14/04/2012 EastEnders Omnibus


14/04/2012

Walford's residents turn out in force to pay their respects to Heather, but a furious Shirley makes it clear that Andrew is not welcome at the funeral.


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CHURCH BELLS RING

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I'm off to church, Easter service.

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Would you like to come with me?

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I'm ever so sorry I doubted you,

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it's just I couldn't help meself.

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You see, I was a doting mother with my son.

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I believed every word he said and look where that got me.

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Oh, I'm so sorry. Do forgive me.

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It's all right, Auntie Dot, I don't blame you.

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'The truth is bound to come out, Andrew.

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'I mean, look at Jesus.

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'He was wrongly accused of rebelling against Caesar,

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'but like he said, "My kingdom is not of this world."

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'That's John 18:36.

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'And that is why we celebrate Easter Sunday.

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'It's the triumph of good over evil.

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'Life over death.

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'I know it's hard for you to think at the moment,

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'but the darkness will lift.

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'You've got to believe that.

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'Otherwise, weren't no point in Jesus dying and rising again,

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'was there?

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'First the darkness and then the light.'

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-TELEVISION:

-Two, three...

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four.

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This ain't benefiting anybody.

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This constant noise, you know,

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and talking to George about Heather all the time...

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Oh, well, I'm sorry if me being upset has put dampener on your day

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but in case you'd forgotten, my best mate's just been murdered.

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Darren's on his way back.

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So you won't have to put up with this for much longer.

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-COT MOBILE LULLABY PLAYS

-That's quite cute.

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Blimey, keeps on coming, don't it?

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We have got a whole room to kit out. Don't you approve?

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I don't approve of the price.

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You pay more for ONE of your shirts.

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Anyway, listen, we've got a whole wedding to sort out.

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-SHE CLEARS THROAT

-Prenup.

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A girl has got to protect her assets.

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So, we need to talk about venue, theme.

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Theme?

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Yeah, well, we don't want it to look like we've just walked in off the streets, do we?

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We haven't even set a date yet. Let's talk about it later.

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No, no, let's talk about this now.

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No, let's talk about it later, cos I'm going down the gym.

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There's a problem that needs sorting.

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Which is obviously far more important than what is supposed to be the best day of our lives!

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So, what does that mean, then, when they take the tape away?

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Oh, it means the flat ain't a crime scene anymore.

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Old Bill got all they need.

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Oh, so what now?

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Dunno, have to wait and see if they get any more evidence on Andrew.

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How do you think he does it - I mean, look so normal after what he did?

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Don't ask me.

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Some people ain't got a conscience, have they?

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Oi...

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What do you reckon?

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It's well nice. I won't ask where it you got it from, though.

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No, don't, cos that would just be plain rude, wouldn't it?

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I need to speak to Alfie about Hev's wake.

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-Before we go, there's something I need to talk to you about.

-Ben!

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The caff.

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What about it?

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Well, Ian mentioned that he might be interested in buying it.

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Hope you bit his hand off.

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Well, we've agreed a price.

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Well, I hope you take him for everything he's got.

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I've got to give up the job, anyway. I need to focus on what's best for George.

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What's best for George is being with his dad.

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Darren's on his way back, ain't he?

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Darren is no more than a kid himself.

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-He's still his father.

-Yeah, in name only.

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He's already done a runner once,

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-what makes you think he won't do that again?

-He's grown up a bit since then.

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You bung him a couple of grand and he'll be on his way, I guarantee it.

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See, this is what George needs...

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security.

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People that he can rely on, and we've got that in bucket loads.

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Darren hasn't.

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Now, this one's from Kat, this one's from Mo,

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and, young lady, you are under strict instructions to eat these instead of lunch, OK?

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-Thanks, Alfie.

-You're welcome. Make sure you save some for me.

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Good girl. I'll be up shortly.

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Grandad, how's Kat getting on looking after Charlie?

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Poor Charlie. I mean, Kat's no Florence Nightingale.

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You can imagine, can't you? "Eat now! Drink now! Sleep now!"

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Did she like the dress?

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The dress I tried on?

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Does it look as good on her as it did on me?

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She reckons I know as much about fashion as she does about football.

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She thought Papa Bouba Diop was a rap singer.

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Thanks for helping out, you're a life-saver.

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Happy Easter, guys. Usual? Trace, do you want to sort out Phil?

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-Yeah, cheers. Alf?

-Yeah.

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Shirley wants to have a word with you about numbers for the buffet.

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All right, mate, chat later, yeah?

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-Alfie!

-What?

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(Yeah, listen...)

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That's your share from the sale of the booze.

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-Yay-hey!

-Not in 'ere! Don't want Phil clocking it, do you?

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-Or even worse, Derek. Stick it away.

-All right, all right, see you later.

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Phil.

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Shirl.

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Listen, I know you got a lot on your plate at the moment,

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but, well, if you need any help with the funeral arrangements,

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-just give us a shout, eh?

-You know what, Billy, I was thinking -

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Hev, she wouldn't want everyone in black and miserable,

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so I think we should all dress up in '80s gear as a kind of tribute.

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'80s?

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Yeah! You know, mullet wigs, Frankie Says t-shirts.

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Just spread the word, Billy, tell them to use their imagination.

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Imagination. Right.

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I ain't going to let anyone forget her, Phil.

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So, I'm dying to know what was so important that it took priority

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-over our nuptials?

-Air-con.

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-That better be a joke.

-It's not a joke.

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If I don't sort it, I'll have a load of grunts in there, complaining they can't breathe.

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Well, we just couldn't have that, could we(?)

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That's weird. Must've left my key fob inside.

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Michael, come on, it'll keep. We've got things to discuss!

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I will buy you another one.

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I don't want you to buy me a new one, I want to find the one I've lost!

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So we've got our future to sort out

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and you would rather look for a key ring?

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It's really nice to know that you've got your priorities sorted.

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You look like you could do with a bit of help.

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Aww, this is so lovely. The baby isn't even here yet and it's already getting spoilt!

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You'll be used to all this, I suppose, eh, boys?

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George's stuff's taken over the house.

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COT MOBILE LULLABY PLAYS

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Oi, you know she's been seen? Heather.

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Near the chippy, the Minute Mart.

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Just hovering round the crisps.

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Do you think that's funny?

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Nicking bars of chocolate, cans of cola just floating through the air.

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Lola, stop it! I thought you'd have more respect!

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-Wind your neck in, Grandma.

-A little boy's lost his mum and all you can do is joke!

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I was only having a laugh.

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-It's not a laughing matter, growing up without a mum.

-Jay, leave it out.

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You lost your mum, didn't you, Ben? Thought you'd back me up there.

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I lost my dad, you know.

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And the last thing that makes you want to do is laugh.

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Yeah, I get it! I lost my dad too, didn't I?

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Look, Abs, Abs, just...

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Just leave him.

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Some people, eh? Just can't take a joke.

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You shouldn't let her talk to you like that.

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Is it the fob with the St Christopher on it?

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I'm good, Jean, here. If you need to be somewhere else, I'm fine.

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Oh, no, I'm happy!

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You rescued me, so I'll rescue you.

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One good turn deserves another, that's what they say, isn't it?

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Was it very expensive?

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No, no, no, it was a gift from my mother, Jean.

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Oh!

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Oh, sentimental value!

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I've got lots of things of sentimental value.

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I keep them in a box.

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They're all worthless, well, in monetary terms.

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You know, you've probably tucked it away somewhere safe.

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You just have to remember where you put it.

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Yeah, that's genius. Well done.

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You know, um...

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..your mum would be very proud of you.

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All that you've achieved.

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Yeah, yeah, she'd be delighted.

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Yeah, with the marriage, the baby, everything.

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You'll be a good dad. Just like your dad.

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Oh, I know things aren't as they could be with Tommy,

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but Alfie is a great dad and you'll be a great dad. Better, even!

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And I've said too much, haven't I? I've got no off switch.

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No, you're all right, Jean. I need to get in there.

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HE GROANS Come on!

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SHE GASPS

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How significant is that?!

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Yes, yes!

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Ah, thank you, Jean!

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Jay, in the next few days George will be gone, you know,

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and then we can get back to being normal.

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Normal?

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Looking at you, you'd think there was nothing wrong.

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You get up in the morning, you eat your bit of breakfast, you even play with the boy.

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How do you do that?

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Maybe I got a bit more of the old man in me than I thought.

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TV PLAYS EASTER SERMON MUSIC

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Nice sermon?

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Yes. It was all about the Resurrection, you know.

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The power of life over death.

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Rebirth. New beginning.

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Anything about Doubting Thomas there?

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No, Rose. No, that'll be next week.

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And I have apologised, haven't I, Andrew?

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Too little, too late.

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And I accepted. It ain't been easy for any of us, Mum.

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Is that for little George?

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Yeah.

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Why don't we all go over the Vic together?

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The Vic?

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Why not? We've none of us got anything on our consciences.

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Certainly not with regard to the passing of dear Heather.

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Yeah, but...

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do you think that's how they'll see it?

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-How's it looking?

-Done. Done.

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-Does it look all right?

-Yeah.

-OK. Are we ready? Right, boys and girls,

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mums and dads, are we ready for our great Easter egg hunt?!

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-CHILDREN CHEER

-I can't hear you. Are you ready?

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OK, Auntie Jean, after three. All together, one, two, three...

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THEY CHEER

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That's it, through you go.

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Oh, you're lukewarm there. Oh, you're cold!

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Not ice-cold, but...

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Well, if it was a colour, it would be blue. Cobalt blue.

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-Jean! Jean, just point her in the right direction!

-That would give her an unfair advantage!

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The other kids might need a bit of help as well.

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Jean, when we said we'd hide the Easter eggs, we meant under the tables,

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not in another borough. Listen boys and girls, up here!

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There might be some up here!

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Yeah, come on, come on. Amy, come on!

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Let's see if I can find some behind the bar.

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Parents, I hope you're not hiding Easter eggs!

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Oh, look what I found! Who wants an egg?!

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CHILDREN SHOUT

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I can't hear you, who wants an egg?! OK, put one in there.

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I've found another one. What colour is that? What colour is it?

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-CHILD:

-Yellow!

-Yellow, OK. What about the mums and dads?

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I think I've found some more, here, as well.

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OK, who wants an Easter egg?

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-CHILDREN:

-Me-e-e!

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-Could I have your attention, please?

-SHE BANGS BAR-TOP

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I just want to say something.

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I didn't want to, but I had me doubts about Andrew,

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like a lot of people in this pub.

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But Easter is about a new beginning...

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-I don't believe this!

-..so what I want to say...

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Jean, could you put George in the buggy?

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..if you could find it in your heart to start afresh.

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I mean, innocent until proved guilty.

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I mean, that's always been good enough for you in the past, Phil.

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Andrew's heart is broken. He could never have hurt her.

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-No, he couldn't.

-No. He asked me to give you this. It'll be track ten that you're looking for.

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And this is from Andrew. He wanted to give it to George himself,

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but he knew he wouldn't be welcome.

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-Give it a rest, yeah?

-I'm only trying to help you.

-I don't need your help.

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Shirl. Shirley! Come on.

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Phil, seriously, I don't know how much longer I can keep this up now.

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Just go home, yeah? It'll be all right.

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Dad, he's not good. He nearly lost it with Lola.

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Just leave it with me. I'll deal with it.

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Peace offering.

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There you go.

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You've got to feel for Ben and Jay. Heather was like family.

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You don't have to rub it in. I did say I'm sorry.

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Lola?

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I asked you not to be flashing this stuff around, didn't I?

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You look terrified. Sorry, are we expecting company?

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Are the police going to come flying through the window any second now?

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-What?

-All this hooky gear you got coming in.

-Yeah, yeah.

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Just pack it in, eh? Joke's a joke!

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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If Derek finds out you've been splashing the cash on this stuff

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and finds out you've been ripping him off, it's bye-bye, your kneecaps.

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It ain't Derek that bothers me.

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-Least not about this.

-Well, who is it then?

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George went out like a light.

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It ain't doing anyone any good, Shirl.

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All this grief.

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Darren'll be here in a few days and George'll be on his way.

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Why don't you have a good time with the boy while you can?

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-You know it's the right thing to do.

-Oh, is that right?

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Darren ain't equipped to look after a kid!

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He's his dad. He should be with his dad.

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Oh, and you're the expert on that, are you?

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A boy needs his dad.

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And he needs his mum, too.

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And if I could bring her back then God knows I would.

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And if I could do anything to stop you hurting...

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I'd do that too.

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Anything.

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Then marry me.

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Well, the police have left,

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so the sooner we can get Heather's stuff out, the better, really.

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-Absolutely, I'll make sure that Shirley's told.

-Oh!

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-What?

-That's weird, I've just had exactly the same bag delivered.

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-Yeah, it was a present off...

-Yeah, from my Aunt Maisie, in Maidenhead.

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-Loaded.

-Oh, she needs to be, the price of it.

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It didn't all come from her, did it, Pops?

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Some of it came from a little closer to home.

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-Janine, did you want to come see what I got the baby?

