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Tanya! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
Tan! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
Get out! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
Calm down, love. Only doing my job! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
I'll use this, I swear to you, I'll use this! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
Oh, good, I'm glad you and Brian have got acquainted. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
How did you get in here? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-You don't feel too hot. -Yeah, but I feel terrible. -There. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
Go on, sit down for a bit. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
I want a full inventory on fixtures, fittings | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
and general tat. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Do me a favour, get out of my flat before I call the Old Bill! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
Hang on. Pause. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Your flat? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Not according to this. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
If you have any problems with the big words, just... OK? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:56 | |
Oh! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Is that your child? That is not normal. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Excuse me, what have you stepped in? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-You filthy pig! -I'm going to add that to the list. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:09 | |
Replace carpets. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
The increase in your rent should cover it. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
I don't get it. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
The playgroup called you. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Yeah, about my CRB check. ..Thanks. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
If you don't call them back, they'll think you're not interested. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
What's the point? They know I've been done for shoplifting. They're not going to want me. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
It's only work experience. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
At the poxy community centre. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-Dunno why I bother! -I didn't mean it like that. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
No, it's not art college, but then, we're not all as talented as you, are we? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:41 | |
Who says I'll even get in? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
You will. Must be nice. Things always working out for you. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:50 | |
Argee Bhajee To Go. New name, new menu. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
I thought you were working at the salon today? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
-I am. I just thought Mum could do with a bit of support, you know, after everything. -How is she? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:05 | |
No! I said drape, not droop. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
-Nobody wants bunting in their aloo gobi. -All right, Zainab. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
The flat's looking really brilliant. We'd love it if you came for a visit. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
Oh, so sorry, you need to speak up. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
My inconsiderate neighbour was playing thumping disco music all last night. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
The eardrum, Christian, is a very delicate organ. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
-What is it now? -I don't think your mum's a fan of Lady GaGa. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-Was it too loud? -No, no. It's fine. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Suppose I'll have to get used to it. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
-We'll keep it down. Won't we? -I'll see you later...poker face. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
ANSWER PHONE: 'This is the Masoods. We can't take your call - please leave a message.' | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
'Aunty? Uncle... It's me, Amira.' | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-We know you ain't ill, you know. -I am actually. I've got a temperature. -Yeah, and a bad case of skive-itis! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:09 | |
Give her a break, will you? She just wants a day off. Where's the harm? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
-And what happened to "Thou shalt not lie"? -Right, Abs, school please. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
-If your head gets any worse, take two of these. -I could be dying. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
-This could be the last time you ever see me. -No-one's dying, Abs. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
How comes madam there can bunk off but not Abs? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
She's not bunking off. She's driving me to the wholesaler's, thank you. Abi, school please. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:31 | |
Look, if your head starts getting any better maybe you could have a sleepover with one of your friends? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:38 | |
-Who? -Why don't you make your mind up, on the bus | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
on the way to school! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Bye... DOOR SHUTS | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
17, 18... | 0:04:48 | 0:04:56 | |
19. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
My business card. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
With all my contact details. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
So? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
So, last time I was in here I noticed that you had a bit of an issue with filth. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:16 | |
-Yeah. -And my property management company has a subsidiary division... | 0:05:16 | 0:05:22 | |
..in office cleaning. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
Never underestimate the power of filth. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
See, I take a deep breath, smell the sweat, smell the stench | 0:05:26 | 0:05:34 | |
of masculine vapours - tells me I'm in a real man's gym, | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
not some establishment frequented by ponces in leotards. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:44 | |
Filth. Filth augments ambience. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:49 | |
Filth. A precious commodity. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Well, I'll take your word for it. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
21... | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
I see you got things sorted out with your dad. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
-I could have a word with him if you like. -He's gone. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
He's on a job. I don't know when he'll be back. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
Oi, Rocky, shouldn't you be in assembly? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Oh, nice shiner, well done! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
My old man says if you ain't had a few bruises, you ain't lived. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
Eddie Moon. Specialist subject - talking cobblers. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
Yeah. Like father, like son, eh? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
She says she's going to stay at Lola's. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
I hate lying to her. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
You can't say nothing. She'll freak out if you tell her. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
-Yeah. -She won't understand that there's nothing to be scared of. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:02 | |
Yeah... It's not that different to one of them spa days, really, is it? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
-Bit of a lie down, refreshments on tap. -Tanya Jessop? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
That was quick. Just getting into Katie and Peter's Dream Wedding. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
-I'll take you to the radiotherapy room now. -Bring it on. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:23 | |
Right, yeah. Bring it on. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
-OK if I head off to the salon now? -Yes, of course. You should go. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:48 | |
Actually, Syed... | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Mum, I told you you'd feel better once you got out here. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
You've got nothing to be ashamed of. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Everything's going to be all right. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
-I got a call from Pakistan last night about the interview. -Yes. Good. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
It's to be expected, you know. This tiredness. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-The withdrawal from the sleeping pills can take... -No, Yusef. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:13 | |
I am tired because that creature Christian has got no respect. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Always be Masala Masood to me. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-Has she lost weight? -Zainab? Can't say I've noticed. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
She doesn't seem herself. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
She tried to kill herself, I doubt she'll be in the best of moods. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
I gave her a divorce cos I thought it'd make her happy. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Does she look happy to you? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Only one way to find out, isn't there? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
It's a common misconception. Don't worry, everyone asks. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
I'm not vain, it's just I run a beauty salon, | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
so I'm like a walking advert. Some people suit being bald, don't they? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
I've got a funny shaped head, so... | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
The radiotherapy isn't targeted near your head. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
And your chemotherapy can cause a bit of hair thinning, but you won't lose it. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
-Thinning. Right, yeah. -You'll hardly notice. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:18 | |
-Shirl! Whoo-hoo! -The one and only. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
In the flesh. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-So Tina's back on her feet then? -Yeah, on her feet. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
in her stilettos and on the razzle. Phil told me to keep an eye on you | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
while he was away, and he weren't wrong. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
That house, Hev! If that's not curry on my kitchen tiles, someone's for the high jump. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
Well, I'm not to blame, I don't live there any more. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
-I've moved in with Patrick. -Urgh! Dirty old... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
No, no, no, not moving in like that. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
I'm staying at the B&B. Didn't Phil tell you? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
No, he flaming didn't. What else did he miss out on, Hev? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
I can't talk now. I've got a queue. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
No, Marie can manage. Right, you lot. There's free curry out there. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
Gratis, all for nothing. While stocks last. Go on. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
Do you want to see my white bits? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Hev, home. Now. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
Your daughter gave us a CD. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Thought the music might help relax you during your treatment. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
What is she like? I couldn't be more relaxed. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
All set, then. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
I'll be in the control room but we can still talk to each other. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
If you've got any worries, wave your hand. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
We can stop the machine at any time. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Definitely curry sauce from the chippy. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
This ruck Phil had with Patrick, did he apologise? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Yeah. Once he'd chucked Kat and Alfie out the Vic. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
-But they're back there now. -So why are you still at the B&B? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
-It's only going to be for a few more days. -Good. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
-Till I move into one of Janine's flats. -Janine?! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
Have you had a bang on the head? Do you think you're a yuppy? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
No. Darren sorted me out with some money | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
and I've spoken to the social about benefits. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-Oh, you want to meet Elvis again. -Eh? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
That's what happened last time you were living on your own! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
-You were that close to a duet with the King of Rock 'n' Roll! -Look, it's a nice place. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
-Me and George are moving in this weekend. -You're back! -Buenos dias. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
They let you off, did they, to come and join the welcoming committee? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Sorry, I was just... What's happened to your eye? | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
He's been down the boxing gym, I bet! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
So, how do you fancy a slap-up lunch? I'm been dying for some English food. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
-Chinese suit you? -Pork balls! | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
I'm going to get the menu. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
MUSIC: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
This used to be my little boy's favourite when he was a baby. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Try to keep as still as you can. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Yeah, sorry. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
Sorry. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Don't come complaining to me | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
-if it burns a hole in your carpet, that's all I'm saying. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
Citizen's advice. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
Who, what, where? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Is that supposed to be a question? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Yes. You look like the kind of person that would know. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
-I look like someone who has legal problems? -Yeah. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
That's £7.38, please. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
You know, as a responsible shopkeeper, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
Denise should report this excessive chemical purchase. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
