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So that's the Isle of Arran. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
If it gets a bit nippy we can get over there and buy a sweater. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:15 | |
I'm Timothy Spall and with my wife, Shane, we're on an adventure | 0:00:15 | 0:00:22 | |
round the seas of Britain in our barge, The Princess Matilda. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
So far, we've been to Wales, north west England and Northern Ireland. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:37 | |
And now our adventure takes into Scotland. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
In our final leg this year, we say goodbye to the west coast of Britain. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:46 | |
We go up the Caledonian Canal and out into the wild North Sea. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Come on, baby! There you go! Hurray! Hello, darling! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:55 | |
For the first time, we take Matilda off the sea | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
and on to the Scottish inland waterways, | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
through the glorious Highlands in what the Scots call "God's Country." | 0:01:01 | 0:01:07 | |
It's like something out of a dream. Like living in a brochure. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
Look at the dexterity of the way that is lifting 20 logs up there. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:29 | |
Just picking 'em up... like the hands of a surgeon. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
Look at that. A little standoff there. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
A little standoff. It's like looking at dinosaurs. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
We're about 30 miles from Glasgow in the port of Troon. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
Moored next to one of the biggest saw mills in Britain. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Over a million logs are brought here every year | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
to be turned into timber for the building trade and then shipped out again. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
We've got work to do before we leave. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Shane's off to the shops and I'm going to tidy up. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
Where do I start with all this shit? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Well, I'm a bit scared to leave you here to sort this shit out. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
Why would you be scared? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Because we'd never find anything when you'd done it. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
I don't know where to start! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Right, I can throw that down there. Seashore of Britain and Europe. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
That tells you about molluscs. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
We can't move Elizabeth Taylor cos Elizabeth is one of our talismans. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:36 | |
It's like a panda that's gone to sea. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
MIMICS PIRATE: Arrgghh!! Take me back to the zoo. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
The trouble is it's hard to clear up when most of the mess is actually good luck charms. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:55 | |
I'm superstitious by nature, absolutely superstitious. I'm always looking for signs. | 0:02:55 | 0:03:01 | |
I suppose that's one of the reasons I go through the nerve-wracking experiences of these trips. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:07 | |
It's because it increases my understanding of the human condition | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
and the ability of the human being to advance itself and what it does. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:15 | |
It's a compulsion. It's almost like we're not choosing to do it. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Anyway, this is just me yapping, not wanting to clear up the mess here. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:23 | |
There's a choice for this next journey. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
We either go all the way around the tip of Kintyre | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
or we take a short cut up Loch Fyne towards the Crinan Canal. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
I'm taking the short cut. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Well, that's if I can see where I am going? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
There's only one thing to describe these conditions... | 0:03:48 | 0:03:53 | |
Scotch mist. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Our first stop on the way is East Loch Tarbert. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
It used to be a big port for herring. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Where fishermen would search for the fish they call the "silver darling". | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
We, however, are just searching for the right marina. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
I thought the marina was further down but this must be it. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
It must be it because it doesn't go any further. Look, the town's there. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
No, it does it goes much further down. Does it? Yeah. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:24 | |
My guidebook shows that the marina I've booked is much further down. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
RADIO: 'Princess Matilda, this is Tarbert Habour, over.' | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Hi, Tarbert Harbour. This is Princess Matilda. I'm just a bit confused... | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
Is your marina the first one | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
as you come in on the right hand side from seawards. Over? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Yes, as you come through, you'll see two like fingers. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:50 | |
Each one has a hammerhead and you can pick up either of them. Over. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
We're right by it, thank you very much. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
The guidebook said nothing about this new marina... | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
or the big fun fair that's right next to it. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
