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Morning! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
Morning. Oh, look, there's the milkman. Hello! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
All right? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
All right? Yeah. You going to walk me home? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Your fancy woman writing you love letters again? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
Can't wait for it to feel more like home. Shut up, Tina. I don't want to share with you! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Yeah, well, I ain't the one who keeps stinking it out, blowing off. Why can't I have my own room, then? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:22 | |
You know why you can't have your own room. Why can't Johnny share? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
What if I want to bring a lady home? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
What if Johnny wants to bring a lady home? You think I'd bring a lady home here? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
What's wrong with bringing a lady home here? Right. That is it. I'm splitting the room. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
I'm building a lezzanine. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
No-one is building a lezzanine. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Amy's been asking where you were. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
So I told her that you'd popped out early. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
That'd be a lie, then, wouldn't it? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Can you make sure you pack the nice Roxy before we go to Ibiza, please? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
I've dropped my scarf somewhere. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
You know she's still sleeping with Carl, don't you? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
I don't care. It's the third night in a row that she hasn't even been home. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
If she wants to behave like a spoilt cow, it's down to her. I ain't looking out for her any more. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
Anyway, doing it your way, you're just going to push her away. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
So what am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to just pretend? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
I've invited Sharon over. Denny's been ill all weekend so I ain't had a chance to see her. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
So she's more important now, is she? Sorry, I'm confused. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Does that mean that you and her are back together, then? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Ronnie, it's nothing to do with you. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Well, I'm surprised. Always thought you'd end up with Shirley. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
I got your text. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
They're not mine. Those ain't your pulling pants? I thought I had some dodgy numbers! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
You got a placcy bag? In case Lady Di does... | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Mum, I've got a placcy bag. Oi! Mick! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
Mum! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
That's my boy. Already got his hands on her drawers! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Do you two have to? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
Boy's a magnet. Gimme ten minutes, I'm going to come and see you! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
You met my parents? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
I'm Johnny. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Whitney. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
If you ever want to laugh at my laundry... | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Had MY eye on that scarf. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
That ring. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
I know that ring. You looking for something for Ronnie? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
No. Why would I do that? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Well, isn't it round now her baby died? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Tomorrow. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
I can't even imagine how she's feeling. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Right. I'll leave you to it, yeah? Bye. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
That's what she thinks, though, isn't it? She was just narked at me, that's all. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Yeah, well, if your own family think that, Phil... It's not their life, is it? It's mine. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
Ours? Listen. Friday night... | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Phil. You seen my keys? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Don't worry. I'll get Roxy's. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Friday night... | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
These things happen. It made me realise...you know. How good we are together. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
When we're not fighting. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
I'm serious, Sharon. I've not thought about anything else. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
So what do you say, you know...? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
How about we do this properly and we give it another go, yeah? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:55 | |
Look, will you stop with the angry face | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
and just tell me what's going on? Peter dumped me. All right? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
And don't ask why, cos I don't know. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
He dumped you, yeah? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
I mean, no! He dumped you? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
Do you know what? He wouldn't know a good thing if he saw one, anyway. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Thanks, Dex. I'm off. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Look, heartbreak is... it's part of life. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Yeah, or in your case, most of life. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Phil would rip me to pieces. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
Listen, Dex, is...she all right? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
What do you think? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Why is life so flipping complicated? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Listen, stop all that. It's New Year's tomorrow, man. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Do you want to go into town? I'd love to. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
But it's coming up to the end of the month and you know Phil. He starts collecting, don't he? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
Yeah, um...don't get mad but... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
What the hell do you think you're doing? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Can we just talk about it? Come on. Come on, come on. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
No, your sister has been walking around splashing my cash. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
What, and you don't think I'm mad at her as well? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Hold on. Cindy! Cindy! She lied to us. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
She lied to our face. Cindy! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
She's not in, she's gone to our gran's. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Do you know what? I'm going back to get all the wages that's been taken off me. No, don't! Don't, please. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:41 | |
My dad's going to sort it out. What do you mean, your dad's going to...? He...Phil...doesn't know. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:48 | |
I was looking to borrow your keys. Yeah, well, you had no right. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
What if Amy had found it? Amy doesn't go snooping in my bag! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
What about Phil? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Where did you get it, Roxy? Did Carl give it to you? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Look, he slipped it in a Christmas card. Made a little joke about snow. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
Have you forgotten what you were like? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Oh, come on, that was years ago. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
It was awful. I don't want to see you going back there again. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
OK. You know what? It is really no big deal. It's just a bit of fun. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Is that why we left Ibiza, was it? Because you were having fun? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
You're the one that wants to take me back there. Not so you can do that. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
Look, will you just chill out, all right? I didn't take it. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
It wouldn't be in the bag if I took it, would it? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
I've got punters here. Customers. Clients. And I've got a tap that's leaking. Um, Billy? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
This one's in George Street. No, it's Gregory Street. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
I just wondered, since Janine was away... You want a job, go to the Jobcentre. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
I've got to get back to the salon. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
If I have to sort my own plumber out, I won't be very happy. OK. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
I just thought you might need an extra pair of hands. I'm fine. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
New Year's Eve party. First drink's on the house. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
At the Vic? I'm Mick. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Just taken it over. I'm Sadie. I run the salon round the corner. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
This is my husband, Jake. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Nice to meet you, pal. Pleasure. Tell your girls there's a babe magnet behind the bar. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:32 | |
Free kisses at midnight! Dad! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
A babe magnet? Thought that was me. See you. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Thanks for this. See you there. Lovely to meet you. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Oh, look, two minutes and she's pulled! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
She's as bad as you. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
He's not usually like this. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Going to go and hand out some more of these. Good boy. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Alfie. Have you seen Peter? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
He ain't in the cafe. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Just...market regulations, can't have him away from the stall for that long. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:04 | |
Oi, whoa! Dogs today, eh? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
I blame the parents. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
She doesn't want DVDs, she wants you. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
I was walking past the pawnbroker's shop. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
You know, the one on Turpin Road, this morning and there it was. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Dad's ring. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
And you bought it? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
I've no idea why. I just saw it. And I thought... | 0:09:34 | 0:09:39 | |
It's kind of weird. You know. Just to have it. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
And remember him. What he was like. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
I gave that ring away. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
I gave it away to some homeless person because I wanted...it... | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
I wanted that man out of our lives. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
Well, the homeless person clearly wanted the cash. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
This is what he does. This is what he does. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
He brings us trouble. There's no trouble. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
I'm going to get rid of it. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Ron, I don't know. I'm going to get rid of it. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
And then we're going to go to Ibiza. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
And we're going to have some fun. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
And this... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Dad, everything, the last few days, will just be a bad memory. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:33 | |
OK? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Yes. OK. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Where are you going? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Are you going to help me later at R? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
What, with a head like mine? I need...um...caffeine. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
And then a walk. And then more caffeine. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
I love you, Roxy. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
I know. I know. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
I love you, too. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
You wear a lot of different-sized clothes. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
I've got a big family. With big pants. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
I told you, they're not mine! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Service wash, please. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:36 | |
You'll have to wait until tomorrow, cos I'm absolutely snowed under. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
What's your name? Pennant. Danny Pennant. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Yes, well, it looks as though everybody's wearing their Christmas dinner | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
down their fronts this year. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
This'll be eight quid when you come in. Ta. Ta. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Was he just eyeballing me? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
He'd flirt with a lamp post, him. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
No animals allowed! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
My humblest apologies. I've just come in here to pick up | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
young Casanova over there. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Give me two minutes. Can't say he don't know how to spoil a girl, eh? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
I'm sorry but Mr Opopop... he don't like animals. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
I couldn't leave a few of these on your counter, could I? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
What are they? If you pop in later, I'll give you a little something for your trouble. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
I'm Mick Carter, new landlord of the Vic. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
I'm Dorothy Branning - Mrs. How do you do? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
Local legend. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
First drink's on the house. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Sorry to break up this little romance but liven yourself up. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
Dad! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
She ain't here. Don't you ever, ever give my sister drugs again. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:51 | |
I don't know what you're talking about. You just don't care about anyone, do you? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:56 | |
What, and you're Florence Nightingale? She's my sister. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
Do you want to find out what I'd do to protect her? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Are you threatening me? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
If I find out that she's taken anything... | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
If I even find a hint... She's a big girl, Veronica. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
..I'll have you thrown back inside before you know it. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Yeah? So why haven't you done it then? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Stay away from my sister. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
In fact, you stay away from the entire Mitchell clan. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Oh, here we go. The Mitchell family theme tune. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:25 | |
Except I ain't listening. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Your sister, she's a lot of fun. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
And I like fun. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
Get out of my flat. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
Good night, was it? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:46 | |
Oh, my head! My head's still banging. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
So what are you drinking coffee for, then? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
All right? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
I didn't realise you still... | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Carol's off. And...can't live on air, can you? No. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:04 | |
Listen, I was wondering... | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
I mean, I don't suppose you... | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
I mean, I could do with an extra pair of... | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
I thought you were fine? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
Oh, I am. I am. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Please, Luce, come back. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
I'll go change. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
I'll come with you. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
It's not fair on Dexter. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Do it...do it tomorrow, yeah? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Excuse me, can I speak to my sister, please? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Things are a bit quiet over there and... Well, I was thinking... | 0:15:21 | 0:15:27 | |
What you said earlier. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
And? Well, about...you and me. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
I... I swear. I didn't know anything about it. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
I swear, Roxy. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
On your life? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
I thought you might be there. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
All right? I was upset about earlier. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
I told you. I wanted a coffee. I know. I know, I just thought... | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
Anyway, you weren't there. And that's when he did it. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
That's when he made a move on me. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
If you're making this up... | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
At first I thought he was joking. And I laughed it off. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
But then he grabbed me. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
I pushed him away and he grabbed me again. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
Are you trying to tell me that he...? No. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
No. But he was holding my hair, he was looking at me | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
and telling me how much I wanted it. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
I can't believe he would do this. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
If he's trying it with me...I bet he's trying it with other people. But my sister? | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
She took my money? He really didn't know. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
And you? You let your mate take the rap for it, yeah? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
I've replaced what she spent. Ten grand. It's all there. I swear, Phil. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
I bet you put her up to do it, didn't you? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
No! Getting Cindy to steal from me! Phil... | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Bet you've been laughing at me for all these months, ain't you? No, I didn't know! Ian wouldn't do that. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
Getting a kid to do that! Phil, I swear to you... Yeah, and Phil believes you. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
And he's grateful you've brought his money back. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Well, you're lucky. You're lucky I'm in a good mood. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
Now go on. Sling your hook, the pair of you. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
There was a time you'd have put his head straight down the toilet. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
You, er...you didn't finish what you were saying. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:18 | |
Do I really have to spell it out? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
I know I said you could come in and sign the contracts | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
but I can't let you live there if someone's already living there. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
But they weren't living there earlier on. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Yes, I know it's not good form. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
It's my fault. Could you just hang on a second, please? | 0:17:38 | 0:17:43 | |
