09/06/2013 EastEnders Omnibus


09/06/2013

Ian is put under pressure to get the restaurant finished before the local paper arrives, but is anyone willing to help him? Poppy manages to put Dot in a precarious situation.


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-Dad.

-Mm-hmm?

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You know that pocket money I've been saving?

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-What, you want to invest in a restaurant?

-No.

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-Smart lad.

-I'm going to buy a...

-Are you going to invite Peter?

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-Peter?

-Yeah. To the grand opening on Friday.

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-It's a long way to come. He'll probably be busy anyway.

-I've made breakfast!

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-Where you going?

-School.

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-You're early.

-Meeting a friend.

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-I've made breakfast!

-DOOR SLAMS

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-So what's the plan for today, then?

-What?

-Scarlett.

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-Where am I going to meet you?

-I'm not sure if I can get away today.

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-So when do I get to see her?

-I don't know, maybe tomorrow.

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Alice, let me walk you through this again.

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The only way I get to see my daughter - the only way -

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is if you help me.

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Because of the way Janine is,

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because she's so revolting and intransigent.

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Do you think she's being fair, then? Do you think she's right?

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-No, but she does love Scarlett.

-Don't be obtuse.

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She doesn't care about Scarlett, she's doing it to hurt me.

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-So if I can find a way of getting through to her...

-OK, OK.

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-I'll try and get out today.

-Try?

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Yeah, I will. I will.

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Good.

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Half eleven then, the swings.

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-OK.

-OK.

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Morning.

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Right, I thought you could have your breakfast at the caff today.

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Why?

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Because today is apology day.

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-I don't feel well.

-Well, tough.

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Look, Lucy didn't press charges and all she wants is an apology.

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And I think she deserves one.

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All right? Haven't seen the electrician, have you?

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He's supposed to be doing the dimmers.

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Yeah, came in about ten minutes ago and took his tools.

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-He can't do that to me!

-I think he has.

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You see, if I'd been the main contractor

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none of this would have happened.

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I've got the press coming to take photos and everything.

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He hasn't done the lights!

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Yes, this is Ian Beale, soon as you get the message can you call me?

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He's not answering his phone now.

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Annoying when that happens.

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-Forget the photographer.

-I can't.

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If I don't get the photos into the press, I open with no publicity.

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Well, I suppose I could fix the lights for you.

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Could you? Cheers, Sam!

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You sure you want to use these?

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Yeah, why not?

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Nothing wrong with them, they're very serviceable,

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-that's why they're so common.

-Common?!

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I know where you can get some very classy candelabras.

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The light flickers.

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Yeah, we'll stick with these, OK,

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-and I'll work out how much I owe you later, yeah?

-Cool.

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-Where you going?

-Breakfast.

-Sam, we haven't got time!

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It's all about pacing yourself.

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Jay, he's good at all the fuel and the mechanics,

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-but he don't get the electrics like me, I'm telling you.

-That's great.

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We put the car on the website, so we think by lunch time today

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-we should have enough money to book our holiday.

-Mmm-hmm.

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And Jay and I thought that we'd go shoot hippo on the Zambezi(!)

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-You'll probably like that.

-Mum, are you even listening to what I'm saying?

-Yes.

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"Do up old banger, blow money on holiday and girls."

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Hello. Sam? Are you around at lunch time?

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Is my bag in... What are you doing?

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Mrs Branning, what you doing?

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Well, the vicar, he's coming round tomorrow to talk to me

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about being a church warden.

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And you know what they say, "Cleanliness is next to godliness."

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And them curtains, they won't do.

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OK, you're not going up on that ladder,

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not after what happened to Patrick.

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Yeah, but them curtains, they need washing.

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OK, well, Fats can come over and take 'em down.

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He'll bring them to the laundrette later, yeah?

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Oh, all right.

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You know, I've decided not to make the vicar a Battenberg,

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I'm going to do Victoria Sponge.

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Or maybe I'll branch out and make one of me lemon drizzles.

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Hello, baby!

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Yes, OK, I understand.

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Take curtains to launderette, all right, cool,

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give me about an hour.

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Can you stick the keys underneath the mat for me?

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OK, anything for my little sweetheart, yes...

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Take him straight back and tell them you want your money back!

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You all right, little man? Big sis getting on your case?

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She won't let me keep Monty.

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Who?

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He's sleeping.

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Wow. That is cool, man!

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-Thanks. I just bought him off a friend.

-Yeah. How much?

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-£20.

-£20?!

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-Including some food and the vivarium.

-The what?

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It's what they call the cage.

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Lucy said I can't keep him.

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Don't suppose you could look after him,

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just until I take him back tomorrow morning?

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Oh, little man, what am I supposed to do with him?

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He'll be all right in your room, he's got food and water,

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just until the morning. Please?

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All right, man, all right. OK.

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Just make sure you're over there

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first thing in the morning to pick him up. Yeah? OK.

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-Hello.

-Hiya.

-Morning.

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What's that? Oh, lovely.

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Nice picture.

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Yeah, my dad on his stall, mid '80s. I got a load of 'em done.

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Yeah, it's lovely, darling,

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but don't you think you should you get this place straight

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before you start worrying about your pictures?

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You know what he used to say, "Stick to what you know,

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"do what you're good at. Keep your head down."

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-Ian...

-What?

-You haven't sent out the opening invitations?

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Yeah, it's all right, I need to prioritise.

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Darling, you need to get them sent out,

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or no-one's going to be here on Friday.

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Do you want me to do 'em? I've got time, it's my day off.

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No, it's fine, I'll do it, OK? I know who they've got to go to.

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Yeah, but I can do the local ones for you, save you some stamp money.

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No, I'm not inviting all them freeloading locals, OK?

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These are for business customers.

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Sorry, I thought that this place was for friends and family?

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Yeah, and it will be.

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Right, so you're going to want to send some out

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to Bobby, Lucy, Peter - you know, people who matter.

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No, because these are for business customers, OK?

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Customers with money, that's what I need.

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-I beg your pardon, didn't realise you didn't need the rest of us.

-Well, I don't.

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Right. That's just as well then, cos you're on your own.

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Oh, Denise...

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Morning.

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-Hi.

-Hi.

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What's that?

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-Michael's things.

-Oh.

-I'm just getting rid of them.

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He might want them.

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Well, then he can go and buy them back from the charity shop.

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Scarlett's upstairs in her cot.

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So, you're not at the restaurant today then?

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Yeah, but I'm just finishing my breakfast.

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Oh. How is it going over there?

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Ah, not good. Ian's electrician's done a bunk,

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half the furniture's missing,

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and mine host looks like he's about to flip.

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He's got the press coming to take photographs of the place today

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and it's only me doing any work.

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Yeah, rushed off your feet. Don't know how you cope(!)

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It's not the hours you put in, it's the quality.

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But you're going to be finished by Friday, aren't you?

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Not a chance!

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I've only got one pair of hands

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and he's going to need a lot more if he wants to open on time.

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What? I ain't got ketchup on my face, have I?

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How about you doing something worthwhile today?

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Morning, partner.

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-Morning, what are you so happy about?

-Payday, innit?

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-You reckon the car's going to get sold?

-I reckon the bidding should be in full flow by now.

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-Why don't we check.

-No point, there'll be loads of bids first thing,

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-but later, the serious buyers get involved.

-Really?

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After lunch we'll have some idea of how much we'll make. I was thinking

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we should save up some of this money after the holiday, get another car, and do it up.

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-Can do.

-Morning.

-All right, cuz?

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What you looking so pleased about?

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Cos...we're selling the car today.

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-So we really are going on holiday?

-Yes.

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Camping. Caravan site. Little hotel on the coast.

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Yeah, that sounds good, but isn't that going to be expensive?

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Told you, we're paying for it, so it's down to us.

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You can count me in. See you later.

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Have a nice day. Ta, babe.

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By the end of the year we could be working for ourselves.

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Thank you.

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-Everything all right?

-Yeah, man, very nice.

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Hey, I hope the old man's new restaurant is just as good.

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It will be, just not as cheap.

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Can't believe I'm doing this.

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Oh, come on, you're getting a free breakfast out of it, ain't you?

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And what can we do for you?

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I...

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I came to, um...

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You know...

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No. I'm a mind-reader now?

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I came to... make sure that we were OK.

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Yeah, yeah, we are just great(!)

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Ah, sleep, little Monty.

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Sleep, yes, that's it.

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She's fast asleep.

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Good. I've got to go over to the office.

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Billy has managed to crash the computer again.

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Oh, OK.

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-Don't know how long I'll be. See you.

-Bye.

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-I didn't hear you come in, Lauren.

-I'm not stopping.

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Hiding, are you?

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Me? No.

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-Really?

-Maybe a little bit.

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Well, hiding away, running away from things ain't no good.

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I should know.

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I've done something stupid again.

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Well, they say that you learn from your mistakes,

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so you must be the family genius of Walford.

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My mum says I've got some apologising to do.

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Oh, yes?

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But what's the point if they're not going to accept your apology?

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Yes, well, if you do the Christian thing

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and offer the olive branch, it's up to them to accept it.

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And if they don't, and if you meant it,

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then you've done the right thing, ain't you?

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All right, Mrs B? I've got your curtains here.

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Oh, right. Put them down by that machine, will you?

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Mind out, Lauren. Thank you.

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-All right, Lauren?

-Yeah, you?

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-Yeah, cool.

-Thank you, Arthur.

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Cool. All right. Laters.

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I am really sorry about taking your money.

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I wanted it for a drink.

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Another stupid thing that I like to do.

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Well, that weren't so hard, was it? It's all right, Lauren.

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It's all forgiven and forgotten.

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Thank you.

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We thought you could use some help.

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What, you think I can't cope?

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Of course you can, we're just here to lend a little support.

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We ain't got anything better to do.

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No, no, desperate to fill our hours, with worthwhile-ness.

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Uh, Sam said that you've got a photographer coming?

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Yeah, lunch time. But I don't think I'm going to be ready.

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Sorry, what ain't ready?

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Just have a look at the place?

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The kitchen's not ready, the gents' loo doesn't flush,

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and, oh, haven't got any table decorations.

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But, Ian, what are you advertising?

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Your kitchen, your toilet, or your restaurant?

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All he needs to photograph is that corner over there.

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You think if the B&B punters could see in my rooms they'd stay in my place? A slap of paint does wonders.

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I've never said this before, you know, but Kim's right.

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We get the front here looking good, who cares about the rest?

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-It's called the art of advertising.

-OK, Ian, three hours.

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I'd appreciate your help.

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You're welcome.

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Alice!

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Hey, where are you going?

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Uh, to the...swings.

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She's still asleep?

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Oh, she's asleep again. What have you been doing with her,

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staying up all night watching girlie movies?!

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-Yeah, do you think Bridget Jones's Diary is just a little bit too old for her?

-Yeah, probably.

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I'm joking. Look, why don't I take her for a couple of hours?

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I thought you had a meeting this afternoon.

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I do, but I'd like to spend some time with her.

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Plus, the client is a bit of a sucker for kids,

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so Scarlett can distract him while I put his rents up.

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-Really?

-Yeah. It's about time she started earning her keep.

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-I'll see you later.

-OK.

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I just want to say...

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look, you don't have to accept my apology,

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you don't have to forgive me, but...

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I'm really, really sorry for my pathetic and childish behaviour.

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I am.

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Lucy, I am, I'm really, really sorry.

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And I'll pay for any of the damage.

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Forget it. We all do stupid things occasionally.

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Thank you.

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Of course I'm interested.

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I'm just finishing off a big job on the Square.

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I'll pop by and give you a price at about two?

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OK? Good.

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Hey. Walford's turning out to be real lucky for me.

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What did you want to talk about?

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The other day, when we kissed.

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Big, big mistake.

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Not for me.

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I can't go backwards, Sam, this is a whole new life for me and Dexter.

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You can't just expect to walk back into it like nothing's happened.

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I've got to get back to work.

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You'll always be a big part of my life.

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I need you to stay out of mine.

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BABY CRIES

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh, Alice! Couldn't give me a hand, could you?

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Just want to shove 'em over here, darling.

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That's really great, Lauren. Well done.

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You all right, darling? You seem really fed up.

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Do you want me to paint your nails for you,

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make you feel a bit better?

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Actually, we've got some great new glitter varnishes. Yeah?

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-No, I'm all right, thanks.

-You all right, Tan?

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I'm fine, yeah. Really good, actually. Anyone want a coffee?

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-Hot chocolate?

-Nice. Alice?

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-No, thanks.

-Sure?

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Yeah, these new varnishes, we've got a nice new pink range.

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You can be my guinea pig.

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Trouble is you can never find anything round here.

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Tan, where are the new glitter varnishes?

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Wherever you left them.

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Oh, here they are!

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Oh. We've got that brand.

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It's good, innit?

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That, um... That is yours.

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-It's your conditioner.

-What do you...

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Oh, sorry, things keep falling off this shelf.

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I keep saying, Tan, we need to move that display.

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It's the way you stack it.

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Could have been really embarrassing for Alice.

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-Do you want to take a seat?

-I have to go.

-You sure you don't want...

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Do you need a hand?

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No. I don't need no help. Thanks.

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I do.

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I really need you to forgive me.

