Hopelessly Addicted Casualty

I have Huntington's disease. I don't deserve this.

Argh!

Oh!

-Be more Cal.

-Hmm?

That's what I am going to do.

Run recklessly, head-first into improbably dangerous situations.

Grace, at the moment...

..she needs to be my priority.

So what are you saying?

I'm saying it's not going to work out between you and me.

My dad's legit spending thousands.

And he knows the owner, so they're

going to let us have champagne.

It's going to be epic.

Exactly. It's, like, got to be epic.

Obvs, the guest list is going to be VERY selective.

Do you want something?

-Sorry?

-Why are you looking at us?

Er...I wasn't. Um...

So do you want to sit with us,

or are you just going to keep eavesdropping?

Sure, yeah.

Shall I just sit there?

I'm Lauren and she's Dani.

Love your outfit, babe.

Dressing for non-school uniform day is, like, ugh,

so much pressure to look hot.

Rach, guess what? I just finished building my robot!

Do you know him?

He's just my neighbour.

It can walk and everything.

-You built a robot?

-I got it from a kit.

I built all the circuit boards and everything, it's so cool.

Yeah, so cool. Can I see?

Yeah, OK. But you have to be gentle.

Oh, my goodness, this is, like, so great...

CRASH

LOL forever!

So are you coming to the quarry with us?

But it's non-school uniform day...

Um... Yeah, OK.

SHE MOUTHS

Ow!

So what's with the green slime?

Just cleansing myself from past sins.

Got a patch on as well. No cigarettes today.

-Well, you know what they say, Zoe.

-What?

-Tenth time's a charm.

You're funny(!)

Are you a virgin?

Dani did Sean Carter on a gravestone on Friday night.

Shut up! No, I didn't!

So do you know about my birthday party?

Yeah, I think so.

I could maybe invite you, but I'd have to see if anybody drops out.

OK, cool.

So who's ready to have some fun?

What are they?

You're hilarious.

I stole them off my brother.

-Let's do it.

-Amazing.

I dunno. Just cos I've got this thing today.

Stop being boring, OK? If you want to come to my party,

you have to prove you're not the three Bs.

TOGETHER: Bland, boring, beige.

And swallow.

THEY ALL LAUGH

Hey, Mac. Brace yourself...

..I nearly pulled last night.

Here he goes again.

Just ignore him. Buddy, I was this close.

I spilt her pint. I bought her another one.

She told me her name was Tracy.

Right.

Is that it?

That's it. End of story. Unbelievable.

Oh, Mac. You're late.

There's a dressing change in cubicles with your name on.

Right you are.

Noel, can you grab my coat for me? I'll be back in a minute.

Good morning, gents.

Who fancies drinks tonight? We're getting on it like a bonnet.

Like a car bonnet.

Yes.

-Lily, are you joining us?

-We're working tomorrow.

Yes, but tomorrow is not today!

What's on your head?

It's a hat. People wear hats.

Sure they do.

Leave it on, makes you look dapper.

Max, can you transfer Mrs Denby from resus to X-ray?

Yeah, in a minute.

No. Now, please. Thank you.

Connor, are you all right?

I'm so jealous I'm not going to be in this.

Like hello, profile picture.

Do you think it's safe?

Yes, just do it! Seriously, it looks so cool.

Can you feel anything yet?

Um...my hands are feeling tingly.

I think my head feels hot.

-GRAVEL PATTERS

-Watch it.

You're making my actual life right now. Say "amazeballs"!

-TOGETHER:

-Amazeballs.

Ugh, gross.

Cover your head!

Argh!

Ow!

Oh, it's cracked my phone screen!

Are you two OK?

THEY LAUGH

This feels incredible!

Dani!

Dani!

Dressing change, my eye. I've never seen anything like it.

Er, Noel. Coat?

It's on the side... Hey!

I left it here!

On the counter? Oh, Noel!

Sorry, mate, we were mobbed.

Mobbed? It's hardly front row at a Britney Spears concert.

My painkillers was in there.

Say no more, I've got some paracetamol here - they're yours.

That's not going to do the job.

Well, someone got out the wrong side of the chaise longue this morning.

Hey. Did you hear I'm organising drinks tonight?

Not really in the queue, thank you.

