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Got him home this morning. Just one night. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
Still a bit sore, but he seems comfortable enough. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
-Do you want to try and sit up and speak to Ian? -Eh? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
-That's Ian on the phone. Do you want to sit up and speak to him? -Um... | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
HE GROANS Oh, you all right? | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
He's just trying. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
Oh, no! No, I cannae. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
-He can't. -Oh, too sore. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
"Too sore," he says. HE GROANS | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
What is it? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
He says you might not be able to sit on it, | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
but he bets you can still talk out of it. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
Ohh... | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
Hello there, Nurse, the ward open for visitors, is it? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
-Oh, she looks shattered, doesn't she, Col? -Oh, done in. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
It's as if someone's scraped you off the floor. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Well, it's all the worry. You know, it's the stress, worry... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
-Age. -Age, poor diet, lack of exercise. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Still, at least we're here now, Beth. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Ah, yes! Thank goodness for that! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Eric, you've got visitors. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
You all right, squire? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Oh, Eric! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Oh, Colin, look at him! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Look at his big legs. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
-Careful, please. -Careful, Eric. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
-I'm all right, I'm fine. -Let Colin help you, Eric. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
He's good at this kind of thing, Beth. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
He's pulled his dad out of a bath. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
-Oh, shi... -Eric! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Oh! Too much too soon there. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Just go and just take it easy, let's get you back down. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Back down, Eric, down. Lie down. Down, Eric! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Oh, Christ! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
Dear me! What a state! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Oh, Beth, this is horrendous! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
No wonder you look awful! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Listen, I'm fine, it's just a bit uncomfortable sitting up. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
-Aye, when you actually put pressure on the... -Aye. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Anyway, how's... | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
So, it's the actual bum hole itself that's ripped, is it, Eric? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
-Oh, for God's sake. -Look, Cathy, it's no big deal. -Well, that's good. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
Because, obviously, me and Cathy, we were really quite concerned. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Uh-huh, concerned about your bum, Eric. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
It's more inside. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
Ah, it's the lining of the arse? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Ah, right, it's the bum lining, Cath. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
You don't say "bum lining", Colin. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
It's anus. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Or is it rectum? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Beth, you'll know, what's the difference between anus and rectum? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Excuse me, do you mind? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
Sorry, squire. Look, we're just curious, | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
we just want to know what it is that's actually happened. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
There's a slight tear in my back passage | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
from where they took the camera thingy out. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Nothing major, it's just one of those things that can happen | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
when you get the check-up done. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
They only kept me in overnight as a precaution. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Otherwise, I am absolutely fine. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Well, of course, you are. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
Apart from the torn arsehole. THEY STIFLE GIGGLES | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Aw, bloody hell! Yes, apart from that! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Right, here, before I forget, we've brought you a few bits and pieces. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Ah, that's very good of you. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
One magazine. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Look! Car! Woooo! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
SHE IMITATES CAR REVVING | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
Maltesers. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Oooh, chocolate - yummy, yummy, yummy! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
And...eh, a banana. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
I found it in the changing room at the gym, Eric. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
That's very nice of you. You didn't need to. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Oh, not at all, missus. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
-It's the least we could do, in't that right, Cath? -Uh-huh. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
We're here for you, Eric... | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-..aren't we, Col? -Oh, aye. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Well, until about 5.30, | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
-then we'll need to go and get ready. -Mm-hm. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
We're going out for dinner. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
OK, well, I'll take these through and put the kettle on. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Er... | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
There's a bottle of wine in here? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
I thought about Lucozade, Beth, but it hasn't got any alcohol in it. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
-I had my prostate checked, remember that, Cath? -He did, yeah. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
-I didnae actually mind it. -No, he doesn't. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
I had to lie on my side, knees to chest. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-Is that what you had to do, Eric? -Yes. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
I was just a finger in a glove though. I mean, yours was the... | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
-He had the camera, yes. -Boy, oh, boy! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-I don't know if I could take that. -No, you could. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
And was it when it was on its way in or when it was coming out, | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
did you say that the damage was done? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Do we need to go in to all the details? Beth! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-Look, he's been through quite a lot. -Of course, of course. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Understood. Look, we'll talk about something else. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
-What about going to the toilet? -Oh, for goodness' sake... | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
-That'll be no Swiss picnic. -Have you done a poo yet? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