Hello? Hi. I'm terribly sorry, this must be so frustrating for you. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
It's Gregory Street, yeah? OK. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
Well, I have another two-bedroom flat there. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Yeah, you will love it. Trust me. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
We got any crisps? Course we've got some crisps. You want me to get you some crisps? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
Let the boy get his own crisps! Get the lady a vodka, yeah? Customer. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
If he was away in Afghanistan, | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
she'd be outside the base cooking his dinner every night. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Jake's exactly the same with Bella. Spoils her rotten. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
Come on, boys and their mums. Dads and their daughters. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
On the house. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
Here, Shirley, you never told me you had no brother. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
He come in today with his dog, who's very lovely | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
but hardly appropriate for an establishment what does laundry | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
and he tells me he's taken over as landlord here. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
Yeah. He said he came in with Lady Di. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
That's the dog? Lady Di. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
The royal family was hardly put on earth for your cheap mockery. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:47 | |
Nah, it's my mum. She loves Lady Di. Got a wedding mug and everything. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
People round here laid flowers for her. They'll hardly be very pleased. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:55 | |
Then they'll be happy to see her memory live on. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
I reckon she ought to be left to rest in peace. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
This is my wife, Linda. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
How many more of 'em are there? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Like flies, ain't we? Who's she? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
Let me get you a drink, Dot. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Mrs Branning, if you don't mind. And I'm not that parched. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:12 | |
Pint, please. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
Nice to have a good-looking guy working behind the bar for a change. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
That ain't really my thing, mate. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
What isn't? Compliments? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Right, I've caught up with the invoices. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Need to get them in the post. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
Thanks. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Excuse me. What do you think you're doing? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
It's probably best for Janine. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
You know, if she's planning on keeping this place open. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Which she is planning on. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
Yeah. Oh, and there's going to be one more change round here. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
Right. What's happening? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
You lose a game, you buy a round. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
OK. Going to be a cheap evening, innit, eh? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Tel will be all right. He's got a hotel lifestyle, this one. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
I'll have you know that is five-star, that B | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Look, if you fancy going down the cashpoint, be my guest. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
And if you miss a shot, you have a drink. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Hope you guys can handle it! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
You get my boy drunk... | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
Now now, Wonder Woman. Darts and pints. It's a bloke thing. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Right, boys? Watch and learn, watch and learn. Here we go... | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Aw, no! Coo-ee! | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Go on, girl, go on! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Bloke thing, yeah? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
Go on, then. Step up, step up. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
Easy. Mind your eyes. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Roxy. Where've you been? I've been trying to call you. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
Is it true? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
Right, I'm off. See you in the morning, boss. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
I never said he could...! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Billy. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
Maybe then we can work out which one of those empty flats | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
you want me to keep an eye on. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
I'm sure we'll work something out. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Here, this is for you. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
I wanted to say thank you for picking up my washing. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Ooh! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
It was nothing. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
Most blokes would have stuck around to help me iron it but... maybe next time. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:36 | |
Oh! Some washing for you, darling, OK! Right, here we go! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
I thought, "Just cos he don't drink | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
"and if we're having a romantic night in..." | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
I was just telling Linda. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Me and Phil are going to give it another go. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Well, he practically begged me. And it just felt right. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
Well, you gotta go with your heart. I'm sure you'll find someone else, Shirley. Even at your age. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:58 | |
I told Phil you'd say yes... | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
when I turned him down. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Clinging to memories, yeah? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
No. Last Friday. Some of us don't go back, Sharon, | 0:22:03 | 0:22:08 | |
even though he practically begged me. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Oi! Don't look back. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Oi. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
Oi! Can't you see what she's doing? What I'm doing? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
Haven't you got a club to run? She's my sister, Carl. My sister. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
D'you think I was hoping she'd jump into bed and give me a quick one before you got home? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
Don't you dare take the mickey out of me. Or maybe that you'd be back so you could join in. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
Get your hands off her. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
She's not happy. She doesn't want you to see me. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
I said, "Let her go!" | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
How do you know that? She told me. Can't you see what he's doing? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
It's convenient, ain't it, that all of a sudden I'm after her? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
I knew you'd deny it. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:57 | |
You think if I was going to cheat on you, I'd do it with your sister? | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
Oh, believe what you want. If you can't trust me, I'm out. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Carl. Don't play me. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
I'm not playing you. From what you've told me about her, | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
she's the mother of all mind games. Me? She wouldn't do that. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:19 | |
No? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Not to me. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
This is ridiculous. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
Who do you believe? Me? Or that? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
I am no-one's second choice! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
What's she said? Oh, you know who I'm talking about, then? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
I don't know what she's told you... | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
You chose her. Her! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
And when she said no, you just thought I'd come running. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Well, you did, didn't you? Don't laugh at me, Phil. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Sharon, no-one's laughing at you. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
I thought you were serious. I thought you meant it. And I do. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
What, cos you couldn't have what you really wanted? I don't see the problem. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
She is! She's the problem. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
This ain't about Shirley, is it? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
No, you're right. You're right. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
This is about you. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
No, it's about us. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
And me being stupid enough to trust you! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Sharon... I'm nobody's rebound. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
No! You're joking? Yeah. And you see Phil, he's going to have to give me back all them wages he took off me. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:24 | |
Of all the people to take it... Cindy? | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
That's what I'm saying. Abi and Jay are going to go mad. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Do you know what, though, I'm going to take you somewhere nice, somewhere really nice. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:35 | |
Look, just as friends. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Peter ain't said anything about me and him, has he? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
Like why, maybe? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:41 | |
You all right? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
Go on, Johnny. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Here we go. Here we go. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Mate, that is minging. You couldn't score in a girls' netball team. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
I could. Drink. Drink. I bet you have, though, ain't you? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
I've scored in a girls' netball team. Twice. Go on, girl! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:07 | |
I think I'm going to... Go on, son! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:13 | |
He's got you right where he wants you, hasn't he, eh? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
How stupid am I? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
After all these years, I still trust you. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
I still think you're going to put me first. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
He is going to destroy you, Roxy. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
Yeah, if I let him. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
You know, you were like this with me and Sean. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Sean. Another one of your great decisions. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
I loved him! I loved him and you couldn't handle it. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
What are you talking about? He nearly killed you! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
You ruined me and Sean, you ruined me and Alfie. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Alfie? That was me as well, was it? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Cos you're jealous. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
You're jealous cos I've got a man and you haven't. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
You know what, Ron, you should keep that ring. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
Roxy... Yeah. Cos you know something? You and Dad. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
You're just the same. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
I'm OK. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
Don't go. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:32 | |
I'm going to check he's all right. Leave it. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
I told you what would happen. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Just let him get some air. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
I've got rum. You've got rum? Yeah. I'll have some rum. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
If I'd have known you wanted some action... | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
Let me guess what you're doing. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
You're taking Roxy to Ibiza. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
You surprised? You know how she leaves things lying around. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:35 | |
It's not hard to check her bag. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
Check her phone, check her e-mail. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
Don't go packing a toothbrush, yeah? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
Cos let me promise you one thing, Ronnie. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
She won't be getting on that plane. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
Was you serious? | 0:28:01 | 0:28:05 | |
About what? | 0:28:05 | 0:28:05 | |
The good-looking barman thing. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
Yeah. I was serious. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:17 | |
To bring in the new year. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:36 | |
Oh! I get champagne? You get EVERYTHING. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:40 | |
Paris. Paris? | 0:29:42 | 0:29:44 | |
Tomorrow. I've booked it. Champagne in the suite. Restaurant booked. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:49 | |
Shoe shops open again on Thursday - I checked. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
So, it's a date? Oui? | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
Oui? My French is a bit rusty! ROXY CHUCKLES | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
How about this one? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
Oh, I know what that means! | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:30:10 | 0:30:13 | |
Hi, Roxy, it's me. Look I'm really sorry about before, but... | 0:30:20 | 0:30:25 | |
can you call me back? I really need you today. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
Your boat reminds me. Must keep Lady Di on a leash tonight, | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
cos of the fireworks. Ha, ha, ha! Funny! | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
What you growling at her for? Girl's World, I ain't. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
Phil's welcome to it. Well, Tina said you were serious about him once. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:00 | |
Yeah, I was when he had the pub. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
Phil's looks improve with free drinks attached. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
It does do New Year round here, don't it? | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
Yeah! Walford loves a good party. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
CAR HORN BEEPS | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
How long you going to sulk for, eh? | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
2014? '15? '16? | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
Oh, really think you're special, don't you? Well, I have my moments. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
You think I'll be grateful? | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
For some bald, clapped-out pain in the backside... | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
I know, I know, I know, recovering alcoholic. Dodgy ticker. But, er, | 0:31:33 | 0:31:37 | |
above average in bed. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
Come on, Sharon. Pack, yeah? | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
Move in. I'll pick you and Denny up in an hour. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
So you just click your fingers and I fall at your feet? Well, what d'you want? | 0:31:45 | 0:31:49 | |
Dating? Wooing? Like you'd know how! | 0:31:49 | 0:31:51 | |
You had a better offer? Or are you going to spend New Year's Eve home alone? | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
The Vic...actually. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
Erm, I was just wondering when you're going. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
I seen the teddy and I thought it must be... Yeah. It's for James. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
It's for James. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
Oh. It's nice. I seen you with it outside earlier. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:15 | |
So? I just assumed you must be going to the grave. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
Well, I'm not going. Well, why? What's made you change your mind? | 0:32:18 | 0:32:22 | |
And I've a night off from being sensible. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
Denny's staying with a mate. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
A mate? Uh-huh. How lovely, he's got a friend! | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
So, he's settling down now, is he? | 0:32:31 | 0:32:33 | |
Yeah. Yeah, he's fine. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
Not getting on with your electric cig, then? | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
No, I'm sorry, it don't work. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
Have you still got the receipt for it? | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
Cos you'll have to take it back. Look, I'll show you. Give it here. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
OK. Right. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:50 | |
Oh! You don't light it, Dot! Why not? | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
I mean, you said to use it like a normal cigarette! | 0:32:53 | 0:32:55 | |
What else do I do with it? What're you laughing at, Sharon? | 0:32:55 | 0:33:00 | |
DOT TUTS You are a naughty girl! | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
Look, isn't there a party or something you should be going to? | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
It is New Year's Eve. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
You were on your own that night, weren't you? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
That New Year's Eve? | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
I really don't want to discuss that with you. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
It must have been so hard? Lola, I think you should go. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:21 | |
I was thinking, maybe we could go down to the flower stall. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
Maybe get a little white bunch of flowers made up? | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
It's just, if me and Lexi are coming, | 0:33:27 | 0:33:29 | |
we'd like to bring a little something.... | 0:33:29 | 0:33:32 | |
If we're quick, we can still catch the flower stall. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
So, I can smoke this in the Vic, can I? | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
I don't have to go outside, catch me death? | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
Technology, Dot. It's moved on. Oh! | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
If you turn your back for a minute, they computerise everything. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:51 | |
Sometimes I daren't sit still in case they computerise me! | 0:33:51 | 0:33:55 | |
You are irreplaceable, Dot. Really. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
Yeah, but not everything's irreplaceable, is it, Sharon? | 0:34:00 | 0:34:04 | |
I mean, feelings. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
There ain't no electronic gadget in place of them. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:11 | |
What you going to do about him? | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
I don't know. I think he had his chance years ago. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
He don't deserve a second one. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
I know what it's like to live with someone whose heart ain't in it. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:30 | |
He's not like your Dennis. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
Maybe I'll never have that again. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:37 | |
Oh, I hate New Year, Dot. Brings it all back. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:41 | |
I know. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:44 | |
I miss him such a lot. He was a lovely friend to me. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:47 | |
But there are some men out there like him. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:53 | |
Just be careful, eh, Sharon? | 0:34:53 | 0:34:57 | |
(Yeah.) | 0:34:57 | 0:34:58 | |
Can we only have a couple in the Vic, then move on? I'm NOT watching him mope over Lola all night. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:21 | |
You know what boys are like. Couple of drinks in 'em, they'll be snogging someone else's face off. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:25 | |