-Pardon? -You're either very clean or a potential terrorist threat. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
-And I know which one I think is more likely. -What is your problem? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
-Staff discount? -Zainab, if you don't mind me asking, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
-but is everything... -Zainab? You'd better come out here. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
Excuse me! We're having a conversation... | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
That'll be in my head all day now! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Good. It's supposed to take your mind off things. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Took me back to that karaoke bar in Cyprus, you remember? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Your dad hated it. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Hello. I'm Sam. I'll take you to the chemo suite now, if you're ready? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Idiot Waseem! As if we'd give away free food! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
Where does that boy get his stupid ideas from?! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Maybe someone wants to spoil your launch. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
-PHONE RINGS -I'll get it. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
No... no. It's fine. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
'It's me again. Amira. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
'How many more times before you actually speak to me?' | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
-After you've done this, we can go home. Have a pizza. -Lovely. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:09 | |
-A Hawaiian. Bit of garlic bread... -Right. Ladies? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
Actually, Lauren, would you go and get me a quick drink? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
-I'm supposed to keep hydrated at all times. -You've been reading the leaflets. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:25 | |
Haven't got much choice with this one. Not tea, it tastes like mushroom soup. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
Right, let's get you started, shall we? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
You agreed that it was for the best. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
You said you were on my side. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
I did and I am. But maybe we underestimated her. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
She's not going to give up, is she? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
-Perhaps it's time you let her speak to Syed. -No. Never. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
-But Zainab... -If she divorces Syed, | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
then Christian will have free reign | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
to go ahead with this civil marriage partnership nonsense. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:06 | |
I will not let that man get his claws any deeper into my son than he has already. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
Syed'll never forgive you if he finds out you've lied about Amira. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
It's my duty to protect my son. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
You promise me you won't say anything. Promise. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
I promise. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
-They're ready for your mum now. Any idea where she is? -She's in there. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
No, she ain't. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Certainly attracting the crowds. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Crowds of scroungers wanting something for nothing. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
-What? -Someone spread the rumour that we were giving away free food. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:47 | |
You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Course not! Why would I do that? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
I want this business to be a success as much as you. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Zee, you look exhausted. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Why don't you go home and rest up? | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
-I'm not an invalid! -That's not what I'm... | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
Amira. It's Dr Khan. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
I spoke to your father a while ago. ..Yes, that's right. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
Well, maybe we should meet. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
You ain't got a light, have you? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Oh, nice hair! Where'd you get it from? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
Don't tell me, one of them online places. America, I bet. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:45 | |
Eh? No. This is all my own. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Oh. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
-You here to visit the House of Death, then? Cancer ward? -You? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:54 | |
No way. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Fit as, me. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
All the lippy in the world ain't going to help. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
There you are! | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Yeah, hi. This is Whitney Dean. I think you wanted to talk to me? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:24 | |
Yeah, I'll hold. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
Whose idea was it to change the name then? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
It was a rebranding. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
It's a lot to take on, though. If I'd been through what you'd been through... | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
Waseem, put the lid back on the pilau or it'll dry out. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
If you don't want to talk to me, it's fine. But give Mas a chance. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
-He deserves that. -What is this? The Denise Fox relationship helpline? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
Remind me, how many husbands have you had? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
-He's worried sick about you, you know. -Just leave it. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
-I have customers. -You don't make it easy, do you? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
-No wonder he's walking on eggshells. -Whatever, Denise. -Yes, that's right! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
He's worried if he says the wrong thing, you'll try and top yourself again... | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
Oh... | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
I'm sorry, Zainab. I didn't mean... | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Zainab! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Oi! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
-Are you mad? -Lauren, it's my decision. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
-She's got you there, Emo. -Who are you? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
Thought you could use a referee. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Once they start dripping this poison in, | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
-I'm going to be no good to anyone. -What are you talking about? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Your dad's gone AWOL. I just... I can't be sick, Lauren. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
Not now! I mean, who's going to make sure you all do your homework on time, | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
and stop Oscar running riot, and make you rice pudding and toast when you're ill, | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
and let you watch DVDs till the pain goes away? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
I can do that. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
No. All these treatments, they have side-effects. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
The major one being that it might just save your life, Mum! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
I could go into early menopause, maybe not be able to have kids. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
-You don't want any more. -Well, I'd like to have a choice! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Right. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
So you're just going to die, then. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
Thanks. Thanks a lot, Mum. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
What about me, Abi and Oscar? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
You're so worried about the kids you ain't even had yet, you've forgotten about us! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
We need you to get better, Mum. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
Gobby little mare, your daughter, ain't she? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Don't let no-one push you about, Blondie. You do what you want to do. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
-Maybe she's just not ready. -She is. She'll be here. You just need to wait for her. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
How could she do that to me? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
-Don't worry, it'll soon blow over. -Blow over?! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Everybody's out there gossiping about what I tried to do. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
How will I show my face at the mosque again? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
No-one will believe you'd ever harm yourself. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
If the community finds out, I will lose what little respect I have left. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
-Shhh... -PHONE RINGS | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
-I should go. -Pakistan. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Oh. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:36 | |
I'll call them back. Tell I've cancelled the interview. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
-But your job... -There'll be others. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
I don't feel comfortable leaving you with all this going on. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
I could stay. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
We could face people together, Zainab. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
I can make sure these rumours don't get out of hand. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Keep Amira away from Syed. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
It's up to you, of course. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Tell me what you want, and I'll do it. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
I don't know. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
I can't ask... | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Do you want me to stay, Zainab? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
It might feel a bit cold when it first goes in, yeah? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
-You made it then? -Siobhan. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Today is your lucky day, I ain't snuffed it yet. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
-We'll never get rid of you now, will we? -I'm a size zero now, Sammy. Tasty, ain't he? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
-If I had hair, eh... -You wouldn't be any more beautiful. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
You said you weren't a patient. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
Yeah, well. I don't like to brag about it. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
Right. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
Are you ready, Tanya? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Mum? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
Come on, it's the least you can do. I've had the day from hell. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
Look at my face, it needs cheering up. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Sy is not in the mood for a flat-warming. He'll never agree. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Make it a surprise, then you don't have to tell him. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
And who'll get it in the neck from Zainab for the noise and drinking? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
D'you know what, old Mother Hubbard really needs... | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
-to chill out. -All right, Doc? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Don't suppose you've got a cure for foot in mouth? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
She's right. A party might be just what Syed needs. Zainab wouldn't want him to miss out. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:44 | |
There you are! You heard the man! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
Come on! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Don't eat all the spring rolls, Hev. How many more times?! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
We could have DVD nights round my new place. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
Do you want that one? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
Come on, Hev, move back in. The place ain't the same without you. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
-Richard Gere gives her an appetite. -I love a man in a suit. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
KNOCKING | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
It ain't Phil. You promised me he wouldn't be here. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
-He'd use his key. -What if he's lost it? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
-You all right? -Yeah, I'm fine. She was a laugh, wasn't she? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
Siobhan. She's my new text buddy. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Oooh! Lauren! Lauren! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Guess what? I called the playgroup. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
-Yeah, and? -And... | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
-The R&R sound system? -Yes, you know, speakers, mics, the lot. It's for a special occasion. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:43 | |
-No! -Come on, Tuesdays are rubbish down the club anyway. -Good point! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
-Go on, Shirl. -I want it back in mint condition. -Get in! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
-You won't regret this. -I better not. -Ben, I owe you one. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Hey, step away from the carbs! Greedy, greedy. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
-So, screaming, puking rugrats. -Yeah, I know, I love it. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
I can't wait! I've got my induction tomorrow. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
I don't even know what one is! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
-Congratulations. How many days a week you doing? -Just the one. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
They don't mind the shoplifting, as long as I'm good with the kids. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
-Only one day's work experience. It's a start though. -Yeah, great! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:21 | |
Anyway, got to go. Going to see what I need to wear tomorrow! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
-See you later. -See you. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Right. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
-Say cheese! -OK, Butcher, | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
you can wipe that smile off your face. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
You can't do anything till you've served me notice. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
I've had legal advice, OK? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
Come on, Janine. What you did was out of order. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
-At least she deserves an apology. -OK. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
