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Oh, a new message. "I actually LOL-ed. Never happened before.

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"Why do people look back when running from zombies?

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"Ha, ha, what are you looking back there for?"

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I know, it's ridiculous.

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You know the zombie isn't going to stop chasing you.

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That's what they do.

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LOL ROFL, ; - P, also known as winky smiley face.

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Stolen a laptop? I'm surprised you haven't sprouted a router.

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I'm chatting with a girl whose status was, "Eating jellybeans

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"and watching zombie movies." I gave it a thumbs-up

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-and then we chatted until my battery died.

-You're Commando Awesome?

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That's a little bit of a stretch, don't you think? Who's SurferGal8?

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I don't know. We haven't got past our online names yet.

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Leave it to you to find a perfect girl and not know who she is.

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Commando Awesome has his first mission. Find out who SurferGal8 is.

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# Let's give it one more shot

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# Let's give it everything we've got

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# Cos if we get it right

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# We will surely conquer the world

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# Hey! I've got my wings

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# From an angel

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# Now we're wingin' it all the time

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# I'm giving wings to an angel

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# Always an angel

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# Now we've got to learn to fly. #

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-Who do you think SurferGal8 is?

-I don't know, just my future wife!

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How does Mrs Commando Awesome sound?

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How do you know she'll take your name?

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I've narrowed it down based on vibes, hunches and wild guesses.

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I'm SurferGal8. I always have been, I always will be!

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OK, I'm not. Good luck with your search.

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Move along, nothing to see here.

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I'm SurferGal8, honey. Don't let anybody tell you any differently.

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-I'm going to ask her to meet up.

-This study period is over!

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Laptops down, pencils up. Pop quiz, multiple choice.

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Porter, she's meeting me in the foyer after school in a red scarf.

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Laptops down, Montclaire!

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Well, I know most of these answers and I'm meeting up with my girl.

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Oh yeah, today is Carl's day.

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And...done! Now I'm going to count down the minutes

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till I meet the girl of my dreams. I think I'll do it in Japanese.

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Jyu, kyu, hatchi, nana, rocku, go, chi, san, ni, ichi...

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What the...? Brittany, Carl!

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-You have just been caught cheating.

-Wait, me?!

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Yes! What do you do when you're done with the test?

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-Hope for a good grade?

-You turn the paper over so no-one can see it!

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What's the orientation of your paper? Look at you, leaning back

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like you're looking up at clouds.

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Well, one of them is shaped like a cheater!

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-I didn't know she saw my answers. Tell them.

-I'm not your lawyer.

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-History does not reward cheaters.

-I hate cheaters.

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Detention, both of you!

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This detention is your fault. I had a meeting to go to,

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a hot meeting. Boiling hot.

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I have things to do too, all better than being with you.

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Silence, you two!

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-What's that club?

-Detention club.

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I'm a member of every club. That's the only activity I've never done.

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-It's the greatest club.

-You've been in detention?

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-I use it to get out of math.

-I don't know how to get detention.

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-I'll show you.

-Really?

-Yeah.

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-< Psst, Carl!

-Oh.

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Where do you think you're going?

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-I just need to tell Porter something.

-OK, if it's Porter.

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-Hey, Porter.

-Mr T.

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High-five.

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Look, I can't have my laptop in detention.

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-I can't stop being handsome. We all have problems.

-No, nut!

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SurferGal8 doesn't know I can't make our date. Tell her I can't make it.

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-How will I know her?

-She'll wear a red scarf.

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You need to greet her the way we do online.

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Tell me this is not zombie-related. Put both arms in the air and say...

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Aaargh! Aaargh!

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Guess it's her.

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Aaargh! Aaargh!

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Commando Awesome is Porter?

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Don't freak out. I'm not SurferGal8.

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She's a friend, and she wanted me to find out who Commando Awesome is.

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I can't believe Porter likes a human.

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-I also can't believe how good he is at that zombie impersonation.

-Aaagh!

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And I can't believe how badly he's striking out.

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This Porter liking a non-angel thing is a disaster. I have to stop it.

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Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh!

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Do you guys like jellybeans and zombies?

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How will I find SurferGal8

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when there appears to be a discount sale on red scarves?

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I know from dating Carl that angels dating humans doesn't work.

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So I'll find a better match for SurferGal8,

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and say that's who Commando Awesome is.

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Getting to mess with Porter along the way is just icing on the angel cakes.

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Eyes forward, Montclaire.

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What are you looking at?

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-I was wondering why the Listern sisters were here.

-Talking in class.

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-Wish I'd seen that.

-Everyone stay put.

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I have to get a refill on the pathetic coffee here. It's decaf!

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There's no effect, and it tastes terrible!

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It's not polite to stare, even at somebody as beautiful as me.

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Believe me, I have no interest in staring at the person

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who got me stuck in detention.

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CARL SCOFFS

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What is that supposed to mean?

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-What's what supposed to mean?

