13/11/2011 EastEnders Omnibus


13/11/2011

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I know it was only for one night, but what can I do?

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Christian, I told you, I'll sort it.

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She's still upset about the whole Yusef thing.

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Listen, why don't we meet later? Before I start work?

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Sy, I'll have to try and call you back when I get a break.

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Yeah. OK, bye.

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All right?

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Shouldn't you be getting ready for school?

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Well, yeah. Look, have you seen Roxy?

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Yeah.

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Well, is she all right?

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What do you think, Ben? She's gutted.

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Look, I don't know what to say to her.

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It wasn't your fault.

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-But she trusted us with Amy. We were meant to look after her.

-It was an accident.

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Eventually, she'll see that.

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You can't avoid her for ever. Start by telling her you're sorry.

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Yeah, I bet I'm the last person she wants to see.

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Morning.

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Morning.

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-How did you sleep?

-Better.

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Good. Things'll be different, now.

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No Yusef, no more lies.

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From now on, we do what's best for Yasmin.

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I got a message from Chelsea last night.

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-There's a flat available in her block.

-You don't need to go to Spain.

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We need somewhere to live.

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We need more space. Yasmin needs stability.

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You can have all that in Walford.

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You know, where there's family, a support network...

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And Christian.

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And Yusef.

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It's just, sometimes, I feel like I can't breathe.

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Amira, how can you afford to go to Spain?

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How can I afford to live in London?

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Well, I'll find you a place of your own.

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You won't be here long, I promise. I will sort it out.

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Thank you.

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Get up.

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Yeah, Inkerman Street? I know it.

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Yeah, all right. Well, I'll see you there at one.

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Where's Ben?

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-Wait a minute, Roxy.

-I need to see him.

-Rox.

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-You're coming with me.

-Roxy, no! Get off of him!

-Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!

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You, right? You will explain to Jack that it was your fault. You and Jay.

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-And you need to calm down.

-No, I need my daughter!

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What's Ben got to do?

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-He'll tell Jack what happened and make him listen.

-He already knows.

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It was an accident. Could've happened to anybody.

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Then why won't they let me see my daughter?

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Phil, why don't you give Jimmie a ring?

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He's a brief that works for Ritchie's firm. He might be able to help.

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I'll get you in today. He owes me a favour.

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Shirl, you go, will you? I've been called out.

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Don't just stand there gawping, Ben. Go put the kettle on or something.

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Ben!

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Ben.

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Come here.

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-Ian!

-Yeah, hang on a sec, love.

-No, no, no, I'm sick of this!

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This stupid engagement ring won't stay on my finger.

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-That's cos you're wasting away. You need to eat more, don't you?

-No, I need the receipt.

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-I need to get it adjusted.

-Yeah, I've got to get to the chippy.

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-I'll sort it out for you later.

-Ian, I want it sorted now.

-Later.

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Tyler, you know a bit about jewellery, right?

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Right, how much would you give me for this?

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Why, don't you like it?

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-It's not that. I need to get one that fits.

-I'd give you a tenner for it.

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-Can't say fairer than that.

-What? Ten quid?

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Well, he only paid 20 for it. Fair's fair.

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Ian!

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That girl, she's got a voice like a foghorn.

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-Oh, I don't know, I quite like her.

-Well, you would, wouldn't you?

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Oh, I'm glad they've made up.

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I know they're adorable, but is there that spark, that fire?

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He who plays with fire, gets his fingers burned.

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I wonder you don't wear oven gloves.

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Arthur and Whitney are devoted to each other.

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Hey, Mrs B, I was wondering if I could ask

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-if it would be all right to have the house to myself this afternoon?

-What for?

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Well, I've got Whitney a present.

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You know, for her first day at college.

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-To kind of show I'm on board, you know.

-Oh, how nice.

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I want to spoil her.

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Get some patty and chips in, you know.

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Before she goes off for her induction day.

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You can do better than fish and chips.

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I've got a casserole in the oven. Leave it to me.

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Thank you, Mrs B.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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I haven't heard from you all weekend.

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You shouldn't be here.

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I won't stop, I have a conference this morning.

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I was wondering if you'd have dinner tonight.

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I don't think so.

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I want to make things right.

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With a dinner?

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It's a start.

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I had these delivered to the surgery.

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They're from Amy's nursery group. A thank you.

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I don't feel deserving, but I thought you might...

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Saving Amy doesn't change what you've done.

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I can be a better man, Zainab.

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But I need your help.

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You should go.

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KNOCKING ON DOOR

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Oh, hiya.

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What is it with blondes hassling me today?

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Most people wait to be invited in, by the way.

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I heard about Amy. I can't believe it. Is she OK?

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Yeah. Just a bit unsettled.

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Needs some stability. That's what I'm giving her.

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-Where is she?

-She's asleep.

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Oh, I bought her a little present. It's just a colouring book.

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-Sorry, I'm rubbish at wrapping.

-Thanks.

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Can I have a little peek?

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-She's asleep. Just don't wake her up, yeah?

-Yeah.

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Come on, Sy.

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All right? Just wanted to say thanks.

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-What for?

-Well, I spoke to Roxy before school

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and you were right. I just needed to say sorry.

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I got you something.

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Dirty Dancing Special Edition.

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-The one you told me about.

-Great. I'm sure you'll love it.

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Look, Sy, it's me. I left you a message before.

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I'm free for that chat now.

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So, just give me a call, yeah?

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See you.

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I mean, we didn't really get to watch Stand By Me, did we?

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If you wanted to, we could maybe watch it together?

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You know, or with Roxy. You know, cheer her up.

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-Yeah, all right. Sure.

-Maybe later?

-Maybe later.

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Great.

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-Oh, tell Syed I've found him a flat.

-What flat?

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For Amira. I'll get one of the girls to get rid of the stench of chav

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and then, it's all his.

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PHONE RINGS

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-Is that my phone?

-No, it was mine.

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-How many scoops of this formula?

-Just the one.

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Come on, then. What's the emergen...?

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-Have we been burgled?

-My ring's gone.

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Right, while I'm stood here, the chippy's losing business.

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Oh, well, I was just thinking, you know,

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maybe it's a sign that we shouldn't be engaged.

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You know, fate and all that.

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OK, you look downstairs, I'll go upstairs.

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-Great.

-Just retrace your steps since you last saw it, OK?

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What rooms have you been in?

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Erm, bathroom.

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Bathroom. Which bit?

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Toilet. And you'd better check it properly.

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You know, U bend and everything.

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Ooh! What's the occasion?

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Well, you've got a little production this afternoon.

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We thought you deserved a celebration.

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-It's induction, Mrs B.

-Yeah, a mini-induction. It's only me and my teachers.

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-Oh, I'm ever so pleased for you, Whitney.

-Thank you.

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-Is this your idea, is it?

-Well, I wanted to spoil my lady.

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So, there's no harm in that, is there?

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Right, it's not in there, either.

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Are you sure you checked the toilet properly?

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Yes.

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I don't know where it could be, then. Unless it's at Jack's.

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-Why would it be there?

-Well, I went to see Amy.

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Yeah, we chatted for ages.

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-He's a really good laugh, Jack. Such a good dad.

-I'll be back.

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(20 quid!)

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Bill, there's more boxes inside. Will you go in and fill them up?

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Is Jack in?

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-Do I look like his PA?

-This is all Roxy's stuff.

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I know, isn't it horrible? It looks like Girls Aloud exploded.

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-You can't just kick her out.

-If you want to keep your job, Billy, get upstairs.

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Now.

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-Phil, it's me. Where are you?

-Wasting my time on a no-show.

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Janine is emptying Roxy's flat out and I can't stop her on my own.

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All right, all right, calm down. Stay there and give her a hand.

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-You what?

-Well, you need a job, don't you?

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And I need someone on the inside.

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You took your time.

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Oi, Ian, I'm looking after Amy, all right?

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There's enough commotion without you barging in.

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-Where is it?

-What?

-Mandy's engagement ring.

-Well, how would I know?

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She lost it and she said the last place she had it was here.

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-Yeah, well, I ain't seen it.

-Well, I ain't leaving

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until I find it.

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If it'll get rid of you quicker, go and look for yourself. Go on.

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Thanks.

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-I'm going to check every room.

-Do whatever you have to.

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Hey, just ignore the crazy man. He's funny, ain't he?

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So, I've got you a little something for your first day.

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And for every day after that, as well.

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And to kind of say sorry for our first row.

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Fats, stop worrying about it, it's fine.

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It's a necklace.

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Not just any necklace.

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Fitney!

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Thank you. So, you didn't find it, then?

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No, I found it. It was in the bedroom.

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What is it with you Brannings?

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-Do you find it genetically impossible to keep it in your trousers?

-Ian.

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-She's playing you, you plonker.

-What?

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I just got my daughter back from the hospital after she nearly died.

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I'm trying to keep her safe.

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Make sure she's all right,

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I'm trying to stop myself from feeling guilty.

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-Do you really think I'm in the mood to be messing around with Mandy?

-Probably not.

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She's done it deliberately. She's trying to wind you up.

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Why would she do that?

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Oh, she knows.

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I told her this ring cost thousands.

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Got it for 20 quid down the Emporium.

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Ian, you're a legend. You really are.

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I needed a laugh.

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Hey? Come on, then.

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-Hey.

-Are you avoiding me?

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-No.

-Sy, I've been calling you.

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Well, I haven't had any missed calls.

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-Must be something up with my phone.

-We need to talk about Amira.

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I know. Just give me a bit more time.

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I ran into Janine.

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Right. Yeah, well, I'm trying to find Amira a flat.

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-It's not just for her, it's for us, as well.

-And who's paying for this flat, huh?

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-She's got no money, her dad's disowned her.

-We'll figure something out.

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-So, you mean we're paying for it?

-No. Look, Yusef's the problem here, not Amira.

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She just needs some support.

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Help with Yasmin.

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-She is the mother of my child.

-Who you treat like a princess that can't get off her backside.

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-She's upset. She's had a hard time.

-We've all had a hard time, Sy.

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Seems to me you've forgotten the real reason you contacted her.

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-I'll talk to her about the divorce when the time is right.

-And when is that?

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I don't know!

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Look, it's pretty quiet here.

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-Why don't we go grab a coffee?

-I've got a client.

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OK.

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Well, I might be home a little late.

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Yasmin and Kamil have got a cartoon date.

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Fine. I'll see you when I see you, then.

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Christian.

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-Do you want a photo?

-I've got one on my bedroom wall.

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-You ain't funny, mate.

-No, but that necklace is.

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His idea, was it?

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-It's really nice.

-You sure you want to be wearing it in public?

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I don't care what you think, anyway. I love it.

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If you say so.

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But I reckon the half-moon's more you.

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Oi!

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Oh, here he is. The Incredible Sulk.

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-I suppose this was your doing?

-No, as it goes.

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I saw Roxy's stuff in the street,

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put two and two together and come up with Janine.

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Look, it's all very admirable, this whole family unity thing, you know.

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I mean, do you really think you should be defending a woman

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who left her kid to drown in a bath?

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Put it down.

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This is my flat, Philip, and you're trespassing.

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-I've asked you nicely, didn't I?

-So, what are you going to do, now?

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Beat me up? Another fine Mitchell tradition.

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-Roxy needs this place, all right? Amy's got to have a stable home.

-Amy's got one. With Jack.

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Now, I don't care about your family dramas, all right?

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I just want my flat back.

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Out!

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-Out!

-No.

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-What's all this?

-These thugs were just leaving.

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You think this piece of streaky bacon

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-will make any difference?

-Said the man with the dodgy ticker.

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You heard what he said. Jack's got a solid case.

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Yeah, but he hasn't got all the Mitchells behind him.

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Come on, Rox, we're not giving up yet.

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We need to take a little bit more time.

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Oi! Hold on, that's all my stuff. Get off my stuff!

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-You've got five seconds to get out, before I get angry.

-You don't want to do that.

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-That ticker could pack up any moment.

-Can you please get your psycho cousin out of here?

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Why's all her stuff in the Square?

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-Because she doesn't live here.

-Sort him out, Phil. I'll take her on.

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I'm sure Social Services'd love to hear about Roxy's violent family.

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-Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.

-Phil, don't. Stop it!

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He is right. Please, don't. It'll make things worse.

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We need to think about Amy. She's all that matters here. Come on.

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You're lucky she's soft.

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Come and live with us.

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-How touching.

-You don't know what it's like to have a family, do you?

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You've got two minutes.

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No.

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No. All right.

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Hey, there's my two girls.

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-What've you been up to?

-I took her to feed the ducks and then we got chased by swans.

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-What?

-I had to run in these heels.

-Wish I'd seen that.

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How about you?

