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Cagney, I need a woman's opinion.

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Isbecki, I am up to my ears in this case, OK? Later.

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Come on, this is my first baby shower.

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Marcus.

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Take a look at this, huh?

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Hat, huh?

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-Oh, yeah.

-Yeah? Guns.

-Ah-ha.

-Vest.

-Yeah.

-Huh?

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-It's you, Victor.

-Yeah?

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Ted Peters requests Sergeant Cagney.

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Again? Would you just tell Peters I will call him later?

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I have, every time he has called. Now you can do it personally.

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-What, is he here?

-In the parking bay.

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All I know is he asked Maccabee to send you out.

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Maccabee asked Coney, Coney asked me.

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What, he can find the front door?

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I don't explain them, I just deliver them.

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Mr Peters! Where the hell are you?

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-And why...?

-..the hell didn't I come into the building?

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Well, ask the truck driver why he's blocking this ramp.

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I'm sorry you were inconvenienced.

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Well, I'm sorry you were. Ted Peters.

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-Sergeant Cagney.

-You know, you really should be wearing a coat.

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-I didn't expect this to take long.

-Oh, you thought you could

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just come down here, ask me why I've been calling you,

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-tell me to stop and be back at your desk in 30 seconds.

-I figured 20.

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-What is it you want, Mr Peters?

-I want to know why you haven't

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gotten anywhere with these wheelchair muggings.

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-You want an update on my case?

-I have called you five times.

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Look, Mr Peters, when I crack this case,

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then I will have something concrete to tell you,

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but as it stands now, I'm very cold

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and there is a man out there who is victimizing handicapped persons.

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And the sooner I get back to my desk,

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the faster we will have him off the streets, if you will excuse me.

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Sergeant Cagney, I would like to help you find him.

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I am with the Eisley Foundation, Washington DC.

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Have you heard of us?

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We operate centres for people with disabilities.

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Now, we have resources in our New York branch that might be

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very useful for you.

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Mr Peters, I am on this investigation.

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I am also late for an interview regarding this investigation.

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But I promise you, should I hit a snag, I will certainly be in touch.

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Being in a wheelchair,

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I know how people in my situation can get into trouble.

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One of them is telling me how to do my job.

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Now, I do appreciate concerned citizens...

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-But no-one likes a pain in the neck.

-Exactly.

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So, don't be a pain in the neck.

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Good day, Sergeant.

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I don't like hearing that one of my officers was rude.

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If anything, Inspector, it was Peters who was rude to me.

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You know, this department has a policy of being responsive

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to all citizens.

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Yeah, and that goes double for cripples.

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Inspector, I think the term physically challenged or

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physically inconvenienced would be more appropriate.

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Yeah, well, whatever.

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Anyway, it was also implied that you are dragging your heels on this case.

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That is not true! I spent all morning interviewing victims.

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-I've been breaking my tail on this!

-Well, that's not enough, Cagney.

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It may surprise you, but some of us here are concerned

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with the image of this department.

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-Right. Think God Mr Peters came to us instead of the press.

-Yeah.

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What I want you to do is apologise to Peters in person.

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I want you to answer all his questions

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and I want you to continually update him until you break the case.

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Assuming I do, with the time that has been left over for work.

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Sergeant,

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I would appreciate less in the way of attitude

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and more in the way of results.

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Do I make myself clear?

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Oh, and, Bert, for God sakes,

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don't let that ramp get blocked again.

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The reason I called...

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I wanted to apologise if I gave you the wrong impression this morning.

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Even to say you were really cold?

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The Police Department is, of course,

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most eager to find the wheelchair mugger,

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and we thought you might like to know where we are on the case.

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Yes, that'd be nice.

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Most of the attacks occurred within a few blocks

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of where the victims lived.

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I am running a computer check now to find out what else

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the victims have in common.

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We hope that that will tell us how the mugger finds his victims

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and then, in turn, lead us to the assailant.

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-What have those wondrous machines come up with?

-So far...not much.

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-Ah-ha.

-But please know that solving this case is a top priority.

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Yeah. How many cases you got, Sergeant?

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My guess is too many.

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Look, Mr Peters, I know what a threat this situation must pose

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to the...physically challenged.

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Oh, that is a nice euphemism. I am partial to gimp myself,

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but you can use whatever term makes you comfortable.

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Nothing makes me feel comfortable about this case, OK?

