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Just a call in relation to lowering the cost of your energy bills | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
by finding the right tariff for you. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
-Are you the bill payer? -'I certainly am.' | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
Nev Wilshire is CEO of Swansea's third largest call centre. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:15 | |
Get out! Get out! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
What sums up my management style? Some say I'm barking orders, | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
some say I'm barking mad. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Woof! Oh, sorry. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
But there's life in the old dog yet. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
'Not again. Not again.' | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
It's an industry that now employs over a million people in the UK | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
with an average age of just 26. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
'Oh, piss off.' | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
Call centres are the factories of our time. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
Get these deals, make these calls - that's what I'm talking about. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Think I just dialled your missus by mistake. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
But times have been tough. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
A few years ago, the Queen had an annus horribilis, a horrible year. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
We've had an annus anus. It's been tough. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
-Go on. -Don't yawn! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
More than ever, Nev's relied on his unique approach | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
to motivating his young workforce. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Oh, Jonny! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
Now he's fighting back. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
See? That's what you've got to beat! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
And we're making money again now. Yeah? Go to it, then. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
With his loyal troops right behind him. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Our main challenge in HR is, erm... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Hey, Geoff, you're looking good. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
I was going to say Nev then. (Don't say that.) | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
Morale is on the up... | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
..for this Swansea call centre. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Where victory is only a cold call away. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Are you not entertained? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
What's it like to be in charge of 600 people? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
It's an endurance. Sometimes it's a marathon. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Sometimes you have to sprint to keep up. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
But I love it, absolutely love it. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Welcome to Nev's world. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Hello there. It's George calling from the Billscutter team | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
at Nationwide Energy Services. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
MUMBLING ON PHONE | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Sir, I have no idea what you just said there. What? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
It's Monday morning at the call centre, | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
and CEO Nev Wilshire is taking care of some very important business. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:34 | |
Anybody want a tea? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
She'll kill me if she sees me doing this. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
Thank you, Nev. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
Can't do enough for good staff. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Being a hands-on boss, | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Nev isn't just interested in what his staff are drinking. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
The call centre diet is also a hot potato. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
'Hello?' | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-Hello, is that Mrs McCarthy? -'Yes.' | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Hi there, my name's Leah. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
When you sit on your arse all day in this place and you munch away | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
and you get given sweets by me, then you put on weight. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
You just get bored when you sit down all day on the phones. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Probably be ten stone heavier now if I was still on the phones. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
A lot of people put on weight when they join a call centre, | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
everyone will tell you that. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
The sales agent's snack of choice is a Swansea favourite, | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
the deep-fried rissole. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
Two rissoles, normal ones, | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
and a cheese one, please. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Nutritional qualities of a good... Kyle? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
What's nutritional about a rissole? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
-BLEEP -all. -Nice, though. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
It's like a little bit of heaven in a ginger ball shape. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
But Nev's concerned that expanding waistlines | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
might lead to decreasing profits. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
It's very important to be healthy. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
If you're fit and healthy, your mind is working better. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
You're better at your job. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
If you're overweight and feeling lethargic, it's not so good. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
So not everybody can be young and fit like me, but they can try. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:14 | |
He's called a staff meeting to announce a new initiative. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
I've got a lot of people that have... | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
A lot of people that may have put on a few pounds lately | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
and need to lose it. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Anybody fancy, you know, putting their hand up | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
and saying, "Yeah, yeah, I'll come along to your Weight Watchers, Nev?" | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
Anybody? Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Any fat bastards round here? Come on! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
-All right. -I'm a fat bastard. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Yep! OK. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
So, tomorrow at this time, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
in the canteen upstairs. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Why are they meeting in the canteen? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
So, weight-loss clinic sponsored by Ginsters, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
and off we go. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
All right? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
We don't know whether we can call it a clinic, | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
cos we're not technically a clinic, | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
so that possibly isn't politically correct. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
So we'll have to come up with another name, | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
possibly something that is politically correct. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
And I was thinking more in line of Fat Bastards Club. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
I'll be joining Fat Bastards Club, yes. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
What? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Oi! Fat bastards, down here. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
I'm walking in the Fat Club with a box of sweets. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
-Oh, jelly beans! -Sorry about that. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
That way, Hayley. What are you doing here? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Nothing of her. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Marketing. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Don't say my name. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Tamara, you all right? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Well done, Sid, good effort. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Phil, come on. I bet you're heavier than me. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
I bet you I'm not. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Look at this, look at this. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
Fat Bastards Club will involve weekly weigh-ins | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
leading up to a grand finale. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Whoever losses most will be call centre weight-loss champion. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
-Shall I get on the scales first? -Yeah. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Get my wallet out first. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Yeah, before you all joke, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
you know we really don't want to be weighing my wallet. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
OK, when you're ready. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
One at a time, please. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
18st, 9. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
LAUGHING AND JEERING | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Muscle weighs more than fat, anyway. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Ouch. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
MOCK WHIMPERING | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-Hayley, on here. -I don't want anyone else seeing it, though. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Well, they're going to see it. Everyone's got to see it. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
-Get on. -Everyone's going to know. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
I'm going to lose weight anyway, so I don't care. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-Get off. -That's fine. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