Apparently, it's a New Year's superstition - | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
on the first day you've got to bring a piece of coal into the house. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
Way I'm feeling I could eat a bag of coal right now. Yeah? | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
And a saveloy. What we need is luck with this one. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:38 | |
No worries, sweetheart. We make our own luck, don't we? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
I've been thinking about him today - James. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
Ronnie? Shall we go? | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
This ain't a party. This place needs music. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:08 | |
This place needs a Ouija board. Don't worry, it'll liven up. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
Beautiful. One on there. Ugh! Get a room. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:18 | |
Get a man! You getting changed? | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
Are you? Johnny? | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Ain't told me why you had it on your toes last night before last orders. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
I was tired. You lightweight! Stay till the midnight bell tonight. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:32 | |
The ladies of Walford expect. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:34 | |
They got me! Not feeling ill are you, sausage? | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
Maybe I should run you a bath. Bit old to be Mummy's boy, ain't he? | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
Childcare tips from you? I think Johnny pulled. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
Face. Guilt. Who was it? | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
What? Her? | 0:36:49 | 0:36:50 | |
Premier League, my son, Premier League. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
Don't say nothing to her. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
LEXI BABBLES | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
Listen...thanks for today. It really meant a lot. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:07 | |
Yeah? I hope you're going to be OK. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
Yeah. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:11 | |
Come on, then. Say, "Bye!" Bye. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:19 | |
You working here now? Ah, yeah. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:24 | |
Kim pulled a bloke in a kebab queue last week. Oh, romantic! | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
Oh, no, she's in love. She flew off to Magaluf with him, | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
leaving me with a begging note to cover her shifts for her. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:33 | |
Lucky you! Ian not wining and dining you, then? | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
What? And give up a night raking in a 30% mark up? | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
I don't think so! You ain't on a date, then? | 0:37:38 | 0:37:41 | |
Long story. Fancy telling it over a drink? | 0:37:41 | 0:37:45 | |
Yeah, go on. Come on. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:47 | |
Mrs B, I know you don't drink, but maybe just the one? | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
No, I've had bubbles up my nose all afternoon. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:54 | |
Come on, just one? Oh, all right, I'll have fizzy water, | 0:37:54 | 0:37:57 | |
and you can put a drop of elderflower cordial in it. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
Put it in a wine glass, stick a cherry in it, | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
and it'll look festive. OK. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
Come on, Dot, come and join us. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:07 | |
Ooh! | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
Trying to get me drunk? Maybe. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
Pouring away my profits? Sucker for beautiful women, ain't we, son? | 0:38:19 | 0:38:24 | |
Oh, in my experience.... | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
Mrs Branning? Sherry, ain't it? | 0:38:27 | 0:38:31 | |
Large? | 0:38:31 | 0:38:32 | |
Oh, I never touch alcohol, except for medicinal purposes. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
"Be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess..." | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
Only I felt we got off on the wrong foot earlier. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
Well, paw, to be exact. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
Well, the royal family ain't to be laughed at. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:47 | |
I'm a royalist! | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
You don't sound like it! I mean, they ain't even pretty dogs. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:53 | |
Bulldogs? They're beautiful dogs. Kind, gentle, they love kids. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:59 | |
And I loved her. July 1st. Princess Di's birthday. And mine. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:05 | |
Proper lady she was. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:06 | |
It's only a computer. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
So, I'm thinking a couple in here and then we kick out, yeah? | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
We've just got here. Yeah, I know. But we're on a timetable. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
Yeah. A Lola timetable. And you know it's bros before... | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
Well, the mandem are going to be rolling with you tonight | 0:39:23 | 0:39:26 | |
and the girls are going to have a drink together. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
Poppy would have gone with them, but her wisdom tooth's flared up.. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
And Lola's on her way here now to meet the girls, so... | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
So we need to stay. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:35 | |
Stay in? Watch Abi and Jay play happy families, | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
babysitting every toddler in the Square? | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
Can't I just spend New Year's with you? We'll make up, yeah? | 0:39:43 | 0:39:48 | |
Max! New Year's Eve? Shouldn't you be marrying someone about now? | 0:39:48 | 0:39:54 | |
Yes, handsome? Yes, please. Orange juice. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
Two orange juices. Sherry for Dot. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
And a pint of cyanide for that one, please. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
Made your New Year resolutions yet? Yeah, I have, as it goes. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:04 | |
Stay single. Cuts down on the in-laws. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
That's nice. That? Present. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
From a boyfriend? You ask so many questions. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:14 | |
More champagne? Is that a better question? | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
No, actually, cos I've got to go home. But, er, thank you. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:22 | |
But there's going to be kisses at midnight... See you later. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
She seems nice. Yeah. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
Yeah, she is. Deserves someone decent. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:33 | |
Which my son is. But then, he had a decent family. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:37 | |
Bartender? | 0:40:39 | 0:40:40 | |
Same again, please, treacle. You know what I like. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
Johnny. A word, upstairs. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:49 | |
Drinking alone? No. With my daughter. Cheers. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:02 | |
Why not with me? For old times' sake? I ain't doing anything with you. For no sake. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:06 | |
You all right? | 0:41:11 | 0:41:12 | |
Yeah, yeah, just... I'm happy it's picked up. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:16 | |
Smoking's illegal. She's done time, you know. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
Confiscate that, thank you. Filthy habit. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
Oh, I thought it was me robot! | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
It was your fault I was in court last time. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
Last? What, do you get nicked a lot? | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
Once. Drugs. Wacky baccy wasn't it, Dot? | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
Oh, Billy, how could you? That was just a misunderstanding! | 0:41:40 | 0:41:44 | |
Just... Just try and stay legal. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:47 | |
I saw you last night. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:57 | |
I'm not blind and I'm not stupid. And I don't care who you snog! | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
Look, I don't know what you think you saw... Secrets - they don't work. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:08 | |
Not in this family. And Whitney, she's a decent girl. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
Don't go dragging her into your lies. Ain't lying. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
Why don't you just tell them that you prefer boys? | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
I don't! Johnny, it will be OK. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
Johnny? What's wrong? | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
What's going on? I'm OK, Mum. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
Linda, Johnny. We've got a party to run. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
Mick, there's... Whatever it is, I can't deal with it. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
Not today. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
Nancy? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:49 | |
How am I going to tell Linda that tomorrow, our little girl | 0:42:51 | 0:42:54 | |
is getting married to a man we hate? | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
Paris?! | 0:43:01 | 0:43:02 | |
Ronnie, look, I'm sorry about James. I really am. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
I didn't get your message in time. Roxy, wait. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
Look, Carl is dangerous! | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
Ronnie, I love you. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:15 | |
OK? But please, please, let me take this chance. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:18 | |
Let me take this chance to be happy. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
What about us? What about our holiday in Ibiza? | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 | |
Just stop it! Just stop controlling me! | 0:43:23 | 0:43:25 | |
Ron, look, I need a break from my life. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
OK? | 0:43:29 | 0:43:30 | |
I need a break from us. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
# Is this the way to Amarillo? | 0:43:42 | 0:43:45 | |
# Every night, I'm hugging my pillow... # | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
Look at her. Making a fool of herself. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:52 | |
# And sweet Marie who waits for me... # | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
Gorgeous, ain't he, my man? Still gives me fireworks. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
Yeah, well, keep hold of him, darling, cos all the men round here are like a damp squib. | 0:43:56 | 0:44:01 | |
Present company excepted, yeah? | 0:44:01 | 0:44:03 | |
Aw, she is gorgeous. Why do women like that date nutters? | 0:44:06 | 0:44:10 | |
That Carl comes in here, you tell me, yeah? | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
Why have him when she could have me? | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
# Sha-la-la, la-la, la, la, la... # | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
Who's smoking? | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
She is! | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
You reprobate, Dot! | 0:44:23 | 0:44:26 | |
That's it. I've had enough. What? | 0:44:26 | 0:44:28 | |
All innocent, but underneath it's all Oceans Elevenses, ain't it? | 0:44:28 | 0:44:32 | |
I know your sort. Sort? I've never been so insulted! | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
Give me that back - it's me electronic. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
No, it's a real one. You should stop smoking. It's a filthy habit. Go on. Out. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:41 | |
Out? You whippersnapper! | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
I've been coming here since before you was born... | 0:44:43 | 0:44:46 | |
You're drunk. I am not drunk! You're legless. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:49 | |
Listen, take her home. Take her home, bless her. Take her home. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
We'll go back to hers - she's got some sherry. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
You will not have one drop of my sherry, Mo Slater. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
'Arris. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
Come on, the pair of you. Come on, girls. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
Mr Carter...? | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
Hey. You got a minute? | 0:45:18 | 0:45:21 | |
Several. Ah.... | 0:45:21 | 0:45:24 | |
You're not drunk as well, are you? | 0:45:24 | 0:45:26 | |
Tipsy. You know how I like to spend my New Year... | 0:45:26 | 0:45:31 | |
Well, we've got a bar full of punters | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
and I can barely raise a smile after last night's drinking. Aw! | 0:45:33 | 0:45:38 | |
Well, I'm going to put my Christmas present on... | 0:45:38 | 0:45:43 | |
Wonder what's happening over at the Vic. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
It'll be quiet. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
Dot'll have her sweet sherry, ask for her war tunes. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:07 | |
You can go if you want. What you talking about? Shut up! Leave you? | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
Nah, this is, like, the calm isn't it, before the crying, | 0:46:11 | 0:46:17 | |
and the broken nights, and the screaming, | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
and the demands for a bottle... | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
It's going to be months before this one's here! | 0:46:21 | 0:46:24 | |
I was actually talking about Mo! | 0:46:24 | 0:46:25 | |
You think it'll fit? I meant to do the 5:2... | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
Oh, yeah, it'll fit, baby. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
And what do I get? | 0:46:41 | 0:46:43 | |
Ian promising me he's going to spend one more minute with me. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:47 | |
And you? You get him? | 0:46:49 | 0:46:52 | |
Know what your New Year's resolution should be? | 0:46:53 | 0:46:57 | |
To tell him to go and take a hike. | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
Into his man cave! | 0:47:00 | 0:47:03 | |
Max! See? He is terrible, you know. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:06 | |
Listen, Pete, what you saying? Shall we just leave, then? | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
I'm thinking I've made the biggest mistake of my life. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
Phil. You've got to help me get Carl away from Roxy. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
Why do I have to fight her battles? | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
I sold this gaff to spite her last boyfriend - | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
I ain't getting involved in this one. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:32 | |
She's got a problem, you sort it out. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:35 | |
Fine. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
Heard your family bought this place. Put them back. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:52 | |
Oh, Shirley. I hate it when we argue. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
What one is he? | 0:48:16 | 0:48:17 | |
CARL: I've bought some champagne. Mick! | 0:48:17 | 0:48:21 | |
Happy New Year. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:22 | |
No, no, no, sorry. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
Have some class. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
Got a light? Yeah. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
Here you go. You ain't welcome here. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:50 | |
Says who? Me. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
This your backing band? | 0:48:54 | 0:48:56 | |
This is my family. | 0:48:56 | 0:48:58 | |
And what you did to my family, my sister, makes me angry. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:02 | |
So you're going to leave. I don't take orders, big man. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:05 | |
You do now. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:08 | |
I'll see you tomorrow. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:09 | |
Try. Please. Mick... | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
See you tomorrow. Sweet. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:23 | |
Right. Come on then, Walford. Let's have it! | 0:49:30 | 0:49:34 | |
One final offer. | 0:49:53 | 0:49:56 | |
Thinks he's some sort of gangster. He's a cardboard cut out. | 0:49:57 | 0:50:01 | |
Bless him. He's only little. He won't bother you now I'm here. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:06 | |
Thanks, Mick. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:07 | |
I'm sorry I weren't here last time. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
You've had no-one, you've had no family. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:14 | |
Not since Hev, no. She would've been on that karaoke all night! | 0:50:14 | 0:50:18 | |
You're missing the party. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:22 | |
Did you ever play her our karaoke song? I made her do the dance. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:25 | |
Has this lot ever heard it? No. | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
You ask. What is our aim? | 0:50:29 | 0:50:32 | |
It is to make Shirley Carter smile. No, Mick, no. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
We will fight this war... No, I ain't going to do it! | 0:50:35 | 0:50:38 | |
..with karaoke. No, I don't want to do it! | 0:50:38 | 0:50:42 | |
What do you want? I'm, er, wooing you. As ordered. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:46 | |
I'll get my own, then. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
Ah! Masood! You'll have a drink with me, won't you? | 0:50:53 | 0:50:56 | |
Oh, no, I was just popping in to buy Carol a bottle of champagne... | 0:50:56 | 0:50:59 | |
Linda, a couple of glasses of your finest fizz, please. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
I don't drink. I'll drink yours. Er, OK. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
Lola. Lola, wait. What, Peter? | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
Go and celebrate with your mates! How can I celebrate without you? | 0:51:08 | 0:51:10 | |
Well, that was your choice, weren't it? Yeah, it was a stupid choice. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:14 | |
Please just let me explain. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:15 | |
What is it? I'm good enough for you now - is that it? | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
I know I don't deserve you to forgive me. No, you don't. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:24 | |
Please, if you just give me a minute? | 0:51:24 | 0:51:26 | |
Let me explain why I HAD to do it? Please? | 0:51:26 | 0:51:30 | |
Mick, I don't want to do it. Don't embarrass me! | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, live at the Vic, | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
I give you Miss Shirley Carter! Go on, girl, get up there! | 0:51:35 | 0:51:39 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:51:39 | 0:51:42 | |
# Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh, | 0:52:00 | 0:52:02 | |
# Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh... # | 0:52:02 | 0:52:05 | |
Go on, Shirl, that's it, girl! | 0:52:05 | 0:52:07 | |
# Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh... # | 0:52:07 | 0:52:10 | |
I love this one! | 0:52:10 | 0:52:12 | |
# In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight | 0:52:12 | 0:52:18 | |
# In the jungle, the mighty jungle... # Beautiful! | 0:52:18 | 0:52:22 | |
# The lion sleeps tonight... # | 0:52:22 | 0:52:25 | |
What is this? Bruv, no idea, but I'm not involved. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:29 | |
Go on, Shirl, that's it, girl! | 0:52:30 | 0:52:33 | |
Right, well, have fun... | 0:52:35 | 0:52:37 | |
Ain't you going to buy me a drink back? Er... Yes! | 0:52:37 | 0:52:41 | |
Phil. You seen Carl? No. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:45 | |
# In the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight | 0:52:45 | 0:52:48 | |
MICK JOINS IN # In the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps... # | 0:52:50 | 0:52:54 | |
Forgive me? | 0:52:54 | 0:52:55 | |
Yo, yo, does that look like a "Happy New Year's Eve, | 0:52:55 | 0:53:00 | |
"I just want to be friends" type of kiss right there, bro? | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
Nope. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
Hey, Dex... | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
It's ?5,000. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:13 | |
To stay away from my sister. | 0:53:14 | 0:53:16 | |
RONNIE SCREAMS | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
It's not enough, Ronnie. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:29 | |
It's not enough. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:30 | |
# Don't fear, my darling, the lion sleeps tonight... # | 0:53:30 | 0:53:35 | |
THEY HOWL | 0:53:35 | 0:53:37 | |
I'm 45 next month. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:43 | |
Old. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:44 | |
A very attractive woman. Ian's a very lucky man. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:49 | |
Ian? | 0:53:49 | 0:53:50 | |
Denise? What's wrong? | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
Everything. | 0:53:55 | 0:53:57 | |