In which case... Stop, please, I have an announcement to make. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
I, Janine Butcher, hereby give you, Roxanne Mitchell, notice that | 0:24:54 | 0:25:00 | |
as the owner of 29B Albert Square, | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
I'll be entering the premises every single day for the next two weeks | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
to try and restore this building to a habitable standard. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
Every one of you, witnesses. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
-Yeah. I might have known. -What? Just enjoying the cabaret. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
You know what you can do, don't you?! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
Don't give them the satisfaction. Come on. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
There aren't many people that live up to their reputations. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
But if I had a cap, I'd be doffing it in your general direction. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
I don't suppose you've got any plans for lunch? | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
I have, yeah. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
Ian has an enormous saveloy with my name all over it. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:43 | |
Maybe some other time, eh? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Maybe. We'll see. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
-It's a classic! -I ain't watching it. You know I'm allergic to jazz hands. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
Dad told you, didn't he? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
What I told him. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
He left a few things out. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
Oh... No, he didn't do this. He didn't hit me or anything. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
Do you think he'd still have his legs, if I thought he had? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
He's a miserable git. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Still... | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
..he is who he is. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Just like you are. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
And I wouldn't change nothing about the pair of you. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
Come on. Must be going soft in my old age. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
Nah, you're all right sometimes. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
So are you. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:43 | |
In small doses. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Dr Khan? | 0:27:08 | 0:27:09 | |
Oh! I thought we were having pizza. What you been cooking up? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:19 | |
You know, opened a few tins, turned a few knobs. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
A bit of cordon bleu? | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Oh, darling. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:28 | |
Well, you used to make it for me when I was ill. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
Now it's my turn. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
Thank you. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:37 | |
-Where's Syed? -All in good time. -You said he'd be here. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
I need to see him. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
You can talk to me about the divorce. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:47 | |
-That's not why I came. -Then we have nothing to say to... -This isn't about me. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:52 | |
This is about her. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
This is Yasmin. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
Syed's daughter. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
What else, mango chutney? | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
Mm-hm. Right, I've got to go. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
The aching muscles of Walford won't heal themselves. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
Ooh, that makes you sound like a doctor. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
I like the idea of being married to a doctor. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
You just like the idea of being married... | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
full stop. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:34 | |
-What and you don't? -Bye, hubs. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
-Sounds all right, I guess. See you, Rox. -Bye. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
I actually thought he was never going to leave. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
And I thought I'd have to watch you play doctors and nurses. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
Yeah, well you'd have liked that. Right... Where were we? | 0:28:47 | 0:28:51 | |
My favourite bit - booze. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
You are going to behave tonight, aren't you? | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
Oh, come on, I need cheering up after Cruella de Janine's... | 0:28:55 | 0:29:00 | |
evil plot to make me homeless. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:03 | |
Don't worry, I've got your back. And if you go missing and I see her | 0:29:03 | 0:29:07 | |
wandering around in a yellow-haired coat, I'll call the RSPCA... | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
Paws up! | 0:29:10 | 0:29:13 | |
Amira, it's Doctor Khan. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
I can't stress enough the importance of keeping your daughter's existence hidden from the Masoods. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:21 | |
I'd hate for them to come between you and your child. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
You know that family would smother her. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
-Do I look all right? -Yes, yes, apart from these. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:30 | |
You might stand less chance ending up in A&E. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:34 | |
Do you think the kids are going to like me? | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
Yes, of course. If I was one-and-a-half, I'd love you too. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:41 | |
Oh, thanks... Shut up. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:42 | |
-Listen, good luck, yeah? -Thanks. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:45 | |
Listen, I'll pop round after the induction thingy, you know I mean. It's only going to take a few hours. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:50 | |
All right, cool. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:51 | |
Do you know what, this is the start of something new. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
I can feel it. I can. Right, I'll see you later. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:59 | |
See you later. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:00 | |
-Was that Whitney? -Mum, you look awful. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:09 | |
Thanks. I wasn't going to go on the pull, was I? | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
I just got a text from Siobhan. I thought I might give her a ring. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:15 | |
Can't you just do that another time? | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
You're meant to rest after treatment. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:20 | |
-Yes, Miss. -I'll bring you up a cup of tea, yeah? | 0:30:22 | 0:30:27 | |
Yusef. Don't suppose you've heard from Qadim? | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
If I had, yours would be the first number I'd ring. I promise. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:34 | |
-It's just all I can think about. -Maybe you shouldn't pin everything on this. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:38 | |
-How do you mean? -Well, isn't happiness the most important part in your relationship? | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
-You've changed your tune. -I'm just trying to be realistic. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:46 | |
And I'd hate to think your obsession with getting a divorce could colour what you already have. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:51 | |
-No Zainab today? -No. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
Flirty Floozy? | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
-I beg your pardon. -That lipstick - "Flirty Floozy". It's mine. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
How many times have I told you not to leave your things dotted around the place. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:16 | |
You look lovely, Dorothy. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
Thank you ever so much, Cora. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
Mrs B! You're looking sharp. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
Loving the hair, the earrings and I'm feeling those garms! | 0:31:23 | 0:31:27 | |
Is that what passes for a compliment these days? | 0:31:27 | 0:31:30 | |
Absolutely, straight up and down. So, you going anywhere nice? | 0:31:30 | 0:31:34 | |
Only to the launderette cos of Heather wanting to change her shift, I don't know why. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:41 | |
Sometimes I don't know whether I'm coming or going. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
Where's me...? | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
-You seem a little fraught. -No. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:02 | |
Last night I was fraught but now I'm calm. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:06 | |
I've had a chance to think things through clearly. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:10 | |
Meaning? | 0:32:10 | 0:32:11 | |
Meaning I shouldn't have said what I did. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
Why so cold all of a sudden? | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
I was up all night thinking things through. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:29 | |
There can be absolutely nothing between us. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
Tamwar and Afia should be our priority. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:35 | |
I don't want to see them condemned them like that. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
But what if you came with me when I have my interview...to Karachi? | 0:32:37 | 0:32:41 | |
I thought you'd cancelled it? | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
Not yet. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
Still could. Or we could both go. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:51 | |
No-one would know either of us. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
Just imagine that. No twitching curtains, no need to worry about how it would look for Tamwar and Afia. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:02 | |
Just the chance to enjoy ourselves, to be happy, Zainab. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:06 | |
When was the last time you could say that? | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
I would have my interview. You could relax, see how it feels. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:14 | |
See how it feels? | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
You mean if I wanted to stay? | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
Why not? It's a beautiful country. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
People would respect you there in a way you've never been respected here. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
I just... | 0:33:28 | 0:33:29 | |
I can't just leave my children. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:32 | |
Shabnam's in Pakistan anyway and I hate to break it to you, | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
but Tamwar and Syed aren't children any more. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
Besides, Kamil could come with us and we could afford the best education, a big house... | 0:33:37 | 0:33:42 | |
Just stop it, all right? Just stop what you're doing. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:47 | |
What? | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
-What?! -You sound like a tourist brochure, OK? | 0:33:49 | 0:33:52 | |
I am not a gullible customer, I am a person, Yusef. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
That is the end of that. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:57 | |
You're an impossible woman! An emotional mess. | 0:33:57 | 0:34:00 | |
I try and be honest, to listen to you and you throw it all back in my face. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:06 | |
Please...go. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
Heather? | 0:34:24 | 0:34:25 | |
Heather? I've got us some special biscuits. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
Oh, no. Where's she gone? | 0:34:33 | 0:34:37 | |
-It's definitely not her birthday. -Anniversary? | 0:34:55 | 0:34:59 | |
When did her and Jimbo get hitched? | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
-February. -I don't know then, man. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:07 | |
-50 years! -Listen, no offence to Mrs B, but I think she's a little bit... | 0:35:11 | 0:35:15 | |
No, she's been working at the launderette for 50 years. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
-She said something about it last month. Today must be the anniversary. -Whoa, that is heavy. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:23 | |
I didn't even know they had washing machines back then. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
So what did her boss get her? | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
Nothing. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:34 | |
What do you mean, nothing? Nothing as in nada, as in zilch, as in a big fat zero? | 0:35:34 | 0:35:40 | |
She was looking all nice and fresh this morning. This is a job for Fatboy and friends. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:44 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. -All right. Come on then. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:48 | |
Targets, bruv, that is the key. Last week was good, | 0:35:48 | 0:35:51 | |
but we are not some sailing boat coasting along, reliant on the next puff of wind. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:56 | |
No, we are a turbo-charged speed boat, | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
we gun the engine, we see the returns... | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
All right? | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
All right. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:06 | |
-Where you off to? -Playgroup. -I'll play with you if you're bored? | 0:36:06 | 0:36:11 | |
Got better things to do than play, Tyler. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:14 | |
Oi, come on. Work to do. Stick that in that box. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:21 | |
-She still not well then, your friend, Mrs Masood? -Excuse me? | 0:36:21 | 0:36:25 | |
Lovely woman. Such a shock. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
It makes you wonder though, doesn't it? | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
I'll pass on your concern, shall I, next time I see her? | 0:36:30 | 0:36:35 | |
Shall I send in the next patient? | 0:36:35 | 0:36:37 | |
Wait. Just give me a minute. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
It's Yusef Khan. Salam alaikum. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
He dragged me down here. It better be good. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:53 | |
I'm missing Diagnosis Murder for this. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
Right, check this, yeah? | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
I find out that Mrs B has been nose to the grind stone for a good 50 years. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:02 | |
And I think I can speak on behalf of all of us when I say that is heavy, yeah? | 0:37:02 | 0:37:07 | |
So here I am, DJ Fatboy Fats sending the shout out for the biggest and best mix and blend. You getting me? | 0:37:07 | 0:37:14 | |
-You feeling me, ladies? -What's he on about? | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
-I don't know, but I like it. -Ladies, man's got a plan! | 0:37:16 | 0:37:21 | |
