04/04/2014 ‹ EastEnders Omnibus

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You said you'd help me with winding up the B&B accounts!	0:00:38	0:00:41
I know but the builder just called. He wants to start the plastering but he can't find the plans.	0:00:41	0:00:45
-Plans? -Yeah. -Oh, right. So that's...	0:00:45	0:00:46
-That's what you and Jane were arguing about? -I-I'm late.	0:00:46	0:00:50
It's just, I don't know why you're being so cagey about it.	0:00:50	0:00:52
It seems every time I ask you...	0:00:52	0:00:54
Canteen tables. That's what it is. These big, long tables.	0:00:54	0:00:56
-Jane wants to put 'em in there. -Yeah, well, that's very modern.	0:00:56	0:01:00
It's a restaurant. It's... It's too familiar.	0:01:00	0:01:02
-SHIRLEY: -What's that egg ever done to you?	0:01:05	0:01:07
I'm sorry. I had a mad one last night with Tosh!	0:01:07	0:01:11
If you don't want it...	0:01:11	0:01:12
Nah, all goes down the same way.	0:01:12	0:01:14
Said the actress to the bishop.	0:01:14	0:01:15
-Or the bishop to the actor. -Tina!	0:01:15	0:01:17
What has happened to you?	0:01:21	0:01:24
Oh, nothing. Should've seen the state of the other geezer!	0:01:24	0:01:26
That's looking better already.	0:01:26	0:01:28
-SHIRLEY: -State you were in, could hardly look worse.	0:01:28	0:01:30
-You never get into fights. -It's not a fight.	0:01:30	0:01:32
Just having a couple of light ales and was mucking about.	0:01:32	0:01:35
-That does not look like mucking about, Dad. -We was a bit tanked up.	0:01:35	0:01:37
-I still don't get how... -There was a couple of sovereigns on his finger. I should've known better.	0:01:37	0:01:42
-You want an egg? -Ain't he suffered enough?	0:01:42	0:01:44
Tin, I'd love an egg.	0:01:44	0:01:46
-So who did it? -Don't matter who did it. -Just let him eat.	0:01:46	0:01:49
You haven't even said where you were when...	0:01:49	0:01:51
I said, it doesn't matter!	0:01:51	0:01:53
He's told you - it was just lads messing. Now let him have his breakfast.	0:01:53	0:01:56
-I remember that - I loved that film! -Oh, let's do it again.	0:01:59	0:02:02
-Let's sneak off in the afternoon, like we used to. -You are a very bad influence, young lady.	0:02:02	0:02:05
She's got a restaurant to sort out, Dad.	0:02:05	0:02:07
She doesn't need you distracting her.	0:02:07	0:02:09
One afternoon?	0:02:09	0:02:10
PHONE RINGS Ooh, secret lover?	0:02:10	0:02:13
Yes?	0:02:15	0:02:16
So, has she said any more about how long she's staying?	0:02:20	0:02:23
No.	0:02:24	0:02:25
-She's a friend. And... -A female friend.	0:02:25	0:02:29
I'm not saying it's a problem, I just think...	0:02:29	0:02:32
-people will talk. -Let them.	0:02:32	0:02:34
-I just don't want, for your sake... -Oh, this is for my sake, is it?	0:02:34	0:02:36
-Yes. ..for anyone to get the wrong idea. -I am not throwing her out.	0:02:36	0:02:40
PHONE CHIMES	0:02:53	0:02:56
-Whoa! -HE CHUCKLES	0:02:56	0:02:58
-SHE GIGGLES -Right place, right time. -Thanks.	0:02:58	0:03:01
You not going to read your text, then?	0:03:01	0:03:04
I'll read it later. In private.	0:03:04	0:03:06
SHARON: What's with the balloons?	0:03:06	0:03:08
-Lauren's birthday. -Oh, right. Well, bring her to the opening tomorrow.	0:03:08	0:03:11
-I'll throw in some bubbly. -She doesn't... -Nonalcoholic, of course.	0:03:11	0:03:14
-Lauren's birthday, yeah? -Yeah. Taking her out later.	0:03:17	0:03:20
I take it I'm not invited?	0:03:20	0:03:22
-There you go, birthday girl. -Cheers.	0:03:26	0:03:29
-I know she said she weren't seeing him but... -Who's that?	0:03:32	0:03:35
Lucy and Jake. They look all cosy.	0:03:35	0:03:37
What - he's seeing your best mate?	0:03:37	0:03:39
Wouldn't put it past him. I don't care.	0:03:40	0:03:42
-Just... You know, he's a mess. I don't want Lucy getting hurt. -DOOR BELL RINGS	0:03:42	0:03:47
FRONT DOOR OPENS	0:03:51	0:03:52
-LUCY: -Hello. She's in here, yeah?	0:03:52	0:03:55
Happy birthday!	0:03:57	0:03:59
Balloons!	0:04:00	0:04:01
Yeah. Do you think they're really stupid?	0:04:01	0:04:03
No. No, I love them. Thank you.	0:04:03	0:04:05
I've booked a booth - EC2 Bar in Shoreditch.	0:04:05	0:04:08
Whitney's up for it, and Peter and Lola.	0:04:08	0:04:11
I don't know. I just... I was thinking something more low key.	0:04:11	0:04:14
Yeah, but it's your birthday! We have to go out.	0:04:14	0:04:17
Lucy, if Lauren's not up for it...	0:04:17	0:04:20
Shoreditch, yeah?	0:04:23	0:04:24
What, am I going to need a dodgy haircut or something?	0:04:24	0:04:27
-Yeah? Yeah? -THEY CHUCKLE	0:04:27	0:04:30
SHE SIGHS	0:04:53	0:04:55
-DAVID: Homework? TIFFANY: -Yes.	0:05:13	0:05:15
-Trainers? -Yes.	0:05:15	0:05:16
-Chocolate that you're not meant to have that I didn't see you take? BOTH: -No! -Right. OK...	0:05:16	0:05:21
You taking us to school in that?	0:05:21	0:05:22
-Tiffany, that is rude. Now, apologise to your nan. -No, it's...	0:05:22	0:05:25
I was just saying.	0:05:25	0:05:26
Well, I think it looks nice. Change of image.	0:05:26	0:05:29
Look, this treatment, right?	0:05:29	0:05:31
One of the things it does is it makes your hair fall out.	0:05:31	0:05:34
I can either I take you to school looking like Terry,	0:05:34	0:05:38
or I wear a scarf.	0:05:38	0:05:40
Do you really look like Terry?	0:05:40	0:05:41
Show us!	0:05:41	0:05:43
No, no, it's just thinning a little bit.	0:05:43	0:05:45
Not quite like Terry. More like...	0:05:45	0:05:47
-More like Grandad. -Now, that IS rude.	0:05:47	0:05:49
-Come on, let's go. -Ta-ta. Have a nice day.	0:05:49	0:05:52
-Bye. -See ya.	0:05:52	0:05:54
-You all right? -Yeah, I'm all right. I'm not going to lie to them.	0:05:56	0:06:00
-I thought the cold cap was to prevent the hair coming out. -No, I stopped using it.	0:06:00	0:06:03
-Why? -Because it was really painful.	0:06:03	0:06:06
You know, like a big block of ice on your head.	0:06:06	0:06:08
What? Stop looking at me like that! It's the chemo that's important.	0:06:08	0:06:12
-This is... This is just hair. -All right.	0:06:12	0:06:15
Ta-ta.	0:06:17	0:06:18
Oh, hi. I was hoping Shabnam was in -	0:06:22	0:06:24
help me with the old B&B accounts.	0:06:24	0:06:27
-She's just... -It's just, you know what it's like, Jane.	0:06:27	0:06:29
Trying to find somewhere quiet, you know.	0:06:29	0:06:32
Yeah, well, er, I'm menu planning in the dining room.	0:06:32	0:06:35
We'll use the kitchen.	0:06:35	0:06:36
You know, Ian - he won't stop going on and on about this row the two of you had.	0:06:36	0:06:42
It... It was, er... It was nothing.	0:06:42	0:06:45
Well, I said to him -	0:06:45	0:06:48
if Jane wants a big, open kitchen in the restaurant,	0:06:48	0:06:51
you know, watching everyone cook...	0:06:51	0:06:53
That... That wasn't what we argued about.	0:06:53	0:06:56
No?	0:06:57	0:06:59
No.	0:06:59	0:07:00
I said I wanted canteen tables.	0:07:00	0:07:03
Ian said, "Canteen tables, in a restaurant?"	0:07:03	0:07:05
Yeah. Well, you know what Ian's like.	0:07:06	0:07:10
Sticks to what he knows.	0:07:10	0:07:12
Thanks.	0:07:20	0:07:21
She used to be with my dad, didn't she?	0:07:23	0:07:26
Well, I wouldn't exactly say "with" him.	0:07:26	0:07:28
It's all right. Mum told me. She said - when they split up.	0:07:28	0:07:31
What's the phrase again? Any port in a storm.	0:07:31	0:07:34
He still likes her. You know, I mean, really likes her.	0:07:36	0:07:39
Yeah, well...	0:07:39	0:07:41
some men find it hard to move on from an ex.	0:07:41	0:07:45
I want to know everything. Where she's getting her drinks from,	0:07:48	0:07:51
food she's doing for tomorrow's opening, special events.	0:07:51	0:07:53
I'll write it all in secret code and hide it in rocks in the park.	0:07:53	0:07:57
That's my sausage.	0:07:57	0:07:58
-This is Sharon, not North Korea. -You're just jealous cos you ain't part of it.	0:07:58	0:08:02
Once we've got our pool table they won't have any customers anyway.	0:08:02	0:08:05
Nothing wrong with having more than one line of attack.	0:08:05	0:08:07
We can plan it this evening after we've all had catch-up night.	0:08:07	0:08:10
If only Hitler had thought of an invasion of cocktail waiters.	0:08:10	0:08:13
You won't all be laughing when Johnny brings down her empire.	0:08:13	0:08:16
I was right last night, weren't I?	0:08:25	0:08:28
-It was your dad. -I told you, my dad weren't there.	0:08:28	0:08:30
-Drunk again, was he? Get a bit handy with his... -I was caught off guard by squats, OK?	0:08:30	0:08:34
The door was open, the kid comes running out.	0:08:34	0:08:37
Caught me by surprise.	0:08:37	0:08:38
So how come your dad's got squatters?	0:08:38	0:08:41
I seen the neighbour, Brian.	0:08:42	0:08:45
Dad's in hospital with a broken ankle.	0:08:45	0:08:47
-And you're just going to let some kid get away with... -What do you want me to do, L?!	0:08:47	0:08:51
I ain't got time to be chasing after some kid.	0:08:51	0:08:53
If there was something...	0:08:59	0:09:01
..you'd tell me, wouldn't you?	0:09:02	0:09:04
Yes. There's nothing to tell.	0:09:04	0:09:06
We ain't had a proper night out in ages, have we?	0:09:18	0:09:21
Yeah. And Peter can show us his moves!	0:09:21	0:09:23
What're you talking about? I've got moves!	0:09:23	0:09:25
Can you imagine that to music?	0:09:25	0:09:29
I'll see you later...	0:09:29	0:09:30
Snake Hips.	0:09:30	0:09:31
-See ya. -Are you going to be all right getting a baby-sitter?	0:09:31	0:09:34
Billy's working, ain't he?	0:09:34	0:09:36
-Actually, I've already asked Cora. -Oh!	0:09:36	0:09:38
-Mwah! I'll see you later. -See you later.	0:09:38	0:09:40
Making me lie to Denise!	0:09:42	0:09:44
At least I had the decency to ring and warn you.	0:09:44	0:09:46
How many times? There is nothing between us.	0:09:46	0:09:48
-I never said there was! -And there isn't going to be.	0:09:48	0:09:50
Whoa, whoa, you two are not arguing again, are you?	0:09:50	0:09:52
Er...	0:09:52	0:09:54
no, actually. I was just saying how Jane was right.	0:09:54	0:09:56
Oh. I was?	0:09:56	0:09:58
About the canteen tables and...things.	0:09:58	0:10:01
Then again, she usually is.	0:10:01	0:10:03
-Oh, yeah? -Well, maybe you'll learn to say it at the time.	0:10:03	0:10:06
Leave you two to it.	0:10:06	0:10:08
All right, Mick?	0:10:19	0:10:20
What happened there, mate?	0:10:22	0:10:23
-It's all right - it's none of my business. -It was my son Lee.	0:10:25	0:10:29
You look smart.	0:10:32	0:10:33
Yeah. Yeah, Sharon's training me up.	0:10:33	0:10:36
Is she? What, are you working there now?	0:10:36	0:10:38
Big opening night tomorrow. You should pop down.	0:10:38	0:10:41
Your mum's going to kill you.	0:10:41	0:10:43
Yeah, well, I do what I want, don't I?	0:10:43	0:10:45
Thanks.	0:10:45	0:10:46
Listen, it's Lauren's birthday.	0:10:46	0:10:48
-There's a couple of us going out, if you want to come. -Ah, no, I can't.	0:10:48	0:10:52
Me, mum and the others - it's catch-up night.	0:10:52	0:10:56
We miss a lot of TV over weekends...	0:10:56	0:10:59
What happened to "I do what I want"?	0:10:59	0:11:01
On catch-up night? Are you joking? She'd...	0:11:01	0:11:04
-I'll see you later. -Bye.	0:11:04	0:11:06
What?	0:11:14	0:11:15
Well...	0:11:15	0:11:17
"Jane's right about everything."	0:11:17	0:11:18
Oh, maybe he just meant, you know, the restaurant.	0:11:18	0:11:21
She comes back here - perfect mum, perfect businesswoman.	0:11:21	0:11:26
Perfect hair.	0:11:26	0:11:27
You're not helping.	0:11:27	0:11:29
Anyway, I'm going to show her - I'm all them things as well, you know.	0:11:29	0:11:33
Are you jealous?	0:11:33	0:11:34
-Do me a favour! I'm just sick of looking up her nostrils. -Ah.	0:11:34	0:11:38
There's only one thing for it, then.	0:11:40	0:11:43
Time for some WWMD.	0:11:44	0:11:46
"What would Mum do?"	0:11:48	0:11:50
He's supposed to be in Afghanistan.	0:11:53	0:11:55
Well, then, he ain't going to be decking people in Canning Town, is he?	0:11:55	0:11:59
