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-Just coffee and toast will do me.

-Sorry, coffee and toast is off.

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-I just bought some!

-It's off!

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This morning we are serving a breakfast burrito

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and a glass of Buck's Fizz.

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Oh, Sash, I can't!

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Yes, you can. It's your new year's resolution.

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I don't remember saying anything about burritos specifically.

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Your resolution is to have fun.

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And to do everything that Vince wouldn't want you to.

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-Like eating weird breakfasts.

-Exactly!

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Look, I know it's tough, but that's why I'm here.

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It'll help with the hangover.

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Ah! You're not going to eat that, are you?

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Oh, get this!

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Today statistically is the day that most people give up

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and break their new year's resolutions.

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It's National No Willpower Day.

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I take it you didn't make any.

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Trying to change your life based on an arbitrary date is pointless.

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And the fact that people can't even make a week...it's pathetic!

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My resolution is I'm going to learn a new word every day.

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How very temerarious of you.

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What?

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Oh, look. Mandy's diet's already down the pan.

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What? I'm not on a diet.

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Are you sure?

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No. Yes. Why are we even talking about this?

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New year resolutions.

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Oh. I didn't make any.

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Oh, come on!

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What?

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I'm disappointed.

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You're exactly the kind of person who buys into this nonsense.

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Yeah, well, not this year.

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Really?

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What are yours?

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I think I might start washing my hands after I've been to the loo.

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Good girl.

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What's this?

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We're phoning in sick.

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What? Sash, I can't.

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Yes, you can. I've already phoned my boss.

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You're not going to make me spend the day on my own?

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No, but... we get really busy in January.

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That's why you need to take a break.

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I thought we could go to a spa, have some lunch.

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Doesn't that sound like fun?

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I suppose.

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She's being ridiculous. You're not really thinking about it, are you?

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What if your boss finds out?

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Good girl.

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Better get a shift on, we're meeting a mate of mine.

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It's all arranged.

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I've called this meeting

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to discuss fundraising possibilities for the year ahead.

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So, suggestions?

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We could have a bake sale.

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Thank you, Mrs Tembe, that's a good start.

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-We'd have to sell a lot of cupcakes.

-What about another quiz night?

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Jimmi could run a marathon, and people could sponsor him.

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Doctor Clay is always running marathons.

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What if he did one of those, what do they call them, bungee jumps?

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Hang on a minute!

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-Or jump out of a plane?

-Why don't you jump out of a plane?

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OK, we've got some good ideas.

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First I'd like to suggest that we set up a PPG.

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A patient participating group.

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Very good, that is an excellent idea.

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I'd like to help with that.

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Well, let's discuss that further.

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I'll come and find you after lunch.

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And may I remind everybody

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that Doctor Granger will be returning back to work on Monday?

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Maybe he'd like to jump out of a plane.

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You look amazing.

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That one of yours made you look like my nan.

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Seriously. You're so thin. Single life really agrees with you.

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Ooh, we should go on one of those singles' beach holidays.

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-I'm not sure that's really my thing.

-Fun is your thing now.

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And that bikini could tell some stories.

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I think I'm going to go and get changed.

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Good girl.

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You'd probably put that weight back on by the summer anyway.

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Close your mouth - you look like a goldfish.

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You look like a goldfish.

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Come on, Charlie. When did you last go on holiday?

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Vince wanted to go camping.

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Norfolk. And don't say you didn't enjoy it.

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-It rained.

-That settles it. We're going on holiday.

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Horror-molinos here you come.

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Actually, a holiday would be great.

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Good girl. Margueritas and hot men in trunks.

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Loads of screeching chavs getting sunburnt

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and falling asleep in their own vomit.

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-Jas!

-Hiya.

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Charlie's an old school mate.

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-You were both at uni?

-Yeah.

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Another one of her alcoholic friends.

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-How was Christmas?

-Ugh. Five days with my mum.

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That's as much as I can take.

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Right.

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So I've got it all sorted.

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Massage at 11, then lunch in the restaurant, sauna, the works.

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Sounds good.

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Waste of money.