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I've been finding you a flat.

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I've drawn up a shortlist and Janine's on the lookout, as well,

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-so, we should find you somewhere perfect.

-Syed, this is great.

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I told you I'd make things right.

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We could be a proper family. You and me.

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It'll be different this time. We'll be stronger, now we've got Yasmin.

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Could be a whole new start for us.

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I didn't mean like that.

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No, of course you didn't.

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Because you know how serious I am about Christian.

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Being Yasmin's father doesn't change any of that. I'm still a gay man

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and I still love Christian.

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-You do understand that, don't you?

-I'm not an idiot.

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No. Sorry, I...

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Look, why don't you take her back to your Mum's and I'll go and get her formula?

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-I'll come with you.

-No, stay with her for a bit.

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BUZZER

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I don't know, missing coffee, forgetting your keys.

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-She's really messing with you now, isn't she?

-It's me.

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All right?

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Dirty Dancing.

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-You said we'd watch it together.

-Did I?

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Look, Ben, sorry.

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It's just been one of them days.

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It don't matter. If you ain't got any plans, we can watch it now.

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I don't know.

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It's just, Roxy won't be coming over.

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She's still pretty angry with me.

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I thought you sorted it.

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Yeah, well, she just keeps screaming at me.

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Come on, then. Give it here.

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Half hour of Patrick Swayze,

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that'll sort you out.

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Syed's finding me a flat, somewhere local.

0:23:150:23:18

So, you and I are going to be seeing a lot more of each other.

0:23:180:23:21

So, maybe it's time to put what happened behind us

0:23:230:23:25

and start working together.

0:23:250:23:27

Why would I want to do that?

0:23:270:23:29

You need me onside. In Zainab's ear singing your praises, forgiving you.

0:23:290:23:35

Pretending you're a good man.

0:23:350:23:38

I don't need help from the likes of you.

0:23:380:23:40

Or maybe I should show her this.

0:23:430:23:45

The plane ticket, booked and paid for in your name.

0:23:450:23:51

Proof of what you did. What you're capable of.

0:23:510:23:55

What are you asking in return?

0:23:570:23:59

I want my husband back. And you're going to help me.

0:24:000:24:04

Spare room's all set up.

0:24:060:24:09

Stay as long as you like, Roxy.

0:24:120:24:14

Mind you, sharing a bathroom with three blokes again

0:24:140:24:17

-might be a shock to your system.

-It'll be nice to have some company.

0:24:170:24:21

You should have let me kick them out. No-one, not Jack, Janine,

0:24:210:24:24

-nobody, treats a Mitchell like that.

-I'm choosing my battles.

0:24:240:24:28

There's only one fight I need to win.

0:24:280:24:29

Good. That's the attitude.

0:24:290:24:33

No way is Jack Branning getting my kid.

0:24:350:24:38

Did Syed tell you he was finding me a flat?

0:24:450:24:48

Yes.

0:24:480:24:49

Maybe now we'll be able to get settled.

0:24:490:24:52

Put everything behind us.

0:24:520:24:54

Amira, I'm sorry for what Yusef put you through.

0:24:550:24:59

It's truly unforgivable.

0:24:590:25:01

He was desperate. I can relate to that.

0:25:030:25:06

-You can?

-People do crazy things when they think they're going to lose someone they love.

0:25:060:25:11

I suppose.

0:25:140:25:15

I know I was angry.

0:25:180:25:20

I still am.

0:25:200:25:22

But I can't judge him for caring about you.

0:25:220:25:25

Everything all right?

0:25:410:25:42

Everything's perfect.

0:25:460:25:49

MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

0:25:570:26:00

MUSIC: "She's Like The Wind" by Patrick Swayze

0:26:110:26:15

-Oi! I saw that.

-It's all sugar, anyway.

0:26:150:26:19

Yeah, well, there's clubs in London filled with this stuff.

0:26:190:26:24

But you've got all that to look forward to.

0:26:240:26:26

-I'm not really into clubs.

-Ah, but you will be.

0:26:280:26:31

For about ten years, anyway, then you'll get sick of it

0:26:310:26:34

-and want to settle down with someone special.

-Yeah.

0:26:340:26:37

Just make sure when you do, it's someone that ain't complicated.

0:26:370:26:41

Save yourself a lot of hassle in the long run.

0:26:410:26:44

What, someone without a kid?

0:26:440:26:45

Someone without a kid, a wife, 20-odd years of conditioning.

0:26:450:26:50

See, it's all right for you and me, Ben.

0:26:510:26:54

We get to make our own decisions.

0:26:540:26:56

It's not like that for Sy.

0:26:570:27:00

He's got all these expectations on him.

0:27:000:27:03

You know, people wanting him to play the family man again.

0:27:030:27:07

They're just kidding themselves, ain't they?

0:27:070:27:09

Yeah, well, we don't get to choose our sexuality, do we?

0:27:090:27:12

But living openly, honestly,

0:27:140:27:16

that's a hell of a choice.

0:27:160:27:19

Well, maybe you need someone uncomplicated.

0:27:200:27:24

You know what, Ben? Maybe I do.

0:27:240:27:27

What do you think you're doing?

0:27:350:27:37

Thank you.

0:27:470:27:48

Thank Amira. If she can consider forgiving you,

0:27:510:27:54

then the least I can do is hear you out.

0:27:540:27:56

Well, I'll have to find a way to show her my appreciation.

0:27:560:28:00

Leave me alone!

0:28:060:28:08

Ben?

0:28:080:28:10

That Mitchell boy.

0:28:100:28:13

Ben, wait!

0:28:130:28:15

Fresh air. Makes a change from the smell of stale booze.

0:28:300:28:35

Sorry?

0:28:350:28:36

Our front room, it smells like the Vic thanks to your binge last night.

0:28:360:28:39

I wouldn't mind if it was just me, but it can't be good for Yasmin.

0:28:390:28:42

Passive drinking? Are you joking, Sy? Doesn't even exist.

0:28:420:28:46

Anyway, I am allowed to have a blowout every now and again.

0:28:460:28:49

My boyfriend's wife is sleeping in the spare room.

0:28:490:28:51

-It's only till she finds somewhere else.

-Oh, I know.

0:28:510:28:54

-Do you fancy doing lunch later?

-I can't. I promised Amira I'd meet her.

0:28:560:29:00

-You could join us.

-Nah, that's all right. I'll see what Roxy's doing.

0:29:000:29:04

See you later.

0:29:040:29:05

Yeah, see ya.

0:29:050:29:08

PHONE RINGS

0:29:110:29:14

Hello? Amira. Give me ten.

0:29:140:29:19

There's someone I need to see first.

0:29:190:29:21

You can tidy upstairs if you want when you've finished down here. I've got three pairs of knickers

0:29:260:29:30

-gone missing in my bedroom!

-I want to make sure everything's OK for the social worker, that's all.

0:29:300:29:35

It's you she'll be judging, not the house.

0:29:350:29:38

I'm not taking any chances, am I?

0:29:380:29:40

That is disgusting.

0:29:400:29:42

Yeah, I know - pineapple on pizza? Makes ME feel sick.

0:29:420:29:44

Jack needs reminding Amy's a Mitchell, not a Branning.

0:29:440:29:48

Yeah, well, I'm not going to rock the boat, am I? I'm just glad to be seeing Amy.

0:29:480:29:52

It's good to see her with her spirits back.

0:29:520:29:56

What we talked about last night, have you got it sorted?

0:29:560:29:59

-Top of my to-do list.

-Good.

0:29:590:30:02

Cos it's about time people round here remembered who they're dealing with.

0:30:020:30:06

Um... R&R for starters,

0:30:070:30:10

then I went to some mad little club in Bethnal Green,

0:30:100:30:13

had a pink ceiling, that's all I can really remember.

0:30:130:30:17

Don't know bout this one, think it says Tribe, is that?

0:30:190:30:22

Sounds like you a good night?

0:30:230:30:25

Yeah, it was good. I mean, what I can remember,

0:30:250:30:27

which probably means it was really good.

0:30:270:30:30

Yeah. I got some numbers off a few random blokes.

0:30:350:30:40

-Are you trying to make me jealous?

-Well, then, I'd have to care about what you think, Ian.

0:30:400:30:44

Oh, and I already know what you think cos you made that clear

0:30:440:30:47

when you gave me a fake engagement ring.

0:30:470:30:49

Ring 'em.

0:30:520:30:53

Ring 'em and see.

0:30:530:30:55

I'm not ringing anyone. Mandy, I trust you. I love you.

0:30:570:31:02

-Prove it. Prove you care.

-You know how much I care about you!

0:31:030:31:07

Not enough to buy me nice things!

0:31:070:31:10

-Hi.

-What do you want?

0:31:100:31:13

Just a quick word.

0:31:130:31:15

-Yeah, well, it's not a good time.

-You were upset yesterday.

0:31:150:31:18

-No, I weren't.

-You were.

0:31:210:31:23

Ben, you can trust me.

0:31:230:31:25

-Something happened with Christian yesterday, didn't it?

-What's he said?

-Nothing.

0:31:270:31:31

But I've been a doctor long enough to know when someone's hiding something.

0:31:310:31:36

Sometimes it's good to talk to someone.

0:31:360:31:38

Yeah, well, there's nothing to talk about.

0:31:380:31:41

Ben, it's all right. you can tell me.

0:31:410:31:43

Was Christian inappropriate with you?

0:31:430:31:45

No! Nothing happened! You've got it wrong, all right. Just leave me alone.

0:31:450:31:52

Mo, this turkey.

0:31:520:31:54

What do you reckon on that?

0:31:540:31:57

African Allure. Exotic, ain't it?

0:31:570:31:58

I don't like it. Mo, I'm worried about this turkey.

0:31:580:32:01

It's giving off ever so much fat.

0:32:010:32:03

I wish you'd stop moaning and just cook it.

0:32:030:32:07

You had a face on you last night and all. Maybe you need some new medication.

0:32:070:32:11

How many more times?

0:32:130:32:16

Just because I am bipolar does not mean to say

0:32:160:32:18

I don't have down days like everyone else around here.

0:32:180:32:21

I had my menus planned for the whole week then you come along

0:32:210:32:24

with the biggest turkey in the world and somehow talk me

0:32:240:32:27

into serving it as pub grub, which meant that

0:32:270:32:29

-I had to get up at half five this morning to start it off!

-Good girl.

0:32:290:32:33

It's enormous. It's not like any turkey I've ever seen before.

0:32:330:32:37

Big birds bring in big prices.

0:32:370:32:40

Remember, tell the punters if they like it I can supply for Christmas.

0:32:400:32:44

And for gawd's sake, paint a smile on your face!

0:32:440:32:46

Own it.

0:32:490:32:51

Own it.

0:32:510:32:53

Going to own it.

0:32:540:32:56

Own it.

0:32:570:33:00

Definitely going to own it.

0:33:000:33:01

Own it.

0:33:030:33:05

One big game of Monopoly to you, ain't it?

0:33:050:33:08

Well, makes a change from Snakes and Ladders.

0:33:080:33:10

When you get the full set, do you get a statue erected?

0:33:100:33:13

I was thinking more a water feature that illuminates up at night.

0:33:130:33:16

You'll be able to see it from your new flat.

0:33:160:33:18

It's mine, then? Thought you'd promised it to Syed's "missus".

0:33:180:33:22

Listen, I've already turfed out one single mother, why would I want

0:33:220:33:26

another one when I can have a suave and sophisticated man about town?

0:33:260:33:30

Although, I will be re-decorating which is, of course, going to affect the price.

0:33:300:33:35

Well, if your decorative taste is as bad as your cooking

0:33:350:33:38

I'll be wanting a big reduction.

0:33:380:33:41

Morning, Philip!

0:33:410:33:43

-How's Roxy? No hard feelings, yeah.

-Shut yer face.

0:33:430:33:46

Hey, maybe I should buy the Arches.

0:33:470:33:50

Very cosy.

0:33:520:33:54

You think?

0:33:540:33:56

I was living in a luxury penthouse. I had everything I ever wanted.

0:33:560:34:01

I didn't give it all up to spend the night looking at this!

0:34:010:34:04

-I know what it's like having to watch someone you love be with someone else.

-Then, help me.

0:34:040:34:09

I want my husband back.

0:34:090:34:10

I want my daughter to have both her parents.

0:34:100:34:13

-I saw Ben Mitchell last night. He looked rather upset.

-Really?

0:34:140:34:19

He was running away from Christian looking very distressed.

0:34:190:34:22

-I tried to speak to him about it just now, but he completely shut down.

-Christian?

-Yes.

0:34:220:34:28

I understand Ben recently told his family that he was gay.

