In the Can Trust Me I'm a Genie

I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

# Three wishes set me free

# Trust me, I'm a genie!

-# Wish one

-And on that first day

-# I got my very own cafe

-Taa-daa!

-# Wish two

-That was cool

-# I got my own swimming pool

-Hee-hee!

# But then I dropped the magic can

# It filled with sand

# And the works got jammed!

-# Wish three

-A total catastrophe

# The genie raved and ranted

# But no third wish was granted

# If one more wish comes true

# Then I'll be free from you

# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

Are you ready? Get set... Go!

Ah, a karate headband! Banzai!

The last spike for my techno cactus.

Yes! The infrared filter for my spy-noculars!

Cool! My final canned laughter module. The creepy one! The rarest!

So, Diego. Why so quiet? Don't tell me you've got the same...

The same old Golden Captain Justice pants. I've got millions of them.

I don't know what to do with them. CREEPY CANNED LAUGHTER

'Live and direct from the Turbo Market car park,

'a VIP pass giving free access to the Oasiswood Studios for life'

is hidden in one of the 10,000 yummy scrummy bangers and beans cans!

'For one single day only and today's the day!

'Starting at midday.

'Don't waste time. Hurry on down to Turbo Market!'

-I'll definitely never find it, me. I'm the most unlucky camel ever.

-Hey!

You were lucky enough to find a genie like me!

Pull yourself together. With a VIP pass,

you'll spend the rest of your life surrounded by the biggest stars.

Trust me. I'm a genie.

-Come on, Diego. Let me in. Don't be such a cheapskate.

-Yoo-hoo! Diego!

Yes. You're right. I wish to find the VIP pass. That's my third wish!

Hold on tight cos this one's the big one.

I call upon the powers that be

to grant this wish and set me free!

Is it in there? It's not in there.

Bravo! You are the lucky winner of an X-ray torch.

-A torch? What good will that do?

-No, an X-ray torch.

It allows you to see through walls and objects.

With it, you'll find the VIP pass inside the can.

Way cool!

Easy peasy!

Yes, but no... I want to find it by myself.

Using am X-ray is all wrong.

-You can't make me into a cheat.

-Not a problem. Let's set up Plan B.

Yes! Check out what I just found behind this piece of furniture.

Argh! You shouldn't blow your nose behind the furniture, Diego!

Let go of that huge bogey!

No, Ziggy. This is Bananos, my lucky charm.

I had it in my pocket when I found you.

I've always been lucky when I've had had Bananos with me.

Now luck will be on my side.

I bet I find the right bangers and beans can with this!

-You're joking, right?

-No need to cheat, Ziggy.

Diego's got Bananos, his super lucky charm!

Once again, I'll have to do the whole job myself.

A unique VIP pass!

-The ultimate dream!

-That'll be more than a dream for you, Diego.

Please don't cry your eyes out if I win the VIP pass.

Just you watch me, shaking pincers with all the stars!

The most caring person should win it. Perhaps that could be me.

Don't listen, Bananos. They're jealous!

They don't have your fantastic good luck powers.

Oh! I'm going to have to fix this one all by myself,

if I ever want to taste freedom.

'Hold on to your trolleys. Opening in ten minutes!'

Ow! Watch out! You youngsters are always in a hurry.

Ah!

Just my luck. It had to be the bottom one. There must be a way.

Ya-ha!

EXCITED CHATTERING

Goodbye to the competition. Tony coming through!

May the banana be with me!

You can't beat the ultra lucky banana, Tony!

-Argh!

-Oh, Bananos. Show me the way.

Run along now. Go play somewhere else.

They've got cuddly toys in the kiddies' section.

Get off my can!

-What are you doing here with my cousins?

-Me? Nothing. Wait.

Since when is it forbidden to have a chat and a paddle with lobsters?

By the power of Bananos! The ultimate lucky charm!

Sorry, Diego.

Huh?

Calm down, young man! Slow down!

Hey! Furry creature! Can't you read?

This is a high-fragility aisle.

If you must run, do it in slow motion.

-(VERY SLOWLY)

-S-o-o-o-o-o-r-r-r-ry, Mr Security Guy.

No way! I saw it first! You can't take it away from me.

Ha-ya!

Oof!

You really are the best, Bananos.

TILLS BEEPING

Your attention, please.

Amazing flash sale deal on dancing cacti in the garden aisle.

Right now!

Oh, wow! It can even disco dance!

Disco!

Wha...?

Oh, my word! This banana key ring really is all-powerful.

-Slow down, Diego. Give me your can!

-Move back, Tony.

Or what? You're going to banana me?

Argh!

Wow! Ziggy, see what me good luck charm can do?

It's not over yet. The wish has to be granted.

Now, I've got the perfect solution for getting through

the express checkout unnoticed.

This dress doesn't do anything for me.

I'm sure the glittery dress would suit me better.

Keep your concentration. Our target is the express checkout.

Ooh! Coochy-coochy-coo!

-Who's the prettiest baby of them all?

-Don't overdo it...Nanny!

No funny stuff. Once we find the can, we share the VIP pass.

We get alternate weekends. Deal?

Rubbish. They wouldn't even spot an elephant in a tunnel.

Excuse me, lady. Your baby has lost his toy.

BANANOS SQUEAKS

Diego! What are you doing? Hurry! Quick!

Bananos, I can't abandon him.

Argh!

Let me go! This camel is not the woman you think he is.

-Oh!

-'Dear customers, the 9,999th can has just been scanned.

'There are only 10,000. there's only one left. The winning one!'

Must be patient. Wait for the exact right moment.

You're quite right. Good things come to those who wait.

PEOPLE GASP

Hold on to my can and don't let go of the winning one!

I knew these would come in handy.

'Dear customers, we will not be held responsible for any injuries

'due to this technical blackout.

'Keep your hands in your pockets as long as there are cans left!'

The magic torch! No!

So much for that torch! Ha-ha-ha!

-Ziggy? Did you just take the can?

-What?

Hold on tight to that can, Diego.

Now's the moment. Let that teach you a lesson, young grasshoppers.

Always watch your backs.

Quite right, my dear.

SCANNER BEEPS

Yippee! I've won!

Oasiswood, here I come!

I told you, kids. Good things come to those who wait.

I just can't watch this, guys.

At least we have supplies. For months!

If you break, you pay.

'Our big winner is a granny.'

Yay! A new part, at last!

The mighty powerful can-opening hand

and it's all thanks to my lucky banana, Bananos!

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