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Just a call in relation to lowering the cost of your energy bills

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by finding the right tariff for you.

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-Are you the bill payer?

-'I certainly am.'

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Nev Wilshire is CEO of Swansea's third largest call centre.

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Get out! Get out!

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What sums up my management style? Some say I'm barking orders,

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some say I'm barking mad.

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Woof! Oh, sorry.

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But there's life in the old dog yet.

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DOG BARKS

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'Not again. Not again.'

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It's an industry that now employs over a million people in the UK

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with an average age of just 26.

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'Oh, piss off.'

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Call centres are the factories of our time.

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Get these deals, make these calls - that's what I'm talking about.

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Think I just dialled your missus by mistake.

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But times have been tough.

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A few years ago, the Queen had an annus horribilis, a horrible year.

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We've had an annus anus. It's been tough.

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-Go on.

-Don't yawn!

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More than ever, Nev's relied on his unique approach

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to motivating his young workforce.

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Oh, Jonny!

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Now he's fighting back.

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See? That's what you've got to beat!

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And we're making money again now. Yeah? Go to it, then.

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With his loyal troops right behind him.

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Our main challenge in HR is, erm...

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Hey, Geoff, you're looking good.

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I was going to say Nev then. (Don't say that.)

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Morale is on the up...

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..for this Swansea call centre.

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Where victory is only a cold call away.

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Are you not entertained?

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What's it like to be in charge of 600 people?

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It's an endurance. Sometimes it's a marathon.

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Sometimes you have to sprint to keep up.

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But I love it, absolutely love it.

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Welcome to Nev's world.

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Hello there. It's George calling from the Billscutter team

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at Nationwide Energy Services.

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MUMBLING ON PHONE

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Sir, I have no idea what you just said there. What?

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It's Monday morning at the call centre,

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and CEO Nev Wilshire is taking care of some very important business.

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Anybody want a tea?

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She'll kill me if she sees me doing this.

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Thank you, Nev.

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Can't do enough for good staff.

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Being a hands-on boss,

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Nev isn't just interested in what his staff are drinking.

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The call centre diet is also a hot potato.

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'Hello?'

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-Hello, is that Mrs McCarthy?

-'Yes.'

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Hi there, my name's Leah.

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When you sit on your arse all day in this place and you munch away

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and you get given sweets by me, then you put on weight.

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You just get bored when you sit down all day on the phones.

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Probably be ten stone heavier now if I was still on the phones.

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A lot of people put on weight when they join a call centre,

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everyone will tell you that.

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The sales agent's snack of choice is a Swansea favourite,

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the deep-fried rissole.

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Two rissoles, normal ones,

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and a cheese one, please.

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Nutritional qualities of a good... Kyle?

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What's nutritional about a rissole?

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-BLEEP

-all.

-Nice, though.

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It's like a little bit of heaven in a ginger ball shape.

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But Nev's concerned that expanding waistlines

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might lead to decreasing profits.

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It's very important to be healthy.

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If you're fit and healthy, your mind is working better.

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You're better at your job.

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If you're overweight and feeling lethargic, it's not so good.

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So not everybody can be young and fit like me, but they can try.

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He's called a staff meeting to announce a new initiative.

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I've got a lot of people that have...

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A lot of people that may have put on a few pounds lately

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and need to lose it.

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Anybody fancy, you know, putting their hand up

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and saying, "Yeah, yeah, I'll come along to your Weight Watchers, Nev?"

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Anybody? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Any fat bastards round here? Come on!

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-All right.

-I'm a fat bastard.

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Yep! OK.

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So, tomorrow at this time,

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in the canteen upstairs.

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Why are they meeting in the canteen?

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LAUGHTER

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So, weight-loss clinic sponsored by Ginsters,

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and off we go.

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All right?

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We don't know whether we can call it a clinic,

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cos we're not technically a clinic,

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so that possibly isn't politically correct.

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So we'll have to come up with another name,

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possibly something that is politically correct.

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And I was thinking more in line of Fat Bastards Club.

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I'll be joining Fat Bastards Club, yes.

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What?

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Oi! Fat bastards, down here.

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I'm walking in the Fat Club with a box of sweets.

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-Oh, jelly beans!

-Sorry about that.

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That way, Hayley. What are you doing here?

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Nothing of her.

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Marketing.

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Don't say my name.

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Tamara, you all right?

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Well done, Sid, good effort.

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Phil, come on. I bet you're heavier than me.

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I bet you I'm not.

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Look at this, look at this.

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Fat Bastards Club will involve weekly weigh-ins

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leading up to a grand finale.

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Whoever losses most will be call centre weight-loss champion.

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-Shall I get on the scales first?

-Yeah.

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Get my wallet out first.

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Yeah, before you all joke,

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you know we really don't want to be weighing my wallet.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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OK, when you're ready.

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One at a time, please.

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18st, 9.

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LAUGHING AND JEERING

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Muscle weighs more than fat, anyway.

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Ouch.

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MOCK WHIMPERING

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-Hayley, on here.

-I don't want anyone else seeing it, though.

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Well, they're going to see it. Everyone's got to see it.

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-Get on.

-Everyone's going to know.

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I'm going to lose weight anyway, so I don't care.

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-Get off.

-That's fine.

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It's not, I used to be 9st-odd.

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The hefties, come on.

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Oh-ho-ho!

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21st, 6.

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We have a winner!

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Yeah! It makes me feel so much better.

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Last, and most reluctant to get on the scales,

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is 44-year-old customer service manager Lisa,

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who Nev's hoping will be a leading light in his health drive.

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Lisa is the general,

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the sergeant major for drumming up the troops.

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She's got drive and determination.

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She's also got a lot of weight

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to put behind the thrust of this weight-loss club.

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He probably thinks...

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apart from thinking I am a fat bastard,

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I think he probably thinks that I'll motivate them,

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and myself then.

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-Right, get on there, Lise.

-I can't get on there.

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-Get on there, Lise.

-No, I'm not getting on there.

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-LAUGHTER

-I'm not getting on there.

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OK, bugger off back to work, thank you very much.

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Out! Oh, give us some sweets, quick.

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-Does anyone want sweets?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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-No!

-Amazing willpower.

-Nev, no, you've had enough!

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Just one, man! Just one.

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Might as well, today's the last day.

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No, he's just had his last one.

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I'm going to give them to all my other rivalries.

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-Look at that.

-Stop it!

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Once everyone has left the room,

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Lisa plucks up the courage to step on the scales.

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It's got to be done.

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BLEEP!

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Oh, mine was horrific, I knew what was coming anyway.

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Even my boobs weigh a stone each, so...

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I'm not as bad as... Not as bad as I thought!

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Fat Bastards Club,

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I don't care how you lose the weight or whatever you do,

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if you're serious about it,

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we're going to weigh you once a week

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as a club of people that are just going to motivate each other

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to lose weight.

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And that's what it's about.

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It's doing it together instead of on your own and motivating each other.

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Keeping a very close eye on his employees' welfare

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is integral to Nev's unique style of man management.

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Texting on his phone, I came around and he's texting on his phone,

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listening to music.

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-I'm on my lunch.

-Oh, all right, then.

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Well done, James. James is on lunch,

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he's allowed a lunch. They get lunch in prison as well, so that's allowed.

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Jeffrey, you all right?

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How was church this weekend?

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Jeffrey is a born-again Christian.

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He's come over from Nigeria to evangelise us.

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Isn't that right?

