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Dad, what are you doing up? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
It's, like, half five. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Monkfish. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
-Monkfish? -Yeah, monkfish. For the new menu. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
There's a new menu? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
Yeah. We need a new menu. Need to keep it fresh, different. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
There's all these websites out there - | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
bloggers, reviews, where to eat in London, | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
we need to be on there somewhere. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
I'm going to close the restaurant at lunchtime, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
so I can concentrate on getting this menu up and running, OK? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Now, what do you think, monkfish or halibut? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Ah, turbot. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
Yes, yes, turbot. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Herbert the Turbot. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
It's all good. All good. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
We don't have to tell her. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
She'll be fine, but don't do sudden with your mum. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-I have to pick my moment. -DOOR OPENS | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
-Morning, sweetheart... -Stop stealing my dressing gown. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
She won't want to know. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
She's your mum, she loves you. I'll sort it. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Bobby, shift it! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Brass monkeys out there. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
Oh, Pete, you got any kumquats? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
-No. Funnily enough, I don't. -Right, I'm off. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
No, no, no. No, you're going to take Bobby to school. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
I've got to sort all these ingredients for the menu. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Last night we agreed that you were going to take Bobby to school | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-cos I'm busy at the B&B. -Well, I'm busy too. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
What, looking for kumquats? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
-I've got bloggers to get into... -And you've got a son | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
-that needs taking to school. -Look, I'm really sorry, I'm busy. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
-It's fine, I can take him. -You sure? -Yeah. -Thanks, love. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Perks of being the boss. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
Great, OK, I'm going to need texts. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
-I need to know what we want for food tonight, OK? -OK. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
See you later. | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
Something's not right. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Maybe he just needs to talk to someone. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-It's not like we haven't all tried. -Not all of us. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Come on, skiver, holiday's over. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-How long till Kim's back? -Don't ask. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Just call me when you get this, Carl... | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Oh, Kirsty... | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Oh, yeah, yeah, you'll get the rent ASAP. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
No, no. Wait up. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
-Brilliant. -Patrick's back, though, ain't he? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
What's the betting he hasn't even sorted out the breakfast yet? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
You know what? I sort that lot out at the house, I've got all this... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-SHE GROANS -I love being me. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Ian's helping out, though, right? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Ian...helping? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
It's what couples do - support each other. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Just saying. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Thanks for the post. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
You've done us both jam. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
I want you to see what you can sort with some ready meals. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
We need something coming out of that kitchen ASAP. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-Like what? -Linda. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Dad, it's fine... | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
I don't know, lasagnes, curries, easy stuff. But decent... | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
The boy don't eat jam, he never has... | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
It's time he started. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Do you want me to do you some fresh with peanut butter? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
This ain't a B&B. It's toast and jam or nothing. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
What's going on, Bill? Listen, Bill, just give up, bro. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
Don't you know she's from Lesbos? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Not the other night, she weren't. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
-You're lying? -Am I? -What, you and her? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
Well, you know what they say, Dex. Nine times out of ten, | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
it's just cos they ain't met the right bloke, you know? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
-You got the decorators in? -Eh? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Your time of the month, is it? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
These? These are not for me, these are for Lola. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:17 | |
Yeah, course they are. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
Bill, don't look so down, you're probably just PMT-ing. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
Well, at least she didn't punch me, did she? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Do you want me to finish that? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Maybe you should come and sit down, | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
because there's some stuff we need to talk about. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
About time. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
-Eh? -I heard you. I heard everything, | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
and no, I don't want to talk about it | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
because I know my kids and he is not... | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
He's not like that. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
Just give her time. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Tina. Tina, I was thinking | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
maybe me and you could go for a drink? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
You want to buy me a drink, that's fine by me. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
See, I knew it. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
No, as a mate. We've done all this the other night. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
It was a mistake. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Don't waste your energy on me, you're a decent bloke. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Yeah. Lonely loser, more like. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Cut it out with all the self-pity. You ain't no loser. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Shirl's told me loads about what you've done for Lola and Lexi. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:48 | |
You deserve someone, it's just not me. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
See you around. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Peter, how could you forget to pick up the carrots? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-I forgot, I'm sorry. -They're our bestseller. What's going to happen? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
A punter comes, wants to buy some, we haven't got any - | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
We lose customers. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
Are you happy to have your granddaughter | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
mix with that lot, are you? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
-Peter, you need to keep on top of things. -Ian... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
I got distracted, all right? I'm sorry. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Look, it's just some carrots. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
I run successful businesses, OK? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
I keep on top of things. It matters. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:14 | |
It should matter to you. Well, does it? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Yeah, course it does. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
Look, Peter knows he's messed up. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Look, I haven't got the time to check you know how to run the stall. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Look, come on, let's leave him to it. He can sort it. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Come on, let's go. Come on. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
-She's seen us. -Yeah, I know. Don't make eye contact. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Dad, shouldn't you say something? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Not yet. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
How the hell am I supposed to find stuff? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Well, I did tell you to label the boxes, didn't I? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Do you want to come with me, sort stuff for the pub food? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
She will come round, it's just the shock. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
And I know who to thank for that. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
So the whole thing with the jam... | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
that's your way of dealing with it, is it? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Making a point of treating the boy different? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
I should have told you straightaway but it's still our Johnny, | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
-what is your problem? -I haven't got one. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Ah! What are you doing? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
You said you were tidying up this morning. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
-I will. -I can't believe you. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
It's 11 o'clock and some of us have already done a day's work. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
11? Oh... | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
-Where are you going? -I'm late. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Oh, another bout of doing nothing? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
For a job interview. Sorry. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
Ignoring it isn't going to make it go away. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
No, cos it ain't working with you. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Your son is gay, he hasn't got a cold or anything. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
You do know that's a pretty permanent thing? There's no cream for it. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
No wonder he found it difficult to talk to you, | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
cos when I spoke to him, he was pretty desperate. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
What do you mean, when you spoke to him? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
The boy needed support. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
I told you - when it comes to my kids, | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
wind that scraggy neck of yours in. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
-Oh, do me a favour. -You keep out of their lives. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Oh, behave yourself. Your own son was too scared | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
to tell you that he was gay. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
Ah, look... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
the perfect caring mother. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Right, let's get the drawbridge down and let the hordes in. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
What have you said to her? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
Nothing... | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
..that hasn't been said before. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
So was it in the face? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
So could we do, say, 20 of these and the same with the curries? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
Like a proper punch? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
It was hardly a punch, I just... | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Can we do the food? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
You'll have to deal with my dad, I'm just covering for an hour. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-All right, but we could sort something? -Don't see why not. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Well, I'll get my dad to speak to your dad. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
-OK. -Nice to meet you. -You too. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
He was all over the place, he had a right go at me. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Do you want to go and find him? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
No, it's fine. He's with Sharon. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
He's got himself all worked up about the menu and about... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Look, it doesn't matter, does it? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Oi, stop stressing about this. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:39 | |
It does matter. He is your dad, all right? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Go and make sure he's all right | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
and let me concentrate on getting us our own place. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
I'm thinking something with a bit of crunch in it. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
-I was thinking beans. French beans? What do you think, Sharon? -Ian, stop. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
-Right, beans it is, then. -Turbot, celeriac, peas. -Beans. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
Beans, it's all good, Ian. But you've got to slow down. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
What, and do what? Let things get on top of me? I can't do that, Sharon. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
I've got to get these menus right for the bloggers, OK? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Maybe there's nothing wrong with the menu, Ian. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Maybe there's other stuff that needs sorting. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Setting up in your own place, it's tough, you know. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
Yeah, we know that, Pops. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
That's why we're going to go private first. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
You serious? There's no way he can afford that. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Well, I'm not going to let Lola and Lexi go without, am I? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
I'll do whatever it takes. I'll get night shifts, extra work. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
I mean, there's work out there, you've just got to find it. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Oh, come on, Pops, I was going to tell you when we found a place. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
I wasn't going to just leave you, I wouldn't do that to you. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
I just don't see why you've got to move out. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Because we want to be together. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Why doesn't Peter move in with us, then? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
-There you go, winkle. -Ta, mate. Keep that. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
-Don't worry, I'm not here for you. -I'm not interested, all right? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
-I'm avoiding Lucy. -Whatever. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
-I said you'd speak to her dad. -I want her out. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Hold on a minute, sweetheart. What do you mean, out? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
The food was really good. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
I don't want you working here, you're sacked. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-SHIRLEY: -What? Is she the boss now? -I run this place. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
I decide who does and doesn't get to work here. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Can we take this upstairs, please? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
I want her out of my pub. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
Your pub? You wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for me. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
Do we have to do this... Please, Mum.... | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Don't you ever tell me how to behave in my pub. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
It's our pub, it's the family's. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Yeah, exactly, our family, that's me, you and the kids - | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
it don't include old Bagpuss here. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Listen to it, kicking off. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Just because she just found out that her precious little boy is gay? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
And it's no wonder, is it? With a mother like you. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
-I shouldn't have shouted at Peter like that. -He'll be fine. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
I'm having a go at him over Lola, | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
-and then I'm shouting at him over carrots. -It's a difficult time... | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
Yeah. Made worse by Phil. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Oh, that's not fair. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
You can't blame him if you let stuff build up rather than deal with it. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
