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-I've been offered a job.

-What?

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-New Zealand.

-Marlee's staying with me.

-Don't be ridiculous!

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You can hardly take care of yourself, never mind her.

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I'm going to allow you to buy me dinner.

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I thought I was persona non grata.

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You do look very good in a suit, Mr Brodie.

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You begged me to spend quality time with your daughter, then you take her to work and put her in danger.

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You blew it.

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Happy birthday, love.

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# There's a long and winding river

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# From the darkness to the dawn

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# It will carry and deliver you

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# When you walk on

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# No-one here can say for certain

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# What lies in the great beyond

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# You'll pass through that parted curtain... #

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Niamh!

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Niamh!

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Niamh!

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No! Jackson, no!

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Oh, DC Stewart, welcome.

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Call me Marcus, ma'am.

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Only if you don't call me ma'am.

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-What you got there?

-Your... mother.

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The funeral director was leaving her at the front desk.

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-He said that he'd tried calling.

-Right.

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I'm very sorry for your loss.

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-My own mum...

-Are you labouring on the side?

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No, no. I've just moved into a new house on the Kinloch Estates.

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-Hatter Homes?

-Ah, "real homes for real people."

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Part of the bathroom ceiling came down on Holly, my fiancee, this morning.

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-God. Is she hurt?

-No, no.

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PHONE RINGS

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Sorry. Munroe.

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Jackson Brodie? Where?

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-What have we got?

-Female, early 20s.

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5'5", 5'6", 120 lbs.

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Earrings in the shape of a crucifix.

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I couldn't get a really good look but no sign of injury.

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This is Mr Brodie.

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He used to be in the police force until we got rid of him.

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-This is DC Marcus Stewart.

-Has anyone reported a girl missing?

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-You OK?

-Maybe she was drunk, fell in, but why would she come down here?

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Well, maybe... she probably topped herself.

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Or killer pushes her in, waits for the tide to carry her out, but I get here too soon.

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-We don't know she was killed.

-We need the RNLI, RAF, divers.

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No, I can't just whistle up resources just like that. You know the score.

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You can, it's a phone call.

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No, I can't justify calling in hardware on the basis of one sighting.

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-One sighting!

-If they find something suspicious on the beach,

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or if a description of that missing girl comes up, fair enough.

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Hey, she's out there. Why did you bother coming down?

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I'm freezing my arse off. There's a girl out there who

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needs our help, and you come down here telling me I'm making it up.

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-It's unbelievable.

-Why are you being so bloody unreasonable? I'll do what I can.

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Have you seen my watch, Richard?

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What?

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It's a gift from my agent, it's quite a nice one.

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PHONE RINGS

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Ah, that'll be the twat from the venue looking to have a moan.

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Reviews!

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That's why I don't read 'em.

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Yeah, good idea. I never do.

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"Richard Moat's humour creaks with banality these days.

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"He hashes up the same..."

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Hashes up? Hashes up?! You prick.

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"He rehashes the same tired old material that he was using ten years ago." Hmm?

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-Bloody Scotsman, got it wrong. Again.

-Er, we said not in the house.

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Your mate Dave Bell,

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-he said that you were a good bloke.

-Well, I don't know how he could remember.

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I've only spoken to him a couple of times since we sat our O levels.

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He said, and I quote, "Your time with Martin will be chilled out."

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Yeah, and a good deal cheaper than a motel.

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What, you want some rent?

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Nah, course you don't, eh? Because you're not that pathetic, are you?

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Just joking.

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-Er, are you wearing my trousers?

-Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I pissed me own, didn't I?

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Listen mate, you ain't got anything else besides beige chinos?

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They're light chestnut, actually.

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You see, the reason they're all like this, is because me, I'm just too sexy for them.

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I attack the puritanical element.

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That's the problem with this city of yours, mate.

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It's got no libido.

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-Personally I blame Knox.

-You blame John Knox?

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Yeah. I mean, think about it.

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If this was Rio De Janeiro or San Paulo, well, it'd be totally different, wouldn't it?

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Are you likely to play Rio?

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I'm loving your book.

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It'd be great if you could clean up some of this "stuff"

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before you go to bed.

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Here you are, look. "Something's up, Bertie," she... oh, she whispered,

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as she balanced on Bertie's shoulders to get a good view

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of Lord Carstairs in the palm-filled conservatory of Dunwrath Castle.

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You're shit

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and you know you are.

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You're shit

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and you know you are.

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Nice towel.

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It's Marlee's.

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How is she? Still going to New Zealand?

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And how's your actress? Never had you down as the arty type.

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-I've hidden depths.

-Serious?

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-What do you care.

-What's she like?

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-You've met her.

-Briefly.

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She's an actress.

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Wow, you gave a better description of the dead girl.

