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I was hit by a can, opened it | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
and out popped a genie! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
-# Wish one... -And on that first day | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-# I got my very own cafe... -Taa-daa! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
-# Wish two... -That was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-# I got my own swimming pool - -Hee-hee! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# But then I dropped the magic can | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# It filled with sand | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the works got jammed | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-# Wish three... -A total catastrophe | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# The genie raved and ranted | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# But no third wish was granted | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
The new Mirage magazine! Ahhh! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
I'll finally find out whether Captain Justice defeated the alien. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Give us the competition page, I want to know if I've won. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
I feel compelled to read the exclusive article | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
about quicksand surfing, man. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
There's an extra fiendish sudoku. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
I have to finish it first! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Let me check whether I'm a star of the celebrity gossip pages! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Would you mind reading my horoscope for me? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Is it me, or are you guys seriously squabbling over a piece of paper?! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:32 | |
No! You just don't get it. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
-Mirage magazine is simply the coolest mag of all time, ever! -Oh, really? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:40 | |
So the coolest of cooldom would be to be on its front cover, right? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
Oh, come off it. That's just not possible. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
Anything is possible for you. Trust me, I'm a genie! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
'Ever since he made the front cover of Mirage magazine, | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
'everybody is waiting only for...' | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
CROWD: Diego! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
No, wait a second, Ziggy. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Ultimate cooldom would be this. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
CROWD: Diego! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Gorgeous! Oh! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Give me five! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
I wish I could be on the front cover of the next Mirage magazine | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
with all my friends. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Stardom, here you come! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:32 | |
Huh? Where in the world are we? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Inside Mirage magazine. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-And these are the doors to the different sections. -ALL: Woo-hoo! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
That one looks funny. What's that thing for? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Oh! It's the front cover page. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
There's one hour left before the cover is designed. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
This is the first time ever that I'm early to fulfil a wish! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Hey, where have they gone? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-Diego? -Well...yeah. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Everyone else has gone to check out his favourite section, | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
so I thought... Ziggy, help! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:19 | |
Is this some kind of joke? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Help! Ziggy! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Stop! I know nothing, but will tell you everything! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:36 | |
Aargh! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
I'm coming, Diego. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
Hold on! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
A powerful, infinite, burp-inducing can. How lucky! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
Urgh! Another of the alien's twisted ploys. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
It won't work! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Prepare yourself to face...justice! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Hey, chill out, dude. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
The walking worm is downstairs. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
OK? So get a move on. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Once I've turned all earthlings into gherkins, | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
I will finally be able to open the biggest | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
veggie fast-food restaurant ever. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Mmm, ha-ha! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Give yourself up, alien. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
No-one can escape Captain Justice's justice! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:55 | |
You'll never be able to threaten me again | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
after I've turned you into a gherkin. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
I can't believe it. Captain Justice! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
Wah! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
Aargh! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Nobody ever defeats...justice! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
Wah! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
Oof. Come on, Ziggy. I don't even know the ending. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
I'll get you the DVD(!) | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
But first, we must find the others and get to that cover shoot. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
Puzzle pages. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Zazie must be somewhere here. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
So, if 2 goes here, and I've just written 4, | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
all I need to slot in | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
is 5, 8...and 9! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:07 | |
-HE SIGHS -Come on. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
If I put an 8 here, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
5 could be over there. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
In that case, 9... | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Let's accelerate the thought processes! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Erm, are you sure? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
Maybe we should just wait. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Zazie's very good at these kind of... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Oof. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
But...oh, no! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
That's against the rules! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
EXPLOSION | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Aargh! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
Woah! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
The wish comes first. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
Then games. Stay here, | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
we'll be back in five minutes. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Oh! Over there, look. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
It's Sonia! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
Sonia, after you and your friends experience a shock, | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
your life will be subject to an exciting turn of events. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
Aargh! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Aargh! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
-HE WHISTLES -Hey, you! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
The pony with the bow and arrow! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-I bet you can't even hit this target. -Hm! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Aargh! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Oof. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
ROCK MUSIC AND CHEERING | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
CROWD: Joe! Joe! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Hey, oh, yeah! Yeah-yeah-yeah, baby! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-Joe! -Joe! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
The electric's on the other side. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
-We'll never manage to get him out of this. -We'll see about that. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
Blow into these, will you? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Boo! I want my money back! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
We all want refunds! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
Let's crowd-surf. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
Get out of here! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
-Aargh! -Oof! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Oh! What did you do that for? You've just ruined a legendary concert! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:26 | |
18 minutes. Let's keep going. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Quicksands have such an unbelievable quality, you know what I mean? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
THEY GASP | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
-We're never going to make it! -Hey, Larry, | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
I don't want to ruin your vibes, | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
but we're kind of in trouble here! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Do you think you're up for a little surf demo? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
What an illuminating idea, man! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Hang on. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
I thought quicksand surfing would be more hardcore. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
We just need to find Tony. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
He must be in here, but it's locked from the inside. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Let the genie deal with this. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Who's there? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
# It's a de-li-ve-ryyy! # | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Oh, it's you. Er, nothing to be seen here. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Shall we go? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Wait a minute. Are you hiding something from us? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
ALL: Wow! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
It's the competition page! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Hey, cool, man! I'm in surfing paradise. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
Oh, there are several lifetimes of fun in here! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
You wanted to hog all the prizes. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
No, come back! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
We're supposed to all pose together on the front page, remember? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
Forget the wish, Diego! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
Let's stay here. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Whoo! Surfing on prizes! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Awesome, totally awesome. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
This is, like, way better than being on a magazine cover. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
-Oh! -Aargh! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
I don't believe it! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
Come on! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Woah-h-h! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
CLOCK BEEPS | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Aargh! Di-e-go! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Hey, my prizes! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
They're disappearing. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
They must be being sent to the real competition winners. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
Ooh! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
We will meet again on the next shore. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
Bleh! Ah. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
What's happening? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Don't worry, I'm fine. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Were you scared for me? Is that right? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
-CAMERA CLICKS -Oh, is that it? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
-What happened? -Did we make the cover? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Ooh! It's the latest issue of Mirage magazine! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
-Ooh! -Wow! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Nooo! My wish! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
No, no, no! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Hey! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
I'm on the front cover of Mirage magazine. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Cool! Ha-ha! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
What do they mean, | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
my concert was rubbish? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Hey, cool, man! My performance was given a whole page | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
in the sports section. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
It's even harder with the boxes cut up. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
I was, like, this close to all those prizes. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
-CROWD CHANTS -What's that noise? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
Ziggy's fans! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Diego, please, do something. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
-We got to.... -Wait there, Ziggy. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
I want to see how this Captain Justice adventure turns out. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 |