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-Partially right.

-Partially correct.

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He's a proper qualified accountant, this man.

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Who did you work for?

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-Deloitte.

-He worked for Deloitte in Nigeria.

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-It was Nigeria, wasn't it?

-Yeah.

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OK.

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But, you know, when he was on his uppers,

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down in the dumps,

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I picked him up and gave him a new job, yeah?

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-Put a new song in your mouth.

-Very correct.

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That's a quote from Psalms, that is.

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Yeah, you knew that, didn't you? Yeah, OK.

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Isn't he a nice guy?

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-Good. Keep up the good work, Jeff.

-Thank you.

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Jeff has worked in accounts for the last year and a half.

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He originally applied for a job on the phones

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to help support his accountancy studies,

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but Nev saw greater potential.

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At the orientation programme, I met Nev

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and I was wondering, "Oh, my goodness,

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"what have I got myself into?" Cos having to sing and all that stuff,

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it's not something I'm used to,

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but he was asking, more or less,

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"What do you do? Where are you from? What's your background?" and stuff.

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I could say I sold myself to him, though,

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by saying, "Oh, these are my qualifications," and all that stuff

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and he said, "I don't think you deserve to be in the call centre.

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"You better come join the accounts team," and that's my story.

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It's something I regard as a miracle,

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so I thank God for that, yeah.

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Since being talent-spotted by Nev,

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Jeff's become a popular member of the call-centre family.

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Jeffrey is a lovely, lovely sweetheart.

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He calls me Princess Hayley.

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He's like, "Princess Hayley, can I have some sweets?"

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He's so polite, he's so polite.

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Hey, Jeff.

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-Princess Hayley, how you doing?

-Hello!

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Big Jeff. Big Jeff.

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Did I tell you I'm going to the dentist?

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Today? Why?

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-For your tooth?

-Yeah, the sweets.

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Guess what time his appointment is as well.

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-What time?

-CHUCKLING: 2.30.

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I don't get it.

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-LAUGHTER

-I don't get it.

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2.30?

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-Tooth-hurty?

-Oh!

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That's good, that is.

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That's brilliant, that is.

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That is.

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2.30 dentist appointment.

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But Jeff's days in Swansea could be numbered.

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His UK work permit is about to run out

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so he needs Nev to perform another miracle.

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-Jeffrey, you all right?

-Yeah, hi, Nev.

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Hi, Jeff.

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Um...

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Yeah, my work permit is due to expire in two months and ideally...

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In two months?

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Yeah, so, since I've got a job now...

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-Yeah?

-..you're supposed to sign off for me to reapply.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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So if I don't sign...

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Er...

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..do you get kicked out of the country?

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No, not kicked out, I'll move back home.

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CHUCKLING: You'll get kicked out of the county!

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Yeah, I'll move back home, yeah.

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Ah, Jeff, let me have a look at this, let me have a look.

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Oh, dear.

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It's a dilemma, Jeff, it's a dilemma.

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Erm...

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I mean, you're a good worker, you're a nice guy and all that, but, erm...

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..right now your arse is hanging out of a window.

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And obviously... I've got to take advantage.

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Oh, yeah?

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-I tell you what.

-OK.

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-I'll do you a deal.

-OK.

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If you can beat me in a running race

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I'll sign your form.

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OK.

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-Is that OK?

-That's all right.

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Erm, "Jeff's challenge."

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OK, you're in the diary.

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I just hope you, erm...

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..limber up, loosen up, do all the stretches necessary.

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This is your career now.

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Go on, get out, out, get out!

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Good guy, really lovely guy.

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Adds a lot to the accountancy team.

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Adds a bit of energy into the accountancy team

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and, boy, do they need it.

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But, erm, Jeff does it with a smile on his face.

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He's a genuinely happy guy

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and I like happy people.

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-Hello, guys.

-How did it go?

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JEFF SIGHS

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There's going to be a challenge.

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-A challenge?

-Yeah.

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Oh, boy, this is... Oh...

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He's going to make this difficult for you, isn't he?

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-I know, I know.

-Do you reckon he'll sign it?

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If he doesn't, I've got to go home.

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-Probably a good thing.

-Very funny.

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Very funny.

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We contacted you some time back

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about you having a cavity-wall insulation.

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Another staff member needing divine assistance

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is cold-caller George Vorkas.

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CALLER HANGS UP

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31-year-old George has been drawing blanks on the sales board

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since he recently joined a new campaign.

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Er, yeah, of course -

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it's George calling from Nationwide Energy Services.

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Have you ever enquired about insulation before, sir, or...?

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'Yeah, I've got it all, thanks.'

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'Yeah, I've done enough. It's OK, thanks very much.'

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-But we can do your walls as...

-MAN HANGS UP

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My sales figures are not...

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not what they used to be, unfortunately.

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Think I had about three last week

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and they are meant to be about 20 a week, something like that.

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Although a couple of weeks ago I did have 13.

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It's still not good.

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George has been singularly unsuccessful in work.

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He is probably the worst we've got at the moment.

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We contacted you some time back

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regarding your cavity-wall insulation.

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'Right.'

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Was there any reason why that was not done?

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'Erm, a call back where, sorry?'

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-Sorry?

-WOMAN HANGS UP

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I don't know what she said.

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There is a salesman in him.

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He really can do the job.

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The problem is that he negs himself out a lot.

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If it doesn't go his way, he struggles to get it going,

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shall we say. So I think a little bit of momentum,

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a little bit of confidence, maybe...

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..and we can get something going for him,

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but at the moment, there's just nothing there.

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George's manager Dwayne is running out of patience

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with his underperforming underling.

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You've got to remember,

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sales is all about personalising a call, isn't it?

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Yeah, definitely. I've tried that.

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I've tried personalising it, but...

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You can never just read something off a screen.

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I know, I'm not reading it off the screen.

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People don't buy from robots, man.

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I'm not a robot, dude!

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Nev, with his instinctive support for the underdog,

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has tried to give George a helping hand wherever possible.

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George hasn't any real family.

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He ended up in Swansea as a result of being on a...

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..a train, and he didn't even know where he was going.

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A very kind family took him in and looked after him.

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My adopted family, you know, they're, erm...

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They're a family that kind of just took me under their wing, really.

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I didn't have anyone

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and they sorted me out, really helped me get my life back on track.

0:17:280:17:31

Hitting the alcohol quite hard then, so I weren't...

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I weren't quite sure.

0:17:340:17:36

I didn't even know if I'd put my shoes on in the morning,

0:17:360:17:38

to be honest.

0:17:380:17:39

Was there any reason why you wouldn't like to go ahead with it?

0:17:390:17:43

Or just hang up instead.

0:17:430:17:44

People in the call centre are like an extended family to me.

0:17:440:17:49

If I ever left this place, I would feel gutted.

0:17:490:17:52

Possibly heartbroken.

0:17:530:17:55

You know, George is pretty much a loner and he needs help.

0:17:570:18:02

We'll see what we can do.

0:18:020:18:04

But as a businessman,

0:18:040:18:05

Nev can't allow George's dismal sales to continue.

0:18:050:18:09

Right here, right now, I'll try and get his head up

0:18:090:18:11

and get him going.

0:18:110:18:12

To try and break the losing streak,

0:18:120:18:14

Nev listens in to George's sales patter.

0:18:140:18:17

That's fantastic. Before I let you go,

0:18:190:18:21

was there any further questions that you'd like to ask me?