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Because I'm really, really sorry, Whitney...

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You're sorry? Sorry for what?

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Which one is it - smashing the window, hitting Lucy,

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or snogging my boyfriend?

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I know I've been a really, really bad friend.

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But I've been too scared to come and talk to you.

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Cos if you don't forgive me, Whitney, I don't know what I'm going to do.

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I really miss you.

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-You - out.

-Ian, I'm just apologising.

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-I don't want any trouble.

-She just came to say sorry.

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It's one thing saying sorry, it's another thing proving it, isn't it?

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You've got every right to be angry at me,

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but I just want to prove that I can change.

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-I just... I need a chance.

-Forget it.

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Ian, come on. Have you never done anything that you really regret?

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That you're really, really sorry for?

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This isn't about me, OK. It's about Lucy and the window.

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Yeah, I've apologised to Lucy and I want to pay for any of the damage.

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You said you need extra staff for the opening night.

0:20:270:20:31

Anyone can carry canapes, can't they?

0:20:310:20:34

Not for free.

0:20:340:20:35

All right. But it's your last chance.

0:20:370:20:39

So, hold on, by lunch time today we've been offered...

0:20:520:20:55

I don't even believe this, bruv - nothing!

0:20:550:20:57

-What?! I thought it would've sold.

-It's has to, bruv, it's a great car.

0:20:570:21:01

-We've promised the girls now, what we going to do?

-Do about what?

0:21:010:21:04

Uh, nothing.

0:21:040:21:06

Have you sold the car?

0:21:080:21:09

No.

0:21:090:21:11

That's because the buyers are still fighting over it.

0:21:110:21:14

OK. Well, I cannot wait to go away.

0:21:140:21:17

Do you want dinner at mine tonight to celebrate?

0:21:170:21:21

Yeah, sounds great.

0:21:210:21:23

-Yeah? OK. See you.

-See you later.

0:21:230:21:28

Why?! Why did you let her think we sold that car?

0:21:300:21:37

Oh, look how happy she was! I can't spoil that, bruv. Do you want to spoil that?

0:21:370:21:40

Got to go a little bit more to the left... Yeah, like that.

0:21:400:21:43

I wonder what me old man would've made

0:21:430:21:45

of me having to start all over again?

0:21:450:21:48

I think he'd say he's very proud of his son for not giving up.

0:21:480:21:53

Come on, let's get going.

0:21:560:21:57

Dave, Dave Seymour, Walford gazette.

0:21:570:21:59

-You're early.

-Yeah, I've got to get to an infant school sports day,

0:21:590:22:03

apparently they're going for the egg-and-spoon relay record.

0:22:030:22:06

You know, Olympic legacy and all that.

0:22:060:22:08

-I thought this was a "new opening" story?

-It is...

0:22:080:22:10

Really? Looks a bit of a mess.

0:22:100:22:11

It's just, you know, we've got lots to do... Finishing touches.

0:22:110:22:14

Yeah. And a talented boy like you can make it look great, innit?

0:22:140:22:18

-With your big zoom and your... wide angles.

-Well...

0:22:180:22:20

Bet there's all sorts of things you can do

0:22:200:22:22

-with this sort of equipment, eh?

-It's all right, sis. I got it.

0:22:220:22:26

Older sister. So, you don't need to see the whole place, do you?

0:22:260:22:29

What am I shooting? You haven't even got any tables set up.

0:22:290:22:32

Don't you go anywhere. I'll grab a tablecloth from the market.

0:22:320:22:35

The camera doesn't lie,

0:22:350:22:36

but it's going to do a bit of fibbing today though, ain't it?

0:22:360:22:39

All right. Grab a couple of candles as well.

0:22:390:22:41

Right. Who's going to be your punters?

0:22:410:22:43

-Punters?

-Oh! Me and Patrick.

0:22:430:22:45

-What?!

-You need a couple of happy punters enjoying their food.

0:22:450:22:48

You know, it is a restaurant.

0:22:480:22:50

Who's the waiter?

0:22:500:22:52

Whitney.

0:22:530:22:55

Huh?

0:22:550:22:56

Oh, photos. No, no, you can do that, I'm not going to be in any picture.

0:22:560:22:59

Thank you.

0:22:590:23:00

Come on, Whit, it's easy. Plus, you're the head waitress.

0:23:000:23:04

-I haven't got any food to serve.

-Anything will do.

0:23:070:23:09

-I can't just do "anything".

-What about the cafe?

0:23:090:23:11

You can just knock something up there.

0:23:110:23:13

Patrick, this is a gourmet restaurant. We don't just "knock something up".

0:23:130:23:17

All right, I'll go to the cafe. Won't be long.

0:23:170:23:20

-I really don't have time for this.

-Oh, yes, you do.

0:23:200:23:23

PHONE RINGS

0:23:370:23:41

-What you got there?

-One special and a cheese salad.

0:23:560:23:59

-Right, that'll do.

-What do you mean "that'll do"?

-Thanks, love.

-Dad, are you...

0:23:590:24:02

Damn it, Monty! Um... Monty?

0:24:020:24:07

Monty is, um...Bobby's pet...mouse.

0:24:070:24:13

Listen, don't worry about it, I'll come pick him up later, OK?

0:24:130:24:17

It's just a mouse.

0:24:170:24:18

Dot will be fine with it, I swear, it'll be fine.

0:24:180:24:20

I've got to get going.

0:24:200:24:22

No, no, it's fine. I'm here. I'm here.

0:24:220:24:23

Someone get me two plates and a couple of spoons, please.

0:24:230:24:26

Come on quickly, quickly.

0:24:260:24:27

-Here you go.

-Stick that in two glasses, yeah? Go!

0:24:300:24:33

That looks really nice, actually.

0:24:530:24:56

Right. Pan-fried lamb.

0:24:560:24:59

Mustard mash with rocket.

0:24:590:25:01

Kind of good enough to eat.

0:25:020:25:04

Yeah, man, now you're talking.

0:25:100:25:14

OK, waitress, let's go.

0:25:140:25:16

OK, this is pan-fried lamb with honey and mustard mash.

0:25:160:25:21

Look at the food.

0:25:220:25:24

Fruit juice? You trying to kill me?

0:25:250:25:28

Look at the food.

0:25:280:25:30

Place it on the table again.

0:25:300:25:33

Heads up a bit heads up a bit, heads up a bit. Great.

0:25:330:25:37

Take the food away. Put it back in again.

0:25:370:25:42

Lovely.

0:25:420:25:44

-There you go. Looks all right, don't it?

-Yeah.

0:25:440:25:48

Who are the couple, for the article?

0:25:480:25:52

It's Kimberley Fox and Patrick Trueman.

0:25:520:25:55

Are they local?

0:25:550:25:56

Yeah, yeah, they are.

0:25:560:25:59

Excuse me a minute.

0:25:590:26:00

I just want to say thank you for all your support.

0:26:030:26:06

You're welcome.

0:26:060:26:08

Can I ask you one more favour?

0:26:080:26:10

No, look, can you just hand these out for me?

0:26:100:26:13

Invitations?

0:26:130:26:15

Yes. For family and friends.

0:26:150:26:17

You might need a stamp for that one.

0:26:170:26:19

Just hope it's worth his while.

0:26:190:26:22

Well, why wouldn't it be?

0:26:220:26:24

Listen, it's going to be a great night. And a great restaurant.

0:26:240:26:30

Monty? Monty?

0:26:370:26:39

Oh, poor Bobby.

0:26:590:27:02

Oh, hello.

0:27:070:27:10

You're home early.

0:27:100:27:12

All my appointments aren't till later

0:27:120:27:13

so I thought I'd help you get ready for the vicar.

0:27:130:27:15

Oh, that's ever so kind of you.

0:27:150:27:17

You can scrub the front step.

0:27:170:27:20

Oh, and I've decided on a Victoria sponge.

0:27:200:27:24

Oh, lovely.

0:27:240:27:26

Off you go.

0:27:260:27:27

Oh, after you.

0:27:270:27:28

Right, well, I'll go and get the cleaning bits, then.

0:27:320:27:35

Where's the sponge?

0:27:350:27:36

Alice. Alice! What's happened?

0:27:420:27:45

-Janine turned up.

-She wanted to be with Scarlett.

0:27:450:27:47

-Have you told her I've been seeing her?

-No, of course I haven't.

0:27:470:27:50

-But you want to?

-I can't do this any more.

0:27:500:27:52

-I can't do this to Janine...

-Please, spare me the Good Samaritan!

0:27:520:27:55

You're worried about poor old Janine?!

0:27:550:27:57

She's a good person, she's a loving person.

0:27:570:27:59

No, she's not. She's beguiled you. Look at you!

0:27:590:28:02

Think about how she's treating me! She doesn't love anyone.

0:28:020:28:05

Then why does she keep looking at a picture of you, her and Scarlett?

0:28:050:28:09

Her family! She still loves you, Michael!

0:28:090:28:11

Normally I hate mice, but

0:28:150:28:17

Monty was such a cute little thing, you know.

0:28:170:28:20

Can't have been much more than a baby.

0:28:200:28:22

Don't upset yourself.

0:28:220:28:23

'And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes

0:28:230:28:27

'and there shall be no more death, nor sorrow, nor crying.'

0:28:270:28:31

Now that is Revelations, Poppy, that is chapter twenty one, verse...

0:28:310:28:36

four.

0:28:360:28:37

TIMER RINGS

0:28:370:28:39

Ooh, me cake!

0:28:390:28:41

This is the vicar's favourite. I don't think she'll like it much.

0:28:410:28:45

Who won't?

0:28:450:28:46

Myra... Mandy... whatever her name is.

0:28:460:28:49

His curate. Little Miss Look-down-your-nose.

0:28:490:28:53

Thing is, Mrs Branning, I'm worried what I'm going to say to Bobby.

0:28:530:28:58

Perhaps we could have a little funeral. Huh?

0:28:580:29:00

You know, the vicar might bestow a blessing. Bobby'll like that.

0:29:000:29:04

The thing is, I've already thrown Monty in the dustbin.

0:29:040:29:09

Got any rubber gloves?

0:29:090:29:11

When did you last have it, Jenna?

0:29:110:29:13

I remember taking a call from a client in here about seven last night.

0:29:130:29:17

Well, let me phone your phone, yeah? What's the number?

0:29:170:29:21

Thing is I always switch it off at night to work on my dissertation.

0:29:210:29:24

-Oh!

-I'm fully booked today but no phone means no more business,

0:29:240:29:27

-which would be a complete pain, you know.

-Yeah.

0:29:270:29:29

-Well, if it shows up, I'll let you know.

-Thanks Kim, you're a sweetie.

0:29:290:29:33

-S'all right.

-I'll get that.

-Thanks.

0:29:330:29:35

Kimmie, don't worry about her phone, where's my breakfast?

0:29:350:29:39

Oh, about that - there's a slight problem with the bacon.

0:29:390:29:42

-Not again, man?

-I can pop over to the shops.

0:29:420:29:44

-No. That's going to take ages.

-Where you going?

0:29:440:29:47

-I'm going to Baconland! All right?

-Baconland?

0:29:470:29:51

-You all right, Abs?

-Hiya.

-Don't ask for bacon, babe.

0:29:510:29:53

Did you speak to your dad?

0:29:560:29:58

Yeah and...?

0:29:580:30:01

-He wants to take it for a test drive!

-You're joking?

0:30:010:30:05

No, but it's got to be, like, now, cos he's busy later.

0:30:050:30:07

-Does Dexter know?

-Not yet. But I've got to go.

0:30:070:30:09

-I'll be late for my chemistry exam.

-Good luck.

0:30:090:30:12

Listen, I'll meet you in the cafe later, yeah?

0:30:120:30:14

Dexter's going to be well happy. Holiday here we come!

0:30:140:30:16

SHARON'S MOBILE RINGS

0:30:190:30:21

Janine, I'm having my breakfast.

0:30:210:30:23

I just wondered if you'd seen Phil's latest bright idea for the club?

0:30:230:30:28

Well, I've had a lot on my mind, sorry.

0:30:280:30:31

-It's nonsense. Trust me.

-'So?'

0:30:310:30:34

So, I'm looking for allies. Impertinent question, I know...

0:30:340:30:39

..but how are you two getting on these days?

0:30:390:30:42

Hi Poppy. Fatboy told me he left Monty here.

0:30:460:30:49

Oh. Bobby. Um... I think you'd better come inside.

0:30:490:30:55

-Dad says I've got to take him back...

-Yeah.

0:30:550:31:01

-It's not fair.

-Oh, hello, Bobby.

0:31:050:31:09

Where's Monty?

0:31:100:31:12

I have your qualified approval?

0:31:140:31:17

-Janine?

-Oh, he's here. Speak soon.

0:31:170:31:20

-Phillip!

-You're sitting in my chair.

0:31:200:31:23

And you need some lessons in to how to be a gentleman!

0:31:230:31:26

So, what's this all about?

0:31:260:31:28

You're not serious about this, are you?

0:31:300:31:32

Does what it says on the tin. Blokes, booze and football.

0:31:320:31:35

What's not to like?

0:31:350:31:37

Let me count the ways.

0:31:370:31:40

You're allowed to cry, Bobby.