It's extraordinary. People are at the funfair and it's pissing with rain. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
It's going to drive me mad. I swear, it's going to drive me mad. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
Talk about a contrast? You've got that... | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
bucolic, misty crocks, crags and islets. And there... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:27 | |
a funfair from 1976! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Welcome to the Waltzer! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Hold on, madam. Oh, don't be sick. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
We've managed to pick the noisiest weekend of the year to visit Tarbert. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
It doesn't look like we're going to be getting much sleep. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
The funfair doesn't end until 2am. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Had a horrible night. It just makes me feel so ill. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
As much I love and relish techno, I don't want another night of it | 0:06:09 | 0:06:14 | |
so I'm not sticking around. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
But I can't leave without seeing one boat in this harbour that really intrigues me. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:21 | |
And it also does food. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
It's a Dutch barge, similar to ours, but this was built in the 1920s | 0:06:25 | 0:06:30 | |
and like ours, it's also toured a considerable part of the British coast. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:37 | |
I thought we had a bit of room. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
It was a journey that started in Holland. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
It took the owner, Michael Casey, nearly 40 hours to cross the North Sea. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:51 | |
So Harlingen is in the north of Holland on the Wadden Sea | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
and the surveyor had written in the survey report you must take the most direct route. | 0:06:54 | 0:07:00 | |
We just drew a line on the chart to Whitby, straight across! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
What did you do, about ten knots? No, no, six knots. Really? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
It's a heavy old boat. It weighs about 100 tons. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
So, this is our bridge. Right. Oh, look at this. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
Isn't that fantastic? Yeah, that is beautiful. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Much of the equipment is original and still working after 90 years. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:26 | |
Is that the radio? That's one of the radios. There's two here. That's the original. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
You still see them now on fishing boats. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
These were built for freight, cargo of any kind and to pry the coastal areas and rivers and canals, right? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:42 | |
So that is why there is so much space on the inside. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
When we had that big trip across the North Sea and so on. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:50 | |
When we eventually got to the Caledonian Canal the ship | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
just sort of settled in and kind of said, "Oh, I like this." | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
It steered better and just said I like being the canal. Like it was home? | 0:07:56 | 0:08:01 | |
Like it was home, yeah. Interesting. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
Michael fell in love with Tarbert and now his barge is moored here permanently. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:11 | |
Have a nice time. Ear plugs! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
We're off, earlier than planned, if only for Shane's sanity. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:26 | |
It was infuriatingly noisy. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
It was horrible. I almost had a nervous breakdown. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Which is a shame because it's a pretty town and I'd really like to have got to know it. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
And I know it's only two days of the year but I don't want to hear it, honestly I don't. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:42 | |
We're going to Ardrishaig, halfway up Loch Fyne. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:47 | |
This sea loch is sheltering us from the strong winds | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
and high tides we've endured on the unpredictable Irish Sea. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:54 | |
This is lovely, we haven't got any waves to contend with. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
We haven't got any ferries to contend with... | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
apart from that boat coming towards us over there. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
We haven't got any tankers. This is cherishable and relaxing. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:11 | |
# We're going to have smooth sailing Smooth sailing | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
# Like a ship at sea We'll merrily breeze along | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
# We're bound to have smooth sailing Smooth sailing | 0:09:18 | 0:09:24 | |
# The breeze may blow We'll merrily roll along. # | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Ardrishaig sea lock, Ardrishaig sea lock, this is The Princess Matilda. Over. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:34 | |
We're now leaving the sea and going onto the inland waterways. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:39 | |
Ardrishaig is a landmark at the mouth of the Crinan Canal | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
and it's also a landmark for our adventure. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
In 2005, we left the Thames to circumnavigate Britain. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
We've travelled 1,500 miles which can only mean one thing. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:58 | |
Shane, you have to come with me. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
I can safely say we're halfway round Britain. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:07 | |
I reckon we're halfway round Britain. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