It's not, I used to be 9st-odd. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
The hefties, come on. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
Oh-ho-ho! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
21st, 6. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
We have a winner! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Yeah! It makes me feel so much better. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Last, and most reluctant to get on the scales, | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
is 44-year-old customer service manager Lisa, | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
who Nev's hoping will be a leading light in his health drive. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
Lisa is the general, | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
the sergeant major for drumming up the troops. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
She's got drive and determination. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
She's also got a lot of weight | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
to put behind the thrust of this weight-loss club. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
He probably thinks... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
apart from thinking I am a fat bastard, | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
I think he probably thinks that I'll motivate them, | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
and myself then. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
-Right, get on there, Lise. -I can't get on there. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
-Get on there, Lise. -No, I'm not getting on there. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-LAUGHTER -I'm not getting on there. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
OK, bugger off back to work, thank you very much. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Out! Oh, give us some sweets, quick. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-Does anyone want sweets? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
-No! -Amazing willpower. -Nev, no, you've had enough! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Just one, man! Just one. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Might as well, today's the last day. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
No, he's just had his last one. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
I'm going to give them to all my other rivalries. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
-Look at that. -Stop it! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
Once everyone has left the room, | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Lisa plucks up the courage to step on the scales. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
It's got to be done. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
BLEEP! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
Oh, mine was horrific, I knew what was coming anyway. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Even my boobs weigh a stone each, so... | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
I'm not as bad as... Not as bad as I thought! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Fat Bastards Club, | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
I don't care how you lose the weight or whatever you do, | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
if you're serious about it, | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
we're going to weigh you once a week | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
as a club of people that are just going to motivate each other | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
to lose weight. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
And that's what it's about. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
It's doing it together instead of on your own and motivating each other. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
Keeping a very close eye on his employees' welfare | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
is integral to Nev's unique style of man management. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Texting on his phone, I came around and he's texting on his phone, | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
listening to music. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
-I'm on my lunch. -Oh, all right, then. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Well done, James. James is on lunch, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
he's allowed a lunch. They get lunch in prison as well, so that's allowed. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Jeffrey, you all right? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
How was church this weekend? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Jeffrey is a born-again Christian. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
He's come over from Nigeria to evangelise us. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Isn't that right? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
-Partially right. -Partially correct. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
He's a proper qualified accountant, this man. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Who did you work for? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
-Deloitte. -He worked for Deloitte in Nigeria. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
-It was Nigeria, wasn't it? -Yeah. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
OK. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
But, you know, when he was on his uppers, | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
down in the dumps, | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
I picked him up and gave him a new job, yeah? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
-Put a new song in your mouth. -Very correct. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
That's a quote from Psalms, that is. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Yeah, you knew that, didn't you? Yeah, OK. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Isn't he a nice guy? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
-Good. Keep up the good work, Jeff. -Thank you. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
Jeff has worked in accounts for the last year and a half. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
He originally applied for a job on the phones | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
to help support his accountancy studies, | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
but Nev saw greater potential. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
At the orientation programme, I met Nev | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
and I was wondering, "Oh, my goodness, | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
"what have I got myself into?" Cos having to sing and all that stuff, | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
it's not something I'm used to, | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
but he was asking, more or less, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
"What do you do? Where are you from? What's your background?" and stuff. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
I could say I sold myself to him, though, | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
by saying, "Oh, these are my qualifications," and all that stuff | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
and he said, "I don't think you deserve to be in the call centre. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
"You better come join the accounts team," and that's my story. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
It's something I regard as a miracle, | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
so I thank God for that, yeah. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Since being talent-spotted by Nev, | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Jeff's become a popular member of the call-centre family. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Jeffrey is a lovely, lovely sweetheart. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
He calls me Princess Hayley. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
He's like, "Princess Hayley, can I have some sweets?" | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
He's so polite, he's so polite. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Hey, Jeff. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
-Princess Hayley, how you doing? -Hello! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
Big Jeff. Big Jeff. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Did I tell you I'm going to the dentist? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Today? Why? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:36 | |
-For your tooth? -Yeah, the sweets. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Guess what time his appointment is as well. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
-What time? -CHUCKLING: 2.30. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
I don't get it. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
-LAUGHTER -I don't get it. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
2.30? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
-Tooth-hurty? -Oh! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
That's good, that is. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
That's brilliant, that is. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
That is. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
2.30 dentist appointment. | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
But Jeff's days in Swansea could be numbered. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
His UK work permit is about to run out | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
so he needs Nev to perform another miracle. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
-Jeffrey, you all right? -Yeah, hi, Nev. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Hi, Jeff. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Um... | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Yeah, my work permit is due to expire in two months and ideally... | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
In two months? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
Yeah, so, since I've got a job now... | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
-Yeah? -..you're supposed to sign off for me to reapply. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
So if I don't sign... | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Er... | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
..do you get kicked out of the country? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
No, not kicked out, I'll move back home. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
CHUCKLING: You'll get kicked out of the county! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Yeah, I'll move back home, yeah. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Ah, Jeff, let me have a look at this, let me have a look. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
It's a dilemma, Jeff, it's a dilemma. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
Erm... | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
I mean, you're a good worker, you're a nice guy and all that, but, erm... | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
..right now your arse is hanging out of a window. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
