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THUNDERCLAP | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
EERIE INSTRUMENTAL | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
That boy's got some serious issues. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Fester? BARKING | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
Dinner time! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Yeah. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Here you go. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
It's good, mm? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
INCOMING TEXT | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
PHONE BLEEPS | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
DOOR CREAKS | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Right, we've got nachos, salsa, sour cream. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
Where's the guacamole? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Calm down. And beer? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Yes. We're all set. Right, let's get the film on. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
The Guns of Navarone? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
It's Halloween. Why aren't we watching something scary? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
It's my first night off for ages. I want to relax. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
What's relaxing about a war film? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
It's got David Niven in it. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Fair play. You'll fall asleep halfway through, anyway. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
I know. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Oh! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
DOORBELL | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
THEY GROAN I'll get it. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
Where's the torch? I know where the torch is. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Ooo, hello! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Are you trick-or-treating? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Cain? Sorry, he's always running ahead. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Could we come in? Oh, yes. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Sorry to bother you. Um... | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Not sure you remember me. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Oh, um...are you from number nine? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Rob? You haven't met my other half. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
This is Rob, this is... | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Raina. Raina from down the road. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Everything all right? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm desperate. We've had a gas leak. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Oh, no! Do you need some help? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
I've called the engineers in, | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
but I need somewhere to put the kids while it gets fixed | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
and my usual baby-sitter's not picking up. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
I was wondering if there's any chance I could impose? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Well, the thing is... Yeah, there's a thing. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
I wouldn't ask, it's just I need to keep my little darlings safe. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
SHE CHUCKLES You understand, you have children. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Y... Well...what are neighbours for? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
The more the merrier! Thank you! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
This is Ava, and Cain. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Here's my number in case you need me. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Don't come to the house. I wouldn't want you in any danger. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
RUMBLE OF THUNDER | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Well, we'll...we'll be fine here, won't we? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Thank you! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
Oooh! Ha-ha! Who's up for some fun? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
EMMA SIGHS | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
DOORBELL CHIMES | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
ALL: Trick or treat? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
For goodness' sake, stop being so immature! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Or do I have to speak your parents?! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
ALL: Oooh! Go away! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Didn't you hear what I said?! Trick or treat, humanoid? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Al? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Who is this Al? I am El Diablo. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Give me your sweets, or I'll eat your soul. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Who put you up to this? No-one. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
I just thought I'd come and see you, or stay at home getting pestered | 0:03:52 | 0:03:57 | |
by young kids who think that a vampire costume | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
is a stupid haircut and a pout. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
And you know what they say, two heads is better than one. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
So let me get this straight, | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
you don't want to go out because Emma's upset, | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
but Emma's not going to be at home anyway. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Yeah. So, where's the harm? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
I'm just not feeling it. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Come on, it's Halloween! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
It's the only time of the year | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
I can dress as a superhero and not have people laugh. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
With your legs in tights, I wouldn't bet on that. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
It just doesn't feel right, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
having a laugh so soon after the funeral. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
I had a lot of time for Howard, too. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
But how is you moping around going to help him, or Emma? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
I'm not moping. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
Then prove it. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Oh, wow! The Nation's Favourite Military Marches. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
He probably uses this to set a romantic tone. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Few candles, some roses | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
and then track four, Colonel Bogey. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Used to. Say again? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
He...used to use it to set the mood. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
The Eagles. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Do you think he used to sing along to this? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Right, that's enough! This is Howard's life. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
I-I don't want you here if you're just going to take the mick. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Ooo, can I take the Mick Jagger? Because that's a really good album. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
How you deal with distressed patients is beyond me! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Here we go. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Yeah, I predicted this. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Oh, really? Predicted what? Do enlighten me. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
That you'd be spending the evening weeping, maudlin through his stuff, | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
sniffing his jumpers. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
So, what if I am? It's a little bit sentimental, isn't it? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
It's a bit touchy-feely. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
It's something you'd read about in a magazine. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
"12 easy steps to uncover your inner grief." | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Yeah, well, maybe you could do with some touchy-feely. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Clearly, you're in denial if you're this jolly. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
I'm going to put the pizzas on. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Leave you to rend your garments in peace. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
Right. What do we have here? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Oh! Very nice. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Two people with their heads chopped off. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Very graphic. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Um...have you finished with that pineapple yet? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Because this is my very special Halloween punch. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
You're going to be delighted. Great(!) | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
And now for the final ingredient, peach schnapps. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Seriously? Yeah. Why? You're 16, aren't you? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
And it is only a drop, mind. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