-I hope you know how all of this goes together? -No. Why would I? | 0:37:21 | 0:37:24 | |
Because you used to be a DJ? | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
And you are supposed to be a bloke. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:28 | |
You're butch enough for both of us. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
-And you're gay enough for both of us. -Do we know any real men then? | 0:37:30 | 0:37:33 | |
If we did, I wouldn't be stood here single, would I? | 0:37:33 | 0:37:37 | |
Call Fat Boy. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
Good idea. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:41 | |
Do you have to do that here? | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
MUSICAL RING TONE PLAYS | 0:37:48 | 0:37:50 | |
Yes, bruv? What's going on? | 0:37:54 | 0:37:58 | |
What, a party? | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
It's all popping off tonight, man. Yeah, but I can't, | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
I'm busy, all right? I'll give you a bell later, innit. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
All right, bruv, peace. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
Bit moody, ain't he? | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
I think there's something's going on between him and Mrs Masood. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:15 | |
Imagine washing smalls for 50 years. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
Enough to put you off men for life. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
Dorothy, she gets a kick out of it, | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
erasing life's little stains. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:31 | |
Me, I like creating 'em. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:34 | |
Can I help? | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
Is Mr Khan in? It's a personal matter. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
Is that right? | 0:38:41 | 0:38:42 | |
Bushra, thought I heard you. Come in. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:44 | |
When you mentioned Zainab, I felt I had to drop everything. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:48 | |
Thank you, Rose. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
They're brown bread! You just got them! | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
Someone forgot to feed them. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:04 | |
They're not my fish! | 0:39:04 | 0:39:05 | |
It's like a symbol for you and Whitney, | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
the fact your love was... | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
-cut tragically short(!) -Aw, still having no luck? | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
He's tried it all. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:12 | |
Even strung two sentences together - closest you've been | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
to a long-term relationship. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
Just cos I don't practise in front of a mirror | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
-before I talk to a girl. -Lads, lads! | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
Come on, gather round. Come on, come here. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
Come on, I need a circle of trust | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
before I dispense with my precious pearls, all right? | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
I'll say this, only once! | 0:39:29 | 0:39:30 | |
OK? I'm about to give you the Alfie Moon guide | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
to getting the girls. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:34 | |
THEY LAUGH What?! | 0:39:34 | 0:39:36 | |
No, no, hear me out. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:37 | |
I'll show you how to get the key to her heart, | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
-the magic ingredient to sealing the date. The piece of resistance! -He ain't got a clue. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:43 | |
No, it's very simple. You fall over. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
-What?! -That's all you need. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
-Do something daft, it endears them, they'll want to mother you. -Mother who? | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
This is where you hide when there's a beer delivery? | 0:39:50 | 0:39:53 | |
Hello, love of my life, helping Tyler with a conundrum - | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
why the beautiful Whitney Dean is refusing his charms? | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
You mean, why hasn't she jumped into bed yet? | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
Wahey! | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
It's her loss. Look, I don't chase women. End of. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
Cos moping around's more dignified. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:08 | |
Right, want my advice? | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
-Whatever Alfie tells you... -Yeah? | 0:40:10 | 0:40:11 | |
-..do the opposite. -Oi! -Beer delivery...now! | 0:40:11 | 0:40:14 | |
On my way, darling. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:15 | |
Don't listen to her. Trust me, lads, you can't go wrong. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
Always works. I'm watching you. Later. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
Sometimes, I just wish the law had never been passed. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
That sounds terrible, I know, but it just gets so complicated. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:29 | |
You know what I mean? Choice. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
The option's available and if you don't do it, | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
it's like you've chosen not to, | 0:40:33 | 0:40:35 | |
whereas before, | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
not doing it didn't mean anything. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
I am committed, no question, | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
but...do we really need to get married to prove it? | 0:40:41 | 0:40:45 | |
-Janine! -Hmmm? | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
Sorted out the sound system yet, bruv? | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
-What? -The rave at yours, man. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
It's going to be banging! | 0:40:54 | 0:40:55 | |
What rave? | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:41:00 | 0:41:01 | |
Bushra! | 0:41:06 | 0:41:07 | |
Zainab. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:08 | |
As-salaam alaikum. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
Wa alaikum salaam. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:11 | |
I was in the area, so I thought it would be a good chance to catch up. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:15 | |
You've gone awfully quiet on us, recently. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:17 | |
-Have I? -Bumped into Yusef. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
Did you? | 0:41:20 | 0:41:21 | |
He didn't say anything, | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
but you know how intuitive I am. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:26 | |
When he mentioned you'd been at the hospital, well... | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
I put two and two together. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
I feel terrible, Zainab. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
You're such a dear friend. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:35 | |
I should have known you were falling apart. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
-Party? -So? D'you wanna go? | 0:41:42 | 0:41:46 | |
-With you? -If you're going to be all school disco about it, don't bother. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
Yeah, that's funny! All right, I will. Yeah. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
Aye, aye. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
ANTHONY LAUGHS | 0:42:00 | 0:42:01 | |
-Taking Alfie's advice, are we? -Yeah. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:03 | |
(Oh!) | 0:42:03 | 0:42:05 | |
You all right? | 0:42:09 | 0:42:10 | |
Listen, about my brother. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
He really likes you. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
-If you knew him, that's a first. -So, I'm meant to be flattered? | 0:42:19 | 0:42:22 | |
You can make out like you're not bothered. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:24 | |
Or pop your head round and say hello. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
It's not hard, is it? | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
It's only one word. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
OK, so Hev reckons | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
that she can delay Mrs B for about 20 minutes max, | 0:42:36 | 0:42:39 | |
so we've got to get moving, people. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
Can't we have a little sherry to get us going? | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
A party in a laundrette - my life has peaked(!) | 0:42:43 | 0:42:47 | |
No, no, ladies! We've got to keep it moving, all right? | 0:42:47 | 0:42:49 | |
So, can you sort out the nibbles, and the food and stuff? | 0:42:49 | 0:42:52 | |
And can you sort out the bar? | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
I'm going to sort out the tunes. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:55 | |
You see, we are going to smash the competition. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
What competition? | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
Christian and Roxy have got a rival party planned. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
But they're not celebrating 50 years | 0:43:05 | 0:43:07 | |
working in a laundrette, are they? | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
Junk, junk, and more junk. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:14 | |
No wonder his daughter was so keen to off-load it. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:16 | |
We'd have to pay people to take that. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
Don't know what you mean. Whoo! | 0:43:18 | 0:43:20 | |
Don't. Get it off! | 0:43:20 | 0:43:22 | |
It's probably got fleas or something, stop it! | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
TYLER LAUGHS | 0:43:24 | 0:43:25 | |
Atchoo! See? | 0:43:25 | 0:43:27 | |
Something funny? | 0:43:27 | 0:43:28 | |
Yeah. Just this freak of a bear. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
Aw, I think it's really sweet. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:33 | |
Your childhood must have been seriously disturbed | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
if you think this is sweet. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:37 | |
What? | 0:43:40 | 0:43:41 | |
I've got feelings but you wouldn't get that. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
Why, cos I'm shallow? | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
-Seen puddles deeper. -I like to have a good time. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
Why's that wrong? You should try it. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:50 | |
-I do, plenty. -Yeah? | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
How come I've never seen it? | 0:43:52 | 0:43:53 | |
Maybe you're not as funny as you think. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:55 | |
-How much is this? -Usually, 30, | 0:43:55 | 0:43:57 | |
but...seeing as you're the best looking woman | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
to come in here all day, | 0:44:00 | 0:44:02 | |
I could probably find it in my heart to do a special price. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:06 | |
Sorry, I didn't realise you had a visitor. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:13 | |
(Hi.) | 0:44:13 | 0:44:14 | |
It's fine. The more the merrier. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
In fact, we should make this a regular thing. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
Now that Masood and I are separated... | 0:44:19 | 0:44:22 | |
Divorced. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:23 | |
..I find that I'll have a lot of time on my hands. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:27 | |
Maybe I could get involved at the mosque again. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
If you're up to it that would be wonderful, | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
although I'm sure no-one expects anything of you. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:35 | |
-I think I'd enjoy it. -Of course you would. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
But remember what they can be like at mosque - so cliquey. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:41 | |
And you haven't been for quite some time now, have you? | 0:44:41 | 0:44:44 | |
I'm sure I would get back into the swing of things. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:46 | |
And knowing that you're there, Bushra, fighting my corner. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:51 | |
Naturally. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:52 | |
Although, I should probably warn you... | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
the fact that you two have become so close | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
hasn't gone unnoticed in certain circles. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:59 | |
What? Which circles? | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
I really couldn't break any confidences. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
Who's been saying what, Bushra, exactly? | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
I don't understand how they could think that cos it's not true, | 0:45:08 | 0:45:11 | |
it's really not true... | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
It's not any of their business. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
I'm sorry, but they are nothing but the idle assumptions | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
of malicious, ignorant minds. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
I quite agree. I didn't mean to offend anyone. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
Well...I'll leave you two to it. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:30 | |
Lovely to see you, Bushra. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
Yusef. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:36 | |
-Where is she? -I'm getting cramp down here! | 0:45:47 | 0:45:50 | |
Hev said they were round the corner. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
-Hey! Whose hand is that? -Sorry. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
-Control yourself, Rose. -Shhh, think I can hear something. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:57 | |
..that couldn't wait is beyond me, Heather Trott. | 0:45:57 | 0:46:01 | |
ALL SHOUT: Surprise! | 0:46:01 | 0:46:04 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
You nearly give me a heart attack! | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
-Happy 50 years of working here, Mrs B. -Oh, 50? | 0:46:08 | 0:46:12 | |
Is it 50? I wouldn't have known. What a lot of fuss and bother. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:16 | |
Oi, please! I want to celebrate the first day of work experience. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:20 | |
And I promised Fats that I'd save him from Dot's sister. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:24 | |
I'm not really in the mood, Whitney... | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
-Why? -She says yes. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:28 | |
-What?! -Well, I didn't raise my daughter | 0:46:28 | 0:46:30 | |
to be a stick-in-the-mud. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
It certainly isn't in the cross genes. So, go, please. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:35 | |
Have fun. That's an order. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
Ha! | 0:46:37 | 0:46:38 | |
Come on! | 0:46:43 | 0:46:44 | |
All right, come on. Who, em... | 0:46:53 | 0:46:55 | |
Who wants a Roxy Reveller? Yes, come on! | 0:46:55 | 0:46:58 | |
Told you - no decent party ever starts this early. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:03 | |
We'll just have to make our own fun. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:06 | |
