The Lunar Screen Trust Me I'm a Genie

I was hit by a can. Opened it, and out popped a genie!

# Three wishes, set me free.

# Trust me, I'm a genie.

# Wish one, and on that first day

# I got me very own cafe

# Wish two, that was cool

# I got me own swimming pool

# But then I dropped the magic can

# It filled with sand

# And the works got jammed

# Wish three, a total catastrophe

# The genie raved and ranted

# But no third wish was granted

# If one more wish comes true

# Then I'll be free from you

# Trust me, I'm a genie! #

This is Scoop, live from Oasiswood,

to celebrate the cinematic advance of the century!

A super gigantic screen on the moon that's visible from the Earth!

CHEERING

Guys, guys. The film's about to start.

As big as 30,000 football pitches,

it's the eighth wonder of the world! And moon!

And now, we're going to broadcast a revival of the sci-fi classic,

The Stellar Surfer of the moon!

CHEERING

Woo hoo! Long live the surfer.

Why build something so huge to see something so small?

I don't get it.

A wonder?! Huh! I can see it just as well on my iWatch.

Shhh!

Breaking news!

An asteroid thrown out of the black hole

is heading for the moon, and could destroy the screen!

ALL: Oooo!

-Arghhh!

-And scientists can do nothing.

The entire space budget has been spent on building this lunar screen.

Due to the imminent disaster, only commercials will be shown.

Ohhhhh!

Me favourite film,

remastered and broadcast for the first time ever in lunar vision.

I've been waiting for this for years.

Don't worry, Diego, I've got a wicked plasma screen at home.

We can watch it there.

At least I won't have made popcorn for nothing.

Ruined. Ruined.

The best film ever.

I was so looking forward to it.

Diego! Don't let a mere cosmic pebble ruin your screening.

You can fix this.

Think about it.

Oh!

CHEERING

For your courage in having saved this extremely expensive screen.

Hip hip...

ALL: Hurray!

You're right, Ziggy.

I wish to save the eighth wonder of the world. That's my final wish.

I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free!

Huh? What's this? A back scratcher?

Oh, how disappointing.

Look at it before dissing it. Worry fest.

I bet that, once you've launched it,

it'll make the asteroid explode immediately.

Whoops! It's ultra-sensitive.

Hey, it's an anti-gravity grapple.

Incredible!

And, apart from turning my cafe into a hot air balloon,

what do I with this?

Go, Diego. Grab the moon. Simply move it out of the astroid's path,

and the screen is saved and I'll be free at last.

Ohhhhh!

The string's too short.

Arghh!

No worries. A mere technical problem.

We just need to find out how to get closer.

Go on, think!

Now, viewers, it looks like the screen can be saved!

Sam Sahara, the hero of 685 action films is going to do it.

His plan?

Swivel the moon around,

using the super-powerful reactors on his top of the range vehicle.

The asteroid will crash on to the moon's surface,

not on the screen.

So, the show will go on!

Sam, your billions of fans are counting on you.

What's wrong with him?

He's going to destroy the moon!

We have to do something, Ziggy!

No, you do something.

You're going to save the screen and the moon, too.

There's no way Sam Sahara is going to steal the show from me.

Hang on, Diego!

Oh! Was that an air pocket?

-It's really, really narrow.

-Shh!

This is an infiltration mission, so suffer in silence,

and crawl!

I thought this led to the baggage hold.

At least we got here, unnoticed, unharmed, and no messing.

So, you thought you'd sneak up on me, huh?

I'm going to deal with you once and for all!

The hold! Now, be careful!

OK, OK, I know. Stop nagging.

ALARM SOUNDS

My cars! They're all mine.

Feeling lonely?

Sam will look after you.

'Hyper speed mode activated.'

And home. Oh-ho-ho! Oh!

OK. The plan is easy peasy.

We fire the grabber, tow the moon away,

get back to the shuttle, and freedom is mine.

Er... Wasn't there anything more discreet?

Show me the power of that engine, my pretties!

Apart from a grey desert, there's nothing here.

OK, time for plan B.

Hey, watch out. You're going to damage the moon.

What's happening?!

Aarghhhhh! Hey, you two over there!

Ziggy, what do we do now?

OK, plan C.

Climb in and hang onto the grabber. This isn't over yet.

What are you doing? Come back! You can't get away from me.

Breathtaking chases are my thing!

We got to slow him down. Throw anything you can find.

Oh! Doh!

Hold on tight, this might be a rough ride!

Diego, you did it! You saved the screen!

Um, Ziggy?

We've got a problem.

Huh?!

That's true. Why aren't I free?

End of the world alert! After having hit the lunar screen's antenna,

the asteroid is now heading straight for Earth!

Arghhhh!

Arghhhhh!

The antenna! We have to put it back so the wish can be granted.

Diego, grab that asteroid.

After smashing into Earth, a gigantic cloud of dust

will plunge the planet into darkness for several thousand years.

What are you waiting for? The world to end?

Very funny. I'm under a lot of pressure here.

According to our scientists, the point of contact on Earth

will be Oasiswood!

SCREAMING

Seems our salvation is in the hands of two very unlikely astronauts.

Diego?

Ziggy? They're the rescue team?!

Whatever. If they succeed, I'm ready to give them my iWatch.

And me my super plasma screen.

Hey, what are you doing?

Off you go! Whoa!

Back into your black hole.

You haven't heard the last of me!

The screen! You smashed the screen!

What came over you?!

Oh, stop it, Ziggy.

I had to save the moon.

As I forecast, the impact happened in Oasiswood.

Still waiting to be rescued, Sam is playing

the Stellar Surfer of the moon live from the moon!

Oh, we save Oasiswood and the moon,

but he gets all the glory.

It's all your fault.

If you had aimed better, the screen could still be in one piece

and I'd be free.

Oh! I just can't rely on you.

Seriously, guys, you shouldn't have. I was just doing me rescue duties.

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