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ALFIE: 'Listen, sweetheart. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
'I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier on, you know. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
'Well, I was just a bit... | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
'You looked absolutely stunning in your dress. And, um... | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
'Well, have a good time and I'll see you later. I love you, bye.' | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
It's companionship, yes. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
But it's also... I don't know, a feeling I get when I'm around him. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:49 | |
A...zing! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Hello, sweetheart, what can I get you? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
-Glass of white wine, please. -Large one? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
-Do you know what I mean, Alfie? -Yes, course I do. Oh, Kat, lovely. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
Jean was just... Can't wait to tell you about her zing. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Is that what they're calling it these days? Why the shirt? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
Well, it's my favourite shirt, innit? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-And the hat? -Kat, it's in case it gets cold. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:13 | |
-Oi! Not in front of the punters! -I knew it! Boiled sweets. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
You're going football. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
-Kat, listen. It's just that Anthony got us tickets. -How do I run this place on my own on a Saturday? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:23 | |
-You know... Kim said she'd help out. -Did she rubbish. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
-Shall we talk about your tab? -Ready whenever you need me. -No. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
Oh, Kat, please, come on. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Me and Anthony ain't been since Tony Cottee was there. You'll manage. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
All right, fair enough. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
-Glass of white wine? -Did someone drop this? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Thank you. Kat was saying how happy she is for you and Norman. Yes, mate? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
Right, mate, we'll have 14 pints of lager and a yard of ale. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
Fell asleep in the cinema the other night. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Just crossing the border, they were, in the film. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
Into Switzerland, I think. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
Anyway, I turn round and Norman is sound asleep. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
-14 pints of lager and a yard of ale. It's a pub crawl for Rabbit. -Rabbit? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
Yeah, scrum-half, Rabbit. Birthday boy, somewhere. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
It's because we're so relaxed in each other's company. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
And I was wondering that maybe it might be time | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
that we think about living together. Here. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
-Do we even have a yard? -Yeah, in the barrel store. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
-It feels right, don't you think? -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. -Really? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-Whatever makes you happy, Jean. -Yes! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Give us ten minutes. Just to talk, OK? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Yeah, I understand that. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
-It's important for Syed. -And Christian. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
-And Christian. Yes. -Are you serious? -I haven't seen Amira in ages. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
-She's not four! -Except mentally. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-OK. Here she is. -That's not... | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
-Yes. -Oh, it is! Come on, come on. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
A welcoming party! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
-Let me get that. -How are you? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
-I'm very well. It's good to see you. -Good. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
-Stop torturing yourself. -I just want to see my daughter. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
And you will, all right? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
He'll call when he's ready. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Now you can help me with this. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
-With what? -Tidying up. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
What, fitness magazines and Dance Anthems CDs? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Yeah, just pop them in the cupboard, will you? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
Christian, are you de-gaying our flat? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Look, Sy, it can't hurt for Amira to think of this place | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
-as somewhere that Yasmin can stay. -I don't believe this. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
-We have to be clever about this. -You're saying we're ashamed of who we are. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
That I should hide it from my daughter who I haven't even met yet! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Do I really look like the sort of person that's ashamed of who I am? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:53 | |
Hm? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
What's the most important thing here? | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
You and me. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Exactly. So... | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
-Rufus Wainwright? -He's in. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Happy driving, mate. Have a great weekend! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
-You sold it? -ABC, sweetheart. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
-Always Be Closing. -Listen, do you fancy a drink? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
What, on a roll like this? I could sell half a dozen in the next 20 minutes! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
-Oi, go on, off you go. -What, really? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
That thing's been sitting there for weeks. You've earned it. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
-I'll look after the place. -Wicked! Well, let's do this. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
But I've got to go home and get changed. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
And I was telling them about our zing, and you falling asleep in the cinema. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:43 | |
-The Switzerland bit. -Hmm? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-Well, they think it's a great idea. -Terrific. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Just think of all the extra time we'll have together. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
Sorry. How's that? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
We'll be living together. Here. Oh! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-Reminds me... -30 Geordies on that Spanish stag do? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
-They loved you. -All them offers I got, could have run away with 30 different blokes. -Yeah. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:14 | |
To Newcastle? Off you go then, pet. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
No, seriously, Kat. Had it been yesterday, I'd have deserved it. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
-Alfie... -No, seriously, sweetheart. Seriously. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Fair's fair. I was a pillock. Right, come on, fellas! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
Hi, sweetheart. Scotch, when you're ready. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
What are you... Get out! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
That's quick, even for you. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
-So what will it be, boss? -No, it's fine. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-Said I'd help, I'm helping. -Scotch and dry, please, darling. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
-Ooh, a gentleman. -Alfie, do you think you'll still make the game? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
-Just, darling. -Go on then, off you go. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-What about all the... -It's fine. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
-You serious? -Yeah. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
What a woman. How lucky am I, eh? CHEERING | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Got a free pass to the Hammers! Come on, you Irons! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
-Alfie, could I have a word? -Yeah, make it quick, Norman. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
-Hello? -I'm in here. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
All right? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
How did it go with the accountant? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Um... I thought I'd swerve it. I... | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
..went up Bond Street instead. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
-What's that? -This is for you, | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
for being so adorable. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Ian! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Open it...wet. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
It's a scarf. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
I can see that. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Well, I don't mind if you want to change it. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Wasn't cheap, though. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
So, um... | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
So? | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
Well, we're not doing anything right now, are we? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:05 | |
-And? -Well... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
I just thought maybe we could have a little bit of afternoon delight. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
-What, you thought a scarf'd do the trick? -I thought you might like it. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
Well, and the other as well, hopefully. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
It's just that it's been a while and we haven't, and... | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
well, bloke's got needs, hasn't he? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Take it back. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
-What? -Take it back. -Mand... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
Can I get a bottle of champs, please? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Are you going to pour it all over my body? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
-SHE SQUEALS HAPPILY -Ooh, the bubbles! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
-We ain't got any. -What, you playing with my life? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Do you know where you are? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
All right. I'll have a look. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Listen, when you got a Too Legit To Quit gangsta up in your ends, yeah, | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
you got to keep that shizzle frizzle dizzle gizzle on ice, get me?! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
-Hold on. Look, look. -Is it French? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Bulgarian. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Don't know where that come from. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
-What, chill for 20 minutes, call it 30 quid? -It's Bulgarian! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
You want it or not? Hmm? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Gangsta(!) | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
-Absolutely. -Hmm, absolutely. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
Is she worth it? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
-Trust me, I don't want to move in. -But she thinks you do? -Yeah. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
-Norman, she's got her hopes up. -Yes! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