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I just want to catch the guy and put him behind bars.

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And if my hunch is correct, the computer will make that

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connection today and I will find the mugger tomorrow.

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And if that is not fast enough, that is the best that I can do.

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Look, Sergeant,

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I know that you were told to come here, use acceptable words

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and control your temper.

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You see, I understand how your brass operates.

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-You and Knelman buddies or something?

-Sure,

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we go bowling together.

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-You think you're funny?

-I know I couldn't be a stand-up comic.

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Well, you also couldn't be a detective, Mr Peters.

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So why don't you just back off?

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Or roll off or whatever it is you do.

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Would you believe figure eights?

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Mary Beth?!

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-What are you doing here?

-I want to talk to you.

-What about...?

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If you say one word about my condition,

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Christine, I swear I'll hit you.

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I couldn't stay in that apartment another minute even if

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I was having ten babies.

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I'm grateful, Christine, but I hate the idea of this baby shower.

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You're not supposed to know about that!

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Well, I do, and I want you and Harvey to call it off.

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Hey, you know I don't like baby showers.

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I don't go to baby showers and I certainly don't throw them.

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You're the one who loves baby showers.

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-Other people's baby showers.

-Do you know many hours it took me

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-to talk to guys into going?

-Now, you see, that is exactly what I mean.

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They'll be miserable, I'll be miserable,

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-and what is the point?

-The point is they already bought their presents

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and I spent a long time pulling this damn thing together.

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And I can't get the money back on the room.

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I appreciate the thought, Christine, but it is the wrong one.

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Please don't do this to me, Mary Beth.

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I've had a rough day dealing with a concerned citizen, and I've had it.

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You've had it? You're not eight-months pregnant.

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That's the good news. There is an end in sight for you,

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I don't know how long I'll have to report to Peters.

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Who is Peters?

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He is this guy who leaned on Knelman and now Knelman is leaning on me.

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If you invited Knelman, I will never forgive you!

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He wants everything his own way.

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He manipulates people and he doesn't know how to take no for an answer.

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-Why didn't you tell me you didn't want a baby shower?

-I did.

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He thinks he's charming. I happen to think he's obnoxious!

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Giving people parties they don't want, that's obnoxious.

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He's also doing the one-liners all the time, arrogant,

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-you know that type? Are you listening to me?

-Yes, I am.

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I'm telling you, if he weren't already in a wheelchair,

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-I'd put him in one.

-He's in a wheelchair?

-I told you that.

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No, you didn't, you didn't mention that till now.

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Well, he is, that is why I have to be nice to him.

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He's such a jerk.

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First you sneak around planning baby showers

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and then you talk that way about somebody who is handicapped.

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-Physically inconvenienced, can you top that?

-I am that.

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Can I use your bathroom?

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Will you come to the shower?

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-Christine...

-Will you come to the shower, please?

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I'll be there.

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Feeling horrible, and I hope it makes you happy.

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You better damn well look surprised!

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So, what you are telling me is the computer has come up dry.

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One more run through the MO file is bound to turn up something.

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Meanwhile, the mugger is still out there preying on easy targets.

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I will find him, I just need a little more time.

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-What is one more week?

-Too much, that's what.

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The press is having a field day with this.

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If you don't come up with a lead by tomorrow, Knelman is going to turn

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-this over to the Bureau Task Force.

-He can't do that!

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He can and he will.

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Lieutenant, I have done all the legwork on this thing.

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-If Knelman turns it over to Task Force...

-It won't look very good.

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If I were you, I would come up with something else.

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Four years ago, we were nothing more than a two-office storefront.

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Today, we have got 50 employees, just as many services.

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We've got vocational counselling, legal aid, travel agencies,

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a monthly newsletter...

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I tell you, sometimes it is hard to keep up.

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-Yeah, I can appreciate that.

-Ted.

-Angie.

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You owe me dinner.

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Oh, lobster mandarin, Ming's Garden, I haven't forgotten, see that?

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-Call me.

-I will.

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That was Angela Matheson, our public relations coordinator.

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A tight-knit organization you run here.

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Well, we don't like to discriminate against able-bodied.

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-Oh, Norma, did Bill call?

-I left the message with the rest of your stack.

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-Could you get me the resource file, please?

-Yeah, coming up.

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What it is is a list of wheelchair-accessible buildings,

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like theatres, restaurants, health clubs.

