09/06/2012 ‹ EastEnders Omnibus

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60 years on the throne, and this is what she gets?	0:00:29	0:00:33
Hello. It's me...again.	0:00:36	0:00:39
I can take a joke, Michael.	0:00:39	0:00:42
"What money?" It was very funny.	0:00:42	0:00:45
It's just that...	0:00:45	0:00:46
I can't sleep at the moment	0:00:46	0:00:49
and I was wondering if...	0:00:49	0:00:50
Well, could you just give me a ring back when you get this?	0:00:50	0:00:54
Just ring.	0:00:54	0:00:56
No. That's not actually where I said.	0:01:00	0:01:05
-But it looks good here, though. -No, no, I'm events manager	0:01:05	0:01:07
and I'm managing, thank you.	0:01:07	0:01:09
PEN CLICKS	0:01:12	0:01:15
CLICKING CONTINUES	0:01:22	0:01:24
OK, Jean, cavalry's here.	0:01:26	0:01:29
-I didn't order any cavalry. -No, not a real cavalry - me.	0:01:29	0:01:33
-Jean's doing fine. -Fine?!	0:01:33	0:01:35
Why don't you just go over to Buckingham Palace	0:01:35	0:01:37
-and poke her eye out with a blunt stick? -It's for the Queen.	0:01:37	0:01:41
-She deserves better than THIS. -Thank you!	0:01:41	0:01:43
-Although I am dealing with this. -Why don't you get a coffee, Jean?	0:01:43	0:01:46
Rose and I can take over.	0:01:46	0:01:47
I don't want a coffee.	0:01:47	0:01:49
Rose? If we wanted incompetence we'd just leave Jean in charge - no offence.	0:01:49	0:01:53
Offence taken.	0:01:53	0:01:54
-That is really not very nice. -Jean is actually in charge.	0:01:54	0:01:56
So what you doing here? You still ain't told me.	0:01:56	0:01:58
-Alfie left ME to oversee. -Well, I'm back now.	0:01:58	0:02:01
Oh! It gets worse. Come on, Masood.	0:02:01	0:02:03
-I've got an extra shift at the sorting office. -But this is meant to be fun!	0:02:03	0:02:07
It's a family day, you know, people celebrating the Jubilee.	0:02:07	0:02:10
-Rose, let's make a list. -I'm drawing up a list. -We've got a list.	0:02:10	0:02:13
-But Masood's helping me. -Bank holiday - double pay.	0:02:13	0:02:16
-So we can afford the new sofa? -No, we can't afford a new sofa. It's not all about the sofa.	0:02:16	0:02:19
Ray, Mo and me are fine.	0:02:19	0:02:22
-Thank you. -Actually, I could do with spending some time with Morgan.	0:02:22	0:02:26
MASOOD: It's no big secret. Do you want me to get this promotion?	0:02:26	0:02:30
-Yes, but I can't look after Kamil and organise an entire Jubilee! -Would you all just go, please?	0:02:30	0:02:34
This is meant to be about family.	0:02:34	0:02:35
-I love you. -Huh!	0:02:35	0:02:38
All right, then. Decorations!	0:02:38	0:02:41
I'm sorting the decorations.	0:02:41	0:02:43
-The decorations do not need sorting. Nothing needs sorting. -See?	0:02:43	0:02:47
-ROXY: Jean, maybe you sho... -There is a schedule, drawn up by the events manager,	0:02:47	0:02:50
with allotted tasks for allotted people.	0:02:50	0:02:54
None of you are allotted people.	0:02:54	0:02:56
Fresh air, outside - go. Now!	0:02:56	0:02:59
12 o'clock is fine. Yeah, I'm free all day.	0:02:59	0:03:04
Same address as last time?	0:03:04	0:03:05
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.	0:03:05	0:03:07
We'll go for a 1952 theme.	0:03:07	0:03:11
-Uh, it's 2012. -We're going for 1952.	0:03:11	0:03:14
-We should be celebrating Britain today. -Tyler! I need you.	0:03:14	0:03:18
-Don't we all! -Behave yourself.	0:03:18	0:03:20
We've got two full Englishes on Seb Coe,	0:03:23	0:03:27
we've got a scrambled on brown for Radcliffe...	0:03:27	0:03:32
And what was it...	0:03:32	0:03:34
Kim! Extra sausage for Colin Jackson.	0:03:34	0:03:37
I'm working.	0:03:37	0:03:38
What's that - in the Pretty Woman sense of the word, is that?	0:03:38	0:03:41
-It's called customer service. -Yeah?	0:03:41	0:03:44
It'll be customer self-service	0:03:44	0:03:46
if you don't get your backside in that kitchen.	0:03:46	0:03:49
Excuse me.	0:03:50	0:03:52
Denise? At the heart of a good business	0:03:52	0:03:55
is a hostess with a good heart, you know?	0:03:55	0:03:58
Earlier today, a phone call - four more bookings for Monday.	0:03:58	0:04:02
-You think it's every day we have a Queen on the throne that long? -We've got a restaurant to run.	0:04:06	0:04:10
-She doesn't spend that much time on the throne. -Who cares about the Queen? -Afia!	0:04:10	0:04:14
-The sooner we have a president the better. -Why can't Dad look after Kamil?	0:04:14	0:04:18
-You tell me. He's up to something. -Like what?	0:04:18	0:04:20
I don't know, do I?	0:04:20	0:04:22
-Come on, we need to go! -OK, fine. OK, just go.	0:04:22	0:04:24
Go have fun together. Do the things that young people do.	0:04:24	0:04:27
-Yeah, like folding napkins - crazy(!) -Leave me to worry about your father,	0:04:27	0:04:31
to find a babysitter, to organise a party for the entire world...	0:04:31	0:04:35
DOOR CLOSES	0:04:35	0:04:37
This is meant to be a family day!	0:04:37	0:04:40
DOOR OPENS	0:04:46	0:04:48
-Hello, Billy. -They ain't back.	0:04:48	0:04:50
Gone for a dirty weekend.	0:04:50	0:04:51
-I saw them go. I just wondered if they might be... -No, no, no.	0:04:51	0:04:54
So, what was that all about, abolishing the entire monarchy?	0:05:02	0:05:05
You think your mum's going to let us run speed dating?	0:05:05	0:05:08
We're not running speed dating.	0:05:08	0:05:11
Well...	0:05:11	0:05:12
Afia, what have you done? Afia!	0:05:12	0:05:14
-You all right, Juice? -Yeah. Three businesses, one pair of hands...	0:05:18	0:05:21
And a floor full of soap suds. Bobby!	0:05:21	0:05:25
-Sorry. -You know what,	0:05:25	0:05:27
it's a good thing your dad's coming back today then, innit?	0:05:27	0:05:29
-Yeah, he's staying a bit longer. Nurse his broken heart. -What?!	0:05:29	0:05:33
And leave you here all by yourself? That ain't fair.	0:05:33	0:05:36
You couldn't take Bobby for a couple of hours again, could you?	0:05:36	0:05:39
Luce, man, I'm working. Mr Hot Pepper sauce, he ain't going to have any of that.	0:05:39	0:05:43
-CRASH! -Bobby!	0:05:43	0:05:46
Jack... You seen Michael?	0:05:52	0:05:54
I know that he went to Paris - I saw him go to Paris.	0:05:54	0:05:58
I was just wondering if he was back from Paris. Is everything OK?	0:05:58	0:06:02
Jean, he's not interested, all right?	0:06:02	0:06:06
I hear thing's are going well. Here, I mean, with the gym.	0:06:10	0:06:15
-Yeah, things are heaving. -Hooray!	0:06:15	0:06:17
Ticketty-boo. And the disadvantaged kids project?	0:06:17	0:06:21
-In Your Corner? -Sorry, you lost me.	0:06:23	0:06:26
You know, getting kids off the street, keeping them out of trouble,	0:06:26	0:06:29
boost their confidence, they do better at school.	0:06:29	0:06:33
In...In Your Corner?	0:06:33	0:06:36
-Jean... -The money from the council?	0:06:36	0:06:38
You must've got the wrong gym, darling.	0:06:38	0:06:40
Your mother has taken over the Vic's Jubilee celebrations.	0:06:49	0:06:51
I have not taken over anything!	0:06:51	0:06:53
Jean wanted my expertise, your father is acting all weird,	0:06:53	0:06:56
your brother is at the restaurant, so that leaves you.	0:06:56	0:06:59
Well, we've got Yasmin.	0:06:59	0:07:00
Do you want everyone to think that no-one is ready to help your family out?	0:07:00	0:07:04
-No. Christian can babysit. -Mum, you can't just come in...	0:07:04	0:07:07
-The last time they were together Yasmin bit him. -She is teething!	0:07:07	0:07:11
He is her uncle, not a rusk! Come on, Syed.	0:07:11	0:07:13
Let's go, let's go, let's go.	0:07:13	0:07:15
-Sorry. -That's OK.	0:07:15	0:07:17
-Bye-bye. See you. -Bye.	0:07:18	0:07:21
OK, let me just check, OK?	0:07:21	0:07:23
Erm, Dee, I'm in with you tonight, yeah? Patrick's on the sofa.	0:07:23	0:07:29
-The bookings... The four bookings. -For NEXT Monday!	0:07:31	0:07:34
It's not my fault, though, is it?	0:07:34	0:07:36
Mondays shouldn't all have the same names.	0:07:36	0:07:39
60 years.	0:07:39	0:07:41
Time goes so fast.	0:07:41	0:07:44
Right. That is the last of it from the Emporium.	0:07:44	0:07:47
Mum took Dorothy and me to watch the procession.	0:07:47	0:07:49
I had a new hat.	0:07:49	0:07:51
We had the day off school.	0:07:51	0:07:53
So I pitched marbles and played cricket all day.	0:07:53	0:07:56
We went to Jo Langston's house,	0:07:56	0:07:59
her dad bought a telly specially.	0:07:59	0:08:01
-I'd never seen a telly! -You'd never seen a telly before?	0:08:01	0:08:05
I was a gymslip mum with a baby.	0:08:05	0:08:07
You was a gymslip mum?	0:08:07	0:08:08
You lot think you invented sex.	0:08:08	0:08:10
The Coronation meant a day off from the chicken factory,	0:08:10	0:08:13
a pub full of soldiers, and quick a knee-trembler round the back!	0:08:13	0:08:17
God save the Queen!	0:08:17	0:08:19
Hear, hear.	0:08:19	0:08:20
Must have come unplugged during the cleaning.	0:08:23	0:08:25
-Was it? -Yeah.	0:08:25	0:08:27
That's awful.	0:08:27	0:08:29
We wouldn't want to miss Alfie, would we? If he rings.	0:08:29	0:08:33
-Jean, is there something you're... -Why don't you go upstairs? Relax!	0:08:33	0:08:37
I'll be fine, really.	0:08:37	0:08:40
With the customers.	0:08:40	0:08:42
And the party planning.	0:08:42	0:08:45
And the phone.	0:08:45	0:08:47
-Pint of the usual? -Yes, please.	0:08:47	0:08:49
SPLUTTERING	0:08:49	0:08:51
-Oh. I'll go and change the barrel. -No! -We need beer.	0:08:51	0:08:55
Come on, Syed, hurry up!	0:08:57	0:09:00
-What... What is all this old tat? -We've got enough hands now, thank you.	0:09:00	0:09:06
-Oh, well, if we're really not needed... -No, no. We want modern, we want fun.	0:09:06	0:09:11
-Yeah, exactly. -What is this? The Antiques Roadshow?	0:09:11	0:09:14
Jean? Jean, why is the cellar empty?	0:09:16	0:09:20
Yes... Um... What do you mean, empty?	0:09:20	0:09:23
We had a delivery on Thursday.	0:09:23	0:09:24
That's right... Oh, yeah, it was short.	0:09:24	0:09:27
What?!	0:09:27	0:09:29
Jean, where's all the food?	0:09:29	0:09:31
Food...?	0:09:31	0:09:32
-For the party? -Yes, I... I placed the order.	0:09:32	0:09:36
I said she wasn't coping.	0:09:36	0:09:38
So I'm missing time with my son for this?!	0:09:38	0:09:40
It's a bank holiday! Where am I supposed to get stuff from?	0:09:40	0:09:42
Well, they still had rationing, didn't they, back then? In 1952.	0:09:42	0:09:48
Rationing?	0:09:48	0:09:49
-Great party(!) -Yeah, let's all eat Spam.	0:09:49	0:09:52
It's OK. I've got a plan.	0:09:52	0:09:54
-Come on, Patrick. -Yeah. Come on, Syed. -No, I've got a plan!	0:09:54	0:09:59
-PHONE RINGS -Wait, wait...	0:09:59	0:10:01
Queen Vic?	0:10:02	0:10:04
Alfie!	0:10:04	0:10:05
No, no. Everything's fine!	0:10:06	0:10:08
Toasting the Queen and all that.	0:10:08	0:10:10
No, there's nothing for you to be worried about.	0:10:10	0:10:14
That's wonderful! Really wonderful.	0:10:16	0:10:18
-See you then. -Jean...? Hello? I said I wanted a word.	0:10:21	0:10:26
And you can have a word. On Wednesday.	0:10:26	0:10:29
When Alfie comes home.	0:10:29	0:10:32
Good. Good.	0:10:33	0:10:36
Right here. Like my dad and Pat had.	0:10:39	0:10:42
A big marquee. An enormous marquee.	0:10:42	0:10:45
And the country club? The deposit on that, we just...?	0:10:47	0:10:50
-It's only money. -Yeah.	0:10:50	0:10:52
We can have waiters serving champagne,	0:10:53	0:10:55
and the unwashed watching.	0:10:55	0:10:58
Lovely. You going to trade me up as well, are you?	0:10:58	0:11:01
Now there's an idea.	0:11:01	0:11:03
I hate you.	0:11:06	0:11:07
I hate you too.	0:11:07	0:11:09
-Why are you going against me? We agreed. -You're just worried what Mummy might say.	0:11:17	0:11:22
No, I'm not, OK. Why do you do this?	0:11:22	0:11:24
You wind her up.	0:11:24	0:11:26
Look, I want to run speed dating, so I'm running speed dating.	0:11:26	0:11:29
Yeah, cos you know she'll hate it.	0:11:29	0:11:31
Because I want to make a success of this place!	0:11:31	0:11:34
-Is that so wrong? -OK. Why don't you just tell her, then?	0:11:34	0:11:37
Because she hijacks everything!	0:11:37	0:11:40
No... Actually, she can be quite reasonable.	0:11:40	0:11:43
Almost. Sometimes.	0:11:43	0:11:45
Right. I need beer, lots of it. Now. Syed!	0:11:45	0:11:49
Sometimes.	0:11:52	0:11:54
The trick is, you gotta try and block out everything that's going on around you.	0:11:55	0:12:00
-You gotta block out. -Fascinating. Is that how you do it?	0:12:00	0:12:04
Just gotta focus on the torch.	0:12:04	0:12:07
Very proud of you, Billy.	0:12:07	0:12:09
A lot of people, they wouldn't be able to do that.	0:12:09	0:12:11
But me? Focused.	0:12:11	0:12:14
Would you like to show me where you're going to hand it over?	0:12:14	0:12:18
Along here, ain't it?	0:12:18	0:12:19
-Yeah. Right, you see, technically, it's not actually a torch relay. -No!	0:12:19	0:12:24
You see, I've got a torch, the bloke before me's got a torch...	0:12:24	0:12:27
Hurry up, Syed!	0:12:27	0:12:29
Ma?	0:12:46	0:12:48
Don't just stand there.	0:12:48	0:12:49
That wonderful lady's spent 60 years cutting ribbons for this.	0:12:49	0:12:53
-I didn't realise you had the other two. -Well, I said I'd help, didn't I?	0:12:56	0:13:00
What with your dad still being away. Cruise ends today, don't it?	0:13:00	0:13:05
He's staying a bit longer in Hong Kong.	0:13:05	0:13:07
What, and leaving you with everything?	0:13:07	0:13:09
Didn't want to waste his honeymoon. Be back at the end of the week.	0:13:09	0:13:13
Why don't I just give Jane a ring, eh?	0:13:14	0:13:16
No, honest. He'll be back soon.	0:13:16	0:13:18
I can have a break then.	0:13:18	0:13:19
Lucy, has something happened?	0:13:22	0:13:24
You can talk to me.	0:13:26	0:13:27
What are uncles for, eh?	0:13:28	0:13:30
It's just...nothing.	0:13:34	0:13:37
Look, if you could have Bobby for a few hours...	0:13:37	0:13:41
Darling, you can tell me anything. Anything at all.	0:13:41	0:13:45
I have to check the chippy.	0:13:45	0:13:47
-I'm going to call Jane later... -You don't have to.	0:13:49	0:13:52
-She needs to know if your dad is... -I already told her.	0:13:52	0:13:55
-Really? -Yeah. We're going over soon.	0:13:56	0:13:59
You've already got two kids. Bobby will be OK with me.	0:14:00	0:14:04
We're fine. I'm good. Honestly. We are fine.	0:14:05	0:14:09
-All right? -Yeah.	0:14:19	0:14:21
Had Jean in here earlier.	0:14:23	0:14:25
-Yeah? -What are you thinking? Woman's got a serious crush on you.	0:14:25	0:14:30
-Want to tell her it's all in her head. -Ah...	0:14:30	0:14:34
So you're doing OK over there then, are you?	0:14:38	0:14:40
Renting out tents in the back yard by now?	0:14:40	0:14:43
Capable is my middle name. Just like yours is Celeste.	0:14:43	0:14:47
-Put these on my bill, please? -Ah, no. Your credit's run out. -What?	0:14:47	0:14:51
Oh, come on, it's our business.	0:14:51	0:14:52
This is my business too!	0:14:52	0:14:54
And, sorry, if this is OUR business, why am I doing all the work?	0:14:54	0:14:58
-Paying all the bills? -I'm working, I'm working!	0:14:58	0:15:00
Oh, what? Stealing toilet rolls? No, it's cash only.	0:15:00	0:15:02
And that shouldn't be a problem for a girl called Capable!	0:15:02	0:15:06
ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY	0:15:06	0:15:09
-What are they doing? -They're coming up.	0:15:09	0:15:12
Oi! Help me, help me, help me!	0:15:15	0:15:17
SHOUTING CONTINUES IN DISTANCE	0:15:17	0:15:20
All right! Haul it back, haul it back. >	0:15:24	0:15:27
-You messed up the order! -That's got nothing to do with it.	0:15:27	0:15:31
No? So why would Alfie take the VAT money to buy a present for Kat?	0:15:31	0:15:34
I don't know! I'm not a mind reader.	0:15:34	0:15:36
-Someone order a party? -I told you I'd sort it.	0:15:36	0:15:43
Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, there was no need.	0:15:43	0:15:45
Thank you. You lot are lifesavers. Thank you, thank you.	0:15:45	0:15:48
-Michael! -All right, Jean.	0:15:50	0:15:52
-How was Paris? -Yeah, yeah. It was good. Yeah, sweet.	0:15:52	0:15:56
Syed! Kitchen!	0:15:56	0:15:57
I wondered if we could have a little word.	0:15:57	0:16:00
What about?	0:16:00	0:16:03
Have a good one.	0:16:03	0:16:06
-Tam! -We've got a buffet to run.	0:16:09	0:16:11
Rahul can cope for a while. It's all right.	0:16:11	0:16:14
OK. If you want to do this, you tell her.	0:16:14	0:16:18
-She won't get it. -Afia, you know where lies get you.	0:16:18	0:16:22
I'll be there by your side.	0:16:25	0:16:26
Bobby? You know what you said earlier? About calling Jane?	0:16:29	0:16:33
