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This programme contains adult humour. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
Oh, are you and Toby still OK for our tapas night next week? | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
Yes, looking forward to it. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
Oh, and talking of nights out, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
last week, Toby and I paid a small fortune | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
for tickets to the ballet, and sod's law, | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
the morning after we saw it, one of Toby's rich patients | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
gave him tickets to the exact same ballet as a gift. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
You know what it's like when these things happen. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Yeah. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
Like that time I bought the box set of Touch Of Frost | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
and then they go and repeat it all on ITV2. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Right. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
Well...it's tomorrow night. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
The tickets are yours, if you'd like them. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Oh, wow! Thanks, Anna. That's amazing. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
You don't think it will be a bit of a culture shock for Lee? | 0:00:57 | 0:01:02 | |
Any culture comes as a shock to Lee. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
As much I'd like to see the look on Lee's face, | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
I really do have to dash. See you soon. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
OK, bye. Thanks, Anna. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-What look on my face? -We've got two tickets for the ballet. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
That look there. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
The only problem is, who are we going to get to baby-sit? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Why can't you ask your mum? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
Because it's tomorrow night and that's her bridge night. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Oh, finally decided to chuck herself off one, has she? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
I knew your dad would grind her down in the end. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
And we can't ask Dad either, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
because he's got some big, important dinner at the golf club. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
-Well, ask a friend. -I can't ask a friend. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Some of them don't know the kids or what they're like. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
So? They're more likely to agree. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
If we can't find a family member to do it, maybe we can't go. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
All right, I'll ask me dad. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Your dad? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
-Yeah. He's a family member. -Are you serious? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Yes, I've got a DNA test from the Child Support Agency to prove it. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Actually, do you know what, Lee? You're right. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
I'm being silly, aren't I? I'll just ask Anna to baby-sit. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
-Sorry? -Well, she knows the kids. She'll be great. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Oh. I'm assuming you've already asked the Child Catcher | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
I thought you said it had to be a family member. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
-And you said that was ridiculous. -No, I said I'll ask me dad. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Yeah, well, that's the same thing, isn't it? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Look, I know I'm always banging on about what a waster he is, | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
but maybe it's time the kids spent some time with Grandad Frank, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
get to know him, see what he's like as a person. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Maybe. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
That way, when I'm slagging him off, they'll know what I'm talking about. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
What do you reckon? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
OK. But I can't say he'd be my first choice of baby-sitter. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Yeah. Well, he wouldn't be my first choice of father, but he is. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Come on, what's the worst that can happen? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Try not to think too much about that. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
Dad'll be here in a minute. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
What are you doing? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Nothing. Just having a bit of a tidy. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
You're hiding the booze. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Dad is not going to come here and get drunk. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
-Are you sure? -Yeah. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
He'll already be drunk. KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
-All right, son? -All right? What's in the bag? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
I brought a little hair band, some ribbons and bows. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
-Aww! That's nice. Molly'll like that. -They're not for her. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
They're for you to wear at the ballet. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Ah, here he is, my little Benji. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
-That's Charlie. -Oh, yeah. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
You know, you're growing up that fast, I thought you was the oldest. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
He is the oldest. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Hiya, Frank. Say hello to your grandad. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Do I have to kiss him? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Charlie, say hello to Grandad Frank. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Never mind Grandad Frank. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
-I want you to start calling me Grandpops. -Grandpops? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Yeah, that's what I used to call my grandad. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
We thought it was nice that I had a cosy name for the bitter old racist. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Hello, Grandpops. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
That's better. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
Have you come to burgle us? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
-Ha-ha! The questions kids ask. -Yeah. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Have you come to burgle us? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
Oh, here come the other two monkeys. Are you ready for some fun? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
Are you going to teach us to play poker, like you did at Christmas? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
Yeah, but I did give you some of the money back, though, didn't I? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
Frank, I've jotted down a little list of things. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
I've set the timer on the oven, | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
so all you have to do is wait for the ping and then dish up. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Pyjamas are all laid out, | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
and bed at eight o'clock at the very, very latest, please. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
You forget, I've raised a child myself. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Have you? You never told me that. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Look, I know I let you down as a father, Lee, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
but that's all behind us now. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
I want to be the best grandfather I can be. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
I promise you, Lucy, I would walk through fire for those kids. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Please don't. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-We're going to be late. -OK, well, you've got my phone number, | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
