10/09/2011 EastEnders Omnibus


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-I liked it when it was just the two of us.

-Oh, Arthur, so did I.

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But, you see, life,

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it evolves and we have to...

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evolve with it. Rose, she is my sister by my mother and I had to take her in, it was my duty.

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It was the charitable thing to do.

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Yeah, but I heard her last night outside my room. She was...lurking!

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It's the call of nature, Arthur.

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Sometimes, when people get older, you know, the call comes more frequent

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and they have to answer it quick, whether it be day or night.

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-Yeah, but she's hawking me.

-Hawking?

-Yeah.

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You know, she's looking at me like she's some big bird of prey and I'm her dinner.

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And she's going to swoop down and pick me up and carry me off.

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-Oh, dear.

-I know.

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Two nights on the trot.

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-How long's it going to go on for?

-He's the one with all the answers.

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I know he hurt you.

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Don't try and justify what he said, Jean, just don't, all right?

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He can either stay on the sofa or clear off for all I care.

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I can manage fine on my own.

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So can Tommy.

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And so can this one.

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Tan.

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Tan?

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-Sorry?

-Our honeymoon? Honeymoon?

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Are you all right?

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Yes. Sorry, yes...honeymoon!

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Vegas sounds fantastic.

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There might not be a honeymoon if we can't find Amira, get this one divorced.

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Right, well...brainstorming time. You two can be the fairies, I'll be the Godmother.

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Let's work out a way of you living happily ever after, shall we?

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-Yeah, mate, dream on.

-What you doing?

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-Your job.

-Well, go upstairs cos I'm here now.

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-Don't forget to count the mixers.

-Done it before, remember?

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I thought all you had to do was say "I divorce you" three times?

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That's the Muslim part of it, but it has to be done legally like everyone else.

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So Syed's asked around the community and nobody knows anything.

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More likely they do know and just don't want him to find her.

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Private detective!

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They'll track her down.

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We can't afford one, darling.

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Chances are they'll take the money and still not find her.

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Put an ad in the paper or put a picture up saying, "Have you seen this woman?"

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Tan! She's not a lost dog!

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I don't even know why we're bothering. I bet we find her and she still won't give you a divorce.

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-Just out of spite.

-Amira's not spiteful.

-She's not anything.

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Something is up, isn't it?

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No.

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I had a row with me mum on Friday and I chucked her out.

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I just wish she'd come and collect her stuff and disappear.

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-You don't mean that.

-I do.

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-Got enough on my plate without her breathing down my neck.

-What's up?

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Nothing, just...family stuff.

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You know, juggling too many balls.

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This should be a time for great celebrating.

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It's like someone up there's been thinking about the missing bit of the jigsaw

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to make the family whole

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and here you are... with child, as they say.

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You should swing that past Alfie.

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He might well go for immaculate conception.

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It's just a shock, that's all.

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It was a shock for me an' all. I have not been with anyone else.

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-I know you haven't. I believe you.

-Yeah?

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Why can't he?

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-All right?

-I'm all right.

-Ain't seen you about.

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No, because I've got a pub to run, Michael.

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LADS! Oi! Stop talking! Why don't you get a move on, eh? Standing here all day, waiting for you pair!

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-What's she done then?

-What you on about?

-That look on your face.

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-What's Kat done?

-I'm not discussing my marriage with you even if there was anything to discuss.

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Which of course, there isn't, thank you, Michael.

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The cold-shoulder treatment? That's a shame as you're the only cousin...

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the only family, in fact that I'd give a kidney to.

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Give me a kidney? More like sell me one. 50% discount and the rest at 26% over the next 25 years?

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-Yeah.

-He knows me so well.

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Stop with the raise-y eyebrow thing cos it's nothing. You ain't got to worry.

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You can't kid a kidder.

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Tell me, it won't go any further.

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Just a row.

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-Something and nothing, that's all.

-You sure?

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Yeah, sure. Listen, if you want to pop in later for a drink,

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it'll be on me.

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-I will.

-Good, see you then.

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It's his kid!

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-I've a good mind to get rid, that'll teach him.

-Don't be silly!

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You don't mean that.

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Course I don't.

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Most women, when find out they're having a baby, there's champagne and parties.

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I find out and it's a flamin' inquisition!

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What you going to do?

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I'm not going to let him get to me. I've done nothing wrong

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and I will not be made to feel guilty.

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I'm very fond of Arthur

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and I won't have him feeling his home ain't his home no more.

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Well, I'm very surprised he thinks I don't like him because I do.

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He's got a certain something about him that reminds me of Omar Sharif.

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Well, I don't know about Omar Sharif but there's plenty rooms in that house for us to live in harmony.

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Mind you, there'd be a bit more harmony if you was to pay board like you said you would.

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I'm looking. But there's not much going for a mature lady the wrong side of 50.

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You won't see 70 again, darling.

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Not that it's any of your business but I'm nowhere near 70!

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Dot, I've heard the doctor in the square is looking for a new receptionist.

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-That won't suit you.

-Why not? I've worked in a surgery before.

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That won't suit because Dr Khan is my doctor.

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I can just about tolerate you having access to my kitchen cupboards

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-and drawers but I don't want you having access to my medical records.

-But you want me to get a job

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and that Dr Khan is very tasty.

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No. I forbid it!

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Hello, darlin', ain't seen you in here for a while.

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Pint, is it? Or you in training?

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Blimey look at the size of them guns, you have been a busy boy.

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Give a married woman a thrill.

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Phwoar, look at that.

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You going to ask him to do a DNA test?

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-You can stop looking at me like that.

-Like what?

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You think I don't know what I'm doing.

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-You're not the first woman to underestimate me.

-I just get a bit jumpy around electrics.

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I don't want to use the toaster and have my hair standing on end.

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I used to repair all sorts in my shop.

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Radios were a speciality.

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So you definitely know what you're doing?

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Pat, we've established we're friends. Nothing more.

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So lock away the critical tone and throw away the key.

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Girlfriends and wives can criticise all they like,

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friends, thin on the ground as they are,

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have to be supportive. Is that too much to ask?

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-As long as you're supportive of me an' all. It goes both ways.

-Deal.

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Right, there you go.

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Bread.

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'Course.

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Come here.

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Oh, look the thingies are going all red.

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-The elements.

-Whatever.

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Oh, thanks, Half-Pint.

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-Want a cup of tea to go with that?

-Half-Pint by name, half pint by nature. Fancy a friendly G&T?

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I've never known an unfriendly one.

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-Excuse me, Doctor.

-Yes?

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I was just coming to see you.

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I'm not ill or anything. I have heard you're looking for a new receptionist.

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How do you fancy a spot of bigamy?

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Mind you, it might not be bigamy to marry a man when you're already married to a woman.

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Yeah, that'll go down well! Me in the dock trying to explain

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that one to the judge while my mum screams from the gallery for me to be publicly flogged.

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-I've got another idea.

-Go for it.

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She'll have a doctor, won't she? Medical records? Could always ask Yusef?

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-I'm not involving him.

-He'd know how to find her doctor.

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And then what? We wait outside the surgery on the off-chance?

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I want to find Amira as much as you do but forget it.

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-I'm not asking for Yusef's help and neither are you, OK?

-All right.

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I'm not standing for this, Alfie. I'm not having you think what you're thinking. It's not fair.

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-I've done nothing wrong!

-Kat.

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-This is your baby.

-This is medical, OK.

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I cannot have babies. Can you explain that?

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-No...

-No, you can't! Exactly.

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-Maybe Jean's right, maybe it's a miracle.

-Please, stop.

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Miracles don't happen, all right?

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Don't they? We buried a baby and then

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four months later we're holding him in our arms and kissing his laughing face.

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If that ain't a miracle, I don't know what is.

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All right. That was our miracle, it doesn't happen twice.

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It does, Alfie!

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It does.

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-I've just had that conversation with another lady.

-She got any experience?

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-You've worked in a doctor's surgery before?

-No.

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-No, but I've thrown drunks out of pubs.

-It's hardly the same.

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Look, I'll note your interest.

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-I want a word with you.

-Mrs Moon?

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-Tell him he's got me pregnant.

-I'm sorry?

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You told me I had one in the oven, only Doubting Thomas reckons another baker's stuck it in.

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-Do you have to bring everyone in on this?

-He's a doctor.

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-I don't care! I can't have kids! No offence, Doc.

-How do you know?

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-What?

-That you're infertile?

-That's the medical term.

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When I was in Spain a few years ago, I had some tests. I had a...

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a low thingy count.

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Except the one that's been holding back ready to prove to the rest who's the daddy.

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-Shut up.

-No!

-It could happen.

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-What?

-Fertility can change in a man.

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Come over this afternoon. I'll fit you in.

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-What for?

-I think you need some new tests.

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Tanya. Tanya.

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I'm not in the mood to fight, Mum.

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Suits me. I don't want to talk about Friday. I do want to say something.

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You've had two husbands. One was a lying cheat, the other a waste of space.

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Good body, I grant you, but otherwise looked like fixtures and fittings.

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I didn't understand either of your marriages.

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You didn't understand mine.

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Yes, I did. I grew up in it.

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So, Abi and Lauren get you and Max, do they?

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Understand everything that happened?

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-Well...

-'Course they don't. You're not moving back in, Mum.

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I'm sorry. I can't deal with any more.

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I'm your mother Tanya. Let me help.

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I don't need your help.

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-Fancy a cup a tea, Dot?

-Oh, that's ever so kind of you.

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I've let this go cold.

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Do you mind if I join you? I'm at a bit of a loose end.

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No, not at all. I won't be here long, I just popped in for a snack

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before I went and visited Jim, that's my husband.

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Where is he?

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He's...in a nursing home.

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He needs specialist care.

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Must be hard for you.

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Yes.

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-Know what today is?

-No.

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It's the anniversary of the day I met my husband William.

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That's funny. My best friend, Ethel, she had a husband called William.

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I was running for the bus, he was a bus conductor. He grabbed me and pulled me up.

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41 years to the day.

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You're lucky, Dot. He might be in a home

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but you've still got him.

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Yes.

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Can I be straight?

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I overheard you talking to Rose. You got plenty of room at your place.

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-Don't fancy another lodger, do you?

-Oh, I don't know about that.

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I'm at the B & B. I'll pay my way.

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You know what Kim's like - you don't wear trousers, she ain't interested.

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-I know what you mean.

-You get to our time of life

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and you don't want to keep shifting from place to place.

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You're looking for somewhere permanent then?

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Only, you see, I've got Arthur to think of.

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He's a lovely boy, but he's a creature of habit, I don't want to upset him,

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cos he don't like nothing disruptive.

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No worries.

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If my own daughter don't want me,

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I can't expect anyone else to take me in.

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-Right, I'll take over from here.

-No, go and get a table. I'm getting these in.

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-Pat, please.

-Sit.

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It is real.

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You think I'll take your word for it?

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It's funny. I was talking to my accountant the other day and I don't think I could spend all of my money.

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Even if I tried really, really hard.

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Isn't that funny?

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It's hysterical!

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-17!

-Over here!

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-Stop it.

-What?

-Panicking because he's sat there.

-I'm not panicking.

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I'm just trying to get a better grip on these plates.

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Just accept the fact he's not interested.

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And it's his loss.

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You getting a kick out of this, are you?

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Is this about Jean?

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-Oh, so you are aware of her then?

-Of course I am. Look...

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No. You look. I know your game, all right?

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You throw the net wide, see what's out there before pouncing on an old trout. I won't have you hurt Jean.

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I've no intention of hurting her.

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You got two tickets for some skiffle thing and stood her up!

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What do you mean, "stood her up"? I was never going with her!

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You say that cos she's stood there.

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Jean was moping all night.

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No. I gave her two tickets.

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How could she think I was going with her? You believe me, Pat?

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If this is Jean, she'll have probably got hold of the wrong end of the stick, as usual.

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No, this is him playing games.

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Sat there like butter wouldn't melt and you laughing like the cat that's got the cream.

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Well, I hate to disappoint you, Tiddles, but I reckon the cream's a bit sour.

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-Well, you'd know all about playing games, wouldn't you?

-What do you mean by that, Pat?

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You've played off so many men against each other you deserve a lifetime achievement award.

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In fact, they should rename this pub The Slapper Kat!

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Pat, are you all right?

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Don't worry about her, she's had worse things thrown in her face.

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-Let's get you home.

-You know what, Pat, the beer facial really suits you.

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Oh, shut up, Janine.

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What are you doing here anyway?

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Oh, I know. Trying to buy friends with your money?

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Cos let's face it, nobody'll want to spend time with you for nothing.

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You'd know all about charging by the hour, wouldn't you, Pat!

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You do know she used to be a prostitute? What am I talking about?

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Of course you did! Why else would you be sniffing around her?

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Doing deals for OAPs?

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Who do you think you're talking to?

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This woman took you and your siblings on. She gave you a home.

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-Don't let it get to you. I'm used to it.

-Well, you shouldn't be!

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Me and my sister may well have had our differences but I know she was

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a good woman and she wanted the best for her children.

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And many the time Frank and me would sit in a pub and after a few, he'd bring out the photos. His kids.

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I can tell you this, Janine, if your parents were here right now, they'd look at you with disappointment

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and disgust in their eyes.

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You are a manipulative, spoilt little girl, Janine.