He's the one who's laying down the law, shouting the odds. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
-He's being protective. -Protective? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Ian, come on, you know what he's like. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
If the two of you just talked, then... | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Yeah, right, like that's going to happen. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
I'm shouting at Peter, Cindy's due back, | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
-and me and Denise, we're all over the place... -You can't pin that on Phil. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
I just want... | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
I just want everything to be quiet. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Everyone just to shut up. Just for two minutes. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
I just want some quiet, that's all. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
-Oh, sorry... -You looking for Carl? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
-Yeah, could I just... -No, love, he's not here. I've moved in now. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
-What? He's gone? -Well, if he ain't, | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
he's playing a very good game of hide and seek up there. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
-Where, where's he gone? -I dunno. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
I heard he done a runner and I got lucky with the flat. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
And if you do see him, | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
tell him he's got an unpaid electric bill, will you? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Oi! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
You ain't got a bowl of sugar for a new neighbour? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-You've moved in here? -Or some coffee? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
We could do that advert where I keep popping round. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Why would you do this? Why have you moved into the Square? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Because of you. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
I want to be close to you. I've done this for you and the kids. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Well, I suggest get your deposit back, Terry, cos I'm not interested. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Oi, stop pushing in. Vodka, please. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
With? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
Another vodka. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
What's wrong? Bad news? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Yeah, something like that. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
You going to stop giving me evils or what? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
Nothing like a public outing to make a bloke feel good about himself. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
You done with that? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
-Mum... -Yes, handsome, what can I get you? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
You know, I love this pub. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
-That's lucky, innit? -I really do. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
You only have to walk in here and there's a familiar face. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Listen. Stop. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
I love the Square. It's my home. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Seriously, if you don't stop sulking I will punch you again. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
-Yeah? -That's on me. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
What are you doing? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
I want to see you. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
-What's the matter? -Mum. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
She'll get over it. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
Yeah, she was just bursting to hug me. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
What, and that's what you was expecting? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Gordon Bennett, boy, | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
you want to cut those apron strings before they strangle you. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
We agreed, you don't come in the pub. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
I ain't playing stupid games any more. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
My dad sees you, he will lose his nut. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
-I can handle him. -Of course you can. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
-We can't sneak about like this for ever. -I know. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
-We've just got to be a bit clever about it. -I ain't going nowhere. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
-Shut up. -I mean it. If I can't come up there, then I'm staying out here. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
-What? -The B&B over there. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Don't be stupid. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
I've had you snatched away from me once, | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
I ain't letting that happen again. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
I'm staying put and if your old man don't like it, he can stick it. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
-There you go, babe. -Cheers. Stick it down there. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
I was going to ask her to marry me. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
-Wow. -Yeah, I bought a ring and everything. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
A new one, not one of the ones I've had thrown back at me in the past. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
We've done pretty well between us. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
-I think the only people we haven't married is each other. -Funny, that. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
You were never my type. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
Oh! You fancied me rotten when we were spotty teenagers. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
No, that wasn't me. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
We went out together, don't forget, all those little poems... | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
Look, I was a teenager, I fancied everyone. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
So you said "Was." "Was going to ask her." | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Yeah. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:10 | |
At Christmas, it was going to be a surprise. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
She was, uh... | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
talking to Patrick and he told her. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Told her what? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
-Told her I was going to ask, so I backed off. -Why? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
If she knew I was going to ask, it wouldn't be a surprise, | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
I wouldn't know if her response was genuine. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
-She'd only say yes if she wanted to. -I wouldn't know if she meant it. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
-Oh, Ian... -Sharon, all right, I'm not stupid, OK? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
I know I'm not some fantastic catch, | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
but...I'm a good man, I am. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Yeah, course you are. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Well, has she said anything | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
about knowing what you were going to do, hinted at it? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
I mean, to be honest, you and Denise, | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
I don't think anyone saw that coming. I certainly didn't. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
-Yeah, I know. But it works. -It works? -Yeah. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
This is someone you were going to ask to marry you, not a new car. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
Well, do you love her? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
So, she knows you were going to ask her to marry you | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
and she's said nothing? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:02 | |
You need to confront it, not mope around feeling sorry for yourself. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
-Oh, thanks, you're supposed to be my mate. -I am your mate. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
So why are you telling me to go round there and chase her off? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Ian, that is not what I mean. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
Why do you always have to turn things around, | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
think everyone's against you? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
No wonder you got ill. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
Ian...Ian, I'm sorry, babe. I didn't mean that. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Mick, I need those shifts back. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
Shouting your mouth off was hardly the brightest idea. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Oh, come on, she's got a rod so far up her bum | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
she could be a ride on the merry-go-round. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
It's a lot for her to deal with. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
Throwing your toys out of the pram, that's dealing with it, is it? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
I just don't need you gobbing off, it's not helping. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
There you are. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Oh, big, successful brother in the building. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
I thought I might find you here. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
Brother, brother. My big brother. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
You know, getting drunk, that's not the way. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Judge not lest ye be judged... | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Look, it doesn't matter. It was just an interview. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
-It's no big deal, there'll be others. -No, there won't. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
-There won't. -Don't be daft, of course there will. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
No. Not for a while. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Why? Why wouldn't there be? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
Something bad's happened. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
Something really...bad. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
What? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
I was offered the job, the best job I've ever been offered. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
That's great news, isn't it? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
It's in Birmingham. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
Pete, give us one of them. Cheers. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Oi. You all right? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
Guess what? Pops is going to treat us to a takeaway tonight... | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
Are you sure he's all right about this, | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
he's not just doing it cos he don't want to lose you? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Yeah, maybe, but that's what families do, they help each other out. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Yeah, not all family does, though. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Well, let's tell him, yeah? Phil, come here. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
-I want to tell you something. -Tell me what? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
We want you to know that me and Peter are back together again. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
And here's some more news. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
We're going to be together properly, cos Pops asked Peter to move in. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
Didn't you, Pops? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:36 | |
-Ian, I was only trying to help. -You think it's easy being me? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
I'm 44 and I'm scared of having my head shoved down the bog | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
-by the bloke you reckon you love. -Ian, please... | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
To top it all, I'm running around in circles scared | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-I'm going to have another breakdown. -Of course you're not. -Who knows? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
What I do know is Denise might not be that mad on me, | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
she might not be the love of my life, | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
but she's the one stable thing that I've got in my life. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
So I'm going to cling on to it. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Phil, will you just listen to me? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
You should be putting a stop to it. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
-She's family. -Yeah, and Lexi's my family, ain't she? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Oh, and you think this loser can provide for you, do you? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
-Yeah, I can. -He is not a loser. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
-Oh, do me a favour. -You know what? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
I don't even know why I'm even bothering with you | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
because this is sorted, OK? Right, Pops? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
I'm not having my granddaughter brought up by a Beale. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
She's my granddaughter, she's my life | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
and what was it you always tell me, Phil, eh? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
You never turn your back on your family. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
He is not...NOT moving in. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Yeah, they look nice. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Cute on her, wouldn't it? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
Wish I could wear... | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-I told you, I'm not interested. -You got any towels? | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
-Towels? -Towels, yeah. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
Do I look like I sell towels? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
-So you don't do towels? -Are you having a laugh? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-You've got no towels? -Are you for real? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
No, I don't do towels. No. I do not sell towels. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Fair enough. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
We've got towels. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
Is that it? Is that you trying to win me round? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Asking for towels? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
What are you playing at? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
The long game, son, the LONG game. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Hello? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
Ah, just the lady. I was hoping I was going to catch you. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
Oh, yeah, the rent. Yeah, I'm good for it. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
No, no, no. This came for you. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
Not a late Christmas card, I take it? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Divorce papers. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Ah... | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Marriage - till death us do part. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Or at least until the post turns up. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
TEXT MESSAGE ALERT SOUNDS | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
We've had a good few punters for a Monday lunchtime. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
We'd have had more if we had some grub to serve them. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
Yeah, well, I think Nancy, she's got some good ideas on that. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
I know it's a shock. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:53 | |
A shock? | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
It's not a shock. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
-But, you know, all this... -That's the whole point... | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
I knew. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
This... | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
it's all because of me. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
What? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
-Don't be stupid. -He nearly died. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
I've never known pain like that... | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
..seeing his little body... | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
..just still. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
-Just so still... -I know. I know, darling, I know. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:32 | |
And then he came back. Screaming. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
And that's when I knew, I knew I'd never let anything happen to him. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
I'd keep him so close, I wouldn't let anything hurt him. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
And nothing has. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
He's still our little boy. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Him being gay, it doesn't matter. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
No, you don't get it. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
I've protected him his whole life, but men... | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
-..they'll hurt him. -Linda... | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
He's sensitive, he's too accepting, you know, | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
men will just take advantage of him. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Nancy, right, she comes out fighting, | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
like with Wayne and the others because I taught her that, you know, | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
I taught her not to take any rubbish. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
But Johnny... | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
..I don't want him getting hurt. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Well, you're the only one hurting him. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
No. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Don't do this. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
