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HE SLURPS

-Guinea Pig.

-Yes, Dr Brain?

Did you hear about the man who got hit on the head by a can of cola?

Got hit on the head with a can of cola?

That's really dangerous, Dr Brain.

-No, it...

-When's somebody going to do something

about falling cans of cola?

This has been going on for far too long.

I'm going to do something about it. I'm going to print up some flyers

-about the dangers of falling cans of cola.

-It's...

That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do it right now.

This is ridiculous. How much longer is this going to go on for?

It was a joke! It... Oh, forget it.

Oh, let's get on with the show, I suppose.

What happens when this mysterious gloop meets a magnetic force?

Can our teams help GP clear up this colourful downpour?

Plus, see our teams get to grips with gravity.

-Yes, Katie!

-Yes!

Get those magnificent minds at the ready.

This is Ultimate Brain!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

HE HUMS A FANFARE

Budget constraints - I've got to do my own fanfare these days.

Oh, well. My name is Dr Brain

and I am on a mission to seek out new civilisations, to boldly...

Oh, that's Captain Kirk.

Oh, well, you think you're smarter than me, do you, eh?

Huh? Well, are you? Well, can you do this?

Didn't think so. Let's do this thing.

Let's meet our teams. First up, please eat your greens...

I mean, greet our Greens from Oxford.

It's Ky, Fern and Lorna.

From Leeds, so very mellow in yellow,

it's Summer, Helen and Hannah.

And our sensational celebrity team in blue

taking a break from hard work at the CBBC office.

It's Katie, Karim and Lauren.

You know, I'm feeling a pretty smug half-man, half-monkey right now

because I have gathered some of the finest genius science minds

in the world, and I'd like you to meet them.

Here they are. Let's begin with the Blues.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Hey!

-Now, then, Dr Karim.

-Yes, hello.

-Bit of an actor?

-Yes.

-He likes to think so.

Have you ever played anything non-human?

-I played Simba in The Lion King.

-Oh!

-I did.

-So, yeah, played a lion, so...

-Bit of the old...

# I just can't wait to be king. #

Thank you! APPLAUSE

Tell you something, you know that monkey Rafiki?

-Yes.

-He's my uncle.

-He's your uncle?

-Yeah, he don't do it no more.

He works down the East End now selling dodgy mobile phones.

-In the market?

-Yeah, that's right.

-I thought I knew him.

-What's your team name?

Yeah!

Now, let us meet the next team. They are in green.

-How are you, Greens?

-Fine, thanks, Mr Brain.

-Where are you from?

-Oxfordshire.

-Fantastic. Do you like your science?

-ALL:

-Yeah.

-Love it.

-Good.

-Now, Dr Ky, I hear you're into your cars.

-Yeah.

When you're old enough to drive,

which I calculate will be about 2022,

-something like that, I should imagine...

-Yeah.

..what do you think cars will be like?

Cars that can go on sea and turn into a plane,

and then go on roads, so it'll be an all-terrain vehicle.

Fantastic.

It's sleek, it's handsome and it goes at 100,000mph,

and that's just me!

-Hey!

-Thank you. What's your team name?

-Serious About Science.

-Ooh, I like it.

Now, last, but by no means least,

it's the Yellows!

-How are you, Yellows? ALL:

-Good.

-Feeling happy? ALL:

-Yes.

-Pleased to be here? ALL:

-Yes.

-Well, that's a good start, isn't it?

Now then, now then, I here one of you is a little bit of a joker.

-Is that right?

-Yes.

Would it happen to be you, Dr Summer?

-Yes.

-Bit of a comedian, eh?

-Yeah.

Come on, then. Tell us a joke. Go on.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Ooh, I don't know. Go on, tell us.

-Mr Bus.

-Hey! HE LAUGHS

That's much better than my jokes. You don't want a job, do you?

HE LAUGHS And what's your team name?

Fantastic to meet you all, my marvellous teams.

So, this is the show with a need for speed,

cravings for creativity and ingenious inventions.

And first, it's the warm up!

Not that type of warm up, GP.

Bring me my questions of fire.

Thank you very much.

Now, so, we have five questions worth two points each,

which means there is a maximum amount

of how many points, Dr Lauren?

-Ah!

-Ten. Ten.

-Ten. Ten, ten, ten!

-SHE LAUGHS

-That's bad. That is bad.

