21/04/2012 EastEnders Omnibus


21/04/2012

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Where you going?

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We're out of milk.

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DOOR SLAMS

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These products have been chosen by professionals for their quality,

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price and effectiveness.

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These products have been chosen by professionals

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for their quality, price and effectiveness.

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Lola.

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You can't keep ignoring me.

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SHE COUGHS

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This isn't fair!

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TELEPHONE RINGS

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DOOR SLAMS

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He's been blanking me all day.

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-Maybe he's been busy.

-What? Too busy to pick up the phone?

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Leave him. He told you he don't know anything.

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No. The Old Bill must've given him some idea who they think it is.

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-Don't get too comfy. We're going over Billy's.

-What for?

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Because he's our only lead.

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How long does it take to get milk?

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So where is it then?

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Where's what?

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-The milk.

-Oh, sorry guys. Forgot it.

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Listen, I need you both at the cafe after school.

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-Got it?

-Oh, I can't.

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-I'm going round a mate's.

-You'll just have to go later.

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And I want you there as well. Mandy?

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-What?

-I want you at the cafe. Four o'clock, OK?

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-Yeah. Fine. Whatever.

-See you later, guys.

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He's being really weird.

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No change there, then.

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-Ian's got me another shift at the cafe.

-Oh, that's good.

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-So what's happened to Shirley then?

-Still not up for it, I suppose.

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-You all right, darling?

-Still sulking.

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Yeah, but you did promise we could go.

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I said maybe. I can't afford to go to the cinema at the moment.

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-Yeah, but I already told Shenice.

-Well, you shouldn't have.

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-Grrr.

-Go easy on her. She's just worried about losing her mate.

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It's fine. I'll invite Shenice over for dinner tonight.

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And feed her what? We've got half a tin of beans and a loaf of bread.

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-No, I've got fish fingers in the freezer.

-Four left.

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So, unless you plan on robbing another book club...

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No, I won't have to. Cos I am going to make a fortune selling this stuff today, yeah?

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I'll just go and do a shop.

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Right. Well, don't get Tiff's hopes up until you're sure.

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Get my hopes up about what?

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Shenice is coming over for dinner.

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Yes!

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You must know something, Billy?

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I told ya. I don't know anything. I don't even know why they let me go.

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-Or why he's off the hook with us all of a sudden.

-Because his story's been cleared.

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-Him and Hev were going to leave.

-Yeah, right(!)

-I've seen the tickets, Billy!

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I'm sorry, Andrew.

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Forget it. Got more important things to be doing right now.

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Yeah, like finding out who did it. So, are you with us or what?

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-No, no, no. I can't go out there.

-Why not?!

-All those looks, eh, Billy?

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People whispering.

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-It's not nice, is it?

-Ah, just leave it. We'll find him ourselves.

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Get out there and face 'em, Billy.

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You've got nothing to be ashamed of, mate.

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He's an idiot is what he is. Couldn't keep his mouth shut.

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-Had to play the big man.

-Just sit down, will ya?

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-Now he's talked himself into a prison cell.

-He's just a suspect, that's all.

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That's all?! And what happens if Social Services hear about this?

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-What you talking about?

-They'll take the baby away.

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-That ain't going to happen.

-Too right it ain't cos I ain't staying around to let it.

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Lola, where you going?

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-What's wrong with her?

-She's upset about Billy, ain't she?

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-I talked to Ritchie. He's going to be fine.

-They did arrest him.

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-Just shows the old bill are getting desperate...

-I'm getting desperate and all.

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I can't take this any more. Shirley talking about Heather all the time.

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Just calm down. We've just got to ride this out.

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For how much longer though? This ain't ever going to stop.

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SHE ain't ever going to stop, Dad.

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All right, boys.

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Ladies, if you're looking for a bargain

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this could be your lucky day.

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Lucy!

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Luce, look. Top of the range cosmetics, I've got here.

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Dad?

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What you doing here?

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Finding out what you're up to.

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-What is that?

-What?

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I'm not leaving till you tell me what this is about.

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-It was meant to be a surprise.

-What was?

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I bought the cafe.

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-Is that it?

-Oh, come on! Don't look so excited.

-Well, it's hardly a surprise.

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You already told me you were thinking about it.

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So it's a new sign then?

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It's a new name. And don't ask

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cos I'm not telling until everyone's here, OK?

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Seeing as you're here, you can give us a hand tidying the place up.

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It's all ours.

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It's all ours.

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How about Broadstairs?

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You don't want to try somewhere a little bit more exotic?

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-What? Like Brighton?

-Yeah.

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Yeah...

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Like Brighton.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Of all the holiday destinations in the world...

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-she chooses Broadstairs.

-Ah, Broadstairs is all right.

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I'd rather be there than here right now, I tell you.

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You heard from Derek?

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SHE SIGHS

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-Look, you know I'm really glad you told me about that, yeah?

-S'all right.

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-He'll be in soon. Likes to remind me he's still around.

-Yeah, well...

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you've got to do something, you can't just sit around waiting for him to make a move.

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-Well, I'm open to suggestions.

-Yeah?

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How about you give him what you made from the job?

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Whoa. That's too much.

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Just give him something, yeah? Get him off your back, Alfie.

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I know, but all the money's tied up in the pub. I can't risk it.

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So what you going to do?

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I'll think of something. Going to do what I normally do. Talk my way out of it.

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It's chosen by make-up artists, So basically...

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people that work on pop videos, films, adverts...

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Oh! Billy, listen. You done with the police then?

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Yeah, for now.

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Don't stop the tongues wagging round here though, does it?

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I know. But did they say anything about...you know?

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Alfie, they're not bothered about a poxy van robbery so you've got no worries.

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-I wouldn't say that cos Derek knows.

-What?!

-We kept your name out of it.

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-Why don't you just have a drink?

-Rather have a job, mate.

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-What about Janine?

-She had to let me go. I wondered if you had anything going.

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-No, I ain't. Sorry.

-Come on, Alf. I got Lola. I got the baby coming.

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-There must be something I can do.

-There's plenty, I just can't afford to pay you!

-Billy!

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Oh, Michael! You look like a man who knows a bargain.

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Make-up. You could buy some for Janine?

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Oh, Alfie!

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SHE SOBS

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-All right?

-I'm fine.

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What's the matter?

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-It's nothing.

-Why you crying?

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-It's nothing.

-It's not the baby, is it?

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No. I don't know. It just keeps coming. It must...

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Must be my hormones or something.

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-Hormones?

-It's not funny.

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-No... It is a bit.

-SHE HUFFS

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-Take the rest of the day off.

-I can't afford to, can I?

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Because I've actually got to clean out Heather's flat

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-which I was meant to do a week ago.

-You're as rich as Croesus. I'll do it for you.

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You're going to start cleaning?

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No. Don't be ridiculous. I don't clean anything...

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-SLAMS BOTTLE ON DESK

-..I'll get a minion to do it or a lackey of some description.

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You going to cry again?

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All right, Derek?

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All right, Alfie.

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Mind if I... Thought we could have a little chat.

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Same again, eh?

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Can't let him play you like this.

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-Got no choice.

-You have, actually. You have.

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Don't get angry with me...

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Why would I get angry?

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-I'm talking about Jean and her winnings.

-Stop talking about that!

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-Alfie, she'd want to help you.

-Listen to me, OK?

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I'm not going to take money off Jean.

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Makes me feel small, all right? Just...

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Ta.

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Billy. Who have you told?

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-What about?

-About me vouching for you with the police.

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-Who have you told?

-YOU vouched for me?

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Yeah. I saw you outside your flat.

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-You ain't told no-one, have you?

-Nah, 'course not. I forgot that.

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Good.

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Least now I can get the gossips off my back, can't I?

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-Clear my name.

-No, no. Bill, you can't tell anyone.

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'Course I can. You're my alibi!

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-I don't care.

-Mandy, I don't see what the problem is.

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Hold up, I remember now. You was with a bloke, weren't you?

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-Who was he?

-Listen, Billy...

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You breathe a word of this and I will go back to the police

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and tell them I made a big mistake. You got it?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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-You bought this place again?

-Yep.

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I'll tell you what, it needs scrubbing.

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-I want this place absolutely gleaming.

-There's nothing wrong with it, Ian!

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Nothing wrong with it, Carol?! look at the state of this unit. Look at it.

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Hey!

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No picking that.

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-Just tell me what it says.

-Not until everyone else is here, OK?

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Bobby won't mind and it's not like Mandy's going to come.

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What do you mean she's not going to come?

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I doubt she's too excited about you buying the cafe.

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-She'll be made up!

-You've not called it something corny like...

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Beale's Meals, have you?

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-A Square Beale.

-Or, erm, Slap Up Beale.

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Making A Beale Of It.

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All right, ladies. Don't wet yourselves, OK?

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Just for your information... I'm sticking with tradition.

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You see, I've always liked Broadstairs.

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Yeah, I can see why, Jean. That's where you should go, Broadstairs.

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Maybe Roxy's right. Maybe I should try somewhere else.

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Nah. Broadstairs has it all, Jean.

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Jean...

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can I have a word, please?

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Sorry. Come on.

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-All right?

-Yeah.

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-How's the make-up business going?

-Oh, great actually.

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-Sold a lot, have you?

-Yeah, loads.

-Yeah?

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How do you fancy earning some extra money?

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-Depends what the job is.

-Cleaning.

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-Flat on Turpin Road.

-What number?

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-57A.

-Oh, that's Heather's flat.

-Don't matter, does it?

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Yeah, Michael, I can't do it. She got killed in there.

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-Double time? Come on.

-I'd rather stick to the make-up.

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Disappointed.

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How's it going?

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I am all over the place. You've got no idea.

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One minute, I'm up. Next minute, I'm down.

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It's like I'm going through puberty again.

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-What's happening with Heather's flat?

-It's all good. I'm on it.

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Good.

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-It's clean, Ian. Will you give it a break?

-I need to get it off.

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Your father was never happier than when he was building an empire.

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It's the entrepreneurial spirit, you know, Lucy.

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Well, if he's such a big shot businessman, why buy this place?

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This place was never just about business. This place was about family,

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all right? It's part of us, all of us.

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-That's why I wanted it back so badly.

-And you'll never let it go, will you, Ian?

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I might one day...

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to Lucy...

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to Peter and Bobby.

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Maybe I should try bleach.

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-Oh, it's just a stain, Ian.

-Carol, it needs to be perfect, OK?!

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I'm popping out for a bit.

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Lovely. Thank you, sweetheart.

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All right, girls. What've I done?

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I'd like you to have this.

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-What is it?

-Something to help you out.

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-No. No, I can't take it, Jean. Sorry, love.

-You can.

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You're my family, Alfie, and if I can't help family...

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I really appreciate the gesture, darling, but I really...

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I'm not taking no for an answer.

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It was only collecting dust under my bed anyway.

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I took it out of the bank because I don't trust them.

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It would only have just disappeared with their big fat bonuses!

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So I'd really like you to have it.

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And you'll pay me back, yeah?

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When you can.

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What you trying to do to me?

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I'm trying to help you out, Alfie! Come on.

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-I told her it was for Spencer. Don't worry.

-Spencer?!

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-Now we're lying to her.

-It gets Derek off your back. That's all that matters.

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-No, that's not all that matters.

-Would you get over yourself?

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Listen to you. Jean does not think you're small, OK?

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Not Jean I'm worried about.

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Alf... Alfie?

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I think I'll take one of these. And two of the eye shadows.

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See, told you I'd shift this stuff, didn't I?

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-You did pick a soft touch though.

-Janine is no soft touch.

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She knows quality when she sees it. Don't you, Janine?

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-Actually, I think I'll leave it.

-What? What? You can't!

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That was my first sale.

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-Technically not a sale, was it, really?

-All right...

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Who am I kidding? I can't shift any of this stuff.

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You're home early.

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Yeah, I didn't go in today.

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-Been helping Dad with something.

-Good for you.

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Look, I'm not meant to tell you this but...

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dad bought the cafe back.

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What?

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-Why didn't he say?

-He wanted it to be a surprise.

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Had it in his head that we can run it together. Family thing.

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He's gone to a lot of trouble so make sure you come later on.

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-Yeah. 'Course I'll be there.

-And...

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bring your excited face cos it means a lot to him.

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-Right, I'm off to get Bobby.

-Wait! Erm...

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I'll come with you. In fact, I'll drive you.

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-What?

-To get Bobby.

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Then we can, erm, go together.

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Family, like.

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Hello?

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DOOR SLAMS

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Hello, Hev?

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It's only me.

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Just come to do a little bit of cleaning.

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Ooh.

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SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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Well...

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I'll just get on with it then, yeah?

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You going somewhere?

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Oh, I get it. You're leaving me. Is that it?

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-Well, thanks for your support, Lo.

-You're such an idiot!

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Yeah, I must be, mustn't I?

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For thinking that my own flesh and blood would stand with me!

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You're not going to be here to stand with, are you!?

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It's just going to be me and the baby.

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Then what am I going to do?

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You're worried about me going to prison. Is that it?

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-No. Couldn't give a toss.

-Lola, listen to me. Listen.

