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BABY CRIES

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Are you just going to let him keep crying?

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Sorry, I thought you were...

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Clearly.

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BABY COUGHS

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OK.

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All right. Shhh.

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Do you want some breakfast?

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No, I'll pick up something later.

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OK, OK.

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Hello? This is your stop.

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Anyway, good luck with the cooking competition this afternoon.

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I'm not working this afternoon, I've got the competition.

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-Don't you ever listen?

-Oh, sorry.

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How could I be so insensitive?

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Whenever you're ready, Karen!

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Oh!

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What are you doing for lunch today?

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Do you want to go somewhere?

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No, I'm far too busy.

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I just thought you might want to have lunch with Jimmi, or Kevin,

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or...Cherry.

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Cherry?

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Isn't she your new best friend

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after you had lunch together last week?

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We had a quick bite.

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After Heston gave you the afternoon off?

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She needed to meet a friend. So did I.

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How is Andy?

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Yeah, he's fine.

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And his wife,

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what was her name?

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Caroline.

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We should have them over.

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Actually, we had a bit of a falling out.

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Nothing serious?

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Oh, er...

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You know what blokes are like.

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It started off with football, moved onto politics

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and before you know it, we're insulting each other's mothers.

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Think we should probably steer clear for a while.

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That's a shame.

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Yeah.

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You know what, this one needs a change, I reckon.

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Come on, then.

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We are the gatekeepers of Coulterdale Manor,

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and we can tell you some tales...

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On an ancient burial ground was it built.

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The first Lord of Coulterdale was kicked to death by his own horses.

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The cursed house was left to his sons,

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who fought like cat and dog.

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One beat his brother and buried him alive,

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right under your feet.

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RECORDED CLANKING

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But no-one escapes the curse of Coulterdale.

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The buried lad had already poisoned his brother's wine cellar,

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and the greedy sibling died in apathy.

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Agony.

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What did I say?

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That is your final warning.

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-Thanks, Denver.

-I don't know why you're bothered.

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-Couple of weeks and we're gone.

-I told you, I'm not coming.

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I didn't think you were serious.

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What's the point of following you to university

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-if I didn't get the grades?

-It's Manchester.

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I'll go to lectures, you get a job. Then at night we hit the clubs.

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I've already told Glory I'm staying.

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Sean. This place is so sad.

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They were enjoying it until you messed it up.

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You're kidding yourself.

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-You couldn't be scary if your life depended on it.

-Yes, I could.

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You're about as scary as a bunny and a kitten having a cuddle.

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Sorry, mate.

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That is my cookery book!

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I think they would call that "industrial espionage".

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I just want to see what the competition is up to.

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There is no competition.

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I have secured the perfect sous chef.

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Someone who has forgotten more about food in his lifetime

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-than you will ever learn in yours.

-Oh, yeah. Who's that?

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Doctor Carter.

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-Not bad.

-SHE INHALES

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But I think for this sort of competition,

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you need someone who's younger and faster.

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You and Heston are not going to know what's hit you

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with Imogen on my side.

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Well, I hope Imogen's cookery skills are more impressive than her filing.

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It's bad enough losing you both this afternoon.

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If you could do some work while you're here.

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Vicky Reynolds?

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Ah. Why don't we go through to my office?

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All this aggravation for a pointless cake competition.

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Excuse me, but there's nothing pointless about cake.

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It's just as valid a hobby as you have.

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You do have hobbies, don't you?

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-A

-hobby..?

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A soldier doesn't have much time for stamp collecting.

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Neither does a practice manager.

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Maybe if you did something pointless now and again,

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you wouldn't be so stressed.

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Come on.

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I don't want to be late for my mum.

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I'll just get an application form and that's it.

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Do you really want to work here?

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It actually looks really fun. We should do the tour.

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-No.

-Oh, go on, it's only an hour.

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And it would really help me with my interview.

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Is that Sean from college... and Denver?

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Oh, look. We should go and say hi.

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What about the hen party last week? They couldn't stop screaming.

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They were screaming when they got here and when they left.

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I'm pretty certain they're still screaming now.

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Wow, Denver. Nice costume.

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Hey, Kristy. It's retro.

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Yeah, really retro!

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You forgot your application form.

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-Thanks.

-Cheer up, Immie, it might never happen.

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You knew they were here, didn't you?

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-No...

-Right, well, it's been wonderful seeing you both...