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All we have to do now is relax.

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Great.

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Look at the state of you.

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You look like a magician's assistant.

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Will you stop it!

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Sorry. I thought something touched my leg.

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She's just had a big break-up but we're not talking about it.

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You're very thorough today, Nurse Marquez.

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Sorry? Oh.

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It was just...

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It doesn't matter.

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The mole is on Mr Scanlon's shoulder.

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Right.

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And you have to look out for feeding arteries.

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Or Mr Scanlon might lose an arm.

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Hm?

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Sorry, Heston.

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Are you all right?

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-It wasn't that remark about the Christmas cake?

-No, no.

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It's new year, it just makes me think about things.

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Of course.

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After everything that happened last year,

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I don't think I can carry on in the same way.

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Right.

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And all this stuff about resolutions, it just seems

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so petty after losing Freya.

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I feel like I need to shake things up, do something else with my life.

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-You're not thinking of leaving us?

-No, no way. It's just...

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I don't know what it is.

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Well, I haven't had a great year,

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but eventually an opportunity will present itself, and you just...

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Yeah.

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Right. We're having cocktails. No arguments.

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-OK.

-No argument from me.

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Also, no-one is allowed to order salad. Greasy food only.

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I'm way too hungry for salad.

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But what's the point of coming to a spa

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and eating something not healthy?

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Today isn't about healthy.

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I know, it's about fun.

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But maybe it would be quite fun to have a salad?

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Is that you talking, or Vince?

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Me, I think.

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Charlie, listen to me. Forget about that big weirdo.

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You don't have to eat rabbit food.

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If we're having cocktails

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you should have something more filling than a salad.

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And Jas is a medical professional.

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Well, it's my day off.

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OK.

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Good girl.

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So, was he really this bad, this ex of yours?

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This is a man who made Charlie organise her shoes in accordance with

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his own alpha-numeric system.

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You're kidding.

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Woah. That is quite... Well, I suppose it's practical.

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Really freaky is what it is.

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Don't.

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Are you going to let them talk about me like that?

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KNOCK

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Come in.

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So, um, we've got a lot to talk about.

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Yes, of course. Come in.

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It'll take a few weeks to set up the PPG.

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Well, we'll have to work closely together.

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And I don't see any reason why we can't do that, we're both adults.

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Of course.

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I suppose we'd better confirm that you've got enough time to

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take on this commitment.

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What do you mean?

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You've got your patient responsibilities.

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And also, you are a carer.

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That shouldn't be a problem.

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If you're sure.

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How I organise my time is my business.

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Of course.

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Right, let's crack on, shall we?

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Look at that. Gorgeous.

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Don't wait for us.

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You're going to get so fat.

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Are those roasted parsnips?

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And the grease. Imagine what that'll do to your skin.

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Do you want one?

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No, ours will be along in a minute. Here we go.

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Vince never used to let Charlie order her own food.

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That's terrible.

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"Have you had enough to drink, Charlotte?

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"Are you really wearing that?"

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He sounds awful.

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I like your bikini.

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It's mine, actually.

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That explains why you look so trashy.

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And he was always interrupting her.

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-He wasn't always inter...

-I mean, I've known Charlie since school,

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I'm pretty sure she can finish her own sentences.

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Maybe we should change the subject.

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I know, it's just, I thought, you've both been through the same thing.

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Jas dumped her fiance just before the wedding.

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Thanks, Sash.

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Did you?

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-It was complicated.

-Did you do the right thing, do you think?

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-You've hardly touched your lamb.

-Sorry.

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-Don't eat it.

-So good. And so bad for you.

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You'll regret it.

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Got to do it once in a while.

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No self control. Look at them.

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They're not your friends. They talk about you behind your back.

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-Argh!

-I know! Good, isn't it?

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Really good.

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OK, Mr Scanlon, you may feel some pulling as I make the incision,

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-but if you experience any pain let me know straight away.

-OK.

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Nurse Marquez.

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-Mandy?

-Oh! Um...

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Mr Scanlon has been travelling around South America.

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-Really?

