13/01/2013 EastEnders Omnibus


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You all right, Joey?

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Wakey-wakey, mate. Rise and shine.

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Morning, Joey. You all right?

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Mmm.

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You're due in court at half nine.

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You need to go home, mate. Get dressed.

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I've had your suit dry-cleaned.

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Joe, I'm going to come and get you in one hour. I'll take you there.

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-No, it's all right. I'll just go by myself.

-Don't be stupid. It's the least I can do.

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Get a wiggle on, yeah?

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HE GROANS

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Babe, what do you fancy for dinner?

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I...I wasn't snooping. It just fell out.

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HE SIGHS

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I was supposed to give that to you tonight.

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Well, go on, open it.

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Oh, my gosh. I don't know what to say.

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I mean, I do, obviously.

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Look, I could always take it back if you don't...

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No, I want it! Course I want it!

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SHE GIGGLES

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You don't like it?

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No...I love it.

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It's...um... It's beautiful.

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Oh, it's beautiful.

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Thanks, babe.

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It's lovely.

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Glad you like it.

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I love it.

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Sorry, I'm just...

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Sorry.

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I'll give you some cash for the bills when I can.

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It doesn't matter.

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It might not now, but it will do. Here.

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There's 20 quid here, I'll give you some more when I've got it. Here, darling.

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-FRONT DOOR OPENS

-You all right?

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Right. Better get Tommy to playgroup.

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See you later.

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I've...um...got to get ready for court. You still coming, yeah?

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No. No, course not.

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How long was Dad lying there?

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How long was it...

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..him dying and you not helping?

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Was he in pain?

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Did he ask for you?

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JOEY SIGHS

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Why didn't you do something?

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I don't know. I didn't know what to do. All right?

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Look, we thought it was a trick. We thought it was just...

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We? Who else was there?

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No...No-one, Alice. No, it was just me.

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That police officer that came round...

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She wanted to talk to everyone that was there. Everyone.

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Plural.

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If it was just you, she'd have said.

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Yeah, well, maybe... maybe she just got it wrong.

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How about I ask her?

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I've got her number here somewhere.

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Here.

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It weren't just me.

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Who was it, then?

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Hey, Denise, you keep acting the way you are and Kim's going to know something's up.

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I can't help it! Don't you feel guilty? It's doing my head in.

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We had too much to drink! It didn't mean anything.

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Listen, you need to pull yourself together.

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Yes, but Kim and me, we don't keep secrets. Not this kind.

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I ain't slept in days. I'm...

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So you want to tell her to make yourself feel better? Hmm?

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It was a mistake.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-Yeah. Yeah, a big mistake.

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You know what? You ain't my type, OK? Trust me.

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Listen, you tell Kim, and you'll hurt her.

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I'm not going to do that. Are you?

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SHE SIGHS

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Oh! Oh, yes.

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This is amazing.

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I love it.

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Yes. You see?

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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

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So next time Rashid comes over, I will cook.

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-That'll give you time to talk to each other.

-Shouldn't I be the one cooking?

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-Ah, show him what a good wife you'd make?

-Isn't that a bit old-fashioned?

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It is an excellent idea, Masood. In fact,

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-we should have a practice run.

-We should, definitely.

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-No time like the present. How about tonight?

-I'd love to.

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Oh, marvellous. You know, your mum made a lovely vegetable biryani

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and her lamb jalfrezi was to die for.

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OK, you are making that.

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-You make that too?

-I do. But not as good as your mum's.

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In fact, I cannot wait to try yours.

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Cos I bet you that she has taught you everything she knows.

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We're closed, mate. Be open a bit later, yeah?

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All right? You ready?

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You all right, Joey?

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Where's your tie?

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Mate, you can't stand in front of the judge without a tie. Go on. Sort one out.

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JOEY SIGHS

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How you doing? You all right?

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-I keep thinking about Dad.

-Alice, honestly, babe, you're better off not thinking about it.

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The thing is, Joey told me that he was there,

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and you and Jack and Kat, watching him die.

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Alice, we walked out and he was already down. It was all over.

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-Joey said...

-Don't listen to Joey - his head's all over the place.

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I swear to you, Alice, all right, he was already dead. I swear.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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It's all right, I'll go.

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-Why didn't you wait for me?

-Cos it's better if you stay at home.

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Better for who?

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-Can't go to court with a guilty conscience, can you?

-He's right, Lauren. Just stay here.

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-But I want to come with you.

-No, honestly, babe. I don't want any distractions today.

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It'll be fine. I'll keep an eye on him.

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-OK. Well, will you call me as soon as you know anything?

-Yes, course.

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Good luck.

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-Right, let's go.

-Yeah.

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Well, I'm going to be going, then, Al.

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Alice?

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-I wondered if you had any spare shifts going?

-Yeah, I can do anything. I'm not fussy.

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Oh!

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Oh, I can't do nights. Sorry.

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No, it has to be in the day. What about lunch shifts?

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Is it all right if I leave my number? Yeah. It's 079...

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-PHONE CUTS OUT

-Oh!

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Well, let us know if you hear anything, yeah? Cheers.

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I bagsy it!

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What?

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I saw it first.

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Excuse me! You just dropped this.

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-Oh, I didn't think I had a tenner.

-It dropped out your back pocket.

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Oh. Right. Thanks.

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You're welcome...?

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-Abi.

-Dexter.

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Right, well, thanks.

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My pleasure, Abi.

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I know you're worried about Joey but he's got a good brief.

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I reckon he'll get off this one.

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Alice, what's the matter?

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SHE SIGHS

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Joey told me something at Dad's funeral.

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He said that Dad died begging for help

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and that you were there too.

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Is it true?

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He was a hideous little man. I still can't believe it

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about him and Kat Moon. Imagine, kissing and...

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Are you actually going to do some work today or are you just going to stand there slagging off the dead?

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-I am not slagging off...

-All right, then - gossiping.

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Last time I checked, that weren't in your job description. Stock-taking, however, is.

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-Soft drinks.

-Whatever.

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PATRICK HUMS TO HIMSELF

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-Patrick, you got a minute?

-Yeah.

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I need a word. In private.

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Could you meet me in the caff later?

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What's wrong with home?

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I'll explain later. Ten minutes, yeah?

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Yeah.

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I just need someone to be honest with me.

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Tell me the truth, please. Please, Jack.

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It just happened so quickly.

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I didn't know what to do. I just froze.

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I couldn't move.

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Then it was too late.

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I can't stop thinking about it.

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If I'd got there quicker, if I'd helped him...

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But the truth is, Alice, he had a massive heart attack.

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There was nothing anyone could do. It was over in seconds.

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-You could have gone over to him and been there for him.

-I know.

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I've got to live with that.

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And I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

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JACK SIGHS

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He was my brother, Alice, my big brother. And he's gone,

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and I did nothing.

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< Oh, no! No, no, no, no!

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-What's going on?

-Agh!

-What is it? What are you doing? What are you doing?

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-Put it down.

-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

-It's OK, it's all right, don't worry. I'll take care of it.

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I can't do it! I can't do it! I've never cooked a thing in my life.

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-I thought Aunty Ji was going to teach us.

-I thought your mother taught you how to cook?

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No, she wouldn't let us near the kitchen.

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Said I was a disaster.

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Well... HE CHUCKLES

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OK, look, I'll call Zainab, I'll explain.

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No, she's going to think I'm hopeless. I have to cook.

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A good wife cooks!

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Uh...do you want me to help you?

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You can cook?!

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Oh! Well, I'm no expert,

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but, you know, I've watched Zainab do it enough times.

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Oh, thank you! Thank you.

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OK, all right, OK, look,

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-maybe you should thank me after you've tasted the cooking, all right?

-All right.

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What? Ray kissed you?

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It was...too much wine.

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It was just a mistake.

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You can say that again. Does Kim know?

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She's going to go absolutely mad.

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Well, you can't tell her, then.

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Oh, come on, Patrick, I've got to. What if she found out?

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How's she going to do that? Anybody saw you?

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-No, but that's hardly...

-OK.

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Well, then, keep it to yourself.

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Do what the young people say. "Suck it up."

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Oi, oi, oi, man, I tell you,

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if Kim finds out, God help us all.

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-Hello, again.

-Oh, are you stalking me?

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I'm telling you. What, you didn't know? Coffee, please, love.

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Do you want to sit with us? Jay was just going.

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Uh, no, I wasn't.

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Well, you said you had a carburettor to do before two

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and now that Phil's given you your job back, you don't want to keep him waiting.

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I had a fiver...

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Oh, it's OK, I'll get it.

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No, that's really kind, but you don't have to, seriously.

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No, you help me, I help you.

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Here.

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I'm only borrowing it, all right?

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-Abi, you're meant to be revising.

-Yeah, I'm taking a break.

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How about I help you? Make sure you're not skiving?

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Biology?

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Yeah, would you? I got an exam on Thursday.

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I'm happy to help.

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You can go, I got it covered, you know.

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See you later.

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So it's any of the questions from that section.

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All right.

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"Why does blood glucose rise after a long period without food?"

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Oh. Oh, this is tricky.

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-Um... I do know it, though.

-BOTH LAUGH

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Um...

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-You really interested, Kat? It's only a cleaning job.

-Yeah,

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but I've got to support me and Tommy now, ain't I?

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Tell you the truth, I'll do anything that pays,

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and I don't mind grafting.

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CLATTERING

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-Sorry. Sorry, Sharon.

-That's all right.

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I heard you was looking for a cleaner?

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-I thought you was working at Booty?

-Oh, yeah, slave labour over there, ain't it?

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I need a proper job, you know.

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I'm local, and I got experience.

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And you're...well, nearly family now, ain't ya? Sort of.

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-Well, the thing is, you're not the only one who's interested.

-Am I too late?

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All right, Bianca?

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Look, the toilets still need cleaning,

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but I've only got one job.

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So why don't you both do a trial and I'll pay the going rate, yeah? Follow me.

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-Salt. Definitely more salt.

-But the recipe said half a teaspoon.

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Oh, forget the recipe. The recipe's just a guide.

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You've got to figure out what you want, what you like

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and what your taste is.

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-Mmm.

-Yeah?

-Mmm.

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So...you seem to know what makes a good wife.

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Tell me, what makes a good husband?

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Um...stability.

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-Yeah.

-Prospects.

-Mmm.

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A good family?

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Really? I mean, really? That's what you want?

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I...I don't know.

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Well, maybe it's time you started thinking about it, hmm?

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Me, I just wanted someone who could make me laugh.

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Dry roasted, yeah?

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Alice! Alice, have you heard anything?

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-Has Joey called you, or...?

-No news is good news.

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Yeah. Yeah. How do you do it, eh?

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Wish I could be more like you. You're so calm.

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Have you seen Kat?

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No, not today.

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Why don't you stay for a while, eh?

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-We'll have a drink or something?

-Sorry, I'm busy.

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Bit of a comedown, though, ain't it?

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-Going from queen of the Vic to R&R cleaning lady.

-Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they?

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I reckon beggars get more than I do.

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Least it's cash in hand.

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You know what, I can't believe it about you and my Uncle Derek.

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It's a bit of a turn up, ain't it? I mean,

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I thought you and Alfie would be together forever.

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Each to their own, though, I suppose...

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if Derek's what did it for you.

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Me and the kids always had a soft spot for him.

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He knew how to spoil 'em, didn't he?

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Is that what he done for you? Spoilt you?

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Well, you know Derek.

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He liked to spoil everything. That one's done.

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Yeah, done that one and all. It's not too bad, is it?

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I could get quite get into this!

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So? All prepared?

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Not quite.

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Oh, she's done fine. Really good. I'm just helping her tidy up.

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Is that one of your mother's recipes?

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Kind of. I experimented.

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Ooh, I can't wait to try it.

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Mas, I need you.

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When I saw that little black box,

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all I could think about was, "This is it.

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"He's actually going to ask me to marry him."

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But he didn't, Dee.

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He's never going to, is he?

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-Oh, course he is. Don't be stupid.

-Yeah?

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Yeah! He is very lucky to have you.

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You are a very special lady.

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You're so funny.

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That's true.

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You're sexy. You've got your own style.

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Say what you want about my personality, I know I look good.

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-Mmm!

-I look good.

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You're passionate, you're sassy, you've got your own business.

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-Hey, an entrepreneur...

-Yeah. Loyal, don't forget loyal.

-Yeah.

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-Very loyal.

-Yeah.

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Come on, look, you know what blokes are like.

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It could take him ages before he gets the hint.

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DOOR OPENS

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You know what, Dee? You're right.

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-He is damn lucky to have me!

-Yeah.

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And if he wants to keep me, he's got to do better than this.

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He's got to put a ring on it!

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KIM HUMS: "Single Ladies" by Beyonce

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TOILET FLUSHES

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You've done a good job, both of you.

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Thanks, Bianca.

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But I'm sorry. I wish I had two jobs.

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-So can you start today, Kat?

-Yeah.

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Good.

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Sharon, can I have a word?

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Mmm!

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I knew you'd take after your mother! Oh, that is beautiful.

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I would have put a bit more salt but, you know...

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SHE MOUTHS

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Did you like it?

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Yeah?