0:31:400:31:42

-It's not Monty I'm upset about.

-No?

0:31:420:31:45

Won't get all me money back now, will I?

0:31:450:31:47

He's his father's son, all right.

0:31:470:31:49

Well, I don't suppose it was that expensive, eh?

0:31:490:31:53

What are you doing?

0:31:530:31:54

How about I give him some money... there you go.

0:31:540:31:58

-Yeah?

-Three pounds?

0:31:580:32:00

I paid twenty quid for it and they're thirty quid in the shops.

0:32:000:32:03

And that's for a baby.

0:32:030:32:05

Thirty quid for a baby mouse?

0:32:050:32:07

-The mouse was its food.

-'It'? What's 'it'?

0:32:070:32:12

-Monty's a snake.

-Oh, my Godfathers!

-He won't have gone far.

0:32:120:32:16

You mean it's here? In this house? A snake? In my house?

0:32:160:32:19

And with the vicar due in less than half an hour?

0:32:190:32:21

-Corn snake. Harmless.

-I don't care what it's called!

0:32:210:32:24

Look, I'm not stopping here a minute longer.

0:32:240:32:26

Ooh, I shall have to cancel the vicar!

0:32:260:32:28

Oh, to think I changed me shift for this!

0:32:280:32:31

Let me know as soon as you've got rid of it.

0:32:310:32:34

-Oh, no, where are you going?

-School. They go bonkers if you're late.

0:32:340:32:37

-No, you can't. No.

-If it makes you any happier,

0:32:370:32:40

they like to hide in warm, dark places.

0:32:400:32:42

How is that supposed to make me happier?

0:32:420:32:45

I know the bloke that runs it. Guest speaker, few filthy jokes,

0:32:460:32:49

West Ham's greatest hits on the big screen - it's a money spinner.

0:32:490:32:53

So we're targeting the 'beer-bellied blokes getting bladdered' market?

0:32:530:32:56

-Are we?

-Least I'm coming up with stuff!

-Who said I wasn't?

0:32:560:33:00

Look, we need to spread our net a little bit wider.

0:33:000:33:02

-We agree on that.

-Go on.

0:33:020:33:04

So, with that in mind, my counter proposal is...

0:33:040:33:09

Monday night is gay night...

0:33:090:33:11

-What...?

-Tuesday - 'Lezbe friends'... Wednesday 'ManTran'.

0:33:110:33:15

-Mantran? What's 'ManTran'?

-Male transvestites, Philip.

0:33:150:33:17

Come on, get in the 21st century! Thursday night...

0:33:170:33:20

-Nah, nah. Stop. Stop right there.

-I haven't got to my Saturday yet!

0:33:200:33:23

-This ain't happening.

-You're so predictable.

0:33:230:33:26

You need to shake off those caveman prejudices you've got.

0:33:260:33:28

-Not while I'm running this place.

-Yeah, but you're not. Are you?

0:33:280:33:32

Well, not completely.

0:33:320:33:35

Right. Well, let's see what Sharon's got to say.

0:33:350:33:39

I'm going to call a shareholders meeting. Don't move.

0:33:390:33:44

SHARON'S MOBILE RINGS

0:33:520:33:54

-Hi?

-Reaction exactly as anticipated

0:33:540:33:57

and he should be with you in about... two minutes?

0:33:570:34:00

You're a very wicked lady.

0:34:000:34:03

Well?

0:34:130:34:15

I don't know. There might be a mug somewhere who'd take it.

0:34:150:34:18

-I'll give you a monkey.

-Five hundred quid? Are you nuts?

0:34:180:34:21

That's really good business etiquette, that is, Jay.

0:34:210:34:24

Calling your client 'nuts'. Really going to seal the deal, ain't it?

0:34:240:34:27

We spent more than that doing it up. Didn't we, Dex?

0:34:270:34:29

Sorry, can we have a minute please, Mr Branning?

0:34:290:34:32

What you doing? You can't exactly call him nuts?

0:34:320:34:34

-What about our holiday?

-Least this way we cut our losses.

0:34:340:34:37

Are you going to tell Abi and Lola?... No.

0:34:370:34:40

Listen Max, we'll take a grand off you.

0:34:400:34:42

-But anything less is a joke really.

-See you later.

0:34:420:34:46

Bruv, what are you doing? You give up too easy.

0:34:490:34:52

-Have you checked the website today?

-Oh, it was a stupid idea anyway.

0:34:520:34:55

-You're just so negative all the time.

-Guys! Guys! I need a brave man.

0:34:550:34:58

Like, now.

0:34:580:35:00

-Psst! Is she in?

-No. Why?

0:35:030:35:06

-Good. We can have a little chat.

-Michael!

0:35:060:35:10

If Janine catches you in here, I'm dead. Would you please leave?

0:35:120:35:15

-I won't be long - I'm not staying.

-What're you doing?

0:35:150:35:18

Is that the picture?

0:35:230:35:25

Yeah.

0:35:250:35:27

This is good. This is really good. Cos what this says is -

0:35:270:35:30

she's vulnerable.

0:35:300:35:31

So this is what I want you to do. You go to see her.

0:35:310:35:35

You tell her you've seen me in the street.

0:35:350:35:37

I look like a little boy lost. I look really pathetic.

0:35:370:35:39

You feel really sorry for me. You're worried about me.

0:35:390:35:42

You've never seen me so low.

0:35:420:35:43

If only she'd give me a second chance,

0:35:430:35:45

cos I'm so desperate to prove my love to her.

0:35:450:35:48

That I still love her.

0:35:480:35:50

Any old cobblers'll do.

0:35:500:35:53

And then you report back to me.

0:35:530:35:57

All right?

0:35:570:36:00

-All right?

-Yeah.

-Yeah!

0:36:000:36:04

-Cheers!

-Bruv! Hey!

0:36:070:36:11

You got back from Birmingham.

0:36:110:36:13

-Yeah, I caught the first train.

-How's that nephew of mine?

0:36:130:36:16

Ooh, ooh, who you looking for? As if I didn't know.

0:36:160:36:20

-Is she all right?

-Who? Carol? How would I know?

0:36:200:36:23

-Something's not right.

-Like what?

0:36:230:36:26

Well, I keep phoning her mobile, it goes straight to voice mail.

0:36:260:36:29

I leave a message, she doesn't return my call.

0:36:290:36:31

So, why don't you go round there. What's stopping you? Ah!

0:36:310:36:34

Faint heart and fair lady and all that. Eh?

0:36:340:36:38

What happened to the legendary Masood charm

0:36:380:36:42

and charisma? Huh? Huh?

0:36:420:36:46

HE CHUCKLES

0:36:460:36:48

He ain't there! He must be on his way.

0:36:500:36:53

What am I going to do, Arthur? Here y'are.

0:36:530:36:55

-What kind of snake was it?

-It was a snake! In my house!

0:36:550:36:58

Who cares what its name was?

0:36:580:37:00

Mrs B, this is all my fault. I'm so sorry.

0:37:000:37:02

When you've got a vicar visiting,

0:37:020:37:04

you do not want a viper in the vicinity.

0:37:040:37:07

-Ta. Hold on Marie...

-No, no, no, Mrs B, Mrs B - this one's on me.

0:37:070:37:10

-Least I can do.

-Yes, well, thank you very much,

0:37:100:37:13

but it don't address the serpent under the sideboard.

0:37:130:37:17

Listen, you wait here, all right.

0:37:170:37:19

I'm going to go get Kim to let you have your meeting over there.

0:37:190:37:22

What? In the B&B?

0:37:220:37:23

No, no, no! All right?

0:37:230:37:25

In Walford's number one, premier conference venue! All right?

0:37:250:37:32

So, I'll go and sort that, and then I'll go and sort the snake,

0:37:320:37:35

then I'll sort the vicar, and I'll sort everything else.

0:37:350:37:38

-You get yourself over there once you've finished your tea.

-Tea!

0:37:380:37:41

I've left the vicar's Victoria sponge on the kitchen table!

0:37:410:37:45

Trust me. I've got you covered. OK.

0:37:450:37:48

You've left your paper.

0:37:560:37:59

-Oh, no, I'm done with that. You can have it.

-Very kind, thank you.

0:37:590:38:02

If that's what she wants, why not go the whole hog? Scrub the R&R. Call it the P&P.

0:38:070:38:11

Perverts' Paradise.

0:38:110:38:12

-Only you're not allowed to use that word

-any more. What? Paradise? Be more like hell, wouldn't it?

0:38:120:38:17

You sure she's not just winding you up?

0:38:170:38:19

This is Janine making her move. We've got to stop her.

0:38:190:38:22

We? I thought I wasn't trusted.

0:38:220:38:24

If we stick together, we can knock this on the head right now.

0:38:240:38:28

Sharon, I didn't give you that share in the club so Janine could flush it down the khazi.

0:38:280:38:32

Kimmie! Kim!

0:38:320:38:35

Hi. Have you seen Kim?

0:38:350:38:36

You all right?

0:38:360:38:38

Don't tell me - the cafe got no bacon as well?

0:38:380:38:40

It's not that, all right. I need a favour. But not for me.

0:38:400:38:43

For God!

0:38:430:38:45

What colour is it?

0:38:500:38:51

-Be snake-coloured, won't it?

-So how big is it?

0:38:510:38:55

It's called Monty, but we're not talking python!

0:38:550:38:57

-What you scared of, then?

-Who says I'm scared? I'm worried about leaving AJ on his own.

0:38:570:39:01

No way are you leaving me with a snake on my own, bruv.

0:39:010:39:03

SCREAMING

0:39:030:39:05

So...I went to get some tea bags from the bottom of the cupboard.

0:39:050:39:08

And it was there. By the biscuits.

0:39:080:39:10

I feel sick.

0:39:110:39:13

-Don't look at me.

-You're the one with the tongs.

-You're the one with the sweat on.

0:39:140:39:17

-And you're not scared?

-I ain't scared.

-Well, go on then.

0:39:170:39:20

-Will one of you just man up!

-What happened to girl power?!

0:39:200:39:24

OK, well, here's some girl power. Do it!

0:39:240:39:26

-HE SIGHS

-All right.

0:39:310:39:34

He's so brave.

0:39:360:39:38

Jay?

0:39:540:39:55

I can't. Sorry, I can't.

0:39:590:40:02

Your reverence, Sir...

0:40:020:40:05

Message from her Royal Dottiness.

0:40:050:40:07

Her house is a no-go zone right now, that's on account of -

0:40:080:40:12

that's on account of something - but the new sit-down is at the B&B.

0:40:120:40:14

That cool?

0:40:140:40:16

More than cool. Lead the way.

0:40:160:40:18

Arthur, isn't it?

0:40:180:40:20

Yes, sir, yes, sir. You good?

0:40:200:40:22

-Yeah.

-Fats! Fats!

0:40:220:40:24

Hey, baby, I'm with his holiness right now.

0:40:240:40:27

Sorry. It's an emergency. I need you now.

0:40:270:40:29

I know what this is about.

0:40:290:40:31

You'd better go.

0:40:310:40:32

Yes, but one thing - this whole Church Warden thing is really important to Mrs B, all right.

0:40:320:40:37

So don't go letting her down. All right? The Lord is watching, remember. All right.

0:40:370:40:42

MASOOD ON ANSWERING MACHINE: ..so I am around now.

0:40:420:40:44

Give us a call when you get this and maybe we can - I dunno - catch up.

0:40:440:40:48

Hope you're well. Speak soon.

0:40:490:40:53

Why haven't you phoned him back?

0:40:550:40:58

You do like him, don't you?

0:40:580:40:59

Yes. Yes, I do.

0:40:590:41:00

And he obviously likes you.

0:41:000:41:02

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:41:020:41:04

I don't want to see anybody.

0:41:040:41:06

-It's him.

-Oh, no!

0:41:100:41:12

I think he's seen me. I've got to let him in.

0:41:120:41:15

-No, just... Say I'm not here.

-No, I'm not going to do that, Carol - that's not fair.

0:41:150:41:19

-All right...

-Uh, yeah. Is, um....?

-Yeah. She's through here.

0:41:230:41:28

I can't believe it. What you scared of, man?

0:41:280:41:31

-Least I went in. He didn't even do that.

-It's in the kitchen. Bottom of the cupboard. OK.

0:41:310:41:34

-Here, you're going to need these.

-I don't need that. I don't anything, OK baby.

0:41:340:41:37

All right. I can't believe you two, man.

0:41:370:41:39

You're supposed to be dench, bruv, what's the matter with you? Terrible.

0:41:390:41:43

There you are! Beautiful.

0:41:430:41:44

Oh, thank goodness.

0:41:440:41:46

-Fats, the snake?

-Yeah, baby. Say hello to Monty! Oh, my... Fake snake, fake snake.

0:41:480:41:54

-What are you doing? Get it away!

-It's just the skin, all right!

0:41:540:41:57

-What's that supposed to mean?

-Means Monty is still on the loose.

0:41:570:42:00

Can you hold that?

0:42:000:42:02

Don't do that, man! That's not even funny!

0:42:020:42:04

I got to get this to the B&B, baby.

0:42:040:42:06

-No!

-Baby, baby, I got to, it's Dot. It's Dot, baby.