-With a little bit of help.

He's the best, Dr Karim.

We've got the best. He's the Karim of the crop.

HE LAUGHS Get it? The Karim of the crop?

Let's do it. Here we go. Hands on brains. Question one.

'Hacker's Angels.'

Eight.

Is the right answer. THEY CHEER

Question two. What word am I spelling backwards?

'Hacker's Angels.'

-Friction.

-Is the right answer!

THEY CHEER Another two for Blue.

Question three. Get your listening ears on.

What is this sound?

POPPING

'Kids SAS.'

Um, popcorn popping.

Is the right answer! THEY CHEER

-You like your popcorn, Ky.

-Maybe.

-Question four.

How many letters are there

in the word chemistry?

'Kids SAS.'

-Seven.

-No, it's not

-the right answer.

-'Hacker's Angels.'

-Eight.

-Is not the right answer.

THEY SHOUT ANGRILY

-Nine.

-Is the right answer. Well done.

Last question. Arrange yourselves in order

smallest to biggest of your left hand. Go!

Who's got the smallest left hand? Who's got the biggest left hand?

-'Kids SAS.'

-Greens, let's have a look. Hold them up.

I think that's actually wrong.

I think, Dr Ky, you've got the biggest hands.

-'Science Sisters.'

-OK, Yellows, let's have a look.

I do declare you're right.

That's good. Well done, you Yellows.

Well, there we go. That was the warm up round

and I am boiling. HE LAUGHS

Blues and Yellows are off to a flying start,

but Greens aren't far behind.

HE CACKLES Welcome to my laboratory.

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ooh, sorry about that. Went a bit evil for a second.

So, everybody, anybody hungry?

I've got a bit of balsamic vinegar here.

I thought we could dip some bread in there. That'd be nice.

Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

It's not really balsamic vinegar. Don't eat it, whatever you do.

-What do you think it is?

-Oil.

-It looks like oil, doesn't it?

-Petrol?

-Petrol. Could be petrol.

-Treacle.

-Or treacle.

-Soy sauce.

-Soy sauce. Could be soy sauce.

-Yeah.

Or paint. I'm going to tell you what it is.

It's called ferrofluid.

Fe. Does anybody know the element Fe?

-Magnesium?

-Is it iron?

-It is iron, yes.

Little bits of iron in there.

So, now, what we want to find out -

what's going to happen when I crank up the electromagnet?

What's going to happen?

We have some options for you.

Is it going to be...

North to south, you know what I mean?

Something not even I have thought of.

Is that even possible?

Ah, time to get your thinking brains on, my fine friends.

Your thinking time starts now! KLAXON BLARES

Something else because I think it might...

So, four choices here.

With metal, right, when you put it hot...

-It bubbles.

-..it's still a liquid.

-It bubbles?

-Or D, something else? B?

-C, C, C, C.

Have you got your answer? ALARM BLARES

There we go! Thinking time is done.

Thinking time is over. No more thinking.

Switch your brains off.

OK, let's have a look at your answers now!

-We're outnumbered.

-Oh, no.

-I-I-I said go for D.

To be fair, Karim wanted to go for D.

-I did say that, but I was overruled by the ladies.

-I think it's A

because I think, when you have a magnet,

-you have a positive end and a negative end...

-Correct.

-So, it makes sense...

-Yes.

-..that the electrical charge would

-send it...

-Make a line.

That seemed like the most logical option

and I couldn't think of anything for D.

-We thought, "It won't jump out. That'd be crazy."

-It might.

-We really would like it to jump out, though.

-Yellows?

We didn't think it was going to be any of the A, B or C ones, so...

-You rejected all of those?

-Yes.

-She thinks it's going to go spiky.

-I don't know why.

-When you say spiky, what do you mean?

-Like...

-Form little spiky things?

-Yeah.

-Ooh, like a little hedgehog?

-Yeah.

That would be funny, wouldn't it? HE GIGGLES

I like the idea of that.

-And you've gone for D, as well.

-We think it might

-bubble.

-Bubble.

-Bubble up.

-Bubble?

-Yeah.

Oh, right. Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble.

That would be very interesting, wouldn't it? OK.

So, we've gone for form into a straight line,

make funny little spikes, and bubble.

Three very different,

but equally wonderful and scientific answers.

-Shall we find out what happens? ALL:

-Yes.

