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HE CHUCKLES

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Ahhh...

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Rarrrgh!

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Your dental floss, Master.

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Renfield! Eeergh...

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Just go to your hole!

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Thank you, Master.

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An early night!

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Is that a toffee in your mouth?

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This? Just a...

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very, very chewy cockroach.

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How dare you bring confectionery into this house?

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What if my son, Vlad, should find them?

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It was your son who I stole them from in the first place.

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He's got a whole stash in his bedroom.

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Oh, he has, has he? Right.

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Robin and I are going to have so much fun.

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I was trying to say that a sleepover isn't the most sensible idea you've ever had.

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What about your father?

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I know Dad may be an evil blood-sucking vampire,

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but he's pretty chilled out.

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Vladimir!

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All right, hand over the sugar.

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Sugar?

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-What sugar?

-Vladimir.

-Oh, come on, a few sweets won't hurt.

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Won't hurt? You're a vampire!

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How can you bite people if you don't have healthy teeth!

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I don't want to bite people!

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You will one day. Now, hand over the sweets.

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-Or I'll book you a check-up with Renfield!

-Renfield?

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Sorry, Dad. What was I thinking?

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I'll never eat sweets again, I promise!

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Oh, phew!

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That was a narrow escape.

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Why are you smiling? You've lost your sweets.

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You don't grow up with the Prince of Darkness without picking up some tricks.

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He set light to my pyjamas!

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I'm not sure it's wise to eat quite so many sweets.

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Oh, not you as well, Zoltan.

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My teeth are fine...

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Ow!

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So, Master Vlad...

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A little toothache, eh?

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Well, we'll soon have that sorted.

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Open wide...

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DRILL WHIRS

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Aaaaaaghhhh!

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It's all right.

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You were having a nightmare.

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-Morning!

-Aargh!

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W-w-what do you want?

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Your father told me to fix the door. But I could fix you as well!

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ZOLTAN GROWLS

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Come on, up you get. You'll be late!

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Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh!

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-Morning!

-Aarggh!

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Graham? What's happened?

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Dad, you're so gullible! It's my new horror make-up kit!

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I thought there'd been a murder!

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Don't worry, that could be arranged.

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Is everything all right, Vlad?

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Mmm, absolutely. Morning, Ingrid. Happy birthday!

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I'm a Dracula.

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I'm far too evil for birthdays.

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So, you won't want this card from your mother, then?

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Dad!

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-You garlic muncher!

-Language, Ingrid.

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That was cruel, even for you.

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Oh, yes, I've still got it.

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

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Ruler.

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-Pencil.

-Pencil.

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Scalpel.

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-Scalpel?

-Joke!

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It's not funny. I need to find out what's wrong with my teeth.

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Before our sleepover.

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Well, this book of yours isn't helping.

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That is...

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Is it anything to do with The Change?

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The Change happens at the age of 16.

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-I've got three whole years until I start growing fangs.

-Growing fangs?

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Wicked! What does it say?

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Nothing important.

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"When a young vampire complains of dental discomfort,

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"he may be about to embark on The Change."

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Robin!

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"This occurs at the age of 16."

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"But can happen several years earlier."

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Do you know what this means?

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I'm turning into a vampire!

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Gotcha, you Transylvanian vermin!

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Congratulations, Jonno!

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You're now a Grade One vampire slayer.

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Whatever, Dad.

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So, when are we going camping?

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-Camping?

-You promised to take me once I'd got my Grade One.

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-Did I?

-Yes!

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Oh, right, well... this weekend, I suppose.

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Oh, wicked!

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BELL RINGS

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Come on, let's get this lot cleared away!

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"Dork!" Ha ha ha!

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For the last time...

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I am not a dork!

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Or an orc!

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Or a wok!

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Waaaargghhhh!

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Chill out. It's just make-up.

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Yeah, I knew that, I was just humouring you.

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-Waarrrgh!

-Jonno...

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CLASS CHEER AND JEER

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Quieten down...

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before there's a class detention.

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And, Branagh...

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wash that muck off your face.

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-I can't believe you did that!

-It was funny.

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Stupid, too, with Van Helsing around.

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Maybe you should talk to your Dad about your teeth?

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Tell him I'm going through The Change?

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-Won't he be pleased?

-Pleased? He'll throw a party!

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Wicked! Can I come?

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No! There won't be a party!

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Surprise! Oh...

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-How did you know?

-Where's Ingrid?

-Oh, the party's for Ingrid.

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I know she's only a pointless female but...

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-Oh, Ingrid, darling! Happy birthday!

-Wow!

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-What, really? This is all for me?

-You thought we'd forgotten!

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Renfield's been shopping.

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Oh, Dad...

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It's perfect!

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This is the best birthday ever...

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I can't believe it.

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-All right, what's going on?

-Nothing's going on, my precious.

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You should look good for your...husband.

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-I don't have a husband.

-You do now.

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Renfield, introduce Adrianus!

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Unfortunately, Adrianus could not be with us today...

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so he recorded this special message...

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Hello, Ingrid.

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Let me introduce you to my goats...

