04/09/2011 EastEnders Omnibus


04/09/2011

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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

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All right, champ!

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What d'you fancy doing today?

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You can't keep this silent treatment up. You're going to have to talk to me at some point.

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TV: 'We've a team of researchers here in the park, tracking the elephants and letting me know....'

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-Remind me why we're going to the pub at alky-o'clock?

-Cos I want to get a swift one in before we open up.

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-Take the edge off.

-Still don't see why we got to work today.

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Thought I was the slacker in the family, not you.

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We've worked bank holidays before. What's so special about this one?

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Nothing.

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Here we go... one for you, one for you...

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# Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you

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-# Happy Birthday, dear Anthony... #

-All together!

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# ..Happy Birthday to you! #

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-There you go. Bet you thought we'd forgot, didn't you?

-Course I didn't.

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-Cheers, Alfie.

-25! I remember being that age.

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-You got so much to look forward to.

-Yeah. And you could still knock back the booze without a raging headache.

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Which is why our real plan for the day is a beer-fest in here...

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followed by a special birthday surprise. Why are you worried?

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Cos I know what your special surprises are like!

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-Line your stomach with this, then.

-Cheers, Kat.

-Shenice helped me make it.

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Where is she? She was here a minute ago.

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Here Birthday boy, come and blow it out, make a wish.

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PHONE RINGS

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-ANSWERPHONE:

-'Hello, this is the Moon family. Leave a message. We'll call you back.'

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'Morning, lads.

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'# Happy Birthday to you Happy birthday to you

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'Happy birthday, dear Anthony... #

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'How can you be 25 and I haven't aged a day?

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'I'm sorry I can't be there. Have a good one, son.'

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Son...

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ANSWERPHONE: 'Messages deleted.'

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Bet you can't wait to get back to the Spanish weather.

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You won't get any summer colds over there!

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Had a good time, though, didn't we?

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I'll miss you and Alfie.

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Can't spend your last day cooped up in here.

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How about we...go for a picnic?

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We could invite Tiff and Bobby.

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Let's go downstairs and have some cake with the boys.

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It's getting more homely, don't you think?

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-What's that smell?

-It's the fish from the shop.

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Lovely. You ready, then?

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You sure you still want to come? I mean, after...

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Look, just cos it's not going to be a double wedding any more

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-don't mean I can't be involved in my daughter's big day.

-Really?

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Really.

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-I wish you could come.

-More time I spend at work, more money we'll have in the bank.

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He's right, and there'll be other wedding shows.

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I doubt they'll all have the theme "brides on a budget".

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Still, can't all be Kate and Wills, can we?

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-Whatever we do, I know it'll be special.

-See you later.

-See you later.

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-Were the police asking questions about Ryan again?

-Yeah.

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They're just worried. Cos he had to go away.

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For a while, like Mum and Dad? Or forever?

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I know that he's out there somewhere, and that he's safe.

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But he can't come back to London. For a little while anyway.

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That's why you've been upset?

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-Mm.

-You've still got me.

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I know.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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You go upstairs and get ready for Shenice, OK?

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What you been saying to Ryan?

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-I haven't heard from him in days, and I know it's down to you!

-You don't know anything.

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I know that we were fine before you stuck your nose in!

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-What have you been saying to him to put him off me?

-Nothing.

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This is nothing to do with you. It's all down to me.

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-Don't want to go.

-Shenice is going back to Spain tomorrow, isn't she?

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-Don't want to go with YOU! I want to go with Mum.

-Mum can't have you, so tough! Bobby!

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All right, Bobby? Come here, mate.

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Bobby... Bobby! You listen to me, you are going to that picnic.

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-I don't want to go with you!

-Whoa, hold on.

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Your dad's going to no picnic.

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He's going to have a drink in the bar with the lads.

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Ant's birthday, more the merrier, eh?

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And you, young man, go upstairs with Shenice and Kat. Good boy.

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Have you or Mo said anything to anyone about...?

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Course not! Schtum, innit? Come and have a laugh with the lads. Love to see you.

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-Kat'll keep an eye on Bobby. Come on.

-I'd rather stay at home.

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Here, I done you some breakfast.

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I had my breakfast at the appropriate time.

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And I ain't partial to fry-ups. Gives me heartburn.

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-My Andrew loves a morning fry-up.

-That'll account for his size.

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You eat it, stop it going to waste.

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Food don't come cheap these days. That reminds me, you'd better get a job, start paying your way.

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Cos I can't be worrying about bills. Dr Khan said I mustn't be put under stress on account of me migraines.

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Oh, I was doing a wash, so I done your smalls.

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"Small" being an overstatement. And I done some of your dresses.

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-Unless you intend to hang around in that thing all day?

-I love my kimono! Comes from Japan.

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Fancy yourself as a geisha girl, do you?

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Out me way. What a mess.

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Morning, ladies.

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-What do you think of my kimono, Arthur?

-Yeah, it's nice.

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Oh, my days, I overslept! I'm s'posed to be working with Darren on the car lot.

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Ain't you got time to have a few words with Whitney?

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She needs her friends at the moment.

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I'll try and see her after work.

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Kinda thought she wanted her own space right now.

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I shouldn't have thought so, Arthur.

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Great strapping lad like you - you can't go to work on an empty stomach.

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Here, I've done you a breakfast.

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Don't see you in here very often.

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Just fancied something quick and easy.

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I suppose you don't do ready meals, being in the catering trade.

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My Stace calls them No Mates Meals. On account of, you tend to...

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I'm told the toad in the hole's very good.

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How could he just go without a word?

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I know we hadn't been going out that long, but I thought we had a real connection.

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-You hardly know him, Lauren!

-You wouldn't understand.

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No. Cos I've never had that with anyone, have I? Except for Billie, and he's dead!

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-Yeah, and everyone else has been a user, or a liar, or just plain twisted up here.

-OK, Whitney.

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I'm sick of your whining! Last week you said it's all about you. Who's it about now, Lauren?

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Who's doing that now, eh? Have you even thought about how I might feel? In the last few days?

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I've lost my brother!

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And how I feel so sad about Rob, after everything he did to me.

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And I don't even know why!

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Sorry. I didn't think.

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Just go... Just go.

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I thought we'd go to the Vic for a drink.

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I've got more important things to do with my time.

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I promised Jim I'd make him a batch of fancies. That is, if I can find my cake tins.

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You ain't shifted things around, have you?

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-Cos you know I don't like no-one fiddling with my drawers.

-No change there, then.

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-I'll go on my own then, shall I?

-What?

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-I'll go on my own then, shall I?

-Yes, if you like.

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Oh.

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Listen, sweetheart, I don't want you out all day cos you've got duties to do.

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-Paddy's not here today and them glasses are not going to pick up themselves.

-Oi, you.

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What'd your last slave die of?

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-I don't mind.

-Thank you. See, you don't mind. Good girl.

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I'm glad you changed your mind, mate.

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-Like you said, it's good to be amongst friends.

-Shouldn't you be wearing black?

-Kat!

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-Mate, I didn't say nothing. It was her.

-If it ain't Hugh Hefner!

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Except Hugh Hefner doesn't have to claim his wife's dead to pull the birds.

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-And he's twice your age!

-Kat!

-Who else you told?

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Hello again.

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Listen, Ian, mate, it'll be old news by tomorrow.

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Look, who cares? Things can't get any worse. You going to come over and join us for a drink?

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I'd love to, but I've got to keep a straight head to sort the picnic out. The lads'll look after you!

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-You know the boys, don't you?

-Barely.

-They're the Moons.

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-They'll be all right. Ant, Ty, got room for one more?

-Yeah, s'pose.

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Want a cushion for that chair, Granddad?

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-Why was Mo calling you Hugh Hefner?

-THEY LAUGH

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I hate bank holidays. All this enforced jollity.

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You're a hard woman you know, Cora Cross.

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-I'll pop over and see my old friend, Dot.

-Patrick Trueman, you are going nowhere.

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Now put your hand in your pocket. It's your round.

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-Patrick? Patrick Trueman?

-Yes?

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Dot has told me SO much about you.

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-I'm her little sister, Rose.

-I didn't know that Dot had a sister.

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She didn't mention me to you?

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Um...

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Oh, Rose!

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Yes, I remember now. She did mention it. Can I get you a drink, my dear?

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I'll have a gin and it, please.

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Very exotic.

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I'm Cora.

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And I've got your number.

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-The cars are all done.

-Right. Well, sure we can find you something else to do.

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-Or you could give me the rest of the day off.

-I need you here!

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Well, I will need you here, you know. It's going to get busy.

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I put a special promotion online this morning. The punters are going to be flocking any second.

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Darren, mate, bruv... It's gone three o'clock, man!

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If anyone was going to come, they would have come already.

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-Go on.

-Good times, brother!

-See you later.

-Later on.

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Oi, come on. Are you two going to be like this all day?

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-He started it.

-She did!

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You're meant to be here for Shenice, not wind each other up.

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Whatever the problem is, for today, just forget about it.

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-Tiff, you seen Whit?

-Yeah, Grandma Dot's with her.

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When you come to stay, after you went away and there was all that trouble...

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you was very quiet then.

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Sorry.

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You don't have to apologise. People don't have to talk all the time.

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My sister, Rose, she's never stopped since she got here - chatter chatter chatter.

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It's brought back me migraines.

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So they want me to go to this counselling place.

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-They reckon it's for people like me. "Victims".

-People like labels.

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Makes life easier for 'em, put people into boxes, give it a name.

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But there's more to you than that, Whitney.

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You have to have strength to move on and focus on the good things.

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And you have got good things in your life. You've got your family.

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-Ryan. Probably won't see him again.

-Oh, you will. Look at Rose...

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I never thought I'd see her again.

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There she is, large as life, more's the pity.

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Can't wait to meet her.

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She's down the pub. Some things, they never change.

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But I suppose I could pop in if you wanted to meet her?

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Well, thing is, Dot...with the police going round and that... I think there'll be talk.

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Let 'em.

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Be strong, remember? Say it to yourself. I am strong.

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I'll go and let you get ready.

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No need to get up, I'll see myself out.

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I'll see you later.

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All right, see you.

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LAUGHTER

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Here he is, the birthday boy!

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All right, lads.

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Where's the old man?

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I think he's seeing his secret bird again.

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He's at that antiques fair.

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Been going every August bank holiday for years.

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Hold on, you're telling me that junk in Moon & Sons comes from actual antiques dealers?

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Couldn't he give it a swerve though, it is your birthday?

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I ain't bothered.

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Did he get you a present, make up for it or something?

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-Sore point, don't go there.

-Nothing yet.

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Dearie me, well, that is for you, baby brother.

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Cheers, Michael.

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Fats, come join the party, mate.

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Better get cracking, only five years left!

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-Whitney not with you, no?

-Nah. Why d'you ask?

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Ain't seen her for a few days, that's all. What you drinking then?

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We won't have to scrimp that much.

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-I know.

-I'm just going to look at these at home.

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-Want me to come with you?

-No, you finish your drink.

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-Hello.

-I need another payment.

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Hmm. No. You get paid the rest on completion, as agreed.

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-I can't wait that long.

-Then I suggest you try harder.

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You need to be cosying up to him a bit, what you doing?

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You don't even know where he is, do you?

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Where is he? See, you don't know.

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You want more money - earn it.

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I need to see you.

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-Cheers.

-Happy birthday, brother.

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Mate! Three more, please.

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Dot, Dot! Come here!

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Is that her? She's made friends anyway.

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Dot, this is Patrick.

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Well, I'm well aware of that, seeing as he's Jim's best friend.

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-I thought Dot told you about me?

-And this is Cora.

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You was at my Tanya's wedding. You're married to Max's father, right?

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That is correct. And I believe you're Tanya's mother.

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Yeah. I suppose that means we were family once.

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Yes. I suppose it does, in a sort of a way. If you'll excuse me.

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Alfie, could I have a tomato juice. Whitney, what do you want?

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I think I'll leave you to it, Dot.

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I can't believe they're sisters.

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They're sisters all right. She's Baby Jane, and she's Blanche.

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All they need is a wheelchair.

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Your sister's a bit of a live-wire ain't she, eh, Dot?

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Half-sister. I suppose that is one way of putting it.

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Thank you, sweetheart.

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You going to fill me in on the locals?

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If you knew me better, you would know that I ain't one to gossip.

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Of course. Do forgive me.

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Mind you, his auntie by marriage, Jean, she's got an illness.

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Passed down through the family.

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Once you get started on the Slaters, you don't know where to stop.

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It ain't your fault, you know? Ryan leaving like that.

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You're a lot stronger than you think, Whitney Dean.

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Hi. Fats, can you give us a minute?

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Yeah, no worries.

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Look, I came to say I'm sorry.

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-How big of you.

-I was well out of order before.

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I'm in shock, I'm not thinking straight.

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We're still mates, aren't we?

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Bungee jumping.

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Yep, done that.