-No, no, no!

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Janine ain't got time to look at all that tat from the market.

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She's a businesswoman - time's money for her.

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Well, the longer the flat's vacant, the more money I'm losing. That's not me being cold,

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just pragmatic.

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Once we've had it, er, fumigated, then we can get a new tenant in.

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Was never really the most hygienic of people was she?

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-Oh, Janine, that ain't...

-Spirits can't rest, can they? When someone's been murdered.

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Exorcised and fumigated.

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I might just get a vicar in to do the job lot!

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Yeah, and they can marry you and Michael while they're at it!

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THEY LAUGH

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I'd love to marry you, Shirl,

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but you ain't asking for the right reason.

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All you've talked about is George, not about us.

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-And we can't give the kid what he needs.

-Yes, we can!

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This is killing you, Shirley!

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You know, you're not sleeping, you're not eating right,

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you're not thinking straight.

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-And I'm worried. I'm really worried.

-There's nothing to worry about.

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She's gone, Shirl.

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You're burying her this week and George, he's got another life now.

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Just let him go.

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I can't.

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You've got to!

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-Not yet. I owe her.

-Look at us, Shirl, yeah?

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I'm worried about everyone - I'm worried about you,

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I'm worried about Ben and I'm worried about Jay.

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What have we got to offer the kid, hm?

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-I owe Hev.

-Yeah, but that doesn't make you a good mum, does it?

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Or me a good dad. Just let him go. Let 'em...

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Let 'em both go.

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I've just seen Billy going round to Heather's.

0:18:080:18:10

Janine wants it cleared as soon as possible.

0:18:100:18:12

I've got these hot cross buns left over from Good Friday

0:18:190:18:23

-and they've got real butter on them, not margarine.

-No, thanks, Auntie Dot.

-Oh.

0:18:230:18:27

-You haven't eaten anything all day.

-Not as if I'm wasting away, is it?

0:18:270:18:32

Think I'll lie down. See if I can get rid of this headache.

0:18:320:18:35

-Andrew...

-No, Rose.

0:18:350:18:36

He's full of heartache.

0:18:370:18:39

He's got to find his own way through it.

0:18:390:18:41

-I can't bear seeing him like this.

-I know, but we have got a dark day ahead of us,

0:18:410:18:45

and we've got to conserve our strength.

0:18:450:18:48

-Got to get a grip.

-Yes. You know, so as we can deal with it.

-OK.

0:18:480:18:51

Go on, have a bun.

0:18:510:18:52

Billy!

0:19:020:19:03

-What?

-Billy, give me the keys.

-Eh?

0:19:030:19:06

You sure you're ready for this?

0:19:130:19:16

No.

0:19:170:19:19

(Come here.)

0:19:200:19:21

GEORGE CRYING

0:19:270:19:29

ROCK MUSIC PLAYING

0:19:320:19:34

You do realise he's crying up there?

0:19:480:19:51

It's all right, George. I'm coming, mate. You're safe.

0:19:540:19:56

You're safe.

0:19:560:19:57

It's like she's still here.

0:20:560:20:57

I can feel her.

0:21:000:21:01

Keep thinking she's going to walk through that door

0:21:050:21:07

with a couple of Woo Woos and a big fat smile on her face.

0:21:070:21:11

I'm a...

0:21:220:21:23

..bit worried about Jay, he's on his own with George.

0:21:250:21:29

Then you go.

0:21:320:21:33

I'll be fine.

0:21:370:21:38

MUSIC: "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!

0:22:050:22:08

SHIRLEY CHUCKLES

0:22:080:22:10

Ah!

0:22:190:22:20

SHIRLEY SOBS

0:22:250:22:27

My name's Maria De Costa, from Social Services.

0:22:400:22:43

This is Anthony Patrick.

0:22:430:22:45

All right?

0:22:580:22:59

Can't've been easy.

0:23:020:23:04

If there's anything you want me to keep,

0:23:040:23:05

you know, when I'm clearing the place?

0:23:050:23:07

No, you don't touch a thing in there, d'you hear me?

0:23:070:23:10

-No, Janine, she wants...

-I'm telling you not to! Understand?

0:23:100:23:12

-Just doing my job, Shirl.

-Then don't!

0:23:120:23:15

PHONE RINGS

0:23:150:23:16

Yep?

0:23:180:23:20

Oh, G...!

0:23:220:23:23

You've done a fantastic job looking after George.

0:23:510:23:53

-He seems a very happy little boy.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

0:23:530:23:56

Especially under the circumstances.

0:23:580:24:00

-I can't imagine how difficult it's been for you.

-Look...

0:24:000:24:03

I'm really sorry, but I don't understand what's going on.

0:24:030:24:06

Since when do you guys work on a Sunday?

0:24:060:24:08

I've just come to see how you are, Shirley,

0:24:080:24:11

-cos I know that you've been...

-I can't say goodbye to him!

0:24:110:24:14

Not yet. I'm not ready.

0:24:140:24:16

You're not taking George?

0:24:160:24:18

Not now?

0:24:180:24:20

Oh, you couldn't wait, could you, Dot?

0:24:210:24:24

You call yourself a Christian woman?! Some kind of DO-GOODER

0:24:240:24:26

-and you pull a stunt like this!

-Like what?

-Get out of my house.

0:24:260:24:29

Get out of my house, you interfering old cow!

0:24:290:24:32

You couldn't resist, could you?! Were you on the blower to the Social the MINUTE we left the pub?

0:24:320:24:37

robbing me of what little time I've got left with him!

0:24:370:24:39

It wasn't Dot. It was me.

0:24:390:24:40

I did what I thought was for the best.

0:24:420:24:44

-For the best?

-Please, I'm sorry, all right? just...

0:24:480:24:51

It was killing us, Shirl. All of us.

0:24:510:24:53

George included.

0:24:530:24:55

And I didn't want to watch you being torn apart any more.

0:24:560:24:59

Now you can still see him, can't you?

0:24:590:25:01

You can stay in touch.

0:25:010:25:03

I know this is hard, but George's place is with his dad.

0:25:040:25:08

Next time he sees me, he won't know who I am.

0:25:080:25:12

He won't know that me and his mum had the best time ever.

0:25:130:25:17

That I loved her like a sister and she died!

0:25:170:25:20

She died not knowing she was the best thing that ever happened to me!

0:25:210:25:24

She did know, Shirley. We all knew.

0:25:240:25:27

All right, big man?

0:25:340:25:36

You've got it all ahead of you, ain't ya?

0:25:450:25:47

GEORGE CHUCKLES

0:25:470:25:49

You be a good boy for Daddy.

0:25:490:25:51

Ben?

0:25:560:25:57

You make Mummy proud, yeah?

0:26:000:26:02

Not Mummy.

0:26:020:26:04

Mummy'll be watching you all the time.

0:26:050:26:07

Not Mummy!

0:26:070:26:09

-Not Mummy.

-OK.

0:26:090:26:11

GEORGE CHUCKLES

0:26:150:26:16

Bye, George Michael Trott.

0:26:170:26:19

I think I can see you!

0:26:240:26:26

SHIRLEY SOBS

0:26:420:26:44

Hello, miss. Would you like to save 20 percent on your major bills?

0:27:090:27:12

Hello, sir. Who is your energy provider?

0:27:140:27:17

Hey, sir. Would you like to...? What's going on, Jay? You all right?

0:27:170:27:21

Since when you started all this?

0:27:210:27:22

Since about 15 minutes ago. Feels like 15 hours, though.

0:27:220:27:25

But you've got to do what you've got to do.

0:27:250:27:27

And this is the only thing going.

0:27:270:27:28

-Well, good luck.

-Oh, thanks. Thanks very much(!)

0:27:280:27:31

Hey, Bianca!

0:27:310:27:33

Listen, I can save you some money, you know. 20 percent.

0:27:330:27:37

Now, what you got to remember?

0:27:370:27:40

This perverting the course of justice malarkey,

0:27:400:27:42

it's not the same as the other thing, all right?

0:27:420:27:46

-I know.

-It's got nothing to do with it.

-Where's my list?

0:27:460:27:49

-What list?

-The funeral list.

0:27:490:27:52

What's it doing there?

0:27:530:27:55

You know, you wouldn't have to be doing all this

0:27:550:27:57

if you'd let Dot stay involved.

0:27:570:27:59

What have I got to say to this psychiatric bloke?

0:27:590:28:01

Tell him you're nuts. That'll always work.

0:28:010:28:04

Pretend to be, is what she's trying to say.

0:28:040:28:05

-Right, and how do I go about that?

-Act normal.

0:28:050:28:08

-PHIL SIGHS

-I'm trying to give him support here.

0:28:090:28:12

And what happened to my support when you let the Social take George away?

0:28:120:28:15

-We've been through all this.

-D'you know where I'm going later?

0:28:150:28:18

Round Heather's to sort her stuff out. How will that make me feel?

0:28:180:28:21

Why do you have to go round Heather's?

0:28:210:28:23

Sort out the funeral music.

0:28:230:28:25

Not George Michael?

0:28:250:28:27

Not your funeral, sadly.

0:28:280:28:30

All right then, what about Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me?

0:28:300:28:34

I've put you and Jay down for a reading. Is that all right, Ben?

0:28:340:28:37

The best thing, as far as the shrink goes,

0:28:400:28:43

is to talk about your mum and stuff.

0:28:430:28:45

What?

0:28:450:28:47

About her dying when she did.

0:28:470:28:49

They'll lap that up, won't they?

0:28:490:28:52

I can't say anything this morning, can I?

0:28:540:28:57

You don't even have the right to MENTION her name!

0:28:570:29:00

I don't think I did, did I?

0:29:000:29:01

Ian's told me about you and her. You can stuff your head doctor!

0:29:010:29:05

HE SIGHS

0:29:100:29:11

MUSIC: "Don't Stop" by Fleetwood Mac

0:29:110:29:15

What do you think?

0:29:150:29:18

Sorry?

0:29:180:29:20

Thursday will be my third funeral in nine months.

0:29:200:29:23

Can I get away with this again?

0:29:230:29:25

It's actually a bit of a squeeze.

0:29:250:29:28

Then again, it's only Heather.

0:29:280:29:30

But I do feel so incredibly sexy.

0:29:300:29:33

Huh?

0:29:330:29:34

And what's a girl to do about that?

0:29:340:29:36

Do we have any bacon?

0:29:360:29:39

Michael, this is important.

0:29:390:29:42

Yeah, I'm sure you'll sort it out.

0:29:420:29:45

I'm going to get some bacon.

0:29:450:29:46

SHE SIGHS

0:29:460:29:48

There was me thinking you might be overwhelmed with desire.

0:29:480:29:51

I don't like the sound of the direct debit, though.

0:29:550:29:58

But you like the sound of 20 percent off your lecky bill, though?

0:29:580:30:00

-I don't know.

-It's gas as well.

0:30:000:30:02

Is he hassling you?

0:30:020:30:03

No, he's just told me I can get 20 percent off my electric.

0:30:030:30:06

20 percent? You scam artist.

0:30:060:30:07

-It's not a scam!

-Go on, jog on.

-What are you talking about, bruv?

0:30:070:30:10

-I said jog on!

-Easy! Easy!

0:30:100:30:12

20 percent? How d'you like the sound of 100 percent, hmm?

0:30:130:30:17

Think of what you could do with all that extra cash.

0:30:170:30:21

Why can't I be Merlin?

0:30:230:30:24

Because I'm Sir Lancelot, and Sir Lancelot has to have a horse.

0:30:240:30:28

MORGAN MOANS

0:30:280:30:30

So...

0:30:300:30:31

ride on, Dobbin!

0:30:310:30:34

-Woo!

-Na-hey!

0:30:340:30:36

Hey, you all right?

0:30:360:30:38

-What? What's the matter?

-Nothing.

0:30:390:30:42

What's the matter? What are you doing?

0:30:420:30:44

Who normally does these for you?

0:30:460:30:49

Jean does them at the end of the month.

0:30:490:30:51

-And you pay her for that?

-ALFIE SIGHS

0:30:510:30:53

-We spoke about it a few weeks ago.

-She's living here rent-free!

0:30:530:30:56

Yes, cos she's family.

0:30:560:30:57

If Jean wants a job, she should get a job.

0:30:570:30:59

-HE SIGHS

-I'm not sacking her.

0:30:590:31:01

Alfie, do the maths! Look, you're not running a charity here, OK?

0:31:010:31:04

She's still sitting on all that scratch card money.

0:31:040:31:07

She's not going to get thrown into poverty, is she?

0:31:070:31:09

Was just going to say the bathroom's free.

0:31:120:31:14

MUSIC: "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge

0:31:140:31:16

-TIFFANY:

-Charge!

0:31:270:31:30

Jean? Hold on a minute. Please come back...

0:31:300:31:32

CRASHING

0:31:320:31:33

What are you two doing here?

0:31:390:31:41

Searching for the Holy Grail.

0:31:410:31:43

-Where's your dad?

-Ow!

0:31:430:31:45

Is he now? Oh, IS he now? Right.