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You're not leaving?

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Come on, what about a personal tour? I'll even show you

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around this place if you want.

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If I wasn't going before...

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-We've been working here all summer. It's actually pretty good.

-Go on.

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-I'll drop you home straight after.

-SHE SIGHS

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How much is it?

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Mandy, I can't read that date. Which is that, a 1 or a 7?

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Yeah.

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Well, which is it?

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Oh, OK...

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You know what? It's a 2.

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Doctor Carmichael?

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So which is it? I can't hang around all day.

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It's a 2.

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Interested only in women and drink,

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he was disowned by his father and became a highwayman.

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They called him the Letherbridge Blade and he showed no mercy.

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He would butcher the men and ravage the women.

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Then one night in 1704, the King's men laid a trap.

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But the Blade took shelter in the house of a blacksmith,

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and as a result an innocent man went with him to the gallows.

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Every night the highwayman returns to the family home.

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You can hear horses' hooves on the gravel path,

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-and a pounding at the front door.

-RECORDED KNOCKING

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And if you are foolish enough to open it...

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-Yeah?

-Aaaarrgghhh!

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Denver! What the hell are you doing?

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-Having a bit of fun.

-That was great.

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It's not funny, you know. We could get in trouble.

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Oh, no, that would be terrible(!)

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This job might not mean anything to you, but it does to me, OK?

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Well, excuse me.

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(Why do you hang out with that idiot?)

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Was there anything in particular?

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I wondered how you were.

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I'm fine, why wouldn't I be?

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Well, I just thought, this morning was...

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Yeah?

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Doesn't matter.

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Daniel...

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If you...if you did want to grab that sandwich later...

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You know what, I'm going to drop in on a patient. Vicky Reynolds.

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-Really?

-Yeah. She's pretty upset.

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She's got some problems with her pregnancy

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and she's facing some tough decisions.

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I just read a bit of interesting research that might help her.

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I'm sure that Vicky will appreciate it.

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Enter if you dare,

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the bedroom of Nathaniel Pounder.

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Eighth Duke of Coulterdale, he too couldn't escape the curse.

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-(Sean's pretty good.)

-(I wonder where Denver is.)

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Returning from the war,

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he found his wife in bed with his best friend,

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and in a jealous rage he murdered them both.

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RECORDED SCREAM

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To this day, no-one stays in this room.

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Those that do tell of terrible nightmares, a furious spectre

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standing above the bed.

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His cold hands reaching towards their throat.

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If you listen,

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you may hear his footsteps coming up the stairs...

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If you listen really carefully...

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I definitely don't hear anything.

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Can you hear? Silent.

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Silent as the grave...

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Aaarghhhhh!

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Give it up, Sean, you don't have what it takes.

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Ah! My eye!

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Come on, stop mucking about.

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Give it a rest. Can't you see that he's hurt?

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-I can't see.

-Don't just stand there.

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The first aid kit, where is it?

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-Sean, let me have a look.

-No...

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Just move your hand.

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-Ketchup.

-What?!

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Look, we're even now. Just leave it, yeah?

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Right, come on.

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I haven't filled in my application form.

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-I'll buy you a stamp.

-You're not going?

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-Er, what do you think?

-I liked it.

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Oh, come on. You're both a pair of idiots. Grow up.

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Sorry, Immie. We'll do you another tour if you want. No charge.

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Even spending the afternoon getting bossed around by my mum

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-is better than this.

-All right.

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We'll make it up to you another time.

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I'll take you up on that.

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-See you later.

-Bye, Denver.

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Blimey. Everybody looks like they mean business.

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The judges are very auspicious. That's Sasha Von Seenus.

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Her restaurant has one Michelin star.

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One Michelin star doesn't sound that good.

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Who's Posh Paws over there?

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That gentleman is Vaughan Radcliffe.

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-You must have seen his column.

-Steady on!

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-In the newspaper.

-Oh.

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I hope you're not trying to steal my sous chef, Mrs Hollins?

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Immie will be here any minute.

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Welcome to Supachef 2012.

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I am Vaughan Radcliffe, and this is renowned chef Sasha Von Seenus.

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You may know me from my spot on Letherbridge Today,

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"If You Can't Stand The Heat".

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Sasha spends more time with dessert than she does her own family.

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So as far as the Midlands are concerned, we ARE food.

