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This place! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
There's always something, isn't there? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Mind you, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
you've seen more than your fair share. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
If only you could talk... | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
BANGING ON DOOR | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
-Tell him I'm not here. Tell him I'm on holiday! -What? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Lister! Light bulbs! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
Mr Lister? Runs the market? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
-Probably red faced and out of breath cos he's been checking light bulbs. -OK. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
-No. Well, look, if you see him... -OK. -..will you tell him that Mo says she's not here | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
because she's gone on holiday? Thank you. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
WOLF WHISTLE | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
-Morning. -Morning. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
WOMAN SCREAMS | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Alfie, what's the time? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Alfie, what's the time?! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
-Alfie! -ALFIE GRUNTS | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
-Get up! -What? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
Oh, my head...! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Shenice, what are you doing...? Oh! Ow. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
You all right? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
Gizzards, I can deal with. Haggis... | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
You know, I've even plucked a pheasant once, but I draw the line at long wiggly things, Billy! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:36 | |
You're my witness. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
I don't care what the theme is, this is me firmly drawing a line! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:44 | |
Blimey! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
What are you doing with Julie's mop? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
She's left me. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Me and Lola... we need the money. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
It was your idea - "Kat, it don't need to be a night, does it? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
"Tell you what, how about lunch hour tomorrow, | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
"knees up, mother brown, cor blimey trousers." | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Oi, it was inspiring! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
-You were hammered. -Slightly, but very inspired. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
What happens if the kids keep staying up late, eh? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
-We get out of our routine. -We don't get to spend any time on our own. -I know. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
-I get cheeky. Tom gets grumpy. -But he's a Pearly King though! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
He told you that after a few rum and cokes and a free packet of pork scratchings? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
He is a man with greasy hair that likes dressing up in buttons. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Tyler caught Eddie and Carol with their kit off on the sofa. At it hammer and tongs. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
-Where will find buttons? -Kat, it's a rare business opportunity! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-Nan! -Listen... Will you watch my shirt? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
We'll just get round the Joanna, bit of pie and mash... What's there not to like? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
You need your milk, don't you? Kat, just stick the kettle on! You watch my shirt all right. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
Just be careful. Kat! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
I'm quite partial to a jellied eel, and pie and mash. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
-They were supposed to be in a jar. -You do it in, then. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-I ain't doing it in! You do it in. Here. -They were supposed to be in jelly! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
-There's never just one in there. -These are going straight back. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
-I-I could do it. -Yeah, course you could(!) | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
Right back. Right now. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
-Eels are slippery. -As soon as it stops going to answer phone. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
-Are you trying to kill it or give yourself a panic attack? -All right, you do it. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
Yeah, all right. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
All right. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-Dad! -Ohh. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
-You into this Pearly Kings and Cockney songs thing? -No, mate, I'm tone deaf. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:49 | |
-Kat, has he been in? -Who, Lister? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
-Fat Elvis! -Fat Elvis? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
The word is, he's out. I'm a woman, Kat. I got a woman's needs. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
-Ohh. Yeah. -Give him here, I'll take him up. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
We going to practise? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Least your grandma's trying not to make a show of you, doing it behind closed doors. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
-Doing what? -Hammering Eddie on the sofa with a pair of tongs. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Hammering? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
With tongs. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Sorted! I love it when a plan comes together. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
-I love it when you don't pretend you're in the A Team. -What? -What's this plan? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
Tommy needs feeding, Shenice ain't been washed... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
and nobody chooses to sit round a piano and sing, even if there's been a power cut. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
I spend my whole life dodging your good ideas and... | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
-And moaning, I know, all the time. -All right, moaning... | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
-but this is about me and you. -Yes. What about me and you, eh? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Ohh. Kat, I know. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Sweetheart, I know, but we've got baby Tommy, | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Shenice. We've got half the family sleeping under the same roof. Where's the time? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
-We need to make time. -Yeah, we will. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
I promise, we will. I totally agree with you. But we've got a pub to run, that was the plan. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:10 | |
We got rent to pay, we got to keep the pub afloat. Me and you, we were born to do this. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
Give me a smile. When them doors open up, we give them the old Moon magic, no matter rain, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
come shine, we put on our smiles. We give the punters what they want. Cos me and you, princess, we - | 0:06:18 | 0:06:24 | |
come on, give me a smile - we are a winning team, all right? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
Yes. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Light bulbs. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
-You got to arouse them. -I've got to learn to say no, that's what I've got to do. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
No... | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
No. Thank you. No. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
No. Sorry. No, Alfie. No. I don't care if you've met the King of Buttons. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
In this kitchen, you get sausage surprise or a fishy basket, that is my limit. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
-Have you got any salt? -So it's like suffocating, this rousing? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
-I had that once with that spray-on deodorant, do you remember? -Yeah, yeah. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
Should only take a couple of hours. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
No! No. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
-Thank you. -Are you having snakes for dinner? -I could cut the heads off if you want them done quicker. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:28 | |
-Yeah, I expect you can. -That is well cruel. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
-Sometimes life is cruel, sweetheart. -Yes. Cruel... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
and extreme and... | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
absolutely not the necessary reaction, thank you. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-Jeanie...is there something you want to discuss? -< -Jean? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Jean, I want you to meet my inspiration - the one and only King Norman. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:50 | |
Oh, perfect timing! Perfect. Ooh! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
You were heaven sent! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Kat, Kat... I'll get Tracey's rate if I cover her shift, right? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
You should get up there and sing. You love singing, go on. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Come on now, man. It's a long, long, long, long way from the kitchen to here! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:16 | |
Considerable wear and tear to the soles of me shoes. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
(Get six of Mo's light bulbs as well.) | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
-Mum, please, I am not singing. -All right, Patrick, yes. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Fine then, don't. Kat, I'll get up there, belt out Lambeth Walk. I know all the words. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:29 | |
-That'll show you up. Shall I do that, shall I? -Mum! -All right. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Just cos you're on holiday, falling out with Lola every five minutes. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
She took the rise out of me in front of my boyfriend. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Doodling pictures of Jay when you should be doing your art project? Some of us have got to work! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:44 | |
What is the matter with you? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Don't know. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Yeah, well, whatever it is, you want to take some tablets for it. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Kids, eh? | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Just got to roll out the barrel, all right? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Yeah. Everything's great. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
I'm great. Lola's great. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Brilliant! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Listen, will they mind if I eat my own food while we chat? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Only my homeopath's got a downer on wheat products. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
And gluten. And dairy. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
-I'm trying to crack this sleep thing. -Don't worry about it. I'm staff. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
-Sit yourself down and have your salad. -Thanks. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
We're practising Cockney songs. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-We're just practising. -In here. On our own. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Won't take long. Hurry up! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
I'm a disaster magnet. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-Are you? -Oh, yeah. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Accident waiting to happen, me mother used to say. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
When you know someone's watching you, willing you to trip over... | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
-You do! -Yeah! -You fall right over, don't you? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Drop it, spill it, | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
leave it in the toaster till it's burnt to a crisp! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Let's just say Lady Luck is not a pal of mine. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
You know, my uncle dying was one of the only truly good things to ever happen to me. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:13 | |
Not the actual dying bit, obviously. Course I wouldn't wish that, no. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
The passing of the crown... | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
OK, three pies and mash, and one kid's fishfingers. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
Did he leave you an actual crown? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-Can they have baked beans not peas, please? -Yes, thank you, Patrick! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:32 | |
Well, not an actual crown, but a lot of very interesting stuff you'd like to... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:37 | |
Well, we must make a date. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
-A date? -Well, not a... | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
What the hell! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-I would love to, Norman! I would love to see your memorabilia! -Oh! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:47 | |
I tell you what. Why don't you go out and meet your public | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
and I'll cook you a proper Pearly dinner, and look out my calendar? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:55 | |
-I...well... -Yes. Yes. I will not take no for an answer! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
CLATTERING | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Well, that is... There I go again. True to form. Par for the course. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
It's all right, Norman. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
I'd like to. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:08 | |
Careful now! Go steady. You don't want to get Shaky into trouble, do you? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
And no spilling nothing. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
Shaky's got to have this lot up Poplar by seven, before they notice it's missing. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:33 | |
Cheers, tiger! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
Easy now. Go on, you can see yourself out. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
Mo, what's happened to the buttons on my shirt, love? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
-Kitchen. Kat had a plan then remembered she don't do sewing. -Oh... | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
What's Fat Elvis going to do when he finds out you've got a new model? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