0:31:450:31:47

DOOR SLAMS

0:31:510:31:52

-Ray, since when have you been back at work?

-Since today.

0:31:560:31:59

-Are you feeding those kids again?

-There's two tons of sausages

0:31:590:32:02

nearly past their sell-by-date. What's the problem?

0:32:020:32:05

-They're not your sausages!

-Look, tomorrow they'll be in the bin.

0:32:050:32:07

Shall I tell you what I told Alfie? This is not a charity, OK?

0:32:070:32:10

-How will you work with one hand?

-Jean's helping me.

0:32:100:32:12

-What?

-If you're going to be like this...

0:32:120:32:14

Ray, what you doing?

0:32:140:32:16

Ray?! Ray! Come on!

0:32:160:32:19

Ray, come back. Where you going?

0:32:190:32:21

Come here! Oi!

0:32:210:32:23

Come on, grab your coats. We'll do this at your mum's house.

0:32:230:32:25

Ray, you can't just walk out! We're open in two hours.

0:32:250:32:28

-Ray, Ray, what are you doing?

-I'm sorry mate, it's done.

0:32:280:32:31

-It's lunchtime, what are you doing?

-Done, done!

-Ray!

0:32:310:32:34

-HE SIGHS

-Brilliant. Well done, Rox(!)

0:32:350:32:38

Jean, what did Roxy actually say, then?

0:32:440:32:48

-Everything all right, Jean?

-Yeah, were fine.

0:32:480:32:51

Apparently, I don't need a paid job

0:32:540:32:57

because I'm sitting on all that scratch card money,

0:32:570:33:00

which is actually for a rainy day.

0:33:000:33:03

What scratch card money?

0:33:030:33:05

Oh...

0:33:060:33:09

I won £8,000 on a scratch card last November.

0:33:090:33:12

Yeah?

0:33:120:33:14

Really?

0:33:140:33:15

And they say good things don't happen to nice people?

0:33:150:33:18

Tell you what.

0:33:180:33:21

If I sort out Roxy and Alfie for you,

0:33:230:33:26

will you do me a favour?

0:33:260:33:28

Will you sort out Janine for me?

0:33:280:33:30

I know, I know.

0:33:310:33:34

Have you ever heard of a prenuptial agreement?

0:33:340:33:38

Has Lola been in? Have you seen Lola?

0:33:400:33:43

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:33:500:33:51

I'm, uh... I'm sorry for what I said about your mum.

0:33:550:33:59

It's time to go.

0:34:010:34:03

We just need to hold it together for a few more days.

0:34:070:34:10

Once the funeral's over, things will start to quieten down, and then...

0:34:100:34:15

we can get on with our lives.

0:34:150:34:17

I've been thinking.

0:34:190:34:20

Yeah?

0:34:200:34:23

And I've made a decision.

0:34:230:34:25

Yeah?

0:34:280:34:30

I'm going to confess.

0:34:300:34:32

HE SIGHS

0:34:340:34:36

Two dozen Luscious Lash mascaras,

0:34:400:34:43

two dozen fruity lip glosses,

0:34:430:34:45

two dozen full spectrum eye-shadows,

0:34:450:34:47

two dozen make-up remover kits.

0:34:470:34:50

Cash on delivery, yeah?

0:34:500:34:52

And how long will I take to get it?

0:34:520:34:54

Brilliant. Thanks! Cheers.

0:34:550:34:57

What was that about?

0:34:570:34:59

Got a bit of spare cash, so I'm going into business.

0:34:590:35:01

I've been thinking about it for ages.

0:35:010:35:03

-Oh, yeah? What kind of business?

-Door-to-door cosmetics.

0:35:030:35:06

-What's the windfall?

-Derek's helping me, but you didn't hear me say that.

0:35:060:35:09

-You know, there is nothing worth eating in this freezer.

-What?

0:35:110:35:14

-Do you know what chicken nuggets are made out of?

-Morgan loves them.

0:35:140:35:17

HE LAUGHS

0:35:170:35:18

What about mechanically recovered meat?

0:35:180:35:20

-Erm, I don't really care.

-You don't care about the kids' health?

0:35:200:35:23

We're talking 20 percent recovered chicken gloop, and 80 percent...

0:35:230:35:27

-La-la-la-la!

-Right, you know what?

0:35:270:35:30

I'm going to give you a cooking lesson.

0:35:300:35:32

-What?

-Wait there. Wait there.

-I need some shopping.

0:35:320:35:37

Come on, Einstein. Where will we get a chef?

0:35:370:35:39

I'm sorry, Alfie, OK? I'm sorry. But it was stealing.

0:35:390:35:42

-Technically, it was...

-Let's work this out, OK?

0:35:420:35:44

Four sausages. What's that? A quid, at the most.

0:35:440:35:46

An entire lunchtime trade down the Swanee.

0:35:460:35:48

200 quid.

0:35:480:35:50

You work out the maths!

0:35:500:35:51

As you said to me, what, 15 minutes...

0:35:510:35:54

-Hold on a minute. Hold on. Where are you going?

-To beg.

0:35:540:35:58

SHE SIGHS

0:35:580:35:59

DOOR SLAMS

0:35:590:36:01

-Is this the best garlic you got, mate?

-That's all I have.

0:36:010:36:04

-Can I have a word, mate?

-Too late, Alfie mate, I'm sorry.

0:36:040:36:07

I know Roxy was operating above her pay grade, all right?

0:36:070:36:09

And you can give as many sausages to as many kids as you want.

0:36:090:36:13

Raymundo, come on, listen. Think about it, right, I need you.

0:36:130:36:16

-The Queen Vic needs you.

-I've got other stuff on now, man.

0:36:160:36:19

I know what you're saying. To show there's no hard feeling,

0:36:190:36:22

I am prepared to give you time and a half.

0:36:220:36:24

You can't say fairer than that.

0:36:240:36:26

Where's your sense of loyalty? Sense of duty, eh? Come on!

0:36:260:36:29

Last time I checked, Roxy cooks a mean beans on toast.

0:36:290:36:31

Forget about it.

0:36:310:36:34

Alfie! I bet you'd like to save 20 percent on your...

0:36:340:36:36

Fats, later!

0:36:360:36:37

..utility bills.

0:36:370:36:39

Eh, you're wearing the same colour as my company. You could save...

0:36:390:36:42

Marriage is about love. It shouldn't have anything to do with money.

0:36:420:36:46

It's a beautiful sentiment.

0:36:470:36:50

But Janine's Janine.

0:36:500:36:51

Well, Cruella De Vil, surely.

0:36:510:36:55

Jean, light of my life.

0:36:560:36:59

Sausage queen extraordinaire. I need you, sweetheart.

0:36:590:37:02

Jean, come on!

0:37:020:37:03

Roxy was talking out of her backside, OK?

0:37:030:37:06

I'd sack her before I sacked you.

0:37:060:37:07

Please, come on.

0:37:070:37:09

What's brought this on?

0:37:090:37:11

If I'm being honest, takings are down.

0:37:110:37:12

I'll tell you why takings are down.

0:37:120:37:14

Cos Sausage Surprise isn't on the menu.

0:37:140:37:16

Come on, walk back in triumph. Please, I'm begging you.

0:37:160:37:20

-What's happened to Ray?

-Who's Ray? See what I did there?

0:37:200:37:23

Come on, I need you, Jean. Please, darling.

0:37:230:37:26

Alfie, there's something you've failed to realise.

0:37:260:37:30

-Sausage Surprise is my signature dish.

-Yes, I know.

0:37:300:37:33

I can't just magic it up!

0:37:330:37:36

D'you know how long it takes to chop eight pounds of onions?

0:37:360:37:39

-I cook.

-Really?

0:37:390:37:41

Yeah, when the muse descends. What would it entail?

0:37:410:37:45

-Chopping onions, mainly.

-I can do that.

0:37:450:37:47

Oh, Michael... I love you, Michael. Here you go.

0:37:470:37:50

£6 an hour, and all the Sausage Surprise you can eat, yeah?

0:37:500:37:54

-I don't want money. It's a favour for you, Jean.

-Really?

0:37:540:37:57

Yeah.

0:37:570:38:00

Well, I'm not going to cramp your style.

0:38:000:38:02

You can't do that. It's got too much style to be cramped.

0:38:020:38:04

HE LAUGHS

0:38:040:38:06

Come on! Seize the moment, eh? Come on, darling. Chop chop! Get it?

0:38:060:38:09

See what I did there? Chop chop? Follow me. Come on, let's go.

0:38:090:38:14

Sausage Surprise back on the menu, folks.

0:38:140:38:16

(He always does this.)

0:38:160:38:18

How are you feeling now?

0:38:280:38:29

Will you stop asking me that?

0:38:310:38:32

I'm still a bit worried about what you're going to say

0:38:320:38:35

when you get in there. Just remember, all this is about.

0:38:350:38:38

Perverting the course of justice. I know.

0:38:380:38:40

-Say whatever you want about Stella, just don't mention...

-I know, Dad.

0:38:400:38:44

However guilty you feel,

0:38:440:38:46

you don't want to spend the next 15 years in the nick, believe me.

0:38:460:38:50

Maybe I deserve it.

0:38:500:38:51

And you realise you'd drag Jay down with you, don't you?

0:38:510:38:54

Dad, I've said, so will you stop going on about it?

0:38:540:38:56

Listen. When they ask you about why you dobbed me in it...

0:39:000:39:04

..forget about your mother. Just blame me.

0:39:060:39:09

Seriously. We both know what I'm talking about.

0:39:090:39:13

Just say whatever you want.

0:39:130:39:15

Cos I don't want to lose you.

0:39:190:39:20

And I...I love you...

0:39:250:39:29

..son.

0:39:310:39:33

Ben?

0:39:370:39:39

Want to come through?

0:39:390:39:41

What about me?

0:39:410:39:42

The appointment is with Ben, by himself.

0:39:420:39:44

I don't make the rules, I'm afraid.

0:39:440:39:46

PHONE RINGS

0:39:460:39:50

Phil, it's me. Look, I need to speak to you.

0:40:040:40:07

So you call me as soon as you get this. Something's come up.

0:40:070:40:10

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:40:100:40:12

You wanted to see me, Ms Carter?

0:40:120:40:15

-I wouldn't feed that to my dog.

-You haven't got a dog, Derek.

0:40:200:40:24

Billy, say "woof woof" to the nice lady.

0:40:240:40:26

-Roxy, you haven't seen Lola, have you?

-What's the big deal?

0:40:260:40:29

-I take that as a no.

-What do you need her for?

0:40:290:40:31

I don't NEED her for anything.

0:40:310:40:32

When she goes missing,

0:40:320:40:34

I start to worry. That's what grandparents do.

0:40:340:40:36

All right! Have you tried phoning her?

0:40:360:40:39

Bill!

0:40:390:40:41

Keep the fingers on your left hand bent. Prevents accidents.

0:40:430:40:46

You can talk(!) Now I know why I don't like doing this.

0:40:460:40:50

All right, some olive oil.

0:40:500:40:53

-How is that different to ordinary oil?

-Because it's made of olives.

0:40:530:40:57

-I don't like olives.

-Once it's cooked, you won't taste the olives.

0:40:570:41:00

So why use them, then?

0:41:000:41:01

Olive oil's at the basis of all Italian cookery.

0:41:010:41:04

So, it's five times the price, and in the end you can't even taste it?

0:41:050:41:08

You said you wanted to learn.

0:41:080:41:10

You said I OUGHT to learn because I'm a bad mother, apparently.

0:41:100:41:13

I never said you were a bad mother.

0:41:130:41:14

I just said the kids could have a better diet.

0:41:140:41:16

Ask Morgan what his favourite dinner is. He's in the front room.

0:41:160:41:19

What are you waiting for?

0:41:190:41:20

Are we doing this, or not?

0:41:200:41:23

I couldn't afford all this, even if I wanted to make it.

0:41:230:41:26

OK, now look, this is oregano. Smell.

0:41:260:41:27

Eugh.

0:41:270:41:29

We add this to the oil while it's heating,

0:41:290:41:31

so it absorbs the flavour.

0:41:310:41:33

Oh, the kids'll love that(!) Fried grass.

0:41:330:41:35

SHE LAUGHS

0:41:350:41:36

Plenty of crushed garlic.

0:41:360:41:38

-Guess what.

-What?

0:41:380:41:40

You don't like garlic?

0:41:400:41:42

Have you been to France? I have. They stink of it.

0:41:420:41:44

You can't make spaghetti Bolognese without garlic.

0:41:440:41:47

I'll tell you how to make spaghetti bolognese, shall I?

0:41:470:41:50

Get it out the freezer, take the packaging off, give it a prong,

0:41:500:41:53

stick it in the microwave for three minutes, and, "Ding," it's done.

0:41:530:41:56

Anything worth doing is worth taking time over.

0:41:560:41:59

How long does your way take?

0:41:590:42:01

-I don't know. An hour, maybe.

-An hour?! Are you mad?

0:42:010:42:04

Nothing that takes longer to cook than to wash up is worth having.