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Maybe we can come up with a common denominator.

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You had mentioned a newsletter. Who has access to the mailing list?

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That's on a computer printout.

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Everyone that works here.

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Well, may I look at that and a list of your employees?

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Yeah, past and present.

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Will you please get me a computer printout on Pierce Taxi, Queens.

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I will check back following interview with witness.

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'10-4.'

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The hospital clerk said that you radioed for the ambulance.

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Did you see anyone else at the scene when you arrived?

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No, just Mr Jenkins lying on the sidewalk, all beat up.

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Do you know what he was doing at that address?

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Well, he was seeing this girl, you know what I mean.

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Does he see this girl often?

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-Now, that is nobody's business but his, lady.

-Sergeant.

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Look, I've got a cab to clean up.

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You have my sympathies, Mr Kurtz,

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but I am running an official investigation here.

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And all of the mugging victims have used your cab company

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-on a regular basis.

-What is the big deal?

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The word got around that we don't mind handling the wheelchairs.

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They are good tippers, so we don't have to mug them.

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I wasn't suggesting that you do.

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-Who takes the calls?

-That would be Jimmy, the dispatcher.

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Now, wait a minute, you're not saying that Jimmy is a mugger, huh?

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-Could I just talked to Jimmy?

-Sure, Sergeant.

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Hey, Jimmy! Somebody out here wants to see you.

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Jimmy?

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I didn't think you'd still be here.

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But I bet you work as long and as hard as I do.

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You have got a real competitive streak, don't you, Peters?

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I thought I would bring these by.

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Resource files for the Tri-state area.

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I thought they would be of some help.

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Oh, thanks a lot, I appreciate it.

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How's it going?

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Do you want the PR response or do you want the truth?

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I like a woman who couldn't lie to me.

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OK, I found out that all the victims used the Pierce Taxi Company.

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That's terrific.

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Except that all the people at the Pierce Taxi Company check out.

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So I am back to square one.

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You look tired, I bet you haven't eaten.

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Yeah, well... I guess I'll get something on the way home.

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I know a great Italian restaurant downtown - Maceli's,

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you ever hear of it?

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No, but I will try it sometime, thanks.

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No, I was talking about tonight. With me.

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Well, I have to get up early in the morning

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and I have all of this work that I have even done yet,

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but it was nice of you to ask me, thank you.

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I'm talking about great fettuccine here.

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You know, like mama used to make.

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My mama never cooked.

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-I can't really, but thanks.

-Your loss.

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And mine.

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You know what I'm going to do to deal with this?

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I'm going to go alone.

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And I'm going to order the fettuccine and the lasagne.

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-Can I use your phone?

-Sure.

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I bet you thought I was a guy who couldn't feel sorry for myself.

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I'll probably get mugged.

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Yeah, could you send a cab to the 14th Precinct station house, please?

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And could you tell the driver that I am in a wheelchair?

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Thank you.

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Do you always say that?

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We know people monitor the police band, so maybe this

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guy has been monitoring the calls to the cab drivers.

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Maybe he has. But that is still no reason to put you out as decoy.

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What else are we going to do, Lieutenant?

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Every lead has dead ended.

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I think we have got to bring the man to us.

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And with all the people in wheelchairs in this city,

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what do you think the odds are that he is going to pick the one guy

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-who happens to be a cop?

-I'll take lots of cabs.

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I'll take lots and lots of cabs,

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and you can give me Petrie and Isbecki as back up.

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I can't take three detectives off the chart!

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Lieutenant, this is a very important case.

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We told Knelman we would get results.

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I don't know how else to do it except go undercover.

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I can't have this guy following you

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all the way back to your own apartment.

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So, maybe the Department will rent me a place.

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Maybe the Department will send me to Europe.

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She can stay at my place, I've got an extra bedroom.

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And the building is wheelchair accessible.

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Well, thank you, Mr Peters.

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I'm sorry, but

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we don't like to have civilians involved in these kind of cases.

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Well, I'll sign any release form you want.

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The apartment is free, and so are the lessons.

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-Lessons?

-Yeah, she is going to have to have someone teach her how to

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manoeuvre one of these things.

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Slow... Turn!

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Turn.

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Go back up.

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You having fun?

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Yeah, just tell me when my arms will stop hurting.

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That depends on what kind of shape you are into begin with.

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Good, I thought.

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It looked that way to me.

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Come this way.