My dad used to sneak me some of his cognac when I was a kid. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Oh, yeah? Where's he now? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Him and Mum split a few months back. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
They fight all the time. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
It can get a bit hands-on. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
I'm sorry to hear that. It must be hard. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
No. He's a real jerk. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
I'm glad he's moved out. Except now, Mum won't let me do anything. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Yeah, well, when you're a mum, you'll be protective, too. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Not likely. I'd let them live their life. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
And is there somebody special | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
you'd rather be living your life with right now? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
No. As if! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Aw! Come on, I'll get the torch. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Emma? Emma, look at this! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
Was he expecting some kind of nuclear attack? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Well, maybe he kept it for sentimental value. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
How silly of him. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Oh, I thought you might want this. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
It's his diary from the 40-day dates. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Yeah. We could try and publish it, | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
but it might be a bit sentimental. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
He didn't have a clue, did he? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
All those silly games. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Why did I waste so much time? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
You were really good for each other. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Why do you think there was a problem? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
EMMA SIGHS Don't give up the day job, counsellor. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Howard really enjoyed it. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
I think appealed to his love of rules, lists. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I think it helped in the end. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Let's not forget, I've read that diary. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
You both had quite an adventure. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Yes, we did. EMMA CHUCKLES | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
That weekend away, my goodness! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
So, this is Howard's saucy secret? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
The one that had him limping for two weeks? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Well, not quite so saucy. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
I was so nervous when I got to the hotel | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
that I just jumped on him and gave him groin strain. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
We spent the weekend in bed, all right, | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
but most of it with an icepack on his pants! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
DOORBELL CHIMES I'll get that. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
DOOR CREAKS | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Oi! LAUGHTER | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
You little...! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
That is not a trick. That is assault. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
# Yes, I got a black magic woman | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
# Got me so blind that I can't see | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
# She's a black magic woman | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
# And she's trying to make a devil out of me...# | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
50 pence a shot! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
This place is a health hazard. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Sorry? What? To a good night! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I know you're not sipping that for the taste. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Here, you have it. I told you, I'm not feeling it. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
We can always go. No, you wanted to come out. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
To cheer us up. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
Being around death professionally, | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
it's made me want to live life to the full. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
But we can do that at home in front of the telly with a nice cup of tea. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
Not too hot, though. I don't want to get overexcited(!) | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Sorry. This is my first night out since all that business with Hayden. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
Ah! Mr Work Hard, Party Hard. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
There I was thinking I was so street, | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
and he just had me for a fool. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
We all fell for it. I should've known better. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
If he could con me, who else could? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
That's a good point. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Let's discuss it on the dance floor. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
No. Knock it off! Oh, come on! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
DEMONIC VOICE: Let's throw some shapes! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
MUSIC BLARES | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
What're you doing? What does it look like? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
We're dancing! Come on, have a dance! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
No. A shift at work would've been more relaxing. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Aw! Spoilsport! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
There is a God! | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Where's that torch? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
Bring a candle. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Where am I going to find...? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
Will I bring this? Yes! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
DOOR CREAKS | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Have you left that back door open? No! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
Corporal Haskey reporting for duty, Ma'am. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Now, I'm not sure how camouflage works, | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
but if I stand really still, can you see me? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
Y... Could you start emptying some cupboards, please? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Wow! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Hey, Howard had himself | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
one serious sweet tooth, didn't he? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
He had, um...issues with food. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
What?! No, he didn't. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
He suffered with bulimia. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
Bulimia? He hid it well. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Oh, you are not kidding. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
I've no small talent for medical diagnosis and... | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
..I didn't have a clue. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
Well...at least we've got something to give the trick or treaters, eh? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
Your boyfriend will be fine. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
His parents will meet him at A | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
You can stay here because you've got some explaining to do. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
Why? You wouldn't let me go see him, so he came for me. End of. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
He broke into our house! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
He's romantic. He's a stalker. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
If I fall in love, who's to stop me? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Your mum! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
She won't let me do anything! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Just because she got burned by Dad, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
now we all have to be miserable, like her! | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
If my daughter was dating somebody who looked like that, | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
I wouldn't let her do anything either. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Why are you taking her side? | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
She lied to you. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
You don't actually think there's a gas leak? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
She just wants us out of the house. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
I can't think why(!) | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
Probably because Dad's going to turn up | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
and they'll get into another huge fight. Good(!) | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Hang on a minute. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
