14/08/2011 EastEnders Omnibus


14/08/2011

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Oh!

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This place!

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There's always something, isn't there?

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Mind you,

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you've seen more than your fair share.

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If only you could talk...

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BANGING ON DOOR

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-Tell him I'm not here. Tell him I'm on holiday!

-What?

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Lister! Light bulbs!

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SHE GASPS

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Mr Lister? Runs the market?

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-Probably red faced and out of breath cos he's been checking light bulbs.

-OK.

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-No. Well, look, if you see him...

-OK.

-..will you tell him that Mo says she's not here

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because she's gone on holiday? Thank you.

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WOLF WHISTLE

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-Morning.

-Morning.

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WOMAN SCREAMS

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Alfie, what's the time?

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Alfie, what's the time?!

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-Alfie!

-ALFIE GRUNTS

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-Get up!

-What?

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Oh, my head...!

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Shenice, what are you doing...? Oh! Ow.

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You all right?

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Gizzards, I can deal with. Haggis...

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You know, I've even plucked a pheasant once, but I draw the line at long wiggly things, Billy!

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You're my witness.

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I don't care what the theme is, this is me firmly drawing a line!

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Blimey!

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What are you doing with Julie's mop?

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She's left me.

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Me and Lola... we need the money.

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It was your idea - "Kat, it don't need to be a night, does it?

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"Tell you what, how about lunch hour tomorrow,

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"knees up, mother brown, cor blimey trousers."

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Oi, it was inspiring!

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-You were hammered.

-Slightly, but very inspired.

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What happens if the kids keep staying up late, eh?

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-We get out of our routine.

-We don't get to spend any time on our own.

-I know.

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-I get cheeky. Tom gets grumpy.

-But he's a Pearly King though!

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He told you that after a few rum and cokes and a free packet of pork scratchings?

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He is a man with greasy hair that likes dressing up in buttons.

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Tyler caught Eddie and Carol with their kit off on the sofa. At it hammer and tongs.

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-Where will find buttons?

-Kat, it's a rare business opportunity!

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-Nan!

-Listen... Will you watch my shirt?

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We'll just get round the Joanna, bit of pie and mash... What's there not to like?

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You need your milk, don't you? Kat, just stick the kettle on! You watch my shirt all right.

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Just be careful. Kat!

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I'm quite partial to a jellied eel, and pie and mash.

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-They were supposed to be in a jar.

-You do it in, then.

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-I ain't doing it in! You do it in. Here.

-They were supposed to be in jelly!

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-There's never just one in there.

-These are going straight back.

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-I-I could do it.

-Yeah, course you could(!)

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Right back. Right now.

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-Eels are slippery.

-As soon as it stops going to answer phone.

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-Are you trying to kill it or give yourself a panic attack?

-All right, you do it.

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Yeah, all right.

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All right.

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-Dad!

-Ohh.

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-You into this Pearly Kings and Cockney songs thing?

-No, mate, I'm tone deaf.

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-Kat, has he been in?

-Who, Lister?

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-Fat Elvis!

-Fat Elvis?

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The word is, he's out. I'm a woman, Kat. I got a woman's needs.

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-Ohh. Yeah.

-Give him here, I'll take him up.

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We going to practise?

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Least your grandma's trying not to make a show of you, doing it behind closed doors.

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-Doing what?

-Hammering Eddie on the sofa with a pair of tongs.

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Hammering?

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With tongs.

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Sorted! I love it when a plan comes together.

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-I love it when you don't pretend you're in the A Team.

-What?

-What's this plan?

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Tommy needs feeding, Shenice ain't been washed...

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and nobody chooses to sit round a piano and sing, even if there's been a power cut.

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I spend my whole life dodging your good ideas and...

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-And moaning, I know, all the time.

-All right, moaning...

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-but this is about me and you.

-Yes. What about me and you, eh?

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Ohh. Kat, I know.

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Sweetheart, I know, but we've got baby Tommy,

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Shenice. We've got half the family sleeping under the same roof. Where's the time?

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-We need to make time.

-Yeah, we will.

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I promise, we will. I totally agree with you. But we've got a pub to run, that was the plan.

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We got rent to pay, we got to keep the pub afloat. Me and you, we were born to do this.

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Give me a smile. When them doors open up, we give them the old Moon magic, no matter rain,

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come shine, we put on our smiles. We give the punters what they want. Cos me and you, princess, we -

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come on, give me a smile - we are a winning team, all right?

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Yes.

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Light bulbs.

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HE SIGHS

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-You got to arouse them.

-I've got to learn to say no, that's what I've got to do.

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No...

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No. Thank you. No.

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No. Sorry. No, Alfie. No. I don't care if you've met the King of Buttons.

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In this kitchen, you get sausage surprise or a fishy basket, that is my limit.

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-Have you got any salt?

-So it's like suffocating, this rousing?

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-I had that once with that spray-on deodorant, do you remember?

-Yeah, yeah.

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Should only take a couple of hours.

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No! No.

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-Thank you.

-Are you having snakes for dinner?

-I could cut the heads off if you want them done quicker.

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-Yeah, I expect you can.

-That is well cruel.

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-Sometimes life is cruel, sweetheart.

-Yes. Cruel...

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and extreme and...

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absolutely not the necessary reaction, thank you.

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-Jeanie...is there something you want to discuss?

-<

-Jean?

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Jean, I want you to meet my inspiration - the one and only King Norman.

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Oh, perfect timing! Perfect. Ooh!

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You were heaven sent!

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Kat, Kat... I'll get Tracey's rate if I cover her shift, right?

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You should get up there and sing. You love singing, go on.

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Come on now, man. It's a long, long, long, long way from the kitchen to here!

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Considerable wear and tear to the soles of me shoes.

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(Get six of Mo's light bulbs as well.)

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-Mum, please, I am not singing.

-All right, Patrick, yes.

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Fine then, don't. Kat, I'll get up there, belt out Lambeth Walk. I know all the words.

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-That'll show you up. Shall I do that, shall I?

-Mum!

-All right.

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Just cos you're on holiday, falling out with Lola every five minutes.

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She took the rise out of me in front of my boyfriend.

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Doodling pictures of Jay when you should be doing your art project? Some of us have got to work!

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What is the matter with you?

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Don't know.

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Yeah, well, whatever it is, you want to take some tablets for it.

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Kids, eh?

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Just got to roll out the barrel, all right?

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Yeah. Everything's great.

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I'm great. Lola's great.

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Brilliant!

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Listen, will they mind if I eat my own food while we chat?

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Only my homeopath's got a downer on wheat products.

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And gluten. And dairy.

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-I'm trying to crack this sleep thing.

-Don't worry about it. I'm staff.

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-Sit yourself down and have your salad.

-Thanks.

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We're practising Cockney songs.

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-We're just practising.

-In here. On our own.

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Won't take long. Hurry up!

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I'm a disaster magnet.

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-Are you?

-Oh, yeah.

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Accident waiting to happen, me mother used to say.

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When you know someone's watching you, willing you to trip over...

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-You do!

-Yeah!

-You fall right over, don't you?

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Drop it, spill it,

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leave it in the toaster till it's burnt to a crisp!

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Let's just say Lady Luck is not a pal of mine.

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You know, my uncle dying was one of the only truly good things to ever happen to me.

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Not the actual dying bit, obviously. Course I wouldn't wish that, no.

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The passing of the crown...

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OK, three pies and mash, and one kid's fishfingers.

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Did he leave you an actual crown?

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-Can they have baked beans not peas, please?

-Yes, thank you, Patrick!

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Well, not an actual crown, but a lot of very interesting stuff you'd like to...

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Well, we must make a date.

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-A date?

-Well, not a...

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What the hell!

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-I would love to, Norman! I would love to see your memorabilia!

-Oh!

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I tell you what. Why don't you go out and meet your public

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and I'll cook you a proper Pearly dinner, and look out my calendar?

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-I...well...

-Yes. Yes. I will not take no for an answer!

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CLATTERING

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Well, that is... There I go again. True to form. Par for the course.

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It's all right, Norman.

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I'd like to.

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Careful now! Go steady. You don't want to get Shaky into trouble, do you?

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And no spilling nothing.

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Shaky's got to have this lot up Poplar by seven, before they notice it's missing.

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Cheers, tiger!

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Easy now. Go on, you can see yourself out.

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Mo, what's happened to the buttons on my shirt, love?

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-Kitchen. Kat had a plan then remembered she don't do sewing.

-Oh...

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What's Fat Elvis going to do when he finds out you've got a new model?

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-He'll come marching round here all macho and have a fit, Alfie.

-Whatever.

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-Him and Shaky might even have a fight, all right?!

-Yeah!

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Come on, girls, what you sorting out?

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Let's not fall out about it. Let's try and be grown-ups.

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I got to pretend I give a monkey's, then eat my dinner in front of an audience. Will the fun never end(?)

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You always been such a selfish prat?

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-You try sitting between your wives, before and after, talking about the weather.

-I ain't got an option.

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Well, count your blessings, smiler.

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Same again?

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Yeah.

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-Do you want one?

-I'm working.

-Yeah.

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Look, I'm, um... I'm sorry.

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Tommy.

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It got complicated. The last... There's no excuses.

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I was out of line before Ronnie went down, I just wanted to see him, that was all.

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How sorry?

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Let me just buy you a drink?

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Have you heard this?

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-Well, that's what Tiffs told Abs on the way to the toilet.

-Carol and Eddie.

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-What?

-And a toolbox.

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So, that's school,

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GP registration and, to update, your cousin is paying the rent now.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Phil. I've got the cheque here, tenancy agreement...

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-That's very generous. That's the kind of family

-I

-need.

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-And you and Julie are getting some routines in place for Lola?

-Thing is, Phil owed me, anyway.

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And Julie's happy with the way things are working out?

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Billy?

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Cooking doesn't get much tougher than this!

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No, that's right, John. And I am taking my inspiration

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from tradition and the fact that my great-nan was born by a bell.

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So...

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I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!

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-Don't they do low fat?

-They don't. I knew they didn't do low fat.

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Have you tried exfoliating first?

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No, we don't do low-fat eels and we don't do low-fat beef pies, funnily enough(!)

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-I'll just have the mash.

-Yeah, I'll just have the mash.

-I can't. I get a rash exfoliating.

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-No butter, no milk, no cream, though.

-It must be your product.

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You don't need to watch your figure. That's what I am here for.

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And you're most probably rubbing too hard.

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I'm glad you've told me.

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I just... I just want to do what's right by Lola.

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-If I'm not the best person for her now...

-Yeah.

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So, what happens now?

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Do I get a chance to say good...?

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She's had so many people walk away from her already, you know?

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You get some routines in place and you make sure she's set to start her new school.

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If Julie wasn't completely on board then maybe...

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Well, now you can focus all your efforts on your granddaughter, can't you?

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-The day after tomorrow?!

-Two weeks in Mexico, Just you and me.

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-That's so romantic.

-Yeah.

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It's got to have its advantages, ain't it? You and me not making babies.

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-Um, too much information, thank you.

-Thank you.

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-I was looking at a month in the Seychelles for our honeymoon.

-It's not a competition, V.

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Ohh! It won't work.

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-It won't work!

->

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-What?

-Why won't it do the decent thing, Alfie, and just stick together?!

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SHE SHRIEKS

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Oh, yes. You had to have your wits about you back then, or you'd starve.

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-Can't you tell Grandma Carol you couldn't find me?

-Ssh!

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Dirt poor they were. Costermongers, factory workers.

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Poor people, living round here, where the water was rotten. No inside lav!

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Even the kids drank gin.

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And the rich people, they stayed up the West End, posing about in their pearls.

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-I've drunk gin.

-Have you? Oh, well, anyway...

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This one road sweeper, he takes the Michael. He sews buttons -

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poor man's jewels - he sews buttons all over his raggy clothes, even the hat,

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and in the pattern he writes, "All for charity."

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And soon, every borough in London's got a Pearly King and a Queen,

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and what bees and honey they raised! It goes to the hospitals and such.

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And that is your East End inheritance.

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That is your tradition - poor people helping out their own.

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Careful, Pat - he's going to start singing "chim chiminey", dancing on the rooftops.

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-Patrick, is that grub around?

-I'll check.

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Anyone after light bulbs?

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-Why do bees go to hospital?

-No, love. Bees and honey.

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-Money!

-Cherry Hogg?

-Dog.

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-Titfer?

-Tat!

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I thought I told you to be home by one.

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Have I got two heads, or something?

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Has he gone?

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-You what?

-Lister.

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Do you think he likes me?

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I think he likes you.

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I, um... I think he could be the one, Jode.

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THEY SHRIEK AND GIGGLE

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CRYING ON MONITOR

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I never knew if that was him crying or just chatting. If you want,

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I can do a couple of pints, if you want to go and check Tommy.

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I've got enough bar staff, thanks.

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Jack, come on.

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-Meet me outside.

-No.