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I'll phone in a statement.

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If she turns up, let me know.

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But I'm working outside of the house today. Yeah.

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Because I've got a friend of an old school friend staying, and it's not a very good place to be.

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Yeah. Well, barring a few tweaks, I'll have it for you by the weekend.

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That's fine, that's fine.

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CAR HORN BEEPS

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-Shit.

-Yer swine, yer.

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Sorry man, my fault.

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We don't need to make a big thing out of it.

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-Yer stupid ballbag, yer...

-I'll hold.

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Eh?

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Eh? Eh?

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No, no, no...

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-How you going to drive now, yer posh faggot?

-No!

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Hey, that's enough!

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Here. Just relax.

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-I'm fine.

-Don't move, all right?

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Don't move your head. You've been hit. Give us that. What's that?

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-Cigarettes, keys. Is he alright?

-Push it on there.

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-Press it as hard as you can. Don't be shy. Can you breathe?

-Yeah.

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All right. Well, keep calm until help gets here.

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Call an ambulance and the police.

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Are you all right?

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You OK?

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You OK?

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Yeah, yeah...

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He was going at him with a bat, and I threw my laptop at him and he stopped.

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Yeah, I saw. It was very brave. Not a lot of people would have done that.

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I didn't mean to do it.

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What happens now?

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You tell the police everything you saw when they get here, and they'll take care of it.

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But no, the guy, he looked at me. Suppose he comes after me?

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No, no, you'll be fine. Look. You see? Have a look. Down there.

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See that? It's a red Honda, that's the number plate, all right?

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You tell them that and everything you saw, and they'll take care of it, they'll catch him for you.

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-Wait. You're a detective?

-Yeah.

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Then you can protect me.

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You don't need protecting. You should get yourself checked out.

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No, no, no, look, I'm a writer. I'm a writer. I write crime fiction.

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You can be like a consultant.

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-One second...

-You could advise me.

-That's not really what I do.

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You should go to hospital with him and get yourself checked out. You're in a bit of shock.

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No, no, I'll pay you.

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We'll see.

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Well done.

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Tony. Thanks for calling me back.

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Listen, I need your help.

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Tidal movements. Low tide was at 0440.

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My question is this, if a body washed up at Cramond at 0700, then where might it have entered

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the water, and where and when might it wash up again?

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Yeah, that's all right. Don't call me back, I'll...

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Where were you this morning?

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-That nine o'clock waited for over an hour.

-I found a dead woman.

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Oh, that's terrible. Is she paying cash or credit card?

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Your sympathy does you great credit, Deborah.

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I'll remember that when I find you floating upside down in the Firth of Forth.

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You will not find me floating upside down in the Firth of Forth.

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That's right, you've got an art history degree. Nothing bad'll ever happen to you.

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If she's dead, she's not a client, it's a job for the police.

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-It's the living you need to worry about.

-You're all heart.

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-Hi.

-Hey.

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No school?

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No. We are going shopping for summer clothes, aren't we?

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Oh. I went to New Zealand on my gap year.

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It's amazing, you're going to love it.

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Work, work.

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Er, since we were already in town, I thought I'd get you to sign the form.

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I've got a copy, thanks.

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Yeah, I know, but...

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it'd be really helpful if you could just sign it now. It'll only take a minute.

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Well, I'm busy, and...

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I don't think it's the best time to talk about it, do you?

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I'll pop round tonight.

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We're packing tonight.

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Jackson, I've bought the tickets.

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The house is rented. We're going.

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Look, all I need is your parental consent.

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I know what you want.

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You have to sign this.

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I don't, actually.

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-No, I don't have to sign it.

-For Christ's sake. What you doing?

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We knew that this was going to happen at some point, whether it was New Zealand or Newcastle.

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I can get to Newcastle in a couple of hours. I can take care of her.

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You don't take care of her, I do.

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Dad. I could help if you're busy.

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It's OK, I've got boring stuff to do.

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-Why don't you go out shopping with your mum? You'll have more fun, all right.

-OK.

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Tonight!

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Come on, let's go.

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Can I get you something?

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-Hello?

-Hiya, you OK? School OK?

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-Awesome, as ever.

-What have you been up to?

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Dunno. Er, my history essay.

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-On?

-What the Nazis did for us.

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I think you've got that wrong! Look, I'm sorry, you're probably

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going to have to heat up last night's pie tonight, it's going to be a late one here.

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-I'm a neglected child, you know that?

-And I'm a neglected mum.

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I love you.

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Yeah.

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Nina looked up at the old house.

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I say, Nina.

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You're not seriously going to break in there?

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There's been a road-rage incident. A guy's been attacked with a baseball bat and taken to hospital.

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-Nasty head injury, apparently.

-The assailant?

-Escaped.

-Great.