0:18:210:18:24

Anything I could help you out on?

0:18:240:18:25

Qualify the number. "Can I just check your number?"

0:18:290:18:32

Can I just check your number, please, before we go any...

0:18:320:18:34

-Er, before I let you go, sorry?

-And he's not impressed.

0:18:340:18:38

..1362?

0:18:380:18:40

Fantastic, fantastic. OK, thank you very much...

0:18:420:18:46

Thank you very much and have a nice day today, OK?

0:18:460:18:50

-Right, come with me.

-OK.

0:18:500:18:52

Right, can you just sit by there a sec. Right, George.

0:18:540:18:57

Are you all right, Dwayne?

0:18:590:19:00

Yes, very good, Nev, you OK?

0:19:000:19:01

Yep, not so bad. George.

0:19:010:19:04

-Upbeat people sell.

-Yeah, I know that.

0:19:040:19:07

Come on. You've got to get your head up.

0:19:070:19:09

You know you've done this a bit too much - undulation.

0:19:100:19:14

Five appointments since coming on. That's what you've booked in.

0:19:140:19:17

How long have you been on the campaign?

0:19:170:19:20

-Erm, a week tomorrow.

-You will never sell like that.

0:19:200:19:22

-Like what?

-That, down.

-Down, slouched?

0:19:240:19:27

An other thing - there is no emotion without motion.

0:19:270:19:31

-Yeah, I know, of course not.

-You know what I mean?

-Yeah.

0:19:310:19:33

Yesterday you sold absolutely zilch,

0:19:350:19:38

three fifths of sod-all yesterday.

0:19:380:19:41

Try the standing-up technique.

0:19:410:19:44

BRIGHTLY: Hello, Mrs Jones, how are you today?

0:19:440:19:47

Smile as you dial, basics.

0:19:470:19:50

Tomorrow is George's birthday and Nev has a surprise treat.

0:19:500:19:55

Tomorrow you're down with me in Pembroke,

0:19:550:19:58

the Pembrokeshire County Show is on

0:19:580:19:59

and you're with me eyeball-to-eyeball with people,

0:19:590:20:02

learn to stand up straight, learn to stick your chest out

0:20:020:20:05

and learn to say, "Good morning.

0:20:050:20:08

"How are you today?

0:20:080:20:10

"Sorry to bother you, two seconds."

0:20:100:20:13

You're going to do that to me on my birthday?

0:20:130:20:15

On your birthday with me down in Pembroke.

0:20:150:20:17

-Confidence.

-I'm oozing confidence.

0:20:200:20:22

Bounce all over them, Tigger it - you've become an Eeyore,

0:20:220:20:25

and you've got to be a Tigger.

0:20:250:20:27

I can be a Tigger.

0:20:270:20:29

# Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy Fun, fun, fun!

0:20:290:20:31

# But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only... #

0:20:310:20:35

-Get out!

-Right, I'm going.

0:20:350:20:37

-Out!

-Right, that's it.

0:20:370:20:39

Just try and kick him into shape.

0:20:440:20:45

Hello? Hello there, is this..? Hello? Hello?

0:20:480:20:52

Is this Mr Law?

0:20:520:20:53

Why would I keep him on if he is the worst sales person I've got?

0:20:540:20:57

Erm...

0:20:570:20:59

I do like George.

0:21:000:21:02

I will try one last campaign

0:21:020:21:06

to see if he can turn his game around

0:21:060:21:09

and, if he can't, then he will be going.

0:21:090:21:12

It's lunch time at the call centre,

0:21:160:21:18

but Nev's weight-loss challenge isn't on the menu for everyone.

0:21:180:21:22

-Made this last night.

-What is it?

0:21:220:21:25

-Pasta.

-With?

0:21:250:21:27

Cheese and bacon.

0:21:270:21:29

-Yeah, but it's pasta.

-I had them chocolates this morning.

0:21:310:21:34

-Was it nice? Did it fill you?

-Yeah, the box did.

0:21:340:21:38

-You had the box?

-Yeah!

0:21:380:21:40

But some are taking the competition seriously.

0:21:420:21:45

So what kind of smoothie are you going to...

0:21:450:21:47

I don't know, we're going to try a bit of broccoli,

0:21:470:21:50

a bit of cauliflower, bit of this, bit of that.

0:21:500:21:52

I'm not too sure about this.

0:21:520:21:53

I'm just going to eat juice.

0:21:550:21:57

You're just going to shit yourself to death are you, Nev?

0:21:570:22:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the stuff.

0:22:000:22:01

What the hell are you doing now?

0:22:010:22:03

-We're making jucifiers.

-Juicing.

0:22:030:22:05

-Look at that.

-What is wrong with these people?

0:22:090:22:12

If anybody's bitterly ill tomorrow, it's, erm...

0:22:140:22:17

It's all my fault.

0:22:170:22:19

How about we throw a Big Mac in there and see what happens?

0:22:190:22:22

THEY LAUGH

0:22:220:22:24

It's horrid.

0:22:240:22:26

-Don't tip it out.

-All right.

0:22:260:22:27

I'll finish all this later on.

0:22:270:22:30

In his quest to be crowned weight-loss champion,

0:22:300:22:32

Nev's on a strict diet of liquid lunch, breakfast and dinner.

0:22:320:22:36

See that brown stuff?

0:22:360:22:38

Looks like diarrhoea, probably tastes worse.

0:22:380:22:42

But I'm in this for the long haul,

0:22:420:22:45

we're going to get there.

0:22:450:22:46

This is going to lose me...

0:22:460:22:49

two stone.

0:22:490:22:51

Here we go.

0:22:510:22:52

Also rising to the challenge is Nev's trusty lieutenant Lisa.

0:22:560:23:01

This is all I've got for dinner today, is a tangerine.

0:23:010:23:05

I had a shake for breakfast.

0:23:050:23:07

I made my own shake

0:23:070:23:09

and this is my dinner, that's it.

0:23:090:23:12

That is my dinner.

0:23:120:23:13

It's not that I've got a lot of willpower,

0:23:130:23:16

I'm competitive.

0:23:160:23:17

So I haven't... It's not...

0:23:170:23:19

I don't think it's about that,

0:23:190:23:21

that's why I think when people join clubs

0:23:210:23:23

they do so well because they're competing against someone,

0:23:230:23:26

whereas I don't like to lose.

0:23:260:23:28

Lisa has worked at the call centre for four years

0:23:280:23:30

and has had Nev's support through good times and bad.

0:23:300:23:33

He's so generous to people.

0:23:330:23:36

It's quite heart-touching sometimes.

0:23:360:23:39

I was off work, I was off work for three months

0:23:390:23:43

because I lost one of my children.

0:23:430:23:45

One of my children died, sorry...

0:23:480:23:50

Even though I can cry now, talking about this,

0:23:590:24:03

I don't cry as a normal rule.

0:24:030:24:05

I think there's a time and a place

0:24:050:24:07

and it's not right to come to work and be miserable.

0:24:070:24:11

So I have my work Lisa

0:24:110:24:15

and I have my home Lisa.

0:24:150:24:16

I don't really know

0:24:180:24:20

how I will ever personally repay the company,

0:24:200:24:24

even though Nev would probably go crazy

0:24:240:24:26

if he thought I thought that I owed him something.

0:24:260:24:30

Because he doesn't really operate like that, but I was...

0:24:300:24:33

You know, I was given full pay

0:24:330:24:35

and I didn't have to put any sick papers in.