-Meet me!

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HE SIGHS

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Come on.

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BABY GURGLES

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I can't remember the last time I met someone and just suddenly clicked.

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It doesn't happen often in life, Alfie.

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Tell you what, Jean. Come give us a hand with some of these dinners, then go and find out, yeah?

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Good girl. You stir that for me.

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Just needs a bit more salt. Good girl, we're on it!

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I miss you.

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Sorry.

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I think I'm...

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BABY GURGLES

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He's growing up, ain't he?

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You're growing up.

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I can see that from a distance.

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He's going to be a proper heart-breaker, ain't he?

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I'm sorry.

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God...

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It's all right.

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I know it's not your fault.

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She is a bad influence on my granddaughter.

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Bad influence, my foot. You heard the one about the pot and the kettle, Carol?

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I beg your pardon?

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Everyone round here knows that you and him were getting lucky in the living room.

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-Chocolate body paint!

-Well, I heard a blow-up hammer and a power adaptor.

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ALL LAUGH AND SNIGGER

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Carol...

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Oi!

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DOORS CRASH OPEN

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How dare you talk about me? I...

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-How dare you tell everybody about us getting caught, like we're a teenage joke... I didn't!

-I don't...

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That is just gossip, Chinese whispers. Inaccurate jealousy.

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I mean, I didn't see any body paint.

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Hey, come on. Let's have a coffee.

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-No.

-Oh?

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Not today.

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Tiffany! >

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Jean, Jean. Hold on a second, sweetheart.

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Now, Norman... Look at me! Norman's going to love your pies

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cos you are a lovely lady... and you are a master chef. Go on. Go, go, go.

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-A fiver to your favourite charity.

-Go on.

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-Friar Tuck.

-SNIGGERING

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Luck. Good luck. Best of luck.

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I can cover the salon. If Tyler's the one, Pops, you got to stay and smile, and that.

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-Tyler's trying to pull your mum, Jode.

-Ohh.

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I think Tyler's just ANOTHER one, you know?

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Oh. Like Julian?

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Like Julian.

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And Adrian.

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And Simon, really.

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Come on, let's go.

0:22:520:22:54

-Fat Elvis is in the kitchen.

-Is he?

-You should go see him.

0:22:550:23:00

Yeah, I think I will go and see him.

0:23:000:23:03

You have got to learn some things are not for little ears, eh?

0:23:080:23:11

Some things are private.

0:23:110:23:13

-I don't want you to go on holiday with him.

-This from the man who's planning his honeymoon?!

0:23:190:23:23

-You can't go.

-I can do what I want with my own husband.

0:23:230:23:26

You drag me out here, here in full view, start laying down the law?!

0:23:260:23:30

Sorry, Max, you don't get to say any more.

0:23:300:23:33

Tanya!

0:23:330:23:34

Stop playing stupid games.

0:23:340:23:36

You make this blow up in our faces, I swear I will never forgive you, Max.

0:23:360:23:40

-It's you that got us here, lying and cheating.

-So, what do you want to do? Find a corner? Crawl away and hide?

0:23:400:23:46

That's really working for us, ain't it, Tanya?

0:23:460:23:48

Let's learn one thing from the last who knows how many years.

0:23:480:23:52

What are you saying?

0:23:540:23:55

What exactly are you saying?

0:23:570:23:58

I don't know. It's the quiet...

0:24:010:24:02

It just gets so I'd rather be anywhere else rather than the flat.

0:24:020:24:08

This is my best part of the day, this.

0:24:100:24:12

Half hour, give my face a rest from smiling.

0:24:120:24:16

I've seen me and him sneak in here in the middle of the night just...

0:24:160:24:20

Well, it's bound to get busy, ain't it?

0:24:200:24:23

A pub full, day in day out.

0:24:230:24:25

Not that I mind. I really don't.

0:24:260:24:29

And like Alfie says - I've got everything I've ever wanted.

0:24:290:24:33

More.

0:24:340:24:36

I'm glad for you.

0:24:370:24:39

Oi.

0:24:390:24:40

I'm lucky, ain't I?

0:24:400:24:42

No, you're kind.

0:24:420:24:44

It's the old cliche, ain't it?

0:24:500:24:52

You don't know what you want till it's gone.

0:24:520:24:55

You hold on to what you got, Kat.

0:24:580:25:01

You don't deserve to be sad.

0:25:020:25:04

Hey! Shh, shh, shh.

0:25:040:25:06

Shh, shh.

0:25:060:25:07

-We're parents, Max. We've got partners and businesses...

-That ain't right.

-..bills, responsibilities.

0:25:080:25:14

Happiness - that's a glass of wine and no-one nagging. Where does "happiness" fit in?

0:25:140:25:18

-Tan, we're with the wrong people. You know we are.

-Tell you what I know.

0:25:180:25:22

I know that you are never satisfied.

0:25:220:25:25

Me, I'm an idiot.

0:25:250:25:26

I guarantee you, Max, if we did do it right, we'd tear up those kids, screw Greg and Vanessa over.

0:25:260:25:34

Two months... Two months, you'd be twitching.

0:25:340:25:37

-Six months, I'd be left holding the baby, you'd be lining up another Stacey. I know you.

-I love you.

0:25:370:25:43

-Shut up.

-I do, I love you.

0:25:430:25:44

-Didn't matter what I said. Julie just wouldn't listen.

-Yeah, well...

0:25:470:25:51

It's only queens that get to have kings fall in love with them, don't they?

0:25:510:25:56

Just didn't want to know.

0:25:560:25:59

-All right?

-Hey, Michael.

0:25:590:26:00

-Jean.

-Oh!

0:26:000:26:02

-Is my old man at it with Carol Jackson?

-Ohh...

0:26:040:26:06

What is the wrong with you, Max? Walking out without a word.

0:26:100:26:13

You do know you've got the house keys?

0:26:130:26:16

-Good work.

-"See all, say nothing." That's our motto.

0:26:180:26:23

-Sorry, Michael.

-Course.

0:26:230:26:25

But...I wouldn't be surprised if Carol has got more than inflatable hammers to worry about.

0:26:250:26:32

Sorry?

0:26:320:26:33

Letters.

0:26:330:26:35

Whatever you do, don't ask Eddie about the letter from Chingford.

0:26:350:26:38

-What?

-Disconcertingly angry he was.

0:26:380:26:43

I've had enough. If you don't want to sit down and write our wedding to-do list,

0:26:450:26:50

then don't write a to-do list. But you do not stand me up here.

0:26:500:26:54

SHE SIGHS

0:26:540:26:56

Where are you, Max?

0:26:560:26:57

I'm sick of being your latest affair.

0:27:060:27:09

-Remind me how we got together the first time.

-I've grown up. I have grown up.

0:27:090:27:13

Come on, Max. You know this isn't right.

0:27:130:27:15

We've been gone too long.

0:27:160:27:19

Give me a couple of minutes, follow me out.

0:27:210:27:23

-YOU give it a...

-You want to go out together?

-Don't be so stupid!

0:27:230:27:26

So, where do we stand?

0:27:260:27:28

I can't. I want it to be over. I'm going on holiday, Max, and when I come back, I want it to be over.

0:27:350:27:40

You don't mean that. You know I won't let you.

0:27:400:27:43

It's too big, Max. The fallout from all this, it's too big.

0:27:450:27:49

It doesn't matter what I want.

0:27:500:27:52

The one thing I know - nothing stays secret for ever, does it?

0:27:530:27:56

'You have one new message.

0:28:170:28:20

-KAT:

-'Billy! Where the hell are you?

0:28:200:28:22

'You've got five minutes to get round here or you're sacked!'

0:28:220:28:26

What if we were seen?

0:28:270:28:29

They'd have said something. You know what it's like here.

0:28:290:28:32

Meet me later. You free?

0:28:330:28:36

Could be.

0:28:360:28:37

-One o'clock?

-I'll be there.

0:28:370:28:40

Hold on. Just straighten your fingers, all right?

0:28:470:28:51

I'm going to kill that Billy.

0:28:510:28:53

-We're lucky he stepped in at the last minute.

-Now he's stepped out again.

0:28:530:28:56

-Ow!

-Sorry.

0:28:560:28:58

My back hurts, my knees hurt, and now my hands hurt.

0:28:580:29:01

Sit down and I'll make us a cup of tea. Sit down.

0:29:010:29:04

And I hate these deckchairs and all!

0:29:040:29:06

CLATTERING

0:29:090:29:10

-Ow!

-You all right, darling?

0:29:100:29:13

-I want Billy killed and I want my sofa back!

-Yep. Course.

0:29:130:29:16

You all right? Come on, come on.

0:29:160:29:19

I've got you, I've got you. There. All right?

0:29:190:29:22

Is that a new perfume?

0:29:360:29:38

No.

0:29:380:29:40

Something's different.

0:29:410:29:43

What's got into you?

0:29:440:29:45

-Just woke up happy.

-Oh. Makes a change.

0:29:450:29:48

So what you doing today?

0:29:500:29:52

-SHE SIGHS

-Not a lot.

0:29:520:29:55

Why, you got something in mind?

0:29:550:29:58

Yeah, I might have.

0:29:580:29:59

Really?

0:29:590:30:01

What? Tell me.

0:30:010:30:03

Just, I've got to be somewhere in a bit,

0:30:050:30:08

so...I need you to look after Oscar for a bit.

0:30:080:30:11

I'm busy.

0:30:150:30:16

-Sorry, babe, you just said you weren't.

-Well, I am now.

0:30:160:30:19

Go on, babe, please?

0:30:190:30:21

Get flipping Tanya to do it!

0:30:210:30:23

-She's up to her eyes, ain't she?

-What are you doing anyway?

0:30:230:30:27

I'm off to Essex.

0:30:270:30:29

Car dealership's going under, might be able to pick up a few bargains.

0:30:290:30:32

Right. Why don't I come with you?

0:30:320:30:34

We could make a day of it. Haven't done that in a while.

0:30:340:30:37

Nah, it's a bit of schlep. And it don't solve the Oscar problem.

0:30:370:30:40

-He could come with us.

-What would that look like?

0:30:400:30:43

Me turning up with a kid? That's not very professional.

0:30:430:30:46

Babe, please. Go on.

0:30:480:30:51

Go on, I won't be long.

0:30:510:30:52

Oh, you won't? I thought you said Essex was a "bit of a schlep"?

0:30:520:30:57

Hello, love. You all right?

0:31:030:31:05

-My guts are hurting.

-Are they? Why?

0:31:050:31:08

It's my driving test today.

0:31:080:31:09

Darling! I'm sorry, I forgot.

0:31:090:31:11

-I've had so much on my mind lately.

-So we noticed.

0:31:110:31:14

-Try not to run over anyone.

-KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:31:140:31:17

All right, Tan? Vanessa can't look after Oscar.

0:31:190:31:23

-Cora, you couldn't look after him, could you?

-I'm tied up today.

0:31:230:31:26

-Doing what?

-Girlie stuff.

0:31:260:31:28

-Come on, Mum.

-For a minute I thought you'd come to wish me luck.

0:31:280:31:31

Why would I do that?

0:31:310:31:33

-Forget it.

-Driving test. Not that you'd care.

0:31:330:31:37

Of course I care! Sorry, Lauren. Good luck and all that.

0:31:370:31:41

-Whatever.

-Cora, here y'are. One grandson.

0:31:410:31:44

-You know you're my favourite...

-CAR HORN HONKS

0:31:440:31:48

-That's Greg! He's giving me one last lesson. Wish me luck.

-Good luck.

0:31:480:31:51

See you later, little man. Cheers, Cora, appreciate it.

0:31:510:31:54

Tan...

0:31:540:31:56

Just get Rainie to help you, Mum.

0:31:560:31:59

She's off with God somewhere.

0:31:590:32:01

Bye bye, darling. Be good.

0:32:010:32:03

-Where you going?

-I'm going to work, where d'you think I'm going?

0:32:030:32:07

When are you going to grow up?

0:32:100:32:12

-Last time we put these on!

-I've gone completely blank, I don't know what to do.

0:32:150:32:19

-Relax. Seatbelt on, adjust your mirrors.

-Oh, yeah...

0:32:190:32:23

You know what, you're going to be the best driver in the world.

0:32:230:32:28

Think she'll pass?

0:32:280:32:29

Hitler's got her beady cataracts on us.

0:32:310:32:34

Good luck.

0:32:400:32:43

Have you got any money for breakfast?

0:32:460:32:48

-I'm starving.

-Bit of toast do you?

0:32:480:32:50

That all you got? Go ask Alfie for an advance.

0:32:500:32:53

-What?

-Didn't go in, did I?

0:32:540:32:57

-Pops!

-I forgot! Then when I remembered, it was too late.

0:32:570:33:01

We're broke.

0:33:040:33:05

Right, you've got two options. Number one, you get my sofa back,

0:33:050:33:09

or number two, you buy me a new one.