I didn't. I lied. You said if I told her, I'd have to go stay with her!	0:16:33	0:16:36
And you said if anybody found out, they'd split us up.	0:16:36	0:16:39
If you're looking for pies, we ain't got any.	0:16:43	0:16:46
Do I look like I eat pies?	0:16:46	0:16:47
Best of British. But they're late, just like the trains.	0:16:47	0:16:51
I'm going to go to the chippy.	0:16:51	0:16:53
Stay with me here if you want.	0:16:53	0:16:54
Someone has to keep an eye on the chippy.	0:16:54	0:16:57
-So, what can I get you? -Your dad not back yet?	0:16:57	0:17:00
No, he's still away.	0:17:00	0:17:02
-Be back at the end of the week. -Janine's not a charity, Lucy.	0:17:02	0:17:04
Ian has borrowed a lot of money. I'm not going to wait for ever.	0:17:04	0:17:09
-So I suggest you tap up your sugardaddy. -Phil gave you money last week!	0:17:09	0:17:13
-Dad'll be back at the end of the week! So why don't you back off? -Toys, Lucy.	0:17:13	0:17:17
Back in pram.	0:17:17	0:17:19
Masood's not having an affair!	0:17:27	0:17:29
He's done it before. Salt, please. He's up to something.	0:17:29	0:17:32
Yes, he's doing extra shifts!	0:17:32	0:17:34
Chillies, please. Thank you.	0:17:34	0:17:36
Masood's never had an affair before. You'd left him... Oh!	0:17:36	0:17:42
-For MY boyfriend. -Is that really the point here?	0:17:42	0:17:45
It's all in your head, cos you ain't getting any.	0:17:45	0:17:47
Denise!	0:17:47	0:17:49
He's not getting any, either.	0:17:49	0:17:53
I spent enough months on that exercise bike to know	0:17:53	0:17:55
what I'm talking about. It's a wonder you don't self-combust.	0:17:55	0:17:58
-You still here? -Yes. That has no taste whatsoever!	0:18:02	0:18:06
-There's a tub of curry powder in there! -Who uses curry powder	0:18:06	0:18:09
to cook things? Call yourself a chef?	0:18:09	0:18:11
It's coronation chicken. Created for the Coronation.	0:18:11	0:18:15
It's a wonder she didn't abdicate straight away.	0:18:15	0:18:19
Look at you, hot stuff! Surrounded by all these ladies.	0:18:19	0:18:22
Just can't keep 'em away.	0:18:22	0:18:23
Like kids in a candy store.	0:18:23	0:18:25
Babe, can you rustle me up 15 meals, please?	0:18:25	0:18:28
I'm busy up to my eyeballs, babe. Sorry.	0:18:28	0:18:30
Oh. Just that they reckon I said dinner that was in the booking!	0:18:30	0:18:34
Anything else today?	0:18:34	0:18:35
Fatima Whitbread's pipes are blocked.	0:18:35	0:18:38
And...?	0:18:38	0:18:39
And I'm sorting out the dinner! So how can I sort out the toilets as well? Catch you later, babe.	0:18:39	0:18:44
Bye, babe.	0:18:44	0:18:45
Right. It is sorted. We are having chicken tikka.	0:18:45	0:18:47
-Britain's favourite dish. -We're having coronation chicken.	0:18:47	0:18:52
Some of us didn't leave our taste buds behind in 1952.	0:18:52	0:18:55
You know what, yeah? Sort it out amongst yourselves. I'm going to go and see my boy.	0:18:55	0:19:00
Jean's got the food under control.	0:19:00	0:19:02
Oh, really? Where is she, then?	0:19:02	0:19:06
CLOSES	0:19:09	0:19:11
FOOTSTEPS	0:19:11	0:19:14
Jean?	0:19:16	0:19:17
I thought you'd be at the Vic?	0:19:18	0:19:20
SHE SNIFFS	0:19:22	0:19:25
I...	0:19:25	0:19:27
I...try to help...	0:19:29	0:19:32
That's what I do, isn't it?	0:19:34	0:19:37
Yeah.	0:19:37	0:19:38
I try to help...	0:19:38	0:19:40
..and then I just make things worse.	0:19:42	0:19:45
Sean...	0:19:50	0:19:52
Stacey...	0:19:52	0:19:55
now Alfie.	0:19:55	0:19:58
-Alfie? -I've made things worse all over again.	0:19:58	0:20:04
You know...this has got to stop.	0:20:10	0:20:16
This has... This has got to stop. Right now.	0:20:21	0:20:26
Seen your brother?	0:20:34	0:20:36
-What's he done now? -Someone takes after his old man.	0:20:36	0:20:40
Oh, where's your dad? I need to ask him something.	0:20:47	0:20:49
-Dad? No, he's away. -Till when?	0:20:49	0:20:51
I don't know. He went this weekend. Great chips, by the way.	0:20:51	0:20:54
Happy Jubilee.	0:20:54	0:20:56
PIANO PLAYING	0:20:58	0:21:00
You know, when Alfie gets back, he's going to say, "Yes, yes. The girl done good."	0:21:02	0:21:07
You? You ain't done none of it.	0:21:07	0:21:08
And you? What did you do? I got the booze.	0:21:08	0:21:11
I think you'll find I got the booze.	0:21:11	0:21:13
Shame you can't come to the procession with us tomorrow.	0:21:13	0:21:17
Stuck in that pokey little shop.	0:21:17	0:21:19
-There's nothing pokey about... -Oi, oi, all right, yes. We all did brilliantly, didn't we?	0:21:19	0:21:23
So we can manage without you now.	0:21:23	0:21:26
-To the Queen. -To the Queen!	0:21:26	0:21:30
This what you call working, is it?	0:21:37	0:21:40
Oh, do me a favour. I've been on my feet all day.	0:21:40	0:21:43
-There are chip wrappers all over the sitting room floor. -Go and pick them up, then!	0:21:43	0:21:46
-You clear 'em up. I've been unblocking Fatima Whitbread. -Tikka bite?	0:21:46	0:21:50
Get down off your high horse, man. You're going to give yourself vertigo.	0:21:50	0:21:53
Do you know what? Sisters, you said. New start, you said.	0:21:53	0:21:56
You and me, a B&B. Just like Mum's old one. Actually, it is.	0:21:56	0:22:01
-Just like Mum's old one. -I'm trying... -I'm doing all the work!	0:22:01	0:22:04
Oh, please! Someone give me an aspirin. Look, we've only been open a few days!	0:22:04	0:22:08
Kim, you don't do the breakfasts, you don't do the bookings right, you never clean the toilets...	0:22:08	0:22:13
I've got a thing about U-bends!	0:22:13	0:22:15
What is it that you actually DO do, though, Kim?	0:22:15	0:22:18
Apart from push your puppies out and get your nails done?	0:22:18	0:22:21
-Dee, don't be like this. -Don't be like what? Like I have been my whole life? -Here we go.	0:22:21	0:22:26
-Hey, hey. -Running round, doing your jobs? -Not in front of people.	0:22:26	0:22:29
Picking up your pieces, dragging you out of skips?	0:22:29	0:22:32
Skip, Dee. Yeah? Singular.	0:22:32	0:22:34
-I am sorry. Do pardon my grammar. -You're always looking down at me, innit?	0:22:34	0:22:38
-Criticising and judging me. Treating me like I'm a kid. -Cos you're always messing up!	0:22:38	0:22:42
-Do I judge you? -Just leave it.	0:22:42	0:22:44
I mean, you marry a mass murderer. Yeah? I mean, do I look down on you?	0:22:44	0:22:47
-Oh, right. It's come down to that one now? -Joke. -What's that, your new management technique?	0:22:47	0:22:51
-It's a joke, Dee. -That is a great way of motivating your staff.	0:22:51	0:22:55
-Get yourself a sense... -That's how you see me, isn't it, Kim?	0:22:55	0:22:58
-What? -Staff. -But you are staff!	0:22:58	0:23:00
Well, not any more. Cos I resign.	0:23:02	0:23:04
You're fired!	0:23:04	0:23:06
Tikka bite to celebrate the Queen?	0:23:11	0:23:13
-You need to know something. -Not here.	0:23:13	0:23:17
I... We're putting on a speed dating event	0:23:17	0:23:20
-tomorrow night. -Speed dating? -That's what I've been working on all day. -So why lie to me?	0:23:20	0:23:24
We... I thought you'd think it was, you know...	0:23:24	0:23:27
-Tacky? Cheap? -< -Wow!	0:23:27	0:23:30
You know what? You speed date all you like. But no more lies.	0:23:32	0:23:35
-This looks... -Who is she, Masood? -..great.	0:23:35	0:23:37
Who is she?	0:23:37	0:23:39
I'm going to get that key, put it on a shoelace	0:23:41	0:23:43
and tie it round your neck.	0:23:43	0:23:45
You hand out free lessons and you lie to me?	0:23:51	0:23:54
-Tikka bite? -They're not free lessons.	0:23:54	0:23:56
You told me I should stop tutoring Tiff and I didn't want to upset you.	0:23:56	0:24:00
-Oh, well, you didn't do a very good job, did you? -It makes me happy.	0:24:00	0:24:04
Oh, well, as long as that is all life is about. Tikka bite? Being happy?	0:24:04	0:24:08
-Yeah. -What about your ambition? What about your promotion?	0:24:08	0:24:11
-Zee... -Wait a minute, did you say "not free lessons"? Tikka bite?	0:24:11	0:24:15
-I'm trying to tell you something! -No, no, no, you definitely said	0:24:15	0:24:18
-"not free lessons". -People do pay me, believe it or not.	0:24:18	0:24:20
-Where's the money? Tikka bite? -Would you just stop... -No, because if we have the money,	0:24:20	0:24:24
we can afford a sofa! Unless you're gam...bling...	0:24:24	0:24:27
Open it.	0:24:29	0:24:31
-I'll take those round, shall I? -Thank you.	0:24:31	0:24:35
I wanted to get the money together to do it properly.	0:24:43	0:24:47
I'm sorry, Masood.	0:24:47	0:24:48
But when have you and I ever done anything properly?	0:24:48	0:24:51
You never listen to me. You never let me finish a sentence	0:24:51	0:24:56
or stop telling me what to do. You never cease to embarrass me in front of our children.	0:24:56	0:25:01
But I still love you as much as the first day I saw you.	0:25:03	0:25:09
I'm so going to regret this...	0:25:15	0:25:18
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT	0:25:18	0:25:19
Zainab Masood. Would you marry me? Please. Again.	0:25:27	0:25:31
Nothing would make me more happy.	0:25:34	0:25:36
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:25:36	0:25:39
You're still sleeping on the sofa.	0:25:50	0:25:53
I wanted to help, because that's good. Helping people.	0:25:58	0:26:03
Family who need help.	0:26:03	0:26:05
You wouldn't understand.	0:26:06	0:26:09
Do you want to try just putting all those words together to make a sentence?	0:26:09	0:26:12
-Well, then I thought that I need help. -Well, that's obvious, Jean. Yeah.	0:26:12	0:26:16
I need help. So I thought,	0:26:18	0:26:20
if I put a bit more in, I'd get a bit more out.	0:26:20	0:26:22
Not that it was mine to put in, but it felt like it was,	0:26:22	0:26:24
and that way, everybody gets what they need, everybody wins.	0:26:24	0:26:30
Because some of us think of other people.	0:26:30	0:26:32
Look, my baby's coming! What's your point?	0:26:32	0:26:37
My point is that I knew what I was doing was wrong,	0:26:37	0:26:41
but I didn't think it was wrong, it didn't feel wrong,	0:26:41	0:26:46
-but what he's done is much more wrong... -What's your point?	0:26:46	0:26:49
FRONT DOOR OPENS	0:26:49	0:26:51
-Hi. -Hi.	0:26:51	0:26:52
What are you doing here?	0:27:00	0:27:02
I was talking to Janine.	0:27:02	0:27:05
Were you? She's six months pregnant.	0:27:05	0:27:07
He's taken my money.	0:27:10	0:27:12
The money that I saved. He's taken it.	0:27:12	0:27:15
And money from the Vic.	0:27:15	0:27:18
He's taken thousands	0:27:18	0:27:22
for the disadvantaged kids project for the gym.	0:27:22	0:27:26
But there is no disadvantaged kids project.	0:27:26	0:27:29
There is no In Your Corner. He's taken my money.	0:27:29	0:27:34
And I want it back.	0:27:34	0:27:36
LOUD DANCE MUSIC	0:27:54	0:27:56
DOORBELL RINGS	0:28:00	0:28:02
I'll go.	0:28:02	0:28:03
'Hello, this is Mr Porter, I don't know which of your cleaners	0:28:37	0:28:40
'has been round, but I've just come home after two days	0:28:40	0:28:42
'and I've noticed a couple of things missing.	0:28:42	0:28:44
'I'd be very grateful if you could ring me back as soon as possible.	0:28:44	0:28:47
'Thank you.	0:28:47	0:28:48
'End of messages. To delete messages press delete.'	0:28:48	0:28:52
Thank you. Enjoy the parade.	0:29:06	0:29:08
Kim, Colin Jackson wants to find out if the yoghurt is fat free?	0:29:08	0:29:11
-Don't know. -And he says one of the chairs is wobbly.	0:29:11	0:29:14
Well, don't look at me, cos that's Denise's flat-packs.	0:29:14	0:29:18
Yes, they were fine when I did them.	0:29:18	0:29:19
And another thing...	0:29:19	0:29:21
Fatima Whitbread wants full English breakfast with toast	0:29:21	0:29:24
-and black coffee. -Oh.	0:29:24	0:29:25
Please... Look, Kim.	0:29:29	0:29:31
Why don't we ask Denise to lend us a hand?	0:29:31	0:29:35
Has Hell frozen over?	0:29:35	0:29:38
And it shoots video. Hang on.	0:29:44	0:29:47
Right, say something.	0:29:47	0:29:48
I dunno. Er... nice phone.	0:29:48	0:29:51
Yeah it's great, innit?	0:29:51	0:29:54
So where d'you get it from?	0:29:54	0:29:55
Ah, now that would be telling.	0:29:55	0:29:57
-Would it? -Yeah.	0:29:57	0:29:59
Anyway I've gotta go. Thanks for the coffee.	0:29:59	0:30:02
Yeah, no worries.	0:30:02	0:30:03
Here you go.	0:30:07	0:30:09
Thanks.	0:30:09	0:30:11
SHE CLEARS THROAT	0:30:11	0:30:12
Afia, you know on reflection,	0:30:12	0:30:17
we think that the whole speed-dating thing might not be such a good idea.	0:30:17	0:30:21
But you were fine with it yesterday.	0:30:21	0:30:23
I was a bit distracted.	0:30:23	0:30:25
But it's my business.	0:30:25	0:30:27
Zainab and I have been slow-dating...	0:30:27	0:30:29
we've only just got engaged.	0:30:29	0:30:31
Dad, please...	0:30:31	0:30:32
Introducing people to each other for a few seconds	0:30:32	0:30:35
and then expecting them to know whether they are suitable?	0:30:35	0:30:38
What, the same as an arranged marriage, you mean?	0:30:38	0:30:40
Nothing of the sort.	0:30:40	0:30:42
Look, the buffet hasn't worked. We need people in.	0:30:42	0:30:44
So if this event goes well, well they might stay and have a meal...	0:30:44	0:30:47
Yes, but speed-dating?	0:30:47	0:30:49
Mum, look let me reassure you. each person is invited to	0:30:49	0:30:52
bring along a chaperone or a mahram with them.	0:30:52	0:30:55
And also there's going to be a Muslim scholar on hand	0:30:55	0:30:58
to explain the importance and cultural significance of marriage, so it's fine.	0:30:58	0:31:02
Well... in that case.	0:31:02	0:31:05
With the importance of marriage and... Yeah, that's good for me.	0:31:05	0:31:08
I think we should let them get on with it.	0:31:08	0:31:10
OK, right. Thank you.	0:31:10	0:31:12
But don't think we won't be there.	0:31:12	0:31:14
A Muslim scholar? Mahrams? Are you kidding me?	0:31:16	0:31:20
No one's going to turn up, and if they do, they defo won't be my kind.	0:31:20	0:31:23
I said he'd be on hand, I didn't say he was coming.	0:31:23	0:31:27
And as for the chaperones, are you mad?	0:31:27	0:31:29
Oh. Right. Yeah, 'cos I want the fittest ones for myself.	0:31:29	0:31:33
Yeah, of course you do. What?	0:31:33	0:31:36
Nothing. Nothing.	0:31:36	0:31:39
-You know I'd love to. -You would?	0:31:39	0:31:42
Yeah, you know, Her Majesty's Jubilee parade?	0:31:42	0:31:44
Like the horses, the carts, the boats...	0:31:44	0:31:47
Oh, it would make my day.	0:31:47	0:31:48
It's just a shame I can't do it.	0:31:48	0:31:50
I'm working and this guy's got me working like I don't know what.	0:31:50	0:31:54
How are you doing, Mr Pepperelli?	0:31:54	0:31:56
-Mr Papadopoulos. -Yeah, well.	0:31:56	0:31:59
My sister always gets it wrong.	0:31:59	0:32:00
Does she really?	0:32:00	0:32:01
Yeah. I'll have a word with him?	0:32:01	0:32:04
-No, no, no, no, no. -Yeah. -No, no, Rosie, leave it.	0:32:04	0:32:06
-I'm going to. -Rosie, Rosie...	0:32:06	0:32:07
Mister Papadopoulos...?	0:32:07	0:32:11
EXCUSE ME!	0:32:14	0:32:15
Not so loud. My head.	0:32:15	0:32:17
Someone spiked the vodka.	0:32:17	0:32:19
Oh, did they? What, with orange juice?	0:32:19	0:32:21
-Oh, very funny. -Just get out my way, Mo.	0:32:21	0:32:23
All sorted.	0:32:27	0:32:28
Sorted?	0:32:28	0:32:30
Yeah, all cleaned up. Spick and span, see...	0:32:30	0:32:32
Oh, oh good. Good.	0:32:32	0:32:33
The thing is Jean, though, people don't come to the Vic	0:32:33	0:32:37
because it's all spick and span.	0:32:37	0:32:38
The thing is, they come because it's a pub and what do pubs sell?	0:32:38	0:32:42
I don't know how I managed to forget, but that's all sorted too.	0:32:42	0:32:48
The order's in. Beer and everything is on its way.	0:32:48	0:32:51
Should be here any minute, so there's nothing to worry about.	0:32:51	0:32:55
And Alfie can come back tomorrow,	0:32:55	0:32:57
and everything will be EXACTLY as it always has been.	0:32:57	0:33:01
'I've just come home after two days	0:33:05	0:33:06
'and I've noticed a couple of things missing.	0:33:06	0:33:08
'I'd be very grateful if you'd ring me back as soon as possible.	0:33:08	0:33:11
'Thank you.	0:33:11	0:33:12
'End of messages. To delete messages...'	0:33:12	0:33:15
PHONE BEEPS	0:33:15	0:33:17
Oh morning, Billy.	0:33:17	0:33:18
Morning.	0:33:18	0:33:19
You're looking very guilty...	0:33:19	0:33:21
Eh? No, I'm just doing a bit of work.	0:33:21	0:33:24
I hope so.	0:33:24	0:33:26
He can't come!	0:33:28	0:33:29
-What do you mean, he can't come? -His boss won't let him.	0:33:29	0:33:32
-Miserable git. -Mmm.	0:33:32	0:33:34
I really wanted to see the Queen but without Arthur,	0:33:34	0:33:37