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Come, come. Oh!

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Good. Stop.

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Good. Brakes.

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Great invention, brakes, huh?

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All you hear about is the man who invented the wheel.

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Already seems better.

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Warm bath will help.

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You know, if it is any consolation, what you did today took me

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-about a week to learn.

-Really?

-Yeah.

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-Good.

-So...

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When did it happen to you?

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Six years ago.

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Head-on collision, the other guy walked away.

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I hope they threw the book at the bastard who was responsible.

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Well, they were going to, but...

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they figured that, well, I had been punished enough.

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Never pass on a curve.

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I'll remember that.

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I was in advertising at the time, I had my own company.

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I was doing pretty good. I guess I could have stayed with it,

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but, I don't know, Madison Avenue...

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Packaging is everything.

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Anyway, what I am doing now I find much more gratifying.

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What, heading the Eisley Foundation?

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No, teaching a cop how to do figure eights in a wheelchair.

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Well, I'll bring my stuff in the morning.

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You know, I wanted to give you the key just in case I'm not there.

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Thank you.

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And don't worry about that thing, you're going to be fine.

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-As long as I remember my brakes.

-And never pass on a curve.

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-All right, all right.

-Here they come!

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ALL: Surprise!

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Oh, my Lord! It's a baby shower!

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Where are the wives?

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-Chris did the inviting.

-I could hardly get them to come.

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Here she is.

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And he told me that we were going out for pizza!

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Pizza?

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Looking good, Mary Beth, looking real good.

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Good? She looks tremendous!

0:19:020:19:04

Tremendous!

0:19:040:19:06

THEY LAUGH

0:19:060:19:08

You want to sit down, Mary Beth?

0:19:110:19:13

Yeah, honey, sitting is good for you.

0:19:130:19:15

-Here you go. Great dress.

-What do you mean by great?

0:19:160:19:19

Hey, this is fun. I've never been to a baby shower before.

0:19:190:19:22

-Yes you have.

-When?

-Claudia's.

0:19:220:19:25

Well, I'm new at this, so what do you do at these things anyway, huh?

0:19:280:19:32

You guys want a drink?

0:19:400:19:42

Milk, Mary Beth?

0:19:420:19:44

Oh, hi.

0:20:010:20:02

I didn't think you'd be here so early.

0:20:040:20:06

I didn't mean to barge in. I thought you'd be gone by now.

0:20:060:20:09

My breakfast appointment cancelled out on me.

0:20:090:20:13

I'm sorry, next time I'll knock.

0:20:130:20:15

Listen, unless I can be arrested for what I am doing here,

0:20:180:20:22

why don't we both relax?

0:20:220:20:24

That's the bathroom in there.

0:20:250:20:27

I want you to know, I don't make space in my medicine

0:20:270:20:30

cabinet for just anyone, you know.

0:20:300:20:32

I'll remember that whenever I write my thank you note.

0:20:320:20:34

The H on the tap stands for hardly warm.

0:20:340:20:37

Then I will feel right at home.

0:20:370:20:39

I put your wheelchair in the closet here.

0:20:390:20:42

I cleared some space out for you. I figured you were a clothes horse.

0:20:420:20:45

Actually, I packed very lightly. We only have a week for this.

0:20:470:20:49

-Oh, can I use your phone?

-Sure.

-Great, thanks.

0:20:520:20:55

Hey, I want to thank you for what you are doing. I think it's great.

0:20:550:20:59

-Thank you.

-It takes a lot of guts.

0:20:590:21:01

Nah, it just takes a badge.

0:21:010:21:04

You be careful.

0:21:040:21:05

-I'll be hell on wheels.

-I knew that when I first met you.

0:21:050:21:09

Yeah.

0:21:090:21:10

-Yes. Would you please send a driver to 628...

-826.

0:21:200:21:25

..826 Madison Avenue?

0:21:250:21:28

And please tell them I am in a wheelchair.

0:21:280:21:30

'OK, guys, here I come.'

0:21:300:21:33

'Is this thing working?'

0:21:410:21:43

CAR HORN BEEPS

0:21:440:21:48

Jeffrey! I'm terribly sorry.

0:22:450:22:47

Jeffrey, say I'm sorry for staring at the lady like that.

0:22:470:22:51

-Oh, no, that's all right.

-No, he has to learn. Jeffrey, say I'm sorry.

0:22:510:22:55

Jeffrey, say I'm sorry!

