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Please, Immie. You know I don't want to call Catherine Mannings.

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-Not my problem.

-Please!

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Jack, I've told you I'm busy.

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Anyway, Catherine Mannings has been dying for an opportunity

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to be your...

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..right hand.

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I won't forget this.

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Oh, hi, Catherine.

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How are you fixed for this afternoon?

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No, for work.

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I've got a new client. It's Patricia Montana.

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SHE GASPS

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OK, if you want to come through.

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-Daniel, I've made you a...

-Have to be later.

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Cherry...

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Not now, Karen.

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"Thank you very much, Karen".

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"Don't mention it".

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-Give.

-Give me the job then.

-You've got plans?

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Do you even know who Patricia Montana is?

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She sells T-shirts and stuff on the internet.

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That is like saying Lady Gaga sings a bit.

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Whatever.

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What's the job?

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-NOW you're interested!

-Jack!

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Packing. Best bit is, she's paying on completion.

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Here's the deal - I'm on it, on it, on it!

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And you don't have to pay me till next month.

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What's so good about Patricia Montana?

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Hello? Iconic.

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She's like this holistic, creative diva.

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She's all eco, she does hand-blocking and..

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OK, she's some art guru phenomenon,

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and you want the chance to be in her glittering presence.

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PHONE RINGS

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OK. But here's the deal - you keep it professional,

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you're representing my company.

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Your company?

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You do the job and you don't be some sort of embarrassing suck-up.

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Moi(?)

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Yeah, but I bought what he normally has.

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OK, but I didn't know that.

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Yes, I should have.

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If you'd said...

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Either way, he's got enough nappies for now.

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So it's not the end of the world? Zara?

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Zara?!

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-Sorry.

-What?

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Cherry's got an infected C-section scar. She's asking for a doctor.

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"A doctor" or a particular doctor?

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-She asked for Heston, but...

-Sounds pretty straightforward to me.

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No, Heston has to go at one, he's just had someone go in.

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She asked for Heston. Get Heston.

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I'll get Heston.

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No. No, no, no -

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you're going to have to deal with it.

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Sorry about that. Stupid man. He'll still be talking.

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"Patricia, I don't know what to do "

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Take him a while to work out when I've actually hung up.

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Plonker. Now, where were we?

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-Wirelessly printing.

-Yes, of course.

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So, advice slip goes in with the merchandise,

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and the address is printed on the bottom.

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It is all captured by the production data software,

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but I need you to write it in the book because I'm anally retentive.

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Me, too. SO retentive.

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-There's a lot to get through.

-And I'll get through it.

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I may Skype you later if I have time.

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I won't let you down, Ms Montana.

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-That is a cool shirt.

-Is it?

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I thought that whole tattoo thing was well and truly over.

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-Shows what I know!

-I designed and printed it myself.

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Clever girl.

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Like an espresso before I go?

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You bet!

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Take a seat.

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My dentist isn't working from the beginning

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of the opening ceremony to the end of the closing one.

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-Not an Olympic gold filling, then?

-He's going to squeeze me in.

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-Go on, then. We'll manage.

-You sure?

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If I was to change my mind, would you cancel your appointment?

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Hop it!

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Emily Watson?

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Mr Clarkson needs to see you again.

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But Mr Sterling's next.

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He left this.

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He's in the gents doing another one

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Lovely!

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It's fine - tell him to bring it in when he's done.

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I presume you have a portfolio.

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I almost brought it.

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Didn't want to be too pushy?

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Be pushy! I like this...vintage vibe thing you've got going on.

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It's cool. Not overdone.

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Do you want me to be honest?

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I only work with people I trust implicitly.

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I designed and printed it myself, but my mother "distressed" it.

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Not a hand washer?

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Everything goes on a hot wash with double Daz.

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Mothers, eh? They do like their kids to be clean.

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I'd do it myself.

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I wouldn't mind, but I'd start doing the ironing and she's all...

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Mind you, she does wreck my clothes brilliantly sometimes.

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I like you, Imogen Hollins, so you do a good job today,

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no glitches, no hitches, no messing around,

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and I'll look at your portfolio tomorrow.

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You will? Really?

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Yes, but you get the job done.

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No fannying about - prove that I can rely on you.

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-I will.

-Good girl.

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Phew. Is that it? All the Letherbridge Olympians match fit?

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-Karen, about before...

-It's fine.

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No, I was rude, and I want to apologise.

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Listen, it's nearly four o'clock. When you stare into holes

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and down tubes for a living,

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and you've got a little one keeping you awake all night,

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you earn the right to be a little bit scratchy occasionally.

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Just as long as you know I'm sorry.

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Heston's finally got his choppers fixed and he'll be back soon.

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Why don't you go and get something to eat? Go on.

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Ah.

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OK.

