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-Previously... -Coop will not stop twittering. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Dr Cooper lodged a formal complaint against you. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
Against me? Really? For what? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Insubordination and general bitchiness. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
-How are we on time? -We're good. Just don't get fancy. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
-What have we got? -Jackie, really, go. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
I tried to kill myself. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
I OD'd on some drugs trying to get a girl's attention. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
-Man. -I'm executive of my mother's estate and, as such, it would mean the world | 0:00:26 | 0:00:31 | |
if I could set up a college fund for the girls, if for no other reason than taxes. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:36 | |
Your mom and I went to high school together. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
-Yes, a million years ago. -Oh, half a million. -She was the homecoming queen. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
-She said that her mom was dad's girlfriend before you. -Oh, please! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:47 | |
There's been a problem with shrinkage and, frankly, | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
any shrinkage makes us all look bad, even if it's just Imodium. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
And it's never just the Imodium, people. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
What is hospital policy regarding lost or found drugs? | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
-Oh, why so desperate? -Do you want to get your ass kicked? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
This programme contains some strong language | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
I don't think these are done. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
-She's making our cupcakes flat. -Stop doing that, Fi. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
-Maybe I should try one. -No way. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-Hello. -Hello. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-Kaitlyn? -So? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
I'm less than thrilled. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Well, I thought we agreed that it was good for Grace to have play dates with her friends. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:49 | |
And right now she only has one, so... | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
-That looks like fun. -Uh-huh. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Grace's tuition is killing us. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Well, about that... | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
O'Hara's mum died and left her some money | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
and she wanted me to ask you about setting something up for the girls. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
No. I know she's your friend, but no. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
-You don't think we should think about it? -Money always comes with strings. -Not always. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
We took money from my mum and your mum. Both times, we regretted it. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
Yes, that is true. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
Can we at least mull it over for a little while? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Mull over taking money from a crazy person? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
-She's not crazy. -She lives in a hotel. -Because she's rich. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Most rich people live in houses, or high-rises or villas. Not hotels. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
That doesn't make her crazy. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
By the way, that little Kaitlyn in there is a big, fat snot. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
-That's all I'm saying. -I'm keeping an eye on it. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
You're a good dad. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
I know. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Oh. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Oh, Jesus, Kaitlyn. You scared me. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Grace said there was a bomb shelter down here. I wanted to see if she was making it up. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Kaitlyn, honey, Grace does not make things up. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Grace worries a lot about things that don't even make sense. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
-You should get her some help. -Ah, is that right? Are you a shrink? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
What did you just do with the straw? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Kaitlyn, you were not supposed to have seen that. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
It was a trick that nurses use to dry up their tear ducts. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:32 | |
Why do you need to dry them? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Because we see a lot of pain and suffering during the day | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
and the last thing we want to do is come home and cry in front of our families. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
I need a hug. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Can I have one? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Oh, I made some tater tot hot dish, so I thought I'd bring some over. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:11 | |
Kaitlyn says you guys order a lot of pizza. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Well, we happen to love pizza. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
Doing the bills, huh? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
-Every month. -Mm, I wish my husband did the bills. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
The girls are in the kitchen. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
In the kitchen. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Ooh, don't those look yummy? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
Yummy, yummy, yummy. Well, thank you for coming over. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
-These are for you. -Oh, thank you. I can't wait to taste them. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:45 | |
-Grace doesn't want any. Can I have hers? -You don't want any, Grace? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
They touched them with their bare hands and filled them with bacteria. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
I washed my hands, Grace, right in front of you, | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
like you told me to. She made me wash my hands. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Washing your hands is sanitary. Thank you for setting such a good example, honey. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
-But washing your hands every two minutes is kind of crazy, if you ask me. -Ooh, that's a lot. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:06 | |
Not if you don't want to get swine flu and probably die from it. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
You know, I am a nurse and she has a good point. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
You can never wash your hands too much. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Well, we should probably be going. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-Thank you so much for having Kaitlyn. -Sure, you bet. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
We'll just say goodbye to Kev. Bye-bye. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
We are so not eating that. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
If anybody asks, Fiona's allergic to potatoes. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
