The Magic Card Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me I'm a genie

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-# Wish one -

-And on that first day

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-# I got my very own cafe -

-Taa-daa!

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-# Wish two -

-That was cool

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-# I got my own swimming pool -

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# And it filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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-# Wish three -

-a total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me I'm a genie. #

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-You're doomed! Hairy cabbage face!

-Speak for yourself! Mad hump!

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What's the fuss about?

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Come quick or you're going to miss the duel of the century.

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Come to Diego, karate egg beater.

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What in the world is this?

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-And...where are we?

-We're in Magic Card.

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It's a virtual card game. To play, you must choose a card.

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Each card has four different powers and life points. Look!

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-Show yourself, laughing cloud.

-Joe has a stronger card,

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but Diego can win if he plays well. Whoever's life bar reaches zero

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first loses and he has to give his card to the other player.

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Prepare yourself for the lethal vibration!

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-He chose a ground figure against an aerial creature.

-Missed!

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Feel my mocking stratocumulus.

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What a stroke of genius! Diego's card might rust.

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He has three seconds to find the right counterattack or he'll lose!

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Three, two, one...beep!

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-Boggy helicopter, boggy helicopter!

-Too late, ha! Do your thing, cloud.

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-Ha, ha! The egg beater is mine!

-No!

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Thanks to Diego's demo,

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you now know exactly what NOT to do in a Magic Card game.

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Welcome to the real world.

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I've beaten Diego again! He's rubbish!

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-If only I had the ultimate card!

-The ultimate card?

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Only one copy has ever been printed.

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It has 40 fantastic powers, an immortal life bar

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and creates double the amount of havoc.

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Whoever has it, becomes the grand Magic Card master!

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You could be that grand master!

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Even with Rita van Hump, you can't come in here.

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Only Magic Card masters are allowed in.

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-Genius! I wish for the ultimate Magic Card.

-So be it.

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I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!

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Diego! It's a magic arrow! It can take you wherever you wish!

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That's why it led you to me. Flattered, really.

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Let him prattle on and you climb on the arrow.

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All right, I'm going to... Hey, hey! Woah!

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Oh, right. It must be a wild arrow!

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Ole! Come to Ziggy!

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-IT SNORTS

-Aaah!

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Now!

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-Go on, ask it!

-Arrow, take us to the ultimate card!

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BOTH: Woah!

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-Is the ultimate card in the toilet?

-Don't think so.

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-Ah! Where are we?

-Look! It's just a statue.

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-Go, fetch, find the ultimate card.

-IT SNIFFS

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IT SNIFFS

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-Hey! Your job isn't finished here!

-Looking for this, maybe?

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-Yes!

-The only way of getting it is to win it in a duel.

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But, seeing as how I only face truly worthy opponents...scram, you two.

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Hello, Scoop? Have I got a scoop for you!

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Sam Sahara is scared of facing Diego at Magic Cards! I know, Diego!

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Live from the great Sam Sahara's Magic Card collection.

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He is frightened at the thought of playing cards with Diego!

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-Hey!

-Scared? Me? No!

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I am the Magic Card master!

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May the game...begin!

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Welcome to this incredible duel between Sam Sahara...

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Hey, turn it down a bit!

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I call upon the ultimate card, the vegetable trio of the round table.

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-Aaah!

-Concentrate, Diego!

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Shaking soda, come, shake yourself!

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-The weakest card begins.

-Soaking gas, here we go!

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And I'll counter that with tonic cocktail!

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Aaah!

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Superb counterattack from Sam,

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who keeps all his points and wins some, too!

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-Did you leave your brain in the cafe?

-Sam's turn to start.

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How about some triple recycling?

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Sucking straw!

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Unlucky! This counterattack only works on liquid opponents.

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-There you go, I won. The game is over. Now get out, all of you!

-No!

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Diego is entitled to a return match.

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It says so in the manual, on page 3,273. So, there!

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-Trust me, I'm a genie!

-So, you want some more, do you?

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-Fine, it's up to you. En garde!

-Show yourself, scary scarecrow!

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Attack of the shivers!

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Ha, rubbish! Take this. I can't even see you!

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Ha! He got his counterattack wrong!

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No, there is nothing worse than being ignored.

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So long! Vegetarian temptation, here we go!

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-Grrr!

-Phew!

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Ha, ha, ha!

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The scarecrow is under Sam's spell. If he eats the potato,

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he'll burn his mouth and lose. Diego must retaliate!

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-Don't eat the potato!

-He's useless!

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Once again, I'll have to do the job all by myself.

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What an amazing genie I am.

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-Two, one...

-Vegetable nightmare!

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-Bring it on!

-What is this nightmare about?

-I, uh... Ziggy!

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Forget it, potato, I like turnips better anyway!

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It's perfect, Diego suffers no damage.

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This must be the most bizarre duel ever!

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Open your eyes nice and wide, Diego, your wish is about to come true.

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Cooking genie!

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You leave me no other option,

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I call upon the most fearsome counterattack.

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Godzipuree!

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Ah!

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You have tasted the greedy goblin!

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-Well done, Ziggy!

-This is the end! Unbelievably, Diego has...

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Yes! Indeed it is the end, and I am the winner!

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Oh, it seems that Sam has won after all.

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Yes, Diego, when your horrific creature gobbled my vegetables,

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I discreetly set off my well past eat by date attack!

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Ohhh! I don't feel so good.

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Genie's indigestions are not pretty,

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so...follow my advice.

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Run for cover!

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-EXPLOSION

-Ah!

-Oh!

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Ziggy, it's me. What's happening? Are you all right?

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The atmosphere is electric here! You couldn't make this up!

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Cut to commercial!

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What are you doing? I simply can't let this happen. Transform!

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Diego, use the egg beater, together we can stop this!

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Now shake me like you've never shaked before!

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Soaking gas...oopsy!

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-What's going on?

-The sparkling water option was healthier.

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Aaah!

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We have to save the card!

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-You all right, mate?

-Did we do it? Am I free?

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Ah! No!

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It'll be as good as new!

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HE CRIES

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My Magic Card collection! It's destroyed!

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And my precious ultimate card, too! Leave!

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Take whatever you want with you.

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If I can't be the ultimate player, I won't play.

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HE LAUGHS

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-I've been waiting for you. Get ready for my revenge!

-Forget it.

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You're going to win all the time now. It's no fun.

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If there's no ultimate card, it's pointless.

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I came to borrow this. We're going to the park.

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You can stay here, you don't stand a chance against me in real life.

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Oh, really? We'll see about that!

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