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No way. You can't have all done a bungee jump as well?

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Bungee jumping, best fun I've ever had with my pants on!

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MEN CHEER

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Come on, you must've done one!

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I'm sorry, lads, there is more to life

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than fast cars and dangling off some giant elastic band.

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This is true. There are women!

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-Yes.

-Which is why, as a special birthday treat to Anthony,

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we are going to a...

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-..lap dancing club!

-No.

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-Not after what happened last time.

-What happened?

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-Nothing happened last time! Did it?

-I'm up for it.

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Oh, well... I was thinking family only.

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Alfie coming?

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He reckons he's got to stay here for Shenice.

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-He'll be all right. Try him again.

-Yeah?

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Oh dear, it's all a bit pony, isn't it?

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If you don't want to go, put your foot down.

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Yeah. Maybe I should.

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All right, Whitney? Not until we've had a little chat.

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You'll come, won't you Fats?

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-I don't know, you know, bruv.

-Thought it was family only?

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None of us are going, all right!

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Half the tubes are down for engineering and a cab'll cost us a fortune.

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-I could drive!

-There you go, we've got a chauffeur.

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I'm still part of the party, aren't I?

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Yes, all right. Got to get your kicks somehow, Hef.

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Come on, bruv, it's been ages since we had a proper night out.

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All right. Go on then.

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Yes, good boy.

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I was hoping for a friendlier welcome.

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Just tell me what you want.

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I've had the Old Bill sniffing round,

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asking questions about my recently deceased mate.

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-So?

-So I'd rather you left my name out

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-of any future chats you have with them.

-Get your hand off me.

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-Or you'll what?

-I said, get your hand off me!

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-You all right, Whit?

-Go on, get out. And you never come back in here.

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Cos I swear, I'll tell 'em every disgusting, dirty little detail.

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D'you understand me?

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It's cool, bruv, I got this one.

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Leave it, yeah. It's not your fight, is it?

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He's right. Save it for the ring.

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-Who was that?

-Lee. Rob's mate.

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-What?

-No. I know you got my back. OK?

0:22:110:22:18

See, I told you you was stronger than you looked.

0:22:180:22:21

Come on, let's get a drink.

0:22:210:22:23

Fats! You ready for some lap-action?

0:22:230:22:25

-We're off to the club, mate!

-Lap dancing?

0:22:250:22:28

No, Whit...

0:22:300:22:32

Ty, I don't know if this is going to happen.

0:22:350:22:37

You ain't bottling out on me, are you?

0:22:370:22:39

Me? Nah, course not, course not man! Let's do it, let's do it!

0:22:390:22:43

Here, have a dance on me. Have fun.

0:22:430:22:46

-Cheers, mate.

-Come on, boy.

0:22:460:22:49

Fatboy, let me take you through Tyler's Laws Of The Lap.

0:22:520:22:55

Number one, sit on your hands at all times.

0:22:550:22:59

Naughty. Number two...

0:22:590:23:01

-Where you all off to, somewhere nice?

-Just a club.

0:23:010:23:06

-Sort of...theatrical dancing.

-Oooh! How lovely.

0:23:060:23:10

-Yeah. We'll see you later, Mrs B.

-Enjoy yourselves.

-Will do.

0:23:100:23:16

-D'you want to go home?

-No. I'm fine. I just need a bit of fresh air.

0:23:200:23:25

-That Lee. He seemed all right the other week.

-I know, tell me about it.

0:23:250:23:28

I didn't think about how they all treated you, Whitney.

0:23:280:23:32

I should have been there more, instead of mooning over Ryan.

0:23:320:23:36

-He's fine. I'm fine.

-But are you?

0:23:360:23:39

I will be.

0:23:420:23:44

-What's the hold up?

-I'm a bit short.

0:23:480:23:50

You can pay me back.

0:23:520:23:54

-Jean, I can smell burning.

-So can I.

0:23:560:23:59

I see a dark cloud lifting.

0:23:590:24:02

Sorry, are you talking to me?

0:24:040:24:06

An illness? It's better.

0:24:060:24:10

Not cured, but better.

0:24:100:24:12

Oh, my.

0:24:120:24:14

Your children, they will return.

0:24:180:24:22

-You have two right?

-Yes.

0:24:220:24:24

-What do you suppose she's up to now?

-Earning her keep.

0:24:240:24:27

I think I underestimated your sister.

0:24:270:24:30

Number 24, don't ask for champagne.

0:24:330:24:35

In fact, don't even ask for fizzy water.

0:24:350:24:38

No champagne. No water... Why?

0:24:380:24:40

Number 25, it ain't a fairytale in there, mate.

0:24:400:24:43

There are no happy endings.

0:24:430:24:45

And those, my friend, are Tyler Moon's Laws Of The Lap.

0:24:450:24:49

-Right, let the dog see the rabbit.

-Yeah.

0:24:490:24:52

-Let's go and watch girls...

-What?

-..stripping.

0:24:520:24:56

-You've perked up.

-Well, it's been a while since our last bender.

0:25:040:25:08

- Plus, it's me and you. - Come on.

0:25:080:25:11

-You definitely ain't coming in. Not after last time.

-Come on, mate!

0:25:140:25:17

-Seriously?

-Nah, just leave it, Ty.

-The rest of us can still go in though?

0:25:170:25:21

-Didn't you hear rule 16? Never leave your wing-man!

-Cheers, bruv.

0:25:210:25:26

Mate, you know what, I...

0:25:260:25:28

-I am gutted.

-Fats, sorry, mate. Another time, yeah?

0:25:280:25:33

Well, maybe, d'you know what I mean, like?

0:25:330:25:35

So how's it going?

0:25:540:25:55

She's a bit more quieter than usual.

0:25:550:25:57

I think she's putting a brave face on.

0:25:570:26:00

Reminds me of someone I know.

0:26:000:26:02

Can you have a word?

0:26:050:26:06

-And say what?

-I dunno.

0:26:060:26:08

Tell her she can still come and visit, that we won't forget her.

0:26:080:26:11

Please, Alfie, you're better at this stuff than I am.

0:26:110:26:15

-All right.

-Go back to the pub, hold the fort, yeah.

0:26:170:26:20

Hey you lot, give me five on the high!

0:26:240:26:26

Five on the low, five on the side, you're too slow!

0:26:260:26:29

Kitten, come here, I want to chat with you. Shenice come here.

0:26:290:26:32

Just want to say, right, me and Kat both feel the same way,

0:26:320:26:35

we've absolutely loved you being with us here this last month.

0:26:350:26:38

-Why does she have to go then?

-Cos she needs to be with her mum.

0:26:380:26:42

Not everyone lives with their mum.

0:26:420:26:44

Nana Pat and Grandma Carol look after us and we don't mind.

0:26:440:26:47

Though Grandma Carol won't make nuggets as much as mum.

0:26:470:26:50

Not quite the same though is it, eh, Tiff?

0:26:500:26:52

What if I want to live here more than I want to live with my mum?

0:26:520:26:56

Shenice, you know sweetheart, I'd love you to live here, but....

0:26:560:27:00

-So let her stay then!

-What?

0:27:000:27:02

-Please, Alfie!

-Please, please, please!

0:27:020:27:06

All right, let me see what I can do. CHILDREN SCREAM

0:27:060:27:09

I still reckon we should have gone to another club.

0:27:140:27:16

You've been chucked out of every other one.

0:27:160:27:18

-I'm offski.

-See you later.

0:27:180:27:20

Say hello to your dad for me, if he bothers to show.

0:27:200:27:23

-Thanks for the lift, Ian.

-Yeah, laters.

0:27:260:27:29

-So whose round is it?

-Yours.

-What?

0:27:290:27:33

Hi.

0:27:520:27:53

-Come here!

-Get off, I'm not joking!

0:28:160:28:18

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

0:28:180:28:22

Your choice, darlin'! Sorry, mate, don't mind us.

0:28:220:28:25

-One last chance.

-Ian?

0:28:250:28:28

SHE MOUTHS

0:28:290:28:31

-Mandy?!

-Is she with you?

0:28:310:28:34

Do you know her? I said, do you know her?!

0:28:370:28:40

-Sorry, mate, I haven't got a clue who she is.

-Ian!

-Who is he?

0:28:400:28:44

-Ian!

-Who is he?

-Get off me! Ian, it's me! Wait! It's me. Look, it's me!

0:28:440:28:48

-So you don't know her?

-No, mate...

0:28:510:28:54

Just, just...get...

0:28:540:28:56

MAN GRUNTS Quick, Ian, run! Run!

0:28:560:28:59

Quick! Quick, where's your car?!

0:29:000:29:02

CAR LOCK BEEPS

0:29:020:29:04

-What you doing?

-Let me in!

0:29:060:29:08

-No!

-Ian, quick, they're coming. Pease let me in! Please.

0:29:080:29:11

ENGINE STARTS

0:29:110:29:13

HARRY: So...didn't work out with the wotsit, then?

0:29:190:29:22

No.

0:29:220:29:24

Find himself a younger model, hmm?

0:29:250:29:27

Does it matter?

0:29:310:29:33

Suppose not.

0:29:330:29:34

So, what can I do for you?

0:29:350:29:37

Well, come on. I haven't got all day.

0:29:390:29:42

I need your help.

0:29:450:29:46

Yeah.

0:29:480:29:49

Course you do.

0:29:510:29:52

ENGINE STOPS

0:30:000:30:01

There you go. You should be safe now.

0:30:030:30:05

What you waiting for?

0:30:080:30:10

Not one for big reunions, then?

0:30:120:30:14

I don't know what was going on between you and that bloke,

0:30:170:30:20

but I just don't want to get involved. My life's complicated enough as it is.

0:30:200:30:24

He was my boyfriend.

0:30:250:30:27

Ex-boyfriend now.

0:30:280:30:30

SHE SIGHS

0:30:310:30:33

Look, er...

0:30:330:30:35

if I could just get cleaned up a bit, have a bite to eat...

0:30:350:30:38

I know we had our run-ins all them years back, but...

0:30:410:30:45

I have changed since then.

0:30:450:30:46

Haven't you?

0:30:480:30:50

Sorry.

0:30:500:30:51

Same old Ian Beale.

0:30:520:30:55

Where you going to go?

0:30:590:31:01

Back to where you found me. Where else am I going to go?

0:31:030:31:06

See you in another 20 years.

0:31:080:31:10

Er, h-hold on. I can rustle you up a sandwich or something.

0:31:100:31:14

But that's it.

0:31:140:31:15

ENGINE STARTS

0:31:150:31:17

Jodie getting married.

0:31:190:31:21

Seems like only yesterday she was asking me for a wedding Barbie.

0:31:210:31:26

I know, and remember how obsessed she was with it?

0:31:260:31:28

I can't give her the day of her dreams, Harry.

0:31:300:31:33

Neither can Darren.

0:31:330:31:34

But you can.

0:31:350:31:37

You seem to be forgetting one minor point -

0:31:390:31:42

-she's not mine.

-I know.

0:31:420:31:45

But you raised her. You loved her like she was your own flesh and blood.

0:31:450:31:49

Cos I didn't know the truth.

0:31:490:31:50

Are you telling me you don't ever think about her?

0:31:540:31:57

You don't miss her?

0:31:570:31:59

I mean, don't you want to be there? Be the one to give her away?

0:32:000:32:04

And what about you and me?

0:32:070:32:09

Two weeks ago, you wouldn't even take my calls.

0:32:090:32:11

I know, I know, and I'm sorry about that.

0:32:110:32:14

I'd really like it if we could just put the past behind us.

0:32:140:32:18

Try and be friends.

0:32:180:32:20

One thing you and me never were, darling, was friends.

0:32:200:32:23

I'm willing to give it a go if you are.

0:32:250:32:27

For Jodie's sake.

0:32:280:32:30

SHE SIGHS

0:32:470:32:48

Well, I never thought I'd find myself back in Albert Square.

0:32:480:32:51

I can't believe you're still here.

0:32:530:32:55

Come on.

0:32:550:32:56

-Is that who I think it is?!

-Er, yeah. Come on.

0:32:580:33:00

-Oh, but...

-In, in!

0:33:000:33:03

All right!

0:33:050:33:06

All right, Ian?

0:33:130:33:14

All right, Pat.

0:33:140:33:16

This is Pauline's old place, isn't it?

0:33:330:33:37

Yeah, it was, till she passed away.

0:33:370:33:40

Oh.

0:33:400:33:42

Sorry.

0:33:420:33:44

Is, er... Is Mark still around?

0:33:460:33:48

He died.

0:33:520:33:53

Yep.

0:33:530:33:54

The HIV?

0:33:540:33:57

It was...

0:33:570:33:58

It was a few years ago now, but he got to see the world before he went.

0:33:580:34:02

I was always telling him he should ride that bike further than Walthamstow.

0:34:030:34:07

He was a good mate to me, Mark.