-Fats!

0:42:060:42:09

I'm worried about AJ - we've left him on his own.

0:42:100:42:12

-No, no, no, you can't go now, bruv.

-I reckon I've done my bit. Sorry, Pops.

0:42:120:42:17

-Do you know what, I need to get back to work as well.

-No, no, no! You're not going anywhere!

0:42:170:42:21

It's like they're a regular middle-class couple.

0:42:240:42:28

"Please take your shoes off at the door.

0:42:280:42:31

"Please put a coaster underneath that glass". It's funny.

0:42:310:42:34

Sorry - what is?

0:42:370:42:38

Syed and Christian.

0:42:390:42:41

Oh, right.

0:42:410:42:44

Is everything all right, Carol?

0:42:450:42:48

-Will you stop asking me that?

-I wasn't aware I had.

0:42:480:42:51

Have I, um... Have I done something wrong?

0:42:580:43:03

I'm just not feeling quite myself.

0:43:030:43:05

Do you want me to go?

0:43:070:43:11

I'm sorry. It's not you.

0:43:110:43:12

OK.

0:43:170:43:18

I'll be in touch.

0:43:250:43:27

That was quick. What happened?

0:43:340:43:36

I'm getting too old for this.

0:43:360:43:38

I'm going to go upstairs and have a lie down.

0:43:380:43:40

Are you serious about these proposals?

0:43:460:43:49

Generic nightclubs are stone age. We need a brand.

0:43:490:43:53

Something that sets us apart.

0:43:530:43:54

And turning it into some sort of tacky sex club, that's going to do that, is it?

0:43:540:43:58

Who said anything about tacky? You not heard of the pink pound?

0:43:580:44:01

We're not having this conversation. Let's just vote on it.

0:44:010:44:04

Well, now we know what you think. What about you, Sharon?

0:44:040:44:06

You up for a little bit of metrosexual sophistication?

0:44:060:44:09

Or do you want a never ending chorus of "Here we go, here we go"?

0:44:090:44:13

Well, I think she's got a point.

0:44:130:44:15

Very kind of you to put yourself out like this, Miss Fox.

0:44:180:44:22

Oh, I'm just giving back to the community, you know.

0:44:220:44:25

It's always a privilege to help out Mrs Branning here,

0:44:250:44:28

one of Walford's most respectable and, indeed, respected citizens.

0:44:280:44:33

-Amen to that.

-Amen, hallelujah.

0:44:330:44:36

-Well, if you need anything else, just ring the bell.

-BELL PINGS

0:44:370:44:41

What a charming woman.

0:44:480:44:50

Slice of sponge cake, vicar?

0:44:500:44:52

You're spoiling me, Mrs Branning.

0:44:520:44:54

May I tempt you, Miss Quinn?

0:44:550:44:57

No, I'm fine, thanks. And it's "Ms", if that's all right with you.

0:44:570:45:01

Meuhz? How do you spell that?

0:45:010:45:04

-M-S.

-That ain't a word, that's initials.

0:45:040:45:07

I mean of course, there's Mrs, that's initials,

0:45:070:45:10

but that stands for Mistress.

0:45:100:45:12

Eat up, Vicar. Do you want a fork?

0:45:150:45:17

When I told you about this before, you was dead against it, weren't ya?

0:45:170:45:20

I hadn't heard Janine's side of it. There's obviously a market for this sort of thing...

0:45:200:45:24

If you can do your night, I can do mine.

0:45:240:45:27

Or do we just cancel both of them?

0:45:270:45:29

Unbelievable.

0:45:300:45:32

Don't think I don't know what you're doing.

0:45:320:45:34

And you, you've fallen for it, ain't you?

0:45:340:45:36

I thought better of you.

0:45:360:45:37

-Did you see his face!

-You were never going to do this, were you?

-No! For now.

0:45:410:45:45

But I think we might have heard the last of "Gettin' 'Ammered".

0:45:450:45:49

Busy?

0:45:530:45:54

Only I hear you have a motor for sale.

0:45:540:45:56

And I know a guy who just might be interested.

0:45:570:46:00

If we're to push these changes through,

0:46:010:46:04

we all need to be singing from the same hymn sheet, so to speak.

0:46:040:46:08

But they ain't proper hymns, are they?

0:46:080:46:10

Not since the organ give up the ghost. That's what we ought to be doing, Vicar -

0:46:100:46:14

getting up a fund for the organ, so's we can have

0:46:140:46:16

proper hymns, not all these twanging banjos and rattling tambourines.

0:46:160:46:21

Next thing you know, we'll be having a knees-up.

0:46:210:46:23

Mrs Branning, that isn't really what...

0:46:230:46:26

Well, I liked it how it was. And I ain't the only one.

0:46:260:46:28

-Of course...

-Yes, well, why all the changes then?

0:46:280:46:32

I mean, the organ's gone, why get rid of the pulpit?

0:46:320:46:35

Not literally.

0:46:350:46:36

Well, "Ms" here said

0:46:360:46:38

"Sermons will be shared from the body of the church."

0:46:380:46:41

But you don't share a sermon, I mean, the vicar, he gives a sermon.

0:46:410:46:44

What Miranda is saying, and I've come to agree with her,

0:46:440:46:48

is that pulpits, by their very nature, are hierarchical.

0:46:480:46:52

Hierar... Oh, you mean higher up the ladder?

0:46:520:46:56

It's a concept that's outlived its usefulness.

0:46:560:46:59

No it ain't. I mean, the vicar, he's higher up the ladder.

0:46:590:47:04

Because he is the teacher, he's like Jesus - you know, Jesus what

0:47:040:47:08

taught the multitudes - that is Matthew, chapter five, verse one.

0:47:080:47:12

So that is why a pulpit is higher up, so's we can look up to him.

0:47:120:47:17

Mrs Branning, while I respect your point of view,

0:47:170:47:20

-we're actually here to discuss the role of church warden...

-That's by the by.

0:47:200:47:24

I mean, what we ought to be doing, Vicar, is reaching out to the young.

0:47:240:47:28

I mean, them poor souls who's never heard the words of Jesus? Not like we did.

0:47:280:47:32

We learned at school from scripture and prayers and Sunday school.

0:47:320:47:36

I mean, people say, they say, "Oh let them choose when they're older".

0:47:360:47:40

Well, how can they choose when they don't know nothing about it?

0:47:400:47:44

It's barmy.

0:47:440:47:45

-Are we OK for tea?

-Quite OK, thank you.

0:47:450:47:48

While I'm here, can I give you a few of these?

0:47:480:47:51

You might want to pass it around your flock on Sunday.

0:47:510:47:54

No quicker route to spiritual peace than a full body massage.

0:47:540:47:58

And you'll notice there's a 20% discount for pensioners on a Thursday...

0:47:580:48:01

Thank you. Very kind.

0:48:010:48:03

-You're welcome.

-DOORBELL RINGS

0:48:030:48:05

Oh, 'scuse me.

0:48:050:48:06

Are you all right, Miranda?

0:48:070:48:09

I don't know. I think I might be sitting on something.

0:48:090:48:12

If we switch it on, we might find out whose it is.

0:48:150:48:17

Oh - that's Jenna's. Thank you.

0:48:170:48:20

Yes, she was looking for that earlier.

0:48:200:48:22

Only she's got a client in at the moment. I'll just leave that there.

0:48:220:48:26

So are you sure there's nothing I can get you?

0:48:260:48:28

Quite sure, thank you.

0:48:280:48:30

Bless you.

0:48:300:48:31

You were saying, Mrs Branning?

0:48:330:48:35

Well, I think I'm wasting me time.

0:48:350:48:37

I mean, all them poor souls swimming in a sea of iniquity

0:48:370:48:41

and all you're worried about is getting "modern". "With it".

0:48:410:48:44

Mrs Branning, please don't go. We're here to listen.

0:48:440:48:48

Let's hear some of your ideas. Please.

0:48:480:48:51

But I don't thing I've got the right words, Vicar.

0:48:510:48:54

I mean, am I allowed, Ms, to say "Holy"?

0:48:540:48:57

Am I allowed to say "Sanctified"? "Morality"?

0:48:570:49:00

I mean, all you're thinking about is shifting the furniture.

0:49:010:49:05

Oh, Alice! You are a lovely person.

0:49:080:49:12

-I have had a WONDERFUL morning.

-Really?

-Yes, and I want to celebrate!

0:49:140:49:17

How can I do that when we don't have alcohol? Ah, yes!

0:49:170:49:21

Chocolate. How's the little one?

0:49:210:49:24

Yeah, she's good. I've just put her down.

0:49:240:49:27

Come on. Let's have a girly catch-up.

0:49:270:49:29

-Why are you so happy?

-I'm always happy when I've triumphed. What have you been up to?

0:49:290:49:34

Not a lot. Um... I did bump into Michael earlier, though...

0:49:340:49:38

Oh, please. Stop right there. Don't even mention his name.

0:49:380:49:42

Don't ruin the moment. Have a chocolate.

0:49:420:49:45

Utterly delicious.

0:49:460:49:50

That's mine.

0:49:510:49:52

Honestly Ab, if there was any way I could've sold that motor on,

0:49:520:49:55

I would have made him a decent offer, but I'm running a business, not a charity.

0:49:550:49:59

Tell you what I'll do. If you get good results in your exams,

0:49:590:50:01

I might even pay for that holiday myself.

0:50:010:50:04

-Yeah? Happy? Sorted. I'll see you later.

-See ya.

0:50:040:50:08

Have I done something? Has she met someone else?

0:50:100:50:14

-Have I turned into Godzilla?

-Bruv...

0:50:140:50:16

-What?

-One thing you're forgetting.

-What's that?

0:50:160:50:18

-She's a woman.

-Oh, that's it, is it?

0:50:180:50:21

It's like werewolves. Once a month they go mad. Simples.

0:50:210:50:24

All right? Saw your dad just now.

0:50:270:50:30

He told you, didn't he?

0:50:300:50:33

How did the exam go?

0:50:350:50:37

Fine.

0:50:370:50:39

You're disappointed about the holiday?

0:50:390:50:41

Don't be.

0:50:450:50:46

Cos I've only gone and sold the flamin' car, ain't I, eh!

0:50:470:50:51

But what you're failing to acknowledge, Mrs Branning,

0:50:510:50:54

is that the standards of morality evolve over time...

0:50:540:50:58

Yes, for the worse.

0:50:580:50:59

I mean, I take my morality from the Bible.

0:50:590:51:02

In there, there's right and there's wrong.

0:51:020:51:04

What you're saying is, "I know better than God."

0:51:040:51:06

-Not at all.

-Perhaps if Mrs Branning could tell us

0:51:060:51:10

how she would exactly implement some of her ideas.

0:51:100:51:13

Well, for a start...

0:51:130:51:15

there's this here. Look.

0:51:150:51:17

Prostitutes. Thousands of 'em.

0:51:170:51:20

Openly advertising their wares in what was once a respectable newspaper.

0:51:200:51:24

This is hardly new.

0:51:240:51:26

They don't call it the oldest profession for nothing...

0:51:260:51:28

That's men for you, and you a man of the cloth.

0:51:280:51:32

We should be reaching out to these poor souls.

0:51:320:51:34

Bringing them to Jesus. For hope and salvation.

0:51:340:51:38

-All you're worried about is your pulpit.

-Yes, but how to go about it...

0:51:380:51:42

Well, they've got their phone numbers here.

0:51:420:51:45

We could phone one of them? Give that here...

0:51:450:51:47

I'm not entirely sure that's such a good idea.

0:51:470:51:50

Men talk, women do. Give it here.

0:51:500:51:52

Ta. Cheers.

0:51:520:51:54

DIALS NUMBER

0:51:540:51:56

PHONE RINGS IN ROOM

0:52:050:52:06

Just thought you might like some sandwiches.

0:52:120:52:14

PHONE STILL RINGING

0:52:140:52:16

I did try. She just doesn't want your name mentioned in the house.

0:52:260:52:31

But she was buzzing, you say?

0:52:310:52:33

-Yeah, I've never seen her so hyper.

-I have. These moods don't last.

0:52:330:52:37

She'll soon revert to her grotesque self.

0:52:370:52:39

-And that's when you try again.

-Michael...

0:52:390:52:41

No. No arguments. We're in a good place now.

0:52:410:52:45

You get her to open up. See if she really likes me.

0:52:450:52:49

As God is my witness, I had no idea...

0:52:540:52:57

Let's not bring God into this.

0:52:570:52:59

Jenna! Get down here!

0:53:000:53:02

There has to be an explanation.

0:53:020:53:03

She told me she was a student.

0:53:030:53:05

She was studying for a PF...E... or something like that.

0:53:050:53:08

So when you say you offer a massage service, what you really mean is...

0:53:080:53:11

-She's running a brothel. That's what she's saying.

-No!

0:53:110:53:14

I've never been so humiliated in my life.

0:53:140:53:17

-No, honestly.

-I am not staying a minute longer.

0:53:170:53:21

I shall pay you for the tea and the phone call...

0:53:210:53:25

-But Mrs Branning...

-No, I shall feel the taint.

0:53:250:53:28

You wanted something?

0:53:280:53:30

Jenna, what are you wearing?