He needs us. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:47 | |
No. I don't want a... | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
a son like that. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
I don't have a son like that. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Denise...will you...? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
Denise...should we...? | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:26:15 | 0:26:16 | |
-DOOR CLOSES -Ian. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Jane? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
I should have called. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
No, it's fine. Come on through. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
I'm sorry, I didn't even knock, I just barged in. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Yeah, it's just a bit of a surprise, that's all. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
Yeah, I was in London shopping and I thought, well, you know, | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
-being so near and that. -Yeah. Right. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
I've just texted the kids, | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
-Lucy's going to swipe Bobby out of school, if that's OK? -Fine. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:51 | |
It's good to see you. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
And you. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
-You well? -Yeah, I'm good. But are you...? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:04 | |
-Are you OK? -Yeah, I'm fine. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
Look, I can't stay for very long. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Four toilets back there to bleach... | 0:27:09 | 0:27:13 | |
Jane! | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
L... | 0:27:20 | 0:27:21 | |
Linda, we can't leave this hanging. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
There's nothing left to say. We got a pub to run. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
Right, which one of you handsome blokes needs serving? | 0:27:28 | 0:27:33 | |
-Ah, well... -She did say handsome, so... -So, obviously... -Can I have... | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Come on, now, your LL Cool J moustache, man! Come on, man. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
-Like I said to Ian, I should have called. -No! | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
No, it's fine. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
Look at me, stood here, where's my manners? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
-Tea. Yeah? You want a tea? -Yeah, that sounds great. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
Right. I'll stick the kettle on. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:58 | |
Oh! You got a new kettle. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
Yeah, sorry, the old one weren't up to the job, was it, Ian? | 0:28:01 | 0:28:05 | |
-No. -Kept cutting out before it boiled. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
So, Ian never told me that you were coming. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
He didn't know. I just took a chance and popped in. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:17 | |
Well, Jane, eh? Jane! Back in Walford! | 0:28:17 | 0:28:21 | |
The place looks exactly the same. Nothing changes, eh? | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
I tell you what, it's great, it's great to see you. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
Mum! | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
Here you are! Oh! | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Look at you! | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
You seem to grow a foot every couple of months, don't you? | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
So, what do you mean you're going to turn it down? | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
I don't want to go to Birmingham. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
Well, you must have known where the job was? | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
They're a big national firm. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
They offered me something different to what I was being interviewed for. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:58 | |
Something better or something worse? | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
Better, a lot better. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
I applied for a mechanic at their Camden set-up, | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
and they offered me assistant garage manager. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
-I've never assistant managed... -You've never assisted anybody. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:13 | |
Yeah! | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
No, but that's good, isn't it? | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
I mean, Syed, Christian, Yasmin, they'd love having you around. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
I mean, they love chaos. They love mess. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
AJ CHUCKLES | 0:29:24 | 0:29:28 | |
I wasn't planning on packing my bags and going... | 0:29:28 | 0:29:32 | |
I like it here...with you. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:37 | |
So, it's a letting agency? | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
Not just that, it's like commercial properties, | 0:29:41 | 0:29:44 | |
really expensive ones as well. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
And I run the whole business with Billy Mitchell. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:50 | |
So, I guess I'm in charge, really. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
It sounds brilliant. So, you're enjoying it? | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
-Are you going to stay for something to eat? -Oh, I'm not sure, Denise... | 0:29:55 | 0:29:58 | |
Yeah, I really love it. Negotiating with customers and making deals. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
You sound just like your dad. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
Except it's not just chips and bacon, it's real business. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:08 | |
Well, you do look the part, Lucy. Very young businesswoman, isn't she? | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
-Here he is, Mr Handsome. -Come here, Jane! | 0:30:13 | 0:30:18 | |
You know what, I think I better be getting back to the B&B. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:25 | |
Oh, really? I'd love to catch up more. Will I see you before I go? | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
Yeah. Well, it depends on how long you're staying, | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
because Kim's away, and things are pretty full-on over there. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:34 | |
But it's been good. It's been really good to see you. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:37 | |
(Thanks.) | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
-I miss you. -Well, I miss you more! | 0:30:41 | 0:30:47 | |
You know, I don't know what's wrong with Billy, but I'm telling you, | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
-he ain't going to get nowhere fast. -Says Audley Harrison! | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
Oh, what, don't start all that! I'm talking about him, not me. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
-You know what, top marks for trying, Bill. -Leave it out, will you? | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
No, seriously, man, respect where respect is due. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
Respect for what? What's he done? | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
It's more what he hasn't done, brother. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
Sorry about them. Idiots. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
He doesn't know when to quit does he, sweetie? | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
I don't know, if ever there was a bloke could turn a girl... | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
-Oh, whatever. -Billy? | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
I won't embarrass the bloke by going into detail, | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
but put it this way, | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
there's more to Billy than meets the eye, if you know what I mean? | 0:31:20 | 0:31:24 | |
What? | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
I don't think you should be watching that any more. No, I don't. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:35 | |
Aren't you going to stay? | 0:31:35 | 0:31:39 | |
No, I need to get back to the restaurant. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
-Jane's only going to be here for a bit. -Yeah, she came to see you kids. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:45 | |
If I don't see you before you go, it was good seeing you. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:48 | |
-I'm not rushing off. -You're staying? | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
Yeah, for a bit... | 0:31:51 | 0:31:53 | |
Can Mum stay, Dad? | 0:31:53 | 0:31:54 | |
Yeah, but she's only here for a little while. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:58 | |
-Peter, why don't you tell Jane about you moving out? -Eh? What's this? | 0:31:58 | 0:32:04 | |
It was good seeing you again. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:08 | |
Oh, for crying out loud! | 0:32:14 | 0:32:17 | |
-Oh! -You want a hand? | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
Er, there is a bell! | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
-I'm looking for a room. -Single? | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
Funny you should mention that... | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
Er, sorry. Yeah, single's good. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:29 | |
-OK. How long you staying for? -As long as it takes. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
Right. Stupid thing! Come on! | 0:32:33 | 0:32:37 | |
-Not your day, I take it? -Don't ask! | 0:32:37 | 0:32:41 | |
Anywhere I can get a drink around here? | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
Yeah, there's a pub just across the Square. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
Yeah, I was thinking more somewhere without an overprotective dad | 0:32:46 | 0:32:49 | |
and a shotgun. Not really my day either. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:53 | |
Not my week, if I'm honest. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
No, that's fine, mate. I can come to you. | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
Don't know. About a half hour? | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
All right, I'll see you then. All right, cheers. Bye. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:05 | |
That's your copy, innit? I've already got mine. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
So, I sign this, and that's it, it's done. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
Yep, get them signed, put them in the post for me. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
So, divorce papers, then we're finished? | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
Well, yeah, that's generally how it works. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:25 | |
But it won't, will it, Max? | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
We've already tried signing the last set of papers. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:33 | |
We can sign all the documents going, | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
but it won't change what we've got. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
It'll always be there. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:42 | |
Me and you. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
Always. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
You coming out, or am I going to lock you in? | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
I've got say, sweetheart, you've got a bit of a crowd in here. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
Just picking up on what you set up, sweetheart. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
-Go on, on the house, those two. -Cheers. -Lovely. Thank you. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
NANCY CLEARS HER THROAT | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
-Enjoying the view? -No, we're just having a drink. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
-I don't know what you're talking about. -She's older than she looks. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
Yeah, but she has got some serious circumference, man. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
-Wow, that's my mum! -Eyes up, Fats, man, come on! | 0:34:32 | 0:34:36 | |
Do you reckon it's true what they say, | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
about the daughter and the mother, you know? | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
Hold tight. Wait. You and Miss Fisticuffs? | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
Are you serious? You don't? You do! | 0:34:42 | 0:34:45 | |
Listen, I know you're under it in here. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
If you want to go and get a bit of fresh air, just let me know, yeah? | 0:34:47 | 0:34:50 | |
Same again, was it? | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
He's still the same boy. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
Same again, sweetheart? | 0:34:58 | 0:35:02 | |
-So, how are you going to manage? -We just will. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
He's all loved-up - what else matters? | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
Er, council tax, food bills, electric... | 0:35:07 | 0:35:10 | |
That's why we're moving in with Billy first, | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
-till I get some more money coming in. -And how's the stall going? | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
Yeah, it's all right, actually. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
I mean, there's a bit of competition from those Pound A Bowl stalls | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
up on the high street, but, yeah, it's not too bad. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
Apart from you close up early to see me? | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
Yeah, well, some things are more important. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:28 | |
Yeah, yeah, they are. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:32 | |
I stood there like some idiot. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:54 | |
It's not as though she's not old enough to make her own decisions. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:57 | |
-Thank you. -Well, you're both grown-ups. | 0:35:57 | 0:35:59 | |
Try telling that to her old man. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:00 | |
Coming in, telling us what we can and can't do. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
Tell you what, at the end of the day, | 0:36:03 | 0:36:04 | |
the only people you've got to be true to is yourselves. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
-That's why I'm staying put. -Good for you. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
Life's too short to spend it worrying what other people think. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
What is it that you young people say, you say... | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
YOLO. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:16 | |
-Yeah, you only live once, innit? -Exactly. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:20 | |
It's like my sister, Kim. She's always... | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
wading in, telling me what she thinks of my fella. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
As if I care that he's not the most... | 0:36:26 | 0:36:30 | |
exciting man in the world. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
He's a kind man. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
And don't you start, because you don't even know him. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
I ain't starting nothing. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:42 | |
So, what's Denise said? Is she worried about him? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
Denise is Denise. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:47 | |
What are you going to say to him? | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
To be honest... | 0:36:49 | 0:36:51 | |
I don't know. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
I need another drink. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
Will you pack it in? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:07 | |
Just because you don't need to take the edge off your life. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
Everything's always perfect with me! | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
AJ, you made a New Year's resolution to find a new job and you have. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:22 | |
-A new job doesn't necessarily mean a better life. -AJ! | 0:37:22 | 0:37:27 | |
OK, you're a grown-up. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
I'm not your dad. You do what you want. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
If you think getting drunk is a way of dealing with this, | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
you're a bigger fool than I thought. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
Seriously, come on... | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
-I knew it wouldn't take him long. -What? | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
My dad and arm wrestling - it's going to be a long night. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
-Pipe down. -Do me a favour, mate, I wouldn't want to hurt you. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
I'm undefeated, all right? | 0:37:59 | 0:38:00 | |
I've beat geezers who are built like brick walls | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
and I'll tell you for why. It's all in the nut. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
Right, I'll tell you what. We'll do it another time, yeah? | 0:38:05 | 0:38:07 | |
What's the matter with you? Dexter and Fatboy! | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
You look like semi-strong lads! Get yourself over here. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:13 | |
-White wine. -I think you're in trouble, boys. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
All right. Sit down there. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:24 | |
Everybody. Dexter and Fatboy. Arm wrestle. What do you reckon? | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
-What? OK, come, come... -Lads, eh? | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
I know. It's times like this I appreciate my life choices. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
You don't see many arm-wrestling dy...gay ladies, do you? | 0:38:33 | 0:38:38 | |
-Lesbians? -Yeah, and them. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
No, but I know a few diesels who'd give these a run for their money. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:45 | |
One arm behind your back. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
Let me buy you a drink? | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
And why would I do that? | 0:38:51 | 0:38:52 | |
Because you want me to sign the papers, | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
and I want a quick drink before I do. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:59 | |
-Stick another one in there, will ya? -All set? -Come on, Fats! | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
-Nice one, Alf. -Look, Fats, listen. Boy to boy. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
-Please, just let me win? -You must be mad, innit. -Whatever you say. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
Shush! The pair of you. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