-so if there's even the slightest problem... -Yes. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I was talking to the kids. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Frank? We're back. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Well, the furniture's still here. That's a start. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Dad? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
-Please don't say he's popped to the pub. -I hope not. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Last time he did that, he was gone for 11 years. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
You check on the kids. I'll phone his mobile. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Oh, you're back. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-Where have you been? -Where does it look like? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Cornwall in the 1700s. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
I've emptied your recycling bin. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
I did a bit of tidying-up. Hope you don't mind. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
Me and the kids made a bit of a mess playing pirates, | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
but I tidied up, did a bit of hoovering. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Even changed a couple of light bulbs while I were at it. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
Where's, er...? Where's Lucy? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Never mind that. Where's my dad? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
She's upstairs. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Is she, er...? Is she OK? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
-Yeah, she's fine. -Well... | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
It's none of my business, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
but when I was tidying up, I found a load of booze under the sink. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Now, I'll say no more, as long as you know I'm never far away. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
That's probably why she needs to drink. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Oh! Hiya, Frank. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Dad's been having a tidy-up. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
What's with the face? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Well, after supper, we did some pirate face-painting, | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
and that wore 'em out before bath time. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Then we brushed teeth, read stories. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Shouldn't have done two, but they wouldn't let me stop. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
And then they were fast asleep before eight. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Everything on the list is done. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
So, do you need a lift home, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
or are you just going to open up your umbrella and take off? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Well, I'll be off. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Any time you want to go out again, just say the word. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Well, actually, Frank, | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Anna and Toby have invited us out next Saturday. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Oh, really? What is it this time, son? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Flower arranging or hopscotch lessons? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
-It's tapas. -Oh. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
I was going to ask my mum and dad, but if you've got nothing on...? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Say no more. I'm looking forward to it already. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Oh, thanks, Frank. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
I'm going to go and make myself a drink. Do you want one, Lee? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Why don't you have a glass of water with it as well? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
What did you make of the ballet, Lee? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Was the principal dancer shocked | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
when you tried to slip a £10 note down her top? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Quite enjoyed it, actually. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Inspirational doesn't begin to describe its maverick approach | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
to this often more traditionally based piece by Jeremy Rogan. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
I think Jeremy Rogan was the name of the reviewer. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
EXCITED SHOUTS | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
So, everything still OK for our tapas night? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Yup. Lee's dad's all booked in to baby-sit. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Frank? Really? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-You sound surprised, Anna. -Well, only because...you know. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
What? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
I've met him. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Well, to be honest, we were a little nervous at first, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
but he did a great job the other night. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Well, good for Frank. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
I think it's wonderful to expose the children | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
to...all different aspects of life. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
I wish you had that attitude towards our son. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
I recently took Jack on the bus. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
I don't think the park and ride shuttle bus | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
to the Chelsea Flower Show really counts. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
CHILDREN BICKER | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
Actually, Lucy, if you don't mind, | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
I think I'll just take the iPad off them. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Leave it, Anna. A bit of noise never hurt anyone. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
And yet looks can kill. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Can you pass that to me, please? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
-No. -Come on, now, Benji, time to hand it over. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-Oh, -BLEEP -off. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
What did you say? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
-Oh, -BLEEP -off. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
I beg your pardon?! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Don't keep making him say it. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Benji, where did you learn that word? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Grandpops said it. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
Go to your room right now. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Anna, I'm so, so sorry. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
It's fine, really. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Don't believe her. She says that to me. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Anyway, we really need to be on our way. Jack... | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Not because of what just happened, I hope. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Yeah, you don't have to leave just because Benji told you to. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
-Toby, I'm so, so sorry. -Don't worry about it. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
It's nice to hear someone finally pluck up the courage to tell her. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
I knew we should never have let your dad baby-sit. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
We need to get him round right now | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
and see what he has to say for himself. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Get him round? That's overreacting a bit, isn't it? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Oh, so you think it's acceptable to swear in front of young children? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
I never said that, but I'm sure he didn't mean any harm. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
It's... It's just a cultural thing. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Oh, don't start all that "pushing your bike up the cobbles | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