# In the village, the peaceful village | 0:53:59 | 0:54:03 | |
# The lion sleeps tonight... # | 0:54:03 | 0:54:06 | |
You want to be with her? Be with her. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
I don't. You can't take your eyes off her. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
It's three people singing about a lion, innit? | 0:54:11 | 0:54:14 | |
No. No, this is you showing your true colours. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:17 | |
I spent my life watching my dad go from woman to woman. | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
I'm not going from woman to woman. Me and Shirley, we've been over years! | 0:54:20 | 0:54:25 | |
Sharon, 20 years I've wanted to be with you, ever since that first day that I kissed you. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:29 | |
I want to wake up with you in the morning. I want to wake up with you every morning. | 0:54:29 | 0:54:33 | |
Why else would I ask you to move in, hey? | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
How do I know you're telling the truth? | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
Because if I didn't love you... | 0:54:37 | 0:54:39 | |
I wouldn't do this. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
# Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh... # | 0:54:48 | 0:54:51 | |
RONNIE SCREAMS | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
You think you're something special, Ronnie? Do you? | 0:54:54 | 0:54:57 | |
You think you're something special? | 0:54:57 | 0:54:58 | |
Let me tell you something. You, you are damaged goods, Veronica! | 0:54:58 | 0:55:03 | |
THEY STRUGGLE AND SHOUT | 0:55:03 | 0:55:05 | |
2013, you have 60 seconds left! | 0:55:15 | 0:55:19 | |
CHEERING | 0:55:19 | 0:55:22 | |
Sharon, start the New Year with me? Please? | 0:55:22 | 0:55:26 | |
Come back to my place? Please? | 0:55:26 | 0:55:28 | |
Yeah. Let's go. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:31 | |
Ain't fair, look. Everyone's copping off except me. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:40 | |
We going to bed or what? I thought you was...? | 0:55:40 | 0:55:42 | |
You told her yet? I couldn't. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:49 | |
LINDA: A toast. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:50 | |
To family. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
Most. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:53 | |
Oh! To Lee. To all our boys fighting overseas. | 0:55:55 | 0:56:00 | |
CHEERING | 0:56:00 | 0:56:01 | |
And, most importantly, to the Vic! | 0:56:01 | 0:56:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
Ten! ALL: Nine...eight... | 0:56:07 | 0:56:10 | |
To us. Six...five...four... | 0:56:10 | 0:56:14 | |
To us. Three...two...one! | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
To 2014! | 0:56:19 | 0:56:21 | |
Let's have it! | 0:56:27 | 0:56:29 | |
Well, look at us, Ronnie. | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
We're going to have our own little New Year's Eve together. | 0:56:37 | 0:56:40 | |
Just you and me. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:41 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:56:41 | 0:56:44 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:56:44 | 0:56:47 | |
HAPPY NEW YEAR! | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
PAINKILLERS FIZZ | 0:57:41 | 0:57:44 | |
HE SHOUTS How many eggs, Tine? | 0:57:47 | 0:57:49 | |
HE CLATTERS POTS AND TURNS ON RADIO | 0:57:51 | 0:57:54 | |
Turn it off! | 0:57:54 | 0:57:56 | |
Turn it down! | 0:57:56 | 0:57:57 | |
Finally, my two best birds are agreeing. | 0:57:57 | 0:58:00 | |
HE SHOUTS Tina? | 0:58:01 | 0:58:04 | |
Where's Tina? | 0:58:04 | 0:58:06 | |
Who died? | 0:58:09 | 0:58:10 | |
No, er... | 0:58:10 | 0:58:12 | |
It's Nancy's wedding. | 0:58:14 | 0:58:16 | |
Roxy. | 0:58:24 | 0:58:26 | |
Look, I'm sorry. | 0:58:30 | 0:58:31 | |
It's OK. About the other day... | 0:58:33 | 0:58:36 | |
I mean, I tried to find you last night, but... | 0:58:36 | 0:58:39 | |
this fight kicked off in the club... | 0:58:39 | 0:58:41 | |
It's all right. I had to pick Amy up, anyway. | 0:58:41 | 0:58:44 | |
Carl wants us to get sorted for Paris. | 0:58:44 | 0:58:46 | |
OK. | 0:58:46 | 0:58:48 | |
Ron, he's a really decent bloke if you get to know him. | 0:58:48 | 0:58:51 | |
I'll do that, then. | 0:58:52 | 0:58:54 | |
Denise! | 0:59:01 | 0:59:02 | |
Yeah? You seen Carl? | 0:59:03 | 0:59:05 | |
Er, yeah. | 0:59:05 | 0:59:07 | |
Oh, no. No, sorry. | 0:59:07 | 0:59:10 | |
That's the wrong fella. That was Alfie. | 0:59:10 | 0:59:13 | |
Sorry, that was yesterday. I'm sorry. | 0:59:13 | 0:59:15 | |
I am just saying, if we are going to make this work, | 0:59:17 | 0:59:20 | |
we have got to be realistic, honest... | 0:59:20 | 0:59:22 | |
And I'M just saying, if you're going to move in, | 0:59:22 | 0:59:25 | |
I'm carrying you over the threshold. That's the deal. | 0:59:25 | 0:59:27 | |
Back off, caveman! THEY GIGGLE | 0:59:27 | 0:59:30 | |
We have no secrets. Is that what he said? | 0:59:30 | 0:59:32 | |
That is the deal. That has always been our deal. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:34 | |
What has changed here? For a woman with an 'angover, | 0:59:34 | 0:59:37 | |
you are shouting double loud... | 0:59:37 | 0:59:38 | |
I'll tell you, her! It is her! | 0:59:38 | 0:59:40 | |
My daughter is getting married, | 0:59:40 | 0:59:41 | |
and you told your sister and not your own wife? | 0:59:41 | 0:59:43 | |
Have a look at yourself, Mick! Linda! | 0:59:43 | 0:59:46 | |
I said this weren't going to work. | 0:59:46 | 0:59:47 | |
(MIMICKING) I said this weren't going to work! | 0:59:47 | 0:59:49 | |
I never hid anything from you. | 0:59:49 | 0:59:51 | |
I never have, ever, and you know that, L. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:55 | |
I left the invite downstairs. For all of us. | 0:59:55 | 0:59:58 | |
Past me the post please, boy. | 0:59:58 | 1:00:00 | |
Here you are. | 1:00:00 | 1:00:02 | |
Now, look. | 1:00:03 | 1:00:04 | |
I didn't want to ram it down your throat. | 1:00:09 | 1:00:12 | |
We was busy. | 1:00:12 | 1:00:13 | |
It's New Year. I just wanted to start out nice. | 1:00:14 | 1:00:18 | |
Well, you don't want to go, do you? | 1:00:18 | 1:00:20 | |
No. | 1:00:21 | 1:00:22 | |
No. I do. | 1:00:24 | 1:00:26 | |
Well, I don't, on my tod. That Wayne, he's... | 1:00:28 | 1:00:31 | |
What is it with this Wayne, exactly? Has he got three heads, or something? | 1:00:31 | 1:00:34 | |
Let's put it this way, Shirl, the geezer loves a mirror. | 1:00:34 | 1:00:36 | |
He don't ever get out the bathroom. | 1:00:36 | 1:00:38 | |
You are really going to go, ain't you? | 1:00:38 | 1:00:41 | |
It's her wedding, Mum. It's her... | 1:00:41 | 1:00:43 | |
You two never even missed a sports day. | 1:00:44 | 1:00:46 | |
You still pick us up off the bus if it's raining. | 1:00:47 | 1:00:51 | |
It's Nancy's wedding, Dad. | 1:00:51 | 1:00:53 | |
And she ain't going to let that drop. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:56 | |
She will most probably go and get herself knocked up straight off, | 1:00:56 | 1:00:59 | |
just to prove she ain't bothered. | 1:00:59 | 1:01:01 | |
I'll have an egg. | 1:01:07 | 1:01:08 | |
Well, I can do honest. | 1:01:12 | 1:01:14 | |
Good. | 1:01:14 | 1:01:16 | |
Cos I hate this rug, | 1:01:16 | 1:01:18 | |
Denny's curtains smell of Shirley, and the kitchen needs a dishwasher. | 1:01:18 | 1:01:22 | |
There's a sale on the industrial estate. | 1:01:22 | 1:01:24 | |
Ooh, excellent(!) I'll get my credit card, shall I? | 1:01:24 | 1:01:27 | |
Atta boy! | 1:01:27 | 1:01:28 | |
Admittedly, it's my first day, | 1:01:33 | 1:01:36 | |
but I can see myself really getting into my new blender. | 1:01:36 | 1:01:39 | |
I was never a one for cooked breakfasts. | 1:01:41 | 1:01:43 | |
Greasy sausages full of pigs' lips. | 1:01:43 | 1:01:47 | |
And if I want an egg, like the health book says, | 1:01:47 | 1:01:50 | |
I can have it raw in my protein drink before my smoothie. | 1:01:50 | 1:01:54 | |
Course, it coats your throat with slime, | 1:01:54 | 1:01:57 | |
but after you've finished gagging, it don't taste too bad. | 1:01:57 | 1:02:01 | |
You want to think about a power walk. | 1:02:01 | 1:02:04 | |
Excuse me, I'm trying to do my shopping and I do not need... | 1:02:04 | 1:02:07 | |
Denise? | 1:02:07 | 1:02:09 | |
Let me tell you something, have you seen Carl? | 1:02:09 | 1:02:11 | |
Sorry. | 1:02:13 | 1:02:14 | |
So, um, how did Ian take it? | 1:02:18 | 1:02:21 | |
Sorry? | 1:02:22 | 1:02:24 | |
Look, have you seen Carl, or not? | 1:02:24 | 1:02:25 | |
Look, it's not my fault you keep losing your boyfriend. | 1:02:25 | 1:02:28 | |
We're solid, actually. | 1:02:28 | 1:02:29 | |
What, is he picking fights and letting the phone ring out? | 1:02:29 | 1:02:32 | |
He's moved on, darling. | 1:02:33 | 1:02:35 | |
Oi, oi, oi, why are you here anyway? | 1:02:37 | 1:02:39 | |
I don't mean in Walford, I mean in the world. | 1:02:41 | 1:02:43 | |
I want to go home. | 1:02:48 | 1:02:50 | |
Seriously. | 1:02:50 | 1:02:51 | |
Let's just pack the whole lot in, because I've absolutely had it. | 1:02:51 | 1:02:54 | |
Don't be so stupid. | 1:02:54 | 1:02:55 | |
I'm not. We have given our daughter everything. | 1:02:55 | 1:02:58 | |
EVERYTHING! And it still ain't good enough. | 1:02:58 | 1:03:00 | |
Cos what do we get back? | 1:03:00 | 1:03:02 | |
Grief. Dramas. | 1:03:02 | 1:03:04 | |
Little missy hissy fits. | 1:03:04 | 1:03:05 | |
That's not true. D'you know how long it took me | 1:03:05 | 1:03:08 | |
to clear out Nancy's bedroom at the old place? | 1:03:08 | 1:03:10 | |
Lugging it all over here on the off chance. | 1:03:10 | 1:03:12 | |
You know I wanted to skip it. | 1:03:12 | 1:03:14 | |
If it was down to me, I'd have binned the lot. | 1:03:14 | 1:03:16 | |
Are you ready? | 1:03:16 | 1:03:17 | |
SHIRLEY: I'm coming! | 1:03:17 | 1:03:19 | |
This is your home now, L. | 1:03:19 | 1:03:20 | |
I had dreams, Mick. | 1:03:20 | 1:03:22 | |
About what Nancy's wedding day would be like. | 1:03:22 | 1:03:26 | |
Bridesmaids dresses and choosing the flowers. | 1:03:26 | 1:03:29 | |
It's supposed to take months of planning. | 1:03:29 | 1:03:31 | |
I'm meant to be sat on the front row wearing a hat, | 1:03:31 | 1:03:33 | |
having a little cry and worrying about the buffet. | 1:03:33 | 1:03:36 | |
I can't wear these because it looks like I've wet myself. | 1:03:36 | 1:03:39 | |
Give them here, I'll dry them for you. | 1:03:39 | 1:03:41 | |
Nancy has invited you, Linda. | 1:03:41 | 1:03:43 | |
Only so she can throw a strop when I don't go. | 1:03:43 | 1:03:46 | |
Five minutes, and we're going. | 1:03:46 | 1:03:48 | |
How can I get ready when you keep shouting and hollering? | 1:03:48 | 1:03:52 | |
I wish I'd enjoyed it more when they were little. | 1:03:52 | 1:03:54 | |
At least when they were little, you chose who they played with. | 1:03:54 | 1:03:56 | |
You knew where they was. | 1:03:56 | 1:03:57 | |
Back then if Nancy kicked off, you could just throw her | 1:03:57 | 1:04:00 | |
over your shoulder and take her home. | 1:04:00 | 1:04:01 | |
Come here. Listen. | 1:04:05 | 1:04:07 | |
You are the best mum they could ever ask for, L. | 1:04:09 | 1:04:13 | |
Yeah? | 1:04:14 | 1:04:16 | |
The best. | 1:04:16 | 1:04:18 | |
I just wish that you'd just stop banging on and come with us. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:22 | |
Just sit at the back... | 1:04:22 | 1:04:23 | |
..and keep this buttoned. | 1:04:24 | 1:04:26 | |
You don't understand... I do, I do. | 1:04:26 | 1:04:28 | |
But me and you, we can sort anything together, can't we? | 1:04:29 | 1:04:33 | |
Eh? | 1:04:34 | 1:04:35 | |
Right. | 1:04:38 | 1:04:39 | |
And if it's a hat you're after... | 1:04:39 | 1:04:42 | |
ho-ho-ho! | 1:04:42 | 1:04:44 | |
..you've come to the right place. | 1:04:46 | 1:04:49 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 1:04:49 | 1:04:51 | |
Tina. | 1:04:56 | 1:04:57 | |
Happy New Year. | 1:05:00 | 1:05:02 | |
Happy New Year. | 1:05:02 | 1:05:03 | |
Are you not staying for breakfast? | 1:05:03 | 1:05:05 | |
No, work. Oh, right. | 1:05:05 | 1:05:07 | |
Yeah, got it. | 1:05:08 | 1:05:09 | |
OK, make it quick. | 1:05:12 | 1:05:14 | |
Yeah, all right. | 1:05:14 | 1:05:15 | |
Shift over, boy. | 1:05:33 | 1:05:36 | |
Lady Di, in you get. Good girl. | 1:05:36 | 1:05:38 | |
Well, drive, then. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:42 | |
I am just going to sit at the back, Johnny. | 1:05:42 | 1:05:44 | |
And you're going to say nothing. I am not going to say anything. | 1:05:44 | 1:05:47 | |
That'd be a first! | 1:05:47 | 1:05:48 | |
Says do the North Circular. | 1:05:48 | 1:05:50 | |
Nancy is my daughter, Shirley. Just because I don't want to go | 1:05:50 | 1:05:53 | |
don't mean I won't be there for her. | 1:05:53 | 1:05:56 | |
Is it me, or is there a funny smell in this car? | 1:05:56 | 1:05:58 | |
It's you. It's definitely you. | 1:05:58 | 1:06:00 | |
Hangover breath. | 1:06:00 | 1:06:02 | |
SHE BREATHES HEAVILY | 1:06:02 | 1:06:03 | |
You and my sister... | 1:06:07 | 1:06:08 | |
you and my sister have got more in common than you might think. | 1:06:08 | 1:06:12 | |
Anyone - ANYONE - just as long as it's someone. | 1:06:12 | 1:06:14 | |
Why? Why do you always have to put stuff away? | 1:06:14 | 1:06:16 | |
What about your own family, Phil? | 1:06:16 | 1:06:17 | |
We're talking about my sister, your cousin. | 1:06:17 | 1:06:20 | |
She is stuck with the scum that tried to kill you, | 1:06:20 | 1:06:22 | |
you're more interested in dishwashers, | 1:06:22 | 1:06:25 | |
Sharon, somebody else's curtains... | 1:06:25 | 1:06:27 | |
All right, all right, all right! | 1:06:27 | 1:06:28 | |
You want two minutes, fine, you've got two minutes. Now, what? | 1:06:28 | 1:06:32 | |
Come on. | 1:06:34 | 1:06:35 | |
ANSWERPHONE: 'Hello, this is Carl. | 1:06:35 | 1:06:38 | |
'Leave a message, I'll get back to you.' | 1:06:38 | 1:06:40 | |
Hey, Amy. | 1:06:45 | 1:06:46 | |
Me and you are going to go shopping and eat cake and buy clothes, | 1:06:49 | 1:06:54 | |
cos Carl is rubbish at shopping, isn't he? Yes, he is. | 1:06:54 | 1:06:57 | |
Come on, let's go and get our coats... | 1:06:57 | 1:06:59 | |
Yeah? And our bags. | 1:07:01 | 1:07:03 | |
Seriously, Ronnie? Seriously? I mean, are you for real or what, eh? | 1:07:03 | 1:07:07 | |
OK. I get the message. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:08 | |
WE get the message. | 1:07:08 | 1:07:10 | |
Sitting in your car like a pair of lemons. | 1:07:10 | 1:07:12 | |
Shirley said we looked like a right pair of lemons. | 1:07:12 | 1:07:14 | |
If you don't want a dishwasher, all you've got to do is say... | 1:07:14 | 1:07:17 | |
Sharon, there is nothing I would like more than a dishwasher right now. | 1:07:17 | 1:07:20 | |
It's just...just a bit sensitive. | 1:07:20 | 1:07:22 | |
Wow! Mum said you were loaded. | 1:07:32 | 1:07:35 | |
Just get him some curtains, yeah? What, on my own? | 1:07:35 | 1:07:37 | |
Why do you need to find a credit card? | 1:07:37 | 1:07:40 | |
Look, I'm sorry, all right? He's just looking out for me. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:42 | |
It's a bad time of year for me. | 1:07:42 | 1:07:44 | |
Look, I've told you it is rude to talk about money. | 1:07:44 | 1:07:47 | |
Phil sold the pub. This is for the bank. | 1:07:47 | 1:07:49 | |
Don't he know how to go online? | 1:07:49 | 1:07:51 | |
That's enough, cheeky! | 1:07:51 | 1:07:53 | |
And I'll be right there for the dishwasher, OK? | 1:07:53 | 1:07:56 | |
Thanks. All right? | 1:07:56 | 1:07:59 | |
Come on, then, let's go. | 1:07:59 | 1:08:00 | |
You idiot, you stupid idiot! | 1:08:06 | 1:08:08 | |
I know! What, are you and my dad | 1:08:08 | 1:08:10 | |
the only ones that are allowed to see red? | 1:08:10 | 1:08:12 | |
Carl needed a lesson. | 1:08:12 | 1:08:14 | |
Oh, right, so, you hit him? Yes. I hit him. | 1:08:14 | 1:08:16 | |
SHIRLEY: Mick, will you tell her? | 1:08:20 | 1:08:22 | |
If this dog wees on me, I'm going to kick it. | 1:08:22 | 1:08:24 | |
LINDA: You kick my dog, I'll smack your face! MICK: Right! | 1:08:24 | 1:08:26 | |
Now turn it in, the pair of you. | 1:08:34 | 1:08:37 | |
My head is ringing. | 1:08:37 | 1:08:38 | |
Oh, come on! | 1:08:41 | 1:08:42 | |
Us lot. All together. | 1:08:43 | 1:08:45 | |
Just like the old days. | 1:08:45 | 1:08:47 | |
Don't tell me you ain't missed it, girls. | 1:08:47 | 1:08:49 | |
This is an emotional time for a father. | 1:08:51 | 1:08:54 | |
I need you both on-side | 1:08:54 | 1:08:55 | |
while I go and watch my daughter marry a wretch. | 1:08:55 | 1:08:59 | |
We're cutting it fine now. All right, all right! | 1:08:59 | 1:09:01 | |
I tell you what... | 1:09:03 | 1:09:04 | |
you both don't shake hands and shut up, | 1:09:04 | 1:09:07 | |
you're not getting back in this motor. | 1:09:07 | 1:09:08 | |
SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 1:09:08 | 1:09:10 | |
Fine. Ta-ta! | 1:09:10 | 1:09:12 | |
HE STARTS ENGINE | 1:09:16 | 1:09:18 | |
Stop pratting about! | 1:09:20 | 1:09:21 | |
You know I can't walk in these shoes! | 1:09:23 | 1:09:25 | |
He's got my bag. Mick! | 1:09:25 | 1:09:26 | |
Mick, I'm shaking its hand! | 1:09:28 | 1:09:29 | |
I am shaking her rotten hand. | 1:09:29 | 1:09:31 | |
Mick! Mick! | 1:09:31 | 1:09:32 | |
Well? | 1:09:46 | 1:09:48 | |
Why, eh? Why involve me? | 1:09:48 | 1:09:51 | |
You're already involved! | 1:09:51 | 1:09:53 | |
I had to put him somewhere, didn't I? | 1:09:53 | 1:09:55 | |
Don't worry. Nobody noticed, all right? | 1:09:55 | 1:09:57 | |
It's just another bloke falling over on New Year's Eve. | 1:09:57 | 1:09:59 | |
I want normal, Ronnie. I'm doing normal! | 1:09:59 | 1:10:02 | |
No, you're not. You've lost your balls, Phil! | 1:10:02 | 1:10:05 | |
He tried to kill you, don't you remember? | 1:10:05 | 1:10:08 | |
How many times have I told you, | 1:10:08 | 1:10:09 | |
he actually tried to attack me last night. | 1:10:09 | 1:10:11 | |
He is pulling Roxy's strings | 1:10:11 | 1:10:13 | |
like she's some kind of puppet, he's given her drugs. | 1:10:13 | 1:10:15 | |
He is an absolute head-case, all right, | 1:10:15 | 1:10:18 | |
and he is taking us for mugs. | 1:10:18 | 1:10:20 | |
You're just sat back, admiring your Christmas slippers, | 1:10:20 | 1:10:22 | |
and that's not right. Phil! | 1:10:22 | 1:10:26 | |
I came to you because I knew | 1:10:26 | 1:10:27 | |
you'd know what to do. | 1:10:27 | 1:10:29 | |
So, what now? | 1:11:16 | 1:11:17 | |
Eh? | 1:11:17 | 1:11:19 | |
You know there's only one way this can go now, don't you? | 1:11:20 | 1:11:22 | |
Then, you took my hand. | 1:11:32 | 1:11:35 | |
You don't really want me to go over | 1:11:36 | 1:11:38 | |
everything about last night, do you? Just, what did I say? | 1:11:38 | 1:11:41 | |
You said you loved me, Denise. | 1:11:43 | 1:11:45 | |
And that if you had your time again, you would definitely go for me. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:50 | |
SHE STIFLES A LAUGH | 1:11:50 | 1:11:52 | |
Or Phil. | 1:11:52 | 1:11:54 | |
Or Archie, because he was "a bit of a beast." | 1:11:54 | 1:11:56 | |
Or the bin man with the beanie hat. | 1:11:56 | 1:11:58 | |
And then, you spent ten minutes | 1:11:58 | 1:11:59 | |
trying to do the zip up on your jacket | 1:11:59 | 1:12:01 | |
and then we had rather a long conversation | 1:12:01 | 1:12:03 | |
about why they don't put Auld Lang Syne on the jukebox... | 1:12:03 | 1:12:05 | |
Yes. OK, OK. Not, you know, everything, just... | 1:12:05 | 1:12:09 | |
..what did I say about Ian, Masood? | 1:12:10 | 1:12:14 | |
I don't know. | 1:12:14 | 1:12:15 | |
Got any sense, and right now | 1:12:15 | 1:12:17 | |
Johnny'll be snogging a bridesmaid. | 1:12:17 | 1:12:19 | |
You know what they say about Cinderella doing all the work? | 1:12:19 | 1:12:22 | |
You have met my ugly sister? | 1:12:22 | 1:12:24 | |
You want me to tell Johnny you're after him? | 1:12:24 | 1:12:26 | |
Danny! | 1:12:26 | 1:12:27 | |
No, it's not important. | 1:12:27 | 1:12:29 | |
Hello. All right. | 1:12:34 | 1:12:35 | |
For you. | 1:12:37 | 1:12:39 | |
Aw... | 1:12:39 | 1:12:40 | |
I'm allergic... | 1:12:43 | 1:12:45 | |
and a lesbian. Sorry. | 1:12:45 | 1:12:46 | |
Yeah, but me and you, we... I know, I know. | 1:12:46 | 1:12:49 | |
Three bottles of Cava and I can't tell my Mandys from my Andys. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:52 | |
Look, I take these and my skin's going to crawl for weeks. | 1:12:52 | 1:12:55 | |
The only thing that don't make me itch is a sunflower. | 1:12:55 | 1:12:57 | |
And that's just not something you're going to lay your hands on, is it? | 1:12:57 | 1:13:01 | |
Maybe it's a sign. | 1:13:01 | 1:13:02 | |
Maybe you should give your carnations to somebody who | 1:13:02 | 1:13:04 | |
ain't going to come out in a rash. | 1:13:04 | 1:13:06 | |
Well, you said... | 1:13:13 | 1:13:16 | |
lights out and a paper bag over his, you know... | 1:13:16 | 1:13:19 | |
beeping head, and even then, you don't really fancy him. | 1:13:19 | 1:13:23 | |
And if Ian asks you, what he wants for Christmas is...a beep, | 1:13:23 | 1:13:30 | |
and you will take his beeping beep and cut it off. | 1:13:30 | 1:13:34 | |
Because it's not honest, you said. | 1:13:35 | 1:13:37 | |
You would way, way rather be single. | 1:13:39 | 1:13:41 | |
And I said I understand, | 1:13:41 | 1:13:42 | |
and you said, "Right then, it's New Years Eve," | 1:13:42 | 1:13:45 | |
and you... | 1:13:45 | 1:13:47 | |
..you were going to finish with Ian. Once and for all. | 1:13:48 | 1:13:52 | |
Fresh start. You were going to take control of your life. | 1:13:52 | 1:13:55 | |
I said that? | 1:13:55 | 1:13:56 | |
Mmm. And then you cried and had a kebab. | 1:13:56 | 1:13:59 | |
Finish with Ian, Masood. | 1:14:01 | 1:14:02 | |
As if I'm going to...go and do that. | 1:14:02 | 1:14:05 | |
I don't even like kebabs, Masood. | 1:14:05 | 1:14:07 | |
Look, we... | 1:14:09 | 1:14:11 | |
we don't have to talk about this again. | 1:14:11 | 1:14:14 | |
OK? | 1:14:14 | 1:14:15 | |
Thanks. | 1:14:16 | 1:14:18 | |
Phil! What? What, eh? | 1:14:25 | 1:14:27 | |
What are you suggesting? | 1:14:27 | 1:14:29 | |
I mean, you drag me into this | 1:14:29 | 1:14:30 | |
and now you don't like the way I'm dealing with it, hey? | 1:14:30 | 1:14:33 | |
Look at him. Look at him, Ronnie! | 1:14:33 | 1:14:36 | |
The scrap yard? | 1:14:36 | 1:14:37 | |
He attacked a woman. He attacked you, didn't he? | 1:14:37 | 1:14:40 | |
He messed with my cousin's head. | 1:14:40 | 1:14:41 | |
You tried to muscle in on my business, didn't ya, eh? | 1:14:41 | 1:14:45 | |
Do you know what? | 1:14:45 | 1:14:46 | |
If could be bothered, I'd untie your hands and let you have a fair fight. | 1:14:46 | 1:14:49 | |
But when, Carl, eh? | 1:14:49 | 1:14:50 | |
When did you ever let anyone have a fair fight, eh? | 1:14:50 | 1:14:53 | |
Never. | 1:14:55 | 1:14:56 | |
Now this has been a long time coming. | 1:14:58 | 1:15:00 | |
A long time coming. | 1:15:00 | 1:15:02 | |
You put me in hospital, eh? | 1:15:02 | 1:15:05 | |
You threatened my boy. | 1:15:05 | 1:15:06 | |
You threatened my boy while he's banged up. | 1:15:06 | 1:15:09 | |
Phil, Phil, Phil, stop it! | 1:15:09 | 1:15:11 | |
What are you going to do? You're going to get blood on the floor! | 1:15:11 | 1:15:14 | |
Get a grip, Phil! He's pathetic. | 1:15:14 | 1:15:16 | |
You're pathetic! Do you know that? | 1:15:19 | 1:15:21 | |
You got low self-esteem, have you, Carl? | 1:15:22 | 1:15:25 | |
You got a screwed up attitude when it comes to women? | 1:15:25 | 1:15:27 | |
Have you got issues with your mummy, Carl? | 1:15:27 | 1:15:29 | |
What is it with you men? | 1:15:31 | 1:15:33 | |
What is it with you men? You're all the same. | 1:15:34 | 1:15:37 | |
You are so desperate, you're so desperate to rule the world. | 1:15:37 | 1:15:40 | |