-You made a sound.

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Would you prefer my farting sounds?

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HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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PHH-RRR-RRRRT!

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-Silent, but violent.

-You know what, Carl,

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I'm so sick of you, I don't even want to look at your face.

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What?

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Red scarf? Oh, come on.

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Brai-i-ins!

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You're Commando Awesome?

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SurferGal8?

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Awesome? You're not even Commando "meh"!

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All my names are aspirational. What about you? You don't even surf.

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I surf the internet, duh!

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We didn't just lie on our profiles.

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I had some stuff on mine that you liked.

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As if! But your favourite movie is Zombie Crossing Guard, The Musical.

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And you wrote that you liked pineapple cheese jellybeans,

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which I find delicious. So I started chatting with you.

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I so am into all those things. What do we do?

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Why don't we start over? We like each other.

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-Not "like" like, but we like each other.

-OK, I'll give you one like.

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And we're both teenagers with feelings, so one like

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-could turn into two, and then three...

-Sit down, you two.

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Detention is not about standing around, yakking.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Serge!

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Take a seat.

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Check out what I did wrong this time.

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Take that, throw it on the ground.

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-Serge, no littering in the halls.

-It wasn't Serge, it was me.

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I know you, Jane. No need to cover for this miscreant.

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You, detention, young man.

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See, I told you it was easy to get detention.

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Two points.

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Serge!

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-Shall we blow this popsicle stand?

-I like your made-up old expressions.

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I mean, let's get out of here.

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-Gotcha.

-Hey, Serge. Look, I need Telson out of here.

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Done. Mr Telson? I saw them bringing doughnuts to the teachers' lounge.

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-I heard they had crullers.

-Come on!

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I was just there!

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Thanks, Serge. Crullers are so good!

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-Yes, we're free!

-Freedom!

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Aaargh, brains!

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Working your usual charm with the ladies, I see.

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Just my luck. You're the only girl who'll talk to me.

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Anyway, got to go.

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Time for Operation Find Brittany A Better Guy Than Porter to begin.

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Aaargh!

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Aaargh to you too, Porter.

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First, Serge Del Vechio!

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This guy's moving up over here, this guy's here.

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Why is this guy still on the team? This is me right here.

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I'm dodging around right through these two guys,

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boom, touchdown! The crowd's going wild!

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"Serge!"

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Next.

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You're awfully quiet.

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Are you nervous?

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Are you shy?

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What are you doing?

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I'm playing hard to get. Is it working?

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Next!

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Next.

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I don't really like brains, Porter.

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Or jellybeans. Do you want me to like them?

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No. Is everyone trying out for Little Red Riding Hood?

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-What do you mean?

-Everyone's wearing red scarves.

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It's a fashion trend. Brittany started it. And I followed,

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-like I always do.

-Of course! Brittany's SurferGal8. Thanks.

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-Great way to kill the tension.

-I didn't know the gym had a trampoline.

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-How Commando Awesome is that?

-It's SurferGal-ish.

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OK, look, Mr Telson will be back any minute.

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I was in the teachers' lounge for 30 minutes. No doughnuts, nothing!

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Whoa. Where's the Listern sisters and Serge?

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Oh, they skipped out when you left.

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Oh, they did? That gives me ten minutes to get my train.

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Detention's over, go!

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We should do this again. Not detention, the fun part.

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-Sure, like a date thingy.

-Sure, why not?

-Diner, six?

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Sounds good.

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-I figured out who SurferGal8 is.

-It's Brittany.

-No, it's Brittany.

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Wait, you know? I've just bothered every girl in a red scarf.

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We have a date. We might turn the online thing into a real thing.

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Yeah, well, that's great for you.

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That's awesome. I'm glad you guys get along.

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All right.

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Brittany and Carl? Now, there's a couple with a twist.

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Let's see if Carl would be a perfect match for Brittany.

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Colour me blonde, baby.

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Hey, Carl. Like, whatevs and stuff.

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-Oh, hey again. What's up?

-We need to get to the diner and have a date.

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I know. What about later?

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What about now?

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-What about OK?

-Of course!

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Ovvy, lol, lol, lol, lol, ruffle,

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ruffle, lols. And finish it off with whatevs, of course.

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Whatevs!

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This has been great. Nothing like a bucket of deep-fried fries

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to make you think about what's really important.

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You're so deep, your brain is deep-fried deep.

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-You're hilarious. We should do this another time.

-Next week?

-Perfect.

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It has been.

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Until next time.

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Carl is the perfect match for the real Brittany.

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It took a couple of tries, but I figured it out.

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I'm a Cupid without the bow. Or the arrow. OK, I'm nothing like Cupid.

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Boy, I'm good.

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What are you up to, Denise?

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Service was great, so 15%. But the date was better, so 20%.

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But I'm not tipping on the date, so 17%.

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Carl, I am so excited about our date!

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What?

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-It's good here.

-What do you mean?