-He'll come marching round here all macho and have a fit, Alfie. -Whatever. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
-Him and Shaky might even have a fight, all right?! -Yeah! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Come on, girls, what you sorting out? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
Let's not fall out about it. Let's try and be grown-ups. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
I got to pretend I give a monkey's, then eat my dinner in front of an audience. Will the fun never end(?) | 0:12:04 | 0:12:10 | |
You always been such a selfish prat? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-You try sitting between your wives, before and after, talking about the weather. -I ain't got an option. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:18 | |
Well, count your blessings, smiler. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Same again? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
-Do you want one? -I'm working. -Yeah. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Look, I'm, um... I'm sorry. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Tommy. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
It got complicated. The last... There's no excuses. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
I was out of line before Ronnie went down, I just wanted to see him, that was all. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
How sorry? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Let me just buy you a drink? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Have you heard this? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
-Well, that's what Tiffs told Abs on the way to the toilet. -Carol and Eddie. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
-What? -And a toolbox. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
So, that's school, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
GP registration and, to update, your cousin is paying the rent now. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Phil. I've got the cheque here, tenancy agreement... | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
-That's very generous. That's the kind of family -I -need. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
-And you and Julie are getting some routines in place for Lola? -Thing is, Phil owed me, anyway. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:29 | |
And Julie's happy with the way things are working out? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Billy? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
Cooking doesn't get much tougher than this! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
No, that's right, John. And I am taking my inspiration | 0:13:46 | 0:13:51 | |
from tradition and the fact that my great-nan was born by a bell. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:56 | |
So... | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
-Don't they do low fat? -They don't. I knew they didn't do low fat. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
Have you tried exfoliating first? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
No, we don't do low-fat eels and we don't do low-fat beef pies, funnily enough(!) | 0:14:15 | 0:14:20 | |
-I'll just have the mash. -Yeah, I'll just have the mash. -I can't. I get a rash exfoliating. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
-No butter, no milk, no cream, though. -It must be your product. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
You don't need to watch your figure. That's what I am here for. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
And you're most probably rubbing too hard. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
I'm glad you've told me. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
I just... I just want to do what's right by Lola. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
-If I'm not the best person for her now... -Yeah. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
So, what happens now? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
Do I get a chance to say good...? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
She's had so many people walk away from her already, you know? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
You get some routines in place and you make sure she's set to start her new school. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:05 | |
If Julie wasn't completely on board then maybe... | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Well, now you can focus all your efforts on your granddaughter, can't you? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
-The day after tomorrow?! -Two weeks in Mexico, Just you and me. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
-That's so romantic. -Yeah. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
It's got to have its advantages, ain't it? You and me not making babies. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
-Um, too much information, thank you. -Thank you. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
-I was looking at a month in the Seychelles for our honeymoon. -It's not a competition, V. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
Ohh! It won't work. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-It won't work! -> | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
-What? -Why won't it do the decent thing, Alfie, and just stick together?! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:03 | |
SHE SHRIEKS | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Oh, yes. You had to have your wits about you back then, or you'd starve. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
-Can't you tell Grandma Carol you couldn't find me? -Ssh! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
Dirt poor they were. Costermongers, factory workers. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
Poor people, living round here, where the water was rotten. No inside lav! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
Even the kids drank gin. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
And the rich people, they stayed up the West End, posing about in their pearls. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
-I've drunk gin. -Have you? Oh, well, anyway... | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
This one road sweeper, he takes the Michael. He sews buttons - | 0:16:34 | 0:16:39 | |
poor man's jewels - he sews buttons all over his raggy clothes, even the hat, | 0:16:39 | 0:16:44 | |
and in the pattern he writes, "All for charity." | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
And soon, every borough in London's got a Pearly King and a Queen, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:52 | |
and what bees and honey they raised! It goes to the hospitals and such. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
And that is your East End inheritance. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
That is your tradition - poor people helping out their own. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
Careful, Pat - he's going to start singing "chim chiminey", dancing on the rooftops. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:08 | |
-Patrick, is that grub around? -I'll check. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Anyone after light bulbs? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
-Why do bees go to hospital? -No, love. Bees and honey. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
-Money! -Cherry Hogg? -Dog. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
-Titfer? -Tat! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
I thought I told you to be home by one. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Have I got two heads, or something? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Has he gone? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
-You what? -Lister. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Do you think he likes me? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
I think he likes you. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
I, um... I think he could be the one, Jode. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
THEY SHRIEK AND GIGGLE | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
CRYING ON MONITOR | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
I never knew if that was him crying or just chatting. If you want, | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
I can do a couple of pints, if you want to go and check Tommy. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
I've got enough bar staff, thanks. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Jack, come on. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
-Meet me outside. -No. -Meet me! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Come on. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
BABY GURGLES | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
I can't remember the last time I met someone and just suddenly clicked. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
It doesn't happen often in life, Alfie. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
Tell you what, Jean. Come give us a hand with some of these dinners, then go and find out, yeah? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:39 | |
Good girl. You stir that for me. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Just needs a bit more salt. Good girl, we're on it! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
I miss you. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Sorry. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
I think I'm... | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
BABY GURGLES | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
He's growing up, ain't he? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
You're growing up. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
I can see that from a distance. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
He's going to be a proper heart-breaker, ain't he? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
God... | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
It's all right. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
I know it's not your fault. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
She is a bad influence on my granddaughter. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Bad influence, my foot. You heard the one about the pot and the kettle, Carol? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
I beg your pardon? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Everyone round here knows that you and him were getting lucky in the living room. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:04 | |
-Chocolate body paint! -Well, I heard a blow-up hammer and a power adaptor. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
ALL LAUGH AND SNIGGER | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Carol... | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
Oi! | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
DOORS CRASH OPEN | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
How dare you talk about me? I... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-How dare you tell everybody about us getting caught, like we're a teenage joke... I didn't! -I don't... | 0:21:24 | 0:21:29 | |
That is just gossip, Chinese whispers. Inaccurate jealousy. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:34 | |
I mean, I didn't see any body paint. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Hey, come on. Let's have a coffee. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
-No. -Oh? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Not today. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
Tiffany! > | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
Jean, Jean. Hold on a second, sweetheart. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Now, Norman... Look at me! Norman's going to love your pies | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
cos you are a lovely lady... and you are a master chef. Go on. Go, go, go. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
-A fiver to your favourite charity. -Go on. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
-Friar Tuck. -SNIGGERING | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Luck. Good luck. Best of luck. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I can cover the salon. If Tyler's the one, Pops, you got to stay and smile, and that. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
-Tyler's trying to pull your mum, Jode. -Ohh. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
I think Tyler's just ANOTHER one, you know? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:43 | |
Oh. Like Julian? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Like Julian. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
And Adrian. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
And Simon, really. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Come on, let's go. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
-Fat Elvis is in the kitchen. -Is he? -You should go see him. | 0:22:55 | 0:23:00 | |
Yeah, I think I will go and see him. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
You have got to learn some things are not for little ears, eh? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Some things are private. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
-I don't want you to go on holiday with him. -This from the man who's planning his honeymoon?! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
-You can't go. -I can do what I want with my own husband. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
You drag me out here, here in full view, start laying down the law?! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
Sorry, Max, you don't get to say any more. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
Tanya! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
Stop playing stupid games. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
You make this blow up in our faces, I swear I will never forgive you, Max. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
-It's you that got us here, lying and cheating. -So, what do you want to do? Find a corner? Crawl away and hide? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:46 | |
That's really working for us, ain't it, Tanya? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Let's learn one thing from the last who knows how many years. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
What are you saying? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
What exactly are you saying? | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
I don't know. It's the quiet... | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
It just gets so I'd rather be anywhere else rather than the flat. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:08 | |
This is my best part of the day, this. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Half hour, give my face a rest from smiling. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
I've seen me and him sneak in here in the middle of the night just... | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
Well, it's bound to get busy, ain't it? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
A pub full, day in day out. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Not that I mind. I really don't. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
And like Alfie says - I've got everything I've ever wanted. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
More. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
I'm glad for you. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Oi. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
I'm lucky, ain't I? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
No, you're kind. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
It's the old cliche, ain't it? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
You don't know what you want till it's gone. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
You hold on to what you got, Kat. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
You don't deserve to be sad. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Hey! Shh, shh, shh. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Shh, shh. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