You've got all that aggression. | 1:15:40 | 1:15:41 | |
God, you're so predictable. | 1:15:43 | 1:15:45 | |
What do you think, Carl? | 1:15:53 | 1:15:54 | |
Do you want the scrap yard? | 1:15:56 | 1:15:58 | |
No, I don't think so. | 1:16:06 | 1:16:07 | |
I don't think so. I think that would be a waste of a perfectly good car. | 1:16:08 | 1:16:13 | |
I think you're going to say you're sorry. | 1:16:13 | 1:16:15 | |
And then I'm going to untie your hands | 1:16:17 | 1:16:20 | |
and I'm going to walk you to the tube. | 1:16:20 | 1:16:22 | |
Do me a favour! | 1:16:22 | 1:16:24 | |
And if you ever... | 1:16:24 | 1:16:25 | |
if you ever come back to Walford again... | 1:16:25 | 1:16:27 | |
Are you listening to me, Carl? Listen very carefully. | 1:16:27 | 1:16:30 | |
If you ever come near me or my sister again, I swear to you, | 1:16:31 | 1:16:35 | |
I won't need him. | 1:16:35 | 1:16:37 | |
I will cut off your little boys' toys with a blunt knife | 1:16:37 | 1:16:42 | |
and I'll wear them as earrings. | 1:16:42 | 1:16:43 | |
OK, Carl? | 1:16:46 | 1:16:47 | |
Go on, then, say it. | 1:16:55 | 1:16:56 | |
Go on, say it! | 1:16:58 | 1:17:00 | |
I'm sorry. | 1:17:09 | 1:17:10 | |
Good boy. | 1:17:15 | 1:17:16 | |
LOUD MUSIC IN DISTANCE | 1:17:18 | 1:17:20 | |
LINDA: Mick... | 1:17:25 | 1:17:26 | |
Oh, no, this can't be it! It's disgusting! | 1:17:26 | 1:17:29 | |
Oh, it's vile. | 1:17:31 | 1:17:33 | |
SHIRLEY: Don't know what you're moaning about. | 1:17:33 | 1:17:35 | |
Looks like the place where me and Kev had our reception. | 1:17:35 | 1:17:37 | |
LINDA SCOFFS Linda! | 1:17:37 | 1:17:39 | |
It's doing that thing with its leg! | 1:17:39 | 1:17:41 | |
I ain't saying nothing. I said I wouldn't say anything. | 1:17:41 | 1:17:44 | |
I'm not saying one thing. Leave Lady Di in the haddock. | 1:17:44 | 1:17:47 | |
It's doing that thing with its leg again... | 1:17:47 | 1:17:49 | |
Well, then, she must need a pony. | 1:17:49 | 1:17:51 | |
Just make sure you pick it all up. | 1:17:51 | 1:17:53 | |
And don't get any under your fingernails, | 1:17:53 | 1:17:55 | |
cos it's a killer to get out. What? | 1:17:55 | 1:17:57 | |
And don't double lock this, she'll set the alarm off. | 1:17:57 | 1:17:59 | |
Get out! | 1:18:04 | 1:18:06 | |
What am I supposed to do with a bag of pony? Hurry up! | 1:18:06 | 1:18:10 | |
I dunno. You got her a wedding present yet, or..? | 1:18:10 | 1:18:13 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:18:13 | 1:18:15 | |
You heard him, hurry up! | 1:18:18 | 1:18:20 | |
LOUD MUSIC AND CHEERING INSIDE | 1:18:20 | 1:18:23 | |
Right. Are you ready for this? | 1:18:43 | 1:18:44 | |
THEY WHOOP AND SHOUT LOUD DRUM AND BASS MUSIC | 1:18:51 | 1:18:54 | |
Again, if I could ask for quiet. | 1:18:54 | 1:18:55 | |
Thank you. Nancy? | 1:18:55 | 1:18:58 | |
I know not of any lawful impediment. | 1:18:58 | 1:19:00 | |
I know not of any lawful impediment. | 1:19:00 | 1:19:03 | |
Why I, Nancy Carter. | 1:19:03 | 1:19:05 | |
Why, I Nancy Carter. | 1:19:05 | 1:19:06 | |
May not be joined in matrimony to Wayne Ladlow. | 1:19:06 | 1:19:10 | |
THEY WHOOP | 1:19:10 | 1:19:12 | |
May not be joined in matrimony to Wayne Ladlow. | 1:19:12 | 1:19:15 | |
And now, Wayne... | 1:19:15 | 1:19:17 | |
Yeah. | 1:19:17 | 1:19:18 | |
I do solemnly declare. | 1:19:18 | 1:19:21 | |
I do solemnly declare. | 1:19:21 | 1:19:23 | |
That I know not of any lawful impediment. | 1:19:23 | 1:19:25 | |
That I know not of any lawful impediment. | 1:19:25 | 1:19:28 | |
Why I, Wayne Ladlow. | 1:19:28 | 1:19:31 | |
THEY WHOOP | 1:19:31 | 1:19:34 | |
Sorry, sorry, sorry, yeah. | 1:19:34 | 1:19:35 | |
Why I, Wayne Ladlow, you don'know. | 1:19:35 | 1:19:38 | |
May not be joined in matrimony to Nancy Carter. | 1:19:38 | 1:19:43 | |
May not be joined in matrimony to Nancy. | 1:19:43 | 1:19:46 | |
Nancy! | 1:19:49 | 1:19:50 | |
Dad? | 1:19:50 | 1:19:51 | |
No offence, Wayne. | 1:19:52 | 1:19:53 | |
It's just, you know, it's your attitude. | 1:19:53 | 1:19:55 | |
What are you talking about, bruv? What are you doing? | 1:19:55 | 1:19:58 | |
Dad get off me! Get off of me! | 1:19:58 | 1:20:01 | |
Put me down! | 1:20:01 | 1:20:02 | |
Put me down! | 1:20:05 | 1:20:07 | |
Quick, quick! | 1:20:07 | 1:20:09 | |
Now, listen, Mummy's going to be back in one second. | 1:20:15 | 1:20:18 | |
You go up the stairs and you don't move, OK? | 1:20:18 | 1:20:20 | |
Ask no questions and I will tell you no lies. | 1:20:44 | 1:20:46 | |
SHE LAUGHS See? | 1:20:49 | 1:20:52 | |
I've got connections, Tina. | 1:20:52 | 1:20:54 | |
And a very open mind, know what I mean? | 1:20:54 | 1:20:56 | |
I'm still a lesbian, Billy. | 1:20:56 | 1:20:59 | |
Bi now, gay later ain't my bag. | 1:20:59 | 1:21:01 | |
The only way you and me is going to get it on again is if | 1:21:01 | 1:21:04 | |
I'm so hammered I'm falling over. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:05 | |
It's OK. | 1:21:05 | 1:21:07 | |
Don't suppose you fancy a glass of wine, do you? My shout. | 1:21:09 | 1:21:11 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 1:21:11 | 1:21:14 | |
He won't go. He's going. | 1:21:26 | 1:21:28 | |
You played me, didn't you? | 1:21:32 | 1:21:33 | |
Come on, Phil, I didn't play you. | 1:21:33 | 1:21:36 | |
At least we know you're not a complete eunuch. | 1:21:36 | 1:21:38 | |
It's good to know, isn't it, at your age? | 1:21:38 | 1:21:40 | |
He won't go. | 1:21:41 | 1:21:43 | |
He's already gone. | 1:21:43 | 1:21:44 | |
Listen. What do you want to do? | 1:21:44 | 1:21:46 | |
Do you want to wave goodbye to him? | 1:21:46 | 1:21:48 | |
Look, I'm going to go and take care of Roxy | 1:21:48 | 1:21:50 | |
and it's about time Amy got some attention. | 1:21:50 | 1:21:52 | |
PHIL SIGHS | 1:21:55 | 1:21:57 | |
Phil! | 1:21:58 | 1:22:00 | |
Look, he's gone. Really. | 1:22:00 | 1:22:03 | |
Oh, look, I know I might have overdone | 1:22:03 | 1:22:05 | |
the whole good cop, bad cop routine, all right, | 1:22:05 | 1:22:07 | |
but he's got the message. | 1:22:07 | 1:22:09 | |
Carl White knows if he ever steps foot back in Walford again, | 1:22:09 | 1:22:13 | |
he is a dead man walking. | 1:22:13 | 1:22:15 | |
He ain't got the bottle. | 1:22:15 | 1:22:17 | |
Don't ever compare me to the Old Bill again. | 1:22:21 | 1:22:24 | |
Not even as a joke. | 1:22:24 | 1:22:26 | |
All right. The lengths some blokes will go | 1:22:26 | 1:22:29 | |
to get out of buying a dishwasher. | 1:22:29 | 1:22:31 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:22:31 | 1:22:33 | |
NANCY: You don't tell me what to do! | 1:22:56 | 1:22:57 | |
Fascist! | 1:22:59 | 1:23:01 | |
Do you miss it? | 1:23:02 | 1:23:04 | |
Yeah, right like an hole in the head! | 1:23:04 | 1:23:06 | |
KAT LAUGHS | 1:23:06 | 1:23:07 | |
Told you didn't I, Linda? Tina could cope. | 1:23:10 | 1:23:14 | |
The place ain't burned to the ground, Shirley. | 1:23:14 | 1:23:16 | |
In the normal world, that is not something we celebrate. | 1:23:16 | 1:23:19 | |
Yes. I seen it. Ain't it lovely? | 1:23:22 | 1:23:25 | |
When's the next train? Upstairs. | 1:23:25 | 1:23:28 | |
Where's the husband, Nance? | 1:23:28 | 1:23:29 | |
Ain't you heard of bin bags? | 1:23:29 | 1:23:32 | |
Oh, yeah, happy new year, Linda(!) Not a problem(!) | 1:23:32 | 1:23:35 | |
I am not disabled, I can walk up the stairs by myself! | 1:23:35 | 1:23:38 | |
I am only in here, Shirley, to get warm, | 1:23:38 | 1:23:42 | |
cos my electric fire's conked out. | 1:23:42 | 1:23:44 | |
Shut your ears. That Linda is one well moody mare. | 1:23:44 | 1:23:47 | |
I'm going for a kip. | 1:23:47 | 1:23:49 | |
I should get those bin bags and shove them right... | 1:23:49 | 1:23:51 | |
Stuck here, I never even got an invite. | 1:23:51 | 1:23:53 | |
Oh, my head! No, you were on the invitation. | 1:23:53 | 1:23:55 | |
Where is the new husband? | 1:23:55 | 1:23:57 | |
Not good enough, apparently. | 1:23:57 | 1:23:59 | |
No, really. Just as long as it's available. | 1:24:05 | 1:24:07 | |
Listen, anything is absolutely fine just as long as it drives | 1:24:09 | 1:24:13 | |
and you can get it to the airport for me this evening. | 1:24:13 | 1:24:16 | |
Yeah. | 1:24:17 | 1:24:18 | |
No, a little run-around is absolutely fine. | 1:24:19 | 1:24:23 | |
Listen, can you make sure it's got a booster seat in it? | 1:24:23 | 1:24:26 | |
Great. | 1:24:26 | 1:24:28 | |
No, that's great. | 1:24:28 | 1:24:29 | |
Thank you. | 1:24:29 | 1:24:31 | |
Yep, hold on a second. | 1:24:31 | 1:24:33 | |
Do you, erm... | 1:24:35 | 1:24:36 | |
do you want the long card number? | 1:24:36 | 1:24:37 | |
Yep, it... DOOR CREAKS | 1:24:39 | 1:24:41 | |
GATE BANGS | 1:24:41 | 1:24:43 | |
Sorry, it's, erm... | 1:24:45 | 1:24:47 | |
It's 4929... | 1:24:48 | 1:24:50 | |
1800 6241. | 1:24:50 | 1:24:53 | |
And the expiry date is 10/18. | 1:24:53 | 1:24:56 | |
BRANCH SNAPS UNDERFOOT OUTSIDE | 1:24:57 | 1:24:59 | |
Yes. The security code is 065. | 1:24:59 | 1:25:02 | |
Yeah, OK, that's great. Thank you. | 1:25:05 | 1:25:08 | |
Cheers. Bye. | 1:25:08 | 1:25:09 | |
Hold on. I'm coming. | 1:25:17 | 1:25:18 | |
POLICE SIREN BLARES OUTSIDE | 1:25:20 | 1:25:24 | |
Amy! | 1:25:24 | 1:25:25 | |
You scared me! | 1:25:25 | 1:25:27 | |
What are you doing at the front door? | 1:25:27 | 1:25:30 | |
Did you walk here on your own? | 1:25:30 | 1:25:32 | |
Come in, sweetie. | 1:25:34 | 1:25:36 | |
Come on, then. | 1:25:43 | 1:25:45 | |
We'll go in and we'll get you a drink, shall we? | 1:25:45 | 1:25:48 | |
And a biscuit, then we'll call Mummy. | 1:25:48 | 1:25:51 | |
Do you know where Mummy is? | 1:25:51 | 1:25:53 | |
She's a bit tied up at the minute. | 1:25:53 | 1:25:54 | |
I am not bothered if you don't like him. | 1:25:58 | 1:26:00 | |
I'm not bothered what you think. It is my life. And I like Watford. | 1:26:00 | 1:26:03 | |
You see why I didn't want to go? She hates us! She don't hate us. | 1:26:03 | 1:26:06 | |
You was married at my age, Mother. | 1:26:06 | 1:26:08 | |
Yes. But to your dad. Not some... | 1:26:08 | 1:26:10 | |
No, Mick. Did you see him? | 1:26:10 | 1:26:12 | |
Pulling faces at his mates on his own wedding day? | 1:26:12 | 1:26:15 | |
And her getting married in a tracksuit? He is a bad influence. | 1:26:15 | 1:26:19 | |
It's white, ain't it? And where was his mum? | 1:26:19 | 1:26:21 | |
I mean, I know they do things different, | 1:26:21 | 1:26:23 | |
but how could he have a wedding without his mother there? | 1:26:23 | 1:26:25 | |
What is your future, you get yourself stuck | 1:26:25 | 1:26:27 | |
with a ponce like that? | 1:26:27 | 1:26:28 | |
You do know there are laws to stop people like you? | 1:26:28 | 1:26:30 | |
I forgot my passport. | 1:26:32 | 1:26:34 | |
Silly me. | 1:26:34 | 1:26:36 | |
What do you mean, Roxy's tied up? Then I thought of Phil... | 1:26:36 | 1:26:38 | |
Where is she, Carl? I thought maybe I could lend that motor off him. | 1:26:38 | 1:26:41 | |
The one he was going to scrap. | 1:26:41 | 1:26:43 | |
Yeah, well that's for you and him to sort out, isn't it, eh? | 1:26:43 | 1:26:46 | |
Come on, sweetie, let's go and find Mummy. | 1:26:46 | 1:26:48 | |
You know... | 1:26:48 | 1:26:50 | |
women... | 1:26:50 | 1:26:52 | |
Women are all right. | 1:26:52 | 1:26:54 | |
But men are tougher. | 1:26:54 | 1:26:55 | |
Amy, I want you to go and wait for me in the living room, OK? Go on. | 1:26:57 | 1:27:01 | |
And in this case... | 1:27:01 | 1:27:04 | |
smarter... | 1:27:04 | 1:27:05 | |
better... | 1:27:05 | 1:27:07 | |
Didn't your daddy ever tell you? | 1:27:08 | 1:27:10 | |
Hmm? | 1:27:10 | 1:27:11 | |
You think you can catch me unawares? | 1:27:11 | 1:27:14 | |
Warn me off with your stupid speech, and that would be it? | 1:27:14 | 1:27:17 | |
Are you serious? | 1:27:17 | 1:27:18 | |
You should try being a real woman, Ronnie. | 1:27:20 | 1:27:23 | |
A real woman, instead of fighting it. | 1:27:23 | 1:27:26 | |
But for that, you need a real man, | 1:27:27 | 1:27:30 | |
to let you know where you're going wrong. | 1:27:30 | 1:27:32 | |
Yeah, it's tempting. | 1:27:39 | 1:27:40 | |
You tell Phil we're squared up. | 1:27:44 | 1:27:47 | |
Where's Roxy? Tell him I forgive him. | 1:27:47 | 1:27:49 | |
LINDA: Oh, that's hurtful, that is! | 1:28:16 | 1:28:18 | |
It's not racist to be proud to be British. | 1:28:18 | 1:28:20 | |
That is just hurtful. Some of his best mates are black! | 1:28:20 | 1:28:22 | |
Most of my mates... My best mate ain't ever going to talk to me now! | 1:28:22 | 1:28:25 | |
We eat Indian, don't we? | 1:28:25 | 1:28:26 | |
It is not the colour of his skin I am bothered about, babe. | 1:28:26 | 1:28:29 | |
It's the way he is with you. | 1:28:29 | 1:28:30 | |
And Chanelle, she can come over here whenever she wants. | 1:28:30 | 1:28:33 | |
You can go and see her. | 1:28:33 | 1:28:34 | |
You haven't got to marry her brother to be allowed back past Bushey. | 1:28:34 | 1:28:37 | |
That is not why I was marrying her brother. | 1:28:37 | 1:28:39 | |
And when you get married, your mum, she wants to be there, | 1:28:39 | 1:28:43 | |
on the front row, crying tears of happiness. | 1:28:43 | 1:28:46 | |
Not having a panic attack. | 1:28:46 | 1:28:48 | |
I weren't having a panic attack. | 1:28:48 | 1:28:49 | |
She was having a bit of a panic attack. | 1:28:49 | 1:28:51 | |
Thank you, Mick. And I want to be there, right up the front, | 1:28:51 | 1:28:54 | |
giving my little girl away to the love of her life. | 1:28:54 | 1:28:56 | |
Not watching her get hitched to some builder from Watford | 1:28:56 | 1:28:58 | |
who thinks he's a bit of a gangster | 1:28:58 | 1:29:00 | |
and whose mother still makes his bed. | 1:29:00 | 1:29:01 | |
She does not make his bed. | 1:29:01 | 1:29:03 | |
She airs it. | 1:29:04 | 1:29:06 | |
Ooh! She airs it! She airs it! | 1:29:06 | 1:29:09 | |
We need you here, Nance. | 1:29:13 | 1:29:15 | |
Christmas was terrible. | 1:29:15 | 1:29:18 | |
Mainly because your mum cremated the turkey. | 1:29:18 | 1:29:21 | |
We have got everything riding on this, Nancy. | 1:29:21 | 1:29:23 | |
Still got some Christmas presents that are waiting to be opened. | 1:29:25 | 1:29:29 | |
No. Don't humour her, Mick. | 1:29:29 | 1:29:32 | |
You stay here, it's cos you want to stick by your family. | 1:29:32 | 1:29:35 | |
You pull your weight. You step up. | 1:29:35 | 1:29:36 | |
You leave Wayne. D'you want to save your breath? | 1:29:36 | 1:29:38 | |
I ain't going back there now anyway, am I? | 1:29:41 | 1:29:43 | |
He's chucked me over his shoulder and pulled my trousers down. | 1:29:43 | 1:29:46 | |
Half of Hertfordshire has seen my West Ham pants. | 1:29:46 | 1:29:49 | |
CLATTER | 1:30:27 | 1:30:29 | |
You following me, Ronnie? | 1:30:29 | 1:30:31 | |
Where's my sister? | 1:30:33 | 1:30:35 | |
Does that mean you...you want me? | 1:30:35 | 1:30:36 | |
I'm taking this back. | 1:30:39 | 1:30:40 | |
No. No, you ain't. | 1:30:40 | 1:30:42 | |
Yes. Yes, I am. | 1:30:42 | 1:30:45 | |
You don't tell me anything. | 1:30:49 | 1:30:51 | |
You don't decide anything. | 1:30:51 | 1:30:53 | |
When are you going to get that through your head, eh? | 1:30:56 | 1:30:58 | |
Ah, so here we are! | 1:31:01 | 1:31:02 | |
Our very own barrel store! | 1:31:03 | 1:31:05 | |
Where's your happy face? | 1:31:07 | 1:31:09 | |
I left it at my wedding, Dad. | 1:31:09 | 1:31:11 | |
Ah. | 1:31:11 | 1:31:13 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 1:31:13 | 1:31:14 | |
Good girl. | 1:31:23 | 1:31:24 | |
Bastard! | 1:31:26 | 1:31:27 | |
See, little bit of give and take goes a long way. | 1:31:31 | 1:31:36 | |
Yeah, we give, Mum takes. Nancy! | 1:31:36 | 1:31:38 | |
Am I lying, though? | 1:31:38 | 1:31:39 | |
I bet she's had Johnny down here polishing the bottles, ain't she? | 1:31:39 | 1:31:42 | |
No, no. | 1:31:42 | 1:31:44 | |
That's one of Tina's jobs. | 1:31:44 | 1:31:45 | |
Ever since Sausage, he found a little spider knocking about. | 1:31:45 | 1:31:48 | |
There was murders, there was. | 1:31:48 | 1:31:49 | |
I've missed watching the footie with you. | 1:31:51 | 1:31:54 | |
And this is better than the last place, ain't it? | 1:31:54 | 1:31:57 | |
I bet WAYNE'S Mum ain't got barrels. | 1:31:57 | 1:32:00 | |
She don't have a go at me soon as I walk through the door, either. | 1:32:00 | 1:32:02 | |
Well, you don't really walk, do you? You strop. | 1:32:02 | 1:32:05 | |
I think we could be really happy here. | 1:32:09 | 1:32:11 | |
And Mum... | 1:32:13 | 1:32:14 | |
..she's really missed you an' all. | 1:32:15 | 1:32:16 | |
All she has ever done is criticise me, Dad. | 1:32:16 | 1:32:18 | |
Like, the minute we got in that car, | 1:32:18 | 1:32:20 | |
when I hadn't seen her for how long? | 1:32:20 | 1:32:22 | |
I constantly feel like I'm walking on eggshells around her. | 1:32:22 | 1:32:25 | |
I can't do anything without her slating me. Do you know what? | 1:32:25 | 1:32:27 | |
The one good thing about having Christmas with strangers | 1:32:27 | 1:32:30 | |
is they ain't jumping down your throat every five seconds. | 1:32:30 | 1:32:32 | |
Oh, come on, Nance. You know what she's like. | 1:32:32 | 1:32:35 | |
She's hard work but she's got a good heart. | 1:32:35 | 1:32:38 | |
And if you don't want criticising, | 1:32:38 | 1:32:40 | |
why are you getting married in a tracksuit | 1:32:40 | 1:32:42 | |
to a complete div in the first place? | 1:32:42 | 1:32:44 | |
I mean, you've had a lucky escape. And I think you know that, girl. | 1:32:44 | 1:32:47 | |
No. I properly like Wayne. | 1:32:47 | 1:32:50 | |
Well, I properly like fishing. | 1:32:50 | 1:32:52 | |
Don't mean I'm going to move to Grimsby | 1:32:52 | 1:32:54 | |
and jack everything in, though, does it? | 1:32:54 | 1:32:57 | |
I mean, I get it. | 1:32:57 | 1:32:59 | |
I just feel sometimes you don't realise | 1:33:00 | 1:33:03 | |
how beautiful and special you are, and that boy Wayne... | 1:33:03 | 1:33:07 | |
He couldn't lace your trainers. | 1:33:07 | 1:33:09 | |
But it works both ways. | 1:33:13 | 1:33:14 | |
You want your mum to be more... | 1:33:14 | 1:33:17 | |
understanding? | 1:33:17 | 1:33:19 | |
You haven't said one nice thing about her either. | 1:33:19 | 1:33:21 | |
You haven't asked her about herself... | 1:33:21 | 1:33:23 | |
Where's her Christmas present, eh? It's like... | 1:33:23 | 1:33:26 | |
I can't keep whacking you over my shoulder, Nance. | 1:33:28 | 1:33:30 | |
I'm going to do myself a serious injury. | 1:33:30 | 1:33:32 | |
If you feel Wayne is your future, | 1:33:35 | 1:33:37 | |
then you pick up that blower... | 1:33:37 | 1:33:38 | |
..and you get yourself over to Watford, all right? | 1:33:40 | 1:33:42 | |
SHE SOBS | 1:33:54 | 1:33:56 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 1:34:25 | 1:34:27 | |
It's not looking good. | 1:34:50 | 1:34:51 | |
Don't worry about it, sweetheart, OK? | 1:34:52 | 1:34:55 | |
Come on, the world is our lobster. | 1:34:55 | 1:34:58 | |
You are a doer, not a writer. | 1:34:58 | 1:35:01 | |
The dole office opens on Thursday. Hold it! Oh! | 1:35:01 | 1:35:04 | |
Ooh, I nearly had an idea then! | 1:35:04 | 1:35:06 | |
We need the money, and we're entitled to it, all right? | 1:35:06 | 1:35:09 | |
When we drop - please, God - that is all our regular income down the pan. | 1:35:09 | 1:35:12 | |
Well, that's it! You've already sussed it. | 1:35:12 | 1:35:14 | |
You go to work and I'll be a trendy stay-at-home dad. | 1:35:14 | 1:35:17 | |
You know, knit the nappies and... That's brilliant(!) | 1:35:17 | 1:35:19 | |
And when you finish meditating or whatever, the nanny can cover! | 1:35:19 | 1:35:22 | |
What postcode you living in?! We can't afford to have one of us not working. | 1:35:22 | 1:35:25 | |
I know, I know. It was just an idea in my head. | 1:35:25 | 1:35:27 | |
I'll just keep it in my head, all right? | 1:35:27 | 1:35:29 | |
Yeah. You keep it in that little head of yours. | 1:35:29 | 1:35:32 | |
Was that a light bulb moment, was it? Ahh! Very funny! | 1:35:34 | 1:35:36 | |
There's some bulbs in that blind stock that Nan got off of Fat Elvis. | 1:35:36 | 1:35:39 | |
In the spare room. | 1:35:39 | 1:35:41 | |
What, Mo got some blind stock of Fat Elvis? What? Yeah. | 1:35:41 | 1:35:45 | |
Oi, you, what you doing? | 1:35:45 | 1:35:47 | |
I won't be long. | 1:35:47 | 1:35:49 | |
Don't leave me sitting here in the dark. | 1:35:49 | 1:35:52 | |
Love you! | 1:35:52 | 1:35:53 | |
Hello, babe. | 1:36:04 | 1:36:06 | |
No, I'm fine. | 1:36:06 | 1:36:08 | |
Do you hate me? | 1:36:08 | 1:36:09 | |
What? SHE LAUGHS | 1:36:11 | 1:36:14 | |
Wow! That's mental! | 1:36:14 | 1:36:16 | |
Yeah, tell him if he posts any pictures | 1:36:17 | 1:36:19 | |
of me in my West Ham pants, I'll kill him. | 1:36:19 | 1:36:21 | |
Yeah. Wayne... | 1:36:23 | 1:36:25 | |
What? You kicked your car? | 1:36:27 | 1:36:30 | |
Did you proper dent it? | 1:36:30 | 1:36:32 | |
Because I want you to come... | 1:36:32 | 1:36:34 | |
Oi, oi! What's this? Speak to you later. | 1:36:34 | 1:36:36 | |
Room for a little 'un? | 1:36:36 | 1:36:38 | |
You planning your escape, Nance? | 1:36:38 | 1:36:39 | |
Cos I've heard your Wayne is well fit. | 1:36:39 | 1:36:41 | |
You know your wedding has gone viral? | 1:36:41 | 1:36:43 | |
You stopped shouting yet? You perforated my eardrum in that car. | 1:36:43 | 1:36:46 | |
You got another one, ain't you? | 1:36:46 | 1:36:48 | |
I am leaving, yeah. | 1:36:48 | 1:36:50 | |
Aw! I don't blame her. | 1:36:50 | 1:36:52 | |
Her mother gets on my nerves an' all. | 1:36:52 | 1:36:54 | |
It's not Mum, I just... | 1:36:54 | 1:36:55 | |
Aw! True love! That is well romantic. | 1:36:55 | 1:36:58 | |
Yeah, whatever. See you later. Bye. | 1:36:58 | 1:37:00 | |
Listen, you go where your heart tells you, yeah? | 1:37:00 | 1:37:02 | |
And don't you worry about your dad. | 1:37:02 | 1:37:04 | |
He'll be all right. I'll take care of him. | 1:37:04 | 1:37:06 | |
Hello. | 1:37:14 | 1:37:15 | |
What? It's Nancy. | 1:37:17 | 1:37:19 | |
Who else would it be? | 1:37:19 | 1:37:20 | |
I've been coming in here more years than I can count. | 1:38:14 | 1:38:18 | |
I've said to Mick - we're doing the place up - | 1:38:18 | 1:38:19 | |
we need to make a smokers' corner outside, | 1:38:19 | 1:38:22 | |
get some of them big heaters. And have you done it? | 1:38:22 | 1:38:24 | |
Not yet. | 1:38:24 | 1:38:26 | |
Sorry. | 1:38:33 | 1:38:34 | |
Forgive us our trespasses and all that, Mrs Branning. | 1:38:34 | 1:38:37 | |
That's about when you've hacked someone off. | 1:38:37 | 1:38:39 | |
You know. In the Bible? | 1:38:39 | 1:38:41 | |
Is it? | 1:38:41 | 1:38:42 | |
A man of my willpower needs to be tested. | 1:38:50 | 1:38:55 | |
What? | 1:38:55 | 1:38:56 | |
Yeah, it is the what, exactly. | 1:38:56 | 1:38:58 | |
A new year's resolution has to be a challenge, Mas, | 1:38:58 | 1:39:00 | |
but how can you suss out what to change | 1:39:00 | 1:39:04 | |
when you're this close to perfection? | 1:39:04 | 1:39:06 | |
HE TIPS OVER BOWL | 1:39:06 | 1:39:08 | |
Amy... | 1:39:20 | 1:39:21 | |
..why don't you go and wash your hands for me | 1:39:23 | 1:39:26 | |
in the bathroom, OK? Go on. | 1:39:26 | 1:39:27 | |
Mummy! | 1:39:45 | 1:39:46 | |
Amy! | 1:39:49 | 1:39:50 | |
Oh, Amy, I'm so sorry. | 1:39:51 | 1:39:52 | |
Did Mummy fall asleep? | 1:39:52 | 1:39:55 | |
Did I fall asleep? Oh, come here. | 1:39:55 | 1:39:57 | |
You're freezing. | 1:39:59 | 1:40:01 | |
Shall we put the heating on? Yeah? | 1:40:01 | 1:40:03 | |
Nancy! | 1:40:16 | 1:40:18 | |
Tina said you were leaving. | 1:40:18 | 1:40:20 | |
Is this seriously all they've got? This place is a joke. | 1:40:20 | 1:40:23 | |
You don't have to leave, do you? | 1:40:23 | 1:40:25 | |
Well, I am. | 1:40:25 | 1:40:27 | |
Look, Dad'll get used to it. | 1:40:27 | 1:40:29 | |
And Mum... | 1:40:29 | 1:40:31 | |
obviously, she'll kick off, but I think she'll be glad. I won't. | 1:40:31 | 1:40:34 | |
I'm too much, Johnny. | 1:40:34 | 1:40:36 | |