"to see your auntie, who was a one-eyed prostitute" claptrap. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Bad language is bad language. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Look, he's coming over again on Saturday, anyway, to baby-sit, | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
so I'll have a chat with him then, so it's less of a big deal. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
You're not serious? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
There's no way that he's baby-sitting again. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
-What, because of one swearword? -That we know of. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Who knows what other words he might have used. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
All right, let's get Benji down, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
read out a list and see which other ones he recognises. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
I'm serious. There is no way that Frank is baby-sitting again. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
-Either you can tell him or I will. -All right, I will tell him. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
And make sure you let him know exactly the reasons why. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
It's important the message gets across and he knows we're not happy. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Maybe we should get Benji to tell him. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Dad... | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
Thank you. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
Oh, "Barista". | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
That's a very pretty name. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Dad, about this baby-sitting on Saturday. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Yes, I'm really looking forward to it, son. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Look what I've made the kids. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
It's a map of hidden treasure. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
I said I'd go in the garden and help 'em to dig it up. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-X marks the spot. -You might want to move that a bit. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
That's close to where we buried the cat. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
The thing is... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
When you and Lucy said to me I'd done a good job, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
it meant the world to me, son. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Those kids, they didn't see me as some daft old man | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
who were always messing things up. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
They saw me as Captain Grandpops, | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
head of the pirate fleet, | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
-and I swore there and then... -I know you did. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
..I swore I wouldn't let them kids down the way I let you down. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
I can't wait to baby-sit again. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Right. The thing is... | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
What? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
We don't want you to baby-sit on Saturday. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Why not? What have I done wrong this time? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Nothing. Nothing at all. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
You did a great job and we want to use you again very soon. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
It's just that Toby and Anna have had to cancel the tapas night | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
because they're going on a last-minute trip to Spain. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
Obviously, they wanted to taste the real thing. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
As long as you were pleased with me baby-sitting the other day. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Dad, you did a brilliant job. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Thanks, son. That means a lot to me. I'll get off. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
-Oh, hello. -Oh, for... | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Hi, Toby. Looking forward to going away? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
I was just explaining to my dad why he can't baby-sit this weekend. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
Persona non grata, eh, Frank? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Oh, practise the language before you get there, eh? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
I've explained that the evening's cancelled | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
because you and Anna are going abroad this weekend. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
Oh, yes. That's right. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Italy. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
Lee said Spain. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Well, it's sort of on the Spanish-Italian border, isn't it? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Yeah, there's nothing like a bracing swim across the Mediterranean | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
to whet the appetite. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
Well, I'll see you later. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
-It was just one little white lie. -I'm not bothered about that. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
I'm bothered about the four-letter word | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
my Jack can't stop saying since your son taught it to him. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Yesterday he told both the cleaner and the gardener to eff off. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
If either of them spoke English, we would be mortified. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
So I'm assuming you were meant to confront your dad about it just now | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
and you chickened out. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
No, I didn't chicken out. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
I just happen to think my dad is a bit of a new man. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
I think he's got something to offer. Look at this. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Don't trust him. You'll be digging for ages. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
There'll be nothing there. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
He never did stuff like this for me when I was a kid. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
I honestly think he might be changing, | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
and I am not going to punish him for one simple mistake. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
So, no, I didn't chicken out, | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
cos I don't chicken out of difficult conversations. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
So you're going to tell Lucy what just happened? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Am I hell! She'll bloody kill me. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Oh, we'd better get a move on. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
Anna and Toby are picking us up soon. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Still can't believe we cancelled me dad baby-sitting. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
And I can't believe he's had all week | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
and still hasn't phoned me to apologise. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Well...he's ashamed. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
He's never felt shame before. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
It's like three-ply quilted toilet paper. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
He hadn't felt that till last year. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Well, as long as you made it perfectly clear | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
that we weren't happy. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
I couldn't have been clearer. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I even folded my arms when I said it. I learnt from the master. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
I don't do that. | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
You always do that. Arms folded for serious. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Weight on the left leg for really serious. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
And if you add on a, "I beg your pardon?!" | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
I know it's time to hit the eject button. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
