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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
-# Wish one - -And on that first day | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-# I got my very own cafe - -Taa-daa! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
-# Wish two - -That was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-# I got my own swimming pool - -Hee-hee! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# But then I dropped the magic can | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# It filled with sand | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the works got jammed | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-# Wish three - -a total catastrophe | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# The genie raved and ranted | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# But no third wish was granted | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
'Breaking news, live from Oasiswood!' | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
This year the city, for the very first time, | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
is hosting the Desert Athletic Games! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Sports fans will all be welcome! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
I should be there too. I trained so hard! If it wasn't for this leak... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
Hey, Ziggy, could you help? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
GLUG! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
I didn't hear a wish, there and I'm busy here. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
'The event will start once the Desert Games flame | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
'has been lit in the Oasiswood stadium.' | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
It's our superstar Sam Sahara who will do the lighting | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
on behalf of his multitude of sponsors! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
In a few minutes he will be passed the torch | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
by the penultimate runner - | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
the freestyle swimming champion from Dune-upon-Sea! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
'Sam will have to pass through all five daunting Oasiswood challenges' | 0:01:34 | 0:01:39 | |
to reach the stadium, torch in hand, and, boy, is he confident! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
'Miss Boiiing, our official mascot,' | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
-will be by my side to cheer on our star. -Woo-hoo! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
Choosing Sam is, way, like, rubbish. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
He's an actor, not an athlete! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Quite right, people want to see someone normal | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
that they can identify with, like someone from the Oasis. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
A real everyday sportsman, someone... | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
like YOU! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Like me?! Oh, come off it! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
-I've never even won anything! -Really? And what's this then? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
Didn't you finish fourth in the balancing on one leg competition | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
during your vacation at the coconut club resort? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Yeah, I remember, there were five of us at the start | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
-and then one of us dropped out. Oh, it was hard! -See? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
With that record you're more qualified to light the flame | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
than that silly old superstar! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
You, a simple homely camel, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
can become the symbol of an entire people. Trust me, I'm a genie. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
Oh, you're right, I wish to light the desert games flame | 0:02:46 | 0:02:51 | |
and that's me last wish! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
There's a champ! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
I call upon the powers that be | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
To grant this wish and set me free! | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
'The relay runner is approaching.' | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-Look how relaxed our fine amateur sportsman is. -What's all this about? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
-What do I do? What do I do?! -Run, Diego, run! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
And he's off! Diego is setting off into the Desert of Despair, | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
the first of five challenges. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Splash on your sunblock, it's going to be extra, extra HOT! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
Hey, there's been a mistake. I'm supposed to be carrying the torch! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
-No, no mistake, Diego has been chosen. -Huh?! This can't be right! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
-But what am I supposed to do?! Be an EXTRA?! -You can always cheer him on. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:42 | |
Good job, keep running, breathing, running - | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
don't even think of anything! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
You, whatever you do, don't stop, as you won't be able to start again. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
That's the basic rule for marathon runners. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
Here, put this earpiece in so we can keep in contact. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
I can coax you through cosmic waves, but I'm not sure you would read me. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
Let me remind you that all five challenges must be completed. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Any hesitation and the runner will be replaced IMMEDIATELY! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
That's it, I'm going to encourage you to HESITATE! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, yes! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
I'm too hot...I'm so thirsty. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
I-I-I need a... WOW! Ha! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:27 | |
Oh, yeah! Ooh, wicked, it's time for a snowball fight. Yippee! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
This is it, he's delirious! His brain is overheating. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
Keep a cool head, man. It's just a mirage, it's all in your head. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:43 | |
You're in the middle of a spiritual experience, nothing really exists! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:49 | |
Keep a cool head, huh? Hmm. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
It's all in me head. Must not hesitate. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
All right, then, refreshment break, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
but don't hesitate to keep up the rhythm. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Right, left, right, left, suck! Right, left, right, left, suck! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
-Right, left, right, left, suck! -Bye-bye competition! Ha! | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
You're gone with the wind! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Wah! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Hold on tight, Diego, and don't ever hesitate! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:27 | |
Don't panic, Diego, simply imagine you're a balloon. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Embrace the balloon spirit, man! You're floating, you're cool! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:38 | |
-Right, left, down, come back down to the ground! -Wah! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
No, not there, not THERE! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Ouch. Ha, that didn't hurt one bit. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Diego has passed the first challenge and reached the second. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