0:33:090:33:11

-How much is a new one?

-A grand.

-Yeah, right!

0:33:110:33:14

It's a grand, Eddie. A grand.

0:33:140:33:16

You're lucky, Eddie. I talked her down, mate.

0:33:160:33:19

You'll have your old one back by the end of the day.

0:33:190:33:24

-My guarantee.

-You make it three o'clock.

0:33:240:33:27

-Any later and I'll come looking for my money.

-Sorted.

0:33:270:33:30

-Life is beautiful. Want a drink, Ed?

-No, he ain't got time for a drink.

0:33:300:33:33

Sorry, mate, she loved the sofa.

0:33:330:33:36

Go a bit gentle! That's family.

0:33:410:33:42

Alfie, I've got a twisted spine cos of that lot.

0:33:420:33:45

Course you haven't got a twisted spine!

0:33:450:33:47

-Oh, William.

-All right?

0:33:490:33:52

I got your message.

0:33:520:33:54

I just wanted to say I'm so sorry,

0:33:540:33:56

from the bottom of my heart, and it won't happen again, I swear.

0:33:560:34:00

My soppy alarm didn't go off, did it? But don't worry.

0:34:000:34:03

I'll be in tomorrow morning. Dead early.

0:34:030:34:05

I'll even sleep on the floor in here. That is how dedicated I am.

0:34:050:34:08

I'm so dedicated that I thought you might like to give me...

0:34:080:34:14

-a little advance on my wages.

-Ain't you got the message? You're sacked.

0:34:140:34:18

Come on, Alf, I'm going hungry here!

0:34:180:34:21

-Here you go. Don't eat them all at once.

-Don't give away crisps!

0:34:230:34:27

It was funny though, wasn't it?

0:34:270:34:28

Sorry, sorry.

0:34:560:34:57

Tyler!

0:35:100:35:11

-Where is it?

-What?

0:35:140:35:17

Kat's sofa.

0:35:170:35:19

It's right here, Dad. £200.

0:35:190:35:22

-And I even got to test drive it.

-Test drive it?

0:35:220:35:25

You know. Checking out the springs.

0:35:250:35:27

You sold it?

0:35:270:35:29

More like part exchange. My loving, her money.

0:35:290:35:33

That was not for sale. Strictly not for sale!

0:35:330:35:38

Oi!

0:35:390:35:40

-Where you going?

-Is this a bad time?

0:35:400:35:44

Oi, mind my feet!

0:36:020:36:04

Stay back. Well back.

0:36:040:36:06

Listen, we kind of got off on the wrong foot the other day.

0:36:070:36:12

And?

0:36:120:36:14

KNOCKING It's open, babe.

0:36:260:36:29

Nice.

0:36:360:36:37

Yeah, very nice.

0:36:390:36:41

-I didn't do nothing!

-You were here, you could've stopped him.

0:36:430:36:47

-I tried my best, Dad.

-Story of your life.

0:36:470:36:49

-Give us the keys to the pick-up.

-It's being serviced, you're on foot.

0:36:490:36:53

-What?!

-All right, anyone know Wilson Crescent?

-Yeah.

0:36:530:36:58

-About half a mile away.

-You know it?

0:36:580:37:00

-Yeah.

-You can come an' all.

0:37:000:37:01

Come on, Eddie. It's got to be worth a score, ain't it?

0:37:010:37:04

-I'll give you a quid.

-A quid?

0:37:060:37:08

It's got a lot of sentimental value, this!

0:37:080:37:11

-My Julie bought it.

-Tell you what.

0:37:110:37:13

Show them where Wilson Crescent is, and I'll give you a fiver.

0:37:130:37:16

Hold on to that. I'll be back.

0:37:180:37:21

You are the bloodhound on this one.

0:37:210:37:23

-C'mon, Ant.

-I still don't see why I've got go anyway.

0:37:230:37:26

-Move!

-I've got a business proposition.

0:37:310:37:33

-I've got customers waiting.

-This should be a teenage magnet.

0:37:330:37:36

But you've only got old folks and fat people.

0:37:360:37:38

I have a diverse range of clientele, yes.

0:37:380:37:40

-I can put a word out. My kind are always looking for a good hangout.

-Your kind aren't welcome in here.

0:37:400:37:46

And we're always hungry, eating and eating.

0:37:460:37:48

Nothing on this planet eats more than a teenage boy.

0:37:480:37:51

They're like whales. Eating and eating and eating.

0:37:510:37:54

All day, every day.

0:37:540:37:56

I don't want no thugs in here.

0:37:560:37:58

Look, she's after a bag of chips and he only wants a pickled egg.

0:38:000:38:03

He can only suck, he can't chew.

0:38:030:38:05

I'll get it so packed in here, you'll need a helper.

0:38:050:38:09

As in me.

0:38:090:38:10

MUSIC: "What A Difference A Day Makes" by Jamie Cullum

0:38:120:38:16

Do you hear that?

0:38:160:38:18

People singing about love.

0:38:190:38:20

Makes the world go round, you know, love. Makes it spin, Max.

0:38:210:38:25

Only sometimes it spins a little too fast, and people get all giddy, don't they?

0:38:270:38:31

Light-headed.

0:38:310:38:34

Do all the wrong things. Make huge mistakes.

0:38:340:38:37

Do they?

0:38:370:38:39

I ain't made any mistakes, so I don't know what you're talking about.

0:38:390:38:43

Snogging in the alley.

0:38:430:38:45

Back at school, are we?

0:38:450:38:48

This ain't really your business, Jack. Why don't you go home, mate, forget about it?

0:38:500:38:54

Listen, bruv, I don't care what you do.

0:38:540:38:56

It's a shame for Vanessa and Greg

0:38:560:38:59

but all I really wanted was to see your face when I walked in here.

0:38:590:39:03

That's great. You've seen it now, ain't you?

0:39:030:39:05

Off you go.

0:39:050:39:07

So what, you renting?

0:39:070:39:09

Why, you want to sublet?

0:39:150:39:18

You've always got a line, ain't you?

0:39:180:39:20

-Well, you know, can't help myself.

-No, that's pretty evident.

0:39:200:39:24

Because you know what you are, Max?

0:39:240:39:27

You're a dirty ginger mutt who can't stop sniffing around.

0:39:270:39:30

I take exception to that.

0:39:300:39:32

Yeah, right(!) You wear it like a badge of honour.

0:39:320:39:35

-I've got other qualities.

-Oh, yeah?

0:39:350:39:39

You name one good one.

0:39:390:39:41

I'm kind to animals. JACK LAUGHS

0:39:440:39:47

What do you want me to say?

0:39:470:39:49

-I am what I am.

-Yeah?

0:39:490:39:51

Tanya, what's she?

0:39:510:39:53

I guess she's just me with boobs.

0:39:530:39:56

How about Greg?

0:39:590:40:01

What if Greg finds out?

0:40:010:40:03

-He ain't going to find out.

-But what if he did?

0:40:030:40:06

-Am I expected to come steaming in here, save your neck?

-Greg...

0:40:060:40:10

he's thicker than Cora's waistline.

0:40:100:40:12

He don't know anything. In fact one time, I had Tanya in the office,

0:40:120:40:16

under the desk, he thought it was Vanessa.

0:40:160:40:18

He was about a foot away.

0:40:180:40:20

I had her lipstick on my lips, her perfume on my clothes.

0:40:200:40:23

He didn't have a clue.

0:40:230:40:25

Yeah, well, he's not supposed to, is he?

0:40:250:40:28

It don't mean he's dumb, just means he wouldn't think like that.

0:40:280:40:31

-There's a big difference.

-So what, are you defending him?

0:40:310:40:34

No, I'm not. I'm just saying you've got to go careful.

0:40:340:40:37

If I saw you, others will.

0:40:370:40:40

And Vanessa ain't Greg. She'll sense something, women always do.

0:40:400:40:44

Vanessa's not a worry.

0:40:440:40:46

That's a big mistake, Max, if you believe that.

0:40:460:40:49

What I mean is, I don't really like her. Not any more.

0:40:490:40:53

Can you go to Leroy Street?

0:41:020:41:04

MAX: 'It's not her fault, is it? No-one's to blame.'

0:41:090:41:12

Just that the person in here is a cute little blonde with an attitude.

0:41:140:41:18

Not Miss White in the lounge with ten litres of hairspray.

0:41:180:41:22

Just keep schtum, yeah? Don't go bugging Tanya.

0:41:240:41:27

We've already had one close call, we don't need another one.

0:41:270:41:30

What d'you mean?

0:41:320:41:34

-What happened?

-Nothing, it's sorted.

0:41:340:41:36

-Just lucky it was Lauren, that's all.

-Lauren knows?

0:41:370:41:41

-Half a mile? More like 20.

-How heavy is this thing anyway?

0:41:500:41:55

Too heavy. Watch the wheels, watch the wheels!

0:41:550:41:57

We're going to have to put it down for a sec.

0:41:570:42:01

What's your footy team then, Billy?

0:42:070:42:10

There's only one club round here, mate.

0:42:100:42:12

Ah, another Orient man.

0:42:120:42:13

Shut up. I'm a Hammer. West Ham till I die.

0:42:130:42:16

-Oh, my...

-I knew it. I knew you was one of us.

0:42:160:42:19

BOTH: # I'm forever blowing bubbles! #

0:42:190:42:21

Yeah, we're about to meet you as you come plummeting down the leagues.

0:42:210:42:24

That great big stadium's going to be empty.

0:42:240:42:27

No-one's going to want to see you play Torquay United.

0:42:270:42:29

You boys are living on past glories.

0:42:290:42:32

Whereas the Orient haven't got any to live off, mate, have they?

0:42:320:42:35

-HORN HONKS

-What d'you want?

0:42:350:42:39

-You're in our way.

-We're having a rest.

-We want past, you monkey.

0:42:390:42:43

-Five minutes.

-I've got a test coming up!

0:42:430:42:45

-Reverse and find another route, darling.

-I don't like reversing.

0:42:450:42:49

Some teacher you are!

0:42:490:42:51

Maybe we should move, if she's got her test coming up.

0:42:510:42:53

This is part of it. Question 12, there's a sofa blocking your road.

0:42:530:42:57

Do you A) back up?

0:42:570:43:00

-B) sound your horn angrily?

-C) set fire to said sofa?

0:43:000:43:03

Or D) shut the hell up and wait like a good little girl should?

0:43:030:43:08

And Lauren did nothing?

0:43:110:43:13

She moved out, made a couple of threats.

0:43:130:43:17

She would though, wouldn't she?

0:43:170:43:19

What sort of threats?

0:43:190:43:21

If she caught us again she'd get in a car and run me over,

0:43:210:43:24

and this time she was going to finish the job.

0:43:240:43:27

Still standing though, ain't I?

0:43:270:43:30

Who's taking lessons, who's about to sit her test? How stupid are you?

0:43:300:43:34

Nah, she don't suspect anything. Too clever for that.

0:43:340:43:37

Clever? Grubby and cheap is what I'm getting.

0:43:370:43:40

-Don't start! I could spend weeks talking about your behaviour.

-I ain't done nothing wrong.

0:43:400:43:44

This ain't my love nest, that ain't my cheap wine,

0:43:440:43:47

those are not my stained bedsheets.

0:43:470:43:49

-Tanya takes them home and washes them.

-Don't get smart with me.

0:43:490:43:52

-Are you done? Tanya, she'll be here in a sec.

-Who says I'm leaving?

0:43:520:43:56

What, you want a ringside seat?

0:43:560:43:58

-Want to learn a couple more moves?

-You're sick.

0:43:580:44:00

What are you doing here?

0:44:000:44:02

Seriously, you just at a loose end? What do you care what I get up to?

0:44:020:44:05

-Do you know what you're risking?

-That's half the fun.

0:44:050:44:08

No. It ain't, mate. It's no fun.

0:44:080:44:10

Cos where you'll be, where you'll end up, is like me.

0:44:100:44:13

On your todd, wondering where your family's gone.

0:44:130:44:16

Can't believe you don't see that.

0:44:160:44:18

I get this now. Just lonely old Jack, ain't it?

0:44:180:44:21

Heaping all of your worries onto me. Touching.

0:44:210:44:24

-I'm welling up.

-You've got no idea what it's like.

0:44:240:44:27

And I never will have.

0:44:270:44:29

Cos unlike you, I've still got everything I ever wanted.

0:44:290:44:32

More, in fact. And you want to know why that is?

0:44:320:44:35

Because I'm deserving of it.

0:44:350:44:37

-Oh, this I've got to hear.

-No, it's true.

0:44:370:44:41

You, Jack, you've got Penny in France who you never see.

0:44:410:44:44

You've got a kid in Roxy's flat that you never see,

0:44:440:44:46

you got Richard with Sam Mitchell who you never see.

0:44:460:44:49

-I'm there for my lot.

-I take care of mine, I don't brag about it.

0:44:490:44:52

I'm there to give 'em love.