-We're parents, Max. We've got partners and businesses... -That ain't right. -..bills, responsibilities. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:14 | |
Happiness - that's a glass of wine and no-one nagging. Where does "happiness" fit in? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
-Tan, we're with the wrong people. You know we are. -Tell you what I know. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
I know that you are never satisfied. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
Me, I'm an idiot. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
I guarantee you, Max, if we did do it right, we'd tear up those kids, screw Greg and Vanessa over. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:34 | |
Two months... Two months, you'd be twitching. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
-Six months, I'd be left holding the baby, you'd be lining up another Stacey. I know you. -I love you. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:43 | |
-Shut up. -I do, I love you. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
-Didn't matter what I said. Julie just wouldn't listen. -Yeah, well... | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
It's only queens that get to have kings fall in love with them, don't they? | 0:25:51 | 0:25:56 | |
Just didn't want to know. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
-All right? -Hey, Michael. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
-Jean. -Oh! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
-Is my old man at it with Carol Jackson? -Ohh... | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
What is the wrong with you, Max? Walking out without a word. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
You do know you've got the house keys? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
-Good work. -"See all, say nothing." That's our motto. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:23 | |
-Sorry, Michael. -Course. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
But...I wouldn't be surprised if Carol has got more than inflatable hammers to worry about. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:32 | |
Sorry? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
Letters. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Whatever you do, don't ask Eddie about the letter from Chingford. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
-What? -Disconcertingly angry he was. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:43 | |
I've had enough. If you don't want to sit down and write our wedding to-do list, | 0:26:45 | 0:26:50 | |
then don't write a to-do list. But you do not stand me up here. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Where are you, Max? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
I'm sick of being your latest affair. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
-Remind me how we got together the first time. -I've grown up. I have grown up. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:13 | |
Come on, Max. You know this isn't right. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
We've been gone too long. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Give me a couple of minutes, follow me out. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
-YOU give it a... -You want to go out together? -Don't be so stupid! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
So, where do we stand? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
I can't. I want it to be over. I'm going on holiday, Max, and when I come back, I want it to be over. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:40 | |
You don't mean that. You know I won't let you. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
It's too big, Max. The fallout from all this, it's too big. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
It doesn't matter what I want. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
The one thing I know - nothing stays secret for ever, does it? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
'You have one new message. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
-KAT: -'Billy! Where the hell are you? | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
'You've got five minutes to get round here or you're sacked!' | 0:28:22 | 0:28:26 | |
What if we were seen? | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
They'd have said something. You know what it's like here. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
Meet me later. You free? | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
Could be. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:37 | |
-One o'clock? -I'll be there. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
Hold on. Just straighten your fingers, all right? | 0:28:47 | 0:28:51 | |
I'm going to kill that Billy. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
-We're lucky he stepped in at the last minute. -Now he's stepped out again. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:56 | |
-Ow! -Sorry. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
My back hurts, my knees hurt, and now my hands hurt. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
Sit down and I'll make us a cup of tea. Sit down. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
And I hate these deckchairs and all! | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
CLATTERING | 0:29:09 | 0:29:10 | |
-Ow! -You all right, darling? | 0:29:10 | 0:29:13 | |
-I want Billy killed and I want my sofa back! -Yep. Course. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
You all right? Come on, come on. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
I've got you, I've got you. There. All right? | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
Is that a new perfume? | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
No. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:40 | |
Something's different. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
What's got into you? | 0:29:44 | 0:29:45 | |
-Just woke up happy. -Oh. Makes a change. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
So what you doing today? | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
-SHE SIGHS -Not a lot. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
Why, you got something in mind? | 0:29:55 | 0:29:58 | |
Yeah, I might have. | 0:29:58 | 0:29:59 | |
Really? | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
What? Tell me. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
Just, I've got to be somewhere in a bit, | 0:30:05 | 0:30:08 | |
so...I need you to look after Oscar for a bit. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
I'm busy. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:16 | |
-Sorry, babe, you just said you weren't. -Well, I am now. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
Go on, babe, please? | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
Get flipping Tanya to do it! | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
-She's up to her eyes, ain't she? -What are you doing anyway? | 0:30:23 | 0:30:27 | |
I'm off to Essex. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
Car dealership's going under, might be able to pick up a few bargains. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
Right. Why don't I come with you? | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
We could make a day of it. Haven't done that in a while. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:37 | |
Nah, it's a bit of schlep. And it don't solve the Oscar problem. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:40 | |
-He could come with us. -What would that look like? | 0:30:40 | 0:30:43 | |
Me turning up with a kid? That's not very professional. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
Babe, please. Go on. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Go on, I won't be long. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:52 | |
Oh, you won't? I thought you said Essex was a "bit of a schlep"? | 0:30:52 | 0:30:57 | |
Hello, love. You all right? | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
-My guts are hurting. -Are they? Why? | 0:31:05 | 0:31:08 | |
It's my driving test today. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:09 | |
Darling! I'm sorry, I forgot. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
-I've had so much on my mind lately. -So we noticed. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
-Try not to run over anyone. -KNOCKING ON DOOR | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
All right, Tan? Vanessa can't look after Oscar. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:23 | |
-Cora, you couldn't look after him, could you? -I'm tied up today. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:26 | |
-Doing what? -Girlie stuff. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
-Come on, Mum. -For a minute I thought you'd come to wish me luck. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
Why would I do that? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
-Forget it. -Driving test. Not that you'd care. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:37 | |
Of course I care! Sorry, Lauren. Good luck and all that. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:41 | |
-Whatever. -Cora, here y'are. One grandson. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
-You know you're my favourite... -CAR HORN HONKS | 0:31:44 | 0:31:48 | |
-That's Greg! He's giving me one last lesson. Wish me luck. -Good luck. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
See you later, little man. Cheers, Cora, appreciate it. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
Tan... | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
Just get Rainie to help you, Mum. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
She's off with God somewhere. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
Bye bye, darling. Be good. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
-Where you going? -I'm going to work, where d'you think I'm going? | 0:32:03 | 0:32:07 | |
When are you going to grow up? | 0:32:10 | 0:32:12 | |
-Last time we put these on! -I've gone completely blank, I don't know what to do. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:19 | |
-Relax. Seatbelt on, adjust your mirrors. -Oh, yeah... | 0:32:19 | 0:32:23 | |
You know what, you're going to be the best driver in the world. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:28 | |
Think she'll pass? | 0:32:28 | 0:32:29 | |
Hitler's got her beady cataracts on us. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
Good luck. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
Have you got any money for breakfast? | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
-I'm starving. -Bit of toast do you? | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
That all you got? Go ask Alfie for an advance. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
-What? -Didn't go in, did I? | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
-Pops! -I forgot! Then when I remembered, it was too late. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:01 | |
We're broke. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:05 | |
Right, you've got two options. Number one, you get my sofa back, | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
or number two, you buy me a new one. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
-How much is a new one? -A grand. -Yeah, right! | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
It's a grand, Eddie. A grand. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
You're lucky, Eddie. I talked her down, mate. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
You'll have your old one back by the end of the day. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:24 | |
-My guarantee. -You make it three o'clock. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
-Any later and I'll come looking for my money. -Sorted. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
-Life is beautiful. Want a drink, Ed? -No, he ain't got time for a drink. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:33 | |
Sorry, mate, she loved the sofa. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
Go a bit gentle! That's family. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:42 | |
Alfie, I've got a twisted spine cos of that lot. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
Course you haven't got a twisted spine! | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
-Oh, William. -All right? | 0:33:49 | 0:33:52 | |
I got your message. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
I just wanted to say I'm so sorry, | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
from the bottom of my heart, and it won't happen again, I swear. | 0:33:56 | 0:34:00 | |
My soppy alarm didn't go off, did it? But don't worry. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
I'll be in tomorrow morning. Dead early. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
I'll even sleep on the floor in here. That is how dedicated I am. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
I'm so dedicated that I thought you might like to give me... | 0:34:08 | 0:34:14 | |
-a little advance on my wages. -Ain't you got the message? You're sacked. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
Come on, Alf, I'm going hungry here! | 0:34:18 | 0:34:21 | |
-Here you go. Don't eat them all at once. -Don't give away crisps! | 0:34:23 | 0:34:27 | |
It was funny though, wasn't it? | 0:34:27 | 0:34:28 | |
Sorry, sorry. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:57 | |
Tyler! | 0:35:10 | 0:35:11 | |
-Where is it? -What? | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
Kat's sofa. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:19 | |
It's right here, Dad. £200. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
-And I even got to test drive it. -Test drive it? | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
You know. Checking out the springs. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
You sold it? | 0:35:27 | 0:35:29 | |
More like part exchange. My loving, her money. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:33 | |
That was not for sale. Strictly not for sale! | 0:35:33 | 0:35:38 | |
Oi! | 0:35:39 | 0:35:40 | |
-Where you going? -Is this a bad time? | 0:35:40 | 0:35:44 | |
Oi, mind my feet! | 0:36:02 | 0:36:04 | |
Stay back. Well back. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
Listen, we kind of got off on the wrong foot the other day. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:12 | |
And? | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
KNOCKING It's open, babe. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
Nice. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:37 | |
Yeah, very nice. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
-I didn't do nothing! -You were here, you could've stopped him. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:47 | |
-I tried my best, Dad. -Story of your life. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
-Give us the keys to the pick-up. -It's being serviced, you're on foot. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:53 | |
-What?! -All right, anyone know Wilson Crescent? -Yeah. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:58 | |
-About half a mile away. -You know it? | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
-Yeah. -You can come an' all. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:01 | |
Come on, Eddie. It's got to be worth a score, ain't it? | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
-I'll give you a quid. -A quid? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
It's got a lot of sentimental value, this! | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
-My Julie bought it. -Tell you what. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
Show them where Wilson Crescent is, and I'll give you a fiver. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:16 | |
Hold on to that. I'll be back. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
You are the bloodhound on this one. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:23 | |
-C'mon, Ant. -I still don't see why I've got go anyway. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
-Move! -I've got a business proposition. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:33 | |
