Free Diego Trust Me I'm a Genie


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# I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me I'm a genie

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# Wish one - and on that first day

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# I got my very own cafe - taa-daa!

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# Wish two - that was cool

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# I got my own swimming pool Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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# Wish three - a total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me I'm a genie. #

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CROWD CHEERS

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Hi! I'm Sam Sahara.

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And when I'm not looking dynamic and handsome in movies...

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..I like to bowl!

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That's why you need Sam Sahara's own brand Bowling Accessories!

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Oh, please!

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Like people are going to be dumb enough to buy that.

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Just cos a celebrity endorses it!

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Check it out, Zig!

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-I stand corrected.

-Sam Sahara's entire bowling range!

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Now we can bowl just like celebrities!

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Uh-oh!

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They must have forgotten to take out the coat hanger.

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-Will I get into trouble?

-Ha ha ha!

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Will HE get into trouble?

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BIG trouble!

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-No!

-Yep! Coat hanger theft is pretty serious.

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Some despicable criminal minds are serving

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hard time for stealing coat hangers.

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When I think of all those coats and shirts with nothin'

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to hold 'em up cos of these lowlifes!

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These guys are the worst of the lot! Look at their surly brow!

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Those eyes, too close together!

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That cold-blooded sneer!

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It's horrible! What have I become?!

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Sorry, pal, but it's my moral duty to call the police RIGHT NOW!

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You're going to prison!

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Where am I?

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While you were out, they came and took you away.

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Looks like it's this for the next 50 years!

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Boo-hoo!

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But I'll be sure to write and visit when I can.

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Why? WHY-Y-Y-Y?!

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Oh, if there was just something I could do! Unless...

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Why not wish you weren't behind these bars?

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Oh! The third wish to get me out of here!

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This is too easy.

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Once he makes that wish, I'll let him out and it'll be ME that's free!

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-I wish that Ziggy would break me out of prison!

-A-ha!

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I call upon the powers that be. Let me break Diego out of prison

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and SET ME FREE!

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WHOOSH

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Whoa, wait up. Break him out of prison! That's not what I meant!

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No-o-o!

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ZIGGY! Ziggy?

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ZIGGY! Huh?

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Why am I wearing pyjamas?

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Terrific(!)

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Now I have to break that dope out of a REAL prison to grant the wish!

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But how?

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For whatever escape plan I draw,

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the tools I'll need will magically appear!

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Like, say if I wanted a doughnut for lunch.

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Whoa, whoa!

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That's a mean looking prison, all right! Thanks, Joe!

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-Huh?

-Now, listen up!

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Diego's in jail and needs us guys to help break him out!

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It'll be tough! It'll be dangerous!

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And some of ya won't make it!

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-Can we decide now who doesn't make it?

-I vote Tony!

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-Seconded!

-Hey!

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Hmmm. OK.

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Right, now, this is the plan!

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I'm going to need someone to pedal one of these

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while holding one of these.

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-Oh!

-CRASH!

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CHALK SQUEAKS

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PEDALS WHIRR

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Ready to go?

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BOTH: Larry! Larry!

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BOTH: Larry! Larry! Larry!

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BIKE CHAIN SNAPS

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A-a-a-a-a-gh!

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BOTH: Oh, no! Oh, no!

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A-a-agh! Oof!

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Did you steal a coat hanger, too, Larry?

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Now we've got to break Diego AND Larry out!

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ZIGGY GROANS

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Ha-ha!

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-Ugh!

-You can count on me, team!

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O-o-oh! Ow, ow! O-o-oh! Who-o-o-o-a!

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If my calculations are correct,

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Diego and Larry should be right around...

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HERE!

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Oh-oh!

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ALARMS RING

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TYRES SCREECH

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OK, maybe not.

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Wh-o-o-o-a! Oof!

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Once Joe's over the wall, he'll grab hold of everybody

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in a group hug and they'll all get twanged back to freedom!

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Good luck!

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I say, shouldn't we test this

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FI-I-I-I-IRST?!!!

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Ya-a-a-a-a-agh!

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Group hug, chaps! Hurry!

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Oh!

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Ya-a-a-a-a-agh!

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Ya-a-a-a-a-agh!

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CORD TWANGS

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ALL SCREAM

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Three, two, one...NOW!

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We're going to keep things simple.

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You! Run in that direction!

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This guard'll chase you thinking it's convicts escaping

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and that's when I sneak Dieg... I mean, EVERYONE out!

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You sure this'll work?

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Trust me! I'm a genie!

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Are those convicts escaping?

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GUARD GROWLS

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Whoa! Whoa! Who-oa!

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Whee-ee-hoo!

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Just one page left!

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Ziggy, if it's a job worth doin', it's worth doin' yourself!

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Put yer backs into it! I want to see ya sweat!

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Now, smash up them rocks like ya mean business!

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What the...? Wise-guy, huh?

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Too much?

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Get that out of here!

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I can't believe we're in prison!

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This is no fun at all!

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Come on, guys! Turn those frowns upside down! At least we're together.

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What would a dynamic celebrity like Sam Sahara do to cheer everyone up?

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Fellas! I've got it!

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Ooh!

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Str-r-r-ike!

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-Bowling was a great idea, Diego.

-Yeah!

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I've almost forgotten the fact that I'm incarcerated

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AND I'm six points up!

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Strike?

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What's going on here?

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Er, ball and chain bowling, Your Majesty! Keeping up prisoner morale!

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Ball and chain bowling? I love bowling! Can I play?

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Can I play, please? Pretty please? Can I?

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He can play, right, guys?

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THEY WHISPER

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ALL: I guess.

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But you'll need a bowling shirt, plus a ball, obviously.

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Here, you take mine!

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There you go. Now you look just like a bowler.

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Oh! ENGINE THRUMS

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# Ba ba ba baaaa ba Ba da da daaaa da! # Ha ha!

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This is how you break somebody out of jail!

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# Ba ba ba baaaa ba Ba da da daaaa da! #

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I did it! I broke Diego out of prison!

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-Coo-ee! Do I get to have a ride now? Woo-hoo!

-Er, no hard feelings?

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I was just trying to break my best friend out.

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He was free five minutes ago.

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Stealing a coat hanger only gets ya one afternoon in prison.

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Diego's free?

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And completely rehabilitated!

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But I have to break him out! He can't be free! No-o-o!

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MAGNET HUMS

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That guy stole all me coat hangers!

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So how many afternoons does that add up to?

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Woo, woo, woo! I'll get you out of there, Zig!

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D'a-a-a-aaagh!

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Ow!

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I get the feeling I'm going to be here a LONG TIME!

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D'a-a-a-aaagh! Ow! D'a-a-a-aaagh! Ow!

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