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I'm ashamed to be related to you.

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-Thank you.

-Don't mention it.

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It's what friends do, isn't it?

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Stand up for each other.

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Come on.

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-You'll get used to the intercom.

-You mean I've got the job?

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Well, sign those forms and you can help out this afternoon and we'll see what happens.

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There'll be a formal interview and checks of course.

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Mr Moon, if you'd like to...

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Oh, hang on. Mr Moon, Doctor will see you now.

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-Thank you.

-He never took you on!

-Thanks for the vote of confidence.

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-But...you can't work here.

-Yes, I can. I'm very suited.

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Oh, don't be stupid. You won't last five minutes.

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You'll give everyone the wrong dates.

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Some poor soul will come in to have their ear syringed out and land up in the stirrups.

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Can I bring your attention to the sign?

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What do you want?

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-I ain't discussing my ailments with you!

-I need to know if it's urgent?

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Is it life-threatening?

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Sorry to disappoint you, Rose, but I think I'll last the day.

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Hey, you all right?

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-I've been thinking.

-I've warned you about that before!

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-There might be a way to find Amira.

-Yeah?

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I could do something I don't want to do.

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-Like what?

-Talk to her dad.

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-Forget it.

-I could go to his office.

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No, Sy. The last time we had anything to do with him, he turns up with heavies to kill you!

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-I know but that was in the heat of things.

-The heat of things?

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It was the heat of things that left me with broken ribs!

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-You think some time's passed and he's going to be happy to see you?!

-I'll take that risk.

0:19:440:19:48

I want to get married, Christian. I want to be free of Amira.

0:19:480:19:51

Come here.

0:19:540:19:56

I'm sorry my life is so complicated.

0:19:570:19:59

Hey...

0:19:590:20:02

I just don't want you putting yourself at risk.

0:20:020:20:04

We will find Amira without having to go anywhere near her psycho dad.

0:20:060:20:09

-All right?

-All right.

0:20:110:20:16

Cheers, darling.

0:20:380:20:40

I misread the signs, didn't I?

0:20:440:20:47

I wanted to believe he liked me.

0:20:470:20:50

It stands to reason I'd get it wrong.

0:20:500:20:52

I mean, what would he see in me?

0:20:520:20:54

Jean, if you're going to mope around all day, do it in the kitchen, I don't want to hear it.

0:20:540:21:00

-What.

-I mean it!

0:21:000:21:02

You should fight your own battles, instead of keep running off all the time.

0:21:020:21:05

Learn to stand up for yourself instead of being a walkover.

0:21:050:21:09

-All right, Kat?

-All right?

0:21:160:21:17

-Yeah. Alfie about?

-No. He's out.

0:21:170:21:19

-Tell him I want a word.

-I pull pints, I don't pass on messages.

0:21:190:21:22

I'll have a pint then.

0:21:220:21:24

-Join me?

-No, thank you.

0:21:240:21:27

I saw Alfie earlier. If things ain't too great, you know I'm a good listener.

0:21:270:21:32

What did he say?

0:21:320:21:33

Nothing. Sometimes an impartial ear is what you need.

0:21:330:21:38

Just like in Spain, remember? You needed to talk.

0:21:380:21:41

Jean! Serve Michael for me, will you?

0:21:410:21:46

Yes, darling?

0:21:460:21:48

Alfie!

0:21:590:22:02

Alfie.

0:22:020:22:04

Well?

0:22:100:22:12

I had to go private to speed things along. I'll get the results tomorrow.

0:22:120:22:18

Glad to know you've got money to throw away.

0:22:180:22:20

Kat...

0:22:200:22:22

the baby could be mine.

0:22:220:22:24

What do you want? A slap on the back?

0:22:240:22:28

I KNOW the baby's yours.

0:22:280:22:29

I...I could be a daddy.

0:22:290:22:33

So you're not Tommy's dad then?

0:22:330:22:35

-You know what I mean.

-Yeah. I know what you mean.

0:22:350:22:37

Half an hour ago, you thought I was giving it away with every pint I sold and now just because

0:22:370:22:42

some bloke with letters after his name says it could be yours, you're thinking of Father's Day cards.

0:22:420:22:47

I told you, it's your baby!

0:22:470:22:49

You should have believed in me!

0:22:510:22:54

I do!

0:22:540:22:55

I do, Kat. You know I love you.

0:22:550:22:59

But I also know what you're like.

0:23:010:23:02

Meaning?

0:23:020:23:06

Come on, we both know you're no saint.

0:23:060:23:12

I'm not saying you're having an affair or anything like that. I'm just being honest with you, Kat.

0:23:120:23:17

I'm not blaming you, I knew what I was getting into when I married you.

0:23:170:23:22

I know what life with Kat Slater is all about.

0:23:220:23:25

"What life with Kat Slater is all about."

0:23:280:23:31

-Mrs B!

-In here, Arthur.

0:23:460:23:49

You know Mrs Cross, don't you?

0:23:500:23:52

-Tanya's mother?

-Pleased to meet you.

0:23:520:23:54

I was just wondering if you wanted me to come with you to see Jimbo a bit later.

0:23:540:23:58

He's such a nice young man.

0:23:580:24:01

-I look forward to getting to know him better.

-His room is the middle,

0:24:010:24:05

between Rose in the front and your room is in the back.

0:24:050:24:08

-Your room?

-Yes, Mrs Cross is coming to join our happy family.

0:24:080:24:12

She's nowhere else to go. You know what Jesus said about generosity of spirit and hospitality.

0:24:120:24:17

Didn't your mother tell you not to stand with your mouth open, you'll catch flies.

0:24:170:24:24

I remember MY mother saying that.

0:24:250:24:28

After everything that's happened with Tommy.

0:24:510:24:54

you really think I'd sleep with someone else?

0:24:540:24:58

What sort of cold-hearted cow do you think I am?

0:24:580:25:03

-Kat...

-You are such a hero. You know that?

0:25:040:25:08

I mean, that must be what everyone's thinking.

0:25:080:25:12

"Alfie Moon, what a guy!

0:25:120:25:14

"Taking on that.

0:25:140:25:16

"That dirty bit of rough Kat Slater.

0:25:160:25:19

"Who's had more men than hot dinners.

0:25:190:25:21

"He must be a saint."

0:25:210:25:23

-I never meant it like that.

-Yes, you did! And you're right.

0:25:230:25:26

'Course you are.

0:25:260:25:29

I'm up the duff, stands to reason there has to be an identity parade.

0:25:290:25:32

Go and line up a load of blokes and I'll try remember if any of them look familiar.

0:25:320:25:36

But it might be a bit hard cos I was probably drunk out of my tree at the time.

0:25:360:25:40

Maybe I was in the gutter.

0:25:400:25:41

With my hair sticking to my face with sweat, my top stained with vomit.

0:25:410:25:46

"What a pretty girl Kat Slater is!

0:25:460:25:49

"But Alfie's turned her life around.

0:25:510:25:53

"Some days she's half-presentable.

0:25:530:25:55

"And what a martyr, bringing up someone else's kid.

0:25:550:25:58

"Oh, and it's his cousin's.

0:25:580:26:01

"She likes to keep it in the family.

0:26:010:26:04

"She's always liked to keep it in the family!"

0:26:040:26:06

Don't say that.

0:26:060:26:08

Why not? That's what you're thinking!

0:26:080:26:12

I love you! You're not Kat Slater any more.

0:26:120:26:16

-You're Kat Moon!

-I'll always be Kat Slater!

0:26:160:26:19

You listen to me, you're my wife

0:26:190:26:21

and no matter what happens I love you, all right?

0:26:210:26:23

I love baby Tommy and I'll love this baby just the same.

0:26:230:26:29

Just the same?

0:26:290:26:30

I have not been with anyone else!

0:26:330:26:36

And tomorrow, when you get your precious results

0:26:360:26:39

and you crawl back here to apologise, you'll be lucky if you still find me here!

0:26:390:26:43

-Don't be stupid.

-I'm not being stupid!

0:26:430:26:45

The stupid thing to do would be hanging around with someone that doesn't believe a word I say!

0:26:450:26:51

You might be putting up with being married to Kat Slater

0:26:510:26:54

but I reckon I'm through with being married to Alfie Moon!

0:26:540:26:57

Sorry.

0:27:010:27:03

That sink was clear a minute ago!

0:27:040:27:06

It's only my breakfast things.

0:27:060:27:08

-They should be washed up and left to drain!

-Hardly worth the bother.

0:27:080:27:12

-I've got to do my face.

-What do you think this is?

0:27:120:27:14

-A beauty parlour?

-I never saw the point of make-up, myself.

0:27:140:27:18

I mean, you can plaster a brick wall all you like,

0:27:180:27:20

but at the end of the day, it's still a brick wall.

0:27:200:27:24

You wear make-up!

0:27:240:27:26

Yeah, I know, darling,

0:27:260:27:27

but my brick wall ain't got as many cracks as yours.

0:27:270:27:31

Look, we've got to have a rota, I can't have this every morning.

0:27:310:27:34

I've got me routine to stick to.

0:27:340:27:37

-Where's my toast?

-I never knew it was yours!

0:27:370:27:40

I'm going to the cafe.

0:27:400:27:43

Don't go. I'll make you some new.

0:27:430:27:44

-No, it's OK, Mrs B.

-It'll be nice and hot!

0:27:440:27:47

No, it's OK, I'll see you later, all right?

0:27:470:27:49

What's he doing, living with a load of old women?

0:27:490:27:52

We're not ALL old.

0:27:520:27:53

Oh, ooh!

0:27:530:27:55

You are going to have a little brother or sister.

0:28:000:28:04

You're going to have look out for 'em, cos you're going to be their big brother.

0:28:040:28:08

Their hero. And you'll always have Mummy.

0:28:080:28:11

Both of you.

0:28:110:28:12

If nothing else, you'll always have me.

0:28:120:28:15

You're mad. You don't need to do this.

0:28:190:28:22

Just ignore him. Dip! You know, you should be supporting him.

0:28:220:28:25

-I'll support him - when I'm carrying him, bleeding from the ring.

-Shut up.

0:28:250:28:30

-Why did you let Michael talk you into this?

-He didn't. I want to do this.

0:28:300:28:34

-Dad'll be happy about that.

-That's why we never tell him.

0:28:340:28:37

What Michael said, it's rubbish. You're too raw for this, Ty.

0:28:370:28:41

He's in good shape. You should try some training yourself.

0:28:410:28:44

What shape will he be in after next week's fight?

0:28:440:28:46

-Come on, lower.

-Excuse me.

-Can't you just walk around, please?

0:28:460:28:49

Should I have to?

0:28:490:28:50

I should be able to leave my house at any time

0:28:500:28:53

without being subjected to sweaty, half-naked, young men.

0:28:530:28:57

-Well, this is boring.

-Open up the Emporium, then. We'll be doing this for ages, mate.

0:28:590:29:03

Right, what's next, boss?

0:29:060:29:08

Christian? What's next, mate?

0:29:080:29:11

Yeah.

0:29:120:29:14

I appear to have over-ordered on the tomatoes.

0:29:170:29:19

But it's OK, cos everyone likes tomato soup, don't they?

0:29:190:29:22

Yeah.

0:29:220:29:24

-(All right?)

-(What do you think?)

0:29:240:29:27

Sometimes I wonder why I ever came to this country.

0:29:380:29:41

-He was mouthing off.

-It's the attitude, Syed,

0:29:410:29:43

the attitude and the remarks.

0:29:430:29:45

Nobody is polite here. Nobody has any kind of respect.

0:29:450:29:48

If we lived in Pakistan, things would have been so very different.

0:29:480:29:51

Your father certainly wouldn't have met that Jane Beale.

0:29:510:29:55

And I wouldn't have met Christian?

0:29:550:29:58

You came to England for a fresh start and we both know you love it here.

0:29:590:30:03

Tambo told me how much you cried during the royal wedding.

0:30:030:30:07

That was allergies.

0:30:070:30:09

So, come on, why are you here?

0:30:120:30:14

I want to see you.

0:30:140:30:16

Syed, I'm no fool, OK?

0:30:160:30:18

Come on, spit it out, I know you need something. What is it?

0:30:180:30:21

OK, Well...

0:30:210:30:24

I want to contact Amira.

0:30:240:30:25

What for?

0:30:270:30:28

I'm serious about marrying Christian.

0:30:280:30:31

I know you don't approve but I need to do this, and I need your help. Do you know where she is?

0:30:310:30:36

No. Of course I don't.

0:30:360:30:39

Well, in that case I've no other option.

0:30:400:30:43

I'll have to see her father.

0:30:430:30:45

Qadim? You can't do that!

0:30:450:30:48

Syed, are you crazy?

0:30:480:30:49

That man wanted to kill you. He left Christian for dead!

0:30:490:30:53

He's my only chance of finding her.

0:30:530:30:55

-Syed.

-Mum, I know what I'm doing.

0:30:550:30:57

This is important to me.

0:30:570:30:59

I have to find Amira.

0:30:590:31:02

Morning.

0:31:040:31:05

Thought it'd be safe to come down now.

0:31:050:31:08

Yeah, them poor kids have been through enough, haven't they?

0:31:080:31:12

Their mum's in prison, their dad's in Dubai,

0:31:120:31:14

we can spare them the sight of your legs.