I don't believe this. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Trying for a shite with your arse in a mess like that. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Is this meant to be making me feel better? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
You're normally very regular, aren't you, Eric? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Beth gives him muesli. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
I go in the morning, straight after my coffee, bang! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-Don't I, Cath? -Yeah. -Well, he's not been yet, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
but the doctor says everything should be fine, just not to... | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
..force it. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
Ahhh. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Happy? Everybody know all they need to know? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Good, so, do you think we could possibly talk about something else? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:14 | |
Course we can, squire. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
Sorry, Eric. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
You just lie there and relax, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
concentrate on getting that arse of yours back to its best. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
HE GROANS | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Did I ever tell you about the time | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
I nipped the wee bit at the end of my knob on my car keys? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
DOOR BELL RINGS | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
SHE TAPS WINDOW | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-Right, I'm ready. -Sorry? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Let's get going! They've got wee tins of spaghetti at 24p | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
and if we get a move on, we can get some of those cubes of Cheddar | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
off the deli counter before the wee homeless guy hoovers them. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Christine, I forgot all about this. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
You're joking! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
I'm sorry, it's just that I've been so busy. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Too busy to make sure that your neighbour, | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
who many people agree should have a Blue Badge, | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
gets up to Asda for her shopping. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Look, why don't you come in just now? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Very disappointed. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
-HE GROANS WEARILY -Very disappointed indeed, Beth. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
What's going on here? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
-Eric's been in hospital. -Hospital! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
-Oh, my God! -I'm fine. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-What's the matter with him? -It's nothing really. -It's private. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
He's ripped the inside of his arse. HE SIGHS | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
-He's what?! -A camera tore his hole open. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Oh, dear God! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Beth, come on! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
Christine, it's a minor injury. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
-Oh, that's a nasty place to have anything. -Oh, aye... | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
I had a fold-up chair buckle under me when I was at the caravan once. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
A&E had me bandaged up like a sumo. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
He can't sit down properly. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
What in God's name happened? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
I had an appointment yesterday for a colonoscopy. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
They put a camera up just to check everything was all right - | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
which it is, by the way - my colon is in perfect working order. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
Beth gives him muesli. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
It all went fine other than the fact that there was a slight | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
problem towards the end when they were taking the camera out. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
Did you clamp on it? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
-What?! -It's easy done. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
That's your body's natural reaction to an alien object. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
Not his. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
There was a young student doctor taking it out | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
-and I think she was a wee bit nervous. -She wasn't the only one. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-It's just bad luck. -Uh-huh. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Anyway, it's all taken care of now, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
so there's no need to discuss any of it in any more detail, OK? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
Have you been for a shite yet? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
To be fair to you, Beth, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
when you forgot about my shopping I thought to myself, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
"I could slap this dozy bitch in the face." | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
But now I see what you've been dealing with. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
It's terrible, in't it? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
As soon as Beth phoned me, I says to Cathy... Um, what did I say? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
He said, "It's something to do with his arse, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
"we better go in for a bit, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
"but we'll not let it stop us going out for dinner." | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
-You all right, Eric? How's it feeling? -Just the same. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
Excellent. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
Where do you do your shopping, Cathy? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Sorry? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Your shopping? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
Where do yous go for it? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Colin, what does she mean? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
We just pick stuff up from Marks & Spencer, Christine. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
Pat bought nectarines out of there - | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
perfectly ripe. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
So they fucking should be at that price. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Colin, you could take Christine to Asda? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
-Sorry? -You could take her up for her shopping, could you not? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
In fact, you could go as well, Cathy. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Colin's got his wine, he can't drive. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-But he's only had a wee sip of it. -Eh? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
You've only had a wee sip of your wine. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
HE GULPS | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
-It's a no, Christine. -HE SIGHS | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
I'll take you tomorrow. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
Tomorrow's no good to me. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
I've got nothing in for my dinner. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Aww. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
SHE TAPS GLASS | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
-Have you got eggs? -Eh? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Well, if you've got eggs you're never stuck for a dinner. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
I quite often make Cathy a wee omelette if she's wasted | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