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Joey...

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I ain't thanked you yet.

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What you've done for Lauren - I appreciate it.

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Don't worry about Alice. I told her - told her you'd got it wrong.

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-It's sorted.

-What you talking about, sorted? I can barely look her in the eye, Max.

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Forget about it, all right? I've done you a favour.

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She don't need all that running through her head.

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Go see her, go on. Tell her the good news.

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Yeah, well, I'll just see Lauren first, eh?

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FRONT DOOR SHUTS

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You all right, Alice? I was wondering where you'd got to.

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I was out looking for you.

0:22:130:22:15

You should have called. You all right?

0:22:150:22:17

No, not really.

0:22:170:22:19

I had some upsetting news about my dad.

0:22:210:22:23

About when he died.

0:22:230:22:25

I've spoken to Jack and Max

0:22:260:22:28

and I think it's only fair if I hear from you.

0:22:280:22:31

About how you stood there...

0:22:330:22:37

doing nothing, watching him die.

0:22:370:22:39

It wasn't like that.

0:22:390:22:41

What was it like?

0:22:410:22:43

Is there any point in dragging all this up?

0:22:430:22:45

It matters to me.

0:22:450:22:46

You really want to know?

0:22:480:22:50

Yes.

0:22:500:22:51

OK.

0:22:520:22:54

The...um...

0:22:580:22:59

The truth is, I thought he was messing about.

0:23:000:23:02

I thought he was winding us up.

0:23:020:23:04

I was so angry with him. Alice, I'd lost everything.

0:23:040:23:08

He'd ripped it all away.

0:23:080:23:10

I hated him.

0:23:110:23:12

But then I realised he wasn't joking, and it was too late.

0:23:150:23:19

It was over.

0:23:200:23:21

It's not your dad that I keep thinking about.

0:23:250:23:28

It's Joey. He's really hurting, Alice.

0:23:280:23:31

He was the only decent one out of the lot of us -

0:23:310:23:34

the only one who tried to help him.

0:23:340:23:36

-Joey?

-Yeah.

0:23:360:23:38

And I stopped him.

0:23:380:23:40

I told him your dad was having us on.

0:23:410:23:43

By the time he went over there...

0:23:450:23:47

..your dad had gone.

0:23:490:23:51

Alice, I'm so sorry.

0:23:520:23:54

Alice, I'm...

0:23:540:23:56

Hey, babe. You all right?

0:24:090:24:12

I had a little talk with Denise earlier.

0:24:140:24:16

You think a necklace is all it's going to take to keep me sweet?

0:24:190:24:22

Well, it's going to take a lot more than that, Raymondo.

0:24:240:24:27

Yeah? A whole lot more.

0:24:270:24:30

You know what I'm saying?

0:24:300:24:31

Now, you might pretend

0:24:330:24:36

you don't...

0:24:360:24:38

but we both know exactly what I'm talking about.

0:24:380:24:42

Denise came on to me.

0:24:420:24:43

Say what? Denise did what?

0:24:460:24:48

Denise, um...

0:24:530:24:55

she tried to kiss me.

0:24:550:24:57

She caught me when my defences were down, you know.

0:24:580:25:01

Look I wanted to tell you, but she was drunk, so...

0:25:010:25:05

..I felt a bit sorry for her. Embarrassed.

0:25:060:25:10

Hold on. Denise tried to kiss you?

0:25:100:25:14

Yeah.

0:25:140:25:15

What did you do?

0:25:180:25:20

I pushed her away, you know. I mean, she's your sister -

0:25:200:25:24

what do you think I did?

0:25:240:25:25

-FRONT DOOR SHUTS

-Joey?

-In here.

0:25:320:25:35

Well?

0:25:360:25:37

Well, go on. Tell her.

0:25:380:25:41

I got a 12-month suspended sentence

0:25:410:25:44

and lost my licence for a year.

0:25:440:25:46

That's brilliant! Come here.

0:25:470:25:51

I was really worried.

0:25:510:25:52

Ain't you pleased?

0:25:560:25:57

Yeah. Yeah, course I am. Yeah.

0:25:570:25:59

-I've just got to go and see Alice quickly.

-All right. Well, I'll see you later, then, yeah?

0:25:590:26:04

We'll go for a drink in the Vic?

0:26:040:26:06

I thought he'd be pleased.

0:26:090:26:11

He is. He's just... You know, he's upset about his dad.

0:26:130:26:16

Come here.

0:26:190:26:21

You all right? Was hoping to catch you.

0:26:250:26:27

Sharon's given me too many hours...

0:26:270:26:30

-Oh, nice. You come round here to show off?

-No.

0:26:300:26:32

I thought we could share it. Split it between us 50-50.

0:26:320:26:36

If you don't want to, it's fine. I don't want to offend you.

0:26:360:26:38

You would do that? Share it?

0:26:380:26:40

Yeah. Get the job done twice as quick.

0:26:400:26:43

Us single mums have got to stick together, ain't we?

0:26:430:26:45

-Yeah. Thanks, Kat. That's brilliant.

-That's all right.

0:26:450:26:48

-Why don't you come in and have a cup of tea?

-No, you're all right. It's teatime. You'll be busy.

0:26:480:26:52

Nah, the kids are watching telly. It's all right. Come on, come and have a cuppa.

0:26:520:26:56

-You know what we are, don't you?

-What?

0:26:560:26:58

A couple of scrubbers!

0:26:580:26:59

BOTH LAUGH

0:26:590:27:01

They let you off, then?

0:27:080:27:09

Yeah.

0:27:110:27:12

I spoke to Max. And Jack and Kat.

0:27:200:27:25

Joey, look at me. Look at me.

0:27:270:27:31

It wasn't your fault. Don't blame yourself.

0:27:330:27:37

You don't have to do that any more.

0:27:370:27:41

Joey, come here.

0:27:410:27:43

Come on.

0:27:460:27:48

HE SOBS

0:27:480:27:49

-I'll get these.

-Thanks.

0:27:520:27:55

I took your advice.

0:27:550:27:57

Who doesn't know doesn't hurt.

0:27:570:28:00

Oh, Trace, can I get a rum over here, please?

0:28:010:28:04

And I'm... Oh. Kim!

0:28:040:28:08

My round - what you having?

0:28:080:28:09

-How about you keep your hands off my man?

-What?

0:28:110:28:15

You're dead to me.

0:28:180:28:19

CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:28:430:28:45

Ahem.

0:28:570:29:01

Oh good. You're awake.

0:29:010:29:04

Just about.

0:29:040:29:06

Well, one of us has got to open up.

0:29:060:29:09

I know you probably just want to keep your head down.

0:29:090:29:12

Excuse me?

0:29:120:29:13

Sooner or later you'll have to apologise to Kim.

0:29:130:29:16

Zee, I told you. He kissed me.

0:29:160:29:18

There's nothing to apologise for.

0:29:180:29:21

Oh? Then why exactly are you sleeping on my sofa?

0:29:210:29:25

She's dead to me, Patrick. I no longer have a sister.

0:29:270:29:32

Kind of makes life a bit difficult.

0:29:330:29:35

Bearing in mind she's still living here.

0:29:350:29:38

It's my name above the door.

0:29:380:29:39

-I'm not going to my share my house with no homewrecker.

-My house too.

0:29:390:29:42

-Hey.

-Hey, baby. Rrr! Why don't you sit down?

0:29:420:29:46

Let me make you some breakfast.

0:29:460:29:49

In fact, you know what, I better get to work, babe.

0:29:490:29:52

Got a mountain of prep to do. Catch you later.

0:29:520:29:55

-OK.

-You've got to talk to her sometime.

0:29:550:29:58

Oh, I got a few choice words to say to that Jezebel.

0:29:580:30:01

She's going to rue the day she made a move on my man.

0:30:010:30:04

DOORBELL RINGS

0:30:060:30:07

I'll get that then, shall I?

0:30:150:30:17

Seriously, babe, what do you want me to do?

0:30:200:30:22

Go round there, pack her bags for her?

0:30:220:30:24

Yes. It would be a start.

0:30:240:30:26

I mean, she's living at the B&B, Max.

0:30:260:30:28

She's working at the Vic. It's humiliating.

0:30:280:30:30

-Well, I told you I'd sort it.

-So why haven't you?

0:30:300:30:32

All I want to do is grieve in peace.

0:30:320:30:35

Is that what I think it is?

0:30:350:30:37

Yep.

0:30:370:30:39

Go on, you might as well stick him on the mantelpiece.

0:30:400:30:42

Have some respect, will you? That's your brother you're talking about.

0:30:420:30:45

Come on, Oscar! You're going to be late.

0:30:450:30:49

Funny, ain't it? That's all we've got left of him.

0:30:490:30:52

Well, you gave him a decent send-off.

0:30:530:30:56

I'm sure between you all you'll think of somewhere special for him.

0:30:560:31:01

Just not my kitchen table.

0:31:010:31:03

Alice should have him.

0:31:040:31:06

It was her dad, weren't it?

0:31:060:31:08

-When it suited him, yeah.

-Come on.

0:31:080:31:11

It's the right decision. She's family.

0:31:110:31:13

Makes you think, don't it? Life's too short.

0:31:130:31:17

Derek's gone.

0:31:190:31:20

It's time we moved on.

0:31:210:31:23

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:31:280:31:30

(DENISE) Kimberley Fox, you open this door!

0:31:300:31:32

KIMBERLEY HUMS A TUNE

0:31:320:31:33

You can't keep it locked for ever, you know.

0:31:360:31:39

Just watch me.

0:31:390:31:41

You're supposed to be running a bed and breakfast here. Kim? You've got it all wrong.

0:31:420:31:46

Will you just let me in and talk to me? Kim!

0:31:460:31:50

Kim! Kim!

0:31:530:31:56

Next time, I won't miss.

0:32:050:32:07

You're out early.

0:32:150:32:16

Yeah. I had to pick up Derek's ashes.

0:32:160:32:19

Jack, you should have said. I would have come with you.

0:32:190:32:22

Bianca, can you give us a minute, please?

0:32:220:32:24

Oh, all right.

0:32:240:32:26

I'll go and help Kat in the toilet, shall I?

0:32:260:32:28

Cheers, babe.

0:32:280:32:30

I want you to stick some champagne on ice.

0:32:320:32:34

All right? The good stuff.

0:32:340:32:36

-You've lost me.

-I thought tonight we could announce our engagement.

0:32:360:32:39

Jack, I don't think we need to have a big party, do we?

0:32:390:32:42

Few friends. Family.

0:32:420:32:44

You've only just buried your brother,

0:32:440:32:46

Yeah. And I want to move on in my life. Our life.

0:32:460:32:48

-We haven't told Denny.

-Tell him tomorrow. We'll do it properly.

0:32:480:32:52

And what about Phil?

0:32:520:32:54

What about him?

0:32:540:32:55

I want him to hear it from me.

0:32:550:32:57

He's got a lot on his plate with Lola.

0:32:570:32:59

All right. Fine. You tell Phil.

0:32:590:33:02

I'm going to round up the rest of the Brannings.

0:33:020:33:04

And you might want to put that ring on your finger I bought you.

0:33:040:33:08

Bring her straight back to The Arches. Yeah?

0:33:140:33:16

Yes! All right!

0:33:160:33:17

-There's a bottle in the bag.

-All right.

0:33:170:33:19

Make sure you wind her.

0:33:190:33:20

Just tell her what really happened.

0:33:330:33:35

It's not like I'm going to get the chance, is it, the way she's been carrying on.

0:33:350:33:39

All right?

0:33:430:33:44

I've been better.

0:33:460:33:47

Did you see the look she just gave me?

0:33:500:33:52

OK. Now you're just being paranoid.

0:33:520:33:55

So you managed to smooth it over with Kim, then?

0:33:550:33:57

-Nothing actually happened with Ray.

-No, of course not.

0:33:570:33:59

-What's this?

-They had a few drinks and then...

0:33:590:34:01

Zee, you're not really helping. Thank you.

0:34:010:34:03

That's 5.85 please.

0:34:060:34:08

-I thought I had more than this.

-It's all right. I can cover this, it's fine.

0:34:090:34:12

-I've got it.

-I've got a pocket full of change here, Kat.

0:34:120:34:14

I'm fine.

0:34:140:34:16

There you go. Ta.

0:34:200:34:21

Kat. Hold on. Wait up.

0:34:210:34:23

Kat.

0:34:230:34:24

I've got to get back. Alice is looking after Tommy.

0:34:240:34:26

Listen, Kat, if you're a little bit short, seriously,

0:34:260:34:30

I could throw a bit of maintenance your way.

0:34:300:34:32

I'm fine, Alfie. I don't need your money.

0:34:320:34:34

We'll manage.

0:34:340:34:36

-You know where I am. Right?

-Yeah.

0:34:370:34:39

So come on, are you going to tell me what this big surprise is?

0:34:450:34:48

You'll have to wait and see.

0:34:480:34:49

That's exactly what Jack said to Max.

0:34:490:34:51

Some sort of family gathering, he said.

0:34:510:34:54

-I'll see you later.

-See you later. There you go. Thank you.

0:34:540:34:58

I had hoped we'd seen the last of you.