-Alfie... -All right, all right, just leave it with me. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-We need new bedding. -There's nothing wrong with it! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
-There's no need to get aggressive. -I'm not being... | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Sorry, I'm not being aggressive. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Just something more neutral. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
-I'm going to go over. -Your dad's not rung yet. Just be patient. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Just to talk to her. She's not totally unreasonable. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
-This is the funnest baby in the world! -Careful with the bouncing. SHE CRIES LOUDLY | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
Ahh, come to me. Come to me. Come on. Let Dhada-ji clean you up. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:31 | |
Come on. Thank you. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
-Put that there. -Such a homely girl, Afia. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Good wedding? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Uh, well, didn't go as smoothly as yours. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
Look how that turned out. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
She's an absolute angel. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Just seeing you with her. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Seeing her little Shabnam nose. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Makes me a bit... | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
I heard things have been difficult. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
You know, sometimes I think about before the wedding. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
Me and Syed, you and Zainab, | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
everyone excited together. SHE SIGHS | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
I wish I could go back there. It was the happiest time of my life. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:19 | |
Well, Syed's very excited about her. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Is he? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Well, we all are. But Syed in particular. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
You know, he'd make a terrific father. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:36 | |
-Except he's gay. -Yeah. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:41 | |
And you approve of that? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Well, she is Syed's daughter. They should have some contact. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:49 | |
-They? This is about them now? -Yes, both. Of course. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:54 | |
Even though you don't approve of their relationship? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
Christian is part of Syed's life now. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
-You know it's wrong. And unnatural. -I didn't say that. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
You are on my side though, aren't you? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
Deep down, you know the best way of doing things | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
-is Mum, Dad, and baby. -Amira, I didn't say that. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
Would you let them raise Kamil? KNOCKING ON DOOR | 0:11:15 | 0:11:20 | |
I'll get it. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:21 | |
Syed. She's awesome, she's amazing. She looks just like Shabnam. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:30 | |
Amazing. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
-What's that... -Huh? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Oh, it's baby vomit. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
-Yasmin. -He was bouncing her. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Come on, clean up. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
-Come on through, guys. -Hello, Syed. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Amira. How are you? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Your dad and I were just having a chat. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
-About how important it is for Yasmin to spend time with her dad. -That's what I want. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
Good. But not him. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
-Sorry? -I explained, Syed. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
-Not him. -Amira, you can't just... | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
-Dad? -He agrees with me. -What? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
He thinks having your boyfriend involved | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
in Yasmin's life is just wrong. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
-I didn't say that! -Come on Sy, let's go. -You can leave whenever you like. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
You can't stop me seeing her. I've spoken to a solicitor. And we've got rights. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:22 | |
I'd never stand in the way. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
I just hope we're not abroad by the time it gets sorted out. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
-What? -You expect my grandparents to travel here at their age?! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
-Oh, come on, Amira. -You can't take her away. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Just for a visit. You know what families are like. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
Once they've got her there, they won't want to let her go. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
-You're a piece of work! -Or you can come in and see her now. On your own. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
YASMIN GRIZZLES Oh, there she is. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
She'd love it if her dad came to hold her. Calm her down. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
Sy... | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
It's you and me. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
You'll hear from our solicitor. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
-YASMIN CRIES -I'll go. -Mum knows best. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
-No room? -No room. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:20 | |
-But Kat... -Yeah, I know what Kat said, sweetheart. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
But what with the kids and Mo... | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
There's just not enough space, babe. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
-Hey, come on. You all right? -Course. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Yes? Good girl. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Anthony! Course I'm on my way, mate. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Just got to... Yeah, no, definitely. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Oi! What are you still doing here? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
Sorry, had to troubleshoot a human resources issue. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Just getting me coat. I'm on my way, mate. Come on, you Hammers! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
It doesn't have to be here, does it? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
-What? -Little one-bedroom would do us. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
-Jean... -Or a two-bed. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
I mean, Bradley was always saying you can't move for two-beds in Walford. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
Jean, I don't think I can move in with you. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
Oh, it doesn't have to be now. When the time is right. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
I don't think the time will ever be right, Jean. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:24 | |
-Oh. -Look at you. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
You are a wonderful, vibrant, beautiful young woman. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
And I'm a weathered, unreliable old rogue. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
I think you're lovely. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
You're too good for me, Jean. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Anyone can see that. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Best I could hope for is to be your friend. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Just friends, then? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
I think it's for the best, Jean. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
Yeah, and then Shelly, now Shelly is three, comes up to me at playgroup and says "Whitney" | 0:15:00 | 0:15:07 | |
I went, "Yeah?" | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
She goes, "I can't really do it today, I feel really fragile". | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
Fragile, how cute is that? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
How clever are they, eh? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
I know, probably got it off her mum or the telly or something. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
So, you're doing really good? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Yeah, I'm doing all right. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
No, you are, I can see it, man. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
I bet they love you. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
-Are you good? -Yeah, yeah. How them Dodgers going? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
-What you talking about? -Wears the hat, don't even follow baseball. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Oh, I see. You want a drink? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Oh, yeah, I'll have one of these delicious little fruity numbers you're having. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
-You like them too? -Mate. Pint. -All right, cool. Same again? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:47 | |
You all right, Whit? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
-Yeah. -You got your hair down. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
-Yeah. -No, it's nice. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
-I like it like that. -Yeah. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
You wearing it? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Yeah. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:05 | |
Only if you want to. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
Yeah, I do want to. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Yeah, so that was a pint and some orange thing... | 0:16:25 | 0:16:30 | |
Hey, hey, be nice, will ya? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
-Wouldn't want anything to slip to your hubby, would we? -Hubby's gone, mate. You're fresh out of leverage. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:47 | |
-Here, where do I know him from? -You don't. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Tuesday I was out in Shoreditch, and this guy goosed me on the dance floor. Yeah, that's him. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:57 | |
You don't know him. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
It's you, innit? R&Rs, yeah. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
He was proper giving you the eye. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
-So what, you and him? -Kim, will you shut up just for five minutes? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Listen, don't take it out on me, you know, cos you've got a hangover. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:16 | |
Might give it a crack, myself. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
-What makes you think that? -Just something in the way you walk. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
I've been trying to figure it out for ages. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
You were a soldier, yeah? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
-I was a copper. -So you can handle yourself, then. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
-Excuse me. -I mean, Physically. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
-I do all right, darling. -Excuse me. -I'll leave you to it. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
-You all right, Ian? -Yeah. -Good one. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
What was that all about? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
None of your business. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
I thought we could go for a drive or something. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
What, nice family car, flask of tea, little tartan rug for me legs? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
Actually I got us a nice bottle of wine. 20 quid, this cost. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