0:22:550:22:57

-I'm sorry.

-That's all right.

-Thank you. Come on.

0:22:570:23:00

-Whoa, hey!

-Watch it, man, she's a crip.

0:24:050:24:08

That's it, fellas, I'm going to call it a day.

0:24:160:24:19

Oh.

0:24:320:24:33

Hi.

0:24:350:24:37

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.

0:24:370:24:39

I can't believe I fell asleep.

0:24:410:24:44

What time is it?

0:24:440:24:45

It's a little after nine.

0:24:450:24:48

-Did you just get in?

-Oh, long meeting.

0:24:500:24:53

Yeah?

0:24:530:24:55

Hey, how did it go?

0:24:550:24:57

Oh, long day.

0:24:580:25:00

I knew it is going to be rough getting around, you know,

0:25:040:25:07

I expected that.

0:25:070:25:08

But the people in the city, I tell you,

0:25:110:25:14

they don't even look at you.

0:25:140:25:16

You know, they all look up here.

0:25:160:25:18

And...and the ones that do look at you are so damn patronizing,

0:25:200:25:24

you just want to kill them.

0:25:240:25:25

My arms got real sore.

0:25:300:25:32

-So I took a hot bath.

-Did it help?

0:25:340:25:36

Mm.

0:25:360:25:38

-But I've still got a headache. Am I giving you one?

-No.

0:25:390:25:42

I'd kill for an aspirin.

0:25:420:25:44

You probably have a headache because you've been looking up at everybody.

0:25:440:25:48

Your neck muscles aren't used to it.

0:25:480:25:49

-Here, come here, I'll give you an exercise.

-OK.

0:25:490:25:52

Take your neck and do like this.

0:25:570:25:59

From side to side. That's it.

0:26:000:26:03

Slowly. Now the other way.

0:26:030:26:06

Back. That's good.

0:26:060:26:07

Release some of that tension. Don't pull, just stretch.

0:26:070:26:11

Is this a roundabout way of telling me you are out of aspirin?

0:26:110:26:15

I don't believe in aspirin.

0:26:150:26:16

I know a man who felt that way about capital punishment.

0:26:180:26:21

No, no, no. Keep your head straight.

0:26:250:26:27

I've been trying to do that for years.

0:26:280:26:30

What I want you to pretend to do is pretend to touch your ear

0:26:300:26:34

to your shoulder, all right?

0:26:340:26:36

Go ahead.

0:26:360:26:37

All the way.

0:26:390:26:40

That's where it gets you, right there.

0:26:410:26:43

That is where the tension builds up.

0:26:430:26:45

And now the other way.

0:26:460:26:47

Honey, baby, that's OK, I'll finish.

0:28:260:28:29

I need the exercise.

0:28:300:28:32

Yeah, maybe you could use a little exercise, that's OK.

0:28:320:28:34

What do you mean by that?

0:28:340:28:37

What you said. I mean, sitting around, taking it easy,

0:28:370:28:40

maybe you could use the exercise.

0:28:400:28:42

-I got fat, is that what you mean?

-I did not say that, Mary Beth.

0:28:420:28:45

Yeah, but that is what you meant, though, isn't it?

0:28:450:28:47

That's it, I can't win.

0:28:470:28:49

-Anything I say, you nail me to the wall.

-That is not true!

0:28:490:28:52

The hell it isn't!

0:28:520:28:53

You know, I'm just glad you weren't this way with the other two.

0:28:530:28:56

Oh, yeah? Because if I had been, there wouldn't be a third,

0:28:560:28:59

-is that what you are saying?

-Let me tell you something, Mary Beth,

0:28:590:29:02

living with you this past week has been a royal pain in the butt

0:29:020:29:04

and I am damn tired of it!

0:29:040:29:06

-I'm a little bit irritable.

-A little bit irritable.

0:29:150:29:17

-That's like saying you're a little bit pregnant.

-Oh, funny, Harvey.

0:29:170:29:20

That's very funny.

0:29:200:29:21

How would you like to carry around 36 extra pounds for two months?

0:29:210:29:25

How would you like to retain enough water to float a battleship?

0:29:250:29:28

My shoes are too small,

0:29:280:29:29

my elasticised waistbands are too tight.

0:29:290:29:31

I sit down, and I am uncomfortable. I stand up, my ankles swell.