-I think the naevus is fairly harmless,

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but it catches on this strap of his backpack,

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which can be very uncomfortable, I imagine.

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-Ooh!

-Nurse Marquez! For heaven's sake!

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Nothing to worry about, Mr Scanlon. Just my dry cleaner.

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I can see what you're doing. Good girl, Charlie.

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Stay the way I made you.

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Right, who wants dessert?

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-Not for me.

-Me neither.

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Oh, go on, Charlie. The cheesecake looks gorgeous.

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-I...

-How many calories are in that?

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-Go on. We could share a piece.

-Er...

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One slice, you'll be in the gym for a week.

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-Maybe Charlie's not hungry.

-Help her out, then.

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I'll get a big bit and we'll get three spoons.

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Come on! I put my holiday plans on hold for you.

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I could still be bare-knuckle fist-fighting with my mother.

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If you don't listen to me you know what will happen.

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She'll drag you down with her.

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It's just cheesecake.

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I'm just going to go to the bathroom.

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I wouldn't mind but I've just had it made.

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Oh! It's a new suit? Heston, I'm so sorry.

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I was feeling a bit down in the dumps so I thought I'd treat myself.

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-Take them off.

-What?

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I know a brilliant dry cleaner.

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They can get anything out of anything.

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-It's a very delicate weave.

-They can do it.

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I'll just need to take them before it dries in.

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But what am I going to wear?

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I'll get you some trousers out of lost property.

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Maybe we should go to my office.

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Feel all right?

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-Yeah.

-I thought the food was pretty tasty. How was yours?

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-Good.

-I noticed you weren't eating much of it.

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Oh. I wasn't that hungry.

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-Big breakfast?

-Sash made burritos.

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-They are pretty epic.

-She's gone to so much trouble looking after me.

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I didn't want to seem like I wasn't enjoying this.

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-How long has she been staying?

-Since just after Christmas.

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Are you all right?

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Ooh. Budge up.

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Hang on.

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-I'm fine.

-Yeah?

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-Get stuck in.

-Apparently, this gets rid of your toxins.

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We want to look good for our beach holiday.

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-Sash, I'm not really sure...

-You're not backing out?

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-Well...

-You've been listening to Vince again.

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What? How do you know?

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It's obvious. That moron messed you up.

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Just get over it.

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Easier said than done.

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Just snog some random bloke. Works for me.

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-Don't.

-It's good for you!

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Stop it.

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Maybe Charlie should sit this one out.

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She's fine, aren't you? She just can't handle her drink.

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If you've been drinking you're not meant to be in a sauna.

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We've all had the same amount.

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And if it's not OK, why does the restaurant have a bar?

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-I don't think you're helping the situation.

-Really? She's my mate.

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Yeah, and so am I, and I don't think you're behaving very well.

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Really? How am I behaving?

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I don't feel very...

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SHE RETCHES

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So, what have you got?

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Well, it depends how much of it is needed this year.

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Well, all of it, ideally.

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Well, that's the grand total.

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OK.

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Fortunately, it doesn't take much to set up a PPG.

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Right.

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But the key questions are, whether it comes from fundraising

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or whether it comes from the practice's budget.

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And where do we start?

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Do we start on what's most needed medically

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or on the public facing part of it so that the public can see

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how their money's being spent with immediate effect?

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Yes, of course.

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This book is great. I got it for Christmas.

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I've got to finish this one.

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Yeah. Sure.

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I always get distracted and start reading another book

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before I've finished the one I'm on.

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Not this time.

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That sounds like a resolution to me.

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No, because resolutions are for losers.

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Resolutions are doomed to failure, because people have no willpower.

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I, on the other hand, I am going to finish this book.

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Is that right?

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-Yes, it is.

-Right.

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Oh, I've just read that.

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It's brilliant, I've just started it.

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So can you tell it's brilliant?

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Cos it's science fiction,

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but it's like...it's not science fiction as well. It's just...oh!

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Wow.

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-No, seriously, it's really good.

-Really? I do like science fiction.

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No, I'm going to finish this book.