a handsome man on my arm, I should feel totally naked.	0:33:37	0:33:40
Leave it to me.	0:33:42	0:33:44
What?	0:33:44	0:33:45
We're going to have to spring him, get him out of there.	0:33:45	0:33:47
-How? -You've given me an idea.	0:33:47	0:33:50
-I have? -Grab your hat. Come on.	0:33:50	0:33:52
INDISTINCT CHATTER	0:33:56	0:33:58
-When are the rest of them going to come down? -Who knows?	0:33:59	0:34:02
I've got rooms to clean, I've got to change the sheets...	0:34:02	0:34:06
Kim, have you told them when it's check-out time?	0:34:06	0:34:09
Look man, this is basic stuff! Now, Denise would have been...	0:34:11	0:34:15
Look, don't...even... mention...her...name. Yeah?	0:34:15	0:34:18
You're going to have to wake them up.	0:34:18	0:34:20
Me? No, no, no, no, no. That is not my job, all right.	0:34:20	0:34:22
SHE SIGHS	0:34:22	0:34:23
All right, take this then.	0:34:23	0:34:25
Kim, wait.	0:34:25	0:34:26
I've got six more people arriving later, I'm a staff member down	0:34:26	0:34:30
and my boyfriend's gone AWOL in Swanage or wherever he's gone.	0:34:30	0:34:33
-Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim. -What?	0:34:33	0:34:35
-Look. -What?	0:34:35	0:34:36
Oh.	0:34:38	0:34:40
Go on then.	0:34:41	0:34:44
No.	0:34:44	0:34:45
-Well, if you won't, I will. -You can't.	0:34:45	0:34:47
Here.	0:34:49	0:34:52
Hello, my love. There you go. Sorry it's late.	0:34:52	0:34:54
Enjoy. All right?	0:34:54	0:34:56
The definition of this face, the jaw-line, what do you think, Rose?	0:34:58	0:35:04
Magnificent.	0:35:05	0:35:07
They're going to love drawing you.	0:35:07	0:35:09
Oh, please say yes. You'll make a lot of ladies really happy.	0:35:09	0:35:12
The naked body is very beautiful, don't you think so, Rose?	0:35:12	0:35:16
Naked?	0:35:16	0:35:17
Our life class model's let us down.	0:35:17	0:35:19
Life class?	0:35:19	0:35:21
But thanks to this young man...	0:35:21	0:35:23
No. Hang on, wait a minute...	0:35:23	0:35:25
I've got to take my clothes off?	0:35:25	0:35:27
Of course. But don't be shy, a beautiful young man like you.	0:35:27	0:35:32
Yeah, sorry ladies, I've...	0:35:32	0:35:33
We've seen it all before.	0:35:33	0:35:35
Well, some of them have, but not for quite some time.	0:35:35	0:35:39
THEY SNIGGER	0:35:39	0:35:41
Sorry, ladies. Sorry to interrupt. Ain't you working here today?	0:35:41	0:35:44
What?	0:35:44	0:35:45
Ain't you supposed to be working here today?	0:35:45	0:35:47
Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right.	0:35:47	0:35:50
Yeah, sorry, I forgot, I'm working here.	0:35:50	0:35:52
Yeah, otherwise I'd have loved to have come, but I can't. Sorry.	0:35:52	0:35:55
In that case, doesn't that make you free, Arthur?	0:35:55	0:36:00
Moi? No. No, no, Rosie. No, Rosie baby, no.	0:36:00	0:36:04
You see, the thing is that I... well we are backed up, you see.	0:36:04	0:36:06
And there's going to be queues round the corner...	0:36:06	0:36:09
No, no, I can manage.	0:36:09	0:36:10
Thank you.	0:36:10	0:36:12
My pleasure.	0:36:12	0:36:13
THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY	0:36:13	0:36:15
Lovely, lovely.	0:36:15	0:36:16
Does she think something's missing?	0:36:20	0:36:22
Yeah. I've heard Jack's missing stuff as well.	0:36:22	0:36:24
Yeah, so?	0:36:24	0:36:25
Lo...	0:36:25	0:36:27
Don't look at me.	0:36:27	0:36:29
I'm not looking at you.	0:36:29	0:36:30
Yes, you are. You think I did it, yeah?	0:36:32	0:36:35
No, I don't.	0:36:35	0:36:36
Anyone could've got hold of the keys in that office.	0:36:36	0:36:38
I know, just don't say anything, all right?	0:36:38	0:36:40
We've need to sort this before Janine finds out.	0:36:40	0:36:43
All right.	0:36:43	0:36:44
Three months in Washington DC, that was incredible	0:36:46	0:36:50
and then Pakistan, I didn't have enough time there though,	0:36:50	0:36:53
I'm going back as soon as I've saved up again...	0:36:53	0:36:55
All right, enough, enough! You're making me jealous.	0:36:55	0:36:58
Is it a letter on each table?	0:36:58	0:37:00
Yeah, yeah, thanks.	0:37:00	0:37:01
Do you just, like, go on your own?	0:37:01	0:37:03
Well, it depends, if no-one wants to come then... yeah.	0:37:03	0:37:07
That's cool, that's really cool.	0:37:07	0:37:08
HE GRUNTS	0:37:08	0:37:10
No, it's fun, Tam.	0:37:10	0:37:12
The more you travel, the more contacts you make.	0:37:12	0:37:15
I've got friends that I can stay with all over the world now.	0:37:15	0:37:17
Yeah, I've got friends here. And family here, and a business here.	0:37:17	0:37:20
And we know exactly what we're going to do	0:37:20	0:37:22
every day for the rest of lives.	0:37:22	0:37:24
If my boss catches us, we're going to be pigeon nuggets.	0:37:27	0:37:30
-Oh shush. -Oh, this is such fun.	0:37:30	0:37:31
Life classes! life classes? You ladies are nang.	0:37:31	0:37:34
HE LAUGHS	0:37:34	0:37:35
I take that's a compliment?	0:37:35	0:37:37
Of the highest equivalent.	0:37:37	0:37:39
Let me tell you, you two are like royalty to me.	0:37:39	0:37:41
Oi!	0:37:41	0:37:42
Jean, Jean... you got a minute?	0:37:44	0:37:46
You've got my money?	0:37:46	0:37:48
I told Janine because I didn't know what else to do.	0:37:50	0:37:53
I've been worried sick...	0:37:53	0:37:55
Forget about it, last night was last night.	0:37:55	0:37:57
Me and Janine, we had a chat, we both want to sort it out.	0:37:57	0:38:00
Both?	0:38:00	0:38:01
Yeah, yeah, so why don't you come over to our place... about 2.00?	0:38:01	0:38:05
-I should be done by then. -Very good.	0:38:05	0:38:08
Well, I just wanted to pop round and say congratulations properly.	0:38:13	0:38:17
These are beautiful, thank you.	0:38:17	0:38:19
Now, either you've done something or you want something.	0:38:19	0:38:22
No...	0:38:22	0:38:24
Well, why aren't you at the B&B then?	0:38:24	0:38:26
Well, her Majesty the Queen is not the only one who likes to rule.	0:38:26	0:38:31
Oh. So you haven't made up yet?	0:38:31	0:38:33
SHE TUTS	0:38:33	0:38:35
So no affair...	0:38:35	0:38:37
Huh?	0:38:37	0:38:39
End of the drought for you then.	0:38:39	0:38:41
I am going to put these flowers in a vase.	0:38:41	0:38:44
Said the actress to the bishop.	0:38:44	0:38:46
-Denise, you can be so crude sometimes. -Yeah, I know. Yeah.	0:38:46	0:38:49
PHONE RINGS	0:38:49	0:38:50
Oh, could you get that for me, please? Thank you.	0:38:50	0:38:54
Hello?	0:38:56	0:38:58
No, sorry, Mr Masood's not here at the moment.	0:38:58	0:39:01
Yeah, yeah OK, I will.	0:39:01	0:39:04
Um... message for Mr Masood to call the admissions officer.	0:39:05	0:39:11
Tam!	0:39:11	0:39:13
-Well, unless Mas is thinking of going back to college. -As if.	0:39:13	0:39:15
Well, then.	0:39:15	0:39:17
Well, why wouldn't Tamwar mention anything?	0:39:17	0:39:20
You know, we'd have to make it work.	0:39:21	0:39:23
Oh, maybe Masood and I could take over the Argee Bhajee again...	0:39:23	0:39:26
-only if we had to. -Hey, look at you, Zee, plotting and planning,	0:39:26	0:39:29
and going all respectable again, and not a clue what your kids are up to.	0:39:29	0:39:32
Everything's back to normal. Stick the kettle on.	0:39:32	0:39:35
SHE GIGGLES	0:39:35	0:39:37
I still think we've got a problem with this Jean, you know.	0:39:42	0:39:45
I just don't know what's going on in her head.	0:39:46	0:39:49
It's creepy, you know, when she thinks I'm her son.	0:39:49	0:39:53
I don't think that it's tucking you up in bed at night	0:39:53	0:39:56
that she wants to do.	0:39:56	0:39:57
Please.	0:39:57	0:39:58
Well, you can hardly blame the woman, leading her on like that. Come on.	0:39:58	0:40:01
No, no, no, it's not that. No, she's fixated about something.	0:40:01	0:40:06
-The baby. -The baby?	0:40:06	0:40:08
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because if she thinks I'm this Sean geezer,	0:40:08	0:40:11
then she must think that that's her granddaughter.	0:40:11	0:40:15
Well, I think you've been watching too many horror movies...	0:40:16	0:40:19
HE CHUCKLES	0:40:19	0:40:21
Yeah. Yeah.	0:40:21	0:40:24
You going home?	0:40:25	0:40:27
Yeah, my back is killing me.	0:40:27	0:40:29
OK, I'll get you something nice for supper.	0:40:29	0:40:32
Will you bring my bags?	0:40:32	0:40:33
Hello?	0:40:56	0:40:58
Janine? Michael?	0:40:58	0:41:01
Hello?	0:41:07	0:41:09
Anybody there?	0:41:14	0:41:16
Easy, Patrick.	0:41:34	0:41:36
Where on earth have you been?	0:41:36	0:41:38
-Shopping. -Shopping?	0:41:38	0:41:40
-Yeah. -With what?	0:41:40	0:41:41
Look, we needed sheets.	0:41:41	0:41:43
Honestly, the crowds out there were ridiculous, I only hope	0:41:43	0:41:46
they're not planning this Jubilee thing every year.	0:41:46	0:41:49
You bought new sheets? What's wrong with washing the old ones?	0:41:49	0:41:51
I didn't have time.	0:41:51	0:41:53
So you still haven't made up the beds then?	0:41:53	0:41:55
-Relax, it's cool, it's cool. -No, no, Kim, it ain't cool.	0:41:55	0:41:57
It ain't cool at all, man.	0:41:57	0:41:58
Look, we need help, I'm going to call Denise.	0:41:58	0:42:01
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. no. No, Patrick.	0:42:01	0:42:03
What does it say on the sign outside?	0:42:03	0:42:06
The clue's in the words Kim's Palace, yeah?	0:42:06	0:42:11
So you can't come and tell me how to run my business	0:42:11	0:42:13
and you're certainly not going to go and tell my sister to come	0:42:13	0:42:16
round here with her interfering nose where it's not wanted.	0:42:16	0:42:20
-Oh, come on, there's... -Ah, ah!	0:42:20	0:42:21
I'm perfectly happy and capable of running this business	0:42:21	0:42:25
by myself without you or anybody else's help, all right?	0:42:25	0:42:28
-Good. -Good.	0:42:28	0:42:29
Your new credit card machine ain't working.	0:42:29	0:42:32
You need milk, butter and bread.	0:42:32	0:42:33
The new guests have arrived and two of the guests staying last night,	0:42:33	0:42:37
they're refusing to pay their bills.	0:42:37	0:42:38
What? Refusing to pay? We'll soon see about that.	0:42:38	0:42:41
They're claiming there was a mouse in the room.	0:42:41	0:42:44
A mouse? Do me a favour.	0:42:44	0:42:46
Oh... you've killed poor Timmy.	0:42:51	0:42:54
You left a message in the office? No, I didn't get it.	0:43:00	0:43:05
No. Well, I can promise you that all of our cleaners	0:43:05	0:43:07
are very carefully vetted.	0:43:07	0:43:10
OK, well, I'll look straight into it. OK, bye.	0:43:10	0:43:14
SHE GASPS	0:43:14	0:43:15
Jean, what the hell are you doing here?	0:43:15	0:43:19
-Waiting for you. -Waiting for me?	0:43:19	0:43:21
How did you get in?	0:43:21	0:43:23
No, look, I just want my money.	0:43:23	0:43:26
This is my house, you can't just march in here.	0:43:26	0:43:30
Michael told me to come round... the door was open.	0:43:30	0:43:33
Jean, this has got to stop.	0:43:33	0:43:36
This... this thing you have with Michael, this obsession...	0:43:36	0:43:39
What obsession?	0:43:39	0:43:40
Michael is not Sean, and this baby is not your granddaughter...	0:43:40	0:43:45
Is that what he's been saying?	0:43:45	0:43:46
Just keep away from me, OK? And keep away from Michael...	0:43:46	0:43:50
No, no, no, no, he's got this muddled up.	0:43:50	0:43:53
It's twisted, he's twisted it.	0:43:53	0:43:55
This has got nothing to do with Sean and Michael and babies.	0:43:55	0:43:58
This is about the money!	0:43:58	0:43:59
There is no money, not anywhere but in your crazy head.	0:43:59	0:44:03
No, I am not crazy.	0:44:03	0:44:05
Whatever, just get out, OK? Leave.	0:44:05	0:44:08
No. Not without my money.	0:44:08	0:44:09
You really are going to let him get away with this, aren't you?	0:44:09	0:44:13
Just get out!	0:44:13	0:44:14
Janine?	0:44:14	0:44:15
Michael, thank God you're here.	0:44:17	0:44:19
What's going on?	0:44:19	0:44:20
This mad woman's just marched into my house.	0:44:20	0:44:22
What?	0:44:22	0:44:23
I came round, as you said, Michael, as you said.	0:44:23	0:44:26
Why on earth would I do that?	0:44:28	0:44:30
In fact I told you expressly last night and again today,	0:44:30	0:44:33
to keep away from us, to stay away from us, leave us alone.	0:44:33	0:44:37
What?	0:44:37	0:44:39
You see, it don't matter what I say, she gets it a bit wrong, don't you?	0:44:39	0:44:43
No, no, I'm not having that. I am not mad and I am not ill.	0:44:43	0:44:46
I just want my money.	0:44:46	0:44:49
OK, would you be so kind as to produce a receipt?	0:44:49	0:44:53
-A receipt? -Yeah.	0:44:56	0:44:59
Yes, Jean. Proof.	0:44:59	0:45:00
You know, something real,	0:45:00	0:45:02
that real people give to each other in the real world.	0:45:02	0:45:06
Just get out.	0:45:08	0:45:10
You are evil, both of you, pure evil.	0:45:10	0:45:14
Yeah, it's time to go, Jean.	0:45:14	0:45:17
HE SNIGGERS	0:45:17	0:45:18
SHE GASPS	0:45:21	0:45:23
I mean...	0:45:23	0:45:25
No, no, no, I'm not marrying your mother for a second time	0:45:34	0:45:37
without knowing when to stay out of things.	0:45:37	0:45:40
When does the scholar get here?	0:45:40	0:45:41
Yeah, he's not coming, his wife's sick.	0:45:41	0:45:44
But, you know, it's all right cos you're here, Mum,	0:45:44	0:45:46
so if anyone needs any guidance, I'll refer them to you.	0:45:46	0:45:49
Yeah, the couples have to see each other.	0:45:49	0:45:52
By the way, the admissions officer rang.	0:46:00	0:46:02
Don't worry, I will not say anything.	0:46:02	0:46:04
I haven't even told Masood. It's not like me to interfere, you know.	0:46:04	0:46:07
Admissions officer?	0:46:07	0:46:10
Yeah, isn't it exciting? Tamwar's going back to college.	0:46:11	0:46:14
You didn't know? Oh, I'm so sorry, Afia.	0:46:16	0:46:20
That is so typical of Tamwar.	0:46:20	0:46:22
I expect he'll tell everyone, you know, once he's secured a place...	0:46:24	0:46:28
best not to say anything.	0:46:28	0:46:30
Don't worry, his secret's safe with me.	0:46:30	0:46:33
SHE SIGHS	0:46:39	0:46:40
You wanted to see us?	0:46:56	0:46:59
We've had some complaints.	0:46:59	0:47:01
-Complaints? -Mm-hm.	0:47:01	0:47:02
-Stuff has gone missing from some of the houses we clean. -No?	0:47:02	0:47:05
So? It weren't me.	0:47:05	0:47:08
Apparently messages have been left at the office,	0:47:08	0:47:10
but somebody's erased them.	0:47:10	0:47:11
Well, I never. You tell her, Pops.	0:47:11	0:47:14
Yeah. No, Janine, it wasn't her. You've got the wrong person.	0:47:14	0:47:18
You can swear that on your life, can you, Billy?	0:47:18	0:47:21
You're fired.	0:47:22	0:47:24
Oh, Janine, you can't do that.	0:47:24	0:47:26
Oh, I can and I have.	0:47:26	0:47:27
Look, we can't run a cleaning business	0:47:27	0:47:30
if we cannot trust our cleaners, Billy.	0:47:30	0:47:32
Round nine!	0:47:34	0:47:35
KLAXON SOUNDS	0:47:35	0:47:38
Not as bad as I thought, this.	0:47:38	0:47:40
Certainly wasn't what I was expecting.	0:47:40	0:47:42
Fancy your chances, did you?	0:47:42	0:47:44
Yeah, but like a fool I asked someone to marry me last night.	0:47:44	0:47:48
What a downright crazy thing to do.	0:47:48	0:47:50
Yeah, I know.	0:47:50	0:47:51
THEY LAUGH	0:47:53	0:47:55
AFIA CONTINUES LAUGHING	0:48:00	0:48:02
What?	0:48:05	0:48:08
Change. Thank you.	0:48:30	0:48:31
Lovely. Hey, Billy Boy, how you doing, man?	0:48:31	0:48:34
Does Lola like her new phone?	0:48:34	0:48:35
Eh?	0:48:35	0:48:37
You know, the one I fixed up for her, it's got like video, mp3 etc, etc.	0:48:37	0:48:41
You gave her the phone?	0:48:41	0:48:42
Well, yeah, I just forgot to tell her though,	0:48:42	0:48:44
she gets a free three month guarantee.	0:48:44	0:48:47
Next time you see her, could you let her know, please?	0:48:47	0:48:49
-Yeah. -Wicked.	0:48:49	0:48:50
Here, you'd better get upstairs, Jean's ripping up the place.	0:48:50	0:48:54
-What do you mean? -Kat and Alfie's stuff's everywhere,	0:48:54	0:48:57
think mad woman's lunchbox, only bigger.	0:48:57	0:49:00
OK, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.	0:49:00	0:49:02
Ladies, Today, you two are amazing.	0:49:02	0:49:04
The Queen has got nothing on you two Majesties.	0:49:04	0:49:07
Life class good, was it?	0:49:07	0:49:09
Yeah, you know, yeah it was.	0:49:09	0:49:10
They made us try on loads of different costumes and stuff and...	0:49:10	0:49:13
Mmm. I saw you. On the telly.	0:49:13	0:49:16
On the telly? You must be mistaken.	0:49:16	0:49:18
Oh, there was no mistake.	0:49:18	0:49:19
The camera zoomed right in on all of you, waving like idiots.	0:49:19	0:49:23