And obviously... I've got to take advantage. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
-I tell you what. -OK. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
-I'll do you a deal. -OK. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
If you can beat me in a running race | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
I'll sign your form. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
OK. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
-Is that OK? -That's all right. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Erm, "Jeff's challenge." | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
OK, you're in the diary. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
I just hope you, erm... | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
..limber up, loosen up, do all the stretches necessary. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
This is your career now. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Go on, get out, out, get out! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Good guy, really lovely guy. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Adds a lot to the accountancy team. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
Adds a bit of energy into the accountancy team | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
and, boy, do they need it. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
But, erm, Jeff does it with a smile on his face. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
He's a genuinely happy guy | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
and I like happy people. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
-Hello, guys. -How did it go? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
JEFF SIGHS | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
There's going to be a challenge. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
-A challenge? -Yeah. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
Oh, boy, this is... Oh... | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
He's going to make this difficult for you, isn't he? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
-I know, I know. -Do you reckon he'll sign it? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
If he doesn't, I've got to go home. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
-Probably a good thing. -Very funny. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Very funny. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
We contacted you some time back | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
about you having a cavity-wall insulation. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Another staff member needing divine assistance | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
is cold-caller George Vorkas. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
CALLER HANGS UP | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
31-year-old George has been drawing blanks on the sales board | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
since he recently joined a new campaign. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Er, yeah, of course - | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
it's George calling from Nationwide Energy Services. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Have you ever enquired about insulation before, sir, or...? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
'Yeah, I've got it all, thanks.' | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
'Yeah, I've done enough. It's OK, thanks very much.' | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
-But we can do your walls as... -MAN HANGS UP | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
My sales figures are not... | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
not what they used to be, unfortunately. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Think I had about three last week | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
and they are meant to be about 20 a week, something like that. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Although a couple of weeks ago I did have 13. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
It's still not good. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
George has been singularly unsuccessful in work. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
He is probably the worst we've got at the moment. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
We contacted you some time back | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
regarding your cavity-wall insulation. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
'Right.' | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
Was there any reason why that was not done? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
'Erm, a call back where, sorry?' | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
-Sorry? -WOMAN HANGS UP | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
I don't know what she said. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
There is a salesman in him. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
He really can do the job. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
The problem is that he negs himself out a lot. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
If it doesn't go his way, he struggles to get it going, | 0:16:12 | 0:16:17 | |
shall we say. So I think a little bit of momentum, | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
a little bit of confidence, maybe... | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
..and we can get something going for him, | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
but at the moment, there's just nothing there. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
George's manager Dwayne is running out of patience | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
with his underperforming underling. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
You've got to remember, | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
sales is all about personalising a call, isn't it? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Yeah, definitely. I've tried that. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
I've tried personalising it, but... | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
You can never just read something off a screen. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
I know, I'm not reading it off the screen. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
People don't buy from robots, man. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
I'm not a robot, dude! | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
Nev, with his instinctive support for the underdog, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
has tried to give George a helping hand wherever possible. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
George hasn't any real family. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
He ended up in Swansea as a result of being on a... | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
..a train, and he didn't even know where he was going. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
A very kind family took him in and looked after him. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
My adopted family, you know, they're, erm... | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
They're a family that kind of just took me under their wing, really. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
I didn't have anyone | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
and they sorted me out, really helped me get my life back on track. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Hitting the alcohol quite hard then, so I weren't... | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
I weren't quite sure. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
I didn't even know if I'd put my shoes on in the morning, | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
to be honest. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
Was there any reason why you wouldn't like to go ahead with it? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
Or just hang up instead. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
People in the call centre are like an extended family to me. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:49 | |
If I ever left this place, I would feel gutted. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Possibly heartbroken. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
You know, George is pretty much a loner and he needs help. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:02 | |
We'll see what we can do. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
But as a businessman, | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
Nev can't allow George's dismal sales to continue. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
Right here, right now, I'll try and get his head up | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
and get him going. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
To try and break the losing streak, | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Nev listens in to George's sales patter. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
That's fantastic. Before I let you go, | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
was there any further questions that you'd like to ask me? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
Anything I could help you out on? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
Qualify the number. "Can I just check your number?" | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Can I just check your number, please, before we go any... | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
-Er, before I let you go, sorry? -And he's not impressed. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
..1362? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Fantastic, fantastic. OK, thank you very much... | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
Thank you very much and have a nice day today, OK? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
-Right, come with me. -OK. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Right, can you just sit by there a sec. Right, George. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Are you all right, Dwayne? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
Yes, very good, Nev, you OK? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
Yep, not so bad. George. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
-Upbeat people sell. -Yeah, I know that. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Come on. You've got to get your head up. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
You know you've done this a bit too much - undulation. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
Five appointments since coming on. That's what you've booked in. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
How long have you been on the campaign? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
-Erm, a week tomorrow. -You will never sell like that. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
-Like what? -That, down. -Down, slouched? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
An other thing - there is no emotion without motion. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
-Yeah, I know, of course not. -You know what I mean? -Yeah. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Yesterday you sold absolutely zilch, | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
three fifths of sod-all yesterday. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Try the standing-up technique. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