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-It ain't going to happen.

-You can't promise that.

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-I got an alibi.

-What?

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Not one I can tell people about. But I've got one.

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Mandy.

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She was with some bloke when she seen me.

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-So?

-So...

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..this bloke wasn't Ian Beale.

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Lo, listen to me.

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I'm not going away. I'm not going anywhere.

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I'm going to be here for you and the baby. I promise you.

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Can we put this away now?

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Well, ain't like I don't try, is it?

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I don't stop trying.

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Doesn't really matter how hard I work, Heather,

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it's never going to be enough, is it, eh?

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I spent a fortune on that make-up.

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Not one single person bought one measly mascara off me out there.

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Now I can't even get a dinner together for me kids

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and their mates. What's it all about, eh?

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SHE SHRIEKS

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Oh! Hev? Oh, sorry.

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HE LAUGHS

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-What's that?

-Food. Found it in the cupboard.

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-What you doing?

-Launching it. It's a health hazard.

-What?!

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-Someone could use this.

-No.

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Food of a dead woman? That's a bit weird, innit?

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And that.

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What about my wages?

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We agreed that you were going to install it today.

0:20:240:20:27

I need that sign up.

0:20:270:20:28

No, tomorrow's no good, mate.

0:20:300:20:33

That's it. It's ruined.

0:20:330:20:36

-It's only a sign, Ian.

-No, it needs to be in the window.

0:20:360:20:38

It needs to be perfect!

0:20:380:20:40

It looks pretty perfect to me.

0:20:400:20:42

You look gorgeous.

0:20:440:20:45

Well, I got the feeling this was a bit of an occasion.

0:20:450:20:48

-Yeah. You could say that.

-Lucy's already told us.

0:20:480:20:52

-I'm going to kill you.

-No, no, no. Don't. She meant well.

0:20:520:20:55

-Really?

-And anyway, we think it's great. Come here.

0:20:550:20:58

I mean, it ain't every day a man buys a caff for his family.

0:21:000:21:04

-No, you could say that.

-And we brought you a present.

-Awww.

0:21:040:21:08

You shouldn't have.

0:21:090:21:11

SHE LAUGHS No, really, you shouldn't have.

0:21:110:21:14

SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:21:190:21:21

What do you want?

0:21:210:21:22

Came to ask you if you'd give my pops his job back.

0:21:220:21:25

-Can't do that, I'm afraid.

-Why not?

-Cos he's a no mark

0:21:250:21:29

-and a thief and he stole from us.

-He stole from Janine and it ain't like he took you for thousands.

0:21:290:21:34

Excuse me, that nursery stuff was not cheap.

0:21:340:21:37

Listen, this is all my fault.

0:21:370:21:40

-Really?

-I've been nothing but trouble since I got here

0:21:400:21:44

and what with the baby coming, he just got desperate.

0:21:440:21:47

All he wants to do is be a good granddad and take care of us.

0:21:470:21:50

How moving. That'll be a no then.

0:21:500:21:53

Unbelievable.

0:21:590:22:00

-Janine?

-Don't look at me! Don't look at me.

0:22:040:22:06

SHE SOBS

0:22:060:22:09

I know it's not much but I figured I owed you something from the Drayman job.

0:22:100:22:14

That's very noble of you, Alfie.

0:22:170:22:19

Yeah, well, I just thought we should square things up.

0:22:190:22:21

Well, I don't think this quite makes it.

0:22:240:22:27

What you talking... Why not?

0:22:270:22:29

Because you took me for a mug.

0:22:300:22:32

-Yeah, but it was nothing personal.

-Well, I took it personal.

0:22:320:22:36

Now I own you, Alfie.

0:22:360:22:39

And you're going to have to work very hard to make it up to me.

0:22:400:22:43

Rox, tell Jean, Spencer's sorted, all right? Thanks.

0:23:000:23:04

Well, if he has put your name over the door,

0:23:170:23:20

-you should be honoured.

-Yeah...

0:23:200:23:22

Bit weird but... nice.

0:23:220:23:25

You'll be on half wages until you've paid off the debt.

0:23:290:23:32

You what?

0:23:320:23:34

Agree to that and you can start back tomorrow.

0:23:340:23:37

-What made you change your mind?

-It's been a very weird day.

0:23:370:23:40

-I need to go.

-Hey, Janine! Thanks.

0:23:400:23:44

-Not me you need to thank.

-I went and spoke to her.

0:23:450:23:49

-You?

-I don't think I want Billy hanging around here.

0:23:490:23:53

-He's not doing any harm.

-Then why would the police nick him?

0:23:530:23:57

Shirl?

0:24:030:24:04

There you are. You hungry?

0:24:060:24:08

We got some pizza.

0:24:080:24:11

They're out there, living their lives...

0:24:110:24:13

as if nothing's happened.

0:24:130:24:15

-They think they can kill my friend and not pay the price.

-Shirl?

0:24:180:24:22

I can't sit here playing happy families knowing that they're still out there.

0:24:220:24:25

Kids! Your tea!

0:24:550:24:57

-What's that?

-Fish fingers and beans.

0:25:030:25:06

-Aren't you eating?

-Yeah. I've had mine. Look.

0:25:060:25:10

-Where's Morgan?

-I'm not eating that.

0:25:100:25:14

-I want to go home.

-No! Not yet. Erm...

0:25:270:25:31

Morgan!

0:25:350:25:37

-Where's your dinner?

-Bin. It's disgusting.

0:25:410:25:46

THEY GIGGLE

0:25:460:25:48

Ladies and gentlemen, if I could just have your attention for a moment?

0:25:590:26:03

This was supposed to be up in the window

0:26:030:26:04

but turns out the installation company's completely incompetent

0:26:040:26:08

so I'm going to have to do it here instead.

0:26:080:26:11

Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to unveil...

0:26:110:26:14

Mandy's cafe!

0:26:140:26:15

CLAPPING

0:26:150:26:18

-I'm so sorry.

-So much for family, hey?

0:26:200:26:24

Oi. Listen up everyone!

0:26:300:26:34

I know you all think he did, but my Pops,

0:26:340:26:36

-he didn't kill Heather and he's got an alibi to prove it.

-Lola, don't!

0:26:360:26:40

Cos she saw him... she even vouched for him,

0:26:410:26:45

but she won't say anything because she was with some bloke at the time.

0:26:450:26:49

PHIL SIGHS

0:27:210:27:23

Mmm.

0:27:400:27:43

-Yes!

-What you doing?

0:27:490:27:52

Muffins, mostly. And some fairy cakes.

0:27:520:27:55

Morning.

0:28:060:28:08

She even used to collect the toys from those cereal boxes. Look.

0:28:100:28:14

Like a big kid, really.

0:28:160:28:18

OK, I think I'll go out for breakfast.

0:28:220:28:26

Can I have a word with you?

0:28:260:28:28

Nigella's neater than me but I reckon she's probably got staff.

0:28:340:28:38

Day one of Mandy's Cafe. Start of a new era, eh?

0:28:380:28:43

I wanted to do something. Especially after...er...

0:28:430:28:48

Look, don't we need to talk about it?

0:28:510:28:54

What, about your ex-fiance Alex?

0:28:550:28:58

Nothing happened, Ian. I didn't sleep with Alex.

0:28:580:29:01

-I don't want to talk about it, OK?

-Because you believe me?

0:29:010:29:04

No, because we've had this conversation before, haven't we?

0:29:040:29:08

A couple of times now.

0:29:080:29:10

Your mum warned me you'd move on when you found someone richer.

0:29:100:29:13

And you ignored her, like I ignored Alex.

0:29:130:29:17

See you later.

0:29:180:29:20

-I'll come with you.

-What?

-PHONE RINGS

0:29:220:29:25

-Yeah. I mean, I'll do a shift in the cafe.

-< Hello?

0:29:250:29:28

I know you've said no in the past, but, well, it's my name up there now. It's my reputation.

0:29:280:29:32

We can make this work, Ian, together.

0:29:340:29:38

Phone.

0:29:380:29:39

DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS

0:29:390:29:42

So how's it going, then, the whole Shirley moving on thing?

0:30:190:30:22

What do you want me to do, eh? Give her a slap every time she mentions Heather's name?

0:30:220:30:26

Phil, honestly, I don't know, OK?

0:30:260:30:28

But if you ever want this house to stop feeling like a morgue,

0:30:280:30:31

-you've got to do something.

-DOORBELL RINGS

0:30:310:30:35

Let's go.

0:30:380:30:39

What do you want?

0:30:410:30:42

Good morning to you an' all. I've had Ben's school on the phone.

0:30:420:30:46

-You all right, Ben?

-What do you want?

0:30:460:30:48

Your teacher wants to know when you're going back.

0:30:480:30:51

Tell 'em today.

0:30:540:30:56

BOTH: What?

0:30:560:30:57

Tell 'em he'll be back at school this morning.

0:30:570:31:00

Actually, I already did. I just wasn't expecting you to back me up.

0:31:000:31:04

When everything's normal, normal 16-year-olds go to school, don't they?

0:31:090:31:13

And normal is how things are going to be from now on.

0:31:130:31:15

-I am banning the word normal from this house right now.

-Dad, I'm not ready.

0:31:150:31:18

-It'll take you five minutes to put your uniform on.

-I don't mean that, all right?

0:31:180:31:21

There's no point. You even said it yourself. I ain't going to pass any of the exams.

0:31:210:31:25

In a few months, you'll be leaving school anyway, with no questions asked.

0:31:250:31:28

Right?

0:31:290:31:31

-How did you get away?

-Just ran. Are you sure he's not safer here?

0:31:400:31:45

-He's safe wherever he is.

-I mean, who knows what he's thinking from one day to the next,

0:31:450:31:49

-or what he'll say.

-We've got to get things back to... FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:31:490:31:53

But they're not, are they? However many times you say it.

0:32:000:32:03

-That's yours.

-Thanks.

0:32:110:32:14

Right, you ready, you two? >

0:32:270:32:29

Yeah.

0:32:310:32:32

Mum!

0:32:320:32:33

-I'm hungry.

-We're all hungry, son,

0:32:350:32:37

but if I'm late for work today, I'll get the sack.

0:32:370:32:39

Come on. You know who my new boss is, don't you?

0:32:390:32:42

BOTH: Ian Beale.

0:32:420:32:43

-Exactly. Let's go.

-We could always ask my dad for money.

0:32:430:32:47

No, we can't, Morgan. Come on.

0:32:470:32:49

-KNOCKING ON DOOR

-OK, OK.

0:32:520:32:54

Hey!

0:32:540:32:56

You had breakfast?

0:32:560:32:58

-No.

-Good.

0:32:580:33:00

Please don't make us go back there. Please.

0:33:000:33:02

Come on, then. Hello, beautiful.

0:33:040:33:06

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:33:150:33:17

Right, we ready, then?

0:33:170:33:19

-You're seriously walking us to school?

-Yeah.

0:33:190:33:21

-As long as your dad don't find me and break both my legs.

-I thought you were joking.

0:33:210:33:25

I can't be trusted to walk on my own?

0:33:250:33:26

Can we just go, please?

0:33:260:33:28

You have got some serious gossip to catch up on.

0:33:300:33:34

You know Bernadette's obsessed with that biker called Fin?

0:33:340:33:36

And Josh is back with Chantelle.

0:33:360:33:40

And Ashley dumped Rhianne again so he could hook up with Casey.

0:33:400:33:44

And apparently on Saturday at Abdul's party...

0:33:460:33:50

You're not even listening, are you?

0:33:510:33:54

-Not really.

-Well, I am, Abs.

0:33:540:33:56

What happened at Abdul's party?

0:33:560:33:59

I feel for Shirley, I really do, but it's like the funeral's still going on or something.

0:34:120:34:16

-You going to eat, baby?

-Rox, you can't just flick a switch and stop missing someone, can you?

0:34:160:34:21

No, I know, but you've got to move on some time, ain't you?

0:34:210:34:26

There you go.

0:34:260:34:27

It must be weird for you.

0:34:270:34:29

Is it weird when you wake up and Kat's not there?

0:34:290:34:32

Nah. Miss her cooking breakfast. But if you're going to keep bringing round these every morning...

0:34:320:34:37

You'd have to winch me behind that bar.

0:34:370:34:40

Not a chance. You'd still be gorgeous. You know what they say -

0:34:400:34:42

a little bit of what you fancy does you good. These are lovely.

0:34:420:34:46

-Thanks, darling. See you soon.

-Take care.

0:34:510:34:55

Right. I might as well leave you to it.

0:34:550:34:58

Doesn't look like you're going to be rushed off your feet today.

0:34:580:35:00

-Just wait till word spreads that we're under new management.

-Exactly.

0:35:000:35:04

Think positive! That's what I say.

0:35:040:35:05

And I just want you to know, Ian, that I'm so glad that you're my boss again.

0:35:050:35:09

I've always really enjoyed working for you. Just wanted you to know that.

0:35:090:35:13

And you're sure you're going to cope until Marie gets here without scratching each other's eyes out?

0:35:140:35:19

See ya.