Shush. Ready... | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
Set... Wrestle. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
-Boom! -I weren't ready! | 0:39:15 | 0:39:19 | |
-Do you know what? I'm left-handed. -Come on, Dexter. Come on, Dexter. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:23 | |
Ian? | 0:39:29 | 0:39:30 | |
So, this is the new centre of the Beale empire, is it? | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
Yeah. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:39 | |
Scarlett's? | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
-Yeah. -Because....? | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
Well, it's complicated. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
Didn't the club across the road used to be called Scarlett's? | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
Yeah. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:51 | |
Fair enough. It's a bit random, but... | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
I'd have probably gone a bit more with the location. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
-Turpin's or something like that. -Turpin's? | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
Well, certainly not Scarlett's. It's not quite what I expected. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:02 | |
In what way? | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
Out there in the restaurant, it's a bit... | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
The colour, the decor. Those lamps... I mean, what are they about? | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
-And the linen, really? -Right, so I take it you don't like it? | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
-It's not very you. -Well, what is me? | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
You tell me. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
-Why are you here, Jane? -Peter called me. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:24 | |
-Elbows, Alfie, elbows. -Go on, Alfie! Slam him! | 0:40:28 | 0:40:33 | |
Come on, Fats, man! Grit your teeth! | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
COME ON! COME ON! | 0:40:36 | 0:40:40 | |
He's going to be gutted he lost. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
I reckon he's got his eye on your niece. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
Even though she knocked him into the middle of next week? | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
I think that's what did it for him. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:48 | |
Well, he ain't got a chance, has he? She's all loved-up. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:50 | |
With a bloke? I mean, I'm assuming she's not another one of your mob? | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
No, no, it's just the two of us in our family. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:58 | |
-So, that's 2-1 to the Carters, innit? -What? | 0:40:58 | 0:41:01 | |
Well, you Mitchells, just got Ben? Unless my hunch about Phil's right. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
Well, I wouldn't say that too loud in here! | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
All the signs are there, ain't they? | 0:41:06 | 0:41:08 | |
You know, the shaved head, the "bit of rough" look. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
You want to check his CD collection - any Judy Garland... Just saying! | 0:41:10 | 0:41:15 | |
Oh, yeah? Come on, respect, Bill. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:19 | |
-Eh? What was that all about? -Ain't got a clue. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:24 | |
FATBOY GRUNTS | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
SHOUTING AND CHEERING | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
Who's the daddy? Eh, Fats? | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
Mick. Let's have it. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
Yeah. Got to hold my hands up there. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
I tell you what, listen. Let's liven it up, right? | 0:41:39 | 0:41:41 | |
We'll have some readies on it. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
Head to heads, who's up for it? Come on. Readies. Come on. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:46 | |
I'll give it a go, if you promise not to stop when I say I submit. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:50 | |
Sorry, love, I don't do tag wrestling. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
Oh, don't look at me, darling, he's big enough | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
and ugly enough to look after himself. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:56 | |
Come on. Who's up for it? Put your hand in your pocket. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:59 | |
What's happening. Let's get involved. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:42:02 | 0:42:05 | |
Go on, Shirl. Go on, Shirl. Right. Challenger for my sister. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:09 | |
Who's up for it? Come on. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
Come on, then. Whoa, hold up. Hold up. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
-That's fine by me. -Don't. Don't do this. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
Why not? It's not like I'm going to break her arm or anything. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:21 | |
Dad, just stop them. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
If she is as strong as she is hot like fire, brother, | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
-this is going to be over quickly. -Will you pack it in when I'm around? | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
-It's him not me, you know. -Hey, it's her circumference, you know. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
She's old enough to be your mum - she IS my mum. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
Maybe back in the day, when she was flopping them out in the papers. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:36 | |
-What did you say? -One minute, what did you say? | 0:42:36 | 0:42:38 | |
If I win, I get my job back. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:44 | |
I win, you move out. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
Ready... Set... | 0:42:50 | 0:42:54 | |
Wrestle. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
CHEERING | 0:42:56 | 0:42:59 | |
So, since when is how I'm doing a concern of yours? | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
-I care about you, Ian. -Yeah, I remember how much. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
I don't need my son calling you, telling tales. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:12 | |
Peter didn't call me to tell tales - he called me because he loves you. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:15 | |
As do all your kids, and they are worried about you. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:17 | |
Right, so you drop everything and just turn up here? | 0:43:17 | 0:43:20 | |
To do what, Jane? I mean, why are you here? | 0:43:20 | 0:43:24 | |
To let you know you're not alone. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
To make sure you know that your kids love you, | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
that your friends are concerned about you. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:30 | |
And I still care that you're OK. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:32 | |
I'm fine, OK? | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
I am. I'm busy, which is good. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
I'm always chasing my tail. You know what I'm like. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:40 | |
But it's pressure, all right? It's not stress. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:42 | |
I mean, stress is when you're not in control. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:44 | |
But I am in control. Sometimes, there's times when I'm pressured... | 0:43:44 | 0:43:48 | |
but I'm in control... | 0:43:48 | 0:43:49 | |
You know, don't you? | 0:43:55 | 0:43:57 | |
Come on, Shirl! | 0:44:07 | 0:44:08 | |
-All right, Mickey, fiver on your sister? -Go on, Shirl. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:11 | |
Can't take your money, mate, because who ever wins, I'm stuffed. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:14 | |
What do you reckon? | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
We could have our own little wrestle if you like... | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
I'd let you win. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
-I have got nothing. -Try typing in "topless" or something. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
I've typed in "topless", I've typed in "naked", I got nothing... | 0:44:23 | 0:44:26 | |
-What you guys up to? -We're trying to search for the treasure. -You what? | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
Yeah, supposedly Nancy reckons her mum used to do | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
-a bit of topless modelling, bruv. -Shut up! | 0:44:31 | 0:44:33 | |
Yeah, but we can't find the pictures anywhere! | 0:44:33 | 0:44:35 | |
Yeah, we just keep finding pictures of Lynda Carter, Wonder Woman. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
Yep, I remember that. Saturday nights, back in the day. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:41 | |
I used to watch both of them. Right, here's the deal. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
Last one to find them has to buy the other two drinks. Go. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
You still here? Come on. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
Come home, before Ian starts charging you rent. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:04 | |
I thought you weren't my dad. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
No, but I am your big brother. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:10 | |
Yeah, and you won't let me forget it. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
I wouldn't be doing my duty if I did. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
So, this job, good money? | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
-Yeah. -Cheaper cost of living? | 0:45:20 | 0:45:22 | |
Probably. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
Tam and I don't want you to go - | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
as annoying as you are, | 0:45:28 | 0:45:31 | |
it's been great having you here. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
So, there's only one way to decide this... | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
It's how you used to decide everything. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:42 | |
Big decision, you toss a coin. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:46 | |
AJ, I only want what's best for you. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:55 | |
Heads, you stay, tails, you go. | 0:45:55 | 0:46:00 | |
So, what's it to be? | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
Walford and the same old or Birmingham and who knows what? | 0:46:08 | 0:46:12 | |
-Heads, I stay, tails, I go? -Yeah. | 0:46:14 | 0:46:18 | |
Tails, I go. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:40 | |
Looks like I'm going to Birmingham. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:43 | |
You know, | 0:46:50 | 0:46:52 | |
-I'm with someone and guess what? -What? | 0:46:52 | 0:46:56 | |
His name's Ian, only it's spelt with an extra I. | 0:46:56 | 0:47:01 | |
That's obviously where I went wrong, then! | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
Is he nice? Well, obviously he's nice. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:09 | |
-You and Denise, I didn't see that coming. -No, me neither. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:14 | |
I'm really pleased you're with her, though. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
-She's good with the kids. -That's good. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:21 | |
Yeah, it's good. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:25 | |
All good. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
-Yeah, it's good we're all happy, isn't it? -Yeah. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:35 | |
I'd better go. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:40 | |
Yeah, I've got a restaurant to run. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:42 | |
-Some important critic coming or something? -Bloggers. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:45 | |
Bloggers? Right, well, good luck with that. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:48 | |
My car's parked in the Square. I'll pop in and say bye to the kids. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:52 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:47:52 | 0:47:55 | |
It's good to see you. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:57 | |
And you. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:01 | |
Are you OK? | 0:48:02 | 0:48:04 | |
Bye. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
-What's this? The search party? -Peter said you might have gone, Mum. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:33 | |
Love, I do have to leave now. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
But I wouldn't go without saying bye to my best boy, would I? | 0:48:38 | 0:48:42 | |
Bobby, we should let Jane go. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:49 | |
Well, I need to find my car. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:53 | |
Hope it hasn't been towed or clamped or something. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:56 | |
I'll see you soon. I promise. | 0:48:56 | 0:49:01 | |
Come on, we'll see her soon. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
Is Dad all right? | 0:49:11 | 0:49:14 | |
It's not me he needs, Peter. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
What do you mean? | 0:49:17 | 0:49:18 | |
I mean, you've got to deal with this as a family. And I am... | 0:49:18 | 0:49:22 | |
He's with Denise now, she's the one you need to turn to, not me. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:29 | |
Ian? | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
Max, why pretend like it's not going to happen, eh? | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
Kirsty, please just back off, all right? | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
It ain't going to happen. We're done! | 0:50:47 | 0:50:50 | |
Tanya said you'd traded down. | 0:50:56 | 0:50:58 | |
-Oh, are you the bloggers? -Yeah! -Sorry, I've had to close early. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
-Hold on! -We've been invited! | 0:51:07 | 0:51:09 | |
-So, when did you last see her? -At Christmas. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:13 | |
Move, move, move! | 0:51:16 | 0:51:18 | |
Is she OK? | 0:51:22 | 0:51:24 | |
She's more than OK, Max. She's good. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:29 | |
Wait! | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
She's with someone. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
Right. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:38 | |
This one's a keeper. Someone that treats her like she deserves. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:42 | |
What's the matter, Crowface, nothing left? | 0:52:02 | 0:52:05 | |
-Oh, I could do this all night. -No-one's watching. | 0:52:05 | 0:52:08 | |
There's nothing wrong with you backing down, calling it a draw... | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
What's this, the naughty corner or something? | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
No, no, just browsing... The boys were going on about Linda... | 0:52:14 | 0:52:17 | |
doing a Page Three kind of thing... | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
But we can't find the picture. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:22 | |
Here he is... Maximus Branning! | 0:52:25 | 0:52:29 | |
Mick, it's all right, mate. I got this. Let's go. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:32 | |
-What are you doing? You rescuing me? -Yeah, I am, yeah. Let's go. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:35 | |
Nancy, sort this out for me, please. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:37 | |
-Right, it's a draw. -What did you do that for? | 0:52:39 | 0:52:42 | |
-I was just about to win! -Oh, wind it in. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:45 | |
No, you wind it in, all right? The pair of you. | 0:52:45 | 0:52:47 | |
No-one's interested. It's done. Shirley's back on the rota. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:51 | |
Listen to me, listen. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:52 | |
She's going to stop spouting off, | 0:52:52 | 0:52:54 | |
and you are going to leave her alone. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
Let's focus on serving some punters, please? | 0:52:57 | 0:53:01 | |
Yes? Ladies and gentlemen, who ain't got a drink? | 0:53:01 | 0:53:03 | |
-Bobby, your bath's ready. -I just want to finish this. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:07 | |
No, you're having a bath now... | 0:53:07 | 0:53:11 | |
Hiya. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:14 | |
I, er... | 0:53:14 | 0:53:18 | |
Was this for me? | 0:53:18 | 0:53:22 | |
Yeah. | 0:53:22 | 0:53:24 | |
Yes. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
I will marry you. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:34 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:53:40 | 0:53:41 | |
I am in need of a coffee. You all right? | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
You all right? | 0:53:45 | 0:53:46 | |
You've got to be kidding me? What, is she upstairs right now? | 0:53:48 | 0:53:51 | |
Well, unless she walked back to the B&B in her bare feet. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
Her shoes are in the living room. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
SHE SCOFFS | 0:53:56 | 0:53:57 | |
No, please do not say anything, though, Lauren. | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
I can't face a row. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
And he accuses me of being immature! | 0:54:01 | 0:54:02 | |
Wow. One of the nicest ones you've bought, Dad. Congratulations(!) | 0:54:06 | 0:54:11 | |
-Did I not say? -Yes, you did, yeah. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
-Say what? -That you'd come out with something cynical. | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
I wonder if my last bridesmaid's dress will still fit? | 0:54:16 | 0:54:19 | |
Eh, who says you're even invited? | 0:54:19 | 0:54:20 | |
Anyway, it's not that big a deal. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:23 | |
Just think of it as our last desperate stab | 0:54:23 | 0:54:27 | |
at some sort of respectability. | 0:54:27 | 0:54:28 | |
-When's the engagement party? -Who said we're having a party? | 0:54:29 | 0:54:32 | |
Actually that's not a bad idea, Lucy. I think we should do that. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:35 | |
I'm going to call Mick, see if we can book the Vic. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
How much is that going to cost? | 0:54:37 | 0:54:39 | |
I'm off to work. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:41 | |
You know, I am actually pleased. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:45 | |
Out of all my mums, you're definitely... | 0:54:45 | 0:54:49 | |
in the top three. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:50 | |
Well, you're my third favourite daughter, so that makes us quits. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:54 | |
See ya. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:56 | |
Aw, hello, you! Who's a beautiful boy? | 0:55:03 | 0:55:05 | |
It's a girl. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:07 | |
-Oh, sorry. Don't take it personally. -She clearly likes you. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:10 | |
Normally she's very choosy about who she licks. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:12 | |
-Aren't you? -Yeah, well, I'll take that as a compliment. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:15 | |