I just ruin everything. | 1:40:36 | 1:40:38 | |
You're such a drama queen, ain't ya? | 1:40:38 | 1:40:40 | |
Shut up! | 1:40:40 | 1:40:41 | |
Don't have to be all or nothing, does it? | 1:40:41 | 1:40:43 | |
What do you mean? | 1:40:43 | 1:40:45 | |
Just don't be so upfront about it. | 1:40:45 | 1:40:47 | |
Right look, Wayne rocks up, | 1:40:47 | 1:40:50 | |
just stay for a bit, | 1:40:50 | 1:40:52 | |
keep it private. You tell Mum and Dad | 1:40:52 | 1:40:54 | |
every little detail about your life, they're bound to have an opinion. | 1:40:54 | 1:40:57 | |
Oh, what, like you? | 1:40:57 | 1:40:58 | |
I'm sorry. | 1:41:00 | 1:41:01 | |
Yours was the first room Mum unpacked. | 1:41:03 | 1:41:05 | |
Caught her up there Boxing Day night, making your bed. | 1:41:05 | 1:41:09 | |
There was cases everywhere, | 1:41:09 | 1:41:11 | |
Shirley was kicking off | 1:41:11 | 1:41:12 | |
cos she had to share with Tina, and Mum said... | 1:41:12 | 1:41:15 | |
she said, in her head, you'd always be her little girl... | 1:41:15 | 1:41:18 | |
Whatever. | 1:41:19 | 1:41:21 | |
As long as she had breath left in her body, | 1:41:21 | 1:41:24 | |
you'd always have a home. | 1:41:24 | 1:41:26 | |
Pray... | 1:41:31 | 1:41:34 | |
be a good Muslim, find a good woman, | 1:41:34 | 1:41:38 | |
learn to cook, learn to budget, | 1:41:38 | 1:41:42 | |
learn to get out of bed, | 1:41:42 | 1:41:44 | |
learn French, wash up... | 1:41:44 | 1:41:47 | |
Yeah. | 1:41:47 | 1:41:48 | |
Yeah, French could be a challenge. | 1:41:48 | 1:41:51 | |
Alfie, I can't just decide these things, OK? | 1:41:53 | 1:41:55 | |
I've got to consider, like, protocol and paperwork, | 1:41:55 | 1:41:57 | |
and the fact I've still got my slippers on. | 1:41:57 | 1:41:59 | |
Yes, well, the sooner we get this done, the sooner you can get home | 1:41:59 | 1:42:02 | |
and put on your matching onesie. Write this down. Name. | 1:42:02 | 1:42:05 | |
Alfie Moon. Lovely. Age. | 1:42:05 | 1:42:07 | |
I dunno. 55? | 1:42:07 | 1:42:10 | |
Shut up! What you talking about? | 1:42:10 | 1:42:11 | |
Look at me! What?! | 1:42:11 | 1:42:12 | |
I dunno. 40? 35? | 1:42:12 | 1:42:15 | |
12? I don't know! | 1:42:15 | 1:42:16 | |
I do the questions, you do the answers. | 1:42:16 | 1:42:18 | |
35. Let's stick to 35. That's good. 35. | 1:42:18 | 1:42:20 | |
OK, how did I know about the empty pitch? | 1:42:20 | 1:42:22 | |
I don't know. Because I'd seen that there was an empty pitch. | 1:42:22 | 1:42:25 | |
Tam, you need to work with me here, OK, darling, all right? | 1:42:25 | 1:42:28 | |
If there's a pitch going, I'm interested. | 1:42:28 | 1:42:30 | |
You would be brilliant, sweetheart. | 1:42:30 | 1:42:33 | |
Yeah, I can just see you out there, you would be great. | 1:42:33 | 1:42:36 | |
Trust me, she cannot time-keep, she cannot add up, | 1:42:36 | 1:42:38 | |
she can't even remember if she's pregnant or not. | 1:42:38 | 1:42:40 | |
She's a bit... HE WHISTLES | 1:42:40 | 1:42:42 | |
I am impartial, Alfie. A council employee. | 1:42:42 | 1:42:43 | |
I can't be swayed by outside opinion. | 1:42:43 | 1:42:45 | |
I totally get it. Don't worry, I get it. | 1:42:45 | 1:42:47 | |
But, listen, you would be brilliant. | 1:42:47 | 1:42:48 | |
I can see you out there with Bianca, and my missus, | 1:42:48 | 1:42:51 | |
all having a right laugh, wouldn't you, eh? | 1:42:51 | 1:42:53 | |
Witches of Walford. They would eat you alive, OK? | 1:42:53 | 1:42:56 | |
Oh! Oh, you mean this pitch, on Bridge Street? | 1:42:56 | 1:43:01 | |
Know what I'm saying? HE WHISTLES | 1:43:01 | 1:43:04 | |
Yeah. Yeah. Oh. | 1:43:04 | 1:43:05 | |
OK. But this one, | 1:43:05 | 1:43:08 | |
in this particular circumstance, | 1:43:08 | 1:43:10 | |
it's about order of application, | 1:43:10 | 1:43:12 | |
and Alfie got there first. | 1:43:12 | 1:43:14 | |
Lovely, thank you. | 1:43:14 | 1:43:15 | |
But if you do actually have a genuine interest, | 1:43:15 | 1:43:18 | |
I can put your name on a waiting list. Lovely. | 1:43:18 | 1:43:20 | |
Just let me know in writing what you're going to be selling. | 1:43:20 | 1:43:22 | |
Yeah, not a problem. Thank you. Did he get the pitch? | 1:43:22 | 1:43:25 | |
Yes, I got the pitch, darling! | 1:43:25 | 1:43:27 | |
Oh, well, I've got loads of other options. Yep. | 1:43:28 | 1:43:30 | |
Ooh! What are you doing down here? | 1:43:38 | 1:43:41 | |
Looking for you. | 1:43:41 | 1:43:42 | |
Look, Nance, you know you... Merry Christmas, Mum. | 1:43:43 | 1:43:46 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 1:43:48 | 1:43:51 | |
Well... | 1:44:00 | 1:44:02 | |
Christmas was days ago. | 1:44:02 | 1:44:03 | |
If you hadn't been planning your secret wedding to that idiot, | 1:44:03 | 1:44:06 | |
you could have wrapped it... Oh, my God! | 1:44:06 | 1:44:08 | |
POLICE SIREN BLARES | 1:44:12 | 1:44:15 | |
Stop treating women like they're just there for your entertainment. | 1:44:38 | 1:44:42 | |
Find a way of getting on with your ex-wife. | 1:44:42 | 1:44:46 | |
Contact Mum and Dad more than once a year or when you want money. | 1:44:46 | 1:44:50 | |
Stop using those online sites and charging them to my card. | 1:44:50 | 1:44:54 | |
Go on hajj, AJ, find out what you actually want from life. | 1:44:54 | 1:44:57 | |
New job. | 1:45:01 | 1:45:03 | |
That's it. I want a new job and a company car. | 1:45:04 | 1:45:08 | |
Aww! | 1:45:08 | 1:45:10 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:45:12 | 1:45:15 | |
She didn't love him. | 1:45:19 | 1:45:20 | |
She knows she never loved him. | 1:45:20 | 1:45:23 | |
Just leave her. You know how Nancy likes a good sulk. | 1:45:23 | 1:45:26 | |
By this time tomorrow, she'll have forgot all about vain Wayne | 1:45:26 | 1:45:29 | |
and she'll have found herself a nice kid who earns a right few quid | 1:45:29 | 1:45:32 | |
and wants to just take us on holiday. | 1:45:32 | 1:45:34 | |
Get in there. | 1:45:38 | 1:45:40 | |
Ooh! | 1:45:40 | 1:45:42 | |
CAR GLASS SMASHES | 1:47:16 | 1:47:19 | |
Cheers, Fat Elvis. Take care, mate. I'll talk to you soon. Bye. | 1:48:30 | 1:48:33 | |
How many men does it take to change a light bulb? | 1:48:33 | 1:48:35 | |
Oh, will you give it a rest? Come on, what you got? | 1:48:35 | 1:48:38 | |
You can mind your business, girl. | 1:48:38 | 1:48:39 | |
I bet it's dog food. It's either dog food or pilchards. | 1:48:39 | 1:48:42 | |
Kat, whatever it is, sweetheart, I'm going to be selling it. | 1:48:42 | 1:48:44 | |
And I'll make sure you get your cash back, all right? | 1:48:44 | 1:48:47 | |
This is going to be like - | 1:48:47 | 1:48:48 | |
I dunno - ice cream to the Eskimos. Yeah, well, one of us wants to. | 1:48:48 | 1:48:50 | |
I said to Bianca, "Was you off your nut when you ordered this lot, | 1:48:50 | 1:48:53 | |
"or did you just have your eyes shut?" | 1:48:53 | 1:48:56 | |
She has SERIOUSLY messed up here. | 1:48:56 | 1:48:58 | |
What idiot is going to give money for that tat? | 1:48:58 | 1:49:01 | |
Right, come on. | 1:49:08 | 1:49:10 | |
What we haven't packed, | 1:49:10 | 1:49:12 | |
we can always buy when we get out there, can't we? | 1:49:12 | 1:49:14 | |
Ron. | 1:49:15 | 1:49:17 | |
You know I lied to you about Carl this morning, don't you? | 1:49:20 | 1:49:23 | |
Roxy. | 1:49:28 | 1:49:30 | |
Yeah. | 1:49:30 | 1:49:32 | |
Nothing, I'm just... | 1:49:36 | 1:49:37 | |
I'm just, I'm really pleased that you're coming with me. | 1:49:39 | 1:49:41 | |
I haven't seen him since last night. We fell out | 1:49:41 | 1:49:44 | |
and I think he's gone to Paris without me. | 1:49:44 | 1:49:47 | |
Another one bites the dust, eh? | 1:49:48 | 1:49:50 | |
Ron, look, I wasn't trying to hack you off or anything. | 1:49:57 | 1:50:01 | |
I just don't see what's wrong | 1:50:01 | 1:50:02 | |
with having a little bit of fun and... | 1:50:02 | 1:50:04 | |
I really wanted Alfie to love me. | 1:50:06 | 1:50:08 | |
Listen to me. | 1:50:08 | 1:50:11 | |
You've already got someone who loves you. | 1:50:11 | 1:50:14 | |
She is sitting in the back of that car and she is gorgeous | 1:50:14 | 1:50:17 | |
and little and she is worth giving up your life for. | 1:50:17 | 1:50:20 | |
I know. I know, you're right. | 1:50:23 | 1:50:26 | |
So, shut your fat face, then. | 1:50:26 | 1:50:28 | |
I'm not going to pay for us to sit by a private pool | 1:50:28 | 1:50:30 | |
in Cala Llonga while you start whinging. | 1:50:30 | 1:50:33 | |
ROXY LAUGHS | 1:50:33 | 1:50:35 | |
You've got it on. That's Dad's ring. | 1:50:37 | 1:50:39 | |
I thought you were going to bin it. When did you put this on? | 1:50:39 | 1:50:42 | |
Just now. | 1:50:42 | 1:50:44 | |
It's just a ring. | 1:50:44 | 1:50:45 | |
I think it suits me. | 1:50:46 | 1:50:47 | |
Send us a postcard. | 1:50:49 | 1:50:50 | |
Phil, I'll see you later. | 1:50:50 | 1:50:52 | |
Airport, please. E-mails are quicker, you know. | 1:50:55 | 1:50:57 | |
Depends when you're back, don't it? | 1:50:59 | 1:51:01 | |
I think you're going to have to put your foot down. | 1:51:07 | 1:51:09 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:51:22 | 1:51:24 | |
KIRSTY: 'Carl? Are you there?' | 1:51:37 | 1:51:39 | |
HE HANGS UP | 1:51:39 | 1:51:41 | |
All that big talk and he ain't even showed up. | 1:51:50 | 1:51:51 | |
Do you know what he's selling? I need to add it to his paperwork. | 1:51:51 | 1:51:54 | |
I've got no idea. He went to one of them blind stock auctions. | 1:51:54 | 1:51:57 | |
Probably ended up with a right load of rubbish. | 1:51:57 | 1:52:01 | |
Now, I know you hate traipsing round the shops, | 1:52:01 | 1:52:03 | |
but I really need a new pair of boots... | 1:52:03 | 1:52:05 | |
PHONE RINGS ..and Denny could do with some trainers. Who's that? | 1:52:05 | 1:52:08 | |
Ronnie. | 1:52:08 | 1:52:10 | |
What does she want? She wants me to, er, check on something. | 1:52:10 | 1:52:13 | |
Try shifting them Braeburns today. Mark 'em down if you have to. | 1:52:16 | 1:52:19 | |
And you've got a load of carrots under here. | 1:52:21 | 1:52:23 | |
Peter, are you listening to me? | 1:52:23 | 1:52:25 | |
Er, yeah, yeah, Braeburns. | 1:52:25 | 1:52:26 | |
Hey, everybody! Alfie Moon in da market! | 1:52:26 | 1:52:29 | |
It's a new year and it's a new beginning! Hello, sweetheart, | 1:52:29 | 1:52:31 | |
how does your old man let someone sexy like you out of the house? | 1:52:31 | 1:52:34 | |
Come on, what're you flogging? HE LAUGHS | 1:52:34 | 1:52:36 | |
What you flogging? | 1:52:38 | 1:52:40 | |
Listen, Kat, promise me, | 1:52:40 | 1:52:41 | |
don't get angry, cos I didn't know what I was buying, so just... | 1:52:41 | 1:52:44 | |
Careful! | 1:52:46 | 1:52:47 | |
Dresses? Yeah. | 1:52:47 | 1:52:49 | |
The same naff dresses that I am selling. | 1:52:49 | 1:52:51 | |
HE MOUTHS | 1:52:53 | 1:52:55 | |
Clever(!) | 1:52:58 | 1:53:00 | |
Nah... No, I wouldn't get a tattoo | 1:53:04 | 1:53:07 | |
of your face on my face for 500 quid. | 1:53:07 | 1:53:09 | |
Would you for a grand? No! Would you? | 1:53:09 | 1:53:11 | |
My question. You've got to think of your own. | 1:53:11 | 1:53:15 | |
Would you have sex with a serial killer for ten grand? | 1:53:15 | 1:53:17 | |
Oh, that would be a bit of a turn off, wouldn't it? | 1:53:17 | 1:53:21 | |
I've missed having you about, Auntie Tina. | 1:53:21 | 1:53:23 | |
Tina. | 1:53:23 | 1:53:25 | |
Have you missed having me about as well? | 1:53:25 | 1:53:27 | |
Yeah, yeah, 'course. | 1:53:27 | 1:53:28 | |
Liar. | 1:53:28 | 1:53:30 | |
All right, Phil? | 1:53:31 | 1:53:33 | |
Yeah. A little bird's just told me that Carl's moved on. | 1:53:33 | 1:53:37 | |
What, for good? | 1:53:37 | 1:53:39 | |
PHIL SNORTS Yeah. | 1:53:39 | 1:53:41 | |
Good start to the new year. Yeah. | 1:53:41 | 1:53:43 | |
I don't have to pick up Denny till later, | 1:53:43 | 1:53:44 | |
so we've got the whole day to ourselves. | 1:53:44 | 1:53:46 | |
SHIRLEY GUFFAWS | 1:53:46 | 1:53:48 | |
Sorry, Shirley, is your inner demon possessing you again? | 1:53:48 | 1:53:52 | |
I'm just jealous. | 1:53:52 | 1:53:53 | |
You just forget I'm here, you two go ahead and plan your romantic day. | 1:53:53 | 1:53:57 | |
Bet you're looking forward to that, aren't you, Phil? Ignore her. | 1:53:57 | 1:54:00 | |
Actually, there's been a change of plan. Something I need to do. | 1:54:00 | 1:54:03 | |
SHIRLEY LAUGHS Again? | 1:54:03 | 1:54:04 | |
But you said we had the day, so... | 1:54:04 | 1:54:07 | |
We can go another day, all right? | 1:54:07 | 1:54:08 | |
Take yourself off to the sales or something, eh? | 1:54:08 | 1:54:11 | |
So, what is it all about, then? Just a bit of business, Sharon. | 1:54:11 | 1:54:14 | |
I don't want an "ask no questions" relationship, Phil. | 1:54:14 | 1:54:16 | |
I'll only be a couple of hours. | 1:54:16 | 1:54:18 | |
Here you are. Go on, my treat. | 1:54:18 | 1:54:19 | |
I can't get anything else. I spent all that capital on this, didn't I? | 1:54:26 | 1:54:29 | |
It's hard enough shifting stock as it is, | 1:54:29 | 1:54:30 | |
without you selling the same stuff. | 1:54:30 | 1:54:32 | |
Kat, I was going to tell you last night | 1:54:32 | 1:54:34 | |
I wanted to make a success of this | 1:54:34 | 1:54:35 | |
so you didn't have to work so hard. Know what I'm saying? | 1:54:35 | 1:54:38 | |
This is typical, ain't it? | 1:54:38 | 1:54:39 | |
OF COURSE you've got the same stock as me. | 1:54:39 | 1:54:41 | |
Why would I think you having a stall would run smoothly? | 1:54:41 | 1:54:44 | |
Don't be like that. This is fate bringing us together, | 1:54:44 | 1:54:46 | |
forming a partnership, giving us a nudge in the right direction. | 1:54:46 | 1:54:49 | |
Hear me out. Think Marks and Spencer. | 1:54:49 | 1:54:51 | |
Marks on one side, Spencer on the other... | 1:54:51 | 1:54:53 | |
Oh, look, we're selling the same stuff, why don't we get together? | 1:54:53 | 1:54:56 | |
Is this the stuff you're planning on selling? | 1:54:56 | 1:54:58 | |
Yeah. No. | 1:54:58 | 1:55:00 | |
Tam, Tam, hold on mate - this is quality gear, all right? | 1:55:00 | 1:55:02 | |
Yeah. Apart from it's exactly the same as Kat's stock, | 1:55:02 | 1:55:05 | |
and I can't have two stalls selling identical stock. | 1:55:05 | 1:55:07 | |
He bought it without knowing. OK, well, it's against regulations. | 1:55:07 | 1:55:10 | |
Come on, Tam, regulations and rules, | 1:55:10 | 1:55:12 | |
rules are made to be broken, blah, blah, blah. | 1:55:12 | 1:55:14 | |
Not on my market. So you're going to have to close it down. | 1:55:14 | 1:55:16 | |
Come on, Tam. Just turn a blind eye? Just for today, yeah? | 1:55:16 | 1:55:21 | |
He can't afford to buy more stock. I don't mind. | 1:55:21 | 1:55:24 | |
It's healthy competition. I don't... | 1:55:24 | 1:55:26 | |
Tam, if I don't shift this | 1:55:26 | 1:55:27 | |
I'm going to have nothing, all right? | 1:55:27 | 1:55:29 | |
Please, come on. Eh? | 1:55:29 | 1:55:31 | |
All right, just for today. | 1:55:34 | 1:55:36 | |
Hey! You da man! Come on, give me a high-five! | 1:55:36 | 1:55:37 | |
Don't leave me hanging! It's either that or a Moon hug. | 1:55:37 | 1:55:40 | |
Come on. Up to you. | 1:55:40 | 1:55:42 | |
There you go! | 1:55:42 | 1:55:43 | |
Right, come on! Come on, you know it makes sense. | 1:55:43 | 1:55:46 | |
Come on, girls! Come and get your beautiful dresses here. | 1:55:46 | 1:55:50 | |
'Ere, Dad, would you have sex with a serial killer for ten grand? | 1:55:50 | 1:55:53 | |
Sausage! You been looking at your mother's passport photo again? | 1:55:53 | 1:55:56 | |
I told you you looked a little bit like Fred West. | 1:55:56 | 1:55:59 | |
He's been hanging out with Tina. | 1:55:59 | 1:56:00 | |
Still, I suppose she's the lesser of two evils. | 1:56:00 | 1:56:03 | |
Well, would you? | 1:56:03 | 1:56:05 | |
No, because that would mean cheating on your mother, | 1:56:05 | 1:56:07 | |
and I could never do that. Mwah! | 1:56:07 | 1:56:09 | |
Morning. | 1:56:10 | 1:56:11 | |
Is there any tea? | 1:56:11 | 1:56:13 | |
I reckon you can squeeze another one out, baby. | 1:56:13 | 1:56:16 | |
You seem very chipper today. | 1:56:16 | 1:56:19 | |
Yeah, well, I did think about getting in your face but then I thought... | 1:56:19 | 1:56:22 | |
Thought you'd try something new for a change? | 1:56:22 | 1:56:24 | |
Ha-ha - very funny(!) | 1:56:24 | 1:56:26 | |
No, I thought there'd be no point, cos you wouldn't take any notice. | 1:56:26 | 1:56:30 | |
And I don't want to push you too far | 1:56:30 | 1:56:31 | |
cos then you might write me out of your will. | 1:56:31 | 1:56:33 | |
And you know how much I'm looking forward to spending all your money. | 1:56:33 | 1:56:36 | |
Yeah, you'll be lucky, Nance. | 1:56:36 | 1:56:38 | |
I spent my last bean buying this place. | 1:56:38 | 1:56:40 | |
She knows when she's crossed the line. | 1:56:46 | 1:56:48 | |
I don't want more dramas today. | 1:56:48 | 1:56:49 | |
You liking that, eh? It's a bargain. | 1:56:51 | 1:56:53 | |
Let me tell you something, sweetheart, | 1:56:53 | 1:56:54 | |
this dress is exactly the same worn by Kate Middleton | 1:56:54 | 1:56:57 | |
when she came out of hospital with baby George. | 1:56:57 | 1:56:59 | |
It was in the papers, all the pictures. | 1:56:59 | 1:57:02 | |
So what's the difference between this one | 1:57:02 | 1:57:04 | |
and the one Kat's selling, then? | 1:57:04 | 1:57:05 | |
Oh. No difference, actually, it's all about EU regulations. | 1:57:05 | 1:57:10 | |
See, this lot were made one side of the Great Wall of China, | 1:57:10 | 1:57:12 | |
that lot on the other. That's why they've got to be on different stalls. | 1:57:12 | 1:57:15 | |
You were born to do this! You were born to wear one of these. | 1:57:15 | 1:57:18 | |
Seriously, you walk into any party, | 1:57:18 | 1:57:19 | |
you'll have blokes falling all over you. | 1:57:19 | 1:57:22 | |
"Oh, look at the dress! Look at the dress!" | 1:57:22 | 1:57:24 | |
Got no money. And if I had, I'd buy off Kat, anyway. | 1:57:24 | 1:57:26 | |
Why? I'm not being funny, but I'd rather buy off someone | 1:57:26 | 1:57:29 | |
who knows what it's like to wear a dress. | 1:57:29 | 1:57:31 | |
Oh, is that right? Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. | 1:57:31 | 1:57:34 | |
Well, let me tell you something, you're thinking, | 1:57:34 | 1:57:36 | |
"A man in a dress, that ain't going to work," | 1:57:36 | 1:57:38 | |
but I'm Alfie Moon and I will look good in a dress. | 1:57:38 | 1:57:40 | |
Any man will look good in this dress. Look at that, | 1:57:40 | 1:57:42 | |
I'm not even breathing in. See, it shapes me, it shapes me. | 1:57:42 | 1:57:45 | |
Look, look, look! Look how shapely I look now. | 1:57:45 | 1:57:47 | |
Beautiful, see? Just holds everything in. | 1:57:47 | 1:57:50 | |
Yeah. OK. Anyway... | 1:57:50 | 1:57:52 | |
Seriously, I look... | 1:57:52 | 1:57:54 | |
Oi! You can't flog 'em for 25 when we've got 'em up for 30. | 1:57:54 | 1:57:57 | |
Healthy competition, you said. | 1:57:57 | 1:57:59 | |
I didn't mean undercut my prices! | 1:57:59 | 1:58:00 | |
Legitimate salesmanship, Kat. You wouldn't know legitimate | 1:58:00 | 1:58:03 | |
if it knocked you over on a zebra crossing! | 1:58:03 | 1:58:05 | |
Get 'em marked up. You're going to put me out of business. | 1:58:05 | 1:58:07 | |
All's fair in love and market stalls, my darling. | 1:58:07 | 1:58:09 | |
Oh, is that right? That's right. Two can play at that game. | 1:58:09 | 1:58:12 | |
Bet you want me now, eh, girl? | 1:58:12 | 1:58:13 | |
You wait until I put the high heels on! | 1:58:13 | 1:58:15 | |
You skiving? | 1:58:19 | 1:58:20 | |
No, I'm, er, changing the barrels. | 1:58:20 | 1:58:22 | |
"Heroes Fight Injustice?" | 1:58:24 | 1:58:26 | |
They want to get down here. Not a lot of justice going on. | 1:58:26 | 1:58:30 | |
You miss Wayne? | 1:58:32 | 1:58:33 | |
What do you think? | 1:58:33 | 1:58:35 | |
I'm supposed to have a ring on my finger. | 1:58:35 | 1:58:37 | |
We was going to go Tenerife for our honeymoon. | 1:58:37 | 1:58:39 | |
I could've been on a jet ski somewhere by now. | 1:58:39 | 1:58:42 | |
I'm surprised you're still here. Thought you might've run off. | 1:58:42 | 1:58:44 | |
What's the point? They'd only come and march me back. | 1:58:44 | 1:58:47 | |
I'm glad you're here. Whatever. | 1:58:47 | 1:58:49 | |
Don't leave that lying around. | 1:58:51 | 1:58:52 | |
Mum might get ideas and put that Wonder Woman costume on again. | 1:58:52 | 1:58:55 | |
Ugh! Ugh! | 1:58:55 | 1:58:57 | |
Change the barrel, then. Yep. | 1:59:00 | 1:59:01 | |
Do you think they'll ever stop trying to control our lives? | 1:59:07 | 1:59:10 | |
They don't. | 1:59:10 | 1:59:14 | |
You've just spent the last two years lying to them! | 1:59:14 | 1:59:16 | |
Why would you do that if they weren't trying to control you? | 1:59:16 | 1:59:19 | |
It's not lying. | 1:59:20 | 1:59:22 | |
I don't know how you do it, man. | 1:59:25 | 1:59:26 | |
I get on with Mum and Dad, I like living with them. | 1:59:26 | 1:59:29 | |
I like my life. | 1:59:29 | 1:59:30 | |
You're still lying. | 1:59:30 | 1:59:32 | |
What, cos I'm not all rebellious? | 1:59:32 | 1:59:35 | |
You know what, you're just the same. | 1:59:35 | 1:59:36 | |
I am DEFINITELY not. | 1:59:36 | 1:59:38 | |
If you really wanted to be with Wayne, you wouldn't be here. | 1:59:38 | 1:59:41 | |
You're not fooling anyone, Nance. | 1:59:41 | 1:59:42 | |
You don't have a problem with me liking women, do you? | 1:59:50 | 1:59:53 | |
No. Why should I? | 1:59:53 | 1:59:55 | |
I don't know. You never talk about it. | 1:59:55 | 1:59:58 | |
Well, when do we ever talk about my sex life? | 1:59:58 | 2:00:00 | |
Ugh! | 2:00:00 | 2:00:02 | |
You know, we should go into town and split up a couple. | 2:00:07 | 2:00:11 | |
THEY LAUGH | 2:00:11 | 2:00:13 | |
Yeah, but I don't reckon I'd be attracted to the sort of birds | 2:00:13 | 2:00:16 | |
who'd go out with the sort of blokes you'd fancy. | 2:00:16 | 2:00:18 | |
What? | 2:00:20 | 2:00:21 | |
Yeah, you know, like you and Kevin, and you and Phil... | 2:00:21 | 2:00:24 | |
They go for...women like you. | 2:00:25 | 2:00:27 | |
Honestly, Shirl, you ain't my type. | 2:00:29 | 2:00:31 | |
Would you rather kiss me or Mickey's Linda? | 2:00:35 | 2:00:39 | |
Ugh, Shirl! That's disgusting! | 2:00:39 | 2:00:44 | |
So what, we're just back to sneaking around again, eh? | 2:00:44 | 2:00:46 | |
Back to square one. | 2:00:46 | 2:00:48 | |
You have no idea how much I want to kiss you. | 2:00:48 | 2:00:51 | |
Not as much as I want to kiss you. | 2:00:51 | 2:00:52 | |
You know what the best thing is about my dad owning the restaurant? | 2:00:54 | 2:00:57 | |
I've always got an empty house at lunchtime. | 2:00:57 | 2:01:00 | |
Oh. Well, my lunch might be from 12 till 1, maybe? | 2:01:00 | 2:01:04 | |
12 till 1, sounds good. | 2:01:04 | 2:01:06 | |
See you later, maybe? See you later. | 2:01:06 | 2:01:09 | |
So have you spoken to Peter about Cindy? | 2:01:09 | 2:01:11 | |
I haven't had time. | 2:01:11 | 2:01:12 | |
Well, make time. He's still angry and she's going to be back soon. | 2:01:12 | 2:01:15 | |
He'll have forgotten all about it by then. Oh, really?! | 2:01:15 | 2:01:18 | |
Sticking your head in the sand, that works for you, does it? | 2:01:18 | 2:01:20 | |
I've got a lot on my plate. You're not the only one. | 2:01:20 | 2:01:23 | |
I've got a lot on here and I've got to rush back to the B | 2:01:23 | 2:01:25 | |
All right, yeah? All right. | 2:01:25 | 2:01:27 | |
Listen, you heard about Carl? | 2:01:27 | 2:01:29 | |
What about him? That's it. He's gone. | 2:01:30 | 2:01:32 | |
Where? I dunno. But according to Phil, that's it, | 2:01:32 | 2:01:35 | |
we ain't going to see him again. Really? | 2:01:35 | 2:01:37 | |
I doubt that very much. Enjoy the coffee. | 2:01:37 | 2:01:40 | |
Don't exactly look on the bright side of life, does he? | 2:01:40 | 2:01:42 | |
Pack of the usual, please. | 2:01:42 | 2:01:43 | |
You going to join me, or...? | 2:01:46 | 2:01:47 | |
All right, keep your beard on. | 2:01:47 | 2:01:49 | |