0:44:520:44:54

But you haven't the first clue about any of that.

0:44:540:44:56

Cos you're selfish, Jack.

0:44:560:44:58

-Always have been, always will be.

-What you're doing in here, that ain't selfish?

-No.

0:44:580:45:02

No, no, no, it's bigger than that.

0:45:020:45:05

Me and Tanya, we're soul mates. We can't keep away from each other.

0:45:050:45:09

It's a love story.

0:45:090:45:11

You know what that is, love?

0:45:110:45:12

Do you remember? You and Ronnie?

0:45:130:45:16

Mind you, that weren't love, was it?

0:45:170:45:19

No. That was just plain mental.

0:45:190:45:22

Max. You're getting very close to a good kicking, I'm telling you.

0:45:220:45:26

That's right, Jack, resort to what you know. Coming in here,

0:45:260:45:29

giving me a telling off. You want to smell yourself.

0:45:290:45:32

You and Tanya, I want it over, right? Done with.

0:45:320:45:35

-Who are you, the Pope?!

-It ain't love, Max!

0:45:350:45:37

-It's just some seedy little fumble in your seedy, unacceptable life.

-Pot and kettle.

0:45:370:45:42

You were boffing Rainie when things went up the spout with Ronnie.

0:45:420:45:46

-That was a one-off. Caught me off guard.

-How did that nutcase manage that?!

0:45:460:45:50

-It ain't about me.

-It's always about you, Jack.

0:45:500:45:52

It's always about you, mate, ain't it?

0:45:520:45:54

Always about you. Standing there wondering where it all went wrong.

0:45:540:45:58

Not realising you probably caused most of it.

0:45:580:46:00

Ronnie probably pleaded guilty to get away from you.

0:46:000:46:03

-I came round here to give you the heads up.

-You never. Don't give me that.

0:46:030:46:07

You came to see if you could have another go on Tanya. That's how lonely you are.

0:46:070:46:11

Hope your brother gives up his woman for you?

0:46:110:46:13

-I'm warning you...

-You were going to run away together!

0:46:130:46:16

Maybe set up your own little love nest.

0:46:160:46:18

-So all you are, Jack, is a big fat hypocrite!

-Jack!

0:46:180:46:21

Oi, Eddie! I think you'll find you owe me a fiver, mate.

0:46:230:46:27

One day I'll work out what you see in him.

0:46:330:46:36

-Where are you going, Jack?

-Home.

-And?

0:46:360:46:38

-And what?

-Are you going to tell people...

0:46:380:46:41

-Babe, he ain't going to say nothing.

-Says who?

-It's sorted.

0:46:410:46:43

It ain't, mate. Not remotely. Look at this place.

0:46:430:46:46

Shabby little shack that stinks of all the wrong things.

0:46:460:46:50

-You're going to put 'em right.

-What does that mean?

-I'm not going to let you hurt people any more.

0:46:500:46:54

They don't deserve it. How many have you two racked up over the years?

0:46:540:46:58

-You say one word...

-We didn't mean for this to happen...

-Tan, give it a rest.

0:46:580:47:02

I expected more from you. Him, par for his grubby course.

0:47:020:47:06

I always had you down for half decent. But all I'm getting

0:47:060:47:09

is that evil little 18-year-old that stole my brother off Rachel.

0:47:090:47:13

You remember her? Lovely woman who you two ruined.

0:47:130:47:15

-Jack, that was a whole other me.

-Then Stacey...

0:47:150:47:18

-I get why you hated her so much now. Just you hating yourself.

-Oi!

0:47:180:47:22

-He's right.

-No!

-What else would you call me?

-Here's what you do.

0:47:220:47:26

-We ain't going to do nothing!

-You're going to stop this now!

0:47:260:47:29

-Go home, sort yourselves out, and you pretend this never happened.

-We ain't going to do that.

0:47:290:47:34

Look at yourself, Tanya. Look at yourself real close,

0:47:340:47:37

and you ask yourself, is that really what you want to be?

0:47:370:47:40

-Tan...

-Max, no.

0:47:470:47:49

I caught that fish myself. Ta.

0:47:530:47:58

Um, if you want to get paid at the end of the day,

0:48:010:48:05

I suggest that goes in till.

0:48:050:48:07

Excuse me! This is my finder's fee.

0:48:070:48:10

Thank you.

0:48:120:48:14

So how am I doing then? You're loving me, right?

0:48:140:48:16

That's not the words I'd use.

0:48:160:48:19

Look, more teenage boys. I'm on everyone's lips, me.

0:48:190:48:22

-Since when did you start working here?

-Since now.

0:48:220:48:25

What can I get you?

0:48:250:48:26

Picked up this e-mail for Billy. It was sent to my account.

0:48:260:48:29

-I'll give it to him.

-No, I'll do it.

-What's in it?

-None of your business.

0:48:290:48:33

-You've read it!

-Are you going to order anything?

0:48:330:48:36

Not from her, no.

0:48:360:48:38

Want to keep your job? That's a customer walking out my door.

0:48:380:48:41

Jay! Jay, look...

0:48:410:48:43

Babe, we can't just give up because he says so.

0:48:520:48:55

Tan...

0:48:570:48:59

-I don't know, Max.

-Listen to me, babe.

0:49:010:49:03

What am I? Eh? What is this?

0:49:070:49:09

It's just us , it's all it is.

0:49:090:49:11

It doesn't feel right.

0:49:130:49:15

I need to go home.

0:49:150:49:18

Tan, look at me, will you, babe?

0:49:180:49:21

When you think about it, this can't go anywhere. Can it?

0:49:240:49:27

It just can't.

0:49:270:49:29

You're not Stacey.

0:49:290:49:31

It's nothing like that, Tanya.

0:49:340:49:36

I want you.

0:49:400:49:42

-Maybe in another life.

-In this one.

0:49:470:49:50

Maybe we've run our course. Maybe that's it.

0:49:570:50:01

Jack coming here, it was a sign,

0:50:020:50:05

it was a wake up call.

0:50:050:50:07

I love you, Tanya.

0:50:130:50:15

Let me go.

0:50:260:50:29

Tan!

0:50:340:50:36

-I shouldn't even be here.

-You got free chips, didn't you?

0:50:380:50:41

So what's in the e-mail that's so important then, eh?

0:50:410:50:44

It's from the Olympics.

0:50:440:50:46

-Billy's competing?

-Yes, in the hundred metre moan. Course he's not!

0:50:460:50:50

So what's it about then?

0:50:500:50:52

Huh? Come on.

0:50:520:50:54

Tried to get rid of it but I couldn't.

0:50:570:50:59

-What?

-You're going to the Olympics.

0:51:010:51:04

MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

0:51:080:51:10

-Kat, it'll turn up.

-I hope not.

-You what?

-What's happened to you?

0:51:270:51:31

There's a grand here if he don't turn up.

0:51:310:51:33

I've a good mind to lock the doors so he can't get in.

0:51:330:51:36

Your turn, sweetheart.

0:51:400:51:42

What a gent.

0:51:450:51:47

Won't be long, mate.

0:51:470:51:49

GREG LAUGHING AND CHEERING

0:51:490:51:51

Where's Mum? I passed! Can you believe it?

0:51:510:51:55

Course I can. Chip off the old block.

0:51:550:51:57

-See, told you! You were brilliant.

-So brilliant you can have Oscar.

0:51:570:52:01

He's driving me round the bend.

0:52:010:52:03

-Is Tan not here? Bit weird, I'll give her call.

-No need, I'm here.

0:52:030:52:07

Oh, darling! Oh, well done!

0:52:070:52:10

-Well done, I'm so proud of you.

-OK, Mum, you're crushing me.

0:52:100:52:13

Good.

0:52:130:52:16

-What's that, a smile?

-It's a big one an' all.

0:52:240:52:27

I think I'll join you.

0:52:270:52:29

-Kat, upstairs. Now.

-Caveman!

-No, no. I mean, just come with me.

0:52:290:52:33

-I'm busy.

-Kat, please! Come on.

0:52:330:52:35

-A quick one, my treat.

-Make it a large one.

0:52:350:52:37

Yeah, me too.

0:52:370:52:39

-Abi should be here, shouldn't she?

-It's about time someone else looked after Oscar.

0:52:390:52:43

-ALFIE:

-Kat!

-All right, I'm coming.

0:52:430:52:46

-She passed.

-First time, mate. First time.

0:52:480:52:51

Well done, Lauren. That's brilliant.

0:52:530:52:56

Hey! Well done, Eddie!

0:53:000:53:02

-That's impossible, I was downstairs the whole time.

-Except when you changed the barrels.

0:53:020:53:07

-We're back in sofa heaven!

-I'd have preferred a grand.

-No pleasing 'em!

0:53:070:53:12

Ohhh!

0:53:120:53:14

Not a minute too soon.

0:53:160:53:19

Ow, ow, ow...

0:53:190:53:21

-Hi.

-All right?

-How'd it go?

-Yeah, all right.

0:53:240:53:27

Got a couple of bargains.

0:53:270:53:29

Your life's in there. Trust me.

0:53:340:53:37

I've been shortlisted to be an Olympic torchbearer.

0:53:460:53:50

-Me?

-Can I have your autograph?

0:53:500:53:52

Says I'll find out for sure in December.

0:53:520:53:55

See? And you thought it was going to be a rotten day, eh?

0:53:550:53:59

Julie put me up for this.

0:53:590:54:00

Then I guess she's still around then. You know, in a way.

0:54:000:54:04

I'll be with you in a minute.

0:54:090:54:11

I need you now.

0:54:140:54:16

All right, Tan.

0:54:180:54:19

Wait. Wait.

0:54:190:54:22

I've tried.

0:54:220:54:24

I tried to walk away,

0:54:250:54:28

and I just can't.

0:54:280:54:30

It don't feel right.

0:54:300:54:33

It just don't. Not without you.

0:54:330:54:36

I love you, Max.

0:54:390:54:41

With everything I've got, I love you.

0:54:410:54:43

So this is what we're going to do.

0:54:460:54:48

We're going to do it right.

0:54:490:54:53

Tomorrow...

0:54:530:54:54

Tomorrow, we tell everyone.

0:54:550:54:58

-I don't want you to feel...

-I'm not the other woman.

0:55:030:55:06

I'm the only woman.

0:55:080:55:09

MUSIC: Instrumental version of "Can't Smile Without You"

0:55:210:55:25

ALFIE HUMS CHEERILY

0:55:280:55:30

-Ssh!

-What's the matter?

0:55:300:55:31

-Look at her.

-What am I looking at?

0:55:330:55:36

-Well?

-Well, what?

0:55:370:55:39

-Don't you see?

-Don't know what you're talking about.

0:55:390:55:42

-She hasn't spoken a word for two days.

-Well, she wouldn't, though, would she?

-No?

0:55:460:55:50

No, she wouldn't.

0:55:500:55:52

-She is taking her medication, isn't she?

-It ain't that.

-No?

-No.

0:55:520:55:56

It's a bloke.

0:55:560:55:57

-Jean's got a bloke?

-No, she ain't got one - which is why she's gone mute.

0:55:570:56:01

-She THOUGHT she had one.

-Yeah, she don't now.

0:56:010:56:03

Right, so who's the bloke?

0:56:030:56:05

No. You mean, "Who WAS the bloke?"

0:56:050:56:07

It's Norman. He's the bloke.

0:56:070:56:09

-He ain't NOW.

-No.

0:56:090:56:11

Right, so who is?

0:56:110:56:13

-It doesn't matter, cos Pat stepped in.

-Pat?

-Yeah, she's got the bloke now.

0:56:130:56:17

-Yeah, she's got the bloke.

-That old trout?

0:56:170:56:19

-Well, we're not having that.

-Ain't we?

-No, we're not.

0:56:190:56:22

And I can't believe you two kept it to yourselves. HE SIGHS

0:56:220:56:26

GREG: There we go.

0:56:370:56:39

-Morning.

-Hello.

0:56:390:56:41

Where were you last night?

0:56:410:56:44

I was just... Just here.

0:56:440:56:46

Thought you'd be packing - we're off later on, aren't we?

0:56:460:56:50

Cup of tea'd be nice first.

0:56:500:56:52

Cup of tea. Right you are.

0:56:520:56:55

There's a tractor.

0:57:000:57:02

It's a big day today, baby.

0:57:030:57:05

Guess what I did last night.

0:57:250:57:27

Go on - have a guess.

0:57:270:57:28

I don't think that's the sort of talk we need at the breakfast table.

0:57:280:57:32

I bought a car for Lauren. What d'you reckon?

0:57:320:57:35

You can buy one for me an' all if you like.

0:57:350:57:38

Went down the Vic, saw Darren, did the deal there and then on the spot.

0:57:380:57:41

We can put a big ribbon round it, give it to her. She'll get the surprise of her life.

0:57:410:57:45

-You didn't have to do that, Greg.

-Well, I wanted to.