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All right, in the meantime, make sure we've distributed the description of Jackson's girl as widely as possible.

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-Some of the guys...

-What about some of the guys?

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They say that Jackson bloke's a bit of a nutter.

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Yeah, that Jackson bloke is THE most irritating man north of Hadrian's Wall.

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-That's what they said.

-And a better copper than any of them.

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-Distribute the description of the girl.

-Ma'am... Boss.

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Hello? Gloria Hatter speaking.

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No. Sorry, there's been some mistake...

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Graham's away at a work thing.

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He's due back...

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Oh, I see.

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I'll be right there.

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-Feeling better?

-Er, still a bit shaky.

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That's adrenaline for you.

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I hear you're a bit of a hero.

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I don't know what came over me. I've never tried to save anybody in my life.

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How's he doing?

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He's still a little groggy, but he wants to be discharged.

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I've got his bag.

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It's really heavy, like it's got a brick in it or something.

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You seem familiar, Mr Canning.

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Are you famous or something?

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Um... Not really.

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I'm a writer, a novelist. I do...

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what they call soft-boiled crime.

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-Alex Blake.

-I've always wondered about writers.

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Where do you get your ideas from?

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Excuse me, you can't smoke in here.

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This is waiting room.

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When I wait, I smoke.

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Then you'll have to do both outside.

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-Money or I scream.

-Yeah, I'm going to go to the hotel lobby and get...

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PHONE RINGS

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Jackson Brodie. Hold on. Where?

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Yeah. What time?

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Can't you be more precise than that?

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All right, no, thanks a lot.

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-Jackson?

-What?

-You said to remind you.

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You're having lunch with Julia.

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Oh, shit.

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Er, right. Do you mind?

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Ah.

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It's by a Czech writer. Or maybe he's Slovakian.

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Anyway, it's an existentialist, abstract piece.

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Oh right, that means there won't be anything about Greenland or the equator on it then.

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I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that it speaks to an audience.

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Oh right, you care about audiences, do you?

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Well, you shouldn't, because they're all bastards.

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My first night, right, I'm on stage.

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Belter, absolute belter.

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Door opens, fat bastard wanders - waddles in, right?

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You could hear the shockwaves in Leith.

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Anyway, he's wandering down the side of the theatre like this.

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I said "Oi, you corpulent pig,

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"do you mind walking down the middle? There's a bit of a tilt on the building."

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I'm sorry I haven't had chance to come and see it. How were the reviews?

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Pff, I don't know. Don't read them, do I?

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Mind you, having said that, if I did, and if I ever caught hold

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of that bastard from the Scotsman, he's going to regret the moment that he learnt to spell banality.

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-You're late.

-I'm sorry, I got caught up.

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-Jackson Brodie.

-Hi, how are you?

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-Richard. Richard Moat.

-Yeah...

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Comic viagra for the mind, eh?

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Right, I'm off.

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Get my head down, bit knackered.

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Last night, first night with my new Thai bride.

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Anyway, lying in bed there, you know, very intensive foreplay,

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just giving her a lovely blow job and I thought, hang on a minute!

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Right. So maybe see you both tomorrow.

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-Hilarious. It's a wonder he's still not on telly!

-Don't be cruel.

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Where are you taking me?

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-Nerves make me ravenous.

-I'm really sorry, I've got to duck out.

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I found a girl drowned this morning.

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I've got stuff to do.

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I should probably rehearse some more anyway.

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The journey through the birthing canal just isn't resonating for me.

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Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

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Nerves also make me very frisky, Mr Brodie!

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-Ten minutes?

-I really can't.

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Sorry. I've got...

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PHONE RINGS

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I'll call you later.

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-Jackson Brodie.

-Mr Brodie,

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it's Martin Canning. The road rage incident?

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Yeah, Martin. How are you? They're going to catch that bloke?

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Er, probably. I, er...

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Listen, I need your advice.

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The man who was attacked, they're about to discharge him and they want

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me to go with him and watch him for the next 24 hours.

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It's a head injury. They want to see if he's got brain damage.

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Yeah, but I don't even know him!

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Well, don't go then.

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But I can't...

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I don't...

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The thing is, I write about a detective, an amateur sleuth...

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and I think I'm feeling sort of empathetic,

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you know, because you're a detective.

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Well, as a detective, Martin, you've got to learn to follow your nose, you know.

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So maybe go with him and, er, see where it takes you.

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Ah, there you are, Martin. Your friend's been discharged.

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He's ready to go.

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Myocardial infarction.

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Massive heart attack. I'm very sorry.

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It doesn't seem like it's really Graham.

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Graham's always talking.

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Who found him?

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-Has no one told you?

-Obviously not.

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Perhaps we should move out of the room. Graham may be able to hear.