0:24:350:24:38

So the call centre...

0:24:380:24:41

..helped me to get back on track to me again.

0:24:430:24:47

Back at Nev's fat club it's time for the next weigh-in.

0:24:470:24:51

-I'm exactly the same.

-No, you've lost a pound.

0:24:530:24:56

-Lost a pound.

-Oh, there we are.

-Well done. Happy days.

0:24:560:24:59

OK, who's next? Come on, let's have it!

0:24:590:25:03

-Excelente!

-Yes!

0:25:030:25:05

-There we are.

-Hayley's lost two.

0:25:050:25:08

I lost a pound.

0:25:080:25:09

Excellent.

0:25:090:25:10

Next to hit the scales is Lisa,

0:25:130:25:15

who's been living mostly on tangerines to shed the pounds.

0:25:150:25:19

-Five pounds.

-THEY CHEER

0:25:190:25:22

# Come on, baby, light my fire. #

0:25:220:25:25

Finally it's Nev's turn

0:25:260:25:28

to see if his juice regime is doing the business.

0:25:280:25:31

18 stone 2. So that's seven pounds - half a stone.

0:25:330:25:37

Come on!

0:25:370:25:39

Get in there! You haven't lost half a stone between you lot!

0:25:390:25:43

I won. I lost more than anybody else this week.

0:25:450:25:49

I can't believe he beat me.

0:25:490:25:51

You and Nev have got your own little personal challenge going on as well.

0:25:510:25:54

Goddamn it.

0:25:540:25:56

Lisa's really going for it and I was really going for it,

0:25:560:25:59

but I was the champion, lost seven pound.

0:25:590:26:02

Yeah, I'm pleased. I'm going to do it again next week now.

0:26:020:26:05

Jeff from accounts needs Nev to sign his visa application form

0:26:080:26:11

so he can stay at the call centre.

0:26:110:26:14

I didn't know that erm... He...

0:26:140:26:18

What's it called?

0:26:180:26:20

A pass, is it, to go back home?

0:26:200:26:22

Is it a pass? Boarding pass? No?

0:26:220:26:24

What's it called now? Visa, visa, visa... Is it a visa?

0:26:240:26:27

He needs a visa to go back home now... What is it?

0:26:270:26:32

He needs a visa, or he needs to go back home,

0:26:320:26:35

or he needs to stay here, or something like that.

0:26:350:26:38

And, erm... What do you call it?

0:26:380:26:40

I think he needs Nev...

0:26:400:26:43

to sign something so he doesn't go back home.

0:26:430:26:47

But always keen to keep employees on their toes,

0:26:470:26:49

Nev won't sign unless Jeff can beat him in a running race.

0:26:490:26:53

I consider this to be the bridge I've got to cross

0:26:550:26:59

to get to the promised land, you know what I mean?

0:26:590:27:01

'Bless him, he's someone who keeps himself to himself as well,

0:27:010:27:04

'so for him to do this on Monday with everyone,'

0:27:040:27:06

it'll be quite...

0:27:060:27:07

I'll be like, "Go on, Jeffrey boy!" Not many people know him,

0:27:070:27:10

but I'm going to get everyone shouting "Team Jeff" and that, you know?

0:27:100:27:14

So, everyone will be on Jeff's side, bless him.

0:27:140:27:17

I'm surprised you're even doing it.

0:27:170:27:18

Jeff, you've got nothing to lose, mate.

0:27:180:27:20

Yeah, but, I mean, you know, just not used to the fact that,

0:27:200:27:23

I mean, everyone's watching and stuff, the whole pressure.

0:27:230:27:25

Just embrace it, Jeff.

0:27:250:27:27

With the race just days away,

0:27:340:27:36

Jeff's getting in tiptop condition to try and beat the boss.

0:27:360:27:40

But Nev's discovered a snag in his rival's training plan.

0:27:400:27:44

He's got to try and beat me in a running race

0:27:440:27:47

and, whilst practising, he's split his trousers and ripped them asunder.

0:27:470:27:51

So I've got his coat and he's running to the toilet

0:27:510:27:55

and I'm going to rescue poor old Jeff,

0:27:550:27:57

who's trying his best.

0:27:570:27:59

Jeff? I've got your coat. Jeff?

0:28:060:28:10

He was in here, he just didn't answer. I've got your coat, Jeff.

0:28:120:28:15

Oh, come on, Jeff.

0:28:170:28:18

It was only a little rip, wasn't it?

0:28:210:28:23

No, it was...

0:28:230:28:24

How you doing, Jeff?

0:28:240:28:25

Can I have my coat?

0:28:270:28:28

You haven't been wiping your bum with that hand.

0:28:280:28:31

No, can I have the coat?

0:28:310:28:32

Jeff split his trousers - I won't be a sec, Lee.

0:28:320:28:35

You can come in if you want, Lee, just come in.

0:28:350:28:38

That one's vacant, this one's not. What's that?

0:28:380:28:41

-Needle and cotton?

-Yeah!

-Oh, Jeff. Sorry, Jeff.

0:28:410:28:46

Jeff, what's happened?

0:28:480:28:50

Er, just occupational hazard.

0:28:510:28:55

How bad is it, Jeff?

0:28:550:28:57

It's really bad.

0:28:570:28:59

-Really bad?

-Yeah.

0:28:590:29:00

If you didn't have such a big backside,

0:29:000:29:02

you know, if you were slim like me you'd be all right.

0:29:020:29:05

This is how you know you're likely to lose the running race -

0:29:050:29:09

cos I'm slim and fit.

0:29:090:29:10

Hey, Jeff, you're looking good. Where you going, Jeff?

0:29:180:29:22

Why you walking like John Wayne?

0:29:220:29:24

I'm going back to my desk.

0:29:240:29:25

It's the John Wayne walk, it is? Thanks, James.

0:29:270:29:31

No worries.

0:29:310:29:32

Jeff.

0:29:340:29:35

One careful owner, low mileage,

0:29:370:29:40

try not to rip these cos they're Versace.

0:29:400:29:42

-Oh, OK.

-That's just design, that's fashion.

0:29:430:29:46

I could go home and change and come back.

0:29:460:29:48

-Bugger off.

-Thank you.

-Thanks. Bye, Jeff.

0:29:480:29:50

I think he's a bit embarrassed.

0:29:530:29:54

I don't know about you,

0:29:540:29:56

but I got the impression he was embarrassed.

0:29:560:30:00

It's happened to all of us, you know, we've all done it.

0:30:000:30:03

-'Hello.'

-Hi, there, could I speak to the homeowner, please?

-'Yes.'

0:30:140:30:17

Yeah, it's Simon calling back from Nationwide Energy Services

0:30:170:30:21

in regards to a grant for your cavity-wall insulation.

0:30:210:30:24

'No. I don't want any grants.'

0:30:260:30:28

Jeff isn't the only employee facing a Nev challenge.

0:30:310:30:34

Determined to bolster George's confidence,

0:30:350:30:38

he's taken him off the phones and out into the real world.

0:30:380:30:41

Face to face is different to on the phones, right,

0:30:420:30:47

a lot of eye contact. You know, lot of smile.

0:30:470:30:49

Smile as much as you can, right?

0:30:510:30:52

Yeah, definitely.

0:30:520:30:54

Happy people sell.

0:30:540:30:55

You smile with your eyes, don't you? Smile with your eyes,

0:30:570:31:00

so, really - you know, big eyes, OK?