-I've got customers waiting. -This should be a teenage magnet. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
But you've only got old folks and fat people. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
I have a diverse range of clientele, yes. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
-I can put a word out. My kind are always looking for a good hangout. -Your kind aren't welcome in here. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:46 | |
And we're always hungry, eating and eating. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
Nothing on this planet eats more than a teenage boy. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
They're like whales. Eating and eating and eating. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:54 | |
All day, every day. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
I don't want no thugs in here. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
Look, she's after a bag of chips and he only wants a pickled egg. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
He can only suck, he can't chew. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
I'll get it so packed in here, you'll need a helper. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:09 | |
As in me. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:10 | |
MUSIC: "What A Difference A Day Makes" by Jamie Cullum | 0:38:12 | 0:38:16 | |
Do you hear that? | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
People singing about love. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:20 | |
Makes the world go round, you know, love. Makes it spin, Max. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:25 | |
Only sometimes it spins a little too fast, and people get all giddy, don't they? | 0:38:27 | 0:38:31 | |
Light-headed. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:34 | |
Do all the wrong things. Make huge mistakes. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:37 | |
Do they? | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
I ain't made any mistakes, so I don't know what you're talking about. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:43 | |
Snogging in the alley. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
Back at school, are we? | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
This ain't really your business, Jack. Why don't you go home, mate, forget about it? | 0:38:50 | 0:38:54 | |
Listen, bruv, I don't care what you do. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
It's a shame for Vanessa and Greg | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
but all I really wanted was to see your face when I walked in here. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:03 | |
That's great. You've seen it now, ain't you? | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
Off you go. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
So what, you renting? | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
Why, you want to sublet? | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
You've always got a line, ain't you? | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
-Well, you know, can't help myself. -No, that's pretty evident. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:24 | |
Because you know what you are, Max? | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
You're a dirty ginger mutt who can't stop sniffing around. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:30 | |
I take exception to that. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
Yeah, right(!) You wear it like a badge of honour. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
-I've got other qualities. -Oh, yeah? | 0:39:35 | 0:39:39 | |
You name one good one. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
I'm kind to animals. JACK LAUGHS | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
What do you want me to say? | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
-I am what I am. -Yeah? | 0:39:49 | 0:39:51 | |
Tanya, what's she? | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
I guess she's just me with boobs. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
How about Greg? | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
What if Greg finds out? | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
-He ain't going to find out. -But what if he did? | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
-Am I expected to come steaming in here, save your neck? -Greg... | 0:40:06 | 0:40:10 | |
he's thicker than Cora's waistline. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
He don't know anything. In fact one time, I had Tanya in the office, | 0:40:12 | 0:40:16 | |
under the desk, he thought it was Vanessa. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
He was about a foot away. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
I had her lipstick on my lips, her perfume on my clothes. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
He didn't have a clue. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
Yeah, well, he's not supposed to, is he? | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
It don't mean he's dumb, just means he wouldn't think like that. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
-There's a big difference. -So what, are you defending him? | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
No, I'm not. I'm just saying you've got to go careful. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
If I saw you, others will. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:40 | |
And Vanessa ain't Greg. She'll sense something, women always do. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:44 | |
Vanessa's not a worry. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
That's a big mistake, Max, if you believe that. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
What I mean is, I don't really like her. Not any more. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:53 | |
Can you go to Leroy Street? | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
MAX: 'It's not her fault, is it? No-one's to blame.' | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
Just that the person in here is a cute little blonde with an attitude. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:18 | |
Not Miss White in the lounge with ten litres of hairspray. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
Just keep schtum, yeah? Don't go bugging Tanya. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
We've already had one close call, we don't need another one. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
What d'you mean? | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
-What happened? -Nothing, it's sorted. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
-Just lucky it was Lauren, that's all. -Lauren knows? | 0:41:37 | 0:41:41 | |
-Half a mile? More like 20. -How heavy is this thing anyway? | 0:41:50 | 0:41:55 | |
Too heavy. Watch the wheels, watch the wheels! | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
We're going to have to put it down for a sec. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
What's your footy team then, Billy? | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
There's only one club round here, mate. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
Ah, another Orient man. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:13 | |
Shut up. I'm a Hammer. West Ham till I die. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
-Oh, my... -I knew it. I knew you was one of us. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
BOTH: # I'm forever blowing bubbles! # | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
Yeah, we're about to meet you as you come plummeting down the leagues. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
That great big stadium's going to be empty. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
No-one's going to want to see you play Torquay United. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
You boys are living on past glories. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
Whereas the Orient haven't got any to live off, mate, have they? | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
-HORN HONKS -What d'you want? | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
-You're in our way. -We're having a rest. -We want past, you monkey. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:43 | |
-Five minutes. -I've got a test coming up! | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
-Reverse and find another route, darling. -I don't like reversing. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:49 | |
Some teacher you are! | 0:42:49 | 0:42:51 | |
Maybe we should move, if she's got her test coming up. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
This is part of it. Question 12, there's a sofa blocking your road. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
Do you A) back up? | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
-B) sound your horn angrily? -C) set fire to said sofa? | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
Or D) shut the hell up and wait like a good little girl should? | 0:43:03 | 0:43:08 | |
And Lauren did nothing? | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
She moved out, made a couple of threats. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:17 | |
She would though, wouldn't she? | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
What sort of threats? | 0:43:19 | 0:43:21 | |
If she caught us again she'd get in a car and run me over, | 0:43:21 | 0:43:24 | |
and this time she was going to finish the job. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
Still standing though, ain't I? | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
Who's taking lessons, who's about to sit her test? How stupid are you? | 0:43:30 | 0:43:34 | |
Nah, she don't suspect anything. Too clever for that. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
Clever? Grubby and cheap is what I'm getting. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:40 | |
-Don't start! I could spend weeks talking about your behaviour. -I ain't done nothing wrong. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:44 | |
This ain't my love nest, that ain't my cheap wine, | 0:43:44 | 0:43:47 | |
those are not my stained bedsheets. | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
-Tanya takes them home and washes them. -Don't get smart with me. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:52 | |
-Are you done? Tanya, she'll be here in a sec. -Who says I'm leaving? | 0:43:52 | 0:43:56 | |
What, you want a ringside seat? | 0:43:56 | 0:43:58 | |
-Want to learn a couple more moves? -You're sick. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:00 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:44:00 | 0:44:02 | |
Seriously, you just at a loose end? What do you care what I get up to? | 0:44:02 | 0:44:05 | |
-Do you know what you're risking? -That's half the fun. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:08 | |
No. It ain't, mate. It's no fun. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
Cos where you'll be, where you'll end up, is like me. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
On your todd, wondering where your family's gone. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:16 | |
Can't believe you don't see that. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
I get this now. Just lonely old Jack, ain't it? | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
Heaping all of your worries onto me. Touching. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
-I'm welling up. -You've got no idea what it's like. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
And I never will have. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
Cos unlike you, I've still got everything I ever wanted. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:32 | |
More, in fact. And you want to know why that is? | 0:44:32 | 0:44:35 | |
Because I'm deserving of it. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
-Oh, this I've got to hear. -No, it's true. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:41 | |
You, Jack, you've got Penny in France who you never see. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:44 | |
You've got a kid in Roxy's flat that you never see, | 0:44:44 | 0:44:46 | |
you got Richard with Sam Mitchell who you never see. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:49 | |
-I'm there for my lot. -I take care of mine, I don't brag about it. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
I'm there to give 'em love. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
But you haven't the first clue about any of that. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
Cos you're selfish, Jack. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
-Always have been, always will be. -What you're doing in here, that ain't selfish? -No. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:02 | |
No, no, no, it's bigger than that. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:05 | |
Me and Tanya, we're soul mates. We can't keep away from each other. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:09 | |
It's a love story. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
You know what that is, love? | 0:45:11 | 0:45:12 | |
Do you remember? You and Ronnie? | 0:45:13 | 0:45:16 | |
Mind you, that weren't love, was it? | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
No. That was just plain mental. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:22 | |
Max. You're getting very close to a good kicking, I'm telling you. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:26 | |
That's right, Jack, resort to what you know. Coming in here, | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
giving me a telling off. You want to smell yourself. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:32 | |
You and Tanya, I want it over, right? Done with. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:35 | |
-Who are you, the Pope?! -It ain't love, Max! | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
-It's just some seedy little fumble in your seedy, unacceptable life. -Pot and kettle. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:42 | |
You were boffing Rainie when things went up the spout with Ronnie. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:46 | |
-That was a one-off. Caught me off guard. -How did that nutcase manage that?! | 0:45:46 | 0:45:50 | |
-It ain't about me. -It's always about you, Jack. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
It's always about you, mate, ain't it? | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
Always about you. Standing there wondering where it all went wrong. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:58 | |
Not realising you probably caused most of it. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
Ronnie probably pleaded guilty to get away from you. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
-I came round here to give you the heads up. -You never. Don't give me that. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:07 | |
You came to see if you could have another go on Tanya. That's how lonely you are. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
Hope your brother gives up his woman for you? | 0:46:11 | 0:46:13 | |
-I'm warning you... -You were going to run away together! | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
Maybe set up your own little love nest. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:18 | |
-So all you are, Jack, is a big fat hypocrite! -Jack! | 0:46:18 | 0:46:21 | |
Oi, Eddie! I think you'll find you owe me a fiver, mate. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:27 | |
One day I'll work out what you see in him. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:36 | |
-Where are you going, Jack? -Home. -And? | 0:46:36 | 0:46:38 | |
-And what? -Are you going to tell people... | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
-Babe, he ain't going to say nothing. -Says who? -It's sorted. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:43 | |
It ain't, mate. Not remotely. Look at this place. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:46 | |
Shabby little shack that stinks of all the wrong things. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:50 | |
-You're going to put 'em right. -What does that mean? -I'm not going to let you hurt people any more. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:54 | |