0:35:210:35:22

-MOCKS:

-"I just want you to know, Ian, I've always loved working for you."

0:35:300:35:34

Some of us need a job.

0:35:350:35:37

Some of us don't go through life using blokes to get what we want.

0:35:370:35:40

Yeah, well, some of us have that option, Bianca.

0:35:400:35:43

-Others haven't.

-MANDY CHUCKLES

0:35:430:35:46

-But seeing as we're stuck with each other today...

-Do you know what today is?

0:35:460:35:50

It's Ian's first day back in the cafe and I'm going to make sure it's a success.

0:35:500:35:53

It's mine and Ricky's wedding anniversary, from the first time.

0:35:530:35:57

You do remember Ricky, don't you, eh?

0:35:570:35:59

Another bloke you chewed up and spat out and didn't worry who got hurt.

0:35:590:36:02

Funny how life catches you up, innit?

0:36:020:36:05

If you want to be Ian's golden girl, don't expect any help from me.

0:36:050:36:08

-You know, I could get him to sack you in a heartbeat.

-Really?

0:36:080:36:12

From what I saw, you're on probation every bit as much as I am.

0:36:130:36:18

That table needs clearing.

0:36:200:36:21

Pass me that one.

0:36:260:36:28

Where are they?

0:36:280:36:30

Where's what?

0:36:300:36:33

Those boxes of Heather's. You took 'em, didn't you?

0:36:330:36:36

They weren't doing anyone any good sitting there, were they?

0:36:380:36:40

And you thought I wouldn't notice? There's valuables in them.

0:36:400:36:43

Oh, yeah, yeah, like a 1994 George Michael calendar

0:36:430:36:46

and a hula hula skirt?

0:36:460:36:48

Shirl, you can't carry on like this.

0:36:480:36:50

And I can't carry on like nothing's happened either.

0:36:500:36:53

Where are they?

0:36:560:36:58

Over there.

0:37:010:37:02

You'd better not have broken anything.

0:37:050:37:08

Andrew's coming round later to see if there's anything he wants to take.

0:37:110:37:14

What?

0:37:200:37:21

How can you look her in the eye, eh?

0:37:210:37:24

Yeah. The make-up bag, it's in the front room.

0:37:280:37:31

Will you bring it over? All right. Thanks.

0:37:310:37:35

There you go. Home-made. Enjoy.

0:37:360:37:40

-All right, Mandy?

-Yeah. You all right, Max? You're looking very handsome today.

0:37:400:37:44

-What can I tempt you with?

-Just a cup a tea, please.

0:37:440:37:46

Tea, please, Bianca. Something to eat?

0:37:460:37:49

-No, you're all right.

-Have you had your breakfast today, Max?

0:37:490:37:52

-He said he don't want nothing.

-Come on, you're wasting away.

0:37:520:37:55

Why don't you have a nice fry-up?

0:37:550:37:57

MANDY CHUCKLES

0:37:570:37:58

-Go on. You've twisted me arm. Go on. I'll have a fry-up.

-OK.

0:37:580:38:01

-Cheers. I'll bring it over.

-You should think about selling motors.

0:38:010:38:04

-I can sell anything, me.

-You have, ain't you, really?

0:38:040:38:07

Look, B, why don't you just forget about what you think of me for a minute, all right?

0:38:090:38:13

We both know you need this job. So what's the best way of keeping it?

0:38:130:38:16

To impress Ian.

0:38:170:38:19

Right. And what's the one thing Ian's always impressed by?

0:38:190:38:23

Look, how much does this cafe normally take in a day?

0:38:230:38:26

Couple of hundred?

0:38:260:38:27

We can smash that if you just take that lemon out your gob and work with me.

0:38:270:38:31

Look, the better this place runs, the less time Ian spends here.

0:38:330:38:38

-What can I tempt you with today, then, sir?

-Tea and a cupcake, please.

0:38:450:38:49

Certainly.

0:38:490:38:51

-She feeling any better?

-I was going to go shopping with Christian

0:38:520:38:56

-but I think I'm just going to get her home.

-Just leave her here.

0:38:560:38:59

-Really?

-Listen, you don't want to be moving her if she's feeling like that.

0:38:590:39:03

-She's all right with me, ain't she?

-She loves you.

0:39:030:39:06

-Come on, she's only human. Go on, you get off shopping.

-Yeah?

0:39:060:39:09

Yeah, yeah, go on. It'll be fine.

0:39:090:39:12

OK. All right.

0:39:120:39:14

Give Mummy a kiss. I love you.

0:39:170:39:21

You be good for Uncle Alfie, yeah?

0:39:210:39:23

-You know I've got your back, don't you?

-Yeah, I do.

0:39:230:39:28

-See you later.

-Have fun.

0:39:280:39:30

Right. I think a story's in order.

0:39:300:39:34

Yeah?

0:39:340:39:36

Oh, hello, Dot. Welcome to Mandy's. What can I get you?

0:39:430:39:47

I was just wondering if you could change this 20 for me?

0:39:470:39:50

-Yeah, yeah, course.

-Thank you.

0:39:500:39:52

Till's a bit full, actually, it could do with emptying.

0:39:550:39:58

What do you reckon, then, boss?

0:40:010:40:03

Lovely to see the place so busy.

0:40:030:40:05

-Your mother would be ever so proud of you.

-Yeah.

0:40:050:40:08

Yeah, very impressive. How?

0:40:080:40:10

Sell snow to an Eskimo, she would, your missus, Ian.

0:40:100:40:13

I only come in to see me brother. "Try my muffins," she said.

0:40:130:40:17

Helpless, I was.

0:40:170:40:18

-You shut your filthy face, you!

-Still flirting, are we?

0:40:200:40:24

I wasn't flirting with you. I wouldn't.

0:40:240:40:28

You disgust me.

0:40:280:40:29

I'm really sorry. Sometimes she doesn't know when to stop.

0:40:300:40:33

Someone should teach her, shouldn't they?

0:40:330:40:35

Oi. You don't believe that, do you?

0:40:370:40:39

What, you've spent all morning manipulating men into getting what you want?

0:40:390:40:43

Nah, bit far-fetched, innit?

0:40:430:40:46

-What you doing here? What's happened?

-Nothing's happened.

0:40:500:40:53

Do you want a chip, Jay?

0:40:530:40:55

You promised you'd go to school.

0:40:550:40:56

Yeah, and I will. For now.

0:40:560:40:59

-No-one said I had to stay for lunch, though.

-What do you mean, for now?

0:40:590:41:03

You going to the gym again?

0:41:050:41:07

Is...um... Is everything all right, Jay?

0:41:160:41:18

Everything's fine.

0:41:220:41:25

With us, I mean. Are you sure?

0:41:250:41:27

Yes, we're fine.

0:41:270:41:30

-Come on, tell me all about it.

-All about what?

0:41:300:41:33

I want to know all the gossip about school.

0:41:330:41:36

-That smells really nice, that.

-Mmm, berry. Nice.

0:41:380:41:41

Mmm. Where did you get it from?

0:41:410:41:42

Shenice got it for me as a little present. It's really nice when they get a bit older

0:41:420:41:46

and they start treating you like a mate, you know?

0:41:460:41:48

You must have that with Tiff, Bianca? Thank you for the tea. Cheers.

0:41:480:41:52

-Where's Amy?

-Oh, she's in Iran with her boyfriend.

0:41:520:41:55

Did you not get the postcard?

0:41:550:41:57

HE PRETENDS TO LAUGH

0:41:570:41:59

I'd recognise that sparkle anywhere, Roxanne Mitchell.

0:41:590:42:03

My new lip gloss, innit?

0:42:030:42:05

I don't think so.

0:42:050:42:06

Who is he?

0:42:060:42:09

-No. No, no, no...

-Come on, we tell each other everything. They are the rules.

0:42:090:42:13

No, no, not this time, OK? I'm not jinxing it.

0:42:130:42:17

-That's because he's ugly.

-No.

0:42:180:42:21

-Gay, then?

-No! Christian.

0:42:210:42:22

Prison?

0:42:220:42:23

Don't tell me he's married.

0:42:270:42:28

I'm not telling you anything.

0:42:300:42:33

I knew it. Come on, who is he?

0:42:330:42:35

Christian Clarke, eat your fairy cake and change the subject or I'm leaving.

0:42:350:42:39

Anyone at home? Oh, Ian.

0:42:440:42:47

Everything all right?

0:42:470:42:49

Well, I don't know. Is it?

0:42:490:42:51

Only you tried to talk to me a couple a weeks ago

0:42:510:42:55

and I was so het up and I just couldn't listen to you. I'm so sorry. But I'm here now.

0:42:550:43:01

Dot, thanks, but I really need to get myself to the chippy.

0:43:010:43:05

-Everything's fine now, honest.

-FRONT DOOR SHUTS

0:43:050:43:07

It didn't seem so yesterday in the cafe.

0:43:070:43:11

Look, I really need to get going.

0:43:140:43:16

I'll see you later.

0:43:180:43:19

You all right, love?

0:43:200:43:23

Lucy, can't you talk to him?

0:43:270:43:31

I know what you think of Mandy, but she does make your father happy.

0:43:310:43:36

Mandy makes him look like the complete prat he is.

0:43:360:43:40

-I didn't even think Dad would be stupid enough to name a family business after that tramp.

-Oh, Lucy.

0:43:400:43:46

So, no, Dot, no, I can't just talk to him.

0:43:460:43:49

If you don't mind, I don't have long.

0:43:520:43:54

-Here you go. That one's on the house, OK?

-Thank you, Alfie.

0:44:010:44:04

-Hey. You all right?

-You all right, sweetheart?

-BEEPING

0:44:040:44:07

-What's that?

-There it goes! The alarm. Time to check on the patient.

-You haven't?

0:44:070:44:11

-Have you been running up every five minutes to Amy?

-Nah! Every ten. It's all right.

0:44:110:44:15

Does my brother know that you're palming his daughter off to all and sundry again?

0:44:150:44:19

-You're amazing.

-Ah. I'll go up.

-No, no, I'll go.

0:44:210:44:23

-And when I'm done, I'll come down here and I will help you out behind the bar.

-That'd be lovely.

0:44:230:44:27

-I couldn't think of anyone else I'd rather spend the afternoon with.

-Really?

0:44:270:44:31

Yeah, other than, you know, Billy Bonds,

0:44:310:44:34

or Sir Bobby Moore, God rest his claret and blue soul.

0:44:340:44:38

Yes, mate, what can I get you?

0:44:380:44:40

Cheers.

0:44:510:44:53

This how you spend your days now, is it?

0:44:530:44:55

-Choosing between sandwich spreads?

-Give us a break, will you?

0:44:550:44:58

Ain't it about time you started thinking about going back to work?

0:44:580:45:02

One problem - I ain't got a job.

0:45:020:45:04

What, you surprised? Ain't you got any mirrors in your house?

0:45:060:45:09

Listen...

0:45:100:45:13

Tidy yourself up, clean your shoes and be at the R&R for 6.30, yeah?

0:45:130:45:17

What?

0:45:170:45:19

It's about time you started thinking about the future instead of the past.

0:45:190:45:23

-6.30 sharp, yeah?

-Yeah.

0:45:250:45:27

Thanks. Thanks, Phil.

0:45:270:45:29

-Mrs Butcher?

-Hmm?

-Mrs Butcher.

-No.

0:45:360:45:39

Weirdly, that is not the worst thing I've been called today.

0:45:390:45:42

Over there, hun.

0:45:420:45:43

You're Mrs Butcher?

0:45:450:45:46

Who wants to know?

0:45:490:45:50

Miss Woods. Tiffany's form tutor.

0:45:500:45:53

-You're Tiffany's teacher?

-Sorry to disturb you at work.

-It's all right. Has something happened?

0:45:530:45:58

-No. You just didn't attend Parents' Evening last night.

-Oh.

0:45:580:46:01

This is sort of on my way home, so...

0:46:010:46:03

You didn't know it was Parents' Evening, did you?

0:46:030:46:05

I didn't know Tiff had a teacher that's only a year older than her, either!

0:46:050:46:09

I can show you my qualifications if you like.

0:46:090:46:11

But I'd rather talk about Tiffany's recent behaviour.

0:46:110:46:15

Not telling you about last night is typical, I'd say.

0:46:180:46:21

-Have you got kids?

-No.

-No.

0:46:210:46:24

Cos I'd say it's typical of most kids Tiff's age to forget things.

0:46:240:46:28

Tiffany's struggling in some subjects, Mrs Butcher,

0:46:280:46:31

particularly maths.

0:46:310:46:32

She hasn't said anything to you?

0:46:340:46:36

It's funny, because every other teacher that Tiff's had

0:46:360:46:40

has said that she's really clever.

0:46:400:46:42

I'm not saying she's not bright. I'd just like to get her some extra help.

0:46:420:46:46

Well, you're the teacher.

0:46:470:46:49

Is everything all right...at home?

0:46:510:46:54

Yeah. Yeah, it's fine, thanks.

0:46:590:47:02

Right. I'll be in touch, then.

0:47:020:47:06

Everything all right?

0:47:130:47:16

-Yeah.