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POSH VOICE: Hello, this is Imogen Hollins from Hollins Montana Top Drawer Schmatta.

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I'm sending over some new designs.

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Really? The new Giambattista Valli?

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Is THAT what they're calling me?

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Oh, stop it! No, you stop it.

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No, you stop it. Oh, darling!

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SHE CRIES

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Here you go, take your time.

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I'm all done. I'm fixed up and filled in.

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Good for you.

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-Very quiet?

-Yeah.

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Where is everyone?

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Daniel left for his lunch about ten minutes ago...

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Lunch?

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Cherry hasn't even had her break yet.

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She got stuck with a right blubber since before Daniel went.

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"Blubber?" Do you mean a patient with obesity issues, Karen?

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CRYING

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No, a "blubber" - a patient who blubs.

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Excuse me, are you still serving food?

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Yeah.

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What's going on in here?

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Promotion party, apparently Malcolm's made it into marketing.

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Good for Malcolm.

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-Do you mind?

-No, course not.

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-What a day, eh?

-Yeah, insane.

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So, what looks good?

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Have you ordered yet?

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No, I haven't even managed to do that yet.

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Oh, come on! You've got to be kidding.

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Huh! Who are you?

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Drake Montana,

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and you are...?

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I'm working for your...wife? She never said anybody'd be here.

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That's be because I've just gotten back. And she's not my wife.

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"Gotten back"?

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I'm Patricia's brother. I work out of Hong Kong, usually.

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Do you work for her?

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-WITH Patricia.

-She never said.

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She's not expecting me. So, what is this?

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Bit late for lunch, right?

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I'm starved, but I've only got time for coffee,

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and this thing is not playing ball.

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-So you're...?

-Imogen - Immie.

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Patricia's not given you time to eat?

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-It's not important...

-No, it's outrageous.

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No she's given me this opportunity to...

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You need to at least have a sandwich, or something.

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I can't. DOORBELL RINGS

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Ooh - it's turning into a party!

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Little sister - this is me checking up on you.

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Hi, I'm Drake.

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Course you are.

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OK, awkward. I'll go and put some clothes on.

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-Good idea.

-Jack!

-What?

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You're supposed to be working,

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but you're with some smarmy douche in a hand towel. What's going on?

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This is the first time I've stopped all day.

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I haven't even had coffee. That is Drake Montana, Patricia's brother.

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He works for the company, which means nothing to you because - duh! -

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-you have no idea how fabulous this is!

-The dude's got no clothes on!

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He didn't know I was in the house. He's put them on now.

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"On it, on it, on it."

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However distracted you get, you don't mess up.

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Hello! You didn't even know who the client was.

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-I won't mess this up. It's one huge step up the ladder!

-What?

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If I do a good job, I get to show her my portfolio tomorrow.

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You sucked up! What did I tell you about sucking up?!

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I didn't suck up, I didn't need to. Drink it in.

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This is talent you're looking at,

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and Patricia Montana knows talent when she sees it.

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I don't have to suck up to make a good impression.

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Yeah, well, you better be getting dressed.

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Thank you. By the time she gets our order sorted, it'll be time

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to go back to the campus.

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No, Heston's holding the fort. He insisted.

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Karen's only to call us

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if his fillings fall out, or there's some other major emergency.

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Can you believe how busy it was today?

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I know. I hardly saw you all day.

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Point is, we're owed a lunch,

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and it was dead as a tombstone when I left.

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We finally fixed everyone.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello, Karen?

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Listen, me and Heston have been thinking.

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-Ooh, careful(!)

-Tell her.

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'Tell me what?'

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Heston's made an executive decision -

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-you can have the rest of the day off.

-Really?

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Yes, this is me being the good news fairy. I just need to tell Daniel.

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Daniel's got the rest of the day off as well?

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It has so been decreed.

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OK, I'll tell him. Bye.

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What?

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It is officially Merlot o'clock!

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Wow. Waiter!

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I could only find cheese, but you have to have something.

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I've got to finish.

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I had a hellish journey home, I really need to chill and relax.

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Why don't you sit and chillax with me, just for a bit?

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Because Patricia hired me to do the job and I've got to get it done.

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Work ethic? Worthy, but..

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Patricia also promised to look at my portfolio.

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Oh, OK - I get it.

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I'll stop distracting you, then.

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But you know I'd be more than happy to take a look at your portfolio.

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I've got exquisite taste, trust me.

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OK! I get it.

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Eat the sandwich!

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So how's Jimmi?

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He's fine.

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Listen, sorry about...

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..you know, the OCD thing,

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-being in denial. I was completely out of order.

-It's fine.

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It's like you shined a big light on the whole thing.

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Is he still mad at me?

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He'll get over it.

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Truth hurts.

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-How's Joe?

-I'm famished.

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Joe's all right?