Ah. Where's the hat?

Ha-ha, very funny.

Only a select few can pull off a hat like that and you...

Excuse me. I like it.

You know this routine, playing the fool...

It's a hat!

..it might not be the best way to deal with your illness.

Right, well, thank you for your advice, but...

I have patients to see.

Dani, wake up.

OK?

She's breathing but she's not moving. Dani, can you wake up?

DANI MOANS

OK, she made a sound.

All right fine, I'm not moving her!

Lauren, I-I'm stuck. I can't move.

OK, yeah, I'll go now. Shall I stay on the phone?

OK. She said I've got to flag down the ambulance.

I'll be back, OK?

Please, Lauren, no! Don't leave me!

Lauren!

Connor?

-I'm in here!

-KNOCKING FROM INSIDE

They broke my robot.

Are you OK?

I landed funny on my ankle, it's stinging.

Right, plan of action.

Obviously, get you out.

Take you to the ED, get your ankle looked at.

And then I've got a cheese and pickle sandwich

with your name on it. How's that sound?

Come on.

-I told them not to climb up there, it was so stupid.

-Help!

All right, love, we're going to get you, just hang on.

You've gotta hurry, I'm going to fall, the ledge is breaking away!

Jez, we need to split up until the unit gets here.

Talk to her, keep her calm.

Hello, love, can you hear me?

OK, darling, you've been in an accident.

Let me guess, you're, er...

Becky? No. Sarah?

Rachel. I'm stuck!

SHE YELPS

Look at me. We're cool. I got you, OK?

A rock hit my foot, I can't move it.

Is this your way of getting me to carry you?

It's going to collapse.

Jez, I need you for a log roll!

No time, it's going to go.

What are you doing? We need to wait for fire and rescue!

CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

Ah, you shouldn't have.

Hey! Fingers.

Those are for Bev.

Here, if you're hungry...

..I saved you a crumpet from breakfast.

Oh, good lad.

Er...

so what's all this in aid of?

That's for me to know and you to find out.

Er, yeah.

Look, before you do anything - let's just you and me have a talk.

Here she is, my own bit of crumpet.

Three's a crowd, don't you know?

One, two, three there you go. Well done, well done.

I'm coming, OK?

Stay calm.

Oof.

OK. OK. I got you, I got you.

I got you. It's all right.

Give me your hand.

I can't, I can't move!

-Yes, you can, just reach out.

-GRAVEL PATTERS

Trust me, just trust me, Rachel, just reach out.

Go on, give me your hand.

THEY BOTH YELL

You've got a bit of mud on your face.

Right, Jez, we need to get a move on!

Is there any news from the mother?

No, there's no answer but I'll keep trying.

I'm 13.

Yes, you are.

How exactly did you end up in a bin?

Don't worry, Dylan's one of us.

He was... Yeah, he was definitely bullied in school.

OK, fine, if you say so.

OK, it's just a sprain.

We'll give you some painkillers and an ice-pack,

keep it elevated for the best part of a week, OK?

Does that robot have a name?

D3XO!

Why? Have you got some tools he can borrow?

-Max, a word.

-Yeah?

Mrs Denby's transfer. Where were you?

Yeah, sorry. I cleared it with, um...

-Who? Who?

-Er...

-Save it.

Do you know what? If you want to keep your job,

you might want to actually start doing it.

Didn't I say, I got you.

Left foot wounded, unable to bear weight.

Rach, I'm going to come right back for you, OK?

How are we looking, Iain?

Open tibia fracture, bone grossly displaced.

We need to get a frac-pack on in the ambulance.

Pupils are really dilated. Right, let's get her out of here.

Lauren, we're right behind you, darling.

On three. One, two, three.

RUMBLING

Go, go, go, go, go!

Hey, Mac. Good news, buddy - I found your coat.

Oh, magic, where was it?

Lost property.

Noel, that's not my coat.

Yeah, it is, I've seen you wearing it.

No, it's not, Noel. It's got a fur on the hood.

Yeah... Oh. Still might be a good fit, though?

I can smell that rag from here.

-Right, three for the price of one.

-What have we got?

-These girls got caught up in an avalanche...

-What?

-..of rocks.