-I'll have a tea.

-Right.

0:47:170:47:21

-Thanks for that.

-It's all right.

-Kim's coming to have a look in a minute.

0:47:210:47:24

Where's all my lip gloss?

0:47:280:47:30

-You want nuts with that an' all?

-Mmm.

-Dry roasted?

0:47:300:47:35

Mmm.

0:47:350:47:36

-Dry roasted.

-Yes.

-Thank you.

0:47:360:47:39

I reckon this is it for you two, you know, after you couldn't quite fly the nest last week.

0:47:390:47:44

-I reckon you two are going to live together for all time.

-I think you might be right.

0:47:440:47:47

I can't see any right-minded woman putting up with the amount

0:47:470:47:50

of Undercover Elite Night Cops I have to watch every night.

0:47:500:47:53

Oh, yeah, whereas they're queuing up

0:47:530:47:54

-to listen to old sing-along with Sinatra here.

-Oi, don't you say nothing about Frank.

0:47:540:47:58

I know what's keeping you up at night -

0:47:580:48:00

all that crumpet I keep bumping into at the toaster every morning.

0:48:000:48:03

Well, look. No ring, I can do what I like.

0:48:030:48:06

Anyway, I'm going to go see Penny in France tomorrow, so that flat's yours.

0:48:060:48:10

Oh, right. She'll be lost without you. You all right, B?

0:48:100:48:13

-All right?

-Come on, Bianca, I keep offering to help you.

0:48:130:48:16

Knocking lipsticks out in pubs?

0:48:160:48:18

I'm trying to run a business, actually, Derek. This is my stock.

0:48:180:48:22

What you laughing at, Max?

0:48:230:48:24

My kids rely on me selling this stuff, just like yours rely on you selling motors, yeah?

0:48:240:48:28

Bianca, if I could fit what I was relying on to feed my kids in a bag that size,

0:48:280:48:32

I'd start considering alternative business models.

0:48:320:48:35

THEY CHUCKLE Oi, Shenice!

0:48:350:48:37

Come here.

0:48:390:48:40

Amy, oh, sweetheart, what have you done?

0:48:450:48:49

Oh, wow. Have you been...?

0:48:490:48:53

Oh, look, you've got it all... OK, come on.

0:48:530:48:56

That's Mummy's. Come with Alfie, we'll go and give you a clean-up, yeah?

0:48:560:49:00

-You nicked make-up out of that bag when you was round my house last night.

-Oi, oi, what are you doing?

0:49:000:49:04

-Shut up, mind your own business!

-Shenice is my business.

-I didn't steal, honest.

0:49:040:49:08

-So where did you get the lip gloss from?

-From Tiff. She's been giving it to everybody at school. Honestly.

0:49:080:49:13

Right, you listen to me - I believe you, all right, sweetheart?

0:49:130:49:16

Why don't you go and get changed upstairs, yeah? Amy's up there. Go on, off you go.

0:49:160:49:19

I don't know what is going on, but you do not take your problems out on little kids.

0:49:190:49:25

Don't tell me about kids!

0:49:250:49:26

-Oh, come on, you two.

-Least my girl gives her mates something they want, not nits!

-Why don't you talk to Tiff?

0:49:260:49:31

-Well, we do talk!

-Yeah, course you do.

-Yeah, we do!

0:49:310:49:33

-Oi. Bianca!

-ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:49:330:49:37

Stop! Bianca! Right, get over here.

0:49:370:49:41

-Stop it.

-Derek, get off of me!

-Derek, get your hands off her now!

0:49:410:49:45

I'm all right, look, I'm all right. I'm OK. I'm really sorry.

0:49:500:49:53

-TEARFULLY: I'm sorry, Roxy, all right? I've just had a really bad day.

-What's the matter?

0:49:530:49:57

It's them two! Thanks for nothing.

0:49:570:50:01

Bianca. What's going on?

0:50:010:50:04

MOUTHS: You OK?

0:50:100:50:11

-You got through it, then?

-Yeah. I told you, it's pointless.

-Why is it, Ben?

0:50:210:50:24

Because once I get that psychiatric report, I'll be out that school for good, Jay.

0:50:240:50:29

Oh, so you're going to use your psychiatric report to get out of school, are you?

0:50:290:50:33

Yep.

0:50:330:50:34

Even by my maths, I reckon we're still 50% up on the average.

0:50:350:50:40

-Where have you been?

-Erm...I...

-You've been skiving, haven't you?

-No.

-Course you have.

0:50:420:50:46

You thought, "It's Ian. He's soft, I can take advantage and have a laugh behind his back."

0:50:460:50:50

-So how about I sack you right now?

-Ian, please...

-No. Won't be laughing then, will you?

0:50:500:50:54

-I won't, but you can't do that. Please.

-Give me one good reason why not?

0:50:540:50:57

Because she has killed herself working in here for you today.

0:50:570:51:01

Look. We both have.

0:51:010:51:02

Are you not even going to count it?

0:51:040:51:06

I didn't buy this place to get rich.

0:51:070:51:09

Did I just hear that right?

0:51:140:51:16

Honestly, I just don't know what that man wants from me.

0:51:200:51:23

Well, you can't win sometimes, can you?

0:51:230:51:26

At least you've still got your family.

0:51:270:51:30

-What would you care about my family?

-Oh, Bianca, I don't!

0:51:300:51:33

Thanks. Thanks for what you did then.

0:51:370:51:40

I'm in a mess now, but if I lose this job....

0:51:420:51:44

What sort of mess?

0:51:440:51:46

I've taken out these loans...

0:51:500:51:52

I don't know if I'll ever be able pay it back.

0:51:550:51:58

Yeah, I've got my family.

0:51:590:52:01

A mum that can't ever know... ever know what I've done.

0:52:010:52:06

My uncles think I'm a joke.

0:52:090:52:12

And a thieving daughter who...

0:52:120:52:15

..can't add up and won't even talk to me.

0:52:170:52:19

Why won't she talk to me?

0:52:220:52:23

Shall we stop smiling now?

0:52:330:52:35

-BOTH LAUGH

-Yeah.

0:52:350:52:37

-She tried everywhere to get one of them.

-She told me about when that happened.

0:52:400:52:44

Yeah, she got really upset.

0:52:440:52:46

Oh, look at this. The first time we went clubbing down the Walford Palais, me and Hev.

0:52:470:52:52

-You should definitely keep that, then.

-Yeah.

0:52:520:52:54

-All right, Phil?

-You're cutting it fine. Thought you was going to be at the club at half six?

0:52:540:52:59

Shirley invited me round for tea, so I swapped shifts with Mac.

0:52:590:53:03

I don't mind late nights, especially with the way I'm sleeping.

0:53:030:53:07

Shirl thought you wouldn't care, anyway.

0:53:070:53:09

Nah, nah. Why should I?

0:53:100:53:11

SHIRLEY CHUCKLES

0:53:140:53:16

She wouldn't even let me shave my stubble, you know that?

0:53:160:53:19

-What, cos of that?

-Cos of him, yeah.

0:53:190:53:22

If you need help, we'll get it, but you have to tell me. As for the lip gloss...

0:53:220:53:25

Shenice and the others always get new stuff.

0:53:250:53:28

-But I never get anything.

-Listen...

0:53:280:53:30

..it's hard for all of us at the minute, Tiff.

0:53:320:53:35

Liam's having to do extra shifts at McClunky's

0:53:350:53:39

and I've got to be nice to Ian Beale.

0:53:390:53:42

Yeah, but we still can't afford anything.

0:53:420:53:44

And I haven't got anyone to buy me football boots like Morgan.

0:53:440:53:47

What do you want silly football boots for?

0:53:470:53:49

Whatever it is that you wish you had, it's never all right to steal.

0:53:490:53:52

You do it.

0:53:520:53:54

We've been through this - I've paid for my mistakes.

0:53:540:53:57

Did you pay for that or nick it from the cafe?

0:53:570:54:00

Well...um...

0:54:020:54:03

..sometimes adults have to do things just to keep their head above water.

0:54:050:54:09

Sometimes kids have to do things just to keep their friends.

0:54:090:54:12

Come here.

0:54:140:54:16

Everything's going to be all right.

0:54:180:54:20

You'll see.

0:54:200:54:21

All right, sweetheart. Same again?

0:54:280:54:31

No. I better get back.

0:54:330:54:35

Hey, listen, I bet Ian right now is laying that table

0:54:350:54:40

and he's cooking up a storm as we speak.

0:54:400:54:43

Just imagine it. I'll never forget a few years back, he cooked this meal for my nan.

0:54:430:54:47

You never met my nan. She was a lovely lady.

0:54:470:54:50

See, I reckon that's what it's all about at the end of the day, Mandy -

0:55:180:55:21

-having someone to go home to, and just share your life with.

-CHRISTIAN CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:55:210:55:25

Sorry, gorgeous.

0:55:250:55:29

Right, what can I get you?

0:55:290:55:31

I want you to tell me that you're not in love with him.

0:55:310:55:33

Hmm?

0:55:350:55:36

I can't. OK?

0:55:390:55:41

Well, are you going to tell him?

0:55:470:55:48

-BANGING AT DOOR

-Oh!

0:55:530:55:56

All right, all right.

0:55:560:55:57

-BANGING CONTINUES

-Stop... Stop banging, I'm here!

0:55:570:56:01

Where's the fire? There's no fire, Alfie.

0:56:010:56:05

All right! >

0:56:050:56:06

I've got a job for you.

0:56:150:56:16

What?

0:56:160:56:18

There's no pleasing some people, is there?

0:56:180:56:20

-Oh!

-You moan at me when I don't tell you nothing,

0:56:200:56:22

and then you don't like it when I do.

0:56:220:56:24

Meet me outside the cafe, 8.30.

0:56:240:56:27

And I mean as in SHARP, none of your pub times.

0:56:270:56:31

And then what?

0:56:310:56:32

Well, meet me there and then you'll find out, won't you?

0:56:320:56:35

Hold on, you get me out of my pit at some stupid time in the morning...

0:56:350:56:39

What, to tell me to meet you in a couple of hours?!

0:56:390:56:41

Hour and a half.

0:56:410:56:42

Derek, listen, mate. With all due respect, I'm...

0:56:420:56:45

I'm not really cut out for this...

0:56:450:56:48

What, getting your hands dirty?

0:56:480:56:50

You scammed me. Hmm?

0:56:510:56:53

Then you lied to me.

0:56:530:56:54

Do you really want to make it three?

0:56:540:56:57

Alfie?

0:56:590:57:00

You're a nosy so-and-so, ain't ya? Your mother never tell you what curiosity did to the cat?

0:57:000:57:05

-Whoa, whoa, Derek.

-Whoa, whoa. You got something to say, have you?

0:57:050:57:09

-ALFIE SIGHS

-Uh?

0:57:090:57:11

Good.

0:57:110:57:12

Outside the cafe, 8.30.

0:57:120:57:14

And put some strides on, Alf!

0:57:160:57:17

Goodness!

0:57:180:57:20

Turn all the punters off looking at your skinny pins!

0:57:200:57:22

DEREK LAUGHS

0:57:220:57:24

CAR DOOR SHUTS, ENGINE STARTS

0:57:260:57:30

-What's this?

-Done my wrist in doing this lot.

0:57:390:57:42

I've written my name and number at the bottom and the house number,

0:57:420:57:45

so anyone can call with any information.

0:57:450:57:48

Police have done that.

0:57:480:57:49

-Say the person was doing something that night and they didn't want the police to know.

-Like what?

0:57:490:57:54

I don't know, having it away with the crown jewels!

0:57:540:57:57

I just want to see if anybody knows anything.

0:57:570:57:59

Might not do any good, but it can't do any harm.

0:57:590:58:02

-Someone's keen.

-Got a lot to catch up on, ain't I?

0:58:040:58:07

Anyway, what's all this?

0:58:100:58:11

Listen, Rox. I've got no choice, darling.

0:58:230:58:25

Yes, you have! You have! He says, "jump," you say, "no," Alfie.

0:58:250:58:28

You don't say, "Yes, Derek, how high?"

0:58:280:58:30

I didn't steal money from him, not exactly, but I still owe him.

0:58:300:58:33

I owe on my store cards, they just ask me to pay,

0:58:330:58:36

they don't turn me into some sort of criminal!

0:58:360:58:38

We don't know this is criminal. Not for definite.

0:58:380:58:41

It's this simple - I pay one way, or I pay another, OK?

0:58:410:58:44

Pay how? Hmm? What's he got you mixed up in?!

0:58:440:58:47

-I can handle it. Whatever it is, I can...

-And that's it?

0:58:470:58:51

-You do this job, whatever it is and the slate's wiped clean, is it?

-Yeah.

0:58:510:58:55

-He said that, did he?

-Yeah, well, as good as.

0:58:550:58:59

No, Tiff, you can't!

0:59:010:59:02

Why not?

0:59:020:59:04

-Cos I say so.

-That's not a reason.

-Cos we're skint.

0:59:040:59:07

Look, they're on offer. Two for one. That means they're half price.

0:59:070:59:10

-Does it?

-It must be.

