Flop at the Top! Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me, I'm a genie

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-# Wish one!

-And on that first day

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-# I got my very own cafe!

-Taa-daa!

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-# Wish two!

-That was cool

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-# I got my own swimming pool!

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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-# Wish three!

-A total catastrophe!

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me, I'm a genie! #

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POP MUSIC PLAYS

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-Shake that!

-Shake them knees! Everybody, get up! Get up, please!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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Waaaah!

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-Larry, tell my fans that...I'll be back.

-Take your time, Tony.

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There's no rush.

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-Ha!

-You've never heard Diego sing, have you, Ziggy?

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TUNELESSLY: # Dance all night!

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# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance away the night! #

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-Yes!

-HE LAUGHS

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That was the worst performance I've seen in my life!

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Wicked! Thanks, Diego!

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Stop exaggerating, Joe.

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It wasn't THAT bad, was it, Larry?

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Huh? Is it over?

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LARRY LAUGHS

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LARRY STARTS SINGING

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You could become a pop star. It's up to you.

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This wish will get you the respect you deserve.

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Superstars will bow down before you,

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when they hear your worldwide smash hit!

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-What's it like being at number one?

-Nothing's changed.

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I'm still the same camel.

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-I want to be number one in the Top 50!

-Excellent choice!

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I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!

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POP MUSIC PLAYS

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Ahem!

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TUNELESSLY: # Could dance all night! Tonight we're going to do it right! #

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The mic was off, Einstein! There you go. Try again now.

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HE SINGS BEAUTIFULLY, IN A FEMALE VOICE

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# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance! #

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Diego, you sing perfectly!

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But I've got a girl's voice! No-one will believe it's mine.

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All chart singers, we pitch their voices with a computer.

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Believe me, you've got the talent to get to the top.

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Now, let's deal with your look.

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Errr....

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Yahoo!

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-Huh?!

-HE LAUGHS

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KER-CHING!

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You've got to be great to be number one,

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and everyone has to believe in you.

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-But why are you dressing up too?

-Because I'm your manager.

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And I look good like this.

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I've been thinking about your stage name.

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It's going to be "Dieg-ette".

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# Tonight we're going to dance all night! Dance!

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# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance!

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# Tonight we're going to dance We're going to take a chance

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# Tonight we're going to dance all night. #

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-Congratulations!

-Congratulations! You have just won Camel Idol!

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I hope you're as successful as me!

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And my single, Love Is Love,

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already number one in the charts for a month!

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POP MUSIC PLAYS

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# Tonight we're going to dance all night! Dance!

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# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance!

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# Tonight we're going to dance We're going to take a chance

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# Tonight we're going to dance all night

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# Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!

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# Tonight we're going to dance all night. #

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You are Oasiswood's new idol!

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Your single, Dance, is doing well!

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-And what's more, you are Rita's half-sister!

-Rita? But not...

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Quite right! In fact, this news has boosted the single's sales!

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-Have I got a surprise for you! Here is Rita! A big hand for Rita!

-What?!

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My half-sister! Why did you wait so long before telling me?!

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Aren't you afraid that Dieg-ette's single will beat yours?

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I could never hold anything against my half-sister!

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It's not like I don't know her! She's such a lucky girl!

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Exclusive photos of Sam Sahara and Dieg-ette!

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Dieg-ette's incredible concert! Tonight in the Oasiswood stadium!

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Grrr!

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-I never walked around with Sam!

-That's what YOU say!

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-And what's this concert about?

-Oh, yeah, er, I forgot.

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Tonight, you've got a concert! It's broadcast live on TV!

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If you're good, you'll make number one! Trust me, I'm a genie!

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Live...? TV...?!

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Oh, only 50,000 people have bought tickets,

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and there'll only be a million or more watching on TV!

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Don't panic!

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PEOPLE CHATTER

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Aaaargh!

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-I can't do it! Don't send me out there!

-Relax!

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It's just like a big karaoke!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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# Tonight we're going to dance all night! Dance!

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# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance! #

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We are at Dieg-ette's concert, where the audience is going crazy!

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The single is climbing the chart every second! 7th, 6th, 5th!

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Closing in on the number one - Rita's Love Is Love!

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How can she do this to me?! My own sister! I won't stand for it!

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I managed to get two! What a singer! What a voice!

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I've got to get Dieg-ette's autograph!

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# Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight... #

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-Tonight, I'm going to be free!

-The big question is,

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will Dieg-ette overtake Rita?

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Dieg-ette is Oasiswood's next big pop star,

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thanks to her magical mic... I mean, magical voice.

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She will stay there a long time! People will hardly remember Rita.

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-Rita? Who's Rita? Never heard of her.

-We'll see about that!

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Ladies and gentlemen, could this be a duet with Rita?

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My public still loves me!

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Oh, my!

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AUDIENCE GASPS

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Diego, is that you?! What are YOU doing here?!

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What?! Not that guy again... And he dared dance with my girl!

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Raaaargh!

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IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Dieg-ette is an impostor!

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My voice is funny! What's the problem?! Test, one, two! One, two!

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The mic has been tampered with!

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AUDIENCE GASPS

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The sales of the single have peaked at number three!

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Got to do something to boost sales.

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Don't worry, Diego! This is all part of the show! Keep on singing!

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# Tonight we're going to dance all night! Dance!

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# Tonight we're going to do it right! Dance! #

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Whoa!

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Huh?!

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Whoa!

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# Tonight we're going to dance... #

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I'm not going to let a nobody dethrone me!

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Huh?!

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AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

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-The single climbs to number two!

-THEY GIGGLE

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TUNELESSLY: # Could dance all night! Tonight we're going to do it right! #

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What a disaster!

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# We're going to dance all night! Dance... #

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Boooo!

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The single has plummeted

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from number 2 to number 50, before disappearing from the charts!

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-No!

-HE SOBS

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THEY SHOUT AND JEER

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Aaargh!

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You're going to regret this. As soon as I get down from here...

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Whoa! It's a long way down.

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Dieg-ette?

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All customers got refunded for the album.

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It's as if Dieg-ette never existed!

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I knew that she was in impostor.

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An impostor who pretended to be my half-sister, to cash in on my fame!

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I've written all about it in my brand new release -

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When A Sister's Not A Sister.

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She's not half as good as Dieg-ette!

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Ziggy, can't you ask Dieg-ette to do a karaoke with us?

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I'm no longer her manager.

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I never want to hear about her again!

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I've got my wish for tomorrow!

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Don't tell me - you want to make a comeback? Diego...please?

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