Right, Dani Davis, 15. Fallen ten metres from a cliff face.

Open fracture, tibia. Query fractured distal radius.

GCS 13. Pulse 100.

BP 95 systolic.

Yeah, straight through to resus. Bed three, please.

Where's my friends? I want Lauren.

Dani, babe, we're right here. We're not leaving you.

-You can't split us up.

-Can't we just stay together, please?

Right, just one second. Dylan, what have we got?

Rachel Kirby, 15 years old.

Multiple lacerations, crush injury to left foot.

And Lauren Linden - a nasty laceration to her right arm,

appears to be an isolated injury.

She's going to freak if we're not with her.

No, that's fine, we'll keep you up-to-date with her progress.

-I'm here, babe.

-Right. Sorry, you can't...

Do you know what, go straight through, all of you.

We'll sort it out in a minute.

Right, let's make sure the screens are up.

Right, we are going to need an extra pair of hands, please.

Staff Nurse Masters, in here, please.

Lily, primary survey, please.

I'm really sorry about all this.

It's OK, we'll take good care of you. OK?

Yeah, that is going to need irrigating and depriving.

I'll get some lignocaine and be back, OK?

Ow! That hurts!

I'm trying to be gentle.

Yeah, well try harder.

Let's have IV access, FBC, U&Es, group and save,

and venous blood gases, please.

You haven't touched your fondant fancy.

What's another word for a prison?

Stony lonesome?

No. Five letters.

Your attention, please.

Just a little announcement. Won't keep you long.

Bev, ladies and gentleman - isn't she a knockout?

Oh, stop it!

You're flattering me.

Millicent - take it away.

MILLICENT PLAYS BEN BY MICHAEL JACKSON ON THE PIANO

# Bev, the two of us need look no more

# We both found what we were looking for

# With a love to call my own

# I'll never be alone

# And you, my Bev, will see

# You've got a friend in me. #

Ms Beverley Whipsnade-Partridge...

..will you make me the happiest old sap alive...

..and marry me?

Oh, dear heart, why did you blow your pension on a ring?

I didn't. This is Denise's ring.

Your dead wife's ring?!

That's even worse.

It's 18-carat gold, that.

Right.

Go on, then.

Really?

Really, truly?

HE CHUCKLES

She said yes!

Wahhhh-hoooo!

This calls for some bubbly plonk.

Hold the line, caller!

GLASS SHATTERS AND THEY ALL SCREAM

Watch the ring!

There seems to be impaired distal circulation.

No pulse and the foot is cold and pale.

I suggest we reduce the fracture.

Agreed.

-Ketamine, please.

-Jacob?

Yeah, yeah, the wound's clear. She's had co-amoxiclav.

How you doing? You still with us, Dani?

What's happening?

We're just patching you up, OK?

Right, we're going to give you a sedative to ease the pain,

and then realign the bone, OK?

-She's getting very tachycardic.

-MACHINE STARTS BEEPING

Her vitals were fine. Reassess her ABCs, please.

She's burning up.

Just watch the airway. Get ready to turn if you need to.

-She's bitten her tongue.

-Suction, please.

OK, girls, look away, focus on me. Where are the screens?

Once she has settled, let's get a Guedel in.

Yeah, there we go.

Oh, that tongue is split down the middle.

Right, let's intubate and see if we can suture.

-Right, did you hear that?

-Yeah.

-Can you let the surgeons know?

-OK.

Can I have the pen torch?

If there's something you need to tell us, now is the time.

We took ecstasy.

We all did.

Right, let's get them to cubicles, please.

Did you hear that? They've taken ecstasy.

It's making her body overheat,

pushing blood pressure up, causing fitting.

All right, pack her with ice - armpit and groin, please.

Let's see if we can get this temperature under control.

Jacob, we've got it from here

if you want to go and monitor the girls in cubicles, please?

You haven't tried the ring on yet.

Well, it'll need re-sizing.

Denise had fingers like pork bangers.

Frank, there you are. Thought I'd lost you.

Come on, I'll help you get back into bed.

Yeah, well, I've hurt me hands, not me legs.

Hello, I'm Dr Hanna.

Ms Beverley Whipsnade-Partridge, how do you do?

I do good, thank you.