I know. I know, it's just...	0:11:59	0:12:00
It's mad, innit?	0:12:00	0:12:01
-You said it was dark, didn't you? -He was the same height, same build.	0:12:03	0:12:07
I just can't help thinking that...	0:12:09	0:12:11
You just know, when it's your own kids, don't you?	0:12:12	0:12:15
You just... You just know.	0:12:15	0:12:16
It's funny - I used to see my boy Bradley everywhere.	0:12:18	0:12:21
I called out to someone once.	0:12:21	0:12:23
Geezer turned round, didn't look nothing like him.	0:12:23	0:12:25
Where is he, your boy?	0:12:25	0:12:27
He died, Mick. Four years ago.	0:12:27	0:12:29
I'm sorry.	0:12:31	0:12:32
I know it ain't the same but I know what it's like when you've got a son and you miss 'em.	0:12:33	0:12:38
What's Linda think?	0:12:38	0:12:39
I ain't told her yet, have I?	0:12:41	0:12:42
No secrets - that's always been our marriage.	0:12:44	0:12:46
Mine was always the opposite.	0:12:46	0:12:48
Well, I don't think I'd tell her, mate. Not till you're totally sure.	0:12:49	0:12:52
I don't want to worry her. It's just...	0:12:52	0:12:55
if it is him...	0:12:55	0:12:57
and he's done a runner from the Army, then he's in trouble.	0:12:57	0:13:00
-Something's happened. -Just bell him up.	0:13:00	0:13:02
They won't let him have a blower. His e-mails - he ain't answering them.	0:13:02	0:13:05
-Right, well, ask your dad. -Yeah(!)	0:13:05	0:13:07
Seriously, Mick, if you think he's hiding your boy...	0:13:07	0:13:11
Nah.	0:13:11	0:13:12
Nah, you're right. Probably just seeing ghosts.	0:13:13	0:13:15
Dad. Earlier.	0:13:22	0:13:24
About Jane - I think I was a bit rude.	0:13:24	0:13:27
-She's just a friend, Shabnam. -I know.	0:13:27	0:13:29
-And even if she wasn't... -So you're saying that...	0:13:29	0:13:32
It wouldn't be any of your business.	0:13:32	0:13:34
I know you're just friends. I mean...	0:13:35	0:13:38
she clearly still has feelings for Ian.	0:13:38	0:13:41
I don't think so!	0:13:41	0:13:42
Come on, the way she looks at him...	0:13:42	0:13:44
It really isn't any of your business.	0:13:44	0:13:47
They're sat in our house together.	0:13:47	0:13:48
-Working. -I know but...	0:13:48	0:13:50
They've got a business together. They've got a kid.	0:13:50	0:13:52
Exactly, exactly! It's not easy to move on from that.	0:13:52	0:13:55
You know how important those things are to Ian.	0:13:55	0:13:58
-She divorced him. -So? Doesn't mean people just...	0:13:59	0:14:02
Jane stopped having feelings for Ian a long time ago.	0:14:02	0:14:05
Though Ian, on the other hand...	0:14:07	0:14:09
Income and expenditure.	0:14:18	0:14:21
I ain't done a spreadsheet in, like...	0:14:21	0:14:23
Well, since school.	0:14:23	0:14:24
PHONE CHIMES	0:14:25	0:14:28
-Anyone nice? -Er...it's just about tonight.	0:14:28	0:14:30
-Yeah, it is good but we're still going to need an accountant at the end of the year. -Yeah.	0:14:35	0:14:39
PHONE CHIMES SHE CLEARS THROAT	0:14:40	0:14:44
What we were thinking was burgers, salads, that sort of thing - keep it simple.	0:14:45	0:14:49
-Burgers, salads - got it. -DOOR BELL RINGS	0:14:49	0:14:51
Yeah, well, it was more Jane's idea anyway.	0:14:51	0:14:56
-Jake, I'm talking to you! -Yeah, and I'm listening.	0:14:56	0:14:58
-Who's so important you've got to spend all your time on the phone? -Ian, he can have a life!	0:14:58	0:15:02
Not when he works for me, he can't.	0:15:02	0:15:03
HE CHUCKLES Denise!	0:15:03	0:15:05
I'll make a brew.	0:15:07	0:15:08
I was just thinking that we never did anything,	0:15:10	0:15:12
you know, to welcome you back to the Square.	0:15:12	0:15:15
You don't have to do that.	0:15:15	0:15:16
So I thought I'd cook something this evening.	0:15:16	0:15:19
-For Jane? -Yes, well, it wouldn't be a welcome-back if she weren't there.	0:15:19	0:15:24
Well, that's great. Yeah, thanks.	0:15:24	0:15:27
-Good. -Shall I bring anything?	0:15:27	0:15:29
Just Masood - you know, make up the numbers -	0:15:29	0:15:31
and something to pick up Ian's jaw from off the floor.	0:15:31	0:15:33
THEY CHUCKLE	0:15:35	0:15:37
HE MUTTERS	0:15:59	0:16:01
I can't believe you've got all these spirits!	0:16:04	0:16:06
-Where do you get your stuff from? -Johnny....	0:16:06	0:16:08
This is Steffi and Curtis. Our new bar staff.	0:16:08	0:16:12
-Cooking for those three? -Curry goat!	0:16:15	0:16:17
They run restaurants. Catering business, food stalls.	0:16:17	0:16:21
You work in a shop and sell a couple of sandwiches.	0:16:21	0:16:24
You got a problem with my sandwiches?	0:16:24	0:16:26
Denise has gone all MasterChef!	0:16:26	0:16:27
Where are you going to get a goat in Walford?	0:16:27	0:16:30
I'm not cooking goat! Will you all stop going on about goat?	0:16:30	0:16:32
I never said "goat".	0:16:32	0:16:34
-I love curry goat! -I'm not doing goat!	0:16:34	0:16:37
Ian's going to be all over it. In and out of that kitchen.	0:16:37	0:16:39
Yes, and that is why I'm...	0:16:39	0:16:41
Doing it at Patrick's.	0:16:41	0:16:43
What, you, on your own, cooking a poncey meal?	0:16:43	0:16:46
No. No, not on her own. I'm helping.	0:16:46	0:16:49
-It was Denise's idea. -With, er, her and Ian?	0:16:50	0:16:53
Well, yeah, Ian would be there too.	0:16:53	0:16:56
Hmm. Better put the iron on.	0:16:56	0:16:58
Masood...	0:17:00	0:17:02
you don't think it's...weird?	0:17:02	0:17:05
My ex and his new fiancee?	0:17:05	0:17:07
Hmm.	0:17:07	0:17:09
Well, it's not like we're throwing our car keys on the table.	0:17:09	0:17:12
Lovely to see a woman with a proper set of curves.	0:17:19	0:17:23
All these girls, skinny as a rake.	0:17:23	0:17:25
Are those yours darling, or silicone?	0:17:26	0:17:28
Thought you was at death's door.	0:17:28	0:17:30
I do apologise - 76 years of age and he's still not house trained.	0:17:30	0:17:34
Been in the wars, have you?	0:17:36	0:17:37
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS	0:17:40	0:17:42
He's gorgeous, ain't he?	0:17:45	0:17:47
-I was just... -A man who can do so many things with his hands at once?	0:17:47	0:17:50
-Well... -I was just wondering how he fit into them jeans.	0:17:50	0:17:53
How he does - or you could?	0:17:53	0:17:56
Well, it's the big day tomorrow.	0:17:57	0:17:58
So try to give the punters some attention, too.	0:17:58	0:18:01
But in the meantime...	0:18:01	0:18:03
-We was always patching up your face. -"We"?	0:18:07	0:18:10
You were never there.	0:18:10	0:18:11
They won't let me go home on my own.	0:18:14	0:18:16
You seen Lee?	0:18:17	0:18:19
Why would I have seen Lee?	0:18:19	0:18:20
Just wondered if he'd paid you a visit.	0:18:20	0:18:22
None of the rest of you have paid me a visit.	0:18:22	0:18:26
Don't know why he'd fly in from Afghanistan just cos I've had a fall.	0:18:26	0:18:29
-I just thought that... -Half the boys out there are lucky to come home with legs.	0:18:29	0:18:33
Me taking a tumble don't really count for a royal visit.	0:18:33	0:18:36
So you ain't seen him, then?	0:18:37	0:18:38
No, I ain't seen him. Ain't seen him for years.	0:18:38	0:18:41
Ain't seen any of you till you came sniffing round for money.	0:18:41	0:18:45
Tina's the only one who remembers who her father is.	0:18:45	0:18:47
That's cos she's spent most her life off her nut.	0:18:47	0:18:50
She doesn't really remember who you are.	0:18:50	0:18:52
Thanks for the grapes.	0:18:54	0:18:56
Really appreciate them.	0:18:56	0:18:57
Why all this talk about Lee?	0:19:00	0:19:02
Why you asking about him?	0:19:02	0:19:04
-I just wondered if... -No, you didn't.	0:19:04	0:19:06
I went to see you at your flat.	0:19:08	0:19:10
-When? -Yesterday.	0:19:10	0:19:12
And someone gave me a dig.	0:19:12	0:19:14
And I thought, er...	0:19:15	0:19:17
it was Lee.	0:19:17	0:19:18
I didn't see who it was cos they run off.	0:19:21	0:19:23
Must have been one of them ASBOs from the estate.	0:19:24	0:19:27
-They'd mug you for a cough drop. -Nah. It didn't feel like it.	0:19:27	0:19:30
Moment they see an ambulance, they're in there like a shot.	0:19:30	0:19:33
Kick the door in, did they?	0:19:33	0:19:34
No, everything was fine.	0:19:34	0:19:35
Maybe I didn't shut it properly.	0:19:37	0:19:39
Lucky you got there before they could do the place in.	0:19:39	0:19:43
There was just... There was something about him. I don't know.	0:19:43	0:19:46
And you think your boy would do that? Hit his own father?	0:19:49	0:19:53
Before you know it, he'll be all grown up	0:19:57	0:20:00
and refusing to let his old dad come home with him to convalesce.	0:20:00	0:20:03
Nice try.	0:20:08	0:20:09
-LUCY: -Sure you don't want a coffee?	0:20:21	0:20:23
No, I'm all right. Shall I, er...	0:20:23	0:20:26
-Shall I get these business cards ordered? -Oh, yeah.	0:20:26	0:20:29
What are you doing?	0:20:42	0:20:43
All right? Little gift.	0:20:48	0:20:50
It's silk.	0:20:53	0:20:54
Well, I thought, if you're going to wear a scarf, you know,	0:20:55	0:20:58
may as well have...	0:20:58	0:21:00
I'm really sorry, Carol.	0:21:02	0:21:04
Going to take more than a scarf.	0:21:05	0:21:07
-I'll leave it on there. -No, don't. Haven't wiped that yet.	0:21:09	0:21:11
Thank you.	0:21:13	0:21:14
It's lovely.	0:21:14	0:21:16
"Might not drink tonight. Peter."	0:21:23	0:21:25
Oh, "Lauren won't mind. Whitney."	0:21:25	0:21:27
OK. I'm sorry.	0:21:30	0:21:32
I thought you were texting Jake, didn't I?	0:21:33	0:21:35
I told you nothing was going on.	0:21:35	0:21:36
I know, but...	0:21:36	0:21:38
But what? You don't trust me?	0:21:38	0:21:39
Yes! Yes, obviously I trust you, Lucy.	0:21:39	0:21:42
-Because if we're working together, Lauren... -Yes. I dunno.	0:21:42	0:21:45
I dunno, I saw you with him earlier, didn't I?	0:21:45	0:21:48
-And I saw you with him last week... -It is all in your head.	0:21:48	0:21:50
You going to shoot me?	0:21:54	0:21:56
No. Course not. It's your birthday.	0:21:58	0:22:00
Well, I will have that coffee, then.	0:22:04	0:22:06
It is my birthday.	0:22:06	0:22:08
I'll take this.	0:22:10	0:22:11
Hey. Don't call me again today.	0:22:28	0:22:31
No, Lauren just searched through my phone.	0:22:31	0:22:33
It's fine - I delete all of your texts.	0:22:35	0:22:37
Curtis can do this thing where he picks up three bottles at once and I can't...	0:22:49	0:22:52
Whoa. You got a crush?	0:22:52	0:22:54
No, I'm just saying.	0:22:54	0:22:55
Oh, my God, he's got a crush!	0:22:55	0:22:58
-Who's got a crush? -Johnny's got a crush. -Nance!	0:22:58	0:23:00
Sharon's new barman. Curtis.	0:23:00	0:23:02
-You're there to gather information. -That's one way of looking at it!	0:23:02	0:23:05
-You're there for me. Nothing else. -And if it was a girl? -That's got nothing to do with it.	0:23:05	0:23:09
-Come on, give the boy a break. -Shirley, customer.	0:23:09	0:23:11
-You can tell me all Sharon's secrets later. -I'm going out.	0:23:12	0:23:15
-It's catch-up night! -I ain't going to be there.	0:23:15	0:23:17
-Where is he? -Who, Mick?	0:23:19	0:23:20
Someone mention my name?	0:23:20	0:23:22
I've just had Dad on the phone.	0:23:22	0:23:24
You ever going to tell us he was in hospital?	0:23:24	0:23:26
-DENISE: -It's sticking. -SHABNAM: -It's not sticking!	0:23:29	0:23:32
-How you've managed to make it stick when you've put so much oil in... -The spices need to cook out!	0:23:32	0:23:36
-But you're not cooking them onions properly. -Denise?	0:23:36	0:23:39
This is how I always cook onions.	0:23:39	0:23:40
That's not how I've said to cook 'em, is it?	0:23:40	0:23:43
-You're meant to be making my life easier so Jane's impressed with... -Would somebody tell me what...	0:23:43	0:23:47
-She's her mother's daughter, all right. Don't listen to a word. -What are you doing in my kitchen?	0:23:47	0:23:51
-Curry chicken. -We couldn't get goat so...	0:23:53	0:23:55
I mean, while I'm out playing cards I want to know...	0:23:55	0:23:58