0:42:040:42:07

-It's like lovemaking.

-What?

0:42:070:42:09

The longer it takes to cook, the bigger the explosion at the end.

0:42:090:42:13

It ain't the way I remember it.

0:42:130:42:14

I remember the packaging, little bit of fumbling about,

0:42:140:42:17

but I don't remember no "ding."

0:42:170:42:20

You acknowledge the accusations you made against your father were false?

0:42:200:42:25

What was going through your head at the time?

0:42:270:42:30

Ben, I'm not the police.

0:42:310:42:34

I'm not working for the prosecution, or the defence.

0:42:340:42:37

I'm answerable solely to the court.

0:42:370:42:39

Look, can't we just say I'm nuts, and leave it at that?

0:42:410:42:44

It's not a question of whether you're "nuts," or not.

0:42:440:42:46

Isn't that exactly what it's a question of?

0:42:460:42:50

We don't like calling people "nuts."

0:42:500:42:53

So, what would you call it, then?

0:42:550:42:58

What posh word have you got up your sleeve for it?

0:42:580:43:00

Did you feel "nuts" at the time?

0:43:000:43:04

Is it nuts to want to get your own back?

0:43:070:43:11

And why would you want to do that?

0:43:110:43:13

I don't want any tissues.

0:43:170:43:20

I was just wondering if you'd seen her at all.

0:43:300:43:32

When I got up this morning, she wasn't here.

0:43:320:43:35

It's not like her to get up early when she don't have to.

0:43:350:43:37

(You all right? I'm putting the kettle on. D'you want one?)

0:43:370:43:40

Scrub that, Ab. Sorry to bother you.

0:43:400:43:42

Where the hell have you been?

0:43:420:43:44

What's the problem?

0:43:440:43:45

What's the problem?! You don't answer your phone. No-one's seen you.

0:43:450:43:49

You're six months pregnant, and you ask me what the problem is?!

0:43:490:43:51

You can't keep your phone on in the scanning room.

0:43:510:43:54

Why d'you need a scan?

0:43:540:43:55

I didn't, but I woke this morning, and couldn't bear not knowing.

0:43:550:43:59

Not knowing what?

0:43:590:44:00

-I went to the hospital. I told them I was spotting.

-No!

0:44:000:44:03

No, no, it's all right, I'm not.

0:44:030:44:05

But with a bit of sweet talk, I managed to get an emergency scan.

0:44:050:44:08

What?!

0:44:080:44:10

-Don't you want to know the answer?

-Answer to what?

0:44:100:44:12

Whether it's a boy or girl.

0:44:120:44:15

And?

0:44:150:44:16

So, did you want tea or coffee?

0:44:160:44:19

Lola! Tell me!

0:44:190:44:21

What would you like it to be? Hmm?

0:44:220:44:25

OMG!

0:44:290:44:31

Roxy told me, but I didn't know whether to believe it or not.

0:44:310:44:35

Check you out, my fiance, the skivvy.

0:44:350:44:38

-I've so got to get a picture.

-No, you haven't!

-Say, "Sausages."

0:44:380:44:41

No, you haven't. We're busy. Seriously.

0:44:410:44:45

OK, well, I'll see at home later. You're cooking.

0:44:450:44:50

I read an article in a magazine once about those prenuptial thingies.

0:44:590:45:03

Yeah?

0:45:050:45:06

Apparently, if it's all about one person giving all the money

0:45:060:45:10

to the other person, then it doesn't stand up in court.

0:45:100:45:13

The judge just throws it out.

0:45:130:45:17

Does he really?

0:45:170:45:18

It's all hypothetical though, Jean.

0:45:200:45:22

Who gets married planning a divorce?

0:45:220:45:25

Janine, apparently.

0:45:250:45:28

See, Janine, she thinks money makes you happy.

0:45:280:45:32

(But we know different.)

0:45:350:45:36

Don't we?

0:45:380:45:39

You'd spent a lot of time preparing this car, yes?

0:45:430:45:47

-I wanted him to be proud of me.

-But then?

0:45:470:45:50

I stalled it. In front of everyone.

0:45:520:45:55

And he just ripped the...

0:45:570:45:58

Yeah, well, you know.

0:46:010:46:02

And that's when you went to speak to DCI Marsden?

0:46:040:46:07

Yeah, it was like...

0:46:100:46:11

..I don't know what you call it.

0:46:130:46:16

-The final straw?

-Yeah.

0:46:160:46:19

It would be fair to say

0:46:210:46:23

you have a difficult relationship with your father?

0:46:230:46:26

And yet, he's driven you here today.

0:46:280:46:32

-Only so I'd keep my mouth shut.

-About what?

0:46:320:46:34

Ben?

0:46:360:46:37

He thinks I'm going to slag him off, that's all.

0:46:390:46:42

Is that what you want to do?

0:46:420:46:44

Half the time, I hate him.

0:46:460:46:48

And the other half?

0:46:480:46:50

Is it hard to admit you might love him too?

0:46:520:46:56

What about him? Does he care about you?

0:46:580:47:01

Look, maybe it's me.

0:47:060:47:09

Maybe I'm just evil.

0:47:110:47:12

I don't think for a moment you really believe that.

0:47:140:47:16

You don't know the half of it.

0:47:170:47:20

What are you writing down now?

0:47:280:47:30

I think we'll leave it there for the time being.

0:47:310:47:35

Everything all right, mate?

0:47:390:47:41

You'd be better off calling it "Sausage Nasty Surprise."

0:47:410:47:45

Rox, it's a nightmare. How many of these have we sold?

0:47:450:47:48

I don't know. Maybe six.

0:47:480:47:50

What? Six all afternoon?

0:47:500:47:52

-How many times must I say I'm sorry?

-You know what you have to do?

0:47:520:47:55

No, come on, I don't want to. Don't make me.

0:47:550:47:57

You made him go. You bring him back. Yes, yes!

0:47:570:47:59

All right, Billy?

0:48:000:48:02

Yeah, yeah. Give us a large one, and whatever you're having.

0:48:020:48:04

What about your bird? What's the celebration, then?

0:48:040:48:08

I'm going to be having a great-granddaughter. How great is that?

0:48:080:48:12

Sounds double great to me. Good on you.

0:48:120:48:14

Celebrating?

0:48:140:48:15

Yeah, yeah. Just a bit.

0:48:150:48:17

My granddaughter's going to be having a little girl.

0:48:170:48:20

I got a picture of the scan there. Look.

0:48:200:48:22

My word. So different from other pictures of babies in the womb(!)

0:48:220:48:26

Nice teddy bear(!)

0:48:260:48:27

Yeah, only the best for my little girl.

0:48:270:48:30

-Like the world needs another Mitchell(!)

-Eh?

0:48:300:48:33

-Be going to Heather Trott's funeral tomorrow?

-Yeah, 'course I am.

0:48:330:48:36

-Alfie mate, sorry, I've only got 50s.

-Billy, can I have a word, mate?

0:48:360:48:40

(Have you not heard of the word "discreet"?)

0:48:400:48:43

Only 50s?

0:48:430:48:45

Someone's in the money.

0:48:450:48:46

HE MOUTHS

0:48:500:48:52

So this is the key, right?

0:48:520:48:53

Stick it in the meter, and Bob's your uncle.

0:48:530:48:56

Give it a go. Go on.

0:48:560:48:57

I never have to pay for electric again?

0:48:570:48:59

Obviously, you got to pay something,

0:48:590:49:01

or they'll smell a rat. Stick your own key in, now and again.

0:49:010:49:04

My mum'll do her nut if she finds out.

0:49:040:49:06

So don't you tell her.

0:49:060:49:09

That's it, put it in there.

0:49:090:49:10

-Hello!

-Here she comes, here she comes!!

0:49:100:49:13

What are you two doing under there?

0:49:130:49:15

-I've just found a spider. Want a look?

-No, you're all right.

0:49:150:49:18

-It's a lovely spider, look.

-Get out, Derek!

0:49:180:49:20

SHE LAUGHS

0:49:200:49:22

-Get out, Derek!

-I know you like spiders(!)

0:49:220:49:24

-Derek!

-See you later, girls!

-Thank you, Uncle Derek.

0:49:240:49:26

Nicely done, kids.

0:49:290:49:31

Right, how are we getting on in here, then?

0:49:310:49:34

I still prefer chicken nuggets.

0:49:360:49:38

What about you, Tiff?

0:49:380:49:40

I prefer chicken nuggets, too.

0:49:400:49:41

Now I know how Jamie Oliver felt.

0:49:460:49:49

See you later.

0:49:490:49:51

DOOR BANGS

0:49:510:49:52

How about we have toffee doughnuts for afters?

0:49:540:49:56

BOTH: Yeah!

0:49:560:49:57

About this morning...

0:49:570:49:59

-Oh, yeah?

-I'm sorry, OK? You caught me at a bad moment.

-So?

0:49:590:50:04

So...

0:50:040:50:08

I'd be really grateful if you could see your way clear

0:50:080:50:11

to coming back to work this afternoon.

0:50:110:50:14

Oh, come on, Ray, don't make me beg!

0:50:140:50:18

-Actually, I'd quite like that.

-SHE LAUGHS

0:50:180:50:20

-Evil? What did you tell him that for?

-To wind him up.

0:50:220:50:25

You were supposed to make them think your nuts,

0:50:250:50:27

not a flaming psycho.

0:50:270:50:29

Why don't you listen, eh?

0:50:290:50:31

Mr Mitchell?

0:50:350:50:37

Sir.

0:50:370:50:38

Would you like to save 20 percent

0:50:380:50:40

on your gas and electric bills?

0:50:400:50:42

This is just wrong. I've had enough of this rubbish.

0:50:440:50:47

Get off me.

0:50:490:50:51

-Where you been? Shirley's doing her nut.

-What's the problem?

0:50:530:50:56

-She's left you 15 messages.

-My phone's switched off.

0:50:560:50:58

She wants us over at Heather's. Like, now.

0:50:580:51:02

DOOR SLAMS

0:51:060:51:09

So the scullion returns!

0:51:090:51:11

Funny(!) Did you get a funeral frock?

0:51:110:51:13

No. Didn't in the end, because the only thing that fit me

0:51:130:51:16

was like a tent, and I've got no intention

0:51:160:51:18

of being this size the next time somebody snuffs it.

0:51:180:51:22

That's a shame. I quite fancy a tubby Janine.

0:51:220:51:25

Watch it!

0:51:250:51:26

And don't you dare even think of inflicting

0:51:260:51:29

Jean's "Sausage Surprise" on me. Bleugh....

0:51:290:51:32

She just got herself into a flap, that's all.

0:51:320:51:35

Alfie roped me in. It's no biggie, it's all right.

0:51:350:51:38

Really? Shame. Cos you two just look so sweet together(!)

0:51:380:51:41

-You should be grateful to her.

-Why should I be grateful to her?

0:51:410:51:44

Because she elucidated a few things for me.

0:51:440:51:46

Like what?

0:51:460:51:47

Like, if I'm marrying you, I'm marrying you because I love you.

0:51:470:51:50

It's nothing to do with your money.

0:51:500:51:53

And if you want me to sign one of these things, then I'll do it.

0:51:530:51:56

-Really?

-Yeah, really.

0:51:560:51:58

Right, just face that way a minute.

0:52:020:52:04

What are you doing?

0:52:060:52:08

I told you. I like a fat bird.

0:52:080:52:11

-The picture!

-What picture?

0:52:140:52:17

The Best Friends picture that I gave her on her hen night.

0:52:170:52:19

-What about it?

-Well, I came round here to pick it up,

0:52:190:52:22

cos I wanted to put it on top of the coffin tomorrow and it's not here.

0:52:220:52:26

Shirl, there's other pictures, ain't there?

0:52:260:52:28

No, you're not getting it, Phil. It was a big heavy metal frame,

0:52:280:52:31

and it's gone.

0:52:310:52:34

So?

0:52:340:52:35

So I called the police, and they come round straightaway.

0:52:350:52:38

About a picture frame?

0:52:380:52:39

You're not listening! It's what he would've used!

0:52:390:52:42

-Who will have done?

-Andrew!

0:52:420:52:44

To bash her brains in!

0:52:460:52:48

We find that, and we've nailed him!

0:52:510:52:54

MUSIC: "You Have Been Loved" by George Michael

0:53:060:53:11

# She takes the back road and the lane

0:54:030:54:07

# Past the school that has not changed

0:54:070:54:10

# In all this time... #

0:54:100:54:14

MUSIC CONTINUES OUTSIDE

0:54:160:54:20

BREATHES SHAKILY

0:55:420:55:45

"Take care my love, she said." DOOR SLAMS

0:55:450:55:48

"Don't think that God is dead.

0:55:480:55:50

"Take care my love, she said.

0:55:510:55:55

"You have been loved."

0:55:550:55:56

-What's your problem?

-You. You're doing my head in.

0:55:560:55:59

-Give it back, you little psycho.

-What you say?! Say it again!

0:55:590:56:02

Give it back, you little psycho!