Look, our first bit of bait. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:08 | |
Who invited you? | 0:47:08 | 0:47:09 | |
-Syed. You know, the person who lives here. -Wait. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
Syed knows about the party? | 0:47:12 | 0:47:14 | |
-Hey! -Surprise! | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
Can I have a word? | 0:47:18 | 0:47:19 | |
-What's wrong? -A party? -Yeah. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
Engagement-cum-flat warming. For you! | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
-For us. -Don't pretend you're doing this for me. You're doing this to wind up my mum. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:39 | |
-This is your petty way of getting back at her. -With what? | 0:47:39 | 0:47:42 | |
-A party! -Back up a minute. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:43 | |
What can you hear? | 0:47:45 | 0:47:46 | |
Hm? | 0:47:47 | 0:47:48 | |
Why's there no music? | 0:47:48 | 0:47:50 | |
This isn't my way of getting back at your mum. | 0:47:50 | 0:47:52 | |
I just want us to celebrate being together. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:56 | |
Is that so bad? | 0:47:58 | 0:47:59 | |
D'you know what? | 0:48:02 | 0:48:03 | |
Come on, everyone. It's supposed to be a party, isn't it? | 0:48:07 | 0:48:10 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:48:10 | 0:48:12 | |
You know me, I'm always there for my friends. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:16 | |
Your son sleeps through this noise, does he? | 0:48:16 | 0:48:19 | |
He's with Masood right now. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:20 | |
Of course. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:22 | |
Poor child. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
They're always the collateral when a marriage breaks down. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:27 | |
Kamil's a very happy, little boy, actually. | 0:48:27 | 0:48:29 | |
Now maybe, but just you wait. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:32 | |
I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out like the other one. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:35 | |
MUSIC PLAYS Oh, no, no, thank you. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
What? Your mum was so right. Look, even your nan's more fun! | 0:48:41 | 0:48:45 | |
Fine. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:47 | |
Good. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:48 | |
Right, listen. I want to talk to you about Tyler? | 0:48:48 | 0:48:51 | |
Oh, my goodness! | 0:48:51 | 0:48:52 | |
You've got to save me from the blue-rinse crew, man. | 0:48:52 | 0:48:55 | |
Like vampires - draining my youth! | 0:48:55 | 0:48:56 | |
So, what's the deal for real, ladies? | 0:48:56 | 0:49:00 | |
Was just telling Lauren, Tyler's a skank. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
The way he thinks he can get any girl | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
and they'll fall at his feet. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:05 | |
So what, you really don't like him then? | 0:49:05 | 0:49:07 | |
Give me some credit! What about you and that... | 0:49:07 | 0:49:10 | |
What's her name? | 0:49:10 | 0:49:12 | |
Faith...Olubunmi? | 0:49:12 | 0:49:13 | |
We're just kinda seeing how it goes, you know? | 0:49:13 | 0:49:16 | |
But you could do so much better. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:18 | |
-You think? -Yeah. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:19 | |
What is this music about?! Sorry. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:22 | |
Arthur. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:25 | |
It's a good job Mr Hoppa Poppa ain't here. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:28 | |
I'd be getting my P45. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:32 | |
Don't worry about him. As long as you're having a good time, Mrs B. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:35 | |
A good job your young friends are here. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
Can I ask you a question, Arthur? | 0:49:37 | 0:49:40 | |
Yeah. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:41 | |
If you are so keen on Whitney, | 0:49:41 | 0:49:44 | |
why are you courting that other girl? | 0:49:44 | 0:49:47 | |
-What do you think of the old place? -Lovely. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:50 | |
-Scrubs up pretty well, eh? -Yeah. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
If you like middle-of-the-road. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:55 | |
Do you know, I actually feel quite sorry for you two. | 0:49:56 | 0:49:59 | |
Got no real friends of your own, | 0:49:59 | 0:50:00 | |
so you gate-crash a party where nobody likes you. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
Right, she must have used both of her brain cells for that one. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:07 | |
Go easy, Janine. | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
You're right, like taking candy from a baby. | 0:50:09 | 0:50:12 | |
What's she ever done to you? Or maybe...fitter than you? | 0:50:12 | 0:50:15 | |
Fitter? | 0:50:15 | 0:50:16 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Good one. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:18 | |
He's kidding. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:21 | |
Yeah, cos he's a right laugh that way, Janine. A right laugh. | 0:50:21 | 0:50:25 | |
I'm knackered, can't we just go home? | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
Ten minutes at your brother's engagement party is a bit insulting. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:31 | |
Five more, however and we're bordering on acceptable. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:34 | |
Not leaving already, are you? | 0:50:34 | 0:50:36 | |
Ah, no, no. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:38 | |
You seen Syed? | 0:50:38 | 0:50:40 | |
Ladies and gentleman, your attention, please! | 0:50:42 | 0:50:45 | |
To commemorate 50 years of service, Mrs Branning. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:48 | |
-Cheers! -ALL: Cheers! | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
ARTHUR: Whoo! Whoo-hoo! | 0:50:50 | 0:50:53 | |
Oh! | 0:50:54 | 0:50:55 | |
Oh, I say! | 0:50:55 | 0:50:58 | |
And that's not all. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:02 | |
Heather, Arthur and I... | 0:51:02 | 0:51:03 | |
-And me. -..and Cora, of course, | 0:51:03 | 0:51:05 | |
have clubbed together to get you a little something. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:09 | |
Travel ticket confirmation. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:13 | |
Oh! 'Ere. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:15 | |
A trip to Ireland! | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
Ireland is right up your street, Mrs B. | 0:51:19 | 0:51:21 | |
All those churches - | 0:51:21 | 0:51:22 | |
it'll be like going on tour with the big man himself. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:25 | |
I don't live in a church, Arthur! | 0:51:25 | 0:51:27 | |
DOT LAUGHS Thank you ever so much, all of you. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:30 | |
Rose, you better get packing. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:31 | |
What? | 0:51:31 | 0:51:32 | |
It's a trip for two. Got to keep an eye on you, | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
keep you out of trouble. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
What you doing? | 0:51:43 | 0:51:44 | |
Phoning a solicitor. | 0:51:44 | 0:51:47 | |
I'm fed up of having my life dictated by other people. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
I just want this divorce over as soon as possible. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:53 | |
Are you sure? | 0:51:53 | 0:51:55 | |
I can't always live my life trying to please everyone else. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
It's what I want. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:00 | |
What we want. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:02 | |
So yeah, I'm sure. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:05 | |
What did they say? | 0:52:05 | 0:52:06 | |
They're closed. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:10 | |
So much for the big romantic gesture. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:15 | |
Don't worry about it. I love you anyway. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
Me too. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:20 | |
Come here. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:22 | |
No. You come here! | 0:52:22 | 0:52:24 | |
-CHRISTIAN LAUGHS -What will the neighbours say? | 0:52:24 | 0:52:28 | |
Sorry to ask you to leave, but my head's really banging now. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:32 | |
It'll be the stress. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:33 | |
As well as coping with that racket on top of everything else. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:37 | |
It's making a mess of a neighbourhood like this, mind you. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:39 | |
Honestly... | 0:52:39 | 0:52:41 | |
Syed Masood! | 0:52:41 | 0:52:42 | |
This is something else! | 0:52:42 | 0:52:44 | |
Behaviour like this is completely disgusting! | 0:52:44 | 0:52:48 | |
You knew he was living next door, didn't you? | 0:52:48 | 0:52:50 | |
Dear God, Zainab! | 0:52:50 | 0:52:53 | |
First, divorce. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:54 | |
Then, attempted suicide. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:55 | |
And now you let your gay son shack up next door?! | 0:52:55 | 0:52:59 | |
You watch your mouth! | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
Doesn't he make you sick? | 0:53:03 | 0:53:04 | |
Aah! | 0:53:08 | 0:53:09 | |
I'm your friend! | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
No, you're not! You came here today to enjoy my misery, | 0:53:14 | 0:53:18 | |
and that isn't friendship! | 0:53:18 | 0:53:19 | |
And my son... | 0:53:20 | 0:53:23 | |
my son is not the sick one, Bushra Abbasi, | 0:53:23 | 0:53:26 | |
you are! | 0:53:26 | 0:53:27 | |
Now get out of my sight! | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
I will make sure everyone knows about this. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
Everyone! | 0:53:31 | 0:53:32 | |
ROXY APPLAUDS | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
ROXY: Go on, Zainab! Go on! | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
Yusef, what are we doing? I can't... | 0:55:08 | 0:55:11 | |
It's OK... you're practically divorced. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:15 | |
You can finally listen to your heart. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:55:20 | 0:55:23 | |
You're in no state to talk. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:27 | |
Go and freshen up, | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
I'll get this. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:30 | |
Hello? | 0:55:38 | 0:55:40 | |
You're in Walford? Why? | 0:55:42 | 0:55:45 | |
No, I told you. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
Besides, Syed's not here, you're wasting your time. | 0:55:47 | 0:55:51 | |
Doctor Khan? | 0:55:56 | 0:55:57 | |
I knew something was going on with Mrs Masood. | 0:56:02 | 0:56:04 | |
I've got a sixth sense about these things. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
It's called ears. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:08 | |
I'm in shock. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:09 | |
I'm actually on Zainab's side for once. It feels wrong. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:13 | |
But it... | 0:56:13 | 0:56:15 | |
It's a bit like when Darth Vader takes off the mask! | 0:56:15 | 0:56:18 | |
Stop it, all right. I can't. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:21 | |
I need to go and talk to Sy, he looks upset. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:24 | |
Excuse me. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:28 | |
Oi! Hello, you two. Long time no see. | 0:56:28 | 0:56:30 | |
Saw you yesterday. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:31 | |
-Did you? I noticed the chippy was shut. Where you been? -To the dogs. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:35 | |
Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, love. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:37 | |
Oi! It's not like you to close up the shop and go on a jolly, is it? | 0:56:37 | 0:56:40 | |
Well, you know what they say - all work and no play... | 0:56:40 | 0:56:43 | |
So, did you have a big win? | 0:56:43 | 0:56:45 | |
No, but losing someone else's money doesn't have quite the same sting. | 0:56:45 | 0:56:49 | |
-It's only money, innit. -Are my ears working? | 0:56:49 | 0:56:51 | |
-Are we going to have that drink, or what? -Yeah. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
I've got a idea. Why don't we go and hang out, yeah? | 0:56:54 | 0:56:56 | |
"Hang out"? Look at you, getting all down with the kids. | 0:56:56 | 0:57:00 | |
-I'm up for it if you are? -I'm good enough for you now, am I? | 0:57:00 | 0:57:03 | |
Oh, come on, let's go. | 0:57:03 | 0:57:05 | |
-You all right, Carol? -Yeah. You all right? | 0:57:09 | 0:57:12 | |
-You're looking nice. -Oh, cheers. How's your brother? | 0:57:12 | 0:57:16 | |
Yeah, he's all right. Over the worst of it. | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
Good. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:20 | |
Meeting someone? | 0:57:20 | 0:57:21 | |
No. No. | 0:57:21 | 0:57:23 | |
-Pity Dad's in Spain then, eh? -Oh, right, is he on holiday? | 0:57:23 | 0:57:27 | |
Well, not really, it's more of a permanent thing, he reckons... | 0:57:27 | 0:57:31 | |
but you never know with my old man, do you? | 0:57:31 | 0:57:33 | |
-Nice to see you. -Yeah. | 0:57:34 | 0:57:37 | |
Come on, what's up with your face then? | 0:57:40 | 0:57:44 | |
-Where is everyone? -You mean "Where's Whitney?" don't you? -No. | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
-I mean everyone - it's dead. -Probably at that party. | 0:57:47 | 0:57:50 | |
-Party? -At Christian and Syed's. | 0:57:50 | 0:57:52 | |
What? There's a party that I don't know about? | 0:57:52 | 0:57:55 | |
Didn't get invited, did you? | 0:57:55 | 0:57:58 | |
Mate, I'm in love. | 0:57:58 | 0:57:59 | |
Excuse me. Do you know Syed Masood? | 0:57:59 | 0:58:02 | |
-Yeah, funnily enough, we're just going to his party now. -Oh. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:08 | |
You're shaking. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:14 | |
It's... It's just I wasn't expecting... | 0:58:14 | 0:58:17 | |
I know. I'm sorry. | 0:58:18 | 0:58:20 | |
Don't be. | 0:58:20 | 0:58:22 | |
Who was on the phone? | 0:58:31 | 0:58:33 | |
It was the imam. | 0:58:35 | 0:58:37 | |
What? | 0:58:39 | 0:58:41 | |
I didn't want to worry you. | 0:58:41 | 0:58:43 | |
-Bushra's called him already? -He wasn't happy. | 0:58:43 | 0:58:47 | |
Well, I'll... | 0:58:48 | 0:58:49 | |
call him up, I'll explain... | 0:58:49 | 0:58:51 | |
You hit another woman in public. | 0:58:51 | 0:58:53 | |
How do you explain that? | 0:58:53 | 0:58:56 | |
I'll tell him what she's been saying to me all afternoon. | 0:58:56 | 0:59:00 | |
You know, that... | 0:59:00 | 0:59:02 | |
I'll... I'll make him understand. | 0:59:02 | 0:59:05 | |
Do you really think the imam will take your word over Bushra's? | 0:59:05 | 0:59:10 | |
-What do you mean? -You heard her today... | 0:59:10 | 0:59:12 | |
you have no standing in the community any more. | 0:59:12 | 0:59:14 | |
You're a fallen woman. | 0:59:14 | 0:59:17 | |
Bushra was taking a risk even associating with you. | 0:59:17 | 0:59:20 | |
-How can you say that to me? -It's not what I think, | 0:59:20 | 0:59:24 | |
but you have to be realistic. | 0:59:24 | 0:59:26 | |
There's nothing here for you but shame... | 0:59:26 | 0:59:29 | |
So what do I do? | 0:59:31 | 0:59:32 | |
-There's nothing you can do. -Please don't say that. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:35 | |
There must be. There must be a way to make them understand, | 0:59:35 | 0:59:39 | |
to explain what I've been going through. | 0:59:39 | 0:59:42 | |
-Come with me now, tonight. -What? -To Karachi. | 0:59:42 | 0:59:46 | |
-Run away? -No, just for a break, | 0:59:46 | 0:59:48 | |
let things blow over. | 0:59:48 | 0:59:50 | |
Besides, what other choice do you have? | 0:59:50 | 0:59:53 | |
Bushra could be calling the police right now. | 0:59:53 | 0:59:56 | |
-The police?! -Assault. | 0:59:56 | 0:59:57 | |
There were plenty of witnesses. | 0:59:57 | 0:59:59 | |
-She'd have a good case. -You're being silly. | 1:00:00 | 1:00:04 | |
She wouldn't go that far, would she? | 1:00:04 | 1:00:06 | |