0:53:300:53:33

OH!!

0:53:330:53:34

It's that snake! Bobby's snake!

0:53:360:53:38

Get rid of it! Get rid of it!

0:53:390:53:41

Why won't you tell me who you sold the car to?

0:53:440:53:46

Cos it's not important.

0:53:460:53:47

Jay, you're a useless liar. What aren't you telling me?

0:53:470:53:51

All right, but you must never, ever tell Dexter, all right?

0:53:510:53:54

-What?

-Promise me?

-I guess.

0:53:540:53:57

I sold the car to his dad.

0:53:580:54:01

I thought he hated his dad.

0:54:040:54:05

He does. Which is why you must never tell him.

0:54:050:54:08

Thing is, his dad is selling it on to a mate. Which is why Dexter'll never know.

0:54:080:54:12

-Jay!

-Do you want to go on this holiday or not?

0:54:120:54:15

I just hate lying.

0:54:160:54:17

So pretend I never told you then, love.

0:54:170:54:20

-All right? How's the snake hunting going?

-I can't find it.

0:54:240:54:27

Well, cheer up... cos I've only gone and sold the car, ain't I!

0:54:270:54:33

Punter came in, saw the ad and gave us cash.

0:54:330:54:35

-Wait, how much?

-Only a grand. We're going on holiday!

0:54:350:54:38

Yes! Yes!

0:54:400:54:42

N reg, 120,000 on the clock. 950.

0:55:030:55:06

-Nah, there's no margins in that one.

-Thought that money was for a holiday?

0:55:060:55:09

Yeah, it is, Mum, but we're on a roll.

0:55:090:55:11

I mean, selling that Beemer to that punter, that was just the start.

0:55:110:55:13

You'd better get to work or you'll need it to live on.

0:55:130:55:16

-Says my skiving Mum?

-PHONE BEEPS

0:55:160:55:17

Er, I have been working all morning, thank you very much.

0:55:170:55:21

I got a tonne of reports to do this afternoon as well.

0:55:210:55:23

I believe you. Thousands wouldn't but, you know. Come on, partner!

0:55:230:55:26

Yeah, I'll catch you up.

0:55:260:55:28

I'm bursting.

0:55:290:55:30

I've got cover at the cafe so I can help you out today and tomorrow.

0:55:300:55:33

You sure?

0:55:330:55:35

No way am I missing your big day.

0:55:350:55:36

I don't like doing this.

0:56:160:56:18

I can't just force her to open up to me.

0:56:180:56:21

That's not fair, Michael!

0:56:210:56:23

Yeah, I know.

0:56:240:56:26

No...

0:56:260:56:28

I have to go.

0:56:280:56:29

Ugh! Have you seen my phone?

0:56:300:56:33

Yeah.

0:56:330:56:34

Thank you.

0:56:360:56:37

-Are you going back to the office this afternoon?

-I'm already here!

0:56:370:56:40

-Are you joining me?

-It was you, wasn't it?

0:56:470:56:51

If I'm supposed to confess to something,

0:56:520:56:54

-I might need a bit more to go on.

-I saw you with Jay.

0:56:540:56:57

Yeah, I was just asking if he knew of any work going.

0:56:590:57:02

-You bought their car.

-Is that right?

-Don't. Just don't.

0:57:020:57:05

Cos if there's one thing I do know about you, it's when you're lying.

0:57:050:57:09

I tell you, if I find out who told the paper all this rubbish...

0:57:100:57:14

Maybe they hacked your phone?

0:57:140:57:16

And that snake, slithering around.

0:57:160:57:18

You're lucky Bobby caught that, I tell you.

0:57:180:57:20

Mind you, saying that, it would've kept the mice away, wouldn't it?

0:57:200:57:23

-We don't have mice.

-Excuse me, love.

0:57:230:57:25

-What?

-This place - is it, is it all a brothel or just some of it?

0:57:250:57:29

I don't know, mate. You need to ask Madam Kim, over there.

0:57:290:57:32

Right, thanks. By the way, I don't blame you women.

0:57:320:57:34

I mean, like me, you're just doing a job, ain't you?

0:57:340:57:36

Do you want a smack in the mouth?

0:57:360:57:38

Not really my thing, sweetheart. Thanks for the offer though, yeah.

0:57:380:57:44

-Excuse me.

-Yes?

-Phil Douglas, East London Star.

0:57:440:57:47

Look, if you've come to spread your lies, yeah,

0:57:470:57:49

-you can just sling your hook.

-No, we're not like the Walford Gazette.

0:57:490:57:52

We just want the truth. I was hoping to get your side of the story.

0:57:520:57:55

-There IS no story.

-I disagree.

0:57:550:57:58

Local businesswoman, diversifying to support the community.

0:57:580:58:01

It's entrepreneurial spirit, that.

0:58:010:58:03

Half an hour of your time. Put the record straight.

0:58:030:58:06

Let people know the truth.

0:58:060:58:08

-Does Dexter know?

-Trust me, If he knew, we'd know about it.

0:58:100:58:14

What are you playing at?

0:58:140:58:16

The last thing that boy needs is you sneaking around,

0:58:160:58:18

-trying to buy your way back into his life.

-That's not why I did it.

0:58:180:58:21

No, course not, cos you really needed a car. Oh, give me a break.

0:58:210:58:25

I was just trying to do something right.

0:58:250:58:29

Well, you left it a bit late for that, didn't you?

0:58:300:58:33

Don't you think I know I've got a lot of years to make up?

0:58:350:58:38

I just thought this was a way to make a start.

0:58:380:58:41

-By buying him?

-Oh, come on!

0:58:410:58:44

If I wanted to buy him, why wouldn't I just walk in there,

0:58:440:58:47

waving the cash, "Daddy's here," huh?

0:58:470:58:49

I waited to make sure he wasn't about.

0:58:490:58:52

I dealt only with Jay.

0:58:520:58:54

-You went behind his back.

-Exactly!

0:58:540:58:56

Because I don't want him to know it was me. That's the whole point.

0:58:560:58:59

All I wanted was to give him a boost,

0:59:010:59:05

support what he was trying to do and do it without him knowing.

0:59:050:59:08

Yeah? Because lying to him,

0:59:080:59:10

that's really worked a treat so far, hasn't it?

0:59:100:59:13

I know he's angry and maybe I acted without thinking it through

0:59:170:59:21

but it was meant to be a step in the right direction.

0:59:210:59:25

What do you think he's going to do when he finds out?

0:59:250:59:27

He doesn't have to.

0:59:270:59:29

I'm going to sell the car straight on.

0:59:300:59:32

Jay won't tell him, I certainly won't...and that only leaves you.

0:59:320:59:37

If he finds out it's me, he'll kick off. Nothing changes.

0:59:390:59:43

If we leave things as they are, he'll feel good about himself

0:59:430:59:47

and have a few quid in his pocket.

0:59:470:59:49

And you get to hang back in the shadows, playing Mr Bountiful?

0:59:490:59:53

If the boy feels good...

0:59:530:59:54

..then yeah...

0:59:550:59:58

maybe, yeah, at some point, the door might be a bit ajar for me.

0:59:581:00:03

Is that a bad thing?

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But I swear it's not about some big gesture.

1:00:061:00:08

Please, let me just have this. A chance to do something right.

1:00:101:00:14

He doesn't need to know.

1:00:161:00:18

Oh, look at that! Look at the logo.

1:00:261:00:28

"Ian [email protected] Le Square."

1:00:291:00:32

They look fantastic.

1:00:321:00:34

Yeah. Yeah, nearly there.

1:00:341:00:35

Lucy, I couldn't have done this without you. Thank you.

1:00:371:00:41

What are you doing?

1:00:471:00:48

-Scarlett is just waking so I'm making a picnic.

-On the floor?

1:00:481:00:51

Yeah. You seemed too busy to get away and Scarlett loves a picnic.

1:00:511:00:55

I know what my daughter likes.

1:00:551:00:56

So, I've got hummus, pitta bread, taramasalata...

1:00:581:01:04

and, of course, no picnic would be complete

1:01:041:01:07

without a selection of maize-based snacks

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with extra additives and colourings.

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THEY LAUGH

1:01:101:01:13

Ooh, Kim is going to love you for putting that out.

1:01:161:01:18

How about we write one of our own?

1:01:181:01:20

"Vicars and Tarts" - what do you think?

1:01:201:01:22

I just wish I could get my hands on the toe rags that gave it to them.

1:01:221:01:25

I mean, WHO would sell 'em a story like that?

1:01:251:01:27

Yeah, would you Adam and Eve it?

1:01:271:01:30

So you're saying, this Jenna Reagan, she basically hoodwinked you all? PHONE RINGING

1:01:331:01:37

Totally. Kim's Palace is a well-respected establishment.

1:01:371:01:41

Listen, our residents are working professionals, local people.

1:01:411:01:45

-And you're very much community focused, yep?

-Well, personally, yeah.

1:01:451:01:49

Listen, I've always believed

1:01:491:01:51

that the community is the corner brick of any business.

1:01:511:01:55

I think you would be hard pressed to find anybody out there

1:01:551:01:57

that didn't say that Kim's Palace was an asset to the area.

1:01:571:02:01

"The serpent beguiled me and I did eat."

1:02:021:02:04

What?

1:02:051:02:06

Genesis, chapter three, verse 13 - Temptation.

1:02:061:02:10

The devil comes as a serpent.

1:02:101:02:12

I thought you run an honest house, Kim.

1:02:121:02:15

Dot, the only serpent was that Jenna and I kicked her out.

1:02:151:02:18

This has nothing to do with me.

1:02:181:02:20

She was paying you rent from her ill-gotten gains.

1:02:201:02:22

Yeah, but I didn't know that.

1:02:221:02:24

Yeah, and now look - named and shamed, ME and the Vicar.

1:02:241:02:27

Oh! What must he think of me?

1:02:271:02:29

And my chances of being a church warden gone down the drain.

1:02:291:02:34

-Finished. All cos of you.

-No...

1:02:341:02:36

Sorry, you were hoping to become a church warden?

1:02:361:02:38

Yes, it's a very responsible post.

1:02:381:02:40

You know, you liaise with the Bishop,

1:02:401:02:41

you oversee the running of the church and now this!

1:02:411:02:45

I shall never dare show my face at that church again.

1:02:451:02:48

Listen, listen, this church warden...thing.

1:02:481:02:52

It's going to be all right. He's from the East London Star.

1:02:521:02:55

He's going to put everything straight.

1:02:551:02:57

Phil Douglas.

1:02:571:02:58

You're going to tell everybody the truth, innit?

1:02:581:03:00

-Yeah, of course.

-See, it's all sorted.

1:03:001:03:04

-Look what I found at home.

-You didn't have to bring it down.

1:03:111:03:14

-Yeah, well, I know how lost you are without it.

-Thanks, Mum.

1:03:141:03:17

-It's not been picked up yet?

-No, Jay's sorting that all out.

1:03:171:03:21

-So, who was the buyer?

-I ain't got a clue.

-Jay didn't say?

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Some bloke who knew a good deal when he saw one, he said.

1:03:241:03:26

But it doesn't even matter because we've got the money up front.

1:03:261:03:29

Fair enough.

1:03:291:03:30

Why are you so interested?

1:03:301:03:32

I'm not.

1:03:321:03:34

Anyway, I better get back. Reports won't write themselves.

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Ready...? Smiles!

1:03:431:03:45

Ah! One more.

1:03:471:03:49

Ah, you look so happy.

1:03:491:03:51

Let's have a look.

1:03:511:03:52

You should make that your cover photo.

1:03:521:03:55

You know, I never had many pictures with my mum.

1:03:551:03:57

I want to make sure that you...

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have got lots of lovely memories, don't I?

1:04:011:04:04

Yes, I do.

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He was putty in my hands.

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Kim has saved the day yet again.

1:04:101:04:13

-Is that right?

-When this evening's edition comes out,

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the whole of Walford will know that Kimberly Fox

1:04:161:04:19

-is a great pillow of this community.

-PHONE RINGING

1:04:191:04:22

-Why are you not answering the phone?

-Maybe you should.

1:04:241:04:28

I heard it was ringing all morning. Lots of bookings, yeah?

1:04:281:04:32

Kim's Palace, rest your bones in comfort, how can I help you?

1:04:321:04:36

Oh, I hope you don't kiss your mum with that mouth! That's disgusting.

1:04:391:04:43

-Yes, well, all the calls have been like that.

-Really?!

1:04:431:04:46

Every seedy loser in Walford must have read that article.

1:04:461:04:49

But it'll blow over though, won't it?

1:04:491:04:51

We've already had a couple leave.

1:04:511:04:54

What with these and that stuff in the newspaper.

1:04:541:04:57

I tell you something, if this escalates

1:04:571:04:59

it could really damage the business, you know.

1:04:591:05:01

PHONE RINGING

1:05:011:05:03

-Are you serious?

-They look fine.

-I can hardly walk in it, Ian.

1:05:051:05:08

-It's too late to change anything now.

-Look, if I drop anything,

1:05:081:05:11

I ain't going to be able to bend over and pick it up.

1:05:111:05:13

Will you stop fussing, OK?

1:05:131:05:15

Now, we need to keep them clean. Go and get changed.