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-We're not going.

-We're not going? I passed my Grade One exam.

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Then you made a big ninny of yourself in class.

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I'll do the test again. It wasn't exactly hard.

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So, Grade One was too easy?

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Well, let's see how you cope with Grade Three.

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-Oooh, Grade Three!

-That's right, Jonno.

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In at the deep end.

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Let's see if you've got what it takes to be a real slayer.

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So, those were Fluffy and Iris, our goats,

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and now this is the coffin we will one day share.

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Along with the rest of my family, of course.

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Yes, life is hard here in Trans-Siberia.

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But we know good fortune has finally come our way,

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now that the beautiful daughter of Count Dracula

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has agreed to be my wife.

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This had better be a joke.

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-I knew you'd be pleased.

-I'll pack your bags!

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This is all your fault!

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-What did I do?

-You were born!

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Look, you're not the only one with problems.

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Ready, Jonno?

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Your first challenge.

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-Come on, Jonno.

-I'm not eating worms!

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Don't be such a big girl's blouse!

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-Mmmmm.

-Eurgh!

-Mmmmm.

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Dad! This is spaghetti!

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Got you! But you passed, well done, son.

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Can we go camping now?

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Don't be ridiculous. They don't give a Grade Three away so easily.

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One challenge gone, two more to go.

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So, you'll fly over tomorrow to collect her?

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Ha, ha, ha. Splendid, splendid!

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-Open up or I'll put garlic in your slippers!

-Ingrid?

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Oh, yes, she's very excited. Hello?

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Hello?

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Ingrid, I am trying to talk to your husband!

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He's not my husband!

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No, but he will be.

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You want to get rid of me!

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Of course I do. Then it'll just be me and Vladdy forever.

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Well, I don't need Adrianus...

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I've already got a boyfriend!

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Why the flaming torches didn't you tell me, you silly girl?

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I must meet him immediately. Tonight.

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There's always been some chemistry.

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But now I'm Ingrid's boyfriend!

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Pretend boyfriend, and for one night only!

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Are you forgetting something?

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Our sleepover!

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Well, the thing is...

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-Ingrid IS very pretty.

-But you're supposed to be my friend!

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Vlad, don't be so selfish.

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If I can't prove I've got a boyfriend,

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Dad will send me to Trans-Siberia!

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Send us a postcard(!)

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Do what you have to.

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I've got plenty of other friends.

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Chloe, do you want to come to my sleepover?

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-I'd love to.

-You're aware of Vlad's fang issues?

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I'm sure it's just a bit of toothache.

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Since when did you know about vampires?

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If you know what you're doing...

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Ignore her. You won't bite me.

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I hope not. I wouldn't want to miss that.

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What?

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Challenge Two is a test of nerve and bravery.

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Can you retrieve all three bulbs of garlic,

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without being bitten by the six-foot python?

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Oooh, I'm so scared(!)

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-You should be.

-Yeah, right...

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-what you got in there, a bit of rope?

-Jonno! Steady!

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You'll aggravate Monty!

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One bulb!

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Two bulbs!

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Three bulbs! Easy!

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Bats alive, Jonno! That was...

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Wow! Well done!

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Like there's really a snake in that box(!) Aaaargh!

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I could have been bitten!

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Well, what do you think the gloves were for?

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-Father, this is my boyfriend, Uri.

-So!

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This is the impudent upstart,

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-that wants to steal my daughter away from me?

-Who, me?

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I wouldn't dream of it.

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Well, why are you wasting my time?

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Take no notice of him. Uri's completely devoted to me.

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Well, let's see whether he's quite so devoted...

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when he's forced to endure...

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Ordeal by Sunlight!

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Oh, I see!

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Ow! Oooo!

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Make it stop!

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-Only if you give up my daughter!

-Never!

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I would rather shrivel into dust than renounce my love for Ingrid!

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Hmmm...he's not even smoking.

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You're quite the tough cookie. Renfield.

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Yes, Master.

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Fetch the nun's breath!

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Oh, the nun's breath!

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Your third and final challenge.

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A blood-sucking vampire is loose in the school.

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it,

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is to hunt him down and slay him dead. Ready?

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Bring it on!

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So...even the ordeal by feather duster cannot crush him.

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Congratulations! You may kiss your prize!

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-I shall tell Adrianus the good news.

-Oh, yes!

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Dad, where are you?

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I'm bored of this now.

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There has to be another way to spend a Friday night.

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No, no. I'm afraid she already has a boyfriend.

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I know, it's unbelievable, isn't it?

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You know, I think your Dad really likes me, Ingrid.

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Why are you still here?

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I've been asked to stay for dinner. I'll be moving in soon!

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Listen, mongrel...

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Here's the plan.

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Tomorrow morning, I get a call,

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saying that you've been slain by a peasant mob.

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You're killing me off?

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Yeah, Dad'll be gutted. I'll be in mourning for years!

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-But what about us?

-There is no us.

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I wouldn't suck your neck if you were the last breather on earth!

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Now, get out before I vomit on you! Raaargh!

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-I love it when you growl like that!

-Out!

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Dad?