-Let's crank it up.

Are you ready? Here we go.

Robot hand.

-ALL:

-Three, two, one, zero!

Here we go! Turning it up. Turning...

What's happening? Oh, something is happening.

Oh, it's formed into...

-Spikes!

-Oh, it's little spikes.

-Oh, my goodness!

-Oh, they are spikes.

-That's so weird.

-Little spikes.

-Look. Have a look closely.

-It's freaking me out.

-That is amazing.

-So weird.

-It's bubbling and spiky.

-Like little moving triangles.

-That is amazing.

-You got it right, Summer. That is awesome.

-Fantastic.

-How did you know that?

-You hit the nail on the head.

Billions of tiny rocks containing iron

suspended within the oil act like mini magnets.

They're normally jumbled up, so their magnetism isn't really seen,

but when we produce a magnetic field going up through them,

they line up and start to repel each other.

This is what makes the hedgehog-like spikes.

Amazing stuff. And it's not just spooky and weird.

It's also used in cutting-edge medicine and things like that.

So, D was right, which means both the Greens and the Yellows

get the five points for getting the right letter,

but for getting it bang on the head,

the Yellows get ten! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done, you Yellows.

Well done, everybody.

-You, mate, get nothing.

-D'oh!

Time for the next round.

I had that Professor Brian Cox round the other day.

He's a good mate of mine.

You know, celeb friend and all that. He said to me...

IMITATES BRIAN COX: "You know, one of the great wonders

"of the universe is that we're all made up

"of billions of these atoms.

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do an experiment with these atoms

"to see if we could expand them into colourful balls?"

So, we did and they exploded everywhere

and it's been raining multicoloured balls ever since

and my swimming pool is full of them.

D'oh! Luckily, I have with me some of the greatest scientific minds

the world has ever known and they have come up

with their own inventions to help me to empty my pool

of these little balls.

They each had a budget of £50

and two days to come up with their creations.

Teams must think of a way to help GP rescue as many balls as he can

from the Ultimate Brain swimming pool

and place them safely into a container at the side.

GP can move the balls whilst in or out of the pool

and designs must consider how to quickly and efficiently

transfer them into the container before the time runs out.

The team with the most balls in the container at the end of play

will be awarded a massive ten Honour Points.

He's always on the ball.

Well, he's sometimes on the ball.

No, he's never on the ball, is he?

It's my good friend Mr Guinea Pig!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-ALL:

-Oh!

It's raining snooker balls, Dr Brain.

-Guinea Pig, are you feeling wet?

-Very.

Well, you're going to be. HE LAUGHS

Here I am with my good friends the Science Sisters.

Sounds like a band, doesn't it? You could be a girl group.

-What would your song be?

-Er...

# Iron filings I love those iron filings. #

That would be the song for you.

So, this is your plan. What's it called?

-The Super Scooper.

-The Super Scooper.

-Yes.

-And what is the theory behind your plan?

Cos it's a net, it lets all the water out when it gets the balls,

so it doesn't, like, overflow,

-so the balls don't fall out, as well.

-Ah, I see.

So, you've got a lot of sort of surface area there...

-Mm-hm.

-..to catch the balls into.

And there's obviously holes in the net there

and that's going to help with

-sort of filtration...

-Yeah.

-..to get rid of the...

Are you worried about the weight of the balls?

Dr Helen, what do you think?

Yes, that Hula Hoop already looks floppy.

-Yeah.

-It does a little, doesn't it? This could be a problem.

You've always got to look for the problems,

isn't that right, GP?

The Science Sisters' Super Scooper uses a Hula Hoop as a net holder

to provide a large surface area with water drainage.

Attached to the end of a stick,

GP can steer the hoop from outside the pool

to collect as many balls as he can,

but will that large net prove too cumbersome

when battling against the weight of the balls

and resistance of the water?

I've heard of playing a game of pool before,

-but this is ridiculous, Dr Brain.

-HE LAUGHS

Let's do this thing in three, two, one, go, GP!

-Go, go, go!

-OK, scoop it up.

-Scoop them, scoop them.

Pick them up, pick them up.

The big question is - is he going to be able to pick them up...

-Yes!

-..and deposit them into the orange box of science

-at the end there?

-Oh, gosh, no.

Ah. I see a problem here. How does he...?

-Oh.