They don't deserve it. How many have you two racked up over the years? | 0:46:54 | 0:46:58 | |
-You say one word... -We didn't mean for this to happen... -Tan, give it a rest. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:02 | |
I expected more from you. Him, par for his grubby course. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:06 | |
I always had you down for half decent. But all I'm getting | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
is that evil little 18-year-old that stole my brother off Rachel. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:13 | |
You remember her? Lovely woman who you two ruined. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:15 | |
-Jack, that was a whole other me. -Then Stacey... | 0:47:15 | 0:47:18 | |
-I get why you hated her so much now. Just you hating yourself. -Oi! | 0:47:18 | 0:47:22 | |
-He's right. -No! -What else would you call me? -Here's what you do. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
-We ain't going to do nothing! -You're going to stop this now! | 0:47:26 | 0:47:29 | |
-Go home, sort yourselves out, and you pretend this never happened. -We ain't going to do that. | 0:47:29 | 0:47:34 | |
Look at yourself, Tanya. Look at yourself real close, | 0:47:34 | 0:47:37 | |
and you ask yourself, is that really what you want to be? | 0:47:37 | 0:47:40 | |
-Tan... -Max, no. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:49 | |
I caught that fish myself. Ta. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:58 | |
Um, if you want to get paid at the end of the day, | 0:48:01 | 0:48:05 | |
I suggest that goes in till. | 0:48:05 | 0:48:07 | |
Excuse me! This is my finder's fee. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:10 | |
Thank you. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
So how am I doing then? You're loving me, right? | 0:48:14 | 0:48:16 | |
That's not the words I'd use. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:19 | |
Look, more teenage boys. I'm on everyone's lips, me. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:22 | |
-Since when did you start working here? -Since now. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:25 | |
What can I get you? | 0:48:25 | 0:48:26 | |
Picked up this e-mail for Billy. It was sent to my account. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
-I'll give it to him. -No, I'll do it. -What's in it? -None of your business. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:33 | |
-You've read it! -Are you going to order anything? | 0:48:33 | 0:48:36 | |
Not from her, no. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
Want to keep your job? That's a customer walking out my door. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
Jay! Jay, look... | 0:48:41 | 0:48:43 | |
Babe, we can't just give up because he says so. | 0:48:52 | 0:48:55 | |
Tan... | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
-I don't know, Max. -Listen to me, babe. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
What am I? Eh? What is this? | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
It's just us , it's all it is. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
It doesn't feel right. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:15 | |
I need to go home. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:18 | |
Tan, look at me, will you, babe? | 0:49:18 | 0:49:21 | |
When you think about it, this can't go anywhere. Can it? | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
It just can't. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:29 | |
You're not Stacey. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:31 | |
It's nothing like that, Tanya. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:36 | |
I want you. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:42 | |
-Maybe in another life. -In this one. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:50 | |
Maybe we've run our course. Maybe that's it. | 0:49:57 | 0:50:01 | |
Jack coming here, it was a sign, | 0:50:02 | 0:50:05 | |
it was a wake up call. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:07 | |
I love you, Tanya. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:15 | |
Let me go. | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
Tan! | 0:50:34 | 0:50:36 | |
-I shouldn't even be here. -You got free chips, didn't you? | 0:50:38 | 0:50:41 | |
So what's in the e-mail that's so important then, eh? | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
It's from the Olympics. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:46 | |
-Billy's competing? -Yes, in the hundred metre moan. Course he's not! | 0:50:46 | 0:50:50 | |
So what's it about then? | 0:50:50 | 0:50:52 | |
Huh? Come on. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:54 | |
Tried to get rid of it but I couldn't. | 0:50:57 | 0:50:59 | |
-What? -You're going to the Olympics. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:04 | |
MOBILE PHONE BEEPS | 0:51:08 | 0:51:10 | |
-Kat, it'll turn up. -I hope not. -You what? -What's happened to you? | 0:51:27 | 0:51:31 | |
There's a grand here if he don't turn up. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
I've a good mind to lock the doors so he can't get in. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
Your turn, sweetheart. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
What a gent. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
Won't be long, mate. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:49 | |
GREG LAUGHING AND CHEERING | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
Where's Mum? I passed! Can you believe it? | 0:51:51 | 0:51:55 | |
Course I can. Chip off the old block. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
-See, told you! You were brilliant. -So brilliant you can have Oscar. | 0:51:57 | 0:52:01 | |
He's driving me round the bend. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
-Is Tan not here? Bit weird, I'll give her call. -No need, I'm here. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:07 | |
Oh, darling! Oh, well done! | 0:52:07 | 0:52:10 | |
-Well done, I'm so proud of you. -OK, Mum, you're crushing me. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
Good. | 0:52:13 | 0:52:16 | |
-What's that, a smile? -It's a big one an' all. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:27 | |
I think I'll join you. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
-Kat, upstairs. Now. -Caveman! -No, no. I mean, just come with me. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:33 | |
-I'm busy. -Kat, please! Come on. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:35 | |
-A quick one, my treat. -Make it a large one. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:37 | |
Yeah, me too. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:39 | |
-Abi should be here, shouldn't she? -It's about time someone else looked after Oscar. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
-ALFIE: -Kat! -All right, I'm coming. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:46 | |
-She passed. -First time, mate. First time. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:51 | |
Well done, Lauren. That's brilliant. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
Hey! Well done, Eddie! | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
-That's impossible, I was downstairs the whole time. -Except when you changed the barrels. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:07 | |
-We're back in sofa heaven! -I'd have preferred a grand. -No pleasing 'em! | 0:53:07 | 0:53:12 | |
Ohhh! | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
Not a minute too soon. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:19 | |
Ow, ow, ow... | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
-Hi. -All right? -How'd it go? -Yeah, all right. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:27 | |
Got a couple of bargains. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
Your life's in there. Trust me. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:37 | |
I've been shortlisted to be an Olympic torchbearer. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:50 | |
-Me? -Can I have your autograph? | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
Says I'll find out for sure in December. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
See? And you thought it was going to be a rotten day, eh? | 0:53:55 | 0:53:59 | |
Julie put me up for this. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:00 | |
Then I guess she's still around then. You know, in a way. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:04 | |
I'll be with you in a minute. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
I need you now. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:16 | |
All right, Tan. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:19 | |
Wait. Wait. | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
I've tried. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
I tried to walk away, | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
and I just can't. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
It don't feel right. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
It just don't. Not without you. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:36 | |
I love you, Max. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
With everything I've got, I love you. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:43 | |
So this is what we're going to do. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:48 | |
We're going to do it right. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:53 | |
Tomorrow... | 0:54:53 | 0:54:54 | |
Tomorrow, we tell everyone. | 0:54:55 | 0:54:58 | |
-I don't want you to feel... -I'm not the other woman. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:06 | |
I'm the only woman. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:09 | |
MUSIC: Instrumental version of "Can't Smile Without You" | 0:55:21 | 0:55:25 | |
ALFIE HUMS CHEERILY | 0:55:28 | 0:55:30 | |
-Ssh! -What's the matter? | 0:55:30 | 0:55:31 | |
-Look at her. -What am I looking at? | 0:55:33 | 0:55:36 | |
-Well? -Well, what? | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
-Don't you see? -Don't know what you're talking about. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
-She hasn't spoken a word for two days. -Well, she wouldn't, though, would she? -No? | 0:55:46 | 0:55:50 | |
No, she wouldn't. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
-She is taking her medication, isn't she? -It ain't that. -No? -No. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:56 | |
It's a bloke. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:57 | |
-Jean's got a bloke? -No, she ain't got one - which is why she's gone mute. | 0:55:57 | 0:56:01 | |
-She THOUGHT she had one. -Yeah, she don't now. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
Right, so who's the bloke? | 0:56:03 | 0:56:05 | |
No. You mean, "Who WAS the bloke?" | 0:56:05 | 0:56:07 | |
It's Norman. He's the bloke. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
-He ain't NOW. -No. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:11 | |
Right, so who is? | 0:56:11 | 0:56:13 | |
-It doesn't matter, cos Pat stepped in. -Pat? -Yeah, she's got the bloke now. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:17 | |
-Yeah, she's got the bloke. -That old trout? | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
-Well, we're not having that. -Ain't we? -No, we're not. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:22 | |
And I can't believe you two kept it to yourselves. HE SIGHS | 0:56:22 | 0:56:26 | |
GREG: There we go. | 0:56:37 | 0:56:39 | |
-Morning. -Hello. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:41 | |
Where were you last night? | 0:56:41 | 0:56:44 | |
I was just... Just here. | 0:56:44 | 0:56:46 | |
Thought you'd be packing - we're off later on, aren't we? | 0:56:46 | 0:56:50 | |
Cup of tea'd be nice first. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:52 | |
Cup of tea. Right you are. | 0:56:52 | 0:56:55 | |
There's a tractor. | 0:57:00 | 0:57:02 | |
It's a big day today, baby. | 0:57:03 | 0:57:05 | |
Guess what I did last night. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:27 | |
Go on - have a guess. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:28 | |
I don't think that's the sort of talk we need at the breakfast table. | 0:57:28 | 0:57:32 | |
I bought a car for Lauren. What d'you reckon? | 0:57:32 | 0:57:35 | |
You can buy one for me an' all if you like. | 0:57:35 | 0:57:38 | |
Went down the Vic, saw Darren, did the deal there and then on the spot. | 0:57:38 | 0:57:41 | |
We can put a big ribbon round it, give it to her. She'll get the surprise of her life. | 0:57:41 | 0:57:45 | |
-You didn't have to do that, Greg. -Well, I wanted to. | 0:57:45 | 0:57:48 | |
-Excuse me, everyone... -You can't just chuck cars at people. | 0:57:48 | 0:57:51 | |
-Not unless you're really strong. -Mum! | 0:57:51 | 0:57:54 | |
-Excuse me... -Hang on. This conversation doesn't actually involve you. | 0:57:54 | 0:57:58 | |
Thanks, Greg, but she's my daughter. If anyone buys her a car, it'll be me. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:02 | |
-She's sort of my daughter. -And he's a better dad than her own dad. -Mum, that's enough! | 0:58:02 | 0:58:07 | |
Sorry. Sorry, I'm just tired. | 0:58:09 | 0:58:12 | |
-Shouldn't we say grace? -Good Lord. | 0:58:12 | 0:58:15 | |
-Shouldn't we? -Get a grip, girl. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:17 | |
Yeah, we should. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
Yeah, that'd be nice, Rai. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:22 | |
Are you serious? | 0:58:22 | 0:58:24 | |
Yeah, I'd like to, actually. | 0:58:27 | 0:58:30 | |
And you would. | 0:58:30 | 0:58:31 | |
Spit it out - my toast's getting cold. | 0:58:38 | 0:58:40 | |
I thank God for this meal... | 0:58:41 | 0:58:43 | |
and for this family... | 0:58:43 | 0:58:45 | |
Us all being here isn't something I've always had... | 0:58:45 | 0:58:50 | |
so I thank you and, er... | 0:58:50 | 0:58:53 | |
I think the word you're looking for is "amen". | 0:58:55 | 0:59:00 | |
Amen. | 0:59:01 | 0:59:02 | |
Amen. | 0:59:02 | 0:59:04 | |
ANSWERPHONE: 'You have six new messages. | 0:59:16 | 0:59:19 | |
'Message one...' RECORDING STOPS | 0:59:19 | 0:59:22 | |
What have I done with it? What have I done with it? | 0:59:27 | 0:59:29 | |
It was there. I know it was there. I know it was there. | 0:59:29 | 0:59:32 | |
It was there. I put it there yesterday. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:35 | |
I'll phone Max. Max might have seen it. | 0:59:35 | 0:59:38 | |
I put it there, while I put my gloves on, then I went back here... | 0:59:40 | 0:59:44 | |
SHE MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY | 0:59:44 | 0:59:47 | |
Max? Max, it's me. | 0:59:49 | 0:59:51 | |
Look, I've lost my engagement ring. I took it off yesterday and now it's gone and I can't find it anywhere. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:57 | |
Look, can you give me a call if you've seen it? Please? | 0:59:57 | 1:00:00 | |
OK, bye. Bye. | 1:00:00 | 1:00:02 | |
Bet you're wondering why I'm in here. | 1:00:05 | 1:00:07 | |
Meeting Greg. Made a sale last night. He's buying a motor for Lauren. | 1:00:07 | 1:00:11 | |
-No, he ain't. That's my job. -It's a bit late for that. | 1:00:11 | 1:00:13 | |
-I've done the paperwork, deposit... I thought you'd be happy. -Why would I? It's my kid, not his. | 1:00:13 | 1:00:19 | |
-Jack. -Max. | 1:00:19 | 1:00:21 | |
-How's things? -Yeah, good. | 1:00:21 | 1:00:24 | |
-Did you think about what I said? -Yeah, I did, yeah. -And? | 1:00:24 | 1:00:27 | |
-Yeah, I took your advice. -Really? | 1:00:27 | 1:00:30 | |
-Get us another coffee, Darren, please. -You've still got one. -I want another one. | 1:00:30 | 1:00:34 | |
It's like you said. Tanya, she don't want to be the other woman. | 1:00:38 | 1:00:41 | |
She tried that before, as you so kindly pointed out. | 1:00:41 | 1:00:44 | |
I'm almost believing you. | 1:00:44 | 1:00:46 | |
Well, believe. | 1:00:46 | 1:00:48 | |
Cos you helped us see the light. | 1:00:48 | 1:00:51 | |
There you go. | 1:00:51 | 1:00:52 | |
-Where's mine? -Well, you could've said. | 1:00:55 | 1:00:58 | |
-I'm saying now, ain't I? -Yeah, I know, but you ain't my boss. | 1:00:58 | 1:01:01 | |