To celebrate, we're having a party. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
Here's the cavalry. Here's the team! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:21 | |
When was the last time you had so many people on this boat? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
Shane's sister, Jenny, our daughter Sadie and our old friends, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
the Moore family, have come to help us through the Crinan Canal. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
No nerves today, Tim? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
No, not really. Just work. This is work. Graft. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:47 | |
The Crinan Canal is ten miles long and will take us up to 65 feet above sea level. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:53 | |
Between here and the Atlantic Ocean at the other end of the canal, | 0:10:53 | 0:10:58 | |
are 15 locks that take plenty of elbow grease... | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
Shane's elbow grease... | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
You get lots of married couples of a certain age | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
and the man often convinces the wife that she can't skipper it, | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
she can't helm it, so the women have to do all the work. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
So they'll go, "Oh, no, no, darling..." | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
standing there having had the pies, smoking... | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
Darling could you... Yep. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
God, I bet those rhododendrons will be beautiful, hey? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:42 | |
The Crinan Canal was completed in 1801 as a trade route | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
from industrial Glasgow to the Western Islands. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:50 | |
Clyde Puffers like this one once carried iron and coal to remote Scottish towns. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
Nowadays, it's all about pleasure craft. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
Over 3,000 travel along here every year, of all shapes and sizes. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:04 | |
Well, that guy said on that barge we visited yesterday | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
about when he got that boat on to the canal, the Caledonian Canal, | 0:12:10 | 0:12:16 | |
it felt like it was having a holiday. It breathed a sigh of relief. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:22 | |
Matilda's doing a bit of that at the moment. She's going, "Ah, a canal!" | 0:12:22 | 0:12:27 | |
They've sent me away to an old people's home. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
Nah, I can feel her. She's really enjoying it. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
# Oh The Crinan Canal for me I don't like the wild raging sea | 0:12:34 | 0:12:41 | |
# It would be too terrific to cross The Pacific or sail to Japan or Fiji | 0:12:45 | 0:12:51 | |
# A life on the Spanish Main I think it would drive me insane | 0:12:51 | 0:12:58 | |
# The big, foaming breakers Would give me the shakers | 0:12:58 | 0:13:04 | |
# The Crinan Canal for me. # | 0:13:04 | 0:13:09 | |
We've been up hill. We're on the plateau. What goes up has got to go down. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
There's the sea-level there. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Look at that. This is wonderful, freshwater sea water. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:20 | |
This was once described as the most beautiful short cut in the world. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:28 | |
I'll race you. OK. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
This ten mile short cut has taken almost nine hours. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
That's slow going, even for us. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
But the views are worth every minute. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Oh! Look at that! | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
The land of whisky. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
This is just a little jaunt into the Atlantic Ocean before I take us inland to another short cut. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:27 | |
At least we can see this time. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:32 | |
My route to the east coast will avoid the brutal seas to the northern tip of Scotland. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:37 | |
Maybe we'll do those another time but not in a barge. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
There's not many places to put in and the sea's pretty vicious up there. Not for us... | 0:14:41 | 0:14:46 | |
so we're taking a very convenient cut from west Scotland to north east | 0:14:46 | 0:14:52 | |
courtesy of the Caledonian Canal. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
As we steam towards the Caledonian Canal we're making a quick | 0:14:56 | 0:15:01 | |
stop at an island called Kerrera to pick up an important guest. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:06 | |
We're in Oban marina in Kerrera and that is right opposite Oban. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:18 | |
The picturesque tourist attraction and proper Scottish town of Oban. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:24 | |
It's also a massive place where all the ferries come in | 0:15:24 | 0:15:29 | |
to take people to all the islands that are out here. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
The Royal Family often sail around this part of the world | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
but today, we're meeting a princess of our own. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
It's Princess Matilda, our darling granddaughter whom the barge is named after. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:51 | |
You're not allowed, you're not allowed! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
She absolutely loves coming on board our barge, | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
which she calls "Princess Matilda boat", just so we don't get them mixed up. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:03 | |
Make it do a loop the loop... | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
Oh, it fell down. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
It's always a joy to see our lovely granddaughter | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
but today is extra special. It's the first time she's travelled | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