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To eat. SurferGal8 brought her appetito.

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That's foreign for yums.

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Well, you seemed to enjoy the jumbo fries.

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They are golden like my complexion and jumbo like my talent!

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What's going on?

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Duh, we're on a date. I thought you liked spending time with me.

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-I do. And I just did, and I guess I will again.

-So what's the probs?

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-Let's order.

-Waiter, could we get another order of jumbo fries?

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-Weird!

-Jumbo appetito!

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Hello, Jane.

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-Principal Malone?

-Yes?

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Ahem.

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-Hmm.

-Hmm.

-Hmm?

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We'll use words?

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I don't understand.

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Look, "no loitering in the halls", but I'm loitering in the halls!

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You've got a detention, young lady. No yelling in the hallways.

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It feels like my stomach is punching itself inside me.

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-Do you have butterflies too?

-No, the two dinners. I know of double dates,

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-but this is ridiculous.

-You have not been romantic at all this evening.

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It's hard to be with a sack of deep-fried potatoes in your guts.

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Ew! Carl, we are on a date. Stop talking about your guts.

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Well, it was a date at first, but now...oh, I'm so full, I can't talk.

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Oh, you are so full of boring, is what you are.

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-What is your problem?

-Stomach cramps.

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Did you take snooze juice before you got here? You're making me yawn.

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-So are the carbs in my guts.

-If you say guts one more time, I'm leaving!

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Guts!

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Oh, we are over!

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We're over! And I so just lost my appetito!

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Why would a girl go on two dates in a row,

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complete with two meals and two desserts?

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Your first date was with Denise. I saw her change back at the diner.

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-Why would she do that?

-Could be any reason, but I've decided

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it's because she's a complete wacky wibbly-wobbedy doo.

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-Is that the medical term, Dr Jackson?

-Yeah. Look it up.

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Then I was mean to the real Brittany. I have to apologise.

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And I have to get revenge on Denise for messing with your love life.

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Brittany, I discovered the identity of Commando Awesome.

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Oh, I forgot I asked you to do that.

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No need to thank me.

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-Don't worry, I won't.

-The identity of Commando Awesome is...

-Carl?

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-What?

-I figured it out in two seconds.

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No, it's not Carl, though that's what I was going to say.

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-It's Porter, but it should be Carl.

-Never snoop for me again.

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No, you don't get it. Carl is your perfect match.

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I never want to talk to Carl Montclaire ever again!

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-Hi, Jane. Bye, Jane.

-Wait, I have detention!

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Well, I excuse you from detention.

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-But I worked so hard to get it!

-I want to go home!

-I want to stay!

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Suit yourself.

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I'm finally in the detention club.

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And don't waste energy.

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Huge news, Denise.

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The biggest news ever.

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After their date last night, Carl is in love with Brittany.

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What? No way! She hates him.

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I was afraid of that. The poor guy will have his heart broken.

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Can you meet him in Mr Telson's room and sort it out?

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Uh-huh. Sure.

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Time for some payback.

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Please let this be the last time I have to do this.

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Hey, Brittany, how are you doing?

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Awesome! I mean, I am Brittany, so I'm always awesome.

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And I'm Carl!

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Please tell me you'll be mine.

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Er...I'm surprised.

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I'm surprised too, by how much I like you.

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And I really like you too, Carl,

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but I'm not ready to commit to anybody right now.

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But we had such a great date! It was a fun, super-duper time.

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Oh!

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Calm down.

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Why, why, oh, why?

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You are breaking poor Carl's heart!

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I mean, you are breaking my heart!

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I refer to myself in the third person when I'm upset.

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Oh, Carl's so sad.

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I changed my mind.

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Sure, sure, sure.

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What?

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I do want to be your girlfriend, Carl. Let's kiss.

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Huh?

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Yeah! Come on, smoochy-face.

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You can't just change your mind like that.

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I'm a girl, that's what we do. I want to kiss that cute face of yours,

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unless you don't want to kiss me for some reason, Carl.

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-Then why don't you do it, Brittany?

-OK.

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-OK.

-So I guess now we...

-Kiss.

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I can't believe you kissed me, Porter!

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-I didn't want to do it.

-Your lips didn't complain.

-They were in shock!

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-I hope you learnt your lesson.

-Oh, you are the worst...!

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I'm glad that Commando Awesome/SurferGal8 thing is over.

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-It gave me a lot of trouble.

-You? I had to kiss Denise to get revenge.

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-Ooh! Yeah, you sure showed her, Porter.

-Later.

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-Hey, Brittany.

-Carl.

-I'm sorry for fighting with you on our date.

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As a peace offering, I got you jellybeans.

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Well, I was a little out of line, so...sorry.

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-Can I walk you to science?

-Sure.

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-Maybe we're better off as friends.

-I did have fun, though.

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Me too. And we'll always have detention.

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-AS ZOMBIE:

-Detention!

-De-ten-tion!

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