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I don't suppose you're telling him anything he doesn't know already.

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A woman called Jojo, I believe.

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-Jojo?

-A call girl.

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-She did try to resuscitate him.

-A prostitute?

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He might have revived quicker if he hadn't been... tied up.

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Have you been married long?

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39 years.

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Sometimes I feel I went straight from being young to being old.

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Missed out the good bits.

0:23:130:23:16

Och, they're all tossers, if you ask me.

0:23:160:23:19

Will he pull through?

0:23:190:23:21

I'm afraid I can't say at this stage. We'll have to wait for the results of the scans.

0:23:210:23:24

PAGER BEEPS

0:23:240:23:25

Sorry.

0:23:250:23:27

What profiteth it a man

0:23:340:23:36

if he gaineth the whole world

0:23:360:23:40

but loseth his soul?

0:23:400:23:42

Answer me that one, Graham.

0:23:420:23:45

Tosser.

0:23:480:23:49

Hi. You're a girl, Deborah.

0:24:030:24:07

-I think "woman" is the term you're looking for.

-Right.

0:24:070:24:10

She's wearing distinctive earrings.

0:24:100:24:12

Crucifixes with three bars across them. Eastern orthodox, I think. Where would she get them from?

0:24:120:24:18

Well, they sound a bit tacky.

0:24:180:24:19

I'm not interested if you would buy them, Deborah.

0:24:190:24:22

Get us a list of jewellers that specialise in religious memorabilia.

0:24:220:24:26

I'm going to check out the Russian cafes.

0:24:260:24:29

OK, will do. Oh, Jackson, how was lunch?

0:24:290:24:32

Jackson?

0:24:340:24:36

I'm Gloria, the wife.

0:25:000:25:03

I know.

0:25:030:25:04

Graham talk about you.

0:25:040:25:07

Before, during or after?

0:25:070:25:10

Not during.

0:25:100:25:13

Gag.

0:25:130:25:14

PHONE RINGS

0:25:180:25:20

What?

0:25:270:25:29

Mr Canning?

0:25:290:25:31

Hang on.

0:25:310:25:34

Mr Canning?

0:25:340:25:36

Yeah, hang on. I told you I was not to be disturbed.

0:25:360:25:40

Yeah, I'm a police officer. DI Louise Munroe.

0:25:400:25:44

Well, in that case, my dear,

0:25:440:25:47

I am not Mr Canning.

0:25:470:25:49

My name is Richard Moat. Comedy Viagra.

0:25:490:25:52

Well, I need to speak to him. He's an important witness.

0:25:520:25:55

Do you know where he is?

0:25:550:25:58

Er, no.

0:25:580:26:00

Well, when you see him, can you get him to phone me at the station?

0:26:000:26:04

Urgently.

0:26:040:26:06

I certainly will...

0:26:060:26:08

Miss Piggy.

0:26:080:26:10

I don't have sex with him.

0:26:120:26:14

I am a lucky one.

0:26:140:26:16

I'm not a whore.

0:26:160:26:19

Last time Graham and I had sex was in the Maldives.

0:26:190:26:22

There's not a lot to do in the Maldives.

0:26:220:26:25

What does he pay you for, exactly?

0:26:270:26:30

Slapped hard, tied up,

0:26:320:26:34

made to do things.

0:26:340:26:37

What sort of things?

0:26:370:26:38

Lick my boots,

0:26:380:26:41

crawl on floor.

0:26:410:26:44

Nothing useful, like hoovering?

0:26:440:26:47

He likes to be submissive.

0:26:510:26:54

Powerful men, they're all the same.

0:26:540:26:57

Graham and his... friends.

0:26:570:27:01

The board of Hatter's Homes.

0:27:010:27:03

They're all at it?

0:27:030:27:06

The entire board?

0:27:060:27:07

Real homes for...

0:27:070:27:09

...Real people.

0:27:090:27:12

Idiots.

0:27:120:27:13

Where's your accent from?

0:27:150:27:17

Russia.

0:27:170:27:20

My proper name is Tatiana.

0:27:200:27:24

I love your earrings.

0:27:270:27:29

Are you religious?

0:27:320:27:35

Faith?

0:27:350:27:37

You take it where you can.

0:27:370:27:40

This is not how I saw my life.

0:27:400:27:43

Me neither.

0:27:430:27:45

This was a surprise for you.

0:27:470:27:49

Well, yes, you could say that.

0:27:490:27:54

I always imagined him going on the golf course.

0:27:540:27:57

Well, not that he's actually gone yet.

0:27:570:28:00

-Don't worry, Gloria. He will soon.

-You think?

0:28:000:28:04

Trust me.

0:28:040:28:06

Goodbye.

0:28:060:28:08

Hey!

0:28:300:28:31

Hey wait!