0:31:140:31:16

Feel free to check them out, Pat.

0:31:160:31:19

I'm still thinking about that bloke on the TV last night,

0:31:190:31:22

celebrating his 110th birthday.

0:31:220:31:24

Think I'd rather shoot myself.

0:31:260:31:28

-Be all right if you still had your marbles.

-If I was 110,

0:31:280:31:31

I'd have a son of...90.

0:31:310:31:33

Yeah, and he'd still be chasing women.

0:31:330:31:36

So would I! If I could catch 'em.

0:31:360:31:38

SHE LAUGHS

0:31:380:31:40

That looks official.

0:31:400:31:42

It's probably Bianca.

0:31:420:31:44

Oh.

0:31:450:31:48

I can't find it anywhere.

0:31:520:31:54

What?

0:31:550:31:56

My pie dish.

0:31:560:31:57

Oh, Liam broke it.

0:31:570:32:00

Oh, no, I'll have to go to the shops.

0:32:000:32:04

You not in the cafe today, then?

0:32:040:32:07

Yes, I'm in this afternoon.

0:32:070:32:09

Why? Norman coming over later?

0:32:090:32:11

No. Why should he be?!

0:32:110:32:13

We're just friends.

0:32:130:32:15

Oh, touched a nerve.

0:32:150:32:17

I know, but you can still see your friends, can't you?

0:32:170:32:20

You could be friends with benefits.

0:32:200:32:23

Well, the only benefit he's likely to get is a slice of my pie.

0:32:230:32:26

If he's lucky.

0:32:260:32:28

Syed.

0:32:280:32:30

Syed!

0:32:300:32:32

-Don't go.

-I have to, Mum.

-I could talk to him, ask him.

0:32:320:32:34

I'm not a little boy! He hates me but he'll want me to get divorced from Amira as much as I do.

0:32:340:32:38

-He'll hurt you!

-Don't upset your mother.

0:32:380:32:41

-What?

-It's nothing.

-It clearly is. You're shaking.

0:32:410:32:44

We're having a conversation. Me and my mother.

0:32:440:32:46

I'm concerned for her wellbeing, she's under too much stress.

0:32:460:32:50

-This has nothing to do with you.

-Don't go, that man is dangerous.

0:32:500:32:54

-Who's dangerous?

-Great, just great.

0:32:540:32:56

This is all you, is it? Pushing him to get a divorce from Amira?

0:32:560:32:59

It's got nothing to do with Christian! I'm going to see Qadim.

0:32:590:33:02

-We agreed you'd have no contact!

-No, I never agreed.

0:33:020:33:05

-You're going nowhere near him!

-Even he's talking sense.

0:33:050:33:08

-It's our only way to find Amira!

-The guy's nuts. Not happening, Sy.

0:33:080:33:11

Why does no-one think I'm capable of looking after myself?!

0:33:110:33:14

Fine. I'll stay married to Amira!

0:33:140:33:17

Tyler, give me five minutes!

0:33:170:33:20

I'm worried about your blood pressure.

0:33:200:33:23

I am not stressed, all right? I'm a mother. There is a difference!

0:33:230:33:26

Cheers, darling.

0:33:300:33:31

Look at you, jittering away.

0:33:340:33:36

What's wrong? After all, you know the results anyway.

0:33:360:33:38

-Ain't your kid.

-It could be.

0:33:380:33:40

Could it? There's a turn-up for the books.

0:33:400:33:43

But then, your wife wouldn't be the little scrubber you think she is, would she?

0:33:430:33:47

Kat.

0:33:470:33:49

When do you get your results?

0:33:490:33:51

I don't know, in about a half-hour or so.

0:33:530:33:55

Right, when you get them, you'll know where I am.

0:33:550:33:58

-How about the pictures?

-I can't tonight, it's my turn to baby-sit.

0:34:020:34:06

You're always baby-sitting. I'm starting to think you don't want to be seen out with me.

0:34:060:34:10

Don't be daft. But I'd be grateful if you watch your remarks with Pat.

0:34:100:34:15

What remarks?

0:34:150:34:16

I don't want her knowing my business.

0:34:160:34:19

She knows I stayed the night. What do you think she thought we were up to?

0:34:190:34:24

I don't want the kids asking any questions.

0:34:240:34:27

Have you always been like this?

0:34:270:34:29

-Like what?

-Frightened to have a life?

0:34:290:34:33

The clock's ticking, Carol.

0:34:330:34:35

Cast your mind back before kids and grandkids.

0:34:350:34:38

There must have been a time when you were happy being you.

0:34:380:34:42

-Don't make light of my life.

-I'm not.

0:34:420:34:45

But life's for living, love.

0:34:450:34:48

Not for peering through a window at.

0:34:480:34:50

Why me?

0:34:560:34:58

You really don't know, do you?

0:34:580:35:00

Get Whitney or Pat to baby-sit tonight.

0:35:090:35:11

You got a date in the back row with some popcorn.

0:35:130:35:16

HE LAUGHS

0:35:160:35:18

I've just had your results e-mailed to me.

0:35:210:35:24

You know, you're my favourite kind of patient.

0:35:240:35:28

Sorry? I don't...

0:35:280:35:29

Some days, all I seem to do is give out bad news,

0:35:290:35:32

so it makes a nice change to do the opposite.

0:35:320:35:35

You mean?

0:35:350:35:37

Congratulations, Mr Moon.

0:35:370:35:38

You're pregnant.

0:35:380:35:40

You mean the...

0:35:400:35:42

..it's my baby?

0:35:430:35:45

Either something's changed or they got your results wrong in Spain.

0:35:450:35:48

Your sperm count is lower than average but a lot higher than some.

0:35:480:35:52

There's no reason why this can't be your baby.

0:35:520:35:55

(Wow!)

0:36:000:36:03

OK, OK.

0:36:030:36:05

-I'm sorry, it's just...

-It's OK, take your time.

-Right.

0:36:050:36:08

(Oh, my.)

0:36:090:36:11

I might...I might be a dad!

0:36:120:36:16

-YUSEF LAUGHS

-Yes.

0:36:160:36:19

(Oh, wow!)

0:36:210:36:23

(Wow.)

0:36:230:36:25

(Wow.)

0:36:250:36:26

You've got no idea, have you?

0:36:260:36:29

Best way, really.

0:36:290:36:31

Look at you, sitting there looking gorgeous, gurgling.

0:36:310:36:35

Come here!

0:36:350:36:37

Oh!

0:36:390:36:40

Ooh!

0:36:420:36:44

SHE PANTS

0:36:460:36:48

I can't get that out.

0:37:040:37:05

Looks like coffee, to me.

0:37:050:37:07

Coffee? She's eight years old! what's she doing with coffee in bed?

0:37:070:37:11

-This down to your granddaughter?

-Great-granddaughter. I know!

0:37:110:37:15

Don't look old enough, do I?

0:37:150:37:17

-Dot!

-'Coming.'

0:37:170:37:18

You got anything to get out a coffee stain?

0:37:180:37:21

Soap and elbow grease.

0:37:210:37:22

Hello, Cora, what are you doing here?

0:37:220:37:24

Just passing. Wondered what you was doing for lunch?

0:37:240:37:27

I was going home but I dread to think of the state of me kitchen.

0:37:270:37:30

I've decided to have an egg and cress at the cafe.

0:37:300:37:33

Pat, have you met Cora? She's my new paying guest.

0:37:330:37:37

Cora. Of course...

0:37:380:37:40

You're Tanya's mum, aren't you? I met you at the wedding.

0:37:400:37:42

That's right.

0:37:420:37:44

Cora?

0:37:440:37:45

Could I have a word.

0:37:450:37:48

-Excuse me, Pat.

-Yeah.

0:37:480:37:50

Cora, I don't like to bring this up,

0:37:540:37:56

but you said yesterday, you was willing to pay a deposit.

0:37:560:38:00

I had the electricity bill in this morning, I could do with the money.

0:38:000:38:04

How much did we say that was for? £50, all in, 200 quid?

0:38:050:38:10

Yeah, yeah.

0:38:100:38:12

Ain't a problem, is there?

0:38:120:38:13

Course not!

0:38:130:38:16

Actually, I was wondering if there was any shifts going here?

0:38:160:38:20

Oh, well, I'm sorry, we're fully-staffed.

0:38:200:38:22

Just an idea.

0:38:220:38:25

You can afford the deposit, can you?

0:38:250:38:28

'Course, 'course I can.

0:38:280:38:29

Maybe see you later at the cafe, yeah?

0:38:290:38:32

Yeah. Right.

0:38:320:38:35

Ta-ra.

0:38:350:38:36

Bye!

0:38:360:38:38

Your house must be getting as full as mine.

0:38:380:38:40

Well, you know me, Pat, I ain't one to pass by on the other side.

0:38:400:38:44

Especially when I see someone in need.

0:38:440:38:46

Hmm. I've given Carol and Eddie a bit of space.

0:38:460:38:50

Got a feeling I might need to buy a new hat come spring.

0:38:500:38:53

She ain't put him off, then?

0:38:530:38:55

Oh, no, she's doing her usual thing -

0:38:550:38:57

making out she ain't got any room in her life for a man

0:38:570:38:59

and how he must need his head testing to be even interested.

0:38:590:39:03

-But this one's got staying power.

-Oh?

0:39:030:39:06

The onion is being well and truly peeled.

0:39:060:39:10

-It doesn't have to be...

-I need to go to hospital!

0:39:110:39:15

-Right.

-'Kat?'

0:39:150:39:16

-Whoa!

-Kat. All right, sweetheart, listen,

0:39:160:39:19

I just want to say I'm sorry that I ever doubted you.

0:39:190:39:22

You see...

0:39:220:39:23

What?

0:39:250:39:26

I know it ain't ideal,

0:39:260:39:28

but once we've fallen into a routine it'll be a lot better.

0:39:280:39:31

Yeah, I don't know, Mrs B. I think it's about time I hitched my wagon and moved on.

0:39:310:39:35

That's the last thing I want!

0:39:350:39:37

You know I've had a lot of upheaval in my life lately,

0:39:370:39:40

what with Jim going away and finding Rose.

0:39:400:39:42

And I know you don't want to be surrounded

0:39:420:39:44

by a lot of walking waxworks,

0:39:440:39:46

but I do like having you around, Arthur.

0:39:460:39:50

I know, but you've got Rose now. And that scary lady.

0:39:500:39:53

Ah, but I don't think that Cora is all she's letting on to be.

0:39:530:39:56

I may be a Christian but I ain't no fool, Arthur.

0:39:560:39:59

If she can't pay her way, she'll have to find somewhere else to live.

0:39:590:40:02

How about you just give it a couple of weeks?

0:40:020:40:05

Let the dust settle.

0:40:050:40:08

Just for me, huh?

0:40:090:40:12

All right. Just for you, though.

0:40:130:40:15

DOT LAUGHS

0:40:150:40:17

Jean, don't let Tommy out of your sight.

0:40:210:40:24

I won't, he'll be safe with me. Don't worry, Kat.

0:40:240:40:26

-Let's get you to the hospital.

-No. I don't want you near me.

-Yes, you do.

0:40:260:40:30

Nan, stay with me.

0:40:300:40:31

-I said I'm sorry...

-Get another cab!

0:40:310:40:34

HE MOUTHS

0:40:340:40:35

Don't make it any worse for her, Alfie, please.

0:40:350:40:38

She'll be all right, won't she, Jean?

0:40:420:40:44

They both will be.

0:40:440:40:46

Afternoon.

0:40:510:40:52

Oh! What must you think of me in my kimono at this time of day?

0:40:520:40:55

-What's all this?

-Just helping out.

0:40:560:40:58

-That boy next door is bringing your stuff in.

-All my worldly goods.

0:41:020:41:06

Not much to show for a life, is it?

0:41:060:41:08

Load of old tat, really.

0:41:080:41:11

I know what you mean.

0:41:110:41:13

I used to have three wardrobes full of lovely clothes.

0:41:130:41:16

I know what you're thinking.

0:41:160:41:19

Frivolous fancies.

0:41:190:41:21

But they made me feel good about myself.

0:41:210:41:23

-Guinness and Woodbine normally does it for me.

-Really?

0:41:230:41:27

-No, Rose, not really!

-Oh.

0:41:270:41:29

I used to have a job as a hostess in a nightclub.

0:41:310:41:34

I had to look really smart.

0:41:340:41:37

Tres chic.

0:41:370:41:40

The clientele was very select.

0:41:400:41:42

I loved that job.

0:41:420:41:44

-Best I've ever had.

-Why did you leave?

0:41:440:41:47

Fresher model come along?

0:41:470:41:48

I'd better...

0:41:480:41:50

-Oh!

-Sorry, after you.

0:41:520:41:54

There you go, Grandma.

0:41:590:42:00

If I was your grandmother, I would teach you better manners!

0:42:000:42:04

All right, all right.

0:42:070:42:10

It doesn't look like you broke anything.

0:42:100:42:12

So, then...what we agreed?

0:42:120:42:14

Go on, you can have anything you fancy.

0:42:140:42:17

Well, I have got my eye on something.

0:42:170:42:20

From a professional point of view.

0:42:200:42:22

-It's not my taste, but...

-You can make a few quid on it. Go on.

0:42:220:42:26

Those candlesticks.

0:42:260:42:28

-Dream on!