0:57:450:57:48

-Excuse me, everyone...

-You can't just chuck cars at people.

0:57:480:57:51

-Not unless you're really strong.

-Mum!

0:57:510:57:54

-Excuse me...

-Hang on. This conversation doesn't actually involve you.

0:57:540:57:58

Thanks, Greg, but she's my daughter. If anyone buys her a car, it'll be me.

0:57:580:58:02

-She's sort of my daughter.

-And he's a better dad than her own dad.

-Mum, that's enough!

0:58:020:58:07

Sorry. Sorry, I'm just tired.

0:58:090:58:12

-Shouldn't we say grace?

-Good Lord.

0:58:120:58:15

-Shouldn't we?

-Get a grip, girl.

0:58:150:58:17

Yeah, we should.

0:58:170:58:20

Yeah, that'd be nice, Rai.

0:58:200:58:22

Are you serious?

0:58:220:58:24

Yeah, I'd like to, actually.

0:58:270:58:30

And you would.

0:58:300:58:31

Spit it out - my toast's getting cold.

0:58:380:58:40

I thank God for this meal...

0:58:410:58:43

and for this family...

0:58:430:58:45

Us all being here isn't something I've always had...

0:58:450:58:50

so I thank you and, er...

0:58:500:58:53

I think the word you're looking for is "amen".

0:58:550:59:00

Amen.

0:59:010:59:02

Amen.

0:59:020:59:04

ANSWERPHONE: 'You have six new messages.

0:59:160:59:19

'Message one...' RECORDING STOPS

0:59:190:59:22

What have I done with it? What have I done with it?

0:59:270:59:29

It was there. I know it was there. I know it was there.

0:59:290:59:32

It was there. I put it there yesterday.

0:59:320:59:35

I'll phone Max. Max might have seen it.

0:59:350:59:38

I put it there, while I put my gloves on, then I went back here...

0:59:400:59:44

SHE MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY

0:59:440:59:47

Max? Max, it's me.

0:59:490:59:51

Look, I've lost my engagement ring. I took it off yesterday and now it's gone and I can't find it anywhere.

0:59:510:59:57

Look, can you give me a call if you've seen it? Please?

0:59:571:00:00

OK, bye. Bye.

1:00:001:00:02

Bet you're wondering why I'm in here.

1:00:051:00:07

Meeting Greg. Made a sale last night. He's buying a motor for Lauren.

1:00:071:00:11

-No, he ain't. That's my job.

-It's a bit late for that.

1:00:111:00:13

-I've done the paperwork, deposit... I thought you'd be happy.

-Why would I? It's my kid, not his.

1:00:131:00:19

-Jack.

-Max.

1:00:191:00:21

-How's things?

-Yeah, good.

1:00:211:00:24

-Did you think about what I said?

-Yeah, I did, yeah.

-And?

1:00:241:00:27

-Yeah, I took your advice.

-Really?

1:00:271:00:30

-Get us another coffee, Darren, please.

-You've still got one.

-I want another one.

1:00:301:00:34

It's like you said. Tanya, she don't want to be the other woman.

1:00:381:00:41

She tried that before, as you so kindly pointed out.

1:00:411:00:44

I'm almost believing you.

1:00:441:00:46

Well, believe.

1:00:461:00:48

Cos you helped us see the light.

1:00:481:00:51

There you go.

1:00:511:00:52

-Where's mine?

-Well, you could've said.

1:00:551:00:58

-I'm saying now, ain't I?

-Yeah, I know, but you ain't my boss.

1:00:581:01:01

Oi! I've got money wrapped up in the car lot, which means you, doughnut, collect the coffees.

1:01:011:01:06

Go on.

1:01:061:01:07

This better be straight up, Max. Only I'm watching you.

1:01:121:01:16

Well, you watch all you like.

1:01:161:01:18

You've seen the light - amazing.

1:01:181:01:22

Yeah, I saw it all right.

1:01:221:01:25

-One coffee.

-Right, I've got to get off.

1:01:261:01:30

You're doing the right thing.

1:01:311:01:33

Yeah. Don't I know it.

1:01:331:01:35

Max, if that was about business I really feel like I should be involved.

1:01:361:01:40

Calm down. I'm still getting over you selling a motor to Greg. DARREN SIGHS

1:01:401:01:45

Here, couldn't put those in the salon?

1:01:471:01:50

-Yeah, yeah, I could maybe put a few round.

-Life-saver.

1:01:501:01:53

I've got loads to distribute.

1:01:531:01:54

-This what you're doing now? Spreading the word.

-It's helping me so I can help others, right?

1:01:541:01:59

You look good on it.

1:01:591:02:01

-Do I?

-Yeah. Happier. Much.

1:02:011:02:05

I feel it. I do.

1:02:051:02:06

Thing is, you never really know where it's going to come from. Happiness.

1:02:061:02:10

You just have to keep looking forward till you stumble across it.

1:02:101:02:14

Or sometimes it was there already.

1:02:141:02:16

Yeah. Thanks.

1:02:161:02:18

-See you later, Rai.

-See you later.

1:02:191:02:22

-MO:

-It's a diabolical liberty, it is.

1:02:271:02:30

Yeah.

1:02:301:02:32

Yeah. I understand.

1:02:321:02:34

Jean?

1:02:341:02:36

So...Norman.

1:02:361:02:39

-Who?

-We all know.

1:02:391:02:41

Oh, well, it's not worth mentioning. Not really.

1:02:411:02:45

Are you going to let that slapper walk all over you?

1:02:451:02:49

-Pat ain't a patch on you.

-That's not the way Norman sees it.

1:02:491:02:52

Where's your fight, woman? If I'd given up on the first hurdle, I'd be a nun by now.

1:02:521:02:57

What you need is to catch his eye, take his breath away.

1:02:571:03:01

I'm not really the showy type.

1:03:011:03:04

Flaming liberty.

1:03:041:03:06

Have you seen this?

1:03:061:03:08

They're closing the community centre, just because of a dodgy roof.

1:03:081:03:12

The council won't pay out cos of cuts.

1:03:121:03:14

What a shame. No more wrestling for the over-90s.

1:03:141:03:18

There goes my webcam dream.

1:03:181:03:20

Let's have a look at that.

1:03:201:03:21

Hey, Nan, you're a beaut. This is it, Jean.

1:03:241:03:26

You start a "save our community centre" campaign.

1:03:261:03:29

You can spearhead it, get in the papers..

1:03:291:03:32

-Not me. Surely...

-Who reads the papers? I bet Norman does.

-I'm not a rebel.

-Well,

-I

-am.

1:03:321:03:37

-And all you got to do is follow my lead.

-Iron your leotard, Mo. Wrestling's back on.

1:03:371:03:42

SHE BREATHES RAPIDLY

1:03:441:03:47

PHONE RINGS

1:03:471:03:49

-Hello?!

-'Mum...'

1:03:511:03:53

-Oh, Jodie.

-I've been having thoughts right? And there is no way

1:03:531:03:56

that me and you aren't getting married on the same day.

1:03:561:03:59

I'm a bit busy right now, darling. We'll talk later, yeah?

1:03:591:04:03

It wouldn't be right without you by my side. Tell her, Poppy.

1:04:031:04:06

No. No, look it wouldn't be right without you.

1:04:061:04:09

Mum?

1:04:121:04:13

What's happened?

1:04:131:04:15

-Hello. Gaynor, would you like to take Ms Cooper upstairs?

-Sure. Follow me.

1:04:181:04:23

-All right?

-Hello.

1:04:301:04:31

I've just texted the girls - told them to come round later.

1:04:351:04:38

-SHE EXHALES DEEPLY

-This is it, then?

-This is it.

1:04:381:04:42

I couldn't sleep last night. Everyone's faces kept popping into my head.

1:04:421:04:46

Greg, you mean?

1:04:461:04:48

-Abs, Rainie. Even my mum.

-Your mum? It's no wonder you couldn't sleep.

1:04:481:04:53

-She's going to be your mum again soon. You ready for that?

-Yeah, I don't care. As long as I'm with you.

1:04:531:04:58

Did you know Greg's bought Lauren a motor?

1:05:001:05:02

You'll just have to let it go, babe. It's probably the last thing he'll ever do for her.

1:05:021:05:07

What if she sticks to her word - jumps in it and runs me over?

1:05:071:05:10

She's not going to.

1:05:101:05:12

Not when she realises it's us.

1:05:121:05:14

We're all going to be together again. All of us.

1:05:141:05:18

I'm shaking. Look at me.

1:05:181:05:20

I'm going to need a drink before we do this.

1:05:201:05:22

I tell you what - why don't we meet at the flat? We'll have a couple of drinks, then...

1:05:221:05:27

take a deep breath and go and tell everyone. SHE SIGHS

1:05:271:05:30

-Max...

-I know.

1:05:301:05:33

But we walk in...

1:05:331:05:35

hand in hand...

1:05:351:05:36

and we'll do what we got to do.

1:05:361:05:39

-It's a sign.

-It's a lost ring.

-It's almost like the ring knows something's not right.

1:05:411:05:45

Mum, you're getting married.

1:05:451:05:47

Max has proposed, you've accepted.

1:05:471:05:49

-Yeah. Same day as Jode.

-Yeah, same day as me.

1:05:491:05:51

Not so sure about that. Max wasn't exactly happy at the prospect.

1:05:511:05:55

-Mum, I'm not doing this without you. Poppy'll drag Max there if she has to.

-Yeah, I'll drag him.

1:05:551:06:00

All this panic is just nerves.

1:06:011:06:04

-What you really need is to get thinking about your big day.

-BOTH big days.

1:06:041:06:08

-Which is the same day.

-I dunno, love.

1:06:081:06:11

-I

-do. Now come on,

1:06:131:06:15

Jodie's taking charge.

1:06:151:06:17

What you need is plans.

1:06:181:06:20

Big, amazing plans.

1:06:201:06:22

Beep, beep, beep.

1:06:231:06:25

That got a chapter about being dumped with grandchildren morning, noon and night?

1:06:271:06:31

Thought you was going to be out spreading the gospel.

1:06:331:06:36

I'm building up to it.

1:06:361:06:37

Not a lot to shoving a leaflet in someone's face.

1:06:371:06:41

Bit more than that, Mum.

1:06:411:06:43

Really?

1:06:431:06:45

OSCAR CHATTERS

1:06:451:06:47

-TV, VOLUME INCREASING: 'That's the cartoon done by Topol...'

-Mum!

1:06:481:06:52

'..who played the part of Tevye in Fiddler, and he did that and one other one of me,

1:06:521:06:58

-'and gave them to me and signed them. There you go.

-Wow! He was a great artist, as well.

1:06:581:07:03

'Yeah, it's a good cartoon...'

1:07:031:07:05

Patrick?

1:07:051:07:07

Do you fancy a drink or three?

1:07:071:07:10

What do you mean, you're busy?

1:07:101:07:13

Doing what?

1:07:131:07:15

What?!

1:07:151:07:16

So what made Jean so popular, then?

1:07:191:07:21

-Shut up.

-What you doing?

1:07:211:07:22

Don't keep hitting me like that, that's abuse that is, darling.

1:07:221:07:26

-You're going to have to kiss it better later now, ain't you?

-I would, but...

1:07:261:07:29

I got chapped lips.

1:07:291:07:31

-This...is a desecration.

-What?

1:07:311:07:35

-A desecration.

-You doing that in French?

1:07:351:07:38

Zip it, Nan.

1:07:381:07:39

Go on, Jean.

1:07:401:07:41

Well, er, whatever it is, it's wrong. Because we need the centre

1:07:411:07:47

and, um... Well, if we want it, we're going to have to fight for it.

1:07:471:07:51

Oh, yes, it's like everything in life, you know.

1:07:511:07:53

Exactly, Patrick. Exactly.

1:07:531:07:56

So, um, I'm proposing...

1:07:561:07:58

Oh, Jean. Oh, yes, I'll marry you.

1:07:581:08:01

For me? You shouldn't have.

1:08:051:08:06

-Just what every teen needs.

-Shame I haven't got a car to put them in, though.

1:08:061:08:11

Well, that's the thing. See, we've got to think about getting you a motor.

1:08:111:08:15

Sure your dad can sort you out a deal.

1:08:151:08:17

-You think he would?

-Well, there's no point passing your test if you're going to get on a bus!

1:08:171:08:22

I'm proposing that we all take up arms together.

1:08:221:08:25

Oh, yes, and take up your legs too.

1:08:251:08:29

PATRICK CHUCKLES

1:08:291:08:31

Patrick, we're supposed to be taking this seriously. Er...

1:08:311:08:35

I'm proposing a roof fund.

1:08:351:08:38

Ways of raising money to get the roof fixed.

1:08:381:08:41

Here, Norm. Over here, mate. (Build it and he will come.)

1:08:411:08:44

Heard there was an uprising.

1:08:441:08:46

Yes, this is us.