And I'm John Mogford. This is Frank Haines.

He's an old rogue, so watch yourself round him.

Hey, give over.

Duly noted. So you walked through a glass door?

Oh, yes, I'm a clumsy old dap.

It was the stuff of nightmares.

Shards of glass raining down from heaven.

She's fine and I just cut myself pulling him up.

This is the one we're worried about.

I'm peachy-keen, me. Scout's honour.

Well, that's good to hear but your friend is right.

At your age and on these blood thinners that you're taking,

we do need to take this seriously.

You have an ICD fitted?

Implantable cardioverter defibrillator.

Keeps me ticker in check when Bev gets me all hot and bothered.

BEV GASPS No heavy petting, please.

Robyn, can I have some gloves, please?

Excuse me.

Hey what do you say to this, girls?

I proposed to her this morning - we're due to be wed.

Aw, that's really sweet! I married an 11-year-old last week.

Long story.

Congratulations, that's wonderful news.

You tell him that.

I've not said a word.

Your sour puss says it all.

Yeah, well, there's definitely some foreign bodies in here.

We'll need to get an X-ray

and I'd like a CT scan, just to be sure.

OK, I need you to stay still for me now, Mr Mogford.

Frank, I need your blessing, pal.

Oh, John, you should be treading the boards -

you've a flair for the dramatic.

Stay still, please.

Well?

Yes, right. Fine. You've got my blessing.

That's my Frankie!

Whoa! Apply some pressure, apply some pressure!

BEV CRIES OUT

How's the patient?

I was going to replace the circuit, but I think we're all clear.

I meant you, but fine. I'm going to try your mum again.

OK.

What's Dani going to do? She's basically got a lizard tongue.

The doctor said they're going to try and sew it back together.

Ew, gross.

I'm so glad you're with me.

It's crazy but I feel like you're one of my best friends already.

I, um, want you to come to my birthday party.

I doubt Dani will even be able to speak by then, so...

Yeah, OK. Yeah, that'll be cool.

So...

..babe -

I need you to do me a favour.

Can you say that you got the drugs?

-Why?

-I wouldn't ask,

it's just if I get one more strike, then I'll be excluded.

Hello, girls.

Is Dani OK?

Yeah, she's just gone up to theatre.

Her parents just got here, so she won't be on her own.

So, you lot just had a bit of a mad one today, huh?

"Mad one"? Are you from the '70s or something?

Mind your manners.

It's all right.

OK, now listen, girls.

We just got a call from St James'.

They're fielding OD patients left, right and centre.

Whoever sold you these pills has cut them with who knows what.

So you want to tell me where you got them?

I got them.

My brother had them and I stole them.

Are you going to tell the school?

I reckon we'll let your parents decide that.

But, for now, we are going to need you to drink this charcoal.

Charcoal, like a barbecue?

-If you keep quiet for a moment, he'll explain.

-It's all right.

OK, I am not going to lie, it is pretty nasty,

but I promise you,

this will help your body stop the effects of the drugs.

Now, who's going first?

I will.

-Jacob, er, do you mind if I...?

-Yeah.

Is Rachel OK? Rachel Kirby?

You're Connor, aren't you? Mercedes' boy?

So how come you know Rachel?

She's my neighbour.

She's my best friend.

SHE RETCHES AND COUGHS

Your turn.

I don't want it.

But you need it.

What if you haven't taken drugs? Will it hurt you?

But you have taken the drugs, though, right?

She did. We all did.

So I spat it out, whatever.

What?!

Why? It was your idea!

OK, Lauren, it's fine.

Do you have the other pill?

It would really help us if you have it.

-Dani could have died!

-Yeah?

So build a bridge and get over it.

Do you know what? Trust me...

some people are just not worth it.

Er, you've just... You've got the tiniest smidgen of...

Oh, really, I hadn't noticed(!) I'm getting changed now.

You certainly put Max in his place earlier on.

No, no, he deserved that, Dylan.

Er, well, perhaps not.

Um, I think he was out rescuing a child from a bin.

What child?

Mercedes' son. He's taken quite a shine to Max.

I examined him.

I wish I'd known that.

That's just great. Great.

There you go.

-Ooh!

-Yeah.

Ah, Dr Hardy, are you missing something?