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I don't really know. He seems fine.

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I see him, obviously, I see him with his mother,

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and they're doing great. They are thriving.

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Good. Putting weight on?

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Must be, because, of course, Zara's acing it.

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Mary Poppins.

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It's me that doesn't seem to fit.

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I don't seem to be able to...

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..whatever I do.

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That's rubbish.

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New dads get side-lined.

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Do they get sent off, too?

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Tough ref. Who'd've thought?

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I'm a complete letdown. Ask Zara.

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"Ask Zara"?

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Mm-hm.

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Right.

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This is completely out-of-line,

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but I'm just going to say it anyway.

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Who cares what Zara thinks?

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Mrs Nag-Nag-Nag-Nag-Nag,

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-and in front of me and Jimmi? She's such a...

-Hormones?

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..cow.

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And that isn't cooking, that is reheating.

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And if she's Wonder Woman, it's only because you let her be.

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"Ask Zara"? Zara doesn't even know what side her bread's buttered!

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Sorry.

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MUSIC: "My Humps" by The Black-Eyed Peas

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# What you going to do with all that junk?

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# All that junk inside your trunk?

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# I'm going to get you drunk

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# Get you love drunk off my hump

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# My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump

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# My hump, my hump, my hump My lovely little lumps

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# Check it out... #

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THEY LAUGH

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Ah! Thank you.

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Thank you.

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There is more than one way to disrespect the jogging.

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It's ridiculous. I could have grown a lettuce faster than that.

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SHE LAUGHS

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You know what this is?

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This is...an afternoon version of brunch.

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"Lupper!"

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That's good!

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THEY LAUGH

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You know I said those things about Zara?

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I'd feel so much better

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-if you said something mean about Jimmi.

-Like what?

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Um... Off the top of my head,

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how about, "You know his obsessive compulsions

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"are a nightmare to live with?"

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Or, "It was bad enough when they centred on ridiculous cleaning routines,

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"and his precision table-laying?"

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Well, I could say...

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I was grateful about what you said about the running.

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-Manic.

-I should have seen it.

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You're too close.

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It was bad enough before, but at least we...

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Now he's just knackered all the time.

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He works, he runs, I clean, he runs some more.

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Not so rosy?

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We'd be all right if we were as close as we were before.

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"Close"?

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Yeah, I need closeness.

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But every time I try, he's knackered.

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Every time I...

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There's worse addictions, I suppose.

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Would you like the number for Joggers Anonymous?

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This has gone straight to my head.

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OK, we've got get-out-of-jail-free cards - we can get cabs.

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Another?

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Go on, as long as we don't have to jog anywhere, ever, even walk fast.

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Excuse me. Another one, please.

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-Cin cin.

-Cin cin!

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-I've got a plan.

-I've got a job to do.

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We'll get it done, together, and then we can kick back.

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I'm the one who's here to work.

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Absolutely. It'd be unfair of me to take your eye off the ball.

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I can't let you.

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So I'm suggesting I help you get done

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everything you need to get done

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-But...

-But listen, you're an artist, aren't you?

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So what's with all the prosaic pedestrianism?

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I help. Then, and only then, I get the pleasure of your company,

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somewhere that doesn't smell of packing tape.

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That sounds very nice, but it wouldn't feel right. Sorry.

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-I'm offering. Free will. Want to do it.

-Even so...

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Laps of the gods. Heads I win, tails you get to play martyr,

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and we'll both be miserable for the rest of the day.

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COMPUTER BLEEPS

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Imogen?

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Hi? Patricia, can you see me?

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Yes, there's a camera.

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I'm just checking to make sure everything's OK?

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-Imogen, darling....

-Yes! Look - just a minute, OK?

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Look, I can't see I'm going to be back for eight.

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If you hang on in, I'll settle up then, all right?

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OK! Take care. Bye.

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Heads.

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I mean, I'm not on the spectrum.

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How is that a problem?

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-It isn't.

-You know what counts as being evil in my world? The wrong spray cleaner.

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I mean, I ask you.

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SHE LAUGHS

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I bet you do way more wrong things than I do.

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Ah, 24/7. You know, Zara doesn't mean to be so oppressive.

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That's like saying she doesn't mean to be such a nag.

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It isn't. I didn't say that.

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-No, you didn't. But she is.

-She totally is.

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Do you want to know something else about Jimmi?

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Kind of yes, kind of no.

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Any time I do manage a bit of "closeness"

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I have to be careful of the sore bits.

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THEY LAUGH

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He's rubbed raw in places.

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I could give you a cream for that.

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You're a very good doctor!

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Hey, hey, who's this?

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-AS HESTON:

-Zinc and castor oil cream should be applied in an anti-clockwise motion.

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Any moron knows that.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-Hey, hey, who's this?