0:34:100:34:12

Always getting me out of trouble.

0:34:130:34:16

Like you at the club, coming to my rescue.

0:34:160:34:19

It was nothing, doesn't matter.

0:34:210:34:22

Sorry for, er, kissing you.

0:34:250:34:28

Knee-jerk thing.

0:34:280:34:30

It's all right. I didn't really mind.

0:34:300:34:32

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:34:320:34:34

Oh, they'll probably go away.

0:34:340:34:37

LOUD BANGING AT DOOR

0:34:370:34:39

-Look, it's your ex. He must have followed us here.

-What?!

0:34:480:34:52

Look, this isn't your problem.

0:34:520:34:54

-I should just go out there and face him.

-No.

-KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:34:540:34:58

I'm not going to let him hurt you again, OK?

0:34:580:35:01

Just wait here. All right?

0:35:010:35:03

Well, where you going?

0:35:060:35:08

Come on, cheer up. It's still your birthday!

0:35:080:35:10

If the bouncer remembered me, d'you think the dancers will, too?

0:35:100:35:14

They'll remember all right.

0:35:140:35:16

-Thought you were at some strip joint.

-Talked him out of it.

0:35:170:35:21

It's his thing, not mine. I think it's degrading to women.

0:35:210:35:24

-Yeah, right.

-Did Tiff get off all right?

0:35:240:35:27

Yeah. The other two are about to start their Harry Potter-thon.

0:35:270:35:31

-Thanks for talking to Shenice. She seems a lot better now.

-Yeah, she does.

0:35:310:35:35

-Alfie, I need some muscle.

-You came to the right man.

-Tyler, brring your brother. Come on, quick.

0:35:400:35:45

-Thank you(!)

-You an' all.

0:35:450:35:47

Kat, hold the fort, darling.

0:35:470:35:49

-You got to admire her front.

-PATRICK:

-Oh, I'll say.

0:35:550:35:58

What do you think you're doing?!

0:35:580:36:00

Just earning the housekeeping.

0:36:000:36:02

I'll have no part in your ill-gotten gains.

0:36:020:36:04

Suit yourself.

0:36:040:36:06

Whoo!

0:36:060:36:07

Next round's on Rose.

0:36:070:36:09

Your sister has got an amazing gift.

0:36:110:36:14

I'm going to go put some more make-up on now,

0:36:140:36:16

just in case tonight's the night!

0:36:160:36:18

Meddling with things you don't understand. No good is going to come of it, Rose.

0:36:200:36:24

-I'm only spreading a little happiness.

-I'll drink to that.

0:36:240:36:27

I'll drink to almost anything!

0:36:270:36:30

Oh, what is it they say? Be careful what you wish for.

0:36:300:36:34

Can I, er... Can I help you?

0:36:390:36:41

-You'd better hope so.

-You throw another punch, you WILL regret it.

0:36:430:36:46

You want to throw your weight around, mate, start with me.

0:36:460:36:49

-Just leave it!

-Hold on. Whoa, whoa, stop! Both of you, can we just stop?

0:36:490:36:53

Nice to meet you. I'm Alfie Moon, I run the Queen Vic. We don't want violence.

0:36:530:36:57

Let's sort this out like adults. Can we do that? OK, good.

0:36:570:37:00

Just give me the girl and the money and we can forget we ever met.

0:37:000:37:03

-What girl?

-What money?!

-She doesn't want to be with you any more. Just accept that.

0:37:030:37:08

What you talking about?

0:37:080:37:09

Mandy. She doesn't want to be your girlfriend.

0:37:090:37:13

You mug! She told you she was my bird, and you believed her?

0:37:130:37:17

She's a tart from the club - my club -

0:37:170:37:20

and the only reason I'm after her is cos she robbed me of five grand of cash.

0:37:200:37:24

-You've got a stripper in there? Nice one!

-I don't believe you.

0:37:240:37:28

-ANTHONY: You went back to the club? ALFIE:

-She could be anyone, Ian.

0:37:280:37:31

-I know her.

-ALFIE GROANS

0:37:310:37:35

So she wasn't lying about that, then?

0:37:350:37:38

-I don't think she took your money, OK?

-Why don't you go and ask her?

0:37:380:37:41

Fine!

0:37:430:37:44

Come on, Romeo.

0:37:450:37:47

THEY CHUCKLE

0:37:470:37:48

Mandy?

0:37:550:37:56

She WAS here.

0:37:580:37:59

Ian.

0:38:050:38:07

HE SHOUTS: Where's my money?

0:38:110:38:14

I don't know, all right, mate?

0:38:140:38:16

I have idea where it is, or where she is.

0:38:160:38:18

You'd better hope I find her back at the club.

0:38:190:38:22

Otherwise, you - YOU - will be hearing from me again.

0:38:220:38:27

-You dirty dog, you!

-All right, all right!

-Was it the hot brunette?

0:38:300:38:34

Me and her have got previous, if you get my drift.

0:38:340:38:36

Lads, lads, time out. Go back to the pub. I'll see you there.

0:38:360:38:39

TYLER AND ANTHONY: # Oh, Mandy... #

0:38:390:38:42

-VANESSA:

-Darren.

0:38:510:38:53

I've got a surprise for you.

0:38:540:38:56

Your dad and I have been talking and, er, he wants to pay for your wedding.

0:39:000:39:04

I feel awful about the way we left things, sweetheart.

0:39:040:39:08

Let me make it up to you.

0:39:080:39:10

Thank you.

0:39:140:39:16

Even if you and this Mandy have got history, you don't know nothing about her, mate.

0:39:180:39:23

-She could up to all sorts, couldn't she?

-Yeah, she always was.

0:39:230:39:27

What was I expecting, trying to help a girl who'd just fallen out of a lap-dancing club?

0:39:270:39:31

-What sort of fool am I?

-You're not a fool. You're like the rest of us - red-blooded male.

0:39:310:39:35

Why don't you come over the Queen Vic, drown your sorrows? Come on.

0:39:350:39:39

Nah, I'm all right - not really in the mood.

0:39:390:39:42

Do us a favour though, and, er, keep Bobby overnight?

0:39:420:39:45

-Yeah, yeah, course I will.

-Just in case he turns back up.

-No problem. Talk to you later.

-All right, bud.

0:39:450:39:50

< DOOR CLOSES

0:39:530:39:54

-You two OK?

-Yeah!

0:39:590:40:01

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

0:40:090:40:11

Blimey! You're on a right old sugar rush.

0:40:110:40:13

Now I'm staying here for good, I'm going to put posters in my room!

0:40:130:40:17

Whoo-hoo!

0:40:170:40:19

Hadn't heard from you, so I thought, "If the mountain won't come to Mohammed..."

0:40:200:40:24

Phones out of order, are they?

0:40:240:40:25

Never liked phones. Too impersonal.

0:40:250:40:28

So, fancy going for a drink?

0:40:280:40:31

-Or we could see what's on at the flicks.

-I can't, I've got the kids.

0:40:310:40:34

Besides, why are you assuming I want to spend the evening with you?

0:40:340:40:38

Well, I really enjoy your company, Pat, and...

0:40:380:40:42

well, I had hoped it might...

0:40:420:40:44

develop.

0:40:440:40:45

Oh, dear.

0:40:470:40:48

I come round here with no warning, expecting you to drop everything.

0:40:500:40:54

No wonder you're less than enthusiastic.

0:40:540:40:57

How're you fixed for Friday? I've got two tickets for a skiffle band in Hackney.

0:40:570:41:01

Skiffle? I don't think so.

0:41:010:41:03

SHE SIGHS

0:41:030:41:04

Norman, you're a lovely man.

0:41:040:41:07

It's just that I'm not in the market for a...

0:41:070:41:11

You know. Sorry.

0:41:110:41:13

Right.

0:41:130:41:14

I'll see myself out.

0:41:170:41:19

-It was a misunderstanding. Once I saw her face, I couldn't put it right.

-You'll have to!

0:41:250:41:30

-You know Shenice is better off with us.

-She's Martina's kid. We can't just steal her!

0:41:300:41:34

-I know.

-We know what that feels like, remember?

0:41:340:41:37

Do you know how much work it is looking after an eight-year-old full time? How much it'll cost us?

0:41:370:41:42

I get it, all right. Just leave it with me, yeah?

0:41:430:41:46

Cheers, mate.

0:41:510:41:53

What can I get you, darling?

0:41:530:41:55

Oh, hello!

0:42:000:42:01

Oh, hello, Jean.

0:42:010:42:02

What a lovely surprise.

0:42:020:42:04

-I was thinking about you earlier.

-Were you?

0:42:040:42:07

Not all day, obviously - just in passing.

0:42:070:42:09

-Anyway, how are you?

-Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, yeah.

0:42:090:42:12

Good - the reason I was thinking about you was that I took a lot of photos on Fete and Fortune Day,

0:42:120:42:17

-and you're in loads of them!

-Really?

0:42:170:42:19

Alfie took some nice ones of us two together, actually.

0:42:190:42:23

-I wondered if you'd like to see them some time.

-Yeah, that'd be nice.

-Now?

0:42:230:42:28

-Actually, I'm in a bit of a hurry...

-Later in the week?

-Yeah.

0:42:280:42:31

Thing is, I've told Kat and Alfie that I'd help out in the pub most evenings. How about Friday?

0:42:310:42:37

Friday...

0:42:370:42:38

-Do you like skiffle music?

-Yes! Love it!

0:42:380:42:41

-I've got two tickets for Friday night. If you'd like...

-Lovely!

0:42:410:42:45

Right. I'll bring them along.

0:42:450:42:48

-I'll see you then, then!

-Yeah. Right.

0:42:480:42:51

I'm looking for a girl. Blonde, petite,

0:43:080:43:11

little bit grubby. She works this area.

0:43:110:43:13

What's it worth?

0:43:130:43:14

So, er...

0:43:170:43:18

You're under arrest.

0:43:200:43:22

THEY CHUCKLE

0:43:240:43:26

I still can't believe it, mate. Ian Beale pulling a stripper.

0:43:260:43:30

Worried he's moving in on your territory?

0:43:300:43:32

A stripper. I suppose that's all she is to you, isn't it?

0:43:320:43:35

-Does it ever occur to you she might have a name?

-I didn't have you down as a militant feminist.

0:43:350:43:40

-She's not. We don't like women being objectified.

-Whatified?

0:43:400:43:43

'Scuse me, mate, it's 2011, and, actually, women are equal to men these days.

0:43:430:43:48

All right, so what exactly can you do better?!

0:43:490:43:54

Driving. Why else is Formula One all male?

0:43:540:43:56

You know what? He does have a point.

0:43:560:43:58

And poker. Don't get me wrong, girls can be good, but they lack the killer instinct that makes a player great.

0:43:580:44:03

-That is ridiculous!

-Is it?

0:44:030:44:05

Why don't you prove me wrong?

0:44:050:44:07

-Let's have a game - boys vs girls.

-Count me in!

0:44:070:44:11

Nan, you don't play cards.

0:44:110:44:15

-I do a lot of things you don't know about, darlin'.

-THE MEN CHUCKLE

0:44:150:44:19

Me too. I'm a real poker fiend.

0:44:190:44:22

Well, I ain't partaking, cos gambling is a sin.

0:44:220:44:25

I got better things to do with me time.

0:44:250:44:28

How about we have 20 quid stakes, then?

0:44:280:44:30

A tenner's enough.

0:44:300:44:32

All right, fine. Winner takes half the pot, and we split the rest amongst the groups.

0:44:320:44:36

But if there's four of you and three of us, we'll need another bloke.

0:44:360:44:40

What about you, Mr T? Can you play poker?

0:44:400:44:42

-HE CHUCKLES

-It's like asking Beckham if he can kick a ball.

0:44:420:44:46

-Right, I'm going to go get the cards, then.

-I'm going to go toilet.

0:44:490:44:52

Listen...are you sure about this?

0:44:520:44:56

It's a tenner stake in a pub poker game against girls and grannies.

0:44:560:44:59

Hardly the Blackjack scenes from Rain Man!

0:44:590:45:02

Relax. I'm different now.

0:45:020:45:05

All right.

0:45:050:45:07

-Lauren, I've never played poker. Have you?

-We'll just wing it.

0:45:070:45:11

It's all about bluffing, innit? Besides, my nan and Grandma Dot's sister know what they're doing.

0:45:110:45:16

Is poker very much different from bridge, do you think?

0:45:160:45:19

Can't remember. Last time I played,

0:45:190:45:22

I had a bubble perm and shoulder pads was in.

0:45:220:45:27

Oh.

0:45:290:45:31

Oh!

0:45:310:45:32

I can't believe how much you want to pay for.

0:45:360:45:39

-Harry, there's really no need to take care of EVERYTHING.

-Least I could do.

0:45:390:45:43

I've missed so much already.

0:45:430:45:46

Like the engagement party.

0:45:460:45:48

-I take it you did have one?