I - sorry, we - wanted somewhere Ian weren't going to get all involved.	0:23:58	0:24:03
I'm cooking for Masood and Ian... and Jane.	0:24:03	0:24:06
Well, I hope they like washing up.	0:24:10	0:24:12
Stir it!	0:24:17	0:24:18
-He can have my room. -It's not just your room. -Tina!	0:24:18	0:24:20
-I'll sleep on the floor. -I'm not having that man in this house.	0:24:20	0:24:23
He can go on the sofa, or we put a bed in the lounge.	0:24:23	0:24:25
-I don't want him in my lounge. -He's not coming here! -You can't leave him in hospital.	0:24:25	0:24:29
-Thank you, Nancy. -If your dad says no, he means no.	0:24:29	0:24:31
He said he got a neighbour to call you yesterday.	0:24:31	0:24:33
-Mick went round his gaff and came back with a black eye. -Oh, L. -Is that when you got beaten up?	0:24:33	0:24:37
I didn't get beaten up.	0:24:37	0:24:39
So did you see who did it?	0:24:39	0:24:40
Yeah, just... It was just kids from the estate.	0:24:40	0:24:42
Dad weren't there, though, was he? Cos he was in hospital, where he's been all week.	0:24:42	0:24:46
Funny how he didn't tell us before he knew he couldn't come home.	0:24:46	0:24:49
-He's old and he's had a fall. -You've been outvoted. -And he ain't got no-one else.	0:24:49	0:24:52
He is not staying here!	0:24:52	0:24:54
TANNOY: 'The westbound District line is currently suspended...'	0:25:06	0:25:09
Thought I missed you.	0:25:09	0:25:10
-I'm not getting a bus. -It ain't that far!	0:25:10	0:25:13
-We could go to the Vic. -No, I ain't going back to the Vic.	0:25:13	0:25:16
Oh, brilliant. Cab?	0:25:16	0:25:19
Actually, I've got keys to the Albert.	0:25:19	0:25:22
Fancy a private party?	0:25:22	0:25:24
-You serious? -Yes, let's go! -Yes.	0:25:25	0:25:27
Oi!	0:25:34	0:25:35
What did he do?	0:25:35	0:25:37
Grandad.	0:25:37	0:25:39
Like, when you and Dad was little - did he, like...?	0:25:40	0:25:43
Do you think he'd still be alive if he did?	0:25:45	0:25:47
Yeah, but I just don't get why you and Dad hate him so much.	0:25:47	0:25:51
Darling, there are hundreds of reasons why I hate him -	0:25:51	0:25:55
but that's not one of them.	0:25:55	0:25:56
This looks amazing.	0:26:04	0:26:05
I mean, you did all this for Jane? On your own?	0:26:05	0:26:08
Yeah.	0:26:08	0:26:10
Well...you know, Shabnam -	0:26:10	0:26:12
she come and she just give me a little bit of a hand.	0:26:12	0:26:15
PATRICK CLEARS THROAT	0:26:15	0:26:17
Sorry, me dear, I'm not staying.	0:26:17	0:26:20
Yeah. Yeah, I know. This is for me.	0:26:20	0:26:22
Oh, sorry - I just assumed.	0:26:26	0:26:28
I mean, it's not a double date, is it?	0:26:28	0:26:30
-You two, Jane and my dad? -BOTH: No!	0:26:30	0:26:32
I mean, I can go if you want.	0:26:32	0:26:34
No. No, you stay.	0:26:35	0:26:36
You know, it's like - the more the merrier.	0:26:36	0:26:39
PHONE CHIMES	0:26:50	0:26:52
So what happened, Mick?	0:27:26	0:27:28
At Dad's, when you went round there?	0:27:28	0:27:30
Like I said. Just a kid.	0:27:30	0:27:33
A kid rattled you?	0:27:33	0:27:35
I know you, Mick. There's something you're not telling me.	0:27:37	0:27:40
It just shook me up a bit.	0:27:42	0:27:44
You know, being back there.	0:27:44	0:27:46
You let him in, there's going to be nothing but trouble.	0:27:46	0:27:49
And I promise you I will not let that man	0:27:49	0:27:52
anywhere near this family again.	0:27:52	0:27:55
-STAN: -Easy, easy.	0:27:57	0:27:59
Dad's coming to stay.	0:28:03	0:28:05
Let's go.	0:28:21	0:28:23
Oh, no, back, back, back!	0:28:24	0:28:26
No hug for your old man?	0:28:39	0:28:40
He's not a dad, Teen. He's money out of the tills.	0:28:42	0:28:45
He's us losing punters. He's Linda going to stay back at her mother's.	0:28:45	0:28:49
If it wasn't for him we wouldn't exist!	0:28:49	0:28:50
The only reason he had kids is	0:28:50	0:28:52
so he'd have someone to send round the shop for his fags!	0:28:52	0:28:54
-I could knock you out. -He's an invalid.	0:28:54	0:28:56
Roles reversed, OK? He would not take you in, Tina.	0:28:56	0:29:00
Look at us! He's been here two minutes and we're fighting.	0:29:00	0:29:03
Actually, he's OUR dad, so it ain't really any of your business.	0:29:03	0:29:06
It's my home you've invited him in to!	0:29:06	0:29:07
He's as nice as pie to your face but behind your back...	0:29:07	0:29:11
What? Go on.	0:29:12	0:29:15
Says you're not really into girls, you just need taming.	0:29:16	0:29:20
A strong hand.	0:29:20	0:29:21
What did you say he used to call her?	0:29:23	0:29:25
A dog without a lead.	0:29:26	0:29:28
Harsh.	0:29:34	0:29:35
Did the trick, though. I'm calling him a cab.	0:29:37	0:29:40
It's a term of endearment, love!	0:29:44	0:29:46
You know me, I'm a gags man.	0:29:46	0:29:48
Just remember, she's the only one fighting your corner.	0:29:51	0:29:54
You couldn't ask Linda to fetch me a cuppa...?	0:29:55	0:30:00
All set? DOORBELL RINGS	0:30:00	0:30:02
What you after, Ian, a guard of honour?	0:30:02	0:30:04
Hello!	0:30:09	0:30:10
Hi.	0:30:10	0:30:11
Come on in!	0:30:11	0:30:13
-Masood... -Hi. How you doing?	0:30:13	0:30:16
-Jane. -That's a bit formal.	0:30:17	0:30:20
Denise! How lovely of you to have us over.	0:30:20	0:30:23
-It's my pleasure. -Shabnam. What are you doing here?	0:30:23	0:30:25
-Just helping. -Ian. Why don't you show everyone through.	0:30:25	0:30:28
-Starters are nearly done. -Yeah. This way...	0:30:28	0:30:31
I shouldn't have told you that.	0:30:42	0:30:44
He can call me what he wants.	0:30:44	0:30:45
Yeah? Well, how come you're sitting out here?	0:30:45	0:30:49
Cos you always side with Shirley. He's my dad as well.	0:30:49	0:30:53
He's just scared, you know?	0:30:54	0:30:57
Cos if we all get on, then what?	0:30:57	0:30:59
Then we talk about mum, don't we?	0:30:59	0:31:01
We talk about when we were kids and he don't like that.	0:31:01	0:31:04
So he acts up.	0:31:04	0:31:05
Hello, love. You got a boyfriend?	0:31:05	0:31:08
-You want another one? -HE LAUGHS	0:31:10	0:31:13
Oi, can you not interfere with the punters, please!	0:31:13	0:31:16
Take me home, Teen. I'm not begging.	0:31:18	0:31:21
HE COUGHS	0:31:22	0:31:25
If you want him gone, you have to take him back yourself.	0:31:25	0:31:29
I ain't kicking him out cos he's too scared to be decent.	0:31:29	0:31:32
They've been out there for ages.	0:31:34	0:31:36
They're working on him. He's a soft touch, your dad.	0:31:36	0:31:41
No, not with this. He knows...	0:31:41	0:31:43
Cancel the cab.	0:31:46	0:31:47
It's not for long.	0:31:48	0:31:49
The doctor said he only needs looking after for three weeks.	0:31:49	0:31:52
Linda. I'll keep to myself. Help out where I can.	0:31:52	0:31:57
Lying there with my broken ankle, it was your faces I saw...	0:31:58	0:32:01
I know I don't deserve it. But thank you.	0:32:04	0:32:07
-You're not going to fall for that, are you? -It's decided.	0:32:07	0:32:10
Three weeks.	0:32:10	0:32:11
He is going to poison every part of this family.	0:32:15	0:32:18
By the end of the week we're going to be at war, Mick!	0:32:18	0:32:21
It'll be fine.	0:32:21	0:32:22
Please, Mick, don't.	0:32:22	0:32:23
Careful... Are we going to carry him up?	0:32:23	0:32:26
You look after the pub. I'll speak to Mick.	0:32:28	0:32:30
You two are hilarious. He's tiny.	0:32:30	0:32:33
If he kicks off, I'll, like, sit on him or something.	0:32:33	0:32:36
The way Dad was going on,	0:32:36	0:32:38
-I was expecting, like, Robocop - not Friar Tuck in a wheelchair. -Don't be taken in by that.	0:32:38	0:32:43
When he used to drink he couldn't even tell us apart.	0:32:43	0:32:47
No matter what we did he just cut into us...tearing us...	0:32:47	0:32:51
until, one day, we just...	0:32:51	0:32:53
..stopped talking.	0:32:55	0:32:56
And there was silence at the table.	0:32:58	0:33:00
It's going to happen here, you watch.	0:33:02	0:33:04
And the worst thing was we started turning on each other.	0:33:06	0:33:09
Because that's his trick. He makes you hate yourself.	0:33:09	0:33:12
We'll make it just like home up here, Dad. You'll love it.	0:33:15	0:33:18
Colourful place you got. Are those...?	0:33:20	0:33:22
-Yeah, yeah, they're parakeets, yeah. -Parakeets.	0:33:22	0:33:24
There you go.	0:33:24	0:33:26
-I got you. -All right?	0:33:26	0:33:28
By the look of you, we won't be doing that again in a hurry.	0:33:34	0:33:37
-Three weeks. -Yeah. If he's better.	0:33:37	0:33:39
He'll be better.	0:33:39	0:33:40
Dad, Lady Di. Lady Di, Dad.	0:33:41	0:33:44
Best looking woman in the house!	0:33:46	0:33:48
-After me. -Yeah, after you.	0:33:48	0:33:49
DOG WHIMPERS	0:33:49	0:33:51
This is so good.	0:33:56	0:33:58
Yeah? It's just an old, you know, family recipe.	0:33:58	0:34:04
Should be hearing about the market closure by Easter.	0:34:04	0:34:07
Not holding my breath, though.	0:34:08	0:34:11
Mint sauce, Jane?	0:34:11	0:34:12
-IAN AND JANE TOGETHER: Oh, no, she don't... -Oh, no, I don't...	0:34:12	0:34:14
-She's minty enough. -I'm minty enough.	0:34:14	0:34:16
What are you two like?	0:34:16	0:34:17
What's that? What does that even mean?	0:34:18	0:34:20
-"Minty enough?" -It's, you know, like a play on words...you know...	0:34:20	0:34:24
-"sweet enough". -Like, with sugar.	0:34:24	0:34:28
-In tea. -Tea...	0:34:28	0:34:29
SHE LAUGHS	0:34:29	0:34:32
How's the restaurant coming along?	0:34:39	0:34:41
Oh, I think we've finally decided on the Beales' logo at last!	0:34:41	0:34:45
-When can we see it? -Well, we're not going to unveil it yet. It's top-secret.	0:34:45	0:34:49
Ooh. Ooh.	0:34:51	0:34:54
We're all hanging on the edges of our seats here.	0:34:54	0:34:58
SHE SIGHS	0:35:02	0:35:03
Do you know what, I think I'm going to get a little top-up.	0:35:03	0:35:06
-This really is delicious. -Thanks.	0:35:12	0:35:15
I mean, on behalf of Denise.	0:35:15	0:35:18
Hiya.	0:35:24	0:35:25
What's going on in here?	0:35:27	0:35:29
A-ha...	0:35:31	0:35:32
Do you remember? I always used to call you my Jessica Lange.	0:35:34	0:35:38
Only hoping that I'd call you my King Kong.	0:35:38	0:35:41
-Do you fancy it? -We never did get to the end of it. -Too busy snogging, that's why.	0:35:41	0:35:45
-Where are the kids? -Sent them out for something to eat with Bianca.	0:35:46	0:35:50
Come on, sit down.	0:35:51	0:35:52
No, I'm going to go and see Max. He's got his genetic testing tomorrow.	0:35:52	0:35:56
Oh, Carol. Come on, that's nothing, is it?	0:35:56	0:35:58
It's only taking a bit of blood. He'll be all right.	0:35:58	0:36:00
Come on, sit down. I got popcorn. Nice bottle of wine.	0:36:00	0:36:03
We can have a nice romantic night in.	0:36:03	0:36:05
I think we're a long way from being romantic, David.	0:36:05	0:36:07
SIREN BLARES	0:36:12	0:36:14
I thought Sharon was going to bed down here for the night.	0:36:16	0:36:18
Oh, wow, I can see the hipsters working their 'taches in here.	0:36:18	0:36:22
-Hipsters? It's a bit small, innit? -But it's all ours.	0:36:22	0:36:25
Listen up! Ground rules! Oi!	0:36:25	0:36:28
Sharon's got this place just right for tomorrow	0:36:28	0:36:30
-so we put back what we drink and we leave the place exactly... -SHE GROANS	0:36:30	0:36:35
..exactly as we found it. Agreed?	0:36:35	0:36:36
THEY ALL EXPRESS AGREEMENT	0:36:36	0:36:38
Good! Cos Phil Mitchell finds out about this, I am a dead man.	0:36:38	0:36:41
You and that phone!	0:36:44	0:36:46
Just work. Trying to get us rich.	0:36:46	0:36:48
-LOUD MUSIC STARTS -Lola, what have I just said? Can you turn it down?	0:36:48	0:36:51
Sharon?	0:36:57	0:36:59
-I can't get through to this delivery company. -Thought they was coming in the morning?	0:36:59	0:37:03
Yeah, well, I need to double check. Not much of a cocktail bar without any mixers, is it?	0:37:03	0:37:07
Sharon, they'll come! You know what you're doing.	0:37:07	0:37:09
You've been in the game years, ain't you?	0:37:09	0:37:11
There might be a few glitches along the way	0:37:11	0:37:13