-What's going on here? -He's just given me a flyer. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:18 | |
Looks more camp than the Girl Guides, if you ask me. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:20 | |
-SHE GASPS -Looks well exciting! | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
Really? Not really my cup of tea. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:24 | |
Anyway, I'll see you. Bye-bye, girl. | 0:55:24 | 0:55:26 | |
Excuse me, can I have a couple of them flyers? | 0:55:27 | 0:55:31 | |
Course you can, darling, there you go. | 0:55:31 | 0:55:32 | |
Nah, that's all right, mate. No, no, it is what it is. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:36 | |
All right, see you later. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
Lauren, I've got a favour to ask you. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:41 | |
David's just called, he's got to slope off. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
I've got to go to a car auction, so I need | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
someone to keep an eye on the car lot, if that's all right? | 0:55:45 | 0:55:48 | |
Is that all right? | 0:55:48 | 0:55:49 | |
-I like your jacket. -Lauren, don't. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
The colour's a little bit dated, but whatever. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:55 | |
No, that's all right. Go on, Lauren. | 0:55:55 | 0:55:57 | |
You got something to say, Lauren, just say it. | 0:55:57 | 0:55:59 | |
-Guys, do we have to...? -When were you going to tell us, then, eh? | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
Probably about the same time you were going to tell me about Mum's new fella. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:05 | |
Yeah, and don't pretend you don't know, cos I saw Jane. She told me. | 0:56:05 | 0:56:08 | |
Hiya. Any of you two got a hairdryer you can lend me? | 0:56:10 | 0:56:14 | |
-Sure. -Lauren's got a problem with you staying over last night. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:16 | |
-Dad! I didn't say that. -No big deal, is it? | 0:56:16 | 0:56:18 | |
Geezer sleeps with his lawfully-wedded wife? | 0:56:18 | 0:56:21 | |
You going to watch the car lot for me or not? | 0:56:23 | 0:56:25 | |
I'll get you that hairdryer. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:28 | |
-How did you know?! -So I'm right then? | 0:56:49 | 0:56:51 | |
-No, how did you know? -Call it male intuition. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
Seriously, did we say anything? | 0:56:54 | 0:56:56 | |
Didn't have to. You were so shocked, and not upset. | 0:56:56 | 0:56:59 | |
Well, not in that way. So I put two and two together... | 0:56:59 | 0:57:02 | |
Well, I got two. | 0:57:02 | 0:57:03 | |
Thanks. But don't go spreading it around, will you? | 0:57:05 | 0:57:07 | |
-No, course not. -You're all right, you are. | 0:57:07 | 0:57:09 | |
-Tell madam that. -She still saying no? | 0:57:09 | 0:57:11 | |
I'm playing the long game. Slowly, slowly, catchy monkey. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:14 | |
SHE LAUGHS What time do you call this? | 0:57:14 | 0:57:16 | |
What's that you've just give her? | 0:57:16 | 0:57:17 | |
-I didn't. -Yes, you did, I just saw you! -I didn't. | 0:57:17 | 0:57:20 | |
Look, forget that. He wants to take you out, but he's too scared. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:23 | |
-I never said that! -Where to, where to? | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
I dunno. Round mine if you like? | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
-I got a new telly. -I've got me own telly! | 0:57:30 | 0:57:32 | |
I'll work on her. | 0:57:34 | 0:57:36 | |
Mmm. | 0:57:36 | 0:57:37 | |
-Here you go. -Thanks, Abi. | 0:57:39 | 0:57:40 | |
I'll put it back in your bedroom soon as I've finished with it. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:43 | |
-Yeah, well, I'm going to go. So I'll see you later. -OK. | 0:57:43 | 0:57:46 | |
-See you later, Abs. -See ya. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:48 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:57:49 | 0:57:50 | |
This is where we say, "Alone at last." | 0:57:52 | 0:57:55 | |
Actually, I've got all these e-mails to catch up on. | 0:57:55 | 0:57:58 | |
Come on, we can go back upstairs. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
And this time we can make as much noise as we like. | 0:58:00 | 0:58:02 | |
You know you want to. | 0:58:04 | 0:58:06 | |
Actually, I need to get to work. | 0:58:06 | 0:58:08 | |
You need to dry your hair, don't you? | 0:58:08 | 0:58:10 | |
See ya. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:12 | |
He's a nice bloke, what's the matter with her? | 0:58:16 | 0:58:18 | |
I gave up a long time ago trying to work out why | 0:58:18 | 0:58:20 | |
Bianca's the way she is. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:21 | |
-Two quid, please. -There you are. -Cheers. | 0:58:22 | 0:58:24 | |
So he's got a bit of baggage, like she ain't. | 0:58:24 | 0:58:27 | |
More baggage than a jumbo jet, that girl. | 0:58:27 | 0:58:29 | |
Can't you say something to her? | 0:58:29 | 0:58:30 | |
Anything I suggest, she does the exact opposite. | 0:58:30 | 0:58:32 | |
-So suggest the exact opposite. See ya later. -See ya later. | 0:58:32 | 0:58:35 | |
-Can I have a coffee, please? -All right, darling. -Takeaway. -OK. | 0:58:36 | 0:58:39 | |
You all right? | 0:58:44 | 0:58:45 | |
Clearly not. | 0:58:47 | 0:58:48 | |
Look, Lauren... | 0:58:50 | 0:58:52 | |
I know we're not together, but if you're upset... | 0:58:52 | 0:58:56 | |
You up for it? | 0:58:59 | 0:59:01 | |
-No. -Oh, come on, it's free entry and half-price drinks till ten. | 0:59:01 | 0:59:06 | |
-Shirl's going, aren't you, Shirl? -I'm going to wear my sparkly tights. | 0:59:06 | 0:59:09 | |
-See, how can you say no after that? -Not really my thing. | 0:59:09 | 0:59:12 | |
Well, he used to say the same thing about milk when he was a little boy. Look at him now. | 0:59:12 | 0:59:16 | |
Nance, you have a word, he listens to you. | 0:59:16 | 0:59:18 | |
-I'm staying out of it. -And so should you. Will you tell 'em, Mick? | 0:59:18 | 0:59:20 | |
-No, I'm with Nance. -Just leave him alone! | 0:59:20 | 0:59:23 | |
Sorry, Linda, I don't understand. What's the problem? | 0:59:23 | 0:59:25 | |
"Since when was it such a big deal for a man to sleep | 0:59:30 | 0:59:32 | |
"with his lawfully-wedded wife?" | 0:59:32 | 0:59:34 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Is that what he said? | 0:59:34 | 0:59:36 | |
And I'm like, "How has he got the nerve?" | 0:59:36 | 0:59:38 | |
-So what did you say? -Nothing. | 0:59:38 | 0:59:41 | |
It was only going to cause another argument, weren't it? | 0:59:41 | 0:59:43 | |
What you've got to understand is... | 0:59:43 | 0:59:45 | |
Can you not try and defend him, please? | 0:59:45 | 0:59:47 | |
I'm not saying he's not been an idiot. | 0:59:47 | 0:59:49 | |
But I put myself in his shoes, and I can see why. | 0:59:49 | 0:59:51 | |
He's just found out your mum's got a new bloke. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:54 | |
That's a massive kick in the teeth. | 0:59:54 | 0:59:57 | |
He's lonely, he's upset... | 0:59:57 | 0:59:59 | |
Me and you would've reached for the bottle. | 0:59:59 | 1:00:02 | |
He's reached for her. What's the difference? | 1:00:02 | 1:00:05 | |
I miss you. | 1:00:08 | 1:00:09 | |
Don't do this, Jake. We agreed. | 1:00:11 | 1:00:13 | |
Do you miss me? | 1:00:14 | 1:00:16 | |
HE SIGHS DEEPLY | 1:00:18 | 1:00:20 | |
You can say no if you want to... | 1:00:22 | 1:00:23 | |
..but I've got the house to myself tonight. | 1:00:24 | 1:00:27 | |
Sadie's taking Bella to a swimming gala. | 1:00:27 | 1:00:29 | |
She won't be back till around ten. | 1:00:29 | 1:00:31 | |
-Lauren? -How can I slag him off for it and then go | 1:00:33 | 1:00:35 | |
and do exactly the same thing? | 1:00:35 | 1:00:37 | |
-It's just, every time I see you... -I said DON'T. | 1:00:38 | 1:00:41 | |
Best we avoid each other completely from now on then, yeah? | 1:00:45 | 1:00:47 | |
-I've been thinking about our engagement party. -Yeah? | 1:01:02 | 1:01:04 | |
I think we should have it at Scarlett's. | 1:01:04 | 1:01:06 | |
Scarlett's is too posh, Ian. People will feel uncomfortable. | 1:01:06 | 1:01:09 | |
But it's my place, OK? We can do what we want, | 1:01:09 | 1:01:11 | |
-have it as informal as we like. -But I've already booked the Vic. | 1:01:11 | 1:01:14 | |
Already? | 1:01:14 | 1:01:15 | |
-I thought you wanted to make me happy? -I do. | 1:01:16 | 1:01:18 | |
Well, what's going to make me happy | 1:01:18 | 1:01:20 | |
is having our engagement party at the Vic. | 1:01:20 | 1:01:22 | |
-All right? -All right. Fine. Whatever. | 1:01:22 | 1:01:26 | |
See you in a bit. | 1:01:26 | 1:01:27 | |
What do you want? | 1:01:31 | 1:01:33 | |
Have I got that right? You're actually marrying him? | 1:01:33 | 1:01:35 | |
You've really gone and done it now, innit? | 1:01:38 | 1:01:40 | |
-Done what? -Turned yourself into more of a challenge. | 1:01:40 | 1:01:42 | |
You all right to do a shift in the pub tonight? | 1:01:47 | 1:01:49 | |
Only Tracey wants the night off. | 1:01:49 | 1:01:50 | |
Shirley and Tina are still trying to get me out to this club. | 1:01:50 | 1:01:53 | |
And what have you said? | 1:01:53 | 1:01:55 | |
You know... | 1:01:55 | 1:01:56 | |
I just wish everybody would back off. | 1:01:56 | 1:01:58 | |
Mick? Mick? | 1:02:02 | 1:02:05 | |
Here, you'll like this. I've had that Denise on the phone. | 1:02:05 | 1:02:08 | |
She's getting married to Ian. | 1:02:08 | 1:02:09 | |
Guess who they've asked to lay on the engagement party? | 1:02:09 | 1:02:12 | |
-You need to have a word with Shirley and Tina. -Why? | 1:02:12 | 1:02:15 | |
They're ganging up on Johnny, trying to | 1:02:15 | 1:02:17 | |
get him to go to this club opening tonight. | 1:02:17 | 1:02:19 | |
So? | 1:02:19 | 1:02:20 | |
You do realise what kind of club it is? Don't walk away | 1:02:20 | 1:02:22 | |
-from me when I'm talking to you. -We're out of scratchings. | 1:02:22 | 1:02:25 | |
He's vulnerable, and the last thing he needs is | 1:02:25 | 1:02:27 | |
-those two shoving their noses in. -How come's the back door's open? | 1:02:27 | 1:02:30 | |
-I was taking out the recycling. -Where's Lady Di? -What? | 1:02:30 | 1:02:32 | |
She was down here, and you've left the back door open? | 1:02:32 | 1:02:35 | |
SHE EXHALES | 1:02:35 | 1:02:37 | |
'3.99, please.' | 1:02:37 | 1:02:38 | |
Probably disgusting, but it's only for cooking. | 1:02:39 | 1:02:41 | |
Never had you down as MasterChef. | 1:02:41 | 1:02:43 | |
Yeah, well, I'm not, but I'm making an effort. | 1:02:43 | 1:02:45 | |
-Me and Max are back together. -Oh, really? | 1:02:45 | 1:02:47 | |
How many times does that make it now? | 1:02:49 | 1:02:51 | |
# Love is in the air... # | 1:02:53 | 1:02:56 | |
Oi, you, you either buy something or you get out. | 1:02:56 | 1:02:59 | |
I'm window-shopping. Checking out the merchandise. | 1:02:59 | 1:03:01 | |
I thought I'd made it absolutely clear to you - | 1:03:01 | 1:03:03 | |
-this one ain't for sale. -But I can look, can't I? | 1:03:03 | 1:03:06 | |
-Everything all right, D? -Yeah, yeah, I've got it handled, Fats. | 1:03:06 | 1:03:10 | |
-You sure? Cos I can... -I don't do damsel in distress. | 1:03:10 | 1:03:13 | |
So knights in shining armour need not apply. | 1:03:13 | 1:03:16 | |
Right. You've got till I count to three. | 1:03:22 | 1:03:25 | |
-Mmm. -One... -And then what? | 1:03:25 | 1:03:28 | |
..two... | 1:03:28 | 1:03:29 | |
-I like bossy, it turns me on. -..three! | 1:03:29 | 1:03:31 | |
-So come on. Do your worst. -LADY DI BARKS | 1:03:31 | 1:03:34 | |
-Hey, hey, hey. -What you doing?! | 1:03:34 | 1:03:36 | |
Aw, who's a beautiful girl? | 1:03:38 | 1:03:40 | |
I got bitten when I was a kid! I can't deal with that. | 1:03:40 | 1:03:42 | |
-See him? That fella over there? -Seriously. | 1:03:42 | 1:03:44 | |
Oh, don't be so ridiculous. She's a lovely dog. Ain't you, girl? | 1:03:44 | 1:03:48 | |
Huh? Only being friendly. | 1:03:48 | 1:03:51 | |
Ugh, Lady Di! | 1:03:51 | 1:03:52 | |
LADY DI PANTS | 1:03:54 | 1:03:56 | |
-What you doing here? -Can go where I want. | 1:03:56 | 1:03:58 | |
Nancy don't want nothing to do with you, so what are you doing here? | 1:03:58 | 1:04:01 | |
-It's a shop. I'm shopping. -Only he's not. | 1:04:01 | 1:04:03 | |
Sorry about this. | 1:04:07 | 1:04:08 | |
Oh, no, don't worry about it, she's a sweetheart. | 1:04:08 | 1:04:11 | |
I'll make sure it don't happen again. | 1:04:11 | 1:04:13 | |
Come on, girl. | 1:04:16 | 1:04:17 | |
Ooh. Always did like a tough guy. | 1:04:17 | 1:04:21 | |
Yeah, I know all that, mate. | 1:04:24 | 1:04:25 | |
Problem is my business partner's indisposed, | 1:04:25 | 1:04:27 | |
-and I need someone to watch the shop, so... -I can do it. | 1:04:27 | 1:04:30 | |
Hang on, mate. | 1:04:32 | 1:04:33 | |
-What? -Like you asked me to. | 1:04:35 | 1:04:36 | |
-You serious? -I'm here, aren't I? | 1:04:37 | 1:04:39 | |
Yes, mate. No, scrap all that. I can be there after all. | 1:04:47 | 1:04:51 | |
Yes, I'll be leaving in two minutes. All right. See you then, bye. | 1:04:51 | 1:04:55 | |
So what's brought this on? | 1:04:59 | 1:05:00 | |
Well, I'm sorry about this morning. Not for me to judge. | 1:05:00 | 1:05:04 | |
If Mum can do it, then so can you. | 1:05:04 | 1:05:06 | |
So what's he like, Mum's new fella? | 1:05:09 | 1:05:11 | |
What's she said about him? | 1:05:13 | 1:05:14 | |
Kat's been trying to twist me arm all morning to change me mind. | 1:05:15 | 1:05:18 | |
"Terry's so kind, Terry's so nice, Terry this, Terry that." | 1:05:18 | 1:05:23 | |
I'm getting sick of it. | 1:05:23 | 1:05:24 | |
Kat wants you to go out with a nice bloke? | 1:05:24 | 1:05:26 | |
What a cow. | 1:05:26 | 1:05:28 | |
Listen, I'm on your side. None of her business. | 1:05:28 | 1:05:30 | |
If you don't like him, you don't have to go out with him. | 1:05:30 | 1:05:33 | |
-I didn't say I didn't like him. -What, are you telling me you do now? | 1:05:33 | 1:05:36 | |
It's his ex-wife I don't like. | 1:05:36 | 1:05:38 | |
Oh, I didn't realise, she's going to be there as well? | 1:05:38 | 1:05:41 | |
All right, I get it. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:43 | |
All Kat is saying that not all men are as nasty as...Tony. | 1:05:43 | 1:05:46 | |
Anyway...going round his flat, ain't exactly a date, is it? | 1:05:50 | 1:05:53 | |
Why would I want to go to a gay club, Danny? | 1:05:55 | 1:05:57 | |
I dunno. Because it'll be fun. | 1:05:59 | 1:06:01 | |
-Yeah, for you. -And for you. | 1:06:01 | 1:06:05 | |
So you're telling me that there'll be no ogling whatsoever? | 1:06:05 | 1:06:09 | |
Who said anything about ogling? | 1:06:09 | 1:06:11 | |
Fine. | 1:06:12 | 1:06:13 | |
Well, if you want to go, you can go. Have a great time. | 1:06:13 | 1:06:17 | |
I don't really want to be a part of it. | 1:06:17 | 1:06:19 | |
Thank you. | 1:06:19 | 1:06:21 | |
Yeah, all right. OK. On one condition. | 1:06:21 | 1:06:24 | |
We don't talk about you-know-who. | 1:06:26 | 1:06:27 | |
I'll see you at half seven. | 1:06:30 | 1:06:31 | |
He said he's cooking. Dunno what I'm letting meself in for. | 1:06:33 | 1:06:36 | |
-There you go. -Cheers. | 1:06:45 | 1:06:47 | |
-What's with the book? -None of your business. | 1:06:47 | 1:06:49 | |
-Is that the one Terry give you? -Why do you care? | 1:06:49 | 1:06:52 | |
None of your business either, | 1:06:52 | 1:06:53 | |
but I've decided to go round Terry's tonight after all. | 1:06:53 | 1:06:55 | |
Oh, yeah? What brought that on? | 1:06:55 | 1:06:57 | |
Just one condition - that we don't talk about Nikki. | 1:06:57 | 1:06:59 | |
Good for you. No, hold on. Give that... | 1:06:59 | 1:07:03 | |
-You are joking! -Give it back. Shush! | 1:07:03 | 1:07:05 | |
Twins?! Aw, when did you find out? | 1:07:05 | 1:07:08 | |
Last week, but don't tell anyone, all right? | 1:07:08 | 1:07:10 | |
-Not till I'm past 12 weeks. -I bet Alfie's over the moon! Aw! | 1:07:10 | 1:07:14 | |
-Shush! -Oh, I promise I won't say nothing, | 1:07:14 | 1:07:16 | |
-but just tell me everything! -Shut up! -Twins! | 1:07:16 | 1:07:18 | |
Have you seen a photo of him? This "Tim"? | 1:07:21 | 1:07:23 | |
Tim. What sort of name is that anyway? | 1:07:25 | 1:07:27 | |
-So when did she first mention him? -Can't remember. | 1:07:32 | 1:07:36 | |
Lauren, it's fine, you don't have to | 1:07:37 | 1:07:39 | |
try and spare my feelings, I just want to know. | 1:07:39 | 1:07:41 | |
All right. Six weeks? Two months maybe? | 1:07:41 | 1:07:45 | |
So it's serious then? | 1:07:46 | 1:07:47 | |
Must be serious, if she said to you not to mention anything. | 1:07:48 | 1:07:51 | |
Well, it's good, Lauren. I'm...pleased for her. It's good. | 1:07:53 | 1:07:56 | |
Everyone's moving on, so...it's really great, so... | 1:07:58 | 1:08:02 | |
Right, I'd better make a move. | 1:08:04 | 1:08:07 | |
Listen, I had a couple of sniffs earlier. | 1:08:07 | 1:08:08 | |
So if they come back, get all their details, tell 'em I'll get straight | 1:08:08 | 1:08:11 | |
back to 'em. But no haggling, all right? Leave that to me. | 1:08:11 | 1:08:15 | |
-All right, I'll see you later. -Dad... | 1:08:16 | 1:08:19 | |
Yeah? | 1:08:19 | 1:08:21 | |
You are allowed to be unhappy, you know. | 1:08:21 | 1:08:22 | |
Who said I am? | 1:08:25 | 1:08:26 | |
See you later. | 1:08:30 | 1:08:31 | |
That shirt don't look right. | 1:08:36 | 1:08:37 | |
-Ain't you got nothing tighter? -No! | 1:08:39 | 1:08:41 | |
Yes, you have, that one with the V neck. | 1:08:41 | 1:08:43 | |
-Why can't I just wear what I want to wear? -Sorry?! | 1:08:43 | 1:08:45 | |
He just don't get it, does he? Typical man. | 1:08:45 | 1:08:47 | |
Maybe he needs, like, some gel in his hair or something? | 1:08:47 | 1:08:50 | |
Look, I've agreed to go, ain't I? | 1:08:50 | 1:08:52 | |
-Can you all just back off! -What do you think you're doing? | 1:08:52 | 1:08:55 | |
Getting Johnny ready for his big night. | 1:08:55 | 1:08:58 | |
-He's working in the pub, and he knows that. Don't you, Johnny? -Yup. | 1:08:58 | 1:09:01 | |
HE SIGHS | 1:09:01 | 1:09:03 | |
CHILDREN CHATTER | 1:09:07 | 1:09:09 | |
Mum, do you like this dress? | 1:09:17 | 1:09:20 | |
Got to take it back to the stall tomorrow. | 1:09:20 | 1:09:23 | |
You never told me what Kat said | 1:09:23 | 1:09:24 | |
when you told her that you'd changed your mind? | 1:09:24 | 1:09:27 | |
-Bianca? -I got a secret. | 1:09:28 | 1:09:30 | |
Swear you won't say nothing, promise? | 1:09:30 | 1:09:32 | |
-What? To do with Terry? -Nothing to do with Terry. | 1:09:32 | 1:09:35 | |
-Kat's pregnant. -(What?!) | 1:09:35 | 1:09:36 | |
That's not the big news. She's only expecting twins! | 1:09:36 | 1:09:39 | |
But I didn't tell you, so please, promise, swear you won't say nothing? | 1:09:39 | 1:09:42 | |
-No, no, how long has she known? -End of conversation! What do you think? | 1:09:42 | 1:09:45 | |
I think it looks gorgeous, yeah. I am so pleased you | 1:09:45 | 1:09:47 | |
and Terry are getting back together and sorting out your problems. | 1:09:47 | 1:09:50 | |
-Well... -But, listen, just one thing that needs to finish that off. | 1:09:50 | 1:09:54 | |
Hang on a minute... | 1:09:54 | 1:09:55 | |
-Where's Dad? -He's not home yet. | 1:09:59 | 1:10:00 | |
He's going to be well happy. Guess what? | 1:10:00 | 1:10:02 | |
I've only gone and sold two cars at sticker price! | 1:10:02 | 1:10:04 | |
-Aw, well done. -When did she move all that in? | 1:10:04 | 1:10:07 | |
< Is that you, Lauren? | 1:10:07 | 1:10:08 | |
Yeah. | 1:10:09 | 1:10:10 | |
-Blimey. -Since it's my first proper night back, thought I'd mark it. | 1:10:15 | 1:10:19 | |
I hope you're both hungry. | 1:10:20 | 1:10:21 | |
"Press OK on the remote control for the autotune to start..." | 1:10:23 | 1:10:27 | |
Well, I've done that! | 1:10:27 | 1:10:28 | |
I've done that. | 1:10:30 | 1:10:31 | |
TOP GEAR PLAYS ON TV | 1:10:31 | 1:10:33 | |
BUZZER RINGS | 1:10:35 | 1:10:36 | |
BUZZER CONTINUES | 1:10:48 | 1:10:50 | |
Yeah, I'm coming! | 1:10:50 | 1:10:52 | |
So you're married to her? | 1:10:52 | 1:10:54 | |
Yeah. Mick, mate, don't worry about it, it's a long story. | 1:10:54 | 1:10:58 | |
Surely it's a good thing you're back with her, no? | 1:10:58 | 1:11:00 | |
You want the truth? I only married her | 1:11:01 | 1:11:03 | |
cos I was lonely, and she was there. | 1:11:03 | 1:11:04 | |
-Stupidest thing I've ever done. -So what are you doing back with her? | 1:11:04 | 1:11:07 | |
Yeah. That's the question. See you later. | 1:11:07 | 1:11:10 | |