-Well, no...

0:45:480:45:52

-Aww. That's a shame.

-We didn't want a fuss.

-Why not?

0:45:520:45:55

I mean, It's a big deal, getting married.

0:45:550:45:59

Just because things didn't work out between me and your mum, it doesn't mean you have to play it down.

0:45:590:46:05

He's right, darling. You should have everything you ever dreamed of.

0:46:050:46:08

-Surely you agree with that, Darren?

-Course.

0:46:080:46:11

My girl deserves the best, and that's what she's going to get from now on.

0:46:110:46:15

I'll open another bottle.

0:46:170:46:19

So, come on - tell me what ideas you've got, then.

0:46:200:46:24

Well, the colour scheme...

0:46:240:46:26

-Why you letting that creep worm his way back in?

-That creep is doing what you couldn't -

0:46:290:46:33

-giving my daughter a wedding day she'll actually WANT to remember.

-I'm still working on it.

0:46:330:46:37

You're still broke!

0:46:370:46:38

I'm sorry if Harry being back on the scene is a dent to your ego,

0:46:380:46:42

but the only person who really matters here is Jodie.

0:46:420:46:45

-I've only thought as far ahead as a buffet...

->

0:46:450:46:49

-Why're we leaving?

-Too many fish.

0:46:510:46:54

-Got a light?

-Fish?

0:46:550:46:57

In poker, you're either a fish or a shark.

0:46:570:47:02

Fish are novices, and beginner's luck can be very dangerous.

0:47:020:47:07

Catch you out every time.

0:47:070:47:10

Cheap tat.

0:47:140:47:15

Sleight of hand's more my game.

0:47:160:47:19

Whoo-hoo!

0:47:190:47:21

THEY CHUCKLE

0:47:210:47:25

-FAT BOY:

-Need a hand, Whit, you just let me know, OK, babe?

0:47:250:47:28

Oi! It's boys versus girls, you muppet. Whit's doing fine.

0:47:280:47:31

All in.

0:47:350:47:37

Ant?

0:47:380:47:40

OK.

0:47:440:47:45

All right. But wait.

0:47:450:47:47

I am parched. It's my round. Give us a hand, bruv.

0:47:470:47:50

-You're in the middle of a game!

-They can sweat it out a bit longer.

0:47:500:47:53

Same again, please, Kat.

0:47:550:47:56

I'll bring them over, darling.

0:47:560:47:58

-What you got?

-Two pair. Why?

0:48:000:48:03

I've got nothing, yeah? Whit - she's bluffing it.

0:48:030:48:06

You've got this. Go all in, we split the winnings, yeah?

0:48:060:48:09

All right, all right, chill out, bruv! Victory is ours!

0:48:090:48:12

So, er...feeling pretty confident, are we, Whit?

0:48:150:48:20

I'm out.

0:48:270:48:28

All right, turn 'em over.

0:48:310:48:33

Whitney's got a pair of nines...

0:48:360:48:39

..against...

0:48:400:48:41

-..a pair of fours. Whitney, you win! Pair of nines.

-Do I?

0:48:440:48:47

-Do I?! I've won!

-Well done, ladies!

0:48:470:48:50

In your faces. She out-bluffed you. You guys are suckers!

0:48:510:48:55

Oh, and I'm taking this.

0:48:550:48:57

About the, er, strip club? Lying through his teeth.

0:49:040:49:08

He was gagging to go in. We got turned away.

0:49:080:49:11

Blokes - they just lie and let you down.

0:49:130:49:17

Yeah. Well, I'm definitely off them for the foreseeable, anyway.

0:49:170:49:20

I've laid the groundwork. Watch and learn, pal.

0:49:200:49:23

Watch and learn.

0:49:230:49:25

-I'm just going to stick this outside.

-All right.

0:49:320:49:34

-You really surprised me tonight.

-I did?

0:49:410:49:45

Yeah. The way you were with Jodie.

0:49:450:49:48

Much as she wants this big, lavish do, it means more to her that her dad'll be there on her big day.

0:49:480:49:53

It means a lot to me, too.

0:49:530:49:55

Shame you won't be there to see it.

0:49:560:49:59

-What?

-Oh, didn't I mention?

0:50:000:50:02

I'll do all the stuff I've promised on one condition -

0:50:020:50:06

that you're not at the wedding.

0:50:060:50:08

-Jodie'll never have it.

-You wouldn't have to tell her before. Cry off on the day. Say you've flu.

0:50:100:50:15

Thing is, she needs to get used to you letting her down.

0:50:150:50:19

Cos by the time I'm finished,

0:50:190:50:21

you won't figure much in my girl's life at all.

0:50:210:50:24

Why are you doing this?

0:50:240:50:26

Cos I can.

0:50:260:50:28

No, you can't. I ain't letting you do this again, Harry - to Jodie or Vanessa.

0:50:280:50:32

What's wrong?

0:50:350:50:36

I'm sorry. Your dad ain't here cos he loves you. He wants to show your mum up.

0:50:390:50:43

-He just told her she can't come to the wedding.

-Is that true?

0:50:430:50:46

I think Darren misheard what I said. Isn't that right, Vanessa?

0:50:460:50:50

I know you was trying to help, but Jodie deserves the truth.

0:50:500:50:53

You're more important to her than him. You should be at the wedding, Vanessa.

0:50:530:50:58

-Darren's right, babe. I'm so sorry.

-Sweetheart, they've got it all wrong.

0:50:580:51:02

I've been such an idiot, just like before. How could you do this?

0:51:020:51:06

I think it's time for you to leave, Harry.

0:51:070:51:10

You won't even make it to the altar.

0:51:140:51:17

I don't want you to worry. Jack's raising my commission - I'll have loads more money.

0:51:270:51:31

Hey, see?

0:51:310:51:33

We will get you the wedding you deserve. I promise.

0:51:340:51:38

You sure you don't want a solicitor, Mr Beale? You ARE entitled.

0:51:420:51:46

I don't need a brief. This is clearly a case of wrongful arrest.

0:51:460:51:49

And when you're forced to release me, I'll press charges against both of you!

0:51:490:51:52

I'm an upstanding member of this community. I know your bosses.

0:51:520:51:56

That's as may be, but you still offered my undercover colleague money for sex.

0:51:560:52:00

That's not what happened and she knows it, OK? I was out looking for my friend.

0:52:000:52:05

I believe your exact words were,

0:52:050:52:09

"I'm looking for a girl. Blonde, petite, a bit grubby."

0:52:090:52:14

-You have very specific tastes.

-That's what my friend looks like!

0:52:140:52:18

Just before you were picked up, we had a call from a local club-owner, Paul Ward.

0:52:180:52:23

-Is this man known to you?

-No.

0:52:230:52:26

Only, Mr Ward reported a female employee and a man fitting your description

0:52:260:52:32

who, coincidentally, lives at your address, for stealing £5,000 of his money.

0:52:320:52:37

Do you know anything about this?

0:52:370:52:39

I don't have to answer these questions.

0:52:400:52:43

That is your vehicle, isn't it?

0:52:470:52:49

Yeah.

0:52:510:52:53

And this is you outside the club.

0:52:530:52:55

-It's not how it looks.

-Want to know how it looks to me?

0:53:040:53:08

It looks like you turned up to case the joint,

0:53:080:53:11

then you returned, waited for your girlfriend to steal the money,

0:53:110:53:14

created a diversion and helped her make a swift getaway.

0:53:140:53:17

That's not what happened, all right? I can explain it all.

0:53:170:53:20

Really? Because we searched your car after we brought you in,

0:53:200:53:24

and this is what we found inside.

0:53:240:53:26

-That's not mine. I've never seen it before!

-Mr Beale, if I were you, I would get that solicitor.

0:53:310:53:36

TV PLAYS

0:53:390:53:41

Back in a minute, kitten. Be good.

0:53:420:53:45

Martina. Hello, darlin'. It's Alfie.

0:53:570:53:59

FRONT DOOR CLOSES

0:53:590:54:01

MANDY: Hi.

0:54:050:54:07

-How the hell did you get in?!

-Well, I... I never left.

0:54:080:54:12

I, er... I hid upstairs when I heard the farackus. I came back down and you were gone.

0:54:120:54:17

Have you any idea how much trouble you've got me in?! I got nicked for handling your stolen goods.

0:54:170:54:22

YOUR stolen goods!

0:54:220:54:23

No, that money was rightfully mine.

0:54:230:54:26

I only left it in your car to keep it safe. I can't believe you let the police take it!

0:54:260:54:30

-I didn't. They searched my car cos they nicked me for kerb-crawling!

-You're still kerb-crawling?

-No!

0:54:300:54:35

I came looking for you!

0:54:350:54:37

Yeah, well, I'm a stripper, Ian, not a hooker!

0:54:380:54:41

You know what, Mandy? I don't care what you are, all right? Just get out of here.

0:54:410:54:45

-Without that money, I have nowhere TO go.

-Well, it's not my problem.

0:54:450:54:49

Look...maybe I can talk to Paul,

0:54:490:54:52

-do a deal, get him to drop the charges.

-Yes, Paul...

0:54:520:54:56

He's not actually your boyfriend, is he? He's the club boss. What else have you lied about?

0:54:560:55:01

Nothing, I swear!

0:55:020:55:04

Know what, Mandy? You haven't changed.

0:55:060:55:07

You always were a cheap little slapper,

0:55:070:55:10

so just crawl back into the gutter you came from.

0:55:100:55:13

What I said earlier, about you being like Mark? I take it back.

0:55:140:55:19

Like I care.

0:55:190:55:21

He never wasted a day of his life.

0:55:210:55:23

But you? You're still in the same place you grew up, in a house full of ghosts,

0:55:230:55:27

STILL hanging out in seedy bars cos you can't get a real woman.

0:55:270:55:31

-I don't have to listen to this. Go on, out!

-I wish YOU was dead instead of Mark.

0:55:310:55:35

You might as well be!

0:55:350:55:37

Mandy...

0:55:370:55:39

Bus fare.

0:55:400:55:42

-That one's nice.

-It's gorgeous.

0:55:560:55:58

Darren, what's the new limit on the dress?

0:56:000:56:03

Money's no object. Choose what you like.

0:56:030:56:05

-PHONE RINGS

-There you go.

0:56:050:56:07

Just going to get this.

0:56:070:56:09

Darren's right, you know. There's no-one I want at the wedding more than you.

0:56:110:56:15

Except the groom, obviously!

0:56:150:56:19

This rise in commission. How much more are we talking?

0:56:190:56:22

Two per cent?! I thought it was going to be a little bit...

0:56:230:56:26

No, no. Jack! Course I'm grateful.

0:56:260:56:29

Oh, good, you're still here.

0:56:350:56:38

Listen...

0:56:380:56:39

I was thinking about what you said.

0:56:390:56:42

And you're right.

0:56:420:56:44

So...?

0:56:460:56:47

What exactly is it you want, Ian?

0:56:480:56:52

I've got a spare room, OK? So, if you need somewhere...

0:56:530:56:57

..I'd like you to stay.

0:57:000:57:01

-Why has she summoned us?

-It's a surprise. Just wait.

0:57:100:57:13

Just relax. Nothing your big commission raise can't cover.

0:57:130:57:18

Vanessa... KNOCK ON DOOR

0:57:180:57:20

Look at you, early birds. I was going to surprise you.

0:57:220:57:24

Pops, you are literally going to have a heart attack.

0:57:240:57:26

You always give me heart attacks, Jodes.

0:57:260:57:29

What's happening?

0:57:310:57:32

Right, two each. On my signal.

0:57:320:57:35

-Vanessa, I need a word.

-Sssh!

0:57:400:57:41

Mum, Darren, now!

0:57:410:57:44

CHEERING

0:57:440:57:46

Hello, my gorgeous bridesmaids!

0:57:460:57:48

THEY SCREAM

0:57:480:57:51

-What?

-My rise in commission - it's only 2%.

0:57:510:57:53

What?!

0:57:540:57:55

PHONE RINGS

0:57:570:57:59

Right, lunch break over, boys. Back to work.

0:58:460:58:49

I thought this was our belated father and son time? Seeing as you missed my birthday to buy stock.

0:58:490:58:53

-Aww, does Ant want Dad to crack open the jelly?

-Go.

0:58:530:58:56

-PHONE RINGS

-Have you told Kat?

-Told Kat what?

0:58:560:59:00

That Shenice is allowed to stay.

0:59:000:59:02

No, no, no. Just keep it schtum, I'm going to surprise her later.

0:59:020:59:06

Can you just tell me please?

0:59:060:59:08

It's...erm... it's not what it looks...

0:59:290:59:31

I've been standing outside the chippy for ages. Don't think cos you ain't opening, I ain't getting paid.

0:59:310:59:36

Are you going to let her talk to you like that?

0:59:360:59:39

And you are fired.

0:59:390:59:41

And who are you? Lord Sugar's minging sister or something?