I'm not joking, Lee. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
I know. I made it very clear when I told him. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
In fact, he was so embarrassed about the swearing, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
he said that if it ever gets brought up again in conversation, | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
he'll pretend to know nothing about it. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
So it's probably best to never, ever mention it to him again, ever. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:29 | |
At all. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
Well, I suppose it would make it less awkward. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Oh, it certainly would. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
-KNOCK ON DOOR -Oh, that'll be Mum and Dad. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Mm, I thought the temperature had suddenly dropped. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Hello, Lucy, love. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
Oh. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Hi, Frank. We weren't expecting you. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
I know, but you've no need to worry. I'm not baby-sitting. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
It's cancelled. Lee explained. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Good. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
Well, I hope you understand the situation. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Well, these things happen. It's no big deal. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
It's nice for them to have new experiences, new language, | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
that sort of thing. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Dad... | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
Just brought these things for the kids. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Right. That's very kind of you. See you later. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
No, no, wait... Don't you want to know what it is? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
Let me guess. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
Is it a DVD of Shaun Ryder doing Jackanory? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
It's just a few pirate costumes that I got from the pound shop. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
-What's going on? Why have you got dressed up? -I haven't. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
You have. I can smell toothpaste. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
-Are you going out? -No. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
-Yes, we are. -Oh, sorry. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
Um, I forgot to say, Toby and Anna cancelled at the last minute. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Gone to Spain. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
I only spoke to Anna 20 minutes ago. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Well, like I say, it was very last-minute. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Is there another reason why you cancelled me? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
You know very well why we cancelled you. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
Well, you should know, anyway. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Yeah, but we agreed to forget about that, didn't we? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
-Forget what? -That's the spirit. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
You didn't tell him, did you? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
What the hell's going on? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:56 | |
"What the hell"? Frank, you missed your favourite word. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
I'm sorry? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
He's apologised. Let's move on. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Clearly, Lee didn't have the guts, Frank, so I'll tell you. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
The day after you were here, Benji told my friend Anna to eff off. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
Well, I can see his point. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
Why's that my fault? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:14 | |
Because he heard you using the word when you baby-sat. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
He most certainly did not, cos I never said it. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Well, that's not what Benji says. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Look, can we talk about this later? We're on our way out. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
No, no, no, no. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
You two are going nowhere till we get to the bottom of this. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
Whoever that is, you can tell 'em to go and get... | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
All right, you're not helping your case. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
-Hello. -Oh, good(!) This'll help calm things down. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:38 | |
You've invited the respectable side of the family to baby-sit, have you? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
That's right, Frank. Turned out Roy Chubby Brown wasn't available. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
I was first choice, you know? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Really? You never mentioned that to us, darling. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Why should she mention it? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
I've got as much right to baby-sit as you. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Am I right in assuming our untimely entrance has come mid-altercation? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Now, that's the kind of language you want to keep your kids away from. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
What's going on? | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
Frank baby-sat last weekend. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Two weekends in a row? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
We haven't done anything wrong, have we, Lucy? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Of course not, unlike Frank. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
He swore in front of Benji, | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
and the next day, he repeated it in front of Anna. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Disgraceful behaviour, although I'd be lying if I said I was surprised. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
Don't you look down your nose at me, you middle-class ponce. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
All right, there's no need for that, Dad. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
You would say that, wouldn't you? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Cos you've turned into a middle-class ponce, too. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
-No, I've not. I'm still working-class. -Oh, yeah(!) | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
You're like a matchstick man... | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
in a Lowry painting with your flat cap and your clogs, | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
off to get a tapas while you're going to the ballet. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
-Don't start making this about me. I've not changed. -Course you have. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
How long is it since you lived off your wits, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
when you wondered where your next meal were coming from? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Sorry, Dad. I said I was working-class, not Oliver Twist. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:50 | |
Got nothing to do with class. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
Swearing in front of children is simply not acceptable. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
I never swore. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Maybe you didn't realise you'd said it. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
The kids were probably in the other room. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
It's never an excuse, ever. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Geoffrey, we can't wrap the kids in cotton wool. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
No, but maybe you can plug their ears with it when Frank's here. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
I can't believe you didn't ask us to baby-sit. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
I would have cancelled my bridge night. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
You should have just asked. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
Given all the times we've looked after them, it seems a bit much | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