No, I'm not. So you want me to lie? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Honey, there are good lies and there are bad lies. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
It's a little complicated. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
So what are you shopping here for? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
This stuff costs ten times more than at a real grocery store. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
OK, buddy, I'll be honest with you. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
I was worried about you. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
You took an overdose and had to have your stomach pumped. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
-Did you do it cos of, you know, this place? -No, I didn't do it because of this place. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
Whatever you say, bro. I'm here to support, not judge. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Hey, prepare for a mind explosion. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
I'm on the list of the top 25 docs in all Manhattan. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
-I don't know what to say about that. -Yeah, I know. Right? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
I bought all this crap, so I wouldn't get you in any trouble with your boss. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
I am my boss. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Yeah? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
-They pay you decent? -That's personal, Coop. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Seriously? With me, there's no such thing as too personal. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I already knew that about you, Coop. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
We kind of have a shorthand, right? Don't you think? A little bit, hmm? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-You and me. -Sending somebody a text? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
Nope. Tweeting. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
-Ah. Just letting people know where I am. -What people? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:15 | |
My followers. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
I have 240. You should try it. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
-A guy like you would probably have 100, at least. -Nah, no, thanks. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
Just so you know, if you need anything or just want to talk, | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
you're on my way to work, I can drop in any time you want. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
So anyway, who told you? Was it Jackie? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
-It's all over the hospital that you tried to kill yourself. -Shit! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
No worries, man. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
-I sent out a tweet saying you were totally alive. -Please don't do that. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
You're right. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
It's probably pretty much still an open wound for you. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
But Jackie told you, right? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
No, I think it was Thor. The diabetic. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
So did she say anything...Jackie? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Truth be told, we're not exactly talking at the moment. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
In fact, I had to file a complaint against her with Akalitus, for insubordination. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:04 | |
I will crush her! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Well, I should get to work. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
You sure you're OK? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
Yeah. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
Listen, sometimes I get migraines. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
I mixed some meds, I drank a few beers. It was mistake, no big deal. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:25 | |
I'm good. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
In fact, I'm great. Tell everybody, or not. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
-Whatever you say, bro. -All right, man. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Anyway, she left the house, I just chucked the whole thing in the garbage. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
I know that if she had her way, she would be Mrs Ginny Payton. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
I would be going home to some other dude. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Well, if you want to avoid people from your past, | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
I recommend moving to another country... Worked for me. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
Another thing, I don't want Kaitlyn's snottiness to rub off on Grace. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Snot is viral. Snottiness is not. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
So, anyway, | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
I talked to Kevin about your idea of the gift for the girls and I... | 0:10:06 | 0:10:11 | |
It just makes him uncomfortable. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Do you know what would make him really uncomfortable? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
A daughter who's a lap dancer. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Take the money. Get them an education. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
OK. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
"The 25 best doctors in Manhattan". | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
"Number 23 - All Saints Hospital. Dr Fitch Cooper." | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
How did this happen? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
It's a bloody outrage! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
Where the fuck am I? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
-What have we got? -Dog bite. Severe facial laceration. Lost a lot of blood. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
-Heart rate's through the roof. -He wasn't bitten, he was mauled. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Great Dane bit him, after he tried to resuscitate it. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
-He tried to resuscitate a Great Dane? -The Garden. North Hampton Dog Show. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
-Dog had a heart attack. -Danes are inbred and have oversized hearts. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
-Guy's wife is out there freaking. -On my count. One, two, three. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
PATIENT MUMBLES | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
-What'd he say? -I have no idea. IV morphine. -And page maxillofacial. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
-That's because he can't just say "plastics". -My nuts! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-Did he just say, "My nuts"? -Well, let's have a look. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Argh. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
-Oh, man. -What? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Well, his scrotum is intact, but it's just hanging there. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
-It's apparently empty. -Empty? -Yes, empty. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
PATIENT GROANS | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
Holy shit. His testicles have migrated. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Migrated? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Like birds. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Into his pelvic wall. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
-They can do that? -It's very rare. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
I've never actually seen it before. It's an automatic anatomic response to attack by predator. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
You know, back in the olden days - | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