Oh, Yusef... | 1:00:08 | 1:00:09 | |
I'll have a couple of doughnuts, please, Marie. | 1:00:16 | 1:00:19 | |
Kids'll kill me if I come home empty-handed. | 1:00:19 | 1:00:22 | |
You all right, Lauren? | 1:00:22 | 1:00:23 | |
Fine, why? Where you been, anyway? | 1:00:23 | 1:00:26 | |
I've been staying with Sonia. | 1:00:26 | 1:00:28 | |
-You all right? Have you been drinking? -What? | 1:00:29 | 1:00:32 | |
-No, not really. -"No, not really"? Is that code for getting lashed? | 1:00:32 | 1:00:36 | |
Look at you, it's not even six o'clock. | 1:00:36 | 1:00:39 | |
Right, and what happens when it's six o'clock? | 1:00:39 | 1:00:41 | |
D'you turn into something other than a moody cow? | 1:00:41 | 1:00:44 | |
You don't even know what week it is, do you? | 1:00:46 | 1:00:49 | |
Right then, enlighten us then, Carol... | 1:00:49 | 1:00:51 | |
what week is it? | 1:00:51 | 1:00:53 | |
It's a year since Billie died. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:55 | |
Don't expect you to remember, you were wasted that night, too. | 1:00:55 | 1:00:59 | |
Wait, Carol... | 1:01:00 | 1:01:02 | |
Hey, Kat, listen. I've got a plan, right? | 1:01:04 | 1:01:07 | |
To get Ian to see the light. | 1:01:07 | 1:01:09 | |
-What are you talking about? -Mandy. | 1:01:09 | 1:01:12 | |
-I thought you liked her? -Yeah, as a fling, she's all right, | 1:01:12 | 1:01:14 | |
but she's too attached to his wallet for my liking. | 1:01:14 | 1:01:17 | |
-Well, he don't seem to mind. -That's cos the bloke is in denial, see? | 1:01:17 | 1:01:22 | |
They're called breasts. | 1:01:22 | 1:01:25 | |
-Have you got a plan? -Yeah. It's called a honeytrap. | 1:01:25 | 1:01:29 | |
-I'm not coming on to Ian! -I'm not talking about you, you dope! | 1:01:29 | 1:01:32 | |
I'm talking about me. I'll be the honeytrap for Mandy. | 1:01:32 | 1:01:35 | |
What are you looking...? You saying I'm not honeytrap material? | 1:01:35 | 1:01:38 | |
Well, it worked on me, didn't it? | 1:01:38 | 1:01:41 | |
CHATTER AND LOUD MUSIC | 1:01:42 | 1:01:46 | |
-What is wrong with you? -Aren't you worried? | 1:01:50 | 1:01:53 | |
No. Everyone's happy cos Mum finally told Bushra | 1:01:53 | 1:01:55 | |
where to stick it. I am partying, OK? | 1:01:55 | 1:01:57 | |
-Did you see Mum? -Yeah, I know. | 1:01:57 | 1:02:00 | |
-Amazing, wasn't it? -Have you been drinking? | 1:02:00 | 1:02:03 | |
No. | 1:02:03 | 1:02:05 | |
No! | 1:02:05 | 1:02:06 | |
Hello, mate, you all right mate? | 1:02:09 | 1:02:10 | |
Thanks for coming, yeah? Appreciate it. | 1:02:10 | 1:02:14 | |
Sort yourselves out, yeah? | 1:02:14 | 1:02:16 | |
Oh, look at those young men. | 1:02:16 | 1:02:20 | |
They are so cute! | 1:02:20 | 1:02:22 | |
You want to watch that one. | 1:02:22 | 1:02:23 | |
He'll marry you and take all your money. | 1:02:23 | 1:02:27 | |
Suits me, darling. | 1:02:27 | 1:02:29 | |
-What happened to that girl? -The goddess? | 1:02:32 | 1:02:34 | |
Yeah. Thought she was with us? | 1:02:34 | 1:02:36 | |
-No-one's here either. -Would you just call her and ask her out? | 1:02:36 | 1:02:40 | |
-Who? -You see? That is your problem, bruv. | 1:02:40 | 1:02:42 | |
-I don't have a problem. -No? -I don't! | 1:02:42 | 1:02:44 | |
All right, all right. | 1:02:44 | 1:02:47 | |
Ladies. | 1:02:47 | 1:02:48 | |
Hello, darling. | 1:02:48 | 1:02:50 | |
Right, everyone, listen! | 1:02:50 | 1:02:52 | |
I've got a little announcement to make. Roxy! | 1:02:52 | 1:02:55 | |
'Pipe down everyone. You especially, Tambo.' | 1:02:55 | 1:02:59 | |
'OK, look...' | 1:03:03 | 1:03:05 | |
some of you already know this, but we haven't made it official, | 1:03:05 | 1:03:08 | |
but the real reason for this party | 1:03:08 | 1:03:10 | |
is to celebrate the fact that Christian and I are getting married. | 1:03:10 | 1:03:14 | |
-ALL: -Ahh. | 1:03:14 | 1:03:17 | |
Right now, I feel like the luckiest man on the planet. | 1:03:17 | 1:03:21 | |
ROXY RETCHES | 1:03:22 | 1:03:25 | |
What? | 1:03:25 | 1:03:26 | |
Amira, wait! | 1:03:30 | 1:03:32 | |
I'm sorry, it was thoughtless of me. | 1:03:35 | 1:03:39 | |
And I do remember, I just can't believe it's been a year. | 1:03:39 | 1:03:43 | |
You're telling me. | 1:03:43 | 1:03:44 | |
Well, how're you doing? | 1:03:47 | 1:03:48 | |
I was holding it together until Bianca called... | 1:03:48 | 1:03:54 | |
and that did it. | 1:03:54 | 1:03:55 | |
Does it get any easier? | 1:03:58 | 1:03:59 | |
I'll let you know. | 1:04:01 | 1:04:02 | |
Lauren? What's wrong? | 1:04:06 | 1:04:09 | |
It's just... | 1:04:09 | 1:04:10 | |
..it's been a bit of a rough week. It's nothing. | 1:04:12 | 1:04:15 | |
Don't look like nothing. | 1:04:15 | 1:04:17 | |
It's just, erm... | 1:04:19 | 1:04:22 | |
..Mum. | 1:04:24 | 1:04:25 | |
She's... | 1:04:26 | 1:04:27 | |
I dunno, she's just... | 1:04:29 | 1:04:32 | |
She's not doing very well. | 1:04:32 | 1:04:34 | |
Very well? What...? | 1:04:34 | 1:04:36 | |
Come on, you can tell me, Lauren. | 1:04:36 | 1:04:39 | |
No, it's ever since her and Greg split... | 1:04:42 | 1:04:46 | |
I'm just really worried about her. | 1:04:46 | 1:04:48 | |
Right, and that's why you've been drinking, is it? | 1:04:48 | 1:04:52 | |
Look, if you want to help your mum, | 1:04:52 | 1:04:55 | |
don't give her something else to worry about, right? | 1:04:55 | 1:04:57 | |
Lay off the booze, yeah? | 1:04:57 | 1:04:59 | |
I'm sorry. | 1:05:07 | 1:05:08 | |
You heard all that about me and Christian... | 1:05:08 | 1:05:11 | |
But I am glad you're here. | 1:05:13 | 1:05:16 | |
Are you? | 1:05:16 | 1:05:17 | |
Yeah. | 1:05:17 | 1:05:19 | |
We can sit down like adults and finally sort this out. | 1:05:20 | 1:05:24 | |
What do you mean? | 1:05:24 | 1:05:26 | |
Have you spoken to Doctor Khan? | 1:05:26 | 1:05:28 | |
The divorce. That's what all this is about, isn't it? | 1:05:28 | 1:05:31 | |
I'm not here about a divorce. | 1:05:33 | 1:05:35 | |
Well, then why...? | 1:05:36 | 1:05:39 | |
I'm here about our baby. | 1:05:41 | 1:05:43 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 1:05:49 | 1:05:52 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 1:06:22 | 1:06:24 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 1:06:25 | 1:06:28 | |
How is this even possible, Amira? | 1:06:42 | 1:06:45 | |
I know we were trying, but... | 1:06:45 | 1:06:47 | |
the test...the test was negative. | 1:06:47 | 1:06:49 | |
-No. That was Chelsea's. -What?! | 1:06:49 | 1:06:53 | |
I'm really supposed to believe that? | 1:06:53 | 1:06:55 | |
Thanks for showing me such respect(!) That's your forte. | 1:06:55 | 1:06:58 | |
What do you expect? You turn up out of the blue, making wild claims, | 1:06:58 | 1:07:02 | |
I mean, where is it, this imaginary baby? | 1:07:02 | 1:07:04 | |
Here. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:09 | |
Go on, look. | 1:07:11 | 1:07:13 | |
-It's a baby. They all look like that. -The eyes. | 1:07:20 | 1:07:24 | |
Look at her eyes. | 1:07:24 | 1:07:26 | |
You see it, don't you? | 1:07:29 | 1:07:32 | |
They're yours. | 1:07:33 | 1:07:34 | |
And I have to look at them every single day. | 1:07:35 | 1:07:39 | |
I'm her father? | 1:07:42 | 1:07:44 | |
Sy? | 1:07:47 | 1:07:48 | |
Christian, I'm a dad. | 1:07:50 | 1:07:52 | |
This was a mistake. | 1:07:52 | 1:07:53 | |
-You had a baby? -Get back. | 1:07:57 | 1:08:00 | |
I want to see. | 1:08:00 | 1:08:01 | |
-Argh! -Amira! -What is the matter with you? -Rox... | 1:08:01 | 1:08:04 | |
-Are you all right? -Yeah, I'm fine. -Get off me. -Rox! -You're a vicious cow. | 1:08:04 | 1:08:08 | |
-Rox! Just leave it, Roxy. -Come on. -Why'd you do that? | 1:08:08 | 1:08:11 | |
I told him to get back. | 1:08:11 | 1:08:13 | |
You see, this is the reason why you can't be involved in Yasmin's life. | 1:08:13 | 1:08:16 | |
-Yasmin? That's her name? -Don't go getting any ideas. | 1:08:16 | 1:08:19 | |
I'm leaving. I've got a taxi coming. | 1:08:19 | 1:08:21 | |
No, no, no, look, I just want to talk to you. | 1:08:21 | 1:08:23 | |
No pressure, no anything. You and I sitting down for a civilised conversation. | 1:08:23 | 1:08:28 | |
-I'm sorry, I can't. -No, I'm not letting you go. | 1:08:28 | 1:08:30 | |
Sorry, Amira, this is too big a bombshell for you to just drop and then walk out. | 1:08:30 | 1:08:34 | |
OK. | 1:08:36 | 1:08:37 | |
Great. Just...sit down and I'll get us some drinks. | 1:08:37 | 1:08:41 | |
I just need to go to the ladies. | 1:08:43 | 1:08:45 | |
-Better than Diagnosis Murder, eh, Cor? -I'm waiting for the murder. | 1:08:46 | 1:08:50 | |
Now's your chance, Agent Moon. | 1:08:58 | 1:09:00 | |
OK, all right. | 1:09:00 | 1:09:02 | |
Go. Go, go. | 1:09:02 | 1:09:03 | |
All right, Mandy? | 1:09:08 | 1:09:09 | |
I'm glad I've got you on your own. | 1:09:09 | 1:09:11 | |
You got any nuts? | 1:09:11 | 1:09:13 | |
-Yeah. Salted or dry roasted? -Definitely dry. | 1:09:13 | 1:09:16 | |
Over there. | 1:09:16 | 1:09:17 | |
-Another drink? -Oh, please, yeah. | 1:09:17 | 1:09:19 | |
Well, I'm pleased for Ian. You know, having you on his arm... | 1:09:27 | 1:09:30 | |
he must feel like all his Christmases have come at once, eh? | 1:09:30 | 1:09:34 | |
So, er, you approve? | 1:09:34 | 1:09:36 | |
Yeah, of course I approve. Yeah, course, yeah. | 1:09:36 | 1:09:38 | |
Can't help feeling a bit of the pang of the old green-eyed monster. | 1:09:39 | 1:09:45 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah, well you're a gorgeous-looking bird... girl...woman. | 1:09:45 | 1:09:48 | |
You know, a beautiful girl. | 1:09:48 | 1:09:50 | |
Yeah. Well, you got Kat, ain't you. | 1:09:50 | 1:09:53 | |
Yeah. Yeah, course. | 1:09:53 | 1:09:54 | |
Yeah, me and Kat are great, you know. We are great. | 1:09:54 | 1:09:57 | |
But, you know, doesn't stop you wondering though, eh? | 1:09:59 | 1:10:02 | |
-Well, it's only natural. -Yeah. | 1:10:02 | 1:10:05 | |
Yeah, it is, you know, er... | 1:10:05 | 1:10:07 | |
Long as you don't do anything about it. | 1:10:07 | 1:10:10 | |
No, no, course not, no. But if you were to... | 1:10:10 | 1:10:14 | |
and no-one knew and no-one got hurt... | 1:10:14 | 1:10:18 | |
Are you flirting with me, Alfie? | 1:10:19 | 1:10:22 | |
No. No. But... | 1:10:22 | 1:10:25 | |
-would you like it if I was? -Well... | 1:10:25 | 1:10:27 | |
Nice try, | 1:10:31 | 1:10:33 | |
but, well, this little shop's closed for business. | 1:10:33 | 1:10:37 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 1:10:39 | 1:10:40 | |
Amira! | 1:10:49 | 1:10:51 | |
-What are you doing here? -I needed to see you. | 1:10:56 | 1:10:58 | |
Come away from there. | 1:10:58 | 1:10:59 | |
Why? | 1:10:59 | 1:11:01 | |
You're hurting me! Ow! | 1:11:01 | 1:11:04 | |
Why're we hiding? | 1:11:06 | 1:11:08 | |
Zainab's fragile at the moment. | 1:11:08 | 1:11:10 | |
-This news may tip her over the edge. -Fragile? | 1:11:10 | 1:11:13 | |
It's complicated, Amira. | 1:11:13 | 1:11:14 | |
-She attempted suicide a few weeks ago. -Zainab?! | 1:11:16 | 1:11:19 | |
-Why ARE you here? -I'm not a child, you can't just push me about. | 1:11:19 | 1:11:23 | |
Anyway, you lied. Syed is here. | 1:11:24 | 1:11:27 | |
You've seen him? | 1:11:28 | 1:11:29 | |
You stupid girl. | 1:11:29 | 1:11:30 | |
How dare you? What would my dad say if he heard you talking to me like that? | 1:11:30 | 1:11:34 | |
He'd agree. Don't you see? This is what I was trying to warn you about. | 1:11:34 | 1:11:38 | |
Syed will do everything he can to get her off you. | 1:11:38 | 1:11:41 | |
He wouldn't. | 1:11:41 | 1:11:42 | |
They're desperate to adopt. Why else would I warn you off? | 1:11:42 | 1:11:45 | |
-What do you mean? They can't just take my baby. -He is her father. | 1:11:45 | 1:11:49 | |
If only you'd trusted me. | 1:11:49 | 1:11:51 | |
I do. | 1:11:52 | 1:11:54 | |
Please, Doctor Khan. Please, help me. | 1:11:54 | 1:11:57 | |
Go home. I'll call tomorrow. | 1:11:57 | 1:12:00 | |
We'll get a solicitor. | 1:12:00 | 1:12:01 | |
Everything will be fine. | 1:12:01 | 1:12:03 | |
-You promise? -Of course. | 1:12:04 | 1:12:07 | |
It didn't work. | 1:12:18 | 1:12:19 | |
What, she resisted the Moon charm? Never(!) | 1:12:19 | 1:12:23 | |
You sure? | 1:12:23 | 1:12:24 | |
Yes. Ian, I know when a man is coming on to me, trust me. | 1:12:24 | 1:12:28 | |
I mean, you're not the most subtle of the species. | 1:12:28 | 1:12:31 | |
All right, guys, you got enough drinks and everything? Lovely! | 1:12:31 | 1:12:35 | |
-What's going on? -What you talking about? -I've told him. | 1:12:36 | 1:12:39 | |
No, it's not like that, all right? | 1:12:40 | 1:12:43 | |
I was just being friendly, that's all. | 1:12:43 | 1:12:46 | |
Oh, give it up, Alfie, we've been rumbled! | 1:12:46 | 1:12:48 | |
"We've"? Were you in on it, too? | 1:12:48 | 1:12:50 | |
In on...what? | 1:12:50 | 1:12:52 | |
Is this... | 1:12:56 | 1:12:57 | |
This what I think it is? | 1:12:57 | 1:13:00 | |
OK, just hear me out, all right? | 1:13:00 | 1:13:01 | |
I want to apologise. I overstepped the mark, | 1:13:01 | 1:13:04 | |
but, listen, come on, we're all friends here, ain't we? | 1:13:04 | 1:13:07 | |
-We're close friends, aren't we? -Course we are, yeah, exactly. | 1:13:07 | 1:13:11 | |
Do you know what, I never knew you were so open about it. | 1:13:11 | 1:13:15 | |
I mean, we're all consenting adults, aren't we? | 1:13:15 | 1:13:18 | |
There's no need to feel awkward about any of this, Alfie. | 1:13:18 | 1:13:21 | |
This is how it works, isn't it? | 1:13:21 | 1:13:23 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 1:13:28 | 1:13:30 | |
Come on Kat, where's yours? | 1:13:30 | 1:13:32 | |
She's done a runner. | 1:13:37 | 1:13:39 | |
-Didn't I say? -We'll catch up with her. She can't have gone far. | 1:13:39 | 1:13:42 | |
No. I've got to do this on my own. | 1:13:42 | 1:13:44 | |
Besides, I want a boyfriend who can actually see, come tomorrow. | 1:13:44 | 1:13:47 | |
Come on you, drink. Drink. | 1:13:51 | 1:13:54 | |
Is that the interval? | 1:13:54 | 1:13:55 | |
Save my seat. | 1:13:55 | 1:13:57 | |
Keys in a bowl? Ian, this ain't the '70s! | 1:13:59 | 1:14:02 | |
All right, fine. | 1:14:02 | 1:14:04 | |
But what I don't get is why you were trying it on with Mandy? | 1:14:04 | 1:14:07 | |
And why YOU were just going along with it? | 1:14:07 | 1:14:10 | |
Well, it's to set me up, innit? You know, prove I'll go with anyone. | 1:14:10 | 1:14:13 | |
-Smart girl, this one. -Listen, I was worried about you. No offence, Mandy. | 1:14:13 | 1:14:17 | |
No, look, there's none taken, all right? | 1:14:17 | 1:14:19 | |
-Why? -Because you've been acting out of character lately. | 1:14:19 | 1:14:22 | |
Yeah, I know! It's great, innit? | 1:14:22 | 1:14:24 | |
But - no offence again, Mandy - | 1:14:24 | 1:14:26 | |
just that, you know, you've got a bit of a...reputation. | 1:14:26 | 1:14:30 | |
Says the man married to Kat Slater! | 1:14:30 | 1:14:33 | |
-Whoa, that's a bit below the belt! -Kat don't mind. -Why should I? | 1:14:33 | 1:14:36 | |
-He's got a point. -See? -You all right? | 1:14:36 | 1:14:38 | |
Why wouldn't I be? | 1:14:38 | 1:14:40 | |
Right, who wants some music? | 1:14:40 | 1:14:43 | |
Yes. | 1:14:43 | 1:14:44 | |
-Oh, go on, then. -Yes! | 1:14:44 | 1:14:46 | |
I don't even know what I'm packing. This is madness. | 1:14:50 | 1:14:53 | |
I mean, what if Masood has taken Kamil out? | 1:14:53 | 1:14:56 | |
-I can't leave without him. -He knows you're coming to collect him. | 1:14:56 | 1:14:59 | |
Right. | 1:14:59 | 1:15:01 | |
OK, I can't... I can't do this. It's too sudden. I mean, why tonight? | 1:15:01 | 1:15:04 | |
You have no choice. We'll be fine. Once we're on the plane, we can relax. | 1:15:04 | 1:15:08 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 1:15:08 | 1:15:10 | |
-Don't answer it. -What? Why? -Don't. | 1:15:10 | 1:15:13 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:15:13 | 1:15:17 | |
Yes? | 1:15:19 | 1:15:20 | |
You're what? | 1:15:22 | 1:15:23 | |
Hi. I thought I'd bring him back as we were passing. | 1:15:25 | 1:15:29 | |
-Thank you. -Are you OK? -Of course. Why? | 1:15:29 | 1:15:31 | |
-What have you heard? -Nothing. But you didn't answer the door. | 1:15:31 | 1:15:34 | |
Are you sure? I can see you're upset. | 1:15:36 | 1:15:38 | |
-Masood... -Everything OK? | 1:15:40 | 1:15:42 | |
Ah, I see. | 1:15:45 | 1:15:47 | |
There I was... | 1:15:48 | 1:15:49 | |
getting all worried about you and thinking you might do something stupid again, | 1:15:49 | 1:15:54 | |
when all the time you're merrily shacking up with him. | 1:15:54 | 1:15:57 | |
What's happening to you, Z? | 1:15:57 | 1:15:59 | |
I don't care what you think any more. | 1:15:59 | 1:16:01 | |
I don't care what anyone thinks any more. | 1:16:01 | 1:16:04 | |
Fine. | 1:16:08 | 1:16:10 | |
Good luck to you. | 1:16:10 | 1:16:11 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 1:16:14 | 1:16:16 | |
The sooner we leave, the better. | 1:16:18 | 1:16:20 | |
-I'll... I'll go and pack my things. -Can you get me some pills, Yusef? | 1:16:20 | 1:16:24 | |
I thought you were trying to come off them? | 1:16:24 | 1:16:26 | |
-I am. I need them for the plane. -We don't have time. -Yusef, please. | 1:16:26 | 1:16:31 | |
Won't be long. | 1:16:45 | 1:16:46 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 1:16:48 | 1:16:50 | |