It was nothing to do with me. I was just escorting these two ladies.	0:49:23	0:49:26
Don't think you'll get away with this.	0:49:26	0:49:28
I'm sorry, Arthur. But... on the telly!	0:49:28	0:49:30
Big deal.	0:49:30	0:49:31
-Quick, let's go and see if we made the news. -Come on.	0:49:31	0:49:35
Wait, FB's never been on TV. Wait for me, man...	0:49:38	0:49:41
You see, I buy you drinks and you don't even hold the door.	0:49:41	0:49:44
Are you serious?	0:49:44	0:49:46
Ladies, wait for me!	0:49:46	0:49:47
Jean?	0:49:49	0:49:51
I've lost it.	0:49:53	0:49:54
I've lost it.	0:49:57	0:50:00
Yeah, I can see that.	0:50:02	0:50:04
He said he'd give me a receipt, but it's definitely not here	0:50:05	0:50:11
and I can't remember whether he did or he didn't.	0:50:11	0:50:14
Sorry, a receipt for what, Jean?	0:50:14	0:50:17
The money. Mine, Alfie's, everything.	0:50:17	0:50:22
Even The Vic's.	0:50:24	0:50:26
-When did you last hear Afia laugh like that? -I don't know.	0:50:30	0:50:33
-Must be this whole college thing. -What college thing?	0:50:33	0:50:36
Apparently Tamwar has applied to go to college	0:50:36	0:50:39
and he didn't tell anyone.	0:50:39	0:50:41
How he can afford to do that, I don't know.	0:50:41	0:50:43
Then again, he's still young, I suppose.	0:50:44	0:50:47
And we could always look after the business, while he's studying.	0:50:47	0:50:50
Oh, but could that drive them further apart?	0:50:51	0:50:55
Oh.	0:50:56	0:50:57
Of course.	0:51:00	0:51:02
How could I have been so stupid?!	0:51:02	0:51:03
-Yeah? -The answer is staring me in the face,	0:51:03	0:51:05
why I didn't think of it before?	0:51:05	0:51:08
-She's wonderful with Kamil... -Ah.	0:51:08	0:51:10
So she and Tamwar, they could start a family.	0:51:10	0:51:12
The sooner she has a baby of her own, the better. Yes.	0:51:12	0:51:16
Creeping me out, Jean, is not going to work.	0:51:39	0:51:41
You've got to let it go, I don't have your money.	0:51:41	0:51:44
It's not her you've got to convince, is it? It's me.	0:51:45	0:51:49
All right, Rox? You look fit.	0:51:49	0:51:51
Thank you. Where's the money, Michael?	0:51:51	0:51:53
Will someone change the record? What money? There isn't any money.	0:51:54	0:51:59
Oh right, so you've lost it?	0:51:59	0:52:00
Is that what you're telling me, you've lost it?	0:52:00	0:52:02
No, I'm not telling you've I've lost it.	0:52:02	0:52:04
-The simple reason is, I didn't have it in the first place. -You liar.	0:52:04	0:52:07
It's a fantasy.	0:52:09	0:52:10
He's lying, it's all lies. He's in on this with Janine.	0:52:10	0:52:15
Oh Janine, yeah, yeah, yeah, cos she's...	0:52:15	0:52:17
she's really on her uppers now, ain't she?	0:52:17	0:52:19
What, she's down to her last few million? Please, don't make me laugh.	0:52:19	0:52:22
The truth is, Rox, she has a creepy fixation with us both...	0:52:24	0:52:28
No.	0:52:28	0:52:29
Yeah.	0:52:29	0:52:31
Calls me Sean...	0:52:31	0:52:33
Don't...	0:52:33	0:52:35
She broke into our house today.	0:52:35	0:52:38
I did not. He's not telling the truth. The door was open.	0:52:38	0:52:41
You asked me round. He asked me round.	0:52:41	0:52:44
Janine walked in, she's sitting there, it's freaked her out.	0:52:44	0:52:49
If anything, you need to keep her away from us.	0:52:49	0:52:51
He's lying. You've got to believe me...	0:52:51	0:52:54
Jean...	0:52:54	0:52:56
Shush, shush.	0:52:56	0:52:57
Oh, no.	0:52:57	0:52:59
Not you as well.	0:53:01	0:53:03
-Jean. -No. Not you as well.	0:53:03	0:53:04
So did many stay on for a meal?	0:53:13	0:53:16
Yeah, it went really well.	0:53:16	0:53:17
A great success, can't wait to do it again.	0:53:17	0:53:20
OK. Well, everyone's gone up.	0:53:20	0:53:23
So I think I might turn in as well.	0:53:23	0:53:26
Give you kids a chance to have an early night, or...	0:53:26	0:53:30
-Kids. -OK. They supported you on this, OK?	0:53:33	0:53:37
They didn't agree with the speed-dating but they supported you.	0:53:37	0:53:40
We all did.	0:53:40	0:53:42
Zulekha wasn't happy, don't think she found a boyfriend tonight.	0:53:42	0:53:47
But guess how many guys gave me their number? Go on, guess?	0:53:47	0:53:50
I... I have no idea.	0:53:50	0:53:51
Two. And they weren't students. Thank goodness.	0:53:51	0:53:55
The thing about students is you can never believe a word they say,	0:53:55	0:53:57
they look you in the eye and say one thing	0:53:57	0:54:01
-but mean the complete opposite. -OK, Afia, what are you...	0:54:01	0:54:05
I might just give this guy a call,	0:54:05	0:54:06
I mean he was a great kisser and that.	0:54:06	0:54:08
MUSIC ON RADIO: "Up The Junction" by Squeeze	0:54:16	0:54:19
Jean, Jean.	0:54:27	0:54:30
Jean, it's OK...	0:54:33	0:54:34
Jean, look at me.	0:54:36	0:54:39
Hey. Look at me.	0:54:40	0:54:43
I believe you.	0:54:49	0:54:50
It's OK. It's OK.	0:54:54	0:54:56
SHE SOBS	0:54:56	0:54:58
I know.	0:54:58	0:55:00
ALARM STARTS	0:55:11	0:55:13
HE GROANS	0:55:14	0:55:16
SHE SIGHS	0:55:26	0:55:28
Great!	0:55:30	0:55:31
MUSIC: "Even When I'm Old And Grey" by Frank Sinatra	0:55:31	0:55:34
# You make me feel so young	0:55:34	0:55:36
Oh, cheer up, love.	0:55:36	0:55:39
# Bells to be rung	0:55:39	0:55:41
# And a wonderful fling to be flung	0:55:41	0:55:44
# And even when I'm old and grey	0:55:44	0:55:47
# I'm going to feel the way I do today	0:55:49	0:55:54
# Because you make me feel so young... #	0:55:54	0:55:58
Do me a favour! You can't charge that for sausages!	0:56:00	0:56:04
What, did they star in Babe the movie or something?	0:56:04	0:56:06
Luce, you all right babe?	0:56:06	0:56:08
Yeah, I would be.	0:56:08	0:56:09
If SHE wasn't expecting me to make her B&B breakfasts and not pay.	0:56:09	0:56:11
SHE was after mates' rates.	0:56:11	0:56:14
But SHE is not a mate.	0:56:14	0:56:16
You know what, I think I'm going to sit this one out, you know.	0:56:16	0:56:19
Still not served breakfasts then, Kim?	0:56:19	0:56:21
I'll take my custom elsewhere, yeah?	0:56:25	0:56:27
Hashtag bothered.	0:56:27	0:56:29
Hashtag shut it, Blondie. Dishing up bangers in a caff?	0:56:29	0:56:32
Hardly a career high.	0:56:32	0:56:34
Well, least her customers get food.	0:56:34	0:56:37
Unlike anyone who tries to eat the stuff from the Minute Mart.	0:56:37	0:56:40
One is after a higher class of cuisine than one can get round here.	0:56:40	0:56:43
-Fat Boy. -Looking good.	0:56:43	0:56:45
Oi, any chance of more shifts at the chippie?	0:56:45	0:56:47
What, I'm a Job Centre now, am I?	0:56:47	0:56:49
Leave it out, Luce. Pregnant lady here.	0:56:49	0:56:52
Oh, now you want to defend me?	0:56:52	0:56:54
It's a bit late for that cos I've already been fired.	0:56:54	0:56:56
Look, I said sorry, all right?	0:56:56	0:56:58
OK? I'll make it up to you, I promise.	0:56:58	0:57:00
I'll get you your job back by lunchtime.	0:57:00	0:57:03
Lucy. £870.	0:57:05	0:57:09
That's how short your last instalment was.	0:57:09	0:57:11
I'm pregnant and I'm having mood swings.	0:57:11	0:57:15
So, I want the cash right now, basically, otherwise my hormones	0:57:15	0:57:18
might tell me to charge you a really unreasonable daily interest rate.	0:57:18	0:57:24
Thanks.	0:57:24	0:57:25
Do I actually have "cashpoint" written across my forehead?	0:57:25	0:57:29
This florist thinks so. How can you charge so much for dead flowers?	0:57:29	0:57:32
I never was a cheap bride.	0:57:32	0:57:35
Clearly. You will stay away from Jean today, won't you?	0:57:35	0:57:39
I can handle Loony Toon...	0:57:39	0:57:41
I'm serious. Please.	0:57:41	0:57:43
Just stay here or something.	0:57:43	0:57:45
I am not going to let that woman dictate my life.	0:57:45	0:57:49
It's business as usual.	0:57:49	0:57:52
Listen, a Vic isn't a Vic without an Alfie, is it?	0:57:58	0:58:03
OK. I'll see you later. OK, bye.	0:58:03	0:58:07
Well, is he still coming back today?	0:58:07	0:58:11
No. I've delayed him till after the weekend.	0:58:11	0:58:15
We can still do this, Jean. We can.	0:58:15	0:58:18
We can still get his money back, all right? Today.	0:58:18	0:58:22
HE HUMS "UNCHAINED MELODY"	0:58:26	0:58:28
# My darling	0:58:28	0:58:31
HE CONTINUES HUMMING	0:58:31	0:58:34
# ..Touch!	0:58:34	0:58:37
Masood, stop it! Masood, stop it!	0:58:37	0:58:39
Slightly awkward.	0:58:40	0:58:42
We were just talking weddings.	0:58:42	0:58:44
So I see.	0:58:44	0:58:46
You all right, Tam? I heard you get up very early this morning.	0:58:46	0:58:49
Fine. Please, continue with your domestic bliss.	0:58:49	0:58:52
All right, well, we'll speak later?	0:58:54	0:58:56
Zee, keep the wedding simple, please.	0:58:56	0:58:58
Yes, and not much family.	0:58:58	0:59:00
I don't want that workshy brother of yours	0:59:00	0:59:02
lining his pockets with our food again.	0:59:02	0:59:04
No horses, no dance routines.	0:59:04	0:59:05
My back's hardly up to walking after sleeping on that couch.	0:59:05	0:59:08
Oh, so you're marrying me to ease your back pain?	0:59:08	0:59:11
I am marrying you, Zainab, because that's the way it should be.	0:59:11	0:59:15
That's the way it should always have been.	0:59:16	0:59:19
This marriage will wipe out everything that's gone wrong.	0:59:19	0:59:22
Besides, I've tried every other way, but I just can't get into your bed.	0:59:25	0:59:30
Ow!	0:59:30	0:59:32
SHE GIGGLES	0:59:32	0:59:34
# But he's got high hopes	0:59:38	0:59:41
# He's got high hopes... #	0:59:41	0:59:45
-You smell... floral. -Whitney's shampoo.	0:59:45	0:59:49
You want to be careful, son.	0:59:49	0:59:50
People'll start saying you're light on your loafers.	0:59:50	0:59:52
Derek, does it have to be so loud?	0:59:52	0:59:54
Yeah, it has to be that loud to hear it over that wallpaper.	0:59:54	0:59:57
It's got to go.	0:59:57	0:59:59
No. Pat put that up.	0:59:59	1:00:00
All the fires in this Square and that survives.	1:00:00	1:00:04
And look at that picture.	1:00:04	1:00:05
Nice knockers but, Tyler, we are living in a pastel paradise.	1:00:05	1:00:10
It ain't right. Ooh, Clarkson.	1:00:10	1:00:13
THEY BOTH LAUGH	1:00:20	1:00:22
# For another day	1:00:24	1:00:26
# Let the music play	1:00:26	1:00:28
# Down at Fraggle Rock...	1:00:28	1:00:29
You won't remember Sean,	1:00:33	1:00:34
but he loved the Fraggles when he was your age.	1:00:34	1:00:38
Singing. With those red things... Do...	1:00:38	1:00:41
-Doozer. -Doozer!	1:00:41	1:00:43
THEY LAUGH	1:00:43	1:00:45
Thanks, I feel better today.	1:00:48	1:00:51
-Thank you for being on my side. -That's all right.	1:00:52	1:00:55
I think, yeah, I think I can look Michael in the eye.	1:00:55	1:00:59
Jean, you're not seriously going to work, are you?	1:01:01	1:01:04
Yeah, well, I've done nothing wrong.	1:01:04	1:01:07
If I don't go in, it'll look like I've got something to hide.	1:01:07	1:01:09
I'm not going to let him win.	1:01:09	1:01:12
I am such an idiot.	1:01:15	1:01:19
Cos I've sussed him.	1:01:20	1:01:21
He didn't pay me the slightest bit of attention	1:01:21	1:01:25
until he found out that I had money.	1:01:25	1:01:26
And then suddenly... all this interest and help.	1:01:26	1:01:28
I told him things about my life, Roxy.	1:01:32	1:01:36
I feel such an idiot.	1:01:36	1:01:37
I know... I know.	1:01:39	1:01:40
Now look, look, the banks open again today, don't they?	1:01:40	1:01:42
So we will prove that you transferred that money. We will.	1:01:42	1:01:45
I paid him cash. Don't say anything...	1:01:49	1:01:52
Because I've thought of a way to prove it.	1:01:54	1:01:57
Oh... Go on then.	1:01:57	1:01:58
Right.	1:01:58	1:02:00
All the paperwork that he showed me was printed off the computer.	1:02:00	1:02:04
Spreadsheets, grant applications, legal things from the council,	1:02:04	1:02:08
costings.	1:02:08	1:02:10
They're all on his computer at the gym.	1:02:10	1:02:12
Well, you're going to have to break in there	1:02:15	1:02:17
and put it on one of those dingle, stick things.	1:02:17	1:02:20
Phil! Phil! Why haven't you answered any of my calls?	1:02:24	1:02:27
I've, uh, I've been on business. You heard from Ian?	1:02:27	1:02:32
No. And Janine's on my back for money.	1:02:32	1:02:34
Pay her another instalment, you know, fob her off...	1:02:34	1:02:36
But I don't have that. And why isn't this thing working?	1:02:36	1:02:39
Dad's left a mountain of debts.	1:02:43	1:02:45
I don't think he paid a bill for months.	1:02:45	1:02:48
Well, sell something, you know. You've got this place, ain't you?	1:02:48	1:02:51
You've got the caff. Got the house. Got a couple of cars....	1:02:51	1:02:53
That's had it, Luce.	1:02:53	1:02:55
Can you fix it?	1:02:55	1:02:57
I do cars. Not chips. Anyway, it'll be insured, won't it?	1:02:57	1:03:01
Look, sell something, yeah? The house or whatever.	1:03:01	1:03:04
I'll give you my solicitor's details.	1:03:04	1:03:06
She'll sort out any paperwork.	1:03:06	1:03:07
I'll sell Mandy's car but that's it.	1:03:07	1:03:10
Dad's going to be back and I'll have everything here for him.	1:03:10	1:03:13
I don't think you can go to nursery looking like this.	1:03:19	1:03:22
And I think it's warm enough to do without, don't you?	1:03:22	1:03:26
-Where's Lucy? -I don't know.	1:03:28	1:03:30
I would watch your tills.	1:03:30	1:03:32
I'm not the thief. You ought to listen to me.	1:03:32	1:03:36
No. No, actually you should stop hanging around my fiance	1:03:36	1:03:39
and begging him to call you Mummy.	1:03:39	1:03:41
Oi, fatty, leave her alone!	1:03:41	1:03:43
Please... don't tell me you actually believe her?	1:03:43	1:03:46
You're monsters. Both of you.	1:03:46	1:03:48
Listen, I employ you to mop up and shut up.	1:03:48	1:03:49
If you can't do that, then I suggest you stay out of our lives.	1:03:49	1:03:52
Oh, I'm not going anywhere.	1:03:52	1:03:55
Cos you can't sack me for telling the truth.	1:03:55	1:03:58
There you go. D'you know what?	1:04:06	1:04:09
D'you know something, we're going to wipe the smirk off her face.	1:04:09	1:04:12
I'll do it. I'll break into Michael's office.	1:04:14	1:04:18
Cereal IS a continental breakfast, actually.	1:04:18	1:04:21
I went to the continent and I had cereal...	1:04:21	1:04:23
So what is it you wanted, eh?	1:04:23	1:04:24
What, corgis and Rule Britannia in the mornings?	1:04:24	1:04:27
Listen, you owe me, yeah.	1:04:27	1:04:28
This is what you owe me. You better pay me!	1:04:28	1:04:30
What do you mean, no? Listen. Don't drive...	1:04:30	1:04:33
Hey, you owe me!	1:04:33	1:04:35
What are being you off with me for?	1:04:43	1:04:45
Where do I start? The bedroom's a tip, Tyler. You don't clean.	1:04:45	1:04:47
You don't wash up. And everywhere I turn, Derek's there.	1:04:47	1:04:50
Playing music by dead people.	1:04:50	1:04:52
You've got some annoying things going on.	1:04:52	1:04:54
-Oh yeah? -Yeah, that alarm clock of yours.	1:04:54	1:04:55
MIMICS BEEPING Every ten minutes for an HOUR before we have to get up.	1:04:55	1:04:58
That's not as annoying as Top Gear on the TV every night.	1:04:58	1:05:01
Or pizza on the floor in the morning when I wake up.	1:05:01	1:05:04
-Come on, Tyler, you said you were moving in to help me. -I am.	1:05:04	1:05:07
Then start helping me, please.	1:05:07	1:05:09
I think you owe my fiancee an apology after this morning's behaviour.	1:05:11	1:05:15
-I just told her the truth. -Michael.	1:05:15	1:05:17
-All right? -Where's Janine? We need a word.	1:05:17	1:05:19
That's a tricky one. I don't want her stressed in her condition.	1:05:19	1:05:23
What about me? And my condition?	1:05:23	1:05:25
That's interesting. Look at that.	1:05:26	1:05:29
Going through handbags now, are we?	1:05:29	1:05:31
It was on the floor, empty. Someone's obviously...	1:05:31	1:05:34
Why am I even bothering answering you? You don't scare me.	1:05:34	1:05:37
Best lock that up nice and tight. Don't want anything else going missing.	1:05:37	1:05:40
Are you having a go...	1:05:40	1:05:41
-Jean, is he having a go at my Lola? -I ain't nicked anything.	1:05:41	1:05:44
Just go to Citizen's Advice, all right?	1:05:44	1:05:46
Or one of them lawyers off of the telly,	1:05:46	1:05:48
they'll tell you your rights.	1:05:48	1:05:50
Janine's coming in this afternoon. We'll sort it out then.	1:05:50	1:05:52
Good always triumphs. Always. Excuse me, I've got some cleaning to do.	1:05:52	1:05:56
She's got you well under the thumb, ain't she?	1:06:00	1:06:02
I'm really hungry!	1:06:02	1:06:04
Just a minute, Bobby. But the insurance must cover it.	1:06:04	1:06:07