-Going to welch on a deal?

0:42:280:42:31

No, I'm not going back on what I said, but I'm not that green.

0:42:310:42:34

Those candlesticks are the only decent thing I've got.

0:42:340:42:38

I'm not giving them to you.

0:42:380:42:41

How about...selling them to me?

0:42:410:42:44

How much?

0:42:440:42:45

Well, erm...

0:42:470:42:49

..150.

0:42:510:42:52

That means they're worth at least 300. Maybe 400.

0:42:520:42:56

I'm a trader, but I'm not in the habit of conning pensioners.

0:42:580:43:02

Good. Cos this pensioner knows where you live

0:43:020:43:05

and is in the habit of kneeing fellas where it hurts.

0:43:050:43:09

200.

0:43:090:43:11

Deal.

0:43:120:43:13

You caught it early. They can do something, make it all right.

0:43:170:43:21

No, it's too late. I know it is.

0:43:210:43:23

Hi.

0:43:270:43:28

Kat, before you say anything, all right,

0:43:280:43:32

I ain't going anywhere.

0:43:320:43:34

KAT PANTS

0:43:340:43:36

Mrs Moon?

0:43:380:43:40

Get off me!

0:43:420:43:43

Kat, please?

0:43:430:43:45

-I don't need walking to the cafe.

-I know you don't.

0:43:590:44:02

I'm just trying to be a gentleman.

0:44:020:44:04

Does that apply to tonight, as well?

0:44:040:44:06

Yeah, I'll pick you up,

0:44:060:44:08

escort you to the cinema,

0:44:080:44:10

buy your ticket, buy your sweets.

0:44:100:44:13

And then...when I've got you sat down and the lights are out...

0:44:130:44:17

-it's every man for himself!

-You idiot!

0:44:170:44:20

-I shouldn't have snapped at you.

-It's understandable.

0:44:200:44:23

Why do you always do that?

0:44:230:44:25

Why do you always make excuses for my behaviour? For what I say?

0:44:250:44:28

Maybe, because in my mind, you can do no wrong.

0:44:280:44:30

I wish you'd let me help you with family matters.

0:44:330:44:36

You're a good friend.

0:44:370:44:39

A dear friend. I know you've grown used to having an ineffectual husband,

0:44:390:44:43

but not all men are weak and shallow.

0:44:430:44:45

I appreciate your concern, but this is my family.

0:44:460:44:49

So, I take it you don't want Syed to find Amira?

0:44:490:44:52

No.

0:44:520:44:54

I can understand why he's so keen to find his wife to move on with his life.

0:44:540:44:58

Syed will never marry that man.

0:44:590:45:00

If you are any friend of mine you'll agree with me on that.

0:45:000:45:03

Of course I do.

0:45:030:45:05

But it would be good to know where Amira is.

0:45:050:45:08

Not to tell Syed, of course, but to know.

0:45:080:45:11

MO SIGHS

0:45:210:45:23

Alfie. Alfie, here's Kat.

0:45:270:45:31

Well?

0:45:380:45:39

Eight to ten weeks, they said.

0:45:420:45:44

Oh, Kat.

0:45:470:45:50

180, 200. There you go.

0:45:560:46:00

-I want a written receipt.

-Yes, of course.

0:46:000:46:02

I'll get my pad and pen. Oops!

0:46:020:46:04

Right, that's everything taken upstairs.

0:46:050:46:07

Thanks, darling. You're not a bad lad.

0:46:070:46:10

Very handy around the house, aren't you? HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:46:100:46:13

Is that everything? Cos the steeds need saddling up, back at the corral.

0:46:130:46:17

-The what?

-He means he's got to get back to the car lot.

0:46:170:46:20

Oh, well, I think the steeds can wait for a few more minutes.

0:46:200:46:25

Rose, fetch the glasses!

0:46:250:46:27

-What's this?

-Cherry brandy, left over from last Christmas.

0:46:270:46:32

-I found it in one of me bags. Thought we might have a toast?

-Oh, no, I never touch alcohol.

0:46:320:46:36

Except perhaps for a sweet sherry - medicinal purposes.

0:46:360:46:40

Go on, bend the rules a bit.

0:46:400:46:41

I love cherry brandy.

0:46:410:46:43

And I like those chocolates that have the cherry liquor in them.

0:46:430:46:47

Actually, you know,

0:46:470:46:49

my lipstick is called Cherry Kiss.

0:46:490:46:51

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Come on.

0:46:510:46:54

Here we go.

0:46:540:46:56

Ta.

0:46:560:46:58

-So...

-Thank you.

0:46:580:46:59

To Dot.

0:47:010:47:03

Thank you for taking me in.

0:47:030:47:06

Thank you for taking all of us in.

0:47:060:47:09

It's when your back's against the wall, you find true friendship.

0:47:100:47:13

-Hear, hear!

-To friendship and to Dot!

0:47:140:47:17

-Oh, my days!

-Yeuch!

-Perhaps it was the Christmas before last!

0:47:260:47:30

I think it's nice.

0:47:300:47:31

Come on, careful.

0:47:330:47:35

There we go.

0:47:350:47:37

Keep the change, mate.

0:47:370:47:40

Oh, no, no!

0:47:450:47:47

-Where's Tommy?

-Upstairs, sleeping.

0:47:470:47:49

Kat, I'm so sorry!

0:47:490:47:51

It's all right. No fuss.

0:47:510:47:54

-Come on, let's get you upstairs.

-No, I'm working. I'll carry on.

0:47:540:47:57

-You can't.

-The show must go on, Jean.

0:47:570:47:59

-Yes, darling, pint, yeah?

-Yes, please.

0:47:590:48:01

-Oh!

-Whoa, sorry, mate. Jean, sort this mess out, will ya?

0:48:010:48:05

Come on. You, upstairs.

0:48:050:48:08

Mr Shah?

0:48:180:48:19

-Yes?

-Yusef Khan. Salam alaikum.

0:48:190:48:23

Who are you?

0:48:230:48:25

I'm here on behalf of the Masood family.

0:48:250:48:28

My daughter is married to their son.

0:48:280:48:30

Their younger son.

0:48:300:48:32

I have nothing to say to you.

0:48:320:48:33

That's completely understandable.

0:48:330:48:35

May I?

0:48:350:48:38

I don't think I made myself clear.

0:48:380:48:40

If you don't leave, I will take great pleasure in having you removed.

0:48:400:48:44

Hear me out. All I want is to talk.

0:48:440:48:45

I want to help you.

0:48:450:48:47

I don't need your help.

0:48:470:48:49

Cards on the table.

0:48:490:48:50

I want you to help me.

0:48:500:48:52

You know they say it's not really a baby till it's born, don't they?

0:48:560:48:59

Do they?

0:49:000:49:02

Is that what they say?

0:49:020:49:03

Yeah.

0:49:030:49:05

You know, we can always try for another one.

0:49:060:49:09

-What?

-I don't mean straightaway.

0:49:120:49:16

But now we know I can have a kid, we can keep trying,

0:49:160:49:20

well, at least till it works, yeah?

0:49:200:49:22

Why'd you want to have a baby with me? You've made it clear what you feel about me.

0:49:230:49:27

-That was before.

-Someone who loved me, who proper loved me - if I told them I was pregnant,

0:49:270:49:32

they wouldn't think it was someone else's.

0:49:320:49:35

You know I love you.

0:49:360:49:37

No, I don't, I don't.

0:49:370:49:40

Cos you don't make me feel like you do.

0:49:410:49:44

That's cos you're just feeling emotional.

0:49:450:49:48

In a few days, when things have calmed down,

0:49:500:49:52

when you've had a chance to talk about...

0:49:520:49:54

Alfie.

0:49:540:49:56

You've been great with Tommy.

0:49:560:49:58

Better than any man could be.

0:50:010:50:03

But I know how much it would mean to you to have your own son or daughter.

0:50:030:50:06

So, I want you to get out there,

0:50:080:50:11

and find yourself a nice, clean girl.

0:50:110:50:13

Do whatever you can to get her into bed and get her pregnant.

0:50:130:50:17

-What?!

-And it don't have to be one night.

0:50:170:50:19

You can have an affair with her.

0:50:190:50:21

And if you want, I'll give you a divorce and you can be a family.

0:50:210:50:24

Kat, stop.

0:50:240:50:25

Cos that's the only way you're going to have a kid.

0:50:250:50:28

Because this is never going to happen to me again.

0:50:290:50:32

I'm not talking about right now, OK?

0:50:320:50:35

Just listen to me. A few months. Maybe even a few years.

0:50:350:50:38

No, I mean it, Alfie.

0:50:380:50:41

I can't go through this again.

0:50:430:50:46

I can't think I've got a baby.

0:50:460:50:48

I can't give birth again.

0:50:490:50:51

And I can't lose it again.

0:50:530:50:55

I'll let you get some rest.

0:51:010:51:03

HE SIGHS

0:51:160:51:18

Kat, I'm going to prove to you...

0:51:350:51:38

I love you.

0:51:380:51:40

I have nothing but contempt for Syed and his life choice.

0:51:440:51:48

As I've said, my daughter is married to his brother.

0:51:490:51:52

If he treated her the way Syed has treated your daughter,

0:51:520:51:55

I wouldn't rest till I'd killed him with my own hands.

0:51:550:51:59

There was a time I felt the same way.

0:52:000:52:02

You must still want to hurt him?

0:52:020:52:04

To make him suffer?

0:52:040:52:06

I think he's a lot like his father - weak, ineffectual.

0:52:080:52:11

If you feel that way, why did you agree

0:52:110:52:14

to your daughter marrying his son?

0:52:140:52:15

Daughters can be disrespectful.

0:52:150:52:17

I can't see how it serves any purpose

0:52:190:52:22

for your daughter to still be tied to Syed.

0:52:220:52:25

That family brought disgrace on my daughter.

0:52:270:52:29

Divorce would bring further disgrace.

0:52:290:52:33

I was divorced...

0:52:330:52:34

..before I married Afia's mother.

0:52:360:52:39

It took many years for me to move on.

0:52:390:52:41

But I did.

0:52:410:52:43

My first wife disgraced me.

0:52:430:52:45

I know how you're feeling, how Amira feels.

0:52:460:52:49

I used to hate my first wife.

0:52:490:52:51

You no longer hate her?

0:52:510:52:53

I hated her for what she did.

0:52:530:52:56

For humiliating me and my family.

0:52:560:52:57

I'll always hate her for that.

0:52:570:52:59

But I see now that she was weak, easily swayed.

0:53:010:53:04

That's just the kind of woman she is.

0:53:040:53:07

But I had to move on with my life...

0:53:090:53:11

to be free of her.

0:53:110:53:14

Tell Amira Syed wants to talk to her.

0:53:140:53:16

Free your daughter.

0:53:160:53:18

Get her to contact his mother, perhaps.

0:53:180:53:21

I don't want my daughter being contaminated

0:53:210:53:23

any more than she already has.

0:53:230:53:26

If anything, I thought you'd be pleased I wanted to find Amira.

0:53:270:53:31

I know you think you're more into this marriage than I am, but...

0:53:310:53:35

you're wrong.

0:53:350:53:36

We'll find Amira another way.

0:53:360:53:38

-How?

-Things have a way of sorting themselves out, Sy.

0:53:380:53:41

-Yeah?

-Yes.

0:53:410:53:44

I'm the guy that fell in love with a Muslim, in the closet, with a wife.

0:53:440:53:48

Trust me, things have a way of working themselves out.

0:53:480:53:51

Just got to have faith.

0:53:520:53:54

You know, I'm...I'm a doctor.

0:53:540:53:57

If I wanted to track Amira down, I could.

0:53:570:53:59

True, it would be unethical, but I am prepared to do so.

0:53:590:54:02

Why?

0:54:020:54:05

Let Syed think he's getting his way.

0:54:050:54:07

At the moment, he's reuniting with his family,

0:54:070:54:10

living with that man who helped break your daughter's heart.

0:54:100:54:14

Let him have his divorce, free your innocent daughter.

0:54:140:54:17

Then let me make sure

0:54:210:54:23

he's ripped from the support of his family for ever.

0:54:230:54:26

Let me avenge your humiliation.

0:54:260:54:28

And your daughter's pain and suffering.

0:54:280:54:30

It was weird. They just... It's crazy.

0:54:320:54:36

It's nice, though.

0:54:360:54:37

-Got to have a bit of attention once in a while, ain't you?

-Why not?

0:54:370:54:41

Let's go and have a cup of tea.

0:54:410:54:44

-And you actually spoke to Qadim?

-Yes. I wasn't exactly well received.

0:54:440:54:49

But we talked things through. And I'd expect Amira to be in touch very soon.

0:54:490:54:53

Really?

0:54:530:54:54

Oh, come on, that's great, isn't it?

0:54:540:54:56

What have I missed?

0:54:560:54:58

Yusef went to see Qadim for us.

0:54:580:55:01

-And it sounds like he might have actually got somewhere.

-Which is great, isn't it?

0:55:010:55:05

Yes, that's great.

0:55:050:55:06

Right, well, I'd better get back to work.

0:55:100:55:12

Zainab.

0:55:120:55:13

BABY GURGLES

0:55:210:55:25

I read that if you stand at the bottom of a well and look up, yeah,

0:55:410:55:45

-you can actually see the stars, even in daylight.