-I like your earrings. -Oh, thanks. They were me nan's. | 1:11:12 | 1:11:15 | |
-Me mum dug 'em out for me. -They look fantastic. | 1:11:15 | 1:11:19 | |
You look fantastic, really. | 1:11:19 | 1:11:20 | |
ENGINES REV ON TV | 1:11:20 | 1:11:22 | |
What're you watching? | 1:11:23 | 1:11:25 | |
I wasn't really watching anything, to be honest. | 1:11:25 | 1:11:27 | |
I was just, eh, trying it out. | 1:11:27 | 1:11:29 | |
-Where's the kids? -They're staying over at, um... | 1:11:32 | 1:11:35 | |
Oh. She who must not be named. | 1:11:35 | 1:11:37 | |
-So, do you like it? -Yeah, it's really nice. | 1:11:38 | 1:11:40 | |
-The telly. -Oh. Well, yeah, it's a telly. | 1:11:43 | 1:11:48 | |
Nice. What do you want me to say? | 1:11:48 | 1:11:49 | |
It'll be brilliant when I've worked it all out, | 1:11:49 | 1:11:52 | |
cos you can record on it and everything. Only thing is | 1:11:52 | 1:11:54 | |
you need a degree in computers to work out the remote. | 1:11:54 | 1:11:57 | |
Agh. | 1:11:57 | 1:11:58 | |
Shall I get the wine? | 1:12:01 | 1:12:03 | |
-So, do we invite Winston? -He'll just invite himself, won't he? | 1:12:08 | 1:12:12 | |
Make sure they all know it's only the first drink that's free. | 1:12:12 | 1:12:15 | |
-I had a thought... -Do be careful, Ian. | 1:12:15 | 1:12:18 | |
No. About Scarlett's... | 1:12:18 | 1:12:20 | |
What do you think of the name "Scarlett's"? | 1:12:20 | 1:12:22 | |
It's all right. | 1:12:22 | 1:12:23 | |
I was thinking about renaming it to... | 1:12:23 | 1:12:26 | |
I dunno, "Turpin's". On account of it being on Turpin Road. | 1:12:26 | 1:12:29 | |
Yes, I do get the idea, Ian. | 1:12:29 | 1:12:30 | |
Thought it would give it a highwayman feel. | 1:12:30 | 1:12:32 | |
Well, prices are daylight robbery. | 1:12:32 | 1:12:35 | |
What about Tracey? | 1:12:35 | 1:12:37 | |
We're going now, Johnny. | 1:12:40 | 1:12:42 | |
Why don't you come with us if you like? | 1:12:42 | 1:12:43 | |
-Don't worry about your mother. I'll deal with her. -Just go. Please. | 1:12:43 | 1:12:46 | |
Linda. There is one good thing to come out of all this. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:53 | |
All what? | 1:12:53 | 1:12:55 | |
Having a gay son. You'll be able to go shopping together. | 1:12:55 | 1:12:59 | |
You ever try anything like that again, | 1:12:59 | 1:13:01 | |
I'll take them sparkly tights of yours | 1:13:01 | 1:13:03 | |
and wrap 'em round your throat. | 1:13:03 | 1:13:05 | |
Are we clear? | 1:13:05 | 1:13:06 | |
I never had you down as a Take That fan. | 1:13:11 | 1:13:13 | |
-I'm not. -Never went for 'em meself. | 1:13:14 | 1:13:16 | |
All them girls wetting their knickers over 'em. Don't get it. | 1:13:16 | 1:13:19 | |
Bit sad really. | 1:13:19 | 1:13:21 | |
Oh, look, you've got a scratch on your telly. | 1:13:21 | 1:13:23 | |
So? | 1:13:23 | 1:13:24 | |
So, take it back to the shop! | 1:13:25 | 1:13:27 | |
I didn't get it from a shop. | 1:13:29 | 1:13:30 | |
So where did you get it? | 1:13:31 | 1:13:32 | |
Two more minutes and I think we're there, you know. | 1:13:32 | 1:13:34 | |
RAIN PATTERS ON WINDOW | 1:13:34 | 1:13:36 | |
-Mmm, smells good. -So tuck in! | 1:13:37 | 1:13:41 | |
Mmm. Didn't know you could cook. | 1:13:41 | 1:13:43 | |
I can't really, but it's simpler than it looks. | 1:13:43 | 1:13:45 | |
So, erm...how was the auction, sweetheart? | 1:13:49 | 1:13:53 | |
Yeah, it was all right, thanks. | 1:13:55 | 1:13:57 | |
Never guess what, Dad. I've only gone and sold two cars today. | 1:14:01 | 1:14:06 | |
HE GROANS | 1:14:07 | 1:14:08 | |
What was the last thing I said to you, Lauren? | 1:14:08 | 1:14:11 | |
I sold them at sticker price. | 1:14:11 | 1:14:12 | |
Well, that's not the point. | 1:14:12 | 1:14:14 | |
If I tell you not to do something, Lauren, | 1:14:14 | 1:14:16 | |
-I don't want you to do it. -But surely if she | 1:14:16 | 1:14:17 | |
-got the sticker price? -Was I talking to you? | 1:14:17 | 1:14:19 | |
What is this anyway? | 1:14:25 | 1:14:27 | |
Chicken chasseur. | 1:14:27 | 1:14:28 | |
"Chicken chasseur." What is chicken chasseur? | 1:14:29 | 1:14:32 | |
Chicken in white wine. | 1:14:32 | 1:14:34 | |
MAX SIGHS | 1:14:34 | 1:14:35 | |
Don't eat it, Lauren. | 1:14:35 | 1:14:37 | |
-It's no big deal. -No, she's got an alcohol problem, and you're | 1:14:38 | 1:14:40 | |
cooking her chicken in white wine?! | 1:14:40 | 1:14:42 | |
What are you, brain of Britain? | 1:14:42 | 1:14:45 | |
-The alcohol evaporates. -It don't evaporate! | 1:14:45 | 1:14:47 | |
You talking about, "evaporate"? I can smell it! | 1:14:47 | 1:14:49 | |
-Dad, please. -Take it away, Kirsty, please. | 1:14:49 | 1:14:52 | |
We'll have something else, beans on toast or something. | 1:14:52 | 1:14:54 | |
Max, I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking... | 1:14:54 | 1:14:57 | |
I just want you to take the dinner away. | 1:14:57 | 1:14:59 | |
Can you just take the...? | 1:15:02 | 1:15:04 | |
Take the dinner away! | 1:15:04 | 1:15:06 | |
PLATE SMASHES | 1:15:06 | 1:15:07 | |
Know what, Kirsty? I think you should leave. | 1:15:11 | 1:15:14 | |
So if you didn't get the telly from a shop, where did you get it? | 1:15:18 | 1:15:22 | |
Can't we just enjoy the food? | 1:15:22 | 1:15:24 | |
Don't you like it? It's me speciality. | 1:15:27 | 1:15:30 | |
-Used to cook it for her, did you? -Oh, come on, Bianca, this is daft. | 1:15:32 | 1:15:35 | |
Where did you get the telly? | 1:15:36 | 1:15:38 | |
Why does it matter where | 1:15:38 | 1:15:39 | |
-I got a flipping telly? -Did she give it you? | 1:15:39 | 1:15:41 | |
HE SIGHS | 1:15:42 | 1:15:44 | |
All right. She was upgrading to a 3D. | 1:15:44 | 1:15:47 | |
What?! | 1:15:47 | 1:15:49 | |
It's just a telly! | 1:15:49 | 1:15:50 | |
Well, you might like cast-offs, but I don't! | 1:15:51 | 1:15:54 | |
What?! | 1:15:54 | 1:15:55 | |
Get me coat. | 1:15:57 | 1:15:58 | |
Go on, Kirsty. Get lost. | 1:16:11 | 1:16:13 | |
I didn't invite you round last night cos I wanted you... | 1:16:13 | 1:16:17 | |
I felt sorry for myself! I'll get myself a hooker next time. | 1:16:17 | 1:16:20 | |
DOG BARKS | 1:16:24 | 1:16:26 | |
Bianca! Bianca! | 1:16:32 | 1:16:36 | |
Go and play with your ex-wife's telly. | 1:16:36 | 1:16:38 | |
All right, I will! | 1:16:38 | 1:16:39 | |
Suppose we should get this cleaned up. | 1:16:46 | 1:16:48 | |
-I'll get a cloth. -No, don't. | 1:16:48 | 1:16:51 | |
It's his mess, he can clear it up. | 1:16:51 | 1:16:53 | |
What's the matter with you, Lauren? | 1:16:53 | 1:16:55 | |
Don't start pretending you liked her all of a sudden. | 1:16:55 | 1:16:58 | |
So all that was for my benefit, was it? | 1:16:58 | 1:17:00 | |
Where you going? Lauren? | 1:17:06 | 1:17:09 | |
If we invite Mo, that means we end up with Fat Elvis and Chinese Dave | 1:17:09 | 1:17:13 | |
and every other lowlife Walford wants to bring along. | 1:17:13 | 1:17:16 | |
OK, Ian, so you're saying we invite Kat and Alfie, but not Mo. | 1:17:16 | 1:17:19 | |
-Yeah. -But they live in the same house, Ian, | 1:17:19 | 1:17:20 | |
so how does that work out? | 1:17:20 | 1:17:22 | |
Do you mind not leaning against my gate? | 1:17:25 | 1:17:27 | |
What you going to do, clamp me? | 1:17:27 | 1:17:29 | |
I'd like you to move. | 1:17:29 | 1:17:30 | |
Cool. No problem. | 1:17:33 | 1:17:35 | |
See ya later, Denise. | 1:17:36 | 1:17:37 | |
Do you know that guy? | 1:17:41 | 1:17:43 | |
Oh, he must come in the shop or... | 1:17:43 | 1:17:44 | |
-How does he know your name? -I don't know! | 1:17:47 | 1:17:49 | |
Where is it? | 1:18:03 | 1:18:04 | |
HE SIGHS | 1:18:06 | 1:18:07 | |
SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR | 1:18:26 | 1:18:27 | |
You still on your own? | 1:18:34 | 1:18:35 | |
Can I come in? | 1:18:38 | 1:18:39 | |
Oh, congratulations! | 3:00:13 | 3:00:16 | |
What for? | 3:00:16 | 3:00:17 | |
"What for?", she says! You're only getting married! | 3:00:17 | 3:00:21 | |
Who told you? | 3:00:21 | 3:00:22 | |
You did. You and Ian were talking about your engagement party. | 3:00:23 | 3:00:27 | |
Which Fats still hasn't got an invite to. | 3:00:27 | 3:00:29 | |
Come on, of course you're invited. | 3:00:31 | 3:00:33 | |
Anyway, right now I'm a little bit | 3:00:35 | 3:00:37 | |
more concerned about a lost earring. | 3:00:37 | 3:00:40 | |
Look, do you mean this one? | 3:00:40 | 3:00:42 | |
Oh. What an idiot. | 3:00:44 | 3:00:46 | |
An idiot for losing the earring? Or for marrying Ian? | 3:00:48 | 3:00:50 | |
Sorry. | 3:00:54 | 3:00:55 | |
-JOHNNY GASPS -Wake up, everybody, rise and shine! | 3:01:09 | 3:01:12 | |
I'm up! How come you slept there? | 3:01:12 | 3:01:14 | |
Cos Tina passed out on my floor at 4am and I | 3:01:14 | 3:01:16 | |
was getting drunk off the fumes. MICK CONTINUES BANGING POTS | 3:01:16 | 3:01:19 | |
Some of us are trying not to throw up here! | 3:01:19 | 3:01:21 | |
-Good night, was it? -Yeah, you missed out. -Did you pull? | 3:01:21 | 3:01:25 | |
Don't ask. Your Auntie Shirl, she was a hit. | 3:01:25 | 3:01:28 | |
-Do I look like a lezzer? -Linda! | 3:01:28 | 3:01:30 | |
Yes, Mick, you gorgeous man, you. | 3:01:30 | 3:01:33 | |
Right, you 'orrible lot. I want all hands on deck. | 3:01:34 | 3:01:37 | |
We've got our very first engagement party in the pub! | 3:01:37 | 3:01:40 | |
-Whose engagement party? -Ian Beale. Runs that restaurant. | 3:01:40 | 3:01:44 | |
You know, he looks a bit like a... | 3:01:44 | 3:01:45 | |
A weasel? THEY LAUGH | 3:01:45 | 3:01:48 | |
-But it's all sorted. -Yeah, but I've been up half the night | 3:01:50 | 3:01:53 | |
worrying about it. The catering's got to be top notch. | 3:01:53 | 3:01:57 | |
I run a restaurant, after all. | 3:01:57 | 3:01:59 | |
Oh, really, Ian(?) I thought you flew rockets to the moon. | 3:01:59 | 3:02:02 | |
You, erm...you off already? | 3:02:05 | 3:02:08 | |
Yeah. | 3:02:08 | 3:02:10 | |
Thought I'd take my stuff round Lola's - well, ours - before work. | 3:02:10 | 3:02:14 | |
Erm... | 3:02:16 | 3:02:18 | |
Ohhh... | 3:02:19 | 3:02:21 | |
-I'm only going to be round the corner. -Yeah, I know. I know. | 3:02:22 | 3:02:25 | |
This is silly. I'm going to see you tonight anyway, at the Vic. | 3:02:29 | 3:02:34 | |
-Ta-ta. -See you. -See you. | 3:02:34 | 3:02:36 | |
You know, you don't have to bother. | 3:02:38 | 3:02:40 | |
-If you're not in the mood? With the party. -No, I am. I am. | 3:02:40 | 3:02:44 | |
I know you think I'm fussing, but it's our engagement party, | 3:02:44 | 3:02:48 | |
-I want it to be special, OK? See you in a bit. -See you. | 3:02:48 | 3:02:51 | |
There's no way I'm working at Ian Beale's engagement. | 3:02:54 | 3:02:57 | |
-Shirl! -Mick! | 3:02:57 | 3:02:59 | |
All right, well you can drop my car keys off at the garage. | 3:02:59 | 3:03:02 | |
Got a bit of fan belt trouble. | 3:03:02 | 3:03:04 | |
-What's this? -Party bag. Next time you're coming with, OK? | 3:03:05 | 3:03:10 | |
-Let's have a look! -Nance! | 3:03:10 | 3:03:12 | |
-LINDA: -Brew's up. | 3:03:12 | 3:03:14 | |
-There you go. Now, has anyone thought about food? -KNOCK ON DOOR | 3:03:19 | 3:03:23 | |
-We're not open until 11, mate. -It's Ian! | 3:03:23 | 3:03:25 | |
-All right? It's about tonight. -Oh, yeah? | 3:03:32 | 3:03:36 | |
Yeah, yeah. My fiancee, Denise, | 3:03:36 | 3:03:38 | |
she made the booking, which would have been fine in Alfie's time, | 3:03:38 | 3:03:41 | |
but I need a few more details before I can finalise the reservation. | 3:03:41 | 3:03:44 | |
-Details? -Yeah, who's the chef? | 3:03:45 | 3:03:48 | |
That'd be me. | 3:03:48 | 3:03:50 | |
Right. What're you planning on cooking? | 3:03:51 | 3:03:54 | |
Well, we usually do sandwiches. Right, Mick? | 3:03:54 | 3:03:57 | |
Look, you might not have heard of me, | 3:03:57 | 3:03:59 | |
I've got quite a reputation round here, no offence, | 3:03:59 | 3:04:03 | |
but people will be expecting a bit more than cheese and pickle. | 3:04:03 | 3:04:07 | |
Really? Well, maybe you haven't heard of me yet, | 3:04:07 | 3:04:10 | |
-but I'm not the sort of woman you want to... -The thing is, Ian, | 3:04:10 | 3:04:13 | |
we've been in the pub game about 20 years. We know a thing or two | 3:04:13 | 3:04:16 | |
about throwing a party. No disrespect to Alfie, but I'm | 3:04:16 | 3:04:20 | |
the guvnor now and I think you're going to love the way we run things. | 3:04:20 | 3:04:24 | |
So, why don't we have a sit down, we'll have a nice cuppa tea | 3:04:24 | 3:04:29 | |
and we'll all work out a menu we can agree on. Yeah? | 3:04:29 | 3:04:33 | |
Yeah. | 3:04:36 | 3:04:37 | |
-All right? -All right, Lauren? Where'd you get to last night? | 3:04:40 | 3:04:45 | |
Just Lucy's. | 3:04:45 | 3:04:47 | |
-It's a car, Max, not a woman. -Yeah, this motor will do more for | 3:04:48 | 3:04:52 | |
business than any woman ever could. | 3:04:52 | 3:04:53 | |
Dad! I find that statement insulting on many levels. | 3:04:53 | 3:04:56 | |
-Nice to see you've taken my advice, Max. -What's that, then? | 3:04:56 | 3:04:59 | |
The niche car market, I mentioned it a few weeks back. | 3:04:59 | 3:05:04 | |
Finally swallowed your pride, eh? Good man. | 3:05:04 | 3:05:07 | |
He reminds me of someone. | 3:05:09 | 3:05:10 | |
-Nice car. -Ain't you got the message yet? | 3:05:12 | 3:05:14 | |
I just thought that if we both slept on it...? | 3:05:14 | 3:05:16 | |
What? You thought I might just forget the last year ever happened? | 3:05:16 | 3:05:19 | |
Look, I'm skint, Max. The B&B's still after a week's deposit. | 3:05:19 | 3:05:22 | |
You found a way out of that problem last time. | 3:05:22 | 3:05:25 | |
Yeah, but we are technically still married! | 3:05:25 | 3:05:27 | |
Well, we ain't married, Kirsty. We're not! | 3:05:27 | 3:05:29 | |
Not if you sign the papers, we ain't. | 3:05:29 | 3:05:30 | |
What am I supposed to do? | 3:05:30 | 3:05:32 | |
You just chucked me out like a piece of rubbish. | 3:05:32 | 3:05:34 | |
I'm a person! I have needs! | 3:05:34 | 3:05:36 | |
-What's this? -All you're going to get. | 3:05:48 | 3:05:51 | |
SHE SIGHS | 3:05:52 | 3:05:54 | |
What? | 3:06:04 | 3:06:06 | |
-Well, we're looking forward to it. -Where are you sourcing the ingredients from? | 3:06:08 | 3:06:12 | |
-Because seasonal produce is a must. -Obviously. | 3:06:12 | 3:06:14 | |
And we've got a very special arrangement with our supplier. | 3:06:14 | 3:06:17 | |
-Don't you worry about that, Ian. -OK. Mick, pleasure to finally meet you. | 3:06:17 | 3:06:20 | |
-Likewise. -Linda. -Ian. | 3:06:20 | 3:06:22 | |
Just close the door on your way out, yeah? | 3:06:22 | 3:06:25 | |
Melt. | 3:06:26 | 3:06:29 | |
-When you said about "the supplier" you meant the shop next door, innit? -Yeah. | 3:06:29 | 3:06:32 | |
How are we going to get all this done, eh?! | 3:06:32 | 3:06:34 | |
I can't even say half this stuff. | 3:06:34 | 3:06:36 | |
I mean what's a blinny when it's at home?! | 3:06:36 | 3:06:38 | |
Blini. Don't worry, I'll help you, Mum. | 3:06:38 | 3:06:41 | |
You and me make a crack team. SHE SIGHS | 3:06:41 | 3:06:43 | |
-There you go, love. Cheers. -So, you just up and left? | 3:06:45 | 3:06:47 | |
-Too right I did. Swiped the remote an' all. -What did you do that for? | 3:06:47 | 3:06:51 | |
Should've heard him, Kat! | 3:06:51 | 3:06:53 | |
"What does it matter where I got me telly?!" Flash. | 3:06:53 | 3:06:56 | |
Let me get this straight, because I'm a bit confused, | 3:06:56 | 3:06:58 | |
he cooks you a slap-up meal, treats you like a lady, | 3:06:58 | 3:07:00 | |
doesn't mention his ex once, until YOU bring her up, | 3:07:00 | 3:07:03 | |
and then you stomp out in a huff with his remote shoved up your top? | 3:07:03 | 3:07:06 | |
So? | 3:07:06 | 3:07:07 | |
Oh, Denise, it's gorgeous. | 3:07:10 | 3:07:12 | |
Ian can really surprise you sometimes, can't he? | 3:07:12 | 3:07:14 | |
-Anyway, I'll see you tonight. -See you tonight. | 3:07:14 | 3:07:17 | |
What's tonight? | 3:07:17 | 3:07:18 | |
Oh, engagement party at the Vic. You coming? | 3:07:18 | 3:07:20 | |
-Oh, yeah, sure. -Bro? My leaving drinks? | 3:07:20 | 3:07:23 | |
Erm... Both at the Vic? | 3:07:23 | 3:07:25 | |
-Yes, because we can muddle in together, can't we? -Yeah, fantastic. | 3:07:25 | 3:07:29 | |
I would have thought my brother would've sorted out a special meal, | 3:07:29 | 3:07:33 | |
cake, organised some dancing girls to see me on my merry way, but | 3:07:33 | 3:07:36 | |
muddling in with Ian Beale's 87th engagement party is totally fine. | 3:07:36 | 3:07:42 | |
You're buying these. Leaving gift. I wonder what they are? | 3:07:42 | 3:07:45 | |
-Don't, Mas. -I didn't say anything. | 3:07:50 | 3:07:53 | |
-I'm happy. -Then I'm happy for you. | 3:07:53 | 3:07:57 | |
You know, I still can't believe The Fox is going to marry your dad. | 3:08:02 | 3:08:06 | |
-The Fox? -No, I'm saying, I think they're going to make a good couple. | 3:08:06 | 3:08:09 | |
-Be good together. -You all right? You left pretty sharpish this morning. | 3:08:09 | 3:08:13 | |
-So? -No news? | 3:08:13 | 3:08:14 | |
Said I'd tell you, didn't I?! | 3:08:14 | 3:08:16 | |
So, you coming then? | 3:08:21 | 3:08:23 | |
-I dunno. It's a bit awkward, innit. -Why? | 3:08:23 | 3:08:25 | |
-SHE GASPS -I never told you! | 3:08:25 | 3:08:28 | |
Me and Johnny had a little kiss. | 3:08:30 | 3:08:34 | |
-SHE SQUEALS -When?! -Shush. | 3:08:34 | 3:08:36 | |
-When? -Last week. | 3:08:36 | 3:08:39 | |
But he ain't called me back, so I don't think he's that interested. | 3:08:39 | 3:08:42 | |
Well, that doesn't necessarily mean anything. He could be shy. | 3:08:42 | 3:08:46 | |
-Wish he weren't. -Whit! | 3:08:46 | 3:08:48 | |
He's the first guy I've liked since Tyler. | 3:08:48 | 3:08:51 | |
Who is? Johnny? | 3:08:51 | 3:08:53 | |
Keep your voice down. | 3:08:53 | 3:08:55 | |
You know what, to tell you the truth I kind of thought he, erm... | 3:08:55 | 3:08:58 | |
You know, he was like... You know... | 3:08:58 | 3:09:00 | |
-Kind of... -No, he's not. | 3:09:00 | 3:09:02 | |
Do you think? | 3:09:02 | 3:09:04 | |
No. No. | 3:09:04 | 3:09:06 | |
Well, I wouldn't give up just yet. | 3:09:06 | 3:09:08 | |
Pretty girl like you, I'm sure you don't get turned down too often. | 3:09:08 | 3:09:11 | |
Anyway, I'm going to go. I'll see you later, all right? | 3:09:13 | 3:09:17 | |
-Yeah. -Take it easy. | 3:09:17 | 3:09:19 | |
Ain't you worried? | 3:09:22 | 3:09:24 | |
Oh, look, just forget it! | 3:09:26 | 3:09:28 | |
Oh! Just been speaking to Carl's mum. | 3:09:31 | 3:09:35 | |
She hasn't spoken to him since New Year's Eve. | 3:09:35 | 3:09:38 | |
Weird, don't you think? | 3:09:38 | 3:09:40 | |
No, the only thing that's weird is you banging on about it to me. | 3:09:40 | 3:09:43 | |
Dodgy stuff happens round here and you're usually involved. | 3:09:43 | 3:09:46 | |
Oh! Cheers. | 3:09:46 | 3:09:47 | |
How are you even his sister? You don't look like Mick. | 3:09:50 | 3:09:52 | |
-I got all the looks. -Oh, yeah? Older or younger? | 3:09:52 | 3:09:54 | |
Just make sure it's in by lunchtime. Yeah? | 3:09:54 | 3:09:58 | |
Shirl. Can I have a word? | 3:09:58 | 3:10:03 | |
Remember when you spilt engine oil on Mum's new carpet? | 3:10:08 | 3:10:11 | |
Remember?! Her screams still echo through my nightmares. | 3:10:11 | 3:10:14 | |
How long was it before she spoke to you again? | 3:10:17 | 3:10:20 | |
I dunno, like a couple of weeks and a lot of washing up. | 3:10:20 | 3:10:25 | |
Always thought it'd be Dad who'd have the problem with me being... | 3:10:25 | 3:10:29 | |
you know? | 3:10:29 | 3:10:30 | |
Weird, innit, she used to have a right laugh with her hairdresser. | 3:10:30 | 3:10:35 | |
Always nosing in on his sex life. | 3:10:35 | 3:10:36 | |
Oi, stop moping about and get stuck in with the party. | 3:10:39 | 3:10:44 | |
She will come round, you'll see. | 3:10:44 | 3:10:46 | |
Cheers, babe. | 3:10:46 | 3:10:48 | |
Here you are. | 3:10:48 | 3:10:51 | |
-Sausage! -She don't even call me that any more. | 3:10:51 | 3:10:54 | |
There you go. | 3:10:54 | 3:10:56 | |
-Well, a thank-you would be nice. -Thanks(!) | 3:10:59 | 3:11:01 | |
-I take it this belongs to you? -No. | 3:11:06 | 3:11:08 | |
Not really, Tina got it for me, I didn't ask her to... | 3:11:08 | 3:11:11 | |
Just don't leave it lying about, I'm trying to keep a tidy ship here. | 3:11:11 | 3:11:14 | |
You decorating? | 3:11:21 | 3:11:23 | |
What you doing here? | 3:11:26 | 3:11:27 | |
You're unbelievable, you know that? | 3:11:30 | 3:11:32 | |
Help you, shall I? Begins with S. Ends with an "orry". | 3:11:32 | 3:11:38 | |
-Sorry. -What was all that about last night?! | 3:11:38 | 3:11:42 | |
I'm scared, Tel. | 3:11:42 | 3:11:43 | |
I just don't want to get hurt again. | 3:11:45 | 3:11:47 | |
Look, I'll never let that happen again. | 3:11:47 | 3:11:49 | |
Why don't we give it another go? | 3:11:52 | 3:11:53 | |
-Even after last night? -KEY TURNS IN THE LOCK | 3:11:57 | 3:11:59 | |
Only me! | 3:11:59 | 3:12:01 | |