0:35:090:35:12

You know me, Tanya. Full of surprises.

0:35:120:35:15

I never did ask - how was your break? Nicely rested?

0:35:150:35:19

You mean my second honeymoon? Yeah, it was lovely.

0:35:190:35:23

We had a great time.

0:35:230:35:25

Why don't you swing by later?

0:35:270:35:29

-There's something I want to talk to you about.

-Bit pushed today.

0:35:290:35:32

I'll make it worth your while.

0:35:340:35:37

Shall we say a half-hour?

0:35:400:35:44

I'll see you then.

0:35:440:35:45

Oh, Grandad, have we got any more tomato juice out the back?

0:35:500:35:53

Grandad?

0:35:540:35:55

-So I thought I'd work topless this afternoon.

-Nice one. That'll be a laugh, won't it, eh?

0:35:570:36:03

-Are you OK?

-Yes! Yes, I'm good. I'm good.

0:36:050:36:09

Really? You seem a bit distracted.

0:36:090:36:11

-Nah, just a bit worried about Tommy, that's all.

-Why are people so messy?

0:36:110:36:14

I mean, would you drop crisps on your own floor?

0:36:140:36:18

You sure it's Tommy you're worried about? Hmm?

0:36:210:36:26

Kat's made her bed.

0:36:260:36:28

Rox, I know, sweetheart. I know, all right. It's just, you know, a struggle making ends meet.

0:36:280:36:34

Then she'll have to get a job, won't she?

0:36:340:36:35

Well, that's easier said than done, isn't it?

0:36:350:36:37

She's got little Tommy to look after.

0:36:370:36:40

These hands were soft once.

0:36:400:36:42

What are you saying? Do you want her to work here, or something?

0:36:430:36:46

No, no, no. No. Rox, that's not what I'm saying, sweetheart.

0:36:460:36:50

I just need to know that she'll be sorted.

0:36:500:36:53

Listen, Jean, can you carry this for me, sweetheart?

0:36:530:36:57

This place'll be the death of me.

0:36:580:37:01

Let's make this quick. I've got things to do.

0:37:070:37:10

Fine. I want you off the Square.

0:37:100:37:14

Bothers you, doesn't it? Me being around.

0:37:140:37:17

Money must be tight. All those lonely nights in the B&B.

0:37:170:37:21

I manage.

0:37:210:37:23

Max is with me now. The sooner you accept that.

0:37:230:37:26

I'm still his wife. In case you'd forgotten.

0:37:260:37:30

You're just a name on a bit of paper.

0:37:300:37:33

Then why do you feel so threatened?

0:37:370:37:40

Do you know what? I actually feel a bit sorry for you now.

0:37:400:37:43

Cos really you're just hanging around in case he changes his mind.

0:37:430:37:46

And it's not going to happen.

0:37:460:37:47

You really believe that?

0:37:500:37:51

-Oh Tan, your 11.15's arrived.

-Not now, Poppy.

0:37:510:37:54

Full leg and bikini wax. She tends to take a while.

0:37:540:37:57

I'm not saying she's hairy.

0:37:570:37:59

Poppy, not now. Please.

0:37:590:38:01

Can you just make her a cup of tea, and tell her I'm coming?

0:38:010:38:04

Oh. Right. Yeah. Sorry.

0:38:060:38:10

I want you to disappear.

0:38:180:38:20

And where exactly is that supposed to get me?

0:38:300:38:33

Back where he found you. Anywhere. Anywhere but Walford.

0:38:340:38:37

I was thinking of moving on anyway.

0:38:420:38:44

I'm not too keen on the people round here.

0:38:460:38:48

You give my regards to Max.

0:38:510:38:53

Oh, Sharon! What do you think?

0:39:040:39:07

Special occasion?

0:39:070:39:08

Yeah. The party tonight. Jack's invited me. It was only cheap.

0:39:080:39:11

I ain't going to get rich cleaning the club, am I?

0:39:110:39:14

Not saying I'm not grateful or nothing. Just...

0:39:140:39:16

-it's been a while since I had money to spend, know what I mean?

-It's lovely.

0:39:160:39:20

-I'll see you later then.

-OK.

0:39:200:39:21

Sharon? You offered Bianca a job?

0:39:220:39:25

Well, she's sharing her shifts with Kat.

0:39:250:39:27

Kat?

0:39:270:39:28

Mm-hm. I thought she could do with a break.

0:39:280:39:30

We're going to need to find a place to scatter them.

0:39:330:39:36

Somewhere he liked to be.

0:39:360:39:37

The bookies.

0:39:390:39:41

Or the dog track.

0:39:410:39:42

I barely even knew him.

0:39:460:39:47

Alice, listen to me. You're not on your own.

0:39:490:39:53

We're here for you. We're your family.

0:39:530:39:56

Lea River. He took Joey fishing there once.

0:39:590:40:02

Nice. When you're ready, you call me up and I'll drive you there.

0:40:040:40:09

Thanks.

0:40:090:40:10

Come here.

0:40:120:40:14

Oh, I'm having a party tonight. At the R&R.

0:40:170:40:20

Special announcement to make. I know it's a bit soon.

0:40:200:40:25

But I'd love you to be there.

0:40:250:40:28

I'll see.

0:40:280:40:29

Phil. Can I have a word, please?

0:40:480:40:50

Well, make it quick, I've got a motor to fix.

0:40:500:40:52

-All right, Sharon?

-You seen Lola?

0:40:520:40:54

Not since this morning, no.

0:40:540:40:55

-She's supposed to be back 20 minutes ago.

-All right, don't have a go at me.

0:40:550:40:59

-What time do you call this?

-She filled her nappy.

0:41:010:41:03

There's always an excuse with you, ain't there?

0:41:030:41:06

-I had to change her, Phil.

-Do you want her taken back in care? Do you?

0:41:060:41:08

There's no need for that, Phil.

0:41:080:41:10

-Yeah, you tell him, Shaz.

-Don't you start, Lola.

0:41:100:41:12

Which bit of "straight back" don't you understand?

0:41:120:41:14

-Phil, she is trying.

-She's trying my patience, that's what she's trying.

0:41:140:41:17

Have you seemed to have forgotten that I'm her mum?

0:41:170:41:19

I'll tell you what you are. You're a liability.

0:41:190:41:22

-That's what you are.

-Just pack it in, the pair of you!

0:41:220:41:24

This ain't helping no one. The baby is fine, Phil.

0:41:240:41:26

It won't happen again. Will it, Lola?

0:41:260:41:30

No.

0:41:300:41:31

Well, it better not. Come on, darling. Come on.

0:41:310:41:36

Daddy Phil's here.

0:41:360:41:38

This is for you. Enjoy.

0:41:440:41:46

I want a word with you.

0:41:470:41:49

I'm busy with orders.

0:41:490:41:50

SHE SCOFFS

0:41:500:41:51

Ray.

0:41:530:41:54

What exactly did you say to Kim?

0:41:570:41:59

Maybe I made a mistake, all right?

0:41:590:42:02

I thought you spoke to her, so I told her you came on to me.

0:42:020:42:06

But why would you say..? If I remember rightly, it was you that kissed me.

0:42:060:42:09

If I'm making a play for her sister,

0:42:090:42:11

then what does that say about me and Kim?

0:42:110:42:13

She loves you, Ray.

0:42:130:42:15

But I kissed you. So... So maybe I don't feel the same?

0:42:180:42:21

The truth is,

0:42:230:42:24

things haven't really been right for quite some time, you know,

0:42:240:42:28

and maybe I'm just kidding myself.

0:42:280:42:30

OK. There's no need to rush into anything.

0:42:300:42:33

I'll tell Kim it was my fault. We're sisters.

0:42:340:42:38

She'll get over it.

0:42:380:42:39

I just think this is all getting out of hand.

0:42:390:42:44

Just leave it to me, OK? I'm going to sort it.

0:42:460:42:48

-All right?

-All right.

0:42:480:42:50

MUFFLED MUSIC AND VOICES ABOVE

0:42:540:42:58

All right, Jack.

0:43:070:43:09

-You all right?

-All right.

-What are you doing later?

0:43:120:43:15

I might have plans. Yeah. Why?

0:43:170:43:20

Well, I'm having a few drinks at the R&R later.

0:43:200:43:23

Special announcement to make.

0:43:230:43:25

She's not said yes, has she?

0:43:250:43:27

That'd be telling, wouldn't it?

0:43:270:43:30

You have my condolences.

0:43:300:43:31

What do you reckon?

0:43:350:43:36

Schneid.

0:43:470:43:48

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-How do you know?

0:43:480:43:49

I'm an ex-copper, you doughnut.

0:43:490:43:51

But the likeness. It's a good likeness, ain't it?

0:43:510:43:54

Yeah, yeah. Good. Where did you get it?

0:43:540:43:57

Bookies?

0:43:580:44:00

Well, I suggest you take it back.

0:44:000:44:02

All right? Ain't worth the paper it's printed on.

0:44:020:44:05

Oh, see you there, yeah?

0:44:050:44:07

See you there, yeah.

0:44:070:44:09

See you.

0:44:090:44:11

-Thanks.

-What for?

0:44:150:44:18

For always sticking up for me.

0:44:180:44:19

You're the only one Phil actually seems to listen to.

0:44:190:44:23

Well, to survive the Mitchells, you've got to choose your battles.

0:44:230:44:26

Fight your corner.

0:44:260:44:27

Yeah, well, things are better when you're around.

0:44:270:44:29

Yeah, well, I'm not going anywhere.

0:44:290:44:31

Anyway, Shazza, I hear that Jack's having a party tonight.

0:44:310:44:35

-Mm-hm.

-Well, I am invited, yeah?

0:44:350:44:39

Well, yeah. Yeah. Course. Course, darlin'.

0:44:390:44:41

Bianca, hold on! Hi. Um...

0:44:490:44:54

Are you working at the club now?

0:44:540:44:57

Why are you interested?

0:44:570:44:58

Well, cos I just wondered if you fancied taking on the Vic?

0:44:580:45:01

Why are you being nice to me, Roxy?

0:45:030:45:04

Just... I dunno.

0:45:040:45:07

My sister's in prison and I know how it feels.

0:45:070:45:09

-No, you don't.

-OK. All right. Fine. Suit yourself.

0:45:090:45:13

-Don't have the job.

-I didn't say that, did I?

0:45:130:45:15

It's just... Look, Kat's sharing her shifts with me.

0:45:190:45:24

We clean together.

0:45:240:45:26

I really don't think she'd want to work at the Vic.

0:45:260:45:29

No. I don't suppose she would, really, would she?

0:45:300:45:34

I could try and talk her into it.

0:45:340:45:35

No... Yeah. Yeah, would you?

0:45:350:45:39

I'll try.

0:45:390:45:41

Thanks.

0:45:410:45:42

That seat taken?

0:46:100:46:12

Here for the weigh-in?

0:46:200:46:22

What do you think?

0:46:220:46:23

She on solids yet?

0:46:260:46:29

She's still on milk four times a day. Yes, you are, aren't you?

0:46:290:46:35

Formula, yeah?

0:46:350:46:37

Well, where else am I going to get it from?

0:46:370:46:39

Tough, ain't it? Bringing up a kid on your own.

0:46:410:46:45

Especially at your time of life.

0:46:450:46:48

What are you trying to say?

0:46:480:46:49

Baby indoors. Business to run.

0:46:510:46:52

We've got a lot in common, you and me.

0:46:540:46:56

Do you reckon?

0:46:560:46:58

What if I told you I had some...

0:47:030:47:05

money that needed cleaning?

0:47:050:47:08

What, dodgy money?

0:47:090:47:11

Yeah.

0:47:110:47:12

I'd tell you to mind who you was talking to.

0:47:120:47:15

I'm looking for someone to help me

0:47:150:47:17

make it...disappear, you know?

0:47:170:47:19

And you thought you'd ask me?

0:47:200:47:22

I thought you'd be the man.

0:47:220:47:25

I'm listening.

0:47:250:47:26

We join forces. You clean your half through the club,

0:47:270:47:31

I clean my half through the gym.

0:47:310:47:32

We halve the risk, double the profits, happy days.

0:47:320:47:36

And what about Jack?

0:47:360:47:38

What about Jack?

0:47:380:47:39

How much are we talking about?

0:47:410:47:43

Enough to make it worth your while.

0:47:430:47:45

You and me? Partners?

0:47:450:47:46

Yeah. 60-40.

0:47:460:47:48

You think I'd do business with you?

0:47:480:47:51

Are you together?

0:47:510:47:52

BOTH: No.

0:47:520:47:54

Right. Who was next?

0:47:540:47:56

We are. Come on, then.

0:47:570:47:59

We'll go and get baby weighed.

0:47:590:48:01

-All right, Michael? The usual?

-Yeah.

0:48:260:48:29

I invited Denise for a drink.

0:48:320:48:34

You sure that's wise?

0:48:340:48:35

Kim needs to know the truth.

0:48:350:48:39

I just can't sit on the fence.

0:48:390:48:41

Best place to be right now.

0:48:410:48:42

That's on me.

0:48:440:48:45

So. I've offered Bianca a job, cleaning.