but anything goes wrong, you'll deal with it, easy, won't you?	0:37:13	0:37:15
You trying to get back in my good books?	0:37:15	0:37:17
Why? Am I not there already?	0:37:17	0:37:19
Not quite. So how do you fancy christening The Albert?	0:37:19	0:37:24
Before the punters get their grubby hands on it tomorrow...	0:37:24	0:37:27
-Come on, come through. -OK. Thank you.	0:37:30	0:37:32
-You don't mind, do you? I'm just finishing my dinner. -You don't do that every night, do you?	0:37:32	0:37:36
What?	0:37:36	0:37:37
Oh, you're worse than Liam. Put that phone away.	0:37:39	0:37:42
Oh, it's Lauren. She's out for her birthday.	0:37:42	0:37:44
Just waiting for that call from A&E.	0:37:44	0:37:46
She'll be all right. She's been around alcohol before.	0:37:47	0:37:50
-I'll stick the kettle on. -All right.	0:37:50	0:37:52
Apparently, it's all about the snappy hand movements.	0:37:56	0:37:58
So you look like you're doing something impressive...	0:37:58	0:38:01
Don't... Don't do that.	0:38:01	0:38:02
-Have you actually studied mixology or is this just guesswork? -Peter, shut up, he's really good!	0:38:03	0:38:08
MUSIC TURNED UP	0:38:08	0:38:09
Can you turn that music down?	0:38:09	0:38:12
Don't do this and don't do that.	0:38:12	0:38:13
-Can we actually go somewhere we can have some fun? -This is fun.	0:38:13	0:38:16
There you go. Use a beer mat...	0:38:17	0:38:19
Ah, the good old mocktail.	0:38:21	0:38:23
What happens if have too much vitamin C, guys?	0:38:23	0:38:26
Nothing, babe - not buzz-wise, anyway.	0:38:26	0:38:28
Happy days.	0:38:28	0:38:30
Look, I can't drink that. Have you got any cider?	0:38:30	0:38:33
So what's it like working together again?	0:38:49	0:38:51
-Just like the good old days? -Yeah.	0:38:51	0:38:53
Yeah. It's not exactly like them.	0:38:55	0:38:58
No, not exactly, but...	0:38:58	0:38:59
We know how to work in tandem, don't we?	0:38:59	0:39:02
What he means by that is I ignore his moods and get on with it.	0:39:02	0:39:06
All right, I admit it. I can be a difficult partner.	0:39:06	0:39:10
But I aim high.	0:39:10	0:39:11
Partner now.	0:39:11	0:39:12
He says boss when you're not around.	0:39:12	0:39:15
Oh, old habits...	0:39:15	0:39:17
So, come on, you must have loads of old stories	0:39:17	0:39:19
working together over the years.	0:39:19	0:39:21
Really? Really, stories about a cafe?	0:39:21	0:39:24
Things have gone down in that cafe, believe me.	0:39:24	0:39:26
Yeah, and some things are best kept secret.	0:39:26	0:39:30
Yeah.	0:39:30	0:39:31
You know, you don't want to bore our guests to tears, do you?	0:39:31	0:39:34
Denise, is everything OK?	0:39:37	0:39:38
Can anyone smell burning?	0:39:38	0:39:41
The chicken!	0:39:41	0:39:42
VOICES ON TV	0:39:48	0:39:50
Here you go.	0:39:50	0:39:51
Urgh!	0:39:58	0:40:00
That's disgusting. You never could make a cup of tea.	0:40:00	0:40:03
Your way takes ages. Faffing about with all that milk.	0:40:03	0:40:06
No, you don't put the milk in first, Carol,	0:40:06	0:40:08
cos the tea bag don't infuse, does it?	0:40:08	0:40:10
How you feeling about tomorrow?	0:40:10	0:40:12
It'll be all right. Only a scratch.	0:40:13	0:40:15
Well, makes you think, doesn't it, about the kids? It did with me.	0:40:15	0:40:18
Honestly, that tea bag.	0:40:18	0:40:20
Packaged in India and then flown 4,000 miles to be mullered by you.	0:40:20	0:40:23
Do you want me to come with you?	0:40:23	0:40:24
What, you not had enough of hospitals lately?	0:40:26	0:40:28
You know, a little while back, Tanya would have gone with you.	0:40:28	0:40:31
-Or even Kirsty... -What's that supposed to mean?	0:40:31	0:40:33
It's just bad timing. You not having anybody.	0:40:33	0:40:36
I got the girls! Well, I ain't got them tonight.	0:40:36	0:40:39
-Not tomorrow either? -Why are you worrying about tomorrow for?	0:40:39	0:40:42
Everything's fine, Carol. The girls are happy. Business is good.	0:40:42	0:40:45
And you - you're supposed to be living in the present.	0:40:45	0:40:48
-Yeah, well, I'd be at home with David watching King Kong. -You should be there.	0:40:48	0:40:52
Instead of round here, trying to get me worked up about tomorrow.	0:40:52	0:40:56
Honestly, just live in the present.	0:40:56	0:40:58
Yeah, where I've got cancer?	0:40:58	0:40:59
No. Where you've got a fighting chance.	0:40:59	0:41:02
Unlike that cup of tea.	0:41:03	0:41:05
I'll make a fresh one.	0:41:06	0:41:07
Maybe we should go in there and help.	0:41:17	0:41:19
No. Denise told me I couldn't interfere.	0:41:19	0:41:21
No reason why you couldn't though.	0:41:24	0:41:26
More wine?	0:41:28	0:41:30
-Oh, no, I don't think... -Come on.	0:41:30	0:41:32
It's ruined. The whole thing.	0:41:37	0:41:39
I thought you were meant to be helping me.	0:41:39	0:41:41
Not helping Ian and Jane just reminisce all night!	0:41:41	0:41:44
I cooked everything for you!	0:41:44	0:41:45
Yes, and now it's burnt to a crisp, innit?	0:41:45	0:41:47
Is there a problem here?	0:41:49	0:41:51
Actually, we could use your help. Chicken's...	0:41:51	0:41:53
Right, well, look, you've made this delicious curry sauce.	0:41:55	0:41:58
We could go vegetarian?	0:41:58	0:41:59
No. No, because there's not enough veg, is there?	0:41:59	0:42:02
-Of course there is... You've got a courgette... -Yes.	0:42:02	0:42:04
-And look at that, you've got two onions. -That's a real feast, that(!)	0:42:04	0:42:07
We don't need much.	0:42:07	0:42:08
Look, it's my dinner and if I say there isn't enough...	0:42:08	0:42:11
I think Masood's making things worse!	0:42:17	0:42:19
Ian, Denise seems really on edge.	0:42:20	0:42:23
All I know is this wouldn't have happened with you.	0:42:23	0:42:26
It was fun, weren't it?	0:42:28	0:42:30
Talking about the old days in the cafe.	0:42:30	0:42:32
Yeah. Happy memories.	0:42:36	0:42:37
Tell me you haven't been thinking about that kiss.	0:42:43	0:42:46
Denise has just popped out for a takeaway.	0:42:54	0:42:57
You are joking?	0:42:57	0:42:58
Peter, I'm going to grab something to eat.	0:43:07	0:43:09
Take that out, would you? And use the chippy's, yeah?	0:43:09	0:43:12
Thanks.	0:43:14	0:43:15
-Try to relax, babe. -This was a big mistake.	0:43:18	0:43:20
Yeah, but look, everyone's having a right laugh.	0:43:20	0:43:22
Yeah, but it's me that loses his life. This is like Sharon's baby.	0:43:22	0:43:25
-Which means it's Phil's baby, more or less. And if they knew... -MUSIC TURNED UP	0:43:25	0:43:28
Peter, can you TURN IT DOWN?!	0:43:28	0:43:30
No!	0:43:30	0:43:32
-Where's Lauren? -I'll clean it up. Don't worry.	0:43:35	0:43:37
Do you know how many times Sharon's counted these glasses?	0:43:37	0:43:40
-Where's Lola? -I don't know, Peter.	0:43:41	0:43:43
Hey, what you doing down here on your own?	0:43:51	0:43:53
What is that?	0:43:56	0:43:57
I dunno. I just wanted to join in.	0:44:02	0:44:04
Lauren, have you seen how strong they're making these?	0:44:07	0:44:10
Look. Honestly.	0:44:14	0:44:17
In an hour or so, everyone is going to be throwing up	0:44:17	0:44:20
and making a fool of themselves, and then you're just going to say,	0:44:20	0:44:23
"Thank God that's not me - they look stupid."	0:44:23	0:44:25
Yeah. You're always looking out for me, ain't ya?	0:44:31	0:44:33
OK, yeah.	0:44:36	0:44:37
Let's just go back upstairs, yeah?	0:44:39	0:44:42
MOBILE PHONE RINGS	0:44:42	0:44:45
You get more and more stunning.	0:44:51	0:44:53
-Your cataracts are just getting worse. -HE LAUGHS HEARTILY	0:44:53	0:44:56
I'm doing this for Tina, OK? It's important to her.	0:44:57	0:45:00
-Right, Dad, here's your feather. -Yeah?	0:45:00	0:45:03
Tina's going to bring in your blankets.	0:45:03	0:45:05
Shirley ain't exactly making the customers feel welcome down there.	0:45:07	0:45:11
You need anything else?	0:45:11	0:45:12
You all right getting to the khazi of a night and all that, yeah?	0:45:12	0:45:15
Quite all right, thank you. Nancy. Come over here.	0:45:15	0:45:20
Let's have a look at you.	0:45:20	0:45:22
Yeah. Haven't you turned into a beauty?	0:45:23	0:45:26
Dunno 'bout that, Stan.	0:45:27	0:45:29
Call me Grandad.	0:45:29	0:45:30
I look like a useless old so-and-so, you might as well call me one.	0:45:30	0:45:34
Whatever, Grandad.	0:45:34	0:45:35
What's the time? Boxing's on in a minute!	0:45:35	0:45:38
-Who's fighting? -Take an interest, do you?	0:45:38	0:45:40
Watching men knock each other out? 'Course.	0:45:40	0:45:42
-You one of her lot? -No, she ain't, Dad. Don't panic.	0:45:42	0:45:46
She just knows her enemy.	0:45:46	0:45:48
Well, come on, sit yourselves down and we'll do a bit of man-hating together.	0:45:49	0:45:54
Can't stand either of these two fighters.	0:45:54	0:45:56
Right pair of chauvinists, they are!	0:45:56	0:45:58
HE LAUGHS	0:45:59	0:46:02
Can't believe you made me stop off for a meat pie.	0:46:07	0:46:09
I've been at work all day, I'm starving!	0:46:09	0:46:11
-I was trying to be spontaneous. -This is spontaneous.	0:46:11	0:46:14
Didn't know I was going to come in till I walked past.	0:46:14	0:46:17
There's nothing wrong with the head on that. You don't like it, there's plenty other pubs.	0:46:17	0:46:20
-It's quiet tonight. -Bet it ain't up there.	0:46:27	0:46:30
We're about to have dinner. Mick wanted you to join us, actually.	0:46:30	0:46:34
Chinese?	0:46:52	0:46:53
Yes, what else am I supposed to do? I've got to give them something.	0:46:53	0:46:56
Don't tell me. Another old family recipe(?)	0:46:56	0:46:58
-All right, sweetheart. -Nice hat, Pops.	0:47:03	0:47:06
-All right? -Give us a chip.	0:47:06	0:47:07
-Oi! You want a chip, you have to earn your keep. -I said I want a chip. -No.	0:47:07	0:47:10
Come on, wind it in.	0:47:19	0:47:20
Busted.	0:47:21	0:47:22
So what is it now? Lauren, Lola, me...	0:47:22	0:47:25
Is there anyone, apart from your sister, that you ain't been out with?	0:47:25	0:47:28
-You two went out? -Yeah.	0:47:28	0:47:29
Oh, yeah, yeah. We "went out" didn't we? For about ten minutes!	0:47:29	0:47:32
She's been out with everyone, though.	0:47:32	0:47:34
She'll be trying to turn you next.	0:47:34	0:47:36
It was a joke!	0:47:38	0:47:40
'Scuse me.	0:47:40	0:47:41
Whit, it was a joke!	0:47:41	0:47:43
Delicately handled.	0:47:43	0:47:45
Help me with this and you can have a chip.	0:47:51	0:47:54
Oh, no.	0:47:56	0:47:58
Peter, he just... He didn't mean to upset you.	0:48:01	0:48:05
It's all right. No-one ever does.	0:48:05	0:48:07
-What you doing!? -Come on, Johnny.	0:48:15	0:48:17
-Johnny?! -Run!	0:48:19	0:48:21
Come on, Peter!	0:48:21	0:48:22
-What's got into you? -Lo? -SHOUTING	0:48:25	0:48:27
That's it, run, boy. And you keep running an' all!	0:48:37	0:48:39
I'm proud of you, son. All this. Everything we never had.	0:48:45	0:48:50
Stability. Parakeets...	0:48:50	0:48:55
And whose fault was the lack of stability?	0:48:55	0:48:57
You got to stop blaming your mother some day.	0:49:00	0:49:03
Was hard in those days.	0:49:03	0:49:04
Without Sylvie.	0:49:04	0:49:06
Shirley did her best, didn't you, Shirl? But she was young.	0:49:06	0:49:09
She was great! She always had our dinner on the table.	0:49:09	0:49:12
She always had us ready for school.	0:49:12	0:49:13
Wouldn't catch me doing that for Johnny.	0:49:13	0:49:15
There's that maternal instinct again(!)	0:49:15	0:49:18
You had your moments, eh, Shirl? Some better than others.	0:49:18	0:49:21
We all struggled.	0:49:21	0:49:22
Yeah. But like I said at the time, it wasn't your fault.	0:49:23	0:49:29
What weren't? Sylvie leaving?	0:49:29	0:49:31
Yeah, well, you don't need to drag that up now, do you?	0:49:33	0:49:36
What with you being on your best behaviour.	0:49:36	0:49:38
-There he is! -Johnny...	0:49:38	0:49:42
-You OK? -What's the matter, boy? You look ill. -Is this the boy?	0:49:42	0:49:45
No. No, I just... Er... Whitney tried it on with me.	0:49:45	0:49:49