-Painting my nails. -You did them earlier! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Colour didn't work out. Maybe another time, eh? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
She takes Yasmin to Pakistan, we might as well just give up. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
You think things are hard for us here? Over there we might as well not exist. And Dad... | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
In 20 minutes he goes from, "Syed and Christian are good people" | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
to, "You're right, we should burn them alive". | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
I think we should go brown. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
-Sorry, what are you talking about? -The walls. Get rid of that paper. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
I don't care about the walls! Amira might be taking my daughter to Pakistan. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
-All you care about is the paintjob. -You think that's it, Sy? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
You think with all this going on that's what I care about, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
the colour of the walls? Are you an idiot? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
This is our home! The only concrete thing | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
we have, and I will not let her use that, or our lifestyle against us. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
-She wouldn't do that. -Oh, really. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Look, Sy, I saw you. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
When that baby cried out, it was like you were being physically pulled into that house. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:08 | |
You've got this look about you. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
-She's my daughter. -I know. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
And it's a look you never had | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
when we were trying to adopt. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
I'm worried if it comes down to a choice between Yasmin and me... | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
-It won't. -Well, if it does... | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
You and me. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
These are Premier League approved. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
-Even that West Ham one, yeah? -Champions next season. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
-Go on then. -Anthony will panic if you're late. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Here, Kat, Mark here right... | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
I believe he's going to buy some of my genuine approved merchandise. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
-Sadly, he's a Spurs fan, but a sale's a sale, all right. -Hope you go down next season, an' all. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
Listen to him! We will be champions of Europe before you know it. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
Oh, listen, I forgot my phone, I better go and get it. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
I'm cutting it a bit fine, but I'll catch you later. See you later. Bye. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
-Hadn't gone after all. -He's my husband. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Did he know where you was last night? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
You think you can come in here, into my pub, and blackmail me? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Who said anything about blackmail? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-I'm enjoying a quiet drink. -And it's your last. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Here we go, another scotch and dry. Large. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:19 | |
On the house. Don't say we don't look after you. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Don't even like baseball and you go around with that hat. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
-Yeah, I thought we'd covered that, man. -Well, look, no, | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
I put on an Orient shirt because I love Orient. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
But it's not the same thing. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
What is the stickers about? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Yes! The stickers! Ain't you meant to take them... | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
-Eh, easy, bruv, all right? Look, do you want another pint? -Mate, I've hardly started this one. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:46 | |
Keep up. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
-I got twice as much in here. -(MIMICS) I got twice as much in here. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:53 | |
I might just kick out, anyway. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
-You are so getting out-drunk by a girl. -Woah. What about them drinks? | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
Yeah, sorry, guys, man. Got to chase a few leads and that. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
Always be closing, you know me. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
I'll be back in a minute. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Fats. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
-You all right? -We're supposed to be mates, yeah? -We are. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
Well, I'm there, buying her drinks and her hair's all down and that and you know, I think I'm in there. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:22 | |
But no. Tyler Moon swoons in and does it again. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Look, it's not like that, all right? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
-Whatever. -We ain't even done anything yet. I was going to tell you soon as. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:31 | |
You going to be all right with it? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Yeah, bruv. all good. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
Cos if you're not, I'll end it. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:41 | |
-For real? -For real. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
-You don't want to do that. -Course I don't. You know her. -Yeah. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:49 | |
But I will. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Gangster! Champagne's ready. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
You know what, Kimberley? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
Give it to my brother here, all right. Enjoy, bruv. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:01 | |
No worries. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
RINGTONE PLAYS | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Anthony! Yes, I can see the ground from here. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
I'm practically 30 seconds away, so... | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
JEAN GROANS | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
I'll call you back. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
You all right? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Yes, thanks, Alfie. Fine. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
All fine here. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
Listen, I'm really sorry about the Norman thing, all right? We just don't have the room. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
-Oh, it's not Norman. Norman's fine. We're going to be friends. -Right. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:37 | |
-So... -So... | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
I take my tablets, every day. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
I talk with the doctor to keep the levels right, so I don't veer up and down like I used to. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:49 | |
But that's better, yeah? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Course it is. Much better. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
It's so much better that I think I've got it under control. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:04 | |
But I haven't, Alfie. I think I have, | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
I think that me and Norman have got something special... | 0:23:07 | 0:23:12 | |
-Zing. -Yeah, that's it. Zing! | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
I think we've got zing. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Wrong again, Jean. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Thought you were so clever, didn't you, Jean? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
Thought you were doing so well without Stacey. Without Sean. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:27 | |
But you're not. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
You're just walking through a fog you didn't even know was there. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:36 | |
Come here. Come on. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
JEAN SOBS | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
-I have to fight just to get through every day, Alfie. -I know. I know. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:59 | |
And still I lose. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
I still... | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
I still get it wrong. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Oi, oi, oi. Come on, it's all right. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
It's all right. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Do you fancy an ice cream? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Yeah? Come on. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:24 | |
Come on, don't be like that. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
You was a mistake. A tiny, tiny mistake. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
I want you to pack up and go home. If I see you near here again... | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
What you going to do, eh? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
Rabbit. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
This gentleman here would like to join you on a pub crawl. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
All right, let's take him with us. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Your problem is you've forgotten where you are. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
This is the Queen Victoria public house, | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
and I make the rules, and you're gone, sweetheart. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:55 | |
You have a nice day! | 0:24:55 | 0:24:56 | |
-I've been thinking. What are you like with numbers? -I was a times-tables champion at school. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:09 | |
Fantastic. See, right, I am looking for a bookkeeper for the Vic. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
Kat can't count past her fingers and Mo, well, she's just a thief. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
So, you interested? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Yes, I can tell by the smile! Of course you are. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
Good girl | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
No-o-o-o! What?! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Hey, Mr Hotrod! What's all this then? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Man's entitled to an upgrade, ain't he? | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
Listen, my heart belongs to the black beauty over there but this... | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
-My word. -Changed your mind about a drive, have you? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
Yes! Oh, yes! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Right, you'll be needing that then. What do you think, Branning? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
What's that, Meat Loaf? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
-Yours? -Oh, yes. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
-You're so sneaky. -I do all right, darling. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
Drive safely. Look how fast it goes. He's a nutter! | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
-Who was that? -If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. Come on, lick? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
-No, it's too cold for it. -The best ones always are. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
Nan's on her way back with Tommy and Shenice. She's got the trots. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
-No, Shenice. -Here, come on. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Come here. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Two favourite girls. Let's enjoy this moment, eh? Yeah? | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
Yeah. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