1:08:461:08:47

Up rising together.

1:08:471:08:49

Ooh, sorry. I got held up.

1:08:491:08:52

Budge up, Patrick.

1:08:521:08:53

All right, all right, all right.

1:08:531:08:55

Ooh, I love a revolution.

1:08:551:08:58

We've got enough actually, Pat. Sorry.

1:08:581:09:02

Kat, love, you can never have enough. You should know that.

1:09:021:09:04

I agree.

1:09:041:09:06

Aww!

1:09:121:09:14

This bit still makes me cry.

1:09:151:09:17

You're supposed to be cheering me up.

1:09:171:09:20

This is cheery.

1:09:201:09:21

Dead cheery.

1:09:211:09:23

-You two!

-So, have you got any ideas yet? Things you might need.

1:09:231:09:28

You know, stuff like they had.

1:09:281:09:30

-What, like the Royals?

-We've got to splash out, make it spesh.

1:09:301:09:35

It'll turn up. It will.

1:09:351:09:37

So, how's Darren about all this, eh?

1:09:401:09:42

-It is his big day as well.

-Well, me and Pops've got a plan for him.

1:09:421:09:46

-We're going to do a pincher movement.

-Pincher.

-Pincher?

1:09:461:09:49

Like a crab with his pinchers - come at him from either side.

1:09:491:09:52

He tries to go one way, I'll be there. Tries to go the other way, Poppy'll be there.

1:09:521:09:56

-Genius, innit?

-Genius.

1:09:561:09:58

Gaynor'll be with you in a minute, all right?

1:10:211:10:24

I'm sorry if I got a bit ahead of myself earlier on.

1:10:301:10:35

You know, with the car and all that.

1:10:351:10:37

You didn't need to do that, darling.

1:10:371:10:40

Course I did. Don't want you unhappy, do I?

1:10:401:10:43

-Not when we're about to fly off.

-I haven't packed yet.

1:10:431:10:47

I just got the cases down. I thought we could pack a bit extra - you know, bit of silk, bit of lace...

1:10:471:10:52

-Great.

-You do what you've got to do here, hand over the keys and I'll sort the rest out, all right?

1:10:521:10:56

TOY BANGS

1:11:131:11:14

Stop that racket. D'you hear me?

1:11:141:11:18

Stop your noise.

1:11:201:11:24

How class is that?

1:11:341:11:35

Max and Jack will see that I'm not just the coffee boy.

1:11:351:11:39

How many of these have you got?

1:11:391:11:40

-A thousand.

-One thousand?

1:11:401:11:42

Yep. Mickey did me a good deal. He said you can't call yourself a businessman

1:11:421:11:46

unless you've got business cards.

1:11:461:11:48

Yeah. It's going to take centuries to hand them all out. Sorry.

1:11:481:11:51

Right. Pretend you don't know me.

1:11:511:11:55

-But I do.

-Yeah, I know. But you're just pretending, right, Tam? Go with it, all right?

1:11:551:11:59

-Pretend we're at a function.

-What function?

1:11:591:12:01

Um, golf. A golf day.

1:12:011:12:03

I wouldn't be there, cos I don't like golf.

1:12:031:12:06

Yeah I know, but this is the bloke you're pretending to be.

1:12:061:12:09

-He likes golf?

-He loves it.

1:12:091:12:12

Oh, OK. What trousers am I wearing?

1:12:121:12:15

-Sorry?

-Cos they wear really weird trousers.

1:12:151:12:18

Yeah, anyway, I come over, and we get chatting, and you say...

1:12:181:12:21

-"D'you like my trousers?"

-No. You say, what do I do for a living?

1:12:211:12:26

And I say, "Darren Miller, sales exec, work in the automobile industry."

1:12:261:12:30

-And you say...

-"I've got other pairs."

1:12:301:12:32

"How interesting. Really good to talk to you.

1:12:321:12:35

"Why don't you take one of my cards and...call me?"

1:12:351:12:39

-I've already got one, though, so...

-Well, now you've got two.

1:12:391:12:42

OK. I'll call you twice, then.

1:12:421:12:44

Yeah. Call me twice.

1:12:441:12:46

-Here he is.

-Here he is.

-Oh, look what I've got!

1:12:461:12:50

Pincher One to Pincher Two. Are you reading me? Over.

1:12:501:12:53

Pincher Two to Pincher One, I am reading you. Over.

1:12:531:12:56

-Darren Miller, I am sick of being engaged to you.

-Sick to death.

1:12:561:13:00

-So I've decided that we're going to set a date.

-A date to get married.

1:13:001:13:03

Cool.

1:13:031:13:05

I will see you on the golf course, Darren. OK?

1:13:051:13:08

Oh, you should've told me you were having a meeting.

1:13:151:13:18

Tell you what, that centre has been a godsend to me. Talking of which...

1:13:181:13:22

This is too late for me, my dear. Not enough time left to repent for all the things that I have done.

1:13:221:13:29

-That's just it - it's never too late.

-We're talking roof here.

1:13:291:13:32

Oh...sorry.

1:13:321:13:34

-There's some wise words in here.

-Yeah, I think so.

1:13:341:13:38

Yeah, but none of 'em mention a tiler. So come on, Jean, focus.

1:13:381:13:41

Right.

1:13:411:13:42

I've put together a fund-raising team list.

1:13:421:13:48

So Patrick, because you're such a charmer,

1:13:481:13:51

I thought you could contact local companies and see if they'd like to contribute to the cause.

1:13:511:13:55

Well, then, I'll give it my charming best, my dear.

1:13:551:14:00

-Norman and I...

-Yeah?

1:14:001:14:03

I thought we could do event management.

1:14:031:14:05

Organise some sort of function where we get people to...

1:14:051:14:10

open their eyes to what is going on.

1:14:101:14:13

I'm all for that, Jean.

1:14:131:14:15

-You are?

-Oh, yeah.

-So who's going to do the catering?

1:14:151:14:19

W-W-Why do we need catering?

1:14:191:14:21

-You always need catering.

-Yeah, I could help you with that Jean. Yeah, you cook, I'll dish out.

1:14:211:14:26

-OK, that sounds settled, then.

-It does?

-Yeah.

1:14:261:14:29

Hold on. This is JEAN'S scheme.

1:14:291:14:31

Yeah, and it's working beautifully. I'll help you manage events. And I hope you've got some good ideas.

1:14:311:14:36

-Well, let's discuss it all over a bottle of wine, eh?

-Oh, lovely.

1:14:361:14:41

-SHE SHOUTS:

-Brainwave! Brainwave!

1:14:451:14:47

I know what will get us some money.

1:14:471:14:50

We could have a fete. Yeah. We could hold a fete.

1:14:541:14:58

And it could be called the, um...

1:14:581:15:01

Fete and Fortune Day.

1:15:011:15:03

-I can do me tarot cards.

-You know, we could get Ian to sponsor that.

1:15:031:15:08

And we'll need a main attraction, so maybe, Norman, you could do your Pearly King thing.

1:15:081:15:13

-You'll need a Pearly Queen.

-I could do that. We could be a right pearly royal couple, Norman.

1:15:131:15:17

-Everyone will flock to see us.

-That's a great idea!

1:15:171:15:20

-But I've got my own Queen.

-You have?

1:15:211:15:24

You'll do it, won't you, Pat?

1:15:241:15:26

CRASHING

1:15:321:15:34

OSCAR SCREAMS

1:15:341:15:36

Oscar?

1:15:381:15:39

I'm on my way there now.

1:15:401:15:43

Yeah, I'm going to tidy up, yeah. Put everything in boxes.

1:15:431:15:47

Yeah all right, I'll see you there.

1:15:471:15:49

What you doing there?

1:15:541:15:56

-What are we going to do, Max?

-What do you mean, do?

1:15:561:15:59

-About the wedding. The double wedding. You know - me, you, Jodie, Vanessa.

-Why? What?

1:15:591:16:03

It's still happening. They're in the kitchen, planning it.

1:16:031:16:06

They dragged me here and started talking about flamingos.

1:16:061:16:09

I had to escape. You've got to calm them down, have a word.

1:16:091:16:12

-I can't - I got to be somewhere.

-What am I going to do?

1:16:121:16:15

-Darren, just calm down.

-Calm down? I need to find about 20 grand.

1:16:151:16:20

-Maybe you don't need to.

-It's not like I can turn to my parents - they ain't got it.

-I didn't mean that.

1:16:201:16:25

-Just slow down, don't panic and things'll take care of themselves, all right?

-Well, how exactly?

1:16:251:16:30

Darren, just keep your money in your pocket, all right?

1:16:301:16:33

Just keep it there and what will be will be.

1:16:331:16:37

Max...

1:16:381:16:40

You do realise you're my hero, don't you?

1:16:421:16:44

Yeah, I managed to get rid of most of them.

1:16:491:16:52

Oh, great. Me too.

1:16:521:16:53

Rai, have you read anything yet about forgiveness?

1:16:561:17:00

-Loads.

-Yeah?

-Yeah. Why?

1:17:001:17:04

Just wondering.

1:17:041:17:05

PHONE RINGS

1:17:051:17:07

Hello.

1:17:161:17:17

What?

1:17:181:17:20

Right, yeah, I'll be straight there.

1:17:221:17:25

Tan?

1:17:251:17:26

MUSIC: "La Bamba" by Los Lobos

1:17:261:17:29

HE SINGS ALONG: # La, la, la, la La Bamba

1:17:291:17:32

# Ba-da-ba-da-da, da-da. #

1:17:321:17:35

Oh, yeah!

1:17:351:17:37

Thank you. How is he?

1:17:421:17:45

He's fine, Mrs Jessop. Just a cut and a small bruise.

1:17:451:17:48

I'm going for a drink. He's worn me out.

1:17:481:17:51

Oh, I'm so sorry, darling. Mummy should've been here, shouldn't she?

1:17:511:17:55

-He'll definitely be OK?

-Right as rain.

-OK, well, thank you.

1:17:551:17:58

-To be honest, I was hoping to see you.

-You were?

1:17:581:18:01

While Oscar's in the play area, can I have a quick word?

1:18:011:18:04

My receptionist will look after him.

1:18:041:18:06

Yeah, OK.

1:18:061:18:08

You all right?

1:18:121:18:14

Jodie...I've thought long and hard about this,

1:18:161:18:20

and I've decided that I'm not going to marry you.

1:18:201:18:24

-Oh, no.

-What?

-Without making it the social event of the year!

1:18:241:18:27

-TAMWAR LAUGHS

-I almost ruined my golf trousers.

1:18:271:18:31

-I'm going to go now - I got a restaurant to run.

-Well, not yet,

1:18:311:18:34

cos I ain't asked you to be my best man yet, have I?

1:18:341:18:37

-Are you going to get down on one knee?

-No but come on - you going to do me the honour? Yes or no?

-Yes.

1:18:371:18:42

-I can have what I want?

-And more.

-Have you actually got the money, though?

1:18:421:18:46

-Yeah, I've got the money.

-Good.

-THEY SCREAM

1:18:461:18:49

It's on - the double wedding! Darren said that Max said it's on!

1:18:521:18:57

-Forgive me for asking, but did you get a letter recently?

-From?

1:19:001:19:03

-The health service.

-I don't know. It's been so manic lately, I...

1:19:031:19:08

I did stuff some post in my bag, actually, yeah.

1:19:081:19:11

What they writing to me for? It's not one of them surveys, is it?

1:19:111:19:14

I don't think it's a survey.

1:19:141:19:16

-How did you know I was getting a letter?

-You should maybe open it.

1:19:361:19:40

-What is this?

-The results of your smear test.

1:19:471:19:51

Your smear's reported as having severe dyskaryosis.

1:19:511:19:54

-What's that in English?

-Don't be alarmed, but they're pre-cancerous abnormal cells

1:19:561:20:01

that may need treatment.

1:20:011:20:03

I heard the C word then. That was the C word.

1:20:041:20:07

-The results don't necessarily mean that.

-So, what do they mean?

1:20:071:20:11

There's a concern about some of the cells. For the majority of women, however, they won't be cancerous.

1:20:111:20:16

-But they might be for me?

-You'll need to call the gynaecology unit to make an appointment.

1:20:161:20:21

The leaflets they enclosed tell you more.

1:20:211:20:23

I, um...

1:20:251:20:26

D'you know, I did have some...

1:20:281:20:30

Some bleeding...

1:20:301:20:32

you know - after sex. Does that mean something?

1:20:321:20:35

It's bad, isn't it? I knew it was. I meant to come in about that...

1:20:381:20:41

Well, you'll need to get it checked out.

1:20:411:20:44

-It's bad, isn't it?

-We need to get you looked at as soon as we can.

1:20:441:20:47

Right, but you're... I mean, you've seen all this before, so you'd know.

1:20:471:20:50

We can't make assumptions - not at this stage.

1:20:501:20:52

Is this... Is this what I think...

1:20:561:20:59

Is this what I think it could be?