BRIGHTLY: Hello, Mrs Jones, how are you today? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Smile as you dial, basics. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Tomorrow is George's birthday and Nev has a surprise treat. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:55 | |
Tomorrow you're down with me in Pembroke, | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
the Pembrokeshire County Show is on | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
and you're with me eyeball-to-eyeball with people, | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
learn to stand up straight, learn to stick your chest out | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
and learn to say, "Good morning. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
"How are you today? | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
"Sorry to bother you, two seconds." | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
You're going to do that to me on my birthday? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
On your birthday with me down in Pembroke. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
-Confidence. -I'm oozing confidence. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Bounce all over them, Tigger it - you've become an Eeyore, | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
and you've got to be a Tigger. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
I can be a Tigger. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
# Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy Fun, fun, fun! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
# But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only... # | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
-Get out! -Right, I'm going. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
-Out! -Right, that's it. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
Just try and kick him into shape. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
Hello? Hello there, is this..? Hello? Hello? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
Is this Mr Law? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
Why would I keep him on if he is the worst sales person I've got? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Erm... | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
I do like George. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
I will try one last campaign | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
to see if he can turn his game around | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
and, if he can't, then he will be going. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
It's lunch time at the call centre, | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
but Nev's weight-loss challenge isn't on the menu for everyone. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
-Made this last night. -What is it? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
-Pasta. -With? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Cheese and bacon. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
-Yeah, but it's pasta. -I had them chocolates this morning. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
-Was it nice? Did it fill you? -Yeah, the box did. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
-You had the box? -Yeah! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
But some are taking the competition seriously. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
So what kind of smoothie are you going to... | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
I don't know, we're going to try a bit of broccoli, | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
a bit of cauliflower, bit of this, bit of that. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
I'm not too sure about this. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
I'm just going to eat juice. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
You're just going to shit yourself to death are you, Nev? | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the stuff. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
What the hell are you doing now? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
-We're making jucifiers. -Juicing. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
-Look at that. -What is wrong with these people? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
If anybody's bitterly ill tomorrow, it's, erm... | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
It's all my fault. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
How about we throw a Big Mac in there and see what happens? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
It's horrid. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
-Don't tip it out. -All right. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
I'll finish all this later on. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
In his quest to be crowned weight-loss champion, | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Nev's on a strict diet of liquid lunch, breakfast and dinner. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
See that brown stuff? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Looks like diarrhoea, probably tastes worse. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
But I'm in this for the long haul, | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
we're going to get there. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
This is going to lose me... | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
two stone. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Here we go. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:52 | |
Also rising to the challenge is Nev's trusty lieutenant Lisa. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:01 | |
This is all I've got for dinner today, is a tangerine. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
I had a shake for breakfast. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
I made my own shake | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
and this is my dinner, that's it. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
That is my dinner. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:13 | |
It's not that I've got a lot of willpower, | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
I'm competitive. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
So I haven't... It's not... | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
I don't think it's about that, | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
that's why I think when people join clubs | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
they do so well because they're competing against someone, | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
whereas I don't like to lose. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Lisa has worked at the call centre for four years | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
and has had Nev's support through good times and bad. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
He's so generous to people. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
It's quite heart-touching sometimes. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
I was off work, I was off work for three months | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
because I lost one of my children. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
One of my children died, sorry... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Even though I can cry now, talking about this, | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
I don't cry as a normal rule. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
I think there's a time and a place | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
and it's not right to come to work and be miserable. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
So I have my work Lisa | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
and I have my home Lisa. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
I don't really know | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
how I will ever personally repay the company, | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
even though Nev would probably go crazy | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
if he thought I thought that I owed him something. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
Because he doesn't really operate like that, but I was... | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
You know, I was given full pay | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
and I didn't have to put any sick papers in. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
So the call centre... | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
..helped me to get back on track to me again. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
Back at Nev's fat club it's time for the next weigh-in. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
-I'm exactly the same. -No, you've lost a pound. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
-Lost a pound. -Oh, there we are. -Well done. Happy days. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
OK, who's next? Come on, let's have it! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
-Excelente! -Yes! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
-There we are. -Hayley's lost two. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
I lost a pound. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
Excellent. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:10 | |
Next to hit the scales is Lisa, | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
who's been living mostly on tangerines to shed the pounds. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
-Five pounds. -THEY CHEER | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
# Come on, baby, light my fire. # | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
Finally it's Nev's turn | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
to see if his juice regime is doing the business. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
18 stone 2. So that's seven pounds - half a stone. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
Come on! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Get in there! You haven't lost half a stone between you lot! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
I won. I lost more than anybody else this week. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
I can't believe he beat me. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
You and Nev have got your own little personal challenge going on as well. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
Goddamn it. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Lisa's really going for it and I was really going for it, | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
but I was the champion, lost seven pound. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Yeah, I'm pleased. I'm going to do it again next week now. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Jeff from accounts needs Nev to sign his visa application form | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
so he can stay at the call centre. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
I didn't know that erm... He... | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
What's it called? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
A pass, is it, to go back home? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Is it a pass? Boarding pass? No? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
What's it called now? Visa, visa, visa... Is it a visa? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