Christian? | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
I told you, babe, if we're going out, I need a little kip. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
All right, I'll leave you to it. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Hey, you know that bedding? It's fine. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
-Well, we can change it if you want to. -No. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
-You know, you're a good man. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
Got a wife and a kid, | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
and you put me first. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
And I love you for it. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
I love you too. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
We'll get there eventually. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
-Pop in anytime. -We will. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
-Please. -Thank you. Bye, everyone! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:24 | |
Not quite the day I imagined. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
-York Way, near King's Cross, please. -Amira. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Can I hold her? | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
Please. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
Hello! Hello. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:12 | |
Oh, she's... She's... | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
I know. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:23 | |
We made her, Syed. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
You and me. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
Hello, Queen Vic? | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
I thought I told you to leave me alone. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
-Ah! -Where've you been?! -Close your eyes. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
-Close your eyes, no peeking. -What have you done? | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
Never you mind. Keep them closed. I'll tell you when. Not yet. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:57 | |
Right. Open. | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
What do you reckon? | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
It's a summer dress. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:03 | |
Where we're going, it is summer. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
Alfie, what have you done? | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
Apparently, in Funchal, it was 76 degrees yesterday. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
So I kind of call that summer. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:13 | |
Tomorrow, we fly out from Luton airport. Bring it on! | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
-Alfie! -Now this is a size ten. I don't think it'll fit me. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
Give me two minutes, all right? | 0:29:19 | 0:29:20 | |
-Right, come on! -PHONE RINGS | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
Don't answer it. It's telesales. They've been driving me nuts all morning. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:27 | |
Nah, it'll be all right. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:31 | |
Hello? | 0:29:33 | 0:29:34 | |
You're through to the Queen Victoria, number one pub in London. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:40 | |
If you'd like a pint of bitter, press one. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:43 | |
If you'd like to ogle our barmaids, press two. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:46 | |
Or if you'd like a punch-up, just press three. Beep! | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
Right, Sheila, get the dress on now, before I get angry. Come on! | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
-You're not going to the solicitor's now are you? -I told you. | 0:29:55 | 0:30:00 | |
But I've got a client at the gym in 20 minutes. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
I can hardly change the appointment. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:04 | |
-All right. Tell me all about it when you get home, yeah? -Yeah. -See you. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:08 | |
Oh, Ian, that is so you! | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
This, right, is called, repairing the damage. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
-Sorry? -Gordon Baggs invited me for a game. I could hardly say no. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:28 | |
-I thought you'd been chucked out of that W... -CCT, yeah. I have been chucked out. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:32 | |
But hopefully, by the end of this morning, I'll have been chucked back in. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:35 | |
-Can I come? -No. You don't play golf. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
Yeah, and I don't suppose that stops YOU. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
I will be back by lunchtime. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
OK. Well, don't go getting any more speeding tickets. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
Is that meant to be funny? | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
Can I take the car for a spin when you get back? | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Mandy, no, you can't! I've told you before, you're not insured, OK. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
It's against the law. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
Can't we break the law? | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
-Have you got any idea how much that car's worth? -Mm-hm. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
And that's what would make it so exciting. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:07 | |
Oh, come on, Ian. Don't you ever want to do something a little bit reckless? | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
Break the rules? Go over to the dark side? | 0:31:10 | 0:31:14 | |
Yeah, you've got a game of golf, love. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
Um, I'm going to make myself a bacon sandwich, all right? | 0:31:17 | 0:31:22 | |
Make sure you clear up afterwards, yeah? | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
And I'm going to eat it all by myself. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
Very, very, very slowly. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:31 | |
Oi! Clear off! | 0:31:39 | 0:31:40 | |
Ain't a car like this more hassle than it's worth? | 0:31:45 | 0:31:48 | |
I can see how it... might pull the birds. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
This car is not about pulling the birds. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:55 | |
This car is about the engineering. It's about knowing if you're in a tight spot, | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
you can put your foot down, 0-60, eight seconds. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:02 | |
That is what this car is about. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:04 | |
Right. Nothing to do with showing off? | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
I don't need to show off. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:09 | |
# It's the final countdown... # | 0:32:17 | 0:32:20 | |
Look who it is! | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
It's Daddy! | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
Oh, look what he's got! | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
Mrs Moon, it says here that Winston Churchill used to love going on holiday to Madeira | 0:32:53 | 0:32:57 | |
to concentrate on his paintings. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
I heard he was a dab hand at skirting boards. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
Ha-ha! But what I was thinking, right... | 0:33:02 | 0:33:06 | |
Whooee-whooee! Woof-woof! | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
It's a bit, um, it's a bit small, isn't it? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
Never in the field of human crumpet... | 0:33:12 | 0:33:15 | |
-What? -..has so much been squeezed | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
into so little! | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Come on, I know you want me! -Stop! | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
You want Mr Churchill! Yes, you do! | 0:33:22 | 0:33:26 | |
Come on, we've got the place to ourselves, haven't we? | 0:33:26 | 0:33:29 | |
Shenice is at school, little Tommy's out shopping with Jean | 0:33:29 | 0:33:32 | |
and Mo's probably doing some dodgy deal with Fat Elvis. Come on, it's just me and you! | 0:33:32 | 0:33:37 | |
# I know you want me I know you want me... # | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:33:39 | 0:33:40 | |
Don't worry about that. Come on, let's go! Get up them stairs! | 0:33:40 | 0:33:44 | |
Why didn't you tell me you'd had a baby? | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
Um, let me think. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
Oh, I remember. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
We just got married and you ran off with a man. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
-She's so peaceful. -Try saying that at 4am when she's woken up for the 15th time. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
-Have you seen the bags under my eyes? -What bags? | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
-I look terrible. -You look OK to me. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:12 | |
I feel like a bag lady. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
What? | 0:34:16 | 0:34:17 | |
You haven't changed. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:21 | |
Have you told Christian you're seeing me? | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
Seems like you haven't changed much either. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
Ew! | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
Is this full fat? | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
I asked for a skinny latte. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:35 | |
Oh! | 0:34:35 | 0:34:38 | |
What's so funny? | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
Nothing. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
It's good to see you. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:47 | |
It's good to see you, too. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
So, why haven't you told him? Or can I guess? | 0:34:54 | 0:34:58 | |
-He thinks I'm seeing a solicitor. -What about? | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
Access rights. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
-What? -Look, don't freak out, it won't come to that, but... | 0:35:04 | 0:35:08 | |
-You know, it would be good. -What would? | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
If Christian and I could have her to stay. Maybe one afternoon a week. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:17 | |
Nuh-huh. There is no way I am letting that man anywhere my baby. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
-It's not like she'll come to any harm. -Syed, no! | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
Oh, come on, what did you expect? | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
I mean, it's not like you can't see her from time to time, like this. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
BABY WAILS Oh! What's wrong? What's wrong? | 0:35:31 | 0:35:35 | |
-Are you getting hungry? -(Hey. Hey, come here.) | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
Would you mind just holding her for a sec while I get some food? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
BABY WAILS | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
(Hey!) | 0:35:44 | 0:35:45 | |
(Come on, Yas.) | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
(That's a girl.) | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
(Come on, baby.) | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
It was a bit like being propositioned by Minnie Mouse. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
Jean came on to you? | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
It was a very strange conversation. Left me worried. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:05 | |
What? That you'd turn around and find you'd accidentally trodden on her? | 0:36:05 | 0:36:09 | |
So, tell me, what is the Jean Slater seduction technique? | 0:36:10 | 0:36:14 | |
She skipped that and went straight onto the "why don't we live together?" bit. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:17 | |
You know she's completely nuts. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
What are you saying? She has to be, wanting to live with me? | 0:36:19 | 0:36:23 | |
No, really. She's got a condition. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
It's not the condition that's the problem. Let's face it, | 0:36:26 | 0:36:30 | |
we all have our moments. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:31 | |
So what, then? | 0:36:31 | 0:36:33 | |