primitive man versus sabertooth tiger? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-It's not a big deal. -PATIENT YELPS | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
-It's just really painful. -Better page urology, too. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Hey, that's my call. I get to say that. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
Page urology. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
-Mrs Fogulson? -How's my husband? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
-Uh, well, the facial wounds are pretty severe. -Oh, my God. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
But we have the best plastic surgeons in the city, so he's in very good hands. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
I feel horrible. We'll probably be banned from the Kennel Club. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
-But he did save Bartholomew's life. -Is that right? -Do you have dogs? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
-No. -Why not? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
-Kids. Lots of kids. -Kids love dogs. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
-Well, my boys are allergic. -Zyrtec. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
We don't take pills in our family. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
By the way, your husband's testicles have migrated. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-Migrated? -We'll let you know as soon as we find them. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
God, these gloves are so tight, I feel like OJ. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
That's the third time you've said that today. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Like your material's fresh(!) | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
Are you wearing eyeshadow? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
No. Maybe. Why? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
-You look nice. -Back off. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Dr Cooper, this just came to my office by mistake. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
Apparently, it's from your mother's. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
-How on earth did that happen? -Just getting a little recognition for all my good work, I guess. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:42 | |
You paid a publicist, didn't you? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
I have a publicist, yes, but that is not why I was chosen for the list of the best 25 doctors in Manhattan. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:53 | |
But you do pay a publicist, am I right? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
-Wow. -You paid a publicist. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
-You can stop saying that now. -Congratulations, Dr Cooper. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
Yes, congratulations would seem to be in order, so congratulations. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
23 out of 25 people. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-23. -Out of...a lot. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
Hey, would you mind putting this in my office for me? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-Just be careful with it. -Do I look like a pack mule to you, Dr Cooper? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
No. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
-You do know he just made a list of the 25 best doctors in Manhattan, right? -Yes, I heard. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
-He paid a publicist. -He did? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Well, yes, of course he did. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
-How do you know that? -He told me. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Ah! Shit. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
Shit! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:55 | |
-What have you done? -I messed up my hand on that gurney transfer. | 0:14:56 | 0:15:00 | |
Middle finger. Oh, shit. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
Dislocated? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
It's better than fucking up my back, I guess. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-Want me to have a look? -Thanks. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
It's too bad. I had a long list of people I was gonna flip off. I guess I'll have to wait. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:14 | |
Well, we'll have you expressing your hostility in no time. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
What is this American obsession with lists, huh? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
Top ten this, top 20 that. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
-Nice manicure, by the way. -Ow, ow. OK, ow. Thanks. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
My sister has a salon on Sullivan. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
See? That's what I'm talking about. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Word of mouth, not some poxy list. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Argh! That...that really hurts. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
It's really out of joint. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
As if being on a list could make you a better doctor. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
CRACKING Argh! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Oh, I'm gonna puke! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Yes, well, you'd better not. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
I need to lie down. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
Want me to wrap that for you? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Hey, you just punched in my number. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-No, I most certainly did not. -Yes, you did. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
111986. That's my birthday. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
111966 is what I punched in. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
-That's not my pin number. -It most certainly is not. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
Wow, I can't believe your pin number | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
is almost exactly the same as mine. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Yes, it's called coincidence. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Can I help you with something? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
Oh, we just got this guy whose cell phone exploded in his face. Second degree burns. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
Got to get him some morphine from the gumball machine. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:37 | |
-The gumball machine? -Yeah, I just made that up on the spot. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
It's pretty cool, huh? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
-Are you wearing perfume? -No. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
No, but I am pretty sure Mrs Akalitus is wearing the same thing. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:55 | |
I need you for half the next shift. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
-Me, specifically? -I need someone to cover triage for half a shift. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
All right. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
What is it that you're doing? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
-Tweeting. -Why do you feel the need to do this? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
-Because he doesn't have any real friends. -As a matter of fact, I do. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
-His name is Eddie and I saw him this morning. -How is he doing? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Great. He works over at Excelsior Drugs right around the corner, | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
-but if you followed me, you would've known that hours ago. -Fascinating(!) -You're being sarcastic, I can tell, | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
