Zogly on Sea Zig and Zag


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# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one...

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# Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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# Well, come along for the ride

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# You and me and Zig and Zag

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# When our weird worlds collide

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# It may seem a little mad

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# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it

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# Hold on tight no-one's drive, drive, driving

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# It's time to get on with it, not too late

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# Start counting, are your engines on? We can't wait

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# Count down it's Zig and Zag time

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# Five, four, three, two,

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# Time for Zig and Zag! #

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Howdy, neighbourino!

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Good morning noon, Mr Jones.

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Boys! What are you doing there?

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More like "What are you doing out there putting stuff in here, Mr J?"

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I'm just clearing the garage of old junk.

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Mrs Jones wants more room for, well...

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new junk.

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Cooooo-eeeeee!

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Look what I've found.

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Ah! Enchante, Mrs Jones.

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What's that?

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Oh, hello, boys. This? It's my old surfboard.

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Surf what now?

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Oh. Surfboard.

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Oh, yes. Mrs Jones was quite the queen of the waves.

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Weren't you, darling?

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You weren't so bad yourself, "Gnarly J."

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-Well...

-Ah, that feeling of waiting for the perfect wave.

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Then catching it! And riding the crest,

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like you're at one with nature. Ooh...

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Wow! Surfing sounds coo-ell!

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It is. But my surfing days are behind me.

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Hmm. Would you like it, boys?

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-Nah.

-BOTH: We'd love it!

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Agent Agent to Agent Honey. Come in, please, Honey.

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-I'm right here, sir.

-What? Oh, yes.

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Alien slime sighted, planning something evil

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involving unnecessarily loud sharks.

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Honey? We're moving in.

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-It's not working!

-OK, try again. ZIG PUFFS AND PANTS

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It's still not working. Can't you wave harder?

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Flippity-flip-flops! I'm waving as fast as I can!

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You must be doing it wrong. Nothing's happening.

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Howdy.

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Ooh, that looks like super fun. What are you young rascals up to?

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Oh, hi, Mrs Eyebrows.

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-We're trying to surf, but Zig's waves aren't big enough.

-Aww.

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Ooh. I do all my surfing down at the seaside.

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-Seaside?

-Yep. Bogwash-on-Sea. Me and Mr President are off there today.

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Alien slime sighted.

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Attempting to engage elderly female neighbour in friendly chit-chat.

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Uh, excuse me, sir? BZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Possible alien abduction attempt in progress.

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We need a plan, and we need one fast.

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-Bee, sir!

-Don't be ridiculous, Honey!

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You need to come up with a plan A before a plan B.

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No. BEE, sir! On your neck, sir!

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Aaaaaargh! Get it off me!

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O-o-o-oh!

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-Ooh. And there's my ride.

-What. Is. That?

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Fred's camper van. It's his mobile home.

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Yo, dudes!

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-Mobile?

-Home?

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O-o-o-o-oh.

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If only we had a mobile home, we could go to the seaside

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and catch some waves.

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Zig! Mmmmmmm I have an ingenious idea.

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We may not have a mobile home, Ziggy-boy,

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but we have got a home that is now mobile!

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Seaside surfing, here we come!

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BOTH: Zog drop!

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THEY SING HAKA STYLE

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This is worse than I thought, Honey.

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Oh, I don't know, sir. With a bit of a brush, you'll be good as new.

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Ugh! PANTS!

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(Prevention of Alien Network Takeover Squad.)

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The aliens are evacuating the area! Invasion is imminent!

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We need backup PANTS! Now!

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PANTS?

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I said PANTS!

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'You have reached PANTS. Your call cannot be taken at the moment.'

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-HE SIGHS

-Looks like we're on our own, Honey.

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-GASPS

-Commandeer that vehicle!

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U-u-u-uh.

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-O-o-o-o-oh!

-Go! Go! Go!

-SIREN WAILS

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CAR HORNS HONK

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The Earthlings seem particularly friendly this morning, bro.

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Indeed, Zigmund.

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They're happy because we're all going to the seaside. Hi!

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DRIVERS YELL

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-Step on it, Honey.

-HONEY GROANS

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ZIG AND ZAG: Woohoo!

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-Ah-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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MUSIC BUILDS DRAMATICALLY

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Aw, it's not working! Why isn't it working?

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I don't know, bro. We have the shorts, the sea water, the boards.

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Nice board, by the way. Where'd you get it?

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Thanks. Found it in the broom cupboard.

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We had a surfboard there all along. Heh! Who'd have thunk it?

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Hello, boys. Good to see you made it.