Oi! I've got money wrapped up in the car lot, which means you, doughnut, collect the coffees. | 1:01:01 | 1:01:06 | |
Go on. | 1:01:06 | 1:01:07 | |
This better be straight up, Max. Only I'm watching you. | 1:01:12 | 1:01:16 | |
Well, you watch all you like. | 1:01:16 | 1:01:18 | |
You've seen the light - amazing. | 1:01:18 | 1:01:22 | |
Yeah, I saw it all right. | 1:01:22 | 1:01:25 | |
-One coffee. -Right, I've got to get off. | 1:01:26 | 1:01:30 | |
You're doing the right thing. | 1:01:31 | 1:01:33 | |
Yeah. Don't I know it. | 1:01:33 | 1:01:35 | |
Max, if that was about business I really feel like I should be involved. | 1:01:36 | 1:01:40 | |
Calm down. I'm still getting over you selling a motor to Greg. DARREN SIGHS | 1:01:40 | 1:01:45 | |
Here, couldn't put those in the salon? | 1:01:47 | 1:01:50 | |
-Yeah, yeah, I could maybe put a few round. -Life-saver. | 1:01:50 | 1:01:53 | |
I've got loads to distribute. | 1:01:53 | 1:01:54 | |
-This what you're doing now? Spreading the word. -It's helping me so I can help others, right? | 1:01:54 | 1:01:59 | |
You look good on it. | 1:01:59 | 1:02:01 | |
-Do I? -Yeah. Happier. Much. | 1:02:01 | 1:02:05 | |
I feel it. I do. | 1:02:05 | 1:02:06 | |
Thing is, you never really know where it's going to come from. Happiness. | 1:02:06 | 1:02:10 | |
You just have to keep looking forward till you stumble across it. | 1:02:10 | 1:02:14 | |
Or sometimes it was there already. | 1:02:14 | 1:02:16 | |
Yeah. Thanks. | 1:02:16 | 1:02:18 | |
-See you later, Rai. -See you later. | 1:02:19 | 1:02:22 | |
-MO: -It's a diabolical liberty, it is. | 1:02:27 | 1:02:30 | |
Yeah. | 1:02:30 | 1:02:32 | |
Yeah. I understand. | 1:02:32 | 1:02:34 | |
Jean? | 1:02:34 | 1:02:36 | |
So...Norman. | 1:02:36 | 1:02:39 | |
-Who? -We all know. | 1:02:39 | 1:02:41 | |
Oh, well, it's not worth mentioning. Not really. | 1:02:41 | 1:02:45 | |
Are you going to let that slapper walk all over you? | 1:02:45 | 1:02:49 | |
-Pat ain't a patch on you. -That's not the way Norman sees it. | 1:02:49 | 1:02:52 | |
Where's your fight, woman? If I'd given up on the first hurdle, I'd be a nun by now. | 1:02:52 | 1:02:57 | |
What you need is to catch his eye, take his breath away. | 1:02:57 | 1:03:01 | |
I'm not really the showy type. | 1:03:01 | 1:03:04 | |
Flaming liberty. | 1:03:04 | 1:03:06 | |
Have you seen this? | 1:03:06 | 1:03:08 | |
They're closing the community centre, just because of a dodgy roof. | 1:03:08 | 1:03:12 | |
The council won't pay out cos of cuts. | 1:03:12 | 1:03:14 | |
What a shame. No more wrestling for the over-90s. | 1:03:14 | 1:03:18 | |
There goes my webcam dream. | 1:03:18 | 1:03:20 | |
Let's have a look at that. | 1:03:20 | 1:03:21 | |
Hey, Nan, you're a beaut. This is it, Jean. | 1:03:24 | 1:03:26 | |
You start a "save our community centre" campaign. | 1:03:26 | 1:03:29 | |
You can spearhead it, get in the papers.. | 1:03:29 | 1:03:32 | |
-Not me. Surely... -Who reads the papers? I bet Norman does. -I'm not a rebel. -Well, -I -am. | 1:03:32 | 1:03:37 | |
-And all you got to do is follow my lead. -Iron your leotard, Mo. Wrestling's back on. | 1:03:37 | 1:03:42 | |
SHE BREATHES RAPIDLY | 1:03:44 | 1:03:47 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:03:47 | 1:03:49 | |
-Hello?! -'Mum...' | 1:03:51 | 1:03:53 | |
-Oh, Jodie. -I've been having thoughts right? And there is no way | 1:03:53 | 1:03:56 | |
that me and you aren't getting married on the same day. | 1:03:56 | 1:03:59 | |
I'm a bit busy right now, darling. We'll talk later, yeah? | 1:03:59 | 1:04:03 | |
It wouldn't be right without you by my side. Tell her, Poppy. | 1:04:03 | 1:04:06 | |
No. No, look it wouldn't be right without you. | 1:04:06 | 1:04:09 | |
Mum? | 1:04:12 | 1:04:13 | |
What's happened? | 1:04:13 | 1:04:15 | |
-Hello. Gaynor, would you like to take Ms Cooper upstairs? -Sure. Follow me. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:23 | |
-All right? -Hello. | 1:04:30 | 1:04:31 | |
I've just texted the girls - told them to come round later. | 1:04:35 | 1:04:38 | |
-SHE EXHALES DEEPLY -This is it, then? -This is it. | 1:04:38 | 1:04:42 | |
I couldn't sleep last night. Everyone's faces kept popping into my head. | 1:04:42 | 1:04:46 | |
Greg, you mean? | 1:04:46 | 1:04:48 | |
-Abs, Rainie. Even my mum. -Your mum? It's no wonder you couldn't sleep. | 1:04:48 | 1:04:53 | |
-She's going to be your mum again soon. You ready for that? -Yeah, I don't care. As long as I'm with you. | 1:04:53 | 1:04:58 | |
Did you know Greg's bought Lauren a motor? | 1:05:00 | 1:05:02 | |
You'll just have to let it go, babe. It's probably the last thing he'll ever do for her. | 1:05:02 | 1:05:07 | |
What if she sticks to her word - jumps in it and runs me over? | 1:05:07 | 1:05:10 | |
She's not going to. | 1:05:10 | 1:05:12 | |
Not when she realises it's us. | 1:05:12 | 1:05:14 | |
We're all going to be together again. All of us. | 1:05:14 | 1:05:18 | |
I'm shaking. Look at me. | 1:05:18 | 1:05:20 | |
I'm going to need a drink before we do this. | 1:05:20 | 1:05:22 | |
I tell you what - why don't we meet at the flat? We'll have a couple of drinks, then... | 1:05:22 | 1:05:27 | |
take a deep breath and go and tell everyone. SHE SIGHS | 1:05:27 | 1:05:30 | |
-Max... -I know. | 1:05:30 | 1:05:33 | |
But we walk in... | 1:05:33 | 1:05:35 | |
hand in hand... | 1:05:35 | 1:05:36 | |
and we'll do what we got to do. | 1:05:36 | 1:05:39 | |
-It's a sign. -It's a lost ring. -It's almost like the ring knows something's not right. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:45 | |
Mum, you're getting married. | 1:05:45 | 1:05:47 | |
Max has proposed, you've accepted. | 1:05:47 | 1:05:49 | |
-Yeah. Same day as Jode. -Yeah, same day as me. | 1:05:49 | 1:05:51 | |
Not so sure about that. Max wasn't exactly happy at the prospect. | 1:05:51 | 1:05:55 | |
-Mum, I'm not doing this without you. Poppy'll drag Max there if she has to. -Yeah, I'll drag him. | 1:05:55 | 1:06:00 | |
All this panic is just nerves. | 1:06:01 | 1:06:04 | |
-What you really need is to get thinking about your big day. -BOTH big days. | 1:06:04 | 1:06:08 | |
-Which is the same day. -I dunno, love. | 1:06:08 | 1:06:11 | |
-I -do. Now come on, | 1:06:13 | 1:06:15 | |
Jodie's taking charge. | 1:06:15 | 1:06:17 | |
What you need is plans. | 1:06:18 | 1:06:20 | |
Big, amazing plans. | 1:06:20 | 1:06:22 | |
Beep, beep, beep. | 1:06:23 | 1:06:25 | |
That got a chapter about being dumped with grandchildren morning, noon and night? | 1:06:27 | 1:06:31 | |
Thought you was going to be out spreading the gospel. | 1:06:33 | 1:06:36 | |
I'm building up to it. | 1:06:36 | 1:06:37 | |
Not a lot to shoving a leaflet in someone's face. | 1:06:37 | 1:06:41 | |
Bit more than that, Mum. | 1:06:41 | 1:06:43 | |
Really? | 1:06:43 | 1:06:45 | |
OSCAR CHATTERS | 1:06:45 | 1:06:47 | |
-TV, VOLUME INCREASING: 'That's the cartoon done by Topol...' -Mum! | 1:06:48 | 1:06:52 | |
'..who played the part of Tevye in Fiddler, and he did that and one other one of me, | 1:06:52 | 1:06:58 | |
-'and gave them to me and signed them. There you go. -Wow! He was a great artist, as well. | 1:06:58 | 1:07:03 | |
'Yeah, it's a good cartoon...' | 1:07:03 | 1:07:05 | |
Patrick? | 1:07:05 | 1:07:07 | |
Do you fancy a drink or three? | 1:07:07 | 1:07:10 | |
What do you mean, you're busy? | 1:07:10 | 1:07:13 | |
Doing what? | 1:07:13 | 1:07:15 | |
What?! | 1:07:15 | 1:07:16 | |
So what made Jean so popular, then? | 1:07:19 | 1:07:21 | |
-Shut up. -What you doing? | 1:07:21 | 1:07:22 | |
Don't keep hitting me like that, that's abuse that is, darling. | 1:07:22 | 1:07:26 | |
-You're going to have to kiss it better later now, ain't you? -I would, but... | 1:07:26 | 1:07:29 | |
I got chapped lips. | 1:07:29 | 1:07:31 | |
-This...is a desecration. -What? | 1:07:31 | 1:07:35 | |
-A desecration. -You doing that in French? | 1:07:35 | 1:07:38 | |
Zip it, Nan. | 1:07:38 | 1:07:39 | |
Go on, Jean. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:41 | |
Well, er, whatever it is, it's wrong. Because we need the centre | 1:07:41 | 1:07:47 | |
and, um... Well, if we want it, we're going to have to fight for it. | 1:07:47 | 1:07:51 | |
Oh, yes, it's like everything in life, you know. | 1:07:51 | 1:07:53 | |
Exactly, Patrick. Exactly. | 1:07:53 | 1:07:56 | |
So, um, I'm proposing... | 1:07:56 | 1:07:58 | |
Oh, Jean. Oh, yes, I'll marry you. | 1:07:58 | 1:08:01 | |
For me? You shouldn't have. | 1:08:05 | 1:08:06 | |
-Just what every teen needs. -Shame I haven't got a car to put them in, though. | 1:08:06 | 1:08:11 | |
Well, that's the thing. See, we've got to think about getting you a motor. | 1:08:11 | 1:08:15 | |
Sure your dad can sort you out a deal. | 1:08:15 | 1:08:17 | |
-You think he would? -Well, there's no point passing your test if you're going to get on a bus! | 1:08:17 | 1:08:22 | |
I'm proposing that we all take up arms together. | 1:08:22 | 1:08:25 | |
Oh, yes, and take up your legs too. | 1:08:25 | 1:08:29 | |
PATRICK CHUCKLES | 1:08:29 | 1:08:31 | |
Patrick, we're supposed to be taking this seriously. Er... | 1:08:31 | 1:08:35 | |
I'm proposing a roof fund. | 1:08:35 | 1:08:38 | |
Ways of raising money to get the roof fixed. | 1:08:38 | 1:08:41 | |
Here, Norm. Over here, mate. (Build it and he will come.) | 1:08:41 | 1:08:44 | |
Heard there was an uprising. | 1:08:44 | 1:08:46 | |
Yes, this is us. | 1:08:46 | 1:08:47 | |
Up rising together. | 1:08:47 | 1:08:49 | |
Ooh, sorry. I got held up. | 1:08:49 | 1:08:52 | |
Budge up, Patrick. | 1:08:52 | 1:08:53 | |
All right, all right, all right. | 1:08:53 | 1:08:55 | |
Ooh, I love a revolution. | 1:08:55 | 1:08:58 | |
We've got enough actually, Pat. Sorry. | 1:08:58 | 1:09:02 | |
Kat, love, you can never have enough. You should know that. | 1:09:02 | 1:09:04 | |
I agree. | 1:09:04 | 1:09:06 | |
Aww! | 1:09:12 | 1:09:14 | |
This bit still makes me cry. | 1:09:15 | 1:09:17 | |
You're supposed to be cheering me up. | 1:09:17 | 1:09:20 | |
This is cheery. | 1:09:20 | 1:09:21 | |
Dead cheery. | 1:09:21 | 1:09:23 | |
-You two! -So, have you got any ideas yet? Things you might need. | 1:09:23 | 1:09:28 | |
You know, stuff like they had. | 1:09:28 | 1:09:30 | |
-What, like the Royals? -We've got to splash out, make it spesh. | 1:09:30 | 1:09:35 | |
It'll turn up. It will. | 1:09:35 | 1:09:37 | |
So, how's Darren about all this, eh? | 1:09:40 | 1:09:42 | |
-It is his big day as well. -Well, me and Pops've got a plan for him. | 1:09:42 | 1:09:46 | |
-We're going to do a pincher movement. -Pincher. -Pincher? | 1:09:46 | 1:09:49 | |
Like a crab with his pinchers - come at him from either side. | 1:09:49 | 1:09:52 | |
He tries to go one way, I'll be there. Tries to go the other way, Poppy'll be there. | 1:09:52 | 1:09:56 | |
-Genius, innit? -Genius. | 1:09:56 | 1:09:58 | |
Gaynor'll be with you in a minute, all right? | 1:10:21 | 1:10:24 | |
I'm sorry if I got a bit ahead of myself earlier on. | 1:10:30 | 1:10:35 | |
You know, with the car and all that. | 1:10:35 | 1:10:37 | |
You didn't need to do that, darling. | 1:10:37 | 1:10:40 | |
Course I did. Don't want you unhappy, do I? | 1:10:40 | 1:10:43 | |
-Not when we're about to fly off. -I haven't packed yet. | 1:10:43 | 1:10:47 | |
I just got the cases down. I thought we could pack a bit extra - you know, bit of silk, bit of lace... | 1:10:47 | 1:10:52 | |
-Great. -You do what you've got to do here, hand over the keys and I'll sort the rest out, all right? | 1:10:52 | 1:10:56 | |
TOY BANGS | 1:11:13 | 1:11:14 | |
Stop that racket. D'you hear me? | 1:11:14 | 1:11:18 | |
Stop your noise. | 1:11:20 | 1:11:24 | |
How class is that? | 1:11:34 | 1:11:35 | |
Max and Jack will see that I'm not just the coffee boy. | 1:11:35 | 1:11:39 | |
How many of these have you got? | 1:11:39 | 1:11:40 | |
-A thousand. -One thousand? | 1:11:40 | 1:11:42 | |
Yep. Mickey did me a good deal. He said you can't call yourself a businessman | 1:11:42 | 1:11:46 | |
unless you've got business cards. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:48 | |
Yeah. It's going to take centuries to hand them all out. Sorry. | 1:11:48 | 1:11:51 | |
Right. Pretend you don't know me. | 1:11:51 | 1:11:55 | |
-But I do. -Yeah, I know. But you're just pretending, right, Tam? Go with it, all right? | 1:11:55 | 1:11:59 | |
-Pretend we're at a function. -What function? | 1:11:59 | 1:12:01 | |
Um, golf. A golf day. | 1:12:01 | 1:12:03 | |
I wouldn't be there, cos I don't like golf. | 1:12:03 | 1:12:06 | |
Yeah I know, but this is the bloke you're pretending to be. | 1:12:06 | 1:12:09 | |
-He likes golf? -He loves it. | 1:12:09 | 1:12:12 | |
Oh, OK. What trousers am I wearing? | 1:12:12 | 1:12:15 | |
-Sorry? -Cos they wear really weird trousers. | 1:12:15 | 1:12:18 | |
Yeah, anyway, I come over, and we get chatting, and you say... | 1:12:18 | 1:12:21 | |
-"D'you like my trousers?" -No. You say, what do I do for a living? | 1:12:21 | 1:12:26 | |
And I say, "Darren Miller, sales exec, work in the automobile industry." | 1:12:26 | 1:12:30 | |
-And you say... -"I've got other pairs." | 1:12:30 | 1:12:32 | |
"How interesting. Really good to talk to you. | 1:12:32 | 1:12:35 | |
"Why don't you take one of my cards and...call me?" | 1:12:35 | 1:12:39 | |
-I've already got one, though, so... -Well, now you've got two. | 1:12:39 | 1:12:42 | |
OK. I'll call you twice, then. | 1:12:42 | 1:12:44 | |
Yeah. Call me twice. | 1:12:44 | 1:12:46 | |
-Here he is. -Here he is. -Oh, look what I've got! | 1:12:46 | 1:12:50 | |
Pincher One to Pincher Two. Are you reading me? Over. | 1:12:50 | 1:12:53 | |
Pincher Two to Pincher One, I am reading you. Over. | 1:12:53 | 1:12:56 | |
-Darren Miller, I am sick of being engaged to you. -Sick to death. | 1:12:56 | 1:13:00 | |
-So I've decided that we're going to set a date. -A date to get married. | 1:13:00 | 1:13:03 | |
Cool. | 1:13:03 | 1:13:05 | |
I will see you on the golf course, Darren. OK? | 1:13:05 | 1:13:08 | |
Oh, you should've told me you were having a meeting. | 1:13:15 | 1:13:18 | |
Tell you what, that centre has been a godsend to me. Talking of which... | 1:13:18 | 1:13:22 | |
This is too late for me, my dear. Not enough time left to repent for all the things that I have done. | 1:13:22 | 1:13:29 | |
-That's just it - it's never too late. -We're talking roof here. | 1:13:29 | 1:13:32 | |
Oh...sorry. | 1:13:32 | 1:13:34 | |
-There's some wise words in here. -Yeah, I think so. | 1:13:34 | 1:13:38 | |
Yeah, but none of 'em mention a tiler. So come on, Jean, focus. | 1:13:38 | 1:13:41 | |
Right. | 1:13:41 | 1:13:42 | |
I've put together a fund-raising team list. | 1:13:42 | 1:13:48 | |
So Patrick, because you're such a charmer, | 1:13:48 | 1:13:51 | |
I thought you could contact local companies and see if they'd like to contribute to the cause. | 1:13:51 | 1:13:55 | |
Well, then, I'll give it my charming best, my dear. | 1:13:55 | 1:14:00 | |
-Norman and I... -Yeah? | 1:14:00 | 1:14:03 | |
I thought we could do event management. | 1:14:03 | 1:14:05 | |
Organise some sort of function where we get people to... | 1:14:05 | 1:14:10 | |
open their eyes to what is going on. | 1:14:10 | 1:14:13 | |
I'm all for that, Jean. | 1:14:13 | 1:14:15 | |
-You are? -Oh, yeah. -So who's going to do the catering? | 1:14:15 | 1:14:19 | |
W-W-Why do we need catering? | 1:14:19 | 1:14:21 | |
-You always need catering. -Yeah, I could help you with that Jean. Yeah, you cook, I'll dish out. | 1:14:21 | 1:14:26 | |
-OK, that sounds settled, then. -It does? -Yeah. | 1:14:26 | 1:14:29 | |
Hold on. This is JEAN'S scheme. | 1:14:29 | 1:14:31 | |
Yeah, and it's working beautifully. I'll help you manage events. And I hope you've got some good ideas. | 1:14:31 | 1:14:36 | |
-Well, let's discuss it all over a bottle of wine, eh? -Oh, lovely. | 1:14:36 | 1:14:41 | |
-SHE SHOUTS: -Brainwave! Brainwave! | 1:14:45 | 1:14:47 | |
I know what will get us some money. | 1:14:47 | 1:14:50 | |
We could have a fete. Yeah. We could hold a fete. | 1:14:54 | 1:14:58 | |
And it could be called the, um... | 1:14:58 | 1:15:01 | |
Fete and Fortune Day. | 1:15:01 | 1:15:03 | |
-I can do me tarot cards. -You know, we could get Ian to sponsor that. | 1:15:03 | 1:15:08 | |
And we'll need a main attraction, so maybe, Norman, you could do your Pearly King thing. | 1:15:08 | 1:15:13 | |
-You'll need a Pearly Queen. -I could do that. We could be a right pearly royal couple, Norman. | 1:15:13 | 1:15:17 | |
-Everyone will flock to see us. -That's a great idea! | 1:15:17 | 1:15:20 | |
-But I've got my own Queen. -You have? | 1:15:21 | 1:15:24 | |
You'll do it, won't you, Pat? | 1:15:24 | 1:15:26 | |
CRASHING | 1:15:32 | 1:15:34 | |
OSCAR SCREAMS | 1:15:34 | 1:15:36 | |