0:29:310:29:34

I lay down, my back hurts. Being pregnant is not easy, Harvey,

0:29:340:29:38

and if you think it is, try it sometime.

0:29:380:29:40

Honey, if I could have this baby for you, I would.

0:29:400:29:43

Yeah?

0:29:450:29:46

Would you have gone to that shower?

0:29:490:29:51

Everybody says that a pregnant lady is so beautiful.

0:29:550:29:58

I don't feel beautiful, Harvey, I feel big and heavy and clumsy.

0:29:580:30:02

Oh, honey, I swear to you, you're not heavy and clumsy.

0:30:020:30:06

-You're just big.

-Oh, nice, Harv.

0:30:060:30:09

It is. It just means there's more of you to love.

0:30:090:30:12

Hey.

0:30:160:30:17

Liar.

0:30:190:30:20

Good morning.

0:30:250:30:28

Hi. Did you sleep well?

0:30:280:30:30

Oh, yes, very well, thanks. Have you seen my shoes?

0:30:300:30:33

Yeah, they're in the living room.

0:30:330:30:35

-Oh.

-I hope I didn't wake you.

0:30:350:30:37

-My typing. I get up pretty early.

-I see you do.

0:30:370:30:41

I probably make the best omelette in the city.

0:30:410:30:45

Well, it looks wonderful, but I can't stay.

0:30:450:30:47

It's Saturday all day.

0:30:470:30:49

I know, but I have plans.

0:30:500:30:53

-Excuse me.

-Well, Chris,

0:30:530:30:55

then just stay for breakfast.

0:30:550:30:57

Oh, I'm sorry, Ted, but I...um...

0:30:570:30:59

I have to...I have to go somewhere else.

0:30:590:31:02

A brunch.

0:31:020:31:04

Do you know what time it is?

0:31:110:31:12

Oh. Well, actually, it's a breakfast meeting.

0:31:130:31:17

And then I have to go shopping.

0:31:170:31:18

You're right about me being a clothes horse.

0:31:180:31:20

And then I have to do my laundry. You know, some people are so good

0:31:200:31:23

with fluff and fold, but I just never really got the hang of it.

0:31:230:31:26

-But I will call you later, I promise.

-Chris.

0:31:260:31:28

Yes.

0:31:280:31:29

Mornings after are always tough.

0:31:290:31:31

And there are things here that make them tougher.

0:31:310:31:34

I know that.

0:31:340:31:35

I don't know about you, but I had a great time last night.

0:31:350:31:38

I did, too.

0:31:380:31:40

I feel great.

0:31:400:31:41

I just have to go now.

0:31:420:31:43

Morning, Mary Beth.

0:31:550:31:56

I brought breakfast. No-one wants to cook on a Saturday.

0:31:560:31:59

Hiya.

0:32:040:32:05

I brought bagels and cream cheese with orange juice, freshly squeezed.

0:32:050:32:10

Is the rest of the family sleeping in this morning?

0:32:180:32:21

7:34 on a weekend morning.

0:32:240:32:27

I wouldn't call that sleeping in.

0:32:270:32:30

7:30?

0:32:300:32:31

Oh, I left my watch. Did I wake you up?

0:32:330:32:35

I thought breakfast would be a nice idea.

0:32:360:32:38

-At a decent hour with a phone call, it's a nice idea.

-Excuse me.

0:32:380:32:43

Next time I will call and make an appointment to talk to you.

0:32:430:32:47

Christine, that's all right, it's OK.

0:32:470:32:49

I'm getting used to your surprises lately.

0:32:490:32:53

The baby shower wasn't that bad, was it?

0:32:530:32:55

Do you want to know the best part? It's over.

0:32:550:32:57

OK. What's the problem?

0:32:590:33:02

What?

0:33:090:33:10

That Ted Peters.

0:33:130:33:14

I like him, Mary Beth.

0:33:160:33:17

You came over here at this hour to tell me

0:33:170:33:19

something I knew four days ago?

0:33:190:33:22

I like him a lot.

0:33:220:33:23

Is that the problem?

0:33:240:33:26

I slept with him last night.

0:33:300:33:32

That could be a problem.

0:33:340:33:35

I just... I don't know...

0:33:370:33:39

-If I want to get involved.

-Yeah.

0:33:390:33:42

I mean, I don't want to string him along.

0:33:420:33:44

-I've got to make a decision, Mary Beth.

-Now?