0:56:020:56:04

Oi, oi, oi.

0:56:040:56:06

We got to hold it together for one more day,

0:56:080:56:10

then we can put this all behind us.

0:56:100:56:13

You can do that, can't ya?

0:56:130:56:15

"We're going to get through today." Say it. Go on.

0:56:150:56:18

-We're going to get through today.

-Say it.

0:56:180:56:20

We're going to get through today.

0:56:200:56:22

It's time.

0:56:270:56:28

The funeral car's out there.

0:56:430:56:45

Do you think they had to reinforce her coffin?

0:56:450:56:47

Put it down over there.

0:56:470:56:49

I bet you they did.

0:56:490:56:51

She was a big girl.

0:56:510:56:52

Thank you.

0:56:530:56:54

SHE GIGGLES That's my glitter cannon.

0:56:560:56:59

Ridiculous, I know, all right? But then I can afford ridiculous.

0:56:590:57:03

Why don't you open one?

0:57:040:57:05

-No, thank you.

-Humour me, please.

0:57:050:57:09

I had the solicitor draw it up.

0:57:160:57:17

Mm.

0:57:200:57:21

Yes, you did.

0:57:230:57:24

35 pages. Pretty extensive.

0:57:240:57:26

Well, I had a few extra clauses put in there.

0:57:260:57:29

We can go and sign this afternoon.

0:57:290:57:31

I may need to consult my brief first.

0:57:310:57:33

You're stalling.

0:57:330:57:35

Definitely stalling.

0:57:380:57:39

What's up with them lot?

0:57:390:57:41

Keeping up a presence, ain't they? Reassurance.

0:57:420:57:46

She's dead, Pops. Ain't much reassurance in that, is there?

0:57:460:57:49

-All right mate.

-Mr Mitchell.

0:57:510:57:53

What? He's a nice fella.

0:57:540:57:57

For a copper.

0:57:580:58:00

Boys, just one more day, all right?

0:58:210:58:24

Hey, they're beautiful flowers, Shirl. She'd have loved 'em.

0:58:240:58:28

Shirl? Um...

0:58:380:58:40

Heather's things from her locker. I didn't know what to do with 'em.

0:58:400:58:44

Billy, not now, eh?

0:58:440:58:46

No. Thanks, Billy.

0:58:460:58:48

Stop the car.

0:59:120:59:14

Stop the car!

0:59:150:59:17

STOP THE CAR!

0:59:180:59:21

You!

0:59:250:59:26

-Shirl, don't. Come on.

-You murdering scum!

0:59:260:59:29

You stay away from her. You stay away!

0:59:290:59:31

I want to say goodbye to my girl.

0:59:310:59:33

-She ain't your girl!

-He's got the right.

0:59:330:59:36

-He ain't got no rights.

-And you do?

0:59:360:59:38

Kept her down so you could feel better about yourself.

0:59:380:59:40

She couldn't wait to get rid of you, you know that?

0:59:400:59:43

You're a liar! Stay away from the church!

0:59:430:59:45

Only way she could see to be happy was to run away with me!

0:59:450:59:48

You step one foot inside that church,

0:59:480:59:50

and I swear to God I will KILL YOU!

0:59:500:59:52

But we're her friends, Shirley. We're her friends.

0:59:520:59:55

You lost your right to say goodbye when you done her in.

0:59:550:59:57

-That's enough from you, Billy.

-Come on.

0:59:570:59:59

D'you know what you done, Billy?

0:59:591:00:01

Do you? Mouthing off about stuff you don't know?

1:00:011:00:04

-You ruined my life, d'you know that?

-You have some respect, eh?

1:00:041:00:07

You ruined my life!

1:00:071:00:09

Shirl, Shirl. Come on...

1:00:091:00:11

Respect. What do the Mitchells know about respect?

1:00:171:00:22

Let me make you a little sandwich, darling, eh?

1:00:221:00:25

Shirley Carter needn't think that she can stop us from saying goodbye.

1:00:251:00:30

BELL TOLLS

1:00:321:00:39

-Jay, we got to stick together...

-Don't even talk to me, all right?

1:00:571:01:00

They're ready.

1:01:071:01:08

Not one other person.

1:01:111:01:13

Not even Queenie could be bothered to turn up.

1:01:151:01:18

It's not right.

1:01:191:01:21

She deserves better.

1:01:211:01:23

Ben?

1:01:261:01:27

MUSIC: "Careless Whisper" by George Michael

1:01:511:01:57

Darren sends his love.

1:02:001:02:02

# Oh-whoa, oh-oh

1:02:051:02:08

# I feel so unsure

1:02:171:02:21

# As I take your hand... #

1:02:221:02:24

It's for Hev, innit.

1:02:241:02:26

Patrick said, "Keep smiling."

1:02:261:02:29

God bless, sweet dreams.

1:02:301:02:33

Yeah. Too good for this place, sweetheart.

1:02:331:02:35

# Calls to mind the silver screen

1:02:351:02:38

# And all its sad goodbyes

1:02:381:02:42

# I'm never gonna dance again

1:02:421:02:45

# Guilty feet have got no rhythm

1:02:451:02:48

# Though it's easy to pretend

1:02:481:02:51

# I know you're not a fool

1:02:511:02:54

# Should've known better than to cheat a friend

1:02:541:02:57

# And waste the chance that I've been given

1:02:571:03:01

# So I'm never gonna dance again

1:03:011:03:03

# The way I danced with you

1:03:031:03:07

# Oh-oh... #

1:03:091:03:12

Let us pray.

1:03:131:03:14

God of hope, we come to you in shock and grief

1:03:161:03:22

and confusion of the heart.

1:03:221:03:25

Dear Father, we know that you will give your peace to us, your well-loved children,

1:03:251:03:30

and your light to guide us through our darkness

1:03:301:03:34

as we say goodbye to our beloved Heather Trott,

1:03:341:03:39

friend and fiancee to Andrew.

1:03:391:03:43

In the name of Jesus, our beloved Lord, thank you, Father. Amen.

1:03:441:03:51

-Amen.

-Amen.

-Amen.

1:03:511:03:54

I'm not very good at speaking.

1:03:591:04:03

And I'm not very good at writing either.

1:04:041:04:07

So I've written a list...

1:04:081:04:10

..of all the things I'm going to miss about Hev.

1:04:121:04:15

Number one.

1:04:191:04:20

Well, it has to be number one, really.

1:04:211:04:24

It's the way that she was George Michael's biggest fan.

1:04:241:04:28

And I never thought I'd hear myself say this,

1:04:281:04:31

but I'll miss the way she played his records on a loop.

1:04:311:04:34

It was...

1:04:351:04:37

..Edge Of Heaven...

1:04:391:04:40

..when she was happy.

1:04:421:04:43

And it was Careless Whisper when she was sad.

1:04:431:04:47

Number two.

1:04:491:04:50

Her style.

1:04:511:04:53

The bright colours, the legwarmers and those headbands.

1:04:531:05:00

And I know she'd be really impressed

1:05:001:05:02

if she could see the effort that you lot have made today.

1:05:021:05:05

Number three.

1:05:091:05:10

I'm going to miss that I just can't...

1:05:121:05:15

pop over for a chat...

1:05:151:05:17

..at whatever time, it be day or night.

1:05:181:05:22

I'm going to miss that she was...

1:05:221:05:25

..such a good mum.

1:05:261:05:28

He's an amazing little boy, and that's all down to you.

1:05:291:05:32

I'm going to miss that she knew me...

1:05:401:05:42

..better than anybody.

1:05:441:05:45

Even when I was a cow, for some reason, she still loved me.

1:05:481:05:52

I'm going to miss you every day, Hev.

1:05:581:06:01

I'm going to miss your smiles.

1:06:051:06:07

I'm going to miss your cuddles.

1:06:081:06:11

But most of all, I'm going to miss my best friend.

1:06:151:06:18

Stupid hormones.

1:06:251:06:26

Yeah. Stupid hormones.

1:06:261:06:30

-Don't ever die.

-SHE SNIFFS

1:06:301:06:32

Come here.

1:06:321:06:33

Don't worry.

1:06:351:06:36

Weren't planning on going anywhere just yet.

1:06:381:06:40

This was one of Heather's favourite songs.

1:06:481:06:52

Take care my love, she said.

1:07:021:07:04

Don't think that God is dead.

1:07:071:07:09

Take care my love, she said.

1:07:111:07:14

You have been loved.

1:07:161:07:17

If I was weak, forgive me.

1:07:211:07:24

But I was terrified.

1:07:251:07:27

You brushed your...

1:07:281:07:30

my eyes with angels wings, full of love.

1:07:301:07:33

The kind that makes devil...

1:07:351:07:36

The kind that make devils cry...

1:07:391:07:42

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1:07:471:07:49

-Ben...

-Jay. I've got to say it. She didn't deserve any of this.

1:07:491:07:52

-Let's sit down...

-She didn't deserve this!

1:07:521:07:54

She was always kind to everybody. She was kind to me.

1:07:541:07:56

She was always so nice to everybody, even when...

1:07:561:07:59

even when I was horrible to her.

1:07:591:08:01

It shouldn't have happened. Not to her.

1:08:011:08:03

Not to her! It's not fair!

1:08:031:08:05

Sorry.

1:08:091:08:10

I'm sorry.

1:08:121:08:14

Sorry I ruined the reading.

1:08:221:08:23

You don't find many good people in the world.

1:08:471:08:50

Truly good, I mean.

1:08:501:08:51

You know, like people who'd give you their last ha'penny

1:08:511:08:55

or do anything for you.

1:08:551:08:57

But she was one of those.

1:08:571:08:59

My sweet Heather Trott.

1:09:001:09:01

D'you want to say something, Andrew?

1:09:051:09:07

She...

1:09:071:09:08

She was my life.

1:09:101:09:11

I didn't really appreciate her. I should've done.

1:09:151:09:19

Andrew...

1:09:271:09:29

Leave him be.

1:09:291:09:30

DOOR CLOSES

1:09:341:09:37

Poor boy.

1:09:371:09:39

I will get him.

1:09:501:09:52

And he'll suffer.

1:09:551:09:56

He'll suffer the way you suffered.

1:09:581:10:00

I promise you that.

1:10:021:10:04

Walk out that door, Hev.

1:10:181:10:20

Just walk out that door.

1:10:211:10:23

# And suddenly my heart goes boom

1:10:301:10:35

# It's an orchestra of angels

1:10:351:10:40

# And they're playing with my heart, yeah... #

1:10:401:10:44

D'you want to get caught?

1:10:441:10:46

-I'm going to get caught anyway.

-You what?

-I said...

1:10:461:10:48

Shut up! All right? Ben, this ain't about you any more. All right?

1:10:481:10:52

It's about Jay, me, Shirley, Amy...

1:10:521:10:54

If the truth comes out,

1:10:541:10:56

it will destroy each and every single one of us.

1:10:561:10:59

Do you understand?

1:10:591:11:00

Now, you pull yourself together and you be quiet.

1:11:001:11:03

Or I'll make you be quiet.

1:11:031:11:06

There was no such thing as pre-nups when I got married.

1:11:131:11:15

No big, fancy weddings either.

1:11:151:11:18

I blame it on the celebrities, with their ridiculous frocks and tiaras

1:11:181:11:22

and just general all-round stupidity...

1:11:221:11:26

-Taking advice from your brief?

-Funny(!)

1:11:261:11:28

Oi, Jean, you got any George Michael?

1:11:281:11:30

I swear, if I hear that name one more time,

1:11:301:11:33

I won't be held responsible for my actions.

1:11:331:11:35

Of course we've got George Michael.

1:11:351:11:37

Oh. SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

1:11:371:11:40

Make sure that you initial every page.

1:11:401:11:44

-Hey, you seen Shirley?

-No, I ain't. No.

1:11:491:11:51

Go and find her, yeah? I don't want any more problems.

1:11:511:11:55

MUSIC: "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!

1:11:571:12:00

-Ben, that was a very moving speech.

-Thanks.

1:12:001:12:04

-Come on, Ben. Fancy a boogie?

-I've gotta go.

1:12:041:12:07

Come out and face me, you coward! Andrew!

1:12:201:12:22

Shirl, everyone's been asking where you've got to.

1:12:221:12:25

Why couldn't I cry, eh, Jay?

1:12:251:12:27

I mean, everybody else was crying -

1:12:271:12:29

people that didn't know her as well as I did...

1:12:291:12:32

You know, the one thing that was never mentioned throughout that service...

1:12:321:12:36

is that Hev was murdered.

1:12:361:12:38

Cos I still can't believe it.

1:12:391:12:42

How stupid is that? I found her body.

1:12:421:12:46

And I still think she's going to come back any minute.

1:12:461:12:49

DOOR OPENS

1:12:491:12:50

He ain't here. Take a look for yourself.

1:12:501:12:53

-What you playing at?

-Eh? Nothing.

1:13:061:13:09

You seen Shirley?

1:13:091:13:11

-No.

-Come on.

1:13:111:13:13

Mitchell's back. He's at the wake. I'm going to need uniform back-up.