That's a fortune. Well, when was it meant to be serviced?	1:06:07	1:06:11
Look, there's no food at home.	1:06:11	1:06:13
Thanks for nothing!	1:06:13	1:06:15
Are you... are you going to talk to me?	1:06:26	1:06:29
I'm not sure you'd like what I have to say.	1:06:30	1:06:33
Don't just walk away from me. Argue. Tell me how you feel.	1:06:38	1:06:41
Shout. Scream. Anything..	1:06:41	1:06:42
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you.	1:06:42	1:06:45
Tamwar?	1:06:45	1:06:47
DOORBELL RINGS	1:06:47	1:06:48
You know how you do curry in a hurry?	1:06:51	1:06:54
Fine Indian cuisine.	1:06:54	1:06:55
Yeah, whatever. Can you do dinner for 15?	1:06:55	1:06:58
Ehh?	1:06:58	1:06:59
Please?	1:06:59	1:07:01
Last night...	1:07:36	1:07:37
I don't want to talk about it.	1:07:37	1:07:39
I know what's wrong with Afia.	1:07:39	1:07:41
Me?	1:07:42	1:07:44
No. You are a very good husband.	1:07:44	1:07:47
HE SNORTS	1:07:47	1:07:48
Afia is...	1:07:48	1:07:51
She's young, you know. She's flighty.	1:07:51	1:07:53
Tamwar, give her a baby.	1:07:56	1:08:00
What?	1:08:01	1:08:02
Just hear me out, all right?	1:08:02	1:08:04
It will ground her, it will bond your marriage,	1:08:06	1:08:10
it will let you build a new life.	1:08:10	1:08:13
It's not until a woman becomes a mother	1:08:14	1:08:17
that she ever really grows up.	1:08:17	1:08:18
Where's Michael? I thought he was working here all day?	1:08:28	1:08:31
Gone to the gym.	1:08:31	1:08:33
PHONE RINGS	1:08:42	1:08:44
Hello, Jean. Let me guess.	1:08:49	1:08:52
Roxy's here to prove I'm the big bad bogeyman?	1:08:52	1:08:55
You disappoint me, Roxy. I thought we were friends.	1:08:57	1:08:59
Go and have a look on the computer. Go on. Password. Janine.	1:09:04	1:09:09
Capital J. Be my guest	1:09:09	1:09:10
You are using Jean. You are using her, like you used Ronnie.	1:09:10	1:09:13
Ronnie, ah, OK. I wondered how she'd get her claws into you,	1:09:13	1:09:17
that's quite clever, actually. Well, moderately clever.	1:09:17	1:09:21
Go on.	1:09:21	1:09:24
Have a seat. Have a seat.	1:09:24	1:09:26
Come on!	1:09:26	1:09:27
Fine.	1:09:29	1:09:30
Let's try a few key words, a few search words. Jean.	1:09:31	1:09:36
OK.	1:09:36	1:09:37
No? Imaginary company.	1:09:41	1:09:44
Big bad Michael took the money.	1:09:45	1:09:47
HE LAUGHS	1:09:48	1:09:50
It's not in there.	1:09:50	1:09:52
The reason it isn't there is cos it's up there, in her head.	1:09:52	1:09:54
I believe her.	1:09:54	1:09:56
Well, you mustn't!	1:09:57	1:09:59
And I would keep her away from Amy as well.	1:09:59	1:10:02
Sorry, what's my daughter got to do with this?	1:10:04	1:10:06
Everything. Cos you know how I found her this morning?	1:10:06	1:10:09
-I found her staring into space... -Yeah? -Listen...	1:10:09	1:10:11
Cradling Amy's cardigan. That's weird. It's weird. She's warped.	1:10:11	1:10:15
You are weird. You are warped.	1:10:15	1:10:17
I would never lie about Amy, now come on. Give me some credit.	1:10:17	1:10:20
Janine's pregnancy, it's twisted her head.	1:10:20	1:10:23
Right, OK. Will you just shut up.	1:10:23	1:10:25
You know... All right, how about this.	1:10:25	1:10:29
You know she wants me to call her mother.	1:10:29	1:10:31
Yeah. She said she can't wait to be Nana Jean again.	1:10:32	1:10:37
OK, I don't believe you.	1:10:37	1:10:39
OK, that's fair enough.	1:10:39	1:10:42
But you know she has a picture of Amy in her purse?	1:10:42	1:10:45
He hasn't hurt you?	1:11:02	1:11:04
No, no..	1:11:04	1:11:06
You found the files, though?	1:11:08	1:11:11
No. I'm sorry, Jean. I didn't.	1:11:11	1:11:13
Oh, no!	1:11:13	1:11:15
He's hidden them.	1:11:15	1:11:17
No, no, he'll have deleted them...	1:11:17	1:11:20
Yeah, I know. I know.	1:11:20	1:11:21
I'm sorry, Jean. There was nothing...	1:11:21	1:11:24
I'll fight for you. If that's what you want.	1:11:38	1:11:41
I'd do anything for you.	1:11:41	1:11:42
Tell me the truth. About what you really want in life.	1:11:43	1:11:47
I want you. I love you.	1:11:47	1:11:50
OK. I want a future with you.	1:11:51	1:11:53
I want us to grow old together.	1:11:53	1:11:54
We're not old yet. There's so many things we could do first...	1:11:54	1:11:58
We will, we will. I want to help you put down roots	1:11:58	1:12:01
and build a life with me.	1:12:01	1:12:04
And I think maybe we should take the next step.	1:12:07	1:12:09
What do you mean?	1:12:10	1:12:12
Maybe we should have a baby.	1:12:15	1:12:18
Your mum's ring? Are you sure about this?	1:12:25	1:12:27
She'd want me to. It's just a ring.	1:12:27	1:12:31
-Is everything OK, Luce? -Just take it.	1:12:31	1:12:35
Hey, that's my stuff!	1:12:35	1:12:37
Bobby. You'll have to be brave. I'm just selling a few things.	1:12:37	1:12:39
-Do you want to change your mind? -Just take it, all right. -Yeah.	1:12:39	1:12:44
He's taking my stuff!	1:12:44	1:12:45
Look, Bobby, I have to. Please, Tyler, can you just go.	1:12:45	1:12:48
Bobby, mate.	1:12:50	1:12:51
HE STAMPS UP THE STAIRS	1:12:51	1:12:53
He's asked her. I knew my idea would work.	1:12:56	1:12:58
Really?	1:12:58	1:13:00
Oh, another little grandchild. Another little face to kiss.	1:13:00	1:13:03
Oh, thank you, I'm so thrilled.	1:13:03	1:13:06
Do I say congratulations?	1:13:10	1:13:12
Yeah...	1:13:12	1:13:14
Come on, Tam. Let's go out. Let's go for a walk.	1:13:14	1:13:17
You know, Luce, you can talk to me any time you need, OK?	1:13:19	1:13:23
Fat's got your back.	1:13:23	1:13:26
So, when is Ian coming home?	1:13:26	1:13:29
OK, all right...	1:13:32	1:13:34
So, how are things with you and Bobby?	1:13:34	1:13:37
Bobby.	1:13:37	1:13:39
Where's Bobby?	1:13:40	1:13:42
Bobby? Bobby?	1:13:44	1:13:47
Bobby?	1:13:53	1:13:55
Bobby Beale?	1:13:57	1:13:58
Ah! Now, this won't do.	1:14:01	1:14:04
This won't do at all.	1:14:04	1:14:06
Personally, I find the world looks much brighter after an ice-cream.	1:14:06	1:14:12
Do you want me to treat you to one?	1:14:12	1:14:15
And then me and you will have a chat. Man to man.	1:14:17	1:14:20
And you can tell me all your problems, yeah, eh?	1:14:20	1:14:24
Come on, come with me.	1:14:24	1:14:26
Good boy, that's it.	1:14:29	1:14:31
Do you want this child?	1:14:35	1:14:36
I want my marriage to work.	1:14:36	1:14:39
I loved you, Tam, from the moment I held you in my arms.	1:14:39	1:14:42
But being a parent, it's not easy.	1:14:42	1:14:44
I know, it's just Mum reckons it's going to heal us.	1:14:44	1:14:47
You know, it'll make her proud.	1:14:47	1:14:49
Well, you make me proud every day.	1:14:49	1:14:51
Do I?	1:14:51	1:14:52
Yeah, you're a wonderful son, Tam. You deserve to be happy.	1:14:52	1:14:56
But don't have a child just to please your mother.	1:14:56	1:14:58
What's the matter with you?	1:14:58	1:15:01
You have one because it's your dream.	1:15:01	1:15:05
Afia's.	1:15:05	1:15:07
You know, becoming a parent is the most important thing	1:15:08	1:15:10
you'll ever do in your life.	1:15:10	1:15:12
Just make sure it's what you both want.	1:15:13	1:15:16
Jean. Have you seen Amy's cardigan anywhere?	1:15:30	1:15:34
Oh, covered in chocolate and I've left it at work.	1:15:34	1:15:36
I'm so sorry, I meant to...	1:15:36	1:15:39
Are you OK?	1:15:41	1:15:43
Michael's said something, hasn't he?	1:15:46	1:15:48
Yeah, he has.	1:15:50	1:15:51
Oh, Jean. Umm...	1:15:53	1:15:55
He said that you carry pictures of Amy in your purse.	1:15:58	1:16:01
I've got my whole family in here.	1:16:12	1:16:14
Stacey and Lily...	1:16:14	1:16:18
Sean...	1:16:18	1:16:20
You.	1:16:20	1:16:22
I've carried that photo since the day it was taken.	1:16:22	1:16:25
I know things have changed but I couldn't bear to throw it away	1:16:25	1:16:28
because, on that day, Sean was happy.	1:16:28	1:16:31
And I like to look at him smiling every single day.	1:16:31	1:16:35
Lola wouldn't nick on the job. Baby bracelets? Family stuff?	1:16:39	1:16:42
That's sick.	1:16:42	1:16:44
And she'd never pinch your handbag.	1:16:44	1:16:45
A designer one? You sure?	1:16:45	1:16:47
Someone could have picked it up by mistake.	1:16:47	1:16:50
They all look the same, don't they.	1:16:50	1:16:52
It was bright pink tartan, actually.	1:16:52	1:16:53
Pink tartan?	1:16:53	1:16:55
You got a key to Jean's locker?	1:16:55	1:16:58
Hang on, no, no... this is her private property.	1:17:02	1:17:06
You can't just...	1:17:06	1:17:08
Look, Jean had a pink bag in here. This morning.	1:17:08	1:17:10
You was there, Michael.	1:17:10	1:17:13
She stole my bag.	1:17:13	1:17:15
SHE GASPS	1:17:15	1:17:17
Jean stole my bag!	1:17:17	1:17:22
Bobby! Bobby!	1:17:27	1:17:30
Phil, I can't find Bobby. I'm losing everyone.	1:17:34	1:17:36
He's probably just with his mates or something.	1:17:36	1:17:39
No, he's run off because I sold all his things. All our things.	1:17:39	1:17:42
You've got to start selling Ian's things. Not yours.	1:17:42	1:17:44
-He ain't here, you are. -He'll be here. Soon.	1:17:44	1:17:47
You want me to be honest with you?	1:17:47	1:17:48
Well, I've been looking for Ian these past few days...	1:17:48	1:17:51
And if he wanted to be found, he'd have been found by now.	1:17:51	1:17:55
Here he is.	1:17:57	1:17:58
Don't ever do that to me again, OK.	1:18:00	1:18:02
I'm sorry.	1:18:02	1:18:03
He's all right. He was stuffing his face full of choc ices in the caff.	1:18:03	1:18:06
Thanks, Fats.	1:18:06	1:18:07
We've been having a little chat, me and Bobby. You all right?	1:18:07	1:18:10
Come on. Home.	1:18:10	1:18:13
Certainly got its perks, this new job.	1:18:21	1:18:25
You sure I can't help you with your delicates, darling?	1:18:25	1:18:29
I am trained.	1:18:29	1:18:31
Maybe next time.	1:18:31	1:18:32
SHE LAUGHS	1:18:32	1:18:35
Nice...	1:18:35	1:18:36
Kim?	1:18:36	1:18:38
Hey.	1:18:40	1:18:42
Hello, babe.	1:18:42	1:18:44
Is this Tiff's?	1:18:44	1:18:45
That's my jumper! You've ruined it, Tyler! What have you..?	1:18:47	1:18:51
Pat bought that for me!	1:18:51	1:18:54
We'll go out this evening. You can start trying right away.	1:18:54	1:18:57
Mum...	1:18:57	1:18:58
Come on, we have to make plans. Financial plans.	1:18:58	1:19:01
You will have to drop college.	1:19:01	1:19:04
Drop? I'm not going to college.	1:19:04	1:19:06
They called for you, all right? They asked for you.	1:19:06	1:19:08
What did they say?	1:19:08	1:19:10
That he'd applied for a course. Your secret's out, Tam.	1:19:10	1:19:12
-I didn't apply. -You liar! You lied to me.	1:19:12	1:19:14
And, what, now you think you're ready to become a father?	1:19:14	1:19:17
-I haven't applied... -He's not lying.	1:19:17	1:19:19
It's not Tam that's going to college, it's me.	1:19:19	1:19:21
I can't face checking in at the Butchers'.	1:19:26	1:19:30
Not with them knowing that they've won.	1:19:30	1:19:33
How am I going to tell Alfie?	1:19:35	1:19:38
I've let him down so badly.	1:19:38	1:19:40
You going to snap my head off?	1:19:44	1:19:46
No, I'm going to ask if you're OK?	1:19:46	1:19:47
Those two punters driving off this morning.	1:19:49	1:19:51
Looked like they were giving you a hard time.	1:19:51	1:19:53
No that wasn't a hard time.	1:19:53	1:19:55
My sister telling me I'm fit for nothing. That's a hard time.	1:19:55	1:19:58
Yeah. I'm sorry.	1:19:58	1:20:00
What? Can't hear you.	1:20:00	1:20:01
Well, you said stuff too.	1:20:01	1:20:03
I'm sorry.	1:20:03	1:20:06
What? Can't hear you.	1:20:06	1:20:08
Anyway, I've bought you a little peace offering.	1:20:08	1:20:11
Sorry, it's from the Minute Mart. I know it might be beneath you.	1:20:11	1:20:15
Mmmm.	1:20:15	1:20:16
I am so tempted to tell you where to shove it.	1:20:21	1:20:24
But if you want to do a bit of scrubbing to apologise,	1:20:24	1:20:26
-I could be magnanimous. -See, there you go. You do need me?	1:20:26	1:20:29
Come on, admit it.	1:20:29	1:20:30
No. I don't need you. But I do miss you.	1:20:30	1:20:34
Really?	1:20:34	1:20:36
Yeah. Well, it's no fun shouting at the customers, innit,	1:20:36	1:20:39
without you being there with your disapproving face.	1:20:39	1:20:42
And besides, who am I going to call to pull me out the skip?	1:20:44	1:20:48
Come back? Please.	1:20:48	1:20:51
Here, look. Says here "thick but directable".	1:20:53	1:20:56
You've got a lot in common.	1:20:56	1:20:58
You lying, thieving, witch! I'm going to have you arrested.	1:21:00	1:21:05
All this time, scheming, lying...	1:21:08	1:21:11
D'you think I like shoving letters through doors every day?	1:21:11	1:21:14
I need to use my brain.	1:21:14	1:21:16
What, teaching Tiffany Butcher? That's using your brain, is it?	1:21:16	1:21:20
I didn't kiss that guy, you know.	1:21:20	1:21:22
I'd never do that to you.	1:21:22	1:21:24
I know. I know you wouldn't.	1:21:24	1:21:26
But then why would you say that? Why would you put me through that?	1:21:26	1:21:29
I thought you were lying. About college.	1:21:29	1:21:32
Living your dreams without bothering to ask me what mine were.	1:21:34	1:21:37
ARGUING IN THE BACKGROUND	1:21:37	1:21:39
So what are they, Afia?	1:21:39	1:21:41
Be honest with me.	1:21:43	1:21:45
I dunno...	1:21:46	1:21:49
It's just....	1:21:49	1:21:51
It's like there's a life out there, an adventure we should be having.	1:21:51	1:21:57
And I don't feel like it's here in Walford.	1:22:00	1:22:04
I just feel like I can't be happy.	1:22:04	1:22:08
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying make up your mind	1:22:10	1:22:13
whether you want to be a postman or a maths teacher.	1:22:13	1:22:16
It had my purse in it. My bank cards. My phone...	1:22:16	1:22:18
And you knew it was mine!	1:22:18	1:22:20
No, no, no, it was empty. When I found it, it was on the floor.	1:22:20	1:22:23
-Billy you saw me. -Sorry, Jean. I only saw you put it in the locker.	1:22:23	1:22:28
That's because you told me to.	1:22:28	1:22:29
Is this Amy's?	1:22:29	1:22:31
I told you. I told you it was dirty.	1:22:32	1:22:34
-It's fine, it's fine. I believe you, OK. -Yeah, well...	1:22:34	1:22:38
We're going to see what the police think about that.	1:22:38	1:22:40
-No you don't! -Why don't we just take this somewhere private? Upstairs?	1:22:40	1:22:44
ANGRY FOOTSTEPS	1:22:47	1:22:50
Trouble in paradise?	1:22:55	1:22:58
I've ruined her jumper. I've said sorry.	1:22:58	1:23:00
Apology not accepted, I take it?	1:23:00	1:23:02
She's deleted Top Gear!	1:23:04	1:23:06
Can't just come barging in here accusing her...	1:23:13	1:23:15
She had the bag, Mo. She had it in her locker!	1:23:15	1:23:18
-She needs to be locked up. -Janine, it's no way to handle it. Just be cool.	1:23:18	1:23:21
You'll wake Amy, anyway. Just shush.	1:23:21	1:23:23
Amy's not here, she's with Jack, all right.	1:23:23	1:23:25
MUSIC PLAYS	1:23:25	1:23:27
Amy?	1:23:27	1:23:29
What's Amy doing in my bedroom?	1:23:29	1:23:31
Amy's christening bracelet, what...	1:23:54	1:23:57
Why are my daughter's things in your room, Jean?	1:23:58	1:24:01
No, I didn't put them there...	1:24:01	1:24:02
It was you.	1:24:06	1:24:08
She's had everything. Everything Lola got the blame for.	1:24:08	1:24:11
Michael! You stay away from me and you stay away from my family.	1:24:11	1:24:17
I didn't take it.	1:24:17	1:24:19
I-I didn't put any of that there!	1:24:26	1:24:29
I didn't take it.	1:24:33	1:24:35
You have to believe me.	1:24:35	1:24:37
ALARM SOUNDS	1:24:50	1:24:53
That's for deleting Top Gear. Night, babe.	1:25:02	1:25:05
-What do I do with this lot? -I dunno. What you asking me for?	1:25:22	1:25:25
You're the big cheese running the place.	1:25:25	1:25:28
Mo, is this what she does?	1:25:28	1:25:30
You kidding? I've never seen her like this before.	1:25:30	1:25:32
D'you know what? Just bin it, yeah?	1:25:35	1:25:38
I want Jean arrested.	1:25:49	1:25:51
Forget about her, she's a no mark.	1:25:51	1:25:53
I'm taking you shopping.	1:25:53	1:25:56
For more elasticated pants?	1:25:56	1:25:57
No, baby clothes. Little miniature midget clothes for small people.	1:25:57	1:26:00
Yeah, well, I think I'd rather have Jean locked up.	1:26:00	1:26:03
No, no, I think that's just your hormones talking.	1:26:03	1:26:06
Since when does Janine Butcher get weirded out	1:26:06	1:26:08
by creepy little old birds?	1:26:08	1:26:11
Hi, Afia. Hi, Tam.	1:26:12	1:26:15
Not interested, Tam.	1:26:15	1:26:17
Guess what I'm going to do today?	1:26:17	1:26:19
Talk about babies and settling down and stuff?	1:26:19	1:26:22
Tam, grow up.	1:26:22	1:26:23
No, not me, Afia. Because I want to go travelling with you.	1:26:23	1:26:28