-Has she got a key?! -Have you got a key?! | 3:12:02 | 3:12:05 | |
Got a spare cut when I had the kids. | 3:12:05 | 3:12:07 | |
Rosie said you hadn't done much. | 3:12:07 | 3:12:10 | |
Oh, hello. | 3:12:10 | 3:12:11 | |
Is it safe to enter or have you got a turkey sandwich in your pocket? | 3:12:11 | 3:12:14 | |
You can't just come tramping in here like this, Nikki. You know that. | 3:12:14 | 3:12:17 | |
-I haven't got time to bicker, Tel, I just need the kids' passports. -Why? | 3:12:17 | 3:12:20 | |
-Because I've got stand-by tickets for Lapland to make up for Christmas. -No. That ain't happening. | 3:12:20 | 3:12:24 | |
-They'll be back in a couple of days. -Yeah, and they've got school. | 3:12:24 | 3:12:27 | |
Travel is an education in itself, Tel. | 3:12:27 | 3:12:29 | |
-I'll see you later, then. -Bianca, wait. | 3:12:29 | 3:12:31 | |
There's a party in the Vic tonight, I'll see you there, yeah? | 3:12:34 | 3:12:38 | |
Maybe. | 3:12:41 | 3:12:42 | |
So, the passports? | 3:12:46 | 3:12:47 | |
-What's in the bags? -My life. | 3:12:56 | 3:12:59 | |
Where's Max? | 3:13:00 | 3:13:02 | |
He chucked me out again. Won't even give me the time of day | 3:13:02 | 3:13:05 | |
and Carl's not picking up the phone either. | 3:13:05 | 3:13:08 | |
Can you blame them? | 3:13:08 | 3:13:11 | |
Look at you, wandering the streets like a stray dog, whining. | 3:13:11 | 3:13:14 | |
-Are you asking for a smack? -Fighting talk? My type of language. | 3:13:14 | 3:13:17 | |
Yeah, well, I'm not a dog, all right? | 3:13:17 | 3:13:19 | |
Then don't act like one. Look, get some self-respect and move on. | 3:13:19 | 3:13:23 | |
Don't let the slime balls round here hold you back. | 3:13:23 | 3:13:25 | |
What am I supposed to do? I don't even have any money. | 3:13:25 | 3:13:28 | |
-Max's just left me high and dry. -You've got brains, haven't you? | 3:13:28 | 3:13:31 | |
Try using them before they're pickled for good. | 3:13:31 | 3:13:34 | |
-Mum, I'll do that. Go and sit down. -I know what I'm doing. | 3:13:43 | 3:13:46 | |
Oh! Flamin' box! | 3:13:47 | 3:13:49 | |
Will you tell your dad downstairs ain't a storage room | 3:13:49 | 3:13:51 | |
while he paints upstairs! | 3:13:51 | 3:13:53 | |
-What time's this party starting again? -Seven. | 3:13:53 | 3:13:57 | |
Wow! How did you not get bullied at school? | 3:13:57 | 3:14:00 | |
-I could ask you the same question! -I smelled burning, what's happened? | 3:14:00 | 3:14:03 | |
I sorted it. | 3:14:03 | 3:14:04 | |
Oh! Whose crime against fashion was this? | 3:14:06 | 3:14:10 | |
Blimey, Mick, even I remember that! | 3:14:10 | 3:14:12 | |
I've been looking for an '80s jacket like this for ages. | 3:14:12 | 3:14:15 | |
Oi, that's '90s, that is! And that's a man's article of clothing. | 3:14:15 | 3:14:18 | |
-Swore blind it'd been thrown out. -Must've snuck its way back in. | 3:14:18 | 3:14:24 | |
Used to think he was the nuts in it. | 3:14:24 | 3:14:26 | |
He'd like swing it over his shoulder and lean on stuff. | 3:14:26 | 3:14:29 | |
THEY LAUGH You fell for that, Mum? | 3:14:29 | 3:14:31 | |
Oh, he was the best-looking boy in the school. | 3:14:31 | 3:14:35 | |
Urgh! I saw tongue then! | 3:14:35 | 3:14:36 | |
Were these mine? | 3:14:38 | 3:14:39 | |
SHE GASPS | 3:14:41 | 3:14:42 | |
-What? -Tracey's fending off raging traders out there... | 3:14:43 | 3:14:46 | |
-What is it? -What is it, Shirl? | 3:14:46 | 3:14:48 | |
THEY LAUGH | 3:14:48 | 3:14:50 | |
-BOTH: -Oh! | 3:14:50 | 3:14:51 | |
-LINDA: -What? | 3:14:51 | 3:14:53 | |
Yeah, all right. Look, leave it. I was young and naive... | 3:14:54 | 3:14:57 | |
And cold, by the looks of it. | 3:14:57 | 3:15:00 | |
Yeah, all right. That's enough fun for today, | 3:15:00 | 3:15:03 | |
Johnny, put that box up in the loft, please, pronto. | 3:15:03 | 3:15:06 | |
-Cheers! -Do you think I'm being paranoid? | 3:15:12 | 3:15:14 | |
What do you mean? | 3:15:14 | 3:15:15 | |
Terry says he wants to give it another shot | 3:15:15 | 3:15:17 | |
and he says there's nothing going on and I do LIKE him, he makes me | 3:15:17 | 3:15:20 | |
laugh he's a good dad and I really fancy him but | 3:15:20 | 3:15:24 | |
say this is my last chance of being happy and not just someone's mum? | 3:15:24 | 3:15:29 | |
And then on the other hand, she's got herself a key cut. Who does that without asking? | 3:15:29 | 3:15:33 | |
Unless he's told her to do it without saying it, you know? | 3:15:33 | 3:15:36 | |
And that's what worries me, because I am not being made a mug of again. | 3:15:36 | 3:15:39 | |
-Not by that silly little cow. -OK, breathe. | 3:15:39 | 3:15:42 | |
You are in a state, aren't you? | 3:15:42 | 3:15:44 | |
I don't like seeing you like this, darling. | 3:15:44 | 3:15:46 | |
What should I do then? | 3:15:46 | 3:15:48 | |
He wants to meet me later in the Vic. | 3:15:48 | 3:15:50 | |
Well, don't go. I know you're good together, | 3:15:50 | 3:15:52 | |
but Nikki is always going to be part of the Terry package, isn't she? | 3:15:52 | 3:15:55 | |
She was his first love. And that runs deep, trust me. | 3:15:55 | 3:16:00 | |
You don't want that hanging over you for the rest of your life, do you? | 3:16:00 | 3:16:05 | |
No. | 3:16:05 | 3:16:06 | |
Oh, that's nice. | 3:16:10 | 3:16:12 | |
Yeah. I might not wear it. Spur of the moment thing. | 3:16:12 | 3:16:16 | |
It might be, I don't know, a bit young for me... | 3:16:16 | 3:16:18 | |
-A bit young? Shut up. -So, cooking for Peter, are we? | 3:16:18 | 3:16:22 | |
Yeah, it's his first night with us, so... | 3:16:22 | 3:16:25 | |
-Never cooked for me. -Ah, diddums. | 3:16:25 | 3:16:28 | |
So, you got your family coming tonight? | 3:16:28 | 3:16:30 | |
-My daughters can't make it. -For your own engagement? | 3:16:30 | 3:16:33 | |
Well, they would if they could, it's just, you know, | 3:16:33 | 3:16:35 | |
I gave them such short notice. They're busy girls. | 3:16:35 | 3:16:39 | |
-They'll be at the wedding though. -It don't matter anyway, cos Patrick'll be there, won't he? | 3:16:39 | 3:16:43 | |
No, actually, he's come down with the lurgy. | 3:16:43 | 3:16:46 | |
That's £12.65, please, darling. | 3:16:46 | 3:16:49 | |
Splashing the cash, aren't we? | 3:16:49 | 3:16:51 | |
Yeah, well, he's worth it, ain't he? | 3:16:51 | 3:16:53 | |
Your change. | 3:16:57 | 3:16:59 | |
Denise, I really think you should wear that dress. | 3:16:59 | 3:17:01 | |
Trust me, you're going to look good. See ya. | 3:17:01 | 3:17:04 | |
Damn straight. Hello again. | 3:17:06 | 3:17:08 | |
Have you got a death wish? If my dad sees you! | 3:17:09 | 3:17:13 | |
Being brave just for you, babe. Laters. | 3:17:13 | 3:17:17 | |
Why are the bad ones always so sexy? | 3:17:17 | 3:17:20 | |
You all right? | 3:17:24 | 3:17:26 | |
Johnny. | 3:17:26 | 3:17:28 | |
-Johnny, listen. Mick, is that your dad? -Yeah. | 3:17:28 | 3:17:30 | |
Yeah, he's not out the front, is it all right if I leave his keys here? | 3:17:30 | 3:17:33 | |
-Sure. Sorry, meant to move that. -No, don't worry about it. -MICROWAVE PINGS | 3:17:33 | 3:17:37 | |
-All right, cheers, bruv. -Yeah, thanks. | 3:17:45 | 3:17:47 | |
Rosie's on her way to see Santa's house. | 3:17:52 | 3:17:54 | |
Well, you wouldn't like it. | 3:17:54 | 3:17:55 | |
It's freezing cold and you have to eat fish NOT in fingers | 3:17:55 | 3:17:58 | |
and everyone knows that Santa's gone on holiday in January. | 3:17:58 | 3:18:01 | |
-Imagine how the teachers'll kick off when she's not there on Monday. -PHONE BEEPS | 3:18:01 | 3:18:04 | |
She's having a sleigh ride pulled by huskies. | 3:18:04 | 3:18:06 | |
Right, that is it. No texting at the dinner table. | 3:18:06 | 3:18:09 | |
I bet it's Nikki sending these flaming texts. | 3:18:09 | 3:18:11 | |
Don't you think that Terry would be there, right now, in Lapland | 3:18:11 | 3:18:15 | |
if he wanted to be with Nikki, huh?! | 3:18:15 | 3:18:16 | |
-Now are you coming to the Vic or not? -Not! | 3:18:16 | 3:18:19 | |
Do you know what I'd give to have your choices again, Bianca? | 3:18:19 | 3:18:22 | |
You're still young and yet you're standing there frightened to | 3:18:22 | 3:18:25 | |
live life in case something bad happens to you. | 3:18:25 | 3:18:27 | |
Well, I've got news for you, it's going to happen to you whether you | 3:18:27 | 3:18:30 | |
like it or not, so you might as well get out there and take a chance. | 3:18:30 | 3:18:33 | |
Right, Peter said he's going to meet us there. | 3:18:35 | 3:18:38 | |
-Oh, well, Lola said she was going to cook him a meal first. -Really? | 3:18:38 | 3:18:40 | |
Beans on toast does not qualify as a meal. | 3:18:40 | 3:18:43 | |
No, that ain't mine. | 3:18:43 | 3:18:45 | |
Oh, that's Jane's, she left it here the other day. | 3:18:45 | 3:18:47 | |
Said I'd put it in the post to her. | 3:18:47 | 3:18:49 | |
Right, come on. | 3:18:49 | 3:18:51 | |
You look lovely, Mum. | 3:19:11 | 3:19:13 | |
It's just me. | 3:19:16 | 3:19:18 | |
Same as before. | 3:19:19 | 3:19:21 | |
Same as that little baby you had in the hospital. | 3:19:21 | 3:19:24 | |
I was tiny, weren't I? | 3:19:29 | 3:19:32 | |
Hard to believe an actual human foot fit in these. | 3:19:32 | 3:19:35 | |
Only two pound! | 3:19:35 | 3:19:38 | |
But you were strong even then. I held out my little finger and... | 3:19:38 | 3:19:42 | |
I gripped it back. | 3:19:42 | 3:19:44 | |
Are you absolutely sure? | 3:19:53 | 3:19:55 | |
Sure? | 3:19:55 | 3:19:57 | |
Because that Whitney, she really is a lovely girl | 3:19:59 | 3:20:02 | |
and you looked so good together. | 3:20:02 | 3:20:05 | |
Why don't you just try, eh? | 3:20:09 | 3:20:11 | |
For me? | 3:20:13 | 3:20:14 | |
-To the happy couple. -ALL: Cheers! | 3:20:25 | 3:20:28 | |
-Champagne? -Of course. | 3:20:33 | 3:20:36 | |
-Maybe move onto the cava next. -Ian! | 3:20:36 | 3:20:39 | |
-Congratulations, guys. -Thank you. | 3:20:39 | 3:20:41 | |
Yeah. Happy life. Er, wedding. What is it? Engagement thing. | 3:20:41 | 3:20:46 | |
Smooth, Tam, smooth. | 3:20:48 | 3:20:50 | |
Prepare yourselves, prepare yourselves, cos | 3:20:50 | 3:20:52 | |
this ain't for the faint-hearted. | 3:20:52 | 3:20:54 | |
Oh, my days! Is that Linda Carter, bruv?! | 3:20:54 | 3:20:57 | |
I've been looking for that high and low. | 3:20:57 | 3:20:59 | |
Why is the world so cruel? Just as I'm about to leave the Square, a goddess appears in our midst. | 3:20:59 | 3:21:04 | |
Hello, boys, looks like you're having fun there! | 3:21:04 | 3:21:07 | |
-Mini beef burger? -Thank you. | 3:21:07 | 3:21:10 | |
Mini beef burger? | 3:21:13 | 3:21:15 | |
Good luck, darlin'! | 3:21:15 | 3:21:17 | |
-Now, let me have some of that first. -Get involved, my love, get involved. | 3:21:18 | 3:21:23 | |
Mick! | 3:21:23 | 3:21:24 | |
-You look nice, Lauren. -Oh, thank you. So do you. | 3:21:24 | 3:21:27 | |
-Dad, shall we go sit over there? -Yeah. All right? | 3:21:27 | 3:21:29 | |
Save us a seat, would you? My feet are killing me after today. | 3:21:29 | 3:21:33 | |
-Congratulations. -Thanks for coming. Appreciate it. -Thanks. Thank you so much. Thanks. | 3:21:35 | 3:21:40 | |
-Billy! -Bill, have a look at this, mate. -No way! | 3:21:41 | 3:21:46 | |
-She'd eat you for breakfast. -Mate, any time of the day or night. | 3:21:47 | 3:21:52 | |
-What are you doing? -Whoa! -Huh. | 3:21:53 | 3:21:55 | |
Babe, Pops, I wasn't looking! Dex, tell her I wasn't looking. | 3:21:55 | 3:21:59 | |
He wasn't looking... | 3:21:59 | 3:22:00 | |
Because I'm happy. I've got everything that I need at home. | 3:22:00 | 3:22:03 | |
-You're so beautiful and voluptuous... -Oh... | 3:22:03 | 3:22:05 | |
-Kind, and sweet... -I can't watch this. | 3:22:05 | 3:22:08 | |
You're a pig! | 3:22:08 | 3:22:10 | |
Denise, is Wayne still at the B&B? | 3:22:14 | 3:22:19 | |
No, no, he's checked out. He's bad news, that one, you know. | 3:22:19 | 3:22:22 | |
SHE SLURS: Max, Max, come here, come here, come here... | 3:22:27 | 3:22:32 | |
What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? You're drunk! | 3:22:35 | 3:22:38 | |
-Just get off me, will you? -All right. I'm going! | 3:22:38 | 3:22:41 | |
-Same again, Tracey, please. -I'm going. | 3:22:41 | 3:22:43 | |
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. | 3:22:45 | 3:22:49 | |
Thank you. | 3:22:49 | 3:22:50 | |
You didn't take my advice then? | 3:22:52 | 3:22:55 | |
What makes you say that? | 3:22:55 | 3:22:56 | |
Something about holey socks makes me really sad. | 3:23:08 | 3:23:11 | |
Has anyone got any chewing gum? | 3:23:11 | 3:23:14 | |
-Why? Who're you kissing? -Shut up. See you later. | 3:23:15 | 3:23:20 | |
-Right, that's it. Get me make-up, Tiff. -Really? | 3:23:24 | 3:23:27 | |
She ain't coming. | 3:23:34 | 3:23:35 | |
I had a chat with her earlier, she made it perfectly clear, Terry. | 3:23:35 | 3:23:39 | |
Time to give up, mate. | 3:23:39 | 3:23:41 | |
Give us a small whisky, please, darling. | 3:23:42 | 3:23:44 | |
Congratulations, this is from both of us. | 3:23:44 | 3:23:46 | |
Oh. Thank you. | 3:23:46 | 3:23:48 | |
I didn't sign it. | 3:23:49 | 3:23:51 | |
No, but look, look, you gave us a little kiss. | 3:23:51 | 3:23:53 | |
CAR HORN OUTSIDE | 3:23:53 | 3:23:55 | |
Peter. Get yourself a pint. Welcome to the family. | 3:23:55 | 3:23:58 | |
You're all right, Bill, I've already got champagne. | 3:23:58 | 3:24:01 | |
It's a bird's drink, isn't it? You're living with a Mitchell now. | 3:24:01 | 3:24:04 | |
-Right, I'm off to get Lex. -All right then, I'll see you later. | 3:24:04 | 3:24:06 | |
-CAR HORN -All right? | 3:24:06 | 3:24:09 | |
Max, there's something out here you might want to see. | 3:24:13 | 3:24:16 | |
Oi! What are you playing at?! Get out of there! | 3:24:27 | 3:24:30 | |
Out! | 3:24:30 | 3:24:32 | |
You wanted a divorce. You've got it. | 3:24:32 | 3:24:34 | |
Cheap at the price. | 3:24:34 | 3:24:37 | |
I had to have one last cuddle, didn't I? | 3:24:47 | 3:24:49 | |
Oh, and, by the way, | 3:24:53 | 3:24:55 | |
when you were picturing Tanya, I was picturing someone with hair | 3:24:55 | 3:24:58 | |
and muscles. And a little bit more downstairs. | 3:24:58 | 3:25:02 | |
THEY LAUGH | 3:25:02 | 3:25:05 | |
Goodbye, Max. | 3:25:05 | 3:25:07 | |
Here you are. | 3:25:25 | 3:25:26 | |
Birds, eh? | 3:25:26 | 3:25:28 | |
Come on then, Dad. She's gone, it's finally over, innit? | 3:25:32 | 3:25:35 | |
Yeah. | 3:25:39 | 3:25:40 | |
You owe me. | 3:25:44 | 3:25:46 | |
-What you doing out here? -Just going to head home. | 3:25:48 | 3:25:51 | |
It's only early, babe. | 3:25:51 | 3:25:52 | |
Yeah, well, Ian Beale's engagement party don't really do it for me. | 3:25:52 | 3:25:56 | |
-I'll see you at home, yeah? -OK. | 3:25:56 | 3:25:58 | |
Feel this. Could get better quality down the pound shop. | 3:26:08 | 3:26:12 | |
And these blinis, THAT is like cardboard. | 3:26:12 | 3:26:15 | |
And what on earth is that supposed to be? | 3:26:15 | 3:26:17 | |
Denise, I was just wondering why you've still got your coat on. | 3:26:17 | 3:26:20 | |
-No, I've... -You're not shy, are you? | 3:26:20 | 3:26:22 | |
-No! -Well... | 3:26:22 | 3:26:24 | |
You look fantastic. | 3:26:25 | 3:26:27 | |
Told you you'd look gorgeous. | 3:26:27 | 3:26:30 | |
You're sweet. | 3:26:30 | 3:26:32 | |
-Tonight is seriously making me reassess my upper age limit, you know. -I would. | 3:26:32 | 3:26:35 | |
-Me and all. -If I had a time machine, I probably... | 3:26:35 | 3:26:38 | |
-You have not? -I'm being silly. | 3:26:38 | 3:26:43 | |
So, do you like it? | 3:26:43 | 3:26:45 | |
-It's nice. -Nice? | 3:26:45 | 3:26:48 | |
Yeah. You might want to pop a cardi on. | 3:26:48 | 3:26:50 | |
Hello, Whitney. You're looking beautiful. | 3:26:56 | 3:26:58 | |
Johnny'll serve you, right, love? | 3:26:58 | 3:27:00 | |
Vodka tonic, please. | 3:27:02 | 3:27:04 | |
Glasses to clear, Dad's orders. Sorry. | 3:27:04 | 3:27:07 | |
DOOR CREAKS OPEN | 3:27:28 | 3:27:30 | |
Oi! Bruv, I'm looking at the paper! | 3:27:46 | 3:27:49 | |
-What are you doing? -That's my mum! -Do you want it, yeah? | 3:27:49 | 3:27:52 | |
Get off him. Mick, Mick, leave it! | 3:27:52 | 3:27:55 | |
They were looking at you. They're perverts! | 3:27:55 | 3:27:59 | |
They were looking at this? | 3:27:59 | 3:28:02 | |
Think that makes them perverts? | 3:28:02 | 3:28:04 | |
Come on, Johnny, they're only blokes! | 3:28:05 | 3:28:08 | |
Perfectly normal, innit? | 3:28:09 | 3:28:11 | |
-Why're you being like this, Mum? -Like what? -This! | 3:28:21 | 3:28:24 | |
Stop whining and grow up, Johnny! | 3:28:24 | 3:28:25 | |
-What you having, Ian? -No, I'm fine, thanks. | 3:28:34 | 3:28:37 | |
-What am I doing? -I have no idea. | 3:28:55 | 3:28:58 | |
Listen to me. Listen, listen. | 3:29:04 | 3:29:06 | |
-Don't put it up. -Mick, I want to. | 3:29:06 | 3:29:09 | |
I just wish they still looked like that. | 3:29:10 | 3:29:12 | |
-Where's Johnny? -He's gone for a walk. | 3:29:15 | 3:29:18 | |
Right. Who's for another drink? | 3:29:20 | 3:29:23 | |
-I'd like a packet of nuts, please. -Make that two. | 3:29:23 | 3:29:25 | |
Oh, £1.60. | 3:29:28 | 3:29:30 | |
Touche. | 3:29:31 | 3:29:33 | |
Ain't it about time you made a little speech for the bride and groom to be? | 3:29:36 | 3:29:39 | |
I'm fine. | 3:29:42 | 3:29:43 | |
Johnny? | 3:29:48 | 3:29:50 | |
Johnny. | 3:29:52 | 3:29:54 | |
Are you OK? | 3:29:57 | 3:29:58 | |
You don't have to be embarrassed. | 3:30:01 | 3:30:03 | |
About your mum. | 3:30:03 | 3:30:04 | |
I think she's great. | 3:30:04 | 3:30:06 | |
Slow down. | 3:30:12 | 3:30:13 | |
You don't want this, do you? | 3:30:19 | 3:30:21 | |
Johnny, you know you can say if you ain't interested. | 3:30:23 | 3:30:26 | |
-It's not a big deal. -It's not you... | 3:30:26 | 3:30:28 | |
-Please don't finish that sentence. -Really. | 3:30:28 | 3:30:30 | |
I'm... | 3:30:33 | 3:30:34 | |
I'm...gay. | 3:30:37 | 3:30:39 | |
Oh, right. | 3:30:45 | 3:30:46 | |
So you just used me? | 3:30:49 | 3:30:50 | |
I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm doing. | 3:30:52 | 3:30:55 | |
I shouldn't have done that. | 3:30:55 | 3:30:58 | |
Whitney, please... | 3:30:58 | 3:31:00 | |
Right, ladies and gentlemen, could I have your attention, please? | 3:31:00 | 3:31:03 | |
We all know why we're here. | 3:31:03 | 3:31:04 | |
We're here to celebrate the engagement of Ian and Denise. | 3:31:04 | 3:31:09 | |
Yeah. | 3:31:10 | 3:31:12 | |
Yep. | 3:31:12 | 3:31:13 | |
Now, I've not known them very long, but I think we'd all agree | 3:31:13 | 3:31:17 | |
they make a wonderful couple, don't they? | 3:31:17 | 3:31:20 | |
Ian, get yourself up here | 3:31:20 | 3:31:21 | |
and say a few words about your lovely wife-to-be. | 3:31:21 | 3:31:24 | |
First of all, thanks to everyone for coming. | 3:31:28 | 3:31:31 | |
Ssh! | 3:31:31 | 3:31:32 | |
You're probably wondering what a beautiful, | 3:31:32 | 3:31:35 | |
funny woman like Denise is doing with a bloke like me, | 3:31:35 | 3:31:37 | |
and to be honest, I wonder that every day. | 3:31:37 | 3:31:40 | |
She really is a very special lady, and... | 3:31:40 | 3:31:44 | |
Denise, where are you? | 3:31:46 | 3:31:47 | |
-Has anyone seen her? -Bar. | 3:31:47 | 3:31:50 | |
Now. | 3:31:50 | 3:31:51 | |
Well, um... | 3:31:52 | 3:31:53 | |
As most of you know, I've been married... | 3:31:54 | 3:31:57 | |
once or twice before, but I promise you, this is the last time. | 3:31:57 | 3:32:01 | |
As long as I find her. | 3:32:01 | 3:32:03 | |
She's done a runner already, Ian! | 3:32:03 | 3:32:05 | |
Oh, it's not... | 3:32:12 | 3:32:14 | |
Oh, no, no, we're not... | 3:32:14 | 3:32:16 | |
The point is, this is the last time I'm doing this. | 3:32:16 | 3:32:21 | |
Not your colour, darling. | 3:32:21 | 3:32:23 | |
Well, anyway, we are really glad that everyone's here | 3:32:26 | 3:32:29 | |
enjoying themselves and the food. | 3:32:29 | 3:32:31 | |
And I promise you, when we do get married, I will get professional caterers in. | 3:32:31 | 3:32:35 | |
To Ian and Denise, ladies and gentlemen. | 3:32:35 | 3:32:37 | |
Here she is. | 3:32:39 | 3:32:40 | |
I love you. | 3:32:49 | 3:32:51 | |
I love you too. | 3:32:51 | 3:32:52 | |
Thank you. | 3:32:56 | 3:32:57 | |
Someone's thirsty. | 3:33:03 | 3:33:04 | |
Yeah. I'm celebrating, ain't I? Single at last. | 3:33:04 | 3:33:07 | |
Same again, please. | 3:33:07 | 3:33:10 | |
Carol didn't say she'd be late, did she? | 3:33:10 | 3:33:12 | |
Don't look so sad, Tam. | 3:33:15 | 3:33:16 | |
You can visit your Uncle AJ whenever you want. | 3:33:18 | 3:33:20 | |
It's Daadi. | 3:33:20 | 3:33:22 | |
-Mum? -Yeah, she... | 3:33:22 | 3:33:24 | |
Here you are. | 3:33:31 | 3:33:32 | |
You don't seem surprised. | 3:33:36 | 3:33:39 | |
-Well, it sort of makes sense. -Does it? | 3:33:40 | 3:33:42 | |
Well, you didn't fancy me, did you? | 3:33:42 | 3:33:44 | |
Right, come on, why are you so confused? | 3:33:48 | 3:33:53 | |
It's like my whole family's watching me, | 3:33:55 | 3:33:58 | |
