DI Why? Zig and Zag
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# Five, four, three, two Five, four, three, two, one | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Hey! Hey! Hey! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Well, come along for the ride, you and me and Zig and Zag | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
# When our weird worlds collide it must seem a little fast | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
# But you can't close your eyes or you'll miss it | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
# Hold on tight cos no-one's drive, drive, driving | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
# It's time to get on with it Not too late | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# Start counting, the engine's on We can't wait | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
# Countdown, it's Zig and Zag time | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
# Five, four, three, two Time for Zig and Zag! # | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
Do you know what I love most about our mackerel | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
and toothpaste pancake, Zig? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-That you don't have to brush your teeth afterwards? -Exactamundo! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Now, I think they need more mackerel. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
No time, we have to flip these babies. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
And one, and two, and... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
-Mm-hm! -Oh, flip! | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Don't worry, I'll toss my pancake up there to dislodge your one. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:05 | |
Here we go. Ready, steady... | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Oh, double-flip! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Oi, ceiling! Give us back our pancakes! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
How are we going to get them down? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
GRUNTING | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
CREAKING | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
-Please tell me that was your tummy! -Yeah. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Whoa... | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
CRASH! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
-Oh... -Now we've only one kitchen stool. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
That means we have to take turns eating our dinner. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
If I start first, I finish first. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
-But my dinner will be cold! -It gets worse. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
While you eat your cold dinner, I start watching the evening film. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
By the time you're finished, the film is halfway over. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Now I have to spend the second half of the film | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
explaining to you what happened in the first half. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
-Nobody can live like this! -True. We have to move out. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
OK, Brie, catch! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
SINISTER MUSIC | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Oh, close! Now, your turn, Stilton. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
OK, that's it. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Hi, neighbourino! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
-Off on holidays? -Greetings, Mr Jones. We're moving out. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
-Bye, neighbourino! -Moving out? Why? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
We've no other choice. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
You can't expect us to live in a house with a broken kitchen stool. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-Couldn't you just fix it? -Fix what? -The stool. -Which stool? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Your broken kitchen stool! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
BOTH: Oh! That stool. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
-A bit of DIY and elbow grease, that's what's needed. -What's DIY? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
Do It Yourself. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
How can I do it myself if I don't know what DIY is? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
And I don't know about your elbows, Mr Jones, | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
but my elbows are not greasy! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
DIY means Do It Yourself. Use some tools to fix the stool yourselves. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:51 | |
Hm... | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
SAWING AND BANGING | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Ta-da! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
WHIRRING | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
-DIY? YES. -Now we don't have to move house. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
WHOOPING | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
# Aaaahhhh! Hey! # | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
-What shall we fix next? -How about our neighbourhood? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
-Come on, Trevor Toolbox! -OK, Mervyn Shark-Face! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
How exciting, an art gallery opening in Burbia. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Yes, Mr President can barely contain himself. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
Hm! Hm. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
HE BANGS ON GLASS | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
Aaaagh! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
HE TAPS OUT NUMBER | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
This is Chester Froginshnozzin. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
My art gallery is about to open | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
and the cheese and crackers vending machine that you sold me is faulty! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
If you don't send someone over here to fix it straightaway, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
I will make sure that you never work | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
in coin-operated catering ever again! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Do you hear me?! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
Enchante, monsieur, madame! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
-Ugh! -We were just wondering if you had any DIY jobs that needed doing. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
No job too small or too tall. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
Ve are having trouble mitt our fridge freezer. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
It's on the fritz. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-A fritzy fridge freezer, eh? -Our speciality! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
OK, come in. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
Welcome, one and all. Splendid to see you. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
Come in, come in, show me your wonderful art. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I do hope there is some talent in this town | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
and I'm not wasting my precious time. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Whoa! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Of course we know what we're doing, Pek! | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
Know what we're doing? DIY is my middle name. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