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Today we start at the end. The summit,

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the pinnacle, the Everest to which we all aspire.

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Can you reinvent the wheel on the sweet trolley,

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and bake your way into immortality?

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We shall see...

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Denver is such an idiot.

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I can't believe we almost paid money for that.

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Come on. It wasn't all his fault.

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Yeah, well, he's going to Manchester in a few weeks.

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-Maybe we should call someone and warn them.

-Manchester?

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Probably doing a joint honours -

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English Literature and being a complete...

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I left my sunglasses.

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-They'll just be at the ticket desk. Two minutes.

-You'd better be.

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I'm going to get iced by my mum.

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Aaaarrghhh! SHE SCREAMS

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What the hell have you done?

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-I thought she was you.

-Kristy?

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Kristy?

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What happened?!

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She must have bumped her head, or maybe something fell..?

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-Yeah, we just found her like this.

-Kristy, can you hear me?

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See, she's fine. Nothing to worry about.

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-Whisk.

-Check.

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-Zester.

-Further check.

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Mrs Tembe, I have a couple of suggestions

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for further improvements.

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My recipes cannot be improved.

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They have been passed down through the generations.

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Yes, but this is a forward thinking competition.

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Thank you for your opinion, Doctor Carter.

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But my recipes have got me so far, so I will stick with them.

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-Thank you.

-As you wish.

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Immie, if you're not here in the next five minutes...

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Oh. Yeah, that is the problem with young people.

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They do not appreciate the importance of punctuality.

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She'll be here.

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Hiya.

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, nice to see you too!

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This is the last thing I need. Where's Immie?

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She's taken her friend to hospital.

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You'll have to make do with me.

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Hospital? I ask her to do one thing.

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How selfish can you get?

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-Have you been drinking?

-I've had a pub lunch with the lads.

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It's my day off. I'll be absolutely fine.

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Good luck...

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Ah, lemons. The most promiscuous of fruits.

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They go with almost anything.

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Where do you get your inspiration from, Mrs Tembe?

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Well, my cake is a recipe

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that's been passed down through the generations.

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As mother used to make.

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My own mother could burn soup.

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If she didn't, she'd put it back on for five minutes.

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So what would winning the competition mean to you, Karen?

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It... Well, it would mean everything to me,

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because cooking is my life, and I'm going to give it 110%.

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Why are you talking like an idiot?

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I don't know, I can't help it.

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Contestants, it's time to bake like you've never baked before.

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Shouldn't you bake like you've done it a couple of times?

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You have 80 minutes...

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starting from now.

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-What if it's serious?

-If we stick to our story, we'll be fine.

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-Hey Immie, how's it going?

-Don't you mean, how's Kristy?

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Do you know something about what happened to her?

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We just found her there.

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-Didn't we, Sean?

-Yeah. How is she?

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She's with the doctor now. Looks like she's going to be OK.

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-Great...

-See?

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-I told you. Let's all go out and celebrate.

-You're not serious?

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I'm going to get a coffee, do you want one? Come on.

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You said whip the cream.

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You've beaten it to death. Look, it's gone all stiff.

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It's supposed to be like that!

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(Doctor Carter, what have you just put into my recipe?)

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It's just a little spice.

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But that is not my recipe.

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If we're going to impress Vaughan, we need to pull out all the stops.

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Trust me, it will be a taste sensation.

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You don't care about Kristy, you're just here to cover your own backs.

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I'm surprised you're going along with this, Sean.

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Going along with what?

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I know what happened. You were playing your stupid game. She got caught in the middle.

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-I don't know what you're talking about.

-If you don't tell her, I will.

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Imogen. I don't know where you've got this idea from,

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-but you can't prove anything, not that there's anything to prove.

-Say goodbye to your jobs then.

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She will be all right, though, won't she?

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Not black or white.

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It has taken me a long time to perfect my recipe

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-and you are changing it.

-I thought you wanted my input,

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not just obeying you like a mindless drone.

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That is what a sous chef does!

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Ah, a chef and her sous in perfect harmony(!)

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So, tell us what it is you're doing here.

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Well, I am preparing my lemon curd for my layer cake.

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And I'm making brandy and ginger icing.

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Hmmm. Two very different flavours. A bit like a chalk-and-cheeseboard.

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I'll be interested to see how they come together.

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As will I.

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-Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-Jamie Oliver doesn't measure.