0:31:000:31:03

-Yeah, definitely.

-You can do it, cos you already know it.

0:31:030:31:06

But you don't know it there -

0:31:060:31:08

you've got to know it in there, George, just get rid of the Eeyore.

0:31:080:31:11

Oh, dear. It's raining again.

0:31:130:31:17

Oh, me.

0:31:170:31:19

We don't want Eeyore selling for us, we want Tiggers.

0:31:190:31:21

-Tiggers, yes.

-Tiggers is what we want.

0:31:210:31:24

Definitely. And I'll be a Tigger by the end of the day.

0:31:240:31:27

Here we go. Turn up the heat. MUSIC PLAYS

0:31:270:31:29

Sing along, George.

0:31:330:31:34

# Left a good job in the city

0:31:360:31:39

# Working for the man every night and day

0:31:390:31:42

# One minute of sleep

0:31:420:31:45

# Big wheel keep on turnin'

0:31:470:31:50

# Proud Mary keep on burnin'

0:31:500:31:53

# Rollin'

0:31:530:31:54

# Rollin'

0:31:540:31:56

# Rollin' on the river... #

0:31:560:31:57

Singing, George? I can't hear you, George!

0:31:580:32:01

I'm always singing!

0:32:010:32:03

# Doop-doop-doop-doop

0:32:040:32:06

# Doop-doop-doop-doop-doop... #

0:32:060:32:09

Get with the doop-doops, George.

0:32:090:32:10

# Doot-doot

0:32:100:32:12

# Doop-doop-doop-doop... #

0:32:120:32:13

This is brilliant.

0:32:130:32:15

Whoo!

0:32:180:32:19

I've never been in a car with a millionaire before.

0:32:190:32:23

Around 75,000 people visit the Pembrokeshire County Show every year

0:32:230:32:27

to buy the finest local produce and livestock.

0:32:270:32:30

Ladies and gentlemen,

0:32:300:32:32

children of all ages,

0:32:320:32:34

put your hands together, scream if you feel like it,

0:32:340:32:36

for the legend of the sheep world...

0:32:360:32:38

Nev's hoping the crowds of potential buyers

0:32:380:32:40

will awaken the sales demon inside George.

0:32:400:32:43

Face to face, George, is just to improve your technique on the phone.

0:32:430:32:47

OK? If you can do it face-to-face

0:32:470:32:48

you will learn about doing it face-to-face

0:32:480:32:51

-and then you just adapt that onto the phones.

-OK, yeah.

0:32:510:32:53

Simple. Simple as a pimple.

0:32:530:32:56

-You know how to sell?

-Yeah, of course I do.

0:32:560:32:58

Right. Don't be a gauger, George - get out there!

0:32:580:33:01

Go and do it, George, come on!

0:33:010:33:03

Sorry, sir, can I interest you in free cavity-wall insulation today?

0:33:100:33:14

-No, thank you.

-Not a problem, sir.

0:33:140:33:16

Can I interest you in free cavity-wall insulation today?

0:33:160:33:18

No, thank you.

0:33:180:33:19

Hello, there. Can I interest you in some insulation today, sir,

0:33:190:33:22

-for your cavity walls?

-No, thank you. Thank you very much anyway.

0:33:220:33:25

Not a problem, sir, thanks for your time.

0:33:250:33:27

I'm trying to look for the right type of people to ask.

0:33:280:33:31

Hello, sir, can I interest you in cavity-wall insulation today, sir?

0:33:310:33:34

No, thank you.

0:33:340:33:35

You just get people...

0:33:350:33:37

I like it when I can't see people, I feel more comfortable.

0:33:370:33:41

I don't like doing this whole face-to-face...

0:33:410:33:45

insulation thing.

0:33:450:33:47

HORN HONKS

0:33:510:33:53

Hiya, you all right?

0:34:040:34:05

Time for a Nev Wilshire masterclass.

0:34:110:34:14

-Have you talked to anybody?

-I've tried...

0:34:140:34:17

I don't find it as easy as you, Nev, to, like, just...

0:34:170:34:20

Just talk to people, all you do is talk to people.

0:34:200:34:23

-Talking on the phone...

-See this young lady now,

0:34:230:34:25

watch this now, right. Young lady, talk to me.

0:34:250:34:28

-I'll sing to you in a minute.

-Come on, I'll talk to you.

0:34:280:34:31

-OK, talk to me. Where you from, then?

-I'm from Tenby.

0:34:310:34:34

Ah, lovely place, you lucky person.

0:34:340:34:36

Give me a pen. A deer with no eyes - "no-eye deer".

0:34:360:34:39

We can save you money

0:34:390:34:40

and then we can get you a cheaper fuel tariff.

0:34:400:34:42

-If it saves me money I'll be interested.

-OK, what's your name?

0:34:420:34:45

Charlotte Martin.

0:34:450:34:47

Charlotte Martin.

0:34:470:34:49

-Yes.

-That's posh, that is, mind, in Tenby. Are you posh?

-Delta Bravo.

0:34:490:34:53

Delta Bravo. Well played. We'll see what we can do.

0:34:530:34:56

-Thank you very much.

-It was lovely to meet you.

-And you. Thank you.

0:34:560:34:59

Right, George, how long was I here?

0:34:590:35:02

-Two seconds.

-Two seconds.

0:35:020:35:04

George, you see the grimace on your face.

0:35:040:35:08

It's not a grimace.

0:35:080:35:09

Yeah, you're just going... like that, instead of...

0:35:090:35:12

Keith's losing his hair.

0:35:140:35:16

Keep the smile on it.

0:35:160:35:17

Yeah, I know, but it comes so easy to you to go up and talk to people.

0:35:170:35:22

'It gets to the stage where you think,'

0:35:220:35:25

"Well, my time is better placed elsewhere."

0:35:250:35:27

Like, you know, as much as I love George and he's been there a while,

0:35:270:35:30

we're a sales organisation

0:35:300:35:31

and if you can't sell, you know, you're in trouble.

0:35:310:35:34

You know, there's got to be some sort of spark there,

0:35:340:35:36

there's got to be a desire, and if anybody's hungry for a job

0:35:360:35:38

and they really want to sell, then, yeah, I'll get it out of them.

0:35:380:35:41

But George's get-up-and-go seems to have got up and went.

0:35:410:35:44

What can I do to kick you up the arse and get you into gear?

0:35:440:35:47

I don't know.

0:35:490:35:50

I have no idea.

0:35:500:35:52

You can take a horse to water,

0:35:520:35:54

you can't make it drink, George.

0:35:540:35:56

'I'm going to see if I can get his head back up,

0:35:560:35:59

'settle him down again

0:35:590:36:00

'and get him into a pattern of selling.'

0:36:000:36:03

I haven't given up yet, erm...

0:36:030:36:06

but I'm pretty close.

0:36:060:36:08

It's just days till the final fat-club weigh-in.

0:36:160:36:19

And desperate to beat Nev,

0:36:220:36:24

Lisa's wasting no opportunity

0:36:240:36:26

to keep the pounds falling off.

0:36:260:36:28

Put them down now,

0:36:280:36:29

do some squats. Now I can type.

0:36:290:36:32

I can type but I can't see.

0:36:320:36:34

Feel the burn in my...

0:36:370:36:39

in my thighs.

0:36:390:36:41

This is good for your arse.

0:36:420:36:44

And I've got a big ass!