with us on our round Britain adventure. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
What happens if you fall in the water, Till and we can't see you? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
BLOWS WHISTLE | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
We're saying goodbye to the west of the country | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
and heading towards Corpach, at the mouth of the Caledonian Canal. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:38 | |
As we get into Loch Linnhe, it's going to get narrower and narrower | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
and the hills, the mountains get steeper and steeper. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
I've got a feeling it's going to be a little like that shot at the end of Lord of the Rings. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:55 | |
It's staggering to think these mountains are over 400 million years old. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:09 | |
They're formed along a fault line that cuts Scotland in half. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:17 | |
So, that's Ben Nevis. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
That's the biggest mountain in the British Isles and it's got | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
a great big wig on. A cloudy bouffant and his builder's perm. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:42 | |
Where is everybody? There's nobody here. There's nobody here! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:48 | |
All this utter, natural beauty. This wonderment! | 0:17:48 | 0:17:54 | |
It's not everybody's cup of tea, of course. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
Welcome to Corpach. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Right, well, this is the Caledonian Canal. It's a series of locks | 0:18:18 | 0:18:24 | |
joined up by man-made canals and it's built on a natural fault line. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:30 | |
A completely natural crack, from one side of Scotland to the other. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:37 | |
We've got 62 miles of locks and canals before we reach the North Sea at the other end. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:43 | |
This should be, on the whole, pretty benign | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
and pretty bucolic and charming and it's going to be beautiful, easy... | 0:18:47 | 0:18:55 | |
I don't have to do any navigation... What you on about?! | 0:18:55 | 0:19:00 | |
..I don't have to work out things. I don't have to work out passages. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
Do you want a cup of tea? Yeah, I'll have five cups of tea. And a glass of wine. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
You've not eaten anything at all. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Do you think I look fat? No! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
Are you sure I don't look fat? You look inflated. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
The Scottish Highlands get over ten foot of rain a year, | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
most of it falling today, I think. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
It's going to make hard work of getting through the locks, | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
especially when you run into a great big hill. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:47 | |
This is Neptune's Staircase. If you look at it, | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
it's like a staircase, really, hence its name. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:55 | |
This is the longest staircase lock in Britain | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
and a wonderful piece of engineering from Thomas Telford. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
It will lift us 65 feet in just under a mile. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:11 | |
It's amazing. It's extraordinary. And it's really wet! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:16 | |
Shane's job is to make sure Matilda doesn't scrape the lock walls. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
And to fend off the Scottish midges. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
They're everywhere. They're like clouds around here. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
You wouldn't have thought that midges would... | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Perhaps they like the rain? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
They're bastards. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:49 | |
Of course, I'd go out and help but as I'm the skipper and the only one who can drive | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
I simply have to stay in the wheelhouse. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
It's pissing with rain, it's cold. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
We are now going through a famous stretch of water. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:05 | |
We've just come up through some of the most beautiful countryside in the world. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:10 | |
People'll be thinking, "Cor! Lucky buggers." You know? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
Is he dry?... | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
Don't take any of his nonsense because, actually, | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
I can steer the boat into locks and he can actually come to the front. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
So I can drive the boat, yeah. In fact, I'm very good at it. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
Thank you. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
Horrible? No, I'm fine. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
It's taken us two hours to get to the top and that's enough work for today. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:44 | |
I don't want my crew getting mutinous. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
Drive the boat! Of course I can drive the bloody boat, darling. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:53 | |
I can still feel some rain in this air. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
It's an odd... | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
The word "melancholy" comes to mind about... | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
about coming back on a canal for a considerable amount of time. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
Maybe it's just all the memories of being on canals before. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
On our year canalling when we went back to a place where we've been to with the kids. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:36 | |