Amira? | 1:16:53 | 1:16:54 | |
I thought I was seeing things, but it is you. | 1:16:54 | 1:16:58 | |
-Uncle-ji. -You're a sight for sore eyes! | 1:16:58 | 1:17:01 | |
Ah... | 1:17:01 | 1:17:02 | |
What is it? | 1:17:04 | 1:17:06 | |
So he leans over the bar, cocky as you like and he says, | 1:17:08 | 1:17:11 | |
"You're a beauty and I'm the beast." | 1:17:11 | 1:17:14 | |
And I say, "Sweetheart, if you're a beast, I won't be having nightmares tonight." | 1:17:14 | 1:17:18 | |
THEY LAUGH | 1:17:18 | 1:17:21 | |
Listen, listen... I've got one... | 1:17:21 | 1:17:23 | |
Oh, hang on, here we go. | 1:17:23 | 1:17:25 | |
You all right? Where'd you disappear to then? | 1:17:29 | 1:17:32 | |
Mate, that party was a washout. | 1:17:32 | 1:17:34 | |
I had to fight to get away from them two old biddies. | 1:17:34 | 1:17:37 | |
What you watching? | 1:17:40 | 1:17:42 | |
On the way home, Ty, I bumped into Megan Fox. | 1:17:42 | 1:17:46 | |
She tried it on with me, didn't she, but I turned her down. | 1:17:46 | 1:17:48 | |
I said, "I know you're a super-hot Hollywood actress, | 1:17:48 | 1:17:51 | |
"but that type of thing don't impress an Hammers fan." | 1:17:51 | 1:17:55 | |
Yeah? | 1:17:55 | 1:17:56 | |
Yeah. | 1:17:56 | 1:17:57 | |
MOBILE BEEPS | 1:17:59 | 1:18:01 | |
Ha! Yeah! Yes! | 1:18:03 | 1:18:06 | |
Calm down, calm down. Did she say yes, then? | 1:18:08 | 1:18:11 | |
-Yeah! -Show me, show me. | 1:18:11 | 1:18:13 | |
What are you looking at? | 1:18:19 | 1:18:20 | |
What you doing in here? | 1:18:27 | 1:18:29 | |
Oh, just getting bored of listening to Ian's old jokes. | 1:18:29 | 1:18:32 | |
Why, what's wrong? | 1:18:32 | 1:18:33 | |
No, nothing, sweetheart. Nothing. | 1:18:33 | 1:18:36 | |
Well, I like him, the new Ian. | 1:18:36 | 1:18:39 | |
I ain't laughed so much in ages. | 1:18:39 | 1:18:41 | |
Come off it, you're not falling for that old... | 1:18:41 | 1:18:45 | |
easy-going bloke stuff, are you? | 1:18:45 | 1:18:48 | |
He's not exactly getting down on one knee. | 1:18:48 | 1:18:50 | |
They're doing their thing. I respect 'em. | 1:18:50 | 1:18:53 | |
-Respect them? -Yeah, cos it's honest. | 1:18:53 | 1:18:56 | |
It's you that's got the problem. | 1:18:56 | 1:18:58 | |
What you on about, Kat? | 1:18:58 | 1:19:00 | |
You won't let him change. | 1:19:00 | 1:19:02 | |
No matter what he does, or what he says, he's the same old Ian. | 1:19:02 | 1:19:05 | |
Right, that's it. We is off home for an early night. | 1:19:05 | 1:19:09 | |
Oi, oi! Have a good night, guys. | 1:19:09 | 1:19:11 | |
-See ya. -See ya. Thanks. | 1:19:11 | 1:19:13 | |
I'll go downstairs, see if Tracey's all right. | 1:19:18 | 1:19:22 | |
-Sorry, I can't find my phone. -You won't need it in Pakistan. | 1:19:26 | 1:19:29 | |
I have to speak with Tamwar, I have to tell him what's happening. | 1:19:29 | 1:19:33 | |
We'll be late. Use the one in the car. | 1:19:33 | 1:19:35 | |
-I'll just check upstairs. -Stop stalling. | 1:19:35 | 1:19:37 | |
Just one minute, please! | 1:19:37 | 1:19:39 | |
-Perfect. -Ironic, considering how she came into the world. | 1:19:39 | 1:19:43 | |
I've got to go. | 1:19:43 | 1:19:45 | |
-It was lovely to see you. -You too. | 1:19:45 | 1:19:47 | |
-You will stay in touch? -I don't know. | 1:19:47 | 1:19:49 | |
Wait! | 1:19:49 | 1:19:51 | |
You can't leave.. | 1:20:01 | 1:20:03 | |
..until you promise me I can see my baby. | 1:20:04 | 1:20:07 | |
It's not YOUR baby, Syed, it's OUR baby. | 1:20:08 | 1:20:11 | |
Can I see her again? | 1:20:14 | 1:20:15 | |
The photo? | 1:20:17 | 1:20:19 | |
She's beautiful. | 1:20:28 | 1:20:30 | |
We all know what a piece of work she is. | 1:20:38 | 1:20:40 | |
She's probably out there with Syed, making plans. | 1:20:40 | 1:20:42 | |
Where does that leave you? Hm? | 1:20:42 | 1:20:45 | |
Out in the cold, that's where it leaves you. | 1:20:45 | 1:20:47 | |
-You're right. -I know. | 1:20:48 | 1:20:50 | |
I should be a part of this. | 1:20:51 | 1:20:53 | |
Well, come on. | 1:20:54 | 1:20:56 | |
Silly girl, falling in love with a gay man. | 1:20:59 | 1:21:04 | |
He did marry her. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:05 | |
I'm not talking about the Asian girl. | 1:21:05 | 1:21:07 | |
Dad, where are you? | 1:21:09 | 1:21:10 | |
-Just listen, Afia. Do you have Tamwar with you? -'Yeah.' | 1:21:10 | 1:21:14 | |
Good, cos I have some news. | 1:21:14 | 1:21:15 | |
Zainab and I are going on a last-minute holiday to Pakistan with Kamil. | 1:21:15 | 1:21:19 | |
'What? Is Zainab OK?' | 1:21:19 | 1:21:20 | |
Don't worry, she's fine. We'll call when we arrive. | 1:21:20 | 1:21:23 | |
I can't speak now, we're driving. | 1:21:23 | 1:21:26 | |
Did you get through? | 1:21:28 | 1:21:31 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 1:21:31 | 1:21:33 | |
They've gone. They've taken Kamil. | 1:21:35 | 1:21:37 | |
"Gone"? What do you mean "gone"? Gone where? | 1:21:39 | 1:21:41 | |
Pakistan. | 1:21:41 | 1:21:43 | |
OK... | 1:21:45 | 1:21:47 | |
I swore I wouldn't do this, but...OK. | 1:21:47 | 1:21:50 | |
Baba. | 1:21:56 | 1:21:57 | |
You are her dad, you should be able to see her. | 1:21:59 | 1:22:01 | |
-Thank you. -Syed. | 1:22:01 | 1:22:03 | |
-But there's one condition. -Anything. | 1:22:03 | 1:22:06 | |
I don't want HIM anywhere near my baby. | 1:22:09 | 1:22:11 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 1:22:22 | 1:22:24 | |
And...send. | 1:22:29 | 1:22:31 | |
Alfie, do you put kisses on your texts? | 1:22:33 | 1:22:37 | |
-He don't even send 'em to me! -You're well OTT with yours. Why do you ask? | 1:22:37 | 1:22:42 | |
No reason. | 1:22:42 | 1:22:43 | |
In real life, Jean, people don't just send kisses for no reason, all right? | 1:22:43 | 1:22:47 | |
Why not? What's wrong with a bit of affection? | 1:22:47 | 1:22:49 | |
Cos it doesn't mean anything if you do it to everybody, that's why! | 1:22:49 | 1:22:53 | |
Listen, can you finish this for me? I'm running a bit late, I need a shower. Thanks, sweetheart. | 1:22:53 | 1:23:00 | |
-Why don't you two go out? -Another night off? | 1:23:00 | 1:23:03 | |
You can save that worried look for someone who needs it. | 1:23:05 | 1:23:09 | |
Morning, Granddad. | 1:23:22 | 1:23:24 | |
SHE PURRS | 1:23:25 | 1:23:27 | |
RADIO PLAYS | 1:23:35 | 1:23:38 | |
RADIO STOPS | 1:23:45 | 1:23:46 | |
It's going to take a while to get your head round it. | 1:23:50 | 1:23:53 | |
Tam. | 1:24:01 | 1:24:03 | |
-Is your mum about? -Mum? Er... No. | 1:24:03 | 1:24:06 | |
Is she still at the Minute Mart? | 1:24:06 | 1:24:09 | |
Er... No. | 1:24:09 | 1:24:11 | |
She's in... She's in Pakistan, I think. | 1:24:13 | 1:24:17 | |
-What?! -She's in Pakistan. -Where's Kamil?! | 1:24:20 | 1:24:25 | |
He's with them. | 1:24:26 | 1:24:27 | |
-Seriously, you can't leave it there! -What's all this? | 1:24:29 | 1:24:32 | |
Apparently Alfie did a deal with some mate. It's almost out of date. | 1:24:32 | 1:24:36 | |
We're going to have to shift this lot. | 1:24:36 | 1:24:38 | |
Go and find him, will you, Trace? | 1:24:38 | 1:24:41 | |
-You look thrilled, darling. Mark. -Hello, Mark. -Oh, like that? | 1:24:41 | 1:24:45 | |
OK, I could get used to that. | 1:24:45 | 1:24:48 | |
-Do you do this cheesy routine on all your customers? -No. | 1:24:48 | 1:24:52 | |
-Only the one's who are game. -Well, I ain't. -That's a shame, | 1:24:52 | 1:24:55 | |
cos I bet you'd be really good at it as well, | 1:24:55 | 1:24:57 | |
-when you're in the mood, like. -I'm the best. | 1:24:57 | 1:25:01 | |
But I'm retired. | 1:25:01 | 1:25:02 | |
The best ones usually are. Shame. | 1:25:04 | 1:25:06 | |
OK. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find... | 1:25:06 | 1:25:12 | |
YOU ain't funny, Alfie. | 1:25:12 | 1:25:15 | |
-She'll come round. -Usually do. -Yeah. | 1:25:17 | 1:25:20 | |
Here you go, buddy. I think it's all there. | 1:25:20 | 1:25:22 | |
-You know, keep it schtumm, yeah? -Lovely. -Take care. Cheers, mate. | 1:25:22 | 1:25:26 | |
All right, Tyler? All right, buddy? | 1:25:26 | 1:25:29 | |
Oi! LAUGHS | 1:25:33 | 1:25:34 | |
-Are you trying to impress the girl, doing the old trip routine? -Eh? | 1:25:34 | 1:25:38 | |
Oh. No, I'm just a bit, you know... | 1:25:38 | 1:25:40 | |
I'm taking Whitney out later for a meal. You know, wine and dine her. | 1:25:40 | 1:25:45 | |
Shut up. You the man. Yes, well done. | 1:25:45 | 1:25:46 | |
I know, but I'm going to have to play it a bit differently. | 1:25:46 | 1:25:51 | |
-What's the word on the side of them boxes? -Upright? | 1:25:51 | 1:25:54 | |
No, the other one... | 1:25:54 | 1:25:56 | |
-Fragile! -Oh, yeah. With you. | 1:25:56 | 1:25:58 | |
That's what Whit is, so I've got to be, you know, sensitive. | 1:25:58 | 1:26:01 | |
Shut up. What you talking about? Just be yourself! | 1:26:01 | 1:26:04 | |
-Butch, macho self, all right? -Alf, Alf, come on, man. Everyone knows that don't work. | 1:26:04 | 1:26:09 | |
You know what? You, young man, are a genius. | 1:26:13 | 1:26:15 | |
-Thanks, love. -PHONE BEEPS | 1:26:24 | 1:26:25 | |
Oh, hang on. | 1:26:25 | 1:26:28 | |
Oh, no! | 1:26:28 | 1:26:30 | |
You're here! You haven't answered any of my texts! | 1:26:30 | 1:26:34 | |
I wasn't sure which one to reply to. There were 14 of them. | 1:26:34 | 1:26:37 | |
-Well, 15 now. -The one about dinner. -Oh, yeah. | 1:26:37 | 1:26:41 | |
I was wondering...if... | 1:26:41 | 1:26:45 | |
you might like... | 1:26:45 | 1:26:48 | |
a home-cooked meal sometime. | 1:26:48 | 1:26:50 | |
-Oh, that'd be lovely. What we having? -Sausage surprise! | 1:26:50 | 1:26:56 | |
I'm known for it round here. | 1:26:56 | 1:26:59 | |
-Saturday night, perhaps? -Perfecto. | 1:26:59 | 1:27:02 | |
You know that film Fatal Attraction? | 1:27:05 | 1:27:08 | |
The one with the bunny boiler? Yeah, why? | 1:27:08 | 1:27:10 | |
You're in it. | 1:27:10 | 1:27:12 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 1:27:12 | 1:27:15 | |
Oh, no! | 1:27:15 | 1:27:16 | |
-That'll be her. -That's 16 now. | 1:27:16 | 1:27:20 | |
I always keep a well-stocked first aid kit, | 1:27:23 | 1:27:26 | |
cos Heather is a magnet for catastrophes. | 1:27:26 | 1:27:30 | |
Now, you better have some of these cos I shan't be here, | 1:27:30 | 1:27:33 | |
I'm going on me holidays. I'm going to Ireland with my sister, Rose. | 1:27:33 | 1:27:36 | |
Mind you, she don't seem too keen on the idea, | 1:27:36 | 1:27:39 | |
she's going around with a face like a wet weekend in Walford. | 1:27:39 | 1:27:43 | |
-You excited? -One doesn't like to appear smug. | 1:27:43 | 1:27:47 | |
And excitement is very overrated in my book. | 1:27:47 | 1:27:51 | |
That is when Heather Trott tends to have her calamities - | 1:27:51 | 1:27:53 | |
when she's in that state. | 1:27:53 | 1:27:56 | |
-Well, I'm going on a date later. -Oh... -With a boy. | 1:27:56 | 1:28:00 | |
Yeah? | 1:28:00 | 1:28:02 | |
I ain't told no-one about it. | 1:28:02 | 1:28:04 | |
We've known each other for a little while, you know? | 1:28:04 | 1:28:07 | |
For ages I didn't want to know cos he's so full of himself. He's smug... | 1:28:07 | 1:28:11 | |
Well, every boy has the potential to be somebody's Prince Charming. | 1:28:11 | 1:28:16 | |
And every girl is waiting for one, no matter what she tells herself. | 1:28:16 | 1:28:21 | |
Hmm... He's no Prince Charming, believe me(!) | 1:28:21 | 1:28:25 | |
Do you get butterflies in your tummy? | 1:28:26 | 1:28:28 | |
-Eh? -That was Ethel's test. Swore by it. Close your eyes. | 1:28:28 | 1:28:34 | |
Go on, close 'em. | 1:28:34 | 1:28:38 | |
Now, think about him. | 1:28:38 | 1:28:41 | |
I need to get back on the stall. | 1:28:43 | 1:28:45 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Never fails. | 1:28:45 | 1:28:48 | |
How could I forget? Me, Ian! Me?! Alfie Moon, of all people! | 1:28:52 | 1:28:57 | |
Kat can't even see me. | 1:28:57 | 1:28:59 | |
She looks through me like I'm practically invisible. | 1:28:59 | 1:29:02 | |
-And you know why? -I'm sure you'll tell me. | 1:29:02 | 1:29:04 | |
Yes, tell you what, cos I'm always there. That's why. | 1:29:04 | 1:29:07 | |
Every time she turns round I'm standing there with a cup of tea and a smile. | 1:29:07 | 1:29:11 | |
-I found myself hanging around outside the khazi for her the other day! -No! | 1:29:11 | 1:29:14 | |
Mate, that's too much information. | 1:29:14 | 1:29:17 | |
-If you want to be useful, close those curtains. -Yeah, no problem. | 1:29:17 | 1:29:22 | |
-Listen, also about last night... -Yeah! | 1:29:22 | 1:29:25 | |
-Sorry for that little misunderstanding. -With all due respect, I was trying to tell Kat | 1:29:25 | 1:29:29 | |
-how wrong I think you and Mandy are. Talking of Mandy, where is she? -Dunno. Probably gone shopping. | 1:29:29 | 1:29:35 | |
That's what I'm talking about! She's off doing girl's stuff, spending your money! | 1:29:35 | 1:29:39 | |
-And you're here in your pants doing bloke's stuff. That's the way it should be! -Should it?! | 1:29:39 | 1:29:44 | |
-Page one in the Bloke's Manual. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. -Keep 'em keen. -Thank you! | 1:29:44 | 1:29:51 | |
-If you're 17! -No. no, not 17. | 1:29:51 | 1:29:54 | |
It's no age...it's any age! | 1:29:54 | 1:29:56 | |
Ian there's a time I was the Fonz and now I'm Mr C! How did that happen? | 1:29:56 | 1:30:00 | |
It's called life, mate! | 1:30:00 | 1:30:03 | |
Are you my mate? | 1:30:03 | 1:30:05 | |
No, please, don't go roping me into anything, today all right, | 1:30:05 | 1:30:08 | |
-cos once we left you last night we came back and had another... -Are you my mate or not? | 1:30:08 | 1:30:12 | |
-Yes! -Of course. I need to borrow some readies. -Just dip in the till! You got a pub! | 1:30:12 | 1:30:17 | |
I can't! Kat will know I've taken money out the till. | 1:30:17 | 1:30:20 | |
-I need to keep her guessing, create a bit of mystique. Come on. -Under the fruit bowl. | 1:30:20 | 1:30:25 | |
Really? Good man. Cheers buddy. | 1:30:25 | 1:30:28 | |
-You're worse than Mandy! -Oh, stop whinging, you're like a big girl. | 1:30:28 | 1:30:31 | |
Also, I need to borrow some wax or some sort of hair gel. | 1:30:31 | 1:30:34 | |
Peter was always leaving it lying around. | 1:30:34 | 1:30:36 | |
-It's in the drawer. -Yeah? Good man. | 1:30:36 | 1:30:38 | |
Oh, look at that, well done, mate. HE LAUGHS | 1:30:38 | 1:30:41 | |
Fantastic, look at that! Yes! | 1:30:41 | 1:30:44 | |
See. Women like a bit of friction, Ian. | 1:30:46 | 1:30:50 | |
They don't always want it their own way. | 1:30:50 | 1:30:52 | |
It's about nature. | 1:30:52 | 1:30:55 | |
And you cannot mess with nature. | 1:30:55 | 1:30:58 | |
And you! You'll be my wing commander. | 1:30:58 | 1:31:01 | |
-wing commander of what? -Blokes. | 1:31:01 | 1:31:03 | |
We've got our very first mission. See, I bought a load of dodgy lager, I need to get rid of it. | 1:31:03 | 1:31:08 | |
That's why we're holding Walford's very first Beer Festival, Ian! | 1:31:08 | 1:31:11 | |
-No. Not today, Alfie! -Yes! Yes! | 1:31:11 | 1:31:15 | |
Hello, Stranger. Hey! | 1:31:15 | 1:31:17 | |
Actually, Dad, I was on my way out. | 1:31:19 | 1:31:21 | |
-Did you not hear what I said? Your mum's gone to Pakistan. -Water? | 1:31:21 | 1:31:24 | |
-No. -It's not gay water. HE SIGHS | 1:31:24 | 1:31:27 | |
Look, we both know Mum needed a break | 1:31:27 | 1:31:29 | |
and as hard as it is for you to accept, | 1:31:29 | 1:31:31 | |
-you and Mum are divorced. She can go wherever she wants. -What, with Kamil?! | 1:31:31 | 1:31:35 | |
Without telling me?! | 1:31:35 | 1:31:36 | |
-Without even a goodbye! Doesn't that sound strange to you?! -Yusef will take care of them. | 1:31:36 | 1:31:41 | |
That's what I'm worried about! Who knows what he's got planned. | 1:31:41 | 1:31:45 | |
Shabnam's in Lahore. Maybe they're planning on visiting her. | 1:31:45 | 1:31:48 | |
I've left her messages this morning. | 1:31:48 | 1:31:51 | |
-Look, if she or your mum calls, it's imperative that you tell me straightaway. Syed?! -Yes! | 1:31:51 | 1:31:57 | |
Maybe I should just go straight to the police. | 1:31:57 | 1:32:00 | |
-They've kidnapped my son! -It's a holiday! Yeah. I'm chasing a cab. | 1:32:00 | 1:32:04 | |
Yeah, Albert Square, Walford. Oh, it's outside? Great. | 1:32:04 | 1:32:09 | |
-Ta. -Cheers. -Cheers. Look, I got manners, all right. | 1:32:13 | 1:32:16 | |
I can do chiver...chival...chiv... | 1:32:16 | 1:32:20 | |
You can't even say it, mate, can you! | 1:32:20 | 1:32:22 | |
There's no way you can go a whole night | 1:32:22 | 1:32:24 | |
with no corny lines, no fast moves. And no innuendos. | 1:32:24 | 1:32:27 | |
That, mate, is Mission Impossible! You know it is. | 1:32:27 | 1:32:30 | |
C'mon, we got loads to shift. | 1:32:30 | 1:32:33 | |
See you later, Alfie! | 1:32:33 | 1:32:35 | |
Celebration of beer? Don't we do that every night? | 1:32:36 | 1:32:40 | |
-It's a good point. -No, it's about re-connecting with things behind the drinking! | 1:32:40 | 1:32:45 | |
-Yeah, like alcoholism? -No, no, camaraderie, | 1:32:45 | 1:32:47 | |
-comradeship. Fraternity, innit? -It's more like a Man Festival. | 1:32:47 | 1:32:51 | |
Eh, me and Ian both believe that manliness is underrated! | 1:32:51 | 1:32:54 | |