What's the matter with that!?	0:49:49	0:49:50
Me and girls don't really mix.	0:49:50	0:49:52
Sorry, who is that?	0:49:52	0:49:54
Oh, this is Stan, this is your grandad.	0:49:54	0:49:56
And he's another woofter?	0:49:56	0:49:58
Oi. Oi, oi. Oi.	0:49:58	0:50:00
First Tina. Now Johnny. Still not too convinced about Nancy.	0:50:00	0:50:04
Lee's the only proper one and he'll probably come home in a body bag!	0:50:04	0:50:08
What did you just say?	0:50:09	0:50:11
-Excuse me. I've just got to... -Mum?	0:50:11	0:50:15
You could make this easier.	0:50:15	0:50:17
What have I said now?	0:50:17	0:50:19
DVD PLAYS ON TV, DOOR OPENS	0:50:25	0:50:28
-Is that you, Carol? -Yep.	0:50:30	0:50:33
You're back early.	0:50:34	0:50:35
-You're finally watching it through to the end, then. -Yep.	0:50:40	0:50:44
38 years later.	0:50:44	0:50:45
-She going to be all right? -Yes, so long as he doesn't drop her.	0:50:48	0:50:51
Do you think he will?	0:50:52	0:50:54
Take more than a few bi-planes...	0:50:55	0:50:57
..Jessica.	0:50:58	0:50:59
Well, that's the old woman in bits.	0:51:11	0:51:13
You're poison.	0:51:14	0:51:15
Poison!? Is that what you all think?	0:51:17	0:51:20
-Not going to leap to my defence? -Why don't you just leave?	0:51:20	0:51:25
If it weren't for me you'd be dead, son.	0:51:25	0:51:28
What you talking about now?	0:51:28	0:51:29
There'd be no fancy wallpaper. No bulldogs.	0:51:29	0:51:32
-You owe me everything. -Don't.	0:51:32	0:51:34
-What, just cos you're his dad? -Cos I saved his life once.	0:51:34	0:51:38
Oh, here we go. What's this? Another one of your stories, yeah?	0:51:38	0:51:42
This one's different. This is one you want to listen to.	0:51:42	0:51:46
It was our faces you saw, weren't it, when you did your ankle?	0:51:46	0:51:50
But not one of them faces will be at your funeral.	0:51:50	0:51:52
Shirley! DOOR SLAMS SHUT	0:51:54	0:51:57
Wow. She thought that would take a week.	0:51:57	0:51:59
Same old Shirl. If it weren't for her	0:52:01	0:52:03
you would have known your grandma.	0:52:03	0:52:06
You would have known your mum.	0:52:06	0:52:07
Dad. Why don't we go and get your stuff?	0:52:13	0:52:17
-Oh, that can wait till tomorrow. -Let's give everyone a breather.	0:52:17	0:52:21
Let them get used to the playing field. Yeah?	0:52:21	0:52:23
Yeah, s'pose.	0:52:24	0:52:26
Baby, go and set your grandad's wheelchair up.	0:52:27	0:52:30
Put it at the bottom of the stairs.	0:52:30	0:52:31
Couldn't set one up for me an' all, could you?	0:52:31	0:52:35
Good girl.	0:52:35	0:52:36
I heard Denise come back ages ago.	0:52:43	0:52:45
She's a bit...not herself.	0:52:47	0:52:50
It's me. The ex.	0:52:53	0:52:54
You're here with me.	0:52:54	0:52:56
I don't blame her.	0:52:56	0:52:57
Ian does talk about you a lot.	0:53:00	0:53:03
I mean, the whole time we were cooking, it was Jane this,	0:53:03	0:53:05
Jane that. I'd hate you if I were her!	0:53:05	0:53:09
I'll go see what's up.	0:53:10	0:53:11
-Jane this, Jane that. -I'm sure it's not that bad.	0:53:17	0:53:20
Oh, come on, he fawns all over you!	0:53:20	0:53:23
-He obviously wants you back. -Well, I don't want him back.	0:53:23	0:53:26
Really? All those trips down memory lane...	0:53:26	0:53:31
Clearly he thinks there's something on the cards.	0:53:31	0:53:34
Finally, dinner is served.	0:53:37	0:53:39
Oh! 'Scuse us.	0:53:41	0:53:42
I got three kids and six grandkids.	0:53:50	0:53:52
Two of them are fluffy. That's... That's, what?	0:53:52	0:53:57
That's 25%! I'm underpinning the gay community!	0:53:57	0:54:02
I made some funny choices when I was younger, your mother included,	0:54:05	0:54:11
but never that.	0:54:11	0:54:12
You sure you made the right choice, giving Shirley a job?	0:54:16	0:54:19
We here?	0:54:25	0:54:26
This ain't Canning Town. My flat's miles away.	0:54:29	0:54:32
Surely this is Stratford?	0:54:39	0:54:41
It's Stratford, isn't it?	0:54:41	0:54:42
-Mick, what's going on? Mick, careful. -Get out.	0:54:43	0:54:47
My ankle!	0:54:47	0:54:49
Oww. What you doing!?	0:54:49	0:54:50
Look, son, you're not leaving me!	0:54:53	0:54:55
Son, I'm sorry. I don't know what I did...	0:54:57	0:54:59
That thing with Lee. It was a joke! You can't do this!	0:55:00	0:55:06
I haven't got nothing!	0:55:06	0:55:07
No. You lost the lot.	0:55:07	0:55:10
THUNDER RUMBLES	0:55:28	0:55:31
Is she coming?	0:55:44	0:55:45
Sharon ain't going to run all the way down here, is she?	0:55:45	0:55:47
She's pretty mad! And I bet she's going tell my dad.	0:55:47	0:55:52
Oh, well, it'll be Johnny that gets in trouble, not us.	0:55:52	0:55:56
Well, it was a good night.	0:55:56	0:55:58
No! No, don't tell me this is how my birthday night's going to end!	0:55:58	0:56:02
Why don't you just come to mine, we'll watch a film. My dad ain't going to mind.	0:56:02	0:56:07
I can't. I said that I...	0:56:07	0:56:09
DOG BARKS	0:56:10	0:56:12
MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND	0:56:24	0:56:26
He didn't mean nothing by it, Linda. He just don't think.	0:56:29	0:56:33
Yeah, Lee's going to be home in no time.	0:56:33	0:56:35
-I know. -You all right, Mum?	0:56:35	0:56:37
Yeah. Where's your dad?	0:56:37	0:56:40
He's taken Stan to get a change of clothes.	0:56:40	0:56:42
Wish he'd dump him there.	0:56:42	0:56:44
Oi, Sharon's downstairs for you.	0:56:44	0:56:46
-With Phil? -Yeah. Why? What have you done?!	0:56:46	0:56:50
Johnny?	0:56:50	0:56:51
Nothing, nothing. You should go down there.	0:56:51	0:56:53
Just tell them I'm not here, or I'm dead!	0:56:53	0:56:58
What have you done?	0:56:58	0:56:59
-MUSIC PLAYS -# Oh, what did you expect?	0:56:59	0:57:03
# Oh, tell me what did you expect? To lay it on my head...	0:57:05	0:57:11
# Always so easily led	0:57:20	0:57:23
# Bang bang, you're dead Put all the rumours to bed... #	0:57:23	0:57:30
Shirl, it's me.	0:57:30	0:57:32
I've done something stupid.	0:57:33	0:57:35
Where are you?	0:57:36	0:57:38
What you doing there?	0:57:39	0:57:41
-Do you think they saw us come in? -I don't know.	0:57:41	0:57:43
-Hello! Dad!? -Dad's out. What you doing back?	0:57:43	0:57:46
Girlie night in, it is for us! I'll be having that.	0:57:46	0:57:49
-Oi! -What film do you want to watch? No rom coms.	0:57:49	0:57:53
I was going to watch something on my own.	0:57:53	0:57:54
-Yeah, well, it's my birthday. So you can watch with us. -Er, no, thanks.	0:57:54	0:57:58
Just me and you, then.	0:57:58	0:57:59
KNOCK AT DOOR	0:57:59	0:58:01
I'm an idiot. I'm such an idiot!	0:58:05	0:58:08
So, you two, it's a bit sudden. Is it a new thing?	0:58:11	0:58:14
MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND	0:58:14	0:58:16
It's always hard to put an exact date on these things.	0:58:16	0:58:19
Isn't it, Mas?	0:58:19	0:58:20
Yeah, it is.	0:58:20	0:58:22
I think you two, you make a lovely couple. Don't they, Ian?	0:58:22	0:58:27
Yeah, yeah, it's just, erm...	0:58:27	0:58:30
I mean, has this been going on since you came back?	0:58:30	0:58:33
Why do you care?	0:58:33	0:58:35
I'm just making conversation.	0:58:35	0:58:37
Well, I think this deserves a little toast.	0:58:41	0:58:43
I'm going to go wash up.	0:58:43	0:58:44
-Don't be silly. Raise your glass. -I did everything else today, I might as well finish the job!	0:58:44	0:58:49
BACKGROUND MUSIC # Tell me how am I supposed	0:58:49	0:58:51
# To live without you... #	0:58:51	0:58:53
-What was that? -What was what?	0:59:03	0:59:05
Oh, you know what?	0:59:05	0:59:08
You're not being honest with me.	0:59:09	0:59:12
And I know that someone turned that grill up on purpose, Shabnam.	0:59:12	0:59:16
-Shabs! -Jane should be with Ian, not my dad.	0:59:17	0:59:20
If it wasn't for you, then she would be	0:59:20	0:59:23
and my family wouldn't be in this mess.	0:59:23	0:59:25
So you were trying... Oh, what exactly?	0:59:25	0:59:28
You were trying to ruin my relationship? I live with the fella.	0:59:28	0:59:33
He's my fiance. This ain't one of your teenage little kicks!	0:59:33	0:59:36
You should be turning cartwheels then, shouldn't you?	0:59:36	0:59:39
Because even after everything you did in there...	0:59:39	0:59:41
-You don't have to worry about Jane any more, do you? -No.	0:59:41	0:59:44
-No, I don't, do I? -(No.)	0:59:48	0:59:51
-Did Shabs just... -Oh, yeah, sorry. She just....	0:59:59	1:00:02
Well, she... She's feeling emotional.	1:00:03	1:00:08
You know, it's you and Jane.	1:00:08	1:00:10
It's just a lot to take in.	1:00:10	1:00:11
-Please, can we just pretend I'm not here? -No, we can't. Now get out there.	1:00:17	1:00:21
-Please don't be mad. -Mad?!	1:00:22	1:00:24
-If I was mad, you'd be having this chat with St Peter! -Phil!	1:00:24	1:00:27
-I'm dealing with it. -If he's damaged something, we'll pay for it.	1:00:27	1:00:30
-Damaged? It's not that you broke into my bar. -You did what?! -I used the key.	1:00:30	1:00:33
It's not even that you trashed the place hours before the opening.	1:00:33	1:00:36
Sharon, I didn't know. I'll get him to clean it up.	1:00:36	1:00:38
But when I walked in, you just ran away, Johnny.	1:00:38	1:00:41
You didn't give me enough respect to face me.	1:00:41	1:00:44
First sign of trouble, you go running to your mum?	1:00:44	1:00:46
-I think we should all just calm down. -You know, I trusted you. -Sharon, he's a good boy.	1:00:46	1:00:50
That's what I thought, Linda. You're fired, Johnny.	1:00:52	1:00:55
I'll bring your bar tab round tomorrow.	1:00:55	1:00:57
Sha...	1:00:59	1:01:01
DOOR BUZZER SOUNDS	1:01:08	1:01:10
I'm glad you're home. I forgot my keys.	1:01:25	1:01:28
So you made him kiss you?	1:01:39	1:01:41
Bit desperate.	1:01:41	1:01:42
I thought you were on your way to bed?	1:01:42	1:01:44
Well, no, Whit needs support, so...	1:01:44	1:01:46
Should have seen the way he looked at me.	1:01:46	1:01:48
Like I'd violated him or something.	1:01:48	1:01:50
-Well, he is gay. -Yeah, exactly.	1:01:50	1:01:52
Exactly. So it doesn't really count as a rejection, does it, eh?	1:01:52	1:01:56
Yeah, I know he is, but I swear it's like when we're together -	1:01:56	1:02:01
the way he makes me feel, the way he looks at me,	1:02:01	1:02:04
I know it's not just friendship.	1:02:04	1:02:06
It's not even going to be that if you keep molesting him, is it?	1:02:06	1:02:09
What have I done?	1:02:10	1:02:12
I tell you what, no matter how bad I mess up with boys,	1:02:12	1:02:16
I always know she's out there doing something worse!	1:02:16	1:02:20
-She's not much better, is she? -Well, to be fair, we're all completely hopeless.	1:02:20	1:02:23
Speak for yourself! Because I don't get mugged off any more.	1:02:23	1:02:26
Yeah, and I'm OK, too, actually.	1:02:26	1:02:28
All right, why don't we just put the movie on and pretend boys never existed	1:02:28	1:02:32
Yeah, I'm going to go make a phone call.	1:02:32	1:02:34
Hey, it's me.	1:02:51	1:02:52
look, I don't think I can come tonight.	1:02:54	1:02:56
It's not easy lying to her, you know.	1:02:58	1:03:00
Shirl?	1:03:10	1:03:11
Shirley!	1:03:29	1:03:31
TV IN BACKGROUND	1:03:31	1:03:33
Well, someone's turned this place over.	1:03:35	1:03:37
Yeah. Me.	1:03:37	1:03:39
There was no money in the wardrobe, so I had to get creative.	1:03:40	1:03:44
That's what's left.	1:03:46	1:03:48
Our inheritance.	1:03:49	1:03:51
If you've come here to try and persuade me to come back,	1:03:52	1:03:54
Mick, you're wasting your breath.	1:03:54	1:03:58
So you're going to stay here?	1:03:58	1:04:01
Thought you'd redecorate(?)	1:04:01	1:04:03
Looks nice!	1:04:03	1:04:04
While he's there, I'm here.	1:04:04	1:04:07
That's just the thing. He's not there any more.	1:04:07	1:04:11
I just dumped him in the street.	1:04:13	1:04:15
Oh, it's beautiful.	1:04:18	1:04:20
Why can't all dads be like that?	1:04:22	1:04:24
What, sacrifice themselves to save the world from killer asteroids?	1:04:24	1:04:27