0:28:330:28:35

Any luck?

0:28:540:28:56

Yeah, yeah. I saw the dead girl in the street,

0:28:560:28:59

which is obviously impossible, but that's what I did. Or very similar.

0:28:590:29:04

-Same earrings, everything.

-A dead ringer.

0:29:040:29:06

I'd swear it was her.

0:29:060:29:09

-So is she dead or alive?

-Or sisters?

0:29:090:29:11

Sisters?

0:29:110:29:14

What's this?

0:29:140:29:16

I found it when I was looking for the body.

0:29:160:29:19

Half a name, FA, and half a number.

0:29:190:29:23

There were cards like this floating near the dead girl.

0:29:230:29:25

I get dozens of these cards through the letter-box.

0:29:250:29:28

She's not a man with a van, is she? An Italian restaurant?

0:29:280:29:30

-A dry cleaner?

-Gardeners?

-It's pink.

0:29:300:29:33

It's going to be a personal service of some kind.

0:29:330:29:36

She's Eastern European, so what do they do?

0:29:360:29:38

It's like massages, cleaning...

0:29:380:29:40

Well, I wouldn't know anything about that with the wages you pay me.

0:29:400:29:43

It's not going to be on there, it's local.

0:29:430:29:45

Go get all the local giveaways, anything with small ads. Buy all the local papers.

0:29:450:29:49

And a latte.

0:29:490:29:51

When we've found her, on your way home and with your own money.

0:29:510:29:54

Really, Martin, you can get off now.

0:29:590:30:02

No, I couldn't forgive myself if you...

0:30:020:30:05

If something happened to you in a strange hotel room, away from home and family.

0:30:050:30:10

-I'm not going to die, Martin.

-Doctor said I had to keep an eye on you.

0:30:100:30:14

-You can't sleep for another couple of hours, the doctor said.

-I'm beat.

0:30:140:30:17

Then I have to wake you up every two hours to see that you're OK.

0:30:170:30:20

If you absolutely insist.

0:30:200:30:23

I'll take the chair.

0:30:230:30:25

Not many people like you around any more, are there?

0:30:270:30:30

So I've realised.

0:30:300:30:32

OK, have it your own way.

0:30:340:30:36

Fancy a drink?

0:30:360:30:38

-Um... won't that make you a bit sleepy?

-Not what I've got in mind.

0:30:380:30:42

Er, you probably shouldn't have any alcohol, not in your...

0:30:420:30:46

Whiskey and ginger.

0:30:460:30:48

-First had it when I was stationed up here.

-Were you in the army? Sorry, I didn't mean to pry.

0:30:480:30:54

That's OK, I've got nothing to hide. I was in the navy, actually. SBS.

0:30:540:30:59

Now I'm just a desk jockey, pushing pieces of paper about.

0:30:590:31:01

It's very dull.

0:31:010:31:03

I'll just find some glasses.

0:31:030:31:05

There we go. Try that.

0:31:150:31:17

All right?

0:31:200:31:22

Er, yeah, it's good.

0:31:220:31:24

-So, have you served in the forces, then?

-No, no.

0:31:310:31:33

My father was a CSM.

0:31:330:31:36

Brought us up in a sort of domestic boot camp.

0:31:360:31:39

-Us?

-Um, my brother and me.

0:31:390:31:43

Christopher.

0:31:430:31:44

-Are you two close?

-No, not really.

0:31:440:31:49

Shall I put the TV on, maybe help keep you awake a bit longer?

0:31:490:31:54

Tell you what, Martin, don't bother.

0:31:540:31:57

I'm done in.

0:31:570:31:59

Hello, darlink.

0:32:090:32:11

-You give me a raise, yes?

-Just keep working, will you, Deborah?

0:32:110:32:15

Hello, can I do you a favour?

0:32:150:32:19

You could stop trying to sound Welsh.

0:32:190:32:21

"Favours. We do what you want us to do".

0:32:210:32:25

-It's the FA.

-It's what?

0:32:250:32:28

It's a slogan. Favours is a cleaning company.

0:32:280:32:31

-You were right.

-Did you get an address?

0:32:310:32:34

That's the thing. There isn't one, but the telephone number matches.

0:32:340:32:37

All right, you're calling in.

0:32:370:32:39

-And saying what?

-That your name is Olga, and you can't remember where you're working today.

0:32:390:32:46

-What if they speak Russian?

-You speak Russian, it's on your CV.

0:32:460:32:49

I went on a school trip to Moscow. I'm not exactly fluent.

0:32:490:32:52

You mean you lied?

0:32:520:32:53

I'm sure this isn't in my job description. Hello.

0:32:530:32:57

My name is Olga.

0:32:570:33:00

I forget where I clean today.

0:33:000:33:03

-Ya, Olga.