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Oh, Mrs Eyebrows. Can you please tell them to turn the waves on?

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Turn on the waves? You silly bananas. You have to be patient.

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Come and hang with me and my crew.

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-CHEERS AND LOUD PARTY MUSIC

-We're having a great time.

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Them waves are bound to pick up later.

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What now, sir?

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Find the aliens and put a stop to their evil plan, of course!

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Of course, sir. Um, request, sir?

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-Can I get an ice cream first?

-AGENT AGENT GRUMBLES

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Gotcha!

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Alien slime sighted behaving in a suspicious manner in beach area!

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-I repeat..

-'Your call is number 27 in the queue.'

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Argh!

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Looks like they're just building a sand castle, sir.

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Or a scale model for an alien-run pensioner prison!

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Ah-hah!

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Follow me, Honey.

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-Judy! That's the way to do it!

-Ugh, stop it!

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-It's huge, isn't it?

-Ooh!

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ALL: Woohoo! Yeeha!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Ugh!

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Giddy up!

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ALL: Wahey! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Ah-hah!

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-Donkey! Follow those donkeys!

-EE-OR!

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-BOTH AGENTS:

-Who-o-o-o-oa!

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Oof!

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BOTH: Huh?

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Urgh! Those evil alien slime!

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Look, Zag! Waves!

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-Quick! Let's get our surfboards!

-Hoo-hoo-hoo-ha!

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THUNDER

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-Huh?

-Aww!

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Oh, knickers. It's raining.

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Now the sound system won't work, and the sandwiches will go all soggy.

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No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

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Not soggy sammiches!

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Zigmund, we must postpone our surfing endeavours for the mo,

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and offer our elderly pals some dry mobile Zoggly Manor hospitality.

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All right. Everybody indoors! Let's get out of the rain, now!

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That's it, form an elderly queue.

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Ugh. We're too late, Honey. The alien abduction has already begun!

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Aren't they just kindly sheltering the old folks from the rain, sir?

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That's that they WANT you to think, Honey.

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-In you go. It's nice and dry.

-Yes, yes, come on.

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-Oof! Gah!

-Let me help you, sir.

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THEY SING A HOKEY-COKEY TUNE

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-All right, Zag. Everyone's drappy.

-Huh?

-Dry and happy!

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So, let's get our surfboards and go-o-o-o-o surfin'!

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-Who-o-o-o-oa!

-Ooooooh!

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Huh?

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Ooh!

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-Commandeer that vehicle!

-Seriously, sir?

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Whoohoo-hoo!

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Hoo-hoo-hoo! What are we going to do, Zag? We're miles out to sea!

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Ugh!

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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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OK, this is the way opposite of good.

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-Pedal faster, Honey! The survival of the planet depends on us!

-Aaaargh!

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THEY CONTINUE TO SING HOKEY-COKEY

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I can't hold out much longer, Zig.

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I know. I really want to hokey-cokey, too.

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Mopping is so-o-o-o boring.

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Hm?

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Who-o-o-o-oa!

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I think the time has come to man the lifeboats.

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Women and aliens first!

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Wait a second.

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We haven't got any lifeboats!

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We need to think of something, fast!

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Oh, Marshmallow of Destiny, what are we going to do?

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We've been swept out to sea, and there's water coming in everywhere!

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All we wanted to do was go surfing.

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It is simple.

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Follow your dream.

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And ride the waves.

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Ride the waves?

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-OM Hang Ten. You're right, Zigmund!

-Huh?

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Let's do what we came to the seaside to do.

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BOTH: Ride the waves!

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Who-o-o-o-o-o-oa!

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-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Whoooo!

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Hey-hey!

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BOTH: Woohoo-hoo!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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-Aaaaaargh!

-Aaaaargh!

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Oh, Mummy!

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-I've been pedalling more than you! Come on!

-As fast as I can, sir.

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-Oh, yeah!

-Aaaaargh!

-Aaaaargh!

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THEY CHEER AND CHANT

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PARTY MUSIC PLAYS

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This is the life, eh, bro?

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Sun, sea, surf and as many egg-and-strawberry sandwiches

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as we can eat.

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Hoo-hoo-ha. And don't forget seagulls for hats.

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ZIG AND ZAG: Best day out ever. Yay!

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-AGENT HONEY:

-There, there, sir. Next time, eh?

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# Five, four, three, two...

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# Hey! Hey! Hey!

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# Hey! Hey! Hey!

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# Hey! Hey! Hey!

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# Five, four, three, two,

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# That was Zig and Zag! #

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