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Gotcha!

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Oh, dear. You just killed a dinner lady.

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-Shame, I wanted to go camping.

-But Dad, you promised.

-You lost, Jonno.

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You'll never be a vampire slayer.

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I don't want to be a stupid vampire slayer! I just want to go camping!

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Jonno! Jonno!

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Oh, just go to sleep.

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You're not going to bite me.

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OK.

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Night, Chloe.

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Night.

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Jonno?

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I know you're here somewhere...

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SOBBING

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Jonno?

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Jonno?

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Come on...

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Talk to me.

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I'm sorry, son. I pushed you too far.

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Waaaaaarrrrgh!

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Gotcha, Transylvanian vermin!

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Where are we going camping?

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Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!

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What have you done to me?

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Congratulations, Master Vlad!

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-Your first bite!

-No!

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What am I going to do?

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Excuse me, I'm the victim here!

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What happens to me now?

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Welcome to the family, Mistress Chloe.

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Daddy!

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Daddy! It's Uri! He's dead!

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Of course he's dead, he's a vampire, stupid.

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No, I mean, he was slain on his way home this morning.

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He stopped off in Paris for a bite to eat, and...

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he was set on by a crowd with garlic!

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I can't believe it!

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I certainly can't. He's been playing chess with me all morning.

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-Morning, gorgeous!

-What are you doing here?

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I couldn't leave you, Ingrid. You're so special to me.

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Wonderful. Now you can really get to know one another, get married and leave the castle. Forever.

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Married? To him?

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I mean...

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Great. I think we should get betrothed right now!

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Betrothed?

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Yeah, you know...

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like engaged.

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It's a traditional Transylvanian custom.

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Well, all right then, yah! Let's do it!

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-Renfield!

-Good luck, Uri!

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What do you mean "good luck?"

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It's just a simple ceremony, right?

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Prepare the surgery!

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Chloe? What are you doing in Robin's bedroom?

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-Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.

-In the middle of the day?

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You'd better get used to it.

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Oh, no, not another Robin, please!

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Come on, Chloe, up you get.

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Aaaargh! Your neck! Argh!

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Graham, pull yourself together!

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-She's been at Robin's make-up, that's all.

-Make-up?

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I should have guessed...

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Ingrid!

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Where are you going?

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You're running away.

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There's no choice. I can't stay here and bite all my friends.

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But you didn't bite me!

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It was Ingrid's idea of a joke.

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Yeah, that's great, Chloe.

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Say goodbye to Robin for me.

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You've been the best friends I've ever had.

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But I'm fine!

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You are. I'm not. I've still got a toothache, haven't I?

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And OK, this time I didn't bite you,

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but next time, I could really mess up your life!

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Running away won't solve anything.

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Chloe, I'm just a heartless vampire.

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Aaaaaaaghhh!

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-Robin!

-Help!

-Are you coming or not?

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Help me, please! Someone help!

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Help!

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Oh, Uri, my brave and special vampire.

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-Maybe not so "special," after all.

-An impostor!

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Ingrid, perhaps you should explain to your dad.

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I certainly will.

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He deceived us all, Father.

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I'll leave you to punish him.

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Not so fast, you wretched girl!

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You think I don't know who's behind this charade? Now pack your bags!

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-You'll need something warm for Trans-Siberia!

-No!

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-Ingrid's telling the truth. I deceived her.

-I see.

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Made fools of us all!

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-Help!

-Robin's my friend, remember?

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He brought shame on the family name.

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-You'll understand when you're a vampire.

-I am a vampire.

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I mean...that is...

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I think my fangs are coming through.

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-Oh, please!

-Oh, my son and heir!

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Open wide!

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-He hasn't got his fangs! He's got toothache.

-Ingrid!

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Don't ruin this precious moment.

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No, she's right...for once.

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So, what caused the toothache, then?

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Cavities! I warned you, boy!

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Renfield! Renfield!

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What? No! No! Noooooooo!

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Tell you what, this is the life, eh Jonno?

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Yeah, the life of a lunatic and his unfortunate son.

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-Thanks for stepping in and saving me, Vlad.

-No worries.

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So, are your teeth OK now?

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Yeah. Renfield's a pretty good dentist.

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-Make way for Ingrid's betrothal cake!

-Betrothal?

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-Are we back on?

-You'll be back on the menu if you don't pipe down!

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Ingrid is betrothed to Adrianus.

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She's preparing herself as we speak.

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She really doesn't want to get married.

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She has no choice! My word is final.

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Master, the guest of honour is here.

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Adrianus!

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-Dad!

-Please, call me Count.

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-And where is the lovely Ingrid?

-Oh, she...

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Aaaaaghhh!

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Hi!

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Eeurggggh!

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-Ingrid!

-I am not marrying that!

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No, wait, look, look!

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That's what she really looks like!

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Errrghhhh!

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Curses!

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You ungrateful spawn!

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That's the last time I try to find you a husband!

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-Nice one, Ingrid!

-I knew you wouldn't leave me.

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Robin, two words.

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Dream and on!

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See what I mean? Sheer chemistry...

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