-Da.

0:33:050:33:07

Da. Pravilno...

0:33:070:33:10

Da.

0:33:100:33:12

Thank you.

0:33:130:33:15

Bye bye.

0:33:150:33:17

Deborah, it actually physically pains me to say this...

0:33:190:33:22

What?

0:33:220:33:24

You did all right.

0:33:240:33:26

Seriously? What about that pay rise?

0:33:260:33:28

Seriously? Not that all right.

0:33:280:33:31

Udachi.

0:33:340:33:35

-"Good luck" in Russian.

-Tidy up.

0:33:350:33:38

Hello.

0:33:590:34:02

Who are you?

0:34:020:34:03

I just need to ask you a couple of questions.

0:34:030:34:07

It's all right, I'm not the police.

0:34:070:34:09

-You have to phone office.

-I will, I will.

0:34:090:34:13

Just help me out for a second.

0:34:130:34:16

Tell me if you know a girl who wears earnings like these.

0:34:160:34:19

I think she works for Favours.

0:34:190:34:22

You do, don't you?

0:34:220:34:24

-When did you last see her?

-I call owner. Go.

0:34:260:34:28

-Just tell me her name?

-I don't know anything.

0:34:280:34:32

She's dead. The girl who wears these, she's dead.

0:34:320:34:36

How do you know? Did you see her?

0:34:370:34:39

Yeah. I saw her,

0:34:400:34:42

and I saw another girl who looked just like her.

0:34:420:34:45

Maybe her sister. Expensive clothes. Who would that be?

0:34:450:34:48

It's bad for me to talk to you.

0:34:480:34:51

I can see you're frightened. Here, look.

0:34:510:34:54

My name's Jackson, Jackson Brodie. I'm an investigator.

0:34:540:34:58

-You call me later. Anything that happens between us is private.

-Go.

0:34:580:35:02

What's your name?

0:35:020:35:04

Please go.

0:35:040:35:07

Call me later, OK?

0:35:090:35:10

I need someone to come and help me pack.

0:35:320:35:35

Why does Dad work all the time?

0:35:350:35:38

People need him, I guess.

0:35:390:35:42

But we need him tonight.

0:35:420:35:44

Come on.

0:35:490:35:51

Jellybean.

0:36:010:36:03

Is that you, Mum?

0:36:100:36:12

What's that?

0:36:170:36:19

"Hello, Mum, how was your day?"

0:36:190:36:21

"Long and knackering, thanks for asking."

0:36:210:36:24

"Would you like a bucket of wine?"

0:36:240:36:26

"That would be wonderful, beloved offspring, thank you."

0:36:260:36:29

-What have you been up to?

-Nothing.

0:36:290:36:32

-Is that Gran?

-What's left of her, yeah.

0:36:320:36:35

Cool. Can I have it?

0:36:350:36:37

KNOCK AT THE DOOR

0:36:370:36:38

For Christ's sake.

0:36:380:36:40

What the hell do you want?

0:36:450:36:48

This is my home, Jackson, it's not a bloody office that you can just drop by.

0:36:480:36:51

I think she was working for a company called Favours.

0:36:510:36:53

How do you know she worked for a cleaning company?

0:36:530:36:56

Because I was talking to a girl who was working there and she obviously knew her, I could tell.

0:36:560:36:59

-Oh, you could tell.

-She was terrified of speaking to me.

0:36:590:37:02

What was the girl's name?

0:37:020:37:04

-I don't know.

-Where does she live?

-I don't know.

0:37:040:37:06

-Do you have an address?

-Yeah, I've got a phone number.

0:37:060:37:08

-Oh, good.

-All you've got to do is find out where they've got a booking.

0:37:080:37:11

-Turn up. Wait for the van to arrive.

-What planet are you on, Jackson?

0:37:110:37:14

You didn't see how frightened this girl was when she was talking to me.

0:37:140:37:17

-Trust me, it's a murder.

-We don't even have a body.

0:37:170:37:19

Not even a reported crime, not even a reported missing person.

0:37:190:37:22

-You're a police officer, aren't you? You have statutory...

-Don't you bloody lecture me!

0:37:220:37:25

I'm not saying you're not a good copper, you are.

0:37:250:37:28

I'm saying we should look further in a case like this.

0:37:280:37:30

Why don't you take a look at yourself?

0:37:300:37:32

Your daughter's flying to the other side of the world, and you're chasing shadows.

0:37:320:37:35

-What's that got to do with anything?

-Just get out.

0:37:350:37:38

I'm sorry I barged in here, all right? I'm...

0:37:380:37:40

No, you're not sorry. This is what you do, what you always do.

0:37:400:37:43

Christ, Jackson, you've lost your job, your wife and now Marlee.

0:37:430:37:46

And you will not stop. Now, I want to help you, but you make it impossible...