0:48:450:48:48

-Bianca?

-Clearly Jean doesn't want it anymore.

0:48:480:48:51

And the thing is, Bianca and Kat have set up,

0:48:510:48:54

like, a cleaning thing together.

0:48:540:48:56

So Kat's going to be working here then?

0:48:560:48:58

Just downstairs. Trial basis.

0:48:580:48:59

Peroxide, you're an angel. That's a genius idea. Good one.

0:48:590:49:02

What can I get you, Cora?

0:49:020:49:04

Same again, darling.

0:49:040:49:05

So just to clarify, just for me -

0:49:050:49:07

in order to keep your boyfriend sweet,

0:49:070:49:10

you've got his ex to work here every day.

0:49:100:49:13

You're a genius(!)

0:49:150:49:17

Did you know she'd be here?

0:49:250:49:27

She hasn't let him out of her sight.

0:49:270:49:29

Listen, I don't want no trouble, all right?

0:49:290:49:31

I've come in here for a quiet drink.

0:49:310:49:34

Surprised she's got the nerve to show her face.

0:49:340:49:36

Come on, listen to what she has to say now, man.

0:49:360:49:38

Listen, just drop the sorry sister act. Cos I ain't interested.

0:49:380:49:41

OK. You know what, whatever Ray might have told you...

0:49:410:49:44

Kim, it was just a kiss.

0:49:480:49:49

It was just a drunken kiss. I don't know what came over me.

0:49:490:49:53

You're brazen, you know that?

0:49:530:49:55

I am trying to make things right between us.

0:49:550:49:58

-You've always been jealous of me.

-Jealous(!)

0:49:580:50:00

Always. Youthful elegance. Easygoing.

0:50:000:50:03

You just can't bear the fact that I'm happy.

0:50:030:50:06

Of course I want you to be happy.

0:50:060:50:08

So you decide to steal my man? Hmm? Yeah?

0:50:080:50:12

Fine. If that's what you want to think of me.

0:50:120:50:15

Raymond is the best thing that ever happened to me.

0:50:150:50:18

I ain't about to let you ruin what we've got.

0:50:180:50:21

You know, actually, it's OK.

0:50:220:50:24

The pair of you - you deserve each other.

0:50:240:50:27

Ain't you supposed to be getting ready?

0:50:350:50:37

I thought we were keeping it low-key?

0:50:370:50:39

I only told a few people, ain't I?

0:50:390:50:41

Seems like you've asked most of the Square.

0:50:410:50:43

What's the matter with that?

0:50:430:50:44

Jack, why did you pick the R&R?

0:50:440:50:46

I mean, it's really rubbing Phil's nose in it.

0:50:460:50:49

Right. So you ain't told him yet.

0:50:490:50:51

Well, he was arguing with Lola, Jack.

0:50:520:50:54

First it's Phil, then it's Lola...

0:50:540:50:56

I'm supposed to be looking out for her.

0:50:560:50:57

Well, sometimes I think you look out for them more than you care for us.

0:50:570:51:00

Jack, that is not fair.

0:51:000:51:02

Me, Denny and Amy. We're your family now.

0:51:020:51:04

-I don't need you to tell me that.

-Good.

0:51:040:51:07

The rest of the Brannings are waiting for me over at the club.

0:51:070:51:10

If you want to marry me, I'll see you there, yeah?

0:51:100:51:13

DOOR SLAMS

0:51:170:51:18

How's my hair looking?

0:51:290:51:31

Yeah, it's all right.

0:51:310:51:33

I'm not convinced about that leave-in conditioner.

0:51:330:51:36

Oh, yeah.

0:51:360:51:37

So what's this party in aid of, anyway?

0:51:370:51:40

Dunno. They just said a surprise.

0:51:400:51:42

I'm too old for surprises.

0:51:420:51:43

There you go.

0:51:450:51:46

Thank you, darling.

0:51:460:51:47

-Cheers, everyone.

-Cheers, one and all.

0:51:470:51:50

I don't believe it.

0:51:590:52:00

Mutton.

0:52:020:52:04

Don't look at me, I never invited her.

0:52:050:52:08

Well, I can ask her to leave.

0:52:080:52:09

Don't do that, please. Don't make a scene, please.

0:52:090:52:12

You want to see the back of Kirsty?

0:52:230:52:26

You got to up your game, girl.

0:52:260:52:28

So what's all this about? Suspense is killing me.

0:52:280:52:31

Sharon'll be here in a minute.

0:52:310:52:33

What's she doing here?

0:52:330:52:35

Don't start.

0:52:350:52:36

Doesn't feel right. Us all out having fun.

0:52:360:52:39

It's what your dad would have wanted.

0:52:390:52:41

Yeah. Better than moping around indoors.

0:52:410:52:45

Go on.

0:52:450:52:46

Get those down your neck.

0:52:460:52:48

You've perked up since yesterday.

0:52:490:52:51

Yeah, well, things are better now, ain't they?

0:52:510:52:54

Oh. I was looking for Phil.

0:52:570:53:00

Oh. You just missed him.

0:53:000:53:01

He's just popped over the club.

0:53:010:53:03

-The club?

-Yeah, accounts to do, or something.

0:53:030:53:05

He left us with Lexi, and a list of instructions.

0:53:050:53:07

-Right. I'll catch him over there.

-What was the big secret?

0:53:070:53:10

Yeah, Mum's all excited.

0:53:100:53:12

You'll find out soon enough, OK?

0:53:120:53:14

So where's Sharon, then?

0:53:260:53:28

She's probably still doing her make-up, I should think.

0:53:280:53:32

All right, Jackie? How's it going?

0:53:320:53:34

-Yeah, good.

-Not too late to change your mind.

0:53:340:53:36

You know what, sometimes you are actually quite funny.

0:53:360:53:39

Do one.

0:53:390:53:40

So what d'you think you're playing at?

0:53:440:53:46

Just enjoying the fun. I love a family party.

0:53:460:53:48

Stay away from Michael. He's trouble.

0:53:480:53:50

What's the matter, Max? You jealous?

0:53:500:53:53

We had a deal.

0:54:110:54:13

I went up West. Bit of spare cash to spend.

0:54:130:54:16

All dressed up, nowhere to go. You really are desperate.

0:54:160:54:19

You tried to buy me off.

0:54:190:54:22

Now I'd say that was desperate.

0:54:220:54:25

He doesn't love you. I know him.

0:54:250:54:28

I know him better than anyone else.

0:54:280:54:30

He's selfish, devious and far too pleased with himself.

0:54:300:54:34

A used car salesman who's seen better days.

0:54:340:54:37

Dubious taste in music.

0:54:370:54:39

Terrible dress sense.

0:54:390:54:41

A weakness for blondes and sherbet lemons.

0:54:410:54:44

Funny, ain't it?

0:54:480:54:49

The lengths we'll go to.

0:54:510:54:52

To keep hold of a man like that.

0:54:520:54:54

Change from the dress.

0:55:060:55:07

Excuse me. Sorry.

0:55:170:55:19

Here she is!

0:55:280:55:29

Hey.

0:55:290:55:30

Right, people. Listen up!

0:55:350:55:36

Right. The passing of my brother made me realise

0:55:380:55:42

that in this life you've got to go and grab whatever you want.

0:55:420:55:45

You know, grab life by the you-know-whats. So to speak.

0:55:450:55:49

So I want you all to know that I've asked Sharon to be my wife.

0:55:500:55:53

-CHEERS

-Yeah!

0:55:530:55:57

And naturally, she said yes.

0:55:570:55:58

So I want you to join me in a toast.

0:55:580:56:02

To my future beautiful wife. Sharon. Everybody, come on.

0:56:040:56:09

CHEERS ALL: Congratulations!

0:56:090:56:12

Sharon!

0:56:150:56:17

To Jack and Sharon.

0:56:170:56:18

Congratulations.

0:56:180:56:20

Thank you very much.

0:56:200:56:21

Honestly, Max, the way she looked at me!

0:57:000:57:03

You tried to pay her off! What do you expect?

0:57:030:57:04

If she thinks she's getting better of me...

0:57:040:57:06

-Tan, she don't think that.

-How do you know?

0:57:060:57:08

-Breakfast at the caff?

-I can't, babe. I'm skint.

0:57:080:57:11

You're not skint enough for this. Come on.

0:57:110:57:13

I know women like her.

0:57:130:57:15

-Er, you were supposed to be bringing me a coffee?

-It's there.

0:57:150:57:18

I know exactly how they think.

0:57:180:57:20

It's not like I have a chemistry exam or anything, is it?

0:57:200:57:22

Ab!

0:57:220:57:24

Deal with it, Max. I want her gone. Today.

0:57:270:57:30

-So, B, where is she then?

-Look, Alfie, I'm not psychic!

0:57:340:57:36

-All I know is, Kat definitely ain't here, is she?

-OK, OK.

0:57:360:57:39

Hey, what do you say we go out for breakfast?

0:57:420:57:45

I'm sure Jean will look after Amy.

0:57:450:57:47

-Jean might be busy.

-Jean, sweetheart...

0:57:470:57:49

Now she's got nothing to clean.

0:57:490:57:51

Come on. Please, listen, listen... No Kat, no kids.

0:57:510:57:54

Just you and me, yeah? Before anyone else gets a bit of you.

0:57:540:57:57

It's just...I need to pop out, all right?

0:57:570:57:58

-This better be good.

-I need to see a man about a delivery.

0:57:580:58:01

I promise I won't be long.

0:58:010:58:02

THEY LAUGH

0:58:140:58:16

Oi. They're only doing community service. They're not monkeys!

0:58:160:58:20

They don't do tricks.

0:58:200:58:22

Cheers for that.

0:58:230:58:25

All right?

0:58:270:58:28

All right?

0:58:280:58:30

You all right, darling?

0:58:300:58:32

HE LAUGHS

0:58:340:58:36

Lovely day, innit?

0:58:360:58:38

Something funny?

0:58:420:58:44

Triangles. Proper complicated, or what?

0:58:490:58:53

Has Zainab been talking?

0:58:560:58:57

You know, I saw this film once, me mam had it on,

0:58:570:59:00

where this woman fell in love with her sister's husband.

0:59:000:59:03

I don't know what you've heard but it was nothing like...

0:59:030:59:05

The whole village got together and drove her out.

0:59:050:59:08

She had to go and live in a cowshed. Romantic or what?

0:59:080:59:11

I'm sorry, Alfie. I thought I could do this.

0:59:290:59:31

But I just can't.

0:59:310:59:32

Yeah. Kirsty! Max is here for you.

0:59:370:59:41

Can't keep you away, can I?

0:59:420:59:44

-Babe, please, this has got to stop.

-What has?

0:59:490:59:52

All this. You playing games. Mucking about.

0:59:520:59:54

Me? You're the one who just walked through the door.

0:59:540:59:57

You're winding Tanya up!

0:59:570:59:59

Wouldn't want that now, would we?

0:59:591:00:00

She wants it all sorted out, all right?

1:00:001:00:02

And what do you want? I know you, Max.

1:00:021:00:05

Kirsty, I'm going to marry Tanya again.

1:00:071:00:09

Well, then you're just going to have to get a divorce.

1:00:091:00:11

Yeah, well, I can't do that on my own, can I?

1:00:111:00:13

KNOCK ON DOOR

1:00:131:00:15

Come round tonight, all right? Dinner. We'll all discuss it.

1:00:161:00:19

Please?

1:00:191:00:20

-Where's Alfie? I want the rent.

-It's not due, Phil.

1:00:251:00:28

That weren't a question, I want the rent.

1:00:281:00:30

PHONE RINGS

1:00:301:00:32

I've finished the barrel store, do you want...?

1:00:371:00:39

You know it's not Alfie's fault

1:00:391:00:41

that Sharon and Jack are getting married, don't you?

1:00:411:00:43

-Roxy, shall I start on the toilets?

-Alfie's out. He's with a buyer.

1:00:431:00:46

So you can whistle for your money for all I care.

1:00:461:00:49

Er...I think Alfie went over to see Kat.

1:00:511:00:54

Shall I just start on the toilets?

1:00:581:01:00

I've let Bianca down and I've let you down.

1:01:031:01:05

You ain't let me down.

1:01:051:01:07

You didn't have to give me that job.

1:01:071:01:09

ALFIE SIGHS

1:01:091:01:11

I bet Roxy weren't happy with you but you just went ahead

1:01:111:01:13

and done it anyway, didn't you?

1:01:131:01:14

-Kat, Kat, she gave you that job herself.

-Course she did.

1:01:141:01:17

It had nothing to do with me. Ask Bianca.

1:01:171:01:19

Is she trying to rub my nose in it? She takes my pub, my husband...

1:01:191:01:25

Whoa, stop.

1:01:251:01:26

Now she wants me to scrub her khazis?

1:01:271:01:30

Whoa, whoa, Kat, please.

1:01:301:01:32

I know you need the money and she knows you need the money.

1:01:331:01:37

You don't have to be scared of her, you know.

1:01:371:01:41

Don't I?

1:01:421:01:43

Well, she's not going to want me to do it now, is she?

1:01:471:01:50

Letting her down on the first day.