1:20:591:21:01

Is it? I mean, you can tell me. I'd like to hear.

1:21:011:21:04

Obviously... Obviously, I wouldn't but I've got to. So tell me...

1:21:041:21:08

-Tell me. Is it?

-Tanya...

1:21:081:21:10

It's cancer, innit? Tanya, please...

1:21:101:21:12

Hm!

1:21:151:21:17

Like father, like daughter.

1:21:171:21:20

Let's make this appointment, hey?

1:21:201:21:22

He was dead before he was 40.

1:21:221:21:24

-Flamingos, Poppy.

-Flamingos, yeah.

-Ice sculptures.

-Ice sculptures!

-THEY SQUEAL

1:21:451:21:50

SHE SINGS ALONG TO RADIO: # Ever since we met you've had a hold on me

1:21:581:22:02

# It happens to be true

1:22:021:22:05

# I only wanna be with you. #

1:22:051:22:09

Babe, what happened to you? I was getting worried about you.

1:22:311:22:34

Sorry, I got held up. Oscar had an accident.

1:22:371:22:41

What sort of accident? Is he all right?

1:22:411:22:43

Yeah, sorry, he's fine, he's fine. He just fell over. Mum was with him.

1:22:431:22:47

-I just had to go to the doctor's, pick him up, that's all.

-Oh, right.

1:22:471:22:51

Right, well, I've boxed everything up.

1:22:511:22:54

-Do you want that drink?

-Mmm.

1:22:571:22:58

Thanks.

1:23:021:23:03

You sure you're all right?

1:23:081:23:09

Yes, I'm fine. It's just doctors, innit? You know what I'm like.

1:23:091:23:14

You're not still upset because of the other day, are you?

1:23:171:23:20

You know, going back to your mum's?

1:23:201:23:22

Yeah, maybe.

1:23:221:23:24

-You're just stressed, aren't you? You're bound to be.

-Yeah.

1:23:281:23:33

Finish your drink. Let's get it over with.

1:23:331:23:35

Like having your tooth pulled?

1:23:371:23:39

Babe, I'm as scared as you are, I am.

1:23:401:23:43

I feel sick.

1:23:441:23:46

But we don't have a choice, do we?

1:23:461:23:48

We're doing the right thing.

1:23:481:23:50

After tonight, we're all going to be together.

1:23:511:23:54

What if it's not that simple?

1:23:591:24:01

-What do you mean?

-What if things happen?

1:24:011:24:04

What do you mean? What things?

1:24:041:24:05

Things. Just things.

1:24:081:24:10

You know, things happen in life, don't they? People get sick.

1:24:101:24:12

They die. They get hit by a car.

1:24:121:24:14

Babe, I know this is difficult, but nothing's going to happen.

1:24:141:24:17

This is what we want, innit? You and me together again.

1:24:171:24:19

You're never going to look at me the way my mum used to look at my dad?

1:24:221:24:27

Not a shred of love in her eyes?

1:24:271:24:29

Course I ain't.

1:24:291:24:31

Babe, it's going to be fine.

1:24:311:24:33

It's not going to be fine. It's never going to be fine. I think maybe,

1:24:341:24:40

I think maybe this whole thing's a mistake.

1:24:401:24:43

What do you mean a mistake? What are you talking about?

1:24:431:24:46

-Tan, listen to me...

-No.

-Listen, we'll go over there,

1:24:481:24:52

we'll do the right thing in the right way, all right? We'll sit everyone down,

1:24:521:24:56

and explain how sorry we are. We never meant for it to happen, but we couldn't help it.

1:24:561:25:00

We love each other.

1:25:001:25:01

-And then, babe, we'll just deal with what happens. Together.

-No.

1:25:011:25:08

Babe, what do you mean no?

1:25:081:25:10

I don't want this any more. I don't want this.

1:25:101:25:12

I've changed my mind.

1:25:121:25:14

ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS

1:25:181:25:20

PHONE RINGS

1:25:241:25:26

Hello? Er, no, she's not.

1:25:291:25:35

-Girls, have you seen your mum?

-No, sorry.

1:25:351:25:37

No, no, no. No they haven't.

1:25:371:25:39

Yeah, I'll pass it on. OK, bye. Bye.

1:25:391:25:41

-Who was that?

-Greg. Now go on, scoot, scoot!

1:25:411:25:44

Your dad will be back in a minute and I don't want anything to distract from the romance.

1:25:441:25:49

Go on, get out.

1:25:491:25:50

If you walk out that door, I'll go back now and I'll tell Vanessa everything.

1:25:591:26:04

I'll tell her it's over. I'll tell her I've been with you all this time.

1:26:041:26:08

You do what you want, Max.

1:26:091:26:10

What, and you think Greg's going to like that?

1:26:101:26:13

You think he's going to want you after that?

1:26:131:26:16

I'm not going to be with Greg.

1:26:171:26:18

-Babe, what are you talking about?

-I'm going to, um...

1:26:211:26:24

I'm going to go back and I'm going to tell Greg that I made a mistake.

1:26:241:26:28

We should never have got married. That we should be apart.

1:26:281:26:32

Yeah, then why can't we be together?

1:26:321:26:35

Listen... Listen, if I were you, I would just go back to Vanessa and forget about all of this.

1:26:351:26:41

I don't want Vanessa, babe. I want you.

1:26:411:26:44

Tan, please don't walk out that door.

1:26:461:26:48

PHONE RINGS

1:26:521:26:55

I'm sorry.

1:26:581:27:01

PHONE RINGS

1:27:031:27:05

Where have you been?

1:27:271:27:29

-I've been worried sick about you.

-Sorry, I got held up.

1:27:291:27:31

Come on. Look, I've packed for the pair of us.

1:27:311:27:34

I'm not sure which one of these are wrong.

1:27:341:27:37

Sure you're going to fit into them, darling?

1:27:371:27:39

Mum, could you just give me and Greg a minute, please? Alone. We need to talk.

1:27:391:27:43

Come on, Oscar.

1:27:431:27:46

FRONT DOOR OPENS

1:27:511:27:52

There you are.

1:28:001:28:02

-I was getting this close to getting really hacked off with you.

-Sorry.

1:28:021:28:06

-It looks lovely.

-I try my best.

1:28:081:28:12

Right, come on let's take your jacket off.

1:28:121:28:14

Let's pretend you weren't late, like everything's perfect.

1:28:141:28:18

Hiya, Daddo. Did you want to speak to us?

1:28:201:28:24

Uh, yeah, I did, yeah. Can we do it in a minute?

1:28:241:28:27

I won't be long, all right? I promise.

1:28:271:28:30

All right, well, sit down. I'll serve.

1:28:351:28:37

Tada! Here we are.

1:28:431:28:47

Oh, ignore that lot. Me and Jodie got a bit carried away.

1:28:491:28:52

Just a bit of fun really. OK. Max?

1:28:521:28:57

-Listen, V...

-Bit of wine?

1:29:031:29:06

Yeah, that'd be great, but listen to me...

1:29:061:29:08

No buts, Max. I don't want any worries or negative thoughts.

1:29:081:29:13

I just want us to spend one hour together.

1:29:131:29:15

You know, really together. Bit of romance.

1:29:151:29:18

Cheers.

1:29:201:29:22

Yeah, cheers.

1:29:241:29:26

Right, well, tuck in.

1:29:311:29:33

Tell you the truth, babe, I'm not really hungry.

1:29:361:29:39

Very funny(!)

1:29:391:29:41

HE SOBS

1:29:451:29:48

What you doing? Max?

1:29:511:29:53

What is it? What's wrong?

1:29:531:29:56

I'm sorry.

1:29:561:29:58

Max?

1:29:581:29:59

You're starting to really worry me now.

1:29:591:30:02

-What's happened? Tell me.

-I just...

1:30:021:30:05

Please, I just...I don't think I can do this any more.

1:30:051:30:09

-Do what?

-This, all right.

1:30:091:30:11

Just this...carry on, you know. Just you and me. Just...

1:30:111:30:15

..just everything, you know, the whole...

1:30:171:30:20

the whole marriage thing.

1:30:201:30:22

What are you saying? Max?

1:30:241:30:26

Babe, I'm sorry.

1:30:261:30:29

I am. I'm really, really sorry, V.

1:30:301:30:35

I just don't love you.

1:30:361:30:38

It's us. You and me.

1:30:461:30:50

I've been having a really good think and I just...

1:30:501:30:53

wonder if we need a little time.

1:30:531:30:55

-For what?

-A little time apart.

1:30:551:30:58

-Apart?

-Yeah, time alone. You and me.

1:31:001:31:02

-Just to think things through.

-I'm sorry.

1:31:021:31:05

You've completely lost me.

1:31:051:31:06

We need to spend...

1:31:061:31:08

time apart to think about you and me?

1:31:081:31:12

Yeah.

1:31:121:31:15

Why?

1:31:151:31:16

You're lovely, you're a lovely woman, but you're just not for me.

1:31:181:31:21

I thought you wanted us to be together.

1:31:231:31:25

Married. I don't understand.

1:31:251:31:28

There is nothing to understand, V.

1:31:281:31:30

So, what you just... fell out of love with me?

1:31:311:31:35

Yeah.

1:31:371:31:39

I know it sounds horrible, but that's, you know, that's what's happened.

1:31:401:31:44

What and there's no-one else involved?

1:31:441:31:47

No. Like who?

1:31:481:31:50

-I don't know, you tell me.

-V, don't do this, please.

1:31:531:31:56

-There's no-one else involved.

-You're lying.

1:31:561:31:58

I swear on Oscar's life, all right? I ain't been near anyone.

1:31:581:32:01

This does not make sense.

1:32:011:32:03

So you're just chucking me out for nothing, eh? Things aren't that bad.

1:32:031:32:07

I've just had enough, all right?

1:32:071:32:09

I should have said something before, but I didn't.

1:32:091:32:11

-You've had enough of what?

-What do you want me to say, V?

1:32:111:32:14

All of it!

1:32:141:32:16

Your mad cleaning! Your stupid wedding plans!

1:32:161:32:18

Your perfume! I just don't want any of it any more! Do you understand?!

1:32:181:32:22

It's over, V, all right? Accept it.

1:32:221:32:25

Right, so what am I supposed to do, eh?

1:32:271:32:29

-Just grab my daughter and slink off into the night?

-No, course you ain't.

1:32:291:32:33

Oh, right. You're going then, are you? Huh? I didn't think so.

1:32:331:32:37

-Can you just listen to me...

-No, you listen to me! I'm not going to take this!

1:32:371:32:41

-You cannot do this! NO! NO!

-Can you just calm down?!

1:32:411:32:44

-I know there's someone else involved! Who is it?! You tell me!

-There ain't!

1:32:441:32:48

-Tell me her name!

-Dad, what's going on?

1:32:481:32:50

Babe, it's nothing for you to worry about. Can you just go back in the kitchen?

1:32:501:32:53

-He's breaking up with me! Your wonderful father is breaking up with me!

-V, don't do this, all right?!

1:32:531:32:58

Tell us her name. Go on. You want to be the big man, huh?

1:32:581:33:01

-You want to be honest? Tell us her name. Tell all of us.

-Dad?

1:33:011:33:04

It's nothing for you to worry about. Go back in the kitchen.

1:33:041:33:07

-Is this what I think?

-It's nothing to do with what you think it is.

1:33:071:33:09

-Whoa, whoa, what did you just say?

-She didn't say nothing!

1:33:091:33:12

-Dad, you promised!

-Promised? Promised what?

1:33:121:33:15

Lauren, I swear to you. Just get back in the kitchen.

1:33:151:33:17

-Promised what?

-He's been seeing Mum. He's been sleeping with Mum. For months.

1:33:171:33:22

For months and months and he promised it was over. He promised.

1:33:221:33:26

V, I can explain, I can explain all of this.

1:33:381:33:43

-You and Tanya?

-It's not what it sounds like.

1:33:431:33:46

I love her, V.

1:33:471:33:49

We've got a lot to talk about, I can tell that,

1:33:581:34:00

-but that's why this holiday's come at the perfect time.

-DOORBELL

1:34:001:34:03

-Greg, darling.

-Look, that's the taxi. Say goodbye to Oscar

1:34:031:34:07

and let's get out of here.

1:34:071:34:09

Listen, we can do our talking on the way there,

1:34:101:34:12

on the plane, in the hotel, in the sea if you really want.

1:34:121:34:17

Going somewhere are you? Holiday for two?

1:34:191:34:21

Sure you don't want to pack my fiance while you're at it?

1:34:211:34:24

VANESSA SCREAMS

1:34:241:34:25

You dirty little slag! You think you can get away with that, do you?!

1:34:251:34:28

You think you can sleep with my man and I won't take you in hand?!

1:34:281:34:31

-Huh?!

-Vanessa! Vanessa!

1:34:311:34:34

-I hate you! I hate you!

-What do you think you're doing?!

