Run, Diego, Run Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me I'm a genie

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-# Wish one -

-And on that first day

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-# I got my very own cafe -

-Taa-daa!

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-# Wish two -

-That was cool

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-# I got my own swimming pool -

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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-# Wish three -

-a total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me I'm a genie. #

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'Breaking news, live from Oasiswood!'

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This year the city, for the very first time,

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is hosting the Desert Athletic Games!

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Sports fans will all be welcome!

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I should be there too. I trained so hard! If it wasn't for this leak...

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Hey, Ziggy, could you help?

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GLUG!

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I didn't hear a wish, there and I'm busy here.

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'The event will start once the Desert Games flame

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'has been lit in the Oasiswood stadium.'

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It's our superstar Sam Sahara who will do the lighting

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on behalf of his multitude of sponsors!

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In a few minutes he will be passed the torch

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by the penultimate runner -

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the freestyle swimming champion from Dune-upon-Sea!

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'Sam will have to pass through all five daunting Oasiswood challenges'

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to reach the stadium, torch in hand, and, boy, is he confident!

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'Miss Boiiing, our official mascot,'

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-will be by my side to cheer on our star.

-Woo-hoo!

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Choosing Sam is, way, like, rubbish.

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He's an actor, not an athlete!

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Quite right, people want to see someone normal

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that they can identify with, like someone from the Oasis.

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A real everyday sportsman, someone...

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like YOU!

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Like me?! Oh, come off it!

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-I've never even won anything!

-Really? And what's this then?

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Didn't you finish fourth in the balancing on one leg competition

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during your vacation at the coconut club resort?

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Yeah, I remember, there were five of us at the start

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-and then one of us dropped out. Oh, it was hard!

-See?

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With that record you're more qualified to light the flame

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than that silly old superstar!

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You, a simple homely camel,

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can become the symbol of an entire people. Trust me, I'm a genie.

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CHEERING

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Oh, you're right, I wish to light the desert games flame

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and that's me last wish!

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There's a champ!

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I call upon the powers that be

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To grant this wish and set me free!

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'The relay runner is approaching.'

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-Look how relaxed our fine amateur sportsman is.

-What's all this about?

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-What do I do? What do I do?!

-Run, Diego, run!

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And he's off! Diego is setting off into the Desert of Despair,

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the first of five challenges.

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Splash on your sunblock, it's going to be extra, extra HOT!

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Hey, there's been a mistake. I'm supposed to be carrying the torch!

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-No, no mistake, Diego has been chosen.

-Huh?! This can't be right!

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-But what am I supposed to do?! Be an EXTRA?!

-You can always cheer him on.

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Good job, keep running, breathing, running -

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don't even think of anything!

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You, whatever you do, don't stop, as you won't be able to start again.

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That's the basic rule for marathon runners.

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Here, put this earpiece in so we can keep in contact.

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I can coax you through cosmic waves, but I'm not sure you would read me.

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Let me remind you that all five challenges must be completed.

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Any hesitation and the runner will be replaced IMMEDIATELY!

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That's it, I'm going to encourage you to HESITATE!

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, yes!

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I'm too hot...I'm so thirsty.

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I-I-I need a... WOW! Ha!

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Oh, yeah! Ooh, wicked, it's time for a snowball fight. Yippee!

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This is it, he's delirious! His brain is overheating.

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Keep a cool head, man. It's just a mirage, it's all in your head.

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You're in the middle of a spiritual experience, nothing really exists!

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Keep a cool head, huh? Hmm.

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It's all in me head. Must not hesitate.

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All right, then, refreshment break,

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but don't hesitate to keep up the rhythm.

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Right, left, right, left, suck! Right, left, right, left, suck!

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-Right, left, right, left, suck!

-Bye-bye competition! Ha!

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You're gone with the wind!

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Wah!

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Hold on tight, Diego, and don't ever hesitate!

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Don't panic, Diego, simply imagine you're a balloon.

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Embrace the balloon spirit, man! You're floating, you're cool!

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-Right, left, down, come back down to the ground!

-Wah!

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No, not there, not THERE!

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Ouch. Ha, that didn't hurt one bit.