1:05:151:05:17

-What should I do with Lauren's?

-Lauren's?

1:05:171:05:20

Yeah, Lauren's.

1:05:211:05:22

Just hang it up out the back. She can try it on another day.

1:05:221:05:25

-Come on, in the kitchen.

-Look, I've got to get back to Booty.

1:05:251:05:27

-It won't take long. Come on, move it.

-Dad, you've got Lauren working here?

1:05:271:05:31

Er, yeah, I was going to tell you.

1:05:311:05:33

-You really want her around? She'll mess things up, she always does.

-She's going to work for free, OK?

1:05:331:05:37

It's going to be a trial period. She's really making an effort.

1:05:371:05:42

And I know how hard it is to try and turn things around

1:05:421:05:44

when everyone's already made up their mind about you.

1:05:441:05:47

She deserves a last chance, OK?

1:05:471:05:49

We could open a joint account.

1:05:521:05:54

Yeah, then we can just have a big gay wedding, innit?

1:05:541:05:56

I don't want to leave this type of money lying about.

1:05:561:05:59

There won't be much of it left after we pay for the holiday, will there?

1:05:591:06:02

Who was the buyer anyway?

1:06:021:06:03

-Oh, just some bloke.

-You must have a name, though, for the reg docs?

1:06:041:06:08

Well, he filled all that in.

1:06:081:06:10

Have you still got our part to send off though, yeah?

1:06:101:06:13

-Well, yeah, they're here somewhere.

-So when's he coming to collect it?

1:06:131:06:16

I don't know.

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Look, did my mum buy the car, bruv?

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-No.

-Are you sure she didn't, bruv? Cos she came round here earlier on and she was sniffing about.

1:06:211:06:25

Listen, your mum did not buy that car, all right?

1:06:251:06:27

I'm telling you, if she did and the only muppet to buy our work is my mum,

1:06:271:06:30

-then you and me might as well get "Loser" tattooed on our foreheads, yeah?

-Yeah, all right.

1:06:301:06:34

Whoa, whoa, where you going, we got this cambelt to replace first.

1:06:371:06:40

-Yeah, all right, I won't be long.

-Oi, Jay!

1:06:401:06:42

Look what I just found.

1:06:461:06:47

-Ah.

-That was me and my mum.

1:06:501:06:52

-You look just like Scarlett.

-Not quite as pretty as her.

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Do you know, I might not be the best mum in the world

1:06:561:07:00

but there is one thing that I know...

1:07:001:07:02

..I will never, EVER leave that little girl again.

1:07:041:07:08

Whitney. Cod?

1:07:171:07:19

Roasted cod...

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No, line-caught cod, cooked with fennel, red onion and tomatoes.

1:07:241:07:31

-Balsamic.

-Balsamic tomatoes.

1:07:311:07:33

Well done.

1:07:331:07:35

Lauren...chicken?

1:07:351:07:37

-Chicken...

-Chicken saute...

1:07:371:07:40

-How can cod be roasted?

-What?

1:07:401:07:42

Well, you fry it and grill it. How's it roasted?

1:07:421:07:46

In the oven.

1:07:461:07:47

-Lauren?

-Chicken saute. That's with white wine....

1:07:491:07:54

So it's baked. It's baked cod?

1:07:541:07:56

-No, it's roasted.

-Don't you roast meat? Not fish.

1:07:561:08:00

It's roasted, OK? That's what it is.

1:08:001:08:01

That's what it says on the menu. It's ROASTED cod.

1:08:011:08:05

Lauren.

1:08:051:08:06

White wine, shallots and tarragon?

1:08:061:08:10

Well done. Right, Poppy.

1:08:121:08:15

The scallops.

1:08:151:08:17

Rosemary seared scallops with radicchio, pancetta

1:08:171:08:19

-and toasted hazelnuts.

-Very good!

1:08:191:08:21

She has got a point about the cod, though.

1:08:231:08:25

Are you serious?

1:08:301:08:31

It's all right, love. I've got this. Thanks. Cheers.

1:08:321:08:35

Logo, on the napkins?

1:08:371:08:39

-Yeah. They look great, don't they?

-They're for picking up gravy.

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It's not gravy, it's jus. It's all about making an impact.

1:08:421:08:46

The first impressions.

1:08:461:08:48

Janine obviously has more money than sense.

1:08:481:08:50

Yeah, it's all covered, it's all covered.

1:08:501:08:52

That shelf - sorted.

1:08:521:08:54

-Fantastic!

-I'll put everything together on one bill, yeah?

1:08:541:08:57

Yeah, yeah, thanks.

1:08:571:08:59

Erm, could you run through some service drills with Jean

1:08:591:09:02

and the girls in the kitchen?

1:09:021:09:04

Right, mate. Cheque OK, yeah?

1:09:081:09:11

'Can you settle Scarlett down? I need to get some invoices done.'

1:09:261:09:29

-Yeah, course.

-PHONE RINGING

1:09:291:09:31

'I think she's got more lunch round her face than what she's eaten!'

1:09:311:09:34

'Hey, I've enjoyed today.

1:09:361:09:39

'If the weather's nice, maybe we should go to the park tomorrow?'

1:09:391:09:42

Do you want a coffee before I sort Scarlett out?

1:09:501:09:53

Yeah. Yeah, why not?

1:09:561:10:00

OK.

1:10:021:10:03

Are you going to need me tomorrow night?

1:10:361:10:38

Are you going to that restaurant opening?

1:10:381:10:40

Have you got something you need to tell me?

1:10:431:10:47

About what?

1:10:471:10:48

Cos the thing is, I'm not even that cross...

1:10:511:10:54

..I'm just disappointed.

1:10:561:10:57

I'm really disappointed that I've put all my trust into you, Alice,

1:10:581:11:02

and it means that LITTLE that you would steal from me.

1:11:021:11:05

Jay!

1:11:111:11:12

-I can't find them registration docs, man.

-I just posted them, that's why.

1:11:141:11:17

-What?!

-I've sent 'em off.

-You said you didn't know where they was.

-I found them. They was in my jacket.

1:11:171:11:21

-We'd better book this holiday, if we're going to go.

-Tell me what the name was on it.

1:11:211:11:24

-I don't know. Some bloke.

-Jay, man, just tell me.

-What does it matter? We're going on holiday.

1:11:241:11:29

If you'd just asked me, Alice, then you could have had the damn things.

1:11:321:11:36

I mean, I don't even wear them anyway.

1:11:361:11:37

-But why? WHY would you do that?

-I'm sorry.

1:11:371:11:41

Is it the first time or have you been nicking from me all along?

1:11:411:11:45

-No.

-How do I know that?

-I haven't. I promise.

1:11:451:11:47

You're in my house, looking after my baby

1:11:471:11:51

-and you're just a thief.

-I'm not a thief.

1:11:511:11:55

-I'm going to have to call the police.

-No, please, don't do that!

1:11:551:11:58

You've blown it, Alice. You've really blown it.

1:11:581:12:00

I didn't mean to take them. I've just been so stressed.

1:12:001:12:04

-About what?

-Everything.

1:12:041:12:06

-What, working with me, or...?

-No...

1:12:061:12:09

Yeah, sort of...

1:12:091:12:11

I thought you adored Scarlett?!

1:12:111:12:13

I do. I do.

1:12:131:12:15

Well, then what?

1:12:151:12:16

I mean, come on, what is making you so stressed

1:12:161:12:18

that you have to steal from me?

1:12:181:12:20

I've been... I've been taking her to see Michael.

1:12:221:12:25

'Hello, Mrs Branning, it's Reverend Stevens here.

1:12:421:12:46

'I've seen the paper and I, erm...

1:12:461:12:49

'Look, could you call me back? We should talk.

1:12:491:12:53

'Thanks.'

1:12:531:12:55

I've been feeling SO bad about lying.

1:13:091:13:11

And when... When was this?

1:13:141:13:17

Loads of times.

1:13:181:13:19

So you've been going behind my back?

1:13:221:13:24

I'm so sorry.

1:13:241:13:27

Just, Michael asked me once and then again...

1:13:271:13:30

He loves her so much, he just wanted to see her.

1:13:301:13:33

-And I thought you and me were going to be friends.

-We ARE friends.

1:13:331:13:36

No. No, no, no, no. You work for me.

1:13:361:13:39

I entrust you with my daughter.

1:13:391:13:41

Entrust - can you hear that little word that's in there? TRUST.

1:13:411:13:45

Please...

1:13:461:13:47

I've been under so much pressure. Janine, I'm sorry...

1:13:491:13:53

I don't know why I'm even surprised.

1:13:531:13:55

I mean, you have been playing me all along. You and Michael?

1:13:551:13:59

-It's not like that.

-At least now we all know, eh?

1:13:591:14:02

Janine, please, don't stop Michael from seeing her.

1:14:041:14:08

He is such a good dad.

1:14:081:14:10

Don't make Scarlett suffer because I've been stupid.

1:14:111:14:15

-She needs both of her parents.

-Ugh.

1:14:151:14:18

Please...

1:14:191:14:20

You stay here. DON'T go anywhere. Stay here with Scarlett.

1:14:231:14:28

-What are you going to do?

-I really don't know.

1:14:281:14:31

Look, why didn't you tell me, Mum? You should have told me.

1:14:371:14:39

-What?

-About the car. Don't play me. I already know.

1:14:391:14:42

Jay's been giving me the run-around all day. "I don't know, some bloke."

1:14:421:14:45

-I wanted to tell you.

-I just caught him sending off the documents.

1:14:451:14:48

It's not exactly Jay's fault, is it?

1:14:481:14:50

What I'm saying, that was a very good car.

1:14:501:14:52

Do you understand? I didn't need no bailing out.

1:14:521:14:54

I know. That is what I told your dad.

1:14:541:14:56

My dad?

1:14:581:14:59

Yeah...your dad bought the car.

1:15:011:15:04

You still waiting on deliveries?

1:15:081:15:10

Yeah, just the fresh stuff. Butchers this afternoon.

1:15:101:15:13

I've got to go pick the fish up and, well, fruit and veg is all sorted.

1:15:131:15:16

And that's all to be paid for? You can't have got credit.

1:15:161:15:20

Look, Lucy, once we've opened, everyone's going to be buzzing about this place,

1:15:201:15:23

we're going to have punters flowing in

1:15:231:15:25

and with that investor coming, right, if I can get him onboard, then everything changes.

1:15:251:15:29

No more cap in hand to anyone.

1:15:291:15:30

Yeah, but that's all "ifs". You're still spending.

1:15:301:15:32

Yeah, but we knew there'd be start-up costs.

1:15:321:15:34

Yeah, but you're not holding back - the menus, the napkins, the linen.

1:15:341:15:38

Lucy, this isn't the cafe, is it, OK?

1:15:381:15:41

It HAS to make its mark,

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-otherwise it's just another run-of-the-mill place.

-Yes, I get that.

1:15:421:15:45

I just don't get how you're doing this all on Janine's investment.

1:15:451:15:49

Dad? Where's the money coming from?

1:15:511:15:55

Right, I'm off.

1:15:551:15:57

-See you tomorrow for the big day, boss.

-Be early!

1:15:571:16:00

He didn't want you to know! He was just trying to do something right.

1:16:051:16:08

-So you all set this up behind my back, yeah, Mum?

-No!

1:16:081:16:10

No, I didn't know about it till today.

1:16:101:16:12

Where are you going?

1:16:121:16:13

-He shouldn't have done it, he was stupidly try...

-Mum, get out my WAY!

1:16:131:16:17

Please, babe, just leave it.

1:16:171:16:19

It was a mistake.

1:16:191:16:20

I'm guessing it was Derek Branning's.

1:16:351:16:37

There was a few bits and pieces in there but there was a brown envelope.

1:16:371:16:42

It was stuffed full of cash and I mean FULL.

1:16:421:16:46

I mean, it was like he was hoarding it and never got back for it.

1:16:461:16:49

I was going to say something but it was like it was meant to be.

1:16:491:16:53

It was just there. You're not cross with me, are you?

1:16:531:16:57

-I know I should have said something.

-How much?

1:16:571:17:00

-Ten grand.

-Ten?

1:17:001:17:02

Yeah. I wanted to say something...

1:17:021:17:05

What about Joey and Alice? It's their dad's cash.

1:17:051:17:07

What about us?

1:17:071:17:08

What about all the things he did to you whilst I wasn't here?

1:17:101:17:14

Lucy, think about it, OK? It was meant to be.

1:17:151:17:19

-It was like payback.

-Payback?

1:17:191:17:22

Yeah, payback.

1:17:221:17:23

Are you angry with me?

1:17:281:17:29

No, no, you did the right thing.

1:17:321:17:35

-I'm glad you know. It's been worrying me.

-So all the cash is gone now?

1:17:381:17:42

Yeah.

1:17:421:17:44

-So how are you covering the bills?

-Hopefully with the profits.

1:17:451:17:49

-Well, until then, until you get turnover?

-Janine...

1:17:491:17:52

Janine's put some more money in.

1:17:521:17:54

-Janine?

-Knows a good investment when she sees one.

1:17:541:17:57

How much?

1:17:571:17:58

Enough that this is going to be the best opening of a restaurant

1:17:581:18:01

Walford has ever seen, OK?