PHONE RINGS | 2:01:49 | 2:01:52 | |
Hello? | 2:01:52 | 2:01:53 | |
Oh, hello, Grandma Elaine! | 2:01:53 | 2:01:56 | |
Yeah. | 2:01:58 | 2:02:00 | |
Johnny? | 2:02:00 | 2:02:02 | |
Be a love. | 2:02:02 | 2:02:03 | |
I like this one. Hmm! | 2:02:09 | 2:02:10 | |
Nancy said anything to you about Wayne? No. | 2:02:13 | 2:02:16 | |
If you knew she was planning something... | 2:02:16 | 2:02:18 | |
I'd tell you. | 2:02:18 | 2:02:20 | |
She talks to you, she tells you stuff. | 2:02:20 | 2:02:22 | |
I don't think she loved him. | 2:02:24 | 2:02:25 | |
She was marrying him. | 2:02:25 | 2:02:27 | |
And she slept the night here. | 2:02:27 | 2:02:29 | |
Last time I looked, there weren't bars at the window. | 2:02:29 | 2:02:31 | |
Maybe she didn't want to upset you and Dad. | 2:02:31 | 2:02:34 | |
Yeah, maybe. | 2:02:34 | 2:02:35 | |
Thank goodness I've got one uncomplicated child. | 2:02:37 | 2:02:41 | |
Ohh! | 2:02:41 | 2:02:43 | |
SHE LAUGHS Come on, sausage! | 2:02:43 | 2:02:47 | |
It's...show time! | 2:02:47 | 2:02:49 | |
La-la! | 2:02:49 | 2:02:51 | |
You just going to bleedin' stand there? | 2:02:53 | 2:02:55 | |
Just do your business, will you? | 2:02:55 | 2:02:57 | |
Is that what you stood up Sharon for, then? | 2:03:03 | 2:03:05 | |
What? Helping Carl move? | 2:03:05 | 2:03:07 | |
What's it got to do with you? | 2:03:07 | 2:03:08 | |
Oh, you know me, Phil. I can't take my eyes away from you(!) | 2:03:08 | 2:03:11 | |
Do you want something? | 2:03:13 | 2:03:15 | |
Well, have either of you seen Carl? Carl? | 2:03:15 | 2:03:18 | |
No. | 2:03:19 | 2:03:21 | |
But I'm betting you have. | 2:03:28 | 2:03:29 | |
He's gone. | 2:03:29 | 2:03:31 | |
Disappeared with 20 grand of my cash. You going after him? | 2:03:31 | 2:03:34 | |
No. No need to. Ronnie's already dealt with him. | 2:03:34 | 2:03:36 | |
Ronnie? | 2:03:36 | 2:03:38 | |
Well, someone needed to. | 2:03:38 | 2:03:39 | |
Shall I give you a hand? | 2:03:42 | 2:03:43 | |
Ooh! LINDA GIGGLES | 2:03:48 | 2:03:50 | |
Sorry, didn't I say two beers? He's younger than me! | 2:03:50 | 2:03:53 | |
Yeah, and he's got ID. I'm not arguing about it, it's the law. | 2:03:53 | 2:03:56 | |
I'm 21, darling. You look 15. | 2:03:56 | 2:03:58 | |
Ooh, that's a bit harsh... No, I don't look 15! | 2:03:58 | 2:04:01 | |
You look under 25. I've gotta ask and you've gotta prove it. | 2:04:01 | 2:04:03 | |
I ain't got nothing on me. That is not my problem. | 2:04:03 | 2:04:06 | |
If you haven't got ID, I can't serve you. | 2:04:06 | 2:04:07 | |
Jay, talk to her, tell her how old I am. | 2:04:07 | 2:04:09 | |
Yeah, he's 15. | 2:04:09 | 2:04:11 | |
If you want a pint, then you show me some ID. | 2:04:11 | 2:04:14 | |
Until then, you can have a soft drink. | 2:04:14 | 2:04:16 | |
Right there, that's what's wrong with this country. | 2:04:16 | 2:04:18 | |
Getting treated like a criminal cos I want a drink. | 2:04:18 | 2:04:20 | |
Ice and lemon with your JUICE? | 2:04:20 | 2:04:22 | |
Hello, ladies, look at this, top fashion, bottom prices. | 2:04:24 | 2:04:27 | |
Just 20 quid a throw. | 2:04:27 | 2:04:29 | |
You can't get 'em cheaper anywhere else in London! | 2:04:29 | 2:04:31 | |
Girls, girls, girls! Come and see the latest fashion. | 2:04:31 | 2:04:34 | |
All the rage in Shoreditch, these are. | 2:04:34 | 2:04:36 | |
Oh, these are so lovely. | 2:04:36 | 2:04:39 | |
I have to have one. How much are they? | 2:04:39 | 2:04:40 | |
Sir, for you they are ?25. | 2:04:40 | 2:04:43 | |
?25? Oh, that is SO reasonable! I'll take two. | 2:04:43 | 2:04:46 | |
My girlfriend's going to be so pleased with me. | 2:04:46 | 2:04:49 | |
Don't listen to him. He ain't even got a girlfriend! | 2:04:49 | 2:04:51 | |
Come on, ladies, look, 20 quid! They're just 20 quid! | 2:04:51 | 2:04:55 | |
Here, two for the fashion forward gent. | 2:04:55 | 2:04:57 | |
Fashion forward? Billy Mitchell? | 2:04:57 | 2:04:59 | |
Do me a favour! Look at what he's wearing! | 2:04:59 | 2:05:01 | |
Come on, ladies, over here for some real bargains. | 2:05:01 | 2:05:04 | |
Kat! | 2:05:06 | 2:05:07 | |
What are you doing? | 2:05:07 | 2:05:08 | |
I'm supposed to shift this lot by the end of the day. | 2:05:08 | 2:05:10 | |
What do you want me to do, stand about and watch you clear up? | 2:05:10 | 2:05:13 | |
Bad enough that I've had to mark these down to 20. | 2:05:13 | 2:05:15 | |
Not exactly making any money on 'em, am I? So what do you want me to do, eh? | 2:05:15 | 2:05:18 | |
I don't know, Alfie. but we've got another mouth to feed soon, | 2:05:18 | 2:05:21 | |
and if we carry on like this, we'll be eating the dresses. | 2:05:21 | 2:05:24 | |
I'm not doing that no more. | 2:05:26 | 2:05:28 | |
I ain't no dog walker. | 2:05:28 | 2:05:29 | |
You ain't no barmaid either, but it don't stop you taking wages. | 2:05:29 | 2:05:32 | |
What are you talking about? I give them what they want. | 2:05:32 | 2:05:35 | |
You clump around like a hung-over bricklayer. | 2:05:35 | 2:05:37 | |
You're supposed to be welcoming, | 2:05:37 | 2:05:39 | |
make small talk, take their mind off their troubles. | 2:05:39 | 2:05:42 | |
What do I care about their troubles? I've got enough of me own. | 2:05:42 | 2:05:45 | |
People are asking for food again. | 2:05:45 | 2:05:47 | |
Well, explain we've not got the kitchen up and running yet. | 2:05:47 | 2:05:49 | |
I have, but they ain't happy. You expect food in a pub. | 2:05:49 | 2:05:52 | |
You expect barmaids that make an effort with their appearances an' all. | 2:05:52 | 2:05:55 | |
Used to have good food in this pub. | 2:05:55 | 2:05:56 | |
My mate Jean used to run the kitchen. | 2:05:56 | 2:05:58 | |
People used to come from all over for her food. | 2:05:58 | 2:06:00 | |
Thank you, Shirley, that's really useful. | 2:06:00 | 2:06:01 | |
Well, a pub with no food?! | 2:06:01 | 2:06:04 | |
This is my sister, Nancy. | 2:06:10 | 2:06:12 | |
Hi. You all right? | 2:06:12 | 2:06:13 | |
Nice to meet you. | 2:06:13 | 2:06:15 | |
Johnny was just telling me all about your wedding. | 2:06:15 | 2:06:17 | |
Oh, the one I was kidnapped from? | 2:06:17 | 2:06:19 | |
Did he tell you about the SS coming in and dragging me off? | 2:06:19 | 2:06:23 | |
Mum and Dad think you're up to something. | 2:06:23 | 2:06:25 | |
Like what? I dunno. Are you? | 2:06:25 | 2:06:27 | |
Might be. Oh, look, customer. Your turn. | 2:06:27 | 2:06:30 | |
He proper hates it when me and my mum and dad kick off. | 2:06:33 | 2:06:36 | |
I keep telling him he should get a job at the UN. | 2:06:36 | 2:06:38 | |
Yeah, he's sensitive, isn't he? What? Like that, is it? | 2:06:38 | 2:06:41 | |
Well, he ain't got a girlfriend, has he? | 2:06:41 | 2:06:43 | |
Not unless you count my mum. | 2:06:43 | 2:06:44 | |
There's another one who's going to fall for you | 2:06:46 | 2:06:49 | |
and then wonder what's wrong with her when you don't ask her out. | 2:06:49 | 2:06:52 | |
I like Whitney. | 2:06:52 | 2:06:53 | |
I know you do. I've seen you dancing to all her hits in your bedroom | 2:06:53 | 2:06:56 | |
when you think no-one's looking. Ha-ha(!) | 2:06:56 | 2:06:59 | |
Who's putting a smile on her face? | 2:07:10 | 2:07:12 | |
Give her the benefit of the doubt. | 2:07:12 | 2:07:13 | |
Another complaint about having no food. | 2:07:39 | 2:07:41 | |
Tell them service will be back to normal soon. | 2:07:41 | 2:07:43 | |
I can tell them, but I don't know if they'll be coming back. | 2:07:43 | 2:07:46 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 2:07:48 | 2:07:50 | |
Er... | 2:07:58 | 2:08:00 | |
Oh...just moving it, darling. | 2:08:00 | 2:08:01 | |
Leave it there and it might get spilt on. | 2:08:01 | 2:08:04 | |
Are you for real? You are unbelievable! | 2:08:04 | 2:08:06 | |
Er, we got a problem here? She was checking my phone! | 2:08:06 | 2:08:08 | |
Bit low, innit, Linda? I was just moving it. | 2:08:08 | 2:08:10 | |
Do you know what, check all my texts, check who I've been calling. | 2:08:10 | 2:08:14 | |
Then maybe you could get me, like, a tag for my ankle | 2:08:14 | 2:08:17 | |
so an alarm goes off if I try and leave the pub! | 2:08:17 | 2:08:20 | |
Telling you now, she's trouble. No, she's not, bruv. | 2:08:24 | 2:08:27 | |
She just talks too much. | 2:08:27 | 2:08:28 | |
Denise, you don't need to remind me, OK? I'm on top of it. | 2:08:31 | 2:08:34 | |
Erm, remind me of the conversation we had at Christmas, will ya? | 2:08:34 | 2:08:37 | |
Which one? The one about you keeping your son away from Lola. | 2:08:37 | 2:08:41 | |
What about it? Oh, so, you remember? And you remember what I said? | 2:08:41 | 2:08:44 | |
Cos I've just seen them going into your place, | 2:08:44 | 2:08:46 | |
eating each other's faces. | 2:08:46 | 2:08:47 | |
I swear, I didn't know anything about it. I swear to you! | 2:08:47 | 2:08:49 | |
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt cos I'm in a good mood, | 2:08:49 | 2:08:52 | |
but they'd better not be anywhere near each other by tomorrow, | 2:08:52 | 2:08:55 | |
cos my good mood won't last. Do you understand me? | 2:08:55 | 2:08:57 | |
I'll make sure. | 2:08:57 | 2:08:58 | |
Phil! | 2:08:58 | 2:08:59 | |
Did you leave anything in the shops? | 2:09:03 | 2:09:06 | |
I got some right old bargains, and not just for me. | 2:09:06 | 2:09:08 | |
Got you a little pressie an' all. | 2:09:08 | 2:09:10 | |
Why don't we go home and you can give it me? | 2:09:10 | 2:09:12 | |
Oh, why don't we? | 2:09:12 | 2:09:14 | |
Eh? THEY GIGGLE | 2:09:14 | 2:09:16 | |
Ain't you got lovely skin? | 2:09:16 | 2:09:18 | |
Oh, thank you. | 2:09:18 | 2:09:20 | |
Sometimes I wish I was black. | 2:09:20 | 2:09:22 | |
Do you ever wish you was white? | 2:09:22 | 2:09:24 | |
No. | 2:09:24 | 2:09:25 | |
Right, question. Would you sleep with a serial killer for ten grand? | 2:09:25 | 2:09:30 | |
Are you trying to be funny? | 2:09:30 | 2:09:31 | |
No, it's a question. | 2:09:31 | 2:09:32 | |
You work here every day? | 2:09:38 | 2:09:39 | |
Yeah, pretty much, until I go back to uni. | 2:09:39 | 2:09:41 | |
What you studying? | 2:09:41 | 2:09:43 | |
Law. Law? | 2:09:43 | 2:09:45 | |
Yeah. Ooh, you want to be a solicitor? | 2:09:45 | 2:09:47 | |
That's the idea. | 2:09:47 | 2:09:49 | |
Well, maybe when you're not working or studying we could do something. | 2:09:49 | 2:09:53 | |
Like what? | 2:09:53 | 2:09:54 | |
Go out, to a club or something. | 2:09:54 | 2:09:56 | |
Yeah, yeah, OK. I'll book a night off. Maybe Nancy can come too. | 2:09:56 | 2:10:00 | |
OK. See you later. Bye. | 2:10:01 | 2:10:04 | |
We're just friends. | 2:10:08 | 2:10:10 | |
It's all right, sausage. | 2:10:10 | 2:10:11 | |
It'd be nice to see you with someone. | 2:10:11 | 2:10:13 | |
I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend. | 2:10:13 | 2:10:15 | |
What was Nancy kicking off about earlier? | 2:10:15 | 2:10:18 | |
Oh, just Nancy being Nancy. | 2:10:18 | 2:10:20 | |
Do me a favour. Can you ask her how things are with Wayne? | 2:10:20 | 2:10:23 | |
Your dad's worried she's plotting something with him and... | 2:10:23 | 2:10:26 | |
She knows how you and Dad feel about Wayne. | 2:10:26 | 2:10:28 | |
She ain't stupid enough to contact him. | 2:10:28 | 2:10:30 | |
I'm just saying I'm not going to text you for a while. | 2:10:35 | 2:10:38 | |
Mum tried going through my phone. | 2:10:40 | 2:10:42 | |
No, Wayne, don't you dare turn up here again! | 2:10:45 | 2:10:48 | |
Because my dad will kill us both, that is why. | 2:10:49 | 2:10:52 | |
Please, will you just let me sort it? | 2:10:53 | 2:10:56 | |
Alfie, boy! Got my money, then? | 2:10:57 | 2:10:59 | |
Er, yeah, yeah. | 2:10:59 | 2:11:00 | |
Nah, nah, nah, you said a score, Alf. | 2:11:03 | 2:11:05 | |
You're paying him?! | 2:11:05 | 2:11:07 | |
Listen, can we sort this out later? | 2:11:07 | 2:11:09 | |
I'll give you a bell later. Yeah. | 2:11:09 | 2:11:10 | |
"Don't worry about the future," you say, "I've got it covered." | 2:11:10 | 2:11:14 | |
You haven't even got your market rent covered! | 2:11:14 | 2:11:16 | |
You think I don't know that? I'm trying my best here, sweetheart. | 2:11:16 | 2:11:19 | |
Now, I'm lumbered with this lot. | 2:11:19 | 2:11:20 | |
If I don't get rid, then I'm not going to buy any more stock, am I? | 2:11:20 | 2:11:23 | |
Tell you what, why don't you leave the market to me, and you get a job? | 2:11:23 | 2:11:26 | |
We haven't got time for you to play at this, Alfie, all right? | 2:11:26 | 2:11:29 | |
We've already taken two steps back, moving in with Nan. | 2:11:29 | 2:11:31 | |
You need to man up! | 2:11:31 | 2:11:33 | |
Whoa, whoa, what you doing? Going home! | 2:11:33 | 2:11:35 | |
What about your stall? | 2:11:35 | 2:11:36 | |
You want to sell dresses? Sell mine as well! | 2:11:36 | 2:11:39 | |
LOLA GIGGLES | 2:11:45 | 2:11:48 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 2:11:48 | 2:11:50 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 2:11:53 | 2:11:55 | |
You've GOT to be kidding me! | 2:11:55 | 2:11:57 | |
Dad... | 2:11:57 | 2:11:59 | |
Peter, you told me you'd split up with her! | 2:11:59 | 2:12:01 | |
Yeah, I did, but... Look, Ian, we're together, all right? | 2:12:01 | 2:12:03 | |
I'm talking to my son! Don't talk to her like that. | 2:12:03 | 2:12:06 | |
What does she want, another kid to get up the council waiting list? | 2:12:06 | 2:12:08 | |
Who the hell do you think you are? | 2:12:08 | 2:12:10 | |
Peter, I don't want you anywhere near her! | 2:12:10 | 2:12:12 | |
I'm 20 years old. I don't need your permission to do anything. | 2:12:12 | 2:12:16 | |
I want to be with Lola. | 2:12:16 | 2:12:17 | |
So I'm going to be with Lola! | 2:12:17 | 2:12:20 | |
Not under my roof, you're not! | 2:12:20 | 2:12:21 | |
Fine, I'll move out! | 2:12:21 | 2:12:23 | |
Let's go. | 2:12:23 | 2:12:24 | |
Peter! | 2:12:28 | 2:12:29 | |
You can't be with her, OK? Phil'd kill me! | 2:12:30 | 2:12:33 | |
Dad, you're pathetic. | 2:12:33 | 2:12:35 | |
SHARON: Phil, can you bring the matches? | 2:12:43 | 2:12:46 | |
I've put some candles round the bath. | 2:12:46 | 2:12:48 | |
Phil! | 2:13:05 | 2:13:07 | |
Heads. Aw, best of three. | 2:13:13 | 2:13:15 | |
Nope, he wins. You collect the glasses. | 2:13:15 | 2:13:18 | |
It's a little bit awkward, Mick. It's my daughter, Lauren. | 2:13:18 | 2:13:22 | |
She's got a drink problem. | 2:13:22 | 2:13:24 | |
She's had counselling, and... | 2:13:24 | 2:13:26 | |
just, Alfie knew what was going on, and if she has a slip up, you know. | 2:13:26 | 2:13:29 | |
If she has a wobble, we won't serve her. | 2:13:29 | 2:13:32 | |
Don't worry, all right? We run a family pub here. | 2:13:32 | 2:13:35 | |
Appreciate it. See you later. | 2:13:35 | 2:13:37 | |
Ta, mate. | 2:13:37 | 2:13:39 | |
Was just telling me his daughter's got a drink problem. | 2:13:40 | 2:13:44 | |
I reassured him we won't serve her. No, no. | 2:13:44 | 2:13:48 | |
Puts things into perspective. | 2:13:48 | 2:13:49 | |
Just, er... | 2:13:49 | 2:13:51 | |
just lay off Nancy a bit. | 2:13:51 | 2:13:52 | |
She's a good girl. | 2:13:52 | 2:13:54 | |
I'm on top of it, OK? | 2:13:54 | 2:13:57 | |
Right, we'd best get going. Don't want Phil on our case. | 2:13:57 | 2:14:00 | |
You done with your bit of juice? | 2:14:00 | 2:14:01 | |
Oh, shut up, Jay, man! | 2:14:01 | 2:14:04 | |
What are you looking at? | 2:14:04 | 2:14:05 | |
You want serving, you bring in some ID. | 2:14:05 | 2:14:07 | |
Does it make you feel like you're important or something, cos you can pick on people? | 2:14:07 | 2:14:11 | |
Aww, princess! Does he feel bossed around? Bless him! | 2:14:11 | 2:14:14 | |
Let's just go. | 2:14:14 | 2:14:15 | |
Whoa! | 2:14:15 | 2:14:17 | |
What?! Nancy! | 2:14:17 | 2:14:19 | |
Swear down, touch me again and I'll rip your bits off! | 2:14:19 | 2:14:22 | |
Nancy! He groped me! | 2:14:22 | 2:14:24 | |
You touched my daughter? I never! I swear, I fell over! | 2:14:24 | 2:14:27 | |
You never assault the customers! | 2:14:27 | 2:14:29 | |
He assaulted me! | 2:14:29 | 2:14:30 | |
Upstairs, now! Of course you believe him! | 2:14:30 | 2:14:32 | |
I'm just your daughter! | 2:14:32 | 2:14:33 | |
You're on top of it, are you? | 2:14:33 | 2:14:35 | |
See her, she's lucky she's a girl, you know. | 2:14:37 | 2:14:39 | |
Let me look. Let me look. | 2:14:39 | 2:14:40 | |
No, man, get off me. Is it bleeding? | 2:14:40 | 2:14:42 | |
You've just combined stock. | 2:14:43 | 2:14:44 | |
That allowed in the regulations, is it? | 2:14:44 | 2:14:46 | |
Hello, sweetheart, can I interest you in this beautiful...? | 2:14:46 | 2:14:49 | |
I gave you that stall as a favour. | 2:14:49 | 2:14:51 | |
Yes, Tam, I didn't know it was going to be the same stock. | 2:14:51 | 2:14:54 | |
Listen, I promise I'll sort it. Hello, sweetheart. | 2:14:54 | 2:14:56 | |
I'm doing what I can here. | 2:14:56 | 2:14:58 | |
Lads, maybe for the ladies at home, might like it, eh? Interested? | 2:14:58 | 2:15:01 | |
All right, Alf? You got my money, then? | 2:15:03 | 2:15:05 | |
Yeah, yeah. Billy, you couldn't do us a favour, could you? | 2:15:05 | 2:15:08 | |
What? I'm going to grab a quick half hour in the Vic. | 2:15:08 | 2:15:10 | |
You couldn't hold the fort? | 2:15:10 | 2:15:11 | |
I promise I'll make it worth your while. | 2:15:11 | 2:15:13 | |
Alfie, I'm an Executive Director of Operations. | 2:15:13 | 2:15:15 | |
What do I know about flogging dresses? | 2:15:15 | 2:15:17 | |
Well, what do I know? I don't know anything. | 2:15:17 | 2:15:19 | |
But I'll tell you something, | 2:15:19 | 2:15:20 | |
the birds have been hanging around all morning, | 2:15:20 | 2:15:22 | |
cos they love a geezer who sells dresses. | 2:15:22 | 2:15:24 | |
Really? Yeah, I promise you. | 2:15:24 | 2:15:26 | |
Get a hold of that, proper babe magnet. Won't be long. | 2:15:26 | 2:15:28 | |
Only a half-hour, though, eh, Alf? | 2:15:28 | 2:15:30 | |
All right, girls? | 2:15:33 | 2:15:35 | |
Fancy coming in here and inspecting my goods? | 2:15:35 | 2:15:37 | |
No? | 2:15:39 | 2:15:41 | |
Fair enough. | 2:15:41 | 2:15:43 | |
LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS | 2:15:43 | 2:15:45 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 2:16:08 | 2:16:11 | |
Ow! | 2:16:11 | 2:16:12 | |
SHE CRIES OUT | 2:16:15 | 2:16:17 | |
You never hit the customers! | 2:16:17 | 2:16:18 | |
What, so they can just put their hands all over me | 2:16:18 | 2:16:20 | |
and I'm just supposed to stand there and take it?! | 2:16:20 | 2:16:22 | |
You might like being groped by them, but I don't! | 2:16:22 | 2:16:24 | |
Oi, oi, oi, listen, that's enough! | 2:16:24 | 2:16:26 | |
You don't talk to your mother like that! | 2:16:26 | 2:16:28 | |
Why do you think I'm lying? You think I just hit people for the thrill of it? | 2:16:28 | 2:16:31 | |
He touched my bum! Well, it's not the first time, is it? | 2:16:31 | 2:16:33 | |
We have been here before, with you throwing punches in Watford! | 2:16:33 | 2:16:36 | |
What, so I can't defend myself? Is that it? | 2:16:36 | 2:16:38 | |
There's NEVER an excuse to hit a customer. | 2:16:38 | 2:16:41 | |
Right, why I don't I just stand there and let them cop a feel?! | 2:16:41 | 2:16:43 | |
If anybody ever touched me, they'd end up in traction. | 2:16:43 | 2:16:45 | |
Oh, not now, Shirley! No, no, no, stay! | 2:16:45 | 2:16:47 | |
Stay, and see how they treat me! | 2:16:47 | 2:16:49 | |
Have you any idea how much this upsets your dad? | 2:16:49 | 2:16:51 | |
You don't care about me, do you? | 2:16:51 | 2:16:53 | |
You never take me seriously because you don't care! | 2:16:53 | 2:16:55 | |
If we didn't care, we'd have let you marry the geezer. | 2:16:55 | 2:16:58 | |
How dare you say we don't care! We've given you everything! | 2:16:58 | 2:17:01 | |
No, you give HIM everything! | 2:17:01 | 2:17:02 | |
Golden sausage boy Johnny who never does anything wrong! | 2:17:02 | 2:17:05 | |
Don't drag me into this. | 2:17:05 | 2:17:06 | |
It's been Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, since the day he was born! | 2:17:06 | 2:17:09 | |
Because all you ever do is test my patience! | 2:17:09 | 2:17:11 | |
You've always been the same, having to be different, | 2:17:11 | 2:17:14 | |
never liking anything I try and get you interested in. | 2:17:14 | 2:17:16 | |
It's like you do everything you can to try and upset and humiliate me! | 2:17:16 | 2:17:20 | |
I don't! You only went with Wayne to upset us. You don't love him! | 2:17:20 | 2:17:25 | |
I know how your mind works - you're always kicking out, | 2:17:25 | 2:17:28 | |
looking for attention. | 2:17:28 | 2:17:29 | |
You think you're clever, but I can read you like a book! | 2:17:29 | 2:17:31 | |
You don't know me! I know you inside out. | 2:17:31 | 2:17:33 | |
I know all my children! | 2:17:33 | 2:17:34 | |
Oh, yeah? You don't even know Johnny's gay! | 2:17:34 | 2:17:36 | |
That is a disgusting thing to say! | 2:17:48 | 2:17:50 | |
I'm not gay, I'm not. | 2:17:50 | 2:17:53 | |
Of course you're not, sausage. And you think you know him! | 2:17:53 | 2:17:55 | |
You're just trying to turn this away from you! | 2:17:55 | 2:17:57 | |
First we get deceit, and now lies. Tell them you're lying, Nance. | 2:17:57 | 2:18:01 | |
TELL THEM! | 2:18:06 | 2:18:08 | |
I... | 2:18:09 | 2:18:10 | |
It's not true. He's not gay. | 2:18:15 | 2:18:17 | |
Of course he's not! OK, right. This stops now. | 2:18:19 | 2:18:23 | |
OK? We've a bar full of customers down there. | 2:18:23 | 2:18:27 | |
Oh, yeah, worry about your precious pub. | 2:18:27 | 2:18:29 | |
Don't worry about my feelings. | 2:18:29 | 2:18:31 | |
What about Johnny's feelings? | 2:18:31 | 2:18:32 | |
I'm sorry. I was trying to hurt you. | 2:18:35 | 2:18:38 | |
I was just being stupid. | 2:18:38 | 2:18:40 | |
You... you need to watch your mouth, girl. | 2:18:40 | 2:18:42 | |
Come here. | 2:18:50 | 2:18:53 | |
It's OK. | 2:18:53 | 2:18:55 | |
We all say things in the heat of the moment. | 2:18:55 | 2:18:58 | |
Ooh! | 2:19:09 | 2:19:11 | |
PHONE RINGS | 2:19:11 | 2:19:13 | |
Aah! | 2:19:19 | 2:19:20 | |
You're in the doghouse, aren't you? | 2:19:24 | 2:19:26 | |
Beer's not touched, phone call ain't answered. You been a bad boy? | 2:19:26 | 2:19:30 | |
Nah. I'm fine, thank you. | 2:19:30 | 2:19:31 | |
Know what you want to do? Down that and go find her. | 2:19:31 | 2:19:33 | |
Tina, I really do appreciate your concern but I doubt Kat wants to see me at the moment. | 2:19:33 | 2:19:38 | |
Yeah, course she does. When you're mad with someone you want them | 2:19:38 | 2:19:41 | |
there to shout at, don't you, eh? | 2:19:41 | 2:19:42 | |
Go on, go and help her get it out of her system. | 2:19:42 | 2:19:44 | |
Let her scream and shout. I love a passionate woman, me. | 2:19:44 | 2:19:47 | |
Here, stick that on it. Ow! | 2:19:49 | 2:19:52 | |
You know what, I could get the feds involved, you know. | 2:19:52 | 2:19:56 | |
That was unprovoked assault. You could have a claim. | 2:19:56 | 2:19:58 | |
"Have you had an accident on your lunch break lately?" | 2:19:58 | 2:20:01 | |
Have they gone on strike or what? I'll tell you about it later. | 2:20:01 | 2:20:03 | |
Pint please, Shirley. | 2:20:05 | 2:20:07 | |
You're to take no notice of her, you hear me? | 2:20:07 | 2:20:09 | |
You know what she's like. She lashes out when she knows she's in the wrong. | 2:20:09 | 2:20:13 | |
Everything all right? Just family stuff. | 2:20:15 | 2:20:17 | |
I'm so sorry. She's had a few relationship problems. | 2:20:21 | 2:20:26 | |
I've had strong words with her. She's very sorry. Really(?) | 2:20:26 | 2:20:30 | |
Let me get you fresh drinks, on the house. | 2:20:30 | 2:20:32 | |
Two pints, is it? Maybe whisky chasers? | 2:20:32 | 2:20:35 | |
Yeah, that'd be lovely. | 2:20:35 | 2:20:36 | |
You want to keep milking this. | 2:20:36 | 2:20:38 | |
Jay, do you want me to punch you in the face? | 2:20:38 | 2:20:39 | |
Listen, you should take it as a compliment. | 2:20:39 | 2:20:41 | |
She gets a touch on the bum, sees us two | 2:20:41 | 2:20:43 | |