Travelling? Yeah. What do you say to that?	1:26:30	1:26:34
I can't not be with you, Afia.	1:26:37	1:26:39
What about your mum?	1:26:39	1:26:41
What about Mum? I'm going to tell her today.	1:26:41	1:26:45
Just one thing.	1:26:45	1:26:47
Mmm?	1:26:47	1:26:48
Don't do it with sock puppets.	1:26:48	1:26:50
Really?	1:26:51	1:26:53
SHE LAUGHS	1:26:53	1:26:54
Smashing an alarm, I mean, that is a bit extreme.	1:26:55	1:26:58
Yes. You cannot let him get away with it.	1:26:58	1:27:00
No, I'm not going to. Look.	1:27:00	1:27:02
Sorry, sorry, sorry	1:27:04	1:27:06
Tyler's phone's just gone Double-Dutch.	1:27:06	1:27:09
All right. One minute, Whit.	1:27:09	1:27:12
WHISTLING	1:27:15	1:27:17
Have you seen Tyler?	1:27:18	1:27:19
-I'm not talking to you. -He left his phone.	1:27:19	1:27:22
Top Gear is sacred. All right? Sacred.	1:27:22	1:27:25
Wow! You really do need a hand, innit?	1:27:30	1:27:32
Why didn't you clear up this last night?	1:27:32	1:27:34
-What are you, the health police? -All right, sorry.	1:27:34	1:27:37
All right, girls, come on now, let's put this energy	1:27:37	1:27:40
into the tidying, yeah? Come on.	1:27:40	1:27:42
So when's your dad getting back then, Lucy?	1:27:42	1:27:45
Next question.	1:27:45	1:27:46
'Oh, hello, it's Mr Porter again. I just wanted to say	1:27:50	1:27:55
'I found the items...	1:27:55	1:27:56
'you know, that I thought were missing.	1:27:56	1:27:58
'Anyway. My mistake. Sorry.'	1:27:58	1:28:01
'End of messages. To delete messages, press delete.'	1:28:01	1:28:05
I loved playing boxes too. Better than the actual presents.	1:28:15	1:28:20
Amy, come and help Mummy?	1:28:20	1:28:23
Right. Well... I'm off to work.	1:28:23	1:28:26
Well, mind the elephant in the room as you go, won't you?	1:28:26	1:28:29
-Sorry? -Look, teddy's over there. Go and get teddy. Good girl.	1:28:29	1:28:32
Sorry, but you're not going anywhere,	1:28:32	1:28:35
until you explain yesterday.	1:28:35	1:28:36
-I'm already late. -Jean! -What?	1:28:36	1:28:38
What d'you mean "what?"	1:28:38	1:28:40
Do you not remember what was sitting in your room?	1:28:40	1:28:42
That wasn't me. Michael did that.	1:28:43	1:28:46
You don't know what he's capable of.	1:28:46	1:28:48
-Michael? -Yes. He's been doing things.	1:28:48	1:28:52
Jean, just give me the truth.	1:28:54	1:28:55
I am telling you the truth.	1:28:55	1:28:57
He keeps setting me up, he's done it before,	1:28:57	1:29:00
he made me look like I'd broken into Janine's flat.	1:29:00	1:29:03
Oh, why would he do that?	1:29:03	1:29:04
For the money, it's all about the money.	1:29:04	1:29:07
He's trying to frame me, so that I look like I'm...	1:29:07	1:29:10
-you know, I'm... -Well, it's working!	1:29:10	1:29:14
So you do believe me?	1:29:14	1:29:16
Jean...	1:29:16	1:29:18
Just...	1:29:18	1:29:19
what've you done with the money?	1:29:19	1:29:21
He's got it!	1:29:21	1:29:23
You know what... You can't have spent it, right?	1:29:24	1:29:27
You can't have spent it all.	1:29:27	1:29:28
-It's not like you've got a brand-new sports car. -Listen to me,	1:29:28	1:29:31
-Michael has got the money! -Is it Sean? You've given it to Sean?	1:29:31	1:29:33
Cos he would SO know how to get it off of you.	1:29:33	1:29:35
What's he given you, some great big sob story?	1:29:35	1:29:37
-No, you know I haven't seen Sean for years! -What we...	1:29:37	1:29:41
What I saw in that room, OK, what everybody saw, is not right.	1:29:42	1:29:46
Yeah? You cannot do things like that.	1:29:46	1:29:48
I am telling you the truth. It was Michael!	1:29:48	1:29:51
D'you know something, Jean?	1:29:53	1:29:54
I'm supposed to be holding the fort, and this is just way beyond me.	1:29:54	1:29:58
Oh, well, I am so sorry for you!	1:29:58	1:30:00
Thank you so much for believing in me(!)	1:30:00	1:30:03
Don't get angry with me, Jean.	1:30:03	1:30:04
-I'm going to work. -You're seriously going to step outside?	1:30:04	1:30:07
Yes! Because there is nothing wrong with me! I am fine!	1:30:07	1:30:10
-I am! -Yeah. OK.	1:30:10	1:30:11
Just so you know, this is not what I signed up for.	1:30:14	1:30:18
When you proposed to me,	1:30:18	1:30:20
I was not saying yes to some undergraduate bum.	1:30:20	1:30:23
Is that what you think students are?	1:30:23	1:30:25
I know that's what they are.	1:30:25	1:30:26
They get a sense of freedom and they're hanging off war memorials.	1:30:26	1:30:29
Well, bring it on.	1:30:29	1:30:30
Don't even joke about it.	1:30:30	1:30:32
Zee, you know, it might be an idea to let people do	1:30:32	1:30:35
what they want every now and then.	1:30:35	1:30:38
Are you saying that I interfere?	1:30:38	1:30:40
Only with everything.	1:30:40	1:30:42
This isn't a home, it's a dictatorship.	1:30:42	1:30:45
Right. So it's wrong to try and make everyone happy, is it?	1:30:45	1:30:48
Yes, but you're doing the opposite.	1:30:48	1:30:50
Someone has got to tell Tamwar how to go about things. The boy is clueless at the best of times.	1:30:50	1:30:54
He's all grown up now, he's a man.	1:30:54	1:30:55
He still needs me.	1:30:55	1:30:57
And you, Mr Student, if you want me to stand by you,	1:30:57	1:30:59
you have to stand by me.	1:30:59	1:31:00
I feel a song coming on.	1:31:00	1:31:02
Tamwar and Afia have got to put down roots,	1:31:03	1:31:06
they've got to start a family.	1:31:06	1:31:08
And you, Mr Student, if you want an education,	1:31:08	1:31:10
you better start learning from me.	1:31:10	1:31:12
What's this? Cake?	1:31:17	1:31:19
Yeah, what of it? You want a slice?	1:31:19	1:31:21
I'll have a cup a tea, please. Hello, sweetheart.	1:31:21	1:31:24
My phone's all mumbo jumbo.	1:31:24	1:31:25
How am I supposed to sort it out if I can't understand the instructions?	1:31:25	1:31:28
Why don't you take a language course or something, Ty?	1:31:28	1:31:30
TEXT ALERT	1:31:30	1:31:31
She'll help ya. Oi, Lauren, you've got GCSEs, ain't you?	1:31:35	1:31:38
Yes. But none of them were in phone repair.	1:31:38	1:31:41
Just sort it out for us, please?	1:31:41	1:31:43
Look, if you do not know languages	1:31:43	1:31:45
then it's not my fault that you're thick.	1:31:45	1:31:46
I am not thick.	1:31:46	1:31:48
Hey, bruvver, let me have a look man.	1:31:48	1:31:49
Oh, mate, I think that's Egyptian. Actually, it might be Russian.	1:31:49	1:31:53
Great. That means Whitney wins this round, then.	1:31:53	1:31:55
Is that's how it works? It's not a relationship, it's a boxing match.	1:31:55	1:31:58
And I'm going to win.	1:31:58	1:32:00
Right. So what happens next then?	1:32:00	1:32:02
Eh?	1:32:02	1:32:04
In Round Three? Thicko.	1:32:04	1:32:06
All right. You ain't so clever yourself, you know.	1:32:06	1:32:08
Compared to you two, I really am.	1:32:08	1:32:11
All right, well, why don't you prove it?	1:32:11	1:32:13
-Yeah, prove it. -Yeah.	1:32:13	1:32:14
OK. We'll have a little competition. Girls versus apes.	1:32:14	1:32:20
Winner just gets to walk all over the losers.	1:32:20	1:32:22
You'd better bring your friends, Lauren cos you're going to need 'em.	1:32:22	1:32:25
-All right. Lucy, you busy later? -What do you think?	1:32:25	1:32:28
-What's that? No friends? -Shame.	1:32:28	1:32:31
Tell you who you should invite. My Alice. She's a clever girl.	1:32:31	1:32:34
Yeah. Yeah, I will. Thank you, Uncle Derek. I will.	1:32:34	1:32:38
Uh, no offence Del, but what you helping her for?	1:32:41	1:32:44
I've already got to apologise to Whit later	1:32:44	1:32:46
so I can get my phone sorted.	1:32:46	1:32:47
You have gotta get a grip, son.	1:32:47	1:32:50
You gotta stop fawning around her.	1:32:50	1:32:51
Fawn? Fawning?	1:32:53	1:32:55
It's a baby deer and you know what we do with baby deers, don't ya?	1:32:55	1:32:59
We eat 'em. Not because they're tasty but because we can.	1:32:59	1:33:03
So you get back over there and you put her in her place	1:33:03	1:33:05
and keep her there.	1:33:05	1:33:07
Forget the tea.	1:33:08	1:33:09
ENGINE SPUTTERS	1:33:11	1:33:12
Stupid thing!	1:33:12	1:33:14
-We're not going around the world on that, are we? -You told her yet?	1:33:16	1:33:19
Uh...no.	1:33:19	1:33:21
Tam!	1:33:21	1:33:22
I will, OK? I just haven't seen her, have I?	1:33:22	1:33:24
-You're single and middle aged Denise... -Here's your chance.	1:33:24	1:33:27
..you're never busy. So I'm bringing Kamil round for 6pm.	1:33:27	1:33:30
You'll be glad for the company. OK, bye.	1:33:30	1:33:33
Right, so it's all done. A romantic dinner for two.	1:33:35	1:33:37
Courtesy of your loving mother.	1:33:37	1:33:38
Listen, Mum...	1:33:38	1:33:40
Dinner's already cooking	1:33:40	1:33:42
and your father is attempting to choose the music.	1:33:42	1:33:45
-ENGINE STARTS -Afia?	1:33:48	1:33:51
She heard about a trainer sale.	1:33:53	1:33:54
SHE LAUGHS	1:33:58	1:34:00
Yeah, it's 120.	1:34:00	1:34:01
I've got to go.	1:34:02	1:34:04
There we go, job done.	1:34:06	1:34:08
Polish, polish, polish, where does the morning go?	1:34:08	1:34:12
Pops...?	1:34:12	1:34:14
You really are on another planet.	1:34:14	1:34:16
Jean, you can't just come waltzing in here.	1:34:16	1:34:19
You could've got me locked up!	1:34:19	1:34:21
Look, I know what you're thinking,	1:34:21	1:34:24
but I didn't know that stuff was in my room.	1:34:24	1:34:27
I swear.	1:34:27	1:34:28
Billy, on Stacey's life, I swear!	1:34:28	1:34:32
-You lying, old cow. -Just get out.	1:34:32	1:34:34
Oh, you would say that, wouldn't you, because you're in on it.	1:34:34	1:34:37
You need locking up! Billy, get her out.	1:34:37	1:34:40
Billy...it was them.	1:34:40	1:34:43
And by the way, you're fired!	1:34:43	1:34:46
-And you're rehired. -Come on, Jean.	1:34:46	1:34:48
Billy, it was them. I swear, I didn't know anything about it...	1:34:48	1:34:52
-Best you stay well away. Please. -Oh, please, Billy.	1:34:52	1:34:56
ECHOING LAUGHTER	1:35:07	1:35:09
SOUNDS ECHO	1:35:10	1:35:14
LAUGHTER	1:35:16	1:35:18
Need a ride somewhere?	1:35:19	1:35:21
Where you going?	1:35:22	1:35:24
Back off! Michael! Michael!	1:35:29	1:35:33
Don't ignore me.	1:35:33	1:35:34
Not after what you've done.	1:35:34	1:35:37
Michael. Michael, please, please...	1:35:37	1:35:39
Why are you doing this to me?	1:35:41	1:35:44
Sorry?	1:35:45	1:35:47
You don't care do you?	1:35:48	1:35:50
Not even a flicker.	1:35:50	1:35:52
You...	1:35:55	1:35:57
You're like a snake.	1:35:57	1:36:00
Poison. That's what you are.	1:36:00	1:36:02
You can't say these things to me, Jean. We're friends.	1:36:03	1:36:06
SHE LAUGHS	1:36:06	1:36:07
Oh, I'm stronger now. I am.	1:36:07	1:36:11
You might think I'm a nobody,	1:36:11	1:36:14
a nothing. But I am someone, Michael. I am.	1:36:14	1:36:17
Of course you are. Whoever said you weren't, Jean?	1:36:17	1:36:20
I'm going to prove it was you.	1:36:22	1:36:24
Sorry?	1:36:24	1:36:26
All that stuff you put in my room. I'm going to prove it was you.	1:36:26	1:36:28
PHONE RINGS	1:36:28	1:36:30
Just the missus...	1:36:30	1:36:32
wondering where I am.	1:36:32	1:36:34
She was going to have you arrested, by the way, till I intervened.	1:36:34	1:36:39
Told her it was just a blip.	1:36:39	1:36:42
I won't stop until everyone knows about you, Michael. I won't.	1:36:42	1:36:47
I'd worry more about what they're going to learn about you.	1:36:47	1:36:50
And that's coming from a really caring place.	1:36:50	1:36:52
I was wrong about you.	1:36:55	1:36:58
You're not fit to be anybody's son.	1:36:58	1:37:00
Tam. Your mum sent me.	1:37:13	1:37:15
Before you start, I am listening to you, and not her.	1:37:15	1:37:20
Really?	1:37:20	1:37:21
-Follow your dreams, that's what you said, so... -You sure?	1:37:21	1:37:24
Yep. We both want to get away, so...	1:37:24	1:37:28
That was close.	1:37:28	1:37:30
She told me to go and give you some advice.	1:37:30	1:37:33
How I've fathered four children and all that.	1:37:33	1:37:36
Yeah. Probably better that you're leaving.	1:37:36	1:37:38
Anyway, you can report back. And tell her what I've decided.	1:37:38	1:37:43
Me? Isn't it better coming from you?	1:37:43	1:37:45
What? Are we both that scared of her?	1:37:47	1:37:49
Probably.	1:37:51	1:37:52
I love quizzes.	1:37:53	1:37:54
Yeah. And we are going to annihilate 'em, so...	1:37:54	1:37:56
Come on, jump to it!	1:37:57	1:37:59
Luce, have a look?	1:38:01	1:38:02
Have a look, Luce.	1:38:03	1:38:05
-There you go. -What is this? -Ketchup.	1:38:05	1:38:08
I've got this acquaintance, right, had a word, did a deal,	1:38:08	1:38:11
and there you go. All above board, of course.	1:38:11	1:38:14
We've got our own supplier.	1:38:14	1:38:15
Yeah. But you've also got Bobby to look after and a cafe to run	1:38:15	1:38:18
so let me chip in. Eh?	1:38:18	1:38:20
Dad's got his own contacts.	1:38:20	1:38:21
But he isn't here, is he?	1:38:21	1:38:23
No. But he will be.	1:38:23	1:38:24
When? There you go. Come on,	1:38:24	1:38:25
I'm only trying to help out. Just doing my bit.	1:38:25	1:38:29
Are we living in a ghost town?	1:38:34	1:38:36
Mo, what d'you want me to?	1:38:36	1:38:37
D'you want me to stand outside and yell at people to come in?	1:38:37	1:38:40
You'd better flaming do something, girl.	1:38:40	1:38:43
Jean!	1:38:44	1:38:46
She was all right until you pitched up.	1:38:48	1:38:50
Why don't you just do something instead of standing there,	1:38:50	1:38:52
having a dig at me all the time?	1:38:52	1:38:54
Come on, then. How was it out there?	1:39:04	1:39:07
I warned you, didn't I?	1:39:08	1:39:09
He said that it would help Alfie.	1:39:09	1:39:12
What?	1:39:12	1:39:13
Michael. But now he's got my savings,	1:39:13	1:39:18
Alfie's savings, the VAT money.	1:39:18	1:39:20
The only person that he's helping is himself.	1:39:20	1:39:22
OK. All right. Jean you just gotta stop this now.	1:39:22	1:39:25
-Kat and Alfie are going to hate me. -They'll hate me, as well.	1:39:25	1:39:28
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking,	1:39:28	1:39:30
that we go round there and we demand the money back.	1:39:30	1:39:32
-You and me. -Jean. Jean, stop...	1:39:32	1:39:35
-He'll listen to you, and we'll take Mo, as well. -Jean,	1:39:35	1:39:38
-stop this now. Jean... -..and we will not leave until we get every single penny.	1:39:38	1:39:41
JEAN! JEAN! Stop it! Do you understand me?	1:39:41	1:39:44
Nobody believes you!	1:39:44	1:39:45
OK? Nobody!	1:39:45	1:39:47
You'll look like a prince tonight.	1:39:52	1:39:54
Things are finally going our way, Tamwar.	1:39:55	1:39:57
Well, once I get used to being engaged to a student.	1:39:57	1:40:00
Bit by bit, we are getting back to who we are.	1:40:02	1:40:06
Yeah, I think I am too. Actually, I think I've already arrived.	1:40:06	1:40:09
You see, I'm still getting things right, still giving good advice.	1:40:09	1:40:12
Not really.	1:40:12	1:40:14
Huh?	1:40:14	1:40:16
The meal, and the romantic night,	1:40:16	1:40:18
it's good and that,	1:40:18	1:40:20
OK...	1:40:20	1:40:22
but it...it's not us.	1:40:22	1:40:24
It's not me and Afia.	1:40:24	1:40:26
We're going to go round the world.	1:40:32	1:40:34
SHE LAUGHS	1:40:34	1:40:36
You're such a joker. You joker.	1:40:36	1:40:40
I'm being serious.	1:40:42	1:40:43
It's what Afia... It's what we both want.	1:40:46	1:40:49
-So... -I see.	1:40:52	1:40:54
I mean, Dad said it was OK.	1:40:56	1:40:57
Your father knew about this?	1:40:57	1:40:59
He's got a point, Mum.	1:40:59	1:41:00
I'm sure he does. Mas!	1:41:00	1:41:02
So you two, you're doing your own thing. Right?	1:41:07	1:41:11
-Is that so wrong? -No.	1:41:13	1:41:15
No? OK. So you're OK with it?	1:41:15	1:41:18
No, not remotely.	1:41:18	1:41:19
It's OK, you know, you two just...	1:41:19	1:41:23
-you don't need me any more, so... -That's not what we're saying!	1:41:23	1:41:25
No, that makes me pretty redundant.	1:41:25	1:41:28
So I will just back away, into a corner somewhere...	1:41:28	1:41:31
-Mum. -Zee.	1:41:31	1:41:32
..and I will do MY own thing. I'll find my own space.	1:41:32	1:41:36
You know, it'll give me a chance to do something for myself.	1:41:36	1:41:40
The boy is allowed to grow up.	1:41:40	1:41:42
Yes. And you are allowed to be a schoolboy again.	1:41:42	1:41:45
It's like some bad body swap comedy. It's just...	1:41:45	1:41:48
And look at us all laughing.	1:41:48	1:41:50
All I'm saying is Jean's had her problems in the past.	1:41:57	1:41:59
Newsflash - she's still got 'em.	1:41:59	1:42:01
Well, we should be trying to help her.	1:42:01	1:42:02
Pops, seriously you're going soft.	1:42:02	1:42:04