He needs a visa to go back home now... What is it? | 0:26:27 | 0:26:32 | |
He needs a visa, or he needs to go back home, | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
or he needs to stay here, or something like that. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
And, erm... What do you call it? | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
I think he needs Nev... | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
to sign something so he doesn't go back home. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:47 | |
But always keen to keep employees on their toes, | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Nev won't sign unless Jeff can beat him in a running race. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
I consider this to be the bridge I've got to cross | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
to get to the promised land, you know what I mean? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
'Bless him, he's someone who keeps himself to himself as well, | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
'so for him to do this on Monday with everyone,' | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
it'll be quite... | 0:27:06 | 0:27:07 | |
I'll be like, "Go on, Jeffrey boy!" Not many people know him, | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
but I'm going to get everyone shouting "Team Jeff" and that, you know? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
So, everyone will be on Jeff's side, bless him. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
I'm surprised you're even doing it. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:18 | |
Jeff, you've got nothing to lose, mate. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Yeah, but, I mean, you know, just not used to the fact that, | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
I mean, everyone's watching and stuff, the whole pressure. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
Just embrace it, Jeff. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
With the race just days away, | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
Jeff's getting in tiptop condition to try and beat the boss. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
But Nev's discovered a snag in his rival's training plan. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:44 | |
He's got to try and beat me in a running race | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
and, whilst practising, he's split his trousers and ripped them asunder. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
So I've got his coat and he's running to the toilet | 0:27:51 | 0:27:55 | |
and I'm going to rescue poor old Jeff, | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
who's trying his best. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
Jeff? I've got your coat. Jeff? | 0:28:06 | 0:28:10 | |
He was in here, he just didn't answer. I've got your coat, Jeff. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
Oh, come on, Jeff. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:18 | |
It was only a little rip, wasn't it? | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
No, it was... | 0:28:23 | 0:28:24 | |
How you doing, Jeff? | 0:28:24 | 0:28:25 | |
Can I have my coat? | 0:28:27 | 0:28:28 | |
You haven't been wiping your bum with that hand. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
No, can I have the coat? | 0:28:31 | 0:28:32 | |
Jeff split his trousers - I won't be a sec, Lee. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
You can come in if you want, Lee, just come in. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
That one's vacant, this one's not. What's that? | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
-Needle and cotton? -Yeah! -Oh, Jeff. Sorry, Jeff. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:46 | |
Jeff, what's happened? | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
Er, just occupational hazard. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:55 | |
How bad is it, Jeff? | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
It's really bad. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
-Really bad? -Yeah. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:00 | |
If you didn't have such a big backside, | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
you know, if you were slim like me you'd be all right. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
This is how you know you're likely to lose the running race - | 0:29:05 | 0:29:09 | |
cos I'm slim and fit. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:10 | |
Hey, Jeff, you're looking good. Where you going, Jeff? | 0:29:18 | 0:29:22 | |
Why you walking like John Wayne? | 0:29:22 | 0:29:24 | |
I'm going back to my desk. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:25 | |
It's the John Wayne walk, it is? Thanks, James. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:31 | |
No worries. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:32 | |
Jeff. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:35 | |
One careful owner, low mileage, | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
try not to rip these cos they're Versace. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
-Oh, OK. -That's just design, that's fashion. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:46 | |
I could go home and change and come back. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
-Bugger off. -Thank you. -Thanks. Bye, Jeff. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
I think he's a bit embarrassed. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:54 | |
I don't know about you, | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
but I got the impression he was embarrassed. | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
It's happened to all of us, you know, we've all done it. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
-'Hello.' -Hi, there, could I speak to the homeowner, please? -'Yes.' | 0:30:14 | 0:30:17 | |
Yeah, it's Simon calling back from Nationwide Energy Services | 0:30:17 | 0:30:21 | |
in regards to a grant for your cavity-wall insulation. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
'No. I don't want any grants.' | 0:30:26 | 0:30:28 | |
Jeff isn't the only employee facing a Nev challenge. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:34 | |
Determined to bolster George's confidence, | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
he's taken him off the phones and out into the real world. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
Face to face is different to on the phones, right, | 0:30:42 | 0:30:47 | |
a lot of eye contact. You know, lot of smile. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
Smile as much as you can, right? | 0:30:51 | 0:30:52 | |
Yeah, definitely. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
Happy people sell. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:55 | |
You smile with your eyes, don't you? Smile with your eyes, | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
so, really - you know, big eyes, OK? | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
-Yeah, definitely. -You can do it, cos you already know it. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
But you don't know it there - | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
you've got to know it in there, George, just get rid of the Eeyore. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
Oh, dear. It's raining again. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:17 | |
Oh, me. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
We don't want Eeyore selling for us, we want Tiggers. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
-Tiggers, yes. -Tiggers is what we want. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
Definitely. And I'll be a Tigger by the end of the day. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
Here we go. Turn up the heat. MUSIC PLAYS | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
Sing along, George. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:34 | |
# Left a good job in the city | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
# Working for the man every night and day | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
# One minute of sleep | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
# Big wheel keep on turnin' | 0:31:47 | 0:31:50 | |
# Proud Mary keep on burnin' | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
# Rollin' | 0:31:53 | 0:31:54 | |
# Rollin' | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
# Rollin' on the river... # | 0:31:56 | 0:31:57 | |
Singing, George? I can't hear you, George! | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
I'm always singing! | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
# Doop-doop-doop-doop | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
# Doop-doop-doop-doop-doop... # | 0:32:06 | 0:32:09 | |
Get with the doop-doops, George. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:10 | |
# Doot-doot | 0:32:10 | 0:32:12 | |
# Doop-doop-doop-doop... # | 0:32:12 | 0:32:13 | |
This is brilliant. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
Whoo! | 0:32:18 | 0:32:19 | |
I've never been in a car with a millionaire before. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:23 | |
Around 75,000 people visit the Pembrokeshire County Show every year | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
to buy the finest local produce and livestock. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:30 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
children of all ages, | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
put your hands together, scream if you feel like it, | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
for the legend of the sheep world... | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
Nev's hoping the crowds of potential buyers | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
will awaken the sales demon inside George. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
Face to face, George, is just to improve your technique on the phone. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:47 | |
OK? If you can do it face-to-face | 0:32:47 | 0:32:48 | |
you will learn about doing it face-to-face | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
-and then you just adapt that onto the phones. -OK, yeah. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:53 | |
Simple. Simple as a pimple. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
-You know how to sell? -Yeah, of course I do. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:58 | |
Right. Don't be a gauger, George - get out there! | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
Go and do it, George, come on! | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
Sorry, sir, can I interest you in free cavity-wall insulation today? | 0:33:10 | 0:33:14 | |
-No, thank you. -Not a problem, sir. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
Can I interest you in free cavity-wall insulation today? | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
No, thank you. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:19 | |
Hello, there. Can I interest you in some insulation today, sir, | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
-for your cavity walls? -No, thank you. Thank you very much anyway. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:25 | |
Not a problem, sir, thanks for your time. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
I'm trying to look for the right type of people to ask. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