Er, I don't think so.

I found this in lost property.

And what is this?

It's your hat from earlier.

That's not my hat.

That's more like a deerstalker, so...

You've literally lost the plot.

I think this belongs to you?

Mum, Rachel Kirby's here.

-You OK?

-Yeah, he is fine.

-One of the doctors checked him over. It's just a sprain.

-Right.

And why was he here with you?

He wasn't with me, he called me, so...

-He called you?

-Yeah.

Rather than calling his own mother?

Hm. Well, that's funny.

Why's HE got YOUR number?

Hmm? Why?

-Right, do you want to take this somewhere private?

-No, it's fine.

-He's being...

-Mum, he's my friend!

-Huh!

Friend. Do you think I'm an idiot?

I'm telling you,

-if you're a paedo...

-Whoa!

-You lay one finger on him...

That is enough! How dare you accuse him of that?

And how do you know?

I know because he's my husband, all right?

We're done here.

We're done.

You didn't need to do that.

Thank you.

Just stay away from her, Max. She's bad news.

I don't want you getting involved in whatever she's got going on.

-Ooh. Sorry.

-I've got it.

-Let me help you.

-No, I said I've got it.

-Fine, suit yourself.

Doc! Doc, sorry, OK? I've had a banging head all shift, all right?

Um, while I've got you here,

is there any chance you could refill that prescription for me

-for my back?

-Hang on, have you run out of those pills already?

They were in my coat, my coat got stolen.

No can do, Mac. You best make an appointment with your GP.

And, being honest, you shouldn't really need them any more.

Oh.

How are the, er, three girls doing?

Yeah, er, got this off one of them.

Cute, eh?

Is that a heart or a split tongue?

-Sorry.

-It's OK.

-Did you lock this?

-No.

It's stuck.

Move over. No, Jacob, Jacob. I've got it. Just...

You OK?

Sorry.

Can I get past?

You look like a lukewarm dog's dinner.

I feel like it.

You've been out of sorts all day. Go home.

What's she doing here?

Her son's in.

And he just told me that Rachel Kirby is their neighbour.

So?

She's a drug dealer.

Let me talk to her.

You all right?

I am over the moon.

Have you heard anything about a bad batch of ecstasy going round?

You don't mince your words, do you?

We've got a bunch of girls in.

Death's door from one pill.

And?

Do you know who sells these?

Remind me...

..why is this my problem?

Because if you know who sells these, we can get them out of circulation

and you could save a few lives.

But you're right...

..what do you care if a kid dies?

Unbelievable.

Why do you get yourself mixed up in this stuff?

It ruins people lives.

I don't need lectures.

And I really don't need to be giving one.

But you know that girl, the girl they're talking about?

That's Rachel Kirby - one of Connor's mates.

So if she can get hold of the stuff, who's next, eh?

Connor?

You'd care then, wouldn't you?

I am sorry about your lovely blouse.

Honestly, it's fine. It's all par for the course.

Bev said she'd get me a cuppa.

It'll be cold by the time we're done with...

-C3.

-It's a CT.

And if your tea is cold, I'll buy you a fresh one - how's about that?

Thanks. What's that?

-Caravan park in Tranter Bay.

-Oh.

It's all state-of-the-art.

It's got a hot tub.

I thought I'd take her there for honeymoon -

as a surprise.

Denise and me used to go, before she passed.

It's a cracking place.

Well, I don't want to imagine the trouble you two will get up to

in that hot tub.

I don't know what you're insinuating!

Oh, hold on.

Hey.

What happened?

We're going to have matching limps.

Why did you say you got those drugs?

I overheard you talking to the nurse.

I need to speak to Lauren.

Can you cover for me?

Just...say I went to the toilet or something.

I think you should stay in bed.

I'll be fine.

John, this won't take a minute.

I just need you to stay really still for me.

Don't tell them I saw, will you?

Ethan, I want to apologise about earlier.

I think I was being insensitive.

OK, apology accepted.

I'm a bit busy with a patient. Is there anything else?

-Lily - can you check on Mr Robbins in cubicles, please?

-Of course.

Rachel Kirby's not in her bed.

Jacob's supposed to be looking after her. Where is he?