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Diego has passed the first challenge and reached the second.

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The Valley of Geysers.

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A very difficult section.

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Let's not put too much pressure on him! Ha-ha-ha!

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'No hesitation, Diego.

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'Zigzag between them bumps. You're a snake, a shaking snakety snake!'

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Imagine your snaky self slithering between them geysers...

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! This'll make Diego fizz!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Controls are stuck, man.

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-Our karma is now in the hands of the van's spirit.

-Lemonade?!

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What's going on?

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My slipper, me slipper!

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WHOA!

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OOF!

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That was a stylish landing.

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Oh, not my hair! Anything but my hair!

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Oh, no...

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Ooh, me little slipper.

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Now Diego has passed the second challenge here's the third one -

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Vertigo Bridge!

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Nobody ever dares cross it as it is entirely made from...

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RECYCLED CARDBOARD!

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Diego, fear is an invention of your brain's to stop you from doing

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things that could be fun.

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If you let fear win you lose, so be stronger than fear.

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You can do it, you're as light as a feather!

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Wah!

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Try and hold on to a cloud, we're coming!

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Hey, I can see me cafe from here.

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WAH! Oof!

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is unbelievable,

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Diego has completed the third stage!

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After giving us an incredible acrobatic display,

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Diego is climbing the Oasiswood Hills.

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Can he climb the fourth challenge, the Slippery Slope of Success?

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This could be an even more slippery slope than he bargained for! Ha!

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Without hesitating!

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Whoops!

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Balance, Diego, it's all in your head!

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SHOUTS: Larry, don't leave me!

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Visual communication has been cut, man.

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The earpiece's transceiver's not going to hold up for much longer.

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I'm going to move on to spiritual communication. Loosen your mind.

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Come on, Diego, don't stop, you're almost there!

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Me legs are giving up!

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I miss me comfy slippers!

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I think, I think I'm going to, I'm going to hesitate!

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Don't be silly, I'll sort you out, give you a second wind!

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This is a turn-up for the books, if you don't mind me saying,

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what do you think Miss...Boiiing?

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Well, I knew it! That camel's not up to it.

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Carrying that torch is NOT for amateurs!

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-I'll do it whenever you're ready.

-Remember, Diego, don't hesitate!

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Are you sure the mascot didn't mind lending me her shoes?

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Of course not, we made a deal.

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You ain't quite reached the podium of stardom yet, brother!

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CROWD: Diego! Diego!

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We're at the final challenge, the stadium crossing.

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Diego is just metres away from becoming a sporting legend!

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CROWD: Diego! Diego!

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Wah!

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What an amazing show!

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Diego seeks out extra challenges just to entertain the spectators!

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How graceful, how flexible, how supple, how...

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How unlucky. To finish stuck in the sandpit

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for the Synchronised Sandcastle Competition.

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I cannae move and I've got sand all over me. Do something, Ziggy!

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PANTS: Do I always have to do everything for you?

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Ah, here comes Miss Boiiing,

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coming to support Diego, who's on a very sticky situation!

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Give me my shoes back, or I'll blow that torch out.

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I didn't rehearse my role as a mascot for nothing, you know!

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Mind your own business, you!

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You're not going to sabotage my sabotage with your sabotage!

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And now it's Ben Sahara's turn

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to come and show his support for poor Diego.

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How kind and sporting of him!

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Go, on, Diego, aim and throw the torch!

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You can do it, go, Diego, come on! You're...

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-Ouch!

-A true sporting tragedy has been revealed before our eyes.

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-If the torch goes out the game will be cancelled!

-Oh!

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That serves him right, I told you he wasn't fit for the part!

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Well, er, let the games begin!

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I hope they'll cut this out during the edit!

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-Er, I mean.

-Oh, no! Boo-hoo-hoo!

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Well done, long live the games!

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Oh... You should have fulfilled this wish!

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Seriously, you could have made an effort.

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Don't fret, with me ultra muscley legs, I'd bet I'd win first place

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at the balancing on one leg competition

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at the Coconut Club resort.

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Don't move, Diego.

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Imagine you're a statue, an indestructible bronze statue!

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