-No way!

0:55:450:55:48

-Yes, way.

-We should try it.

-We need to find a well first, don't we, bruv.

0:55:480:55:51

You know, sometimes I wonder if you two actually sprung from my loins.

0:55:510:55:56

-Did our father actually just talk about his loins?

-I think he did.

0:55:560:56:00

THEY LAUGH

0:56:000:56:02

-All right, ladies?

-Hey.

0:56:020:56:04

-Mind if I join you?

-Pull up a chair. Join the celebration.

0:56:040:56:07

-Tyler's been confirmed as the missing link, has he?

-Very funny!

0:56:070:56:11

Actually, we're celebrating ripping off little old ladies.

0:56:110:56:14

-Oi, oi? Keep your voice down, will you?

-Oh, yeah?

0:56:140:56:17

What you been up to?

0:56:170:56:18

Let's just say a little bit of gold landed in our lap,

0:56:180:56:22

-courtesy of Dot's new lodger.

-Right, there we go. Three specials.

0:56:220:56:26

Cheers, ta.

0:56:260:56:27

Oh, and the same for Michael.

0:56:270:56:29

Yes, sir. Food to your liking, sir?

0:56:290:56:32

Between you and me, I don't come here for the food.

0:56:320:56:35

-Oh, is that right?

-Yes. I've got a bit of a thing for one of the staff.

0:56:350:56:39

-Lame!

-Shame. Marie's already spoken for.

0:56:390:56:42

You got owned! Sorry.

0:56:420:56:45

Shut up and eat your lunch,

0:56:450:56:47

otherwise I'll start talking about my loins again.

0:56:470:56:51

Right, here you go. Take that, and, yeah, I'm sure you'll be very happy.

0:56:540:56:58

All right, drive safe. Take care.

0:56:580:57:01

Yusef.

0:57:180:57:19

I thought I told you not to interfere in my family business.

0:57:190:57:23

I'm sorry, I thought it was great news.

0:57:230:57:25

If I acted out of turn, I apologise.

0:57:250:57:27

And I didn't want you to find out like that.

0:57:270:57:29

-Didn't want me to find out at all!

-I know you don't like it.

0:57:290:57:32

Nor do I. But if Syed and Christian want to get married, there's nothing you can do.

0:57:320:57:36

Syed's happiness is all that matters.

0:57:360:57:38

So I would very much appreciate it if you would stay out of matters that don't concern you.

0:57:380:57:42

Are you sure you're entitled to such a long dinner break on your first day?

0:57:470:57:52

Oh, yes, Dr Khan is very, very easy-going.

0:57:520:57:56

Well, don't you go taking advantage of his good nature. Remember, you're only temporary.

0:57:560:58:00

-You've changed your tune.

-I may not be happy about you working there, but we need every penny we can get.

0:58:000:58:05

I wish I could help more. I've got nothing left to sell.

0:58:050:58:09

Let me buy you lunch, ladies.

0:58:090:58:11

-How charming of you.

-It can't be easy, living off a pension.

0:58:110:58:14

Still, at least you got the money from Dad. Keep you going for a bit.

0:58:140:58:18

200 quid? You've got to be joking, haven't you?

0:58:180:58:21

Really?

0:58:210:58:23

Oh, I heard they were worth a lot more than that.

0:58:230:58:26

But I don't know. I mean, I don't get involved in Dad's business. Beginner.

0:58:260:58:30

PUMP SPLUTTERS

0:58:350:58:37

-What you doing down?

-What's it look like? Working.

0:58:390:58:41

-Yeah, I know, but you're supposed to be...

-No fuss, Alfie.

-Kat, listen...

-Alfie.

0:58:410:58:46

The barrel needs changing and we need some more mixers, OK?

0:58:460:58:50

Yes, love, what can I get you?

0:58:500:58:51

A pint, please.

0:58:510:58:53

Do you think Dr Khan will be all right

0:58:560:58:59

with you using your work computer for your personal purposes?

0:58:590:59:03

Yes. It'll be fine.

0:59:030:59:05

-There!

-Oh!

0:59:050:59:06

There's my candlesticks.

0:59:060:59:08

1,000 quid?!

0:59:110:59:13

God!

0:59:130:59:14

I think we should pay Mr Moon a little visit.

0:59:160:59:19

-Going somewhere, Mrs Cotton?

-No, just seeing these ladies out.

0:59:230:59:26

I think we're better off without her.

0:59:280:59:30

One smile and her legs turn to jelly.

0:59:300:59:33

Oh, Dr Khan, I replied to that drinks invitation you had for tomorrow afternoon.

0:59:390:59:43

I thought I told you not to bother.

0:59:430:59:45

I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood.

0:59:450:59:48

And I put you down for a plus-one

0:59:480:59:49

in case you wanted to take someone along.

0:59:490:59:52

Why would you go to Yusef for help?

0:59:581:00:00

I didn't. He went to see Qadim off his own bat.

1:00:001:00:02

That's what he does! He ingratiates himself.

1:00:021:00:05

He worms his way in.

1:00:051:00:06

Makes people indebted to him.

1:00:061:00:09

-Why didn't you come to me? I'm still your father.

-I know. I'm sorry.

1:00:091:00:14

Amira was like a daughter to me.

1:00:151:00:17

I'm no happier about Yusef getting involved than you are.

1:00:171:00:20

But if it gets results, then that's all that matters.

1:00:201:00:23

-Oh, looks like trouble.

-Fiver on the old biddies.

1:00:291:00:33

Mr Moon?

1:00:331:00:35

Good afternoon, ladies, what can I do for you?

1:00:351:00:37

You can cut the flannel for a start.

1:00:371:00:40

You know why we're here. Your boy ripped me off.

1:00:401:00:42

-I gave you a good...

-I'm talking to the organ grinder, not the monkey.

1:00:421:00:48

What my friend means is that there has been a little misunderstanding.

1:00:481:00:52

The little misunderstanding being, you ripped me off.

1:00:521:00:55

There's obviously been a misunderstanding. We're a reputable business.

1:00:551:00:59

We checked the price on the Internet.

1:00:591:01:01

Those candlesticks are worth a grand.

1:01:011:01:03

So if you know what's good for you, you'll give me what you owe me.

1:01:031:01:07

And don't think I'm scared of Tweedledum and Tweedle Dumber there.

1:01:071:01:11

There's no need for that sort of talking, Cora.

1:01:111:01:13

I'm sure that Mr Moon here will rectify his mistake.

1:01:131:01:18

Well, you've put me in a very difficult position, ladies.

1:01:181:01:21

I'd like to help, I really would. But, as they say... "Buyer Beware".

1:01:211:01:27

You'd better beware unless you put this right.

1:01:271:01:30

I tell you what, I'll give you 200 quid extra...

1:01:331:01:37

as a gesture of goodwill.

1:01:371:01:39

I want what I'm owed.

1:01:391:01:42

Right, 300.

1:01:431:01:46

Now, that's my final offer.

1:01:461:01:49

Take it or leave it.

1:01:491:01:51

-They're worth a lot more.

-Maybe they are. If I can find a buyer.

1:01:511:01:55

But I'd say that 500 is a fair price.

1:01:551:01:59

-Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.

-You are a highly disreputable man.

1:02:051:02:10

Don't think you've heard the last of this.

1:02:101:02:13

Oh, come on, Cora, it's over now.

1:02:131:02:16

Let us not stoop to their level.

1:02:161:02:18

I think that worked out quite well, considering.

1:02:241:02:26

I don't know what site they're looking at,

1:02:261:02:28

but those candlesticks are worth eight grand a pair!

1:02:281:02:32

Yes.

1:02:341:02:35

PHONE RINGS

1:02:361:02:37

Phone? Phone?

1:02:371:02:40

Ah.

1:02:401:02:41

Yes, hello.

1:02:441:02:45

Amira.

1:02:471:02:48

All right, ladies?

1:02:511:02:53

-Ripped off any old biddies lately?

-You just missed the fireworks.

1:02:531:02:56

Yeah, Dot and her pit bull wanted more cash. Blasted Internet.

1:02:561:03:00

"You are a highly disreputable man."

1:03:001:03:03

-What happened then?

-He sent them packing, didn't he?

1:03:031:03:06

Yeah, and a few quid in their pocket to keep them quiet.

1:03:061:03:08

Yeah, so we can all sleep easy now.

1:03:081:03:10

Such a bleeding heart.

1:03:101:03:12

With the money we make from that sale,

1:03:121:03:14

we'll be able to pay off our creditors.

1:03:141:03:17

So, yeah, I'll sleep very well, thank you.

1:03:171:03:19

I didn't know we had any creditors!

1:03:191:03:21

Just one of life's little realities that I protect you from.

1:03:211:03:24

Come on, Tyler, let's load up.

1:03:241:03:26

Good boy.

1:03:281:03:29

Ignore him.

1:03:331:03:35

Be good to have some extra cash floating around next week.

1:03:391:03:42

Tyler's fine.

1:03:421:03:43

Michael, honestly, do you really think he's up to it?

1:03:451:03:48

Golden Boy? Yeah, course.

1:03:481:03:50

Don't tell anyone, but just to make sure, I've set him up with a right mug.

1:03:501:03:54

Anyone with a bit of extra cash, a bit of insider knowledge will make a killing.

1:03:541:03:58

Don't tell anyone, though. Keep it between us.

1:04:001:04:03

And Yusef has no right getting involved.

1:04:081:04:10

I agree, OK. And I made sure that he understood that.

1:04:101:04:13

And you haven't heard anything from Amira?

1:04:171:04:19

No.

1:04:201:04:21

But if I did, if she were to get in contact, then...

1:04:261:04:29

..think there's a hope that there might be some kind of reconciliation?

1:04:301:04:34

I think that ship has sailed, Zee.

1:04:341:04:37

Yeah. Of course.

1:04:381:04:39

But you know, I don't want to see Syed getting hurt again.

1:04:441:04:50

What are you saying?

1:04:511:04:53

If Amira were to make contact, then is it the right thing to do to pass on her details to Syed?

1:04:531:04:58

Well, yes. Of course. If that's what Syed wants.

1:04:581:05:02

-And we want to make Syed happy, right?

-Yes.

1:05:021:05:05

And then there's Amira. I mean, she's the innocent party in all of this.

1:05:051:05:09

She should be free to move on with her life, shouldn't she?

1:05:091:05:12

Yeah. Just ignore me. I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.

1:05:121:05:16

It's just...

1:05:161:05:17

..there's so much going on and it came as such a shock to me, you know.

1:05:191:05:23

Zee.

1:05:231:05:24

I could go and see Qadim if you like.

1:05:291:05:31

Save you having to go through all of this.

1:05:311:05:34

No.

1:05:361:05:38

I can cope.

1:05:381:05:39

So it's 1900, silver, with a 15-jewel escapement movement.

1:05:481:05:52

-You know your stuff.

-It was Harry's pride and joy.

1:05:541:05:57

He used to bang on about it.

1:05:571:05:59

The movement's knackered, though.

1:05:591:06:01

That was Harry all over.

1:06:011:06:02

-I reckon it's worth a few hundred to the right buyer.

-So that's where I come in.

1:06:041:06:07

I thought with your contacts...

1:06:071:06:09

All right. Well, leave it with me. I'll see if I can get it working.

1:06:091:06:14

I'm sure we can come a mutually beneficial arrangement.

1:06:141:06:16

Ooh. I like the sound of that.

1:06:161:06:19

Tell you what, why don't you let me take you for a drink and we can discuss terms.

1:06:201:06:25

What would Carol say about that?

1:06:251:06:27

Well, I wasn't planning on inviting her.

1:06:271:06:30

Come on, it's just a drink.

1:06:321:06:34

-Or do you have to get Carol's permission to go out for a drink with a pal these days?

-No.

1:06:351:06:39

Maybe another time.

1:06:391:06:41

Sure.

1:06:431:06:44

-And I'll let you know about the watch.

-Thank you.

1:06:451:06:49

-Yep?

-I've got no more clients, so I'm going to head off.

1:06:581:07:00

Right.

1:07:001:07:02

-Everything all right?

-Yeah, yeah. Great.

-Yeah, great. Great. Great.

1:07:021:07:06

You are all right with me being here?

1:07:071:07:09

Yeah, yeah, course. Yeah, whatever Jack says, goes.

1:07:091:07:12

I dunno, just maybe...

1:07:121:07:15

Just try and fit in a bit.

1:07:151:07:17

Don't worry, love, I'll turn the camp dial down to a ten.

1:07:171:07:21

-Ta-ra!

-See you later.

1:07:211:07:23

Camp dial...

1:07:231:07:24

..that's funny.

1:07:251:07:27

Ray. Hello, mate. Michael Moon.

1:07:301:07:32

Yeah.

1:07:321:07:33

Yeah, not bad, not bad. I need ring girls for next Tuesday.

1:07:341:07:40

Actually, Ray, can I call you back?

1:07:401:07:42

Something's come up.

1:07:421:07:44

Shut the door.

1:07:481:07:50

That does not look like the face of someone with good news.

1:07:561:07:59

Your father is one tough nut to crack.

1:07:591:08:00

That's not news I want to hear. Maybe I should find someone who's up to it.

1:08:001:08:04

I'm up to the job. It just might take a little longer than I thought.