0:59:410:59:44

Well, I'm certainly not going to let you talk to me like that.

0:59:440:59:47

Ian?

0:59:480:59:50

You're fired.

0:59:510:59:53

I'll show you out.

0:59:540:59:56

Bye.

1:00:001:00:02

-The stall!

-Huh?

-The Stall!

1:00:041:00:06

MUSIC PLAYS

1:00:091:00:12

Turn that down.

1:00:131:00:16

# Everybody's starry eyed... #

1:00:161:00:18

No, give it, please!

1:00:181:00:20

# Woah, oh, oh, uh, uh... #

1:00:211:00:23

I can't help it. Come on.

1:00:271:00:30

BABY CRIES

1:00:351:00:36

Sssh. come on.

1:00:361:00:38

Kat? Kat, are you up here, sweetheart?

1:00:381:00:40

What you doing? What is it, annual leave?

1:00:401:00:42

Tommy's ill.

1:00:421:00:44

Course he's not ill.

1:00:441:00:45

Hey, little man. Go to sleep.

1:00:451:00:49

-Listen, Kat, Martina called, right?

-Where's the baby VapoRub?

1:00:511:00:56

I don't have the baby VapoRub, do I? All right, Buddy?

1:00:561:01:00

Must be in here then.

1:01:001:01:01

Nan and her gammy nose!

1:01:081:01:09

Why hasn't Ian picked Bobby up yet?

1:01:091:01:11

Do you want to keep your voice down? I don't know. Ian's probably busy.

1:01:111:01:15

-Are you all right?

-I'm fine. I knew Shenice would give him a cold.

1:01:151:01:18

Ah, good news about Shenice.

1:01:181:01:20

-Martina's going to let her stay with us.

-Fine. Whatever.

1:01:201:01:24

I don't care if you're moving in to Buckingham Palace.

1:01:271:01:29

-I want you at the club doing the stock take.

-I'm coming!

1:01:291:01:33

-Careful.

-All right, they're heavy, aren't they?

1:01:331:01:35

Now!

1:01:351:01:37

In a minute. I don't need you standing over me.

1:01:371:01:41

-Oi, Pops.

-What's the matter?

-Ian, he's just sacked me!

1:01:411:01:45

-He's what?

-Come on, grab a box.

1:01:451:01:48

Let's crank the combined strength up to, erm...feeble.

1:01:481:01:51

Is she actually paying you for this?

1:01:511:01:53

-I want paying.

-All right, move me in and we'll talk.

1:01:531:01:56

While you're at, Billy, dump any of Ryan's old rubbish outside

1:01:561:02:01

whatever cardboard box he calls home these days.

1:02:011:02:03

He's gone. Didn't you know?

1:02:031:02:06

Good.

1:02:081:02:10

Where'd you think you're going, eh?

1:02:101:02:12

Jean, I'm going to pop up to the council,

1:02:161:02:18

There might be a place for Shenice next term at Walford Primary.

1:02:181:02:21

I'll have a little word, give them a little nudge. You OK for your job?

1:02:211:02:24

-Yes. Plan logged. Ready for action.

-Good girl. See you later.

1:02:241:02:28

-Alfie?

-Yeah?

-Are you sure this is what Kat wants?

1:02:331:02:36

Yeah, course I'm sure. She said so. See you later. Be good, Bobby.

1:02:361:02:40

Right.

1:02:411:02:43

Jack? Tyler's opponent, yeah, he can do the 13th.

1:02:451:02:49

Um, well we can't do 13th. Private booking.

1:02:491:02:52

No, no, no, that's the only date he can do. Who's booked it?

1:02:521:02:56

Don't matter, does it? It's booked.

1:02:561:02:58

I know there's been some trouble but it's not your fault your mum had an affair with your dad.

1:03:011:03:05

I'll always think of you as a sister, Abi Branning.

1:03:051:03:08

Are you sure you don't mind?

1:03:081:03:10

No, of course not.

1:03:101:03:12

When Jodie asked I said I wouldn't have it any other way.

1:03:121:03:15

KNOCK ON DOOR I'll get that.

1:03:151:03:17

Oh, Jodie, you haven't got a third?

1:03:171:03:20

No, don't be silly. Two plus George as a pageboy.

1:03:201:03:23

I know there's limits.

1:03:231:03:25

Sorry. Mum said Abi was here. Oi, I ain't your personal servant.

1:03:251:03:29

You fell in at two, passed out with the grill on

1:03:291:03:31

and set the fire alarm off. Pardon me if I'm not with it today.

1:03:311:03:35

Oh, we can't afford three, can we?

1:03:391:03:41

I'll go without a car? I'll walk to the church?

1:03:411:03:44

-Go on then, I won't have you going without.

-You sure?

1:03:441:03:46

-Yeah, are you sure?

-Yeah.

1:03:461:03:49

-I could hardly say no, could I?

-Whatever you can raise, I'll match.

1:03:581:04:01

-No offence, but you're as skint as me.

-Just let me worry about that.

1:04:011:04:05

Lauren, you've been like a sister to me.

1:04:051:04:07

Not a sister I'd borrow clothes off, or copy, or talk to.

1:04:071:04:10

But a sister nevertheless.

1:04:101:04:12

My gorgeous bridesmaid number three.

1:04:121:04:17

Oh, very pretty!

1:04:171:04:19

One, two, three, four, five...

1:04:241:04:27

-Aaah!

-Cheating!

-Seven, eight...

-That's it!

-Here you are.

1:04:271:04:33

What? No, you're not supposed to put sugar on yet.

1:04:331:04:36

-No, I do.

-No...

1:04:361:04:38

KNOCK ON DOOR Just have some sugar.

1:04:381:04:40

Hiya.

1:04:421:04:44

-You lunatic!

-Aaargh!

1:04:441:04:45

Come in!

1:04:451:04:47

-Ian, you've got a bit of something...

-I'm the nanny.

1:04:491:04:54

Ian, you appear to have forgotten to pick up your son.

1:04:551:05:00

Ooh, Ian you've got a little mini-me!

1:05:001:05:02

-Yes, that's Bobby!

-Oh, hun, your dad's really sorry.

1:05:021:05:07

I mean, look at his face.

1:05:071:05:10

-Hello?

-Well, just call him back.

1:05:121:05:14

Call him back and see how much he wants.

1:05:141:05:17

Oh, hang on a minute, Ty. Just a sec.

1:05:171:05:20

You know you said you wouldn't turn away a damsel in distress?

1:05:201:05:23

Well, I've lost an earring down Jodie's sink.

1:05:231:05:26

How could I sleep?

1:05:261:05:28

Ty, drop what you're doing for five minutes.

1:05:281:05:31

There's a damsel in distress needs you.

1:05:311:05:34

Just get round to Jodie's.

1:05:341:05:37

You've got your wish, Phil.

1:05:371:05:39

The only business partner that can actually count is here.

1:05:391:05:42

Why aren't you moving me into my house?

1:05:421:05:46

-They're working for me now.

-Phil's paying us. Properly.

-Yeah. Sorry Janine.

1:05:461:05:51

Why you saying sorry? We ain't her slaves.

1:05:511:05:53

Geez, you try and do the poverty stricken a favour.

1:05:531:05:56

Fine, Billy, forty quid.

1:05:561:05:59

Not a chance.

1:05:591:06:01

And I will make you Executive Director of Operations.

1:06:031:06:09

I'm going to need somebody to manage my property portfolio.

1:06:091:06:13

Package includes petrol allowance.

1:06:131:06:16

Really!

1:06:161:06:19

You better get a car for that petrol allowance.

1:06:191:06:22

Yeah. I'm sorry about this Phil.

1:06:221:06:24

There's something I've got to do first.

1:06:241:06:26

I'll be five minutes. Come on Lo, go. Go.

1:06:261:06:29

-Sorry mate.

-You're such a mug. Give us that.

1:06:291:06:32

I'm just going to go and check the petty cash.

1:06:321:06:35

You can stay in there until every bottle is counted.

1:06:371:06:40

Oi! Phil, you can't...!

1:06:401:06:42

Kat and Alfie would like Shenice to get into Walford Primary.

1:06:451:06:51

Dig in, Jean. Munchkin.

1:06:511:06:53

Cos you know the Head, we thought that maybe you could have a word with him?

1:06:531:06:57

-Did I tell you I trained at the same place as super-nanny?

-The council could stick her anywhere.

1:06:571:07:01

She could be miles away with gangs and knives.

1:07:011:07:04

We ran up and down them mountains like the nuns out of the Sound of Music.

1:07:041:07:08

And Shenice has got friends at Walford Primary, Bobby and Tiffany Butcher.

1:07:081:07:12

-And you'd like Shenice to go to your school wouldn't you, Bobby?

-Yeah.

1:07:121:07:16

I used to be a nun.

1:07:161:07:19

You see, the thing is, we just want her settled

1:07:191:07:21

in a nice school with some nice friends.

1:07:211:07:25

Jean, it's fine, OK. Just tell Alfie that I will see what strings I can pull.

1:07:251:07:30

Thank you, Ian. Thank you very much.

1:07:321:07:35

You haven't touched your pancakes.

1:07:351:07:36

No, I'm quite full with your porky pies, thank you.

1:07:361:07:40

Oooh!

1:07:411:07:43

You know, that sounds really important.

1:07:451:07:48

You should go round there and see that Head right now,

1:07:481:07:52

you know, talk to him, face to face.

1:07:521:07:54

There was this very strange girl there,

1:08:151:08:17

but anyway, Ian's agreed to talk to the Head. Kat?

1:08:171:08:20

-Right, yeah.

-Everything is all right, isn't it?

1:08:201:08:24

Yeah, course.

1:08:241:08:25

Your booking. The 13th.

1:08:281:08:30

Yeah, Jay and his mates. What about it?

1:08:301:08:32

-It's double booked. There's your deposit.

-Cancel the other thing.

-Can't.

1:08:321:08:35

Well, then I'll be there on the 13th.

1:08:351:08:38

-£100, by way of an apology?

-GLASS SMASHES

1:08:381:08:41

No. That better not be what it sounds like.

1:08:411:08:44

I will smash every one if I have to.

1:08:441:08:47

-Phil? Come on, take the money, will you?

-GLASS SMASHES

1:08:471:08:50

Say "pretty please", Mickey, yeah?

1:08:501:08:53

-Pretty please.

-GLASS SMASHES

1:08:541:08:57

13th's yours.

1:08:571:08:59

And it's Michael.

1:08:591:09:01

You're paying for that.

1:09:031:09:05

Well, it's a good job I'm rich. What do I care?

1:09:051:09:10

Have you seen my phone?

1:09:161:09:19

-I bet that Jean nicked it.

-It's got all my business numbers on it.

1:09:191:09:26

Oh, no(!) What are you going to do without the frozen chips hotline?

1:09:261:09:30

I've got to phone the Head for Alfie, haven't I?

1:09:301:09:33

Bobby, you seen my phone?

1:09:331:09:36

Here, has your daughter still got any bits upstairs?

1:09:361:09:43

Why?

1:09:431:09:45

Bridesmaids for life!

1:09:491:09:51

Maybe I should learn some skiffle moves for the concert.

1:09:531:09:56

-Cos I told Norman I knew what skiffle was.

-Jean, it's a date. Just go out and enjoy yourself.

1:09:561:10:01

If Billy's account's anything to go by, it's not your dance moves that I would be working on.

1:10:011:10:07

Cheers, darling. What did you say to her?

1:10:101:10:14

Nothing the voices in her head won't drown out.

1:10:141:10:19

Poor cow.

1:10:191:10:21

You've got nothing better to do than to drink in the afternoon, all alone?

1:10:211:10:25

Well, I don't know, I've got a new house to move into, a club to run,

1:10:251:10:28

three other properties on my books.

1:10:281:10:31

Jean, what have I told you about listening to that girl? She's poison.

1:10:421:10:47

Kat, I know it's none of my business and we both don't like sticky beaking

1:10:501:10:54

but who was on the phone earlier?

1:10:541:10:56

No-one.

1:10:561:10:59

You would tell me if it was Stacey or Sean, wouldn't you?

1:10:591:11:02

Course I would.

1:11:021:11:03

So it was bad news?

1:11:061:11:09

What was it? Shenice's mum?

1:11:091:11:11

D'you know what, Jean?

1:11:131:11:15

Now isn't the time for a girlie chat, all right?

1:11:151:11:18

Mum. Come and join us.

1:11:281:11:31

Had a bit of a result on the jobs front. So, this is from Lola.

1:11:341:11:39

That's very good of you. Kids, eh?

1:11:391:11:42

Yeah. I know it's not much, but I'll get the rest to you as soon as I can.

1:11:421:11:47

-For the kids.

-Eh? No!

1:11:491:11:52

How is little Janet by the way?

1:11:521:11:54

She's beautiful, just beautiful. I'll see you later.