0:34:280:34:32

Never an easy thing to go through, especially when you're underage.

0:34:320:34:36

You going to tell me what's buggin' you, then?

0:34:420:34:44

-I'm fine.

-It's teachers' training day and you're sat around here moping.

0:34:440:34:48

Pass that spanner please.

0:34:480:34:51

Soon as I'm 17, I'm going to get a motor.

0:34:520:34:56

Get out of this place anytime I like.

0:34:560:34:58

Bike'll probably be cheaper.

0:34:590:35:02

I'm going down the gym later, if you fancy it.

0:35:020:35:05

How long do you reckon it'd take me to, you know, build up?

0:35:050:35:08

I wouldn't know, mate. I only do boxing training. You'd probably need to do more weights and cardio.

0:35:080:35:13

Ah, well, here's your man. Christian, Ben said he wants to bulk up a bit.

0:35:130:35:17

You'll give him a few tips, won't you?

0:35:170:35:19

Actually, Ben, can I have a word?

0:35:190:35:21

Straight to bed if you're ill.

0:35:280:35:31

I'm not THAT ill.

0:35:310:35:32

Ill enough to have the school call me to come and pick you up!

0:35:330:35:38

What's the deal? You being bullied?

0:35:390:35:41

No.

0:35:410:35:43

Course you are, everyone gets bullied.

0:35:430:35:45

I felt sick.

0:35:460:35:48

Look. Bobby, you don't have to lie to me, you know.

0:35:490:35:52

I'm not bothered whether you're at school or not.

0:35:520:35:55

Come on, let's go and put the telly on.

0:35:560:35:58

But you might want to jump in your bed when your dad comes home for his lunch.

0:35:580:36:02

Can't I just play with the ball out here?

0:36:020:36:06

Yeah. Course you can.

0:36:060:36:09

Come on, sit down.

0:36:110:36:12

-You been jogging?

-Yeah.

0:36:160:36:18

Look, Ben, I thought we should clear the air...after yesterday.

0:36:190:36:23

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

0:36:250:36:27

-I know I made an idiot out of myself.

-No, you didn't.

0:36:270:36:30

I didn't?

0:36:310:36:32

Good. All right, then.

0:36:360:36:38

Ben. I'm your mate, all right?

0:36:380:36:43

But that's all I am.

0:36:430:36:46

You understand, don't you?

0:36:460:36:47

-But...

-You shouldn't have tried to kiss me.

0:36:490:36:51

-Why? Cos you have a boyfriend?

-No, Ben, because you're 15.

0:36:540:36:57

Yeah. And?

0:36:590:37:01

I do remember what it was like being 15, you know.

0:37:010:37:04

I had this games teacher, Mr Huxley.

0:37:070:37:12

I had a massive crush on him.

0:37:120:37:14

But then a couple of weeks later, this new lad starts school.

0:37:140:37:20

I thought I'd die every time he looked in my direction, so...

0:37:200:37:23

I haven't got a crush on you.

0:37:230:37:25

I just really, really like you.

0:37:260:37:29

-Ben, I'm more than twice your age.

-Yeah, but that don't matter.

-Look, it does, all right?

0:37:290:37:35

There are laws about this sort of thing.

0:37:350:37:38

I know you're going through a really confusing time.

0:37:390:37:42

Don't... Don't talk to me like I'm a kid, all right.

0:37:430:37:46

Is that the way you see me? Just a big kid with a pathetic little crush?

0:37:460:37:49

No. I don't think you're a kid.

0:37:490:37:53

I think you're a really special lad

0:37:530:37:56

who's just discovering who and what he is.

0:37:560:37:58

Look, your emotions, your hormones, they're all over the place, mate.

0:37:580:38:01

But you've not got to worry about this,

0:38:030:38:05

I'm not going to mention it to anyone, OK?

0:38:050:38:07

It's not always going to be like this, you know.

0:38:100:38:13

It does get easier.

0:38:140:38:17

So, you and me, we're cool?

0:38:170:38:21

Yeah.

0:38:210:38:23

All right. Listen, see you around, yeah.

0:38:230:38:28

You all right?

0:38:370:38:39

What's it to you?

0:38:390:38:40

It's just that I'm no fan of Christian's and I know what it's like to be humiliated by him.

0:38:420:38:47

He thinks he's everything.

0:38:470:38:49

He hurts people and there's never any consequences.

0:38:490:38:52

Shirl, what you got cake-wise apart from that?

0:38:560:39:00

This flamin' thing!

0:39:000:39:01

-Everything I cook on it's burnt on the outside and raw in the middle.

-You sure it's the cooker?

0:39:010:39:06

What you dressed up for?

0:39:060:39:07

Got a date with Amy. Don't you lot listen to anything I say? I need some cakes to treat her.

0:39:070:39:11

What you dressing up for? It won't sway the social worker. Just be yourself.

0:39:110:39:15

Oh, come on. I was myself and Jack managed to take her off me, didn't he?

0:39:150:39:19

Ahhhh!

0:39:190:39:20

It's all right, put it under water, quick, quick!

0:39:200:39:23

-Hang on, did some weird thing happen in the night where you become me and I become you?

-It's not a big deal.

0:39:260:39:31

You cheat on Poppy after only one day?

0:39:310:39:33

You? Mr "I have to wait until I feel a connection"?

0:39:330:39:37

Mate, respect.

0:39:370:39:40

-We're not high fiving.

-Oh, we are.

0:39:400:39:42

You dog!

0:39:430:39:45

-I didn't cheat on her. I just kissed her.

-True.

0:39:450:39:50

-So when you doing the rest?

-I'm not!

0:39:500:39:53

Course you are. Tell you what, I'll get Poppy out of the way for you and you can make your move on Jodie.

0:39:530:39:57

-She's obviously up for it.

-Do you think I should?

0:39:570:40:00

Why are you even asking?

0:40:000:40:03

She is a good kisser.

0:40:030:40:05

Know what's great about this?

0:40:060:40:08

-What?

-It's her best mate. There's no way she's going to tell her.

0:40:090:40:13

I always say, if you're going to be biting two cherries at the same time

0:40:130:40:17

make sure they're from the same stalk.

0:40:170:40:19

When have you ever said that?

0:40:190:40:21

-I always say it.

-You've never said that.

0:40:210:40:23

Ian's right - I'm not cut out to run this place.

0:40:230:40:27

Why did Phil think I could?

0:40:270:40:29

Here, Shirl, what would you say to having roast turkey and all the trimmings as the special of the day?

0:40:290:40:35

Turkey? We've only just had bonfire night, it's weeks till Christmas.

0:40:350:40:39

-Everybody loves it when Christmas comes early!

-No. I'm not cooking no turkey.

0:40:390:40:43

You don't have to. I gave Jean the biggest turkey in the world last night.

0:40:430:40:46

She's already cooked it. And there's more than enough for the pub.

0:40:460:40:50

you can have the rest at a very reasonable price.

0:40:500:40:53

Heads up.

0:41:020:41:03

-You want me to have a kick about with you?

-I'm all right.

0:41:050:41:09

Suit yourself.

0:41:090:41:11

Can I have some sweets?

0:41:110:41:12

No, you're ill, remember.

0:41:120:41:15

Just amuse yourself for a bit, yeah.

0:41:150:41:18

-It's empty. I seen them both go.

-Both of 'em?

0:41:270:41:29

-Yeah. Her and that Michael.

-Right, come on, then.

0:41:290:41:32

Once upon a time there was a beautiful lady called Mummy and she smelt. The end.

0:42:060:42:11

This just feels well wrong - her sitting over there judging me.

0:42:140:42:17

Just ignore her, OK? This is your time together.

0:42:170:42:19

Anyone can see you're the best mum in the world.

0:42:190:42:22

I've missed you so much, come here.

0:42:220:42:24

Oh, I've missed you.

0:42:260:42:28

Hey.

0:42:280:42:31

I'm all right, I'm all right. I'm fine.

0:42:310:42:35

Mummy is fine, isn't she, huh?

0:42:350:42:37

Here y'are look, what's that? Shall we show Uncle Christian?

0:42:390:42:43

Show Uncle Christian.

0:42:430:42:44

You take things for granted, don't you?

0:42:460:42:49

She'll be back with you in no time, OK?

0:42:490:42:52

-Kids should be with their mums.

-Yeah. And their dads.

0:42:540:42:58

Look, don't hate me

0:42:580:43:01

but don't you think you're getting a little bit harsh on Amira.

0:43:010:43:04

Do you really think she's here to cause trouble?

0:43:040:43:08

-Probably not.

-Good. Because listen, if you see her as competition, you're going to lose Syed.

0:43:080:43:13

Don't ever underestimate the love a parent has for their kid.

0:43:130:43:16

He said I was like a deer, which is so sweet.

0:43:180:43:22

Yeah, that's really sweet.

0:43:220:43:24

I said he was like a dog, cos he is, isn't he?

0:43:240:43:27

Y'know, one of those big puppy dogs with big puppy eyes and big puppy paws.

0:43:270:43:32

Oh, Jode, you did me a such favour setting me up with him.

0:43:320:43:35

Cos you know, a dog's not for Christmas, is it? It's for life.

0:43:350:43:39

And that's how I feel about Ant.

0:43:390:43:41

-Can I have her for a couple of hours this evening?

-Course you can.

0:43:450:43:49

I mean, at mine with Christian.

0:43:490:43:51

I know what you meant.

0:43:510:43:53

-Syed, I want you to promise me something.

-What?

0:43:540:43:58

When Yasmin gets older and she starts asking questions, please don't blame me.

0:43:580:44:02

-Blame you?

-She needs to know the truth. We were happy but Christian lured you away.

0:44:020:44:06

-Amira, he didn't lure me.

-He did. I know you fell in love with him,

0:44:060:44:10

-but he wanted you and he made sure he got you.

-Christian is not a villain.

0:44:100:44:13

Try telling Ben Mitchell that.

0:44:150:44:17

-What does that mean?

-It's just I saw Ben and Christian in the gardens talking

0:44:170:44:20

and when Christian left, Ben looked really upset. It probably wasn't important.

0:44:200:44:25

You need to get over this, Amira. Seriously.

0:44:250:44:27

Christian and I are together.

0:44:270:44:29

I'm not going to tell Yasmin any lies. I loved two people.

0:44:310:44:35

That's the truth. There's no heroes, no villains.

0:44:360:44:40

You have got to be kidding me.

0:44:590:45:01

You were right, OK.

0:45:030:45:05

It IS a real wedding, you ARE a real fiancee.

0:45:050:45:08

And...?

0:45:080:45:09

And I shouldn't have bought that cheap ring. It was me.

0:45:090:45:14

I was just being tight.

0:45:140:45:16

So, I've got you this to make up for it, OK?

0:45:160:45:19

Oh. Oh, it's gorgeous!

0:45:350:45:39

Oh, it's lovely.

0:45:390:45:42

I know it's bad luck for the groom to see the dress

0:45:420:45:45

before the wedding and all that, but it's never helped me out

0:45:450:45:48

in the past so I don't really care.

0:45:480:45:50

I just wanted to get you that.

0:45:500:45:53

I didn't put any thought into getting you that ring.

0:45:530:45:56

-I just wanted to make a gesture, show you how much I care about you.

-Oh, Ian.

0:45:560:46:01

-And there's more.

-Bridesmaids dresses?

0:46:010:46:04

No. This.

0:46:040:46:07

-That better be real?

-Oh, yeah, it's real, very real. And it's very, very expensive.

0:46:080:46:13

-Give it to me.

-No, Mandy, you need to understand first, OK,

0:46:150:46:18

when I say expensive, I mean very, very, very expensive.

0:46:180:46:21

The kind of expensive you don't put by the sink when you're doing the washing up kind of expensive.

0:46:210:46:26

Ian. I don't do washing up.

0:46:260:46:30

Ohh!

0:46:300:46:31

-There's your harem.

-Shut up, will ya?

0:46:350:46:37

-All right, girls.

-Look, Jode, it's Ant.

0:46:370:46:41

What are you sat here for? Waiting to be picked up?

0:46:410:46:43

No, thanks. I'm taken.

0:46:430:46:45

How about you Jodie? You taken?

0:46:450:46:48

-No, she's not taken, are you, Jode?

-No.

0:46:480:46:51

I can't believe that. What, no special bloke in your life?

0:46:510:46:54

Not even a mystery man?

0:46:540:46:55

-It's your round.

-All right, all right, no need for violence.

-Ant. come and sit here.

0:46:570:47:01

Well, this is nice. Isn't this nice, Jode?

0:47:090:47:12

Yeah. Nice. Yeah.

0:47:120:47:14

You know she likes looking after her granddaughter.

0:47:160:47:19

-I just don't like imposing.