Well, let me put it this way, Pat - she hasn't got what you've got. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:37 | |
Norman, are you never going to stop asking? | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
-Are you never going to stop saying no? -Norman... | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
Remember Frank's first rule of salesmanship? | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
"No" is the first step on the road to "yes". | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
And finally, Whitney. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:53 | |
"Like all Sagittarians, you have a tendency to worry too much. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:59 | |
"As though you're standing on the end of a springboard, | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
"frightened to take the plunge. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
"But just for once, put your worries to one side. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:08 | |
"Come on in. The water's lovely." | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
-No need to guess what you two will be up to this afternoon. -Lauren. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:18 | |
Right. Time to go make some money. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
I'll see you later. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
Yeah, see you later. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
Right, what've I said? | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
-Whitney? -I just wish you wouldn't say things like that. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
-Like what? -Just don't, all right. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
You're saying you two haven't...? | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
Lauren, I don't want to talk about it, OK. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
Right. Is this cos of the whole...Rob thing? | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
Why, when I say I don't want to talk about it, d'you just carry on? | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
Hey, hey, ladies. What's with the handbags? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
I've got to go to work. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
Right. Well, she just went for me. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
Why? | 0:38:06 | 0:38:07 | |
She's hung up on the whole Tyler thing | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
-and cos of what happened last spring. -Come on, you know what I mean? | 0:38:10 | 0:38:14 | |
Tyler's gorgeous. I wouldn't think twice. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
Right. What have I said now? | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
Uh... Fats. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
Why do you always go for the ones you can't have? | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
# Let's all sing like the birdies sing | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
# Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
# Let's all sing like the birdies sing | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
# Sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
# Let's all warble like nightingales | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
# Give your throat a treat | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
# Take your time from the birds now you all know your words | 0:38:51 | 0:38:54 | |
# Tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet... # | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
Am I late? | 0:38:56 | 0:38:57 | |
No, we just started early. Actually, it's good you're here. | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
I think you know Roxy, don't you? | 0:39:00 | 0:39:02 | |
Vaguely. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
-I think she might be a little bit shy. -Roxy? Shy? | 0:39:05 | 0:39:09 | |
Could you go and have a word? Try and make her feel a bit more at home? | 0:39:09 | 0:39:12 | |
Yeah. All right? | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
All right. Just been sent over here? | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
-No. -No? Looked like it. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
You kind of do look a bit all on your own. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
Ah. It's called "on purpose", Whitney. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
-Come on, join in, it's fun. -Can I ask you a question? | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
Do you really want to do this for a living? | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
Yeah, that's the plan. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
So you'd be here, like, everyday? | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
Yeah. Five days a week. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:38 | |
-Why? -Cos I like kids. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
Whitney? What's all this about you and Tyler Moon? | 0:39:41 | 0:39:46 | |
'After 50 years of living together, | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
'can you agree on which item will bring the biggest profit?' | 0:39:53 | 0:39:57 | |
SMOKE ALARMS BEEPS | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
Oh! Come on! | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
Jack! | 0:40:44 | 0:40:45 | |
Come here. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
-What's wrong? -It's the smoke alarm. I can't turn it off. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
Listen, Fats, I'm not doing anything today. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:02 | |
-So? -So, if you're feeling a bit, | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
I dunno, about the whole Whitney thing, | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
maybe we could hang out if you like. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
-As friends, I mean. -Friends? | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
Better than us both being alone and feeling miserable, isn't it? | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
-Hold tight. So what you telling me? You pity me now? -No! | 0:41:14 | 0:41:18 | |
You know what, Lauren, I got work, yeah. Maybe tomorrow or something. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
-We'll fix something up, then, yeah? -Yeah, yeah, yeah... | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
You weren't pushing the button hard enough. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
Really? Not like me. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
Well, I'm a weak and helpless woman | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
that just needs a big, strong man to come and rescue me. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:47 | |
Since when has Ian Beale been big and strong? | 0:41:47 | 0:41:49 | |
I wasn't talking about Ian. Fancy a coffee? | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
SYED MIMICS AEROPLANE DRONE | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
Sorry to break up the party, but we really should be heading back. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:05 | |
Dad'll be wondering where I am. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
How's it been? Living with him? | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
Oh. Dad's OK. I could do without the wagging tongues, though. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
Wagging tongues? | 0:42:15 | 0:42:16 | |
You know, the looks. The whispers. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
"Couldn't keep a husband, poor girl. She turned him gay," you know. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:23 | |
I can't get over how lovely she is. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
-D'you want me to take a picture? -Yeah. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:39 | |
Listen, I've been doing some sums, working out how much I can afford. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
-No need. Dad looks after us. -I want to help. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
What? | 0:42:50 | 0:42:51 | |
It's just I don't have many friends. | 0:42:51 | 0:42:54 | |
You know, real friends. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
It's good to have someone to talk to. | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
Excuse me, would you mind taking a picture of the three of us? | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
-The three of us? -I want to be in it too. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:15 | |
So, are we going to do this again? | 0:43:19 | 0:43:21 | |
Yeah. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:30 | |
Only I don't want to lie. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:34 | |
So I've decided. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:37 | |
I'm going to tell Christian. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
The minute I get back. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:41 | |
He won't like it, but it's better he hears now than later on. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:45 | |
I'm not going to change my mind about him seeing her. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:49 | |
I'll sort it. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
I've never really been one to join in the club, you know what I mean? | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
That's not so uncommon. | 0:43:57 | 0:43:58 | |
You know that we run a single parents' support group on Wednesdays? | 0:43:58 | 0:44:02 | |
No, no, no, I don't need a single parents' support group. Cheers. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:05 | |
Right. What, then? | 0:44:05 | 0:44:08 | |
It's just when I see all these women and their perfect smiles | 0:44:08 | 0:44:13 | |
and their perfect children | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 | |
and their little birds that go "tweet, tweet, tweet" | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
something inside of me just wants to scream. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
Does that make me such a bad person? | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
No. I know that being a parent can sometimes be... | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
No. It's not your fault. Don't take it personally, OK. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:29 | |
Don't take it personally, but when I come here | 0:44:29 | 0:44:32 | |
it is literally like aliens have landed, they've taken over | 0:44:32 | 0:44:36 | |
and nobody knows about it but me. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:38 | |
Amy! Shall we get you a big, fat lolly? | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
We're going to stick you in front of the telly for the rest of the day. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
Ian Beale is so transparent. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:55 | |
He gets himself sort of gold-digging bimbo for a girlfriend | 0:44:55 | 0:44:58 | |
and the next thing, he's got a ridiculous sports car | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
-parked outside his house. -You're hardly one to talk. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:04 | |
Of course, I'm sorry, I'm forgetting. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
You're the loyal, devoted mother and wife these days, aren't you? | 0:45:06 | 0:45:10 | |
Ah, Mrs Moon, if you'd care to come upstairs, | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
where lunch is now being served. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:21 | |
We have beans a la Moon, poached in their own rich tomato sauce, | 0:45:21 | 0:45:26 | |
and drizzled over slightly buttered pain grille. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:30 | |
That's medium toast to you, darling. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:32 | |
Kat? | 0:45:34 | 0:45:35 | |
Sorry. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:38 | |
-What's the matter? I thought we were having a real nice day. -We are. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:42 | |
I'm just a bit premenstrual. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:47 | |
I'll be all right in a minute. | 0:45:47 | 0:45:48 | |
OK. Is there something you're not telling me? | 0:45:48 | 0:45:54 | |
Just that I love you. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
I don't tell you enough, do I? | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
-Come here. -Beans are going to get cold. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
Come here. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:06 | |
You got the heating on in the bedroom? | 0:46:14 | 0:46:16 | |
-When I need your advice, I'll ask for it. -Have you tidied the bathroom? | 0:46:16 | 0:46:19 | |
-Why would I do that? -Do you want her to think you're a total slob? | 0:46:19 | 0:46:22 | |
-Breathe out. -Why? -Just do it. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:25 | |
Hmm... Well, er, most important thing. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
Will you stop fussing? It's not like I've not done this before. | 0:46:32 | 0:46:35 | |