-Hmm.

THEY LAUGH

Just keep on doing that until you've got loads.

-That isn't going to work.

-Yeah.

-Oh, it's in.

Flip it over like you did. Like that.

-Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it.

-Just keep on doing that.

Keep doing that. Quicker, quicker! Go, go, go!

Even Guinea Pig is using his brain.

That's quite unusual.

-Yes, yes!

-Yeah.

-Oh, yes.

KLAXON BLARES

Oh, there we go. That's time up.

How do you feel that went?

-Oh, not as good as I hoped.

-HE SNORES

Our idea - we didn't really think through putting it in the box.

Ah. That was the problem, wasn't it? Scooping them up was fine...

-Yes.

-..but then depositing them was a little bit tricky.

Started to get a bit floppy.

Well, let's see what the next plan is.

-It's the Blues.

-Yes.

MOBILE PHONE RINGS My phone.

Ah, thank you very much. Thank you.

-Hello?

-Hello, Dr Brian.

-Yes?

-Just kidding, Dr Brain.

-Hacker the Dog. It's your friend.

-It's not Hacker.

-Oh, tell him we're busy.

-We're busy.

-They're a bit busy.

Do you think your lot are clever enough to be on Ultimate Brain?

Oh, yes, brainy as they come. Katie's been on Mastermind,

that Karim's always got his head in a book

and Lauren knows all there is to know

about Newton's law of universal gravitation.

Oh, does she? Thank you very much.

Yeah, I know Newton's, er, law of universal gravitation.

-You don't know that.

-Yeah, I do.

-Let's have it. Let's have it.

So, Newton's law of universal gravitation states

that two objects are attracted to each other

by a force which is proportional to the product of their masses

and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

-There you have it.

-Amazing, Dr Lauren!

Right, here we go, then.

-Winston the Whale.

-Winston the Whale.

We were kind of inspired by nature,

by big whales who sort of open their mouths

and scoop up whatever's in the sea.

And I think we'll be luckier with putting the balls within the box.

It won't be as hard as the net.

That should be able to just scoop straight in.

-We've got a kind of mechanism...

-We've got a lever, if you will,

but it doesn't close completely, so I'm a bit worried.

-Here is a bit gappy.

-I'm a little bit worried.

HE SCREAMS When whales attack.

Down, boy. Down, boy. It's all right.

-Winston, we're on the same team.

-We really wanted to get Guinea Pig

in the water and get him a bit wet and annoyed,

-so we went for this.

-And it's a whale...

-A whale of a time!

-A whale of a time! It's Moby not.

-THEY LAUGH

-Hey!

-Brilliant.

Hacker's Angels have put our GP in the water

and teamed him up with Winston the Whale.

Oh, isn't he cute?

The contraption's mouth-inspired design

is sizeable enough to capture lots of balls,

but not so large as to hinder GP's movement around the pool.

The clasper design allows for water filtration

and easy release of the balls into the box.

This whale is about to try to eat some balls.

Let's see if it works.

-In three, two, one, go, Guinea Pig!

-Come on, Guinea Pig, Winston.

-Go on, Winston! You can do it!

-That's it. Tell him what to do.

-Quicker!

-Give it some elbow grease.

Get them all in the mouth and then scoop up.

-Scoop.

-Scoop up.

-Scoop it up. Pick it up. Lift it.

-Ooh, it's heavy.

-Work those biceps, Guinea Pig!

THEY CHEER Oh, look at that.

Scoop!

Already looking pretty good.

-Looking pretty good.

-Go, Guinea Pig!

-Go on, Winston!

-Go on!

-Go on, Guinea Pig!

-That's it.

-Go on!

-Ooh!

-Go on!

-Munching away on those balls.

-Now, scoop, Winston.

-Scoop, scoop, scoop.

Clock's ticking.

-Go on. Put your muscles into it!

-Go on!

Yes! Not too bad.

This is not too bad at all.

-One more.

-Come on, one more.

-One more go.

-A big one, Winston.

KLAXON BLARES

Oh, that's it. Time's up!

Stop, stop, stop!

-So, how do you think you did there, Blues?

-Good, I think.

-I'm really happy about that.

-Worked quite well. ALL:

-It did.

-How was it, Guinea Pig?

-I did my best on porpoise.

-THEY LAUGH Porpoise!

-Yes!