Hello, sir, can I interest you in cavity-wall insulation today, sir? | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
No, thank you. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:35 | |
You just get people... | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
I like it when I can't see people, I feel more comfortable. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:41 | |
I don't like doing this whole face-to-face... | 0:33:41 | 0:33:45 | |
insulation thing. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
HORN HONKS | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
Hiya, you all right? | 0:34:04 | 0:34:05 | |
Time for a Nev Wilshire masterclass. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
-Have you talked to anybody? -I've tried... | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
I don't find it as easy as you, Nev, to, like, just... | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
Just talk to people, all you do is talk to people. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
-Talking on the phone... -See this young lady now, | 0:34:23 | 0:34:25 | |
watch this now, right. Young lady, talk to me. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
-I'll sing to you in a minute. -Come on, I'll talk to you. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
-OK, talk to me. Where you from, then? -I'm from Tenby. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
Ah, lovely place, you lucky person. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
Give me a pen. A deer with no eyes - "no-eye deer". | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
We can save you money | 0:34:39 | 0:34:40 | |
and then we can get you a cheaper fuel tariff. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
-If it saves me money I'll be interested. -OK, what's your name? | 0:34:42 | 0:34:45 | |
Charlotte Martin. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
Charlotte Martin. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:49 | |
-Yes. -That's posh, that is, mind, in Tenby. Are you posh? -Delta Bravo. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:53 | |
Delta Bravo. Well played. We'll see what we can do. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
-Thank you very much. -It was lovely to meet you. -And you. Thank you. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
Right, George, how long was I here? | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
-Two seconds. -Two seconds. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
George, you see the grimace on your face. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:08 | |
It's not a grimace. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:09 | |
Yeah, you're just going... like that, instead of... | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
Keith's losing his hair. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
Keep the smile on it. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:17 | |
Yeah, I know, but it comes so easy to you to go up and talk to people. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:22 | |
'It gets to the stage where you think,' | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
"Well, my time is better placed elsewhere." | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
Like, you know, as much as I love George and he's been there a while, | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
we're a sales organisation | 0:35:30 | 0:35:31 | |
and if you can't sell, you know, you're in trouble. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
You know, there's got to be some sort of spark there, | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
there's got to be a desire, and if anybody's hungry for a job | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
and they really want to sell, then, yeah, I'll get it out of them. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
But George's get-up-and-go seems to have got up and went. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
What can I do to kick you up the arse and get you into gear? | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
I don't know. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:50 | |
I have no idea. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
You can take a horse to water, | 0:35:52 | 0:35:54 | |
you can't make it drink, George. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:56 | |
'I'm going to see if I can get his head back up, | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
'settle him down again | 0:35:59 | 0:36:00 | |
'and get him into a pattern of selling.' | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
I haven't given up yet, erm... | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
but I'm pretty close. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
It's just days till the final fat-club weigh-in. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
And desperate to beat Nev, | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
Lisa's wasting no opportunity | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
to keep the pounds falling off. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
Put them down now, | 0:36:28 | 0:36:29 | |
do some squats. Now I can type. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
I can type but I can't see. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:34 | |
Feel the burn in my... | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
in my thighs. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
This is good for your arse. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
And I've got a big ass! | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
While Lisa goes the extra mile, | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
Nev appears to be sticking to his tasty juice regime. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:52 | |
Look at that. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:53 | |
In this one, we've got tomatoes, | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
celery, lettuce... | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
..lemon...and Worcestershire sauce to take the taste away. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:05 | |
Strategy. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:08 | |
If you drink it quickly... | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
..it still tastes gross. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
It is never going to catch on. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:27 | |
Urgh. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
That's horrible. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:34 | |
But Lisa's discovered that even her boss' legendary willpower | 0:37:41 | 0:37:45 | |
has a breaking point. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:47 | |
I'm going to print out a picture, | 0:37:47 | 0:37:49 | |
because I've found Nev cheating. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
And here's the evidence. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
Somebody took a picture of Nev yesterday | 0:37:54 | 0:37:58 | |
eating a chip sandwich. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
Nev is so competitive, | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
I'm really taken aback that he's letting someone beat him, | 0:38:02 | 0:38:07 | |
cos I am beating Nev at the moment. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
And I don't think he's going to like that, | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
he's going to go full pelt on this diet | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
because he hates people beating him. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
Didn't want that to happen. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
CHATTERING | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
It's been a week since Nev and George's motivational road trip, | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
but George's sales have stalled again. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
So, your walls have not been insulated. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
Was there any reason why the walls haven't been insulated? | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
-MAN: -'No.' | 0:38:43 | 0:38:44 | |
Sorry? | 0:38:47 | 0:38:48 | |
PHONE DISCONNECTS | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
WOMAN: 'Hello?' | 0:38:52 | 0:38:53 | |
Hello there, is this a Mrs...? | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
'No, I'm sorry, this is the wrong number.' | 0:38:55 | 0:38:58 | |
That's not a problem... | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
'No, it's OK, thanks very much. Bye.' | 0:39:00 | 0:39:02 | |
LINE DISCONNECTS | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
'At the moment he's not performing, | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
'which in a sales job just ain't going to cut it. With these guys | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
'I expect them to be doing six, seven a day.' | 0:39:10 | 0:39:13 | |
I can't carry him any further or any longer on the sales floor | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
cos, erm, a seat that he's taking | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
is a seat that somebody else could be in making sales, | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
which is going to be a lot more beneficial to the customer, erm... | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
to the company. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
Under call-centre guidelines, | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
continuously low sales can lead to dismissal. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
The situation is, you know, | 0:39:32 | 0:39:34 | |
he's not selling anything then, you know, | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
or two deals a week worth 40 quid, then, erm... | 0:39:37 | 0:39:41 | |
there's nowhere to go. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:43 | |
But Nev's hoping another quiet word will do the trick. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
-Hi, Nev. -Hi, George. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:51 | |
-You all right? -Erm, I'm all right, just about. You all right? | 0:39:51 | 0:39:55 | |
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty good, Nev. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
Erm... | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
George. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
Your sales during this period have been virtually nonexistent, | 0:40:04 | 0:40:10 | |
worst in the company by a mile. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
Yeah, I know. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
-OK. -You've got two weeks to sort yourself out. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
All right, cool. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:21 | |
If in two weeks you don't make a dent in some sales, | 0:40:21 | 0:40:24 | |
-then I won't interfere with HR the next time round. -All right. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:28 | |
-All right, cos you're then taking the piss out of me. -All right. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
-All right, go and sort yourself out, George. -All right. Thanks, Nev. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
OK, still love you. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
Hey, still love you too, man. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
Not in that way. As a friend. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