1:11:541:11:57

Mum, help me budget. Kill one or keep one - Madrigals or donation for the choir?

1:11:591:12:04

Uh, kill the donation, keep the madrigals.

1:12:041:12:07

That's what I thought but is it evil?

1:12:071:12:09

I've got to kiss goodbye to the madrigals, haven't I?

1:12:091:12:13

You'll get your madrigals.

1:12:151:12:17

-Ta-da! Look at that.

-That's lovely, sweetheart.

1:12:231:12:26

That is well good. Look, you've got Jean, there's me, you, Shenice.

1:12:261:12:31

Look at Mo! Like someone's thrown custard on her head,

1:12:311:12:33

like a bowl haircut, she's got.

1:12:331:12:35

Anyway, I've filled in all the forms for the council.

1:12:351:12:37

Ian's had a word with the head of the school, apparently he knows him,

1:12:371:12:40

might pull a few strings, so it's all good and it's all happening.

1:12:401:12:44

Why don't you go downstairs to Auntie Jean and give her a hand with her skiffle dancing?

1:12:471:12:52

-OK.

-Good girl. Be good down there, all right?

1:12:521:12:55

Kat, sweetheart. There's nothing to be scared of.

1:12:591:13:02

Martina wants us to have her, all right?

1:13:021:13:04

-Kat?

-Right.

1:13:041:13:07

I got a call today.

1:13:071:13:10

-Martina, I knew it.

-No, listen to me.

-I knew it.

-It wasn't her, listen...

1:13:101:13:14

Why do I listen to that woman, she's so flaky. That woman would change her mind on a sixpence...

1:13:141:13:17

No, you got to listen. It wasn't Martina.

1:13:171:13:19

What are you trying to do to me? I was going to have a heart attack then.

1:13:191:13:22

Thought I was going to have to send her in the post.

1:13:221:13:24

I've got to show you this bag I've bought her.

1:13:241:13:26

Cos once she starts school,

1:13:261:13:27

she's going to have loads of friends so I bought her something.

1:13:271:13:30

You've got the Walford Primary School, but you kind of get that with the school, but this one,

1:13:301:13:34

it's none of your old tat. I didn't get this in the market.

1:13:341:13:36

This is proper, cos all her mates have probably got the same thing. Kat?

1:13:361:13:41

Cheers, mate! Wooh!

1:13:411:13:44

-Made a sale!

-How much?

-2K.

-It's going to take more than a 2% commission on that.

1:13:461:13:51

Look, I'm going above and beyond here. You need to do the same.

1:13:511:13:54

I've had enough of this. Do you know how hard I'm working?

1:13:541:13:56

-I don't need you to question how much I'm grafting for Jodie.

-You've been a liability since day one.

1:13:561:14:01

-Max always said you were useless.

-Nah, me and Max, we were partners, we bounced off each other.

1:14:011:14:06

Oh, wise up, Darren. The only reason he kept you on

1:14:061:14:08

is because you were marrying my daughter.

1:14:081:14:10

You'd still be working down that curry house if I hadn't made him feel sorry for you. Up your game!

1:14:101:14:15

The 13th? Michael, that's not even two weeks away!

1:14:231:14:26

Ah, you'll be all right. Start training now and you'll be fine.

1:14:261:14:30

I mean, I don't think I'm ready to give up curries.

1:14:301:14:33

That famous Ali quote.

1:14:331:14:35

Seriously, mate. I'm not ready for a proper fight.

1:14:351:14:38

Big Andy says different. You wiped the floor with him.

1:14:381:14:41

Yeah, I mean, that was just sparring.

1:14:411:14:43

Listen to yourself, Tyler, you sound like an old woman.

1:14:431:14:47

No, worse, you sound like a no mark.

1:14:471:14:49

Come on, you've got to seize the chance, make something of yourself.

1:14:491:14:52

-Otherwise, you're going to be lugging tat around for the rest of your life.

-OK.

1:14:521:14:58

-OK, 13th it is.

-Good man. That's what I like. Well done.

1:14:581:15:02

And I tell you what. Tonight, I'll take you out, my treat.

1:15:021:15:05

-We'll get bang on it, before the health kick.

-I'm on it. Quality.

1:15:051:15:09

-Good lad.

-See you later, Michael.

-See ya.

1:15:091:15:11

So, everything you ever dreamed of?

1:15:191:15:22

Yeah. And more.

1:15:221:15:25

Must have been a shock, yeah?

1:15:251:15:27

Ryan going?

1:15:271:15:30

Don't beat yourself up though. He probably got spooked cos of that drugs raid in the Vic.

1:15:301:15:35

Look, I don't know who do you think you're talking to,

1:15:351:15:37

-but I am your boss and I'm not your friend.

-Right.

1:15:371:15:43

OK, well I'll see you tomorrow then.

1:15:431:15:45

-So, you managed to shift the P Reg!

-Yeah.

-You legend. How much?

1:16:071:16:12

-1,500.

-Well, yeah, 18 would have been good.

1:16:121:16:18

But anyways, better than a kick in the teeth, ain't it. Go on, get yourself off.

1:16:181:16:22

-You enjoy it.

-Enjoy indeed. Here you go, Trace, I'll get that. Keep the change.

1:16:281:16:33

That is your last pint till we're celebrating on the 13th, yeah?

1:16:331:16:36

-What's happening on the 13th then?

-All right, how's it going?

1:16:361:16:40

-Didn't know you were coming.

-Course he's coming.

1:16:401:16:42

-He's Fun Time Ant, ain't he?

-So? What's happening 13th, then? Unlucky day for some day, eh?

1:16:421:16:48

Anthony, Tyler, come and give your dad a hand.

1:16:481:16:52

I'm starving. Let's all go out for a curry.

1:17:051:17:09

No, let's stay in.

1:17:091:17:11

-Look, we're having fun.

-Well, just give me some money and I'll go and get us one.

1:17:111:17:15

PHONE RINGS

1:17:201:17:22

That better not be ruined.

1:17:421:17:44

Oh, come on, you were going to pay me for a lap dance last night.

1:17:441:17:48

I'm sure you can afford another phone from 1997.

1:17:481:17:51

Why is she wearing Lucy's clothes?

1:17:531:17:56

And what's a lap dance?

1:17:571:17:59

Um...It's where old men pay girls to dance

1:17:591:18:05

to the national anthem of Lapland.

1:18:051:18:08

-Mandy!

-I'm trying to help you out, here.

1:18:081:18:11

It's not my fault you went to a strip club.

1:18:131:18:15

It's not funny, all right. That is my son.

1:18:191:18:22

No! It's your face. I can't believe you haven't noticed yet?

1:18:221:18:27

-Out!

-What? Ian!

-Get out!

1:18:361:18:37

Take a joke. Ian! I've nowhere to go.

1:18:371:18:41

-I'm staying! I'm staying!

-Yes. Ian Beale. Total legend.

1:18:541:18:57

-I hate school.

-That's my girl.

1:18:571:18:59

Don't go talking like that at the interview. You're not in yet.

1:18:591:19:02

-Exactly.

-Shenice! Get off that bed, yeah?

1:19:021:19:07

I'll leave you to it.

1:19:071:19:09

Shenice sweetheart, just keep an eye on Tommy for me, will you?

1:19:091:19:13

Oi, oi, what's all that about? Shouting at Shenice like that?

1:19:161:19:20

Hold on, is this about the phone call earlier.

1:19:201:19:22

This is moving too fast for me, all right.

1:19:221:19:24

I did not agree to her staying here.

1:19:241:19:27

Why do you put up with Janine?

1:19:281:19:30

Her ex has just left town.

1:19:301:19:32

So just be nice to her, all right?

1:19:321:19:34

Lo? Lola!

1:19:401:19:43

-Is this yours?

-Oh, Michael, thank you.

1:19:431:19:46

Oi, give me my old job back and I won't tell anyone about your little sleepover.

1:19:461:19:50

-I said it's not what it looked like.

-Looked like you'd had a hooker over.

1:19:501:19:54

No-one's going to want to buy fish and chips off a bloke like that.

1:19:541:19:57

-Fine. Keep your job.

-Good. I'll see you tomorrow then.

1:19:571:20:01

-Ty? R&R, let's go.

-Woah, woah, hang on, they're just having a drink with their old dad.

1:20:081:20:12

Why? Do you want to go celebrate something?

1:20:121:20:15

-Just drop it, Ant.

-What?

1:20:151:20:17

Tyler, Anthony. Come on, let's go!

1:20:171:20:18

Dad spent his entire weekend working.

1:20:181:20:22

I'm sure he wants peace and quiet. Where were you again?

1:20:221:20:24

Antiques fair. Same as every year. Go on, off you go.

1:20:241:20:29

I'm not staying anyway.

1:20:291:20:31

I'm going back to the Emporium. You have a good time.

1:20:311:20:34

-Cheers, Dad.

-Catch you in a bit. Call you later, yeah?

1:20:341:20:37

Yes, darling, what can I get you?

1:20:381:20:40

Excuse me sweetheart. Listen Kat, that girl doesn't have a place to call home.

1:20:401:20:44

Look at me when I'm talking. She's staying, so you might want to get used to the idea.

1:20:441:20:48

Yeah, do what you want. G&T, yeah?

1:20:481:20:50

Bridesmaids for life!

1:20:501:20:52

I know you're keeping something from Dad. So tell me now or I'll tell Dad you're up to something,

1:20:531:20:58

then he'll get it out of you.

1:20:581:21:00

-I've got a fight!

-What fight?

1:21:001:21:03

All right, OK, OK!

1:21:031:21:05

-Darren! Where'd you get it?

-It's my commission, ain't it? You know, I'm the exec salesman.

1:21:121:21:16

Just don't want you to worry about the budget, Jode.

1:21:161:21:20

Ooh, 1978 Bally game.

1:21:251:21:28

Looks like a factory original.

1:21:281:21:30

Love antiques.

1:21:301:21:33

-Ah, you found the missing one then?

-Oh, yeah. Thank you.

1:21:331:21:36

Big Andy was different. That was a licensed amateur fight.

1:21:441:21:48

I mean, head gear. Gloves. The lot.

1:21:481:21:51

Unlicensed doesn't mean the rules go out the window.

1:21:511:21:54

I mean, they're not illegal. They've got doctors there, boxing gloves.

1:21:541:21:57

Then why the secrecy?

1:21:571:22:01

If Dad had his way,

1:22:011:22:02

Tyler would be wrapped in cotton wool till he was 50.

1:22:021:22:05

-Listen to me. He's not to know.

-Please, Ty, stop deluding yourself.

1:22:051:22:11

It's like being out with someone's granny.

1:22:111:22:14

Hold on, don't talk to him like that!

1:22:141:22:16

Less than two weeks away from the fight. You haven't got a prayer.

1:22:171:22:21

-Go home. I've had enough of you for one day.

-I'm working.

-You ain't wanted!

1:22:311:22:36

FIRE ALARM RINGS

1:22:441:22:47

It's a false alarm, everyone, false alarm!

1:22:471:22:49

It's a false alarm!

1:22:491:22:52

-I knew I could smell smoke, Jodie.

-I knew I could smell smoke, Poppy.

1:22:521:22:55

-Whoops! Are you just going to take it?

-You think I'd let you raise my blood pressure, eh?

1:22:551:22:59

Call yourself a business women? You're a joke.

1:22:591:23:02

-What?

-Can't do the fight, mate. Too much hassle.

1:23:021:23:05

-Are you skiving tomorrow too?

-No.

1:23:181:23:22

Is Mandy coming back? She's funny.

1:23:261:23:30

No.

1:23:321:23:34

Please don't burn alive. You're going to be so missed.

1:23:451:23:49

-Poor Janine has had a bad day.

-According to who?

1:23:491:23:52

All of your mates?

1:23:521:23:54

I know, shall we ask Michael's imaginary friends what they think?

1:23:541:23:58

Oh, no, they can't speak.

1:23:581:24:00

That's because they only exist in your twisted mind.

1:24:001:24:05

Chuck me out then. I don't care.

1:24:051:24:07

Hello, Doctor Khan? It's Kat Moon.

1:24:281:24:30

Listen, I'm sorry for hanging up on you.

1:24:301:24:36

I just don't understand how the blood test can be positive.

1:24:361:24:39

How can I be pregnant?

1:24:431:24:45

-KNOCKING

-Hurry up, Jean! I'm bursting.

1:24:571:25:00

Sorry. Last-minute practice.

1:25:111:25:14

-Two left feet, me.

-It's a date, Jean,

1:25:141:25:16

not Strictly Come Dancing.

1:25:161:25:18

Shenice...!

1:25:181:25:20

No, Poppy, you can't. Cos Gaynor's away and... I've got to be somewhere.

1:25:231:25:28

Right, well - I'm sorry about your headache, but sometimes you've just got to soldier on.

1:25:301:25:34

Keep the noise down... Some of us were handing out food parcels till half two.