Why you so nervous, then? | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
This has got to go right. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:41 | |
Too many false starts. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:43 | |
I want it to be perfect. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:47 | |
Look, just relax, yeah? Be yourself. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:49 | |
Tell me everything when I get back, all right? Have fun. Enjoy it! | 0:46:50 | 0:46:54 | |
Fancy another? | 0:47:04 | 0:47:06 | |
Nah, I better go. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:08 | |
You're a right barrel of laughs, you, ain't ya? | 0:47:08 | 0:47:11 | |
Well, I've just been to see my wife. In prison. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:13 | |
So that might have something to do with it. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
How'd it go? | 0:47:16 | 0:47:17 | |
Yeah, not too good. Seeing as she wouldn't even see me, so... | 0:47:17 | 0:47:21 | |
Come on, stay for another. See if I can't find you some biccies. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:26 | |
Why do you want me here, anyway? | 0:47:26 | 0:47:29 | |
The look on Ian's face, I guess. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:33 | |
See you later. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:36 | |
Listen, I am sorry about your wife. Come here. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:42 | |
MUSIC BLARES FROM IAN'S CAR | 0:47:50 | 0:47:52 | |
Do you really think that is the kind of thing to impress a girl? | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
Pat, this is about me. OK? It's got nothing to do with Mandy. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:06 | |
I've wanted one of these for ages. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
What would your mum say if she was still with us? | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
I think she'd be proud. She'd be impressed. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
Oh, Ian. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:14 | |
If it makes me happy, what is wrong with that? | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
Pah! | 0:48:17 | 0:48:18 | |
If you go round, sit behind the wheel, see how it fits, bruv. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
TV SWITCHES ON | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
FRONT DOOR OPENS | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
Hi, sweetheart. How'd you get on? | 0:49:03 | 0:49:06 | |
-What was he doing here? -Sorry? -You know what I'm talking about. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:12 | |
How was golf? Did you win? | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
What the hell was he doing here?! | 0:49:14 | 0:49:16 | |
I'm not going to talk to you if you use that tone of voice with me. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:19 | |
-I asked you a question! -SWITCHES TV OFF | 0:49:19 | 0:49:21 | |
Yeah, go on. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:22 | |
I like it when you get all fierce. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:24 | |
And if you wasn't such a shrimp, I'd almost find it sexy. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
Well, come on! Say something! | 0:49:27 | 0:49:30 | |
What is stopping you?! | 0:49:31 | 0:49:33 | |
All this stuff starts flying out my mouth | 0:49:45 | 0:49:47 | |
and I'm like, "Did I really just say that?!" I can't go back there! | 0:49:47 | 0:49:50 | |
I think it's hilarious. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:51 | |
Please don't, Christian, don't! I'm going to be one of those bad mums that you read about. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:56 | |
She's going to grow up resenting me, I'm going to resent her back, | 0:49:56 | 0:49:59 | |
and then when she's pregnant or in borstal, they're going to say it was my fault. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:03 | |
I tell you what. Instead of going home and getting fed up and bored, | 0:50:03 | 0:50:06 | |
why don't I take my two favourite ladies for a little bit of fun? | 0:50:06 | 0:50:09 | |
You are so sweet. | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
I know. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:12 | |
-Cheers. -Hello. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:16 | |
All right? | 0:50:16 | 0:50:18 | |
What? | 0:50:18 | 0:50:19 | |
-You know Ian's taken up with this Mandy? -Yeah. What about it? | 0:50:21 | 0:50:24 | |
Strange girl, ain't she? | 0:50:24 | 0:50:27 | |
If the smoke alarm hadn't gone off, he'd have never even been here. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
Why would I even look at another man when you've been so good to me? | 0:50:30 | 0:50:35 | |
The mess in the kitchen! | 0:50:35 | 0:50:37 | |
You haven't even told me about the golf. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:39 | |
I lost on purpose. | 0:50:39 | 0:50:41 | |
So are they going to invite you back? | 0:50:41 | 0:50:43 | |
Is Ian going to be a respectable member of the WCCT again? | 0:50:43 | 0:50:48 | |
Why do you do it, Mandy? | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
Is this all deliberate? | 0:50:52 | 0:50:54 | |
Do you get some sort of weird kick out of winding me up? Is that it? | 0:50:54 | 0:50:57 | |
I'm just trying to be friendly here. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
If you want to be friends, | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
how about clearing that mess up before I get downstairs? | 0:51:03 | 0:51:06 | |
-Where are you going? -To get changed. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:09 | |
Not out of your sweater, surely? | 0:51:09 | 0:51:12 | |
Not when you look so irresistible. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:15 | |
-You all right? -You all right, Fats? You got the time? | 0:51:18 | 0:51:22 | |
-Yeah. 1.20pm, bruv. -Fingers crossed, then. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:25 | |
What's that about? | 0:51:25 | 0:51:27 | |
My brother and his bird. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:28 | |
Let's hope he gets it right this time. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
Yeah. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:33 | |
What you doing? | 0:51:50 | 0:51:51 | |
Just making it...romantic. | 0:51:53 | 0:51:56 | |
Oh. | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
What sort of music do you like? | 0:51:59 | 0:52:00 | |
You choose. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:02 | |
# I want to get with you | 0:52:07 | 0:52:10 | |
# I see you in the club You showing thugs love | 0:52:10 | 0:52:14 | |
# I want to get with you... # | 0:52:14 | 0:52:16 | |
So... "Come on in. The water's lovely." | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
You nervous? | 0:52:23 | 0:52:24 | |
-Yeah. -Me too. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
That's why I bought this. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:30 | |
No, I'd rather not. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:35 | |
-Come on, it'll loosen you up. -I don't need loosening up. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:38 | |
I think you do. I think we both do. | 0:52:38 | 0:52:40 | |
I'll get a couple of glasses. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:43 | |
Why do you want to get me bladdered? | 0:52:55 | 0:52:57 | |
-I never said I did. -Well, what's with the vodka? | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
Like I say, just to relax us a bit. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
Come on. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:05 | |
What have I done? | 0:53:23 | 0:53:24 | |
It's not you. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:26 | |
I thought we liked each other. Or have I got that wrong? | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
So what's the problem? | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
Please don't touch me. | 0:53:31 | 0:53:33 | |
What am I supposed to have done? | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
Is it the music? | 0:53:35 | 0:53:36 | |
SWITCHES MUSIC OFF | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
-Do you want the curtains open? -I need to go home. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
Is it cos you think someone's going to come in? | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
-I really don't want to do this any more. -OK, but... | 0:53:43 | 0:53:45 | |
I can do what I want, all right! | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
Would you rather go upstairs? | 0:53:47 | 0:53:50 | |
No! No. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
Is it cos it reminds ya? | 0:53:54 | 0:53:55 | |
Sorry? Of what? | 0:53:55 | 0:53:58 | |
It's not like I'm a punter. I respect you. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:01 | |
It looks like it. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:03 | |
I think you're fantastic and if you'd rather do this another time... | 0:54:03 | 0:54:06 | |
I'm sorry, I don't need to hear this. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:10 | |
Whitney, please. I didn't mean anything by it. | 0:54:29 | 0:54:32 | |
Just go away! I don't want to be anywhere near you any more. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:38 | |
Come on, Uncle Christian. Oh! He did it! | 0:54:55 | 0:54:58 | |
Uncle Christian's so clever! | 0:54:58 | 0:55:00 | |
-Look who's home! -All right, Syed, want to join in? | 0:55:00 | 0:55:03 | |
Yeah, in a minute, maybe. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:05 | |
So, come on, then. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:07 | |
-How was the solicitor? -Fine. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:11 | |
Come on, let's try another one. See if I can do it. Ready? | 0:55:15 | 0:55:18 | |
For the inspection of my lord and master. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:29 | |
All right. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:32 | |
Now get yourself upstairs. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:33 | |
-You what? -Mandy, it's not like I don't realise what you're up to. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:38 | |
And what am I up to exactly? | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
Get upstairs. Get undressed. | 0:55:42 | 0:55:44 | |
-What do you think I am? -Mandy, I know what you are. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:48 | |
Mandy! | 0:56:00 | 0:56:01 | |
-Mandy. Mandy! -You want to know what I think about your damned car? | 0:56:01 | 0:56:07 | |
-Oh, wow! -Mandy! | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
Everybody! Outside now! You do not want to miss this. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:14 | |
Mandy, please! Stop it! | 0:56:14 | 0:56:16 | |
Mandy, no! | 0:56:16 | 0:56:17 | |
Mandy, please don't do this! This is ridiculous! | 0:56:17 | 0:56:20 | |
Come on, look, I'm sorry! | 0:56:20 | 0:56:22 | |
-Get away! -All right, all right. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
-Fabulous. -Mandy, for goodness sake! | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
Come on Mandy, please just stop it. No! | 0:56:27 | 0:56:29 | |
It's not my car. Yeah, I rented it. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:35 | |
Well, in that case... | 0:56:35 | 0:56:37 | |
Mandy, come on, don't you think you've done enough?! | 0:56:37 | 0:56:39 | |
No, Mandy please, no! | 0:56:39 | 0:56:41 | |
EVERYONE GASPS | 0:56:41 | 0:56:43 | |
That...that was fantastic. | 0:56:43 | 0:56:48 | |
-Girls! What are you doing? Come on! -Alfie, you got to watch this. | 0:57:01 | 0:57:04 | |
-It's so funny. -Kat. We got packing to do. Come on. | 0:57:04 | 0:57:06 | |
Only take a minute. Watch. | 0:57:06 | 0:57:07 | |
-Where d'you get this from, then? -Liam sent it to us. | 0:57:11 | 0:57:15 | |
Wait till you see Ian's face. | 0:57:17 | 0:57:19 | |
That's brilliant. Right, come on, packing to do. | 0:57:26 | 0:57:29 | |
Shenice, come on, chop chop. Move. Don't be pulling faces, come on. Run. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:33 | |
Up the stairs now. Keep going. Go, go, go! | 0:57:33 | 0:57:34 | |
IAN BEALE VIDEO PLAYS | 0:57:44 | 0:57:47 | |
Right. | 0:57:47 | 0:57:48 | |
Did Oscar get off to nursery all right? | 0:57:48 | 0:57:50 | |
-Yeah. Mum, come have a look at this. -No, I can't, darling. | 0:57:50 | 0:57:54 | |
-I need you to do me a favour. -Yeah? | 0:57:54 | 0:57:56 | |
Yeah, I've got a rep coming in today. | 0:57:56 | 0:57:58 | |
Only Gaynor's away and I just, I don't trust Jodie or Poppy to deal with her. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:03 | |
-So you want me to? -No, I want you to go over to Roxy's and ask her. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:06 | |
-Can't you just call her? -No, because... | 0:58:06 | 0:58:09 | |
she'll just be all snotty with me, Lauren, and I... | 0:58:09 | 0:58:12 | |
I just can't face it today. | 0:58:12 | 0:58:15 | |
Oh, Mum...Come here. | 0:58:15 | 0:58:19 | |
I'm sorry, I dunno what's the matter with me. | 0:58:19 | 0:58:22 | |
I didn't feel half this bad yesterday. | 0:58:22 | 0:58:24 | |
-You're bound to have ups and downs, ain't you? -Yeah. | 0:58:24 | 0:58:27 | |