that we've now become second choice to...his side of the family. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Oh, sorry, me? I thought Genghis Khan had walked in. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
-You're not second choice. -Is that right? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
Yeah, Anna was second choice. You were third choice. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
This is your fault we weren't asked first. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
I told you Nick Faldo's autobiography | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
does not make a good bedtime story. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Don't start on me. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
I'm not the one swearing at my grandchildren. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
Neither am I. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:40 | |
Sorry, Frank? You calling my grandson a liar? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
-Maybe. -Why would he lie about something like that? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
I don't know. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
Maybe your daughter's not bringing him up properly. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
I beg your pardon?! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Dad, it's time to hit the eject button. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
Right, that's it. Benji, get in here right now. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
-There's no need for this. Dad's not on trial. -Exactly. I object. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Overruled. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
Benji, | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
do you remember that bad word you said to Anna? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
-Yes, it was... BOTH: -No! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Don't say it. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Just tell us again where you heard it first. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Grandpops said it. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Will the defendant please rise? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
You're already stood up. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
Not that grandpops. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
That grandpops. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
But that's not Grandpops. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
That's Grandad. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
Charlie told me we were supposed to call them both Grandpops | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
from now on. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
No, that's only Grandad Frank. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Oh. My bad. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Hang on a minute. Grandad Geoffrey didn't even baby-sit last week. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
It wasn't last week I heard him say the word. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
It was another time. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:56 | |
We were at his house and he was on the phone. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
-Can I go into the garden now? -Yes. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Can I come? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
Can I just say...? I agree with every word that Lucy's saying. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
I think that swearing is a terrible thing to do around young kiddies. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
Obviously there's been some mistake. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
Geoffrey doesn't use language like that. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
-Sorry, Wendy, are you calling my grandson a liar? -Dad? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
How am I supposed to keep track of every word I say? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Oh, so you eff and jeff all the time, do you, Effy Geoffy? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Dad, did you swear in front of Benji, yes or no? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
You never gave me multiple choice. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Well, now you come to mention it, there was a... | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
a terse phone call I made to the golf club | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
about them changing my seating arrangements at the dinner. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
I did use some rather brisk language. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
I thought the children were out of earshot in the other room. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Oh, never an excuse, Geoffrey, ever. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Frank, I am so very, very sorry for accusing you, and so's my dad. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:59 | |
Is he? I must have missed that. Could you repeat it, Geoffrey? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:05 | |
Dad? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:06 | |
Believe me, I really do wish this hadn't happened. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
Still waiting. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
Go on, Geoffrey. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Frank... | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
I'm sorry for any distress I might have caused. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
I only hope it's offset by the immense self-satisfaction | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
I can see plastered all over your face | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
now that you're experiencing the novelty of the moral high ground. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
Well, I'd take that, Dad. It's as good as you're going to get. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Well, I'm glad we got all that sorted out. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Maybe we should have a clearer system from now on. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
You should be Grandad G and you should be Grandad F. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Oh, I think he should be Grandad F. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Anyway, can we put it all behind us and just move on? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Oh, hang on! Is that it? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Well, I've said sorry. I can't keep saying it. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
No, I don't mean that. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
When we thought my dad had sworn, we had to have a crisis meeting. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Well, we should have one now with your dad. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-Are you serious? -Oh, I'm deadly serious. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
OK, then. Fine. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Dad...follow me. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
-There. Done it. -You didn't say anything. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
No, and neither did you to your dad at the coffee shop. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
-Did you find that acceptable? -No. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Well, I don't find this acceptable. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
You've got 'em, son. They're on the ropes. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
Look, this is all nonsense. My dad's apologised. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Nobody owes anybody else any more apologies. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
-Is that right? -Oh, for God's sake, Mum. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
-I'm sorry that you were second-choice baby-sitter. -Third. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
And I am sorry that I accused your dad. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
Now, can we all just move on, please? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
-Father? -I'm a reasonable man. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
And do you promise to bring this up in the future at every opportunity? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
Of course. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
Then consider the matter dropped. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Good. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:57 | |
Now, I'm sorry to rush things along, but any minute now, | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
Anna and Toby are going to land in our garden | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
in an easyJet plane from Barcelona to take us out for tapas, | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