1:18:011:18:04

If I get Lister's investor bloke onboard, right,

1:18:041:18:07

I can use his money to buy Janine out

1:18:071:18:09

and then he'll help take us to the top.

1:18:091:18:11

Ian Beale @ Le Square, critics' choice.

1:18:111:18:15

Come on, look lively. We'll have punters coming through that door tomorrow

1:18:151:18:18

and we haven't got any linen on the tables or anything.

1:18:181:18:20

Is that the East London Star?

1:18:361:18:38

I've had Patrick on the phone. He's taken loads of calls.

1:18:381:18:42

-How many of those have you given out?

-Lots.

1:18:421:18:45

And how many did you get back?

1:18:451:18:47

Is that it?

1:18:481:18:49

Oh great, heavy breathers on the phone for a month, then.

1:18:501:18:53

We're going to have to change the number.

1:18:531:18:55

You did the right thing telling me about Michael seeing Scarlett.

1:19:071:19:12

I only wanted what was best. I've been so stuck in the middle.

1:19:121:19:15

You should never have stolen from me

1:19:151:19:17

and it's going to take a really long time to trust you again.

1:19:171:19:19

Yeah, and I promise you, I'm going to make it up to you.

1:19:191:19:23

I AM also aware that you were in a difficult position...

1:19:231:19:28

..and what you said about...him deserving to see Scarlett,

1:19:291:19:35

and Scarlett needing both parents.

1:19:351:19:37

Well, you were right.

1:19:371:19:38

Really? So is it all OK?

1:19:391:19:42

Just don't, whatever you do, tell Michael what you told me,

1:19:431:19:48

because he will be ABSOLUTELY furious with you.

1:19:481:19:50

Just tell him that we'll see him tomorrow,

1:19:521:19:55

at the opening of the restaurant.

1:19:551:19:58

OK.

1:19:581:19:59

Dexter?!

1:20:461:20:47

Yeah, looking good. It'll come off nice and easily, won't it? Not going to snag or nothing?

1:21:081:21:12

I've got someone important coming to do this.

1:21:121:21:15

I now declare Ian Beale @ Le Square open.

1:21:151:21:18

Sorry. You get the idea, don't you?

1:21:201:21:23

-I've kept them all busy, Dad.

-Good lad. Did you get the black pepper?

1:21:281:21:31

-Yeah, the receipt's by the till.

-Steak knives?

-Sorted.

-Jean?

-Flat out in the kitchen.

1:21:311:21:35

Right, come on people, let's keep busy.

1:21:351:21:37

So, what do you think?

1:21:371:21:39

-Looks good.

-Is there anything else you need doing?

1:21:391:21:42

If there was, I think it's too late now, don't you?

1:21:421:21:45

Right in two hours we're going to have punters coming through the doors.

1:21:451:21:48

Let's make sure we're ready, OK? Come on, keep busy.

1:21:481:21:50

And you, this is your fault, you and your marker pen.

1:21:501:21:52

Toilet.

1:21:521:21:54

-Your dad's here.

-You all right?

1:22:051:22:07

Well, I just wanted to pass by and wish you luck.

1:22:071:22:10

It's a waitress job, Dad.

1:22:101:22:13

Yeah well, you just do your best, don't you?

1:22:131:22:15

That's all anyone can ever ask of you.

1:22:151:22:17

I better not get sacked for being late, then.

1:22:171:22:19

Right, I'll see you down there later, yeah?

1:22:191:22:21

-What, you're coming?

-Yeah.

1:22:211:22:24

With Kirsty?

1:22:241:22:25

No, no, she's got to work.

1:22:251:22:27

Why? Are you going?

1:22:271:22:29

Yeah, that was the plan.

1:22:291:22:31

We're really proud of you, you know. Aren't we?

1:22:341:22:37

Yeah.

1:22:371:22:38

End of the day, no-one can sort my life out except for me.

1:22:381:22:42

See you later.

1:22:431:22:44

See you later.

1:22:441:22:45

See you.

1:22:451:22:47

And she's definitely taking Scarlett, you say?

1:22:511:22:53

Yes, and she wants me to go with her as well.

1:22:531:22:56

-Why the change of heart?

-I don't know.

1:22:581:23:00

She must have realised that she hasn't been fair to Scarlett.

1:23:001:23:03

It's what you wanted.

1:23:031:23:05

She just wants to make a go of things.

1:23:061:23:09

Why now, though?

1:23:091:23:10

Does it really matter why? She wants you there,

1:23:111:23:14

with her and Scarlett. That is what matters.

1:23:141:23:18

Balloons, branded napkins. You're really going for it.

1:23:251:23:28

It's a Beale opening, OK? No half measures.

1:23:281:23:31

Jean says lemons - segments or slices with the salmon?

1:23:311:23:33

Segments.

1:23:331:23:35

-Segments.

-Thanks! >

1:23:351:23:37

I've got some mail here and a card.

1:23:371:23:39

Thanks.

1:23:391:23:40

Oh, must have picked this up by mistake.

1:23:411:23:44

-Where's Lauren - not turned up yet?

-I told her to come in later.

1:23:441:23:47

Well she'd better be on time.

1:23:491:23:51

I'll take my chances.

1:23:511:23:52

Can you do me a favour? Can you help Denise with the champagne as people are arriving? Thanks, love.

1:23:521:23:57

Listen up, everyone, we've got 75 minutes

1:23:571:23:59

until the punters are coming through the doors, OK.

1:23:591:24:01

Clock's ticking. We can do this, all right?

1:24:011:24:03

What are you doing?

1:24:151:24:16

Behaving like a thug? I brought you up better than that.

1:24:161:24:20

Look, we know he is behaving like a complete idiot

1:24:201:24:23

but you are not a kid any more, having a big old tantrum over a car.

1:24:231:24:26

It's got nothing to do with the car.

1:24:261:24:28

-Look at you. You couldn't run back to him fast enough, could you?

-What?

1:24:281:24:31

-Was it a coincidence you turned up at the same time?

-I went to him cos I was worried about what you'd do.

1:24:311:24:35

Oh, whatever. It's not about you and him lying to me, is it? No.

1:24:351:24:38

I knew you were going to get upset, OK? I was trying to protect you.

1:24:381:24:41

Who you trying to convince? I don't give a monkey's about him.

1:24:411:24:44

Do you want to know why I'm angry? Do you want to know? It's you.

1:24:441:24:46

You're letting him get back in your head.

1:24:461:24:49

At least the door still works.

1:24:581:24:59

He really went for it, didn't he?

1:25:041:25:05

I don't know what I'll be able to do with the bodywork.

1:25:071:25:10

But we can sort something out about the money.

1:25:101:25:12

Yeah, we will.

1:25:121:25:13

I want it back,

1:25:131:25:15

all of it.

1:25:151:25:17

We were supposed to be going on holiday with that money.

1:25:171:25:20

That's not my problem.

1:25:201:25:22

I won't count it.

1:25:361:25:37

I said segments.

1:25:421:25:44

I've done segments.

1:25:441:25:45

No, they're wedges.

1:25:451:25:46

Right, fine, fine, I'll cut them all again then.

1:25:461:25:49

You don't need to cut them all again. Just cut them thinner like this. See?

1:25:491:25:52

Maximise your profit.

1:25:521:25:54

By cutting thinner lemons?

1:25:541:25:56

How do you think all these TV chefs make their millions?

1:25:561:25:58

Oh, and you should get them terrines in the fridge before they go off, yeah?

1:25:581:26:02

I was just about to do that.

1:26:021:26:03

I'LL go off in a minute.

1:26:051:26:06

-Ice cream.

-Done.

1:26:071:26:09

Smart chic or smart chic?

1:26:131:26:16

Smart chic.

1:26:161:26:17

So, is Michael still coming tonight?

1:26:181:26:20

Yeah, he's really looking forward to it - said he can't wait to see Scarlett.

1:26:201:26:24

Oh, good. No, it should be fun.

1:26:241:26:26

I thought you could wear it for the restaurant opening.

1:26:321:26:35

Right. Yeah, thanks.

1:26:351:26:36

Well, the girl in the shop...

1:26:361:26:38

I mean, I don't know what you'd like but...

1:26:381:26:40

I hope I got it right.

1:26:401:26:42

That's really nice. Isn't it, Mum?

1:26:421:26:44

Yeah, it is. Thanks.

1:26:441:26:46

You seemed quite down the other day, and I thought I'd cheer you up.

1:26:461:26:48

Yeah, well thank you.

1:26:481:26:50

Anyway, I look forward to seeing you in it.

1:26:501:26:53

As soon as I saw it, I thought it would be perfect for you.

1:26:531:26:55

Thank you.

1:26:551:26:57

I'll see you in a bit.

1:26:571:26:58

Yeah. See ya.

1:26:581:27:00

That's really nice of him.

1:27:001:27:02

Here y'are, you finish it.

1:27:201:27:23

What d'you reckon? A hundred quid for scrap? He came and he took his money back.

1:27:241:27:28

You must have thought about that before you threw your toys out your pram, eh?

1:27:281:27:32

Ian. Violinist's here.

1:27:371:27:39

-You're late.

-What did she say?

1:27:391:27:41

Last night's brainwave.

1:27:411:27:42

Right, the agency explained, yeah?

1:27:421:27:44

-Dad?

-Poppy, do me a favour, can you show him where he can set up and put all his stuff, yeah?

1:27:441:27:48

Right, last couple of minutes. Let's give it a push.

1:27:481:27:51

That extra money from Janine was meant to be for tiding you over,

1:27:511:27:53

not to be blown on some man playing the fiddle.

1:27:531:27:55

Lucy, it adds a touch of class, makes it into an event, so people are talking about it.

1:27:551:27:59

Look, trust me, it'll pay for itself, OK?

1:27:591:28:01

Right, now, just keep it going.

1:28:011:28:02

We're not like a Justin Bieber concert - we open on time.

1:28:021:28:06

So what, you lied to me, yeah? You knew it was my old man and you didn't say nothing?

1:28:111:28:15

You ruined our car and you ruined our holiday.

1:28:151:28:17

Hold on, why did you even take his money?

1:28:171:28:19

Oh, let me think, because it was for sale?

1:28:191:28:21

-You knew it'd hack me off!

-Why did you smash the car up?

1:28:211:28:24

Because I was angry. Having my dad turn up out the blue like that.

1:28:241:28:26

-Do me a favour.

-My dad turns up like that, you think it won't do my head in?

-At least you've GOT a dad!

1:28:261:28:32

TOOLS CLATTER

1:28:321:28:33

Hope this bloke Lister's bringing along realises what a goldmine this place could be.

1:28:381:28:42

Ian, it'll be fine.

1:28:421:28:43

OK, OK.

1:28:431:28:45

Ten minutes to go. There's got to be something I've forgotten. There's got to be.

1:28:451:28:48

Ian, look at me.

1:28:481:28:50

OK, OK.

1:28:501:28:51

You're there. Everything is ready.

1:28:511:28:54

OK.

1:28:541:28:55

Toilet rolls?

1:28:551:28:57

Even the toilet roll.

1:28:571:28:59

Come here.

1:28:591:29:01

Go get 'em.

1:29:031:29:05

TIMER BEEPS

1:29:111:29:14

Right, I think we're pretty much there.

1:29:171:29:20

This place, it looks great.

1:29:221:29:25

It looks ready.

1:29:251:29:27

And you all look ready.

1:29:271:29:28

This is the start of a new era not just for me and my family,

1:29:301:29:34

but for all of us, OK?

1:29:341:29:36

And we ALL deserve this to work.

1:29:361:29:39

Right, and it will, OK?

1:29:391:29:40

It will if you put everything into it. So, good luck.

1:29:401:29:46

Do I have to do this?

1:29:511:29:53

Yes, because you didn't tell me about the snake, did you?

1:29:531:29:55

Now get yourself outside and enjoy yourself.

1:29:551:29:58

There's no turning back now.

1:29:591:30:02

It's just a shame Peter's not here to see it and enjoy it.

1:30:021:30:05

Yeah, well, I'm sure he'll come and see it one day

1:30:051:30:08

and when he does, he'll be proud of you, as we all are.

1:30:081:30:12

OK?

1:30:121:30:14

Hope you've got a trader's licence for that.

1:30:171:30:20

Step inside. Fresh fruit and veg.

1:30:201:30:23

Locally... Locally produced.

1:30:231:30:26

That's the one, yeah. Fruit and veg, right, Bobby?

1:30:261:30:28

-You're not going to start singing Consider Yourself, are you?

-No.

1:30:281:30:31

You look lovely.

1:30:311:30:32

Here we go. Councillor Byford from the planning office.

1:30:351:30:38

Welcome to Ian Beale @ Le Square.

1:30:391:30:42

Would you care for some free bubbly, sir?

1:30:441:30:48

Oh, and for madam?

1:30:481:30:49

Look at you.

1:30:491:30:50

Never thought I'd see this day. Ian Beale giving out free booze.

1:30:501:30:54

Lauren, champagne, please, for Councillor Byford and his guest.

1:30:541:30:58

Right, ladies and gentlemen,

1:31:001:31:01

if I could just have your attention for a moment.

1:31:011:31:04

Please make sure you sample all the food tonight.