I'm about to go and run obs on her now - he asked me to cover.

-Why?

-Just said he was coming off it.

Suppose he tells his girlfriend more than he tells me.

Sorry, is there a problem?

Just track Rachel down and keep her in her bed.

Why'd you say yes to him? It's wrong.

Every rotter in the place was eyeballing us.

I didn't want to embarrass him.

Yeah, well, we've got to set it right.

Why did you trick us?

Ew, gross, sweaty Betty.

You haven't even said sorry and I just took the blame for you.

It's not like I had a gun to your head.

You could have killed us!

Rachel!

Somebody...somebody help me! Help me!

Jez, get the stretcher!

All right, darling, what's her name - Rachel?

Did you take yourself off the drug case?

Yeah.

Because you don't want to work with me?

Well?

What do you want from me?

We nearly died. We were this close.

And I just can't switch my emotions on and off like you.

Yeah, I'm not OK.

But you're not the person I talk to about that any more.

Right, this is Rachel Kirby. She collapsed in the car park,

-and started fitting immediately.

-Rachel?

-Yeah.

Right, straight into resus, please.

Let's have the Lorazepam on standby.

OK, yeah, she's burning up so once we have given her the Lorazepam...

-What was she doing outside?

-..let's pack her in ice.

Nearly there. You'll be able to go home soon.

You're a good girl, thank you.

Would you like me to speak to them?

No.

I don't want a fuss.

It'd be very lonely without them.

Yeah.

It's not perfect,

but the alternative is worse. I get it.

Bev's just nipped out for a breather.

I've got the lovely doc here, sewing me up like a patchwork quilt.

I haven't had a chance to ask you yet.

Will you be my best man?

Er, yes, if you want me to.

Of course.

Listen, pal, um...

..I've got to come clean.

I've had relations with Bev.

Oh?

Well, I wanted to tell you weeks ago

but I could never find the right time.

And every time I said it was the last,

she'd just ensnare me again.

The little minx would reel me back in.

All that perfume and...

the bosom.

Don't you speak about her like that.

Hey, listen, she's a very sensual woman.

Oh, John, please sit down. Stay sat down.

-Don't you disrespect Beverley!

-No!

-Come on, face me like a man.

-Boys, no.

-Boys!

-All right, all right.

-Cal, can you give me a hand, please?

Hit me. I deserve it.

You've cuckolded me!

Whoa!

How'd you like them apples, then?

John. Oh!

Ah!

What's wrong with him?

I think his ICD's just delivered a shock.

-We'll have to get him straight through to resus.

-Yeah.

-Back on the bed.

-OK, John.

What if she dies?

-She'll be fine.

-SHE SNIFFS

They're looking after her.

I think I love her, Mum.

You're too young for that.

-Right, these are for you, young man.

-Thank you.

You're welcome and I'll get you an ice pack as well for the swelling.

Are you following me?

I think perhaps you didn't really accept my apology.

You're very astute.

I'm just worried about you.

You're putting on act and for what?

I just want to have some fun.

Before...

You know?

Be more Cal.

What does "be more Cal" even mean?

Standing around sulking, pouting?

It means, be less sensible, take more risks, make mistakes.

And I don't want to be judged for that.

OK. That's fair.

My only worry is how bad I'm going to feel in the morning.

Why?

Didn't you say we're getting on it like a bonnet?

-Car bonnet.

-Car bonnet.

Ooh, um, does the "big" in Big Mac mean that you are strong,

cos if so, can you help me?

-Does something need lifting?

-Mm-hmm.

I've got the upper body strength of cooked spaghetti, unfortunately.

Right you are.

Ah, no!

Classic - literal nightmare.

-Right, couple more?

-Yeah, that was it, there we go.

HE GROANS

It burns.

Where's Denise?

Denise isn't here, John.

You blacked out, remember?

HE SIGHS

She's dead, isn't she?

I'm sorry.

# When will I see you again?

# When will our hearts beat together? #

When she first passed, that's all I had

going round and round in my head for weeks.

"When will I see you again?"

I'll never, ever see her again.

Ever.

I'm so sorry, John.

I wish she'd taken me with her.

You'll be sent to the high dependency unit soon.

All right?

And I believe your parents are on their way.