and just automatically assumes it's you. | 2:20:43 | 2:20:45 | |
Don't even cross her mind that it could be me. | 2:20:45 | 2:20:47 | |
What's that say about you? | 2:20:47 | 2:20:49 | |
It says, Jay, that I look like the type who walks around slapping people's batties. | 2:20:49 | 2:20:53 | |
No, it means she sees you as an option. It's a good thing. | 2:20:53 | 2:20:55 | |
All right? | 2:21:03 | 2:21:05 | |
Oh! | 2:21:14 | 2:21:16 | |
Kat, sweetheart. Listen, darling, I know you're angry with me. | 2:21:16 | 2:21:21 | |
Kat? | 2:21:21 | 2:21:22 | |
Kat, I'm here. Sweetheart, I'm here. | 2:21:24 | 2:21:27 | |
I've got you, I've got you. I'm here, darling. Help me up. | 2:21:27 | 2:21:30 | |
OK, OK. What's happened? Go easy. Easy. | 2:21:30 | 2:21:33 | |
What? It's nice to see you too. | 2:21:37 | 2:21:40 | |
Well, I could do without you summoning me by text. | 2:21:40 | 2:21:42 | |
I had Dad having a massive go at me for seeing Lola. | 2:21:42 | 2:21:45 | |
Lola? Yeah. We're back together. | 2:21:45 | 2:21:48 | |
Well, I wonder how long it'll last this time. Anyway, where's Dad? | 2:21:48 | 2:21:53 | |
Well, at home, I guess. That's where we left him. | 2:21:53 | 2:21:56 | |
Right, well, Scarlett's is locked up. So? | 2:21:56 | 2:21:59 | |
So it's lunchtime. Dad would never close Scarlett's at lunchtime. | 2:21:59 | 2:22:02 | |
Well, don't look at me. | 2:22:02 | 2:22:03 | |
He's got no right telling me who I can and can't see. | 2:22:03 | 2:22:06 | |
I'm not a kid any more. OK, well, I'm just worried about him. | 2:22:06 | 2:22:09 | |
Wait there, wait there, wait there. Terry! | 2:22:16 | 2:22:18 | |
Will you do me a favour? Can you run us to the hospital? What's up? | 2:22:18 | 2:22:21 | |
Kat's pregnant. She's fallen over and hurt her stomach. All right, I'm coming to you. Stay there. | 2:22:21 | 2:22:25 | |
It's all right, I've got you. | 2:22:25 | 2:22:27 | |
Don't go around telling people that I got beat up by a girl. | 2:22:31 | 2:22:33 | |
Cos I'm serious, I'd just beat you up. A punch like that, she should be a boxer. | 2:22:33 | 2:22:37 | |
They should lock her up, bruv. | 2:22:37 | 2:22:39 | |
How does it look? | 2:22:39 | 2:22:40 | |
I'd put that back on it if I were you. Oh, man! | 2:22:40 | 2:22:42 | |
If any of you lay a finger on my daughter again, you'll be leaving here in an ambulance. | 2:22:46 | 2:22:49 | |
Is that clear? I never touched her! | 2:22:49 | 2:22:51 | |
I said, is that clear? | 2:22:51 | 2:22:54 | |
Yeah, crystal. | 2:22:54 | 2:22:55 | |
HE SUCKS HIS TEETH | 2:23:00 | 2:23:01 | |
There you go. Anything you want me to do? | 2:23:01 | 2:23:05 | |
No, look, I'll make you some lunch in a minute. I'm not hungry. | 2:23:05 | 2:23:08 | |
I was thinking maybe I could start unpacking some of them boxes in the living room. | 2:23:08 | 2:23:12 | |
Yeah? See, that's the difference between you and your sister. | 2:23:12 | 2:23:15 | |
You'd never get her offering to do anything helpful. | 2:23:15 | 2:23:18 | |
Did I leave my gloves in here? Hey. I've missed you. | 2:23:19 | 2:23:22 | |
I've only been gone half an hour. | 2:23:22 | 2:23:23 | |
Let me buy you a drink. | 2:23:23 | 2:23:25 | |
No, I've got to get back. | 2:23:25 | 2:23:26 | |
You've got ten minutes, surely. OK. | 2:23:26 | 2:23:29 | |
He don't hang about, does he? | 2:23:32 | 2:23:34 | |
He takes after his dad. | 2:23:34 | 2:23:36 | |
Take a seat. Lovely, thank you, darling. | 2:23:40 | 2:23:42 | |
Here you go, sit down there. | 2:23:42 | 2:23:44 | |
I reckon you probably just winded yourself or something, you know? | 2:23:44 | 2:23:48 | |
It's happening again, like last time. No, no, no. This is different. | 2:23:48 | 2:23:53 | |
I've got a good feeling about this. We'll see the doctor, you'll probably flirt with him, | 2:23:53 | 2:23:57 | |
he'll give you a quick check and we'll be straight home. You don't know that. | 2:23:57 | 2:24:00 | |
Yeah, Kat, I do. I promise you, | 2:24:00 | 2:24:02 | |
we'll be back in time to pick Tommy up from the nursery. It's all good, fine. | 2:24:02 | 2:24:05 | |
You want to come for Sunday lunch some time? | 2:24:11 | 2:24:13 | |
Me and my dad make it. | 2:24:13 | 2:24:14 | |
You cook? That's impressive. Glad you think so. | 2:24:14 | 2:24:18 | |
All the best chefs are men - that's what my dad says. | 2:24:18 | 2:24:21 | |
Last week, I saw him... You'll come, yeah? | 2:24:22 | 2:24:26 | |
..kissing him over there. Aww, what if he is gay? | 2:24:26 | 2:24:31 | |
I'll tell you what, when he comes out we'll throw him a party, yeah? | 2:24:31 | 2:24:35 | |
I gotta get back to work. Yeah, me too. | 2:24:35 | 2:24:38 | |
I'm baby-sitting later if you want to come over. OK. | 2:24:38 | 2:24:42 | |
When the kids are asleep, they never wake up. | 2:24:43 | 2:24:47 | |
So we'll have the place to ourselves. | 2:24:47 | 2:24:50 | |
Oh...actually I've got to work here tonight. | 2:24:50 | 2:24:54 | |
Which is a real shame, you know, cos I'd love to have. | 2:24:54 | 2:24:57 | |
That's all right. We'll do it another time, eh? | 2:24:57 | 2:24:59 | |
For sure. Um...I'll text you. | 2:24:59 | 2:25:02 | |
See you later. | 2:25:06 | 2:25:07 | |
Don't forget your gloves. Thanks. | 2:25:09 | 2:25:11 | |
Johnny. | 2:25:15 | 2:25:16 | |
That one's done. | 2:25:18 | 2:25:20 | |
So who would have thought it? | 2:25:21 | 2:25:23 | |
Working for your mum and dad, flirting with girls. | 2:25:23 | 2:25:25 | |
Just leave it, will you? | 2:25:25 | 2:25:27 | |
Do you know you go all red when you're embarrassed? | 2:25:27 | 2:25:30 | |
I'm playing with you. You all right? | 2:25:30 | 2:25:33 | |
What are you doing in here? | 2:25:33 | 2:25:35 | |
Can't you leave me alone? | 2:25:35 | 2:25:37 | |
I'm in a pub, having a drink. It's what people do. | 2:25:37 | 2:25:40 | |
Terry, I really appreciate you dropping me off but listen, | 2:25:44 | 2:25:47 | |
if you've got work to do, and you want to get back... | 2:25:47 | 2:25:50 | |
No, I don't mind. I'll stay and keep you company. Unless you want me to ping? | 2:25:50 | 2:25:54 | |
Took me ages to find a parking space after I dropped you off. And I had to pay. Hospitals... | 2:25:54 | 2:25:59 | |
You don't think I'm being selfish, do you, wanting a kid of my own? | 2:26:05 | 2:26:09 | |
Be a proper dad. | 2:26:09 | 2:26:12 | |
Course not. | 2:26:12 | 2:26:13 | |
Wonder where they've taken her now. | 2:26:16 | 2:26:19 | |
I don't think she was fooled by me saying everything was going to be all right. | 2:26:19 | 2:26:23 | |
I never thought I could have kids. | 2:26:27 | 2:26:29 | |
I've seen you with Tommy. You're a great dad. | 2:26:34 | 2:26:36 | |
I just want... | 2:26:42 | 2:26:44 | |
I don't want Kat to worry about anything, you know. | 2:26:44 | 2:26:48 | |
Paying bills, making ends meet. | 2:26:48 | 2:26:50 | |
She deserves better than that, Terry. | 2:26:50 | 2:26:52 | |
I want to give her everything that she's never had. | 2:26:53 | 2:26:56 | |
I want to make her happy. | 2:26:56 | 2:26:58 | |
You do make her happy. And everybody knows that. | 2:26:58 | 2:27:01 | |
How am I going to get her through this though, eh? | 2:27:05 | 2:27:07 | |
Do you want more crisps? No, thanks. | 2:27:10 | 2:27:12 | |
Have you got everything you need for uni? Your books and that? | 2:27:14 | 2:27:17 | |
We could take a trip into town if there was anything. Make a day of it. See a show? | 2:27:17 | 2:27:22 | |
No, I've got everything, but thanks. | 2:27:22 | 2:27:25 | |
Is he the only one getting fed today? | 2:27:25 | 2:27:27 | |
Nancy was right - you are her favourite. | 2:27:27 | 2:27:29 | |
Just because I've made him a sandwich. I'm joking. Oh, right. | 2:27:29 | 2:27:33 | |
You going to have a chat with Nancy? | 2:27:33 | 2:27:36 | |
Yeah. Later. She's in her room. | 2:27:36 | 2:27:39 | |
Probably best if she stays up here for the rest of the day. | 2:27:39 | 2:27:42 | |
She wouldn't have made it up. | 2:27:42 | 2:27:43 | |
Being touched. | 2:27:44 | 2:27:46 | |
She makes up lies about you and you stand up for her. | 2:27:46 | 2:27:49 | |
Good to know I brought one of you up right. | 2:27:49 | 2:27:52 | |
Of course, I had no part in bringing him up, did I? | 2:27:52 | 2:27:54 | |
Yes, we all know you're the best parent in the world. | 2:27:54 | 2:27:57 | |
Suppose I'd better make sure your sisters haven't frightened away all the customers. | 2:27:57 | 2:28:01 | |
Johnny. | 2:28:07 | 2:28:09 | |
I'm going to start on the unpacking. Loads to do. | 2:28:12 | 2:28:16 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 2:28:16 | 2:28:17 | |
Hey. You all right? | 2:28:28 | 2:28:30 | |
So what did they say? | 2:28:31 | 2:28:34 | |
He said it's going to be OK. Yeah? | 2:28:34 | 2:28:38 | |
But he said to have a scan just to be on the safe side. | 2:28:38 | 2:28:43 | |
Well, there you go. There's nothing to worry about, is there? | 2:28:43 | 2:28:47 | |
But he could just be saying that, couldn't he? You still in pain? | 2:28:47 | 2:28:51 | |
No. But that don't mean anything. | 2:28:51 | 2:28:57 | |
I'm sorry. | 2:28:57 | 2:28:59 | |
Hey. Shh. They keep getting taken away from us. | 2:28:59 | 2:29:03 | |
Kat, you stop that, OK? We've got Tommy and you're a great mum. | 2:29:03 | 2:29:09 | |
You're the best and you heard what the doctor said. | 2:29:09 | 2:29:12 | |
It's going to be OK and you gotta believe that. | 2:29:12 | 2:29:15 | |
Do you think it's going to be OK? | 2:29:15 | 2:29:19 | |
Yeah. I do. I really do. All right? | 2:29:19 | 2:29:24 | |
Hi. | 2:29:28 | 2:29:30 | |
I am really sorry. | 2:29:34 | 2:29:37 | |
Mum was proper getting at me. | 2:29:37 | 2:29:39 | |
So, you decided to throw me under the bus? | 2:29:39 | 2:29:44 | |
You're the only person I've ever trusted enough to tell. I told them it wasn't true. | 2:29:44 | 2:29:48 | |
They didn't believe me. It'll be fine. | 2:29:48 | 2:29:51 | |
Did you see their faces? | 2:29:51 | 2:29:53 | |
I can never tell them, can I? | 2:29:53 | 2:29:54 | |
You know what Dad's like - he'll kill me. | 2:29:54 | 2:29:58 | |
Why don't you talk to Tina about it? I don't want to talk about it. | 2:29:58 | 2:30:00 | |
This is your chance. Why don't you just tell them? | 2:30:00 | 2:30:02 | |
You can't keep lying for ever. | 2:30:02 | 2:30:05 | |
I think you like having a little secret. I think it makes you feel special. | 2:30:05 | 2:30:09 | |
Oh, yeah, I feel really special, Nance(!) | 2:30:09 | 2:30:11 | |
If you want to get with boys, there is nothing stopping you. | 2:30:11 | 2:30:14 | |
This is your life we are talking about. | 2:30:14 | 2:30:17 | |
And, actually, if you haven't got the guts to lead it how you want to lead it, | 2:30:18 | 2:30:22 | |
then I'm sorry but you really can't expect me to be all "Poor Johnny" about it. | 2:30:22 | 2:30:26 | |
I just... | 2:30:33 | 2:30:35 | |
I just want you to be happy, mate. | 2:30:36 | 2:30:38 | |
Dad! We've been looking everywhere. | 2:30:54 | 2:30:57 | |
Why? What's wrong? | 2:30:57 | 2:30:58 | |
You haven't been answering your calls and... Why didn't you open Scarlett's? | 2:30:58 | 2:31:03 | |
Because I just wanted to come up here and sit and think. | 2:31:03 | 2:31:06 | |
About what? Everything. | 2:31:06 | 2:31:08 | |
Is this about me and Lola? | 2:31:08 | 2:31:10 | |
Cos you were bang out of order, what you said before. | 2:31:10 | 2:31:14 | |
You know what? I'm going to be 45 very soon | 2:31:14 | 2:31:16 | |
and I'm not the type of person I thought I was going to be. | 2:31:16 | 2:31:19 | |
What do you mean? | 2:31:21 | 2:31:24 | |
I thought I'd be this dynamic man, this man of purpose. | 2:31:24 | 2:31:27 | |
Instead, I'm the one everybody orders around. | 2:31:27 | 2:31:30 | |
Dad, it's all right. | 2:31:32 | 2:31:33 | |
I just wanted some peace and quiet, OK? | 2:31:35 | 2:31:38 | |
There's just so much going on. | 2:31:38 | 2:31:40 | |
There's you two, Denise, Phil's getting at me, | 2:31:40 | 2:31:42 | |
Cindy's coming back from her gran's. I mean, why? | 2:31:42 | 2:31:46 | |
Why am I responsible for her? She's not even my daughter, is she? | 2:31:46 | 2:31:49 | |
It's like I never get anything right. I mean, there's your mum, | 2:31:49 | 2:31:53 | |
Jane, Denise. | 2:31:53 | 2:31:54 | |
I've not been much of a dad either, have I? | 2:31:57 | 2:32:02 | |
You just overreact sometimes. Peter. | 2:32:02 | 2:32:05 | |
You're a man now. I can't stop you seeing Lola. | 2:32:05 | 2:32:09 | |
Dad, do you need to see someone? | 2:32:13 | 2:32:15 | |
No. I just needed to stop and think. | 2:32:17 | 2:32:19 | |
Come on, let's get back. | 2:32:22 | 2:32:23 | |
Remember, whatever happens, it's you and me. | 2:32:32 | 2:32:35 | |
I love you. That's handy cos I love you too, all right? | 2:32:35 | 2:32:38 | |
Well, doctor was right. | 2:32:42 | 2:32:44 | |
Everything seems fine. | 2:32:44 | 2:32:46 | |
There's no sign of bleeding. | 2:32:46 | 2:32:49 | |
Sorry, do you mind repeating that? | 2:32:49 | 2:32:51 | |
Your pregnancy appears fine. Yeah? | 2:32:51 | 2:32:54 | |
You fell off a chair. It was bound to hurt, | 2:32:54 | 2:32:57 | |
but it was nothing to do with your pregnancy. | 2:32:57 | 2:32:59 | |
You sure, though, you're absolutely sure? | 2:32:59 | 2:33:01 | |
Yes, I'm absolutely... | 2:33:01 | 2:33:03 | |
What? What's the matter? What is it? | 2:33:04 | 2:33:07 | |
Look here, you see that? See that little blob? That's baby. What's wrong with it? | 2:33:08 | 2:33:14 | |
Nothing. See that little flicker? That's the heart. | 2:33:14 | 2:33:19 | |
Now, if you look here, what do you see? | 2:33:20 | 2:33:25 | |
I have no idea what I'm looking at. | 2:33:27 | 2:33:29 | |
What is it? | 2:33:29 | 2:33:30 | |
What? | 2:33:32 | 2:33:34 | |
Is it twins? That's right, yeah. | 2:33:34 | 2:33:37 | |
Twins? | 2:33:37 | 2:33:39 | |
Your brother... | 2:33:59 | 2:34:01 | |
the one you were inventing lies about... | 2:34:01 | 2:34:04 | |
pointed out that you wouldn't have made up being touched. | 2:34:04 | 2:34:06 | |
You should have called me or your dad over. I fight my own battles. | 2:34:09 | 2:34:13 | |
Well, next time, don't do it in the pub. | 2:34:13 | 2:34:16 | |
It's not great for customer relations if word gets out we use the punters as punch bags. | 2:34:16 | 2:34:20 | |
I'm sorry I shouted at you. | 2:34:24 | 2:34:27 | |
And I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions. | 2:34:32 | 2:34:35 | |
I dunno, Nance. All this wedding stuff and moving here. | 2:34:39 | 2:34:43 | |
I feel like I'm losing you. | 2:34:45 | 2:34:47 | |
You're not losing me. | 2:34:47 | 2:34:49 | |
All this stuff with Wayne. | 2:34:49 | 2:34:51 | |
I don't want you throwing your life away. | 2:34:53 | 2:34:56 | |
I want you to have what me and your dad have got. | 2:34:56 | 2:34:59 | |
I want someone who'll love you completely and for ever. | 2:35:01 | 2:35:07 | |
You're still my little girl. | 2:35:07 | 2:35:09 | |
Even if you do wear those disgusting track suits | 2:35:11 | 2:35:14 | |
and do nothing with your hair. | 2:35:14 | 2:35:16 | |
I don't need to. I'm a natural beauty. | 2:35:16 | 2:35:18 | |
Hospital runs are nothing. | 2:35:24 | 2:35:25 | |
It's the ones who go into labour and ruin my upholstery that are the pain. | 2:35:25 | 2:35:29 | |
I've had four births on that back seat. | 2:35:29 | 2:35:31 | |
Do you know there are two kids running around this world called Terry who I helped deliver? Yeah? | 2:35:31 | 2:35:36 | |
You sure they said everything's all right? | 2:35:36 | 2:35:40 | |
You two look a bit shook up. | 2:35:40 | 2:35:41 | |
Just come as a bit of a shock, that's all, Terry. | 2:35:41 | 2:35:45 | |
As long as the baby is all right. Yeah. | 2:35:45 | 2:35:48 | |
We need to have a little chat. What about? | 2:35:56 | 2:36:01 | |
How would you feel if I told your mum and dad about you kissing Danny? | 2:36:04 | 2:36:09 | |
Cos if I don't, somebody else will. | 2:36:12 | 2:36:14 | |
Maybe not about kissing Danny, but about you kissing another bloke. | 2:36:16 | 2:36:20 | |
How do you think they're going to feel, hearing that from someone? | 2:36:20 | 2:36:24 | |
I know that you and me, we're not close. | 2:36:24 | 2:36:28 | |
We've met each other - what? Handful of times? | 2:36:28 | 2:36:31 | |
But there's one thing I do know about you. | 2:36:31 | 2:36:33 | |
And that's that your mum thinks the sun shines out of your backside. | 2:36:33 | 2:36:37 | |
You don't need to keep stuff from them. | 2:36:39 | 2:36:41 | |
Mum went ballistic at Nancy for just saying it. | 2:36:44 | 2:36:47 | |
Yeah, well, they might not like it but they'll come round. | 2:36:47 | 2:36:50 | |
Why haven't you just told them? | 2:36:52 | 2:36:54 | |
Because I'm not a grass. | 2:36:54 | 2:36:57 | |
Right, well, that's both of us not telling them, then. | 2:36:57 | 2:36:59 | |
I knew this boy once. | 2:37:04 | 2:37:06 | |
I thought we were close. | 2:37:08 | 2:37:12 | |
No, we were close. | 2:37:12 | 2:37:14 | |
And he was gay and he was scared to tell his dad that he was gay | 2:37:16 | 2:37:22 | |
cos his dad thought being gay was weak. | 2:37:22 | 2:37:24 | |
So this boy, he wanted to do something to prove to | 2:37:29 | 2:37:33 | |
everyone that he was a man and as a result of that he... | 2:37:33 | 2:37:37 | |
..he did something really bad. | 2:37:40 | 2:37:43 | |
Really bad. | 2:37:46 | 2:37:47 | |
What's that got to do with me? If you don't want to tell your mum and dad that you're gay | 2:37:50 | 2:37:54 | |
that's your decision, but you know that I know so... | 2:37:54 | 2:37:58 | |
..if ever you need to talk to anyone... | 2:37:59 | 2:38:02 | |
..you'll find me hovering by the vodka. | 2:38:04 | 2:38:07 | |
There you go. | 2:38:14 | 2:38:16 | |
Twins. Yeah, it's good, isn't it? | 2:38:16 | 2:38:20 | |
Yeah. | 2:38:20 | 2:38:22 | |
Look, Kat, it is though, isn't it? | 2:38:22 | 2:38:24 | |
You're not the one that's going to be pushing them out. | 2:38:26 | 2:38:29 | |
No, it's great, it's...twins. | 2:38:31 | 2:38:36 | |
Kat, sweetheart, come on, darling, don't worry about it. | 2:38:36 | 2:38:38 | |
No, seriously, cos you know I can do the night feeds, I'll change the nappies. | 2:38:38 | 2:38:41 | |
How are we going to afford two lots of nappies? | 2:38:41 | 2:38:44 | |
Don't worry about that. I'll make sure we've got money. You ain't got to worry about anything. Come here. | 2:38:44 | 2:38:49 | |
Hello, this is Daddy to Bert and Ernie. | 2:38:49 | 2:38:51 | |
Bert and Ernie come in, can you hear me? Over. | 2:38:51 | 2:38:54 | |
It's going to be boys, isn't it? You reckon, do you? | 2:38:54 | 2:38:57 | |
I can just see it now. | 2:38:57 | 2:38:59 | |
You and the three of them kicking a football about, | 2:38:59 | 2:39:03 | |
me tripping over toy diggers and trucks | 2:39:03 | 2:39:05 | |
and screaming at you cos you're traipsing mud through the house. | 2:39:05 | 2:39:08 | |
It's like winning the Lottery. | 2:39:10 | 2:39:13 | |
Seriously, it's like a double jackpot. | 2:39:13 | 2:39:17 | |
But you're still not the one that's going to be pushing them out. | 2:39:19 | 2:39:22 | |
I knew she was lying. I've never had a problem with your sister being the way she is, have I? | 2:39:25 | 2:39:30 | |
No. Except from that time when you thought she fancied you. | 2:39:30 | 2:39:33 | |
If he was gay... He's not. | 2:39:36 | 2:39:39 | |
I'm just saying if he was, or if Nancy or Lee, | 2:39:39 | 2:39:44 | |
or if any of them were... Why are we even having this conversation? | 2:39:44 | 2:39:47 | |
Our son is not like that. He's just a bit sensitive. | 2:39:47 | 2:39:51 | |
Like me. | 2:39:51 | 2:39:52 | |
I don't know who else to talk to. | 2:39:57 | 2:39:59 | |
It's Dad. | 2:40:00 | 2:40:02 | |
I'm really worried about him. | 2:40:02 | 2:40:04 | |
Look at all this junk. | 2:40:09 | 2:40:09 | |
Look at all this junk. | 2:40:10 | 2:40:12 | |
We wouldn't miss half of it if we never see it again. | 2:40:12 | 2:40:15 | |
There was a load of RSVPs to Lee's 18th in one of them. | 2:40:15 | 2:40:17 | |
There was a load of RSVPs to Lee's 18th in one of them. | 2:40:17 | 2:40:17 | |
That's your mother for you. Too sentimental for her own good. | 2:40:17 | 2:40:21 | |
I was thinking of going to Watford at the weekend, pick some stuff up. | 2:40:23 | 2:40:28 | |
Come with me if you fancy it. See some of your mates. | 2:40:28 | 2:40:32 | |
I know you miss them. OK. | 2:40:32 | 2:40:34 | |
I know this ain't ideal, me buying this place, | 2:40:35 | 2:40:38 | |
making everyone up sticks. It's OK. | 2:40:38 | 2:40:42 | |
Better for you, ain't it? Closer for uni. | 2:40:44 | 2:40:49 | |
Here, Dad. What do you think of Whitney? | 2:40:49 | 2:40:52 | |
Yeah, she's nice. | 2:40:55 | 2:40:56 | |
She's fit. | 2:40:56 | 2:40:58 | |
I've said she could come round for Sunday lunch one weekend. | 2:40:58 | 2:41:02 | |
Great. Yeah. | 2:41:02 | 2:41:04 | |
Come and sit down. | 2:41:08 | 2:41:09 | |
You know what Nancy was saying? | 2:41:13 | 2:41:16 | |
You know, about you being gay? | 2:41:17 | 2:41:20 | |
I just wanted to say, if she wasn't lying... | 2:41:20 | 2:41:24 | |
..well, it would be OK. OK. | 2:41:27 | 2:41:31 | |
Just wanted you to know that. | 2:41:34 | 2:41:37 | |
Me and your mum, we'd be OK with it. | 2:41:37 | 2:41:40 | |
You wouldn't be upset? You wouldn't care? | 2:41:44 | 2:41:46 | |
Well. OK, I'll be honest with you. | 2:41:47 | 2:41:51 | |
If I had a son who wore make-up and he was all camp and that, | 2:41:52 | 2:41:57 | |
yeah, I would find it a bit weird. | 2:41:57 | 2:42:01 | |
But I know that being gay is not a choice, you know, it's just in you. | 2:42:01 | 2:42:08 | |
It's who you are. I guess. | 2:42:08 | 2:42:11 | |
It's like Tina. She had your cousin Zsa Zsa. | 2:42:11 | 2:42:14 | |
But she just kept on saying "I'm a lesbian" and we were like... | 2:42:14 | 2:42:20 | |
Anyway, listen. I just wanted to say that, in case... | 2:42:21 | 2:42:28 | |
OK. | 2:42:28 | 2:42:30 | |
It's just, I saw your face when your mum was going off at Nancy | 2:42:33 | 2:42:37 | |
and then I saw it when Nancy said she was lying. | 2:42:37 | 2:42:41 | |
And I'm not blind. | 2:42:41 | 2:42:43 | |
I've seen other stuff, stuff I've chose to ignore. | 2:42:46 | 2:42:49 | |
And you know you can tell me anything. | 2:42:53 | 2:42:56 | |
I just want you to know that you can tell me anything... | 2:42:56 | 2:43:00 | |
..because you're my son and you mean the world to me. | 2:43:02 | 2:43:06 | |
HE SOBS | 2:43:08 | 2:43:13 | |
Hey, come here. | 2:43:13 | 2:43:18 | |
It's all right. Everything's all right. | 2:43:18 | 2:43:22 | |
Listen, listen, you don't have to say it. You don't have to say anything to me. | 2:43:22 | 2:43:26 | |
I'm gay. | 2:43:40 | 2:43:42 | |
HE SOBS | 2:43:45 | 2:43:46 | |
Now stop it, stop it. You're going to start me off in a minute. | 2:43:46 | 2:43:50 | |
It's all right, John. | 2:43:50 | 2:43:52 | |
Listen, I love you, boy. I love you. | 2:43:52 | 2:43:54 | |
It's not natural, it's wrong. No, listen. | 2:43:54 | 2:43:56 | |
Look at me. Look at me. | 2:43:58 | 2:44:01 | |
Don't you dare say that. | 2:44:01 | 2:44:03 | |
There's nothing unnatural about you. OK? | 2:44:03 | 2:44:06 | |
I... I don't want to let you down. | 2:44:06 | 2:44:10 | |
Look at me. As if you could ever let me down. | 2:44:10 | 2:44:16 | |
You'll never understand how proud we are of you. | 2:44:16 | 2:44:19 | |
First Carter to go to uni, that's you. | 2:44:19 | 2:44:22 | |
You're the brains of the outfit. | 2:44:23 | 2:44:25 | |
So don't you dare think any of that rubbish. | 2:44:26 | 2:44:29 | |
So you're really OK with it? | 2:44:31 | 2:44:34 | |
Yes. | 2:44:35 | 2:44:37 | |
And I'm so proud of you because I know what you've just told me | 2:44:37 | 2:44:43 | |
takes a lot of courage. | 2:44:43 | 2:44:45 | |
So you're the one we should have called Nancy! | 2:44:52 | 2:44:55 | |
It's going to be all right. All right? | 2:44:57 | 2:45:00 | |
OK? I promise you. Good boy. | 2:45:00 | 2:45:02 |