and can't get anything solid down her. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
An egg for my dinner? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
I bet you're not having a fucking egg for yours! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
We're actually going out for dinner. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Oh, aye. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
It's a couple we know from the time-share, Christine. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
-Paul and Debbie. -He's got his own business and she's... | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
she's his wife. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
If yous two have to make a move, don't let me hold you back. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
No, no, no. MESSAGE ALERT BEEPS | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Eric, what are you having for your dinner? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
I'm not hungry. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Ah, well, you should go round to mine, cos there's fuck all in there. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
That's Ian - he's coming round. He says, "Do you need anything?" | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Aye, a new arsehole! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
ALL LAUGH | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
-No, I'm all right. -OK. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-Is that Ian, is it Beth? -Uh-huh. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
-And is he on his way over? -Yes. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
-Where is he now? -Just leaving his place. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Pat had a camera up her bum. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
-Remember I told you about that, Beth? -Yes. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
They primed her with a finger though. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
Mind you, that's some people's idea of fun, isn't it? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
Sometimes more than the finger, as well. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-Some people take the whole... -Christine, more coffee? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-What's that called again? -Eh, Christine! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
What's that thing where...? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
-Christine! -Fisting! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Fisting! That's it. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
-WEARILY: -Oh, my God... | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Though how, in God's name, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
anybody gets pleasure out of that, I do not know. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
I mean, can you imagine it, Beth, | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
the whole hand inside? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
Like Sooty! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
BOTTLES CLINK | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
-DOOR OPENS -Hi! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Aw, there he is! My personal shopper has arrived! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
How's it going, how's Dad? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Och, he's fine, just taking it easy. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Get those Magnums straight into the freezer, Beth! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
-Where's Gordon? -Uh, he's working. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-Did you get my Peperamis? -Yes! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Did you pay for it on your card? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Yeah, but I'll get the cash off her now. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Bring them in and I'll have one with my coffee. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-Hiya, Dad. -Hiya, Don. -Ian! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Ah, you've got visitors already I see. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
-Oh, yes... -Ian! -Yes, Christine! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Where's these Peperamis? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Are you comfy like that? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Well, I was... | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
-He can't sit down properly, Ian. -Oh! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
His bum's in a mess. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Can't stand any pressure on the hole at all, Ian. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
-We're here for you though, Eric, aren't we? Hmm? -Aye. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:10 | |
-What time is it now, Col? -How much do I owe you, son? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
That's the receipt there. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Right, thanks, let's have a wee look at this. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Aw, I feel sorry for you, Beth. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Col, I feel guilty about leaving Beth all on her own with Eric. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
Aw, I know, it's a shame. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Will you be all right, Beth? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
I'll be fine. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
Aw, that's good, I feel better now. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
What's that? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:33 | |
-Wait a minute - kitchen roll, £2? -What? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:38 | |
Christ, what do they absorb? Apart from the contents of my purse! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
And what's this for cream crackers? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Oh, that's the double pack. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Oh, right, I'll let you away with that then. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Aw, aw, wait a minute! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
Sausages - £3? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
They didn't have the ones you wanted. These are organic. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
-They're what? -They're organic - | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
the pigs are allowed to run about wherever they want. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
I don't care if they've been running about | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
with Peppa fucking Pig herself, son, I'm no paying three quid for them. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
Right, well, OK, just call it 40 quid, Christine. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
40 quid? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Aye, well, it's £42 whatever, | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
so just say 40 and that'll do us. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
38 and I get the points. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
You got any more nibbles in there, Christine? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
I could do with a wee something to keep me going. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Sorry, Colin, it's... | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
it's just essentials I've got in here, you know? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
-ASIDE: -Beth, did you fire the Magnums | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
-into the freezer for me, aye? -Mm-hm. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Woooo! Look at this! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Cathy, put that down. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Beth, take that off her! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Get off me! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:46 | |
I'm just joking, Eric. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
HE GROANS | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Oh, and by the way, I got you a bag of onions, | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
it was cheaper than the three pack. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Eh? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
What am I going to do with a bag of onions? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
Take them home. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
I tell you what you could do - you've got leeks, | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