-Yeah, right.

0:47:190:47:22

What?

0:47:250:47:26

-You're not supposed to be here!

-Why are Amira's bags packed?

0:47:280:47:32

-Christian, we've been through this.

-I know. I just thought...

0:47:320:47:36

All right, you might as well see now you're here.

0:47:360:47:39

Been down the Emporium, y'know, got a few bits.

0:47:510:47:56

Mattress is new.

0:47:560:47:58

I just thought if you're staying here, well,

0:47:580:48:01

-you can't be living out of bags.

-You did all this for me?

0:48:010:48:04

And Amira.

0:48:040:48:05

I'm sorry.

0:48:070:48:08

I've been behaving like a kid and I'm sorry.

0:48:100:48:13

It's all been about me,

0:48:160:48:18

my insecurities.

0:48:180:48:20

You've got nothing to feel insecure about.

0:48:200:48:22

You say that, but Amira gave you the one thing I never could.

0:48:220:48:25

But I'm beginning to realise that that's not such a bad thing.

0:48:260:48:30

Yasmin's beautiful.

0:48:300:48:33

You have a beautiful daughter.

0:48:330:48:34

I just hope that...I can be a part of her life.

0:48:370:48:42

A big part of her life.

0:48:420:48:44

That is if it's OK with you.

0:48:480:48:50

Of course.

0:48:520:48:54

I'm sorry...

0:48:560:48:57

..for everything.

0:49:000:49:02

Right, well,

0:49:040:49:06

you guys best get off and enjoy your lunch.

0:49:060:49:09

-I can finish up here.

-You should come with us.

0:49:090:49:12

Come on!

0:49:130:49:15

It's small minded and it's petty! It's pathetic, Phil!

0:49:170:49:21

-You just assume it's down to me, don't ya?

-Of course it's down to you.

0:49:210:49:24

It's got your grubby little fingerprints all over it.

0:49:240:49:27

I tell you what, I stick my hands up. I did it cos you annoyed me - that was Roxy's flat.

0:49:270:49:32

I bought that flat fair and square, all right.

0:49:320:49:34

I get to decide who lives there. Me, not you, not Roxy. Me.

0:49:340:49:38

Which means you've got some other mug lined up to pay twice as much as what Roxy was paying.

0:49:380:49:42

Not any old mug, this mug. I'm moving in.

0:49:420:49:44

-That's right. Evict a single mother so you can move your ponce in.

-Michael is not a ponce!

0:49:440:49:49

-Yeah, whatever you say, Janine.

-That's good actually, Phil, very droll. Leave him, Janine.

0:49:490:49:54

-That's right. Listen to your ponce.

-Do you know what? This isn't even about Michael or Roxy, is it?

0:49:540:49:59

This is about you hitting out at me over the R&R.

0:49:590:50:01

If you don't want me as a business partner, I will buy you out.

0:50:010:50:05

-Yeah? Well, I ain't selling.

-Well, neither am I! So we're stuck with each other.

0:50:050:50:10

And I'm not going anywhere. You're not the only one with a little bit of power around here these days.

0:50:100:50:15

And you don't want me as an enemy, you really don't.

0:50:150:50:19

I don't know about you, but I'm starving.

0:50:250:50:27

-Any idea how much I love you?

-Yes.

0:50:310:50:34

-It was wrong and it cannot happen again.

-Yeah, but suppose it's you I'm meant to be with and not Poppy?

0:50:430:50:48

-Well, it can't be, cos you're with Poppy.

-But I'm only just with Poppy.

0:50:480:50:52

-That makes no difference. Do you know what she's doing right now? She's calculating.

-What?

0:50:520:50:56

She's added up the letters in both your names and she's phoned up

0:50:560:51:00

some psychic who'll work out how many years you'll be married and how many kids you'll have.

0:51:000:51:05

-What? Who said anything about marriage?

-I'm such a bad friend. I hate myself.

0:51:050:51:09

-I'm a terrible person.

-No, you're not.

-I am.

0:51:090:51:12

It's no good. I'm going to have to do something.

0:51:140:51:17

-Like what?

-Like...

0:51:170:51:19

get away from here so you and Poppy can move forward together.

0:51:190:51:22

-Jode, don't be stupid.

-I'm not being stupid! I'm going to leave London.

0:51:220:51:25

Hey, is Shirley in?

0:51:270:51:30

-She's just on a break.

-Oh, all right.

0:51:300:51:32

Did you put him up to it?

0:51:320:51:34

Pardon?

0:51:350:51:36

Phil trashing my flat. It was your idea, wasn't it?

0:51:360:51:40

No, I don't know what you're talking about.

0:51:400:51:43

Oh, do you know what? You are as pathetic as he is.

0:51:430:51:46

You've lost your man, you've lost your home, you've lost your kid.

0:51:460:51:52

-You're just a loser, aren't you?

-You better shut your...

0:51:520:51:54

You best not. Otherwise you really will blow your chance of getting little Amy back.

0:51:540:51:59

-What?

-What? That was a bit low.

0:52:070:52:09

Oh, dear, did I upset your ex?

0:52:090:52:12

Think about the child. She's confused. It's not funny scoring points off her.

0:52:130:52:17

Ah! Ow!

0:52:180:52:21

What you doing? Oh! Is that a tooth? I don't do teeth, I've got a thing about teeth.

0:52:230:52:28

Look - it's a bullet!

0:52:280:52:31

You busy?

0:52:390:52:41

Is there something you want to talk to me about?

0:52:410:52:45

Would you like to go into the surgery?

0:52:470:52:50

Oh! Look at it sparkle!

0:52:580:53:01

What do you want to eat?

0:53:010:53:03

-You own a chippy. Let's just get fish and chips.

-Bobby forgot his lunchbox.

0:53:030:53:07

No, he came home from school ill.

0:53:070:53:10

-What's wrong with him?

-Nothing. You know what kids are like.

0:53:100:53:14

Where is he?

0:53:140:53:15

Out playing.

0:53:150:53:17

I love the way you got my dress size right.

0:53:170:53:20

-That shows that you do pay attention.

-I can't see him.

0:53:200:53:23

And that shows that you really do care.

0:53:230:53:26

Bobby!

0:53:320:53:33

Bobby!

0:53:330:53:35

He's probably just playing out with his mates.

0:53:350:53:39

All his mates are still at school!

0:53:390:53:41

Bobby!

0:53:410:53:42

Mandy, how could you leave him out here?

0:53:440:53:46

He was just playing with his ball.

0:53:460:53:50

I used to play out all the time.

0:53:500:53:52

Well, I had to, really, because me mum was always on the game and I never had a key.

0:53:520:53:55

Whoo-hoo!

0:53:570:53:58

I don't see why we have to go now.

0:54:010:54:04

It's all right. Trust me.

0:54:040:54:06

-I didn't think there was any harm in it.

-Are you serious? Do you not read the newspapers?

0:54:090:54:13

It's good for kids to play out. That's what my mum said.

0:54:130:54:17

I would not hold up your mum as a leading authority on parenting, OK?

0:54:170:54:20

Well, he can't have just disappeared.

0:54:200:54:22

Lost something, Ian?

0:54:240:54:25

You're...

0:54:260:54:28

Jane.

0:54:280:54:30

And I want some answers!

0:54:300:54:32

What's he done?

0:54:320:54:33

Ben hasn't done anything.

0:54:330:54:35

Good. Then, get out.

0:54:350:54:37

I'm here as a doctor

0:54:370:54:39

and as a father.

0:54:390:54:42

-Something happened to Ben last night.

-What?

0:54:420:54:46

-Nothing, nothing happened.

-It's all right...

-Oi, oi! Get your hands off my son.

0:54:460:54:50

I'm not the one you should be saying that to.

0:54:500:54:54

-Right, I want to know what's going on. Now, Ben!

-Mr Mitchell, Ben is frightened.

0:54:540:54:57

I'm not. I'm not frightened, all right?

0:54:570:55:00

-He touched me.

-Who?

0:55:030:55:06

Who?!

0:55:080:55:10

Christian.

0:55:110:55:13

He said he liked me and he...touched me.

0:55:160:55:19

Taste that.

0:55:280:55:30

I've had six complaints. That is not turkey!

0:55:310:55:34

Course it is! It's just... It's organic, that's all.

0:55:340:55:37

It tastes different. Mmm, yummy.

0:55:370:55:39

-Tastes nothing like turkey!

-Your meds must be affecting your taste buds. If it ain't turkey, what is it?

0:55:390:55:45

-But I've had complaints!

-People always complain when the menu's different.

0:55:450:55:49

Just keep pushing it, there's a good girl.

0:55:490:55:52

-Hello.

-Hey, do you want a drink?

0:56:010:56:04

Yeah.

0:56:040:56:06

OK, what's going on? It's like the Twilight Zone over there.

0:56:100:56:13

-She may as well sit on your lap while you feed her chips.

-We're making an effort for Sy.

0:56:130:56:17

What you said, it went in.

0:56:170:56:19

Christian Clarke, I think you've grown up, I do.

0:56:190:56:24

Does that mean I have to?

0:56:240:56:25

I'm just happy. Really, really happy.

0:56:250:56:28

-Dad, don't!

-The best way forward is to go to the police.

0:56:300:56:33

Clarke!

0:56:330:56:35

Clarke! Get out here now!

0:56:350:56:37

He's not in, he's probably at work.

0:56:370:56:40

Clarke!

0:56:400:56:41

Open up!

0:56:410:56:43

CLARKE?!

0:56:430:56:45

PHIL BANGS ON DOOR

0:56:450:56:47

-I tell you what, how about a toast?

-To what?

0:56:490:56:52

Amy and Yasmin.

0:56:530:56:55

-Amy and Yasmin.

-Amy and Yasmin.

0:56:570:57:00

I don't think it's wise to hunt him down.

0:57:030:57:07

Watch it!

0:57:080:57:09

Who do you think you are, Phil?!

0:57:100:57:12

Oi! Clarke!

0:57:120:57:15

-Does he mean you?

-I dunno!

0:57:150:57:17

-What you done to my son, eh?

-Nothing.

-You're a liar, ain't ya?

0:57:170:57:21

-I don't know what he's said...

-Told me what happened!

0:57:210:57:23

-He told me what you did!

-What's he talking about?

0:57:230:57:25

-I'm talking about your boyfriend touching up my kid!

-Phil!

0:57:250:57:28

So, Christian's next on your hit list, is he?

0:57:280:57:30

-You've always got to intimidate someone.

-Shut up, big mouth!

0:57:300:57:33

-You don't scare me, Phil.

-Hold on, what's going on here.

0:57:330:57:35

-What's happened?

-I don't know what he's said, I never touched him!

0:57:350:57:38

-You're a liar!

-I never laid a finger on him!

0:57:380:57:40

Ben, it's all right, just tell your dad what happened.

0:57:400:57:43

Don't talk to him! Don't even look at him! You hear me?

0:57:430:57:45

We all hear you, Phil! Hear you talking rubbish! Now, Ben...

0:57:450:57:48

-I've told you once, haven't I?

-You want to know what happened? You really want to know?

0:57:480:57:53

-He tried to kiss me.

-What?

-Now, I didn't encourage it.

0:57:550:57:58

Ben, just tell your dad what really happened.

0:57:580:58:01

-It's all right, Ben, don't let him bully you.

-I'm not!

0:58:010:58:03

Make you feel good? Did it, eh? Touching up a kid? You nonce!

0:58:030:58:07

-I ain't got to listen to this.

-Oi, I'm talking to you!

0:58:070:58:10

You want to mess with me, eh?!

0:58:160:58:19

You want to mess with my kid? YEAH?

0:58:190:58:21

What have you done?

0:58:350:58:36

Dad! DAD!

0:58:420:58:44

-Did that really just happen?

-He's going to come back, with mates or a weapon...

-Let him!

0:58:580:59:02

All right? I've not finished my lunch.

0:59:020:59:05

-Did he say he touched Ben?

-Yeah, but he can't have.

0:59:050:59:08

Course not, but why would he say that?

0:59:080:59:10

-Christian, I just want to go home.

-I'm not running away.

0:59:100:59:13

Syed is right, Phil's not going to take this lying down. Just go home.

0:59:130:59:17

I'll go and get Shirley. If anyone can talk Phil down she can.

0:59:170:59:21

What? Huh?

0:59:230:59:26

Come on, let's just go.

0:59:260:59:27

Right, he's fine, he's on his computer.

0:59:360:59:39

-Anything could have happened to him.

-We didn't know he'd gone.

0:59:390:59:42

-He travelled half way across London, you didn't even realise he was missing?!

-He was playing outside.

0:59:420:59:47

I'm not talking to you.