HE HUMS DRAMATICALLY

Kids SAS, here they are!

-Hi.

-Hello. What is your plan called? ALL:

-The Wormzilla.

-It was inspired by a worm.

-Because of the tube.

-Wormzilla.

So, tell me, what is the plan behind the plan? What's the theory?

Well, if Guinea Pig scoops it up and then he lifts it above his head,

the balls will go diagonally down to the bucket.

-Yeah, like that.

-Oh, I see.

So, the balls are going to go into the opening...

And the poles help him to lift it higher.

You've got holes in the opening, as well,

-so you don't get lots of water.

-Yeah, the water comes out.

-It's going to come dripping out and score you lots of points.

-Yes.

-Lots of points.

-Hopefully. Fingers crossed.

Kids SAS's Wormzilla plan has gravity at its heart.

They've created a water scooper with drainage

that can be lifted up high

for the balls to move down a tumble dryer venting tube.

Does GP have the strength to lift the balls and any water?

Their tube may be flexible, but will it last the distance?

It's time to find out.

Three, two, one, go, Guinea pig!

-Scoop, scoop, scoop! Lift it up!

-Lift it up, lift it up!

-Ooh, that's heavy.

-Lift it up.

-Good job he's so strong.

-Above your head.

-Above your head!

OK, do it again now. Quickly!

The tube is quite bendy. What's he going to have to do?

-Oh, no!

-Oh!

-We have a tube malfunction. What can we do?

-I broke Wormzilla.

-What are you going to do?

-Scoop it up.

-Yeah.

-Keep going.

-Do whatever you can. THEY LAUGH

The clock is ticking. You've got to do what you can.

-Go on, Guinea Pig, scoop!

-Use your brain, Guinea Pig.

-What's he going to do?

-Scoop it from the other one.

Put it in! Put it in quickly!

-Yes!

-That's it.

-Keep doing that.

-Yes.

Get closer to the bucket.

Get closer to the bucket.

Time's running out.

KLAXON BLARES Oh, there we go. That's time.

Oh!

Guinea Pig has fallen over, which always makes me laugh.

HE LAUGHS So, what happened there?

-Well, the tube wasn't strong enough, so it broke.

-Yes.

-Tumble dryer tube.

-Yes.

-Little bit too weak, wasn't it? And it snapped.

That's what's called a malfunction.

-Do you want to know who won? ALL:

-Yes.

In third place, with 39 balls, it's the Greens.

In second place, with 99 balls, it's the Yellows.

But taking ten points, with 246 balls,

it's the Blues!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-ALL:

-Winston, Winston, Winston!

They don't look happy at all, do they?

It's time for the next round.

This round is all about super quick reactions.

Pow!

What we have here - our lovely teams, of course,

and they each have their own bottle of Ultimate Cola.

Now, what we're going to do -

when you hear the squeal of the guinea pig...

SQUEALING ..you're going to place your mints

into your Ultimate Cola bottle

and we will see which bottle explodes first.

Ready?

SQUEALING

Go on! Go on. Yes!

-I had it. I had it.

-Ooh.

-That was me.

-Oh, it's like a fountain of fun.

-A fountain of fun.

-I love it.

Hm, fast minty movement there,

but not the reaction I'd normally get in the lab.

Check this one out. HE CHUCKLES

Here's one I made earlier, as they say on Blue Peter.

Bubbly, frothy, fizzy fun. HE CHUCKLES

Cola-mongously pop-tastic.

The surface of the mints have tons of microscopic layers

of liquid sugar and all those nooks and crannies

invite bubbles to form around the mints.

As the mints sink, the escaping bubbles quickly froth up into a foam

as the carbon dioxide says, "Get me out of here!"

Oh, look at that!

Well, I think you saw it, and I saw it.

A clear win for the Blues! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done, Blues.

Ten points for you.

So, GP, what do you know about gravity?

Gravy tea? Ew! That sounds disgusting.

No, no, no, no, no, it's not a drink.

It's the most incredible thing in the universe.

IMITATES BRIAN COX: Without gravity, you see,

the universe would just be subatomic particles

floating around in space because nothing would have come together

and formed planets and all the wonderful things, and you, you see.

If it weren't for gravity, there would be no Guinea Pig.

HE LAUGHS So, we've got a little game

all about gravity. What the contestants have got to do

is they've got to push a ball all around our little curved track there

and into the receptacle at the end.