0:59:100:59:12

Cos you can get two for what you usually pay for one.

0:59:120:59:15

So, half of 58 pence, is...

0:59:150:59:17

..30...

0:59:180:59:20

Half of 50 is 25, half of eight is four, add them together, that's...

0:59:200:59:23

Still too much money. Come on.

0:59:230:59:26

29! That's 29 pence!

0:59:260:59:29

Yes, it is! Although, two for one doesn't work like that.

0:59:290:59:31

Yeah it does, we just did the sums and everything.

0:59:310:59:34

Well, you did them so well...

0:59:340:59:36

it's my treat?

0:59:360:59:37

Yeah, thanks.

0:59:370:59:40

Come on, say thank you.

0:59:400:59:41

-KIDS:

-Thank you!

-You're welcome.

0:59:410:59:43

As it happens, Masood, you're really good at sums, aren't you?

0:59:430:59:46

Yeah.

0:59:460:59:47

Oh.

0:59:500:59:51

Look, Uncle Max!

0:59:540:59:56

Oh, hello, darling! What have you got there? Chocolate and...

0:59:560:59:59

-CORA:

-Hi, Morgan.

1:00:001:00:02

What's up with her?

1:00:021:00:03

-How should I know?

-You should. You're the one who upset her.

1:00:031:00:06

-You what?

-She had a right go about it in my charity shop.

1:00:061:00:11

About what?

1:00:111:00:12

Bus goes from George Street, don't it?

1:00:191:00:22

If you don't go to school you'll have the truant officer on your back

1:00:221:00:25

and all the teachers'll get involved.

1:00:251:00:27

You're meant to be keeping your head down!

1:00:271:00:29

Yeah and I will be! Once I get this psych report, anyway.

1:00:291:00:32

I don't care what that says.

1:00:321:00:34

Oi! No school's going to say, "Oh, don't bother coming back," are they?

1:00:341:00:37

That psych report's important, all right?

1:00:371:00:40

Ain't just a get-out-of-school card.

1:00:401:00:41

You got any post for Number 55?

1:00:451:00:47

Let me have a look.

1:00:481:00:49

Eh...there you go.

1:00:511:00:54

Cheers.

1:00:541:00:55

You all right, Derek?

1:01:021:01:04

-Bang on time.

-What's happening? Where are we going?

1:01:071:01:10

Stop your rabbiting, you'll find out, won't you?

1:01:101:01:12

Come on, then.

1:01:161:01:18

You seeing him this morning?

1:01:201:01:23

Roxy, you've got to stay away, you know that.

1:01:231:01:25

Yeah, I know.

1:01:251:01:26

-I'm not going to see him for the rest of the day, anyway, cos he's busy.

-Doing what?

1:01:261:01:30

How should I know?

1:01:301:01:32

Good girl.

1:01:331:01:35

-Right.

-Yeah, right!

1:01:351:01:36

-What can I get you, mate?

-A jumper, please.

-Here you are.

1:01:361:01:39

I'll get you another. You're an XL, yeah?

1:01:391:01:41

I've got another one, somewhere.

1:01:411:01:45

-I'll give you a special price, two for one?

-No, thanks.

1:01:451:01:48

B, let's have a look at that stuff you're knocking out.

1:01:501:01:52

-Come to have a pop at me again?

-No. Just want a look.

1:01:521:01:55

I know you've got the hump with me, no reason to turn down business.

1:01:551:01:59

-I'm not turning down business, Max.

-Well, good.

1:01:591:02:02

But charity can just get stuffed!

1:02:021:02:04

-Oh, well, that went well(!)

-You would have done better?

1:02:071:02:10

She couldn't have done worse.

1:02:101:02:12

Well, go on then, prove it.

1:02:121:02:13

Derek, look.

1:02:161:02:17

What I meant earlier, whatever it is,

1:02:171:02:20

I'd only end up letting you down.

1:02:201:02:22

I'm not trying to talk my way out of it,

1:02:251:02:28

but this ain't my usual thing, all right?

1:02:281:02:31

I'll only end up messing things up for you, so...

1:02:311:02:35

ENGINE STARTS

1:02:401:02:42

-DOOR BANGS Mum!

-Oh.

1:02:521:02:55

You ain't come to order some stuff an' all, have you?

1:02:561:02:59

Uh, no. No, I've come to invite you all round for something to eat.

1:02:591:03:03

Oh, more charity then?

1:03:031:03:04

-No.

-Liam ain't here, anyway, he's at his mates.

1:03:041:03:08

-As usual.

-Right, well, the rest of you, then.

1:03:081:03:10

What, after the way you all ganged up on me?

1:03:101:03:13

I didn't, actually.

1:03:131:03:14

Max humiliated me, so stuff him and stuff you.

1:03:141:03:17

Bianca, this wouldn't be charity,

1:03:171:03:21

it's more of a peace offering,

1:03:211:03:24

an apology for Max being so out of order

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and he'd have said sorry himself if you'd have let him.

1:03:261:03:28

I know you've never had to apologise for anything

1:03:281:03:31

cos you've never been out of order in your life before,

1:03:311:03:34

but he has and this would be our way of saying sorry.

1:03:341:03:36

What are you cooking?

1:03:361:03:37

-Tiff!

-Roast dinner. All the trimmings.

1:03:371:03:40

-With pudding?

-Morgan!

1:03:401:03:42

Mmm, two puddings. A crumble and a trifle.

1:03:421:03:46

-What sort of crumble?

-Apple.

1:03:461:03:48

SHE GASPS

1:03:481:03:49

Peace offering?

1:03:501:03:51

-Yeah.

-No charity?

-Definitely not.

1:03:511:03:53

All right then, thanks, we'll come.

1:03:551:03:57

-Yes!

-Yay!

1:03:571:03:59

-Oh.

-BOTH:

-Yay!

1:03:591:04:01

Rox.

1:04:011:04:03

Where's Amy, at nursery? Good.

1:04:031:04:05

You can give me a hand with these.

1:04:051:04:06

Look, put some up in Bridge Street and if there's any left,

1:04:061:04:09

do Turpin Road, all right?

1:04:091:04:11

-Rox, are you listening?!

-Yeah. Yeah, OK.

1:04:111:04:14

All right, where is he? Where's Alfie?

1:04:191:04:22

Alfie?

1:04:221:04:23

Alfie? No, it's not ringing any...

1:04:241:04:27

Oh, do you mean Alfie who runs the Vic?

1:04:271:04:31

Cheeky sort of chappie?

1:04:311:04:32

Quite entertaining sometimes, then other times gets on your nerves?

1:04:321:04:36

You're fond of him, aren't you?

1:04:361:04:38

He's a mate.

1:04:411:04:43

And you don't find him kind of irritating sometimes, hmm?

1:04:431:04:47

Like a fly buzzing round your head, yeah?

1:04:471:04:51

You put up with it for the longest time, then suddenly you just go...

1:04:511:04:54

snap?

1:04:541:04:55

HE LAUGHS

1:04:551:04:57

RADIO PLAYS

1:05:031:05:05

I can't live with that.

1:05:071:05:09

You can't just take it down, can you?

1:05:111:05:13

Ben ain't going to be able to handle it either, is he?

1:05:131:05:16

Can't be easy for you either, can it?

1:05:181:05:20

Ben ain't bothered, is he? Only cares about one thing.

1:05:201:05:24

What?

1:05:241:05:26

Nothing. Just school and that.

1:05:271:05:29

His psychological report's due today.

1:05:301:05:33

It's doing his head in, all of it, he's all over the place.

1:05:331:05:37

Jay, we've got to stick together on this.

1:05:371:05:39

If we start turning against each other, then...

1:05:391:05:42

..no-one's going to come out on the right side.

1:05:441:05:46

And there is one, is there... a right side?

1:05:461:05:49

Yeah, there is.

1:05:491:05:51

BEN'S side.

1:05:511:05:53

Alfie, it's me. Where are you?

1:05:591:06:01

Max!

1:06:061:06:07

Max. Look, I wouldn't ask, all right,

1:06:091:06:11

I wouldn't, not if it wasn't important.

1:06:111:06:13

Can you have a word with your brother?

1:06:131:06:16

Which one, Derek?

1:06:161:06:18

-He's up to something.

-That's a surprise(!)

1:06:181:06:20

-Max, it's something iffy.

-Yeah, hold the front page!

1:06:201:06:23

It's some sort of job.

1:06:231:06:25

What sort of job?

1:06:251:06:27

I don't know, but he's got Alfie mixed up in it.

1:06:271:06:30

Right, and you want me to find out what it is?

1:06:301:06:33

He might be my brother but I'm not going to go sticking my nose in.

1:06:331:06:36

I'm attached to it, you know?

1:06:361:06:38

Come on, just a quick word, that's all I'm asking.

1:06:381:06:40

Alfie is a big boy. He can look after himself.

1:06:401:06:44

SHE SIGHS

1:06:461:06:48

Abi, give me a hand with these bags, will ya, please?

1:06:511:06:54

-In a minute.

-Why, what's so important?

1:06:541:06:57

-Nothing.

-Well, you won't have a problem telling me, will ya?

1:06:571:07:00

-It's private.

-Private!

-Leave the girl alone.

-Only asking.

1:07:001:07:03

Yeah, and she's told you. It's private!

1:07:031:07:05

Meaning a boy.

1:07:051:07:07

Have you said something?

1:07:071:07:09

No.

1:07:101:07:11

You just have, though.

1:07:121:07:13

Alfie, look, it's me.

1:07:171:07:20

Can you just please call me when you get...

1:07:201:07:22

this message?

1:07:221:07:23

Jean!

1:07:321:07:34

Jean, what's happening?

1:07:341:07:35

I'm signing this delivery docket.

1:07:351:07:38

Alfie's car.

1:07:381:07:39

Oh! He's had to go away for a bit.

1:07:391:07:41

Derek's looking after it.

1:07:411:07:43

What d'you mean, go...? Where's he gone?

1:07:431:07:45

Search me!

1:07:451:07:47

Not literally, obviously!

1:07:471:07:48

I did ask. Derek didn't say.

1:07:501:07:51

Just said, "He's gone off,"

1:07:511:07:53

and I said, "Like a piece of meat that's past its sell-by date?"

1:07:531:07:57

He just took the keys and went. That man's got no sense of humour.

1:07:571:08:01

And he's OK, is he?

1:08:041:08:05

And he definitely hasn't missed any classes?

1:08:061:08:09

OK, thanks. Well, just keep me posted, yeah?

1:08:101:08:12

Trouble?

1:08:141:08:15

No...but there's no harm in checking, is there?

1:08:151:08:19

I told you, it don't matter what Ben said,

1:08:191:08:21

his head's all over the place right now.

1:08:211:08:23

He managed to get to school on time and he ain't bunked off any classes.

1:08:231:08:27

At least that's some good news.

1:08:271:08:28

So who is it? Is it a skanky little boy from school?

1:08:321:08:36

Skanky?!

1:08:361:08:37

-We're down with the kids these days, aren't we?

-Well?

1:08:371:08:41

Ahem... No, he's not from school.

1:08:441:08:48

-I bet he's skanky, then.

-I never said that.

1:08:481:08:50

There's got to be some reason you're both being so cagey.

1:08:501:08:54

Are you seeing Jay again?

1:09:011:09:02

-I know you don't owe him any favours.

-You took the words out of my mouth!

1:09:121:09:15

-But he could be in real trouble.

-Well, he deserves it.

1:09:151:09:18

(Phil, please?)

1:09:181:09:19

-What do you want me to do?

-Just find out what he's got Alfie into.

1:09:191:09:23

And how am I supposed to do that?

1:09:231:09:25

Ask him!

1:09:251:09:27

-You lost your tongue suddenly?

-He's not going to tell me!

1:09:271:09:30

So what do I do? Why is Derek going to tell me anything, eh?

1:09:301:09:33

Cos, Phil, you might be a little more persuasive than me.

1:09:331:09:36

Oh, I see. In other words, lean on him?

1:09:361:09:38

If that don't work, lean on him more, next thing, World War Three's broken out!

1:09:381:09:42

Oh, right. It's not like you to duck a fight, is it?

1:09:421:09:44

It's not like me to fight battles for others.

1:09:441:09:47

This is simple, Alfie's got himself in trouble...again.

1:09:471:09:50

Alfie's got involved in something that he shouldn't have done...again.

1:09:501:09:54

And I...I don't give a monkey's!

1:09:541:09:56

Can I just have two teas, please, Marie?

1:10:011:10:03

Thank you.

1:10:051:10:06

So what happened?

1:10:131:10:14

The psych report?

1:10:141:10:15

I thought that'd be it - one look at what that shrink said

1:10:151:10:18

and the school would tell you to go and put your feet up.

1:10:181:10:21

What does he know, anyway?

1:10:211:10:23

I don't know. What did he say?

1:10:231:10:25

A load of rubbish.

1:10:251:10:26

-Meaning?

-Meaning, a load of rubbish, Jay.

1:10:261:10:28

Ben.

1:10:311:10:32

What did he say?

1:10:341:10:36

It's a waste of time.

1:10:361:10:38

-We've got to take something.