-I thought it was Hillary. -HE SIGHS | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
If you don't mind, we need a bit of space. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
Yeah, back it up, girlfriend! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
This? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-I call it a study of Zig. -Ugh! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
-And this? -It's a portrait of my cat, Mr President. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:23 | |
-And you? What have you got? -It's me! -No, it's hideous! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:29 | |
I've seen enough of this drivel. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
I'm sorry, but none of this art is arty enough. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
I need something unique, special, moderne. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
Please don't let the door hit you on the way out. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
And of course, you're welcome to come back when we're open. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
There'll be cheese and crackers. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
If those clowns have arrived to fix the vending machine. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
GRUNTING | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Ahem. Your fritzy fridge freezer is fixed! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:59 | |
Without a door, you should be able to find your kippers quicker. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-Watch out for polar bears! -WIND WHISTLES | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
-Brrrr! -Brrr! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
ZAG LAUGHS | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
-It's your friendly neighbourhood handyman. -DIY? YES! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
Oh, good, you fixed your kitchen stool. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
And we'd like to repay you for your splendid earthly advice | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
and do something nice for you. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
That's OK, we're late. Thanks anyway. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
The poor Joneses, they're always running late. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-If only we could do something to help. -Hm. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
I know, we release a swarm of bees into their house - | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
that's bound to get them out in a hurry. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Not bad, Zigmund, but I have a better idea. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
LAUGHTER AND WHOOPING | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
-You'll never be late leaving again. -No charge. You're welcome! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
Oh...! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Mind the cat. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Well, Mr President and I were thinking it might be nice to stick | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
-the television on the wall. -Stick a TV on the wall? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Easy-peasy, cheesy-squeezy. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
On we go. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
-Sticky tape? -You read my DI mind! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Oh, we're in a right scrape! We're out of tape! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
To the minimart! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-We can fix this! -D-aye-aye, Captain! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
-Now they all match. -Another job well done. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
Clean-up on aisle three, please. Clean-up on aisle three. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
I can't believe I let them in the house! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
You're welcome! No charge. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
DOOR SLAMS, SHE SCREAMS | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-Finally! What took you so long? -BOTH: Us?! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
-You are here to fix my vending machine, are you not? -Fix it? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
-Absolute-ment! -This way, chop chop! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
THEY GRUNT | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
-What are you doing?! -Please stand back, Mr Fancy-Pants. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
-We know what we're doing. -No! Stop! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
BANGING AND CLATTERING | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
I want you two out of here, do you hear me? Out! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Let me out of here! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
This cheese positively reeks! Aaagh! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
No charge. You're welcome! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Zig, question. Do you have your running sneakers on? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
-Hm... Yup. -Good. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Because we'd better run! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
Get out, do you hear me?! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Hoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Never in all my days...! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Hm, outstanding! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
The use of sticky tape to symbolise how we are all glued to the TV! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:17 | |
Who did this? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
ALL: Them! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-Coo-ee! -And a doorless fridge! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
A metaphor for the lack of warmth and compassion in the world. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
I haven't been this excited about a new artist in years! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
This art is truly moderne! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-You two are geniuses! -No, it's just botched DIY. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
Yes, it's bad, very bad DIY, fuzzy boys. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
-Hey! -Not nicey! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
This isn't DIY. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
This is DI Art. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Finally, something worthy of showing in my gallery. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Is there any more of this? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
Hm... There just might be. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
CHATTER | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
How unique! How special! How art! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
-Doesn't look like art to me, Zag. -Nope, it's a stool for sitting on. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:20 | |
Zigmund, I think it's time to test-drive this bad boy. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
WHIRRING | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
-Whoa! -Whoa! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
WHOOPING | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Hm... | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Definitely needs more mackerel! LAUGHTER | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
# Five, four, three, two, one! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
# Hey! Hey! Hey! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
# Hey! Hey! Hey! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
# Five, four, three, two Time for Zig and Zag! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:57 |