-All right, thanks, Nev. -As a boss. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
As a boss, as a good boss. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:46 | |
I would have shouted at him... | 0:40:48 | 0:40:50 | |
but I don't think he could have taken it. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
Despite George's flatlining sales figures, | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
Nev's doing everything possible to avoid wielding the axe. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:59 | |
Sometimes you need the kick up the arse, | 0:40:59 | 0:41:01 | |
but it's a management technique that I hate using. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
I would rather encourage them | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
and make sure they're happy and, you know, but... | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
George has just been beyond the pale, erm... | 0:41:10 | 0:41:13 | |
Let's hope he turns it round. Let's see if it works. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
It's the day of Jeff's race with Nev | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
to secure his future in the call centre and the country. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
Oh, Team Jeff! Look at this! | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
You bunch of no-hopers. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
Nev's refused to sign the work permit | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
to allow Jeff to stay in the UK | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
unless Jeff can beat him in a running race. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
Just going to go for it, isn't he? | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
We're hopeful in this one. Team Jeff. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:56 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
It's always nice knowing you have support. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
Stretch. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
Loosen up. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
SHE HUMS "EYE OF THE TIGER" | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
To keep his place in the call centre accounts team, and the country, | 0:42:25 | 0:42:29 | |
Jeff needs to show Nev a clean pair of heels. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:33 | |
Come on, Jeff, come on, Jeff. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
THEY CHANT: Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey! | 0:42:35 | 0:42:40 | |
You ready? On your marks, get set, go! | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
CHEERING | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
I'll say go. On your marks... | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
Get set... | 0:42:48 | 0:42:50 | |
CHEERING | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
-Oh, bugger! -Very easy. -That was easy. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:04 | |
Doughnut? | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
Anyone's got a pen? | 0:43:10 | 0:43:12 | |
Well done, Jeff. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:17 | |
For once, Nev hasn't won. But this time maybe he's not too bothered. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:29 | |
What? | 0:43:29 | 0:43:31 | |
-Time for you to sign the dotted lines. -Jeff... | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
..with my blessing, | 0:43:36 | 0:43:38 | |
have a work permit. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:40 | |
-Well done, Jeff. -Thanks. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:45 | |
I think he's a happy boy. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
He is a lovely lad, isn't he? | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
Come on. | 0:43:56 | 0:43:58 | |
I was obviously going to sign Jeff's work permit anyway, erm, | 0:44:03 | 0:44:06 | |
what type of bastard do you think I am? | 0:44:06 | 0:44:08 | |
I'm very, very pleased, you know? | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
It shows how much they want me to stick around, | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
so that I'm grateful for. Grateful. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
Just for the record, Usain Bolt wears these as well. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
Since Nev's ultimatum, | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
George has been pulling out all the stops to raise his game, | 0:44:31 | 0:44:35 | |
including a new clean-shaven image. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
Hello there, it's George calling from Nationwide Energy Services. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:41 | |
Erm, I'm... | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
I'm not asking you to change anything, or anything like that... | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
But even this hasn't been enough to boost his sales figures. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:53 | |
Was there any reason why you never went ahead with it? | 0:44:53 | 0:44:57 | |
I'm sorry, sir? | 0:44:57 | 0:44:59 | |
It could be Mr or Mrs, isn't it? | 0:44:59 | 0:45:02 | |
Could be a man or a woman. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
Well, I was not... I was not to know that, sir. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
I don't want to get rid of George, I'd feel... | 0:45:11 | 0:45:14 | |
..awful if I had to get rid of George. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:18 | |
But he is far and away the worst sales person that we have got. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:23 | |
Yes, my man! | 0:45:25 | 0:45:26 | |
-Do me a favour, log out for a second for me. -Why? | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
Nev wants to see you in his office. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
Oh, what have I done this time? | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
The big man himself wants to see you. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
The big man wants to see me, does he? | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
-I'll see you in a little while. -Yeah, I'll see you in an hour then. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:41 | |
Nev's been forced into a tough decision | 0:45:42 | 0:45:45 | |
about George's future at the call centre. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
-George. -Hey, Nev. -How you doing, son? Come on in. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
-I'm all right. Yourself, Nev? -I'm OK. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
OK. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:57 | |
Anyway. | 0:45:57 | 0:45:58 | |
-You've shaved, George, you've shaved. -I've shaved, Nev. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
Well, that makes you look a lot more human. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:06 | |
-Oh, thank you. -OK. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
Heart-to-heart, George, heart-to-heart. OK. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:13 | |
Erm... | 0:46:13 | 0:46:15 | |
Honestly, you know, you like it here, | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
we all love you, erm... | 0:46:19 | 0:46:20 | |
but when you sell three fuel switches in a fortnight, | 0:46:20 | 0:46:24 | |
whatever it was, | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
it's £60 that you've earned in a fortnight. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:30 | |
Yeah, it's not... | 0:46:31 | 0:46:32 | |
It's not good, "nicht gut" as they would say in Germany, you know? | 0:46:32 | 0:46:37 | |
-I think we've come to the end of the road. -OK. | 0:46:42 | 0:46:45 | |
I really believe that there is a place for everybody on this Earth | 0:46:45 | 0:46:49 | |
and we need to find your slot, | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
and it's an odd-shaped slot | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
-but we're going to try and find it. -All right. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
You know, I'm trying to have a bit of blue-sky thinking here, you know, | 0:46:56 | 0:47:00 | |
where can I slot you and what can we do? | 0:47:00 | 0:47:04 | |
I could move you into doing the mail, there is an opening | 0:47:04 | 0:47:08 | |
for somebody to sort the mail, right? | 0:47:08 | 0:47:12 | |
-I just need you to do it diligently. -Yeah. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
I need you to focus and concentrate and do it right. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
All right, we've come a long way, let's not cock it up now. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:21 | |
-All right, Nev. -All right? Thanks, George. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:23 | |
Thanks. Cheers, mate. | 0:47:23 | 0:47:26 | |
I could be saying goodbye to the place right now, | 0:47:33 | 0:47:36 | |
which is not what I want to do. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:38 | |
I do genuinely like the place, I've made a lot of good friends | 0:47:38 | 0:47:41 | |
but thinking about it, it's something new, | 0:47:41 | 0:47:44 | |
something I've never done before and it's... | 0:47:44 | 0:47:46 | |
I'm actually quite excited now, | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
now I've had a chance to come outside and get some fresh air, | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
I'm quite excited. | 0:47:51 | 0:47:52 | |
I haven't done this much for anybody before and this is a... | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
We're out on a wing and a prayer on this one, erm... | 0:47:56 | 0:48:00 | |
Let's see if we can find a vocation for him, cos it's not in sales. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:04 | |
I think I'll declare myself the head of the postal department | 0:48:04 | 0:48:10 | |
and I mean department - it's just me, so... | 0:48:10 | 0:48:15 | |
Yeah, I'm like the head of the postal department. | 0:48:15 | 0:48:19 | |
It's the day of reckoning for Nev and Lisa's weight-loss showdown | 0:48:27 | 0:48:30 | |
and the trash-talking has begun. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:32 | |
She might be competitive | 0:48:32 | 0:48:33 | |
but she's not in my league, really, is she, let's be fair. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:37 | |
You know, she's a novice when it comes to competing. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:40 | |
I've just got to beat Nev, I don't care about anybody else now, | 0:48:41 | 0:48:44 | |
cos Nev always wins everything and it pisses me right off. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:47 | |
You going down! | 0:48:48 | 0:48:49 | |
I'm not going down, you're going down. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:53 | |
Look at this, it's gone. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:55 | |
Men seem to lose weight quicker than women as well, and I know this, | 0:48:56 | 0:49:00 | |
so it's really difficult to be in competition with a bloke. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:03 | |
Look at him. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:05 | |
No, I'm not even turning round. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:08 | |
No, thank you. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:13 | |
Look at these. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:15 | |
Look at these! | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
No. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:18 | |
Oh, yeah, these are nice, look at that! | 0:49:18 | 0:49:20 | |