-No, we haven't!

1:10:421:10:45

What, we just go and eat their food and then say thanks?

1:10:451:10:47

-Tanya doesn't expect anything.

-Makes it even worse.

-Excuse me.

1:10:471:10:51

Oh, happy birthday.

1:10:511:10:52

Oh, late card from my brother, AJ.

1:10:521:10:54

Wonderful excuse to eat more cake.

1:10:541:10:57

Huh.

1:10:581:10:59

Why don't we give them some of the two for one?

1:10:591:11:02

Yeah, nice idea.

1:11:021:11:03

We go and eat their food and give them

1:11:031:11:05

some cut-price, mouldy old chocolate to say thanks.

1:11:051:11:08

There's six of them, so that means you only pay for four.

1:11:081:11:11

-Three.

-That's what I meant.

1:11:111:11:13

-I know you did.

-Do I get another bar, then?

1:11:131:11:15

-Tiff!

-What, for working that out too?

1:11:151:11:17

Bianca?

1:11:171:11:19

It's fine. As it happens, you are really good with the kids

1:11:191:11:23

and sums, ain't you, Masood?

1:11:231:11:24

-Jay's had a tough time lately.

-Oh, yeah?

1:11:261:11:28

He'll have a worse one when I get hold of him.

1:11:281:11:31

-I'm just glad I can help him.

-Oh, is that what you call it, yeah?

1:11:311:11:34

Yes, it is, so don't be so juvenile!

1:11:341:11:37

He's special to me and he's in a bad place,

1:11:371:11:39

and I'm making it better.

1:11:391:11:41

Please, Dad. Do not make me feel bad about doing something good.

1:11:411:11:44

-How old is she?

-How old are you?

1:11:471:11:49

-DOOR BELL RINGS

-"Is that what you call it?"

-Addams Family are here. I'm off.

1:11:491:11:53

No, you're not. Give me that.

1:11:531:11:55

-We've already had Abs go walkabouts.

-We all know where she's gone.

1:11:551:11:58

Do not go anywhere!

1:11:581:11:59

Hello!

1:12:001:12:02

Come in!

1:12:021:12:03

Marie, can I have a cup of tea to go, please?

1:12:071:12:10

Oi, Roxy, what's so important, cos you've been blanking me all day?

1:12:121:12:16

I'm trying to get hold of someone, OK?

1:12:161:12:18

-What? Hair appointment?

-I keep getting the answerphone.

1:12:181:12:21

Hold on a minute, hold on.

1:12:221:12:24

Alf...?

1:12:241:12:26

Alfie? Alfie, are you there?

1:12:261:12:28

Alfie, talk to me. Alfie, it's me!

1:12:301:12:33

'Are you there?'

1:12:331:12:35

Hello?

1:12:391:12:40

No, sorry. Wrong number.

1:12:411:12:43

Is that the report?

1:13:111:13:12

-It was.

-Phil's going to want to see what it says, ain't he?

1:13:141:13:16

He's probably forgotten about it by now.

1:13:161:13:19

-He mentioned it this morning, Ben.

-Well, if it ain't here...

1:13:191:13:22

But it is, innit?

1:13:221:13:24

So, let's take a look.

1:13:261:13:28

I'm not saying it's a good thing.

1:13:331:13:35

-Obviously, cos then you might have told me.

-But I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

1:13:351:13:40

Jay Mitchell? It's all bad where he's concerned.

1:13:401:13:42

-Not according to Abi.

-What does she know?

-Enough to put you in your place.

1:13:421:13:45

This is like history repeating itself.

1:13:451:13:48

All right, fair enough, I know I've said all this before.

1:13:481:13:51

No, Max. I mean, my mum.

1:13:511:13:53

Lecturing me about you.

1:13:531:13:55

Really? Interfering wombat.

1:13:561:13:58

The point is, Max,

1:13:581:14:01

I followed my heart.

1:14:011:14:03

And, no, I'm not saying it's the same,

1:14:031:14:06

but I'm not saying it isn't, either.

1:14:061:14:09

It's going to get cold!

1:14:171:14:20

There's a promotion on down the Minute Mart,

1:14:281:14:31

two for the price of one.

1:14:311:14:32

Looked at it, and I instantly thought of you.

1:14:321:14:35

Now I've seen you, though,

1:14:381:14:40

I don't know whether two bars is going to be enough.

1:14:401:14:42

Well, we both know how it works, don't we?

1:14:441:14:46

One bar, that's for when you're in pain...

1:14:471:14:50

..two bars, when you're in agony...

1:14:511:14:53

..but this is a married man we're talking about, Rox.

1:14:551:14:58

I know.

1:14:581:15:00

You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

1:15:021:15:05

Yeah, I would.

1:15:051:15:08

That's why I've got three and four.

1:15:081:15:10

SHE LAUGHS

1:15:101:15:12

Thank you.

1:15:121:15:14

Hey.

1:15:141:15:15

-So, Tiff's got a tutor.

-Yeah, well, kind of.

1:15:241:15:26

Mas, but he's been good, been really patient with her.

1:15:261:15:29

Helping you through your adding up?

1:15:291:15:31

-Taking away.

-Yeah, and that an' all.

1:15:311:15:34

Tiff, Tiff. Please, can you calm down a bit?

1:15:341:15:37

-No-one's going to take it off you.

-Like to see 'em try.

1:15:371:15:39

Look at her, it's like she ain't eaten for a month.

1:15:391:15:42

Give her a couple of months, she'll be doing algebra and stuff, won't you?

1:15:441:15:48

What's that?

1:15:481:15:49

Just something old people used to do.

1:15:491:15:51

Morgan, what are you doing?

1:15:511:15:52

Nothing.

1:15:521:15:54

Morgan?!

1:15:541:15:56

What is that?

1:15:581:16:00

-No!

-What...? Let go!

1:16:001:16:02

-What?

-BIANCA GASPS

1:16:021:16:04

They were for later.

1:16:051:16:07

Alfie?

1:16:141:16:15

-All right, darling?

-Are you all right? Are you hurt?

1:16:151:16:19

No, I'm fine, sweetheart. Why?

1:16:191:16:20

You haven't been answering your phone.

1:16:201:16:23

-No, I lost it, didn't I?

-Derek answered it.

-Brilliant!

1:16:231:16:26

He must have found it. You know, when it drops down the side...

1:16:261:16:29

He told Jean you wouldn't be back for ages,

1:16:291:16:31

then some blokes drove off in your car...

1:16:311:16:33

-Listen, he made me get in the car with him and then...

-No, shut up!

1:16:331:16:37

Listen to me, I thought he was going to do...

1:16:371:16:39

Thought what, eh?

1:16:391:16:41

I was impressed, the boy did well.

1:16:411:16:43

Or was you going to say something else?

1:16:441:16:46

Hmm?

1:16:461:16:48

He was collecting my laundry.

1:16:491:16:50

That was the job, was it?

1:16:551:16:56

Yeah, what did you think it was?

1:16:561:16:58

I'm sorry if I gave anyone the wrong impression.

1:17:001:17:02

Oi, oi, oi!

1:17:021:17:04

Rox, for Heaven's sake, what are you doing, darling?! Rox?

1:17:041:17:08

Rox, what are you doing?

1:17:081:17:10

Oh, and...thanks, Alf.

1:17:111:17:13

Yeah, cheers, Derek.

1:17:131:17:14

Rox, what's the matter with you?

1:17:161:17:18

-Just calm down.

-Get off me!

-Calm down!

1:17:181:17:20

Tiff's got a little something to say thanks.

1:17:241:17:26

Oh, you...

1:17:261:17:28

Thank you, you didn't need to...

1:17:301:17:31

They were two for one. But I ate some.

1:17:311:17:34

-Shut up, Morgan.

-I've got something for you too.

1:17:341:17:37

-You might as well have it, I'm not into Sauvignon.

-I am.

1:17:371:17:40

And for the kids, cos... You were enjoying these, weren't you?

1:17:401:17:44

Yeah, we were only going to bin 'em.

1:17:441:17:46

Hang on, you're doing it again. So, you was either going to bin 'em or give 'em to us?

1:17:461:17:50

No, he didn't mean that.

1:17:501:17:52

-Course he didn't!

-Come on, B, it's just a thought.

1:17:521:17:55

Nice thought, nice, but we've got spuds at home, thanks.

1:17:551:17:58

-No, we haven't.

-We have, come on.

-What about my roasties?

-Morgan!

1:17:581:18:01

Sorry.

1:18:011:18:02

-See ya.

-See ya later.

1:18:071:18:08

-What?

-"Going to throw 'em in the bin"?!

1:18:101:18:13

Don't pull any punches, does he?

1:18:351:18:37

Well, I've only met him once, he don't know anything about me, well, not really.

1:18:371:18:42

This ain't really about you, is it? Most of it's about me.

1:18:431:18:47

-He don't know you, either.

-Ain't stopped hanging me out to dry.

1:18:471:18:50

He don't understand anything about us.

1:18:501:18:52

He keeps going on about how...

1:18:551:18:57

..how you want to be like me...

1:18:591:19:00

..and do what I do.

1:19:011:19:02

What's wrong with that? You're my dad.

1:19:021:19:04

According to him, that's the problem.

1:19:041:19:07

So, what are you saying?

1:19:121:19:13

No, you're not turning on me, too, are you?

1:19:141:19:16

No, never, son. I promise you. Never.

1:19:161:19:19

It's just... Don't you see what he's saying here?

1:19:191:19:22

You know, what's happened with Heather...

1:19:221:19:24

I haven't told him anything about that.

1:19:241:19:26

Was that you doing what you thought I'd do?

1:19:261:19:29

-Is that what this is all about?

-He don't know anything about it.

1:19:291:19:32

Ben, look, you're my son... and I love you.

1:19:331:19:37

Yeah, I know.

1:19:391:19:40

Not according to this, you don't. According to this...

1:19:401:19:43

Look, Dad, I've told you, it's got nothing to do with it!

1:19:431:19:46

Ben.

1:19:461:19:47

Ben, you're my son and you always will be.

1:19:491:19:53

And you never, never have to prove yourself to me.

1:19:531:19:57

Yeah, I know.

1:19:591:20:00

So what d'you do that for?

1:20:061:20:07

Alfie, leave me alone.

1:20:071:20:08

No, no, no, listen! Rox, the bloke is a psychopath.

1:20:081:20:12

-You cannot go round hitting psychos!

-Alfie, please.

1:20:121:20:14

Especially now - the bloke's losing it, big time.

1:20:141:20:17

You should have seen him today. Firstly, he drags me... You saw it.

1:20:171:20:20

I get in the car, couple of big heavies get in,

1:20:201:20:22

we drive round, chatting away - nice as pie, seriously -

1:20:221:20:25

and then he asks me to pick up his laundry.

1:20:251:20:27

We come back and he asks to borrow the Capri.

1:20:271:20:29

I mean, what's all that about?

1:20:291:20:31

What it's about, Alfie, is really simple.

1:20:311:20:34

-Meaning?

-He's worked it out, hasn't he?

1:20:341:20:36

Worked what out? I...

1:20:361:20:38

Sending you off on that stupid, stupid errand

1:20:381:20:41

and then coming back here to twist the knife.

1:20:411:20:43

What you on about?

1:20:431:20:44

-You know what? Just, just, please go.

-No, no. Go where?

1:20:471:20:50

-Leave me alone!

-First, stop shouting. Second, you're talking out your backside.

1:20:501:20:54

-What are you on about?

-We ain't going to get a minute's peace now,

1:20:541:20:57

-not now he's got this new stick to hit us with.

-Rox, what stick?

1:20:571:21:01

Why can't you see?! Do you really not understand?

1:21:021:21:05

I can't believe you can't see it and he can,

1:21:061:21:08

because he's got it well and truly sussed.

1:21:081:21:11

I thought I was going to lose my mind today, OK?

1:21:141:21:18

I thought he'd done something, Alfie, and he loved it.

1:21:181:21:21

He loved seeing me in that sort of state

1:21:211:21:24

and the worse I got, the more he loved it, so he's got me,

1:21:241:21:27

hasn't he? He's got me, which means he's going to do it again and again and again.

1:21:271:21:31

OK, listen, today was... Today was just a misunderstanding.

1:21:331:21:36

To be honest with you, I don't quite get it myself.

1:21:361:21:39

Today was a game, Alfie, and I fell for it.

1:21:391:21:42

-Look at you.

-What?

1:21:481:21:51

How can he see it and you can't?

1:21:511:21:53

Rox, seriously, sweetheart... I don't understand what...

1:21:531:21:57

I love you.

1:21:571:21:58

OK, and grandad loves Roxy...!

1:21:591:22:02

I love you, Alfie Moon.

1:22:041:22:06

You get it now?

1:22:121:22:13

Please just go.

1:22:171:22:18

Yeah?

1:22:341:22:35

What, and you call that useful information, do you?

1:22:371:22:40

Yeah, same to you, mate. Pinhead.

1:22:411:22:43

-Where's she been?

-Cop shop.

-Again?

-With Andrew.

1:22:581:23:02

I've got a bit of fillet off Red Alex.