0:33:440:33:49

I don't want to hurt him.

0:33:490:33:51

I never heard you say that about anybody before.

0:33:530:33:55

Well, he's not exactly like anybody I've been with before.

0:33:550:33:58

Because he is in a wheelchair.

0:33:580:34:00

-Well, you can't pretend that it doesn't exist.

-I wasn't going to.

0:34:000:34:03

I have a life that I lead, a life that I enjoy,

0:34:030:34:05

and he would be left out.

0:34:050:34:06

I ski. You know I love to ski. I ski all the time.

0:34:090:34:12

That would be real nice, wouldn't it?

0:34:140:34:15

Having a great downhill run

0:34:150:34:17

-and he is stuck there in the lodge all by himself.

-Ah-ha.

0:34:170:34:20

Maybe I didn't ski as much last year. But I jog.

0:34:210:34:25

I go to the theatre. I like ballgames.

0:34:250:34:27

-I'm a very active person.

-And he isn't?

0:34:270:34:30

I didn't say that. Did you hear me say that once?

0:34:310:34:34

Well, what is it, then?

0:34:340:34:35

I don't know if I can handle this relationship.

0:34:370:34:39

Oh, Chris, you are trying to make

0:34:390:34:40

a decision about something that you don't know a lot about.

0:34:400:34:43

Take your time.

0:34:430:34:45

I don't have any time, what do you mean take my time?

0:34:450:34:47

I have to go back and I have to face him.

0:34:470:34:50

What am I going to say to him?

0:34:500:34:52

"I really want to be with you, Ted.

0:34:570:34:59

"I just don't know if I have the guts."

0:35:010:35:03

-Yeah, what?

-Lieutenant, may speak with you?

0:35:140:35:16

I thought you were on decoy duty.

0:35:160:35:18

Well, that is what I wanted to talk to you about.

0:35:180:35:20

I need a new base of operations.

0:35:200:35:22

Peters' place is not working out.

0:35:220:35:24

Wait a minute, Cagney.

0:35:250:35:27

After I sell the brass on funding this set up,

0:35:270:35:29

you're telling me that it is not working out?

0:35:290:35:31

No, the operation is viable, just the location is wrong.

0:35:310:35:34

-This whole idea was yours, Cagney.

-I know it.

0:35:340:35:37

But using Peters' apartment was his,

0:35:370:35:39

and I am telling you that the area is just too well-travelled.

0:35:390:35:42

Well, you should have thought of that before I sold Knelman on this.

0:35:420:35:45

It is just too busy there for a mugging to take place, Lieutenant.

0:35:450:35:48

I know that you got some kind of problem with this Peters guy,

0:35:490:35:53

but I want you to put that aside.

0:35:530:35:55

Nailing the perp, that is all that should matter here.

0:35:550:35:58

I know, I talked to him before I left.

0:36:110:36:13

Someone is at my door, I got to go.

0:36:130:36:14

No, charter half a plane.

0:36:200:36:21

Look, I told him I'd get him there. Bye.

0:36:210:36:24

Hoping I wouldn't recognize you?

0:36:300:36:32

No, I was just hoping the mugger wouldn't.

0:36:330:36:36

He's around. Where's my microphone?

0:36:360:36:38

I put it on the table there.

0:36:380:36:40

Along with your watch.

0:36:400:36:42

Where have you been?

0:36:460:36:48

Home.

0:36:480:36:50

I get the weekends off.

0:36:500:36:52

I do, too.

0:36:520:36:54

I thought you were going to call me.

0:36:540:36:56

After your shopping and laundry, of course.

0:36:560:36:59

You know, despite my swagger,

0:37:010:37:03

I'm usually not treated like a one night stand.

0:37:030:37:06

Sorry.

0:37:080:37:09

Me, too.

0:37:090:37:11

I tried calling.

0:37:110:37:12

-Yeah, well, I'm not listed.

-Yeah, I found out.

0:37:130:37:17

Could you give me a clue why you vanished?

0:37:170:37:19

I mean, I thought it went pretty well.

0:37:190:37:21

It did, I told you that it was great.

0:37:220:37:24

-Dammit, Chris, I was worried about you.

-You shouldn't have been.

0:37:240:37:29

Look, I've got to go, OK? The guys are waiting for me.

0:37:290:37:31

-Let them wait. Talk to me, Chris.

-I can't.