0:59:470:59:49

This is not my fault.

0:59:490:59:52

Bobby's told me all about you.

0:59:520:59:54

-Didn't tell me you were into dressing up though.

-This? This is my wedding dress.

0:59:540:59:58

SHE LAUGHS

1:00:001:00:01

Course it is.

1:00:041:00:05

Congratulations, Ian, by the sounds of it, you deserve each other.

1:00:051:00:09

You look good.

1:00:131:00:14

Yeah, I am good. I'm great, in fact.

1:00:161:00:19

Funnily enough, as soon as I left you and this house I managed to sort myself out just fine.

1:00:191:00:24

Can't say the same about you - you've aged about ten years since I last saw you.

1:00:241:00:28

-Have you just come here to insult us?

-No...

1:00:281:00:32

I've come to take my son.

1:00:321:00:34

What's going on?

1:00:371:00:39

-What?!

-Apparently, it's been going on for weeks, behind Syed's back.

1:00:491:00:53

But Ben is only 16!

1:00:531:00:56

-15.

-That dirty, disgusting monster! HAMMERING ON DOOR

1:00:561:01:00

Get out here, you sicko!

1:01:001:01:02

I told you you were spending too much time with Ben!

1:01:021:01:05

I was trying to help him, give him some support because his dad wasn't!

1:01:051:01:09

-I'm calling the police.

-What for? I can handle Phil Mitchell.

1:01:091:01:12

-Phil, leave it!

-Where is Ben?

-He touched my boy!

1:01:151:01:18

Well, let's call the police let them deal with it!

1:01:181:01:21

I'm coming for you, son!

1:01:221:01:24

GLASS SMASHES

1:01:241:01:27

-What's happening out there?

-Your brother's moved in next door, it's probably one of his gay parties.

1:01:271:01:31

Either that, or he's eyed up somebody's life partner

1:01:311:01:34

-and he's having a strop.

-You're a dead man, Clarke!

1:01:341:01:37

-You're the only one that can stop him, Ben!

-NO!

1:01:381:01:40

-I know you like Christian, he's a good guy. You have got to stop your dad.

-Get off me!

1:01:401:01:46

Listen to me, I know Christian wouldn't have done this, OK!

1:01:461:01:49

-I know it!

-He did, all right!

1:01:491:01:51

-Look, he said he liked me and he touched me!

-What?! No way, Ben.

1:01:511:01:54

Ben, look at me.

1:01:541:01:56

Look at ME!

1:01:561:01:58

OK? I know you're going through a hard time

1:01:581:02:01

and you know that I love you, I love you, OK?

1:02:011:02:02

but this is wrong, I can see it in your eyes!

1:02:021:02:06

I know Christian wouldn't have done this and so do you.

1:02:061:02:08

Now, you tell your dad before he kills him.

1:02:081:02:11

This is too much, it wasn't meant to go this far.

1:02:181:02:20

You thought Phil Mitchell would forgive and forget?

1:02:201:02:22

What if Syed gets hurt? What have you done?

1:02:221:02:24

What have WE done, Amira.

1:02:241:02:26

SHIRLEY: Phil, leave it!

1:02:261:02:29

Phil, NO!

1:02:291:02:30

-I've done nothing wrong!

-Think he's in the mood to listen to sense?

1:02:311:02:34

-Stop it, Phil!

-Get out! I'm calling the police!

1:02:381:02:40

What with? With this?

1:02:401:02:42

Phil I know you're angry, but I swear to you I never touched him,

1:02:421:02:46

-I swear it!

-You! You are going to suffer.

1:02:461:02:49

-No-one touches my boy!

-He's lying, Phil! He's making it up!

1:02:521:02:55

-Christian!

-Jane?

1:02:551:02:57

-Ah!

-No, Phil!

1:02:571:02:59

-Get off him, get off him!

-Stop it! He hasn't done anything!

-Get out of my way!

1:02:591:03:03

-This isn't helping anyone!

-It's helping me!

1:03:031:03:05

Yeah, cos that's what this is all about, innit, you?!

1:03:051:03:08

The fact YOU can't handle your son is gay!

1:03:081:03:10

-What are you doing?

-I'm telling him the truth!

1:03:101:03:12

Swing your bat as much as you like, Mitchell,

1:03:121:03:14

-your son STILL gets off looking at blokes!

-Just shut up!

1:03:141:03:17

-Shut your mouth!

-No! Dad, no, I lied!

1:03:171:03:19

He didn't touch me, all right?

1:03:191:03:21

I just wanted to hurt him, he didn't do anything.

1:03:211:03:23

You see, Phil! You happy now?

1:03:231:03:25

-I never laid a finger on him.

-You're an animal!

1:03:261:03:29

Get out, get out of our home!

1:03:291:03:30

Phil...

1:03:361:03:38

Phil, come on, let's go home.

1:03:411:03:45

YOU TOO, BEN!

1:03:451:03:46

Christian!

1:03:531:03:54

-I might have known it was you smashing up the place!

-Shut up, Beale!

1:04:061:04:10

You see, everything's gone quiet.

1:04:171:04:20

That is not good. Quiet is never good!

1:04:201:04:23

-I'm calling the police.

-What, and make matters worse?

-Yusef...

1:04:231:04:27

I know what Phil Mitchell is capable of.

1:04:271:04:30

Amira, I think you and Yasmin ought to stay here for today,

1:04:301:04:32

-if that's all right with you, Zainab?

-Of course, but why?

1:04:321:04:36

Well, Christian targeted Phil's son.

1:04:361:04:39

In the Mitchell world, I think that means the whole family is a target.

1:04:391:04:43

Who knows who he's going to come after next?

1:04:431:04:46

No, no, he wouldn't, I'm going to go out there.

1:04:461:04:50

Zainab, think of those babies sleeping upstairs.

1:04:501:04:52

Syed's old enough to look after himself, they're not.

1:04:521:04:55

Come, let's go and check on them.

1:04:551:04:58

-What did you say it for?

-I don't know, all right!

1:05:061:05:08

What do you mean you don't know?! You know how Phil would react.

1:05:081:05:10

He could have killed him and got sent down for life. Is that what you want?

1:05:101:05:13

-Of course not! I just didn't think...

-No, no. You ain't getting away with it that easy, all right?

1:05:131:05:18

You're a mess, look at ya.

1:05:181:05:21

I've tried to be your mate, all right?

1:05:211:05:23

I don't care if you like blokes, it don't exactly bother me,

1:05:231:05:25

but saying he touched you, that is just sick.

1:05:251:05:28

Oh, so I'm sick now? So, you're saying I'm sick?!

1:05:281:05:30

Don't turn this round on me, all right, you know you done wrong.

1:05:301:05:33

I really respected you for telling your dad you was gay.

1:05:351:05:38

I thought that really brave knowing how he'd react,

1:05:381:05:41

but now you're just nothing but a coward.

1:05:411:05:43

Now you started this,

1:05:451:05:47

grow a pair and finish it and go and face your old man, now!

1:05:471:05:49

How's your shoulder?

1:06:091:06:10

I'll be fine.

1:06:121:06:14

I'll just lay off the lats for a few days.

1:06:141:06:17

You know, honestly, I go away for a couple of months and look at you!

1:06:171:06:21

I've missed you.

1:06:231:06:25

Me too.

1:06:251:06:27

I'm sorry, Jane, but I need to speak to Christian.

1:06:301:06:33

Oh, erm...

1:06:371:06:39

Right.

1:06:401:06:41

Excuse me.

1:06:511:06:52

Sorry, we were just worried about Christian and Syed.

1:06:521:06:57

They're OK, more or less.

1:06:581:07:00

Ben admitted he was lying.

1:07:021:07:04

Phil's gone, but...

1:07:041:07:06

look at all the mess!

1:07:061:07:09

It's awful, just awful.

1:07:091:07:11

Well, if you need any help...

1:07:111:07:13

Thanks.

1:07:141:07:15

Jane?

1:07:291:07:30

Mas.

1:07:351:07:37

It'll be in the papers, there'll be a court case,

1:07:391:07:42

-Syed will have to testify!

-We don't know that.

1:07:421:07:44

I know that! And with our luck it'll be front-page news.

1:07:441:07:47

Maybe it was a mistake?

1:07:471:07:48

A mistake? When people smash your windows in?

1:07:481:07:52

I wish we had never moved here!

1:07:521:07:55

I wish Syed had never met that man!

1:07:551:07:57

It's not good news.

1:07:591:08:01

Christian and Syed weren't there, but Phil smashed up the place

1:08:011:08:04

and now he's looking for them. It's still not safe.

1:08:041:08:08

What are we going to do?

1:08:081:08:09

I think I should spend the day here and protect you.

1:08:091:08:13

-Yes, thank you.

-I can stay the night if necessary.

1:08:141:08:18

No, you can't, it wouldn't be appropriate.

1:08:181:08:21

You'd rather put the children at risk?

1:08:211:08:24

Well, you sent my sister away, so this better be good.

1:08:251:08:29

Why didn't you tell me Ben kissed you?

1:08:301:08:32

-I thought it was nothing.

-What, because guys are always kissing you?

1:08:341:08:38

-How many more haven't you told me about?

-Come off it.

1:08:381:08:40

That's pathetic and you know it. He's just a kid!

1:08:401:08:43

Be honest...

1:08:441:08:45

..you thought I'd touched him.

1:08:471:08:50

-Of course not!

-Then why all these questions?

1:08:501:08:52

I saw it in your eyes, Sy.

1:08:541:08:56

I saw doubt.

1:08:561:08:57

I was shocked.

1:08:571:08:59

-I know you wouldn't do something like that.

-You thought I could tamper with DNA!

1:08:591:09:03

-That's got nothing to do with this.

-Yes, it has!

1:09:031:09:06

When anybody comes waving a finger at me you stand there,

1:09:061:09:08

with your mouth opening and closing, like a goldfish.

1:09:081:09:10

-It's never your first thought to defend me!

-That's not fair.

1:09:101:09:14

What's not fair is you blaming any of this on me.

1:09:141:09:17

I don't know what goes on in Ben Mitchell's warped mind,

1:09:171:09:20

but what I do know is I did nothing to encourage it.

1:09:201:09:23

All right? He tried to kiss me, I said no.

1:09:231:09:26

I told him I was his mate, nothing else.

1:09:261:09:29

Phil comes in here and all I can think about is protecting you!

1:09:301:09:33

Oh, so I need protecting now, do I?

1:09:331:09:34

From crazy men with baseball bats, yes, Sy!

1:09:341:09:38

And because I love you...and you protect the people that you love.

1:09:381:09:41

But you, your first thought is,

1:09:411:09:43

-"I wonder where he touched him exactly."

-Don't be so disgusting!

1:09:431:09:46

And I wouldn't need protecting if you hadn't brought all of that to our home!

1:09:461:09:52

You shouldn't have provoked him!

1:09:521:09:54

-Yasmin could have been here...

-Of course.

1:09:541:09:56

..but you don't think about anyone else.

1:09:561:09:58

-It's just Christian, Christian...

-I put you first all the time!

1:09:581:10:02

Your relationships with your family, your wife, your child!

1:10:021:10:06

I mean, all this talk of getting us married, adopting.

1:10:081:10:11

Something like this happens and you're just...

1:10:111:10:14

No, no, no, you crossed a line.

1:10:141:10:16

You want to help a gay teenager you give him a leaflet,

1:10:161:10:18

send him to a youth club, but, no, Christian has to be involved, doesn't he? And why?

1:10:181:10:22

Why, because you knew.

1:10:221:10:24

You knew he fancied you, but you were too vain to push him away

1:10:241:10:27

-because you just LOVE being adored, don't you?

-Well, that's rich from Mr Bi-now Gay-later, huh?

1:10:271:10:32

Holding your child in one hand, flirting with your wife,

1:10:321:10:34

-keeping your options open.

-If I am, who could blame me

1:10:341:10:37

when my boyfriend's been checking out the junior squad?!

1:10:371:10:40

I hope you meant that.

1:10:411:10:43

-I'm due back at work.

-No.

1:10:451:10:47

You're going to have to pay for the damages.

1:10:571:11:00

What you talking about? He started it. He hit me, didn't he?

1:11:001:11:03

Yeah, and I bet that dented your pride.

1:11:031:11:06

Look, you just done what any father would've done.

1:11:061:11:09

So, why did Ben lie to me?

1:11:111:11:12

I don't know.

1:11:141:11:16

Maybe he wanted you to hurt Christian.

1:11:171:11:20

-Ask him.

-Ask him?

1:11:201:11:22

I don't know what to say to him these days.

1:11:231:11:26

Anyway, he only got that punch in cos I weren't ready.

1:11:261:11:29

I know.