1:01:501:01:52

Listen, I can talk to her. She knows how hard it is.

1:01:521:01:55

I don't want her sympathy. I'm not having her thinking I'm charity.

1:01:551:01:59

No, it's nothing to do with charity, all right?

1:01:591:02:02

Why don't you start next week, yeah?

1:02:041:02:07

What about Bianca?

1:02:071:02:08

She won't want to do it on her own, will she?

1:02:081:02:11

I can talk to Bianca. I can sort it with Rox.

1:02:111:02:13

It's no problem.

1:02:131:02:16

Why are you always so nice to me?

1:02:161:02:17

You know, you're always welcome in the Vic.

1:02:291:02:31

You know that, don't you?

1:02:311:02:32

And you and me?

1:02:341:02:36

We're OK.

1:02:371:02:38

Excuse me.

1:02:471:02:48

Oh... Well, don't push yourself too hard, will you(?)

1:02:481:02:53

Right. 14 caulis, nine red cabbage, seven pounds of Maris Pipers.

1:02:551:02:59

And it's only just gone 10 in the morning!

1:02:591:03:02

Oh, you've heard the fat lady singing, have you? Have you?

1:03:021:03:05

You know, if I'm going to be gossiped about...

1:03:091:03:11

I was not gossiping! Ayesha must have overheard.

1:03:111:03:14

Well, I may as well be gossiped about and be successful.

1:03:141:03:17

Morning, Mrs Masood.

1:03:201:03:22

Yes, morning, morning.

1:03:221:03:23

Regional Manager.

1:03:251:03:26

-SHE SCOFFS

-You?

1:03:261:03:29

Yes, me. Applications close next week, so...

1:03:291:03:32

DENISE GIGGLES

1:03:321:03:34

Move!

1:03:351:03:37

Nah, nah, nah, you want the raspberry and the passion fruit.

1:03:391:03:41

-Orange one's for sheep.

-Dexter. What are you doing here?

1:03:411:03:44

I owe you a fiver, remember?

1:03:441:03:46

-You all right?

-Yeah. All sorted?

-Yeah, yeah.

1:03:581:04:00

They messed up with the order so I just had...

1:04:001:04:03

-Don't lie to me.

-You what?

-I said don't lie to me, Alfie!

1:04:031:04:06

OK, hear me out. I just didn't want to upset you, OK?

1:04:071:04:12

Well, you didn't do a very good job, did you?

1:04:121:04:14

Look, I'm really sorry. I didn't know it was meant to be a secret.

1:04:141:04:16

No, no, no, it's not a secret.

1:04:161:04:18

No, it's not. It's just something Alfie lied about.

1:04:181:04:20

OK, so it's a secret.

1:04:201:04:21

Where is Kat anyway? Still putting her make-up on?

1:04:211:04:23

-Bianca!

-Don't take it out on Bianca.

-I'm not!

1:04:231:04:26

If you want to go and see Kat, then go and see her.

1:04:261:04:28

-Rox, I don't want to see Kat!

-Er, you've just been round there!

1:04:281:04:31

Yeah, because she didn't turn up for work!

1:04:311:04:33

So why can't you just tell me that?

1:04:351:04:37

I-I-I don't know! You wanted me all to yourself.

1:04:371:04:39

-But you chose Kat, didn't you?

-You want me to turn my back on her?

1:04:391:04:42

-Don't make this about me.

-I'm not.

1:04:421:04:44

Yes, you are. And you are the one who lied. Not me.

1:04:441:04:47

Rox, stop. Now, why..?

1:04:471:04:48

I'm so sorry.

1:04:511:04:52

It's all right.

1:04:521:04:54

He looked like he was going to explode!

1:04:571:04:59

I don't care what Phil thinks.

1:04:591:05:01

He's still got a bit of a thing for you, hasn't he?

1:05:021:05:05

New Year's Day, he proposed.

1:05:051:05:08

No! You're kidding me. What happened?

1:05:081:05:11

I've just had Max round.

1:05:161:05:18

Right. All sorted then?

1:05:191:05:21

-All sorted.

-Good.

1:05:211:05:24

I'm coming to dinner this evening.

1:05:241:05:26

Discuss the whole situation properly.

1:05:261:05:29

Max did tell you about the dinner?

1:05:331:05:35

It was my idea. So we'll see you about six, then?

1:05:351:05:41

Max invited Kirsty to dinner?

1:05:491:05:51

Can you believe that?! Well, you're going to come an' all.

1:05:511:05:55

Babe, I can't, Tan, I'm working.

1:05:551:05:56

Really? I want everyone there. I want the whole family there.

1:05:561:06:02

Come on, are you sure that's wise?

1:06:021:06:03

Yeah. Yeah. She wants dinner? She can come and have dinner.

1:06:031:06:06

She can come round and see exactly what Max has got.

1:06:061:06:09

Then maybe she'll give up.

1:06:091:06:11

I still don't see why we needed to get another cleaner.

1:06:171:06:19

Jean, Jean, please, darling.

1:06:191:06:21

It's just that Roxy thought you needed a break, that's all.

1:06:211:06:24

Nobody asked me if I needed a break! I mean, at least I turn up.

1:06:241:06:27

-Same time tomorrow?

-And will Kat be joining you?

1:06:271:06:30

Drop it. Drop it now, OK? Stop.

1:06:301:06:32

HE SIGHS

1:06:351:06:37

Erm...

1:06:371:06:38

Sorry, B. I've spoken to Kat. It's fine. She can start next week.

1:06:381:06:40

Oh, yeah. Cos it isn't half hard work,

1:06:401:06:42

trying to clean this whole pub all on your own.

1:06:421:06:44

I know, I'll make it up to you with the extra hours.

1:06:441:06:47

-Yeah? Is Roxy all right about that?

-Yeah, she's fine. She's good.

1:06:471:06:50

-Oh, good. See you later then. Thanks.

-Yeah. See ya.

1:06:501:06:52

Ain't easy, is it?

1:06:551:06:57

No, I get that, I do. It's just, I don't know...

1:06:571:07:00

You've got to give them space.

1:07:001:07:02

Let them work it out, make their mistakes.

1:07:021:07:05

Yeah, but what if every time... is he going to choose her?

1:07:051:07:09

Who does he live with? Who does he wake up next to?

1:07:091:07:12

They've got a kid together, haven't they?

1:07:121:07:15

You don't want it all to end up in a custody battle

1:07:151:07:17

-like some idiots, do ya?

-SHE LAUGHS

1:07:171:07:20

No. Why couldn't we do this years ago? Just sit and talk.

1:07:201:07:25

I think back then you didn't know how to listen.

1:07:251:07:27

Ah, that's very funny.

1:07:271:07:30

Oi. Congratulations.

1:07:301:07:32

-Will you just be there, OK?

-I've got my exam!

1:07:341:07:37

It's not tonight, is it?

1:07:371:07:38

I thought we were going to the cinema.

1:07:381:07:40

You can go tomorrow. 6.00. Dinner. More the merrier.

1:07:401:07:43

I thought you had an exam?

1:07:481:07:49

I'm on study period. Final revision.

1:07:491:07:51

They are doing my head in out there, I tell you.

1:07:541:07:56

I've, um...do you remember when the other day I dropped that tenner?

1:07:561:07:59

Do you know how hard it is trying to get chewing gum off the pavement?

1:07:591:08:02

Look, Jay...

1:08:021:08:04

Right. Printed off my application form,

1:08:141:08:17

so I've just got to get these filled in now.

1:08:171:08:19

-Put these up there.

-How about here, Aunty Ji?

1:08:191:08:21

OK, some here some there. Up, down.

1:08:211:08:23

-Doesn't matter. Put them...

-What are you doing?

1:08:231:08:26

-Retail theory? It's

-a corner shop.

1:08:261:08:28

I saw this programme on television, right.

1:08:281:08:30

They said that people shop in an anti-clockwise matter.

1:08:301:08:33

Which means you should put everything that they need

1:08:331:08:35

at the end of their trip.

1:08:351:08:37

That way they have to walk through the whole shop.

1:08:371:08:40

So people start shopping at the till then, do they?

1:08:401:08:43

Right, I have sold 14 big bags of carrots

1:08:441:08:47

and I think you've sold one small sweet potato.

1:08:471:08:50

Things getting desperate now, are they?

1:08:501:08:53

Retail theory(!)

1:08:551:08:56

Well, I'm sure the people at Head Office

1:08:561:08:58

will be very pleased with my ideas.

1:08:581:09:00

-Oh, yeah?

-SHE LAUGHS

1:09:001:09:02

You're going after my job, ain't you?

1:09:041:09:06

-You going to help her revise?

-You're being so embarrassing.

1:09:101:09:12

I'm not hitting on your girl, you know.

1:09:121:09:14

-You didn't tell me he was back.

-It didn't seem important.

1:09:141:09:17

-Have you got fluff in your ears or something?

-Hang on, hang on.

1:09:171:09:20

You're going out with another boy and it don't seem important?

1:09:201:09:22

-We're not going out!

-We're having a coffee.

1:09:221:09:24

-Am I talking to you?

-You don't own me.

1:09:241:09:27

If I was going out with another girl, would you be happy?

1:09:271:09:29

We're not going out!

1:09:291:09:30

Would you stop being such an idiot! I'll see you later.

1:09:301:09:33

We're due at mum's at six. Dinner. Remember?

1:09:331:09:35

-You might be. I ain't due anywhere.

-Jay!

1:09:351:09:38

No. "You don't own me." Why don't you take one of your new pals?

1:09:381:09:40

Maybe I will!

1:09:401:09:42

What is his problem?

1:09:441:09:45

-Brave man, Jack.

-Yeah?

1:09:471:09:49

Ditched the last geezer at the altar, didn't she?

1:09:491:09:52

You're no stranger to that one yourself, are you?

1:09:521:09:54

Husband before that got murdered.

1:09:541:09:57

Yeah, and the last person who proposed to her got a knock-back.

1:09:571:10:01

That what she told you?

1:10:011:10:02

Yeah, well, there's no secrets between me and Sharon.

1:10:021:10:05

Let's be grown up about this, all right? Let's move on.

1:10:051:10:09

Mum, I said I wanted them cubed! Cubed I wanted.

1:10:121:10:16

Sliced, cubed, whatever.

1:10:161:10:19

No, not "whatever," Mum.

1:10:191:10:21

Cubed! Is there anything at all going on in that head?

1:10:211:10:24

-Babe, you told me to sort it out.

-That woman? Here, for dinner?

1:10:241:10:26

Right, fair enough. I'll call her, cancel.

1:10:261:10:28

No! No, you're not getting out of it now.

1:10:281:10:30

You and Nan are cooking?

1:10:321:10:33

Oh, yeah, your dad's wife's coming for dinner.

1:10:331:10:36

She ain't my wife!

1:10:361:10:37

All right, well, she is my wife. But not like that.

1:10:421:10:44

-It wasn't worth coming back here, was it?

-No.

1:10:441:10:47

Eh, no, no. You're not going anywhere.

1:10:471:10:49

You can't honestly think we're staying?

1:10:491:10:50

-Yes. You're having your dinner here.

-I'm not really up for that.

1:10:501:10:53

-She wants a war, she can have a war.

-No-one wants a war.

1:10:531:10:56

Then after dinner, the three of us will sit and plan your divorce.

1:10:561:10:59

But before that, she can have some nice food, nice drink.

1:10:591:11:01

And she can get to see what she's taking on.

1:11:011:11:03

-The whole family. Warm and united.

-Pushing your luck on that one.

1:11:031:11:07

Mum, will you just cube them?

1:11:071:11:08

-I need this job, Zee.

-What, and I don't?

1:11:131:11:16

To show Kim I'm not just hiding away.

1:11:161:11:18

-You did jump her boyfriend.

-I didn't jump him!

1:11:181:11:21

I responded.

1:11:231:11:24

-Maybe it was on the rebound.

-From who? Lucas?

1:11:261:11:31

It doesn't matter.

1:11:321:11:33

That's all I get, isn't it? The wrong people. At the wrong time.

1:11:331:11:37

Yes, because you look in the wrong places.

1:11:371:11:39

-So I need to focus on my career.

-And if I want to focus on mine..?

1:11:391:11:43

My sister ain't speaking to me. I've got no family.

1:11:431:11:46

My kids never visit me. You, you've got everything.

1:11:461:11:50

What have I got? Just me.

1:11:501:11:54

I need this job, Zee. Please?

1:11:561:12:01

Oi, I want you two opposite ends of the table tonight.

1:12:051:12:08

-You're just cousins, all right?

-What, no footsie?

-Lauren!

1:12:081:12:11

No, she's all right. She's only messing around, isn't she?

1:12:111:12:13

-And no drinking either.

-What? Drinking? Me?

1:12:131:12:16

You heard her.

1:12:161:12:18

-Hiya.

-You all right, Abs?

1:12:201:12:22

Another 30 seconds, I was going to call out a search party for you.

1:12:221:12:25

Oh, the exam went fine. Thanks for asking.

1:12:251:12:27

-I'm so sorry, Abi. I completely forgot.

-DOOR CLOSES

1:12:271:12:29

Jay, is that you, darling? Hello. I'm sorry.