0:36:440:36:46

While Lisa goes the extra mile,

0:36:460:36:48

Nev appears to be sticking to his tasty juice regime.

0:36:480:36:52

Look at that.

0:36:520:36:53

In this one, we've got tomatoes,

0:36:550:36:58

celery, lettuce...

0:36:580:37:00

..lemon...and Worcestershire sauce to take the taste away.

0:37:020:37:05

Strategy.

0:37:070:37:08

If you drink it quickly...

0:37:140:37:16

..it still tastes gross.

0:37:200:37:22

It is never going to catch on.

0:37:260:37:27

Urgh.

0:37:300:37:32

That's horrible.

0:37:330:37:34

But Lisa's discovered that even her boss' legendary willpower

0:37:410:37:45

has a breaking point.

0:37:450:37:47

I'm going to print out a picture,

0:37:470:37:49

because I've found Nev cheating.

0:37:490:37:52

And here's the evidence.

0:37:520:37:54

Somebody took a picture of Nev yesterday

0:37:540:37:58

eating a chip sandwich.

0:37:580:38:00

Nev is so competitive,

0:38:000:38:02

I'm really taken aback that he's letting someone beat him,

0:38:020:38:07

cos I am beating Nev at the moment.

0:38:070:38:10

And I don't think he's going to like that,

0:38:100:38:13

he's going to go full pelt on this diet

0:38:130:38:15

because he hates people beating him.

0:38:150:38:17

Didn't want that to happen.

0:38:180:38:21

CHATTERING

0:38:240:38:27

It's been a week since Nev and George's motivational road trip,

0:38:310:38:35

but George's sales have stalled again.

0:38:350:38:38

So, your walls have not been insulated.

0:38:380:38:40

Was there any reason why the walls haven't been insulated?

0:38:400:38:43

-MAN:

-'No.'

0:38:430:38:44

Sorry?

0:38:470:38:48

PHONE DISCONNECTS

0:38:480:38:50

WOMAN: 'Hello?'

0:38:520:38:53

Hello there, is this a Mrs...?

0:38:530:38:55

'No, I'm sorry, this is the wrong number.'

0:38:550:38:58

That's not a problem...

0:38:580:39:00

'No, it's OK, thanks very much. Bye.'

0:39:000:39:02

LINE DISCONNECTS

0:39:020:39:04

'At the moment he's not performing,

0:39:050:39:07

'which in a sales job just ain't going to cut it. With these guys

0:39:070:39:10

'I expect them to be doing six, seven a day.'

0:39:100:39:13

I can't carry him any further or any longer on the sales floor

0:39:130:39:16

cos, erm, a seat that he's taking

0:39:160:39:18

is a seat that somebody else could be in making sales,

0:39:180:39:21

which is going to be a lot more beneficial to the customer, erm...

0:39:210:39:24

to the company.

0:39:240:39:26

Under call-centre guidelines,

0:39:260:39:29

continuously low sales can lead to dismissal.

0:39:290:39:32

The situation is, you know,

0:39:320:39:34

he's not selling anything then, you know,

0:39:340:39:37

or two deals a week worth 40 quid, then, erm...

0:39:370:39:41

there's nowhere to go.

0:39:410:39:43

But Nev's hoping another quiet word will do the trick.

0:39:450:39:48

-Hi, Nev.

-Hi, George.

0:39:500:39:51

-You all right?

-Erm, I'm all right, just about. You all right?

0:39:510:39:55

Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty good, Nev.

0:39:550:39:57

Erm...

0:39:590:40:01

George.

0:40:010:40:03

Your sales during this period have been virtually nonexistent,

0:40:040:40:10

worst in the company by a mile.

0:40:100:40:12

Yeah, I know.

0:40:120:40:14

-OK.

-You've got two weeks to sort yourself out.

0:40:170:40:20

All right, cool.

0:40:200:40:21

If in two weeks you don't make a dent in some sales,

0:40:210:40:24

-then I won't interfere with HR the next time round.

-All right.

0:40:240:40:28

-All right, cos you're then taking the piss out of me.

-All right.

0:40:280:40:31

-All right, go and sort yourself out, George.

-All right. Thanks, Nev.

0:40:330:40:36

OK, still love you.

0:40:360:40:38

Hey, still love you too, man.

0:40:380:40:40

Not in that way. As a friend.

0:40:400:40:42

-All right, thanks, Nev.

-As a boss.

0:40:420:40:45

As a boss, as a good boss.

0:40:450:40:46

I would have shouted at him...

0:40:480:40:50

but I don't think he could have taken it.

0:40:500:40:52

Despite George's flatlining sales figures,

0:40:520:40:55

Nev's doing everything possible to avoid wielding the axe.

0:40:550:40:59

Sometimes you need the kick up the arse,

0:40:590:41:01

but it's a management technique that I hate using.

0:41:010:41:04

I would rather encourage them

0:41:040:41:06

and make sure they're happy and, you know, but...

0:41:060:41:09

George has just been beyond the pale, erm...

0:41:100:41:13

Let's hope he turns it round. Let's see if it works.

0:41:150:41:18

It's the day of Jeff's race with Nev

0:41:260:41:29

to secure his future in the call centre and the country.

0:41:290:41:32

Oh, Team Jeff! Look at this!

0:41:360:41:38

You bunch of no-hopers.

0:41:410:41:44

Nev's refused to sign the work permit

0:41:440:41:46

to allow Jeff to stay in the UK

0:41:460:41:48

unless Jeff can beat him in a running race.

0:41:480:41:51

Just going to go for it, isn't he?

0:41:510:41:54

We're hopeful in this one. Team Jeff.

0:41:540:41:56

THEY CHEER

0:41:560:41:58

It's always nice knowing you have support.

0:42:010:42:04

Stretch.

0:42:060:42:08

Loosen up.

0:42:110:42:13

SHE HUMS "EYE OF THE TIGER"

0:42:130:42:16

To keep his place in the call centre accounts team, and the country,

0:42:250:42:29

Jeff needs to show Nev a clean pair of heels.

0:42:290:42:33

Come on, Jeff, come on, Jeff.

0:42:330:42:35

THEY CHANT: Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey!

0:42:350:42:40

You ready? On your marks, get set, go!

0:42:400:42:42

CHEERING

0:42:420:42:45

I'll say go. On your marks...

0:42:450:42:48

Get set...

0:42:480:42:50

CHEERING

0:42:500:42:53

-Oh, bugger!

-Very easy.

-That was easy.

0:43:010:43:04

Doughnut?

0:43:070:43:09

Anyone's got a pen?

0:43:100:43:12

Well done, Jeff.

0:43:160:43:17

For once, Nev hasn't won. But this time maybe he's not too bothered.

0:43:240:43:29

What?

0:43:290:43:31

-Time for you to sign the dotted lines.

-Jeff...

0:43:310:43:34

..with my blessing,

0:43:360:43:38

have a work permit.

0:43:380:43:40

-Well done, Jeff.

-Thanks.

0:43:430:43:45

I think he's a happy boy.

0:43:510:43:54

He is a lovely lad, isn't he?

0:43:540:43:56

Come on.

0:43:560:43:58

I was obviously going to sign Jeff's work permit anyway, erm,

0:44:030:44:06

what type of bastard do you think I am?

0:44:060:44:08

I'm very, very pleased, you know?

0:44:100:44:12

It shows how much they want me to stick around,

0:44:120:44:14

so that I'm grateful for. Grateful.