Oscar? | 1:15:38 | 1:15:39 | |
I'm on my way there now. | 1:15:40 | 1:15:43 | |
Yeah, I'm going to tidy up, yeah. Put everything in boxes. | 1:15:43 | 1:15:47 | |
Yeah all right, I'll see you there. | 1:15:47 | 1:15:49 | |
What you doing there? | 1:15:54 | 1:15:56 | |
-What are we going to do, Max? -What do you mean, do? | 1:15:56 | 1:15:59 | |
-About the wedding. The double wedding. You know - me, you, Jodie, Vanessa. -Why? What? | 1:15:59 | 1:16:03 | |
It's still happening. They're in the kitchen, planning it. | 1:16:03 | 1:16:06 | |
They dragged me here and started talking about flamingos. | 1:16:06 | 1:16:09 | |
I had to escape. You've got to calm them down, have a word. | 1:16:09 | 1:16:12 | |
-I can't - I got to be somewhere. -What am I going to do? | 1:16:12 | 1:16:15 | |
-Darren, just calm down. -Calm down? I need to find about 20 grand. | 1:16:15 | 1:16:20 | |
-Maybe you don't need to. -It's not like I can turn to my parents - they ain't got it. -I didn't mean that. | 1:16:20 | 1:16:25 | |
-Just slow down, don't panic and things'll take care of themselves, all right? -Well, how exactly? | 1:16:25 | 1:16:30 | |
Darren, just keep your money in your pocket, all right? | 1:16:30 | 1:16:33 | |
Just keep it there and what will be will be. | 1:16:33 | 1:16:37 | |
Max... | 1:16:38 | 1:16:40 | |
You do realise you're my hero, don't you? | 1:16:42 | 1:16:44 | |
Yeah, I managed to get rid of most of them. | 1:16:49 | 1:16:52 | |
Oh, great. Me too. | 1:16:52 | 1:16:53 | |
Rai, have you read anything yet about forgiveness? | 1:16:56 | 1:17:00 | |
-Loads. -Yeah? -Yeah. Why? | 1:17:00 | 1:17:04 | |
Just wondering. | 1:17:04 | 1:17:05 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:17:05 | 1:17:07 | |
Hello. | 1:17:16 | 1:17:17 | |
What? | 1:17:18 | 1:17:20 | |
Right, yeah, I'll be straight there. | 1:17:22 | 1:17:25 | |
Tan? | 1:17:25 | 1:17:26 | |
MUSIC: "La Bamba" by Los Lobos | 1:17:26 | 1:17:29 | |
HE SINGS ALONG: # La, la, la, la La Bamba | 1:17:29 | 1:17:32 | |
# Ba-da-ba-da-da, da-da. # | 1:17:32 | 1:17:35 | |
Oh, yeah! | 1:17:35 | 1:17:37 | |
Thank you. How is he? | 1:17:42 | 1:17:45 | |
He's fine, Mrs Jessop. Just a cut and a small bruise. | 1:17:45 | 1:17:48 | |
I'm going for a drink. He's worn me out. | 1:17:48 | 1:17:51 | |
Oh, I'm so sorry, darling. Mummy should've been here, shouldn't she? | 1:17:51 | 1:17:55 | |
-He'll definitely be OK? -Right as rain. -OK, well, thank you. | 1:17:55 | 1:17:58 | |
-To be honest, I was hoping to see you. -You were? | 1:17:58 | 1:18:01 | |
While Oscar's in the play area, can I have a quick word? | 1:18:01 | 1:18:04 | |
My receptionist will look after him. | 1:18:04 | 1:18:06 | |
Yeah, OK. | 1:18:06 | 1:18:08 | |
You all right? | 1:18:12 | 1:18:14 | |
Jodie...I've thought long and hard about this, | 1:18:16 | 1:18:20 | |
and I've decided that I'm not going to marry you. | 1:18:20 | 1:18:24 | |
-Oh, no. -What? -Without making it the social event of the year! | 1:18:24 | 1:18:27 | |
-TAMWAR LAUGHS -I almost ruined my golf trousers. | 1:18:27 | 1:18:31 | |
-I'm going to go now - I got a restaurant to run. -Well, not yet, | 1:18:31 | 1:18:34 | |
cos I ain't asked you to be my best man yet, have I? | 1:18:34 | 1:18:37 | |
-Are you going to get down on one knee? -No but come on - you going to do me the honour? Yes or no? -Yes. | 1:18:37 | 1:18:42 | |
-I can have what I want? -And more. -Have you actually got the money, though? | 1:18:42 | 1:18:46 | |
-Yeah, I've got the money. -Good. -THEY SCREAM | 1:18:46 | 1:18:49 | |
It's on - the double wedding! Darren said that Max said it's on! | 1:18:52 | 1:18:57 | |
-Forgive me for asking, but did you get a letter recently? -From? | 1:19:00 | 1:19:03 | |
-The health service. -I don't know. It's been so manic lately, I... | 1:19:03 | 1:19:08 | |
I did stuff some post in my bag, actually, yeah. | 1:19:08 | 1:19:11 | |
What they writing to me for? It's not one of them surveys, is it? | 1:19:11 | 1:19:14 | |
I don't think it's a survey. | 1:19:14 | 1:19:16 | |
-How did you know I was getting a letter? -You should maybe open it. | 1:19:36 | 1:19:40 | |
-What is this? -The results of your smear test. | 1:19:47 | 1:19:51 | |
Your smear's reported as having severe dyskaryosis. | 1:19:51 | 1:19:54 | |
-What's that in English? -Don't be alarmed, but they're pre-cancerous abnormal cells | 1:19:56 | 1:20:01 | |
that may need treatment. | 1:20:01 | 1:20:03 | |
I heard the C word then. That was the C word. | 1:20:04 | 1:20:07 | |
-The results don't necessarily mean that. -So, what do they mean? | 1:20:07 | 1:20:11 | |
There's a concern about some of the cells. For the majority of women, however, they won't be cancerous. | 1:20:11 | 1:20:16 | |
-But they might be for me? -You'll need to call the gynaecology unit to make an appointment. | 1:20:16 | 1:20:21 | |
The leaflets they enclosed tell you more. | 1:20:21 | 1:20:23 | |
I, um... | 1:20:25 | 1:20:26 | |
D'you know, I did have some... | 1:20:28 | 1:20:30 | |
Some bleeding... | 1:20:30 | 1:20:32 | |
you know - after sex. Does that mean something? | 1:20:32 | 1:20:35 | |
It's bad, isn't it? I knew it was. I meant to come in about that... | 1:20:38 | 1:20:41 | |
Well, you'll need to get it checked out. | 1:20:41 | 1:20:44 | |
-It's bad, isn't it? -We need to get you looked at as soon as we can. | 1:20:44 | 1:20:47 | |
Right, but you're... I mean, you've seen all this before, so you'd know. | 1:20:47 | 1:20:50 | |
We can't make assumptions - not at this stage. | 1:20:50 | 1:20:52 | |
Is this... Is this what I think... | 1:20:56 | 1:20:59 | |
Is this what I think it could be? | 1:20:59 | 1:21:01 | |
Is it? I mean, you can tell me. I'd like to hear. | 1:21:01 | 1:21:04 | |
Obviously... Obviously, I wouldn't but I've got to. So tell me... | 1:21:04 | 1:21:08 | |
-Tell me. Is it? -Tanya... | 1:21:08 | 1:21:10 | |
It's cancer, innit? Tanya, please... | 1:21:10 | 1:21:12 | |
Hm! | 1:21:15 | 1:21:17 | |
Like father, like daughter. | 1:21:17 | 1:21:20 | |
Let's make this appointment, hey? | 1:21:20 | 1:21:22 | |
He was dead before he was 40. | 1:21:22 | 1:21:24 | |
-Flamingos, Poppy. -Flamingos, yeah. -Ice sculptures. -Ice sculptures! -THEY SQUEAL | 1:21:45 | 1:21:50 | |
SHE SINGS ALONG TO RADIO: # Ever since we met you've had a hold on me | 1:21:58 | 1:22:02 | |
# It happens to be true | 1:22:02 | 1:22:05 | |
# I only wanna be with you. # | 1:22:05 | 1:22:09 | |
Babe, what happened to you? I was getting worried about you. | 1:22:31 | 1:22:34 | |
Sorry, I got held up. Oscar had an accident. | 1:22:37 | 1:22:41 | |
What sort of accident? Is he all right? | 1:22:41 | 1:22:43 | |
Yeah, sorry, he's fine, he's fine. He just fell over. Mum was with him. | 1:22:43 | 1:22:47 | |
-I just had to go to the doctor's, pick him up, that's all. -Oh, right. | 1:22:47 | 1:22:51 | |
Right, well, I've boxed everything up. | 1:22:51 | 1:22:54 | |
-Do you want that drink? -Mmm. | 1:22:57 | 1:22:58 | |
Thanks. | 1:23:02 | 1:23:03 | |
You sure you're all right? | 1:23:08 | 1:23:09 | |
Yes, I'm fine. It's just doctors, innit? You know what I'm like. | 1:23:09 | 1:23:14 | |
You're not still upset because of the other day, are you? | 1:23:17 | 1:23:20 | |
You know, going back to your mum's? | 1:23:20 | 1:23:22 | |
Yeah, maybe. | 1:23:22 | 1:23:24 | |
-You're just stressed, aren't you? You're bound to be. -Yeah. | 1:23:28 | 1:23:33 | |
Finish your drink. Let's get it over with. | 1:23:33 | 1:23:35 | |
Like having your tooth pulled? | 1:23:37 | 1:23:39 | |
Babe, I'm as scared as you are, I am. | 1:23:40 | 1:23:43 | |
I feel sick. | 1:23:44 | 1:23:46 | |
But we don't have a choice, do we? | 1:23:46 | 1:23:48 | |
We're doing the right thing. | 1:23:48 | 1:23:50 | |
After tonight, we're all going to be together. | 1:23:51 | 1:23:54 | |
What if it's not that simple? | 1:23:59 | 1:24:01 | |
-What do you mean? -What if things happen? | 1:24:01 | 1:24:04 | |
What do you mean? What things? | 1:24:04 | 1:24:05 | |
Things. Just things. | 1:24:08 | 1:24:10 | |
You know, things happen in life, don't they? People get sick. | 1:24:10 | 1:24:12 | |
They die. They get hit by a car. | 1:24:12 | 1:24:14 | |
Babe, I know this is difficult, but nothing's going to happen. | 1:24:14 | 1:24:17 | |
This is what we want, innit? You and me together again. | 1:24:17 | 1:24:19 | |
You're never going to look at me the way my mum used to look at my dad? | 1:24:22 | 1:24:27 | |
Not a shred of love in her eyes? | 1:24:27 | 1:24:29 | |
Course I ain't. | 1:24:29 | 1:24:31 | |
Babe, it's going to be fine. | 1:24:31 | 1:24:33 | |
It's not going to be fine. It's never going to be fine. I think maybe, | 1:24:34 | 1:24:40 | |
I think maybe this whole thing's a mistake. | 1:24:40 | 1:24:43 | |
What do you mean a mistake? What are you talking about? | 1:24:43 | 1:24:46 | |
-Tan, listen to me... -No. -Listen, we'll go over there, | 1:24:48 | 1:24:52 | |
we'll do the right thing in the right way, all right? We'll sit everyone down, | 1:24:52 | 1:24:56 | |
and explain how sorry we are. We never meant for it to happen, but we couldn't help it. | 1:24:56 | 1:25:00 | |
We love each other. | 1:25:00 | 1:25:01 | |
-And then, babe, we'll just deal with what happens. Together. -No. | 1:25:01 | 1:25:08 | |
Babe, what do you mean no? | 1:25:08 | 1:25:10 | |
I don't want this any more. I don't want this. | 1:25:10 | 1:25:12 | |
I've changed my mind. | 1:25:12 | 1:25:14 | |
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS | 1:25:18 | 1:25:20 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:25:24 | 1:25:26 | |
Hello? Er, no, she's not. | 1:25:29 | 1:25:35 | |
-Girls, have you seen your mum? -No, sorry. | 1:25:35 | 1:25:37 | |
No, no, no. No they haven't. | 1:25:37 | 1:25:39 | |
Yeah, I'll pass it on. OK, bye. Bye. | 1:25:39 | 1:25:41 | |
-Who was that? -Greg. Now go on, scoot, scoot! | 1:25:41 | 1:25:44 | |
Your dad will be back in a minute and I don't want anything to distract from the romance. | 1:25:44 | 1:25:49 | |
Go on, get out. | 1:25:49 | 1:25:50 | |
If you walk out that door, I'll go back now and I'll tell Vanessa everything. | 1:25:59 | 1:26:04 | |
I'll tell her it's over. I'll tell her I've been with you all this time. | 1:26:04 | 1:26:08 | |
You do what you want, Max. | 1:26:09 | 1:26:10 | |
What, and you think Greg's going to like that? | 1:26:10 | 1:26:13 | |
You think he's going to want you after that? | 1:26:13 | 1:26:16 | |
I'm not going to be with Greg. | 1:26:17 | 1:26:18 | |
-Babe, what are you talking about? -I'm going to, um... | 1:26:21 | 1:26:24 | |
I'm going to go back and I'm going to tell Greg that I made a mistake. | 1:26:24 | 1:26:28 | |
We should never have got married. That we should be apart. | 1:26:28 | 1:26:32 | |
Yeah, then why can't we be together? | 1:26:32 | 1:26:35 | |
Listen... Listen, if I were you, I would just go back to Vanessa and forget about all of this. | 1:26:35 | 1:26:41 | |
I don't want Vanessa, babe. I want you. | 1:26:41 | 1:26:44 | |
Tan, please don't walk out that door. | 1:26:46 | 1:26:48 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:26:52 | 1:26:55 | |
I'm sorry. | 1:26:58 | 1:27:01 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:27:03 | 1:27:05 | |
Where have you been? | 1:27:27 | 1:27:29 | |
-I've been worried sick about you. -Sorry, I got held up. | 1:27:29 | 1:27:31 | |
Come on. Look, I've packed for the pair of us. | 1:27:31 | 1:27:34 | |
I'm not sure which one of these are wrong. | 1:27:34 | 1:27:37 | |
Sure you're going to fit into them, darling? | 1:27:37 | 1:27:39 | |
Mum, could you just give me and Greg a minute, please? Alone. We need to talk. | 1:27:39 | 1:27:43 | |
Come on, Oscar. | 1:27:43 | 1:27:46 | |
FRONT DOOR OPENS | 1:27:51 | 1:27:52 | |
There you are. | 1:28:00 | 1:28:02 | |
-I was getting this close to getting really hacked off with you. -Sorry. | 1:28:02 | 1:28:06 | |
-It looks lovely. -I try my best. | 1:28:08 | 1:28:12 | |
Right, come on let's take your jacket off. | 1:28:12 | 1:28:14 | |
Let's pretend you weren't late, like everything's perfect. | 1:28:14 | 1:28:18 | |
Hiya, Daddo. Did you want to speak to us? | 1:28:20 | 1:28:24 | |
Uh, yeah, I did, yeah. Can we do it in a minute? | 1:28:24 | 1:28:27 | |
I won't be long, all right? I promise. | 1:28:27 | 1:28:30 | |
All right, well, sit down. I'll serve. | 1:28:35 | 1:28:37 | |
Tada! Here we are. | 1:28:43 | 1:28:47 | |
Oh, ignore that lot. Me and Jodie got a bit carried away. | 1:28:49 | 1:28:52 | |
Just a bit of fun really. OK. Max? | 1:28:52 | 1:28:57 | |
-Listen, V... -Bit of wine? | 1:29:03 | 1:29:06 | |
Yeah, that'd be great, but listen to me... | 1:29:06 | 1:29:08 | |
No buts, Max. I don't want any worries or negative thoughts. | 1:29:08 | 1:29:13 | |
I just want us to spend one hour together. | 1:29:13 | 1:29:15 | |
You know, really together. Bit of romance. | 1:29:15 | 1:29:18 | |
Cheers. | 1:29:20 | 1:29:22 | |
Yeah, cheers. | 1:29:24 | 1:29:26 | |
Right, well, tuck in. | 1:29:31 | 1:29:33 | |
Tell you the truth, babe, I'm not really hungry. | 1:29:36 | 1:29:39 | |
Very funny(!) | 1:29:39 | 1:29:41 | |
HE SOBS | 1:29:45 | 1:29:48 | |
What you doing? Max? | 1:29:51 | 1:29:53 | |
What is it? What's wrong? | 1:29:53 | 1:29:56 | |
I'm sorry. | 1:29:56 | 1:29:58 | |
Max? | 1:29:58 | 1:29:59 | |
You're starting to really worry me now. | 1:29:59 | 1:30:02 | |
-What's happened? Tell me. -I just... | 1:30:02 | 1:30:05 | |
Please, I just...I don't think I can do this any more. | 1:30:05 | 1:30:09 | |
-Do what? -This, all right. | 1:30:09 | 1:30:11 | |
Just this...carry on, you know. Just you and me. Just... | 1:30:11 | 1:30:15 | |
..just everything, you know, the whole... | 1:30:17 | 1:30:20 | |
the whole marriage thing. | 1:30:20 | 1:30:22 | |
What are you saying? Max? | 1:30:24 | 1:30:26 | |
Babe, I'm sorry. | 1:30:26 | 1:30:29 | |
I am. I'm really, really sorry, V. | 1:30:30 | 1:30:35 | |
I just don't love you. | 1:30:36 | 1:30:38 | |
It's us. You and me. | 1:30:46 | 1:30:50 | |
I've been having a really good think and I just... | 1:30:50 | 1:30:53 | |
wonder if we need a little time. | 1:30:53 | 1:30:55 | |
-For what? -A little time apart. | 1:30:55 | 1:30:58 | |
-Apart? -Yeah, time alone. You and me. | 1:31:00 | 1:31:02 | |
-Just to think things through. -I'm sorry. | 1:31:02 | 1:31:05 | |
You've completely lost me. | 1:31:05 | 1:31:06 | |
We need to spend... | 1:31:06 | 1:31:08 | |
time apart to think about you and me? | 1:31:08 | 1:31:12 | |
Yeah. | 1:31:12 | 1:31:15 | |
Why? | 1:31:15 | 1:31:16 | |
You're lovely, you're a lovely woman, but you're just not for me. | 1:31:18 | 1:31:21 | |
I thought you wanted us to be together. | 1:31:23 | 1:31:25 | |
Married. I don't understand. | 1:31:25 | 1:31:28 | |
There is nothing to understand, V. | 1:31:28 | 1:31:30 | |
So, what you just... fell out of love with me? | 1:31:31 | 1:31:35 | |
Yeah. | 1:31:37 | 1:31:39 | |
I know it sounds horrible, but that's, you know, that's what's happened. | 1:31:40 | 1:31:44 | |
What and there's no-one else involved? | 1:31:44 | 1:31:47 | |
No. Like who? | 1:31:48 | 1:31:50 | |
-I don't know, you tell me. -V, don't do this, please. | 1:31:53 | 1:31:56 | |
-There's no-one else involved. -You're lying. | 1:31:56 | 1:31:58 | |
I swear on Oscar's life, all right? I ain't been near anyone. | 1:31:58 | 1:32:01 | |
This does not make sense. | 1:32:01 | 1:32:03 | |
So you're just chucking me out for nothing, eh? Things aren't that bad. | 1:32:03 | 1:32:07 | |
I've just had enough, all right? | 1:32:07 | 1:32:09 | |
I should have said something before, but I didn't. | 1:32:09 | 1:32:11 | |
-You've had enough of what? -What do you want me to say, V? | 1:32:11 | 1:32:14 | |
All of it! | 1:32:14 | 1:32:16 | |
Your mad cleaning! Your stupid wedding plans! | 1:32:16 | 1:32:18 | |
Your perfume! I just don't want any of it any more! Do you understand?! | 1:32:18 | 1:32:22 | |
It's over, V, all right? Accept it. | 1:32:22 | 1:32:25 | |
Right, so what am I supposed to do, eh? | 1:32:27 | 1:32:29 | |
-Just grab my daughter and slink off into the night? -No, course you ain't. | 1:32:29 | 1:32:33 | |
Oh, right. You're going then, are you? Huh? I didn't think so. | 1:32:33 | 1:32:37 | |
-Can you just listen to me... -No, you listen to me! I'm not going to take this! | 1:32:37 | 1:32:41 | |
-You cannot do this! NO! NO! -Can you just calm down?! | 1:32:41 | 1:32:44 | |
-I know there's someone else involved! Who is it?! You tell me! -There ain't! | 1:32:44 | 1:32:48 | |
-Tell me her name! -Dad, what's going on? | 1:32:48 | 1:32:50 | |
Babe, it's nothing for you to worry about. Can you just go back in the kitchen? | 1:32:50 | 1:32:53 | |