Cain...are these people your mum and dad? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Do you want to move on? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Of course. Well, there is no time like the present. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Out with the old. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
What use is some suit going to do stuck in a box in your attic? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
Look, not everything has to be useful. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
It's...it's a touchstone. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
What, this jacket's a touchstone, or is it this jacket? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:47 | |
Not the jackets! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Him! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
I'd have thought that Sam's death | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
would've prepared you better for this one. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
What's that supposed to mean? | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
It means you've been lost before, you know the way out. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Bereavement is just a stage of life. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
And like any stage, it is quantified. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
It doesn't come with a manual. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
You just struggle through it the best way you can. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
It'd be good if it did come with a manual, though, wouldn't it? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Or even better, an app. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
The app could have a little calendar function | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
that tells you where you are, what you should be feeling, | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
when to move on. No, no, no, no. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Emma, hear me out. This is... this is really useful, isn't it? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
MUSIC BLARES | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
What happened to you? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
You missed my dance-off with Iron Man. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Who won? I'd rather not say. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
You all right? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
What's happening here? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Well, I'm getting drunk. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
With us, you prat. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
Can we really just go out and be mates? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
You're determined not to have a good time tonight. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
You're the one shooting me saucy looks across the dance floor. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
What? I wasn't! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
They were for that girl over there! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
What girl? The one dancing with Iron Man. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Like I said, I don't want to talk about it. Oh. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
As gorgeous as we both are, I think we can resist. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
I wasn't pining for you when I was away in Hereford. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
I met a girl, Mona. Outdoors type. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
She took me rock climbing a couple of times. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
I wasn't very good at it. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
She ended up dumping me for someone a bit more adventurous. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
Great! Now I feel like a right numpty. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Yeah, and so you should...bighead! | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
Just friends? Yeah. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Any more problems? No. Only the one Iron Man's going to have | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
when I kick his butt all over the dance floor. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
AL SIGHS | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
You don't want my help, do you? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Finally, he gets it! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Every training course that Howard forced me to go on | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
tells me that you shouldn't be going through the grieving process alone. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
And they also say that people need space! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Well, actually, isolation is associated with denial. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
Are you feeling isolated, Emma? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
How I feel is none of your business! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
RUMBLE OF THUNDER | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
If you can't handle adult emotions, then take your sweets, | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
your apps and your psychobabble and leave! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
You want a quick fix. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
There isn't one! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
He's dead! | 0:16:52 | 0:16:53 | |
And I have to deal with that. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
No, I don't accept that. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Why not? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
Why is it so important to fix me?! | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
I don't know. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
I just miss him, Emma. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
I want to talk to him. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
I want to tell him about everything that's been happening. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
I just miss him. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:21 | |
I know the feeling. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
Yeah, but everybody's worried about you. What about me? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
What about you? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
I-I'm not hogging the sympathy. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Aren't you? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss something | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
between organising the funeral and clearing out the house? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:42 | |
I didn't want you here! But that's my point! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
I didn't come here to help you, I came here to help myself! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
I'm trying to find some closure, Emma. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Then find it without involving me! | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
I'll just tidy this all up, yeah? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
RUMBLE OF THUNDER | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Maybe you should go back. Fat chance! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
I'm not leaving you to tackle some violent psycho on your own! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
We don't know that there is one yet. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
And anyway, I'm not really sure how you can help. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
I've got this. THUNDERCLAP | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
You've got to stop hitting people! | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
You can't walk around threatening everyone with a hammer! Well... | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Hm. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
Ah! Is that blood?! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
I don't know, but it's not ketchup. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Oh, that'll stain. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
Is that real?! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
No! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
ENGINE WHIRS | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
Oh! Blooming heck, what's going on?! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
It's like something out of that film we watched! Saw. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
All right, grammar Nazi. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
WHIRRING | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
CAT SCREECHES | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Al? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
I want to apologise. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
I had no idea. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
You're pregnant. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
No. I miscarried. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
That's why Howard and I were at the hospital. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
HE SIGHS That's horrible. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
I'm so sorry, Emma. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
You don't need to apologise. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
I know you loved Howard. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
We all did. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
But, you know, we'll get through it. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
Together. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
I tell you something we haven't packed. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Howard's wine collection. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
And, well, we should probably check that it hasn't spoilt. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
Yeah, that's a good call. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