1:13:181:13:23

Like I say, he ain't here.

1:13:251:13:28

It's hard to believe that you can still go on...

1:13:351:13:38

..when you lose someone you love.

1:13:401:13:42

I didn't lose her.

1:13:421:13:44

She was murdered.

1:13:451:13:47

I know you're angry.

1:13:471:13:50

But lashing out at everyone ain't the answer.

1:13:501:13:52

You know, I had a best friend...

1:13:541:13:57

so very like your Heather.

1:13:571:13:59

She was flighty and silly.

1:13:591:14:02

And she'd drive me to distraction sometimes.

1:14:021:14:05

But I would've done anything for that dear girl.

1:14:051:14:09

Ethel only had to ask.

1:14:131:14:14

Because when you're close as that, close as blood,

1:14:151:14:20

that's what you do, isn't it?

1:14:201:14:23

But, Shirley, Heather wouldn't want you to hurt Andrew.

1:14:241:14:29

You know she wouldn't.

1:14:291:14:31

When I lost Ethel, she took my heart with her.

1:14:311:14:35

But I still see her face.

1:14:361:14:40

I still talk to her. I hear her voice.

1:14:401:14:43

And I feel that she's all around.

1:14:431:14:46

But Hev's not around.

1:14:481:14:51

I know that.

1:14:511:14:52

And I talk to her every day.

1:14:531:14:55

Just asking her for a sign to let me know that she's at peace.

1:14:561:15:00

But there's no sign.

1:15:021:15:04

And there's no peace.

1:15:061:15:07

Because he took her.

1:15:091:15:10

DOOR CLOSES

1:15:211:15:22

There's a bit here about pets. You haven't got any pets.

1:15:221:15:25

Still going to sign it, though. I was always going to.

1:15:251:15:28

Really? I'm confused...

1:15:281:15:31

As your magazine consistently points out, it works both ways, don't it?

1:15:311:15:34

What protects her, protects me. So, document this picky, Jean...

1:15:341:15:41

..gets thrown out by the judge!

1:15:411:15:43

-Michael Moon, you are naughty!

-SHE LAUGHS

1:15:431:15:47

Make sure you sign it, nice and clear.

1:15:471:15:50

How much longer?

1:15:571:15:58

As long as it takes.

1:15:581:16:00

Remember that woman? She come from Turpin Road.

1:16:001:16:03

She came in the shop, she used to talk and talk...

1:16:031:16:05

..and talk and talk. Tell you, we paid her no mind.

1:16:051:16:08

-But Heather...

-She was too polite, that girl.

1:16:081:16:11

"Yes, Mrs Patel. No, Mrs Patel."

1:16:111:16:12

-Heather could talk to her for hours.

-Too kind by half.

1:16:121:16:16

Silly girl.

1:16:161:16:17

Quiet, please, everybody!

1:16:171:16:19

Quiet, just for a second.

1:16:191:16:22

Thank you, just be a second.

1:16:221:16:24

Just want to make a little toast.

1:16:241:16:27

-We all know Heather was a lovely girl.

-Hear, hear.

1:16:291:16:33

-Granted, she was a bit on the plump side...

-Billy!

1:16:331:16:36

But she was, wasn't she? And she wasn't the brightest spark...

1:16:361:16:40

You can talk, Bill.

1:16:401:16:41

Yeah, I know.

1:16:411:16:43

But, come to think of it,

1:16:431:16:45

she weren't the luckiest girl in the world neither.

1:16:451:16:48

-Is this going anywhere?

-Yes, it is.

1:16:481:16:50

Because at the end of the day, right,

1:16:501:16:55

no-one could ever say a bad word about her. Hmm?

1:16:551:16:59

I mean, how many of you would like that?

1:16:591:17:02

If I was remembered like that, well, I'd be a happy man.

1:17:031:17:07

So let's all hope that Andrew Cotton gets what he deserves.

1:17:071:17:13

And that Hev's up there, eating cheese with the big guy.

1:17:141:17:17

Who, Phil?

1:17:171:17:19

No, what's-his...

1:17:191:17:21

Where was I?

1:17:211:17:23

-ALFIE:

-To Hev!

1:17:231:17:24

-ALL:

-To Heather.

1:17:241:17:26

To Heather.

1:17:261:17:27

To Heather.

1:17:291:17:31

MUSIC: "Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners

1:17:311:17:34

SHE SIGHS

1:17:461:17:47

I've had my fill of funerals this year.

1:17:471:17:50

Yeah.

1:17:521:17:54

There you go. Let's do it.

1:17:541:17:57

What made you change your mind?

1:17:571:17:58

If this is what it takes for you to trust me,

1:18:001:18:03

then that's what I'm going to do. All right?

1:18:031:18:07

You were stalling.

1:18:071:18:08

Yeah.

1:18:081:18:10

-You know what we need to do?

-What?

-We need to celebrate.

1:18:151:18:18

How?

1:18:181:18:19

THEY LAUGH

1:18:221:18:23

No name, no label...

1:18:251:18:27

Just check, there might be a wallet. Let's have a look.

1:18:271:18:30

No, no, that's mine. I left it in the gardens.

1:18:301:18:33

There you go, young man. See? All's well that ends well.

1:18:331:18:35

-You want to put a label on that - save us a lot of trouble.

-Yeah, all right. Calm down.

1:18:351:18:41

Come on.

1:18:431:18:45

-JANINE GIGGLES

-Here.

1:18:481:18:50

Oh!

1:18:501:18:51

-ZAINAB:

-Come on, you.

1:18:511:18:53

I love you, Z. You know that, don't you?

1:18:541:18:57

Are you drunk?

1:18:571:18:58

A teeny bit. But you never tell people. And I don't...

1:18:591:19:04

-You're my best friend.

-OK. No. No, no...

-Yes. And I love you.

1:19:071:19:10

Mmmmmwah!

1:19:101:19:12

I love you, too.

1:19:121:19:14

-What?

-I didn't say anything.

1:19:141:19:15

I heard you!

1:19:151:19:17

I never said it.

1:19:171:19:19

Yes, you did.

1:19:191:19:21

Red light. That's it.

1:19:211:19:23

MUSIC: "Edge Of Heaven" by Wham!

1:19:231:19:26

It's your happy music, Hev.

1:19:301:19:31

-Oh!

-Oh!

-THEY BOTH LAUGH

1:19:341:19:36

-Oh, that was brilliant!

-Yeah.

1:19:371:19:39

You daft mare.

1:19:391:19:41

Andrew.

1:19:501:19:52

Andrew!

1:19:521:19:53

Whatever you're going to do, just do it. I'm tired of all this...

1:19:541:20:00

It wasn't you, was it?

1:20:011:20:03

You were telling the truth.

1:20:031:20:05

I found the tickets.

1:20:051:20:08

They were for the day she died. And you were going to meet her.

1:20:091:20:12

She was going to leave with you.

1:20:131:20:15

She was going to leave me.

1:20:201:20:21

I just... I just want her back!

1:20:241:20:26

SHE SOBS

1:20:261:20:28

I want her back, Andrew. I want her back!

1:20:281:20:31

I just want my Hev back!

1:20:331:20:36

-I want her back.

-It's all right.

1:20:391:20:41

SHE CRIES

1:20:431:20:45

Quiet, please. Can I have a bit of shush? Everyone, please.

1:20:451:20:49

-Just like to say a few words.

-Billy, you've already said a few words...

1:20:491:20:54

Bill, come on, leave it, yeah? Sit down.

1:20:541:20:56

No-one had a bad word to say about Heather.

1:20:561:20:58

Yeah, Bill, you've already said that, bruv.

1:20:581:21:01

-Have I?

-Yeah.

1:21:011:21:02

Heather wasn't the brightest spark in the box...

1:21:021:21:05

-I haven't said that, have I?

-Pretty much. Sit down!

1:21:051:21:08

-Have I?

-Mr Mitchell...

1:21:081:21:10

What?

1:21:101:21:12

Can I have a quiet word with you outside, please?

1:21:121:21:15

Yes. Be with you in a minute, mate. OK? To Hev.

1:21:151:21:18

-ALL:

-To Hev.

1:21:181:21:19

We need to ask you where you were the night Heather Trott was murdered.

1:21:191:21:22

I dunno. Can't remember, can I? Can I finish my drink now?

1:21:221:21:26

It's important you tell us what you were doing when she died.

1:21:261:21:29

I don't know.

1:21:291:21:30

Why you asking me now? We only just buried her. What's wrong with you?

1:21:301:21:34

-We didn't have to do it like this.

-Like what? Hey!

1:21:341:21:37

William Mitchell, I'm arresting you on suspicion of the murder of Heather Trott.

1:21:371:21:40

You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence...

1:21:401:21:43

I didn't kill her!

1:21:431:21:45

Honest, I didn't kill her! Lola! Phil!

1:21:451:21:48

Phil!

1:21:481:21:49

< I didn't kill Heather. Lo! Phil!

1:21:531:21:55

Get your hands off of me!

1:22:121:22:14

You can't do this to people, you know. I haven't done anything wrong!

1:22:141:22:18

I want your name. I want your name for when I start suing people.

1:22:181:22:21

Do you understand?

1:22:211:22:22

Take a seat.

1:22:221:22:23

-We know Billy didn't do it.

-No, you don't, and nor do I.

-Billy?

1:22:371:22:41

He couldn't punch out of a wet paper bag.

1:22:411:22:43

I'm paying for Ritchie, I've taken Lola in.

1:22:431:22:45

-What more do you want me to do?

-Find the person that killed Heather!

-If I could, I would,

1:22:451:22:49

-but I weren't there so I don't know who did it, do I?

-Yeah, and that's what hurts so much,

1:22:491:22:53

cos the killer's out there and the police still don't have a clue.

1:22:531:22:55

Shirley, I promise you it'll be all right.

1:22:551:22:58

You going to make yourself useful and put the kettle on?

1:23:031:23:05

No, I've got to get Amy to nursery, I've got an early start at the Vic.

1:23:051:23:09

All right? You going running?

1:23:091:23:12

Yeah, I couldn't sleep.

1:23:121:23:14

If there's anything I can do, yeah?

1:23:151:23:17

Listen, it's important not to let things get to you. All right?

1:23:221:23:25

Well, Billy's on a murder charge right now.

1:23:251:23:28

-I'm sorry if I'm feeling a bit tense(!)

-Would you prefer it to be one of us?

1:23:281:23:31

What if they charge him and he goes down for life?

1:23:311:23:34

-It won't come to that, not if we stay calm.

-Oh, yeah, like Ben,

1:23:341:23:36

upstairs asleep, not a care in the world?

1:23:361:23:38

Come on, you.

1:23:481:23:50

It's half past seven, time to wake up.

1:23:501:23:53

A cup of tea.

1:23:531:23:55

Mmmm! Come on, up you get.

1:23:551:23:57

You avoiding me?

1:24:001:24:02

Look, last week was...

1:24:021:24:04

That was humiliating enough without you sleeping down here.

1:24:041:24:07

It was a one-off, all right? It was stress, that's it.

1:24:071:24:10

No, I am not avoiding you.

1:24:101:24:11

Just fell asleep in front of the telly, babe, that's all.

1:24:111:24:15

Come on, get yourself up.

1:24:151:24:16

She sleep here?

1:24:171:24:19

Yeah, and you promised me you'd cover me on the stall today as well.

1:24:191:24:22

-I'll do it.

-Yeah? Both of you together, that'd be good.

1:24:221:24:26

-Paid?

-Doesn't anyone do anything for love around here?

1:24:261:24:29

Is there any news about Billy? Anything in that paper?

1:24:291:24:34

Billy is hardly going to make national press.

1:24:341:24:36

-I just can't believe the police have kept him in.

-Have they?

1:24:361:24:39

What's it to you?

1:24:391:24:41

I just thought someone would have come forward by now

1:24:411:24:44

and said that Billy was somewhere else.

1:24:441:24:46

If he's got an alibi, why's he still locked up?

1:24:461:24:49

-URGENT KNOCKING ON DOOR

-All right! Rox, what you...?

1:24:561:24:58

The kids are asleep. What's the matter with you?!

1:24:581:25:00

-Rox, keep the nois...

-Quick!

1:25:001:25:02

I need you to get dressed. I've got a little job for you.

1:25:021:25:05

-What sort of job?

-We can't trust Billy to keep his mouth shut about our business, can we?

1:25:051:25:09

No, Billy ain't going to say nothing, Derek.

1:25:091:25:11

Come off it, Alfie! Ten minutes with the Old Bill, he'll be holding his hands up to the Great Train Robbery!

1:25:111:25:16

-No, we need to strike first.

-We?!

1:25:161:25:17

Well, not...you.

1:25:171:25:20

I need you to get into them Arches

1:25:201:25:21

-and plant some crooked electrical gear.

-Why?

1:25:211:25:24

If Billy decides to shoot his mouth off,

1:25:241:25:26

I want it to look like he's covering for Phil.

1:25:261:25:28

No, hold on a sec, Derek.