And all of a sudden, I felt like I'd seen our kids childhood | 0:22:36 | 0:22:42 | |
and they were growing up. It was sort of weird. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
I went into an odd one. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
That was one of the reasons we decided to bang on. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Get something that could go further and see more and... | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
you know, risk your life in a more positive way. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
We've been joined by Matilda's mum, Pascale and her partner, Cyrus. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:14 | |
But even with our family on board, things don't feel right. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:23 | |
Having done 1,600 miles at sea, | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
I almost feel like a fraud or a coward, | 0:23:26 | 0:23:33 | |
like I'd taken safe refuge in a place because I wasn't up to doing the job at sea. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:41 | |
Feels like we're hardly moving. We're doing about four knots. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:49 | |
There's no rush is there, darling? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
No, for a change... Well, there's never really a rush... | 0:23:52 | 0:23:57 | |
Wooooh. That's me hat gone! | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
It's over there. Do you want me to get it? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
But this adventure isn't all about the sea. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
It's about discovering wonderful places in our floating home. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
Today, our address is number one, Loch Oich, Scotland. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:26 | |
Just look outside my kitchen window. It's amazing. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
At 100 feet above sea level, Loch Oich is the highest point of the Caledonian Canal. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:44 | |
It's the highest point of our adventure. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Look down there, I mean it's like something out of a dream. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:52 | |
Through the pants, socks, bras and knickers. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Back through there, look. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Look at the swans on the bridge. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
Drop the curtain of pants and socks. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
It's also the home to Atlantic salmon who swim up the Caledonian Canal | 0:25:04 | 0:25:10 | |
to lay their eggs in the fresh water here. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:15 | |
Are they on a dinghy? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
HE GROWLS INCESSANTLY Stop it! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
I didn't realise it'd be this lovely. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
It's a lovely respite from all the challenges of the ocean. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:36 | |
Let's see, where's this money spider? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
I won't disturb it. I won't let it touch me. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Help it on it's way. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
Give it to the midges. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
The next loch on the Caledonian is the most famous. Loch Ness. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:10 | |
It's so deep you can fit Canary Wharf into it which could explain | 0:26:10 | 0:26:15 | |
why no one has yet found Nessie. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
We can't stay to look for her either | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
because I can feel the call of the sea. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:25 | |
We're coming up towards the end of Inverness Firth here. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
We get round that corner and take a sharpish right, | 0:26:30 | 0:26:36 | |
we're in the Moray Forth which is the North Sea. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:41 | |
This part of Scotland is further north than Gothenburg | 0:26:41 | 0:26:47 | |
so it's not surprising it's bloody cold up here! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
This is our final journey before we moor up for the winter. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:58 | |
Come on, baby. Have a jump! Hooray! Hello, darling! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
We've done nearly 1,000 miles this year. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:06 | |
1,000 miles in a barge. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
We've done the entire Welsh Coast... There's the lifeboat station. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:12 | |
Where's the lifeboat station? | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
...been to Liverpool... | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
I can't remember seeing anything quite so spectacular. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:22 | |
And even across to Northern Ireland. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
We're in Northern Ireland! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
IRISH ACCENT: We're in Northern Ireland | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
And all of it on the unpredictable Irish Sea. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Hold on, Shane, hold on, hold on. Sit down. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:41 | |
I keep asking myself why I'm doing it | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
and it's a bit of a mystery to me, actually... | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
The sea is a metaphor for taking control, in a sense, | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
of the unpredictability of the world and life. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:59 | |
In a sense, running head first into it. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
And as far as we know, we're the only planet that we can see that's got a sea. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:07 | |
Get off! | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
I'm kind of quite proud of it in a weird way. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:15 | |
# She's out on the sea Sailing to me, sailing to me | 0:28:15 | 0:28:23 | |
# When shall I see my lover Come home from the sea | 0:28:23 | 0:28:30 | |
# Answer my plea Somewhere at sea. # | 0:28:30 | 0:28:38 | |
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