And I've told the boy in reception to see you upstairs.

Oh, that's Connor.

He's a good kid.

Can you tell him he can go home now?

I thought you said he was a good kid?

Lauren gives him a hard time.

And you really care what Lauren says?

I guess.

She said I'm one of her best friends.

Really?

She's not treating you like one.

You're looking better already, John.

Right, I've got some updates -

all your scans have come back clear.

You did go into VF - the ICD showed that,

so maybe stay away from the fisticuffs in future, OK?

How's Frank? Do you think I killed him?

You've got a good right hook, but I wouldn't say it was that good.

He's fine. He's just worried about you.

It was close, you know. You need to start being more careful.

So I am going to move you up to CCU in a bit just for some monitoring.

Have you made a decision about..?

My two pennies, for what it's worth...

People make mistakes.

I'm sure they didn't mean to hurt you,

that would be the last thing they wanted.

But you have to draw a line in the sand for yourself.

"We accept the love we think we deserve".

I read that somewhere.

And a man as wonderful as you -

you deserve everything.

You deserve more.

DOOR OPENS

Knock, knock. I come in peace.

BWP.

-BOTH:

-Beverley Whipsnade-Partridge.

A sorry state of affairs, this is.

I don't mince my words, as you know. I haven't the time or inclination,

so I'll out with it.

I should have said no to your proposal of marriage,

straight from the off,

so I apologise for hurting you.

Now, I don't want another marriage, please, no.

Mundane and dull.

But you can give me the ring if you like...

..as a promise

to go steady.

That ring belonged to my Denise.

And it will not be worn again

until I meet the woman who is worthy of it.

And that's not you, BWP.

Now don't be sore, dear heart.

Mr Mogford's very sick,

so I'd like you to wait outside, please.

I wouldn't waste your breath if I were you.

Sorry, Doc, I'll not linger.

I've got something for you.

This fine lady let me use the toaster.

It's your favourite - crumpets.

Hot and fresh.

I'll leave you to it.

Well, I'll not outstay my welcome.

I just wanted you to know that I think the world of you.

I was weak.

Should you ever see your way to forgiving me...

..you, my friend, will see...

you've got a friend in me.

Leave the crumpets.

I'm well impressed you figured the circuit board out.

I only just worked out the thermostat one.

It's not hard. I can teach you if you want.

Sorry about earlier.

Lolgasm - everyone at school knows about Dani.

They're calling her Lizard Tongue.

How do they know?

Er, I told them.

What?

Look, if this is about earlier, I'm sorry, all right?

I didn't know that they were dodgy.

Of course this is about earlier.

I'm back now, you can go.

You're a mean person.

Excuse me?

Dream on if you think you're coming to my party, then.

Meh. Whatever.

You're pathetic.

Yeah, well, if today is what being popular is about...

..I'd rather be a geek with him.

Drop dead.

That was so cool, but...

would you really class me as a geek?

-We've got to go.

-OK.

See you later.

Bye.

I hope you feel better, babe.

Thanks.

-Hey.

-Hey.

-Max, about earlier...

-Yeah.

-..there's something I want to say.

-Me too.

-And, um...

-Um, I was wrong.

I should have told you I was leaving work

and I'm sorry.

Forget it, it's fine.

Peace offering.

What did you want to say?

Doesn't matter.

All right?

New Zoe looks a lot like the old Zoe.

What's the point, Rita?

It's going to take a lot more than a detox to sort my life out.

Yeah? What you thinking?

It's time for a change.

Oi, oi, you've got an admirer.

Sorry?

Present for you. Nice to be popular.

Lads, are we ready for some pubbage?

Oh, very good, Dr Chao.

All aboard the banter bus.

Mac, you coming?

-No, I, er...

-Yes, he is actually.

I owe you a pint for losing your coat.

And you owe me a gin sling for... Absolutely not, get that off.

Eh? Slick Rick. Wahey!

I'll follow you guys, I've just got to...

Got to polish the old porcelain first, have we?

No. Too far.

What? Oh, right, sorry. My bad.

Oh, please, come in.

Do I need to know?

Anonymous drop-off.

I'll get it to the police.

Good.

I know you can't talk to me when you're not OK, but...

please talk to someone.

You take care of yourself.