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Right, I'm going out. Does anybody want anything?

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Reading my book.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hey, Martha.

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-I can't believe we're being thrown out.

-Just don't!

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-OK, OK! Can you imagine what Vince'd say, though?

-It's not funny!

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-I know.

-They've had to shut the sauna!

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I know!

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If Vince was here he'd say I was an embarrassment, and he'd be right.

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Come on, let's go.

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Vince always said you behave like a teenager.

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If that's what you think, then maybe you should still be with him.

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Maybe I should.

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Sorry, Jas.

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-Are you going to go after her?

-Nah, she's all right.

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I'll see her back at the flat.

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You haven't noticed anything wrong with Charlie?

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No, she's great. Especially now she's ditched Mr Deadwood.

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I'm going to catch her up.

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Have you...

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Thank you.

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-It's Dad. He's had a stroke.

-What?

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-Martha called. They're taking him to the hospital now.

-Go, both of you.

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Go!

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Charlie?

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Where's Sash?

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She thought you needed some space. She means well.

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I know.

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-And she makes a mean burrito.

-She does.

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Has she been cooking a lot?

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-You know Sash. She likes to pretend she's Nigella.

-Yeah.

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And when she doesn't cook do you still eat well,

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or do you find yourself skipping meals?

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Why are you asking me all these questions?

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I'm not your patient, and I don't have an eating disorder.

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Well, you might not think you have a problem...

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I don't have a problem. Seriously. Not like that.

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Right. Sorry. Sometimes it's hard to switch it off.

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-OK.

-You shouldn't let Sash boss you around, though.

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-What? I don't.

-You sort of do.

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-So?

-So you left your ex because he told you what to do all the time...

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It's not like that with Sash.

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If you're sure.

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I am.

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PHONE RINGS

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Dr Carter. Jennifer, I didn't expect to hear from you.

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Oh, that is a difficult situation.

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If I can be of any assistance.

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Dr Carter, can I come in?

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I'm on the phone, Mrs Tembe.

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Dr Carter, I cannot hear you?

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Yes, well, you are very welcome.

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Excuse me!

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-I am so sorry!

-I'll phone you right back.

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I'm on the phone, Mrs Tembe.

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I did not hear you! I can only apologise.

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Please don't!

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-I do not think this is appropriate...

-Mandy took my trousers.

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-That is not my business.

-To the dry cleaners.

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She said she'd get a spare pair from lost property

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but she hasn't come back.

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Never fear, Mrs Tembe is here.

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I will find something to cover your decency...

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Not that I have seen anything indecent...

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Please hurry.

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It's all very well Sash telling me what a great figure I've got,

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but I'm only like that because of Vince.

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I'm sure that's not the case.

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And now every time I look at food, I can still hear Vince telling me

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if I eat it I'll get fat.

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I can see the disapproving look on his face.

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Maybe it feels like that now...

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It does.

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I can't escape him, he's everywhere I go, and I'm sick of it.

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What do I do?

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Don't let anyone push you around, Vince, or anyone. Fight back.

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Otherwise you'll just be putting up with it for ever.

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I thought you'd be home by now. Sash got back ages ago.

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Charlie?

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-Leave... me...alone.

-Ow!

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-Charlie, stop!

-That hurt!

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You're really here?

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Yes!

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Brilliant. I told him he should have given that key back.

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I'm really sorry.

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Come on, Sash, let's let them talk.

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And let him worm his way back in?

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No way is he just here for his stuff.

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-Let's go and get a coffee.

-She's right. I've been thinking about us.

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So have I.

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I know we've made mistakes and we've had our problems,

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but weren't there good times too?

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I suppose...

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Maybe if we tried again.

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Maybe if we tried not to make the same mistakes.

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I don't know, Vince.

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We could put all this behind us.

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If you were able to apologise and take responsibility...

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Sorry? But I broke up with you.

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I'm willing to forgive you...

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-You have got to be kidding!

-Keep out of this.

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You're not thinking of going back to this self-deluding...

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Don't listen to her. She's just jealous!

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-I'm not jealous of this freakshow!