1:25:341:25:40

Mum been snoring again, has she?

1:25:401:25:43

Not exactly.

1:25:431:25:45

Rainie...?

1:25:451:25:48

SCREAMING

1:25:491:25:51

-Mmm, some lunch box.

-Eh?

1:25:541:25:57

I'm your Executive Director of Operations. I've got to look the part.

1:25:581:26:02

Since when could you afford a briefcase?

1:26:021:26:04

-Bought it off Beale.

-Oh, well, I hope you've had that disinfected. Slimy toad.

1:26:041:26:08

That reminds me. Can you ring the estate agent and tell him I won't make the ten o'clock?

1:26:081:26:12

How come?

1:26:121:26:14

All play and no work makes Janine a very naughty girl.

1:26:141:26:17

-All right, Bill?

-Michael.

1:26:171:26:21

All right?

1:26:211:26:23

Shoes, anyone?

1:26:241:26:25

Ah, there we go.

1:26:251:26:27

-I'd best be off.

-See ya.

-See ya.

1:26:271:26:30

Last night's a bit of a blur, to be fair.

1:26:301:26:32

Oh, yeah? Expecting an encore, were we?

1:26:361:26:39

Erm, a refund, more like.

1:26:401:26:42

Now, if you don't mind, I've got an empire to run.

1:26:421:26:46

If you're as much of a pushover in business as you were last night, you'll be broke in no time.

1:26:461:26:50

-It's only for one night.

-My bed's next to yours. I could've been violated.

1:26:541:26:59

He's homeless, not desperate.

1:26:591:27:01

Rainie!

1:27:021:27:04

You don't know him from Adam! I mean, I've got my kids in this house...

1:27:041:27:08

-Oh, you care about us now(!)

-Give him a break, OK?

1:27:081:27:11

Geoff lost his wife, his business is down the pan. There but for the grace of God...

1:27:111:27:16

I knew HE'D get a mention. It's been all of five minutes.

1:27:161:27:20

I don't suppose there's a chance of a brew?

1:27:201:27:23

Got it in one, sunshine.

1:27:261:27:29

Mum!

1:27:291:27:30

-Hope you're proud of yourself.

-Park your horse, Rainie.

1:27:331:27:37

This born-again nonsense is getting right up my nostril.

1:27:371:27:39

-I'm doing something worthwhile with my life!

-Makes a change from getting off your face.

1:27:391:27:44

I told you. That was just a blip!

1:27:441:27:45

-Till the next time.

-Will you just give it a rest?

1:27:451:27:47

There won't be a next time. I've seen where I've been going wrong all these years -

1:27:471:27:51

-happiness is about helping other people.

-Yeah?

1:27:511:27:55

Well, perhaps you'd like to help us, and pay your way?

1:27:551:27:59

Only, the Lord's a bit tight when it comes to the gas bill.

1:27:591:28:02

-Right, I'll get a job then.

-That's a miracle we'd ALL like to see.

1:28:061:28:10

-Kat, how do you want your eggs?

-I'm not hungry.

1:28:171:28:21

Look...let's not fight today.

1:28:221:28:24

-I'm not fighting.

-All Shenice wants is a bit of stability.

1:28:241:28:27

There's more than enough love to go round.

1:28:271:28:30

-You reckon?

-Yes. Kat, you've got the biggest heart in Walford.

1:28:301:28:33

Listen, why don't we ask Tracey to do the double?

1:28:331:28:36

-Why?

-So we can go with Shenice down to Walford Primary, meet the headmaster,

1:28:361:28:40

-and after that we'll all go out, like the Moons on tour.

-No, I can't. I, erm...

1:28:401:28:45

I promised Jean I would help her choose an outfit.

1:28:451:28:48

So, Jean, eh? Tonight's the big night, is it?

1:28:511:28:55

It's just a night out to see a skiffle band.

1:28:551:28:57

I tell you what I'll do, right. If you want, I'll sit down with Norman, man to man.

1:28:571:29:01

I'll have the talk with him - so he doesn't take advantage, eh?

1:29:011:29:06

Erm...would you get those photos printed? Cos I promised Norman I'd show them to him.

1:29:061:29:10

Yeah, course. And I'll get one printed for his wallet.

1:29:101:29:13

Oh... What are you like?!

1:29:131:29:15

At least we've got ONE happy face.

1:29:161:29:18

-How long's it been on the market...?

-Oi!

1:29:211:29:25

Beer lines need changing.

1:29:251:29:28

I'm your business partner, Phil, not your lackey.

1:29:281:29:30

You're a liability. Sooner you sell out to me, the better.

1:29:301:29:34

-Alfie?

-Yes, darling?

-Is Kat coming out with us?

1:29:371:29:40

No, Shenice, she's not coming out, she's really busy, all right?

1:29:401:29:44

Shenice... Listen, I'll tell you what, me and you later, we'll go to the West End, we'll have a laugh.

1:29:491:29:54

-Will you just pop into my bedroom, see if Tommy's dummy's in there somewhere, darling?

-OK...

1:29:561:30:02

-Shenice, you found it yet?

-No. Still looking.

1:30:141:30:17

Got it.

1:30:201:30:22

Pinball machine? OK, that's quite good. Well done. Did he fall for it?

1:30:281:30:32

Yeah... That's nice work, Vanessa, well done.

1:30:331:30:36

-(Aren't you a clever girl?)

-See you later, all right...?

1:30:361:30:41

-So...where's this gym of yours then?

-Yeah - sorry, miles away, Duncan.

1:30:441:30:47

It's just down here. I'll show you.

1:30:471:30:49

Thank you...

1:30:491:30:52

It's just been a long while since I've had a date. The last one would have been Ted.

1:30:521:30:56

-Ted?

-Yeah. Ages ago.

1:30:561:30:59

I scared him off.

1:30:591:31:02

People are funny about that sort of thing. My...problems.

1:31:021:31:06

-You're all right now, ain't ya?

-Yeah.

1:31:061:31:08

I think I ought to tell Norman up front. You know - save any misunderstanding.

1:31:081:31:12

Jean, what the eye don't see...

1:31:121:31:14

Honesty is the best policy.

1:31:141:31:16

Yeah, I'll take your word for that.

1:31:171:31:19

This it? The back room in some flea market?

1:31:211:31:24

-It's an antiques emporium.

-No, gym's round the corner.

1:31:241:31:27

-My brothers didn't fancy the fight game.

-Don't wind him up!

1:31:271:31:30

He'll be all right. Didn't fancy peeling him off the canvas anyway.

1:31:301:31:33

-I'll er...go tape up.

-See you later.

1:31:331:31:38

Do a left, you can't miss it.

1:31:381:31:39

Who's that?

1:31:411:31:43

That...is my ticket to the big time.

1:31:431:31:45

Duncan Wilkins. 16. Junior ABA champion.

1:31:451:31:49

Sharp as a tack.

1:31:491:31:51

What sort of name's Duncan for a boxer?

1:31:511:31:53

Yeah. And in the blue corner - Duncan "The Accountant" Wilkins!

1:31:531:31:56

Few more of them, we'll be nudging the big time.

1:31:561:31:59

-Next stop, Las Vegas, eh?

-Anyway, what you doing tonight? Fancy a few pints?

1:31:591:32:03

Me and Carol have got plans.

1:32:031:32:05

-Come on, when was the last time we had a drink as a family?

-Another time.

1:32:051:32:09

-I think our old man's a bit worried we're going to show him up.

-We're all house trained.

1:32:091:32:14

Well, two out of three ain't bad.

1:32:141:32:17

All right, all right. Anything to shut you up.

1:32:171:32:20

Good man, good man.

1:32:201:32:22

Here you are, skiver. I just dropped by the salon, Poppy's doing her nut.

1:32:261:32:30

-Well, she'll have to learn to cope without me.

-You know what you need? A manager.

1:32:301:32:34

What, after the last time? Computer says no, Rai.

1:32:341:32:38

Thanks for your support(!)

1:32:381:32:40

-Job...?

-Sorry.

1:32:411:32:45

What is that smell?

1:32:451:32:47

Vinegar. Want one?

1:32:471:32:48

-You're going to make me hurl.

-Kat...?

1:32:501:32:54

Leroy?

1:32:571:33:00

Michael Moon.

1:33:001:33:01

Ha-ha! Yeah.

1:33:011:33:04

Yeah, I'm all right, yeah. Listen, I've got a funny one for you.

1:33:041:33:07

How quickly can you do me a personalised boxing robe?

1:33:071:33:11

Kat...

1:33:131:33:15

What's with the vinegar?

1:33:151:33:17

I may be speaking out of turn here.

1:33:211:33:25

I'm just going to say it.

1:33:251:33:27

Are you pregnant?

1:33:281:33:30

Do me a favour!

1:33:301:33:31

I had to get blood tests done just to make sure.

1:33:361:33:39

Oh, Kat! That is so exciting!

1:33:391:33:43

Alfie must be thrilled.

1:33:431:33:45

You haven't told him?

1:33:481:33:49

No. And neither should you.

1:33:521:33:54

-Oh, hello!

-Oh, going for the glam rock look?

1:34:011:34:06

Always a winner.

1:34:061:34:08

Kitchen's covered in it, thanks to Tiff. Roll on the start of term.

1:34:081:34:11

-You might have a budding Picasso on your hands.

-CLATTER

1:34:111:34:15

-Or not.

-Can I get you a drink?

1:34:151:34:18

No. No. It's about tonight. Change of plan.

1:34:181:34:21

Oh, better offer?

1:34:211:34:23

My boys have asked us out for a drink.

1:34:231:34:25

Us?

1:34:251:34:27

I mean, I'll understand if it's not your idea of a fun night out.

1:34:271:34:31

No... Why not? More the merrier.

1:34:311:34:33

-I'll see you later.

-Yeah. See you.

1:34:331:34:36

Alfie was supposed to be firing blanks!

1:34:461:34:49

It only takes one, Kat.

1:34:491:34:51

One little swimmer.

1:34:511:34:54

You hear about it all the time.

1:34:541:34:56

IVF couples who've stopped trying, suddenly, hey, presto!

1:34:561:35:02

Why?

1:35:021:35:03

Why us, eh? Every time we get ourselves back on track.

1:35:041:35:07

What is the problem?

1:35:071:35:10

Alfie is born to be a father.

1:35:101:35:13

Tommy will have a little playmate.

1:35:131:35:16

Honestly, you couldn't prise Stacey and Sean apart with a crow bar.

1:35:161:35:20

I already had a baby.

1:35:221:35:24

James wasn't yours though...

1:35:271:35:28

Yeah, but in my head, he was.

1:35:301:35:33

In my heart.

1:35:331:35:34

I can't change how I feel...

1:35:371:35:39

I don't think I can go through it again.

1:35:421:35:44

Well, I think you can.

1:35:461:35:48

I KNOW you can.

1:35:501:35:53

How?

1:35:531:35:54

Well, you love Alfie.

1:35:561:35:57

Alfie loves you.

1:35:571:35:59

-Is that it?

-What more do you need?

1:36:001:36:04

Cheers, mate.

1:36:131:36:15

Jessop...

1:36:351:36:36

-Mrs Jessop.

-That was good timing.

-Do come through.

1:36:531:36:56

Ah, Michael. Was, er...was this you?

1:37:021:37:05

Sorry, mate. Forgot to cancel the order. Was meant to be a surprise.

1:37:051:37:09

Titan. Nice touch.

1:37:101:37:13

Yeah. Did have a nice ring to it, I must admit.

1:37:131:37:15

Better than Duncan "The Accountant" Wilkins, eh?

1:37:151:37:19

Erm...?

1:37:211:37:22

Keep it.

1:37:241:37:26

Keep it. Memento.

1:37:261:37:27

These two yours? Of course they are. Why would you have a picture of someone else's kids on your desk?!

1:37:361:37:41

Mind you, it could be your niece or nephew, couldn't it, actually? Cute.

1:37:411:37:45

Mrs Jessop...

1:37:451:37:46

Perhaps we should discuss the extent of your cancer.

1:37:461:37:49

-Is it serious?

-I'm afraid it is.

1:37:511:37:54

But with the right treatment, I think we can be optimistic.

1:37:541:37:59

This small patch of light? That's the cancer.

1:38:021:38:06

It's actually less than two-and-a-half centimetres.

1:38:061:38:10

Mrs Jessop?

1:38:141:38:15

-Sorry.

-I appreciate there's a lot to take in.

1:38:161:38:19

I'm fine. It's fine.

1:38:191:38:21

The good news is, it's early.

1:38:211:38:25

A stage 1B1 tumour. Like I said, it's small.

1:38:251:38:28

Ideal for surgery.

1:38:281:38:30

Right, and that's...good news?

1:38:301:38:32

Yes. As far as cervical cancer is concerned.

1:38:321:38:35

The majority are cured with treatment.

1:38:351:38:37

But there's a small chance the disease may have spread to the lymph nodes in the pelvis.