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-He just splashes it in.

-You're not Jamie Oliver, love.

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Thanks for being so supportive!

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Ah, interesting. Though I can't see exactly what it is you're making.

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It's...Black Forest Gateau.

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Ah! Retro. Do you have enough time to pull it off?

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Oh! Try and stop me.

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Hello. I don't think I've been introduced to your sous chef...?

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Oh...

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-She's fine. She's just doing her make-up.

-Right.

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Sorry about your grades.

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Could be worse.

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You don't want to work in a haunted house for the rest of your life, though, do you?

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I don't know. I'm actually pretty good at it, you know?

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The make-up, putting on a show, telling stories.

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Does Denver know how much it means to you?

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I told him.

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So then why does he keep trying to mess it up?

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You could really do with getting away from him for a bit.

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So where is she, then?

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Where's Kristy?

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It all happened so fast, mate...

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She's gone.

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-Oh, my God...

-We killed her.

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But she was...

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We're going to go to prison.

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What?! No, we can't... What about Manchester?

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-It's always about you, isn't it?!

-No, I wanted you to come with me.

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I thought if you lost your job...

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-What? I'd just follow you around?

-Anyway, what does it matter now?

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-What are we going to do?

-What's going on?

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You're alive?

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Whoa! That is not funny.

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It was pretty funny.

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-I know it was my fault, but that is...

-It was your fault?

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Kristy, we were mucking about and it got out of hand.

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I'm really sorry.

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Yeah. But that doesn't mean we can't...you know...

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you and me...

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Yeah...I don't think so.

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(Oh, no!)

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30 minutes to go!

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It's no good, I can't do it.

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Of course you can.

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It's burnt!

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It's a disaster.

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Hey. Hey. It's just a cake.

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I just wanted something to do.

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Jack and Immie are leaving.

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I just wanted to prove that I could control something.

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I can't even control a few ingredients.

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Listen, love. It's not too late.

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If we work together, we can whip something up.

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That is, of course, unless you want Mrs Tembe to win.

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Good girl.

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Come on.

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Right.

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What we are going to do is...

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a deconstructed Black Forest Gateau.

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What...?

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It just means we cobble it all together. Pass me that bowl.

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Everyone stop working, time's up!

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SHE EXHALES

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What do you think?

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We stand a chance.

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Especially since there is only the Hollins concoction left to go.

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-This is embarrassing. It doesn't even look like a cake.

-Shhh.

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Presentation...interesting.

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Hey.

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So earlier on, when my life was flashing before me,

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I realised that not everything I'd said had been helpful or smart.

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-Yeah.

-I don't want that to put you off what is

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clearly a great opportunity to come to Manchester,

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and live a life that is action-packed and at least an 18 certificate.

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I'm not coming, mate.

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I told Glory it was all my fault.

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So if you want to carry on working here...

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Thanks.

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You can still come and visit, though.

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-Course.

-Show them Mancs how it's done.

-Definitely.

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It won't be the same without you.

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You'll do all right.

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All right. You don't want to keep your audience waiting.

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Thanks, Denver.

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I am the gatekeeper of Coulterdale Manor,

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and I can tell you some tales.

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Follow me.

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Fingers crossed, Doctor Carter.

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With a team like us, how can we lose?

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My culinary explorers,

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this afternoon you have pushed your abilities to the absolute limit.

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Have you discovered the New World or are you on the Isle of Man?

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Here we go, brace yourself.

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There can be only one winner,

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and the creator of the best dessert is...

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Karen Hollins.

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-What?

-What?

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Looking at it, it's almost too good to eat.

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But tasting it...

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how can I stop?

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Such complexity.

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I get lost in its landscape,

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to rest for a while on a brick of delicate sponge,

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to paddle through the tangy compote...

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But most impressive of all... oh, the ganache.

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Karen, why don't you tell us about your secret ingredient?

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Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret any more.

0:23:040:23:08

Don't be shy.

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Erm, it'll come to me in a minute...

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How can she forget? It has only been half an hour.

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It's an old...Navajo...recipe.

0:23:180:23:20

I smell a rat.

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How does she not know her own secret ingredient?

0:23:240:23:26

Because Karen Hollins did not make this cake.

0:23:260:23:29

I think you'll find I did...

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Really? Because I've been watching you.

0:23:330:23:35

Well, if you had, then you would...

0:23:350:23:38

I do.