-No. -Sacrifice themselves so their daughters can marry Ben Affleck.	1:04:27	1:04:32
Imagine!	1:04:32	1:04:34
Our dad would never do that.	1:04:34	1:04:36
Your dad's all right.	1:04:37	1:04:38
Is he?	1:04:38	1:04:40
Yeah, I mean he treats you like adults.	1:04:40	1:04:42
Mine still thinks I'm a kid.	1:04:42	1:04:43
-He's not that bad! -Least you've got a dad.	1:04:43	1:04:46
You've always got to be one up, haven't you?	1:04:46	1:04:49
What was that?	1:04:49	1:04:51
Well, I mean, your dad died when you were like ten, right?	1:04:51	1:04:54
And?	1:04:54	1:04:55
If he hadn't, you'd never have met Tony.	1:04:55	1:04:58
Lucy!	1:04:59	1:05:01
Whitney, wait!	1:05:03	1:05:04
Don't worry, I'm leaving.	1:05:09	1:05:11
That was painful.	1:05:20	1:05:22
Which bit?	1:05:22	1:05:24
-Hey. You OK? -Yeah. I'm going to bed.	1:05:26	1:05:29
Shabnam, you know Jane and I are not together?	1:05:29	1:05:31
That was just for show.	1:05:31	1:05:32
It's nothing to do with me.	1:05:34	1:05:35
Mas... Don't just walk away.	1:05:38	1:05:41
What do you want from me?	1:05:41	1:05:42
You don't think it would be just a little bit	1:05:42	1:05:44
humiliating to see your father being used like that?	1:05:44	1:05:47
Look, I am really sorry.	1:05:47	1:05:49
It's just that all that stuff Shabnam was saying about Ian,	1:05:49	1:05:52
talking about me. I just wanted him to get the message.	1:05:52	1:05:55
What message is that, exactly?	1:05:55	1:05:57
That I'm not interested in him.	1:05:57	1:05:58
And what kind of message am I supposed to take from that, exactly?	1:05:58	1:06:02
SOUND OF TAP RUNNING	1:06:13	1:06:15
Why is my height even on here?	1:06:19	1:06:22
I was in care then.	1:06:22	1:06:24
He always measured your height when you came home for visits.	1:06:24	1:06:27
Wanted you to feel part of the family.	1:06:27	1:06:30
No, he wanted other people to think I grew up here.	1:06:31	1:06:34
I remember my foster parents had a purple kitchen.	1:06:41	1:06:47
I mean, how could you forget that?	1:06:50	1:06:52
And I had like, um... I had like this little toy car.	1:06:54	1:06:58
It was like a little Cortina. And my foster mum... What was her name?	1:06:58	1:07:03
-Jill. -Jill.	1:07:03	1:07:06
You really loved her.	1:07:06	1:07:08
Used to scream your head off when we used to come and take you out for the day.	1:07:09	1:07:14
But when I came home, you know, it wasn't things I remember.	1:07:15	1:07:22
I just remember how I felt.	1:07:25	1:07:26
Because when you're a kid and you wake up in the middle of the night	1:07:30	1:07:35
and there's no-one there...	1:07:35	1:07:37
..you just remember feeling scared.	1:07:40	1:07:42
And when you're sitting outside on a step and you're freezing,	1:07:45	1:07:52
in the sleet...	1:07:52	1:07:53
..you don't remember the colour of the door.	1:07:56	1:07:58
You just remember thinking...	1:08:01	1:08:05
..why doesn't he know?	1:08:06	1:08:07
Why doesn't he know I'm hungry?	1:08:09	1:08:11
Why doesn't he know that school's finished?	1:08:17	1:08:19
Why doesn't he know, Shirl?	1:08:21	1:08:23
I'm six years old!	1:08:25	1:08:27
Mick, don't!	1:08:29	1:08:30
That's a lie!	1:08:33	1:08:35
I was never here!	1:08:36	1:08:37
No-one was here.	1:08:41	1:08:42
This place doesn't exist.	1:08:44	1:08:46
Mick, I wish I could've stayed longer when you came back but...	1:08:48	1:08:53
..I... I just couldn't handle it.	1:08:54	1:08:57
It wasn't your job.	1:08:59	1:09:00
Who cares what lies he's told himself? He's alone now.	1:09:02	1:09:07
He's out there, cold and scared.	1:09:07	1:09:11
Like you were.	1:09:11	1:09:12
-He deserves it. -No.	1:09:14	1:09:16
No, no, it's not right.	1:09:16	1:09:18
-No, I've got to go back. -What?! -I've got to go and pick him up.	1:09:21	1:09:25
What have you just been saying what he did to you?!	1:09:25	1:09:27
I can't be him.	1:09:32	1:09:34
I will NEVER be him.	1:09:34	1:09:36
And neither can you.	1:09:39	1:09:40
What are you doing out here?	1:09:51	1:09:53
Er, just...	1:09:53	1:09:55
Is Whit all right?	1:09:57	1:09:58
Yeah, she'll be fine. She's just drunk, ain't she?	1:09:58	1:10:02
Well, tell her I'm sorry.	1:10:04	1:10:06
Luce, what's up?	1:10:08	1:10:09
You've been acting funny all night.	1:10:10	1:10:13
All week, really.	1:10:13	1:10:14
Just worried about the business.	1:10:16	1:10:18
Yeah, well, you can talk to me about things like that.	1:10:18	1:10:20
That's what having a partner's all about.	1:10:20	1:10:23
The business is going to be fine.	1:10:23	1:10:25
It's me and you all the way to the big time.	1:10:25	1:10:28
Why are you being so nice to me?	1:10:31	1:10:33
Er, because you're my best mate.	1:10:34	1:10:36
Well, look at you earlier, making sure that I didn't have a drink.	1:10:38	1:10:41
And then making it funny, so that I didn't care about it.	1:10:41	1:10:44
I'd hate to think that you were upset about something	1:10:46	1:10:49
and you couldn't talk to me.	1:10:49	1:10:50
I'd better go.	1:10:53	1:10:55
OK, well before you go, please do one thing with me.	1:10:55	1:10:58
Aren't you going to make a wish?	1:11:03	1:11:04
Nah. We'll do it together. Ready?	1:11:06	1:11:09
I wonder where we'll be on my 21st?	1:11:19	1:11:21
-Getting chased out of bars and hiding in the cold. -Mm-hm.	1:11:25	1:11:28
Whitney crying her eyes out, because she's fallen in love	1:11:28	1:11:31
with some bloke from a different country on death row.	1:11:31	1:11:33
Yeah, who's in a civil partnership with another man.	1:11:33	1:11:36
Oh, just come back inside, eh?	1:11:39	1:11:42
It's boring without you.	1:11:42	1:11:43
MOBILE PHONE RINGS	1:11:43	1:11:45
Nah. I've got to go.	1:11:47	1:11:48
Just tell Whit that I didn't mean it.	1:11:50	1:11:54
Luce!	1:11:59	1:12:00
Thank you for sticking by me today.	1:12:01	1:12:03
Got there in the end.	1:12:05	1:12:06
Sure you're doing the right thing?	1:12:23	1:12:25
He'll upset everyone.	1:12:25	1:12:26
He will.	1:12:28	1:12:29
He'll offend the punters. He'll get at Johnny.	1:12:29	1:12:33
Bring out the worst in Nancy.	1:12:34	1:12:36
All of that.	1:12:37	1:12:38
It will be the longest three weeks of my life.	1:12:40	1:12:43
Unless you help me.	1:12:47	1:12:48
Did I die?	1:13:15	1:13:17
Yeah. You didn't make heaven, funnily enough.	1:13:17	1:13:21
Can I have one of those?	1:13:29	1:13:30
If you like.	1:13:32	1:13:33
I didn't think you'd get so angry.	1:13:35	1:13:37
I'm not angry.	1:13:37	1:13:39
-It was a stupid thing to do. -Oh!	1:13:40	1:13:42
I'm just digging myself deeper, aren't I?	1:13:45	1:13:48
Look, Jane, you've done nothing wrong.	1:13:48	1:13:51
-It's fine. Just go to bed. -We both know that's not true.	1:13:51	1:13:55
It's my fault.	1:13:55	1:13:57
I mean, you haven't been here, I...	1:13:57	1:14:00
Life has been one long screw-up for a while.	1:14:02	1:14:05
I've made some very odd choices.	1:14:05	1:14:08
But having you around the last few days, it's been...	1:14:10	1:14:14
I've felt...	1:14:14	1:14:16
The reason why I'm angry is that while you were kissing me, you were thinking of Ian.	1:14:18	1:14:22
And me?	1:14:22	1:14:24
I was...	1:14:26	1:14:27
(Masood.)	1:14:29	1:14:31
I wasn't thinking of Ian.	1:14:31	1:14:32
MICROWAVE PINGS	1:14:42	1:14:43
You going to be staring out that window much longer?	1:14:46	1:14:49
Who are you waiting for, anyway?	1:14:49	1:14:51
They're not coming.	1:15:07	1:15:08
Who?	1:15:08	1:15:09
Sadie's taking Bella to Dubai. She's got a sister out there.	1:15:12	1:15:17
Who's Bella?	1:15:18	1:15:19
My little girl.	1:15:20	1:15:22
When will they be leaving?	1:15:22	1:15:23
Tomorrow.	1:15:23	1:15:25
I made their favourite. Moussaka.	1:15:27	1:15:30
You might as well have it.	1:15:32	1:15:34
You sure?	1:15:34	1:15:36
Er, you're not hungry?	1:15:36	1:15:37
I'm done crying over them.	1:15:37	1:15:43
I can't believe you broke in!	1:15:43	1:15:44
I used the key.	1:15:44	1:15:46
Maybe you have got some of your grandad in you, after all.	1:15:46	1:15:49
Oh, come here, you've had a bad day.	1:15:49	1:15:52
Just seen Mick pulling up outside.	1:15:52	1:15:54
You took your time.	1:15:58	1:15:59
Yeah, well, I had to round up Shirley and all.	1:15:59	1:16:02
Linda.	1:16:02	1:16:03
I'm sorry, that thing I said about Lee.	1:16:05	1:16:09
-Unforgivable. -Yeah, well, you don't seem to know any better.	1:16:09	1:16:12
It won't happen again.	1:16:12	1:16:13
Can we go up? I'm tired.	1:16:14	1:16:16
All right, everyone, the living room's out of bounds, yeah?	1:16:17	1:16:20
How long's he staying for?	1:16:22	1:16:23
Three very long weeks.	1:16:23	1:16:25
If he upsets either of you, you come straight to me, OK?	1:16:26	1:16:29
I'll be all right, it's Johnny you want to worry about.	1:16:29	1:16:31
-Sensitive soul, ain't he? -Get over yourself. -Whoa, is that Phil Mitchell?	1:16:31	1:16:35
Where?!	1:16:35	1:16:36
LAUGHTER	1:16:36	1:16:39
DOOR LOCK BEEPS	1:16:43	1:16:46
SOUND OF SHOWER RUNNING	1:16:52	1:17:00
Thanks son.	1:17:09	1:17:11
Good night, Dad. It's good to have you here.	1:17:11	1:17:14
So, you're all sweet, yeah? So we'll see you in the morning.	1:17:16	1:17:19
Three weeks. Don't get too comfortable.	1:17:19	1:17:22
-You still scared of water, Son? -Water?!	1:17:22	1:17:25
When was the last time you went down the swimming pool?	1:17:25	1:17:28
I'm too tired for this. I just want my wife and I want my bed.	1:17:28	1:17:31
Or swam in the sea?	1:17:31	1:17:33
Or paddled on the banks of the Thames on a nice sunny day?	1:17:33	1:17:37
Course I have.	1:17:37	1:17:40
I... I remember so vivid. That song.	1:17:43	1:17:47
"I'll Never Smile Again" on the radio in the kitchen.	1:17:47	1:17:51
I remember, because we were sent home with the snow and I thought,	1:17:51	1:17:57
"You must be joking, Frank! I'm grinning from ear to ear."	1:17:57	1:18:00
And then I see water dripping down the wall.	1:18:02	1:18:05
He doesn't need to hear this.	1:18:05	1:18:07
Race upstairs. Someone's run a bath, fallen asleep.	1:18:07	1:18:10
On the landing, Tina's crying, carpet's soaked.	1:18:11	1:18:15
Into the bathroom.	1:18:15	1:18:17
-She's over the bath. Arms in the water, staring down. -Who is?	1:18:17	1:18:22
"What you doing, you silly cow?!"	1:18:22	1:18:24
Turn off the taps. Takes ages.	1:18:24	1:18:27
Water all swirling.	1:18:27	1:18:29
And then I see...	1:18:30	1:18:31
..something held down.	1:18:32	1:18:36
Push her away, shouting.	1:18:37	1:18:39
Pull you out.	1:18:40	1:18:43
Limp.	1:18:43	1:18:45
Someone was holding me down?	1:18:45	1:18:47
Who?	1:18:47	1:18:48
Lay you on a bed. Panic.	1:18:50	1:18:53
Can't think what to do.	1:18:53	1:18:56
And then...	1:18:56	1:18:57
..a little cough.	1:18:59	1:19:01
I thought I was going to fall over.	1:19:04	1:19:06
Frank still singing up through the floor.	1:19:07	1:19:10
Her still staring in the water.	1:19:11	1:19:13
Who? Who is it?	1:19:20	1:19:22
Sylvie.	1:19:28	1:19:30
Mum?	1:19:35	1:19:36
Sent her off to Aunt Babe's that night.	1:19:36	1:19:39
Last time I saw her.	1:19:41	1:19:42
You take your time, Mick.	1:19:49	1:19:51
Bet hating me was the one thing in life you could count on.	1:19:52	1:19:56
Like British summers, or Aunt Babe's trifles.	1:19:58	1:20:02
Thanks for coming round to the idea of me staying, Shirl.	1:20:15	1:20:18
I think, from now on, things will run very smoothly.	1:20:21	1:20:26
# I'll never smile again	1:20:38	1:20:41
# Till I smile with you. #	1:20:43	1:20:46
-Stop it. I am not ticklish. -JANE LAUGHS	1:20:51	1:20:53
-I never have been. -Yes, you have.	1:20:53	1:20:55
SOUND OF KISSING	1:20:58	1:20:59
Your tea's going to get cold.	1:20:59	1:21:01
TV: "Then folding in the whipped cream."	1:21:01	1:21:03
Oh, you OK?	1:21:09	1:21:11
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.	1:21:13	1:21:15
Come and give me a cuddle.	1:21:17	1:21:19
Come and give me one.	1:21:20	1:21:21
All right, just this once.	1:21:22	1:21:24
