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'I was hit by a can, opened it, and out popped a genie!' | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
-# Wish one... -And on that first day, I got my very own cafe! -Ta-raa! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:16 | |
-# Wish two... -That was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-# I got my own swimming pool! -He-he! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# But then I dropped my magic can | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# And it filled with sand | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the works got jammed! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
-# Wish three... -A total catastrophe! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# The genie raved and ranted | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
# But no third wish was granted! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Is this courgette cocktail coming or what? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Slurp... Mmmmm, a bit more chilli maybe! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
-Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! -Hi guys... | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
There someone here by the name of Zazie? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
That depends. What do you want her for? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
-I've got a package for her, you know... -So why didn't you say?! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
I'm Zazie! Give me that! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Tony! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
The Bumper Book Of Species And Their Heroic Deeds... Pfff! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
How boring is that?! There aren't even any pictures! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Let me see! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
I want to know what my species has done... | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
I knew it! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
Hey, guys, did you know that lizards were the first surfers? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
I felt it! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
Hey, that's not bad. What have scorpions done? | 0:01:57 | 0:02:03 | |
Scampi... Ah - scorpion! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
Scorpions invented... | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
the can opener! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
The can opener! Ha-ha! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Wow, are we amazing or what?! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
And me, and me! What've camels done? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Canaries, carpet beetles... | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Hmm, no camels. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Relax, Diego. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
It's a well-known fact that camels are the only species | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
that have contributed nothing useful to the world! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
There must be LOADS of species that haven't done anything. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
BOING! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
Like racoons! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
What have racoons ever done? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Racoons?! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
I'll have you know that racoons were the first to send up space probes | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
to look for alien life forms. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Our experiments have penetrated every corner of the known universe. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:50 | |
So we're useless, like? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
What's on your mind, Diego? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
I can't believe camels haven't done a single thing... | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Sad, isn't it? I wouldn't want to be you. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
Me neither. If only I could make things different. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
But you can! What do you think I'm here for?! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Yeah, right! So you can mess it up like you always do! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
No, Diego! Think positive! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Just imagine... | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
In 1492... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Christopher Camel discovered America! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
In 1909... | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Pablo Picamel invented Cubism! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
In 1926... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Coco Camel designed the little black dress! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
-You want to be the one who finally makes your species respected? -Yeah! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:46 | |
This is the perfect wish for you. Trust me, I'm a genie! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:51 | |
Yes! That's what I want! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
I wish to be the camel who puts us in the history books! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
# I call upon the powers that be | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
# To grant this wish | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
# And set me free! # | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
'Fasten seatbelts.' | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Hey, I'm an astronaut. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
But there've been loads of them! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
How'll this get me into the history books? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Um...because...um... | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Because the plan is for camels to be the first to set foot on Mars! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
Mars?! Ziggy, you're a genius! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Go Mars! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Oh, it's raining! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
What is this stuff? Huh! They're asteroids! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
We're going to be minced and scattered | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
through the frozen wasteland of infinity! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
'Coconut cocktail?' | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Huh? Oh, yeah! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Relax! Sit back and watch a pro in action. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Wow! My turn! My turn! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Don't... | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Pwa-aaaargh! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Oops... | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
What should we do now, Ziggy? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
Well, you know, it's only a few million miles to Mars. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:21 | |
Maybe we could just float there, | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
or if that doesn't work... | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
..we could hitch-hike! How about that? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Hey, why didn't I think of that?! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-What's that thing? -Hey, it's an interstellar courgette! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Hello, you look a little lost there. Where are you going? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
-Mars. -That's fine. Hop in! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-I've got one thing to do then I'll drop you off. -Will it take long? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:53 | |
A nano-second. Just long enough to vaporise the Earth. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
Are you crazy?! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
I used to have the biggest courgette on my planet. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
It was what our civilisation prized above all else. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
I had class, respect, honour and lots of friends! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
But an Earthling probe fell on it. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Call that a prize courgette?! Not any more, mate! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
I was despised! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
No-one would speak to me any more. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
By squashing my courgette, | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
the Earthlings robbed me of all my dignity. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
I always say that playing the blame game gets you nowhere. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
Anyway, how do you know it was Earthlings? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
'Bonjour! Hello! Guten Tag! Hola!' | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
They left me their visiting card. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Revenge! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
I'm going to make mincemeat out of them! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
How dare they destroy everything that ever mattered to me?! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
-Where are the toilets? -First on the right at the end of the corridor. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
We have to get out of here! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
No, Ziggy, we have to stop him! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
What about the cafe? And the oasis? And our friends? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
What about them? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
It's not your face in the photo, is it?! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
AHHH! Earthling! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Come on, it's our last chance! GO! GO, GO, GO! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
We can't do that, Ziggy. We have to find a way of defeating the alien! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
Hey, that's it! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
If you save the Earth, you'll go down in the book of heroic deeds! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
That's our mission! Well, yours anyway! Good luck. Catch ya later! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
Ziggy! Noooo! I thought you were my friend! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:54 | |
Come here! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Take a good look, Earthling. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
When I launch my atomic courgette your planet and everything on it | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
will be consigned to eternal nothingness! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
Wait a minute! All my friends are down there! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Yes! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
But I don't have any friends! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Wah-ah-ah-ah-ah! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
I understand. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
There's nothing worse than being dumped by your friends. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
They don't deserve you. I'll be your friend. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
You understand me?! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Yes! I don't abandon people. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
Anyone who does that to you, you should dump them immediately. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Yes, Earthling! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
'Ziggy! Nooooo! I thought you were my friend!' | 0:08:48 | 0:08:53 | |
Hold on, Diego! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
I'm not going to destroy your planet... I'm going to destroy mine! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:02 | |
Then we can colonise a planet | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
just for you and me. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Yeah...that's an improvement, I suppose. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
Ahhh-ahhh! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Everything's going to be OK! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
We're going to make this wish happen! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
'Commencing self-destruction of ship. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
'Explosion in T minus one hour.' | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
You numbskull! We're all going to be reduced to quarks! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:32 | |
Hey! Where are you going? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
I'm going home. We'll text each other. Goodbye! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
Noooo! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Forget it, Diego. That guy's not your pal. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
A real pal doesn't abandon his friends. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
-But, Ziggy... -'May I remind you, the explosion is programmed | 0:09:53 | 0:09:58 | |
'for T minus 59 minutes!' | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
It's all right, we've got time. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
There has to be a way of reprogramming it. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Diego, NO! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
'Correction - T minus one minute.' | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
HE GULPS | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
The capsule! It's our only chance! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
Don't just stand there! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
PUSH! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
Waaaah! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Aaaaah! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
And THAT'S how I became the first camel to save the world, and you! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:53 | |
I can't believe they won't put me in the book of heroic deeds! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
He's telling the truth! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
It all happened EXACTLY like he said! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
In your dreams, Ziggy! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
How do you expect anyone to believe a stupid story like that? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
The evening paper for Zazie! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
So? He's short-sighted... Big deal! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Hey! Heroic exploit update - | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
"For having filled his pool with courgette soup, | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
"Diego the camel has won the Desert Express | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
"Loser of the Week Award." | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Oh, well, Ziggy, at least I've still got me friends! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
CRASH! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Bonjour, hello, guten Tag, hola! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Grrrrrr! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Aaaaaah! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:12:02 | 0:12:07 |