1:23:061:23:09

Thought I'd do a steak night? Few beers, the lads, yeah?

1:23:091:23:13

Dad, what's she up to?

1:23:131:23:15

Don't worry about it, come on.

1:23:151:23:17

So, I had them make this out of the fabric.

1:23:231:23:27

It's pink.

1:23:271:23:29

Yeah, well, it matches the colour theme.

1:23:291:23:31

I was going to wear blue.

1:23:311:23:33

Why were you going to wear blue?

1:23:331:23:36

No reason.

1:23:361:23:38

Well then if there's no reason, you can just wear the pink.

1:23:381:23:41

Pink is a girls' colour,

1:23:411:23:44

all right?

1:23:441:23:45

If you were paying for the wedding,

1:23:451:23:47

Michael, then you could wear the blue. But you're not, are you?

1:23:471:23:49

So, you can't.

1:23:491:23:51

Come on.

1:23:581:24:00

Ah, Mr Moon. Usual?

1:24:061:24:09

What's all this, then?

1:24:111:24:14

-It's nothing.

-What? It's beautiful.

1:24:141:24:15

It's disgusting. She wants me to wear it for the wedding.

1:24:151:24:18

So?

1:24:181:24:20

-I want to wear the blue. The navy.

-Why?

1:24:201:24:23

Cos it gives me smoky eyes.

1:24:231:24:24

What?

1:24:241:24:26

It makes my eyes look dark and mysterious. Like James Dean.

1:24:261:24:28

Oh, listen to yourself. You deserve the pink, you do.

1:24:281:24:31

Here you go.

1:24:311:24:32

-You all right.

-Yeah, you all right?

1:24:391:24:40

-Yeah, all good, good.

-Good, good.

1:24:401:24:43

So, uh, what...?

1:24:431:24:44

-I've got a shift.

-Course you have.

1:24:441:24:46

I haven't. I thought I'd volunteer.

1:24:461:24:48

Because you can't do Friday night on your own, can you?

1:24:481:24:50

No. No, that's c-correct.

1:24:501:24:54

Do you mind me being here?

1:24:561:24:57

No, course I don't.

1:24:571:24:59

I love having you around anyway, you know that.

1:24:591:25:01

Still?

1:25:021:25:04

Always, still.

1:25:041:25:07

OK. All right.

1:25:091:25:11

-Is this it now?

-What?

1:25:201:25:22

I've been stuck in this miserable house all week.

1:25:221:25:25

Come on, we should go out.

1:25:251:25:26

We deserve a bit of fun, don't we?

1:25:261:25:28

And go where?

1:25:281:25:29

I don't know. R&R?

1:25:291:25:32

R&R! What, a fiver a vodka? And split one drink between the three of us?

1:25:321:25:36

No, we'll have a drink here first

1:25:361:25:38

and then get someone else to pay for it when we get there.

1:25:381:25:41

All right, fine. You sit on the top of the oven and pick your toenails.

1:25:421:25:45

-Don't you dare, that's disgusting!

-That's gross.

1:25:451:25:50

Ooh,

1:25:511:25:53

that's a nice tie.

1:25:531:25:55

I'll leave you to it.

1:25:551:25:58

Sorry. Sorry, I'm having a bad day.

1:25:581:26:01

I had to tell a kid he can't train with us anymore.

1:26:011:26:03

Oh, why?

1:26:031:26:04

Can't pay his subs. He's skint.

1:26:041:26:06

That's a shame.

1:26:061:26:09

It is, because he was good.

1:26:091:26:10

What's he going to do?

1:26:101:26:11

I don't know, same old. Rough boys up that estate, so, you know...

1:26:111:26:16

Never mind though, eh? Who cares? Cos I get to get married in that.

1:26:161:26:22

Alfie!

1:26:251:26:27

Alfie!

1:26:301:26:32

Alfie! Oi! Cloth ears.

1:26:341:26:37

Sorry, what was it? Same again?

1:26:371:26:40

Alfie said you wanted a word?

1:26:411:26:43

I just wanted to go over with you

1:26:461:26:49

what you saw

1:26:491:26:51

the night Heather was killed.

1:26:511:26:52

Nothing, really.

1:26:521:26:54

Nothing?

1:26:561:26:58

That's why I didn't make a statement.

1:26:581:27:01

I had good advice. Don't speak to the police,

1:27:011:27:04

unless you're absolutely sure of what you're saying.

1:27:041:27:08

Sorry, I couldn't have been any help.

1:27:081:27:12

Good advice?

1:27:121:27:14

You had good advice not to say anything?

1:27:141:27:17

-Who gave you this advice?

-Phil.

1:27:191:27:22

Masood.

1:27:261:27:29

Hello. How are you?

1:27:291:27:31

Yeah, I'm all right.

1:27:311:27:33

Maths tutoring?

1:27:331:27:34

Yeah, Tiff's in there.

1:27:341:27:35

There's a door. Hello.

1:27:351:27:38

CAR ALARM

1:27:381:27:40

That car alarm has been going off for about two hours.

1:27:431:27:47

It's driving me mad. I feel like I want to kill myself.

1:27:471:27:50

Come on, come on, let's go.

1:27:501:27:51

It's going to cost us loads for booze, innit.

1:27:511:27:53

Masood is in there maths tutoring.

1:27:531:27:56

If we play our cards right, he'll babysit for Tiff and Morgan.

1:27:561:27:58

-Would that be all right?

-Yeah.

1:27:581:28:01

-Hello! The booze!

-We have got loads of that left from last night.

1:28:011:28:04

We'll take it with us. Come on.

1:28:041:28:06

No, we can't take it. Security. They check your bags now.

1:28:061:28:08

Who said anything about bags? Hello!

1:28:081:28:11

You never put salt on till they're in the pan.

1:28:111:28:14

Otherwise it draws out the moisture and they go tough.

1:28:141:28:17

All right?

1:28:171:28:19

Yeah.

1:28:191:28:20

Can I help?

1:28:201:28:22

-No, we're all right.

-No, I want to.

1:28:221:28:25

Well, set the table if you want.

1:28:251:28:27

Just had a chat with Jean, over there.

1:28:301:28:32

Is that right?

1:28:321:28:34

Yeah, about the night Hev was killed.

1:28:341:28:38

I mean, she said she didn't see anything.

1:28:401:28:43

But I just wanted to be sure, you know.

1:28:431:28:45

DOORBELL RINGS

1:28:451:28:46

That'll be Andrew.

1:28:461:28:48

Is that OK?

1:28:481:28:49

Yeah, yeah. More the merrier.

1:28:491:28:52

Dad.

1:28:561:28:58

Phil.

1:28:581:29:00

So, the T-shirts cost £6 each and John has £42

1:29:041:29:08

and he wants to know how many he can buy.

1:29:081:29:10

So, how does he calculate that?

1:29:101:29:12

Why doesn't he just go in and say he wants £42 worth of T-shirts?

1:29:121:29:16

Yes, but how many would he get?

1:29:171:29:19

As many as they give him.

1:29:191:29:21

Yes, but if he wanted to calculate that, that would be

1:29:211:29:27

42 divided by six.

1:29:271:29:32

That'll tell us

1:29:321:29:33

how many £6 T-shirts go into his £42.

1:29:331:29:36

So what's 42 divided by 6?

1:29:361:29:38

You don't need that.

1:29:431:29:46

42 divided by 6.

1:29:461:29:47

-Why can't I use it?

-Because you don't learn that way.

1:29:471:29:49

Well, it tells me the answer.

1:29:491:29:51

Yes, but you wouldn't understand it.

1:29:511:29:53

I do understand it. The answer is...

1:29:531:29:57

seven.

1:29:571:29:59

Yes, but how did you get that seven?

1:29:591:30:04

With the calculator.

1:30:041:30:06

Can you give me a minute?

1:30:091:30:11

Put the bandage, if you put the bandage round there, it'll be fine.

1:30:181:30:21

I'll tie it in a knot... Mind my boobs!

1:30:211:30:24

All right, if we want to do this properly,

1:30:241:30:26

it's got to involve your boobs.

1:30:261:30:27

It's so funny. It's so tight, isn't it?

1:30:271:30:29

I'll never be able to dance.

1:30:291:30:32

Come on Mum, liven up. We're going out.

1:30:321:30:34

What's the matter?

1:30:341:30:35

It's tight...

1:30:351:30:37

Everything all right, Masood?

1:30:381:30:41

Fine. Hammer?

1:30:411:30:44

What?

1:30:441:30:45

-I just need a hammer.

-It's under the sink.

1:30:451:30:47

-What do you need a hammer for?

-To illustrate a mathematical problem.

1:30:471:30:50

-You all right?

-Yeah.

-Look,

1:30:561:30:58

you just let me know if you need anything else, yeah?

1:30:581:31:01

-Yep. Will do. Thanks.

-Thanks.

1:31:011:31:03

What's he want a hammer for?

1:31:031:31:04

He's a lovely bloke, Masood.

1:31:041:31:06

Listen, listen, did you actually ever get away with this?

1:31:061:31:09

-Course she did.

-Every time.

1:31:091:31:11

-Cos them bouncers, the dodgy ones, they pat you down.

-Let' em try.

1:31:111:31:14

It's a nice little calculator, isn't it?

1:31:171:31:19

I like it because it's pink.

1:31:191:31:21

Have a look?

1:31:211:31:22

Hm.

1:31:241:31:25

Bet that felt good.

1:31:391:31:40

Yes it did. It's just contemporary educational techniques.

1:31:401:31:44

Oh!

1:31:441:31:45

You all right here for a bit? If we just pop out for a while.

1:31:461:31:50

Yeah, yeah, we've got lots to get through, haven't we?

1:31:501:31:52

You OK, babes? You all right. We won't be very long, all right Masood?

1:31:521:31:57

Right. 42 divided by...7, let's say.

1:31:591:32:06

I've still got the calculator on Whit's phone, you know.

1:32:061:32:10

I've still got the hammer.

1:32:111:32:13

All right?

1:32:161:32:17

Yeah, all good.

1:32:171:32:19

You fancy a couple of drinks after, when we're done?

1:32:191:32:22

Yeah, why not.

1:32:221:32:26

Yeah?

1:32:261:32:27

-Yeah.

-What, just you and me?

1:32:271:32:29

Alfie. There's a small person eating crisps here.

1:32:291:32:32

Shenice, what are you doing? You should be in bed.

1:32:321:32:34

-It's fine, it's fine, I'll deal with it.

-I got it.

-No, no, it's good.

1:32:341:32:37

Come on you, let's go, let's go.

1:32:371:32:40

Hoodie, hoodie, hoodie. It's like they're obsessed with it.

1:32:471:32:52

It's that photo frame I'm interested in.

1:32:521:32:54

Can we talk about something else?

1:32:541:32:56

What do you suggest, Philip?

1:32:561:32:58

Our interest in the upcoming Olympics?

1:32:591:33:02

Anything.

1:33:021:33:03

Anything?

1:33:031:33:05

Jean said she was going to the police to make a statement.

1:33:071:33:10

Did she?

1:33:101:33:12

And then she changed her mind.

1:33:121:33:15

Well, she probably had her reasons.

1:33:151:33:17

Yeah. Said you told her not to.

1:33:171:33:19

Yeah, that's right.

1:33:211:33:23

What, you said that?

1:33:241:33:27

Yeah. Well, not exactly that, no.

1:33:271:33:30

Well, what exactly did you say?

1:33:301:33:31

Just, you know, to be sure.

1:33:311:33:33

Sure of what?

1:33:331:33:34

Well, you know what she's like.

1:33:341:33:37

She gets confused.

1:33:371:33:38

Says something stupid, the wrong bloke goes down.

1:33:381:33:41

Anyway, she didn't see anything, did she?

1:33:411:33:45

Give him a break, Shirl.

1:33:451:33:47

He was only trying to do the right thing.

1:33:471:33:51

Now can we talk about something else?

1:33:511:33:53

Well, I tell you, if the police don't find that photo frame, then I will.

1:33:531:33:59

It's got to be somewhere.

1:33:591:34:01

All right?

1:34:141:34:15

Hi there.

1:34:151:34:16

Cheers.

1:34:161:34:18

You haven't got anything on you, have you?

1:34:201:34:22

Oi. Oi, all right!

1:34:221:34:25

Mind how you go.

1:34:251:34:27

-All right, darling, I'm just doing my job.

-OK.

1:34:271:34:29

-I ain't got no bag.

-Go on.

1:34:291:34:32

We made it! Go and get some tap waters

1:34:331:34:36

and we'll fill it up with this.

1:34:361:34:38

Why do I have to go?

1:34:381:34:39

Because I've got the bag on me.

1:34:391:34:41

-Cheer up, for god's sake.

-I'm perfectly happy, thanks.

1:34:411:34:44

-Well, give us a little smile then.

-Yeah, smile! Go on.

-What?

-Come on.

1:34:441:34:47

Pillocks. Go on.

1:34:501:34:51

-She's going to start figuring things out.

-Yes, I know.

1:35:331:35:36

Well, stop helping her. Who cares if she's talking to Jean?