1:11:291:11:31

I'm going to go upstairs, leave you two to it.

1:11:431:11:48

Christian told me about you and Zainab getting divorced.

1:11:531:11:57

-I did mean to call.

-Oh, it's OK.

1:11:571:12:00

-Have you come back for Ian?

-No.

1:12:031:12:05

No, no way. Bobby turned up at mine...

1:12:051:12:09

..but it's a good job that I did with what happened.

1:12:111:12:13

I mean, poor Ben, what was he thinking?

1:12:131:12:17

I should go see Syed.

1:12:181:12:19

Oh, I think him and Christian are having words, but he's fine, really.

1:12:191:12:24

Oh, come on, there's got to be hope for you and Zainab?

1:12:281:12:32

You get tired fighting for something after a while,

1:12:351:12:39

when you realise there's nothing left to fight for.

1:12:391:12:42

There's everything to fight for - there's the children...

1:12:421:12:45

Er, you know.

1:12:451:12:46

Tamwar's married now,

1:12:461:12:48

Shabnam and Syed, they've got their own lives...

1:12:481:12:53

I do get to see a lot of Kamil, we're very civilised about contact.

1:12:531:12:57

It's not the children that I miss.

1:13:001:13:02

You must still love her.

1:13:041:13:06

Honestly?

1:13:081:13:09

I don't know.

1:13:121:13:13

I'm not just saying that because it's you.

1:13:141:13:16

Because it's me?

1:13:171:13:18

That was a long time ago.

1:13:231:13:25

I've really missed you.

1:13:291:13:31

Bobby's fine.

1:13:361:13:37

Asked if Jane was still here.

1:13:381:13:41

What did you say?

1:13:411:13:42

Said she'd be back later.

1:13:421:13:44

Remind me, how long was you married for?

1:13:481:13:50

Four years.

1:13:501:13:52

What, you just woke up one day and thought, "I don't love you any more?"

1:13:521:13:56

No, it was the other way round.

1:13:571:14:00

She just came out with it one day, said she didn't love me any more.

1:14:001:14:03

Do you want her back?

1:14:061:14:07

Because, y'know, if you do and you think you make a go of it then,

1:14:091:14:13

then you should, for Bobby's sake.

1:14:131:14:15

I've been finding it really difficult whenever I saw her...

1:14:171:14:21

..but I didn't today, and that's down to you.

1:14:221:14:25

Oh...

1:14:291:14:30

Look, I'm so sorry about Bobby running away.

1:14:301:14:33

I wasn't being mean to him, or anything. I really like him.

1:14:331:14:37

Shh.

1:14:371:14:38

And I'm sorry that I shouted at you for letting him play outside, OK?

1:14:381:14:42

No, no, no, I get it, I get it. You know, you're a good dad.

1:14:421:14:45

I never had one of those and my mum wasn't much cop either.

1:14:481:14:53

Bobby's really lucky to have two parents that really care about him.

1:14:531:14:57

Next time he's on the skive I'll keep him inside.

1:14:581:15:01

Next time he's on the skive keep him in school!

1:15:011:15:03

What, and become the wicked stepmum? No way!

1:15:031:15:07

I can wait all day, you know.

1:15:171:15:20

Don't you think you owe me an explanation?

1:15:241:15:28

I didn't want to come home...

1:15:321:15:35

but I don't want you thinking I'm just a kid...

1:15:351:15:38

cos I'm not running away.

1:15:381:15:40

All right.

1:15:401:15:42

Well, let's have it then. Why did you say it?

1:15:421:15:45

Why did you lie to me?

1:15:451:15:46

I dunno.

1:15:481:15:49

You don't know?!

1:15:491:15:51

Help me out here, will you? I'm trying my best to understand you.

1:15:521:15:56

The doctor just saw me run away, all right.

1:15:561:15:59

-He kept asking me questions.

-Run away from what?

1:15:591:16:02

I...

1:16:051:16:06

I tried to kiss Christian, but he pushed me away.

1:16:091:16:13

PHIL SIGHS

1:16:131:16:14

I tried to kiss him cos I fancy him.

1:16:161:16:19

Just like you kissing Shirley, or Glenda,

1:16:191:16:22

or any other women you've kissed.

1:16:221:16:25

I fancy him, all right?

1:16:251:16:27

You lied about kissing Glenda anyway.

1:16:281:16:30

-I mean, you're always lying!

-I was going to kill him, all right?

1:16:301:16:34

Like any other dad would've done. I was going to kill him for you,

1:16:341:16:36

so just drop the attitude, cos this just ain't right.

1:16:361:16:39

-Well, not every dad is...

-Yeah, well, I'm the only dad you've got, ain't I?

1:16:391:16:42

-Yeah, and I'm the only son you've got.

-Yeah.

1:16:441:16:46

Yeah, you're right.

1:16:481:16:51

You're my boy and I...

1:16:511:16:52

I dunno, Ben.

1:16:551:16:56

This is beyond me, I just don't know what to say to you any more,

1:16:591:17:02

but lying, lying like this, it stops you being a proper Mitchell.

1:17:021:17:06

Life's hard enough, all right?

1:17:131:17:15

I'm the way I am and you're the way you are.

1:17:181:17:22

Let's just accept that.

1:17:231:17:25

But no more lies, all right?

1:17:261:17:29

-YUSEF:

-'The way you worry about keeping up to date,

1:17:341:17:37

'especially with situations like this.

1:17:371:17:39

'Kamil's away, Syed, well, he's no use, is he?'

1:17:391:17:42

-ZAINAB:

-'Why is this happening to us?'

1:17:441:17:46

I never doubted you. I know you couldn't have done that.

1:17:481:17:52

-Yeah, well, that's more than my boyfriend thinks.

-Don't be stupid.

1:17:521:17:56

He wants to think the worst of me, Rox. What does that say about us?

1:17:561:18:00

He doesn't think you touched Ben, all right,

1:18:001:18:02

-he would never believe that.

-Proposing, adopting...

1:18:021:18:06

I've just been kidding myself.

1:18:061:18:08

Well, not any more.

1:18:091:18:10

What's that supposed to mean?

1:18:121:18:15

I was worried about you.

1:18:151:18:16

I'm fine. It was all lies, Ben admitted it.

1:18:161:18:20

Of course it was.

1:18:201:18:22

Even I wouldn't think that of Christian,

1:18:221:18:25

but they have been spending a lot of time together. I'm not saying anything happened,

1:18:251:18:29

-but it probably wasn't the best idea.

-That's what I said.

1:18:291:18:32

He gets so defensive.

1:18:321:18:34

We need some space, would you mind staying at my mum's tonight?

1:18:371:18:41

Yeah, course. I'll be thinking of you.

1:18:421:18:46

Oh, we'll be all right.

1:18:461:18:48

Just need to talk.

1:18:481:18:50

I started a course - don't laugh!

1:18:571:19:00

It's in mechanics.

1:19:001:19:02

-Now why would I laugh?

-Oi!

1:19:021:19:05

Thought I could buy myself a car

1:19:051:19:07

and then if anything went wrong I could fix it,

1:19:071:19:10

or at least change a tyre. All part of my new independence.

1:19:101:19:13

Wow, you're moving on, that's good.

1:19:131:19:17

I wish I could!

1:19:171:19:19

Well, I probably could, but I'd have to move away

1:19:191:19:21

so I wouldn't have to see Zainab and that man every day,

1:19:211:19:24

-but then I wouldn't see Kamil, so, catch 22.

-Masood? Masood?

1:19:241:19:28

You will not believe what Phil's done now.

1:19:281:19:30

You know, someone needs to stop that bully because I'm... Jane!

1:19:301:19:36

-All right, Denise.

-What you doing here? You back for good?

1:19:361:19:39

Just visiting at the moment.

1:19:391:19:41

Oh.

1:19:411:19:43

Oh, well, I'd best leave you to it then.

1:19:431:19:47

-It's really good to see you.

-And you.

1:19:471:19:49

So...

1:19:571:19:58

..you seeing anyone?

1:20:001:20:01

No...are you?

1:20:011:20:04

Me? Oh, they're lining up(!)

1:20:041:20:08

No, I'm not.

1:20:081:20:09

Erm, would you...

1:20:111:20:12

Would you like...?

1:20:121:20:13

What?

1:20:161:20:17

I was thinking of going to the cinema later.

1:20:191:20:23

I'd love to.

1:20:231:20:24

You want to be careful.

1:20:321:20:34

What do you want?

1:20:361:20:38

I need Yasmin's bag, I left it here.

1:20:391:20:42

It's in the bedroom.

1:20:421:20:44

You know...

1:20:461:20:47

..you ruined my life. I've never really said that to you, but you did.

1:20:491:20:52

Amira, please...

1:20:521:20:55

-I don't need this right now.

-I didn't need what you did to me, but you still did it.

1:20:551:20:59

My husband left me.

1:21:031:21:05

I was pregnant, degraded...

1:21:071:21:10

..tainted by Syed being with you.

1:21:121:21:14

Judged by the community.

1:21:161:21:18

It's not a nice feeling, is it?

1:21:211:21:23

-I'll bring him round in a week, how about that?

-There's no need.

1:21:331:21:37

I'm just nipping back to my flat, throw a few things in a suitcase.

1:21:371:21:41

-I've decided that Bobby needs both his parents.

-You can't live here!

1:21:411:21:45

Obviously. I'll stay with Christian

1:21:451:21:47

and it's OK, I'm not wanting to disturb things,

1:21:471:21:50

it's just he clearly needs both of us, can't you see that?

1:21:501:21:53

We're managing.

1:21:531:21:54

-It was difficult at first, but he's adjusting.

-Is he?

-Yes.

1:21:541:21:57

-Really?

-YES!

1:21:571:21:59

-I don't want to row with you, I just want what's best for Bobby.

-She's right.

1:22:001:22:04

Well, Bobby needs you both.

1:22:061:22:07

Thanks.

1:22:091:22:10

Right, well, I'll be back in a couple of hours.

1:22:111:22:15

Maybe you should come back later and read him a story or something?

1:22:151:22:19

Shouldn't she, Ian?

1:22:221:22:23

Yeah, you should.

1:22:251:22:27

You were very friendly.

1:22:341:22:37

Well, it's good she's sticking around for Bobby.

1:22:371:22:40

Long as that's all she's sticking around for.

1:22:411:22:44

-Maybe I should ask Masood?

-What are you saying?

1:22:451:22:48

-You'd rather have him protect you than me?

-No, of course not!

1:22:481:22:51

Well, that's what I'm hearing.

1:22:511:22:53

I didn't think, I'm sorry.

1:22:531:22:55

Yusef, I'm really worried.

1:22:581:23:01

Phil Mitchell is a dangerous man.

1:23:011:23:03

Please, will you stay?

1:23:071:23:09

Please?

1:23:121:23:13

If that's what you really want.

1:23:151:23:16

It is.

1:23:181:23:20

Christian?

1:23:321:23:33

-Where are you going?

-Away from here...

1:23:361:23:39

and away from you.

1:23:391:23:41

-Don't be stupid.

-I've been stupid, Sy.

1:23:411:23:45

-Stupid to think this'd work.

-You're running away because of Ben?

1:23:451:23:49

This is nothing to do with Ben, and I'm not running away.

1:23:491:23:52

It's about us.

1:23:531:23:56

Only I don't think there is an "us" any more.

1:23:561:23:59

-Christian...

-I mean it.

1:23:591:24:01

I love you.

1:24:011:24:03

And I love you too.

1:24:041:24:05

It's not enough any more.

1:24:081:24:11

I thought it was, but it's not, I've just been kidding myself.

1:24:111:24:14

No...

1:24:151:24:17

Please!

1:24:171:24:19

-Just go.

-Don't do this!

1:24:191:24:21

Post!

1:24:491:24:50

Want to see Phil Mitchell's post? Three bills.

1:24:541:24:58

Ian Beale's got two.

1:24:581:25:00

-Nonce out!

-Perv!

-Paedo!

1:25:001:25:02

Oi! Oi! You want me to call the police? I've seen your faces!

1:25:021:25:05

Ugh! They're just kids.

1:25:071:25:10

You all right?

1:25:111:25:14

No. Christian's gone. Last night.

1:25:141:25:17

He just left.

1:25:171:25:19

Syed.

1:25:251:25:26

Where is he? He must have told you!

1:25:261:25:29

I read in a posh magazine, right, that three dates is OK.

1:25:291:25:33

I'd say it was a bit soon if your first date was coffee, and your second was the zoo.

1:25:331:25:39

Cos, well, you can't really know a man on a macchiato and a monkey, can you?

1:25:391:25:44

But I think I know my Ant.

1:25:441:25:45

-What? You think it's too soon?