so if you don't mind, Frank, we'll see you later? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
What are you talking about? I'm not leaving. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
I'm baby-sitting. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Wendy and Geoffrey are the ones who are leaving. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Frank, Mum and Dad are baby-sitting tonight. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Yes, but that was before we knew your father had a pottymouth. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Yeah, and it was my dad that was asked first, remember? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Oh, I remember. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
But then we cancelled him. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Yes, because we thought he'd used bad language, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
but now we know it was your dad that swore, we should cancel him. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
Exactly. Who knows what other filth they might have heard? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
I'm beginning to wonder whether the full scale of these horrors | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
will ever be understood. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Well, there's a simple solution. Lucy, who do you want to baby-sit? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
Sorry, do I get a vote? I'm 18 now. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
Well, I'm not leaving. I never swore. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
Fair point. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Me and Wendy will snuggle down on the settee and do it together. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
Come on, Lucy, who do you want to baby-sit? | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
-Well, I... -They're our grandchildren, Lucy. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
-They're my grandchildren, too. -Come off it. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
For years, your feckless behaviour has meant that you've come and gone, | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
whereas Wendy and I have been hands-on grandparents from the start. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Keep pushing me, I'll show you hands-on. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Oh, here it comes, the full Coronation Street. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
I've a good mind to come over there and wash your mouth out with soap. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
What, and risk getting some of it on your hands? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
I've no need to listen to this. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
I quite agree. Off you go. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Buenas noches, amigos. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:27 | |
You can stop that nonsense. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
I know you're not really in Spain, you liar. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
Don't criticise my husband like that. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Yeah. Let Anna show you how to do it properly. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
Thanks to your foul mouth and your filthy-mouthed grandchild, | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
my Jack is running around cursing like a scaffolder. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
Don't you talk about my grandson like that. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
You may think of yourself as all high and mighty | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
because you've gone up in the baby-sitting pecking order, | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
but he's still my flesh and blood. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:57 | |
Yeah, don't start having a go at my son. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Oh, yeah, but it's all right for people to have a go at your father? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
That's different. You're big enough and ugly enough to look after yourself. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Well, ugly enough. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
I knew it wouldn't be long before they turned on each other. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
-Like father, like son. -Oh, that's rich, | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
coming from a man who screams obscenities at little kiddies. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
For goodness' sake, you silly little man! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
He was on the phone to the golf club. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
So you say, but for all we know, | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
he could have been on a loudspeaker on the phone | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
to a premium-rate sex line. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
I've just about had enough of this. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Oh, yeah? You want to get it on? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
-Oh, will you all just shut the -BLEEP -up? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
-You're all a bunch of -BLEEP -idiots. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
-You're a pompous -BLEEP -hole. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
-You're always out for a -BLEEP -fight with everyone you meet, | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
-you silly -BLEEP. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:47 | |
-You're a stupidly oversensitive -BLEEP -head. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
-You're a stuck-up -BLEEP. -You're a lying -BLEEP. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
-And if you'd had a -BLEEP -with this -BLEEP -in the first place, | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
-we wouldn't be in this -BLEEP -of a -BLEEP -mess. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
-Well, I've had en- -BLEEP --ough. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
-None of you -BLEEP -can -BLEEP -baby-sit! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
-Mummy, what's a -BLEEP? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
I'm a terrible mother. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Have you finished that word? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Feel free to try and comfort me at any point. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Look...like I've been trying to tell you all week, | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
it is possible to accidentally swear in front of the children | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
without it making you a bad person. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
The kids will have forgotten about it by tomorrow. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
All right, by next week. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
All right, if they're still in therapy when they're 18, | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
we'll say it wasn't you, it was their real mother. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Well, whatever happens, | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
I'm going to make sure the kids don't hear any more swearwords. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
To be fair, I don't think there are any more swearwords. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
Now I've just got to make it up to everyone I insulted. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
Well... | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
I'm one of the people you insulted. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Maybe you should make it up to me. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
Is that right? And how am I supposed to do that? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Well, use your imagination. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
Which, as it turns out, is a lot filthier than I ever thought. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
How about I just take us for a nice meal out? | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
You know, just the two of us. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
Well, you could, but who are you going to ask to baby-sit? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
All right, you win. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
# We're not going out | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
# Not staying in | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
# Just hanging around with my head in a spin | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
# But there is no need to scream and shout | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
# We're not going out | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
# We are not going out. # | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 |