0:37:460:37:49

Shit.

0:37:510:37:53

-Let me clear it up.

-Just leave it.

0:37:570:37:59

Who is it?

0:38:050:38:07

Get out.

0:38:070:38:09

PHONE RINGS

0:39:390:39:42

Hello.

0:39:420:39:44

'Gloria! It's Murdo. Sorry to bother you so late.

0:39:440:39:46

'I've been trying to get Graham on his mobile.

0:39:460:39:48

'We were supposed to have a meeting this morning, but he didn't turn up.

0:39:480:39:51

-'Is he there?'

-No, he's in Thurso.

0:39:510:39:54

'Thurso! You're joking. What do you mean, Thurso?

0:39:540:39:57

What's he doing there, for Christ's sake?'

0:39:570:40:00

-He's building an estate up there.

-'Since when?'

-Since now.

0:40:000:40:04

-'Why he's not answering his phone?'

-He forgot it.

0:40:040:40:07

-'Graham forgot his phone?'

-Hard to believe, I know.

0:40:070:40:10

OTHER PHONE RINGS

0:40:100:40:11

I thought it was surgically attached to his ear.

0:40:110:40:14

See? I told you he forgot it.

0:40:140:40:17

HE HANGS UP

0:40:170:40:18

Some people have no manners.

0:40:180:40:21

Arse, arse, arse.

0:40:260:40:28

Memory stick, memory stick, memory stick.

0:40:560:41:00

Oh, my book, my book.

0:41:020:41:04

Surely not.

0:41:180:41:20

PHONE RINGS

0:42:380:42:40

'This is Jackson Brodie.

0:42:400:42:43

'Please leave me a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.'

0:42:430:42:46

Bloody hell, Jackson, where are you?

0:42:460:42:48

I've just sat through two hours of Richard Moat.

0:42:480:42:51

I'd rather have my fillings removed with a rusty nail.

0:42:510:42:55

Where are you? I'm bored.

0:42:550:42:58

-Oi-oi.

-Hey. There he is! The man himself.

0:43:000:43:05

You were brilliant, darling. I only hope mine goes half as well.

0:43:050:43:08

Yeah, you know, I thought it went all right. I mean, it went really well.

0:43:080:43:13

You fancy a drink?

0:43:130:43:15

Yeah. Why not?

0:43:150:43:18

Yeah, I thought the African village/water pump routine went down well, didn't it?

0:43:180:43:24

Niamh?

0:44:320:44:33

Niamh?

0:44:330:44:35

Niamh!

0:44:530:44:54

Jackson, no!

0:45:180:45:20

Jackson, no!

0:45:200:45:21

Have you got your lunch?

0:46:000:46:01

Yeah.

0:46:030:46:05

Take the whole pack.

0:46:120:46:14

Just don't get caught.

0:46:140:46:17

Thanks.

0:46:170:46:18

I should have picked her up from the bus stop.

0:46:250:46:28

You know that, don't you?

0:46:280:46:30

Yeah.

0:46:330:46:35

And you know I love you, tyke, don't you?

0:46:350:46:38

Yeah.

0:46:400:46:42

Piss off and learn something.

0:46:450:46:47

'I should have picked her up from the bus stop.

0:47:130:47:16

You know that, don't you?'

0:47:160:47:19

Francis?

0:47:240:47:25

Francis, stop mucking about.

0:47:280:47:30

Francis!

0:47:350:47:37

All right, big man?

0:48:200:48:22

There you go.

0:48:280:48:30

Started smoking again.

0:48:500:48:53

That's your bloody fault.

0:48:530:48:56

You're looking good.

0:49:030:49:04

I've just got older.

0:49:060:49:07

You should see Marlee, she's a giant.

0:49:090:49:12

I should have brought her to see you.

0:49:180:49:21

I will. Yeah, I will.

0:49:210:49:25

You'd like her, she's...

0:49:250:49:28

She's amazing.

0:49:290:49:32

She's funny, she's smart, she's kind.

0:49:320:49:37

She's nothing like her dad.

0:49:370:49:39

They want to take her away from me, Francis.

0:49:490:49:53

They want to take her halfway around the world.

0:49:530:49:56

No. I can't let her go.

0:49:580:50:00

I cannot let that happen.

0:50:000:50:03

You get it, don't you?

0:50:030:50:05

You've got to keep the people you love right there where you can see them,

0:50:060:50:10

so you can protect 'em, eh?

0:50:100:50:14

Eh? What do you think?

0:50:190:50:22

Oh, I'm so tired.

0:50:390:50:41

I love you, big man.

0:51:110:51:13

Archie, for the hundredth time, get up!

0:51:240:51:26

To think you were inside me for nine months.

0:51:340:51:37

To think you actually ever had sex.