0:37:310:37:36

Please understand. When this case is over, then we'll talk.

0:37:360:37:40

OK?

0:37:400:37:41

Thank you.

0:38:040:38:05

I'm going to try down this alley.

0:38:450:38:47

OK, guys, I've had enough.

0:39:270:39:29

Thank you.

0:39:350:39:36

SHE YELLS

0:39:540:39:57

Come on, baby, you're going for a little ride down the stairs.

0:40:080:40:11

Freeze, police!

0:40:240:40:25

I want you to know, I don't cook dinner for just anybody.

0:40:380:40:41

Shall I consider myself honoured?

0:40:450:40:47

Well, I think you better taste it first.

0:40:470:40:50

Oh, I tell you, I wish I could have seen the look

0:40:510:40:53

on that guy's face when you stood up.

0:40:530:40:55

-HE LAUGHS

-Yeah.

0:40:550:40:57

Must have been the same kind of look that was on your face

0:40:570:41:01

when you woke up in my bed the other morning.

0:41:010:41:03

I better check on dinner.

0:41:050:41:06

-Do you like Veal?

-Yes.

-I love to make veal.

0:41:090:41:12

It's so much fun to pound away at it.

0:41:120:41:14

Then there's so many interesting ways to prepare it.

0:41:140:41:16

There's veal marsala, veal Cordon Bleu,

0:41:160:41:18

veal piccata, veal...

0:41:180:41:20

Parmesan.

0:41:200:41:21

I was wondering what we'd talk about.

0:41:230:41:26

Maybe we should save subjects like chicken and beef for after dinner.

0:41:280:41:32

Chris.

0:41:420:41:44

I was wrong to expect you to spend the weekend with me.

0:41:440:41:48

I mean, I had no right to make that assumption. I'm sorry.

0:41:480:41:52

I wanted to spend the weekend with you.

0:41:540:41:56

I was just scared, does that make any sense?

0:41:570:42:00

Of course.

0:42:010:42:02

Why are you so terrific?

0:42:040:42:06

I don't know, habit, I guess.

0:42:060:42:09

SHE GIGGLES

0:42:090:42:11

Well, here's to...?

0:42:140:42:17

A tough judge and a long sentence.

0:42:170:42:20

-And a job well done.

-Thank you.

0:42:200:42:22

Mm.

0:42:290:42:31

-That's good stuff.

-Well, I figure you deserve the best.

0:42:310:42:35

That is what I have been saying to myself lately.

0:42:360:42:39

And I've decided, who am I to argue?

0:42:400:42:42

Well, shall we eat?

0:42:440:42:45

I want to tell you what I have been thinking about first.

0:42:490:42:52

Is it going to spoil my appetite?

0:42:520:42:54

Oh, I hope not.

0:42:540:42:55

I've given this a lot of thought.

0:42:590:43:01

I was frightened because I didn't think I could handle it.

0:43:070:43:11

But now I have gotten to know you.

0:43:130:43:15

Christine, hold it a minute.

0:43:150:43:17

Give me your hand.

0:43:170:43:19

Let me talk first.

0:43:220:43:23

You should hear Ted talk about his schedule.

0:43:280:43:31

I'll tell you, Mary Beth,

0:43:310:43:32

he's got his appointment book filled up for the next two years.

0:43:320:43:36

He took off for Washington this morning, seven o'clock.

0:43:360:43:38

That is where he is based.

0:43:380:43:41

-He had a congressional meeting he had to get to.

-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah.

0:43:410:43:44

I told him I was the same way.

0:43:460:43:48

You know, with this case load I've been carrying,

0:43:480:43:50

I really don't have much time for a social life.

0:43:500:43:53

-Sound like he doesn't have much time either.

-No, not a lot.

0:43:540:43:58

Not enough for me anyway.

0:44:030:44:04

He may be in a wheelchair, Mary Beth, but there is one thing

0:44:090:44:11

this man cannot do, and that is say no to his work.

0:44:110:44:14

You miss a lot that way.

0:44:160:44:18

Yeah, well...

0:44:190:44:20

Sometimes you just don't realize it until it is too late.

0:44:220:44:26

It's funny, I've been busy worrying about whether he'd fit into my life.

0:44:350:44:39

I never even stopped to think about whether I'd fit into his.

0:44:430:44:47

This...

0:44:510:44:52

This man, I would have made time for.

0:44:540:44:57

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