1:35:361:35:38

Jean saw Andrew.

1:35:381:35:40

Why do you think I stopped her talking?

1:35:401:35:42

She was going to give him an alibi.

1:35:421:35:45

If Shirley finds out, she'll wonder why I wanted Andrew to go down.

1:35:451:35:49

And who I was covering for.

1:35:491:35:52

You did that for me?

1:35:541:35:56

Of course I did it for you!

1:35:561:35:57

It's all been for you.

1:35:571:35:58

Everything I've done has been for you.

1:35:581:36:00

DOOR OPENS

1:36:011:36:03

Got any more beers? Shirl wants them.

1:36:031:36:04

Yeah, I'll get them.

1:36:041:36:07

Just give it a rest, Ben.

1:36:211:36:24

Jay, I just want one place, all right?

1:36:261:36:29

One place, where he don't have to lie.

1:36:291:36:31

I just...I just want to help him.

1:36:311:36:33

Oi, Jimmy Dean, your tie.

1:36:461:36:48

Michael. Just before you go.

1:36:511:36:54

This is an opportunity.

1:36:551:36:57

I don't follow.

1:36:571:36:59

The boy you had to turn away.

1:36:591:37:02

Train him for free.

1:37:021:37:03

And get him to bring all his mates

1:37:031:37:06

and create a programme specially for them.

1:37:061:37:08

Brilliant. But we don't have any money, do we?

1:37:081:37:12

I do.

1:37:131:37:15

Come on, that's for a rainy day.

1:37:151:37:18

And this is my rainy day.

1:37:181:37:19

I mean, how better to spend my money on helping those

1:37:191:37:24

boys from the estate?

1:37:241:37:25

And in time, when the gym is making money,

1:37:251:37:28

you'll give me it back with a share of the profits.

1:37:281:37:31

That's not a bad idea, Jean.

1:37:341:37:36

Let's talk in the morning. Night-night.

1:37:361:37:39

Why wait?

1:37:391:37:42

What a woman. What a woman!

1:37:561:37:59

Those boys are going to love you.

1:37:591:38:02

Goodnight, partner.

1:38:071:38:11

Goodnight, Jean.

1:38:121:38:15

I'm not popular up there.

1:38:351:38:38

-She in bed?

-Yeah, she's in bed. Drink?

1:38:381:38:42

Yeah, yeah.

1:38:421:38:45

Upstairs?

1:38:471:38:48

Let's stay down here, yeah?

1:38:511:38:54

-Oh no, no, I'm not finished.

-Sorry.

1:39:031:39:08

Sorry.

1:39:081:39:09

Has she gone?

1:39:101:39:12

All act normal.

1:39:131:39:17

I am acting normal.

1:39:181:39:20

I can spot you a mile off.

1:39:201:39:21

All right, give it here. Give it here. Whit, take that one.

1:39:211:39:24

Oi you, calm down. Calm it. Calm it.

1:39:311:39:33

I can admire, can't I?

1:39:331:39:36

-No, he's not bad.

-Not my cup of tea, though.

-Not as good as Tyler.

1:39:361:39:39

-No, I know why. Cos you love ponytails?

-What?

1:39:391:39:41

-She always liked a ponytail, back in the day.

-What?

-I did not! I didn't.

1:39:411:39:44

Yes, you did. Ricky had a beauty.

1:39:441:39:47

Ricky had a ponytail?

1:39:471:39:48

-Yeah, it was as rich as a lion's mane.

-That's disgraceful.

1:39:481:39:51

All right, no it's not.

1:39:511:39:53

So what, even if I did like ponytails?

1:39:531:39:55

It ain't a crime, is it?

1:39:551:39:56

Is it a crime?

1:39:561:39:58

Is it a crime to like ponytails?

1:39:581:40:00

No, it wasn't. Lads? Oi lads!

1:40:001:40:04

I love a ponytail!

1:40:041:40:07

I love ponytails.

1:40:071:40:08

If you're not rocking a ponytail,

1:40:081:40:13

then I ain't interested in you.

1:40:131:40:16

I need another little vodka.

1:40:171:40:20

-Get me a vodka.

-No. No.

1:40:201:40:21

-Him in the red shirt.

-What?

-See if you can get one out of him.

1:40:211:40:24

-Oh, no.

-I'll do it.

1:40:241:40:25

You ain't in. Come on, Carol.

1:40:251:40:28

-He ain't got a ponytail, but he'll be all right.

-For goodness sake.

1:40:281:40:31

Hurry up, please.

1:40:311:40:32

All right, come on, come on.

1:40:321:40:33

Hello, have you met my mum?

1:40:331:40:35

-This is my mum.

-Sorry.

-And I bring her out.

1:40:351:40:37

You know, Roxy I've, um...

1:40:531:40:56

..I've not been completely clear with you. And it's my fault.

1:40:581:41:04

You know, I should have been more up front with you last night because, um...

1:41:041:41:10

..I don't think this, you know...

1:41:141:41:16

..I don't think it could work.

1:41:171:41:19

I don't think it could ever work.

1:41:191:41:23

Right. Well, I know.

1:41:241:41:28

You're amazing, and all that. And if it wasn't for...

1:41:311:41:34

Well, you know, there's just other things to think about.

1:41:371:41:41

You can say her name.

1:41:411:41:42

It's not just Kat.

1:41:421:41:43

What is it then? Is it me?

1:41:441:41:47

No. Rox, Kat's not just Kat, d'you know what I mean?

1:41:471:41:51

She's...

1:41:511:41:53

Roxy, she's Tommy, she's...

1:41:551:41:56

..she's Shenice, she's Jean, she's this place.

1:41:581:42:02

You know, seriously, if it was just about you and Kat...

1:42:041:42:09

But it's not. It's about a lot of other...

1:42:121:42:16

I'm not explaining myself very well here, you know.

1:42:161:42:19

You've explained it perfectly.

1:42:191:42:20

Grandad, ain't I? Dodgy barnet, lairy shirts.

1:42:201:42:25

I'm hardly a catch, am I, Alfie?

1:42:251:42:28

What you talking...?

1:42:281:42:31

Oi, you come here... look at me.

1:42:311:42:34

You, Roxy...

1:42:341:42:36

..promise you, you are a princess,

1:42:371:42:40

all right?

1:42:401:42:42

And someday, one bloke's going to see that.

1:42:421:42:45

Don't cry, don't cry.

1:42:451:42:47

It'll be just around the corner.

1:42:471:42:50

And when he does see you, he,

1:42:521:42:53

I promise you, he's going to love the hell out of you.

1:42:531:42:56

And me,

1:42:581:43:00

I'm going to be so jealous.

1:43:001:43:03

Because he'll have hit the jackpot.

1:43:031:43:06

Oi, come on, don't cry.

1:43:071:43:10

So...

1:43:101:43:12

..I'm going to go.

1:43:151:43:17

No, Rox, you don't have to.

1:43:171:43:18

No, it's all right. It's for the best. Bye.

1:43:181:43:20

Seriously, you OK?

1:43:201:43:22

That stupid car alarm has been going off all night, hasn't it?

1:43:221:43:24

Roxy?

1:43:241:43:27

Oh. Uh...

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..I can't work for you anymore, OK?

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CAR ALARM

1:43:521:43:54

Evening.

1:44:151:44:17

Oh, this is interesting.

1:44:311:44:33

Oh, that's nice.

1:44:371:44:41

Oh, yeah, that's good.

1:44:411:44:45

That's so good.

1:44:451:44:47

That is my contribution.

1:44:581:45:01

From now on, you want anything,

1:45:031:45:06

you're going to have to fight me for it, girl.

1:45:061:45:08

My wedding, my money, and I'm so wearing the blue.

1:45:081:45:12

Are your eyes always that dark?

1:45:141:45:18

-That's a result! I've still got it, ain't I?

-I'm sure you have.

1:45:201:45:24

What's the matter with you, getting all shirty for now?

1:45:241:45:27

Well, cos I didn't bring you up to tart yourself out for drinks.

1:45:271:45:30

Well, you was doing it! It's only cos you didn't get one.

1:45:301:45:32

-But you can have mine.

-I don't want it.

-Come on, Mummy.

1:45:321:45:35

-Give me one from there.

-Urgh!

1:45:351:45:37

What?

1:45:371:45:38

-Oh no, it's leaking.

-Block it.

1:45:381:45:41

Look's like it's burst.

1:45:411:45:43

Looks like you've wet yourself.

1:45:431:45:45

Get me a tissue!

1:45:451:45:46

-It's running down your leg!

-I swear, this has never happened to me before.

1:45:461:45:50

I look like I can't control my wee.

1:45:501:45:52

Oh, right, yeah, I'm glad somebody thinks it's funny.

1:45:521:45:56

I'm the one who looks like I wet myself.

1:45:561:45:58

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my daughter.

1:45:581:46:00

It doesn't matter how old you are. I always have to look after you.

1:46:001:46:03

Look at you, getting all stuck up.

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You just think you're better than everyone else.

1:46:051:46:07

-What you talking about?

-Yeah, you do.

-That's enough.

-No, it's not.

1:46:071:46:11

I was just asking why are you coming out, anyway?

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You're a misery and all you do, you just wreck everything.

1:46:141:46:18

Ladies.

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It's all right, you,

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cos I was just going anyway.

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Cos I've wet myself.

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CAR ALARM

1:47:141:47:15

Ladies, we've all had a drink, all right? There's no need.

1:47:341:47:39

CAR ALARM

1:47:391:47:41

CAR ALARM

1:47:501:47:53

Shut up. Shut up.

1:47:531:47:56

-Shut up! Shut up!

-Bianca, stop it!

-Bianca.

1:47:561:47:59

Shut up! Shut up! CAR ALARM

1:47:591:48:02

Finally!

1:48:041:48:06

-Magic fists.

-I didn't even know I still had that in me.

1:48:061:48:10

D'you know what, you're amazing, love.

1:48:101:48:14

-Shut up, I ain't talking to you.

-No, listen, no, you're right.

1:48:141:48:17

I'm a miserable, mean old cow.

1:48:171:48:20

But you're beautiful, you are?

1:48:201:48:22

You know, you keep this family together. Come here.

1:48:221:48:25

I'm sorry, Mum. I'm sorry.

1:48:251:48:27

-You're so stupid!

-Sorry, sorry, sorry.

1:48:271:48:30

SCREAM

1:48:301:48:32

LAUGHTER

1:48:321:48:34

CAR ALARM

1:48:341:48:38

Dad!

1:49:031:49:05

What...?

1:49:051:49:07

-You were talking in your sleep. About Heather.

-What did I say?

1:49:071:49:12

Just saying, I'm a kid and I want to make you proud.

1:49:121:49:14

Look, next time Shirley won't be downstairs with the music

1:49:141:49:17

so loud that she can't hear you.

1:49:171:49:19

Next time she'll be there. She'll hear. That'll be it. She'll go to the police.

1:49:191:49:22

I can't control what I say in my sleep, can I?

1:49:221:49:25

I'm just scared, Dad, that's all.

1:49:251:49:26

I mean, me, you could kill. Cos I'm a right pain.

1:49:331:49:35

But Hev? I mean, she wouldn't even spray ants.

1:49:351:49:39

She used to like, bang her hands on the table and say...

1:49:391:49:41

"Shirl, Shirl, just let them know they're not wanted."

1:49:411:49:44

Don't mind me, will ya?

1:49:441:49:46

We keeping you awake?

1:49:471:49:48

Yeah, you were as it happens, yeah.

1:49:481:49:50

I should, uh, I should probably make a move.

1:49:511:49:54

No, no, you're all right.

1:49:541:49:56

No, it's, uh, it's fine.

1:49:561:49:58

Thanks for dinner, Phil.

1:50:001:50:01

Sorry about this, Andrew.

1:50:041:50:06

Don't worry about it.

1:50:061:50:08

-We'll, uh, we'll go over everything in the morning, yeah?

-OK.

1:50:081:50:13

So, we were keeping you awake, were we?

1:50:181:50:20

Yeah. Yeah, you were.

1:50:201:50:23

I'm trying to find a murderer, here.

1:50:231:50:25

You know what? You're doing my head in. You're doing all our heads in.

1:50:251:50:28

-She was my best mate.

-So you deal with it by torturing all of us?

1:50:281:50:31

I'll deal with it the way I want to.

1:50:311:50:33

Why don't you go and deal with it somewhere else, then, eh?

1:50:331:50:36

You what?

1:50:361:50:37

I don't want to be around you like this.

1:50:371:50:39

What? Hang on a minute. What? You're chucking me out?

1:50:411:50:45

Yeah, yeah. I suppose I am.

1:50:451:50:46

Go on. Go upstairs, pack your things and go. Just go, will ya?

1:50:481:50:51

You think I want to stand and look at you a minute longer than I have to?

1:50:531:50:56

Are you serious about this, Phil?

1:50:561:50:58

Yes, I'm serious. Listen to you, just yapping on. Just go!

1:50:581:51:01

Go on, get out!

1:51:011:51:03

-All right, I'm going.

-Good.

1:51:031:51:05

Thanks for everything, Phil.

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