The Valley of Geysers. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
A very difficult section. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Let's not put too much pressure on him! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
'No hesitation, Diego. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
'Zigzag between them bumps. You're a snake, a shaking snakety snake!' | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
Imagine your snaky self slithering between them geysers... | 0:06:04 | 0:06:10 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! This'll make Diego fizz! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
Controls are stuck, man. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
-Our karma is now in the hands of the van's spirit. -Lemonade?! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:25 | |
What's going on? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
My slipper, me slipper! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
WHOA! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
OOF! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
That was a stylish landing. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Oh, not my hair! Anything but my hair! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Oh, no... | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
Ooh, me little slipper. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Now Diego has passed the second challenge here's the third one - | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Vertigo Bridge! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Nobody ever dares cross it as it is entirely made from... | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
RECYCLED CARDBOARD! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Diego, fear is an invention of your brain's to stop you from doing | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
things that could be fun. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
If you let fear win you lose, so be stronger than fear. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:10 | |
You can do it, you're as light as a feather! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
Wah! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Try and hold on to a cloud, we're coming! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Hey, I can see me cafe from here. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
WAH! Oof! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, this is unbelievable, | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Diego has completed the third stage! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
After giving us an incredible acrobatic display, | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Diego is climbing the Oasiswood Hills. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Can he climb the fourth challenge, the Slippery Slope of Success? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
This could be an even more slippery slope than he bargained for! Ha! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:51 | |
Without hesitating! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Whoops! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
Balance, Diego, it's all in your head! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
SHOUTS: Larry, don't leave me! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
Visual communication has been cut, man. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
The earpiece's transceiver's not going to hold up for much longer. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
I'm going to move on to spiritual communication. Loosen your mind. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:20 | |
Come on, Diego, don't stop, you're almost there! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
Me legs are giving up! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
I miss me comfy slippers! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
I think, I think I'm going to, I'm going to hesitate! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Don't be silly, I'll sort you out, give you a second wind! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
This is a turn-up for the books, if you don't mind me saying, | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
what do you think Miss...Boiiing? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Well, I knew it! That camel's not up to it. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
Carrying that torch is NOT for amateurs! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
-I'll do it whenever you're ready. -Remember, Diego, don't hesitate! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:58 | |
Are you sure the mascot didn't mind lending me her shoes? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
Of course not, we made a deal. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
You ain't quite reached the podium of stardom yet, brother! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:10 | |
CROWD: Diego! Diego! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
We're at the final challenge, the stadium crossing. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Diego is just metres away from becoming a sporting legend! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
CROWD: Diego! Diego! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Wah! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
What an amazing show! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Diego seeks out extra challenges just to entertain the spectators! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
How graceful, how flexible, how supple, how... | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
How unlucky. To finish stuck in the sandpit | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
for the Synchronised Sandcastle Competition. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
I cannae move and I've got sand all over me. Do something, Ziggy! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
PANTS: Do I always have to do everything for you? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Ah, here comes Miss Boiiing, | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
coming to support Diego, who's on a very sticky situation! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Give me my shoes back, or I'll blow that torch out. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
I didn't rehearse my role as a mascot for nothing, you know! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Mind your own business, you! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
You're not going to sabotage my sabotage with your sabotage! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
And now it's Ben Sahara's turn | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
to come and show his support for poor Diego. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
How kind and sporting of him! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Go, on, Diego, aim and throw the torch! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
You can do it, go, Diego, come on! You're... | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
-Ouch! -A true sporting tragedy has been revealed before our eyes. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
-If the torch goes out the game will be cancelled! -Oh! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
That serves him right, I told you he wasn't fit for the part! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
Well, er, let the games begin! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
I hope they'll cut this out during the edit! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
-Er, I mean. -Oh, no! Boo-hoo-hoo! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
Well done, long live the games! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
Oh... You should have fulfilled this wish! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:28 | |
Seriously, you could have made an effort. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Don't fret, with me ultra muscley legs, I'd bet I'd win first place | 0:11:30 | 0:11:36 | |
at the balancing on one leg competition | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
at the Coconut Club resort. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
Don't move, Diego. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
Imagine you're a statue, an indestructible bronze statue! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:47 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 |