-Too soon?

1:25:471:25:50

Jode, it's our third date tonight.

1:25:501:25:53

I think I've spent my last night under a single duvet.

1:25:531:25:57

I think this is it.

1:25:571:25:59

Oi, how's the two-flatmate tango going?

1:26:001:26:04

-Jodie said she's moving out.

-Least you still got Poppy.

1:26:041:26:07

No! I want Jodie. You know, I'm going to have to tell her, stop her leaving.

1:26:071:26:12

Think you're going to have to talk to someone else on this one.

1:26:121:26:15

Yeah. I'll tell her it's me, not her.

1:26:151:26:18

Original.

1:26:181:26:20

And I bought new sheets. Make it special.

1:26:231:26:26

Plus, I ain't seen him take his to the launderette once since we moved in.

1:26:261:26:30

And I bought candles, you know - flattering mood lighting.

1:26:301:26:34

-Look. Poppy.

-Are candles too much? They are a fire hazard.

1:26:341:26:37

Can you please listen for a second?

1:26:371:26:39

Pops, I'm sorry.

1:26:461:26:48

I'm leaving.

1:26:501:26:51

Leaving?

1:26:511:26:53

Leaving London. I'm going tomorrow.

1:26:531:26:56

Lucky Phil Mitchell's getting on a bit.

1:27:001:27:02

At least the walls are still standing.

1:27:021:27:05

Christian will come back.

1:27:051:27:06

It's not exactly how I imagined my homecoming.

1:27:061:27:10

No home, no job, no family.

1:27:101:27:12

Would dinner with an old friend help?

1:27:141:27:17

KIDS SHOUT OUT

1:27:211:27:23

< Pervert!

1:27:231:27:24

Can you hear what they're calling Christian?

1:27:281:27:31

How can Syed stay with that animal after what he's done?

1:27:311:27:35

-Did you sleep?

-How could I? Wondering if Phil Mitchell will come after us next.

1:27:351:27:39

-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Wait here. Let me go.

1:27:391:27:42

Did you hear what they're shouting? "Perverts". They're shouting that at Syed too.

1:27:441:27:48

Drop the wounded princess act. You asked for this. You wanted the relationship ruined.

1:27:481:27:53

All I wanted was my husband back.

1:27:531:27:55

Then I suggest you go and get him.

1:27:551:27:57

Can anyone open this door?

1:27:571:27:59

-Tambo! Forgotten your keys again?

-Yeah.

1:28:021:28:06

-Welcome home!

-I left them at Darren's. What's going on next door? Is Syed OK?

1:28:061:28:11

Oi, oi! Paedo!

1:28:111:28:13

-Want me to sort them out?

-Oh, please. I've seen off tougher kids than them.

1:28:131:28:16

Oi! Really tough, aren't you?

1:28:161:28:19

Bunch of little boys pedalling back to Mummy. Get out of it!

1:28:191:28:23

Is anyone going to tell me how Syed is?

1:28:261:28:28

-Um...he's fine.

-I just delivered his post.

1:28:281:28:33

-You call that fine?!

-What's happened to the windows?

-Why don't you ask that brother of hers?

1:28:331:28:37

Zainab, Ben lied.

1:28:371:28:39

He admitted it last night. Christian did nothing wrong.

1:28:391:28:43

So why's he hiding there and bringing shame on my son?

1:28:431:28:45

You don't get it, do you? Christian is innocent!

1:28:451:28:49

And it's breaking Syed's heart that he's left him.

1:28:491:28:52

I hear Ben's still the talk of the Square?

1:29:001:29:03

How is The Littlest Homo?

1:29:031:29:05

Oh!

1:29:071:29:08

Do you know, if I were you,

1:29:081:29:10

I would start being a little bit nicer to me.

1:29:101:29:12

And if you were me, you'd know that I'm going to clump ya.

1:29:121:29:15

Only I've got a slight legal issue about, shall we say,

1:29:151:29:19

my "dining experience" yesterday.

1:29:191:29:21

Your turkey roast? It had a bullet in it.

1:29:211:29:24

And it cost me half a tooth.

1:29:241:29:26

Well, I'll knock the other half out for me, if you want. I don't charge.

1:29:261:29:29

My solicitor does, unfortunately.

1:29:291:29:32

And I'm going to call him if you don't foot my dental bill.

1:29:321:29:35

Food riddled with gunfire?!

1:29:351:29:38

I could have you shut down.

1:29:381:29:40

Where is this bullet?

1:29:401:29:42

You're going to have to do better than an empty threat

1:29:421:29:45

if you want the tooth fairy to pay out.

1:29:451:29:47

PHONE RINGS

1:29:511:29:53

Hello?

1:29:541:29:56

That's the third time this morning.

1:29:591:30:01

It's probably just kids.

1:30:011:30:03

-Where are you going?

-Callout at the Arches.

-Well, ain't you going to speak to Ben?

1:30:031:30:07

Shouldn't you, uh, be getting ready for school?

1:30:121:30:16

Don't feel well.

1:30:161:30:17

The best thing to do is just get out there and face everyone, you know?

1:30:191:30:23

Tough it out.

1:30:231:30:24

Get it over with.

1:30:241:30:26

I said..

1:30:261:30:27

I don't feel well!

1:30:271:30:30

Thanks.

1:30:361:30:37

What is she doing here? And what was "Oh, Tambo!" about?

1:30:371:30:42

What is Jane doing here? Did you see that look she gave me?

1:30:421:30:46

Have you seen her in that mirror? All...hair.

1:30:461:30:48

Did you see the state of that flat? I hope that brother of hers is lying in a gutter somewhere.

1:30:481:30:54

And now she's dumping her kid on us for the day. I don't mind Kamil, but hers?

1:30:541:30:57

Tam, are you even listening to me? This is important.

1:30:591:31:02

I'm not living with My Little Pony.

1:31:021:31:05

This is important.

1:31:051:31:06

Because unless Kamil's had a growth spurt whilst we've been away and started shaving,

1:31:061:31:10

then a man stayed here last night.

1:31:101:31:12

My dad's got one like this.

1:31:121:31:15

Do you know, if it wasn't for Christian, Syed would have a good life. A good Muslim life. A family.

1:31:151:31:21

He still can. If there's one good thing to come from this, it's that he finally sees that.

1:31:211:31:25

Well, then, talk to him.

1:31:251:31:27

Tam, you'll have to talk to her.

1:31:311:31:33

-I've come to see Syed.

-Well, do come in(!)

1:31:411:31:43

Syed, are you OK? What happened with Christian?

1:31:491:31:52

How about I leave you to it?

1:31:541:31:56

Come on, sweetheart, in you come! That's it.

1:32:011:32:04

See, I told you your tan was the same colour as the bar, didn't I?

1:32:041:32:07

-Don't feel right being cold!

-I've still got my holiday feet on. I want to walk to the pool. Come on!

1:32:071:32:12

Should be good at walking to the bar, the amount of practice you had in Madeira!

1:32:121:32:16

Oh, very funny, very funny! Go on, through you go.

1:32:161:32:19

-Oh. It's you.

-Yeah.

1:32:201:32:22

Cor blimey! You expecting Hugh Hefner?

1:32:221:32:24

Poacher George. We've got an arrangement.

1:32:241:32:26

Ugh, not sure I really want to know.

1:32:261:32:28

He's supplies me with turkey to sell

1:32:281:32:30

and I supply him with a bit of old bird too.

1:32:301:32:33

Jean's made up some pies for here.

1:32:331:32:35

I thought you had more kids when you left?

1:32:351:32:38

-Shenice's at Tiff's. She wanted to give her her present.

-Got one for me?

1:32:381:32:41

Yeah, yeah.

1:32:411:32:43

Yeah, we have. Hold on. You ready for a surprise?

1:32:431:32:45

Close your eyes.

1:32:451:32:47

Not one, but two. There you go.

1:32:471:32:49

-You shouldn't have.

-(Wish we hadn't.)

1:32:491:32:51

PHONE RINGS

1:32:511:32:53

Hello. Is that you, George?

1:32:551:32:57

Things are back to normal, then.

1:32:571:32:59

-Let's get you upstairs.

-Hold on - the holiday may not be quite over just yet.

1:32:591:33:03

You want to see my white bits again, do you?

1:33:031:33:06

-< Don't let anyone have them pies, or we're all going to jail!

-Oh, Nan! What have you done?

1:33:061:33:11

Come to admire your handiwork, have you?

1:33:141:33:16

Really nice move, that, getting the caff off me in the divorce settlement and then selling it to Phil.

1:33:171:33:22

I mean, that place really means something to me. Having my mum's name above it.

1:33:221:33:28

Ian, I still haven't shot you.

1:33:281:33:30

As your ex-wives go, I'm not that bad.

1:33:301:33:32

'Hev, I don't care whose bogs you've been scrubbing.'

1:33:321:33:35

When I ask you to do a shift in the caff, I expect you to turn up.

1:33:351:33:39

I'm sorry, Shirl. I'll do tomorrow.

1:33:391:33:41

I promise.

1:33:411:33:43

All right, Jane?

1:33:451:33:46

-How's Christian?

-What, apart from being nearly killed by Phil and branded a paedophile?

1:33:471:33:52

No, not in my books, he ain't, and I shall tell everyone the truth.

1:33:521:33:55

I'm really sorry you got mixed up in all of this and whatever's going on in Ben's head.

1:33:551:34:00

I know Christian's a good bloke.

1:34:001:34:01

-I want to see Ben as soon as he's out of school.

-You can't. He's not at school. He's sick.

1:34:011:34:06

-What, he's at home? Is he OK?

-Yeah.

1:34:061:34:08

OK?! He got caught up in the middle of a riot last night. Call that good parenting?

1:34:081:34:12

Well, if ever he needs any advice on life, he'll know where to find you, won't he?

1:34:121:34:16

Flogging cabbages, shovelling chips or having a mid-life crisis,

1:34:161:34:20

bedding the local slapper.

1:34:201:34:22

Hmph!

1:34:251:34:26

Good.

1:34:301:34:31

Is that what you wanted?

1:34:311:34:33

Do one, Janine. You've got no proof that was found in here.

1:34:351:34:38

Fine, I'll just have to call my lawyer.

1:34:381:34:40

Yeah? And I'll tell HIM to do one.

1:34:401:34:42

None of my staff remember anything about a broken tooth last night. You got no proof.

1:34:421:34:47

Tell me you got rid of the turkey?

1:34:511:34:53

No, not yet. Why?

1:34:531:34:55

They're all illegal. Poacher George is down the cop shop. He was caught nicking 'em off the Thames!

1:34:551:35:00

-What's a turkey doing on the Thames?

-It weren't turkey.

1:35:001:35:04

It was swan.

1:35:041:35:05

Ben told me he'd been interfered with. I had to report it.

1:35:071:35:10

But it was a lie.

1:35:101:35:12

So he changed his story. What if it changes it again? I can't move out yet.

1:35:121:35:17

Um...

1:35:171:35:18

How many people are living here?

1:35:201:35:22

If you're asking if I stayed here last night, the answer's yes.

1:35:221:35:26

-On the sofa.

-To guard the house.

1:35:261:35:28

You've seen next door, your mother had no choice.

1:35:281:35:31

I could've come back last night. You treat me like I'm Kamil! I've got a wife. I've got my own business.

1:35:311:35:36

-Sorry.

-Don't speak to your mother like that.

1:35:361:35:38

-She's not the one bringing shame on this household.

-It's a bit weird.

1:35:381:35:42

If there's any trouble, you're only across the Square, Dad. And if you stay, people are going to talk.

1:35:421:35:47

When I get here, who knows what could've happened? You think I'd put my daughter in danger?

1:35:471:35:52

If we need a man of the house, yeah, we've got me.

1:35:521:35:55

No-one else needs to stay.

1:35:551:35:58

Thank you, Tamwar. But your mother has made her decision.

1:35:591:36:03

We live under her roof and we should respect that.

1:36:031:36:06

I'll stay till things calm down.

1:36:061:36:09

His?

1:36:131:36:14

It's an elasticated waist.

1:36:171:36:19

I refuse to let you cry over a man who wears an elasticated waist.

1:36:191:36:22

That's what I don't get about you two. You're a businessman - brains, suits.

1:36:241:36:30

-He teaches step class.

-I get it, Amira. You don't like him.

1:36:301:36:33

Can you blame me?

1:36:331:36:34

Well, don't worry.

1:36:341:36:35

He needn't think he can come sweeping through that door and pick up where he left off. I'll give him hell.

1:36:351:36:41

Do you think he'll come back?

1:36:431:36:44

We're getting married, Amira.

1:36:441:36:46

Well, as soon as our divorce comes through.