I'm going to leave these there for you and just see what happens. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:23 | |
No problem, I could look at them all day. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:26 | |
Bastard! | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
He is looking really lean, isn't he? | 0:49:28 | 0:49:30 | |
I don't care, I'll give it my best shot. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:32 | |
In order to make weight this last five days, | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
I have just about starved myself. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
I've been having these juices all the time. I haven't drunk any juice today | 0:49:39 | 0:49:43 | |
cos I've been trying to starve myself even of juice today | 0:49:43 | 0:49:46 | |
just to make sure I have every chance of winning. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
Right now, erm, I could eat whale and chips. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:53 | |
Are you ready for a Fat Bastards weigh-in? | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
Nev's rallying the troops for the final showdown. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
Upstairs now. Now, now, now. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:04 | |
I got... I need fat bastards. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
But not everyone's keen to stand up and be counted. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:09 | |
Hayley, now. | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
-Now. -Not weighing, thanks. | 0:50:12 | 0:50:14 | |
-Now. -I'm not weighing, I'm not weighing, Nev! | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
Just watch the floor, will you? | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
-I'm starving. -Be careful. Are you starving? -Yeah, and Kayleigh is. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:23 | |
Ah, never mind, see. | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
I'd have shaved if I'd have thought, there must be half a pound to shave. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:29 | |
After weeks of gruelling discipline, and the odd chip butty, | 0:50:29 | 0:50:32 | |
it's time to see who is the call centre's biggest loser. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:36 | |
I can't even fit in here, that's why I need to lose weight. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:41 | |
OK. | 0:50:41 | 0:50:42 | |
-Here we go. -Don't be shouting out now, Nev. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
So, since your last weigh-in, you've lost four pounds. | 0:50:47 | 0:50:51 | |
So that's five in total. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:52 | |
Nev's quest to inspire his workforce into weight-loss | 0:50:52 | 0:50:56 | |
seems to be working. | 0:50:56 | 0:50:58 | |
Here it goes. | 0:50:58 | 0:50:59 | |
Everybody's holding their breath. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
You've lost five pounds. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:51:03 | 0:51:05 | |
But not everyone's going in the right direction. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
-HE INHALES SHARPLY -I know. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
Since the first weigh-in, she's put on half a stone. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:14 | |
You've put on half a stone since the first weigh-in. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
Finally, the favourites step forward. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
Come on, Lise. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:24 | |
I'm not weighing till you leave the room. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:26 | |
-I'm not leaving the room. -Yeah, I'm... | 0:51:26 | 0:51:28 | |
I need to see fair play. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:29 | |
No, there'll be fair play. I'm not cheating. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:31 | |
There'll be fair play. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
Don't let him see it. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:35 | |
CHUCKLING | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
No, you can't, no! | 0:51:39 | 0:51:41 | |
-Come on. -I need to see fair play. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
You've lost 11 pounds. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
Come on, Nev! Come on, Nev! | 0:51:47 | 0:51:51 | |
Now it's Nev's turn. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:52 | |
Hang on. Hang on. | 0:51:53 | 0:51:55 | |
And he's taking no chances. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
Shoes... | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
socks... | 0:51:59 | 0:52:01 | |
shirt. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
Let's go. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
11 pound?! | 0:52:06 | 0:52:08 | |
I didn't have 11 pound to lose, did I? | 0:52:08 | 0:52:10 | |
Right, come on! | 0:52:12 | 0:52:14 | |
You've lost 13 pound. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
Yes! | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
No! No! Cheat, it's a fix. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:36 | |
Well done, Nev. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:38 | |
Yes! | 0:52:38 | 0:52:39 | |
Nev's juice regime has shed 13 pounds, | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
earning him the call centre weight-loss crown. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:48 | |
Thank you all very much. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:50 | |
You all did very well - well, apart from Pippa. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:52 | |
Everybody did really well. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:54 | |
Excellent, excellent laugh. | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
Now I'm going to go and get fat. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:00 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
As expected, it was a walk in the park and, erm, | 0:53:02 | 0:53:05 | |
I stuffed Lisa out of sight - out of sight! | 0:53:05 | 0:53:09 | |
-You didn't. -Didn't I? -No. | 0:53:09 | 0:53:11 | |
All right then. She did very well. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:14 | |
You can't all win all the time. | 0:53:14 | 0:53:15 | |
-But you can try your best. -But you can try your best. | 0:53:15 | 0:53:18 | |
But before the scales go back in the cupboard, | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
Nev's arranged one final weigh-in especially for Hayley. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:24 | |
Take the jumper off as well. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:27 | |
No, I can't - it's all-in-one! | 0:53:27 | 0:53:28 | |
I can't get my pecs out like you, Nev. | 0:53:28 | 0:53:31 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:53:31 | 0:53:33 | |
Don't look at it then. You don't need to look. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
Hayley, try not to break the scales. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:38 | |
-Blooming hell. -Too fat for it, it's not working. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:46 | |
Oh, no, there's seriously something wrong with that. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
Girls, there is. No, there is. Honestly now. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
It's only, you've only put on three. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:53 | |
You've put on three pounds?! | 0:53:53 | 0:53:56 | |
-CRYING: -No, there's something wrong with that. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:02 | |
-There is something wrong with it. -Hayley. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:07 | |
-Don't get upset now. -Hayley. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:08 | |
No, cos that means I've put on five pounds since last week in my house. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:12 | |
No, look, Hayley, I adjusted the scales. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:14 | |
-Did you? -Yeah. -Did you? Did you?! | 0:54:14 | 0:54:17 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:54:17 | 0:54:19 | |
Did you really? Did you?! | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
What is it then? | 0:54:23 | 0:54:25 | |
-Exactly the same as you was before. -Exactly the same as you were before. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:29 | |
HAYLEY GASPS | 0:54:29 | 0:54:31 | |
Are you serious? | 0:54:31 | 0:54:32 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:34 | |
Well done, Hayl, good girl. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:36 | |
-You bastard. Bastard! -Argh! | 0:54:36 | 0:54:40 | |
Can I have a cup of tea now? | 0:54:40 | 0:54:41 | |
-Yeah. -Thanks. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:43 | |
She must have forgiven me! | 0:54:43 | 0:54:45 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:54:45 | 0:54:47 | |
What a wanker of a boss, eh? | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:54:51 | 0:54:53 | |
See, one of the things about doing this job, I don't mind it, | 0:55:06 | 0:55:09 | |
it's good, but it's just the paper cuts at the end of it. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:11 | |
I'm wondering if I'd get danger money for that. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:14 | |
Let's see... | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
Come on, you bastard. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:21 | |
Steven, I've only put two sugars in here cos you're dieting now, | 0:55:22 | 0:55:25 | |
all right? Get used to it. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:27 | |
I don't know. I just want an Indian or something, | 0:55:33 | 0:55:37 | |
I just want a chicken bhuna. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
-Hello, George. -Hello, Nev. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:47 | |
-Are you getting into it? -Yeah. | 0:55:47 | 0:55:48 | |
-All right, Jeff, how are you today? -Very well. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
Are you all right? Yeah, good. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
I'm not sure what God will think of Nev, really, | 0:55:56 | 0:55:59 | |
but I'll say even the Bible says | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
a man is judged based on the content of their heart. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:04 | |
-Right. Now, get out! -Oh, he shouted at me again. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
I think Nev's got a big heart | 0:56:09 | 0:56:11 | |
and I'm grateful for everything he's done for me. | 0:56:11 | 0:56:13 | |
-Ta-ra, George! -See you later. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:15 | |
-Bye, love you. Bye! -Love you too. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:18 | |
Call-centre enforcer Thorpy wants to have his cake and eat it... | 0:56:22 | 0:56:26 | |
-We have to share the cake. -It's not, it's for my... | 0:56:26 | 0:56:29 | |
it's MY cake. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:30 | |
..Sales Agent Jody reveals her childhood dream... | 0:56:30 | 0:56:34 | |
I always thought that I was going to teach Welsh people | 0:56:34 | 0:56:37 | |
how to paint pictures of Jesus. | 0:56:37 | 0:56:40 | |
..and after being led a merry dance after his season tickets go missing, | 0:56:40 | 0:56:44 | |
Nev puts the boot in. | 0:56:44 | 0:56:47 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:56:47 | 0:56:49 | |
A little bit of butt stocks always good for sales. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:53 |