Didn't think you were going to bring him back.	1:21:29	1:21:31
-It was tempting. -We'll manage.	1:21:32	1:21:35
I swear to God, if he says one more thing about Lee...	1:21:36	1:21:39
We'll ignore him.	1:21:39	1:21:40
You want me to leave the water in for you?	1:21:47	1:21:48
No.	1:21:50	1:21:51
Nah, you're all right.	1:21:51	1:21:52
Yeah. It's me.	1:22:09	1:22:12
That thing we discussed.	1:22:13	1:22:15
Well, now's the time.	1:22:16	1:22:18
DOOR OPENS	1:23:04	1:23:09
Hey.	1:23:09	1:23:11
You took your time.	1:23:12	1:23:14
Got here in the end.	1:23:18	1:23:19
PHONE BEEPS	1:23:30	1:23:31
-Someone's popular. -It's just Whitney.	1:23:31	1:23:36
That's not the first time she's tried	1:23:38	1:23:40
to get hold of you in the last 24 hours.	1:23:40	1:23:43
Johnny?! Did you know about this? I could kill Sharon.	1:23:43	1:23:47
Where's your dad?	1:23:47	1:23:48
FRANTIC KNOCKING	1:24:09	1:24:10
Mick, answer me!	1:24:10	1:24:13
-Yeah, babe, what? -What you doing in there?	1:24:13	1:24:16
I must have fallen asleep.	1:24:18	1:24:20
I was about to bust the door down.	1:24:20	1:24:21
I need you in the living room. Family conference, now.	1:24:21	1:24:25
All right.	1:24:25	1:24:26
You all right, Curtis?	1:24:37	1:24:39
Ooh - "Tonight, come celebrate the grand opening of The Albert	1:24:39	1:24:43
"with free cocktails and canapes."	1:24:43	1:24:45
-All I can say is the owner of this establishment must be very generous. -She is.	1:24:45	1:24:49
Come on, let's go.	1:24:49	1:24:50
-Sharon, am I reading this right? "Free"? -That's what it says.	1:24:50	1:24:53
-All night? -Well, on selected cocktails.	1:24:53	1:24:56
I knew there'd be a catch. I'll think about it.	1:24:56	1:24:58
You do that.	1:24:58	1:25:00
Mum! You all right?	1:25:00	1:25:02
Oh, yeah. As if everyone wasn't looking at me already.	1:25:02	1:25:04
-No-one's looking at you. Don't be silly. -Is that all right? -You look beautiful.	1:25:04	1:25:08
-Thank you. I'm late for work, darling. -Carol! I've got a full caff in there...	1:25:08	1:25:11
-Sorry, I got held up. -Yeah, that's fine... Just take all the time you need, yeah?	1:25:11	1:25:15
Oh! So that's how you shut Ian Beale up.	1:25:15	1:25:19
Where's Dad?	1:25:24	1:25:26
I think he's already left.	1:25:26	1:25:28
Oh, but I didn't hear him come in last night.	1:25:28	1:25:30
Yeah, well, you know what you're like. Sleep through anything.	1:25:30	1:25:32
-Right, well, I'm going to go. I'll see you later. -See you later.	1:25:32	1:25:35
PHONE BEEPS	1:25:49	1:25:50
You're not going, are you?	1:25:52	1:25:54
Why don't you just come back to bed?	1:25:56	1:25:57
I've got a really busy day.	1:25:57	1:26:00
I've got to go.	1:26:00	1:26:01
See you later.	1:26:03	1:26:04
Have you seen these? They're plastered all over the Square.	1:26:11	1:26:13
Free cocktails and canapes. She's doing a spread now. How can we compete?	1:26:13	1:26:17
If you're worried about a few vol au vents and a prawn ring, we ain't going to go out of business.	1:26:17	1:26:21
It's all we need, with the market maybe closing. If only we had the pool table!	1:26:21	1:26:25
-We could've started the tournament tonight. -Relax, L. Nancy's on the case.	1:26:25	1:26:28
We're not competing with this mob. The Albert's a poncy bar. We're a boozer.	1:26:28	1:26:31
Yeah, but what else has she got up her sleeve? That's what I want to know.	1:26:31	1:26:35
I blame you for this. You were supposed to be my eyes and my ears.	1:26:35	1:26:39
-I've said I'm sorry, didn't I? I made one mistake. If it was Nancy that did it... -Er...	1:26:39	1:26:43
OK, fine, fine. If it was Lee that had done it, then,	1:26:43	1:26:45
you would have shrugged it off and gone "Oh, that's Lee," and all would've been forgotten.	1:26:45	1:26:49
Don't you bring your brother into this. He's out fighting for his country. What are you doing?	1:26:49	1:26:53
-What is it you want from me? -I want you round there kissing Sharon's backside and getting your job back.	1:26:53	1:26:58
Do you think you can do that?	1:26:58	1:26:59
< It's nice to see the family getting on(!)	1:26:59	1:27:02
And you can put that cigarette out, right now.	1:27:02	1:27:05
If I wanted my ceilings yellow, I'd have gone with the magnolia.	1:27:05	1:27:08
If you want to smoke, do it out the window, or outside, I don't care.	1:27:08	1:27:12
This house is getting very crowded	1:27:12	1:27:14
and you are in my bottom two, so be warned.	1:27:14	1:27:17
Outside? I can't manage the stairs in my condition.	1:27:17	1:27:20
Well, if it's the stairs you're worried about, I'm happy to give you a nudge.	1:27:20	1:27:24
Come on.	1:27:24	1:27:26
L. Go easy on Johnny. He said he was sorry.	1:27:26	1:27:30
Cheers. Thank you.	1:27:37	1:27:38
I like the scarf.	1:27:38	1:27:40
You don't have to say that.	1:27:40	1:27:43
-No, I actually do. -Thanks. What can I get you?	1:27:43	1:27:46
Nothing. Actually, I'm just looking for my dad. Have you seen him?	1:27:46	1:27:50
No. Not since yesterday. Why?	1:27:50	1:27:52
What is it?	1:27:53	1:27:55
Well, he didn't come home last night... I don't know.	1:27:55	1:27:59
I know there's something's going on with him.	1:27:59	1:28:02
Listen, you'd better sit down, Lauren.	1:28:02	1:28:04
Mess.	1:28:08	1:28:10
Sharon?	1:28:18	1:28:20
If you've come here to help tidy up, you're a bit late.	1:28:20	1:28:23
If I was you, I wouldn't give him the time of day.	1:28:23	1:28:26
Just give us a few minutes, yeah.	1:28:26	1:28:29
I'll be upstairs.	1:28:29	1:28:30
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.	1:28:37	1:28:39
Well, I don't know what you do at the Vic - that's between you,	1:28:39	1:28:43
your mum and your dad, but you do not steal from my bar.	1:28:43	1:28:47
-I don't make a habit of stealing from anyone. -So why did you do it?	1:28:47	1:28:51
To make friends.	1:28:52	1:28:54
I'll put back everything I took.	1:28:54	1:28:56
It's not about that.	1:28:56	1:28:57
You know, this place means a lot to me and I trusted you.	1:28:57	1:29:01
Look, Johnny, you've done the right thing. You've apologised.	1:29:04	1:29:08
So you can go.	1:29:08	1:29:10
What about my job?	1:29:11	1:29:13
Well, I'm not sure this is the right thing for you at the moment, Johnny.	1:29:14	1:29:19
What is the right thing for me, then?	1:29:19	1:29:22
-Go on, please tell me cos everybody else seems to know but me. -Johnny...	1:29:22	1:29:26
I knew you were going to waste my breath. No-one listens to me anyway, do they?	1:29:26	1:29:29
You all right? What's the matter?	1:29:39	1:29:41
I can't believe you've been hiding something like that from me.	1:29:43	1:29:46
What do you mean? What are you talking about?	1:29:46	1:29:48
-What, were you just not going to tell me? -Can you just tell me what you're talking about?	1:29:48	1:29:53
Don't you get it? If you could have that gene then I could have it too, Dad.	1:29:53	1:29:56
Yeah, well, I just didn't want you to worry, Lauren, not till I got the results back.	1:30:00	1:30:05
And Abi, she's got her exams to focus on.	1:30:05	1:30:08
I don't want to stress her out, do I?	1:30:08	1:30:10
Right, well, I'm coming with you... to your appointment. Carol told me it was today.	1:30:10	1:30:14
Lauren, it's only a blood test. I don't get the results for weeks.	1:30:14	1:30:17
I don't care. I'm coming with you.	1:30:17	1:30:19
You shouldn't have to go through this on your own.	1:30:19	1:30:22
All right, fine, I'll go and get changed and then we'll go, yeah?	1:30:23	1:30:27
Dad?	1:30:27	1:30:29
You don't have to keep secrets from me.	1:30:29	1:30:32
Yeah, I know.	1:30:34	1:30:36
You said nobody listens to you.	1:30:50	1:30:52
Well, go on, I'm listening.	1:30:52	1:30:53
What you said back there wasn't just about the job, was it, Johnny?	1:30:57	1:31:01
No, I'm just angry at myself for messing things up. Just as I was getting somewhere.	1:31:01	1:31:05
-Things ain't exactly been great at home since... -Since?	1:31:06	1:31:10
Since I came out.	1:31:10	1:31:11
Dad's been brilliant, but it's Mum.	1:31:11	1:31:13
She thinks she's open-minded	1:31:13	1:31:15
cos she bought a Joe McElderry Christmas album but the truth is	1:31:15	1:31:19
she can barely even look at me.	1:31:19	1:31:20
Which is weird, cos she's the one person	1:31:20	1:31:23
I thought would stand by me the most...	1:31:23	1:31:24
Yeah. Yeah, course.	1:31:24	1:31:26
But she just shut down on me	1:31:26	1:31:30
and I spend every day trying to win her back and I can't do it any more...	1:31:30	1:31:36
I'm at uni. I'm the first one in our family that did that.	1:31:39	1:31:43
You gave me the job at The Albert	1:31:43	1:31:46
and I really felt like I was winning her round.	1:31:46	1:31:49
She even called me "sausage" again the other day,	1:31:51	1:31:54
which I know sounds completely ridiculous, but that means I'm on her good side.	1:31:54	1:31:59
You know, when I was your age,	1:31:59	1:32:00
I was a nightmare trying to get my parents to notice me.	1:32:00	1:32:04
I was always playing up.	1:32:04	1:32:05
I wasn't trying to get a job and go to uni.	1:32:05	1:32:08
if I did, it would probably have been a different story.	1:32:08	1:32:12
We all make mistakes.	1:32:12	1:32:14
Learn from it, move on and don't steal from other people's bars.	1:32:14	1:32:18
-I really am sorry. -Yeah, I know you are.	1:32:18	1:32:21
-Which is why I want you behind my bar tonight. -Really?	1:32:21	1:32:24
Really. I can't be doing without my best-looking barman, can I?	1:32:24	1:32:28
I thought Curtis was your best-looking barman.	1:32:28	1:32:30
He's not a patch on you, sweetheart.	1:32:30	1:32:32
Thank you.	1:32:34	1:32:35
You're welcome.	1:32:35	1:32:37
PHONE BEEPS	1:32:41	1:32:43
Cheers.	1:32:58	1:32:59
Dad? Something happened last night	1:33:05	1:33:07
and I don't want you to freak out about it.	1:33:07	1:33:09
But you know I went out with my mates?	1:33:09	1:33:11
Yeah.	1:33:11	1:33:13
I almost had a drink.	1:33:13	1:33:16
I didn't.	1:33:16	1:33:18
I had the chance to and I didn't.	1:33:18	1:33:20
But it got me thinking maybe I can.	1:33:22	1:33:24
Maybe I can have just one drink.	1:33:24	1:33:26
Lauren, it don't work like that. You can't just "have one".	1:33:26	1:33:30
It don't matter if you feel like you're in control.	1:33:30	1:33:33
Yeah, I know, but what? Am I just never going to drink again?	1:33:34	1:33:38
Well, maybe, yeah.	1:33:38	1:33:39
You've done really well up to now.	1:33:41	1:33:43
Why are you just going to throw that away?	1:33:43	1:33:45
I dunno. Moment of weakness, I guess.	1:33:47	1:33:51
Come here.	1:33:53	1:33:55
Right. I'm going to go see what's taking them so long.	1:34:00	1:34:03
PHONE BEEPS	1:34:06	1:34:08
Mum?	1:34:35	1:34:37
You've got a visitor.	1:34:37	1:34:40
Sorry for just turning up like this.	1:34:46	1:34:48
But you haven't replied to any of my texts so...	1:34:49	1:34:52
Johnny, I was really drunk last night, OK?	1:34:54	1:34:57
Yeah, yeah, they say the truth comes out when you're drunk, don't they?	1:34:57	1:35:01
I'm sorry.	1:35:01	1:35:03
No, I'm sorry.	1:35:03	1:35:05
Sorry that I opened up to you.	1:35:05	1:35:07
-Don't be like that. -I told you things.	1:35:07	1:35:10
I told you things I'd never told anybody before.	1:35:10	1:35:12
-I said things that I hadn't even said out loud. -Yeah.	1:35:12	1:35:15
-And all along you was just trying to get in my pants. -No, Johnny...	1:35:15	1:35:18
What if it was the other way around? What if a boy did that to a girl?	1:35:18	1:35:21
He'd be accused of taking advantage.	1:35:21	1:35:24
I don't know. I don't know, Whit. I don't know where we are any more.	1:35:25	1:35:28
-I thought we were mates. -We are, Johnny.	1:35:28	1:35:32
Yeah, and that's all.	1:35:32	1:35:34
-Yeah, I know. -Do you?	1:35:34	1:35:37
Yeah. I promise.	1:35:38	1:35:40