0:23:380:23:39

I know exactly what's been going on.

0:23:390:23:41

All right. I didn't make it.

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Then who did make it?

0:23:440:23:46

Mainly...

0:23:460:23:47

her magnificent sous chef.

0:23:470:23:50

I knew she couldn't cook.

0:23:510:23:53

Sasha, I think we need to have another talk...

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Hi.

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I wondered how you felt about stopping for a takeaway

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on the way home. Cos I don't feel like cooking,

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and I thought you wouldn't either.

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-You thought right.

-Great. What do you fancy?

0:24:070:24:10

I don't know, what do you want?

0:24:100:24:11

Thai?

0:24:110:24:13

I'd prefer Japanese.

0:24:130:24:14

Really? I didn't think either of us were that keen on...

0:24:140:24:18

No. Definitely Japanese.

0:24:180:24:19

OK. Japanese it is.

0:24:200:24:21

How was that girl? You were with her for a really long time.

0:24:230:24:26

Yeah. We managed to get to the bottom of it.

0:24:270:24:29

I think she just wanted to feel like she had options.

0:24:290:24:31

Now she can get the treatment that she wants.

0:24:310:24:33

Wonderful. I'm really glad.

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Oh, and by the way, I know you slept with Cherry.

0:24:350:24:37

Contestants, we have reached a decision.

0:24:440:24:46

Obviously, Karen Hollins cannot be allowed to continue

0:24:490:24:52

-in this competition.

-Very good.

0:24:520:24:54

However, this gateau showed real skill.

0:24:540:24:58

It's charismatic, complex, vivacious.

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The sort of dessert that comes up to you at a party

0:25:000:25:03

and whispers, "Take me home."

0:25:030:25:06

So we have decided that Rob Hollins is the winner

0:25:060:25:09

-and will go through to the next round.

-What?

0:25:090:25:12

-How did that happen?

-Don't know, don't ask me.

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Also going through to the next round,

0:25:140:25:16

and runner-up, is Mrs Tembe.

0:25:160:25:18

Oh. Now, that is the right decision!

0:25:180:25:21

A winning team. I told you.

0:25:210:25:24

Congratulations, Rob.

0:25:260:25:27

You have a raw talent.

0:25:270:25:29

Thank you. I shouldn't even really be here.

0:25:290:25:33

Nonsense. I couldn't let someone with your untapped potential

0:25:330:25:36

get away.

0:25:360:25:38

It's good to have another man in the competition.

0:25:380:25:40

Well?

0:25:450:25:46

I don't know where you...

0:25:460:25:48

I mean, that's a ridiculous idea...

0:25:480:25:50

Oh, come on, Daniel.

0:25:500:25:51

We both know that this doesn't change anything.

0:25:520:25:56

We both know that sex is just sex.

0:25:560:25:59

I've had sex with enough married men

0:25:590:26:01

-to know that it didn't mean anything to any of them.

-Right...

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I wish you hadn't shown such tawdry taste by doing it on your doorstep.

0:26:040:26:07

Zara...

0:26:070:26:09

The only other thing that bothers me

0:26:090:26:11

is that you didn't come clean about it like a man.

0:26:110:26:14

But now that you know that I know, you can stop skulking around,

0:26:160:26:19

because that is just demeaning, for both of us.

0:26:190:26:22

I'm so sorry, Zara. I've been racking my brains,

0:26:240:26:26

and I honestly can't tell you why I did it.

0:26:260:26:29

But you're absolutely right. It was just sex,

0:26:290:26:31

and it'll never happen again.

0:26:310:26:33

Of course not.

0:26:330:26:35

You're amazing...being so...

0:26:360:26:39

You are really special to me,

0:26:400:26:43

and it meant nothing.

0:26:430:26:45

Of course.

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Now will you take me home?

0:26:480:26:50

(Because I am hungry.)

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Mrs Hollins, would you mind looking after the reception desk?

0:27:040:27:07

Hang on, I'm not wearing this for a bet.

0:27:070:27:08

You've got a prescription.

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And a referral!

0:27:100:27:12

The Head Cardiologist at St Phil's.

0:27:120:27:14

Let me see that.

0:27:140:27:15

So do you have the place to yourself or are you sharing with anyone?

0:27:150:27:19

Girlfriend, maybe?

0:27:190:27:20

Let's cut to the chase. You're after my body, right?

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