Waffle's Doggy Buddies Waffle the Wonder Dog

# Oh, Waffle

# Oh, Waffle, leaping around like a...a frog?

# I just want to say one thing

# You're such a clever dog

# So many nights we're awake when you're woofing

# We still love you. Everybody!

# Waffle doggy!

# Waffle doggy!

# Waffle doggy!

# You're such a clever dog

# You're such a clever dog, you are

# Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. #

Waffle, who's your best friend?

WAFFLE: You.

Who is my best friend?

WAFFLE: Err...

Whenever Doug was staying at his mum's house,

Waffle and I always played together, and Simon made it fun.

Ball pit's ready.

Let's go, Waffle. WAFFLE: Woof!

Come on, Waffle.

While we played, Mrs Hobbs was watching us.

Come on, Waffle.

On your head! Heh heh.

-Good boy.

-Morning, dog lovers.

Gramps! Come on, Waffle.

-Gramps!

-Hello, you two mischievous pups.

Look what I have here, Waffle. Ta-da!

WAFFLE: Yum Yum.

There were three doggy biscuits in a baker's shop...

Round and fat with a doggy treat on top.

Yes! Along came Waffle with a penny one day,

but he had to wait to eat his biscuit, not gobble it

-straight away.

-WAFFLE: Wait? Oh!

Yes, wait, Waffle. Biscuit later. Oh, poor Waffle.

Do you know why you have to wait to eat your biscuit?

-WAFFLE: Why?

-Because these three biscuits are to share

-with two new friends who are coming to play.

-What two new friends?

On my dog walk today I bumped into my old friend, Mr Willow,

and his two pups. So I've invited them around.

-They'll be here soon.

-WAFFLE: Oh.

And guess what? Mr Willow's pups

look exactly the same as you, Waffle.

No pup can be the same as Waffle.

Right, Evie. You are one of a doggy kind, aren't you, Waffle?

-WAFFLE: Yeah! Waffle!

-Oh!

DOORBELL RINGS

That will be Mr Willow. Now, the pups are called Trevor and Violet.

You're going to love playing with them.

-I'll get it.

-Can I still play with you?

WAFFLE: Yeah.

Whoa, Trevor, Violet.

I hope you don't mind us dropping in like this.

My Violet and Trevor couldn't wait to meet wonderful Waffle

after Derek told us that they were exactly the same.

No pulling! You can smell biscuits, can't you pups?

WAFFLE: No, no, no! Doggies do this.

WAFFLE: Sit.

WAFFLE: Wait.

WAFFLE: That's it.

WAFFLE: Good.

Waffle, can you talk?

-WAFFLE: Yep.

-Wow.

Come on, I think we all deserve some biscuits now.

WAFFLE: Biscuits!

That's it. Very good. One for you, Trevor, one for you, Violet.

And Waffle, you get one too!

How about we head into the garden, and the dogs can go in the ball pit?

-That sounds perfect.

-Great.

Here come the dogs!

Come on, there must be room in here for me.

Hello, Mrs Hobbs. Nice hat.

When did you discover that Waffle could speak?

Oh, Evie was the first person to hear him actually speak.

It isn't just that he can talk, Mr Willow,

Waffle can understand everything that we say.

-You show him, Evie.

-Waffle, Waffle!

Waffle, come on. Waffle!

-Oh, that's Trevor.

-It's all right, Evie.

Waffle's just excited to be playing with his new friends.

You can show Mr Willow what he can do a bit later.

The dogs could use some drinks? Doggies.

There you go. You want a drink?

Aren't they having fun?

Waffle, would you like to come to our house this weekend?

I'm sure that Violet and Trevor would love to see their new best

-buddy puppy again.

-WAFFLE: Oh, yes.

We look forward to it.

INDISTINCT VOICES

Let's play peg babies.

I know, Pegstar, it's not as fun without Waffle.

But he's got two new best friends.

DOG BARKS

Waffle? WAFFLE: Evie!

I was missing you. WAFFLE: Aw!

You're my best friend. WAFFLE: Yes, I am.

WAFFLE: So come downstairs and play, Evie, please?

OK then.

-ROBOTIC VOICE:

-Dog alert.

-Shoo! Shoo!

Oh, no, one of the pups has gone into Mrs Hobbs' garden.

Let's go.

Trevor, Trevor, no. Trevor, not you too!

-I thought you'd fixed the fence, Jess.

-So did I!

WAFFLE: Let me through.

-ROBOTIC VOICE:

-Dog alert! Dog alert!

Come back from Mrs Hobbs's garden now!

-Mrs Hobbs.

-What?

-Please, could you just turn the alarm off?

There are three dogs in my garden, Jess.

George has run off scared. This is definitely going in my dog log.

I'm really sorry. I'm going to go in there and get them out!

-OK? Just hold on.

-Please, leave this to me, Jess.

My pups that have upset your neighbour, I'll sort it out.

It's Mrs Hobbs, isn't it?

I'm Mr Willow, dog and cat lover at your service.

Woof! Meow.

Violet, Trevor, come here at once.

WAFFLE: Hey, Violet, Trevor, stop. Listen.

Well, would you look at that, Mrs Hobbs. What a wonder dog!

-WAFFLE: Violet, Trevor.

-I don't see any wonder dog.

-All I see...

-Shh! Look. Waffle is a wonder dog.

WAFFLE: George the cat is my friend. No licking, bothering, whining, OK?

WAFFLE: So, time to leave.

# Such a clever dog, you are

Am I imagining things, but did that dog just protect my George?

Yeah, he did. Good boy, Waffle.

WAFFLE: All clear, George.

It's a funny thing to hear a dog talk, Mrs Hobbs,

but to see one behaving so kindly with a cat is just incredible.

And it looks like George and Waffle are going to be great friends.

I don't think so.

WAFFLE: Love you, George.

-Oh, look.

-Oh, how sweet.

A dog and a cat that want to be friends.

Oh, look, Mrs Hobbs, he wants to be friends with you too.

Oh, no. This is a cat garden. Only for cats.

-ROBOTIC VOICE:

-Dog alert! Dog alert!

-Get that dog out of here!

VOICEOVER: Poor Mrs Hobbs, everybody loves Waffle the wonder dog

apart from her!

-VOICE ON TABLET:

-It was really fun.

-It sounds great.

Look, now Evie is in bed, but she wanted me to tell you that she

-really misses you.

-We all do.

Especially... Who is this? Waffle, who is this?!

-Look, come here.

-Come and have a look.

-Turn around, who is it?

-Dougie!

Don't lick the screen!

Let me hold it up here away from Waffle's slobbery tongue.

There you go, now you can say hello.

-WAFFLE: Aw, miss you, Doug.

-I miss you too, Waffle.

I'll see you tomorrow. I can't wait to see you.

-WAFFLE: Tomorrow, aw!

-Tomorrow, after one more sleep.

-See you in the morning, Doug.

-See you in the morning.

-Sleep well!

-Bye.

I wanted to tell him about his room being ready for him to sleep in

-when he gets back.

-Evie's going to miss sharing a room with Doug.

Waffle, are you ready for a bedtime story?

-Oh, yeah.

-Come on then.

-Up you get.

-Good boy.

Good boy.

Now, this is the story of a soppy,

silly dog called Waffle...

And so we all lived Waffle-y ever after.

Well, until the next wonder dog disaster.

# Everybody!

# Waffle doggy!

# Waffle doggy!

# Waffle doggy!

# You're such a clever dog

# You're such a clever dog, you are

# Oh oh oh oh oh oh. #