1:08:041:08:07

-We don't have time.

-You can't rush it!

1:08:071:08:09

Look, I need Carol to dump him next week.

1:08:091:08:14

You need to up your game, lady.

1:08:141:08:16

Next week?

1:08:161:08:18

Next Tuesday.

1:08:181:08:19

Tuesday...

1:08:191:08:21

..to be precise. Otherwise you don't get paid.

1:08:221:08:24

Oh, and Jodie, she gets married in a dress from a boot sale.

1:08:241:08:27

Why Tuesday?

1:08:271:08:28

I don't like Mondays.

1:08:291:08:32

So you need to get back out there, don't you?

1:08:351:08:37

And do what I'm paying you to do.

1:08:391:08:41

Oh, and I'll be docking you for that watch an' all.

1:08:451:08:48

Hey, here he is.

1:08:501:08:53

-Looking good, champ. Looking good.

-Yeah?

-Show us your guns.

1:08:531:08:56

Boom!

1:08:561:08:57

-Thought I'd get some training in.

-Yeah, good man.

1:08:571:09:00

-Got to get in shape for the big day, right?

-Good man.

1:09:001:09:02

-Yeah, you're going to walk it.

-Yeah, we've got like four days left.

-You will be brilliant.

1:09:021:09:07

Listen, Mike.

1:09:071:09:10

You sure I'm ready for this?

1:09:101:09:12

Yeah. Course.

1:09:131:09:15

-The other geezer don't stand a chance, Ty.

-Yeah?

1:09:151:09:17

-MOBILE BEEPS

-Come on, get in the game. Get in the game.

1:09:171:09:20

Excuse me, I've got to take this.

1:09:201:09:23

-INTERCOM:

-'Dr Kahn, your next patient is here.'

1:09:441:09:46

Send them through.

1:09:491:09:50

-All right, what you doing here?

-Getting my tickets for Tuesday.

1:10:011:10:04

-Ah.

-All set for the big day?

1:10:041:10:06

Yep, the other bloke don't stand a chance.

1:10:061:10:08

-How come your name's not on here?

-Weren't important enough to make a billing.

1:10:081:10:13

-It's only my second fight, innit?

-Oh, right.

-Yeah.

1:10:131:10:16

-Dad wouldn't approve. Thinks I'm too hot-headed to be good.

-But Michael thinks otherwise?

1:10:161:10:21

Yeah. Yeah, he's been great.

1:10:211:10:24

He's fast-tracking my training. Pushing me and all that.

1:10:241:10:27

He said, after I win this one, we can get some proper fights.

1:10:271:10:30

"Proper?"

1:10:301:10:31

Like, licensed and that.

1:10:311:10:33

-Great.

-You won't say anything to Dad, will you?

1:10:331:10:36

No. 'Course not.

1:10:361:10:38

-He has enough problems with his business and all that.

-Sure.

1:10:381:10:42

Thanks, Vanessa.

1:10:421:10:44

-You're a dark horse, ain't you?

-I shouldn't have said anything.

1:10:461:10:49

-Don't worry, your secret's safe. And congratulations.

-Thanks, darling.

1:10:491:10:53

-Congratulations? What are we celebrating?

-None of your business.

1:10:531:10:56

No, it's all right. Don't expect you to keep secrets from Alfie. Me and Sy, getting hitched.

1:10:561:11:01

Shut up! That's great news! It needs announcing.

1:11:011:11:04

Ladies and gentlemen...

1:11:041:11:05

Ow! What do you do that for?

1:11:051:11:07

-It's supposed to be a secret.

-Sorry, mate, schtum.

-Lummox.

1:11:071:11:10

No, it's just we've got to get a few things sorted, you know. Like Sy's divorce.

1:11:101:11:14

-Just a minor problem, then!

-Yeah.

-Yeah, I'm sure you'll sort it out.

1:11:141:11:17

You know, love conquers all. If you want to take a break and put your feet up...

1:11:171:11:21

I'd make sure I checked the paperwork if I were you.

1:11:211:11:23

Alfie tried to pull the "I'm divorced" stroke on me when we got married.

1:11:231:11:27

-No way!

-Well, I was, technically, a little bit married, I suppose.

1:11:271:11:30

He got a fake registrar. Fake snow.

1:11:301:11:33

In fact, everything was fake.

1:11:331:11:35

No, no, sweetheart, not everything was fake.

1:11:351:11:37

You know, I should even probably get my ring checked over, make sure that's not fake and all.

1:11:371:11:42

KNOCK ON DOOR

1:11:531:11:55

-I wanted to apologise for earlier.

-There's really no need.

1:12:011:12:04

And also to hold out an olive branch.

1:12:041:12:07

Come in.

1:12:071:12:10

Please.

1:12:101:12:11

I was wondering if you'd like to accompany me to a function tomorrow afternoon?

1:12:121:12:18

It's a tedious medical drinks thing and I'm committed to a plus-one

1:12:181:12:21

and you'd be saving me from having to take my septuagenarian receptionist.

1:12:211:12:26

That sounds very interesting.

1:12:261:12:28

Why don't we go into the kitchen and we can discuss it over a cup of tea.

1:12:281:12:32

She called earlier.

1:12:371:12:39

I'm sorry. This is all my fault.

1:12:391:12:41

I was thinking of destroying it.

1:12:411:12:44

I suppose you think I'm awful.

1:12:441:12:45

Awful? No.

1:12:451:12:47

Confused? Yes.

1:12:471:12:49

I suppose you think that Masood's right, as well.

1:12:491:12:51

That I should tell Syed about this.

1:12:511:12:53

-Masood knows about this?

-Not that Amira got in contact, no.

1:12:531:12:57

I see.

1:12:571:12:59

So what are you going to do?

1:12:591:13:01

Er...I agree with Masood, you know, it's the right thing to do.

1:13:021:13:06

Syed is our son, after all.

1:13:081:13:10

He deserves to be happy, but...

1:13:101:13:13

But?

1:13:131:13:14

But...

1:13:151:13:17

..if I tell him...

1:13:181:13:21

then the wedding...

1:13:211:13:23

that could go ahead.

1:13:231:13:24

Then don't tell him.

1:13:271:13:28

-What?

-Maybe I was wrong for interfering. Maybe you were right.

1:13:301:13:33

Maybe this is what's best for Syed.

1:13:331:13:36

And if you believe it's the right thing to do for your family, then...

1:13:361:13:39

-And you wouldn't tell anyone?

-No-one need ever know.

1:13:421:13:45

I could probably do a deal on the catering. I've got a great idea,

1:14:051:14:08

how about I get two of those plastic bridegrooms and stick them on the cake?

1:14:081:14:12

Which part of "no fuss" do you not understand?

1:14:121:14:14

I know, but sometimes, people say one thing when they really mean another, don't they?

1:14:141:14:19

You know, Alfie, that is really sweet of you.

1:14:191:14:21

Once everything is sorted out, you'll be the first to know.

1:14:211:14:24

-See? Master of knowing what people are thinking.

-Is that right?

-It's a gift.

1:14:241:14:28

So what am I thinking?

1:14:281:14:29

-I don't know, I've used up all my powers for the day.

-What a surprise.

1:14:291:14:32

No, OK, I can do this.

1:14:321:14:34

OK. Make your mind go blank. That was quick.

1:14:341:14:37

Get on with it!

1:14:371:14:38

All right. You're thinking... Oh, I can't say that, you saucy mare,

1:14:381:14:42

not in public. What's the matter with you?

1:14:421:14:44

What am I really thinking? Concentrate really hard.

1:14:441:14:47

OK, all right.

1:14:481:14:50

You're thinking your husband is the best husband in the whole wide world.

1:14:511:14:55

See, I told you he was a fake.

1:14:561:14:58

No, I tell you what, I'm getting...

1:15:021:15:04

Ooh, all the powers are coming back to me all of a sudden...

1:15:041:15:07

I know what you're thinking.

1:15:071:15:10

You're thinking your husband is an inconsiderate fool, who's always putting his foot in it.

1:15:101:15:15

Even though he doesn't mean to.

1:15:151:15:18

And it ain't enough he knows he's really hurt you.

1:15:181:15:22

But deep down... he knows you'll forgive him.

1:15:221:15:25

Because you know how much he loves you.

1:15:261:15:29

And that you love him, too.

1:15:301:15:32

Blimey.

1:15:371:15:38

Looks like Nan's got competition after all!

1:15:381:15:41

Skiving off early?

1:15:501:15:51

I wish. Just off to get more stock.

1:15:511:15:53

Oh. Busy day?

1:15:531:15:55

Well, the motors are flying out. And the commission flying in.

1:15:551:15:58

How you getting on with your half of the cash?

1:15:581:16:01

Yep, it's all in hand.

1:16:011:16:03

-It's good to see you working so hard, Darren.

-Can't let Jodie down, can we?

1:16:031:16:06

No, we can't. So you do whatever it takes, right?

1:16:061:16:11

Well, within reason, obviously.

1:16:111:16:14

Obviously.

1:16:141:16:16

-Well, I'll catch you later.

-OK.

1:16:161:16:18

Eddie.

1:16:281:16:30

I was just going to call you.

1:16:311:16:33

See if you wanted to go out for dinner later.

1:16:331:16:35

Oh, right, spend some of your ill-gotten gains?

1:16:351:16:37

Yeah, I've just had a interesting chat with Dot.

1:16:371:16:40

It's just business. It's nothing personal.

1:16:401:16:43

They're pensioners, Eddie.

1:16:431:16:44

And I'm a businessman.

1:16:441:16:46

-I need the proceeds of that sale to keep this place afloat.

-So that justifies what you did?

1:16:461:16:50

-We all have to make a living.

-Off the misfortune of others?

1:16:501:16:53

If needs be.

1:16:531:16:54

Right, well that gentleman act didn't last very long, did it?

1:16:551:16:58

Or is that just reserved for getting women in the back row of the cinema?

1:16:581:17:02

-I threw some extra cash at them, didn't I?

-Oh, right, well that is very big of you.

1:17:021:17:06

Look, it's all done and dusted. Just let me take you out for dinner.

1:17:061:17:09

-Do you seriously think I want to profit from your blood money?

-Now you're just overreacting.

1:17:091:17:14

Excuse me? I've just found out that the man I'm seeing is no better than a common thief.

1:17:141:17:18

-Watch what you're saying.

-If you pull any more stunts like that round here, you want to watch your back.

1:17:181:17:23

Oi. What you doing?

1:17:481:17:51

Painting the Sistine Chapel. What does it look like?

1:17:511:17:54

Listen, I want to thank you for letting it go the other night. I messed up.

1:17:551:17:59

You're a bigger person than me and I thank you for that,

1:17:591:18:02

cos I know that me and you, we'll get through this together.

1:18:021:18:05

You're still sleeping on the sofa.

1:18:061:18:08

What? No, hold on. But I thought...

1:18:101:18:13

-You thought what?

-Well, the way we were in the bar earlier.

1:18:131:18:15

Having a laugh and a joke. With Christian. Me and you.

1:18:151:18:18

-It's like the old magic, ain't it?

-It's called pretending, Alfie.

1:18:181:18:21

Pretending everything's all right.

1:18:211:18:23

-Kat, please. Oh...

-And that's exactly what we're going to do.

1:18:231:18:28

Pretend everything's all right.

1:18:281:18:30

Give the punters what they want.

1:18:301:18:32

The Kat and Alfie Show.

1:18:321:18:34

So, come on, the next performance is about to start.

1:18:341:18:38

Everything going to plan?

1:18:511:18:53

Well, that depends. On what the plan is.

1:18:531:18:56

Unlicensed fights? Classy.

1:18:571:19:00

I suppose it's a coincidence this fight happens on the day you want Carol to dump Eddie.

1:19:011:19:05

Who are you - Miss Marple?

1:19:051:19:07

I do not want to get involved in anything illegal.

1:19:071:19:09

Ahh.

1:19:091:19:11

So you draw the line at the immoral, do you?

1:19:111:19:14

What do you call goading your brother into a fight he's not ready for?

1:19:141:19:17

Tyler can look after himself.

1:19:171:19:19

I've heard about these unlicensed fights. Less red tape. Less rules.

1:19:191:19:23

He could get seriously hurt.

1:19:231:19:24

Is that what you want?

1:19:261:19:28

For Tyler to get hurt?

1:19:301:19:31

Oh, you're sick.

1:19:341:19:36

What the hell are you playing at?

1:19:361:19:37

-Do you know what? Get someone else to play your games.

-It's funny...

1:19:391:19:43

It's funny how dates stick...

1:19:441:19:48

..in the mind, don't you think?

1:19:491:19:51

I'll give you an example.

1:19:511:19:53

6th July, 1989. My driving test.

1:19:531:19:57

I passed, first time.

1:19:571:19:58

10th May, 1980.

1:20:001:20:03

West Ham won the cup. Trevor Brooking, header...

1:20:031:20:06

..as I recall.

1:20:071:20:08

13th September...

1:20:111:20:12

..1978.

1:20:131:20:15

The day my beloved dad killed my mother.

1:20:191:20:23

Mm.

1:20:271:20:28

While Eddie was out getting hammered, my mum...

1:20:281:20:32

..was at home, eating sleeping pills.

1:20:341:20:37

Oh, she killed herself.