It's great being a bloke, innit, eh? | 1:32:54 | 1:32:56 | |
Don't know 'bout that, Alfie. For me it's about TV dinners and nose hair. | 1:32:56 | 1:33:00 | |
-It's growing out the front of my nose now. The front! -I think I'll leave it at that. | 1:33:00 | 1:33:04 | |
This is woeful. | 1:33:04 | 1:33:06 | |
It's the ultimate, being a bloke! Help me out here, Paddy. | 1:33:06 | 1:33:09 | |
-You're absolutely right, brother Alf. Absolutely right. -Thank you. | 1:33:09 | 1:33:13 | |
-Has he done something to his hair? -Beers all round? Lovely. | 1:33:15 | 1:33:18 | |
-PATRICK: -Rum for me! | 1:33:18 | 1:33:20 | |
-IAN: -It's a beer festival! | 1:33:20 | 1:33:21 | |
Oh, Rose, I wonder where we'll be eating this time tomorrow? | 1:33:21 | 1:33:26 | |
-Won't be al fresco, that's for sure. Weather report's terrible. -Rose, what's the matter with you? | 1:33:26 | 1:33:32 | |
Your face ain't cracked a smile since I invited you. | 1:33:32 | 1:33:35 | |
-Talk about being ungrateful! -So ladies, are you all packed? | 1:33:35 | 1:33:38 | |
-Yes. -You got your Euros? Passport? -I haven't got a passport. | 1:33:38 | 1:33:44 | |
That's all right. All you need is ID. Driver's licence will do. | 1:33:44 | 1:33:48 | |
Arthur, I hear you've made plans for later on...a tryst. | 1:33:48 | 1:33:53 | |
-What? No rendezvous? -No, not me. -Must have got my wires crossed. | 1:33:55 | 1:34:01 | |
There is someone I wouldn't mind getting a bit close to, you know, | 1:34:02 | 1:34:05 | |
now that me and Faith are done. | 1:34:05 | 1:34:08 | |
But, you know what, I think I'm hexed, you know. | 1:34:08 | 1:34:10 | |
Every girl I like, every girl I'm feeling, like the proper buff ones, | 1:34:10 | 1:34:14 | |
they don't like me! Well 'part from Cougar Kim. | 1:34:14 | 1:34:17 | |
What's with that? Is my face butters or something? | 1:34:17 | 1:34:19 | |
-I mean am I second-rate, or what? -Arthur, you have got a lovely face. | 1:34:19 | 1:34:24 | |
How long will I have to wait? Do you get what I'm saying? | 1:34:24 | 1:34:27 | |
-What am I?! -Arthur...Chill! | 1:34:27 | 1:34:29 | |
Your face ain't butters! I'm very fond of it! | 1:34:29 | 1:34:32 | |
Anyone says otherwise, then they are a skank, you feel me?! | 1:34:32 | 1:34:36 | |
That's a hussy, only worse. | 1:34:36 | 1:34:38 | |
Just thought... I haven't got a driving licence. | 1:34:38 | 1:34:41 | |
-Muhammad Ali! -What about Elvis? He had it but he lost it. | 1:34:45 | 1:34:50 | |
-What they on about? -The perfect bloke. | 1:34:50 | 1:34:52 | |
That's easy. Filthy rich and mute. Hah! | 1:34:52 | 1:34:55 | |
What's brought this on? You been watching Gok Wan again, ain't ya?! | 1:34:55 | 1:34:59 | |
See my perfect bloke would be kind. | 1:34:59 | 1:35:01 | |
Good hearted. Not too young either... | 1:35:01 | 1:35:05 | |
Distinguished. And into skiffle. | 1:35:05 | 1:35:09 | |
I think Alfie's acting like a right tool! | 1:35:09 | 1:35:11 | |
What?! He's on perfect form today. Everyone's been saying! | 1:35:11 | 1:35:15 | |
-Got to be someone historic! Like Gandhi. -He only made one film, didn't he?! | 1:35:15 | 1:35:18 | |
Oi, I was only joking. I love your hair like that. | 1:35:20 | 1:35:23 | |
-Bobby Moore! Come on. -I was thinking, later on you and me could stay in... | 1:35:23 | 1:35:27 | |
I tell you what, go out with the girls, have a laugh, yeah? | 1:35:27 | 1:35:31 | |
-Go on. Take that. Bobby Moore, eh? How many caps, Bobby Moore? -108. | 1:35:31 | 1:35:35 | |
See, Bealy knows his football cos he's a bloke. THEY LAUGH | 1:35:35 | 1:35:39 | |
SHE SIGHS | 1:35:43 | 1:35:46 | |
# You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals | 1:36:11 | 1:36:14 | |
# So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. # | 1:36:14 | 1:36:18 | |
-You ain't funny, Anthony! -# You and me baby ain't... # | 1:36:18 | 1:36:22 | |
He'll be here in two minutes. | 1:36:22 | 1:36:24 | |
FRONT DOOR OPENS | 1:36:24 | 1:36:27 | |
Thank heavens for that. | 1:36:29 | 1:36:30 | |
I packed your case on account of the haste, I was forced to go through your drawers... | 1:36:30 | 1:36:35 | |
-Mrs B, I ain't coming. -But I am. | 1:36:35 | 1:36:38 | |
Great country, Ireland. Can't move without falling over a distillery. | 1:36:38 | 1:36:44 | |
Single Malt. Blended. Mixed Grain. | 1:36:44 | 1:36:48 | |
Don't know how I'll get through 'em all. | 1:36:48 | 1:36:50 | |
A lovely holiday I'm going to have. | 1:36:50 | 1:36:52 | |
One long pub crawl and no smoking. | 1:36:52 | 1:36:54 | |
I can feel one of my heads coming on, you ain't got no Paracetamol in that bag, have you? | 1:36:54 | 1:36:58 | |
-You know I'm homeo-pathetic. -I know you're pathetic. | 1:36:58 | 1:37:01 | |
-I'll get you some. -Well, hurry up then. | 1:37:01 | 1:37:05 | |
Right, ladies, let's get you sorted. Let me take that for you. OK. | 1:37:05 | 1:37:08 | |
All right, come on then, Cora. | 1:37:08 | 1:37:10 | |
Oh, Tyler, sorry mate, Whit can't make it. | 1:37:22 | 1:37:26 | |
No, no, no. He told me to wind you up! | 1:37:26 | 1:37:30 | |
Bad boy. He's nervous, look at him! | 1:37:30 | 1:37:33 | |
-Drink? -Hello! | 1:37:33 | 1:37:35 | |
You still on for Saturday night? | 1:37:35 | 1:37:37 | |
I'm not doing Sausage Surprise now. I was thinking rabbit stew. | 1:37:37 | 1:37:42 | |
Actually, I'm afraid I can't dine with you, Jean. | 1:37:42 | 1:37:47 | |
Very kind of you, but I'm sure if we did dine together, you see, | 1:37:47 | 1:37:53 | |
I'd want to make a habit of it. You do understand, don't you? | 1:37:53 | 1:37:57 | |
Erm...I think I do, yeah. | 1:37:57 | 1:37:59 | |
Jean, you're coming clubbin' with me, all right? | 1:38:01 | 1:38:04 | |
Go upstairs! Wash your hair and I'll come up and put your slap on, yeah? | 1:38:04 | 1:38:08 | |
Every woman should feel beautiful. | 1:38:08 | 1:38:11 | |
-ALFIE AND ANTHONY: -Woah! Oi, oi! | 1:38:18 | 1:38:22 | |
-You want a drink? -Yeah. | 1:38:23 | 1:38:26 | |
Can I get a drink please, Alf? | 1:38:26 | 1:38:29 | |
I don't know about you, but I am starving. | 1:38:32 | 1:38:34 | |
-Look, Sy. -Is there any lasagne? | 1:38:34 | 1:38:36 | |
-I didn't have a chance to go to the Minute Mart. -SY! Right, no games. No small talk. | 1:38:36 | 1:38:41 | |
Whatever it is you're feeling about you and your daughter... | 1:38:41 | 1:38:45 | |
Then I want to know, OK? | 1:38:45 | 1:38:48 | |
-I'm strong enough to hear that. -Are you on something? | 1:38:48 | 1:38:51 | |
-Cos seriously I don't understand what you're saying. -Sy, you're a father. | 1:38:51 | 1:38:55 | |
-That changes everything. -I know. -EVERYTHING. -I know! | 1:38:55 | 1:38:59 | |
Which is why I went to see Ish. | 1:38:59 | 1:39:01 | |
Ishfaq from university. We used to share a house. He now practices law. | 1:39:01 | 1:39:06 | |
You were with Ish? | 1:39:09 | 1:39:10 | |
All afternoon and guess what? | 1:39:10 | 1:39:14 | |
He reckons we stand a fighting chance of gaining access to Yasmin. | 1:39:14 | 1:39:19 | |
Both of us. | 1:39:19 | 1:39:20 | |
I told him I'm doing this with you, or not at all. | 1:39:20 | 1:39:23 | |
At the moment we've got to play the long game. | 1:39:23 | 1:39:26 | |
Sy, how can we afford this? | 1:39:26 | 1:39:28 | |
Well, the good news is we're getting a good rate. | 1:39:28 | 1:39:31 | |
Cos I introduced Ish to his wife. | 1:39:31 | 1:39:34 | |
He really reckons we're in with a chance? | 1:39:37 | 1:39:39 | |
But in order to avoid court, we can't aggravate Amira. | 1:39:39 | 1:39:44 | |
We need to find a mediator, | 1:39:46 | 1:39:49 | |
someone we know who she respects, who can convince her | 1:39:49 | 1:39:53 | |
-that we both need to be part of Yasmin's life. -There isn't anyone. -There is. | 1:39:53 | 1:39:56 | |
Unfortunately, I'm not his favourite person right now. | 1:39:56 | 1:39:59 | |
And neither are you. | 1:40:02 | 1:40:04 | |
I'm going to give Mandy a quick call. | 1:40:07 | 1:40:09 | |
Excuse me, golden rule, wing commander? | 1:40:09 | 1:40:12 | |
-Oi, give us my phone back! -I can't trust you! | 1:40:12 | 1:40:14 | |
You are sleeping with the enemy. You have been demoted to Sergeant Beale! | 1:40:14 | 1:40:19 | |
-Alfie! -Yeah. -Do me up. | 1:40:19 | 1:40:22 | |
-Do you like the dress? -It's nice enough. | 1:40:22 | 1:40:24 | |
I don't have to go out, you know? | 1:40:24 | 1:40:26 | |
No, you go, darling. Have a good time. | 1:40:26 | 1:40:28 | |
-See you later then. -Not if I see you first! | 1:40:28 | 1:40:31 | |
-Kat, ready? -Yeah! Watch out Walford. Here we come! | 1:40:31 | 1:40:37 | |
See what I did there? All part of the master plan. | 1:40:37 | 1:40:40 | |
Alfie, you are playing a very dangerous game. | 1:40:40 | 1:40:43 | |
Sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette! | 1:40:43 | 1:40:46 | |
Don't say I didn't warn you! Now get yourself another wing man. | 1:40:46 | 1:40:49 | |
-I intend to keep this girl. -Oi! You deserter! | 1:40:49 | 1:40:52 | |
-It's on Alfie! -Be rude not to. | 1:40:57 | 1:41:00 | |
-It's early, isn't it? -Oh, don't be boring, Jean! | 1:41:00 | 1:41:03 | |
-She got blown out earlier. -Oh, no. | 1:41:03 | 1:41:06 | |
Don't tell Kat, but I invited Norman for dinner at the Vic, | 1:41:08 | 1:41:13 | |
and he said if he did, he'd only want to make a habit of it... | 1:41:13 | 1:41:16 | |
But, hold on a minute, back up. | 1:41:16 | 1:41:18 | |
That's the opposite of being blown out, innit? | 1:41:18 | 1:41:21 | |
That's like, being blown in or blown out, or! | 1:41:21 | 1:41:24 | |
That's what I think. He said no for the time being, | 1:41:24 | 1:41:27 | |
-which, I think, is his little way of saying... -He's playing for keeps. | 1:41:27 | 1:41:32 | |
He wants to move in with me! | 1:41:32 | 1:41:34 | |
THE LAUGH AND CHEER | 1:41:34 | 1:41:36 | |
MUSIC DROWNS THEM OUT | 1:41:36 | 1:41:39 | |
I like your outfit. It's...classy. | 1:41:52 | 1:41:57 | |
What material is it? | 1:41:57 | 1:42:00 | |
Um... | 1:42:02 | 1:42:04 | |
Dunno. | 1:42:04 | 1:42:06 | |
But I bet it's a...good one though. | 1:42:06 | 1:42:08 | |
I might go for a jalfrezi. | 1:42:12 | 1:42:13 | |
-No, don't, they're really hot. -What, like you? | 1:42:13 | 1:42:16 | |
Guys, can I get you drinks? | 1:42:19 | 1:42:21 | |
-Go on, ladies first. -No, go on. -No, go on, ladies first! | 1:42:21 | 1:42:26 | |
Um, just... | 1:42:27 | 1:42:29 | |
-Thought you might be here. -You heard from your mum? | 1:42:31 | 1:42:35 | |
-I need your help. -Should be interesting. | 1:42:35 | 1:42:38 | |
You know, it only seems five minutes ago | 1:42:42 | 1:42:45 | |
we couldn't even hold hands in public! | 1:42:45 | 1:42:47 | |
I remember when I was a twink, I used to have this fantasy that some | 1:42:50 | 1:42:55 | |
strong man would come along and tell all the bullies where to get off. | 1:42:55 | 1:42:59 | |
-Never thought it would be Sy though! -Me neither. | 1:42:59 | 1:43:02 | |
THEY LAUGH | 1:43:02 | 1:43:04 | |
-Well, I will drink to that. -Cheers. | 1:43:04 | 1:43:09 | |
To Jean and Norman. | 1:43:09 | 1:43:10 | |
Oh! Just good friends! | 1:43:10 | 1:43:13 | |
I'm gonna get a drink! | 1:43:13 | 1:43:16 | |
Oi! What's your problem? | 1:43:23 | 1:43:26 | |
I have to get out of here. Now. | 1:43:28 | 1:43:31 | |
Otherwise I'd have to kiss you. | 1:43:31 | 1:43:33 | |
Come out of retirement? | 1:43:35 | 1:43:36 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 1:43:36 | 1:43:39 | |
I had to fight to be in this relationship. | 1:43:43 | 1:43:46 | |
-Amira has to know that I'm not going to just give up on it. -No! No searches... | 1:43:46 | 1:43:50 | |
-No return flights. No nothing. -I'm sure Mum will be back... | 1:43:50 | 1:43:54 | |
What if she isn't? We were all worried about her state of mind | 1:43:54 | 1:43:57 | |
and now she's gone off with that man. | 1:43:57 | 1:43:59 | |
She's taken my son and I can't do anything about it... | 1:43:59 | 1:44:02 | |
Yusef could poison Kamil against me, at his own leisure! | 1:44:02 | 1:44:06 | |
-So how can you let Amira do exactly the same thing to me? -How dare you compare us! | 1:44:06 | 1:44:11 | |
She's doing everything to come between me and my child, it's the same thing, Dad! | 1:44:11 | 1:44:15 | |
It is far from the same thing, Syed! | 1:44:15 | 1:44:18 | |
You want me to go and ask her what? | 1:44:19 | 1:44:22 | |
To make your twisted arguments to the woman that you cheated! | 1:44:22 | 1:44:26 | |
Cheated! Betrayed and humiliated! | 1:44:26 | 1:44:29 | |
And you don't even have the decency to talk to her face to face. | 1:44:29 | 1:44:32 | |
You want me to go and ask her what? | 1:44:32 | 1:44:34 | |
Tell her to think of Yasmin. | 1:44:34 | 1:44:37 | |
I'm doing this WITH Christian or not at all. | 1:44:37 | 1:44:41 | |
Yasmin is your flesh and blood. | 1:44:41 | 1:44:43 | |
You cannot turn your feelings off like a tap just because | 1:44:43 | 1:44:46 | |
-it doesn't suit your lifestyle! -You did! | 1:44:46 | 1:44:49 | |
Syed, as hard as this may be for you to understand, | 1:44:51 | 1:44:53 | |
everything I have done, EVERYTHING, has been for... | 1:44:53 | 1:44:57 | |
What? For what, Dad?! | 1:44:57 | 1:44:59 | |
-Fatherhood is a sacred duty! -So not seeing me? Not talking to me. | 1:44:59 | 1:45:02 | |
-That's your sacred duty, is it? HATING ME! -I hate your choices. | 1:45:02 | 1:45:06 | |
Oh, you LIAR! | 1:45:06 | 1:45:07 | |
I could never hate you... | 1:45:11 | 1:45:12 | |
So prove it. | 1:45:13 | 1:45:15 | |
Talk to Amira. | 1:45:18 | 1:45:20 | |
For me. | 1:45:22 | 1:45:24 | |
And Christian. | 1:45:25 | 1:45:27 | |
OK. OK, I will. | 1:45:37 | 1:45:40 | |
Thank you. | 1:45:43 | 1:45:44 | |
You know she'd never take Kamil away from you. | 1:45:54 | 1:45:57 | |
Not for good. | 1:46:00 | 1:46:02 | |
So...what do you think about the Government? | 1:46:11 | 1:46:15 | |
The Government? Erm... Dunno. | 1:46:16 | 1:46:20 | |
Thanks, Tamwar, that was lovely. Thank you. | 1:46:21 | 1:46:24 | |
So! Which one? | 1:46:29 | 1:46:33 | |
-Both. -Oh! Wow. | 1:46:33 | 1:46:36 | |
Go on, you go. I'll pay for everything. | 1:46:36 | 1:46:40 | |
I won't bother you again, I swear. | 1:46:40 | 1:46:42 | |
Why? We've all got a past. | 1:46:42 | 1:46:45 | |
Anyway, listen, I spoke to Tiff and Morgan about seeing you tonight. | 1:46:47 | 1:46:51 | |
Did you?! What did they reckon? | 1:46:51 | 1:46:53 | |
-No kissing. Cos that's disgusting. -Obviously. | 1:46:53 | 1:46:55 | |
But if I really, really like you I can hold your hand. | 1:46:55 | 1:46:58 | |
-Steady on! -THEY LAUGH | 1:46:58 | 1:46:59 | |
I need to go! Lots to think about. | 1:47:05 | 1:47:08 | |
'Ere who's he looking at? | 1:47:14 | 1:47:17 | |
He must have a thing for you. | 1:47:17 | 1:47:20 | |
He's all right, but this one's better. | 1:47:21 | 1:47:24 | |
Moving in... KAT LAUGHS | 1:47:25 | 1:47:28 | |
Hey, your eyes sparkle when you're nervous, you know that? | 1:47:28 | 1:47:31 | |
They actually glitter. | 1:47:31 | 1:47:33 | |
-I ain't nervous. -Yeah, you are. | 1:47:33 | 1:47:36 | |
I love my husband. | 1:47:36 | 1:47:39 | |
You know, when we was outside your pub he never looked at you once. | 1:47:39 | 1:47:43 | |
Not once. | 1:47:43 | 1:47:44 | |
How beautiful do you feel when I look at you, eh? | 1:47:45 | 1:47:48 | |
Hey, you should've seen Tyler's face when Whitney walked through the door. | 1:47:53 | 1:47:57 | |
True love. As James Brown said, "this is a man's world, | 1:47:57 | 1:48:02 | |
"but nuttin' nuttin' without a woman and a girl." | 1:48:02 | 1:48:07 | |
There you go, Paddy, well done, mate! You the man! | 1:48:07 | 1:48:10 | |
Kat. Listen, sweetheart. | 1:48:13 | 1:48:15 | |
I just want to say I'm really sorry about earlier on, you know? | 1:48:15 | 1:48:19 | |
I was just a bit...you looked absolutely stunning in your dress... | 1:48:19 | 1:48:24 | |
And, well...you have a good time | 1:48:24 | 1:48:27 | |
and I'll see you later. Love you. Bye. | 1:48:27 | 1:48:29 | |
I'm telling you. My girl is fit. She is really fit. | 1:48:33 | 1:48:36 | |
Back down, Bealy cos my girl's fit as well. | 1:48:36 | 1:48:39 | |
I fact I remember even stopping the wedding! | 1:48:39 | 1:48:42 | |
Yeah, so do I. We both got a good kicking. | 1:48:42 | 1:48:44 | |
But there is absolutely nothing me and Kat can't withstand. | 1:48:44 | 1:48:47 | |
In fact we are, what's the word, it's coming to me. | 1:48:47 | 1:48:50 | |
Oh, yeah. Me and Kat, we are insurmountable. | 1:48:50 | 1:48:53 | |
THEY LAUGH We are! Oh, thanks, lads. I'm barring you two. | 1:48:53 | 1:48:58 | |
You know what? I'd got you completely wrong, Mr Tyler Moon. | 1:49:23 | 1:49:27 | |
You've been a complete gentleman tonight. | 1:49:29 | 1:49:31 | |
So now, you can have your reward. | 1:49:33 | 1:49:38 | |
I don't want one. | 1:49:38 | 1:49:40 | |
No. Wait. Please. That come out wrong. | 1:49:40 | 1:49:44 | |
I didn't mean it like that, all right? | 1:49:44 | 1:49:47 | |
There ain't nothing I want more. Believe me, there ain't, | 1:49:47 | 1:49:50 | |
all right. I'm just saying there's no rush, all right. | 1:49:50 | 1:49:55 | |
Hey. Wotcha. | 1:50:27 | 1:50:30 | |
What have I done to deserve you, eh? | 1:50:32 | 1:50:35 | |
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