Now, this is all about forces, you see.

If they push it too hard, it'll go flying off.

If they don't push it hard enough, it'll sort of drip into the middle.

They've got to use the right amount of force.

Three, two, one, go! KLAXON BLARES

-Go, like, round.

-Yeah, round.

-Put it gently, like...

Planning. Plotting.

-They need a little more force.

-Try and make it a bit more...

-One at a time, I think, because...

-Go on, Katie.

-Oh, no!

Oh, too hard. You've got to hit the edge, but not...

-Oh!

-Oh, yes!

The Blues are going at it with enthusiasm

and the Greens with caution.

-Outside.

-Outside.

-Just do it.

-Go, go, go! Roll!

-Ooh!

-Keep going.

Greens are launching a lot of balls,

but can they get the right trajectory?

-Ooh!

-Yes!

Aim for the middle. A bit harder, Lauren. That's it, Katie.

-Oh, Lauren, you've got it.

-Have I?

-Yeah.

-Yes, Katie! Yes!

-Yeah!

Yellows are still struggling.

Too much force there. First, they had not enough

and now, too much.

-Ooh!

-Oh!

-Yes.

-And another.

-Oh, yes!

-Yes.

You're on a roll now.

HE LAUGHS On a roll.

Nothing for the Yellows yet.

-Yes!

-Yeah! KLAXON BLARES

That's time up.

So, then...

So, who out of you all has the force?

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

Sorry, a bit wheezy today.

But I can reveal, Blues, you got three.

Yellows, oh, I'm afraid you just got the one.

Greens...

-..three to beat. Do you think you beat three?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

You got five! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Which means you get ten points.

-Are you happy?

-Yes.

-Yes, we're really happy.

It's all to play for as we go into the final round -

the quick fire round. Pow!

It's anybody's game!

-Are you up for it? ALL:

-Yes!

-Come on!

-Can we do it? ALL:

-Yes!

Here we go. Your questions start now.

Which dinosaur had a line of bone plates

running down its back and tail?

'Hacker's Angels.'

-Pterodactyl?

-No!

Is incorrect. It's a stegosaurus.

-I said I'm guessing.

-Next question. True or false?

Humans' closest mammal relatives are Labradors.

'Kids SAS.'

-False.

-Is the right answer.

It's actually chimpanzees, especially my uncle Jeff.

Now, next question.

What is the chemical symbol for water?

-'Kids SAS.'

-ALL:

-H2O.

-Green team, get out of here.

-THEY LAUGH

Here we go. An anemometer measures what type of weather?

'Science Sisters.'

-Rain.

-No, it's wind.

True or false? A guinea pig trump

has the power to singe a man's nose hairs.

'Kids SAS.'

-False.

-It is false. Not quite.

Which scientific object was named after Edwin Hubble?

'Science Sisters.'

-A hob.

-No. No, no, no. Oh, no. Bunsen burner.

-No, I'm afraid it was the Hubble telescope.

-I knew that.

How many legs in total do a tarantula and a wasp have?

'Kids SAS.'

-Come on.

-11.

-No, 14.

In which country can you find the Taj Mahal?

'Hacker's Angels.'

-India.

-Is correct.

KLAXON BLARES There we go and that is time.

Well, you know you've all worked harder

and busier than a beaver building a dam,

but there can only be one winner in this game,

and the prize is honour.

I can tell you that in third place with 14 points,

-it's the Yellows.

-Commiserations.

Unlucky, Science Sisters.

In second place...

-Come on, come on, come on!

-..with 23 points...

-Oh!

..it's the Greens.

So, they're our winners with 26 points.

It's the Blues!

Well done, Blues. There we go.

It's all too much.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Well done, everybody.

What a fantastic day and what a wonderful game we've had.

Join us next time for more Ultimate Brain!

Check it out, Dr Brain. I had them made, the flyers.

-See? See that? "Ultimate Cola - danger, falling cans."

-No, no.

-Now I'm going to finally give these out to people.

-Guinea Pig...

-I'm going to start an internet campaign.

-Guinea Pig!

It was a joke.

Did you hear about the guy who was hit on the head by a can of cola?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

HE LAUGHS He was lucky it was soft...

Cos it's a drink. It's a soft drink.

Cos cola is...

Oh, get back in your hutch.