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I was hit by a can, opened it

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and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me I'm a genie

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-# Wish one...

-And on that first day

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-# I got my very own cafe...

-Taa-daa!

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-# Wish two...

-That was cool

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-# I got my own swimming pool -

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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-# Wish three...

-A total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me I'm a genie. #

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The new Mirage magazine! Ahhh!

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I'll finally find out whether Captain Justice defeated the alien.

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Give us the competition page, I want to know if I've won.

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I feel compelled to read the exclusive article

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about quicksand surfing, man.

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There's an extra fiendish sudoku.

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I have to finish it first!

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Let me check whether I'm a star of the celebrity gossip pages!

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Would you mind reading my horoscope for me?

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Is it me, or are you guys seriously squabbling over a piece of paper?!

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No! You just don't get it.

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-Mirage magazine is simply the coolest mag of all time, ever!

-Oh, really?

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So the coolest of cooldom would be to be on its front cover, right?

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Oh, come off it. That's just not possible.

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Anything is possible for you. Trust me, I'm a genie!

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'Ever since he made the front cover of Mirage magazine,

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'everybody is waiting only for...'

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CROWD: Diego!

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No, wait a second, Ziggy.

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Ultimate cooldom would be this.

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CROWD: Diego!

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Gorgeous! Oh!

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Give me five!

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I wish I could be on the front cover of the next Mirage magazine

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with all my friends.

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Stardom, here you come!

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I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!

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Huh? Where in the world are we?

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Inside Mirage magazine.

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-And these are the doors to the different sections.

-ALL: Woo-hoo!

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That one looks funny. What's that thing for?

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Oh! It's the front cover page.

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There's one hour left before the cover is designed.

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This is the first time ever that I'm early to fulfil a wish!

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Hey, where have they gone?

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-Diego?

-Well...yeah.

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Everyone else has gone to check out his favourite section,

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so I thought... Ziggy, help!

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Is this some kind of joke?

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Help! Ziggy!

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Stop! I know nothing, but will tell you everything!

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Aargh!

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I'm coming, Diego.

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Hold on!

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A powerful, infinite, burp-inducing can. How lucky!

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Urgh! Another of the alien's twisted ploys.

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It won't work!

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Prepare yourself to face...justice!

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Hey, chill out, dude.

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The walking worm is downstairs.

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OK? So get a move on.

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Once I've turned all earthlings into gherkins,

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I will finally be able to open the biggest

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veggie fast-food restaurant ever.

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Mmm, ha-ha!

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Give yourself up, alien.

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No-one can escape Captain Justice's justice!

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You'll never be able to threaten me again

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after I've turned you into a gherkin.

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I can't believe it. Captain Justice!

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Wah!

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Aargh!

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Nobody ever defeats...justice!

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Wah!

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Oof. Come on, Ziggy. I don't even know the ending.

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I'll get you the DVD(!)

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But first, we must find the others and get to that cover shoot.

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Puzzle pages.

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Zazie must be somewhere here.

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So, if 2 goes here, and I've just written 4,

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all I need to slot in

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is 5, 8...and 9!

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-HE SIGHS

-Come on.

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If I put an 8 here,

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5 could be over there.

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In that case, 9...

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Let's accelerate the thought processes!

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Erm, are you sure?

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Maybe we should just wait.

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Zazie's very good at these kind of...

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Oof.

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But...oh, no!

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That's against the rules!

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EXPLOSION

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Aargh!

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Woah!

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The wish comes first.

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Then games. Stay here,

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we'll be back in five minutes.

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Oh! Over there, look.

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It's Sonia!

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Sonia, after you and your friends experience a shock,

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your life will be subject to an exciting turn of events.

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Aargh!

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Aargh!

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-HE WHISTLES

-Hey, you!

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The pony with the bow and arrow!

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-I bet you can't even hit this target.

-Hm!

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Aargh!

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Oof.

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ROCK MUSIC AND CHEERING

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CROWD: Joe! Joe!

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Hey, oh, yeah! Yeah-yeah-yeah, baby!

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-Joe!

-Joe!

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The electric's on the other side.

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-We'll never manage to get him out of this.

-We'll see about that.

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Blow into these, will you?

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Boo! I want my money back!

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We all want refunds!

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Let's crowd-surf.

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Get out of here!

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-Aargh!

-Oof!

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Oh! What did you do that for? You've just ruined a legendary concert!

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18 minutes. Let's keep going.

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Quicksands have such an unbelievable quality, you know what I mean?

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THEY GASP

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-We're never going to make it!

-Hey, Larry,

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I don't want to ruin your vibes,

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but we're kind of in trouble here!

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Do you think you're up for a little surf demo?

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What an illuminating idea, man!

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Hang on.

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I thought quicksand surfing would be more hardcore.

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We just need to find Tony.

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He must be in here, but it's locked from the inside.

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Let the genie deal with this.

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Who's there?

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# It's a de-li-ve-ryyy! #

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Oh, it's you. Er, nothing to be seen here.

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Shall we go?

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Wait a minute. Are you hiding something from us?

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ALL: Wow!

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It's the competition page!

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Hey, cool, man! I'm in surfing paradise.

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Oh, there are several lifetimes of fun in here!

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You wanted to hog all the prizes.

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No, come back!

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We're supposed to all pose together on the front page, remember?

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Forget the wish, Diego!

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Let's stay here.

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Whoo! Surfing on prizes!

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Awesome, totally awesome.

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This is, like, way better than being on a magazine cover.

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-Oh!

-Aargh!

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I don't believe it!

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Come on!

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Woah-h-h!

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CLOCK BEEPS

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Aargh! Di-e-go!

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Hey, my prizes!

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They're disappearing.

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They must be being sent to the real competition winners.

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Ooh!

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We will meet again on the next shore.

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Bleh! Ah.

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What's happening?

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Don't worry, I'm fine.

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Were you scared for me? Is that right?

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-CAMERA CLICKS

-Oh, is that it?

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-What happened?

-Did we make the cover?

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Ooh! It's the latest issue of Mirage magazine!

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-Ooh!

-Wow!

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Nooo! My wish!

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No, no, no!

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Hey!

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I'm on the front cover of Mirage magazine.

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Cool! Ha-ha!

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What do they mean,

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my concert was rubbish?

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Hey, cool, man! My performance was given a whole page

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in the sports section.

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It's even harder with the boxes cut up.

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I was, like, this close to all those prizes.

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-CROWD CHANTS

-What's that noise?

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Ziggy's fans!

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Diego, please, do something.

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-We got to....

-Wait there, Ziggy.

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I want to see how this Captain Justice adventure turns out.

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