1:36:481:36:51

Of course.

1:36:541:36:56

PHONE RINGS

1:36:591:37:01

Jode, I'm really going to miss our chats. You're so deep sometimes.

1:37:041:37:09

And I'll miss you. You're such a good friend. You've seen me through everything. I won't forget.

1:37:091:37:15

You've not been happy since Darren left, have you?

1:37:151:37:19

Not proper sunshine happy.

1:37:191:37:21

I'm fine. Promise me you'll be sunshine happy, Pops.

1:37:211:37:25

I will be. I'm with Ant.

1:37:251:37:28

I just wish I could find you someone just like him.

1:37:281:37:31

So, you around tonight?

1:37:311:37:32

No, I'm having dinner with Jane. What?

1:37:321:37:35

-Well, we all know what "dinner" means.

-She's upset about Christian.

1:37:351:37:39

So that's your story, is it?!

1:37:391:37:42

Oh, come on, look, it's time you moved on.

1:37:421:37:45

And the two of you, you know, you're quite good together.

1:37:451:37:49

Jane and I are not together, Denise.

1:37:491:37:51

You're not Zainab's husband any more. She'll just have to deal with it.

1:37:511:37:55

Oi! That's my lunch! That was my lunch!

1:37:551:37:59

-If you choke on that, don't expect me to save you!

-Shirley! You see that? She just ate my lunch!

1:37:591:38:03

-We're not finished! Those were my last carbs in Walford!

-Should have ate it quicker.

1:38:031:38:08

-Er, hello? My lunch?

-Is off.

-What?!

-Let's go.

1:38:081:38:10

Looks like food's off the lunch menu today.

1:38:101:38:13

-Well, we're not paying for them coffees.

-Yeah, fair enough.

-Nor us. Come on, Jode.

1:38:131:38:17

-Sometimes you gotta make a stand for what's right.

-Yeah. You do.

1:38:171:38:21

-So...

-What do you want now?

-Did you know the swans that live on the Thames belong to the Queen?

1:38:241:38:29

You can get up to three years for harming one.

1:38:291:38:32

Now, would you say that swan that Mo's choking on there

1:38:321:38:35

has been harmed?

1:38:351:38:36

I mean, it would take a very good vet to bring it back to its feet.

1:38:361:38:39

Now...shall we talk dental fees?

1:38:391:38:43

Expensive, private, Harley Street dental fees.

1:38:431:38:46

Or shall I just call the police?

1:38:461:38:48

Another fake callout!

1:38:481:38:49

When I find out who's behind this,

1:38:491:38:51

I'm going to shove my phone so far down their throat, they'll be dialling 999 with their backside.

1:38:511:38:56

What's she want?

1:38:561:38:57

This isn't a library. Can you even read?

1:39:001:39:03

< KIDS SHOUT

1:39:031:39:04

Oi, stop!

1:39:041:39:05

Oi, I saw that! I'm going to call the police about those damn kids.

1:39:051:39:10

No. Not the police as well.

1:39:101:39:12

Zainab, you're shaking. Are you OK?

1:39:121:39:15

Don't worry, I'll clear this up. You should go home.

1:39:151:39:18

I'm fine. My shift finishes in an hour.

1:39:181:39:22

Well, my shift's over. I'll walk you home.

1:39:221:39:24

No, no, it's OK.

1:39:241:39:26

Zainab, I'm going to look after you.

1:39:261:39:28

Fine.

1:39:311:39:32

Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.

1:39:361:39:39

KNOCK AT DOOR >

1:39:441:39:45

I haven't come for a fight.

1:39:531:39:56

But I am worried about Christian.

1:39:561:39:57

And I'm worried about you.

1:39:571:40:00

So can I come in?

1:40:001:40:02

That was assault!

1:40:041:40:05

THAT was a warning.

1:40:051:40:07

Want to see what else I've got left? Cos I'm in the mood for smashing up some flats. How many you got left?

1:40:071:40:12

-Why ain't you in the caff?

-I cancelled.

1:40:181:40:21

If you can't be bothered to work, I can't be bothered with you.

1:40:211:40:24

You're sacked.

1:40:241:40:25

Did you...

1:40:281:40:31

Did you have feelings for Christian?

1:40:311:40:33

Is that what this is about?

1:40:331:40:35

Ben. It took guts, coming out, you know.

1:40:391:40:42

Must have been a tough task, telling your dad.

1:40:421:40:45

Well, he still hopes it's a phase, put it that way.

1:40:451:40:50

But what I don't get, what Christian doesn't get,

1:40:521:40:56

is...he was trying to help you.

1:40:561:40:58

Why would you suddenly make something like that up?

1:40:581:41:02

-It's because...

-What's she doing here?

1:41:041:41:07

Talking.

1:41:071:41:08

What you talking to her for?

1:41:081:41:11

I'm trying to help. I am family.

1:41:111:41:14

You shacked up with his brother once. Think that makes you family?

1:41:141:41:17

-Dad!

-I took Ben in, Phil, when you were too out of it to care.

1:41:171:41:20

I think your family's done enough interfering with my kid, don't you?

1:41:201:41:25

I don't need this. Look, Ben, you know where I am.

1:41:251:41:28

Call me if you need to talk.

1:41:281:41:30

If he's going to do any talking, he'll be talking to me.

1:41:301:41:34

Jode?

1:41:431:41:45

Jodie?

1:41:451:41:47

Jodie, you in?

1:41:501:41:52

Jodie?

1:41:521:41:54

I know why Jodie's leaving.

1:41:551:41:58

She told me everything.

1:41:581:42:01

Blimey, you're keen.

1:42:041:42:05

Wasn't expecting you for another five hours!

1:42:051:42:09

You know our dinner is the only good thing about today.

1:42:091:42:12

I was hoping you'd be alone.

1:42:121:42:15

Yeah, I am, yeah.

1:42:151:42:16

Mas?

1:42:191:42:20

Have I done something wrong?

1:42:201:42:23

It's not you. It's me.

1:42:241:42:26

I've never had a good conversation that started with those words.

1:42:291:42:33

It's not you. It's me.

1:42:381:42:40

No, it's both of us.

1:42:401:42:43

I never realised how Jodie felt till she told me.

1:42:431:42:46

You're taking this so well.

1:42:461:42:48

That's cos I've found the solution. Tyler!

1:42:481:42:52

Hang on. You want Tyler?

1:42:541:42:58

Me?

1:42:581:42:59

No - Jodie!

1:42:591:43:00

I never realised Jodie was so lonely, you know, missing Darren.

1:43:001:43:04

And here we are, flaunting our relationship in front of her and all she wants is to be loved too.

1:43:041:43:10

Tyler's the perfect man to do it.

1:43:101:43:12

Jodie and Tyler? No.

1:43:121:43:15

Oh, but I've already asked Tyler and he said yeah. Jodie's on her way to the Vic now.

1:43:151:43:20

And Tyler's going to be there, waiting to ask her out.

1:43:201:43:23

My family are in turmoil, Jane.

1:43:251:43:29

I have to put them first.

1:43:291:43:31

I can't go round chasing dreams for myself,

1:43:331:43:36

no matter how wonderful those dreams are.

1:43:361:43:39

And you are.

1:43:391:43:41

Wonderful.

1:43:431:43:44

You really are Mr Perfect, aren't you?

1:43:471:43:50

Even making rejection sound good.

1:43:501:43:53

Rejection? You're my best friend. I've only just got you back. I don't want to lose you.

1:43:531:43:58

But what kind of a man would I be, running straight to another woman

1:44:001:44:03

when Zainab and I are barely divorced?

1:44:031:44:06

Abandoning my family when they need me?

1:44:061:44:09

Timing never has been our strong point.

1:44:121:44:14

I wish...

1:44:171:44:18

I wish it could be different.

1:44:211:44:24

But it can't.

1:44:261:44:28

I'm so sorry.

1:44:311:44:33

Go on, Alf, take some for in here. Pound each, mark 'em up to a fiver. Can't say fairer than that.

1:44:411:44:46

Gelukkig Kerstfeest!

1:44:461:44:49

-That's foreign, ain't it?

-Could say they're continental...

1:44:491:44:53

So's the plug on these lights, you doughnut! It's two pins! What's the matter with you?!

1:44:531:44:58

You touch her, and I'll kill you.

1:45:051:45:07

Look, I'm doing you a favour, all right. She ain't never going to nick Poppy's bloke, is she?

1:45:071:45:13

-Girl Power and all that. This way we both score.

-Just don't, all right?

1:45:131:45:17

And Jodie is looking UEFA Championship level fit tonight.

1:45:171:45:20

-What's that then?

-Jodie.

1:45:201:45:22

You lucky boys! I'm not quite sure what league my flatmates are.

1:45:221:45:26

Johnstone's Paint Trophy, I reckon.

1:45:261:45:28

There you are!

1:45:291:45:31

-You all right?

-All right.

1:45:311:45:34

I'll let you know how the Jodie test drive goes.

1:45:361:45:39

-Attention, please!

-What are you doing?

-Never you mind.

1:45:391:45:42

I would like to raise a toast to this beautiful lady,

1:45:421:45:46

who this time last year made me the happiest man in the world.

1:45:461:45:49

-Didn't you get married at Christmas?

-You're killing the moment!

1:45:491:45:53

Yes, it was last November, ladies and gentlemen, we renewed our wedding vows.

1:45:531:45:57

I always reckon when you find Mrs Right, you've got to hold on to Mrs Right.

1:45:571:46:01

So come on, everybody, raise your glasses to my beautiful wife, Mrs Moon. Yay!

1:46:011:46:05

CHEERING

1:46:051:46:07

PHONE RINGS

1:46:101:46:13

Hello?

1:46:161:46:17

Tanya!

1:46:411:46:43

PHONE RINGS

1:46:541:46:57

Christian!

1:46:581:47:00

Well, where are you?

1:47:001:47:02

You do know Poppy wants you to cop off with Tyler? You don't fancy him, do you?

1:47:061:47:10

Poppy's in love with you.

1:47:101:47:12

-It's been two days, Jode.

-And it'll be more if I leave. She's my best friend. Make her happy.

1:47:121:47:17

-Fancy going on somewhere later, beautiful?

-Get off her!

-Anthony!

1:47:171:47:21

I can't stand this any more! I've got to tell her the truth.

1:47:211:47:25

-You don't.

-What truth?

1:47:251:47:27

-Look, Poppy. I'm sorry.

-No!

1:47:321:47:35

I'll do it.

1:47:351:47:36

We kissed.

1:47:401:47:42

You and Tyler?

1:47:421:47:43

Me and Anthony.

1:47:451:47:46

MY Anthony?

1:47:481:47:50

Yeah.

1:47:511:47:52

Letting herself go.

1:48:071:48:09

He, um...

1:48:091:48:12

He called.

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Well, where is he? What did he say?

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He's not coming back.

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What? Just give me the phone.

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Syed. I'm sorry.

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He said...

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He said to say it was over.

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Kamil's asleep.

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Just let him rest.

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I could stay overnight.

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Just to make him feel safe.

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No. It's crowded enough already.

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Well, if you're sure you're OK. You just need to ask.

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OK.

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Here again, Masood?

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Now that I've moved in,

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we don't need you any more.

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He couldn't even tell me himself! After all I gave up for him!

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You didn't give up everything.

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You kept the most important thing.

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People who love you.

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Look, I can't leave you like this.

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Forget finding us a flat, Yasmin and I can move in here.

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She needs you, Syed. You're the most important man in her world.

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Let's go and get our daughter, bring her home.

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You're not on your own.

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You've got a family.

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I deserve the truth, Zainab.

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OK.

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It was just for one night, Masood. Just one night, and he stayed on the sofa.

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You moved him in?

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I, um...

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I understand how you must feel.

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Your wife...

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living with another man.

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D'you know the odd thing?

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I feel nothing.

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Do what you want, Zainab.

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Masood! I did it to protect Kamil!

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Masood! Masood, I'm sorry, OK? Masood, I'm sorry! Can you tell him, please?! Yusef, I need to...

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What are you doing? I need to talk to him.

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You...you....

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You have to leave now, OK? You have to go...NOW!

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Yusef, you have to leave now!

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For your reputation, yes?

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Yes!

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So now I shame you.

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And, um...

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..where was this reputation when you let me move in?

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When you kissed me?

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Played happy families in Pakistan?

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I can't do it.

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I can't just be friends.

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Do you know what your precious community sees when it looks at you?

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A single mother.

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Two failed marriages.

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An unmarried daughter on the other side of the world...

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..and a gay son rutting with paedophiles.

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Yusef!

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You want to see shame? Look at you.

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Look. LOOK!

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I'm the last man

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who will ever have you now.

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