1:12:291:12:32

Abs, this is a really bad time.

1:12:361:12:38

Well, this is my friend. Dexter. The more the merrier, you said.

1:12:381:12:43

Mrs Branning...

1:12:431:12:45

Hello, darling. It's Miss Cross, actually.

1:12:451:12:48

-Mrs Branning soon, again.

-FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

1:12:481:12:50

Course you are. Funny how dinner parties grow, isn't it?

1:12:501:12:55

Phil! Phil, look, last night.

1:13:101:13:13

I didn't mean you to find out like that.

1:13:131:13:16

-Don't bother me.

-No, I wanted to tell you myself, you know?

1:13:161:13:18

Save it, Sharon! Cos I ain't interested.

1:13:181:13:21

Never did do feelings, did you?

1:13:211:13:23

Oi, oi, mush.

1:13:251:13:27

All right, mate?

1:13:271:13:28

Tell us, what's it like being in love with someone you can't have.

1:13:371:13:41

I'm not in love!

1:13:411:13:43

We're just talking about Denise's...you know, situation.

1:13:451:13:49

I actually wasn't talking about anything.

1:13:491:13:52

Home.

1:13:521:13:53

Please tell me that's not an application form.

1:13:531:13:56

Yes, it is. Now.

1:13:561:13:58

-You told me you would back out.

-I told you I would think about it.

1:14:011:14:05

And I have thought about it and may the best woman win.

1:14:051:14:08

Right, that's one stall, completely sold out!

1:14:081:14:11

And you have sold... two sweet potatoes. Loser!

1:14:111:14:14

I'd rather that you did not speak to Ayesha about your private life.

1:14:161:14:19

I'm not the one talking about my private life though, am I?

1:14:191:14:22

-I'm not judging you, Denise.

-Not much, you ain't.

1:14:221:14:25

-People are gossiping.

-Like you, you mean?

1:14:251:14:28

And seeing as I'm Ayesha's chaperone...

1:14:281:14:30

I think it is best for everyone if you find somewhere else to stay.

1:14:301:14:33

Tough day at the office?

1:14:441:14:45

Oh, is that what you think, is it? Tough day at the office?

1:14:491:14:52

Well, it sounded like...

1:14:521:14:54

My sister thinks I made a move on her boyfriend.

1:14:541:14:57

-Which I didn't, he kissed me.

-I didn't know.

1:14:571:15:00

And I shouldn't have responded but I did and I'm sorry.

1:15:001:15:03

And I've said I'm sorry,

1:15:031:15:04

but she's treating me like I'm some sort of a marriage-wrecker,

1:15:041:15:07

which, quite frankly, if it takes one little kiss,

1:15:071:15:10

then it can't have been much of a marriage to wreck.

1:15:101:15:12

So, no, I'm not living there any more, am I?

1:15:121:15:14

I'm living at Zainab's, who's meant to be a friend.

1:15:141:15:17

Yeah, but she...?

1:15:171:15:18

And like any true friend, she looks down her nose at me

1:15:181:15:21

and she judges me, and she gives me that look.

1:15:211:15:23

And it's not like she's ever done anything wrong, has she?

1:15:231:15:26

Oh, no. I'm the bad influence. And, Ian, she's after my job.

1:15:261:15:30

My new job.

1:15:301:15:32

You know, a teeny bit of happiness. A little bit of something, you know.

1:15:321:15:35

Just for me.

1:15:351:15:37

She wants that, too, and she wants me out of the house.

1:15:371:15:39

So, I tell you what, I've got no sister and I've got nowhere to live.

1:15:391:15:43

And you! You come in here all smug about a tough day at the office

1:15:431:15:47

and carping on about two poxy sweet potatoes!

1:15:471:15:52

I was going to ask if you wanted someone to talk to.

1:15:521:15:54

ALFIE CLEARS HIS THROAT

1:16:031:16:04

Oi. You're such a big softy.

1:16:041:16:07

Listen, sweetheart, I just want to say about this morning,

1:16:071:16:10

that I'm really sorry, all right?

1:16:101:16:11

It's all right. I don't need big gestures, all right?

1:16:111:16:14

Has someone died?

1:16:151:16:17

So you two, you're at Sixth Form together, are you?

1:16:301:16:33

-She's very clever, my Abi.

-Mum!

1:16:331:16:35

Well, you are, aren't you? She's going to be a vet.

1:16:351:16:38

-Maybe a doctor.

-Anything but a hairdresser!

1:16:381:16:40

Actually, we just met on the street.

1:16:411:16:44

What's that mean, you met on the street?

1:16:441:16:47

They're just friends, Max!

1:16:471:16:48

That's Max. So protective.

1:16:481:16:51

No, I'm not being protective, I'm just making conversation, aren't I?

1:16:531:16:56

A boy and a girl can be just friends, you know?

1:16:561:16:58

Er, we are still here.

1:16:581:16:59

You never had any boys that were just friends at that age.

1:16:591:17:03

Yeah, thanks, Mum.

1:17:031:17:04

SHE SNIGGERS

1:17:041:17:05

She was very popular...my daughter.

1:17:051:17:08

I can imagine.

1:17:081:17:10

Were you?

1:17:101:17:12

Do you want some more potatoes, Kirsty?

1:17:121:17:14

No, thanks. I don't eat portions that size.

1:17:141:17:16

I'll have some. I think these are sick.

1:17:181:17:20

You can come again.

1:17:201:17:22

Didn't realise it was going to be such a big do, Tanya.

1:17:221:17:25

Thought it was just going to be the three of us.

1:17:251:17:28

Oh, well, you know what it's like.

1:17:281:17:29

One big, busy, happy family, you know. Everyone in and out.

1:17:291:17:33

You got a family to get back to?

1:17:331:17:35

No-one who'll miss me.

1:17:381:17:41

GLASS CLINKS

1:17:421:17:43

Oscar!

1:17:431:17:44

Don't worry, darling. Never mind. It's all right.

1:17:441:17:47

You get used to it, don't you. This sort of thing.

1:17:471:17:50

When you've got kids.

1:17:501:17:52

-Sorry.

-Good boy.

1:17:531:17:55

DOORBELL RINGS

1:17:551:17:57

-You wet?

-No.

1:17:571:17:58

You, erm...

1:18:211:18:24

Look, there's a spare bed upstairs if you need it.

1:18:251:18:29

Thank you.

1:18:311:18:33

DENISE SIGHS

1:18:391:18:41

I came to say something to Abi.

1:18:441:18:46

I didn't realise you was all having...

1:18:461:18:48

-Just a friend, is he?

-Jay!

1:18:521:18:54

Sorry, I thought you two would have met?

1:18:541:18:56

-You told her to bring me.

-Why don't you shut your mouth?

1:18:561:18:58

-He's my friend. Leave him.

-You're sat next to my girlfriend.

1:18:581:19:02

-Yeah. What?

-You're sat next to my girlfriend!

1:19:021:19:04

What you doing? Out!

1:19:041:19:06

-I'm going! I bought you flowers!

-You can take them with you an' all.

1:19:061:19:08

Let's get you something for that eye.

1:19:081:19:10

HE SIGHS

1:19:131:19:15

All go here, isn't it?

1:19:221:19:24

About what you said yesterday.

1:19:381:19:39

You going to clean my money?

1:19:391:19:41

I've got a better idea.

1:19:431:19:45

OK, OK, this is civilised.

1:19:571:20:01

-Lovely.

-Yeah, lovely.

1:20:021:20:03

You want to come and read Tommy a story?

1:20:031:20:06

Alfie's working tonight.

1:20:071:20:09

That your name above the door is it, Essex?

1:20:091:20:11

-Kat.

-You're not his boss.

-Actually, I am.

1:20:111:20:13

This isn't very nice, is it?

1:20:131:20:15

You always loved reading Tommy stories, didn't you?

1:20:151:20:18

Always made me laugh.

1:20:181:20:20

You know what, I'm just going to go and collect some glasses, yeah?

1:20:201:20:23

-Lying in bed, making up stories.

-You don't have to do that.

1:20:231:20:26

Come over, he said. "You and me. We're good."

1:20:261:20:28

Whoa. That's not how I said it, darling.

1:20:281:20:30

Alfie's always right. Saint Alfie.

1:20:301:20:32

Why don't you just come in Monday, Kat, and do your job, yeah?

1:20:321:20:35

Yeah? Why don't you do your job? I don't need your charity!

1:20:351:20:39

This is not a charity!

1:20:391:20:41

You come in here, standing in my shoes, stealing my husband?

1:20:411:20:44

-And you look down that at me.

-Is that what you really think?

1:20:441:20:46

-That's enough! That's enough!

-Don't you dare defend her!

1:20:461:20:50

I'm not talking to you! I'm not...I'm talking to you.

1:20:501:20:52

That's enough, all right?

1:20:521:20:54

What you going to do, are you going to throw me out my own pub?!

1:20:561:21:00

No, I'm not going to have you sitting in here talking to Roxy like that.

1:21:001:21:03

You understand me?

1:21:031:21:05

Let's get you home, eh?

1:21:071:21:09

DOORBELL RINGS

1:21:161:21:18

I'll get it.

1:21:181:21:20

Joey, he ain't coming back in here, all right?

1:21:221:21:24

DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN

1:21:241:21:26

Never like this when you lived with me, was it?

1:21:261:21:29

Ava!

1:21:381:21:40

Oh, hello. We were just having a little family dinner.

1:21:401:21:43

I can see.

1:21:431:21:45

-This is my sister.

-Half sister.

-Ava.

-Can I get you a drink?

1:21:451:21:48

I'm not stopping.

1:21:481:21:49

This is my... Oh, this is my... This is Max.

1:21:491:21:52

-He's my husband.

-Soon to be mine again.

1:21:521:21:55

This is Lauren, my oldest. In fact, you've almost met. Sort of.

1:21:551:21:58

Is that what this is all about? Let's play happy families?

1:21:581:22:01

This is Abi. This is my youngest daughter.

1:22:021:22:05

Hello. We've met.

1:22:051:22:07

-You had no right.

-Sorry?

-Why don't I get us all a drink, huh?

1:22:091:22:13

Did you think I wouldn't find out?

1:22:131:22:14

Oh, it was just a spur of the moment thing.

1:22:141:22:17

I didn't even think to invite you.

1:22:171:22:19

-Another time, yeah?

-I said when the time was right.

1:22:191:22:22

You think I'm missing a moment?

1:22:221:22:24

This is all just a game to you, isn't it?

1:22:241:22:25

Why are you always going behind people's backs?

1:22:251:22:27

-That's what it's like round here.

-Lauren, will you shut up!

1:22:271:22:30

Look at you, Tanya! Your husband ain't even your husband.

1:22:301:22:34

So don't come trying to mess up my family as well.

1:22:341:22:37

No, look, I'm not. How have I messed up your family?

1:22:371:22:39

-Leave it, Tanya.

-No. I'm really sorry...

1:22:391:22:41

I am really sorry that I didn't think to invite you....

1:22:411:22:44

Is that what you think this is about?

1:22:441:22:46

You think this is about me wanting an invite

1:22:461:22:48

to your silly little dinner?

1:22:481:22:50

Well, if it's not, then I don't know what this is about.

1:22:501:22:52

-I found this address. On his laptop.

-On who..? Who's he?

1:22:521:22:56

You all right, Mum?

1:22:581:23:00

Ooh!

1:23:311:23:32

Masood!

1:23:431:23:44

Look, I'm really sorry I didn't get a chance to tidy up the spare room.

1:23:511:23:55

I wasn't expecting anyone.

1:23:551:23:57

But when you see someone in that state, you...

1:23:571:24:02

-Cup of tea?

-Thank you.

1:24:021:24:04

Only thing is, Lucy's finished off the milk.

1:24:041:24:08

Like I said, we weren't expecting anyone. I will make sure we get some for tonight.

1:24:081:24:12

Ian, I appreciate this, I really do.

1:24:121:24:16

But I need to get back to the B&B, sort things out once and for all.

1:24:161:24:21

Sounds like a plan.

1:24:211:24:23

But you're always welcome here.

1:24:231:24:25

Whoa!

1:24:331:24:35

Ayesha wrote this?

1:24:351:24:36

Yes!

1:24:361:24:38

And you, what, just... came across it?

1:24:391:24:43

I was tidying up.

1:24:431:24:44

It's to Rashid?

1:24:441:24:46

No, no, no. She just mentions him...there.

1:24:461:24:49

Hmm.

1:24:491:24:51

Oh... Oh-ho-ho!

1:24:511:24:55

It's quite impassioned.

1:24:551:24:57

Masood, it is obscene!

1:24:571:25:00

She should not even know what THAT is.

1:25:001:25:03

HE CHUCKLES

1:25:031:25:05

Yeah.

1:25:051:25:07

Well, look, she's got a crush on someone, so what?

1:25:071:25:09

So what?! I am in charge of that girl, huh?

1:25:091:25:13

What if she goes off with the first man that winks at her?

1:25:131:25:16

And then she ends up defiled. Or pregnant. Or worse still - in love.

1:25:161:25:21

-HE SIGHS

-What are we going to do about it?