1:25:281:25:30

All this planting evidence, right, it's not... You'd be better at it.

1:25:301:25:33

I'm out on licence, Alfie, and I can't afford any slip-ups.

1:25:331:25:37

No, I need you to get into them Arches before they open.

1:25:371:25:39

I reckon you got about 20 minutes.

1:25:391:25:41

Yeah, the place is locked up, you can't get in there.

1:25:411:25:43

Well, then it's lucky that I kept my set of keys, innit?

1:25:431:25:46

Here you are. OK?

1:25:461:25:48

All right?

1:25:481:25:50

-I don't have to talk to them.

-Yes, you do.

1:26:091:26:12

-Unless you think it will incriminate you?

-I didn't do anything!

1:26:121:26:15

Good.

1:26:151:26:17

-So you were at home at the time of the murder?

-Yeah.

1:26:231:26:28

And then you went around to Phil's,

1:26:281:26:30

and then you left to pick up a curry?

1:26:301:26:32

There's nothing else you haven't told me? Not hiding anything?

1:26:321:26:35

No.

1:26:371:26:39

This interview is being tape-recorded.

1:26:541:26:57

I am DS Luke Crisp and DC Damian McKenzie is also present. I am interviewing...

1:26:571:27:01

-Can you please say your name?

-Billy Mitchell.

1:27:011:27:04

And also in the room is...

1:27:041:27:05

Richmal Scott, Mr Mitchell's solicitor.

1:27:051:27:07

It's the 13th April, 2012,

1:27:071:27:09

and the time, by my watch, is 7.45am.

1:27:091:27:13

-You understand, Mr Mitchell, you are still under caution?

-Yes.

1:27:131:27:16

So three weeks ago you killed Heather Trott.

1:27:161:27:21

-I had nothing to do with Hev's death!

-Really?

1:27:211:27:23

It wasn't me!

1:27:231:27:25

You've read the papers, ain't you?

1:27:251:27:27

-It was...

-I've read the articles in which you describe yourself as a local businessman,

1:27:271:27:31

but we have your job description as cleaner.

1:27:311:27:34

I'm management!

1:27:341:27:35

So where were you the night she was murdered?

1:27:351:27:37

I was at home.

1:27:371:27:39

Can anyone else confirm this?

1:27:391:27:41

No.

1:27:421:27:43

We have a witness who says you had a violent argument with Heather.

1:27:431:27:46

-What?

-You were seen threatening her.

1:27:461:27:48

No! Never.

1:27:481:27:49

Do you deny arguing with her?

1:27:491:27:51

-We might have had words.

-About money?

1:27:521:27:55

I can't remember. Look, I would never hurt Hev.

1:27:551:27:58

Where did you get this money from?

1:27:581:28:00

I'm showing Mr Mitchell exhibit BM12.

1:28:001:28:03

I hope it was good.

1:28:171:28:19

A proper church service?

1:28:191:28:21

Don't suppose a sorry's going to cut it?

1:28:231:28:26

I mean, I would get on the floor and grovel, but my jean's are clean on.

1:28:261:28:29

This floor is mopped every day.

1:28:291:28:31

Yeah, course it is.

1:28:311:28:32

You weren't the only one to love Heather.

1:28:321:28:35

-You were a good friend to her, Dot.

-And Andrew, he loved her. DOOR OPENS

1:28:361:28:41

I told her it weren't convenient...

1:28:421:28:43

I should never have stopped you both from going to the funeral.

1:28:431:28:47

And I'm sorry.

1:28:481:28:49

So now one of yours has been nicked,

1:28:501:28:52

-I'm supposed to just forgive and forget?

-Billy didn't do it.

1:28:521:28:55

So you thought it must be me?

1:28:551:28:58

I guess...

1:28:581:29:00

I guess I wanted it to be you...

1:29:001:29:02

..because I was jealous.

1:29:031:29:05

I thought I was the only person she ever loved

1:29:051:29:07

and I should have been there for her.

1:29:071:29:09

Some evil you can't protect against, Shirley.

1:29:091:29:13

People always let Heather down...

1:29:131:29:16

but she just took it.

1:29:161:29:17

She never complained...

1:29:191:29:22

she never got a break.

1:29:221:29:24

Yes, she did.

1:29:241:29:25

She got you.

1:29:271:29:28

Phil!

1:29:331:29:34

-What's happened?

-Is it my pops?

1:29:351:29:37

No, a problem at the Arches with a customer.

1:29:371:29:40

-Ben, why don't you take Lola out for some breakfast?

-Nah, I don't want to go out.

1:29:421:29:45

There's no need to hide, you ain't done anything wrong.

1:29:451:29:48

-Neither's Billy.

-I ain't hiding.

1:29:481:29:49

-Do me a favour, bring back some milk, yeah?

-Come on, we'll go to the cafe.

1:29:491:29:53

I don't care, go where you like.

1:29:531:29:55

-Just seen Alfie coming out the Arches.

-What?

-Alfie coming out of the Arches.

1:29:591:30:03

-Well, how'd he get in?

-He had keys.

1:30:031:30:06

Do you reckon he knows something or what?

1:30:061:30:07

Who gave him the keys, eh?

1:30:071:30:09

Come on.

1:30:111:30:12

£800 in cash?

1:30:121:30:14

-You and Heather have a little scam going at work? Little cash on the side?

-No.

1:30:141:30:19

Decide you didn't want to share it?

1:30:191:30:21

I never stole anything from work.

1:30:211:30:23

What happened to your hoodie?

1:30:231:30:26

-My hoodie?

-From Andrew's stag night.

1:30:261:30:28

-I lost it.

-Really? Didn't burn it?

1:30:291:30:32

No!

1:30:321:30:33

-Well, I'm sure we'll find it for you.

-Thanks.

1:30:341:30:38

Tell me about Phil Mitchell. Do much for him?

1:30:381:30:41

-Help him out now and then.

-So you're part of Mitchell's inner circle?

1:30:431:30:46

-Suppose.

-Like a foot soldier, or more of a sergeant, lieutenant?

1:30:461:30:51

Where would you be in the Mitchell gang?

1:30:511:30:53

I don't know, I suppose I'd be like...

1:30:531:30:54

What gang? There ain't a Mitchell gang.

1:30:561:30:59

But if he wanted something important doing, something really big,

1:30:591:31:02

you'd be his go-to guy, yeah?

1:31:021:31:04

That'd depend on what it was, wouldn't it?

1:31:041:31:06

Stealing a grand from his missus' best mate?

1:31:061:31:08

I never took Heather's money and I never killed her!

1:31:081:31:11

You've got no alibi and £800 you can't account for.

1:31:111:31:14

Mr Mitchell has answered all your questions fully and honestly.

1:31:141:31:18

POLICE WOMAN WHISPERS

1:31:221:31:25

Going to take a short break.

1:31:261:31:27

Interview suspended at 8.20.

1:31:271:31:30

New information.

1:31:331:31:34

You just don't kill someone in the heat of the moment.

1:31:421:31:44

Yeah, well, things do happen, people do lose control.

1:31:441:31:47

Pops? My pops? No, no, no, he wouldn't hurt a fly.

1:31:471:31:50

I'm not saying he would, all right? But, you know, things do happen.

1:31:501:31:53

-Do you know what? I thought you were supposed to be my mate!

-Lola. Lola!

1:31:531:31:57

What you staring at, eh? >

1:32:001:32:01

Go on! Mind your own business, the lot of you!

1:32:011:32:04

-Lola? Lola, you all right, love?

-What's it to you?

1:32:041:32:07

I just want to make sure you're OK.

1:32:071:32:09

-Since when have you ever cared about Billy, eh? When has anyone?

-I've always liked Billy.

1:32:091:32:14

You know what, he's the first one to help anyone else around here.

1:32:141:32:17

When he's in trouble, no-one cares, they all think about themselves.

1:32:171:32:20

Look, I'm sure he will be home in no time,

1:32:201:32:22

it's probably just a big mistake.

1:32:221:32:24

-Yeah, well...

-I can look after my cousin, thank you.

1:32:241:32:28

-And he definitely had nothing on him?

-No.

1:32:281:32:30

Phil.

1:32:331:32:34

Why would Alfie hide all this here?

1:32:381:32:41

It's nicked, innit? It's hot.

1:32:411:32:42

-It's nothing to do with Heather, is it?

-I don't know.

1:32:421:32:45

-Just get rid of it, yeah? Get it out of here.

-Where you going?

1:32:451:32:49

Have a quiet word with my mate Alfie.

1:32:491:32:51

There you go, darling. There you go.

1:32:581:33:01

-I bet all those old gossips are crucifying Billy today.

-Good.

1:33:011:33:04

Nothing like a nice murder to bring the community together.

1:33:041:33:08

JANINE LAUGHS

1:33:081:33:09

HER STOMACH GURGLES

1:33:091:33:11

Is that you?

1:33:111:33:12

I need pork scratchings.

1:33:141:33:15

What?

1:33:151:33:16

Oh! I need pork scratchings.

1:33:161:33:18

Oh, what is happening to me? I'm getting cravings!

1:33:181:33:20

-What happened to that packet of marshmallows I got you?

-They were too sweet.

1:33:201:33:24

Were they?

1:33:261:33:28

I couldn't waste them, could I?

1:33:281:33:30

Here you are.

1:33:301:33:32

And get whatever you want.

1:33:321:33:35

-What you doing?

-Just get yourself something, please, cos I'm not sharing.

-I don't need your money.

1:33:351:33:40

Well, I wasn't sure if you had any cash on you.

1:33:401:33:42

-I think can afford a packet of pork scratchings, Janine.

-I want...two.

1:33:421:33:46

And if you see any marshmallows on your way out...

1:33:491:33:53

SHE WHIMPERS

1:33:531:33:55

They must have something on him, they've kept him in all night.

1:33:561:33:59

-Probably letting him sleep it off - he hit the free bar last night.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

1:33:591:34:03

Morning! What can we do for you?

1:34:141:34:18

You can make yourself scarce.

1:34:181:34:20

All right, Phil? This is an unexpected pleasure, eh?

1:34:201:34:24

-Take Happy upstairs, will you?

-Why, what's happened?

1:34:241:34:27

-I need some private time with Alfie.

-Phil, what's going on?

1:34:281:34:32

Girls, go on. Go and have a break, yeah?

1:34:331:34:35

OK. Come on, Jean.

1:34:381:34:39

Don't mind me.

1:34:411:34:42

-You better start talking.

-About what?

1:34:501:34:52

About your little gift this morning.

1:34:521:34:54

Jay saw you. Now, why would you try and fit me up, eh?

1:34:551:34:58

-No. I just thought you might want a bit a free gear.

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:35:001:35:03

Pull the other one, it's got Derek hanging by the throat.

1:35:031:35:06

-Derek?

-Yeah.

1:35:061:35:08

Yeah, someone let you in

1:35:081:35:10

and the only other person that's had a set of keys is Derek.

1:35:101:35:13

OK. See, me, Derek and Billy, we had this plan to nick some booze

1:35:151:35:20

and, then, at the last minute, me and Billy,

1:35:201:35:22

well, we decided to cut him out the loop.

1:35:221:35:25

That'd be like getting robbed by the Chuckle Brothers.

1:35:251:35:28

So why hide the gear in the Arches?

1:35:281:35:30

You think Billy's going to grass you up.

1:35:341:35:36

So you thought you'd plant the gear on me.

1:35:361:35:39

-Well, come on? Or have you got a thing for hospital food, eh?

-No.

1:35:391:35:44

Derek was convinced it was you that nicked the booze

1:35:441:35:47

and the thing is, Phil, I didn't put him right.

1:35:471:35:50

-So you're more scared of him than me?

-No, it's just...

1:35:501:35:54

I can reason with you, it's like we're mates,

1:35:541:35:57

and, you know, he's just a bit of a nutter.

1:35:571:35:59

Yeah, so, what, I'm Mr Nice Guy now, am I?

1:35:591:36:01

No, no.

1:36:011:36:03

OK, listen, whatever you've got to do, you do it to me.

1:36:031:36:05

Just leave my family out of it, yeah?

1:36:051:36:07

You want to keep that thick head of yours in one piece,

1:36:101:36:12

you remember you owe me now.

1:36:121:36:14

From now on, you're on my side of the street.

1:36:141:36:18

-(Right.)

-If I whistle, you come running.

1:36:181:36:22

All right.

1:36:221:36:24

He's in trouble and we both know he didn't do it.

1:36:301:36:33

We saw him unloading them boxes.

1:36:351:36:38

Alex?

1:36:401:36:42

Yeah, but if you go to the police, it'll be a lot easier.

1:36:431:36:46

Cos I can't get involved!

1:36:471:36:49

Yeah, I know I said that, but...

1:36:511:36:53

Hello?

1:36:551:36:56

Hell...?

1:36:561:36:58

Who you talking to?

1:36:581:36:59

Dad?

1:37:011:37:02

-Yeah.

-Everything OK with you two lovebirds?

1:37:021:37:04

Why wouldn't it be?