-CAR HORN -That'll be my taxi. | 0:58:27 | 0:58:29 | |
I'd give anything not to have to go through this again this morning. | 0:58:31 | 0:58:34 | |
-Do you want me to come with you? -No. No. You're going to go and see Roxy. | 0:58:34 | 0:58:37 | |
Where did I put the shopping list? | 0:58:37 | 0:58:40 | |
-Mum, I'll take care of that. -Really? Are you sure? | 0:58:41 | 0:58:44 | |
Thank you, darling. | 0:58:44 | 0:58:46 | |
-Right, I'll see you in a bit. -See you. -Bye. | 0:58:48 | 0:58:51 | |
How long is she planning on staying, hmmm? | 0:58:58 | 0:59:01 | |
Shhh... I can't just chuck her out. | 0:59:03 | 0:59:05 | |
Besides, it'll only be for a day or two. | 0:59:05 | 0:59:07 | |
A day or two will turn into a week or two, | 0:59:07 | 0:59:09 | |
then a month or two and before you know it we'll have a lodger living with us full time, rent free. | 0:59:09 | 0:59:13 | |
A bit like you, really? | 0:59:13 | 0:59:15 | |
At least I don't prance around in my underwear. | 0:59:15 | 0:59:18 | |
What am I supposed to do? | 0:59:18 | 0:59:21 | |
I can't send her back to Ian and it's not like she's got anywhere else to go. | 0:59:21 | 0:59:25 | |
Listen, take the kids to school. I'll have a word with her, all right? | 0:59:27 | 0:59:32 | |
Right. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:34 | |
Kids! Come on, we're off! | 0:59:36 | 0:59:38 | |
-Why didn't she just ring me? -Please. It'd get her out of a big jam and she'd be really grateful. | 0:59:38 | 0:59:42 | |
It is amazing how when your mother needs a favour her attitude changes, innit. | 0:59:42 | 0:59:46 | |
Please. She wouldn't ask if it weren't important. | 0:59:46 | 0:59:50 | |
OK, I'll tell you what, just take her to playgroup and I'll do it. | 0:59:50 | 0:59:54 | |
-What? -She won't be a problem. She's got a bunch of snacks in the bag. If she's hungry just give her one. | 0:59:54 | 0:59:59 | |
-No. I've got a class at half eleven. -It'll be well over by then. It's fine, you've got my number... | 0:59:59 | 1:00:02 | |
just call me if there's a problem. OK. I'll see you later, I'm gonna go and get changed. Bye! | 1:00:02 | 1:00:09 | |
Was you there yesterday? | 1:00:16 | 1:00:18 | |
No, but that's a weird way to pimp your car though. | 1:00:18 | 1:00:21 | |
Have you seen the video that's been going round? It's so funny. | 1:00:21 | 1:00:24 | |
Ah sorry. 'Scuse me, babe. | 1:00:24 | 1:00:27 | |
Kat, sweet, you don't have to tell everybody. | 1:00:27 | 1:00:30 | |
How would you feel if it was our car, eh? | 1:00:30 | 1:00:32 | |
This is Ian we're talking about here. | 1:00:32 | 1:00:34 | |
I know but the bloke's got feelings, all right. | 1:00:34 | 1:00:36 | |
Go and grab the kids' bags. I'm gonna grab something from the shop. yeah? | 1:00:36 | 1:00:39 | |
I know it's not much of a date but I was thinking maybe we could hang out together. | 1:00:45 | 1:00:50 | |
Take her to the swings or something. | 1:00:50 | 1:00:53 | |
I got work, you know, sweetness. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:56 | |
But we could hook up at lunchtime in the Vic? | 1:00:56 | 1:00:58 | |
Yeah? | 1:00:58 | 1:01:00 | |
What time shall we say? About one? | 1:01:00 | 1:01:02 | |
Yeah, I guess. See you then, OK. | 1:01:02 | 1:01:05 | |
BANGING ON DOOR Ian? Oh, there you are. | 1:01:10 | 1:01:14 | |
I just thought I'd come over and see if you were home before I bomb off on my holidays. | 1:01:14 | 1:01:18 | |
Are you all right? How's it going? | 1:01:18 | 1:01:21 | |
I'm as happy as Larry. | 1:01:22 | 1:01:24 | |
-Whoever Larry was. -Have you... spoken to the car hire people though, yeah? | 1:01:24 | 1:01:28 | |
-What do you think? -Yeah but you're covered by insurance, though, ain't you? | 1:01:30 | 1:01:33 | |
-Ian, what you doing? You gotta speak to the car hire people... -I'll phone them when I'm ready, OK? | 1:01:35 | 1:01:39 | |
-Apparently, it's all over the Internet. -Really? | 1:01:41 | 1:01:46 | |
I tell you what - why don't I stick the kettle on, have a cup of coffee, yeah? Give me a sec. | 1:01:50 | 1:01:55 | |
'I know what he'll do. He'll go straight to the police.' | 1:01:55 | 1:02:00 | |
-I've tried so hard to stay out of trouble. -What were you thinking, Mandy? -That it served him right. | 1:02:00 | 1:02:05 | |
-How come? -Well, apparently because he's putting me up, I've got to sleep with him... | 1:02:05 | 1:02:09 | |
-on demand. -Oh, Ian. -Yeah, and he knows I've got nowhere else to go. | 1:02:09 | 1:02:14 | |
-What about your mum? -What, the woman I haven't spoken to in over 15 years? | 1:02:15 | 1:02:21 | |
-The thing is, Mandy... -Pat, couldn't you talk to him? | 1:02:25 | 1:02:28 | |
Y'know, stop him from going to the police? | 1:02:28 | 1:02:30 | |
Or if has, maybe get him to drop the charges? | 1:02:30 | 1:02:32 | |
-Well, I don't see how anything I might say would make a difference. -Please? | 1:02:32 | 1:02:37 | |
Oh, and could you pick up a few of my things while you're there an' all? | 1:02:39 | 1:02:44 | |
And on top of all that I've lumbered myself going on a date with Fatboy this lunchtime. | 1:02:44 | 1:02:48 | |
Since when have you been going out with Fatboy? | 1:02:48 | 1:02:50 | |
I don't know. I felt sorry for him and now I'm stuck with it. | 1:02:50 | 1:02:55 | |
-Anyway, what about you? -What about me? | 1:02:55 | 1:02:58 | |
-You and Tyler, yesterday. -Yeah, it was all right. | 1:02:59 | 1:03:03 | |
All right's a long way from fantastic. | 1:03:03 | 1:03:06 | |
I don't really want to talk about it. | 1:03:06 | 1:03:09 | |
Oh, come here, Whit... | 1:03:09 | 1:03:12 | |
Maybe you could go on a date with Fatboy, then. | 1:03:14 | 1:03:18 | |
-Why not? You'd be good together. -No! I'm not going out with Fatboy just to sort out your mess. | 1:03:18 | 1:03:24 | |
Shenice, you seen Alfie? | 1:03:28 | 1:03:30 | |
-No. -Where is he? We should've left by now. | 1:03:30 | 1:03:33 | |
Got about two hours' kip last night. | 1:03:34 | 1:03:37 | |
Just lying there, thinking, imagining. You know. | 1:03:37 | 1:03:40 | |
All the things I should've said. All the things I should've done. | 1:03:40 | 1:03:42 | |
it's a good job she didn't stay here last night... | 1:03:42 | 1:03:44 | |
-Whoa, whoa, whoa... -I'd have ended up on a murder charge. | 1:03:44 | 1:03:46 | |
-OK, you've got a right to be angry... -I only got the damned car for her. | 1:03:46 | 1:03:51 | |
Just trying to make her happy. | 1:03:51 | 1:03:53 | |
What kicked it all off, then? | 1:03:53 | 1:03:54 | |
Wait till Jane hears about this. She'll laugh her head off. | 1:03:56 | 1:04:00 | |
No, no. Ian, this time next week it'll all be forgotten, mate. | 1:04:00 | 1:04:02 | |
Is it me? | 1:04:05 | 1:04:07 | |
It's not like this is the first time this has happened, is it? | 1:04:07 | 1:04:12 | |
Well. What do you reckon? Is it me? | 1:04:12 | 1:04:15 | |
-I dunno, mate. -I tell you what, I'm through with women. All right. | 1:04:16 | 1:04:20 | |
-I don't need 'em. They're just a damned expense. -I know you feel... | 1:04:20 | 1:04:23 | |
From now on it's just going to be me and Bobby. Just the two of us. | 1:04:23 | 1:04:25 | |
And to hell with everyone else... | 1:04:25 | 1:04:27 | |
What about school? | 1:04:31 | 1:04:34 | |
It's going to be all round the playground, innit? | 1:04:34 | 1:04:37 | |
The kid's going to hate me. | 1:04:37 | 1:04:39 | |
No, no. It'll be all right. | 1:04:39 | 1:04:40 | |
It IS me, innit? | 1:04:42 | 1:04:48 | |
-KNOCK ON DOOR -Ian? | 1:04:48 | 1:04:50 | |
Oh... | 1:04:52 | 1:04:53 | |
Pat, I'm... | 1:04:53 | 1:04:56 | |
I'm just talking to Alfie for a bit, all right? | 1:04:56 | 1:04:59 | |
Yeah. Course. | 1:05:00 | 1:05:02 | |
I'll come back another time. | 1:05:02 | 1:05:05 | |
-Listen, Ian... -Alf. | 1:05:09 | 1:05:12 | |
I don't know what I'd have done without you this morning. | 1:05:14 | 1:05:17 | |
-Tommy's crying. -In a minute! -Why haven't we left yet? | 1:05:22 | 1:05:26 | |
Good question. | 1:05:26 | 1:05:28 | |
CAVALRY CHARGE RINGTONE | 1:05:29 | 1:05:32 | |
Gawd's sake! | 1:05:36 | 1:05:38 | |
-Right, come on then, what's the secret? -Secret? | 1:05:38 | 1:05:40 | |
Yeah, you and Kat. You seem happy. | 1:05:40 | 1:05:42 | |
-You don't know the half of it. -What? You telling me you're not? | 1:05:42 | 1:05:45 | |
No. Ian, if our relationship was based on happiness, me and Kat would've split up yonks ago. | 1:05:45 | 1:05:49 | |
All right, what then? | 1:05:49 | 1:05:50 | |
I dunno. | 1:05:50 | 1:05:53 | |
Yeah. Right. It's like yesterday, right. | 1:05:53 | 1:05:54 | |
Me and Kat, in the pub, having a right giggle and a gurgle. Like it used to be. | 1:05:54 | 1:05:58 | |
Bit of a laugh, even snuck upstairs for a bit of how's your father. | 1:05:58 | 1:06:01 | |
-And may I say, the how's your father was very good... -Sounds all right. | 1:06:01 | 1:06:05 | |
But anyway I come down later to tell her lunch was ready and she started crying. | 1:06:05 | 1:06:08 | |
What's all that about? She said she was pre-menstrual, which is cobblers - | 1:06:08 | 1:06:12 | |
she finished her period last week, so that was a lie, wasn't it? | 1:06:12 | 1:06:15 | |
Did you pick her up on it? What, and have a row with her? | 1:06:15 | 1:06:18 | |
Trust me, mate, you cannot win a row with Kat Slater. | 1:06:18 | 1:06:20 | |
I spend half my time tip-toeing around her. | 1:06:20 | 1:06:22 | |
Technically, unless a woman is actually HAVING her period, she's always premenstrual. | 1:06:22 | 1:06:27 | |
-Think about it. -Sounds about right. | 1:06:27 | 1:06:30 | |
Unless she's having an early menopause. | 1:06:30 | 1:06:33 | |
Nah. | 1:06:33 | 1:06:34 | |
You've gotta be careful around Kat... She's got...stuff. | 1:06:36 | 1:06:40 | |
I mean, we've all got stuff, but that girl has got a LOT of stuff. | 1:06:40 | 1:06:45 | |
You've got the Lynne stuff, the Zoe stuff, the Dad stuff, the Mum stuff... | 1:06:47 | 1:06:51 | |
you don't wanna go there... she won't even talk about it... | 1:06:51 | 1:06:54 | |
Uncle Harry stuff... Ronnie stuff, Michael stuff, baby Tommy... | 1:06:54 | 1:06:58 | |
course, you don't wanna go there either. | 1:06:58 | 1:07:00 | |
And of course, the miscarriage. | 1:07:00 | 1:07:02 | |
Which is what? | 1:07:02 | 1:07:04 | |
That's only top ten. Actually, that's nine. | 1:07:04 | 1:07:07 | |
Miscarriage? | 1:07:08 | 1:07:10 | |
Alf, I'm sorry, mate. | 1:07:12 | 1:07:14 | |
-It's all right. You don't mind if I don't talk about it? -No, it's fine. | 1:07:14 | 1:07:18 | |
So come on, then, what about the Alfie stuff? | 1:07:18 | 1:07:21 | |
Oh, yeah, she's got the Alfie stuff going on as well. | 1:07:21 | 1:07:23 | |
-No, not her... you. Your stuff? -Me? | 1:07:23 | 1:07:26 | |
I've got the Kat stuff, ain't I? Which is more than enough. | 1:07:26 | 1:07:29 | |
So how do you do it? | 1:07:29 | 1:07:31 | |
-How do I do what? -How'd you cope with it all? | 1:07:31 | 1:07:33 | |
I just... | 1:07:35 | 1:07:36 | |
I just do, don't I? | 1:07:36 | 1:07:38 | |
I love her. I love her with all my heart. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:44 | |
I know it's not rational. | 1:07:44 | 1:07:46 | |
Thinking about it, no sane person would willingly take on Kat Slater. | 1:07:46 | 1:07:50 | |
But you knew what she was like before you got together. | 1:07:52 | 1:07:56 | |
Yeah, yeah, I knew she was trouble. | 1:07:56 | 1:07:58 | |
You've only got to spend two minutes with Kat to know that. | 1:07:58 | 1:08:00 | |
But I didn't quite realise how much trouble. | 1:08:00 | 1:08:02 | |
But I don't regret it, Ian. | 1:08:04 | 1:08:06 | |
Seriously, I wouldn't change a thing, mate. I must be mad. | 1:08:07 | 1:08:14 | |
You spend half your life, right, looking for the perfect woman, the person that'll answer all your needs. | 1:08:17 | 1:08:23 | |
-But you know what? -What? | 1:08:23 | 1:08:26 | |
That person does not exist. Actually, that's not quite true | 1:08:26 | 1:08:29 | |
cos that person does exist but it's up here, | 1:08:29 | 1:08:32 | |
in your imagination. | 1:08:32 | 1:08:34 | |
What do you find so funny? | 1:08:36 | 1:08:38 | |
You are talking to a man who's been married four times. | 1:08:38 | 1:08:43 | |
-Yeah, I know. -And I'm still looking. | 1:08:43 | 1:08:46 | |
I think we're both mad. | 1:08:47 | 1:08:50 | |
-So you don't know if he's phoned the police or not? -He was practically crying. What was I supposed to do? | 1:08:52 | 1:08:57 | |
What, Ian? Crying? | 1:08:57 | 1:08:59 | |
This may come as a surprise to you, Mandy, but Ian's got a sensitive side. He always did have. | 1:09:01 | 1:09:07 | |
He'll drive you nuts with all that selfishness and stupidity, and then | 1:09:07 | 1:09:11 | |
he'll turn round suddenly and do something really kind and thoughtful when you least expect it. | 1:09:11 | 1:09:17 | |
D'you remember Ethel? | 1:09:17 | 1:09:19 | |
Yeah. What about her? | 1:09:19 | 1:09:23 | |
When she died, she didn't have two pennies to rub together. | 1:09:23 | 1:09:26 | |
Ian paid for the funeral. Big do. Must have cost him thousands. | 1:09:26 | 1:09:29 | |
He didn't even blink. | 1:09:29 | 1:09:32 | |
I could tell you a dozen stories like that. | 1:09:32 | 1:09:35 | |
Did you pick up my things? | 1:09:37 | 1:09:39 | |
No, Mandy, I did not pick up your things. Like I said, it wasn't the right moment. | 1:09:40 | 1:09:44 | |
All right, I feel bad now. | 1:09:44 | 1:09:47 | |
Not half as bad as him, I don't suppose. | 1:09:47 | 1:09:52 | |
I shouldn't've done it, should I? | 1:09:52 | 1:09:54 | |
Smashing up his car. I mean, why did I? | 1:09:54 | 1:09:57 | |