1:25:211:25:24

ZAINAB SQUEAKS

1:25:241:25:25

It's Tamwar.

1:25:321:25:33

MASOOD SCOFFS

1:25:341:25:35

Or it's Fattyboy.

1:25:351:25:37

OK, you know what, you go out on your round,

1:25:381:25:41

you take her with you and you see how she reacts with the two of them,

1:25:411:25:45

and see when she acts the most...loose.

1:25:451:25:47

-Why me?

-Because I have a venue to find

1:25:471:25:49

for a wedding reception in February.

1:25:491:25:51

And I've got a guest list to whittle down.

1:25:511:25:53

All right, fine.

1:25:531:25:55

Masood!

1:26:011:26:03

Ayesha!

1:26:031:26:05

-Has anyone seen my hairclip? The one with the flower on it.

-I dunno.

1:26:051:26:08

Well, yes or no? I had it in here yesterday and it's just disappeared.

1:26:081:26:11

-You'll just have to look for it then.

-All right, I only wanted help finding my hairclip.

1:26:111:26:15

Well, you'll excuse us

1:26:151:26:16

if we're not all jumping to help you after yesterday.

1:26:161:26:18

-You're blaming me?

-What were you thinking of, inviting Dexter?

1:26:181:26:22

Well, I didn't know who he was.

1:26:221:26:23

Ava's not going to want to speak to us, and I don't blame her.

1:26:231:26:26

And that is down to you, young lady.

1:26:261:26:28

Well, don't even bother trying to be nice in this family,

1:26:281:26:31

because it doesn't get you anywhere.

1:26:311:26:34

Someone had to say it.

1:26:341:26:36

I told you, I need to make up the shortfall.

1:26:401:26:42

Look, you owe 20 quid by today or your room goes to someone else.

1:26:421:26:45

-But I don't get paid till next week.

-Not my look-out.

1:26:451:26:47

You want to talk about your problems, go call a priest.

1:26:471:26:50

I thought it'd be good if you came on my round with me,

1:26:561:26:59

so that you can get to know the area.

1:26:591:27:01

-OK.

-Yeah? Morning.

-Morning.

1:27:011:27:04

Learn a bit about Walford, and about the Royal Mail.

1:27:041:27:07

The history of the mail is the history of Britain, you know?

1:27:071:27:12

-Morning.

-Is it?

1:27:121:27:14

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

-Hey, Masood, how you doing?

-Good, good, thank you. Yeah.

1:27:141:27:18

We started with Henry VIII, don't you know?

1:27:181:27:21

You know, one of the best things about being a postman is

1:27:211:27:24

-you get to say hello to people.

-Hi.

1:27:241:27:27

Good morning.

1:27:271:27:29

What are you looking at?

1:27:311:27:34

Er, you'll be late.

1:27:341:27:36

So, where do we start?

1:27:401:27:42

Oh, right, well...

1:27:421:27:44

First stop.

1:27:441:27:45

Hey, they're mine!

1:28:011:28:03

Oh...

1:28:051:28:06

Hey.

1:28:101:28:12

What are you doing here?

1:28:121:28:14

I'm having a cup of tea.

1:28:141:28:16

Just wasn't expecting to see you here.

1:28:161:28:19

I said, "I'm coming to the cafe."

1:28:191:28:22

So you did, so you did.

1:28:221:28:23

I've got some letters for the manager.

1:28:231:28:26

-Lucy's not in.

-Yeah, well, I'll just check.

1:28:261:28:28

-I can see she's not in...

-I'll just check. Marie might know.

1:28:281:28:31

How you doing, Marie?

1:28:311:28:33

Having a cup of tea.

1:28:411:28:43

And a bun.

1:28:431:28:44

They do buns here.

1:28:441:28:48

And cake.

1:28:491:28:51

Cakes and buns.

1:28:511:28:53

Sometimes they do cakes at the same time as buns.

1:28:531:28:56

-Wow, what an amazing selection.

-Yeah.

1:28:561:29:00

Cakes, buns...

1:29:001:29:03

Pastry.

1:29:031:29:05

Wow.

1:29:051:29:06

Yep.

1:29:061:29:07

Right, well, off we go, then. Enjoy your tea. What have you got there?

1:29:101:29:16

-A bun.

-A bun? A bun. Thought so. That's lovely. Enjoy that.

1:29:161:29:21

Off we go now, Ayesha.

1:29:211:29:22

He's funny, isn't he, Tam?

1:29:331:29:36

You mean funny in a ha-ha way, right? Not in a weird way.

1:29:361:29:40

Which do you think he is?

1:29:401:29:43

Is he adopted?

1:29:431:29:44

You're quite cheeky, aren't you?

1:29:441:29:48

Pssst!

1:29:481:29:49

SHE MOUTHS

1:29:491:29:50

Go away!

1:29:501:29:51

THEY LAUGH

1:29:541:29:55

Hi.

1:30:081:30:10

Didn't come home last night?

1:30:121:30:13

No, I stayed at Ian's.

1:30:131:30:16

Look, I just want to talk to you.

1:30:181:30:20

-To apologise?

-Not exactly.

1:30:201:30:24

-Well, you know where the door is, then...

-Yes, to apologise.

1:30:241:30:27

And to admit that you were completely wrong?

1:30:291:30:33

Yes.

1:30:331:30:35

-Whenever you're ready.

-I am sorry, Kim.

-And..?

1:30:361:30:41

And I was completely wrong.

1:30:421:30:46

AND you should have stayed away from my man.

1:30:461:30:50

And I should have stayed away from your man.

1:30:501:30:52

So, did Ian make a move then?

1:30:591:31:02

Stop it!

1:31:021:31:04

Did he walk in on you in the shower?

1:31:051:31:07

-"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were there!"

-Hilarious.

1:31:071:31:12

So, what do you reckon - it's too soon for a hug?

1:31:161:31:19

If you must.

1:31:271:31:29

My neck!

1:31:351:31:37

-What do you want?

-Can I come in?

-No.

1:31:401:31:44

OK. I just wanted to apologise for yesterday.

1:31:441:31:47

I should have just told you who I was.

1:31:471:31:49

Everyone's well angry at me for bringing you here, you know?

1:31:491:31:51

I'm not surprised. My mum went mad at me too.

1:31:511:31:54

How did you even know how to find us?

1:31:541:31:56

The address was on the back of a Christmas card your nan gave my mum.

1:31:561:31:59

A family photo in there.

1:31:591:32:02

Whoa, is that it?

1:32:021:32:03

That's it.

1:32:031:32:05

-Come on.

-I can't. The kitchen's closed.

1:32:111:32:14

Just get us a sandwich? I'm starving.

1:32:141:32:16

I wish I could, OK, but it's past three,

1:32:161:32:18

and Ray's a bit of a stickler, you know. It's not me, it's him.

1:32:181:32:21

-Great service, cheers(!) Appreciate your help.

-It's not like that.

1:32:211:32:24

What you after?

1:32:241:32:26

Thought you were a stickler.

1:32:261:32:28

I could rustle something up. Got a pie I could do with a bit of salad.

1:32:281:32:32

Chips and I'm yours.

1:32:341:32:36

Chips then. Ten minutes, yeah?

1:32:361:32:39

Lovely.

1:32:391:32:40

Not so hard, was it? Get us a brandy and cranberry.

1:32:411:32:44

I've just got to pop to the shops.

1:32:441:32:46

In 1840 there was the Penny Black,

1:32:541:32:57

-which was the first stamp anywhere in the world.

-Really?

-Yeah.

1:32:571:33:01

And that's why our stamps don't have the names of the countries on them.

1:33:011:33:05

There was no need because no other countries had them. See?

1:33:051:33:07

Super Masood, my man! How you doing, man? What have you got for us?

1:33:071:33:11

-Uh... Not a great deal.

-Not a great deal?

1:33:111:33:15

-Look at these beauties! What's this, new releases?

-Just last week.

1:33:151:33:20

I love new stamps. Used to collect them as a kid, you know, when they were special.

1:33:201:33:23

Not like now - you win a race and you get a stamp and that.

1:33:231:33:26

When I was kid, you had to be really important to get your head on a stamp.

1:33:261:33:29

-Modern Britain, eh?

-Exactly.

1:33:291:33:31

Did you know that we were the first ones to have stamps ever?

1:33:311:33:34

Well... Look, we'll see you later?

1:33:341:33:37

All right then, brother. Listen, thank you for these, yeah?

1:33:371:33:40

Take it easy. Later on.

1:33:401:33:42

He... He's a nice bloke, isn't he?

1:33:441:33:46

He's an idiot.

1:33:461:33:49

Oh. Right, time for a break?

1:33:491:33:53

-Mm-hmm.

-OK.

1:33:531:33:55

-Slow down!

-I'm here to work.

-Yeah, 'course you are.

1:33:591:34:01

But minimum wage, minimum effort, yeah?

1:34:011:34:05

PHONE RINGS

1:34:051:34:06

All right, mate? What's happening?

1:34:061:34:08

I'm just stuck at work, innit?

1:34:081:34:10

Just training up that new girl.

1:34:101:34:12

No, mate, she is not!

1:34:121:34:15

Tomorrow?

1:34:161:34:18

I'm working. Whereabouts?

1:34:181:34:21

Oh, sounds amazing. Gutted.

1:34:211:34:24

-I'll work.

-Who's going?

-I'll work!

-Hold on. What?

1:34:241:34:27

-I'll do your shift.

-You're new.

-So? Nico's not here anymore.

1:34:271:34:30

You go do your thing, I do your shift and you pay me the money,

1:34:301:34:34

-no-one's going to be any wiser.

-I'm in.

1:34:341:34:37

-But I want it now.

-No way.

-I want it now.

-Hold on.

1:34:371:34:41

Sorted. Text me the details, yeah?

1:34:511:34:53

What are you doing here, Shirl?

1:34:551:34:57

-Earning a living.

-Don't this place give you the creeps?

1:34:571:35:01

Bearing in mind everything that went on?

1:35:011:35:03

-You don't like it, go somewhere else.

-Yes, sir, what can I get you?

1:35:031:35:06

I'll have a chicken in a box, please.

1:35:061:35:09

Dexter.

1:35:181:35:20

Look, I'm sorry, OK?

1:35:251:35:27

I didn't want to make trouble.

1:35:271:35:29

I just wanted to see Abi and apologise.

1:35:291:35:31

Didn't I tell you not to come back?!

1:35:361:35:40

-He's all right.

-You - mind your own business.

1:35:401:35:43

-Look, I had to apologise, Mum.

-It's not up to you what you have to do.

1:35:431:35:47

You don't go behind my back, is that clear? Get on the train.

1:35:471:35:50

He's a good boy, you know?

1:36:011:36:02

Thanks for that.

1:36:021:36:04

In the late 19th century,

1:36:181:36:20

there was up to 12 deliveries a day in London.

1:36:201:36:23

-Are you serious?

-Yeah, serious!

1:36:231:36:25

And then there were letters to The Times complaining...

1:36:251:36:30

Complaining that something that had been posted in the morning

1:36:301:36:35

hadn't been delivered by lunchtime.

1:36:351:36:37

And then...

1:36:371:36:39

I...

1:36:391:36:41

Are you interested in anything I'm saying?

1:36:411:36:45

Yeah.

1:36:451:36:46

-Really? Do you fancy an apple?

-Mm-hmm.

1:36:461:36:51

Apple.

1:36:511:36:53

I don't know why he killed himself, he made his own sandwiches!

1:37:001:37:04

-I love that...

-How long have you known me?

1:37:041:37:08

-Sorry?

-Answer me!

1:37:081:37:09

-I don't know, about five, six years.

-And have I ever lied to you?

1:37:091:37:12

-I don't think so.

-No, exactly.

1:37:121:37:15

Six years and I've never lied to you, not once.

1:37:151:37:17

But you see me with another guy

1:37:171:37:19

and the first thought in your head is that I'm a cheat?!

1:37:191:37:21

-The first thought!

-Calm yourself down.

1:37:211:37:24

No, don't tell me to calm down!

1:37:241:37:26

He's my cousin, you idiot! My cousin.

1:37:261:37:28

For six years, Jay, I've been your friend. Through police, prison...

1:37:281:37:33

And you're so moody, my parents hate you, but...

1:37:331:37:37

But I didn't mind, because I thought you were special.

1:37:371:37:39

I thought you were a good person.

1:37:391:37:42

Stop! Stop smiling!

1:37:441:37:46

-I

-was there for you.

1:37:461:37:48

-All the stuff with Ben,

-I

-was there. And how do you repay me?

1:37:481:37:51

By calling ME a cheat?!

1:37:511:37:54

-All right.

-No, no, it's not all right. I am NOT a cheat!

1:37:541:37:57

I am a good person with a good heart and I love you,

1:37:571:38:00

but if you can't see it then that is your problem

1:38:001:38:03

but you do not take it out on me.

1:38:031:38:04

I am sick of everyone taking everything out on me. I'm sick of it!

1:38:041:38:11

APPLAUSE

1:38:111:38:14

Didn't know she had it in her.

1:38:201:38:22

No!

1:38:221:38:24

MASOOD SIGHS

1:38:241:38:25

Shut the fence gate! You've never heard of Led Zeppelin?