We wouldn't want any innocents | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
getting poisoned by suspect booze, would we? No. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Lead on, I'll follow. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Stop! Stop! I'm a police officer! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
Get off me! Calm down! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Oh, her husband's very hairy! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
It's not my...husband! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
First Sam, now Howard. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
I don't want to be known as some endless widow. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
Endless widow? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
I think they were a thrash metal band in the '80s. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
And if they weren't, then they should have been. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Well, I'm a devil on the castanets. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
I'm too old to have another baby. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
I was rubbish at it the first time around. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Maybe this baby's had a lucky escape. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Was it a boy or a girl? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
A boy. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
John...Howard Bellamy. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
Oh, Al! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
I wanted that baby so much. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
I think I convinced myself... | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
..that he would finally bring me and Howard together. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
But now I think about it... | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
..maybe I'm relieved. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Really? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
That makes me sound like a cold-hearted bitch, doesn't it? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
You're not cold-hearted really. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
If you had a patient come to see you next week | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
in your exact situation, | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
what would you say to them? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
I would say... | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
..it's OK to feel like that. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
That it's not your fault. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
And you shouldn't feel guilty. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
Emma? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
It's all right to feel like this. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:23:02 | 0:23:03 | |
Howard would've made a cracking dad, wouldn't he? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Yes. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:13 | |
Yes, he would. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Look, I got distracted when I was backing the car out and... | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
..I ran the dog over. It was an accident! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Oh, arrest her, Rob. She's killed a poor, defenceless animal. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
It's you who should be locked up for leaving my children unattended! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
What, leaving Ava to look after her brother for half an hour | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
doesn't compare to having a dead dog in your boot! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
All right, calm down. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Why did you try and cover it up? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
The kids already hate their deadbeat father. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
I don't want them despising me an' all, | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
so I hid the body, got the kids out the house. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
I would've got away with it, too, if it hadn't been for your snooping! | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Mum?! You ran over Fester? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Worst baby-sitter ever! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
I'm sorry. I got angry | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
when your idiot boyfriend sent you a sleazy text. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
You were going through my phone again? I was protecting you! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
He turned up here an' all, till I sent him packing. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
He's always hanging around. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:13 | |
You make him sound like a stalker! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Rob, if I called the police, would you think, | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
"Oh, young love," or, "serial killer"? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
He's odd. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
He didn't break into our house to leave a box of Milk Tray. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
I finally got rid of one moody control freak. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
If your daddy issues bring another home, | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
I'll have him in the boot of that car an' all. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
Are you saying you'd kill Kyle to protect me? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
A thousand times over. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
That's the nicest thing you've ever said. Aw! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
You do know your dog's dead? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Good riddance. It was Dad's. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Nasty, stinking thing. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
By killing the dog, I feel we've finally released my husband's ghost. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:55 | |
But he's not dead, though, is he? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Alive and well in Leamington, worse luck. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
CLOCK CHIMES | 0:25:00 | 0:25:01 | |
Oh, is that the time? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Um...we've, um... | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Yeah. Yeah. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Oh, of course. How about dinner some time? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Don't worry, it won't be dog on the menu. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Bye. Bye! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:21 | |
RATTLING | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
What's that? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
Oh! My head...! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Ssh! Listen. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
RATTLING | 0:25:32 | 0:25:33 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:25:33 | 0:25:34 | |
It's those pesky trick or treaters. They're back for more. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
LAUGHTER Maybe we should just give them the sweets. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
No. We're not giving them Howard's sweets. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Would Howard let them win? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
Not a chance! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
When I first met Howard, I was, like, "Really? Howard, really?" | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
And then he grew on me. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
And then he was one of my favourites. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
And then...he was gone. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
Sid, he had such great hair! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
I know. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
I'm sorry, I'm...I'm just blabbing. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
It's OK. It's good to talk about it. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Oh! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Romance is definitely dead. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
DOOR CREAKS | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
MANIC LAUGHTER / SCREAMING | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
And to the victors go the spoils. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Howard would be proud! | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
EMMA LAUGHS | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Ah! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Jimmi, do not let that woman anywhere near this practice. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
It's dead in the water, OK? Did you sort out that paperwork? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
Yes, we did it yesterday. Remember? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
Oh. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
Do you want me to treat you like a doctor, or a patient? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
I just want people to stop treating me like I'm going to break. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
Can you stop papping me, please, James? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Oh, come on, give me a break. Don't you want to be a model? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
# There's nothing you can do that can't be done | 0:27:49 | 0:27:50 | |
# There's nothing you can do that can't be done | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
# Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
# It's easy | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
# All you need is love | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 |