-Charlie, this is your choice.

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Nobody cares about you like I do.

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He's a loser, and you need to get rid!

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-Charlie, this is your choice, don't be pressured.

-Will you shut up?!

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-My stuff!

-I want you out of my house.

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Good girl.

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-All of you.

-What?

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Sash, you don't want to help.

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You just want someone to go clubbing with.

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-That's not true.

-Isn't it?

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If you're so happy being single,

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how come you only want to chase after blokes?

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-I am not!

-That's fine, but it's not what I want.

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Stop telling me what to do. You're as bad as Vince.

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Now, hang on...

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-There's no need to be mean!

-"Good girl."

-What?

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Both of you. Like I'm your pet.

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It's true.

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And I'm supposed to apologise to you?

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For controlling my life for two years?

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Take your box of junk, and get out.

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-Come on, there's no need to...

-Vince. It's over.

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Good girl...

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Sorry! You should have said.

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Would you have listened?

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It's time for you to go home, Sash.

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Dad?

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Dad, it's us.

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Everything's going to be fine, Dad, we're here.

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Everything's going to be OK.

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We need to talk to a consultant.

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I'm going to find someone to talk to.

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It's OK, Dad. I'm here...

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I'm here, Dad.

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All right, we'll stay in. Whatever you want.

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Sorry, Sash, I really appreciate everything you've done.

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But...you can't just throw me out. I've got nowhere to go!

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-What about your flat?

-There was a problem with the rent.

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She's been staying with her mum.

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-What?

-She drives me mad. I can't go back there.

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So you were just going to move in here without asking?

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No. Just until I sorted myself out.

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We were having fun, weren't we?

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So this is it.

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Maybe if you're not going out all the time, you can save up some cash.

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I can't live with my mum and not go out.

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It might not be for long.

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It's all right for you two.

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At least you've had proper relationships.

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Vince might have been a moron, but at least he was your moron.

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What do I have?

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Something'll turn up, Sash.

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Yeah, right.

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It will. But if you stay here we're just going to fall out.

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As opposed to now?

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You're doing the right thing, Charlie. Once she calms down...

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I've been in a similar position, staying with mates...

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I need you to leave as well.

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Oh. Right.

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Ah. Finished your book already?

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It's your fault. You cursed it by calling it a resolution.

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But if you don't believe in resolutions

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-then it shouldn't matter, should it?

-Oh!

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Oh! Heston!

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Don't you dare.

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I'm going to eat what I want, and wear what I want, OK?

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Oh, Heston, I am so, so sorry.

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Oh, it's fine. Mrs Tembe gave me a pair of marvellous red trousers.

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Did you get a jacket with them? And a big white beard?

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Well, I did find a rather odd shopping list in the pockets.

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Trousers are done. Good as new, apparently.

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Thank you. Well, one good deed deserves another.

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I had a call from my friends the Fitzwilliams.

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They're going away for a month and they need someone to housesit.

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-A bit last minute.

-Right...

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Stately home on the edge of Letherbridge, huge garden.

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I thought you might be interested.

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Sitting in someone else's house, terrified that I might chip a mug.

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Oh, it won't be mugs. They use bone china.

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Heston, no offence,

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but it really wasn't the kind of challenge I was looking for.

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Well, I realise that. I thought you might appreciate the change.

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Shake things up a bit, isn't that what you were looking for?

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I'm sorry. I'm not feeling very temerarious.

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Yeah, I don't know what it means either.

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We'll get through this, OK?

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You're going to be out of this hospital and back home in no time.

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What did the consultant say?

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Mum? What did he say?

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-Be nice to start the year on a positive note.

-Wouldn't it just!

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Yeah, Dr Granger should have thought before he ruined a marriage

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to satisfy his own lust.

0:27:050:27:06

-Have you taken a pregnancy test?

-No, I can't be.

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Just bell me, OK?

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-Jumped up, thieving little swine.

-All right.

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I still hope that we can manage to work together.

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Keep out my way, will you?

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You're obsessed with this stinky rotten pub. That's it, finished!

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