1:38:301:38:33

-No.

-Man, you're so sheltered.

1:38:331:38:35

-Stop it. Stop!

-That's criminal. Stick it in. Listen. Ready?

1:38:351:38:40

-Um...

-Listen.

-AJ!

1:38:401:38:43

She's never heard of Led Zeppelin!

1:38:431:38:48

-It's time for you to go home now, Ayesha.

-What about the rest of the round?

1:38:481:38:51

Oh, don't worry, I'm running late, I'll finish it off.

1:38:511:38:53

-I'll take her back.

-No, no, no, she's my responsibility.

1:38:531:38:57

You go back to the Arches.

1:38:581:39:00

Ayesha, come on.

1:39:001:39:02

AJ!

1:39:031:39:04

It's disgraceful!

1:39:051:39:07

-Ooh, Abi, great. Can you take that out for me please, darling?

-No.

-Eh?

1:39:161:39:19

-I beg your pardon?

-Abs, if your mum asks you to do something, just do it, will you, please.

1:39:191:39:23

-It's all right, Max, I can handle it.

-I said, no.

-Excuse me. Don't talk to her like that.

-Max!

1:39:231:39:27

I ain't going to sit here and let her talk to you like that, am I?

1:39:271:39:30

Oh, so it's OK for you to be horrible to her, but not me?

1:39:301:39:32

-Right. What, you want to get smart with me?

-Give it a rest, please.

1:39:321:39:35

Oh, will you stop it, both of you! You are horrible to her, Dad.

1:39:351:39:38

You have been for years, and what's worse, Mum, you just let him.

1:39:381:39:41

-Excuse me, I don't let anyone do anything.

-He has another wife, Mum,

1:39:411:39:45

and you are fine with it!

1:39:451:39:46

-What's this?

-No, just, Lauren, get out. Don't get involved, please.

1:39:461:39:50

Is she kicking off at you?

1:39:501:39:51

I am trying to make things right!

1:39:511:39:53

I tried to do the right thing with Dexter

1:39:531:39:55

to help someone who needed it.

1:39:551:39:57

All I ever am is nice to people and they treat me like I'm rubbish!

1:39:571:40:00

The only person who ever stuck up for me was Dot

1:40:001:40:03

and she's not around, so I don't know why I even bother.

1:40:031:40:06

-Not Fattyboy?

-She thinks he's an idiot.

1:40:151:40:16

Well, she's not wrong there. So it's Tamwar, then?

1:40:161:40:19

-She thinks he's weird.

-What?!

-Her words.

-So who?

1:40:191:40:23

Urgh!

1:40:231:40:25

Hey!

1:40:251:40:27

-This is not a juice bar.

-Huh?

1:40:311:40:35

We're in the middle of something here.

1:40:351:40:38

All right. Right on.

1:40:381:40:40

There you go. Keep the change, sweetheart, hmm?

1:40:421:40:47

Urgh!

1:40:481:40:49

What?!

1:40:531:40:55

-I think so.

-No...

-I think so. She was laughing, looking at him...

1:40:551:40:59

-Looking at him how?

-Exactly how we don't want a young girl looking at him.

1:40:591:41:03

-The way a young girl looks at a bloke she's got a crush on.

-Oh, that is a disaster.

1:41:031:41:07

-What's she even doing with him?

-They were sharing earphones.

1:41:071:41:09

-Oh! Wait. He gave her one of his earphones?

-Yeah.

1:41:091:41:12

-You don't think that he's got a crush on her?

-What? No!

-Masood!

1:41:121:41:17

No.

1:41:171:41:19

-No, he couldn't.

-He might! We have to put a stop to this.

1:41:191:41:24

-We don't know for sure.

-Then we find out for sure, Masood, OK?

1:41:241:41:27

Because if there's even a whisper of anything inappropriate going on, WE will be disgraced.

1:41:271:41:31

That's the dining room and that's the lounge,

1:41:341:41:37

-so make yourself at home.

-Thanks.

1:41:371:41:39

-Will that keep you quiet?

-Thank you.

1:41:421:41:46

Shirley. You got a minute, please?

1:41:461:41:50

It's about me and Ray...

1:41:501:41:54

I'm not sure if...

1:41:541:41:55

You want to talk about your problems?

1:41:551:41:58

Call a priest.

1:41:581:41:59

Go away!

1:42:101:42:12

Oh, sorry, Oscar. Come in.

1:42:141:42:17

SHE SOBS

1:42:221:42:24

-How many plates do we need?

-Just me, you and Patrick.

1:42:291:42:32

-What about Ray?

-Oh, no, he's working till ten.

1:42:321:42:35

Oh, right. I tell you what, I'll do him some dinner

1:42:351:42:38

and I can just leave it in the oven, yeah?

1:42:381:42:40

-All right, then.

-Yeah?

-Nice one.

1:42:401:42:43

-Kim?

-In here!

1:42:431:42:45

-Thought you were working late.

-I'm on a break.

-Oh, OK.

1:42:461:42:51

-Can I have a quick word?

-Yeah.

1:42:511:42:54

In private.

1:42:541:42:57

OK.

1:42:571:42:58

-I'm ending it.

-What?

1:43:171:43:21

Us.

1:43:211:43:23

What?

1:43:251:43:27

I've been thinking about it and... I just don't think it's working out.

1:43:271:43:32

It's over.

1:43:341:43:35

No, no, it's not.

1:43:371:43:39

It is.

1:43:391:43:43

You can't just end it.

1:43:431:43:45

-You can't just end it without talking about it.

-There's no point.

1:43:451:43:48

Look, this really had nothing to do with Denise.

1:43:481:43:51

All of this is my fault completely.

1:43:511:43:54

What happened should never have happened in the first place. I'm sorry.

1:43:541:43:57

We can work it out. We'll get through it.

1:43:571:43:59

-You are a piece of work, you are!

-Shut up, Denise!

1:43:591:44:02

You would rather cut and run

1:44:021:44:04

-than just admit that you're a liar and you're a cheat.

-Shut up, Denise!

1:44:041:44:07

Ray, look, it's just between us, OK?

1:44:071:44:10

She doesn't have to be here. Just me and you. Please. Don't do this.

1:44:101:44:13

-Please!

-Kim, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, babe.

-Ray, don't...

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All I can tell you is I am sorry. All right, listen to me.

1:44:161:44:19

Look, I know this is not the best way to do it, right, but I don't think it's going to work.

1:44:191:44:22

-It's not going to work out, babe.

-It's going to work out.

-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1:44:221:44:26

-It's going to work out.

-Leave it, Kim.

-It's going to work out, Ray!

1:44:261:44:29

Ray, please... Ray, Ray, please!

1:44:291:44:32

Look, I can change, yeah?

1:44:321:44:35

I can change. I don't have to be like this. Whatever you want, Ray.

1:44:351:44:38

-Please, just tell me.

-Come on, Kim, it's over, all right?

1:44:381:44:42

-It was fun while it lasted, but now it's finished.

-Ray...

1:44:421:44:45

Look, I need you to just be classy and just walk away, all right?

1:44:451:44:49

But, Ray, I love you, Ray. Don't that mean anything? Please.

1:44:491:44:53

I'm sorry, all right?

1:44:531:44:56

Look, it was never going to work, man.

1:44:561:44:58

We're just too different.

1:44:591:45:01

Ray!

1:45:031:45:04

Ray, don't leave me!

1:45:061:45:07

-Get off.

-It's all right, darling.

1:45:071:45:11

Get off!

1:45:111:45:13

-Look, this is for the best, Kim. I promise you.

-For the best?

1:45:131:45:17

-This is all your fault.

-My fault?

1:45:171:45:19

Look, we were OK before you decided to come into our relationship.

1:45:191:45:24

Before you decided to ruin the best relationship I ever had in my life.

1:45:241:45:27

I didn't decide anything!

1:45:271:45:29

Just because you couldn't stand the fact that I was happy.

1:45:291:45:32

You couldn't stand the fact that I fell in love.

1:45:321:45:34

And look at you, huh? Angry, miserable.

1:45:341:45:39

No husband, no children, no nothing.

1:45:391:45:43

I don't want to see you again.

1:45:461:45:47

I want you out of my life and I want you out of my house.

1:45:471:45:52

Kim...

1:45:531:45:55

Kim!

1:45:571:45:59

SHE SOBS

1:46:131:46:15

-You know, I didn't realise the Post Office had so much history.

-Urgh!

1:46:321:46:37

-What?

-You got the riveting Post Office lecture.

1:46:371:46:40

Ayesha, Ayesha, you're here.

1:46:401:46:42

-And it is riveting, actually.

-I found it interesting.

-Thank you.

1:46:421:46:46

OK, Ayesha, it's very, very exciting. Would you like some rice?

1:46:461:46:49

-Here, let me.

-No, it's fine, I can manage. There you go.

1:46:491:46:52

Hey, guess what I found out today.

1:46:531:46:56

There are still people in this country, yeah,

1:46:561:46:59

who haven't heard of Led Zeppelin!

1:46:591:47:01

-Ayesha.

-Eh? Ah? See, this is the problem with sheltered environments.

1:47:011:47:04

Creating young Britons unequipped to deal with the real world.

1:47:041:47:07

I think it's an outrage.

1:47:071:47:09

You know what, nobody cares what you think, yeah?

1:47:091:47:11

Nobody cares about your stupid music groups either.

1:47:111:47:14

-Something troubling you, Basanti?

-Actually, there is something...

1:47:141:47:17

OK, all right, yes, shall we just go through to the kitchen

1:47:171:47:19

and check on the rest of the food, shall we?

1:47:191:47:22

Thank you, everyone.

1:47:231:47:25

-What is the matter with you?

-He's all over her.

1:47:311:47:34

That's why I've separated them, and that's the way they'll stay.

1:47:341:47:37

So for tonight, can you just serve the food, top up the drinks,

1:47:371:47:39

and leave it to me!

1:47:391:47:41

-OK, I'm fine.

-You're not fine, Zainab.

1:47:411:47:44

Just pull your head in and let me handle things, OK?

1:47:441:47:47

Oh, you're very sexy when you're commanding.

1:47:471:47:51

Hmm...

1:47:511:47:52

There we go.

1:47:581:48:00

-That looks good.

-Lovely.

1:48:001:48:01

Hello, darling.

1:48:011:48:03

You all right, Abs?

1:48:031:48:06

Here, come and sit down.

1:48:061:48:08

-What?

-What?

1:48:091:48:12

DOORBELL RINGS

1:48:131:48:14

Do you want to get that?

1:48:141:48:16

No, I'm going to lay the table.

1:48:161:48:17

I'll get it then.

1:48:171:48:20

No, no, I'll go.

1:48:201:48:21

-I'm laying the table.

-She's always getting the door.

-Oh.

1:48:221:48:26

I'm sorry.

1:48:291:48:30

I should have trusted you.

1:48:311:48:33

So...

1:48:361:48:38

I'll see you tomorrow?

1:48:431:48:46

Who was that, Abs?

1:48:571:48:59

-Jay.

-Did he get the hairdryer treatment an' all, did he?

1:48:591:49:03

She frightened the life out of me.

1:49:031:49:05

Come on, darling, come and sit down. Here you are.

1:49:051:49:08

-Abs, I'm going to sort this stuff out with Kirsty.

-Really?

1:49:101:49:13

Yeah. We're a family, aren't we?

1:49:131:49:16

-That looks really nice.

-Thanks.

-All right.

1:49:171:49:21

Let's get stuck in, shall we?

1:49:211:49:23

You did not. You are absolutely lying.

1:49:391:49:41

-Did I never tell you this?

-You never met Chris Martin!

1:49:411:49:44

Do you even know who Chris Martin is?

1:49:441:49:47

-Yes.

-I did.

1:49:471:49:49

When?

1:49:491:49:50

Four or five years ago.

1:49:511:49:53

I was in Oxford on a works thing.

1:49:531:49:56

It was a sunny day and I decided to walk back...

1:49:561:50:00

to the hotel.

1:50:001:50:02

And?

1:50:021:50:03

And I saw this guy changing his tyre, and he was struggling a bit,

1:50:031:50:10

so I decided to give him a hand.

1:50:101:50:13

We got chatting, he said he was in a band. What are they called?

1:50:131:50:17

-Coldplay.

-There you go.

-Unbelievable.

1:50:171:50:19

-Was he a nice bloke?

-Yeah, yeah.

1:50:191:50:22

Really lovely. Really normal.

1:50:221:50:24

His spare was a bit flat, but no-one's perfect.

1:50:241:50:26

You know, I thought he'd have a better car than that... Zainab!

1:50:261:50:31

-Have we got any pudding?

-Yes, of course.

-OK.

-Fine.

1:50:311:50:34

-Is everyone ready?

-Yes, please.

1:50:341:50:37

-OK, I'll bring it in.

-What was it?

1:50:371:50:39

What kind of car was it, you liar?

1:50:441:50:46

Er...

1:50:471:50:48

AJ LAUGHS Dad, what kind of car was it?

1:50:481:50:52

I don't remember.

1:50:521:50:53

Ha-ha!

1:50:531:50:56

Oh...

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