You could be visiting me in juvie right now, you know.	1:42:04	1:42:07
So you're clever then, yeah?	1:42:08	1:42:10
-I got a few GCSEs. -Yes!	1:42:10	1:42:12
Lucy, you sure that you're not around later?	1:42:12	1:42:14
I said no, I mean no.	1:42:14	1:42:16
C'mon Lucy, we need you. We could beat 'em.	1:42:17	1:42:20
I'm not interested.	1:42:20	1:42:21
-We came in specially. -Well, you wasted your time.	1:42:21	1:42:24
We're not going to ask you again, Lucy.	1:42:24	1:42:27
Good. I've got stuff to do so run along.	1:42:27	1:42:30
-Thought my dad was helping you? -Who are you again?	1:42:30	1:42:34
Dunno why I bother.	1:42:34	1:42:35
You're still a great mum.	1:42:41	1:42:43
And you let Shabnam go travelling.	1:42:43	1:42:45
I want you here.	1:42:45	1:42:47
But it's like you say, Zee, I'm the big kid now.	1:42:47	1:42:51
Me and Kamil, we need you.	1:42:51	1:42:53
And I'm going to keep a video diary, OK?	1:42:55	1:42:57
I'll put it online, it'll be like I'm in the room,	1:42:57	1:43:01
although if there's a mountain in the background it might not quite work.	1:43:01	1:43:05
But...	1:43:05	1:43:06
So you're going to leave me here with him? Thanks, Tam.	1:43:09	1:43:13
Oh, Zee...	1:43:14	1:43:16
-Careful. -Thank you, babe.	1:43:20	1:43:23
Beer please, Rox. Jean all right?	1:43:23	1:43:26
And what is "all right", exactly?	1:43:26	1:43:28
-Married Kate. -Prince William!	1:43:29	1:43:31
-Umm... -Come on!	1:43:31	1:43:33
-Poker face. -Lady Gaga! -That's it, that's it.	1:43:33	1:43:35
My first name...	1:43:35	1:43:37
-Whitney Houston! -Yes!	1:43:37	1:43:39
-Times up! -Right, how many you got?	1:43:39	1:43:42
-How many? -12.	1:43:42	1:43:44
12? 12?	1:43:44	1:43:45
It's your turn.	1:43:45	1:43:47
What's your name again?	1:43:47	1:43:48
Alice.	1:43:48	1:43:49
All right then Alice, get ready for a spanking. Ready boys?	1:43:49	1:43:54
Derek's daughter.	1:43:54	1:43:56
THEY LAUGH	1:43:56	1:43:58
When I say spanking, I didn't...	1:43:58	1:43:59
I don't mind.	1:43:59	1:44:01
Easy bruv!	1:44:01	1:44:03
I mean, I don't mind you saying...	1:44:03	1:44:05
-Awkward! -Anyway, OK go!	1:44:05	1:44:08
Hold on. That's not fair, that's not fair, start again, start again...	1:44:08	1:44:11
he's um...side burns...	1:44:11	1:44:14
How much stuff does a baby need?	1:44:18	1:44:20
I'm Mr Style. My girl's going to be the same as me.	1:44:20	1:44:24
-Billy, will you take this lot home for me, please? -Me?	1:44:24	1:44:27
-I am with child. -You're on the pay roll, Bill.	1:44:27	1:44:30
How dare you...	1:44:33	1:44:34
-How dare we what? -No, no, no. I'm not having this...	1:44:34	1:44:38
That's mine.	1:44:38	1:44:39
Jean?	1:44:39	1:44:41
All those things. They belong to me. My money paid for those.	1:44:41	1:44:44
Jean...	1:44:44	1:44:46
Tell them, Michael. Tell them how you took it from me. Go on.	1:44:46	1:44:48
Jean, what are you doing? Jean! What are you doing?	1:44:50	1:44:53
Come on. Where's the money? Where's my money? Where is it?	1:44:53	1:44:57
Jean? Jean, what you playing at?	1:44:57	1:44:59
-No, I want what's mine! -Calm down...	1:44:59	1:45:02
-All this is mine! My money paid for this. -What you doing?	1:45:02	1:45:05
All my savings! Alfie's money! Gone!	1:45:05	1:45:07
And if this is what I can have for it,	1:45:07	1:45:09
-this is what I'm having! -JEAN! SHUT UP!	1:45:09	1:45:12
I don't want that woman within a mile of me.	1:45:12	1:45:15
Michael... Please tell them what you did.	1:45:20	1:45:24
-C'mon darling, let's get you home. -Billy...	1:45:24	1:45:27
Please?	1:45:27	1:45:29
..retrieve my goods.	1:45:29	1:45:31
JEAN SOBS	1:45:40	1:45:42
SHE SCREAMS	1:45:46	1:45:49
Well?	1:45:50	1:45:52
Pick a country.	1:45:52	1:45:55
You told her? You actually told her?	1:45:55	1:45:58
Yeah. And without a puppet show.	1:45:58	1:46:00
-So she's going to let you go? -Yep.	1:46:00	1:46:03
And listen, I've got it all planned.	1:46:03	1:46:06
Because once we've been around the world, and done all that,	1:46:06	1:46:10
we can still come back here and pick up where we left off.	1:46:10	1:46:14
Y'know, it's just an idea but once you've got it all out of your system,	1:46:14	1:46:17
maybe Mum's idea about starting a family won't seem so weird.	1:46:17	1:46:20
Who knows? This could be perfect.	1:46:20	1:46:22
Don't do this to me, Tam.	1:46:24	1:46:26
Don't do what?	1:46:26	1:46:28
Don't be that person. Please.	1:46:29	1:46:32
It's like a teeny weeny country trapped inside another country.	1:46:34	1:46:37
It's full of Italians!	1:46:37	1:46:39
Sicily!	1:46:39	1:46:40
Oh, come on. You must know that?	1:46:40	1:46:43
I can't think straight.	1:46:43	1:46:44
Neither can I, what was that between Michael and Jean?	1:46:44	1:46:47
I know, but time is ticking, boys.	1:46:47	1:46:49
So come on, it's where the Pope does his thing.	1:46:49	1:46:51
Yeah, yeah, Alfie... Never mind that, OK, I need you.	1:46:51	1:46:54
I really do.	1:46:54	1:46:56
Shall we go speed dating?	1:47:00	1:47:02
Pretend we've never met...	1:47:03	1:47:05
..and we've got 30 seconds to get to know each other. OK?	1:47:07	1:47:10
OK, I'll go first.	1:47:11	1:47:12
OK. Hi.	1:47:13	1:47:15
My name's Tam...	1:47:15	1:47:18
..and I'm just trying to make everyone happy.	1:47:19	1:47:23
But most of all I'm trying to make this girl I know happy.	1:47:23	1:47:26
And to do that, I need to be myself	1:47:28	1:47:32
and not who I think she wants me to be.	1:47:32	1:47:34
If I can work out what that is.	1:47:37	1:47:39
I thought it was being a restaurateur...	1:47:42	1:47:45
..thought maybe being a good son...	1:47:47	1:47:49
..being a father.	1:47:52	1:47:53
But none of those work for her.	1:47:57	1:47:58
Things have changed.	1:48:01	1:48:03
She's changed.	1:48:06	1:48:09
And I need her to tell me how I can get her back.	1:48:12	1:48:15
TIMER SOUNDS	1:48:19	1:48:21
Anyway, that's me.	1:48:21	1:48:23
Now it's your turn.	1:48:25	1:48:27
Afia?	1:48:42	1:48:43
Rules are, you've got to say something.	1:48:47	1:48:51
TIMER SOUNDS	1:49:01	1:49:03
Time's up, Tam.	1:49:09	1:49:11
VACUUM CLEANER	1:49:17	1:49:20
What time we gotta get up tomorrow?	1:49:28	1:49:31
Early.	1:49:31	1:49:32
Derek's going to kill me.	1:49:34	1:49:36
Derek?	1:49:36	1:49:38
Yeah. He gave me some woman advice.	1:49:38	1:49:40
Oh, right.	1:49:40	1:49:42
MIMICS DEREK: Thing is, Tyler, you fawn around Whitney.	1:49:42	1:49:45
It's a baby deer, a fawn, and we eat baby deers.	1:49:45	1:49:48
THEY LAUGH	1:49:48	1:49:50
Well, come here and be a DEER, and give me a kiss.	1:49:50	1:49:53
-Was that a deer?! -SHE LAUGHS	1:49:53	1:49:55
You know, even if you're standing still,	1:49:59	1:50:02
you're still going at thousands of miles an hour.	1:50:02	1:50:05
So you don't have to go anywhere, really.	1:50:05	1:50:08
Well, if I keep travelling, then chances are	1:50:08	1:50:11
I'll come back this way again.	1:50:11	1:50:12
So you never know.	1:50:12	1:50:15
But don't stand staring out that window for years. All right?	1:50:15	1:50:19
-As if I'd do that. -You would. -I know.	1:50:19	1:50:20
You're not coming back, are you?	1:50:31	1:50:33
Afia...	1:50:40	1:50:42
I love you, too.	1:50:43	1:50:45
ENGINE SPUTTERS	1:50:53	1:50:55
Hold on tight.	1:50:57	1:50:59
ENGINE STARTS	1:51:07	1:51:08
Don't forget me!	1:51:08	1:51:11
Jean?	1:51:19	1:51:20
Jean?	1:51:21	1:51:23
Jean?	1:51:25	1:51:26
Jean!	1:51:28	1:51:29
Hello, Rox.	1:51:31	1:51:32
Alfie, you came!	1:51:33	1:51:36
-All right, Kat? -All right?	1:51:37	1:51:39
Yeah.	1:51:40	1:51:41
What?	1:51:43	1:51:44
What is it?	1:51:46	1:51:47
Jean?	1:51:47	1:51:49
Jean! Jean, Jean, come here. Come here, Jean.	1:51:49	1:51:52
It's OK. I'm here, all right?	1:51:52	1:51:55
I'm back.	1:51:55	1:51:56
Oh, you look knackered.	1:52:04	1:52:06
What are you doing?	1:52:11	1:52:13
Please! After all I've done for you?	1:52:13	1:52:16
BABY: No! Yes!	1:52:30	1:52:32
So, you seen Jean yet?	1:52:32	1:52:34
No. I'm going to let her come to me, I'm not going to force her.	1:52:34	1:52:37
-Probably best. -Yeah.	1:52:37	1:52:39
She looked in a bit of a state, didn't she?	1:52:39	1:52:41
Mmm. I'd love to know why.	1:52:41	1:52:42
Here.	1:52:47	1:52:48
I pulled my muscle when I was pushing Afia's scooter.	1:52:50	1:52:54
Should've warmed up first.	1:52:54	1:52:57
It's my fault.	1:52:57	1:52:58
Tamwar, I could call her.	1:53:00	1:53:02
I could tell her that babies aren't everything.	1:53:02	1:53:05
-That I was just excited, I didn't mean to scare her off. -Mum...	1:53:05	1:53:09
No, we can't just let her run off like that.	1:53:09	1:53:12
Imagine what people will say.	1:53:12	1:53:14
This stuff's amazing. I mean, the pain's already gone.	1:53:17	1:53:20
We can't have had that many bills.	1:53:28	1:53:30
You didn't.	1:53:33	1:53:34
So where's the rest of the cash, then?	1:53:35	1:53:37
Roxy?	1:53:40	1:53:42
Move, move, move, move!	1:53:42	1:53:44
Get out my way, man!	1:53:45	1:53:47
BELL RINGS	1:53:47	1:53:48
Hey!	1:53:48	1:53:49
Like my new sexy wheels?	1:53:50	1:53:52
You should get one, slim yourself down for the wedding.	1:53:52	1:53:55
I beg your pardon?	1:53:55	1:53:57
Look, these legs will be so trim, this body will be so slink,	1:53:57	1:54:01
that my man will feel that he has hit the love jackpot.	1:54:01	1:54:03
And you want Mas to be shouting bingo, don't you?	1:54:03	1:54:06
He already is.	1:54:06	1:54:07
Yeah, but you can still shed a few pounds? Round here.	1:54:07	1:54:10
You know what, Kim?	1:54:10	1:54:11
What does this "Ray" see in you exactly?	1:54:11	1:54:13
I'm like a little glam lamb.	1:54:13	1:54:16
You know what I see? I see a bike - on a bike.	1:54:16	1:54:19
You taking this to another level, Zainab?	1:54:20	1:54:23
You know what, Kim? I'm a little bit emotional right now.	1:54:23	1:54:27
KIM RINGS HER BELL Whatever!	1:54:27	1:54:29
Jean.	1:54:30	1:54:32
Jean, I'm just wondering how you are.	1:54:32	1:54:35
Have you seen this? It's all we've got in the way of spirits.	1:54:36	1:54:39
Hang on, Nan.	1:54:39	1:54:41
There's 40 boxes downstairs. All mixers. What good is that?	1:54:41	1:54:45
-Who put the order in? -Probably the blonde.	1:54:45	1:54:48
Hit a whole new level of incompetence while you were away.	1:54:48	1:54:51
Jean?	1:54:51	1:54:53
Look, we'll talk when you're ready. All right?	1:54:53	1:54:56
Right. Where is the blonde?	1:54:57	1:54:59
-Jean'll have banked the rest. That's what she'd have done. -Alfie...	1:54:59	1:55:02
You know what she's like. Panicking in case of burglars or something.	1:55:02	1:55:05
Why don't we grab a cup of tea on the way back, eh?	1:55:05	1:55:08
It'll be lovely, safe and sound. Sweet.	1:55:08	1:55:11
There we go.	1:55:13	1:55:15
-Hey! -I'm only helping out. Look.	1:55:20	1:55:22
Hey, Luce - feel these rolls, babe, man.	1:55:22	1:55:24
They're so warm they're melting in the bin bag.	1:55:24	1:55:27
What I'm thinking is big fat bacon butties at three quid a pop.	1:55:27	1:55:30
That's a mouth-watering profit.	1:55:30	1:55:32
Hey, play your cards right, you'll soon be serving caviar.	1:55:32	1:55:34
Nice. Nothing this hero can't do.	1:55:34	1:55:36
Wait till I get you home, yeah.	1:55:38	1:55:40
Stop it!	1:55:40	1:55:41
Here.	1:55:47	1:55:49
While you were away, I was contemplating.	1:55:51	1:55:54
And that's a list of all my exes.	1:55:56	1:55:58
Hmm.	1:55:58	1:56:00
See, some people think I've been around the block so many times	1:56:00	1:56:03
I've got my own bus lane.	1:56:03	1:56:04
OK. Oh, right.	1:56:05	1:56:07
See, the truth is	1:56:07	1:56:09
I'm, like, five drunken flings away from being a nun	1:56:09	1:56:12
and I don't want you to think anything different.	1:56:12	1:56:14
-Babe, you know you ain't gotta prove... -Your turn.	1:56:14	1:56:17
-Sorry? -Name up.	1:56:17	1:56:19
What does it matter, babe? I mean, the past is the past. Right?	1:56:23	1:56:26
Yeah. But I want to know everything about you, don't I?	1:56:26	1:56:30
So it starts with this.	1:56:30	1:56:33
Come on.	1:56:33	1:56:34
Please.	1:56:37	1:56:38
You want another pen in case you run out?	1:56:53	1:56:55
Babe, you asked, all right?	1:56:55	1:56:58
All it is, we're trying to get Tamwar out.	1:56:58	1:57:00
-Let him know we're there for him, yeah. -Poor guy.	1:57:00	1:57:04
But me and Fats are skint.	1:57:04	1:57:06
Me too.	1:57:06	1:57:08
Here, Angel. Take that.	1:57:08	1:57:11
-Really? -Course.	1:57:11	1:57:13
-Thanks, Dad. -It's a pleasure.	1:57:13	1:57:16
Right, OK. I'll tell Fats.	1:57:16	1:57:18
And get Whitney and Tyler.	1:57:18	1:57:22
-Anthony? -Someone say my name?	1:57:22	1:57:24
-You're coming out with us tonight, yeah? -Long as it's not another quiz.	1:57:24	1:57:28
So you can come, then?	1:57:28	1:57:29
-Yeah, course. -You better behave yourself, young Anthony.	1:57:29	1:57:33
-You don't want me coming to look for you. -Dad...	1:57:33	1:57:35
Joke.	1:57:36	1:57:38
Rox, no. Michael? How's he...? No.	1:57:41	1:57:44
I'm just repeating what Jean said.	1:57:44	1:57:46
Yeah, I know, sweetheart. Listen,	1:57:46	1:57:48
let's not say nothing to no-one, especially not to Kat.	1:57:48	1:57:52
Least of all about Michael.	1:57:52	1:57:55
-Not till I can try and straighten this out. -Yeah, course.	1:57:55	1:57:58
-What you doing? -There you go. Should be all there.	1:57:58	1:58:01
-Kat, what you doing, darling? -You seen the state of this place?	1:58:01	1:58:04
-She's ordered all the wrong stuff. -Hold on, Jean said she sorted that.	1:58:04	1:58:08
-Here, look at this. -Kat, hold on. Kat...	1:58:08	1:58:10
She's run the place into the ground.	1:58:10	1:58:11
-We've got bigger problems. -Ta-ta, Essex.	1:58:11	1:58:14
Hold on. Kat, listen to me. Kat!	1:58:14	1:58:18
-Kat, we're up the swanee right now. -Get this place back on track today.	1:58:20	1:58:23
Make some phone calls, use some of your charm, yeah.	1:58:23	1:58:26
Just listen! We've got no money.	1:58:26	1:58:27
-What? -You heard me. We got no money.	1:58:30	1:58:34
Right now there's nothing in the safe.	1:58:34	1:58:36
There is nothing in our business account, all right?	1:58:36	1:58:39
We've been wiped out.	1:58:39	1:58:42
So you moving out?	1:58:48	1:58:50
Well, good. About time too.	1:58:50	1:58:52
Rox?	1:58:52	1:58:54
TRAIN RUMBLES	1:58:54	1:58:58
Um... Aunty Shameem phoned.	1:59:23	1:59:26
Afia's going to stay over there for the moment.	1:59:26	1:59:30
So, you know, she hasn't gone far.	1:59:30	1:59:33
Maybe that's a good sign.	1:59:33	1:59:35
Sorry.	1:59:37	1:59:39
Was just trying to give you something to cling onto.	1:59:39	1:59:42
Cling?	1:59:42	1:59:44
So is that what I am now?	1:59:44	1:59:46
Mr Cling.	1:59:47	1:59:48
Mr Clingy.	1:59:50	1:59:52
Didn't cling hard enough, did I?	1:59:52	1:59:54
Go home, Tam. I'll look after the place.	1:59:54	1:59:57
All these decorations. Afia chose them.	2:00:00	2:00:03
I can't look at the menu.	2:00:03	2:00:05
I looked at the menu and there's Afia Korma,	2:00:05	2:00:10
there's Afia Vindaloo and Madras, and Afia Jalfrezi.	2:00:10	2:00:14
Then don't look at the menu.	2:00:20	2:00:22
Michael? Michael?	2:00:23	2:00:27
OK, no nonsense, no lies, no game-playing.	2:00:27	2:00:30
Why is Jean saying you took our money?	2:00:30	2:00:32
You're back. It's nice to see you.	2:00:32	2:00:34
Michael!	2:00:34	2:00:35
Alfie, between you and me. Jean - the wheels have fallen off.	2:00:35	2:00:40
-I know you. -I'm the victim here.	2:00:40	2:00:43
-And worse than that - Kat knows you. -Kat...?	2:00:43	2:00:46
-She's back, all right. -Jean is Jean, Alfie. You know that.	2:00:46	2:00:49
-Listen. I went to the safe, I went to my bank. There's nothing. -Really?	2:00:49	2:00:53
Obviously I'd spot you the money, mate, but I'm brassic.	2:00:53	2:00:57
All right. This had better not be an act.	2:01:00	2:01:04
Hang on. You're telling me that you're going to take the word	2:01:04	2:01:07
of someone who sees angels? She's breaking into people's houses.	2:01:07	2:01:10
-Oh, come off it, Michael. -She's been thieving,	2:01:10	2:01:14
she's been scaring Janine, which is even more disturbing,	2:01:14	2:01:17
I came into my house the other day - she's sitting on my couch.	2:01:17	2:01:20
-Really? -Have you any idea how weird that is? -Right, right. Yeah.	2:01:20	2:01:23
It's weird. She's got stuff in her room that don't even belong to her.	2:01:23	2:01:27
Now I know you're lying, all right.	2:01:27	2:01:28