1:20:371:20:39

HE MAY AS WELL HAVE POURED THE PILLS DOWN HER NECK!

1:20:391:20:44

SHE DID IT BECAUSE OF HIM! BECAUSE OF HIM!

1:20:441:20:46

BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS! BECAUSE OF THE MAN HE IS!

1:20:461:20:49

BECAUSE OF THE EVIL PIECE OF SCUM...

1:20:491:20:52

..that he is.

1:20:541:20:55

13th September.

1:20:571:20:58

That's Tuesday.

1:21:001:21:01

Yeah. Clever girl.

1:21:011:21:03

Clever girl.

1:21:051:21:06

And that's quite good, innit? It's quite fitting.

1:21:081:21:11

Poetic.

1:21:111:21:12

33 years of pain...

1:21:141:21:16

..about to come crashing home in one beautiful moment.

1:21:171:21:22

And you don't care who gets hurt in the process?

1:21:231:21:26

No.

1:21:261:21:27

All that matters is that he suffers...

1:21:301:21:33

Oh, he suffers like I've suffered.

1:21:341:21:36

And if you...

1:21:401:21:41

..don't want to break Jodie's heart...

1:21:431:21:45

..then you'll do your bit.

1:21:461:21:48

RADIO BLARES: # Run to the hills

1:21:571:22:01

# Run for your life

1:22:031:22:07

# Run to the hills

1:22:091:22:13

# Run for your life... #

1:22:141:22:19

Hello? Oi!

1:22:201:22:22

What is...? Oi!

1:22:221:22:24

You on the move?

1:22:261:22:27

Well, if I am, this is the first I've heard of it.

1:22:271:22:30

Shift this lot will you. This gaff couldn't half do with a clean.

1:22:481:22:51

-I'm not your slave.

-No, you're a freeloading waste of space.

1:22:511:22:54

Just cos you're in a bad mood, don't take it out on her.

1:22:541:22:57

-If you give me earache, I'll take it out on you instead.

-Come on then, I'd like to see you try.

1:22:571:23:02

Well, there's no place like home.

1:23:021:23:05

SHIRLEY AND HEATHER:. Ben!

1:23:051:23:07

You'll wear a hole in that if you're not careful.

1:23:181:23:21

Join me.

1:23:211:23:23

You look like you've got the worries of the world on your shoulders.

1:23:281:23:31

Just another day in paradise.

1:23:311:23:33

Carol and me had a bit of an argument.

1:23:351:23:37

Well, that's relationships for you, innit?

1:23:391:23:43

Well, mine anyway.

1:23:431:23:45

We always think we're going to learn from our mistakes, but we never do.

1:23:451:23:49

Before you know it, you're knocking on 40

1:23:491:23:51

and living out of a suitcase in a B & B.

1:23:511:23:54

I'm sorry I was a bit harsh on you yesterday.

1:23:541:23:58

Forget about it. I have.

1:23:591:24:02

-Any news on the watch?

-Not yet. Excuse me.

1:24:041:24:09

-All right?

-That looked cosy.

1:24:171:24:19

-Just business.

-Yeah, lining up your next victim?

1:24:191:24:22

Look, when you want to talk to me properly, you know where I am.

1:24:221:24:26

And how did you sleep?

1:24:341:24:35

Oh, very well, thank you. The pills really helped.

1:24:351:24:38

So your conscience must be clear.

1:24:381:24:40

And, um, what are you doing when your shift finishes?

1:24:401:24:43

Nothing in particular. Why?

1:24:431:24:45

I was wondering if, maybe, you'd accompany me

1:24:451:24:48

to that drinks reception after all.

1:24:481:24:50

Oh, I don't think that would be such a good idea.

1:24:501:24:53

-I thought you'd relish the chance to escape this drudgery.

-My life is drudgery now?

1:24:531:24:57

No, you live the life of luxury in a big palace

1:24:571:25:00

with flunkies to cater to your every whim.

1:25:001:25:02

Come on, live a little, it'll be fun. You deserve it.

1:25:021:25:06

I've not really got anything nice to wear, so...

1:25:081:25:12

What about that outfit you wore for the mehndi?

1:25:121:25:15

I can't be expected to just drop everything. I mean, what about Kamil?

1:25:161:25:19

Well, I'm sure Masood won't mind spending some more time with his son.

1:25:191:25:23

I'll pick you up at three.

1:25:231:25:24

Why didn't you tell us you were coming back? We'd have picked you up.

1:25:311:25:35

-I didn't want a fuss.

-Hark at Mr Independent here.

1:25:351:25:38

So, what made you decide to come back?

1:25:381:25:40

I had no choice really. You know, school,

1:25:421:25:46

and, well, my probation's over.

1:25:461:25:48

-Do you think he's grown?

-He's only been gone four months.

1:25:481:25:51

Fur months is a long time at that age, innit?

1:25:511:25:53

-It is at any age living with you.

-Have you started shaving?

1:25:531:25:56

Give him a break. He said he don't want a fuss.

1:25:561:25:59

-I'm going down the club. Do you want to come?.

-No, you're all right.

1:25:591:26:02

I've got to head out and catch up with Jay.

1:26:021:26:05

Hello?

1:26:091:26:10

-Wotcha, Bealey.

-What are you doing here?

1:26:121:26:16

SHE HUMS "TEQUILA" BY THE CHAMPS

1:26:161:26:18

Tequila!

1:26:201:26:21

They're barely talking to one another.

1:26:251:26:27

This is not good.

1:26:271:26:29

It's perfect.

1:26:291:26:31

-It's no good them breaking up now. I need them together, I need them strong.

-What, for Tuesday?

1:26:311:26:35

-Maybe we should just call it off, then.

-What, ere you stupid?

1:26:351:26:39

Huh?

1:26:391:26:40

Miss all the fun

1:26:401:26:42

of seeing him crushed?

1:26:421:26:44

No, no, no. What do we do now?

1:26:441:26:46

What do we do now? You back off him a bit.

1:26:461:26:48

Give me time to get them back together.

1:26:481:26:50

You are seriously twisted, you know that?

1:26:501:26:54

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

1:26:561:26:59

You're in the clear because I got Paul to drop the charges. Yeah, don't ask...

1:27:001:27:04

-And then I remembered I'd borrowed 200 quid off you, so...

-Borrowed?!

1:27:041:27:09

You didn't think I'd nicked it, did you?

1:27:091:27:11

-So what are we going to do now, then?

-We?

1:27:111:27:14

Yeah, I thought you might want to take me to lunch.

1:27:141:27:17

No, I've got my accounts to do, thank you.

1:27:171:27:19

What? This lot?

1:27:191:27:21

Yes.

1:27:211:27:22

Mandy, put them down, please.

1:27:221:27:25

Mandy!

1:27:251:27:26

Pick 'em up.

1:27:301:27:32

Make me.

1:27:331:27:34

-All right.

-All right.

1:27:351:27:37

-That suits you.

-Shut up.

-Where's Abi?

1:27:371:27:39

Probably playing with her dolls. Who's this, then?

1:27:391:27:42

This is Duncan from the gym.

1:27:421:27:45

-All right, Duncan from the gym. I'm Lola from the block.

-Hi.

1:27:451:27:48

So, Lola from the block, have you and Abi got any plans after school?

1:27:481:27:53

-We could come down the gym.

-A gym's no place for girls.

1:27:531:27:55

Got to keep your mind on the fight. Stay focused.

1:27:551:27:58

Well, we could always hang out somewhere else,

1:27:581:28:01

-somewhere with no distractions.

-So, did you miss me then?

1:28:011:28:04

-Ben. All right, son. How are you? You're looking well.

-You too.

1:28:041:28:09

So this is the great Ben Mitchell?

1:28:091:28:11

Not what I was expecting at all.

1:28:111:28:12

-Right, and who are you?

-I'm your second cousin, three times removed.

1:28:121:28:16

-Billy's granddaughter.

-Oh, is that all?

1:28:161:28:19

We should be, er, getting back to the gym.

1:28:191:28:23

-This is Duncan. He's like the next big thing.

-Oh, is that right?

1:28:231:28:26

-So they say.

-I suppose I should get back to school.

1:28:261:28:29

-Tell Abi I'll catch up with her later.

-You can come down

1:28:291:28:32

the park if you want. As long as you bring a bottle of cider.

1:28:321:28:35

I can do better than that. Look, why don't you lot come over to ours. We've got video games, pool, beers.

1:28:351:28:40

-Cos I'm sure Phil's going to love that, ain't he?

-It'll be fine.

1:28:401:28:44

Dad's so pleased to have me back he'll put up with just about anything. Even you.

1:28:441:28:48

Three, two, one, go...

1:28:511:28:53

Whoo! One for luck?

1:28:551:28:58

No. I've got to pick Bobby up from school.

1:28:581:29:00

OK, well, um,

1:29:001:29:02

-you're going to have to do a forfeit.

-What sort of forfeit?

1:29:021:29:05

Well, if you're not going to drink the tequila,

1:29:051:29:08

you're going to have to eat what's in the bottom of the bottle.

1:29:081:29:11

-Hold on a minute, that's a worm, innit?

-Uh huh.

1:29:111:29:13

-No way. No way.

-Oh, come on, it's no big deal.

1:29:131:29:18

-If it's no big deal, you eat it.

-All right, we'll share.

1:29:181:29:21

How are you going to get it out the bottle?

1:29:221:29:25

Whoa!!

1:29:251:29:27

You're going to have to clean that up!

1:29:271:29:29

Problem solved.

1:29:291:29:30

-OK.

-I hope there's no glass on that.

-Here goes.

-No...

1:29:321:29:35

It's not bad.

1:29:391:29:41

Tastes like chicken.

1:29:411:29:43

Go on, your turn.

1:29:451:29:46

Urrgh.

1:29:461:29:48

Oh, that is... Oh, that's disgusting.

1:29:511:29:54

I can't believe you just did that.

1:29:541:29:58

That is disgusting.

1:29:581:30:00

Look.

1:30:001:30:01

That is so irresponsible.

1:30:041:30:06

Yeah, but totally hilarious.

1:30:061:30:07

Your face. You was like...

1:30:071:30:10

I have to go and get Bobby.

1:30:121:30:14

All right, cool. I'll come with you.

1:30:141:30:17

No, um, you stay here.

1:30:171:30:21

This needs clearing up before he come home.

1:30:211:30:23

-Yes, sir. Let me.

-Oh, thanks.

1:30:231:30:27

-There you go.

-Thank you.

1:30:311:30:34

Right, I won't be long. But please...

1:30:341:30:37

Yes, yes.

1:30:371:30:39

Tequila!

1:30:451:30:46

-You think it's all right, what he did to Cora and Dot?

-No.

1:30:461:30:49

I'm just saying that you two have got a good thing.

1:30:491:30:52

And it'd be a shame to see it spoiled.

1:30:521:30:54

He knows where I am if he wants to talk to me.

1:30:541:30:56

And you know he's as stubborn as you are, don't you?

1:30:561:30:59

Just talk to him.

1:31:001:31:01

-Can I get you a drink?

-Oh, yeah, thanks.

1:31:101:31:14

-Vodka tonic, please.

-Oh, great, two vodka tonics, please.

1:31:141:31:18

Must be a really hard time for you.

1:31:181:31:21

Well, I've had better. And worse.

1:31:211:31:23

I might be able to help.

1:31:231:31:25

-Really?

-I've decided to start up a cleaning business.

-And?

1:31:251:31:31

And, well, I thought you might like a job.

1:31:311:31:34

What, as a cleaner?

1:31:341:31:36

You'd be in very good company.

1:31:361:31:39

I mean, Heather's on board already.

1:31:391:31:42

I don't think I've sunk that low just yet.

1:31:421:31:44

No, no, I'm sure the offers are just rolling in.

1:31:441:31:46

Still, no doubt your next meal ticket will be along soon.

1:31:461:31:52

Unless you've met him already?

1:31:521:31:55

You and Eddie looked very cosy in the cafe earlier.

1:31:551:31:59

-Me and Eddie are just mates.

-So that'll be why

1:31:591:32:01

-you were reeling him in with that sob story.

-I think your imagination's working overtime.

1:32:011:32:06

I don't think so.

1:32:061:32:08

I know a gold-digger when I see one. You know, been there done that.

1:32:081:32:11

Don't judge everybody by your standards.

1:32:111:32:15

Oh, no, see that's where you're going wrong.

1:32:151:32:17

Someone in your situation can't really afford to have standards.

1:32:171:32:22

And let me give you a few pointers, free of charge.

1:32:221:32:25

You know, I am particularly experienced in the older man market

1:32:251:32:29

and if I was trying to sucker Eddie, I would have him hook, line and sinker by now.

1:32:291:32:34

Eddie would never go for a cheap little tart like you.

1:32:341:32:37

Oh, what's this? Dear, oh, dear. Jealousy?

1:32:371:32:42

Now you've broken the first rule of gold-digging -

1:32:421:32:45

never fall for your victim.

1:32:451:32:46

-What do you want for your tea?

-Anything.

1:32:511:32:54

Dad!

1:33:011:33:03

-So, do you like them?

-Yeah. They're great, thanks.

1:33:031:33:05

Ah, don't thank me. Thank your dad. He paid for them.

1:33:051:33:09

-Thanks, Dad.

-So it's only fair he gets the first soaking, right?