0:44:140:44:16

Just for the record, Usain Bolt wears these as well.

0:44:180:44:21

Since Nev's ultimatum,

0:44:290:44:31

George has been pulling out all the stops to raise his game,

0:44:310:44:35

including a new clean-shaven image.

0:44:350:44:37

Hello there, it's George calling from Nationwide Energy Services.

0:44:370:44:41

Erm, I'm...

0:44:410:44:43

I'm not asking you to change anything, or anything like that...

0:44:440:44:47

HE SIGHS

0:44:470:44:49

But even this hasn't been enough to boost his sales figures.

0:44:490:44:53

Was there any reason why you never went ahead with it?

0:44:530:44:57

I'm sorry, sir?

0:44:570:44:59

It could be Mr or Mrs, isn't it?

0:44:590:45:02

Could be a man or a woman.

0:45:020:45:04

Well, I was not... I was not to know that, sir.

0:45:060:45:09

I don't want to get rid of George, I'd feel...

0:45:110:45:14

..awful if I had to get rid of George.

0:45:160:45:18

But he is far and away the worst sales person that we have got.

0:45:190:45:23

Yes, my man!

0:45:250:45:26

-Do me a favour, log out for a second for me.

-Why?

0:45:260:45:29

Nev wants to see you in his office.

0:45:290:45:31

Oh, what have I done this time?

0:45:310:45:33

The big man himself wants to see you.

0:45:330:45:35

The big man wants to see me, does he?

0:45:350:45:37

-I'll see you in a little while.

-Yeah, I'll see you in an hour then.

0:45:370:45:41

Nev's been forced into a tough decision

0:45:420:45:45

about George's future at the call centre.

0:45:450:45:48

-George.

-Hey, Nev.

-How you doing, son? Come on in.

0:45:500:45:53

-I'm all right. Yourself, Nev?

-I'm OK.

0:45:530:45:55

OK.

0:45:550:45:57

Anyway.

0:45:570:45:58

-You've shaved, George, you've shaved.

-I've shaved, Nev.

0:46:000:46:03

Well, that makes you look a lot more human.

0:46:030:46:06

-Oh, thank you.

-OK.

0:46:060:46:08

Heart-to-heart, George, heart-to-heart. OK.

0:46:090:46:13

Erm...

0:46:130:46:15

Honestly, you know, you like it here,

0:46:170:46:19

we all love you, erm...

0:46:190:46:20

but when you sell three fuel switches in a fortnight,

0:46:200:46:24

whatever it was,

0:46:240:46:26

it's £60 that you've earned in a fortnight.

0:46:260:46:30

Yeah, it's not...

0:46:310:46:32

It's not good, "nicht gut" as they would say in Germany, you know?

0:46:320:46:37

-I think we've come to the end of the road.

-OK.

0:46:420:46:45

I really believe that there is a place for everybody on this Earth

0:46:450:46:49

and we need to find your slot,

0:46:490:46:51

and it's an odd-shaped slot

0:46:510:46:53

-but we're going to try and find it.

-All right.

0:46:530:46:56

You know, I'm trying to have a bit of blue-sky thinking here, you know,

0:46:560:47:00

where can I slot you and what can we do?

0:47:000:47:04

I could move you into doing the mail, there is an opening

0:47:040:47:08

for somebody to sort the mail, right?

0:47:080:47:12

-I just need you to do it diligently.

-Yeah.

0:47:120:47:14

I need you to focus and concentrate and do it right.

0:47:140:47:17

All right, we've come a long way, let's not cock it up now.

0:47:170:47:21

-All right, Nev.

-All right? Thanks, George.

0:47:210:47:23

Thanks. Cheers, mate.

0:47:230:47:26

I could be saying goodbye to the place right now,

0:47:330:47:36

which is not what I want to do.

0:47:360:47:38

I do genuinely like the place, I've made a lot of good friends

0:47:380:47:41

but thinking about it, it's something new,

0:47:410:47:44

something I've never done before and it's...

0:47:440:47:46

I'm actually quite excited now,

0:47:460:47:48

now I've had a chance to come outside and get some fresh air,

0:47:480:47:51

I'm quite excited.

0:47:510:47:52

I haven't done this much for anybody before and this is a...

0:47:530:47:56

We're out on a wing and a prayer on this one, erm...

0:47:560:48:00

Let's see if we can find a vocation for him, cos it's not in sales.

0:48:000:48:04

I think I'll declare myself the head of the postal department

0:48:040:48:10

and I mean department - it's just me, so...

0:48:100:48:15

Yeah, I'm like the head of the postal department.

0:48:150:48:19

It's the day of reckoning for Nev and Lisa's weight-loss showdown

0:48:270:48:30

and the trash-talking has begun.

0:48:300:48:32

She might be competitive

0:48:320:48:33

but she's not in my league, really, is she, let's be fair.

0:48:330:48:37

You know, she's a novice when it comes to competing.

0:48:370:48:40

I've just got to beat Nev, I don't care about anybody else now,

0:48:410:48:44

cos Nev always wins everything and it pisses me right off.

0:48:440:48:47

You going down!

0:48:480:48:49

I'm not going down, you're going down.

0:48:490:48:53

Look at this, it's gone.

0:48:530:48:55

Men seem to lose weight quicker than women as well, and I know this,

0:48:560:49:00

so it's really difficult to be in competition with a bloke.

0:49:000:49:03

Look at him.

0:49:030:49:05

No, I'm not even turning round.

0:49:050:49:08

No, thank you.

0:49:110:49:13

Look at these.

0:49:130:49:15

Look at these!

0:49:150:49:17

No.

0:49:170:49:18

Oh, yeah, these are nice, look at that!

0:49:180:49:20

I'm going to leave these there for you and just see what happens.

0:49:200:49:23

No problem, I could look at them all day.

0:49:230:49:26

Bastard!

0:49:260:49:28

He is looking really lean, isn't he?

0:49:280:49:30

I don't care, I'll give it my best shot.

0:49:300:49:32

In order to make weight this last five days,

0:49:350:49:37

I have just about starved myself.

0:49:370:49:39

I've been having these juices all the time. I haven't drunk any juice today

0:49:390:49:43

cos I've been trying to starve myself even of juice today

0:49:430:49:46

just to make sure I have every chance of winning.

0:49:460:49:49

Right now, erm, I could eat whale and chips.

0:49:490:49:53

Are you ready for a Fat Bastards weigh-in?

0:49:570:49:59

Nev's rallying the troops for the final showdown.

0:49:590:50:02

Upstairs now. Now, now, now.

0:50:020:50:04

I got... I need fat bastards.

0:50:040:50:06

But not everyone's keen to stand up and be counted.

0:50:060:50:09

Hayley, now.

0:50:090:50:11

-Now.

-Not weighing, thanks.

0:50:120:50:14

-Now.

-I'm not weighing, I'm not weighing, Nev!

0:50:140:50:16

Just watch the floor, will you?

0:50:180:50:20

-I'm starving.

-Be careful. Are you starving?

-Yeah, and Kayleigh is.

0:50:200:50:23

Ah, never mind, see.

0:50:230:50:25

I'd have shaved if I'd have thought, there must be half a pound to shave.

0:50:250:50:29

After weeks of gruelling discipline, and the odd chip butty,

0:50:290:50:32

it's time to see who is the call centre's biggest loser.

0:50:320:50:36

I can't even fit in here, that's why I need to lose weight.