0:51:370:51:40

So, what are you reading lately?

0:51:420:51:45

Bit of Japanese philosophy.

0:51:450:51:47

Only when I came home last night...

0:51:480:51:49

Who was that guy who came here? Are you sleeping with him?

0:51:490:51:52

No, and don't change the subject.

0:51:520:51:54

PHONE RINGS

0:51:540:51:55

DI Munroe.

0:51:550:51:57

Marcus.

0:51:570:51:59

Do we know who she is?

0:51:590:52:02

All right, I'm on my way.

0:52:020:52:04

I have to go.

0:52:040:52:06

-There's been an incident.

-Is somebody dead?

0:52:060:52:09

Jellybean needs feeding, with the special stuff.

0:52:100:52:13

You can manage that, can you?

0:52:130:52:16

If you get bored, talk to Gran.

0:52:160:52:18

She liked you.

0:52:180:52:20

She had no ID on her, but they think she might have been a prostitute.

0:52:270:52:30

Why?

0:52:300:52:32

There's evidence of recent sexual activity, £40 in cash in her pocket, and it looks like she was a junkie.

0:52:320:52:37

It'll be an OD.

0:52:370:52:39

Although we won't know for sure until the toxicology reports come back.

0:52:390:52:43

Thought you might want to have a look before DI Tucker takes over.

0:52:450:52:48

'Jackson? We've found another body.

0:52:530:52:56

-'Jackson? Are you all right?'

-Yeah.

0:52:580:53:02

I'll see you there.

0:53:020:53:04

Oh, Jesus.

0:53:200:53:22

It's her.

0:53:220:53:25

-The cleaner.

-You're absolutely sure?

0:53:250:53:27

She said she'd get in trouble for talking to me.

0:53:290:53:31

There's nothing to indicate she was murdered.

0:53:310:53:34

Yeah, but you know she was, that's why you called me.

0:53:340:53:37

It's a double murder now.

0:53:400:53:43

Except we don't have a body for the drowned girl.

0:53:430:53:45

Don't.

0:53:450:53:47

I don't think Mr Brodie likes you very much, Marcus.

0:53:470:53:50

Right, you'd better find out where Favours is as quick as possible and turn it over.

0:53:500:53:53

You don't decide what we do, Brodie.

0:53:530:53:55

I do, though. Go and find the cleaning company.

0:53:550:53:58

Ma'am.

0:53:580:54:00

I'm sorry about the urn.

0:54:100:54:12

My mother?

0:54:120:54:14

I wouldn't worry about it. It's probably the most fun she's had in years.

0:54:140:54:18

You've not been home yet, have you?

0:54:180:54:20

-Where have you been all night, or shouldn't I ask?

-Yorkshire.

0:54:200:54:24

I went to see my brother.

0:54:240:54:26

And how was that?

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Yeah.

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He set me straight on a few things.

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Hey.

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Hey. You said you didn't mind if I stayed over.

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-I don't.

-Where have you been?

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Can we talk about it later?

0:55:040:55:05

I'm intrigued.

0:55:050:55:07

My boyfriend stays out all night, and I'm wondering where he was.

0:55:070:55:09

Boyfriend?

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Is that what I am now?

0:55:110:55:13

I thought you said we weren't a couple. You said we were...

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what was it?

0:55:180:55:21

You and me, that's what you called us.

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Lover, then.

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That's what we are, lovers.

0:55:250:55:27

-So?

-So, can we talk about it later, please?

0:55:270:55:32

Come to bed.

0:55:330:55:34

-I've got to go out.

-What's so important?

0:55:360:55:38

Has someone died? Or just said, "Help me, Jackson?"

0:55:380:55:42

I've got to go and see Marlee.

0:55:420:55:45

-You have remembered my play? You are coming?

-Yes, of course.

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Good luck.

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Or break a leg, or whatever.

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Jackson Brodie?

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You've been making trouble.

0:56:180:56:20

You should have kept your nose out, son.

0:56:200:56:23

Stop! Stop it!

0:56:300:56:33

I'm calling the police.

0:56:330:56:37

That's not right.

0:56:370:56:39

That's dirty behaviour!

0:56:390:56:41

-Are you all right?

-I'm fine.

0:56:490:56:52

-Hello.

-'Louise, it's Jackson'.

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-Hiya.

-I need you to go to Martin Canning's house.

0:56:570:57:00

-What, the author?

-'Yes, the author.'

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-How do you know him?

-Because I think he's in danger.

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Would you stop giving me orders?

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'I just wish you'd do something I ask of you, for once,'

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as a favour.

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I'll see what I can do.

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Oh, bollocks.

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# The world you leave behind you

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# Will become a distant sun

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# Every soul you loved will find you

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# When you walk on. #

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