1:33:091:33:13

Argh, it's cold!

1:33:131:33:14

Arrgh, that is so cold.

1:33:141:33:16

Oh, you two... I tell you what, you are so...so going to get it!

1:33:161:33:21

-Should have thought about it a bit more.

-Oh, no!

1:33:211:33:23

Er. Right, OK.

1:33:281:33:30

And, go.

1:33:311:33:33

-Nah, it's not happening today.

-One sec.

1:33:351:33:38

Aw, what's the matter? You feeling like a spare part?

1:33:431:33:47

You think you're the right business, don't you?

1:33:471:33:50

No. I know I am.

1:33:501:33:52

Yeah, well I'm back now.

1:33:531:33:57

So... it's time to take a step down the ladder.

1:33:571:34:00

Right, incoming.

1:34:031:34:04

Who's up for a bit of boxing?

1:34:051:34:08

-Yes!

-Yeah.

1:34:081:34:10

Don't mind, babe, if I have a game of boxing?

1:34:101:34:13

Ooh, Ian.

1:34:331:34:35

SHE GASPS

1:34:351:34:38

-All right!

-I'm really sorry, Janine.

1:34:381:34:41

Janine?!

1:34:421:34:44

Blimey, you've, er, grown.

1:34:441:34:46

Mandy?! What are you doing here?

1:34:461:34:48

Well, I was just passing through.

1:34:481:34:51

Thought I'd look up some old friends.

1:34:511:34:54

You were next on my list.

1:34:541:34:57

Oh, yeah, right.

1:34:571:34:58

Well, I'm a little bit too big for you to bully these days.

1:34:581:35:01

Still, it's nice to see that you're doing so well for yourself.

1:35:011:35:04

I should be going.

1:35:041:35:07

Mandy.

1:35:071:35:08

She's, um, staying with me.

1:35:091:35:11

Ooh. In what capacity exactly?

1:35:111:35:15

Goodbye, Janine.

1:35:151:35:17

Oh, do stay. I really love to talk about old times.

1:35:171:35:20

I really hope that you're all going to be very happy together.

1:35:201:35:23

Thanks.

1:35:301:35:31

Come here.

1:35:311:35:33

We should go sort Bobby's tea out.

1:35:341:35:37

Come on, Munchkin.

1:35:371:35:39

Seconds out. Round three.

1:36:161:36:17

I thought that maybe we could go for a drink later.

1:36:171:36:20

Oh, you're talking to me now?

1:36:201:36:22

I was talking to you before.

1:36:221:36:23

That wasn't talking. That was sniping.

1:36:231:36:26

So what do you want? A grovelling apology?

1:36:261:36:28

Well, a simple "I'm sorry" would suffice.

1:36:281:36:32

All right. I'm sorry that I went off at you like that.

1:36:341:36:37

See? That didn't hurt much, did it?

1:36:371:36:39

And? Haven't you got something to say to me?

1:36:391:36:43

Don't think so. Got nothing to apologise for.

1:36:431:36:46

You tell that to Dot when she can't pay her bills next month.

1:36:461:36:50

Look, I've got a busy afternoon.

1:36:501:36:52

I'm expecting a delivery to arrive

1:36:521:36:54

and I need to find a buyer for Vanessa's watch.

1:36:541:36:57

What is it with you and her?

1:36:571:36:58

Oh, so it's shifted from moral outrage

1:36:581:37:01

to jealousy and paranoia.

1:37:011:37:03

-I'm really glad you popped in.

-I don't know why I bothered.

1:37:031:37:06

-You know where the door is.

-Yeah, I do.

1:37:061:37:09

I see what Jay means.

1:37:141:37:17

You're pretty good.

1:37:171:37:18

Yeah, it's all about focus.

1:37:181:37:20

Are you going to be much longer?

1:37:201:37:22

TV DROWNS OUT SPEECH

1:37:261:37:28

And that's how you do it.

1:37:281:37:30

Now how about I show you what I can do, eh?

1:37:331:37:36

I've only got to win two more bouts and I'm World Champion. Come on, Ben.

1:37:361:37:40

Yeah, all right, mate.

1:37:401:37:41

Line yourself up.

1:37:441:37:45

Right, we're in. Let's go.

1:37:451:37:47

-You're going to lose.

-Mate, get out my earhole.

1:37:501:37:52

-You're going to lose, Ben.

-Shut up, mate.

1:37:521:37:54

Thank you.

1:38:021:38:03

I'm so sorry.

1:38:031:38:05

Is it just me, or is everyone staring at us?

1:38:121:38:14

No, they're staring, all right.

1:38:141:38:16

Wow, that's fine, then.

1:38:161:38:19

Yusef, I am seriously overdressed.

1:38:191:38:22

You look sublime.

1:38:221:38:24

They're just not used to seeing me with someone.

1:38:241:38:27

Still, gives them something to gossip about, I suppose.

1:38:271:38:29

You know me, I can't abide gossips.

1:38:291:38:32

If you'll excuse me, I need to do some networking.

1:38:341:38:36

-You're leaving me?

-I won't be long.

1:38:361:38:39

Enjoy the hospitality. And mingle.

1:38:391:38:41

Mingle.

1:38:411:38:43

Hello.

1:38:441:38:46

I can do mingling. How hard can mingling be?

1:38:471:38:51

-You'll soon get used to it.

-Sorry?

1:38:511:38:53

Being abandoned at these things.

1:38:531:38:55

It's as dull as dishwater, but one has to do one's duty.

1:38:551:38:58

Yes, stiff upper lip and all that.

1:38:581:39:02

And, these events aside, it's not all bad being the doctor's wife.

1:39:031:39:08

Free upgrades on flights.

1:39:081:39:10

Medical care on tap.

1:39:101:39:12

Oh and, of course, not forgetting a certain social standing.

1:39:121:39:17

Yes, I suppose it has its perks.

1:39:171:39:20

So how long have you and Dr Khan been married?

1:39:211:39:25

Well, if you're bored, Liam, go and play with your mates.

1:39:281:39:31

-Don't fancy it.

-Well, you can't stay here.

1:39:311:39:33

I could go and see if Eddie needs some help with his stock.

1:39:351:39:38

-No!

-Why not?

1:39:381:39:40

Because he's busy. He doesn't want you in the way.

1:39:401:39:42

-But he likes it when I help out.

-Just go home, Liam.

1:39:421:39:45

It's always the kids that suffer.

1:39:501:39:52

-I don't need you guilt-tripping me.

-As if I would.

1:39:521:39:56

-The boy's obviously very fond of Dad.

-Yeah, well Liam's not the one who has to put up with his moods.

1:39:561:40:01

You still not talking, then?

1:40:011:40:04

I don't think it's any of your business, Michael.

1:40:041:40:07

Do you want to know what Dad's problem is?

1:40:071:40:09

-Enlighten me.

-He's scared.

-Of what exactly?

1:40:091:40:13

Of being with someone. And of being alone.

1:40:131:40:16

Well, that's really helpful.

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That's why it never worked out with his second wife.

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He couldn't let her in and he couldn't let her go. So she just walked.

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Yeah, well, right now, I don't blame her.

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-You don't mean that.

-Don't I?

-No, no, you don't.

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Cos I've seen the way you two are together.

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I've seen the way he looks at you.

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So what am I supposed to do?

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Put up with his moods while he figures it out?

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-Well, that depends on how much you love him.

-Love?

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I think you're jumping the gun there a little bit.

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Sorry, course. We won't use the L-word.

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Don't want people getting the wrong idea.

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If you like him... If you like him as much as I think you do,

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then you'll figure out a way

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to make him see sense.

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And Yusef wore red and gold

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and he arrived on a white horse and there were dancers and drummers.

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-Well, there'll certainly be a few green-eyed monsters here today.

-Really?

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Oh, yes. Yusef was one of the few remaining eligible bachelors.

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And quite a catch.

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I suppose he is.

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And you haven't been married before?

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Yusef is my first husband.

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And last, I hope.

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Alison. Lovely to see you.

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I was just chatting to Leonard.

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-That must have been fascinating for you.

-It was enlightening.

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And he was singing your praises as usual.

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Could I borrow my wife a moment?

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Ah, course.

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Enjoying yourself...

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Mrs Khan?

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Word soon spreads at these things.

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I'm so sorry.

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She just assumed and I thought it would be rude to correct her.

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I didn't want to make a faux pas or cause a scene.

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You're not angry with me, are you?

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I'm flattered.

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As good as new. And I think I've found us a buyer.

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You don't hang about.

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I guessed you'd want a quick sale with Jodie's wedding coming.

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Yeah, I need every penny I can get.

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Just hope it's all worth it. Last the distance, you know.

1:42:331:42:37

You haven't tried to put her off, then?

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Warned her of the perils of married life?

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I've been sorely tempted, but you know what it's like at that age.

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The triumph of hope over experience.

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If you could do it all over again, would you do anything differently?

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Everything.

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It can't have been all bad.

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Well, maybe just the bad bits then.

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-A few of those were there?

-Just a few.

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You and me both. I've stuffed up more times than I can remember.

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No matter how hard you try and forget about all the bad stuff,

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you know, ignore it, pretend it doesn't matter,

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that it's not your fault, it's just always there, you know,

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eating away.

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I'm sorry. I'm not even making any sense.

1:43:261:43:29

I think it's all the...the stress of Jodie's wedding.

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It's playing havoc with me nerves.

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I should probably go.

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Stay.

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Have a drink.

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Tyler always keep some handy.

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For the calming of the nerves and the drowning of the sorrows.

1:43:531:43:57

-Were did you honeymoon?

-Pakistan.

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It holds such a special significance for us both

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it seemed like a natural choice.

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And we hope to go there again one day. For another visit.

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That would probably not be for a while.

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What with Yusef's busy practice and my charity work.

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Zainab's very active in the community.

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Oh, well you should come over for dinner some time.

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-Alison's always organising some charity event or other.

-That would be lovely.

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And then you can tell us more about how you managed to nab this one.

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I never thought he was the "marrying again" type.

1:44:381:44:42

You know, Alison, neither did I.

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But then sometimes someone can come into your life

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and change your way of thinking.

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Your very way of being.

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Like a jolt of lightning that wakes you up from a slumber

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you never even noticed you were in.

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And then you realise that everything in your life up to that point

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was merely a rehearsal for that one, magical, perfect moment.

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Pretty damned smitten, I'd say.

1:45:091:45:12

Well, I think it's time we were leaving.

1:45:141:45:17

Can't wait to get the new bride home, eh? Don't blame you.

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-Mrs Khan.

-Nice to meet you.

1:45:201:45:23

-Bye.

-Bye.

-Bye.

1:45:231:45:25

Excuse me.

1:45:251:45:27

-Bye.

-Bye-bye.

1:45:271:45:29

-To hell with relationships, that's what I say.

-To hell with relationships.

1:45:311:45:35

Not sure Carol would appreciate that toast.

1:45:401:45:42

But then...

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Carol's not here.

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And you shouldn't be either.

1:45:521:45:55

But I am, Eddie.

1:45:571:45:58

Here and now.

1:46:001:46:01

All right.

1:46:271:46:29

Is, er, Shirl about?

1:46:291:46:31

Yeah, she's doing dinner.

1:46:311:46:32

So you glad to be back?

1:46:341:46:36

Yeah. I couldn't stay with Gran forever, could I?

1:46:361:46:39

Anyway, she was doing my head in.

1:46:391:46:41

Yeah, she, er...

1:46:411:46:42

She rang earlier. Said how she thought it was time you came back.

1:46:421:46:46

You know, got on with things.

1:46:461:46:48

So it's, er, a fresh start, eh?

1:46:501:46:53

Yeah. Why not.

1:46:531:46:56

-How's your afternoon been?

-Good. It was like I was never away.

1:46:591:47:02

I had a wonderful time. Thank you.

1:47:131:47:17

Having you there certainly livened things up.

1:47:171:47:20

Well, you were right, you know, it's good to escape once in a while.

1:47:201:47:25

Well, I should, er... I should get going.

1:47:331:47:35

Yes, of course.

1:47:351:47:37

What are you doing?!

1:47:441:47:46

-I thought...

-Zainab, you're a married woman!

1:47:481:47:51

-I'm so sorry.

-If you weren't married,

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-that would be different.

-Please, forgive me, I'm very sorry.

1:47:531:47:56

I think maybe you got carried away with the pretence.

1:47:561:48:00

The door was open.

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I was just about to head off.

1:48:181:48:20

Right.

1:48:201:48:21

Just...just, er, hear me out. Please.

1:48:221:48:25

I know I'm not the easiest person in the world to be with,

1:48:271:48:30

God knows you try the patience of a saint, at times...

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and I know you're scared,

1:48:341:48:36

you know, scared that this is going somewhere,

1:48:361:48:39

scared that it's not going somewhere,

1:48:391:48:41

but, see, that's all right, cos I am too.

1:48:411:48:43

In fact, I'm petrified.

1:48:441:48:46

But, you see, I think what we've got is just too good to throw away.

1:48:471:48:51

But if you don't then that's fine. You know, I'll walk away now.

1:48:521:48:56

Save us both the heartache.

1:48:561:48:58

But you, um...

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you need to know that I love you.

1:48:591:49:02

You ridiculous, frustrating, annoying, man.

1:49:031:49:06

Come here.

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