-Really? Then you need to ask Mo, Roxy and Billy. -Is that right?	2:01:28	2:01:32
-Because they were all there. -OK. Yeah.	2:01:32	2:01:34
She's creeping me out.	2:01:34	2:01:35
All right.	2:01:38	2:01:40
So where's all my money gone, then?	2:01:42	2:01:46
Why are you asking me? I don't know!	2:01:46	2:01:48
I really and truly don't know, Alfie.	2:01:48	2:01:51
You don't? You're saying you really don't know where?	2:01:51	2:01:54
I'm saying I really don't.	2:01:54	2:01:58
And ask yourself this question, Alfie.	2:01:58	2:02:00
Why would I lie to my best man?	2:02:00	2:02:04
No, no, Michael.	2:02:08	2:02:11
Please stop. Listen, I appreciate it	2:02:11	2:02:14
-but you can see I've got enough to worry about. -Top of my list.	2:02:14	2:02:17
I know you're busy, I know you're stressed.	2:02:17	2:02:21
But if you would, I'd be so honoured. Huh?	2:02:21	2:02:24
All right. I'm not wearing a pink tie. All right?	2:02:25	2:02:28
Jean...	2:02:44	2:02:45
So I've left all my stuff at Christian's for now	2:02:48	2:02:51
but there's still a load of Amy's stuff upstairs.	2:02:51	2:02:53
Could Jean really do that, Rox?	2:02:53	2:02:55
When you think about it, I mean,	2:02:55	2:02:58
would she get up first thing in the morning	2:02:58	2:03:01
and decide to rip her own family off?	2:03:01	2:03:03
-Hey. It'll be somewhere. -Yeah, well, the VAT man comes looking,	2:03:05	2:03:10
you know what they're like - they're executioners, that lot.	2:03:10	2:03:13
-So is Michael still a dead end? -Yeah, he's well off the radar.	2:03:13	2:03:17
OK. All right. So let's think.	2:03:17	2:03:20
Come on, it's got to be somewhere. Right?	2:03:20	2:03:22
Maybe Jean's got money in her room.	2:03:22	2:03:25
Maybe it's under her mattress. Maybe...	2:03:25	2:03:28
Peroxide,	2:03:33	2:03:35
I love you.	2:03:35	2:03:36
I love you too.	2:03:41	2:03:43
You scared me half to death.	2:03:50	2:03:53
I'm sorry.	2:03:55	2:03:57
It won't happen again. I promise.	2:03:58	2:04:01
Don't go into one, all right...	2:04:03	2:04:05
..but are you...	2:04:07	2:04:08
-Yes. -You know... -I'm taking my meds. I am.	2:04:10	2:04:13
So what's going on?	2:04:16	2:04:18
Right, well...	2:04:23	2:04:25
-Yes. I got the sack and it just sort of got to me. -Jean?	2:04:26	2:04:34
-You had a job? -I was earning a bit extra to help out.	2:04:34	2:04:37
Hey, there you are! All right, sweetheart.	2:04:37	2:04:41
Darling, you all right? Now I'm not angry with you or anything like that	2:04:41	2:04:45
-but we need to go and gather up the cash. -Alfie, we're talking.	2:04:45	2:04:49
Maybe it's in your room or something like that?	2:04:49	2:04:51
-Come on, let's go and have a look. -Sorry?	2:04:51	2:04:52
You know what you're like, you'll have hidden it and forgotten where.	2:04:52	2:04:56
-Jean has not got our money. -I haven't. -You must have. -Back off. -No, you back off!	2:04:56	2:04:59
-You may have squirreled it away like you normally do. -No, no, no!	2:04:59	2:05:03
-Jean, you must have our money. -Stop it!	2:05:03	2:05:05
I didn't take it. I didn't!	2:05:05	2:05:09
Well...	2:05:11	2:05:12
I did...	2:05:12	2:05:14
What?	2:05:16	2:05:18
I know, I don't have it any more...	2:05:19	2:05:22
It's all right, Jean.	2:05:23	2:05:25
OK, OK. S'all right. Don't be upset.	2:05:25	2:05:29
OK. Now...	2:05:29	2:05:31
-I need you to remember, sweetheart. -I'm sorry... -What you done with it?	2:05:33	2:05:38
I'm so, so sorry.	2:05:40	2:05:44
Please, please don't hate me. Please...	2:05:44	2:05:47
I'm so sorry.	2:05:49	2:05:52
Jean, Jean. Shh. It's all right.	2:05:55	2:05:58
Shh, come on, come on. It's all right. It's all right.	2:05:58	2:06:01
It's not.	2:06:01	2:06:03
-Get that down you. -Thanks.	2:06:08	2:06:10
Alice has taken a shine to young Anthony Moon.	2:06:17	2:06:20
Right.	2:06:20	2:06:22
Well, that's love, innit, Derek? Y'know - makes the world go round.	2:06:22	2:06:26
Well, I don't like it. I feel like burying him,	2:06:26	2:06:29
like getting hold of his little neck and snapping it.	2:06:29	2:06:31
How to win friends and influence people.	2:06:31	2:06:33
She's my daughter.	2:06:36	2:06:38
Well, she ain't really your daughter, Derek.	2:06:38	2:06:41
-She's on loan for a bit. -What's that supposed to mean?	2:06:41	2:06:43
Your kids ain't really your kids, are they? You got 'em for a bit	2:06:43	2:06:47
and then they're gone. Your only true worth is handing money over	2:06:47	2:06:51
and getting up their noses every now and again.	2:06:51	2:06:54
But what if he's got... you know...intentions?	2:06:56	2:07:00
Derek, you're not getting this, are you?	2:07:00	2:07:02
He's the one who won't be getting it.	2:07:02	2:07:04
Trust me. If you interfere, she'll hate you for ever.	2:07:04	2:07:07
This is wrong, Max. No other word for it.	2:07:12	2:07:16
I mean, I would kill for that little girl.	2:07:16	2:07:19
I'd do ten people just like that and wouldn't bat an eyelid.	2:07:19	2:07:22
And I'd do the same to Jay if he upset Abi.	2:07:22	2:07:25
This ain't right, Max, eh?	2:07:25	2:07:28
Spending your life worrying about your kids.	2:07:29	2:07:31
Yeah, well, welcome, Derek.	2:07:31	2:07:34
To what?	2:07:35	2:07:37
To the dad's club.	2:07:38	2:07:39
She all right?	2:07:53	2:07:55
Just give her some time, all right?	2:07:55	2:07:57
Let her calm down and then we can work out what she's done with it.	2:07:57	2:08:02
-Well, we have to find out pretty soon. -Come on, we need to open up.	2:08:02	2:08:05
Yeah, great idea. And sell what exactly?	2:08:05	2:08:08
I don't know, but you sort that out and I'll sort this out. I promise.	2:08:08	2:08:11
Why is it that everything in here smells of death?	2:08:16	2:08:18
You need to rub that down or spray something on it.	2:08:18	2:08:21
It doesn't all smell of death.	2:08:21	2:08:22
-Bruv, you smell of it too. -Don't smell me! -Anthony.	2:08:22	2:08:25
-You are looking after my daughter tonight. -I am?	2:08:30	2:08:34
She likes you. You're going to treat her with the utmost respect.	2:08:34	2:08:37
You are going to be the perfect gent	2:08:37	2:08:39
and you're going to make sure nothing happens to her. Capice?	2:08:39	2:08:42
-Capice. -Good.	2:08:42	2:08:45
Yep, smells like death all right.	2:08:50	2:08:52
-We let you win, yesterday, I mean. -Oh, did you?	2:08:55	2:08:58
-Hi. -Hey. -Can I get a cola, please?	2:08:58	2:09:00
-What's happening, Alice? -So where are you going tonight? -Oh - uh...	2:09:00	2:09:05
It's just round ours. Fat Boy's calling Tam so hopefully he shows.	2:09:05	2:09:09
Women. So cruel.	2:09:09	2:09:11
Will you be coming? Drinks are on my dad.	2:09:11	2:09:15
Really? He's so sweet.	2:09:15	2:09:18
-Oh. Is that a yes, then? -Lauren won't be happy.	2:09:18	2:09:20
You two are just so boring now. Come on, this is about Tam.	2:09:20	2:09:23
All right. S'pose I could - Bobby can stay with a mate.	2:09:23	2:09:28
Lovely. That's settled then. Going to be a full house.	2:09:28	2:09:30
Great.	2:09:30	2:09:32
Welcome to wonderland, Alice.	2:09:33	2:09:35
Oh, look at that, lovely. Now this one.	2:09:35	2:09:39
-Sweetheart, we have lift-off. -Yes! That's my Alfie.	2:09:39	2:09:42
I had to flirt with Rita from the Mortician's Arms	2:09:42	2:09:45
-but when you've got needs... -And all the chat.	2:09:45	2:09:49
-What does being a footballer got to do with it? -Babe, I was in a team.	2:09:49	2:09:52
In a team? When did you find time to play?	2:09:52	2:09:54
Cos this list of names, this scroll, this five-napkin scroll of names,	2:09:54	2:09:59
shows you were one busy dog.	2:09:59	2:10:00
THEY SCREAM	2:10:00	2:10:02
Hello my darling! Lovely to see you! So you got yourself a footballer?	2:10:02	2:10:08
-And chef. You must be Kat, right? -Got it in one, Einstein.	2:10:08	2:10:12
Hold on, Raymondo, you a footballer, then?	2:10:12	2:10:14
-I was pretty handy. -You play with your feet, not your hands.	2:10:14	2:10:17
-Nah, not always. -But hold on.	2:10:17	2:10:19
Know what I'm picturing here? Come on. Pub football team.	2:10:19	2:10:22
-Well, count me in. -Yes, you know,	2:10:22	2:10:25
thirsty footballers want to drink lots of beers, don't they?	2:10:25	2:10:28
Listen. You'll be all right here while I go work on Jean, won't you?	2:10:30	2:10:33
Don't come down without the cash, all right?	2:10:33	2:10:35
-I'll try my hardest. Just stay down here and look pretty! -Thank you.	2:10:35	2:10:40
-All right, guys, the usual? -Yeah, please. -Give us one second.	2:10:40	2:10:43
-Christian, what can I get you? -Actually, it's Amy's stuff.	2:10:43	2:10:46
Roxy wants me to collect the last of it.	2:10:46	2:10:48
Don't bother, mate. I'll talk Kat round. Peroxide ain't going anywhere.	2:10:48	2:10:52
Trouble is, she's sorted it out with Phil. And she wants to move on.	2:10:52	2:10:56
I think it'll be good for her.	2:10:56	2:10:59
Did she say that?	2:10:59	2:11:01
Yeah. You know, fresh start and all that.	2:11:01	2:11:03
KNOCK ON THE DOOR	2:11:05	2:11:07
All right, Jean?	2:11:09	2:11:10
Right, you're going to have to talk me through this.	2:11:13	2:11:16
The money - where it went.	2:11:16	2:11:17
Well, um...	2:11:19	2:11:22
I was so stupid, Kat.	2:11:22	2:11:25
And I don't know how to get any of it back	2:11:25	2:11:30
and I don't know how to prove any of it.	2:11:30	2:11:34
Slow down, yeah. One thing at a time.	2:11:34	2:11:37
-Where did the money go? -Michael.	2:11:37	2:11:40
-Michael Moon? -He said he needed the money to help young boxers.	2:11:42	2:11:47
-Did he now? -And he's telling everybody that I'm lying,	2:11:47	2:11:51
and he's been making me look like I'm deranged	2:11:51	2:11:56
but I am taking my tablets, and I am thinking clearly	2:11:56	2:11:59
and anyway, I would never do that to you. Would I? I'd never hurt you.	2:11:59	2:12:03
I mean, you're the last person I would hurt, Kat.	2:12:03	2:12:06
I know.	2:12:08	2:12:09
MASOOD CLEARS HIS THROAT	2:12:13	2:12:16
Sometimes it just doesn't go our way.	2:12:16	2:12:19
Life would be great if it did,	2:12:25	2:12:27
but sometimes it's just...rubbish.	2:12:27	2:12:31
Yeah, great talk, Dad.	2:12:34	2:12:36
But then again, if you look a bit closer,	2:12:36	2:12:38
if you were to scrunch up your eyes,	2:12:38	2:12:40
sometimes you can kid yourself that it's not that bad.	2:12:40	2:12:43
I mean look at me, Tam.	2:12:43	2:12:44
Your mum left me for someone else.	2:12:45	2:12:48
She married him,	2:12:50	2:12:53
but where are we now?	2:12:53	2:12:54
I'm here, she's here. We're back together.	2:12:54	2:12:57
And that's because she's the only one for me. She always was.	2:12:57	2:13:02
OK. So here's the thing. If I was to scrunch up my eyes,	2:13:05	2:13:09
I can sort of see things in a different light.	2:13:09	2:13:12
In a good light.	2:13:12	2:13:15
-Go on, you try it. -No, thanks.	2:13:16	2:13:18
No, go on. Like this.	2:13:18	2:13:20
-Yeah? -Yeah.	2:13:24	2:13:25
You see? It's all about perspective.	2:13:27	2:13:29
I can't walk around like this, can I, Dad? I'd hit a wall or something.	2:13:31	2:13:36
We all hit walls, Tam.	2:13:36	2:13:37
It's how we deal with it that's the making of us.	2:13:37	2:13:40
LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS	2:13:50	2:13:52
Oi, oi, oi!	2:13:52	2:13:54
MIMICS DEREK: You lay a finger on her and I'm going to bury you. Capice?	2:13:54	2:13:58
That is spot on. Absolutely spot on.	2:13:58	2:14:01
-There you go. -Thanks.	2:14:01	2:14:02
You all right?	2:14:02	2:14:03
Hey, guys. Tam here yet?	2:14:03	2:14:06
-Are you serious? What is she doing here? -Come on.	2:14:06	2:14:09
-Sort this out, you two. -Listen, Tam said he won't make it	2:14:09	2:14:12
but he said thank you and he'll try and deal with it himself.	2:14:12	2:14:15
Hi, Alice.	2:14:15	2:14:16
Oh - hi.	2:14:16	2:14:18
Do you know what, Tyler, can you just get her out now, please?	2:14:18	2:14:21
Just let it go, Lauren.	2:14:21	2:14:23
I know it's none of my business	2:14:23	2:14:27
but I know you like Anthony.	2:14:27	2:14:29
Me? No.	2:14:29	2:14:31
You should tell him.	2:14:31	2:14:33
I shouldn't even be here. It's bad enough me being in Walford with Dad.	2:14:33	2:14:36
If my mum knew I was out partying...	2:14:36	2:14:38
Hey, relax. All you need is a bit of Dutch courage.	2:14:38	2:14:41
I don't really drink.	2:14:41	2:14:43
Here's to romance.	2:14:52	2:14:54
Hey, you all right?	2:14:59	2:15:01
-Was hoping you'd pop in. -Yeah?	2:15:01	2:15:03
Yeah. Are you really moving out?	2:15:03	2:15:06
-Well, you know, all good things. -OK. If that's what you want	2:15:06	2:15:09
but don't forget, you've got wages up till the end of next week.	2:15:09	2:15:12
-Yes! -Can't get rid of me that easy, young lady.	2:15:12	2:15:15
Listen to me. I've been thinking about the missing money.	2:15:15	2:15:18
Well, the VAT man, actually, and...	2:15:18	2:15:20
-What you doing? -Hold on.	2:15:20	2:15:23
Guess who's got a trust fund?	2:15:23	2:15:27
Whoa, stop, Rox. I can't do that, sweetheart.	2:15:27	2:15:29
It's just a loan. It's a loan. It's Amy's money, I can draw off it.	2:15:29	2:15:33
Amy's money? That's worse, taking from a three-year-old.	2:15:33	2:15:36
Alfie, Alfie, this is the only bit of my dad's money I kept.	2:15:36	2:15:40
You'd have forever to pay me back	2:15:40	2:15:42
-because she can't touch it till she's 18. -Kat'd crucify me.	2:15:42	2:15:45
Who's going to tell her?	2:15:45	2:15:47
Just take it, all right?	2:15:49	2:15:51
Cos I can't have you getting banged up, can I?	2:15:51	2:15:55
-What would I do without you? -Thanks, Rox.	2:15:56	2:15:59
You still here?	2:16:03	2:16:05
Just saying my goodbyes.	2:16:05	2:16:07
Any luck with Jean?	2:16:07	2:16:09
We'll soon know.	2:16:09	2:16:10
Let's hope Kat gets her way. Then I won't need this, will I?	2:16:12	2:16:15
-Right, see you later. -Yeah.	2:16:17	2:16:19
Cheers, Peroxide.	2:16:19	2:16:21
HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS	2:16:21	2:16:23
You've got lovely hands.	2:16:30	2:16:32
Oh. Thank you. You've got nice hands too there.	2:16:34	2:16:36
They're nice.	2:16:36	2:16:39
I like skin.	2:16:39	2:16:41
I'm...I'm a skin person.	2:16:41	2:16:43
Smooth skin's my favourite.	2:16:45	2:16:47
Then after that...	2:16:49	2:16:52
less smooth skin.	2:16:52	2:16:54
THEY LAUGH	2:16:59	2:17:01
Oi. What you laughing at, eh?	2:17:02	2:17:05
You all right?	2:17:07	2:17:08
I think he likes you.	2:17:15	2:17:16
Heard you were back.	2:17:33	2:17:35
TRAIN RUMBLES	2:17:37	2:17:41
ALICE VOMITS	2:17:44	2:17:46
She all right?	2:17:46	2:17:47
Oh yeah, she's just peachy.	2:17:47	2:17:49
-Not sure I'd be wanting to kiss that later. -Ty!	2:17:49	2:17:52
S'all right. Nice and slow, there you go.	2:17:52	2:17:55
Get you back inside, eh? This way.	2:17:55	2:17:58
SHE VOMITS AGAIN	2:18:02	2:18:04
Just...	2:18:04	2:18:07
We shall be having words about this later, Anthony.	2:18:18	2:18:21
Come on, Angel. Come on, up you get.	2:18:24	2:18:28
Come on, sweetheart.	2:18:28	2:18:31
Let's get you home, shall we?	2:18:31	2:18:34
You should have made her a bacon buttie.	2:18:34	2:18:36
Lined her stomach.	2:18:36	2:18:38
I want our money back.	2:18:43	2:18:45
-Jean still giving it all that, is she? -Yeah. I wonder why.	2:18:47	2:18:51
You've come to the wrong person, sorry.	2:18:51	2:18:54
That's very disappointing.	2:18:54	2:18:57
Jean's sick. She needs a physician.	2:19:01	2:19:04
No-one's as sick as you, Michael.	2:19:06	2:19:09
And no-one's going to need help as much as you.	2:19:11	2:19:15
You need to speak to Roxy. Billy. Jack, even.	2:19:15	2:19:19
They'll tell you what they saw in her room.	2:19:19	2:19:22
You know she had our baby scan in there? Oh, yeah.	2:19:22	2:19:25
Amy's christening bracelet, other kiddie things.	2:19:25	2:19:29
She has a weird baby obsession.	2:19:29	2:19:31
If money's gone missing, you need to look to her. Not to me.	2:19:33	2:19:37
Think about it, Kathleen.	2:19:38	2:19:40
If I hurt you...	2:19:41	2:19:43
..if I stole from you...	2:19:44	2:19:46
..then I'd be stealing from Tommy.	2:19:48	2:19:50
And what kind of man would that make me?	2:19:52	2:19:55
You look amazing.	2:19:58	2:20:00
So stunning.	2:20:00	2:20:02
You never met Kat Slater, did you?	2:20:24	2:20:26
Well, guess what. You're about to now.	2:20:31	2:20:34
Cos when I prove that you took our money,	2:20:35	2:20:38
I'm going to rip you apart.	2:20:38	2:20:41
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