1:34:341:34:37

-Get off her!

-I'm going to kill her!

1:34:371:34:39

-What's going on?!

-Has she not told you?

1:34:391:34:41

She's been sleeping with her ex.

1:34:411:34:43

With my fiance! For months and months they've been at it behind our backs, behind your back,

1:34:431:34:47

and tonight, he just dumped me, like I was a piece of trash,

1:34:471:34:50

-like I was nothing.

-Is this true?

1:34:501:34:54

-Tan! Well, is it true? You and him?

-Yes, her and him!

1:34:541:34:59

If you've been wondering why she's been a bit knackered in the bedroom, now you know.

1:34:591:35:04

Vanessa get out. Just get out!

1:35:041:35:06

What are you looking at skank?

1:35:081:35:11

Shut your mouth. Get her out of here.

1:35:111:35:13

You should be ashamed of yourself.

1:35:131:35:16

You all right, Oscar?

1:35:221:35:24

Hello. How you doing? You all right?

1:35:241:35:27

I think you'd better go.

1:35:271:35:30

Look, Tanya ain't to blame for this.

1:35:321:35:35

All right, I started it. I pushed her into it, all right, Greg.

1:35:351:35:38

Leave my house. Now.

1:35:381:35:41

I think you should go.

1:35:451:35:46

-I'll see you soon, OK?

-It's all right, darling. Come on.

1:35:521:35:57

She don't want to talk to you. Max!

1:36:101:36:12

If you know what's good for you, you will keep away.

1:36:121:36:15

-Do you mind Jodie, please?

-I don't think Mum's in the mood.

1:36:151:36:18

-Just get out will you? The pair of you.

-Mum?

1:36:181:36:20

Go to the Vic and order me a double vodka.

1:36:201:36:23

I'll be there in two minutes.

1:36:231:36:25

You say what you gotta say then get out.

1:36:321:36:35

Greg, where you going? No wait, Greg, please...

1:36:381:36:41

I'm going away.

1:36:411:36:44

On holiday. On my own.

1:36:441:36:45

-But, Greg, we should just talk things through, shouldn't we?

-Well, why?

1:36:451:36:49

What's there to talk about?

1:36:491:36:51

You don't want me.

1:36:511:36:53

It's over.

1:36:531:36:55

What's left to discuss?

1:36:551:36:56

Well, I don't know, just how you're feeling? Are you going to be OK?

1:36:561:37:00

OK? Well, no, I'm not.

1:37:001:37:04

-But I will be.

-Greg, I'm sorry.

1:37:041:37:09

Say goodbye to Oscar for me.

1:37:091:37:11

-Don't you want to do that yourself?

-No. You can explain.

1:37:111:37:16

Oh, please, Greg, at least say goodbye to Oscar. Please.

1:37:161:37:19

He loves you. I mean, you're...

1:37:191:37:22

you're like a dad to him.

1:37:221:37:24

Like ain't quite enough.

1:37:241:37:26

What have you done, Mum?

1:37:471:37:49

I mean, what were you thinking?

1:37:491:37:52

I just... I don't want to talk about this right now.

1:37:521:37:55

You lied to me.

1:37:551:37:57

You promised on your life. On your life, Mum. Don't you remember?

1:37:571:38:01

-Yeah, I do remember.

-And you don't feel bad about that?!

1:38:011:38:03

I feel sick about that now, Lauren!

1:38:031:38:06

Then why did you do it?

1:38:061:38:08

Was it, was it Dad again?

1:38:081:38:10

What, wouldn't he leave you alone? What was it?!

1:38:101:38:13

I can't talk... I'm really sorry, I can't talk about this.

1:38:131:38:16

Mum, please don't cry. Mum.

1:38:161:38:19

I'm so sorry, girls. I'm so sorry!

1:38:191:38:21

And I've let you down. I'm not fit to be a mother. I don't...

1:38:231:38:27

You deserve more, and I'm sorry.

1:38:271:38:29

No, Mum, don't say that. That's not even true.

1:38:291:38:32

I'm sorry, but it is.

1:38:321:38:34

SHE SOBS

1:38:341:38:36

Sorry.

1:38:361:38:38

OK, come on.

1:38:401:38:41

You need to go. You need to go home.

1:38:411:38:44

And I will talk to you tomorrow, all right? I promise I'll explain everything, I will.

1:38:461:38:52

It's going to be all right.

1:38:531:38:55

It is, babies. It's going to be fine.

1:38:551:38:57

As long as we stick together, yeah? Just like before.

1:38:571:39:01

Us girls.

1:39:011:39:03

And I promise you, I promise you,

1:39:031:39:07

I will never let you down again.

1:39:071:39:09

I promise.

1:39:091:39:11

Come on, go home now.

1:39:141:39:16

It's fine. Go on.

1:39:161:39:18

It's going to be all right, Mum.

1:39:221:39:25

We're going to help you.

1:39:251:39:26

We're going to sort it out, OK?

1:39:281:39:31

Pleased with yourself?

1:39:521:39:54

Why am I always the one that gets left out? The last to know?

1:39:581:40:01

Yes, I know. And you're right,

1:40:011:40:03

but we gotta stop thinking about ourselves and think about Mum.

1:40:031:40:06

Mum? She's been lying to us.

1:40:061:40:10

Because he made her, Abi. He made her.

1:40:101:40:13

What are we going to do?

1:40:131:40:16

I know exactly what we're going to do.

1:40:161:40:18

Lauren. Lauren, what are you doing? Lauren?!

1:40:191:40:23

I just want you to remember, when I next step out of line.

1:40:231:40:26

What you did here, tonight, to Greg.

1:40:261:40:28

Who you don't even like. Look at you on your high horse.

1:40:281:40:32

Ever since our wedding day, you've been hinting he weren't right.

1:40:321:40:35

And I was spot on, wasn't I?

1:40:351:40:37

I know you, girl. I know what goes on up here and down there.

1:40:371:40:42

I know what makes you tick.

1:40:421:40:44

Oh, you know what makes me tick, do you?

1:40:441:40:46

You know me so well, don't you, Mum.

1:40:461:40:48

Well, go on then, tell me. Tell me what's going on right now?

1:40:481:40:52

In here, eh? What am I feeling now?

1:40:521:40:54

You can lash out all you like.

1:40:541:40:56

But you've done this. You.

1:40:561:40:58

You've done it to yourself and that little boy out there.

1:40:581:41:01

Whatever you may think of me, I never cheated on your father.

1:41:011:41:05

How do we know, Mum? You were never there, were you?

1:41:051:41:08

Always out, weren't you? Night after night, getting off your head!

1:41:081:41:12

We were there.

1:41:121:41:14

Left to pick up the pieces. It was me sat by his bed every night.

1:41:141:41:18

There to wipe the sweat off his face at three in the morning.

1:41:181:41:22

His last days, Mum. That was me.

1:41:221:41:25

Me. Where were you?!

1:41:251:41:26

Running away.

1:41:281:41:31

The only time you ever spent at home, you couldn't even look him in the eye.

1:41:311:41:34

-You felt so much pity for him, you were so disgusted by him.

-I loved him.

1:41:341:41:39

You didn't love him.

1:41:391:41:42

Not in the end, Mum. You were disgusted by him.

1:41:421:41:46

You pitied him. That's what your love turned into.

1:41:461:41:50

I saw it, Mum.

1:41:501:41:53

I saw it.

1:41:531:41:54

And I will never forget.

1:41:541:41:57

I will never forget the look in that poor man's eye, withering away,

1:41:571:42:01

knowing that the love of his life just felt nothing but pity for him.

1:42:011:42:05

You don't know what you're talking about. You were just a kid.

1:42:051:42:07

I was 13 years old and I knew! I knew, and you knew I knew!

1:42:071:42:12

And that is why you can't wait to jump on my back

1:42:121:42:15

the minute I set a foot out of line!

1:42:151:42:17

You can tell any story you like, but this, all of this, it's down to you!

1:42:171:42:24

-V, where are you going? You can't just walk out.

-What, you want me to stay?

1:42:271:42:31

You want to make it up to me, hm?

1:42:311:42:32

No, I didn't think so.

1:42:331:42:35

You all right, girls?

1:42:471:42:50

-HE SIGHS

-It's a mess.

1:42:501:42:53

It's a mess, it's all my fault.

1:42:531:42:55

Yeah, we know.

1:42:551:42:57

I don't want you blaming your mum.

1:42:581:43:00

We're were going to come back. We were going to talk about it calmly.

1:43:001:43:03

We were going to sort it all out, in a mature, responsible way.

1:43:031:43:06

Well, you did a good job of that, didn't you?

1:43:061:43:08

Greg's gone and Mum's in tears.

1:43:081:43:10

I'm going to go and talk to her, work it out.

1:43:101:43:12

The most important thing through all of this is that me and your mum, we love each other.

1:43:151:43:19

Look, I know this is horrible, I know it is. But it's gonna be worth it in the end,

1:43:191:43:24

because we'll all be together again, how we used to be...

1:43:241:43:27

-..before it all went wrong.

-Before you made it go wrong.

1:43:291:43:31

Well, yeah, yeah, before I made it go wrong.

1:43:331:43:36

Just like you're doing now.

1:43:361:43:38

-No, babe, this is different now.

-That's not what Mum said.

1:43:381:43:42

She didn't know what she thought. She was scared, but now all this has happened.

1:43:421:43:45

She doesn't want to know, Dad! And neither do we

1:43:451:43:49

And what's this?

1:43:541:43:56

It's a bag with your stuff in.

1:43:561:43:59

Clothes, shaving stuff.

1:43:591:44:01

There's some money. Anything we could find. It's all in there.

1:44:011:44:04

And where am I supposed to go?

1:44:041:44:05

Away.

1:44:051:44:07

Away from here. Away from the Square.

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From Mum.

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-From us.

-What, just like that?

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Yes. We don't want you!

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We don't want you near us, near our mum, near our brother.

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Because you ain't a proper dad.

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You just hurt people.

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You hurt us since we were little girls and we ain't going to take it any more. Are we?

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Are we, Abi?

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-Abs?

-Abi.

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She's right.

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She's right. We don't want to know you any more, Dad.

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We'd like you to just go, please.

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Please, just for a bit.

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Forever.

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Please, Dad.

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Far away, so we can't even see you, so we can just forget about you.

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Look, I'm going to talk to your Mum.

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It's...it's going to be all right.

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Don't forget your bag.

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Can you just take it?

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Bye, Dad.

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DOOR SLAMS

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You think you can get rid of me? I'm going to stick around, whether you like it or not.

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You messed up your life, girl, and I'm going to help you put it back together. Now dry your eyes.

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You've got a kid out there needs looking after.

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DOORBELL

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Oi, Max. Max, I don't think you should be here, do you?

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-Everyone's well upset.

-I know, I just...

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I just need to talk to her.

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Come back tomorrow.

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Cora, I can't do that, babe.

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I need to talk to her now, please.

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Don't upset her any more than she is already.

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You can talk to her, and then you can go.

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You shouldn't be here, Max. I mean it. You need to go.

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What do you mean go. Go where?

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Home. Just go home. Talk to the girls.

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Well, seems like you've already done that.

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-I'll set 'em straight tomorrow.

-No, I don't want you to.

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This is all down to me. I know,

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because I wouldn't give up on you, would I? I still can't.

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-I love you, Tanya.

-No.

-I love you. I love you completely, totally, with everything.

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Babe, look, you just got scared, didn't you? I dealt with it badly, I know, but we're here now.

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Greg knows, Vanessa knows, so there's nothing to stop us, is there?

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Babe, there's nothing to stop us being together, is there? Tell me.

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-It's too late.

-What does that mean? Too late? What does that mean?

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-I can't...

-Babe, what changed between this morning and now?

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What happened?

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I can't.

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-Why not?

-I just can't.

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So is that it? Are we over, yeah?

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There's no chance?

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The girls gave me that bag.

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Told me to go.

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They don't want me to be part of their lives.

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I mean, is that right? Is that what you want? Do you want me to go?

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No. I mean, you live here, this is your home.

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You've got the kids here, business, family...

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You're the only one that matters. Do you want me to stay?

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-Well, stay for them.

-They don't want me to stay, do they?

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Tanya, you tell me, you tell me that you don't love me.

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And I swear, I swear I'll walk out the door and I won't come back.

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Tell me. Go on. If you don't, then I'm going to stay.

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And you and me, we're going to be together.

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Just tell me, Tan, please? Tell me one way or the other, please.

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I don't love you.

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And you mean that?

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I don't love you.

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That's fine.

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I'll go and... I won't bother you again.

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CAR ALARM DISARMS

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It is judgement day for Max and Tanya as they finally prepare to come clean with Vanessa and Greg. However, Tanya's life is turned upside down as she receives some earth-shattering news of her own. Elsewhere, Jean is on a mission to catch Norman's eye and Darren begins to panic about funding Jodie's elaborate wedding.


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