1:37:041:37:06

Well, I know how difficult Dad can be.

1:37:061:37:09

His business obsessions, his ambitions...

1:37:091:37:13

his jealousy.

1:37:131:37:14

See, I like an ambitious, driven man...

1:37:141:37:17

..and he's got nothing to be jealous of.

1:37:181:37:20

Your flat is full of brand-new baby stuff -

1:37:231:37:26

pram, crib, toys. Expensive.

1:37:261:37:29

Especially for someone on your income.

1:37:301:37:33

-Janine Butcher paid for it.

-Really?

1:37:331:37:36

From the little I know of Ms Butcher, that seems very out of character.

1:37:361:37:39

I ordered the nursery stuff on her credit card.

1:37:411:37:44

RITCHIE WHISPERS

1:37:441:37:46

She let me use her card and I'm going to pay her back.

1:37:471:37:50

The point is...

1:37:511:37:53

..the nursery stuff was delivered the night Hev died.

1:37:541:37:58

Why didn't you tell us this before?

1:37:581:38:00

Because Janine didn't know about it.

1:38:011:38:03

Well, that's theft.

1:38:051:38:08

I'll have to arrest you for it.

1:38:081:38:10

What else have you been lying about, Billy?

1:38:101:38:13

-Everything all right?

-Yeah, just nipped back to use the loo.

1:38:191:38:24

-What you all dolled up for?

-Me? I had...erm...

1:38:241:38:26

I just had a business thing, nothing important.

1:38:261:38:29

Listen, I was thinking,

1:38:311:38:33

maybe later we could do something. You know, just the two of us?

1:38:331:38:38

Really? Yeah, if you want to.

1:38:381:38:41

We are OK, aren't we?

1:38:411:38:42

I mean, look, I know things have been weird between us lately but...

1:38:421:38:46

..we can make this work, can't we?

1:38:471:38:49

How about, OK, we both take the rest of the day off?

1:38:491:38:53

We can get some lunch, we can go into town, we can do whatever.

1:38:531:38:56

What about Bobby and Lucy?

1:38:561:38:57

Forget about everyone else, all right?

1:38:571:39:00

Let's just think about ourselves for a change, yeah?

1:39:001:39:02

-Can anyone else back up this story about the nursery equipment?

-Only...

1:39:051:39:08

Go on.

1:39:081:39:09

Hev.

1:39:091:39:11

Heather Trott knew you were stealing from Ms Butcher?

1:39:111:39:14

-What did Heather think about you stealing from your boss?

-She didn't like it.

1:39:141:39:17

If Ms Butcher found out you'd fiddled the order, you'd lose your job.

1:39:171:39:20

-Or worse.

-Yeah, I suppose.

1:39:201:39:22

-So it was important that Heather kept her mouth shut?

-No!

1:39:221:39:24

No, you've got it all wrong, it wasn't like that.

1:39:261:39:28

Heather wasn't like that.

1:39:281:39:30

I wasn't worried about her saying anything.

1:39:301:39:33

Must have been a shock when you found out your granddaughter was pregnant?

1:39:331:39:36

Sorry, what has this got to do with anything?

1:39:361:39:39

Do you know who the father is?

1:39:391:39:40

-No.

-She wouldn't tell you?

1:39:401:39:42

No, she said she don't know.

1:39:421:39:44

Some dirty little toe rag ruining her life.

1:39:441:39:47

What would you do to him, eh, Billy?

1:39:471:39:49

-If you could just get your hands on him.

-I'd want to talk to him.

1:39:491:39:52

I'd want to make him see his responsibility.

1:39:521:39:54

-And if he won't, he's going to get a slap, isn't he? Who'd blame you?

-No. No, I'm not like that!

1:39:541:39:58

Life can just dump on you too many times, can't it, Billy?

1:39:581:40:01

Sometimes you just want to hit back,

1:40:011:40:03

let all that disappointment out - smash something, kill someone.

1:40:031:40:07

But sometimes the wrong person gets killed.

1:40:071:40:09

Did you kill the wrong person, Billy?

1:40:091:40:11

No! I didn't kill the wrong person because I didn't kill anyone.

1:40:111:40:15

-Where's the picture frame, Billy?

-What picture frame?

1:40:151:40:18

-You cracked her over the head with it.

-No, I never.

1:40:181:40:21

I don't know what you're talking about!

1:40:211:40:24

And there's still this issue of the money.

1:40:241:40:27

In light of the extra charge against Mr Mitchell, I think we should all take a short break.

1:40:271:40:31

Interview suspended at 10.05.

1:40:311:40:33

-How are you?

-All right. Pork scratchings.

1:40:471:40:51

Janine's got cravings, apparently.

1:40:571:41:00

Dot was just telling me that Andrew has finally got proof of his innocence.

1:41:001:41:04

Really? How interesting. You better give me all of those.

1:41:041:41:07

(Right.)

1:41:071:41:08

Just keep the change.

1:41:121:41:13

-Can't believe it was Billy, though.

-Why?

1:41:151:41:17

Well, Billy and I have known each other years. We...

1:41:171:41:20

Well, we just know each other.

1:41:201:41:23

So sad, Michael, it's so sad.

1:41:231:41:26

Yeah, tragic.

1:41:261:41:27

He was found with money on him. Money that apparently was Heather's.

1:41:271:41:31

-Perfect motive for murder.

-Really?

1:41:311:41:34

Not love?

1:41:341:41:36

Not love. You want to watch it, good-looking woman like you,

1:41:381:41:42

loads of Lottery money banging about - could be a target.

1:41:421:41:45

SHE LAUGHS

1:41:451:41:47

-Better get it spent, then.

-Or invest it.

-Yeah? What in?

1:41:471:41:50

Sports and leisure. SHE LAUGHS

1:41:501:41:52

Don't laugh, it's the future.

1:41:521:41:55

-Really?

-Yeah.

1:41:551:41:56

What are you two talking about?

1:41:561:41:57

The future.

1:42:021:42:03

You're absolutely sure it was Billy?

1:42:041:42:06

-Yes.

-Carrying boxes into his flat?

1:42:061:42:09

-Yeah.

-How long were you in the street before you moved on?

1:42:091:42:12

I don't know, a couple of minutes.

1:42:121:42:14

-So not long?

-No, but when I came back later

1:42:141:42:17

he was throwing out all the empty boxes.

1:42:171:42:19

And this Alex Foster, he can confirm this?

1:42:191:42:22

-Yeah.

-OK.

1:42:241:42:26

Read it, then sign it.

1:42:261:42:28

-You will keep my name out of this, won't you?

-I can't promise that.

1:42:291:42:32

She said you would!

1:42:321:42:34

We'll have to check your story with Mr Foster and possibly Mr Beale.

1:42:341:42:38

Thank you, Miss Salter.

1:42:471:42:49

I heard your half-wit relative got himself arrested for murder.

1:43:021:43:06

That's very unfortunate.

1:43:061:43:08

And I heard you're in the market for some free booze?

1:43:091:43:11

I don't like anyone messing with my business, Phil.

1:43:141:43:16

Well, you need to look a bit closer to home.

1:43:161:43:19

Inside job.

1:43:221:43:23

Done a right little number on you, didn't they, eh?

1:43:231:43:26

You want to do anything in Walford,

1:43:281:43:30

you make sure you run it by me first.

1:43:301:43:33

This is my firm, and my manor.

1:43:341:43:37

Oh, and Alfie tells me everything.

1:43:371:43:40

You're making this personal...

1:43:451:43:48

-and that never ends well.

-PHONE RINGS

1:43:481:43:50

Well, you know where to find me, don't you?

1:43:501:43:52

Hello?

1:43:521:43:54

I gave Billy a grand? You must be joking.

1:44:001:44:03

I know where he got it from.

1:44:031:44:05

Yeah, all right. Forget that.

1:44:051:44:06

Look, if we tell them he borrowed the money off you, it would be a big help.

1:44:061:44:10

All right, all right.

1:44:101:44:13

Tell the Old Bill that I gave Billy the money, yeah?

1:44:131:44:16

For Lola.

1:44:161:44:17

Kat, yes, everything's fine, darling.

1:44:231:44:25

Yes, Shenice is fine. What?

1:44:251:44:27

No, she does have a clean uniform every day, you cheeky mare!

1:44:271:44:30

I'll call you back a bit later, all right, darling?

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Yeah, all right. Love you too, bye.

1:44:331:44:35

Do you know the one thing I can't stand?

1:44:351:44:39

It's a wise guy.

1:44:411:44:44

Derek, listen, Phil caught me bang to rights, OK?

1:44:461:44:49

Would it help if I said I was sorry?

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It wouldn't even touch the sides.

1:45:071:45:10

So you borrowed the money from Phil Mitchell?

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And on the night Hev died, I was at home, setting up the nursery.

1:45:181:45:23

It wasn't Hev's money, so you've got the wrong man!

1:45:231:45:26

You've been lying all day. Why should I believe you?

1:45:261:45:29

What happened with Heather, Billy?!

1:45:291:45:30

-How many more times? I didn't kill her!

-Sit down!

1:45:301:45:34

I've been in the gutter all my life,

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looking up at people who look down on me.

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And there's been plenty of times, all right,

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plenty of times I wanted to hit someone, strike out.

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But Hev?

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No way.

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She was the nicest, sweetest person.

1:45:561:45:58

I wouldn't hurt her.

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You can go.

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But I'm not done with you, Billy.

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You tick every box on the loser's profile.

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Prison written all over you.

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FRONT DOOR SHUTS

1:46:411:46:43

Michael?

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I've just had a call from the police telling me that Lola has got the second-best nursery in town,

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-all bought for by Billy on my credit card.

-Unbelievable.

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-I'm not going to press charges, though, cos I actually quite like him.

-That's quite good of you.

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-I'm just going to sack him instead.

-Yeah. That's my girl.

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Here we go, as specified.

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And...

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-SHE GASPS

-Oh, my God!

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Fill your boots, girl.

1:47:151:47:18

You are like a dream.

1:47:181:47:19

-All right, Lola?

-Where have you been? I've been up all night waiting for you!

1:47:231:47:27

-Where have you been?

-Hey, hey, stop it, all right?

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Just had to answer a few questions, that's all.

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Come on, I need to see Phil.

1:47:371:47:39

Billy?

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Come here, you.

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Shouldn't we get some champagne?

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Least make it look like we're pleased to see him out.

1:48:011:48:03

-We are pleased.

-Now the Old Bill are going to be all over us.

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All we've got to do is hold it together. Keep it tight, yeah?

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Do what I say and no-one is going to get banged up.

1:48:081:48:10

-< Hiya.

-Do you understand?

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Hey! Here he is.

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How you doing, eh?

1:48:171:48:18

-They give you a tough time?

-No, no, it was all right.

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He's on bail.

1:48:221:48:23

I kept thinking I was never getting out of there.

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I was thinking, "That's it. This is my life for now on."

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-But you kept it together, all right?

-Yeah.

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But they said I was still part of their inquiries.

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Well, head up in front Lo, yeah?

1:48:351:48:36

-You don't want to let anyone see it's getting to you.

-Yeah, OK.

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Cos everything is going to be all right.

1:48:401:48:43

Come on, Jay, get this man a beer, or do you want a cup a tea instead?

1:48:431:48:46

No, no, no, beer'll be fine, Jay.

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FRONT DOOR SHUTS

1:48:481:48:50

-What's he doing here?

-What you doing?

-Good to have you back, Billy.

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-How was it?

-All right.

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-Except they still think it's him, you know.

-Then it's down to us to prove them wrong, innit?

1:48:591:49:04

-But we know who it was.

-It wasn't me.

-And he can prove it.

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So we need to find out who did.

1:49:091:49:12

Us?

1:49:121:49:14

What is wrong with you lot?

1:49:141:49:16

We owe it to Hev! We don't stop until we find him.

1:49:161:49:19

Someone's got to get Pops off the hook

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cos he ain't going to do it himself.

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I'm in.

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Yeah, me an' all.

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Am I talking to the Mitchell men here

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or a bunch of scared schoolboys?

1:49:381:49:40

If the killer knew Hev, they'd know she's friends with the Mitchells.

1:49:421:49:45

-They'd be expecting us to go after them.

-Yeah, but the police...

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We ain't the police, we don't follow the rules.

1:49:481:49:50

If we can't protect any of our own, we might as well just give in.

1:49:501:49:54

I don't believe this. What is your problem?

1:49:551:49:59

All right.

1:50:011:50:02

You want to nail someone for this, then we'll find out who did it.

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And we'll make sure they go down for it an' all.

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Walford's residents turn out in force to pay their respects to Heather, but a furious Shirley makes it clear that Andrew is not welcome at the funeral. Phil frets when Ben attends a psychological assessment relating to the false accusations against his dad - will Ben be able to hold it together under the scrutiny?

A guilt-ridden Mandy wrestles with her conscience, knowing she has some information that could help Heather's murder investigation, while Derek makes a discovery about Alfie that leaves him seething. Michael finally comes to a decision about Janine's prenup - but will it be what she wants to hear?


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