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-AS JIMMI:

-"I've told you before, stir my coffee three times clockwise,

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"two times anti-clockwise, take the spoon out the middle"

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-AS JIMMI:

-Don't touch me there, it's far too tender!

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THEY LAUGH

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Has that got booze in it?

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You're off the clock, everything's done.

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Yeah, but is it alcoholic?

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It isn't, but what would it matter if it was?

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I don't think getting smashed in my potential employer's home

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is probably my best way to go.

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Oh, that's nice - what is it?

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Patricia's recipe - she mixes it for designated drivers.

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It's delish.

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See? Glad it was heads? I'm Mr Mixologist, me.

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And also a top-notch host. Hand cut potato-based snack product?

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SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT: Why, Drake Montana, I do believe you're flirting with me,

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with your high class beverages and your scrumptious nibbles.

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-SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT:

-Why, Miss Imogen! I am a gentleman.

-Yeah, I bet you are(!)

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Coffee? Cos I can't go home like this.

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I'll grab my stuff - you sort the beverages,

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then I'll call another cab.

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OK, but you can have the first drop-off, because you have way more to be afraid of than I have!

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-AS JIMMI:

-Spoon out from the middle!

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SHE LAUGHS

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Cheers!

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When you said "non-alcoholic",

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what did you mean?

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-Not very.

-You beast!

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I know!

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When you said "not very" -

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what did you mean ?

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It's got wallop.

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So you've been telling me porky pies!

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Just little white lies, and who could blame me?

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Why, though?

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I wanted you to relax. I want you to relax, with me.

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Erm..

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Would you like to tell me what the hell you think you're doing?

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Like to tell me what you'd have got up to if I hadn't got home early?

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-Come on, Patricia.

-Zip it. Don't you "Patricia" me.

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-We weren't expecting you.

-Clearly.

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No, we weren't, and your brother...

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Sorry, what? "My brother"? I don't have a brother.

1:15:061:15:09

Would you like to tell Miss Hollins quite how old you are,

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my little sweetness?

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Mum, don't call me that!

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You little git. The only reason I am home early is because

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your half-soaked father told me you'd been expelled again!

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Look, just tell her how old you are, then get upstairs,

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brush your teeth and get to bed!

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How old?!

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-15. Nearly 16.

-Pardon?

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15!

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Oh, you dirty old perv!

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You didn't do anything illegal, did you?

1:15:431:15:45

'Only with Dad on the force, and me at the CAB...'

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HE LAUGHS It's not funny!

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I know I told you not to creep around her, but did you have to take it so far the other way?

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I might have blown my chances, but it's you will struggle getting paid.

1:15:561:15:59

Oh no, I'm not. I'm not the one who screwed up here, you did.

1:15:591:16:03

I'll tell you exactly what you're going to do about it, shall I?

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I'm truly sorry about everything that happened today.

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But I did do all of the work and you did promise to pay.

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Well, it's really my own fault,

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because I failed to add to your instructions,

1:16:221:16:24

"Please don't try and seduce my son,

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"or use my home as a knocking shop(!)"

1:16:261:16:28

I'm sorry. I didn't know that he...

1:16:301:16:33

Wait here. I'll get my cheque book.

1:16:331:16:35

My portfolio? SHE LAUGHS

1:16:351:16:38

I know I said, "Be pushy" - but you are having a laugh!

1:16:381:16:41

-I thought you'd been sent to bed.

-I thought I was going to get you into bed with me.

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Yeah, you know you want me.

1:16:491:16:51

I made a mistake today. I was unprofessional and I behaved badly.

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But I didn't have all the information. I was hoodwinked.

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That's one word for it!

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I screwed up a fantastic opportunity.

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That might mean nothing to you, but I've learnt from it.

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Now get lost before I call Mummy.

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Tah-dah!

1:17:151:17:17

I'm afraid that it's black on...ooh! Account that we only had

1:17:171:17:20

that goaty stuff that smells like feet.

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HE SIGHS

1:17:241:17:26

Hey!

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What's wrong?

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Nothing.

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It must be something.

1:17:341:17:35

Please don't be nice - it's worse if you're nice.

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I want to be nice.

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Don't cry, Daniel...

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You can sort this out.

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I'm fine.

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I'm absolutely fine.

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HE SOBS

1:17:541:17:56

Don't cry, Daniel.

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I can't take any more.

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Don't be sad.

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(Cherry).

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Don't be sad.

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"Cultural diversity".

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I'll go, but I can't justify it, not with my in-tray.

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Now, tell me. Is there going to be role play?

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I have been told I'm very good at it.

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"I'm pregnant, Mr Wilson".

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"This is a surprise, Jenny".

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"For me, too. A happy one, though".

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Watch out!

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-Elaine, I'm so sorry!

-It's OK.

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The donkey posse's in the house!

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