you've got onions, you got carrots in there? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Well, knowing him, I'll have a sack of the bastards. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
You've actually got everything you need for a pot of... | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
Vegetables! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
Soup! You could make soup! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
Aw, naw, naw, naw. I cannae be arsed with that. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
-Why not? -All that chopping and peeling and boiling | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
and then you're farting like billy-o for days after it. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
Did you not make me soup in a Tupperware dish once | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
-when I wasn't well, Beth? -Did I? -She did! Remember, Col! | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
She handed it in, and I got you to put it down the drain? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
-That's what you're needing, Eric. -Eh? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Soup for the invalid. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
-Aw, Mum makes great soup. -Aw, are you making soup, Beth? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
-What? -Are you wanting some of my veg? -No. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
On you go, Beth, make soup - if you get your skates on, | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
we could get a chance to have a quick taste of it. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Now, listen, I don't think... | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Here Eric, that'll sort you out, eh? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
A big plate of home-made soup. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
How does that sound? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
I'm not hungry. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
And I'm not making soup! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
MUSIC ON RADIO | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
Did you hear we're going out for dinner, Ian? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
Oh, right, very good. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
That's why I'm not getting too pished. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
-And we're here to see your dad, obviously. -That too, yeah. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
It's a couple we met up at our time-share, Ian. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Debbie and Paul. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Right. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
He's got his own business. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
And she's.... | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
..she's his wife. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
He's got the right idea, Paul - | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
-makes a lot of money doing something he loves. -What's that, then? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
He's a bailiff. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
-Aw, here she is. -Beth! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
How's it going in that kitchen with the old soup, eh? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Oh, soup kitchen, Colin! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
Aw, you'd be good at that, Beth, eh? Wouldn't she, Cath? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Aw, yeah, yeah - I can see you feeding tramps, Beth. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
You need to watch with these soup kitchens, you know? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Pat was telling me there's a lot of folk that go there | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
that are not actually homeless. They just go down there for a feed. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
-Really? -Aye, she goes down there every Tuesday night | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
with her hood up for lasagne and chips. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
-What kind of soup is it we're having, Mum? -Leek and potato. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
Aw, she's snaffled my tatties as well. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
Ian, receipt! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
You got any bread to go with it? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
You want a slice of bread to go with your soup, Eric? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
I don't even want soup! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
-Eric wants crusty bread with his - you any crusty bread? -No. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
-You got any bread at all? -I've got a loaf of wholemeal. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
-Aw, no. -Aw, no wi' soup. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
-No. -Nah, that's shit! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
Christine, what've you got? You got a loaf in there? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Well, it was on my list. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
There wasn't any so I got you four finger rolls instead. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
Aw, fucking useless. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Never again. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
What you really want with a bowl of soup is a bit of crusty bread. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
Oh, yes, with right thick slices. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-Aye, dunk it. -Aye, dunk it and soak it. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Wipe the bowl clean with it! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Oh, aye, and that would save on your washing up, as well, Beth. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
Aye, I cannae believe we havenae got any. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Aye, that's a shame - you'll just have to eat your soup and go home. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
Well, not unless, Gordon's coming over after work. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
-He's what? -Is he, Ian? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
He's coming over after work | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
so maybe I could get him to bring a crusty loaf? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
DOOR BELL RINGS | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
I'll get it. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
In you come. Did you get one? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Yeah. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
Aw, here he is! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Aw, there's Gordon! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
This is turning into a great day. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Aw, look at you, Gordon, like a wee baker's boy. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:47 | |
There he is with his loaf. Hm! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
HE HUMS: Music From Hovis Advert | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Aw, I remember that. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
SHE HUMS TUNE | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
Here, did you come on your bike, Gordon? | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
CACKLING | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
BOTH HUM TUNE | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
No, I came in my car. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
Look, Eric, look who it is. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
That's Gordon. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
Say, "Hello, Gordon." | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
Hello, Gordon. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
Aw, let me just give you a little kiss. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
That's just a thank you. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Well, let's see it then, Gordon. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
# Da-dah! # | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
That's what we're talking about. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Let's see it. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Oh, here, I hope you've got plenty of butter in there. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Butter, Beth, Butter! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Do you know, Gordon, that is exactly the same kind of loaf | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
that I was carrying when I hit that wee Indian man | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