1:31:041:31:06

It's a little taster of what's on our menu.

1:31:061:31:09

Your investor friend, the guest of honour, where is he?

1:31:091:31:12

-He's parking the car.

-Right, when he gets here, tell me, yeah? Cheers.

1:31:121:31:16

-All right, sis?

-Thank you.

1:31:171:31:20

You all right?

1:31:201:31:22

He's got a bit of front, ain't he?

1:31:221:31:24

He was Jenna's best customer.

1:31:241:31:26

OK. OK, don't go upsetting him - he's very, very important to Ian.

1:31:261:31:30

As long as he stands out of my way.

1:31:301:31:31

Whit. There you go, free grub, dig in.

1:31:311:31:34

Oh, hello.

1:31:341:31:35

Poppy!

1:31:351:31:36

Pop...

1:31:361:31:39

Just the one glass of champagne for my sister.

1:31:391:31:41

I want her staying sober, don't I?

1:31:411:31:43

Ian.

1:31:441:31:45

Let me introduce the man who's going to be pulling your cord, so to speak.

1:31:451:31:49

Oh right, is he here?

1:31:491:31:51

Ian. Danny, Danny Pennant.

1:31:511:31:53

Pleasure to meet you.

1:31:531:31:55

Likewise.

1:31:551:31:57

Best food in Walford. Every dish horsemeat-free.

1:31:571:32:00

Tough crowd.

1:32:021:32:04

Beef. Ones on the left, without horseradish.

1:32:071:32:10

-Right.

-Left.

-Right.

1:32:101:32:12

I don't think we've got any tables left.

1:32:231:32:26

Do you know, I hate to say it

1:32:261:32:27

but I really think your dad might be on to something.

1:32:271:32:30

Yeah, well, once word gets out, you'll get your original money back and the extra loan.

1:32:301:32:34

-What latest loan?

-The extra money.

1:32:341:32:37

I might think he's on to a winner

1:32:371:32:39

but I don't think I'd have ploughed any more money in.

1:32:391:32:42

No, it's an honour to have you here.

1:32:451:32:47

And like Bob - Robert - said, there's a champagne dinner for two any time you want it.

1:32:471:32:51

That's very kind.

1:32:511:32:52

There you go, enjoy. My pleasure.

1:32:521:32:54

-Ian, thank you so much for doing this for her.

-It's all right. Everyone deserves a second chance.

1:32:571:33:01

Mum, Mas is here.

1:33:211:33:23

Looks stupid, doesn't it?

1:33:241:33:25

No.

1:33:251:33:27

No, no, it's just a bit...

1:33:271:33:29

It's fine.

1:33:291:33:30

Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're 21 and Asian.

1:33:301:33:32

-Dad.

-Lucy, it's coming up to seven - we need to do the opening ceremony.

1:34:091:34:12

Can you make sure that everybody's got champagne? Thanks, love.

1:34:121:34:15

Look who's here.

1:34:181:34:20

Arranging to meet in public - is that to prevent any mess?

1:34:201:34:24

No, I just wanted you here. For Scarlett.

1:34:241:34:26

Why?

1:34:261:34:28

You'll see.

1:34:281:34:30

Say hello.

1:34:301:34:31

Ladies and gentlemen,

1:34:411:34:42

can I just have your attention for a couple of minutes, please.

1:34:421:34:45

I promise not to keep you from tasting the wonderful sample menu for too long,

1:34:451:34:49

cos that says far more about this place than any waffle from me.

1:34:491:34:53

Basically that just leaves us with a few thank yous.

1:34:531:34:57

A lot of people have helped get this place off the ground

1:34:571:35:01

and I'd like to say thank you to a certain few.

1:35:011:35:05

A special few.

1:35:051:35:07

To those who've backed us and invested in us,

1:35:071:35:11

both now and in the future, your trust and belief means everything.

1:35:111:35:17

To my waitresses - to Whitney, Poppy, Lauren.

1:35:191:35:22

You've been brilliant.

1:35:221:35:24

Thank you, thank you.

1:35:241:35:25

And to my family.

1:35:251:35:27

To Bobby.

1:35:271:35:29

To Lucy.

1:35:291:35:31

It's been...

1:35:311:35:33

It's been a long year.

1:35:351:35:36

But we're here now.

1:35:361:35:38

Now, my family's been associated with this part of London for a long time.

1:35:391:35:45

I mean, especially the market - my dad Pete, my grandparents Albert and Lou.

1:35:451:35:49

But this is a new chapter. So, thank you.

1:35:491:35:55

Oh, one last thing.

1:35:571:35:58

There's one person I nearly forgot to thank, actually.

1:35:581:36:01

Yeah, go on.

1:36:021:36:04

Without this person, none of this would have been possible. So...

1:36:041:36:09

Denise,

1:36:091:36:11

thank you for your support, you have been brilliant.

1:36:111:36:15

Here's a little token both for you and for Lucy.

1:36:151:36:19

Well done, mate.

1:36:191:36:21

Which basically only leaves one last thing to do, which is the opening ceremony.

1:36:211:36:25

Which Danny Pennant, a businessman of good standing in the City,

1:36:251:36:28

he's going to do for us

1:36:281:36:30

and officially open Ian Beale @ Le Square!

1:36:301:36:33

Thank you.

1:36:331:36:34

Danny, if you'd like to follow everybody outside.

1:36:341:36:37

TIMER BEEPS

1:36:551:36:58

Right, everyone's here. Danny?

1:37:081:37:10

Look at the size of that - what's that about?

1:37:111:37:14

Seriously.

1:37:141:37:15

Have to go to McKlunky's after this.

1:37:151:37:18

I'm sorry about...

1:37:191:37:21

You don't have to be.

1:37:211:37:23

I do. I was stupid.

1:37:231:37:25

Let's just leave it and have a nice time. OK?

1:37:251:37:28

OK.

1:37:281:37:29

Ready when you are, Ian.

1:37:291:37:31

Right, I promise not to keep you from the food any longer than I have to,

1:37:311:37:36

so I'll hand you over to the man of the moment - Mr Danny Pennant.

1:37:361:37:38

Ladies and gentlemen,

1:37:401:37:42

I'm very honoured to be asked to conduct this opening

1:37:421:37:44

of what promises to be a tremendous restaurant

1:37:441:37:47

and a real asset to this part of London.

1:37:471:37:49

So without further delay, I formally declare Ian Beale @ Le Square...

1:37:491:37:53

-..open.

-CHEERS AND GASPS

1:37:541:37:57

You have made me look an idiot.

1:38:451:38:47

Oh, no, Ian, you do that all by yourself.

1:38:471:38:50

You're supposed to be a silent partner.

1:38:501:38:51

-I'm not very good at being quiet.

-You can't do this.

-I already have.

1:38:511:38:54

I'm taking it down.

1:38:541:38:56

You do that and I will recall every single penny of my money.

1:38:561:38:59

This is my restaurant. This is Ian Beale @ Le Square. Ian Beale.

1:38:591:39:02

Fine, if you don't want Scarlett's name up there, then you buy me out or you shut up.

1:39:021:39:06

That might be sooner that you think.

1:39:061:39:08

Whatever.

1:39:081:39:09

I've ordered re-branded linens and menus -

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they should be with us in the next few days.

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We're also going to change the uniforms - this is a restaurant and not a brothel.

1:39:131:39:17

Ian, the councillor bloke says there's someone he'd like you to meet.

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Come on, partner, don't neglect the guests.

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So you like the sign?

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Yeah. Yeah, I did. Nice touch.

1:39:321:39:34

Why the truce?

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Well, we both want what's best for Scarlett.

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We do.

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She is the most important thing in the world to me.

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And I want everybody to know that.

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And I want you to know that.

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So, here's to Scarlett and our daughter's future.

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Scarlett.

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Excuse me. Sorry.

1:40:021:40:03

-What is she playing at? Did you know about this?

-No, course I didn't.

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Right, then, that's it. It's got to come down.

1:40:071:40:09

No. It can't. If that comes down, she'll pull her money out.

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Until I've got Danny to invest, she's got me where she wants me and there is nothing I can do about it.

1:40:121:40:17

I hadn't realised that Ian's not the boss. Danny Pennant.

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I'm in investments. I work for a City firm

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but I also do a lot of consultancy work on the side.

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Property mainly.

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A few select clients, put them with the right buyers.

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I'd be happy to do a portfolio review for you.

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See where we can trim the fat and increase the lean.

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Well, if I need anything trimming I'll let you know.

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Mr Masood.

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There's a face I wasn't expecting to see.

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I don't know what rock you've crawled out from under

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but you better get back there.

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Good to see you too.

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One more person to thank.

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Just one more person.

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There's some more glasses there.

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No, not there. Put them in the washer.

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I'm a waitress, not a washer-upper.

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Jean.

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Ian says, "How are you getting on with dessert?"

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I'm going as fast as I can.

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What are you doing? What are you playing at?

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Perks of the job, Whitney.

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-Ian has given you a second chance - you were going to blow it.

-No, I'm not, Whitney, all right?

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I'm doing my job. I'm serving Ian's very special guest.

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I'm going to prove to him - I'm going to prove to all of you -

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that I'm a very responsible person.

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If you don't mind, I've got work to do.

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One more person to thank.

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Yeah I'd like to check my balance, please.

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-Right, I'm going to make a move.

-Are you going back to the house?

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Well, no, I've got somewhere else to go on to.

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-Right.

-Excuse me, excuse me.

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-Gin and tonic?

-I ordered a vodka.

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-Yeah, well, this is a gin.

-Is there a problem?

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Yes, Ian, this man obviously doesn't even know what he's ordered.

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-He definitely ordered vodka.

-It's fine. I'll have the gin.

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No, it's not a problem. Lauren, could you please get me a vodka and tonic for Mr Pennant? Now.

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-You do it.

-What?

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I have given him what he ordered.

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Come here. Look, I'm...

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-Max, would you get her out of here, please?

-Lauren, come on.

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I've got people to serve.

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No, you're fired. Whitney, can you get me a vodka and tonic, please?

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Joey, tell them, I'm not even drunk.

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Lauren, out. Out.

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What's the matter? Are you happy now, are you?

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-It's nothing to do with me.

-It's always something to do with you.

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-We haven't been together for ages.

-Well, keep it that way.

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You think this is a one-off, do you, yeah? She's just got better at hiding it.

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Thank you, Whitney. There you go, Mr Pennant.

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Can you get me a bottle of champagne as well, please?

1:43:251:43:28

-Yes.

-It's fine.

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No, if there's any cleaning bills, anything like that, please send me the bills.

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As you can see, this restaurant is a great investment.

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And any investment in it will be a fantastic return.

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No, I'm not looking to invest.

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Yeah, but Robert said...

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No, no, I help people invest. I'm not an investor myself.

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Right, right, right. So you could help me find some investors?

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-What, for this place?

-Yeah.

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I don't think so.

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I'll take that, thank you.

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Hang on, hang on.

1:44:051:44:07

-So we're cool, yeah? That means I can start seeing Scarlett?

-Start?

1:44:091:44:13

Yes, start. So I can come over tomorrow?

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That depends.

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-On what?

-On if I ever come back. Drive, please.

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Thank you, Alice, for being so informative.

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What have you done?

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She said everything was OK. She said she wanted you to see Scarlett.

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-What have you done?

-I told her...

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everything. But I... She said it was OK.

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-She wanted you at the restaurant.

-Where is she going?

-I don't know. I swear I don't know.

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If I don't see my daughter again, I will destroy you.

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Glass of water there, Lauren. We'll talk about it in the morning, yeah?

1:45:051:45:08

I'm not even that drunk, Dad.

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Can you get out now?

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Can you get out now, Dad?

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Dad, can you just get out my room?

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GLASS CLINKS

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Where's Jean? We really need to get these desserts out there.

1:45:431:45:46

She's out front. Some people wanted to thank her.

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Oh, right.

1:45:501:45:51

I had a letter from the bank today. About my business account.

1:45:541:45:56

I'm going to go and find Jean, we need to get these out.

1:45:561:45:59

I phoned them. I didn't realise that the caff and the chippy

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were buying quite so much stuff recently.

1:46:021:46:05

Designer cutlery, branded napkins, violinists.

1:46:051:46:08

-Lucy, please, I can explain.

-You've been stealing from me.

1:46:081:46:10

-No, it's not like that.

-And you know what? You must have forged my signature.

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Because the bank said that cheques have been cashed.

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Did you really think I wouldn't notice?

1:46:171:46:19

Love, I had to do something, OK.

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I had to make sure that we got here.

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-You wanted this to work. We both did.

-You stole from me.

1:46:241:46:27

No, no, no. I didn't steal from you, OK?

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I've borrowed it - that's all.

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And I will pay you back from the profits from the restaurant

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and I'll pay you back plenty on top, I promise.

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You lied. And I actually thought I could trust you again.

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You can trust me.

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No, Dad. No, I can't. I can never, ever, trust you.

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All that rubbish - the next chapter, a Beale empire, moving on.

1:46:451:46:49

Dad, you are never, ever, going to move on. You're going to keep going round in pathetic circles.

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Is this a private fight or should I open the door so everyone can hear?

1:46:531:46:56

Peter!

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