but it is. Jump on the social networking train. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Woo-woo! You won't regret it. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Could you find out, let's say, what Bellevue's lowest bid on medical waste removal is? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
-It doesn't work like that. -How about the fat content of a lemon bar? Could it tell me that? -No. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
Then what good is it? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Can I help you? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
Are you wearing Lamb, by Gwen Stefani? | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Yeah, I didn't think so. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Ah, if you're going to drink, you're going to do it outside. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
-Gracias(!) -No problemo. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
-Kev? -'Hey, babe.' | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
'Listen, I'm going to need you to be at the house | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
'when the girls get there. I got to cover half a shift.' | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
I can't. I'm picking up the new barstools. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
You're kidding me? All right. Who are we going to get to be there? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
Well, I could call Ginny. She said she's always available. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Oh, yes, I have no doubt - and absolutely not. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Why not? She's in the neighbourhood. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Because I don't want that woman alone in our house. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
She wouldn't be alone. She'd be with the girls. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
You know, if you had called me earlier, we might have more options. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
Do not call Ginny Flynn. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
-Who's watching the bar? -I'm going to lock up for a couple hours. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
You couldn't have had the stools delivered, for Christ's sake? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Are you giving me a hard time because, for once, I'm the one stuck at work? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
Do not call Ginny Flynn! | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
If I don't get into these facial wounds, he's going to suffer more tissue damage than he already has. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:18 | |
-I just need ten minutes to pull his testicles back down. -That can wait. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
Fuck you. Do you have any idea what kind of pain this guy's in? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
And his mauled face isn't painful? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
-That's a matter of opinion. -You have no idea what you're talking about. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
-They've been going ten minutes. -You do boob jobs. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
Augmentation. And reconstruction. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Reconstructing flat-chested strippers. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
This is not in the least bit cosmetic, pally! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
-Hey, guys? -Come on, it's the holy grail of urology. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
You're pathetic. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
PATIENT MUMBLES | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
What's that, honey? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
PATIENT MUMBLES | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
-OK. That was, "Do my balls." -Told you. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:54 | |
We got a guy in three with second degree burns - in the shape of a cell phone. | 0:19:55 | 0:20:00 | |
Can you take him up to surgery? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Don't worry, honey. We'll put everything back where it belongs. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
-Cell phone burn. Did you get... -Fourth floor. -Thanks. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Zoey. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:17 | |
-Who is he? -Not an actual person. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Just a location. Party on Staten Island. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
But there will be people there? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Yes. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
And there will be one particular person... So... | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
-Hair down. -Good call. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
I think you should refrain from discussing personal information about co-workers. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
-What are you talking about? -About Coop having a publicist. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:04 | |
-Are you serious? -I am. Very serious. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
I thought you didn't even like that guy. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
-That is beside the point. -Wow. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
You are going to bust my balls every chance you get, aren't you? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
No, no, no, no! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
-You were just drinking. -No.. -Miss, do you understand what I'm saying? -No. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
JACKIE SPEAKS SPANISH No. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
-That's bullshit. -JACKIE SPEAKS SPANISH | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
-Here. Pay attention. Formula. -Si. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
THEY SPEAK SPANISH | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Oh, my God. I don't think I've ever seen you eat. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
I like to hide my humanity, Dr. O'Hara. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Or at least, keep it to a minimum. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Is there room for two on that saviour? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
I don't want his career or the attention or the magazine articles. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
Is this Dr Cooper? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
I come to work, I do my best, which is pretty damn impressive, | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
-and some knob with a square jaw and a publicist starts prancing around like a... -It's demoralising. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:50 | |
It is. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
And you wonder... | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
what is my incentive to keep bringing my best? | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
I've been at All Saints since 1978. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Oh, my God! That's 30... | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
Stop doing the math! | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
Do you really care what a group of magazine editors that dole out stars for the | 0:23:10 | 0:23:16 | |
best street burrito and eyeliner think about healthcare providers? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
No. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
If I want anything, it's to know that you know that I'm a better physician. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
Does it help to know that you're in my all-time top five? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Wait. Who are the other four? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
HAPPY CHATTER | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Hey, honey. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
Hey... Eddie. I'm a friend of Kevin's. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
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