1:38:371:38:42

-Right.

-About one in seven.

1:38:421:38:45

I recommend we perform a keyhole procedure,

1:38:451:38:49

assess the lymph nodes.

1:38:491:38:52

If they're negative, we'd want to proceed to a hysterectomy.

1:38:521:38:56

A hysterectomy?

1:38:581:39:00

That was an "if", that's not a done deal, is it?

1:39:011:39:04

No.

1:39:041:39:07

If there's any evidence of spread to the lymph nodes

1:39:071:39:10

we would advise not having the procedure, but going straight to radiotherapy with chemotherapy.

1:39:101:39:15

Am I going to be OK?

1:39:191:39:22

The majority of women do survive cervical cancer

1:39:221:39:27

and we are going to give you the best possible care.

1:39:271:39:30

I'd like to book you in for the laparoscopy for two weeks' time,

1:39:321:39:36

with a view to performing the hysterectomy the following week.

1:39:361:39:39

Your husband... He couldn't make it today?

1:39:421:39:45

-We're...not together.

-Well, then, your family? Do they know?

1:39:471:39:51

I don't...

1:39:551:39:57

I don't know...

1:39:571:39:59

"Have you tidied your room yet? And by the way, I've got cancer"...

1:40:001:40:04

I'm sure they'll do everything in their power to support you.

1:40:041:40:07

-IN HYSTERICS:

-You'll love this one...

1:40:141:40:17

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Italian

1:40:171:40:22

-are off to a fancy dress party...

-DOOR SLAMS

1:40:221:40:26

CORA SCREECHES WITH LAUGHTER

1:40:261:40:29

Oh, do you mind if we use the telly?

1:40:291:40:30

I'm entertaining my friend.

1:40:301:40:32

Yeah, well, you guys can drink in the kitchen. It's my house too.

1:40:321:40:36

On THOSE chairs?

1:40:361:40:38

With MY back?

1:40:381:40:39

Right. If that's the way you want it.

1:40:391:40:42

Top up?

1:40:471:40:48

What, woman, are you trying to get me drunk?

1:40:481:40:51

Whatever gave you that idea(?)

1:40:511:40:54

HE LAUGHS

1:40:541:40:56

MUSIC BLARES FROM UPSTAIRS

1:40:561:40:59

She's a Cross, all right.

1:40:591:41:01

-PAT:

-Kids, tea's ready!

1:41:061:41:08

-Go upstairs and wash your hands.

-Go on.

1:41:081:41:11

-Bit dressy for the Vic, innit?

-I don't need YOU judging me as well.

1:41:161:41:19

-I'm not judging you.

-Eddie's boys are going to be there.

1:41:191:41:22

-Ooh, a family night out, eh?

-What?

1:41:221:41:25

No, it's not like you have to rush out and buy a new hat.

1:41:251:41:28

Seriously. Do you think he might be "the one"?

1:41:301:41:33

-Is anyone "the one"?

-You said David was, once.

1:41:331:41:36

-Yeah, and where's your son now? Halfway round the world.

-Don't dodge the question.

1:41:361:41:41

Yes, he was.

1:41:411:41:43

Didn't do much good though. Not that YOU approved. I've still got the bruises to prove it.

1:41:431:41:48

You gave back as good as you got!

1:41:481:41:50

Water under the bridge, eh?

1:41:501:41:52

Exactly. You can't live in the past.

1:41:521:41:55

It doesn't do anybody any good.

1:41:551:41:57

Norman is a nice bloke. I mean, what have you got to lose?

1:41:581:42:01

You don't "fall" for nice. You "settle" for nice.

1:42:011:42:04

Well, is that such a bad thing?

1:42:041:42:06

You can't beat perfection.

1:42:061:42:08

Frank had style, charisma...

1:42:081:42:11

Nobody could carry off a bow tie quite like him.

1:42:111:42:13

Since when?

1:42:131:42:15

That man stole my heart and never gave it back.

1:42:161:42:19

Ugh... I'm done with all that.

1:42:211:42:23

If you ask me... that's the fear talking.

1:42:241:42:28

See ya.

1:42:281:42:29

Come on, kids, it's cold!

1:42:291:42:31

This...is a matter of life and death...

1:42:331:42:38

Shhh! SHE GIGGLES

1:42:381:42:41

BEEP Oooh no!

1:42:421:42:44

Oh no...oh! I've done it again, you're too good for me.

1:42:441:42:47

HE SIGHS

1:42:471:42:49

I went to see the doctor last week, I said,

1:42:491:42:52

"Doctor, I feel like a pony".

1:42:521:42:53

He said, "No, Alfie, you're just a little HOARSE." HE CHUCKLES

1:42:531:42:57

-It wasn't THAT bad.

-I don't want to play any more.

1:42:571:43:00

Shenice, sweetheart, listen,

1:43:031:43:04

I know Kat can be a bit cranky, but I promise she'll come round.

1:43:041:43:07

No, she won't. She doesn't want me here.

1:43:071:43:09

What are you talking about? Of course she does.

1:43:091:43:12

Oi... Has she said something?

1:43:131:43:15

-(No.)

-Oi, oi, oi, look at me.

1:43:151:43:19

Has she said something?

1:43:201:43:22

No.

1:43:221:43:24

So what is it, then?

1:43:241:43:25

I...found something.

1:43:261:43:29

-You look fantastic.

-Charmer.

1:43:311:43:33

-I taught the old man everything he knows.

-Quick lesson, then!

1:43:331:43:36

Right, what can I get you?

1:43:361:43:37

-I'll have a gin and tonic, please.

-Who's in charge of the whip?

1:43:371:43:41

-I am. Tenners in.

-Oh, right. Here you are, tenner.

1:43:411:43:44

-For starters.

-No, no, put that away.

-I'll drink you under the table.

1:43:441:43:48

-That's fighting talk, that is.

-Talking of which...

1:43:481:43:50

-Where on earth did you get that?

-Archive for East London.

1:44:041:44:07

I ordered you a print.

1:44:071:44:10

You did that for me?

1:44:101:44:12

Memento. It's all too easy how things get forgotten otherwise.

1:44:121:44:17

You always remember the glory days.

1:44:171:44:19

Everyone round our way knew my name.

1:44:211:44:24

Thank you, son.

1:44:271:44:30

Ooh... You were a looker once.

1:44:301:44:33

I'll get these.

1:44:381:44:40

I tried everywhere.

1:44:471:44:48

No-one'll give me the time of day. Not one.

1:44:491:44:52

I'm sure you'll get a job soon.

1:44:541:44:56

I asked myself,

1:44:561:44:58

-"What would Jesus do?"

-Carpentry course?

1:44:581:45:01

"Seek and ye shall find."

1:45:031:45:06

You look nice, Kat.

1:45:091:45:10

Cheers.

1:45:101:45:12

How's Duncan the donkey shaping up then?

1:45:131:45:15

Duncan the donkey's got one thing you can't teach. Hunger.

1:45:151:45:19

-Well, I only backed out to get Ant off my back, didn't I?

-So what you saying?

1:45:191:45:23

I want in. On the fight.

1:45:251:45:28

-Forget it.

-Why?

1:45:281:45:29

Tyler. The punters that come to unlicensed fights. They bet big.

1:45:291:45:34

-So?

-So, they don't want to see some 12-round knockabout.

1:45:341:45:38

One of you ain't getting up.

1:45:381:45:41

-Listen, I know who the smart money's on.

-No.

1:45:411:45:44

Michael, please, mate. I'm your brother.

1:45:441:45:46

You've seen what I can do.

1:45:461:45:48

Tyler, don't do this to me.

1:45:511:45:53

Please.

1:45:531:45:54

Not a word to anyone.

1:45:571:45:59

-You say a word to anyone...

-You serious?

-Yeah.

1:45:591:46:01

Kat -

1:46:011:46:03

-make one of them an orange juice. Titan's in training.

-Get in!

1:46:031:46:07

Is this what passes for recreation these days?

1:46:151:46:18

Shouldn't you two be at the bingo?

1:46:181:46:20

You lot think you invented a good time, don't you?

1:46:221:46:27

So what do you suggest?

1:46:271:46:29

Abra...cadabra!

1:46:291:46:34

NOW you're talking!

1:46:351:46:38

Yeah, man!

1:46:381:46:40

Like mother always said.

1:46:431:46:45

"Never go calling empty-handed".

1:46:451:46:47

The last way I'd have described Lydia was "ladylike".

1:46:471:46:51

Thanks for your message.

1:46:521:46:55

-I didn't think you'd want to see me again.

-Actually...

1:46:551:46:59

I owe you an apology.

1:46:591:47:00

No, no, no. My fault.

1:47:001:47:02

I got carried away.

1:47:021:47:04

-Look, Norman...

-It's OK.

1:47:041:47:07

I know how this tune goes.

1:47:071:47:10

It's not YOU. Really, it's not.

1:47:101:47:12

Listen, I would go down on bended knee right now if I thought you'd say yes...

1:47:121:47:17

I've been down the aisle four times. Doesn't that tell you something?

1:47:171:47:21

I'm hardly a novice.

1:47:211:47:23

You just haven't met the right man yet.

1:47:231:47:25

But I did, didn't I?

1:47:271:47:29

Yeah...

1:47:301:47:32

Yeah.

1:47:321:47:34

I never could quite measure up to the old smiler.

1:47:341:47:37

Frank always considered you a good friend.

1:47:381:47:41

Makes two of us.

1:47:431:47:44

CORA AND JAY: Three, two, one, go!

1:47:491:47:53

Come on, Abi!

1:47:531:47:55

Come on!

1:47:551:47:56

SMASHING

1:47:561:47:58

Aye, aye, aye...

1:47:581:48:00

Looks like I'll be doing a few hours' overtime.

1:48:001:48:03

Never liked it anyway!

1:48:031:48:05

Sounds like World War III in here. You'll wake up Oscar!

1:48:051:48:09

-About time we saw your face. Come on. You and me next.

-You mind your back, won't you?

1:48:091:48:13

-I think I like you.

-Nutter!

-Great to see you crack a smile.

1:48:131:48:18

But first... To the winner!

1:48:181:48:21

No, please. I don't feel too good.

1:48:211:48:23

-FRONT DOOR SLAMS

-Lightweight!

1:48:231:48:26

-What is going on in here?

-Sorry...

1:48:271:48:30

I think I'm going to be...

1:48:301:48:32

SHE VOMITS

1:48:321:48:34

-What time's he here, Jean?

-You know,

1:48:401:48:43

it's so stuffy in here. I'll pop out for some fresh air.

1:48:431:48:47

-Norman!

-Sorry I'm late.

1:49:001:49:03

Are you? I didn't even notice.

1:49:031:49:05

You look very smart.

1:49:051:49:08

Oh, thanks! Not that it makes any difference.

1:49:081:49:12

-Would you like a drink?

-No. I don't want any sort of payment...

1:49:121:49:16

-Payment?

-I'm just glad the tickets are going to a good home.

1:49:161:49:19

You two enjoy yourselves.

1:49:191:49:22

This...

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is this your idea of a joke?

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Either we work together or we don't. It's your call.

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Well, good luck. Shirley'll go ballistic when she finds out.

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Well, I don't have to live with her.

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-Is this all your tiny brain could come up to wind me up, eh?

-Oh, I'm just warming up.

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I'm really sorry.

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Just get out. Get out, the pair of you.

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See you later, Abs.

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What? We were just having a bit of fun, that's all.

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You call plying kids with alcohol "having fun"?

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It was only a couple of shots. What's the big deal?

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What's the big deal? Go and ask Carol Jackson.

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You got up to a lot worse at Abi's age.

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And you wonder why Rainie can't take responsibility for her life.

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Oh, here we go.

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Tanya, the patron saint of martyrs.

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-Excuse me?

-We let our hair down.

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We needed to, thanks to you

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hanging over the rest of us like a black cloud.

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-I don't have to listen to this...

-Perhaps you should.

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Losing Greg was your fault. No-one else's.

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Take it on the chin and move on. Give us all a break.

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You've got no idea, whatsoever.

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I know we get what we deserve in life.

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Right, that is it.

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Pack your bags, Mum, and get out.

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-Mum, don't...

-I mean it. Just go!

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With pleasure.

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Why do you have to make everybody's life such a misery?

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She OK?

1:51:371:51:39

Yeah, yeah, early night. Lot to take in today.

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-I've got something to tell you.

-Kat, we can't leave Tracey on her own, it's busy.

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-Close your eyes.

-We ain't got time for this, darlin'...

-Close em.

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Tommy's going to be a big brother.

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I'm pregnant.

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I know, I know!

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My head is mush,

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but I went to Dr Kahn for a blood test to be sure.

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We're going to have a baby!

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Oi, you!

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D'you hear what I just said?

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Yeah...

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Yeah.

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Well, say something.

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Who's the father, Kat?

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Or don't you know?

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