in the face coming off the bus. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
How are you feeling, Mr Baird? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
He's still quite sore, Gordon, he's not done a poo yet, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
but we're going for a meal with Paul and Debbie. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Here, Gordon, you come over here and sit next to me, son. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
You want a wee Peperami? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Oh, erm, I'm vegetarian. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
It's only a half. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
So, what exactly happened, Mr Baird, | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
-or do you not want to talk about it? -I don't want to talk about it. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
He's ripped the inside of his... | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Beth, did we ever find out if it was anus or rectum?! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
My money is on rectum. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Well, you get the Anusol for the you know what | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
so I'd go the other way. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
-Were they checking your prostate, Mr Baird? -Colon. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
I've had a colonic irrigation, Gordon. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
It was OK but I said to Colin, | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
"I've had more come out of me on a good bidet." | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
I've had my prostate checked. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Have you? So have I. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
He actually quite enjoys stuff round there. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Okey dokey, folks! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Oh! Hi, Gordon! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
QUIETLY: Welcome to the asylum. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
At last! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Aw, at last, eh! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
Smell that, Eric, you'll take a bowl of that, eh? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
You should eat something, Eric. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
-Aye, right, OK. -Good man. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
You want to try sitting up for it? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Do you want to sit up for your soup, Eric? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Sit, Eric! Sit! | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
OK, OK, I'll give it a go. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
-Col, give him a hand. -Do you want me to help you, Dad? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Can I do anything? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
You just stay there, Gordon - | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
did you see that thing on the television last night | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
where the wee baby rhino got towed out the mud by the Jeep? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
-ERIC GROANS -You all right? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Oh, oh, oh! Careful, Eric. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
No, no, no. Too much, too much. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
-You sure? -Yeah, too sore. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
I'm happy to hold the bowl if someone wants to spoon it into him. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
I'm not getting spoon-fed soup, for God's sake! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
But you should eat something, Eric. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Aye, have something, Dad. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Oh! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Gordon, I'll do that. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
No, no. I don't mind. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
I fed my grandma stewed apples the day before she died. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
Ready, Mr Baird? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
-I can do it, if you want. -No, no, I don't mind. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Neither of you need to do it. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
And, open wide, here comes a big one... | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Oh, good boy, Eric! Good boy! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Oh, here's the loaf, Christine! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Oh-ho, yes! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
-There we go! -I'm all right. Thanks, Mum. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Lovely. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
Cathy, soup? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
I'm going to save myself for food | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
that's been professionally cooked, Beth. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
But thanks. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
What do you reckon to it, Christine? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Mm. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
It's well salted. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
Is that the jelly stock with the peel back lid, Beth? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
It is. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
-Fresh parsley? -Yes. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Mm. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Well, I have to say... | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
It's absolutely delicious. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Ten out of ten, Beth. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
Oh, wait! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:57 | |
A wee bit of potato there not cooked through properly. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:01 | |
Just the nine this time, Beth. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
MESSAGE ALERT BEEPS | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
-HE SIGHS -What? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
You're joking. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
-What is it, Col? -Message from Paul. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
"Sorry, we need to cancel tonight, Debbie's tired." | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
-She's what? -Well, just says she's too tired. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
Too tired? How can anyone be too tired to go for a night out? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:27 | |
What will I say? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
-Get him to give her a Red Bull. -Oh, Cath! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Oh, God, what we going to do now? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Well, we can't go. They booked it and it's for four people. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
Well, can't he bring somebody else? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
-He cannae leave her sitting in the house on her own. -Well, can't... | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
Beth? | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
What? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
Would you and...Gordon like to come for a meal with us? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:50 | |
I'm actually quite enjoying my soup, Cath. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Aw, great, | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
so I'm just supposed to sit here and watch him | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
with his fat arse in the air | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
and Christine dribbling soup all over the place. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
Excuse me, I have not dribbled... | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Aw, fuck, so I have. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Listen, don't feel you have to stay. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Hey, hey, hey! Listen, we're not going anywhere. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
That is the last, Colin. We are never speaking to them again. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
MESSAGE ALERT | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