expecting me to go crazy all of a sudden. | 3:33:58 | 3:34:00 | |
Something just don't feel right. | 3:34:03 | 3:34:05 | |
I couldn't even go to a gay club with my aunts. | 3:34:05 | 3:34:07 | |
-What? -What? | 3:34:07 | 3:34:11 | |
Well, I wouldn't have the guts to go anywhere with your aunts. | 3:34:11 | 3:34:14 | |
And then there's my mum, who's chuffed to bits(!) | 3:34:15 | 3:34:18 | |
So that's what that was about earlier? | 3:34:20 | 3:34:23 | |
-Johnny, she will come round. -I dunno. | 3:34:23 | 3:34:26 | |
She's never been like this with me before. | 3:34:26 | 3:34:29 | |
We're normally so close. Nance calls me the spoilt brat. | 3:34:30 | 3:34:33 | |
It's not just her fussing over me, | 3:34:36 | 3:34:39 | |
it's...it's like we need to be near each other. | 3:34:39 | 3:34:42 | |
That's why I didn't go into halls - I was worried she'd be too upset. | 3:34:44 | 3:34:48 | |
Why are you being nice to me? | 3:34:52 | 3:34:54 | |
I get it, I suppose. | 3:34:54 | 3:34:56 | |
Feeling like an outsider. | 3:34:57 | 3:34:58 | |
How come? | 3:35:00 | 3:35:01 | |
The usual. | 3:35:03 | 3:35:04 | |
I really wish I didn't fancy blokes. | 3:35:08 | 3:35:11 | |
Join the club. | 3:35:11 | 3:35:12 | |
-Do you fancy something a bit stronger? -Mmm. Yeah. | 3:35:14 | 3:35:17 | |
All right. | 3:35:19 | 3:35:20 | |
Oh! I thought you weren't coming? | 3:35:20 | 3:35:23 | |
Terry's gone home, darling. | 3:35:23 | 3:35:25 | |
-What do you mean? -Well, I told him you weren't interested. | 3:35:25 | 3:35:28 | |
-Why? -Darling, we've spoken about this? | 3:35:28 | 3:35:30 | |
Yeah, but I've changed my mind. | 3:35:30 | 3:35:32 | |
Come and have a drink with your old man instead. | 3:35:32 | 3:35:34 | |
-I'm going to go and see him. -Bianca... | 3:35:34 | 3:35:36 | |
-Where's your mum, by the way? -Is she not in there? | 3:35:36 | 3:35:38 | |
-No. -Well, she left ages ago. | 3:35:38 | 3:35:40 | |
-Did she? -I'll see you later. | 3:35:40 | 3:35:42 | |
Oi, what is Mum's problem? She's fine with you. | 3:36:06 | 3:36:10 | |
She never give birth to me. | 3:36:10 | 3:36:12 | |
Do you think she's like properly homophobic? | 3:36:12 | 3:36:15 | |
I think most people are a bit. | 3:36:15 | 3:36:17 | |
-I'm not. -Most people say that, an' all. | 3:36:17 | 3:36:20 | |
You're a dark horse, Linda. | 3:36:21 | 3:36:23 | |
Don't. I was young and the photographer conned me into it. | 3:36:23 | 3:36:26 | |
-That's low. -Mick made sure he'd never do it again. | 3:36:26 | 3:36:29 | |
Didn't he mind every bloke in Walford staring at your chest? | 3:36:29 | 3:36:32 | |
Secretly he loves it. | 3:36:32 | 3:36:33 | |
He's the one that gets the 3D experience, after all. | 3:36:33 | 3:36:36 | |
Nice speech. | 3:36:38 | 3:36:39 | |
Glad you're over that little blip. | 3:36:40 | 3:36:42 | |
-Aren't you? -Yeah, yeah. We're engaged now. | 3:36:42 | 3:36:46 | |
I'm happy. I am. | 3:36:47 | 3:36:48 | |
Let's face it, when you get to our age, | 3:36:50 | 3:36:51 | |
-nothing's completely perfect, is it? -Very true. | 3:36:51 | 3:36:54 | |
Hey, Pops. Hey babe, listen, I just phoned to say sorry. | 3:36:54 | 3:36:57 | |
About looking at that picture. | 3:36:57 | 3:36:59 | |
You know, it was just boys being boys. | 3:36:59 | 3:37:01 | |
But it was a mistake... | 3:37:01 | 3:37:03 | |
and, um...it won't happen again. | 3:37:03 | 3:37:07 | |
And, er... But, yeah, if you get this, give me a call back, all right, babe? | 3:37:07 | 3:37:11 | |
Oh, I know what you're thinking - yes, it looks bad - | 3:37:16 | 3:37:20 | |
but it was just a moment of madness, it was five minutes. | 3:37:20 | 3:37:24 | |
Five minutes, or a moment, Denise? | 3:37:24 | 3:37:27 | |
Cos one's like this... | 3:37:27 | 3:37:29 | |
and the other's considerably longer. | 3:37:29 | 3:37:31 | |
What're you going to do? | 3:37:33 | 3:37:34 | |
Order a G&T. You got lucky, girl. | 3:37:35 | 3:37:38 | |
-Spreading gossip doesn't particularly interest me. -Good. | 3:37:38 | 3:37:43 | |
That's good because I love Ian. | 3:37:43 | 3:37:46 | |
I really do. | 3:37:46 | 3:37:48 | |
And that was just a distraction. | 3:37:48 | 3:37:50 | |
If anything, it's made me see things much more clearly. | 3:37:50 | 3:37:53 | |
Same goes for excuses. | 3:37:53 | 3:37:55 | |
You've known Ian a while, haven't you, Max? | 3:37:57 | 3:38:00 | |
What's with him and Denise? | 3:38:00 | 3:38:02 | |
Well, it just looks a bit odd from the outside. | 3:38:04 | 3:38:06 | |
I don't know. Who knows anything about anyone's marriage? | 3:38:06 | 3:38:10 | |
It's like me and Tanya, you know. | 3:38:10 | 3:38:12 | |
Everyone thought we were a happy couple. | 3:38:12 | 3:38:14 | |
I was lying, cheating. | 3:38:16 | 3:38:18 | |
-I was going behind her back with a girl nearly half her age. -Dad. | 3:38:20 | 3:38:23 | |
What you got to look for is the little clues, | 3:38:23 | 3:38:27 | |
you know, like the little tells. | 3:38:27 | 3:38:29 | |
There's always something that's going to give them away. | 3:38:29 | 3:38:32 | |
Mate, you are going to have one hell of a hangover tomorrow. | 3:38:32 | 3:38:34 | |
Yeah, exactly, he's just gone through a bad break-up and he's drunk. | 3:38:34 | 3:38:38 | |
-No, he's fine. -I'm going to take you home. | 3:38:38 | 3:38:40 | |
Dad, please. For me. | 3:38:40 | 3:38:42 | |
And he thinks we've got issues. | 3:38:58 | 3:39:00 | |
Oh, it's you. | 3:39:04 | 3:39:06 | |
I saw the light on. | 3:39:08 | 3:39:09 | |
What you doing here? | 3:39:10 | 3:39:12 | |
I just never get any peace at home. | 3:39:12 | 3:39:14 | |
And, you know, I found your spare keys. | 3:39:14 | 3:39:17 | |
Bianca said you was coming over the Vic to Ian's do. | 3:39:20 | 3:39:23 | |
I had to suffer him making a speech about love. | 3:39:23 | 3:39:26 | |
-When did you see Bianca? -She came over the pub. | 3:39:26 | 3:39:28 | |
Oh, right, well, she must be sorting it out with Terry. | 3:39:28 | 3:39:31 | |
Not if she listened to me, she's not. | 3:39:31 | 3:39:34 | |
She come to me for advice, Carol. | 3:39:34 | 3:39:36 | |
Look, I don't want to talk about her. | 3:39:36 | 3:39:38 | |
I want to talk about you. | 3:39:38 | 3:39:40 | |
-Where're you going? -I'm going to try and make Bianca see sense. | 3:39:40 | 3:39:43 | |
Carol... | 3:39:45 | 3:39:46 | |
I brought it back, didn't I? | 3:39:53 | 3:39:55 | |
-I could have left it in the bin. -You cheeky mare! | 3:39:55 | 3:39:58 | |
-It's only a flippin' telly. -That's not what you said last night. | 3:39:58 | 3:40:01 | |
Can we just forget about all that? Look, I want to try again. | 3:40:01 | 3:40:05 | |
I've blown it, ain't I? | 3:40:08 | 3:40:10 | |
I've missed you. | 3:40:13 | 3:40:14 | |
I missed you too. | 3:40:15 | 3:40:16 | |
What's in these again? | 3:40:24 | 3:40:25 | |
Everything. | 3:40:25 | 3:40:26 | |
-D'you know what, who cares what my mum thinks? -Not me. | 3:40:28 | 3:40:31 | |
I'm 19 years old, I'm at uni, I've got my whole life ahead of me. | 3:40:31 | 3:40:34 | |
-Yeah. -So what - I'm gay. | 3:40:34 | 3:40:36 | |
Yeah, so what! So what! | 3:40:36 | 3:40:39 | |
-And if she can't accept it, then I'll... -Move out. | 3:40:41 | 3:40:45 | |
Call her bluff. She'll crack before the night's out, anyway. | 3:40:45 | 3:40:47 | |
What if it backfires? | 3:40:47 | 3:40:49 | |
You can stay here. | 3:40:50 | 3:40:52 | |
-Till she changes her mind. -Would that be OK? | 3:40:52 | 3:40:55 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I'll check it with Bianca first, but it should be... | 3:40:55 | 3:40:58 | |
Thank you, Whit! | 3:40:58 | 3:40:59 | |
-Where's Bianca? -How should I know? | 3:41:06 | 3:41:08 | |
Has she not come home? | 3:41:09 | 3:41:10 | |
It's like Piccadilly Circus in here tonight. | 3:41:16 | 3:41:19 | |
Looks like your plan didn't work. | 3:41:22 | 3:41:24 | |
Plan? There was no plan. | 3:41:24 | 3:41:26 | |
We need to get this sorted once and for all, David. | 3:41:26 | 3:41:29 | |
You need to promise me you'll stay out of Bianca's love life | 3:41:29 | 3:41:32 | |
-because you can't keep doing this. -Carol... | 3:41:32 | 3:41:34 | |
-What? -Have the hospital been in touch? | 3:41:34 | 3:41:36 | |
We're talking about our daughter. | 3:41:38 | 3:41:39 | |
Yeah, our 36-year-old daughter. | 3:41:39 | 3:41:41 | |
Who, as you keep saying, is a grown woman | 3:41:41 | 3:41:43 | |
and whose life is none of our business. | 3:41:43 | 3:41:45 | |
Yet here we are. | 3:41:45 | 3:41:46 | |
Are you going to tell me or not? | 3:41:47 | 3:41:49 | |
Have you had the results? | 3:41:49 | 3:41:51 | |
There's a direct flight going out to Karachi tonight, but it's pricey. | 3:41:54 | 3:41:58 | |
-There's my uni fund. -Oh, no, Tam, we'll put it on the credit card. | 3:41:59 | 3:42:02 | |
How long are you going to be out there? | 3:42:02 | 3:42:04 | |
-My new job starts Monday. -I'll probably come back then too. | 3:42:04 | 3:42:07 | |
I was thinking about it, bro, maybe I shouldn't go. | 3:42:07 | 3:42:10 | |
Not go to your own mum's funeral? | 3:42:10 | 3:42:13 | |
I'm just saying, you know, it's bad timing. | 3:42:13 | 3:42:16 | |
The car's already packed, I've got to prepare for a meeting. | 3:42:16 | 3:42:20 | |
There's so much stuff to do. My new flat. | 3:42:20 | 3:42:23 | |
Am I hearing this right? | 3:42:23 | 3:42:25 | |
You can't be bothered to go to Mum's funeral | 3:42:25 | 3:42:27 | |
because you've got unpacking to do? | 3:42:27 | 3:42:29 | |
She's gone. | 3:42:29 | 3:42:31 | |
Does it matter if I'm there or not? | 3:42:34 | 3:42:36 | |
Do you have any idea the sacrifices she made? Do you, AJ? | 3:42:41 | 3:42:44 | |
She was up before dawn to go and work in a factory | 3:42:44 | 3:42:48 | |
so that we had enough to eat, so we had enough for new clothes. | 3:42:48 | 3:42:51 | |
And she never once complained. | 3:42:51 | 3:42:53 | |
We'd walk though the door | 3:42:53 | 3:42:55 | |
and you'd be greeted by this warm smell of cooking | 3:42:55 | 3:42:58 | |
and it would wrap around you like a hug... | 3:42:58 | 3:43:01 | |
and we knew everything was going to be all right. | 3:43:01 | 3:43:04 | |
That's a nice picture, bruv. See you left Dad out of it. | 3:43:04 | 3:43:08 | |
Oh, so this is about him, then? | 3:43:08 | 3:43:10 | |
You might want to make out that our childhood was one cosy meal after another, | 3:43:10 | 3:43:14 | |
but, Tam, that's not what I remember. | 3:43:14 | 3:43:16 | |
And if Mum cared about us so much, why didn't she stand up to him more? | 3:43:16 | 3:43:22 | |
Like when I married Aaliyah, for example? | 3:43:22 | 3:43:25 | |
Why don't you tell him how I got this scar? | 3:43:25 | 3:43:28 | |
That doesn't mean anything. | 3:43:31 | 3:43:32 | |
The fact they're taking a while. The lab's probably backed up. | 3:43:32 | 3:43:35 | |
-I know. You're the one keeps going on about it. -How are you sleeping? | 3:43:35 | 3:43:38 | |
-Have you told Mr Postie? -That's none of your business. | 3:43:40 | 3:43:42 | |
-I just want to know you're getting the right support, Carol. -I'm fine. | 3:43:42 | 3:43:46 | |
Oh, so sitting over the Portakabin in the dark is perfectly fine behaviour, is it? | 3:43:46 | 3:43:50 | |
I mean I don't need anything, all right. There is no news. | 3:43:50 | 3:43:53 | |
-I'm just waiting. -Well, we can wait together. | 3:43:53 | 3:43:55 | |
It's not the waiting that bothers me particularly. | 3:43:57 | 3:44:01 | |
-I'm here for you, Carol, whatever happens. -Really? | 3:44:01 | 3:44:04 | |
Right, so when my hair starts to fall out | 3:44:06 | 3:44:08 | |
and I can't drag myself out of bed cos I'm as sick as a dog | 3:44:08 | 3:44:12 | |
from the chemo and they have to cut my breasts off... | 3:44:12 | 3:44:15 | |
Are you going to be there for me, then? | 3:44:16 | 3:44:19 | |
Yes, Carol. | 3:44:19 | 3:44:20 | |
Why? | 3:44:22 | 3:44:23 | |
Why do you think? | 3:44:26 | 3:44:27 | |
OK, OK, Dad was wrong. | 3:44:31 | 3:44:33 | |
He's traditional, you know that, and besides, he's an old man now. | 3:44:33 | 3:44:37 | |
Who knows exactly which buttons to press. | 3:44:37 | 3:44:39 | |
I swore I wouldn't go back until I could look him in the eye | 3:44:39 | 3:44:42 | |
like the man I am now and not the boy he made me feel like. | 3:44:42 | 3:44:46 | |
I'm sorry, Mas, I'm not ready to face him yet. | 3:44:46 | 3:44:49 | |
This isn't about you, AJ. | 3:44:49 | 3:44:51 | |
This is about family. This is about paying your respects. | 3:44:51 | 3:44:54 | |
Besides, I'm going to be the one to get the flak this time, aren't I? | 3:44:59 | 3:45:03 | |
Divorcee, gay son, in love with a white woman. | 3:45:04 | 3:45:08 | |
You've got this exciting new job, you know, you've got prospects. | 3:45:08 | 3:45:13 | |
AJ, please, come on. | 3:45:13 | 3:45:14 | |
I'm asking you to do this for me, all right? | 3:45:14 | 3:45:16 | |
-I can't do this on my own. -OK. | 3:45:16 | 3:45:18 | |
I'll come over in a month or two when the dust has settled. | 3:45:20 | 3:45:23 | |
It's a good job Mum isn't here to see you now. | 3:45:25 | 3:45:28 | |
She'd be ashamed. | 3:45:29 | 3:45:31 | |
-Mas. -Get off me! | 3:45:31 | 3:45:32 | |
Get out of my sight. | 3:45:33 | 3:45:35 | |
Why did you say all that stuff to Sadie? | 3:45:56 | 3:45:59 | |
It's Jake, innit. He's just sitting there all smug. | 3:46:00 | 3:46:06 | |
Does my nut in, you know, after what he done to you. | 3:46:06 | 3:46:09 | |
He just preyed on you when you were vulnerable. | 3:46:09 | 3:46:12 | |
No, it wasn't like that, Dad. | 3:46:12 | 3:46:13 | |
Just pleased you've ended it with him, that's all. | 3:46:13 | 3:46:17 | |
Couldn't have been easy. | 3:46:17 | 3:46:18 | |
I'm proud of you. | 3:46:22 | 3:46:23 | |
-Dad... -From now on, right, I'm going to keep my head down... | 3:46:28 | 3:46:31 | |
..work hard | 3:46:32 | 3:46:34 | |
and the rest is going to be family. | 3:46:34 | 3:46:37 | |
You and Abi are going to have my undivided attention. | 3:46:39 | 3:46:43 | |
My mum's dead, Tam. | 3:46:56 | 3:46:58 | |
Go to her funeral. | 3:47:01 | 3:47:02 | |
Did Mas send you out here? | 3:47:05 | 3:47:07 | |
This hasn't got anything to do with Dad. | 3:47:07 | 3:47:10 | |
OK, this is about you. | 3:47:10 | 3:47:12 | |
You need to say goodbye to your mum. | 3:47:13 | 3:47:17 | |
Not because you should... | 3:47:19 | 3:47:20 | |
..but because...you need to. | 3:47:22 | 3:47:26 | |
Dad's taxi's going to be here in a minute. | 3:47:32 | 3:47:35 | |
Um...um... | 3:47:35 | 3:47:36 | |
No, I'll make my own way there. | 3:47:38 | 3:47:40 | |
Tam. Tam... | 3:47:45 | 3:47:48 | |
Here's a little present for you. | 3:47:50 | 3:47:52 | |
Thanks. | 3:47:54 | 3:47:56 | |
See you later. | 3:48:08 | 3:48:09 | |
See you later. | 3:48:11 | 3:48:12 | |
D'you think he's all right out there on his own? | 3:48:41 | 3:48:43 | |
He's 19, Linda. It's London, not Afghanistan. | 3:48:43 | 3:48:46 | |
-Why d'you say that? -Because it's the truth. | 3:48:46 | 3:48:48 | |
You blame me, don't you? For Lee being out there. | 3:48:48 | 3:48:51 | |
-Don't be so stupid. -Wouldn't have mentioned Afghanistan otherwise. | 3:48:51 | 3:48:54 | |
You think I pushed him away and now I'm pushing Johnny away an' all. | 3:48:54 | 3:48:57 | |
You're putting words in my mouth. | 3:48:57 | 3:48:59 | |
Then try putting a few of your own in there. Save me the trouble. | 3:48:59 | 3:49:03 | |
I don't get it. OK, we didn't expect it | 3:49:04 | 3:49:07 | |
and I don't want to hear about the nitty gritty, but it's his life. | 3:49:07 | 3:49:10 | |
-It doesn't change anything. -Dad? | 3:49:10 | 3:49:11 | |
-Not now, Nancy, please... -No, I need to talk to you, it's important. | 3:49:11 | 3:49:14 | |
-Stay out of it, Nance. -Johnny? What you doing? | 3:49:14 | 3:49:17 | |
-I'm moving out. -Don't be so ridiculous. | 3:49:17 | 3:49:19 | |
You obviously don't want me here. Do you? | 3:49:19 | 3:49:21 | |
Don't be silly. She's been having kittens all night. | 3:49:21 | 3:49:23 | |
Course she wants you here. Tell him. | 3:49:23 | 3:49:25 | |
Mum! | 3:49:28 | 3:49:29 | |
Well, I ain't having this. I'm not having it. | 3:49:30 | 3:49:32 | |
Any danger of a drink here, Mick? | 3:49:32 | 3:49:34 | |
Wait here, don't even think about moving. | 3:49:34 | 3:49:37 | |
Dad, let me talk to Mum. | 3:49:41 | 3:49:42 | |
I'm going to deal with it. | 3:49:42 | 3:49:43 | |
Just go and serve him for me, yeah? | 3:49:43 | 3:49:45 | |
-Mick, pint, please? -Tina will serve you. | 3:49:45 | 3:49:48 | |
D'you know what - forget it, yeah. | 3:49:52 | 3:49:55 | |
Any better at pouring shots, Tina? | 3:49:55 | 3:49:57 | |
Well, that depends if you want it in a glass or straight down the hatch? | 3:49:57 | 3:50:00 | |
Dangerous talk! | 3:50:00 | 3:50:02 | |
-Right, darling, shall we call it a night then? -Yeah. | 3:50:02 | 3:50:04 | |
I know you don't want to go. | 3:50:09 | 3:50:11 | |
And I know you don't want him to go either. | 3:50:11 | 3:50:14 | |
So talk. Sort it out. | 3:50:14 | 3:50:17 | |
Because nobody is going to bed until you do. | 3:50:17 | 3:50:20 | |
OK? | 3:50:22 | 3:50:23 | |
Right, well, this is pointless, I'm off. | 3:50:28 | 3:50:31 | |
-He your boyfriend then? -Who? | 3:50:33 | 3:50:35 | |
-That Danny? -No! | 3:50:35 | 3:50:38 | |
-No. -Who is then? -No-one. | 3:50:38 | 3:50:41 | |
I don't even know if I want one! | 3:50:41 | 3:50:42 | |
And no, I don't mean I'm not sure - I know I'm gay - | 3:50:42 | 3:50:46 | |
-it's not just like I've woken up and everything's changed. -Hasn't it? | 3:50:46 | 3:50:50 | |
-Cos that's what it feels like to me. -Why? | 3:50:50 | 3:50:52 | |
Because you're not who I thought you were. | 3:50:52 | 3:50:55 | |
All this time you've been lying to me. | 3:50:55 | 3:50:57 | |
Making out like you're one thing | 3:50:57 | 3:50:58 | |
-when really you're someone completely different. -But I'm not! | 3:50:58 | 3:51:01 | |
I didn't mean to lie, you know, I just didn't want the fuss. | 3:51:03 | 3:51:07 | |
I kind of hoped you'd guess. | 3:51:09 | 3:51:11 | |
I mean, didn't you already have a hunch? | 3:51:12 | 3:51:15 | |
-No. -Really? | 3:51:15 | 3:51:17 | |
I just thought you were my Johnny. | 3:51:20 | 3:51:21 | |
I still am. | 3:51:27 | 3:51:28 | |
So you're ashamed of me? | 3:51:32 | 3:51:33 | |
-Course I'm not. -Then what is it? | 3:51:33 | 3:51:36 | |
When they put you in that glass box... | 3:51:43 | 3:51:45 | |
..tubes running into your tiny little body... | 3:51:46 | 3:51:48 | |
..I sat there feeling so helpless... | 3:51:50 | 3:51:52 | |
..wanting to hold you so much that my arms were physically aching. | 3:51:53 | 3:51:58 | |
And I made you a promise - | 3:52:00 | 3:52:02 | |
that if you pulled through, | 3:52:02 | 3:52:04 | |
I'd never let anything bad happen to you ever again. | 3:52:04 | 3:52:07 | |
And you haven't. | 3:52:07 | 3:52:10 | |
But I can't stop bad things happening now, can I? | 3:52:10 | 3:52:13 | |
The world is a cruel place | 3:52:14 | 3:52:16 | |
and you...you being gay is going to make things so much worse. | 3:52:16 | 3:52:22 | |
It doesn't have to be... | 3:52:22 | 3:52:23 | |
-Overnight you've made enemies you never knew existed. -Yeah? | 3:52:23 | 3:52:27 | |
Then that's their problem. | 3:52:27 | 3:52:29 | |
Then there are the men you'll fall in love with | 3:52:29 | 3:52:31 | |
who are going to break your heart. | 3:52:31 | 3:52:33 | |
You're soft, Johnny - I've made you that way because I thought | 3:52:33 | 3:52:37 | |
you'd meet a nice girl who'd take over and look after you for me. | 3:52:37 | 3:52:41 | |
But that ain't going to happen now, is it? | 3:52:43 | 3:52:46 | |
I'm not a little boy any more, Mum. | 3:52:46 | 3:52:48 | |
I'm a man, I can deal with people not liking me. | 3:52:50 | 3:52:53 | |
I just... | 3:52:53 | 3:52:54 | |
I just can't deal with losing you. | 3:52:56 | 3:52:58 | |
Have I? | 3:53:02 | 3:53:03 | |
-Course you haven't. -Good. | 3:53:06 | 3:53:09 | |
Good, cos I've missed you. | 3:53:09 | 3:53:10 | |
And your cocoa. | 3:53:15 | 3:53:17 | |
Make you one now, shall I? | 3:53:22 | 3:53:24 | |
-You coming up? -Yeah, in a sec, I'll just lock up. | 3:53:38 | 3:53:40 | |
I'm proud of you. | 3:54:05 | 3:54:07 | |
He's my boy, ain't he? | 3:54:09 | 3:54:11 | |
Yeah, I mean, she seems OK. | 3:54:15 | 3:54:18 | |
It's early days, I guess, but... | 3:54:18 | 3:54:20 | |
Thanks though, Whit. I really appreciate it. | 3:54:22 | 3:54:25 | |
All right, bye. | 3:54:26 | 3:54:28 | |
Better go and check | 3:54:33 | 3:54:35 | |
that Tina and Nancy ain't started a rave downstairs. | 3:54:35 | 3:54:39 | |
KETTLE BOILS | 3:55:09 | 3:55:11 | |
Johnny, cocoa's ready. | 3:55:48 | 3:55:51 | |
RINGING | 3:55:55 | 3:55:57 | |
RINGING CONTINUES | 3:56:06 | 3:56:09 | |
-MOBILE PHONE RINGS -Mum? | 3:56:20 | 3:56:23 | |
Whit? | 3:56:25 | 3:56:26 | |
Mum... me and Terry are back together. | 3:56:45 | 3:56:48 | |
Oh. | 3:56:48 | 3:56:50 |