-He's breaking up with me! Your wonderful father is breaking up with me! -V, don't do this, all right?! | 1:32:53 | 1:32:58 | |
Tell us her name. Go on. You want to be the big man, huh? | 1:32:58 | 1:33:01 | |
-You want to be honest? Tell us her name. Tell all of us. -Dad? | 1:33:01 | 1:33:04 | |
It's nothing for you to worry about. Go back in the kitchen. | 1:33:04 | 1:33:07 | |
-Is this what I think? -It's nothing to do with what you think it is. | 1:33:07 | 1:33:09 | |
-Whoa, whoa, what did you just say? -She didn't say nothing! | 1:33:09 | 1:33:12 | |
-Dad, you promised! -Promised? Promised what? | 1:33:12 | 1:33:15 | |
Lauren, I swear to you. Just get back in the kitchen. | 1:33:15 | 1:33:17 | |
-Promised what? -He's been seeing Mum. He's been sleeping with Mum. For months. | 1:33:17 | 1:33:22 | |
For months and months and he promised it was over. He promised. | 1:33:22 | 1:33:26 | |
V, I can explain, I can explain all of this. | 1:33:38 | 1:33:43 | |
-You and Tanya? -It's not what it sounds like. | 1:33:43 | 1:33:46 | |
I love her, V. | 1:33:47 | 1:33:49 | |
We've got a lot to talk about, I can tell that, | 1:33:58 | 1:34:00 | |
-but that's why this holiday's come at the perfect time. -DOORBELL | 1:34:00 | 1:34:03 | |
-Greg, darling. -Look, that's the taxi. Say goodbye to Oscar | 1:34:03 | 1:34:07 | |
and let's get out of here. | 1:34:07 | 1:34:09 | |
Listen, we can do our talking on the way there, | 1:34:10 | 1:34:12 | |
on the plane, in the hotel, in the sea if you really want. | 1:34:12 | 1:34:17 | |
Going somewhere are you? Holiday for two? | 1:34:19 | 1:34:21 | |
Sure you don't want to pack my fiance while you're at it? | 1:34:21 | 1:34:24 | |
VANESSA SCREAMS | 1:34:24 | 1:34:25 | |
You dirty little slag! You think you can get away with that, do you?! | 1:34:25 | 1:34:28 | |
You think you can sleep with my man and I won't take you in hand?! | 1:34:28 | 1:34:31 | |
-Huh?! -Vanessa! Vanessa! | 1:34:31 | 1:34:34 | |
-I hate you! I hate you! -What do you think you're doing?! | 1:34:34 | 1:34:37 | |
-Get off her! -I'm going to kill her! | 1:34:37 | 1:34:39 | |
-What's going on?! -Has she not told you? | 1:34:39 | 1:34:41 | |
She's been sleeping with her ex. | 1:34:41 | 1:34:43 | |
With my fiance! For months and months they've been at it behind our backs, behind your back, | 1:34:43 | 1:34:47 | |
and tonight, he just dumped me, like I was a piece of trash, | 1:34:47 | 1:34:50 | |
-like I was nothing. -Is this true? | 1:34:50 | 1:34:54 | |
-Tan! Well, is it true? You and him? -Yes, her and him! | 1:34:54 | 1:34:59 | |
If you've been wondering why she's been a bit knackered in the bedroom, now you know. | 1:34:59 | 1:35:04 | |
Vanessa get out. Just get out! | 1:35:04 | 1:35:06 | |
What are you looking at skank? | 1:35:08 | 1:35:11 | |
Shut your mouth. Get her out of here. | 1:35:11 | 1:35:13 | |
You should be ashamed of yourself. | 1:35:13 | 1:35:16 | |
You all right, Oscar? | 1:35:22 | 1:35:24 | |
Hello. How you doing? You all right? | 1:35:24 | 1:35:27 | |
I think you'd better go. | 1:35:27 | 1:35:30 | |
Look, Tanya ain't to blame for this. | 1:35:32 | 1:35:35 | |
All right, I started it. I pushed her into it, all right, Greg. | 1:35:35 | 1:35:38 | |
Leave my house. Now. | 1:35:38 | 1:35:41 | |
I think you should go. | 1:35:45 | 1:35:46 | |
-I'll see you soon, OK? -It's all right, darling. Come on. | 1:35:52 | 1:35:57 | |
She don't want to talk to you. Max! | 1:36:10 | 1:36:12 | |
If you know what's good for you, you will keep away. | 1:36:12 | 1:36:15 | |
-Do you mind Jodie, please? -I don't think Mum's in the mood. | 1:36:15 | 1:36:18 | |
-Just get out will you? The pair of you. -Mum? | 1:36:18 | 1:36:20 | |
Go to the Vic and order me a double vodka. | 1:36:20 | 1:36:23 | |
I'll be there in two minutes. | 1:36:23 | 1:36:25 | |
You say what you gotta say then get out. | 1:36:32 | 1:36:35 | |
Greg, where you going? No wait, Greg, please... | 1:36:38 | 1:36:41 | |
I'm going away. | 1:36:41 | 1:36:44 | |
On holiday. On my own. | 1:36:44 | 1:36:45 | |
-But, Greg, we should just talk things through, shouldn't we? -Well, why? | 1:36:45 | 1:36:49 | |
What's there to talk about? | 1:36:49 | 1:36:51 | |
You don't want me. | 1:36:51 | 1:36:53 | |
It's over. | 1:36:53 | 1:36:55 | |
What's left to discuss? | 1:36:55 | 1:36:56 | |
Well, I don't know, just how you're feeling? Are you going to be OK? | 1:36:56 | 1:37:00 | |
OK? Well, no, I'm not. | 1:37:00 | 1:37:04 | |
-But I will be. -Greg, I'm sorry. | 1:37:04 | 1:37:09 | |
Say goodbye to Oscar for me. | 1:37:09 | 1:37:11 | |
-Don't you want to do that yourself? -No. You can explain. | 1:37:11 | 1:37:16 | |
Oh, please, Greg, at least say goodbye to Oscar. Please. | 1:37:16 | 1:37:19 | |
He loves you. I mean, you're... | 1:37:19 | 1:37:22 | |
you're like a dad to him. | 1:37:22 | 1:37:24 | |
Like ain't quite enough. | 1:37:24 | 1:37:26 | |
What have you done, Mum? | 1:37:47 | 1:37:49 | |
I mean, what were you thinking? | 1:37:49 | 1:37:52 | |
I just... I don't want to talk about this right now. | 1:37:52 | 1:37:55 | |
You lied to me. | 1:37:55 | 1:37:57 | |
You promised on your life. On your life, Mum. Don't you remember? | 1:37:57 | 1:38:01 | |
-Yeah, I do remember. -And you don't feel bad about that?! | 1:38:01 | 1:38:03 | |
I feel sick about that now, Lauren! | 1:38:03 | 1:38:06 | |
Then why did you do it? | 1:38:06 | 1:38:08 | |
Was it, was it Dad again? | 1:38:08 | 1:38:10 | |
What, wouldn't he leave you alone? What was it?! | 1:38:10 | 1:38:13 | |
I can't talk... I'm really sorry, I can't talk about this. | 1:38:13 | 1:38:16 | |
Mum, please don't cry. Mum. | 1:38:16 | 1:38:19 | |
I'm so sorry, girls. I'm so sorry! | 1:38:19 | 1:38:21 | |
And I've let you down. I'm not fit to be a mother. I don't... | 1:38:23 | 1:38:27 | |
You deserve more, and I'm sorry. | 1:38:27 | 1:38:29 | |
No, Mum, don't say that. That's not even true. | 1:38:29 | 1:38:32 | |
I'm sorry, but it is. | 1:38:32 | 1:38:34 | |
SHE SOBS | 1:38:34 | 1:38:36 | |
Sorry. | 1:38:36 | 1:38:38 | |
OK, come on. | 1:38:40 | 1:38:41 | |
You need to go. You need to go home. | 1:38:41 | 1:38:44 | |
And I will talk to you tomorrow, all right? I promise I'll explain everything, I will. | 1:38:46 | 1:38:52 | |
It's going to be all right. | 1:38:53 | 1:38:55 | |
It is, babies. It's going to be fine. | 1:38:55 | 1:38:57 | |
As long as we stick together, yeah? Just like before. | 1:38:57 | 1:39:01 | |
Us girls. | 1:39:01 | 1:39:03 | |
And I promise you, I promise you, | 1:39:03 | 1:39:07 | |
I will never let you down again. | 1:39:07 | 1:39:09 | |
I promise. | 1:39:09 | 1:39:11 | |
Come on, go home now. | 1:39:14 | 1:39:16 | |
It's fine. Go on. | 1:39:16 | 1:39:18 | |
It's going to be all right, Mum. | 1:39:22 | 1:39:25 | |
We're going to help you. | 1:39:25 | 1:39:26 | |
We're going to sort it out, OK? | 1:39:28 | 1:39:31 | |
Pleased with yourself? | 1:39:52 | 1:39:54 | |
Why am I always the one that gets left out? The last to know? | 1:39:58 | 1:40:01 | |
Yes, I know. And you're right, | 1:40:01 | 1:40:03 | |
but we gotta stop thinking about ourselves and think about Mum. | 1:40:03 | 1:40:06 | |
Mum? She's been lying to us. | 1:40:06 | 1:40:10 | |
Because he made her, Abi. He made her. | 1:40:10 | 1:40:13 | |
What are we going to do? | 1:40:13 | 1:40:16 | |
I know exactly what we're going to do. | 1:40:16 | 1:40:18 | |
Lauren. Lauren, what are you doing? Lauren?! | 1:40:19 | 1:40:23 | |
I just want you to remember, when I next step out of line. | 1:40:23 | 1:40:26 | |
What you did here, tonight, to Greg. | 1:40:26 | 1:40:28 | |
Who you don't even like. Look at you on your high horse. | 1:40:28 | 1:40:32 | |
Ever since our wedding day, you've been hinting he weren't right. | 1:40:32 | 1:40:35 | |
And I was spot on, wasn't I? | 1:40:35 | 1:40:37 | |
I know you, girl. I know what goes on up here and down there. | 1:40:37 | 1:40:42 | |
I know what makes you tick. | 1:40:42 | 1:40:44 | |
Oh, you know what makes me tick, do you? | 1:40:44 | 1:40:46 | |
You know me so well, don't you, Mum. | 1:40:46 | 1:40:48 | |
Well, go on then, tell me. Tell me what's going on right now? | 1:40:48 | 1:40:52 | |
In here, eh? What am I feeling now? | 1:40:52 | 1:40:54 | |
You can lash out all you like. | 1:40:54 | 1:40:56 | |
But you've done this. You. | 1:40:56 | 1:40:58 | |
You've done it to yourself and that little boy out there. | 1:40:58 | 1:41:01 | |
Whatever you may think of me, I never cheated on your father. | 1:41:01 | 1:41:05 | |
How do we know, Mum? You were never there, were you? | 1:41:05 | 1:41:08 | |
Always out, weren't you? Night after night, getting off your head! | 1:41:08 | 1:41:12 | |
We were there. | 1:41:12 | 1:41:14 | |
Left to pick up the pieces. It was me sat by his bed every night. | 1:41:14 | 1:41:18 | |
There to wipe the sweat off his face at three in the morning. | 1:41:18 | 1:41:22 | |
His last days, Mum. That was me. | 1:41:22 | 1:41:25 | |
Me. Where were you?! | 1:41:25 | 1:41:26 | |
Running away. | 1:41:28 | 1:41:31 | |
The only time you ever spent at home, you couldn't even look him in the eye. | 1:41:31 | 1:41:34 | |
-You felt so much pity for him, you were so disgusted by him. -I loved him. | 1:41:34 | 1:41:39 | |
You didn't love him. | 1:41:39 | 1:41:42 | |
Not in the end, Mum. You were disgusted by him. | 1:41:42 | 1:41:46 | |
You pitied him. That's what your love turned into. | 1:41:46 | 1:41:50 | |
I saw it, Mum. | 1:41:50 | 1:41:53 | |
I saw it. | 1:41:53 | 1:41:54 | |
And I will never forget. | 1:41:54 | 1:41:57 | |
I will never forget the look in that poor man's eye, withering away, | 1:41:57 | 1:42:01 | |
knowing that the love of his life just felt nothing but pity for him. | 1:42:01 | 1:42:05 | |
You don't know what you're talking about. You were just a kid. | 1:42:05 | 1:42:07 | |
I was 13 years old and I knew! I knew, and you knew I knew! | 1:42:07 | 1:42:12 | |
And that is why you can't wait to jump on my back | 1:42:12 | 1:42:15 | |
the minute I set a foot out of line! | 1:42:15 | 1:42:17 | |
You can tell any story you like, but this, all of this, it's down to you! | 1:42:17 | 1:42:24 | |
-V, where are you going? You can't just walk out. -What, you want me to stay? | 1:42:27 | 1:42:31 | |
You want to make it up to me, hm? | 1:42:31 | 1:42:32 | |
No, I didn't think so. | 1:42:33 | 1:42:35 | |
You all right, girls? | 1:42:47 | 1:42:50 | |
-HE SIGHS -It's a mess. | 1:42:50 | 1:42:53 | |
It's a mess, it's all my fault. | 1:42:53 | 1:42:55 | |
Yeah, we know. | 1:42:55 | 1:42:57 | |
I don't want you blaming your mum. | 1:42:58 | 1:43:00 | |
We're were going to come back. We were going to talk about it calmly. | 1:43:00 | 1:43:03 | |
We were going to sort it all out, in a mature, responsible way. | 1:43:03 | 1:43:06 | |
Well, you did a good job of that, didn't you? | 1:43:06 | 1:43:08 | |
Greg's gone and Mum's in tears. | 1:43:08 | 1:43:10 | |
I'm going to go and talk to her, work it out. | 1:43:10 | 1:43:12 | |
The most important thing through all of this is that me and your mum, we love each other. | 1:43:15 | 1:43:19 | |
Look, I know this is horrible, I know it is. But it's gonna be worth it in the end, | 1:43:19 | 1:43:24 | |
because we'll all be together again, how we used to be... | 1:43:24 | 1:43:27 | |
-..before it all went wrong. -Before you made it go wrong. | 1:43:29 | 1:43:31 | |
Well, yeah, yeah, before I made it go wrong. | 1:43:33 | 1:43:36 | |
Just like you're doing now. | 1:43:36 | 1:43:38 | |
-No, babe, this is different now. -That's not what Mum said. | 1:43:38 | 1:43:42 | |
She didn't know what she thought. She was scared, but now all this has happened. | 1:43:42 | 1:43:45 | |
She doesn't want to know, Dad! And neither do we | 1:43:45 | 1:43:49 | |
And what's this? | 1:43:54 | 1:43:56 | |
It's a bag with your stuff in. | 1:43:56 | 1:43:59 | |
Clothes, shaving stuff. | 1:43:59 | 1:44:01 | |
There's some money. Anything we could find. It's all in there. | 1:44:01 | 1:44:04 | |
And where am I supposed to go? | 1:44:04 | 1:44:05 | |
Away. | 1:44:05 | 1:44:07 | |
Away from here. Away from the Square. | 1:44:07 | 1:44:10 | |
From Mum. | 1:44:10 | 1:44:12 | |
-From us. -What, just like that? | 1:44:12 | 1:44:15 | |
Yes. We don't want you! | 1:44:15 | 1:44:18 | |
We don't want you near us, near our mum, near our brother. | 1:44:18 | 1:44:22 | |
Because you ain't a proper dad. | 1:44:22 | 1:44:25 | |
You just hurt people. | 1:44:25 | 1:44:27 | |
You hurt us since we were little girls and we ain't going to take it any more. Are we? | 1:44:27 | 1:44:32 | |
Are we, Abi? | 1:44:32 | 1:44:34 | |
-Abs? -Abi. | 1:44:40 | 1:44:41 | |
She's right. | 1:44:47 | 1:44:49 | |
She's right. We don't want to know you any more, Dad. | 1:44:49 | 1:44:52 | |
We'd like you to just go, please. | 1:44:52 | 1:44:55 | |
Please, just for a bit. | 1:44:55 | 1:44:57 | |
Forever. | 1:44:57 | 1:44:59 | |
Please, Dad. | 1:45:03 | 1:45:04 | |
Far away, so we can't even see you, so we can just forget about you. | 1:45:04 | 1:45:09 | |
Look, I'm going to talk to your Mum. | 1:45:16 | 1:45:19 | |
It's...it's going to be all right. | 1:45:22 | 1:45:24 | |
Don't forget your bag. | 1:45:27 | 1:45:29 | |
Can you just take it? | 1:45:31 | 1:45:33 | |
Bye, Dad. | 1:45:35 | 1:45:36 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 1:45:41 | 1:45:43 | |
You think you can get rid of me? I'm going to stick around, whether you like it or not. | 1:45:53 | 1:45:58 | |
You messed up your life, girl, and I'm going to help you put it back together. Now dry your eyes. | 1:45:58 | 1:46:04 | |
You've got a kid out there needs looking after. | 1:46:04 | 1:46:07 | |
DOORBELL | 1:46:07 | 1:46:09 | |
Oi, Max. Max, I don't think you should be here, do you? | 1:46:13 | 1:46:16 | |
-Everyone's well upset. -I know, I just... | 1:46:16 | 1:46:18 | |
I just need to talk to her. | 1:46:18 | 1:46:20 | |
Come back tomorrow. | 1:46:20 | 1:46:23 | |
Cora, I can't do that, babe. | 1:46:23 | 1:46:24 | |
I need to talk to her now, please. | 1:46:24 | 1:46:26 | |
Don't upset her any more than she is already. | 1:46:28 | 1:46:32 | |
You can talk to her, and then you can go. | 1:46:32 | 1:46:35 | |
You shouldn't be here, Max. I mean it. You need to go. | 1:46:42 | 1:46:45 | |
What do you mean go. Go where? | 1:46:48 | 1:46:49 | |
Home. Just go home. Talk to the girls. | 1:46:49 | 1:46:52 | |
Well, seems like you've already done that. | 1:46:52 | 1:46:55 | |
-I'll set 'em straight tomorrow. -No, I don't want you to. | 1:46:55 | 1:46:58 | |
This is all down to me. I know, | 1:47:00 | 1:47:03 | |
because I wouldn't give up on you, would I? I still can't. | 1:47:03 | 1:47:06 | |
-I love you, Tanya. -No. -I love you. I love you completely, totally, with everything. | 1:47:09 | 1:47:14 | |
Babe, look, you just got scared, didn't you? I dealt with it badly, I know, but we're here now. | 1:47:16 | 1:47:21 | |
Greg knows, Vanessa knows, so there's nothing to stop us, is there? | 1:47:21 | 1:47:25 | |
Babe, there's nothing to stop us being together, is there? Tell me. | 1:47:27 | 1:47:31 | |
-It's too late. -What does that mean? Too late? What does that mean? | 1:47:31 | 1:47:34 | |
-I can't... -Babe, what changed between this morning and now? | 1:47:34 | 1:47:42 | |
What happened? | 1:47:42 | 1:47:44 | |
I can't. | 1:47:44 | 1:47:46 | |
-Why not? -I just can't. | 1:47:46 | 1:47:49 | |
So is that it? Are we over, yeah? | 1:47:51 | 1:47:54 | |
There's no chance? | 1:47:54 | 1:47:57 | |
The girls gave me that bag. | 1:48:07 | 1:48:09 | |
Told me to go. | 1:48:10 | 1:48:13 | |
They don't want me to be part of their lives. | 1:48:13 | 1:48:16 | |
I mean, is that right? Is that what you want? Do you want me to go? | 1:48:17 | 1:48:21 | |
No. I mean, you live here, this is your home. | 1:48:22 | 1:48:24 | |
You've got the kids here, business, family... | 1:48:24 | 1:48:27 | |
You're the only one that matters. Do you want me to stay? | 1:48:27 | 1:48:29 | |
-Well, stay for them. -They don't want me to stay, do they? | 1:48:29 | 1:48:33 | |
Tanya, you tell me, you tell me that you don't love me. | 1:48:35 | 1:48:38 | |
And I swear, I swear I'll walk out the door and I won't come back. | 1:48:38 | 1:48:41 | |
Tell me. Go on. If you don't, then I'm going to stay. | 1:48:44 | 1:48:48 | |
And you and me, we're going to be together. | 1:48:48 | 1:48:51 | |
Just tell me, Tan, please? Tell me one way or the other, please. | 1:48:53 | 1:48:57 | |
I don't love you. | 1:48:58 | 1:48:59 | |
And you mean that? | 1:49:05 | 1:49:07 | |
I don't love you. | 1:49:08 | 1:49:10 | |
That's fine. | 1:49:17 | 1:49:19 | |
I'll go and... I won't bother you again. | 1:49:22 | 1:49:25 | |
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