0:50:380:50:41

OK.

0:50:410:50:42

-Here we go.

-Don't be shouting out now, Nev.

0:50:430:50:46

So, since your last weigh-in, you've lost four pounds.

0:50:470:50:51

So that's five in total.

0:50:510:50:52

Nev's quest to inspire his workforce into weight-loss

0:50:520:50:56

seems to be working.

0:50:560:50:58

Here it goes.

0:50:580:50:59

Everybody's holding their breath.

0:50:590:51:01

You've lost five pounds.

0:51:010:51:03

THEY CHEER

0:51:030:51:05

But not everyone's going in the right direction.

0:51:050:51:08

-HE INHALES SHARPLY

-I know.

0:51:080:51:11

Since the first weigh-in, she's put on half a stone.

0:51:110:51:14

You've put on half a stone since the first weigh-in.

0:51:140:51:17

Finally, the favourites step forward.

0:51:170:51:19

Come on, Lise.

0:51:220:51:24

I'm not weighing till you leave the room.

0:51:240:51:26

-I'm not leaving the room.

-Yeah, I'm...

0:51:260:51:28

I need to see fair play.

0:51:280:51:29

No, there'll be fair play. I'm not cheating.

0:51:290:51:31

There'll be fair play.

0:51:310:51:33

Don't let him see it.

0:51:330:51:35

CHUCKLING

0:51:350:51:37

No, you can't, no!

0:51:390:51:41

-Come on.

-I need to see fair play.

0:51:410:51:43

You've lost 11 pounds.

0:51:430:51:45

THEY CHEER

0:51:450:51:47

Come on, Nev! Come on, Nev!

0:51:470:51:51

Now it's Nev's turn.

0:51:510:51:52

Hang on. Hang on.

0:51:530:51:55

And he's taking no chances.

0:51:550:51:57

Shoes...

0:51:570:51:59

socks...

0:51:590:52:01

shirt.

0:52:020:52:04

Let's go.

0:52:040:52:06

11 pound?!

0:52:060:52:08

I didn't have 11 pound to lose, did I?

0:52:080:52:10

Right, come on!

0:52:120:52:14

You've lost 13 pound.

0:52:270:52:29

Yes!

0:52:290:52:31

No! No! Cheat, it's a fix.

0:52:310:52:36

Well done, Nev.

0:52:360:52:38

Yes!

0:52:380:52:39

Nev's juice regime has shed 13 pounds,

0:52:410:52:44

earning him the call centre weight-loss crown.

0:52:440:52:48

Thank you all very much.

0:52:480:52:50

You all did very well - well, apart from Pippa.

0:52:500:52:52

Everybody did really well.

0:52:520:52:54

Excellent, excellent laugh.

0:52:560:52:58

Now I'm going to go and get fat.

0:52:580:53:00

THEY LAUGH

0:53:000:53:02

As expected, it was a walk in the park and, erm,

0:53:020:53:05

I stuffed Lisa out of sight - out of sight!

0:53:050:53:09

-You didn't.

-Didn't I?

-No.

0:53:090:53:11

All right then. She did very well.

0:53:110:53:14

You can't all win all the time.

0:53:140:53:15

-But you can try your best.

-But you can try your best.

0:53:150:53:18

But before the scales go back in the cupboard,

0:53:180:53:20

Nev's arranged one final weigh-in especially for Hayley.

0:53:200:53:24

Take the jumper off as well.

0:53:250:53:27

No, I can't - it's all-in-one!

0:53:270:53:28

I can't get my pecs out like you, Nev.

0:53:280:53:31

THEY LAUGH

0:53:310:53:33

Don't look at it then. You don't need to look.

0:53:330:53:36

Hayley, try not to break the scales.

0:53:360:53:38

-Blooming hell.

-Too fat for it, it's not working.

0:53:430:53:46

Oh, no, there's seriously something wrong with that.

0:53:460:53:49

Girls, there is. No, there is. Honestly now.

0:53:490:53:51

It's only, you've only put on three.

0:53:510:53:53

You've put on three pounds?!

0:53:530:53:56

-CRYING:

-No, there's something wrong with that.

0:54:000:54:02

-There is something wrong with it.

-Hayley.

0:54:050:54:07

-Don't get upset now.

-Hayley.

0:54:070:54:08

No, cos that means I've put on five pounds since last week in my house.

0:54:080:54:12

No, look, Hayley, I adjusted the scales.

0:54:120:54:14

-Did you?

-Yeah.

-Did you? Did you?!

0:54:140:54:17

THEY LAUGH

0:54:170:54:19

Did you really? Did you?!

0:54:190:54:22

What is it then?

0:54:230:54:25

-Exactly the same as you was before.

-Exactly the same as you were before.

0:54:250:54:29

HAYLEY GASPS

0:54:290:54:31

Are you serious?

0:54:310:54:32

-Yeah.

-Yeah, yeah.

0:54:320:54:34

Well done, Hayl, good girl.

0:54:340:54:36

-You bastard. Bastard!

-Argh!

0:54:360:54:40

Can I have a cup of tea now?

0:54:400:54:41

-Yeah.

-Thanks.

0:54:410:54:43

She must have forgiven me!

0:54:430:54:45

HE CHUCKLES

0:54:450:54:47

What a wanker of a boss, eh?

0:54:490:54:51

THEY LAUGH

0:54:510:54:53

See, one of the things about doing this job, I don't mind it,

0:55:060:55:09

it's good, but it's just the paper cuts at the end of it.

0:55:090:55:11

I'm wondering if I'd get danger money for that.

0:55:110:55:14

Let's see...

0:55:150:55:17

Come on, you bastard.

0:55:190:55:21

Steven, I've only put two sugars in here cos you're dieting now,

0:55:220:55:25

all right? Get used to it.

0:55:250:55:27

I don't know. I just want an Indian or something,

0:55:330:55:37

I just want a chicken bhuna.

0:55:370:55:39

-Hello, George.

-Hello, Nev.

0:55:440:55:47

-Are you getting into it?

-Yeah.

0:55:470:55:48

-All right, Jeff, how are you today?

-Very well.

0:55:500:55:52

Are you all right? Yeah, good.

0:55:520:55:55

I'm not sure what God will think of Nev, really,

0:55:560:55:59

but I'll say even the Bible says

0:55:590:56:01

a man is judged based on the content of their heart.

0:56:010:56:04

-Right. Now, get out!

-Oh, he shouted at me again.

0:56:040:56:07

HE LAUGHS

0:56:070:56:09

I think Nev's got a big heart

0:56:090:56:11

and I'm grateful for everything he's done for me.

0:56:110:56:13

-Ta-ra, George!

-See you later.

0:56:130:56:15

-Bye, love you. Bye!

-Love you too.

0:56:150:56:18

Call-centre enforcer Thorpy wants to have his cake and eat it...

0:56:220:56:26

-We have to share the cake.

-It's not, it's for my...

0:56:260:56:29

it's MY cake.

0:56:290:56:30

..Sales Agent Jody reveals her childhood dream...

0:56:300:56:34

I always thought that I was going to teach Welsh people

0:56:340:56:37

how to paint pictures of Jesus.

0:56:370:56:40

..and after being led a merry dance after his season tickets go missing,

0:56:400:56:44

Nev puts the boot in.

0:56:440:56:47

THEY LAUGH

0:56:470:56:49

A little bit of butt stocks always good for sales.

0:56:500:56:53

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