Oh, that's Paul saying, "What about next Saturday instead?" | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
Yeah, that'd be all right, yeah, yeah. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
SHE SLURPS | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
SHE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
Oh. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
-Have you had enough? -Aye, that's enough. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
-Have you had enough, Eric? -Aye. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
-Beth. -What is it? -Come here. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
I think I need to... | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
I think need to go to the loo. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
Oh, right, do you want to just use that bottle again? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
Go on, and I'll get them all to look away. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
No, no, no. I need to... | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Oh, right, right, up you get. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
Right, come on. Take my arm. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
-What's happening? -He needs the toilet. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
This is him gearing up for a shot at it now, Ian. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
ERIC GROANS | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
OK? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Yeah, fine, fine. I'll manage. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Maybe someone should go and make sure he's OK? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
I'll go, Mrs Baird. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
There we are. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
-Thanks, son. -Now, do you know where everything is, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
you've got your sink there, you've got your toilet paper, you've got... | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
I wonder how he's doing in there. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
I tell you, this is make or break time, this. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:58 | |
Aw, poor Eric, all alone on that toilet, | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
his little face all scrunched up. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Maybe we should go through and just check that he's all right? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
-Do you think? -Aye, I think we should, | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
we cannae let him down at this stage of the game, can we? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
-What are you doing? -Has he been? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
-Shh! -Are you listening to him pooing? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
No, Cathy, we're not. We're just making sure he's all right. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
-Nothing's come yet. -Is he actually on the pan? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
He is, aye. I heard the seat creaking, | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
so he's definitely sat down. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
I think I heard something there. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
What did you hear? Was it plopping? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
No, just like a trickle of water or something. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
He could just be starting with a slash. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
OK, everyone, that's enough. Let's go back through, come on! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
Let's leave him and give him a bit of dignity. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
PLOPPING Oh, what was that? | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
MORE PLOPPING Oh, he's away now. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
-PLOPS CONTINUE -That's him now, Beth. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
That's smashing! He's doing well. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Is that it? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
Possibly. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
He might just be having a wee breather. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
ERIC GROANS | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
No, that's him now. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
All right, Beth - quite happy? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Maybe that soup of yours did the trick. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
FLUSHING | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
Well done, Eric, excellent work. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
Well done, Mr Baird. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Good boy, Eric. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
Have you been stood out here listening to me going to the loo? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
No, I was going through to the kitchen. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
ALL MUTTER | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Unbelievable. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Can I give you a hand, Mrs Baird? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
No, you're fine. Thanks, Gordon. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Let her do it, son, gives her something to do. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
What will we do for dinner then, Cath? | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
I've had enough wine, I'll need to switch on to vodka. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
-What you boys doing for your tea? -I don't know. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
-Maybe get a pizza? -A pizza! | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
Here, Cath, when was the last time we had a pizza? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Ah, are you phoning a pizza? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
That would save me making a dinner. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:21 | |
Cathy, did we not get a voucher for Domino's? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
In fact, you'll have had one! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
Beth, can we use your voucher? | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
Beth! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
No! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
What is it? What's the matter? | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
You are not ordering a pizza. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
-Aw, Eric... -No way! Forget it! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
Would you prefer a Chinese or something? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
No, I don't want a Chinese! I don't want anything. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
I've been lying on that couch all day listening to you lot | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
go on and on about cups of tea, glasses of wine, bowls of soup, | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
Christ, I couldn't even get five minutes sat on the pan | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
without a bloody audience! | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
Well, no more! | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
I've had it! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:00 | |
Thank you for your concern, but there's the door - | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
you may bugger off | 0:28:03 | 0:28:04 | |
and leave me and my dodgy backside in peace, OK? | 0:28:04 | 0:28:08 | |
-SCREAMING: -Oh, God! | 0:28:08 | 0:28:09 | |
-# Sit down -No, I can't sit down | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
-# Sit down -No, no, I can't sit down | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
-# Hey, girl, sit down -No, no, I can't sit down | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
-BOTH: -# I just got a message and I can't sit down | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
-# Sit down -No, no, I can't sit down | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
# Sit down, hey, hey, sit down | 0:28:21 | 0:28:22 | |
# Never, never, never, never will sit down | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
# Go away, don't bother me | 0:28:24 | 0:28:25 | |
# I can't sit down | 0:28:25 | 0:28:26 | |
# I just got a message and I can't sit down | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
-BOTH: -# I just got a message and I can't sit down | 0:28:29 | 0:28:34 | |
# I just got a message and I can't sit down. # | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 |