Come here.	1:35:45	1:35:47
Come here.	1:35:47	1:35:49
-Did we just have our first fight? -Yeah.	1:35:52	1:35:56
I'm going to go back to work and get some lunch.	1:35:57	1:36:02
-I'll see you later? -Sharon gave me my job back at The Albert.	1:36:02	1:36:06
It's the big opening tonight if you want to come.	1:36:06	1:36:10
-Cool. -All right.	1:36:10	1:36:12
-So! How did it go? -Great. I got my job back.	1:36:18	1:36:21
No, I meant with Whitney!	1:36:21	1:36:22
Yeah, fine. It's all sorted.	1:36:24	1:36:26
Good.	1:36:26	1:36:27
-So, have you not got anything to say about me getting my job back? -What do you want? A gold star?	1:36:27	1:36:32
You're lucky, after what you did.	1:36:32	1:36:34
Sorry, what is wrong with you?	1:36:34	1:36:37
-Excuse me? -I'm over it. I'm over it, Mum.	1:36:37	1:36:39
I'm over trying to impress you. If nothing I do is good enough for you which clearly it's not,	1:36:39	1:36:43
then don't bother coming tonight. I ain't doing it for you anyway. I'm doing it for Sharon.	1:36:43	1:36:48
At least she cares about me.	1:36:48	1:36:49
Wasn't that bad today, was it?	1:36:58	1:37:00
And who knew Max Branning was scared of needles?	1:37:00	1:37:02
No-one, Lauren. And it's going to stay that way, all right?	1:37:02	1:37:07
KNOCK ON DOOR	1:37:07	1:37:08
I'll get it.	1:37:08	1:37:10
-Are you expecting anyone? -No.	1:37:10	1:37:13
One second.	1:37:13	1:37:14
-You all right? -Yeah. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.	1:37:17	1:37:20
-No, no, not at all. -OK, I've got some really good news that you might want to hear.	1:37:20	1:37:24
-What is it? -I got us a meeting about running the lettings campaign on Walford Common.	1:37:24	1:37:28
What? That is amazing!	1:37:28	1:37:30
-I know! -Come in. Come in. We're just having dinner.	1:37:30	1:37:32
-Oh, no, really, it's fine... -No. No, it's all right. Dad, you don't mind if Lucy comes in, do you?	1:37:32	1:37:37
Er...no, no. It's fine.	1:37:37	1:37:39
You'll show Sharon up, looking like that.	1:37:53	1:37:55
I don't think so.	1:37:55	1:37:58
Course you will. You look gorgeous.	1:37:58	1:38:02
I mean because I'm not going.	1:38:02	1:38:03
I thought you wanted to check out the competition?	1:38:05	1:38:08
Allegedly, Ian Beale's on nibbles	1:38:08	1:38:10
so I can imagine how pretentious it's going to be.	1:38:10	1:38:13
-You two coming? -Won't be a minute, girls. I'll meet you downstairs.	1:38:13	1:38:16
All right. Hurry up.	1:38:16	1:38:18
Johnny needs you there.	1:38:25	1:38:27
Rubbish. Did I tell you what he said?	1:38:27	1:38:30
He's not doing it for me.	1:38:30	1:38:33
He's doing it for his best friend Sharon.	1:38:33	1:38:37
And you believe that, do you, L?	1:38:37	1:38:40
That's a real shame.	1:38:42	1:38:44
Cos I remember when his best friend used to be his mum.	1:38:44	1:38:46
Mum, why don't you come tonight?	1:39:03	1:39:05
-Just for a bit. -What? Let my hair down?	1:39:05	1:39:07
Honestly, darling, I'm tired.	1:39:08	1:39:11
-Just come and have one. -No, honestly, I'm shattered. You go.	1:39:11	1:39:14
Have fun... be young!	1:39:14	1:39:16
Ready?	1:39:16	1:39:17
-Yeah. See you later, then. -See you.	1:39:19	1:39:21
DANCE MUSIC THUMPS	1:39:24	1:39:26
Where did you find these people?	1:39:31	1:39:33
I told you I was after a new crowd, didn't I?	1:39:33	1:39:36
Sharon's certainly wearing the trousers tonight.	1:39:36	1:39:39
How's it feel to be the woman in the operation?	1:39:39	1:39:42
I don't know. Why don't you tell me?	1:39:42	1:39:43
You're the one she's had in the kitchen all day preparing finger food.	1:39:43	1:39:47
Oh, here she is!	1:39:47	1:39:49
Thanks for coming. No Linda?	1:39:49	1:39:50
No, no. She sends her apologies. She's run off her feet at The Vic.	1:39:50	1:39:54
Oh. Go and get a drink, yeah?	1:39:54	1:39:56
You know, if you was my wife,	1:39:59	1:40:00
I wouldn't want to go off and leave you at home.	1:40:00	1:40:03
If I was your wife I wouldn't be at home.	1:40:03	1:40:05
I'd be diving headfirst off the nearest bridge.	1:40:05	1:40:08
That's what I mean. You're a feisty one.	1:40:08	1:40:11
Not going to down to watch your little Nancy	1:40:11	1:40:13
taking her turn behind the bar tonight?	1:40:13	1:40:15
-You mean Johnny. -That's who I'm talking about.	1:40:15	1:40:19
-Just pulling your leg! -I don't like you talking about him like that.	1:40:19	1:40:23
Like what? Like the way you do?	1:40:23	1:40:26
Do us all a favour, and drink yourself to sleep.	1:40:30	1:40:33
Whoa, whoa, slow down. No-one's going to take it off you.	1:40:44	1:40:47
They will in a minute when it's empty, won't they?	1:40:47	1:40:50
Can I have a Sex on the Beach please, Senor?	1:40:50	1:40:52
-Yeah, and three Zam-brucas. -No probs. -Sambuca.	1:40:52	1:40:56
What's with you two? Are you on a mission or something?	1:40:56	1:40:59
Terry, you have gotta live each day as if it's your last,	1:40:59	1:41:01
cos you don't know when it's going to be, do you?!	1:41:01	1:41:04
Here we go, get that down your gregory, girl!	1:41:04	1:41:08
-Cin cin. -Cheers.	1:41:08	1:41:09
So basically, the developers on Walford Common are looking	1:41:11	1:41:14
for a lettings company to manage their properties.	1:41:14	1:41:17
And it's really competitive.	1:41:19	1:41:21
Yeah, but Lucy told them that we could offer them	1:41:21	1:41:23
-a reduced commission and they said that they'd meet us. -Smart move.	1:41:23	1:41:27
Yeah, what did your dad say?	1:41:27	1:41:29
He didn't bat an eyelid. But that's not surprising.	1:41:29	1:41:32
Well, no offence, Lucy, but your dad's an idiot.	1:41:32	1:41:35
They can't all be like you, Max.	1:41:35	1:41:38
Well, to us!	1:41:38	1:41:40
To us!	1:41:40	1:41:41
Check her out. Su Pollard called. She wants her glasses back.	1:41:46	1:41:49
Who's Su Pollard?	1:41:49	1:41:51
I thought you said Linda weren't coming?	1:41:55	1:41:57
Don't say a word.	1:42:04	1:42:06
I've already re-applied my mascara once this evening.	1:42:06	1:42:08
-I'm trying, Mick. I am trying. -I know you are.	1:42:08	1:42:12
Linda, you made it.	1:42:12	1:42:13
Shirley insisted she could hold the fort, so...	1:42:13	1:42:16
Oh...come here!	1:42:16	1:42:20
The place looks...	1:42:20	1:42:21
I love what you've done with the dolls.	1:42:21	1:42:25
And thanks for giving Johnny another chance.	1:42:25	1:42:29
It's not hard. He's a good kid.	1:42:29	1:42:30
I know.	1:42:30	1:42:32
I think twerking girl over there has had enough.	1:43:26	1:43:28
Let it go, will you? You're barking up the wrong gay tree.	1:43:39	1:43:43
That's why there's so many single women in London.	1:43:43	1:43:46
They hag it up for as long as they're young enough to dance	1:43:46	1:43:49
and then they get spat out on the wrong side of 40 with no man,	1:43:49	1:43:52
no dignity and wearing their boobies as an ankle skirt.	1:43:52	1:43:56
You're a nice girl. You don't want that.	1:43:56	1:43:58
-B, I'm going to go now. -Don't go! Stay!	1:44:04	1:44:07
-I don't feel like it. -Oh, come on, Whit, Come and dance!	1:44:07	1:44:10
-Sorry! -Well done!	1:44:10	1:44:12
-What's happened, what's happened? -Bianca's drunk. -I'm not drunk.	1:44:12	1:44:15
-Yes, you are. -I'm amazing! -No, you ain't. You're leaving. Come on. Come on, out.	1:44:15	1:44:18
Come on, Phil - it's only a spilt drink, innit.	1:44:18	1:44:20
Look at the state of your woman. You need to control her.	1:44:20	1:44:23
I don't "control" my woman, Phil, I ain't that kind of a bloke.	1:44:23	1:44:25
-Come on, we don't want any trouble. -You know she's going through?	1:44:25	1:44:28
I don't care what she's going through. She don't bring it in here.	1:44:28	1:44:32
Bianca!	1:44:34	1:44:36
Sharon, can I get five minutes? Please?	1:44:39	1:44:42
Four. Chuck us a cloth.	1:44:42	1:44:44
Ease up.	1:44:45	1:44:46
Bianca!	1:44:46	1:44:49
-What are you getting upset about a spilt drink for? -I'm not upset about the drink, am I?	1:44:49	1:44:53
I'm not upset about the drink... It's just me.	1:44:53	1:44:57
It's just everything...	1:44:57	1:44:59
It's just every time I think about my mum I just feel horrible, don't I?	1:44:59	1:45:03
Come on, don't be silly.	1:45:04	1:45:06
You're doing everything you can, aren't you?	1:45:09	1:45:13
You just don't get it, do you? It's just...	1:45:13	1:45:15
Every time I think about her, I just feel horrible.	1:45:16	1:45:20
And every time I look at her I just think that could be me.	1:45:20	1:45:24
And then I feel even more horrible because I'm just	1:45:24	1:45:26
thinking about myself when I should be looking after my mum.	1:45:26	1:45:29
She's so strong and I don't know if I can be -	1:45:31	1:45:33
I just don't know if I could cope.	1:45:33	1:45:35
I do.	1:45:36	1:45:38
Bianca, you're one of the strongest women I know.	1:45:38	1:45:42
Albeit outspoken, loud-mouthed and sometimes a liability...	1:45:42	1:45:45
But that's the reason I love you so much.	1:45:48	1:45:52
Look, worst case scenario, you've got this gene	1:45:52	1:45:55
and you get sick from it, you'd be stronger than you realise.	1:45:55	1:45:58
I know it.	1:45:58	1:46:00
And on the days you can't be strong, I'll be strong for you.	1:46:02	1:46:07
How does that sound?	1:46:07	1:46:09
Do you think I'm a silly cow?	1:46:09	1:46:11
Yeah.	1:46:11	1:46:13
But I wouldn't change you for the world.	1:46:13	1:46:17
Come here.	1:46:17	1:46:19
PHONE RINGS	1:46:47	1:46:48
Oh, get lost!	1:46:52	1:46:53
What you done?	1:47:02	1:47:04
I don't know what I'm doing any more.	1:47:04	1:47:06
-Let me help. -No. Don't bother!	1:47:06	1:47:08
-It's all right. -Don't bother with me, Johnny! I mean it!	1:47:08	1:47:11
Just don't bother with me. Or this. Or anything any more, OK?	1:47:14	1:47:18
I don't want to be your mate no more.	1:47:21	1:47:23
I can't.	1:47:25	1:47:26
SIREN BLARES	1:47:26	1:47:29
Dad! Dad!	1:47:43	1:47:45
-There's a fire at The Vic. -What? -There is a fire at the Vic. -Oh my... Quick!	1:47:48	1:47:52
Dad, we're just going to go outside and see what's happening. You coming?	1:47:57	1:48:01
No. No, you girls go. I need to clear up the kitchen.	1:48:01	1:48:04
I'll help if you like.	1:48:04	1:48:05
-I'll catch you in a bit. -All right.	1:48:05	1:48:09
Right. Dishes.	1:48:19	1:48:21
-Tosh! -What's happened?	1:48:29	1:48:30
It was a small fire in the living room.	1:48:30	1:48:32
Luckily we got it before it caused too much damage.	1:48:32	1:48:35
How? What started it?	1:48:35	1:48:36
-Looks like it could have been a cigarette. -Stan!	1:48:36	1:48:39
Where's Dad? And Shirl?	1:48:39	1:48:40
They went in the ambulance. They're fine.	1:48:40	1:48:43
It was only Stan up there. Luckily some lad saved him.	1:48:43	1:48:45
-Who? -What lad?	1:48:45	1:48:46
I don't know - a punter, I think. He went with 'em in the ambulance.	1:48:46	1:48:49
You all right?	1:48:49	1:48:51
I'll get the motor.	1:48:51	1:48:52
I didn't mean to make things awkward tonight.	1:49:03	1:49:06
It's all right. Don't worry about it.	1:49:06	1:49:09
I was just really excited about the news.	1:49:09	1:49:11
Well, you should be. You did well.	1:49:11	1:49:14
Really?	1:49:16	1:49:17
Yeah, I said as much, didn't I?	1:49:19	1:49:21
It's nice to know that someone appreciates me.	1:49:23	1:49:25
Look, Luce, if your dad found out about this... Or the girls...	1:49:28	1:49:33
Found out what?	1:49:37	1:49:39
Shirley!	1:49:53	1:49:55
-Thank God you're OK. -I'm fine, I'm fine.	1:49:55	1:49:58
-What about Dad? -Old iron lung? Yeah, he's fine.	1:49:58	1:50:02
Apparently if you smoke 180 fags a day, you don't die of smoke inhalation.	1:50:02	1:50:05
Tosh said some bloke rescued him?	1:50:05	1:50:07
Some bloke?	1:50:07	1:50:09
Right.	1:50:09	1:50:10
-What you on about? -Who is it?	1:50:10	1:50:12
Lee?	1:50:16	1:50:18
Mum, Dad.	1:50:18	1:50:20

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