You tell me. | 1:09:59 | 1:10:00 | |
The thing is, Pat, when I meet a bloke and he's all keen, | 1:10:03 | 1:10:10 | |
I just end up thinking, | 1:10:10 | 1:10:13 | |
"Who is this idiot? What is he after?" It doesn't occur to me that he might actually like me. | 1:10:13 | 1:10:19 | |
I mean, who would? | 1:10:21 | 1:10:23 | |
But that's you, innit? | 1:10:23 | 1:10:25 | |
Do you think he does? Like me, I mean? | 1:10:26 | 1:10:29 | |
All Ian wants is to be loved. | 1:10:31 | 1:10:33 | |
That's the beginning and the end of it. | 1:10:33 | 1:10:36 | |
What's happened to the milk? | 1:10:37 | 1:10:39 | |
-Oh,...I'll go get some more. -You're not even dressed yet. | 1:10:39 | 1:10:45 | |
-I can't wait. -Pat? -Yeah? | 1:10:45 | 1:10:48 | |
What do you think I should do? | 1:10:49 | 1:10:50 | |
I don't know, Mandy. | 1:10:50 | 1:10:52 | |
What do YOU think you should do? | 1:10:52 | 1:10:54 | |
'I thought she'd be grateful.' | 1:10:59 | 1:11:01 | |
Roof over her head. | 1:11:01 | 1:11:03 | |
Central heating. Three meals a day. | 1:11:03 | 1:11:05 | |
And she wouldn't have to work at that club any more. | 1:11:05 | 1:11:07 | |
This place's got to be better than where she was. | 1:11:07 | 1:11:10 | |
Only she weren't. | 1:11:10 | 1:11:12 | |
Grateful, I mean. | 1:11:12 | 1:11:14 | |
So, I thought, right, I know what I'll do, I'll try and impress her. | 1:11:14 | 1:11:18 | |
So I start taking her places, buying her things. That is the reason why I got that car. | 1:11:18 | 1:11:24 | |
But the more I tried, the less grateful she was. | 1:11:27 | 1:11:31 | |
It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't like her so much. | 1:11:31 | 1:11:36 | |
She makes me smile. | 1:11:38 | 1:11:40 | |
Maybe it's not things she needs. | 1:11:42 | 1:11:46 | |
Thank you. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:48 | |
Oi! Don't ignore me like I don't exist or something. | 1:11:55 | 1:11:59 | |
Whitney? | 1:12:06 | 1:12:08 | |
Keep an eye on the stall, will you, darlin'? | 1:12:10 | 1:12:13 | |
Oh. Who are you? | 1:12:15 | 1:12:17 | |
Pat's putting me up for a bit. | 1:12:17 | 1:12:19 | |
-Is she around? -Just popped out to get a pint of milk. | 1:12:19 | 1:12:22 | |
In that case, is it all right if I wait? | 1:12:22 | 1:12:24 | |
I thought yesterday, | 1:12:27 | 1:12:30 | |
if I could switch my life off like you switch off a light, I probably would. | 1:12:30 | 1:12:35 | |
-Is this to do with Tyler? -No. It's not just his fault. | 1:12:35 | 1:12:38 | |
-Everyone thinks it. -Thinks what? | 1:12:38 | 1:12:40 | |
Did he say something? | 1:12:44 | 1:12:46 | |
And you don't want to? | 1:12:47 | 1:12:49 | |
I can probably guess, darlin'. The thing is, I been where you are now. | 1:12:51 | 1:12:56 | |
Nobody's ever going to want me again. Yeah? | 1:12:56 | 1:12:59 | |
And then I met Roy. | 1:13:01 | 1:13:04 | |
All I'm saying is they do exist. | 1:13:04 | 1:13:08 | |
So where do I find my Roy? | 1:13:08 | 1:13:10 | |
Don't s'pose either of you two have seen Alfie, have you? | 1:13:21 | 1:13:24 | |
-He's at Ian's. Well, he was half hour ago. -I'm going to skin him alive. | 1:13:24 | 1:13:27 | |
-Listen, Ian... -Yeah, I know, you've gotta go. | 1:13:27 | 1:13:32 | |
-Yeah but I hate leaving you when you're like this though, mate. -I'll be all right. | 1:13:32 | 1:13:36 | |
Not like I haven't been here before. I'll cope. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:38 | |
-BANGING ON DOOR -Alfie, are you in there? -I'm in here, sweetheart. | 1:13:38 | 1:13:42 | |
-We should be halfway to Luton by now. -I should've called you. | 1:13:44 | 1:13:46 | |
Kat, don't blame him, OK? It was my fault. | 1:13:46 | 1:13:51 | |
-I'll get the kids. I'll be waiting in the car. -Kat... | 1:13:51 | 1:13:54 | |
Don't be cross with him. | 1:13:54 | 1:13:56 | |
-Listen, you're not going to sit here and brood, are you? -No, I've got plenty to do. | 1:14:04 | 1:14:09 | |
-Brilliant. That's the spirit, mate. You keep busy, all right? -And you | 1:14:09 | 1:14:13 | |
have a good holiday, all right. And keep working at it. Never give up. | 1:14:13 | 1:14:17 | |
-See you, mate. -See you, bud. -Take care. See you later. | 1:14:20 | 1:14:23 | |
"BARGAIN HUNT" ON TV | 1:14:34 | 1:14:37 | |
Gone to milk the cow, has she? | 1:14:42 | 1:14:44 | |
So, Mandy, what do you do for a living? | 1:14:49 | 1:14:52 | |
I take my clothes off. | 1:14:54 | 1:14:56 | |
For men a little bit like you. | 1:14:56 | 1:14:57 | |
Oh... That's different. | 1:14:59 | 1:15:03 | |
Only now I'm going to go and put some on. Sorry. | 1:15:04 | 1:15:08 | |
Kat, what was I supposed to do, eh? The bloke was on the floor. | 1:15:16 | 1:15:19 | |
-I should've known you were probably doing something kind. -It wasn't about kindness, it was more... | 1:15:19 | 1:15:23 | |
Come here... | 1:15:23 | 1:15:24 | |
What's all that about? | 1:15:26 | 1:15:28 | |
What have I done to deserve you, eh? | 1:15:28 | 1:15:31 | |
I love you. Come on. Let's go on holiday! Chop chop! | 1:15:31 | 1:15:35 | |
PHONE | 1:15:47 | 1:15:49 | |
Mandy! | 1:15:49 | 1:15:51 | |
Mandy, phone! Mandy? | 1:15:51 | 1:15:54 | |
Hello? | 1:15:55 | 1:15:58 | |
No, no, she's not here at the moment. | 1:15:58 | 1:16:00 | |
She should be back any minute. | 1:16:00 | 1:16:03 | |
No, I-I'm just a friend. FRONT DOOR CLOSES | 1:16:03 | 1:16:05 | |
Hang on, I think she's...Pat? | 1:16:05 | 1:16:07 | |
-What you doing here? -Sorry... false alarm... Yeah, I can take a message. | 1:16:07 | 1:16:13 | |
Oh, right. Right, yeah, I'll pass that on. | 1:16:14 | 1:16:18 | |
-Bye now. -Who's that? -It was for Pat. Should be back any minute apparently. | 1:16:18 | 1:16:22 | |
-Right. So has Mandy gone, then? -No, she's upstairs, getting dressed. | 1:16:22 | 1:16:28 | |
Oh, is she now? | 1:16:28 | 1:16:30 | |
Mandy? Mandy?! | 1:16:30 | 1:16:33 | |
Yeah? | 1:16:33 | 1:16:34 | |
Can I have a word with you, please? Has Pat spoken to you yet? | 1:16:34 | 1:16:38 | |
-What do you mean? -So she hasn't, then? -I don't understand. | 1:16:38 | 1:16:43 | |
Right, well, I'm afraid you're going to have to go, Mandy, cos there's not enough room here. | 1:16:43 | 1:16:47 | |
I know it's tough, but that is life and Pat and I, we discussed this earlier so it's not just me. | 1:16:47 | 1:16:53 | |
FRONT DOOR CLOSES | 1:17:14 | 1:17:15 | |
Mum? How was it? | 1:17:15 | 1:17:18 | |
-What's she doing here? -Roxy's just dumped her on me, basically. | 1:17:20 | 1:17:24 | |
-I thought you had a class. -Yeah, I did. | 1:17:24 | 1:17:28 | |
-So where's Roxy, then? -Still at the salon. | 1:17:28 | 1:17:32 | |
-Did the rep not come? -Yeah, but she said she was needed at the desk. | 1:17:32 | 1:17:36 | |
She said she'd pick her up by lunchtime but it's lunchtime now. | 1:17:36 | 1:17:39 | |
-Yeah but that's not fair on you, is it? -Come and sit down and tell me how you're feeling. | 1:17:39 | 1:17:44 | |
Tired. I was falling asleep in the car on the way back. | 1:17:48 | 1:17:53 | |
-Did you get the shopping? -Yep, and it's all put away. | 1:17:55 | 1:17:59 | |
Thank you, darling. | 1:17:59 | 1:18:01 | |
I feel so sick. | 1:18:02 | 1:18:05 | |
Right, so do you want me to cook dinner tonight, then? | 1:18:07 | 1:18:11 | |
-Could you? -Yeah, course. | 1:18:11 | 1:18:15 | |
Listen, I'm meant to be meeting someone at the pub for lunch. | 1:18:15 | 1:18:19 | |
Oh, right. You go. I'll look after her. | 1:18:19 | 1:18:22 | |
I've got a few minutes. | 1:18:22 | 1:18:24 | |
Oh, darling, I am grateful. You know that, don't you? | 1:18:27 | 1:18:33 | |
Don't know how I'd cope without you. | 1:18:33 | 1:18:35 | |
It's OK, Mum. | 1:18:37 | 1:18:38 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 1:18:53 | 1:18:55 | |
Hello? | 1:18:55 | 1:18:57 | |
What do you want? | 1:19:03 | 1:19:04 | |
-Got a vase? -Under the sink. | 1:19:08 | 1:19:13 | |
So where's Tyler now? | 1:19:22 | 1:19:24 | |
Oh, he's probably in the Vic. That's where he is most lunchtimes. | 1:19:24 | 1:19:27 | |
-You know what I'd do if I was you? -No, I can't, Pat. | 1:19:27 | 1:19:30 | |
So what are you going to do? Avoid him for the rest of your life? Listen. | 1:19:30 | 1:19:34 | |
-Do you like him? -I thought I did, yeah. | 1:19:34 | 1:19:37 | |
So sort it out. Doesn't have to end in a fight. | 1:19:37 | 1:19:40 | |
And you'll feel much better afterwards, believe me. | 1:19:40 | 1:19:43 | |
So what do I actually say? | 1:19:43 | 1:19:46 | |
You say, | 1:19:46 | 1:19:48 | |
"What happened to me happened. There's nothing I can do to change that. | 1:19:48 | 1:19:52 | |
"It's only a problem if you choose to make it a problem." | 1:19:52 | 1:19:55 | |
Can I write that down? | 1:19:55 | 1:19:57 | |
Just do it, girl! | 1:19:57 | 1:20:00 | |
-All right? -Not really, bruv. | 1:20:07 | 1:20:11 | |
-Why's that then? -Nothing... | 1:20:11 | 1:20:15 | |
I just gotta make a quick phone call, all right. | 1:20:15 | 1:20:18 | |
-You OK for a drink? -Yeah, yeah, I'm cool, thanks. | 1:20:18 | 1:20:21 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 1:20:25 | 1:20:28 | |
One minute they're all up for it. Next minute they're not. | 1:20:44 | 1:20:47 | |
And somehow we're supposed to know. We ain't mind readers, are we? | 1:20:47 | 1:20:49 | |
Hold tight, are we talking about Whitney now? | 1:20:49 | 1:20:52 | |
All that stuff she's gone through has basically done her head in. | 1:20:52 | 1:20:55 | |
Not so much a boyfriend she needs as a shrink. | 1:20:55 | 1:20:59 | |
-I beg your pardon? -Wotcha. | 1:21:00 | 1:21:04 | |
-Fancy a drink? -I asked you a question. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:07 | |
It's not what it sounded like. | 1:21:07 | 1:21:09 | |
I came in here to say one thing... | 1:21:09 | 1:21:12 | |
I don't give a damn what you think of me. | 1:21:13 | 1:21:16 | |
I don't need your approval... | 1:21:16 | 1:21:17 | |
I don't need anyone's approval. And if you don't like it, then tough. | 1:21:17 | 1:21:20 | |
And what are you staring at? | 1:21:24 | 1:21:27 | |
That's what I'm dealing with. | 1:21:27 | 1:21:29 | |
Where are you going? | 1:21:32 | 1:21:34 | |
-Whit! -Leave me alone. | 1:21:35 | 1:21:37 | |
Whitney! Come here, babe. | 1:21:37 | 1:21:39 | |
-Come here. -No! -It's all right. | 1:21:39 | 1:21:42 | |
This is me. | 1:21:42 | 1:21:44 | |
'You did what?' | 1:22:09 | 1:22:11 | |
She was never going to leave on her own. | 1:22:11 | 1:22:13 | |
I was in the middle of dealing with it. You had no right! | 1:22:13 | 1:22:16 | |
Is he moving in too? | 1:22:16 | 1:22:18 | |
Sorry? | 1:22:18 | 1:22:19 | |
Never mind. | 1:22:20 | 1:22:22 | |
Come in, Norman. Sorry about this. It's one of them days. | 1:22:24 | 1:22:27 | |
I wanted to take you out for lunch. | 1:22:27 | 1:22:29 | |
Not today, if you don't mind. My head's not in the right place. | 1:22:29 | 1:22:32 | |
-Tomorrow? -Maybe. | 1:22:32 | 1:22:34 | |
You had a phone call, about ten minutes ago. | 1:22:34 | 1:22:36 | |
Your son, Simon, in New Zealand. | 1:22:36 | 1:22:39 | |
-What did he want? -Didn't say. Wanted you to call him straight back. | 1:22:39 | 1:22:43 | |
Straight back? | 1:22:43 | 1:22:45 | |
Is it likely to be a problem? | 1:22:45 | 1:22:48 | |
Yeah. It's the middle of the night, there must be a problem. | 1:22:48 | 1:22:52 | |
Si? It's Mum. | 1:22:56 | 1:22:58 | |
What's happened? | 1:22:58 | 1:23:00 | |
-No...! -Pat? | 1:23:02 | 1:23:04 | |
Oh, my God... | 1:23:04 | 1:23:06 | |
So... you haven't been to the police then? | 1:23:07 | 1:23:10 | |
Maybe to get myself locked up but that's about it. | 1:23:10 | 1:23:13 | |
Look, I'm not staying. I just came to get some stuff. | 1:23:16 | 1:23:20 | |
Hold on, where are you gonna go? | 1:23:20 | 1:23:23 | |
-I'll be all right. -Will you? | 1:23:23 | 1:23:26 | |
You know me. | 1:23:28 | 1:23:31 | |
I don't actually think I do. | 1:23:31 | 1:23:33 | |
-Oh, Ian... -I don't think I know anything any more. I mean, | 1:23:33 | 1:23:36 | |
I'm not what people think I am, OK. | 1:23:36 | 1:23:38 | |
I'm not rich, I'm not successful, I'm not a leading local businessman. | 1:23:38 | 1:23:43 | |
I'm just a fraud. | 1:23:43 | 1:23:46 | |
-You're a nice guy. You are. -Yeah, right. You've changed your tune, haven't you? | 1:23:46 | 1:23:50 | |
Pat said a lot of nice things about you. | 1:23:52 | 1:23:55 | |
-Things I would not have guessed. -Really? | 1:23:55 | 1:23:58 | |
She said that you can be really kind | 1:24:00 | 1:24:03 | |
and that deep down you just want to be loved. | 1:24:03 | 1:24:06 | |
I'm like that too. | 1:24:08 | 1:24:10 | |
I guess that's all any of us really want, isn't it? | 1:24:13 | 1:24:16 | |
Only I'm not a very nice guy, so is it any wonder? | 1:24:16 | 1:24:22 | |
You ARE a nice guy. | 1:24:22 | 1:24:25 | |
With or without a flash car. | 1:24:25 | 1:24:28 | |
What you saying? | 1:24:32 | 1:24:35 | |
Are you saying we can try again? | 1:24:35 | 1:24:38 | |
Yeah? | 1:24:38 | 1:24:40 | |
Only properly this time. | 1:24:41 | 1:24:44 | |
What do you mean? | 1:24:44 | 1:24:46 | |
Let's get married. | 1:24:49 | 1:24:51 | |
Um, yeah. So if you could pick him up? | 1:24:56 | 1:24:59 | |
No? | 1:25:01 | 1:25:02 | |
OK, yeah. Well, I'll drop him off, then. | 1:25:03 | 1:25:06 | |
OK. Thank you, Auntie Carol. | 1:25:06 | 1:25:08 | |
Oh, why is there never anything in here any more? I'm starving! | 1:25:10 | 1:25:13 | |
COUGHING | 1:25:13 | 1:25:15 | |
-What was that? -Nothing... | 1:25:15 | 1:25:18 | |
Well, it sounded like Mum chucking up. | 1:25:18 | 1:25:20 | |
PHONE RINGS Whit? | 1:25:20 | 1:25:22 | |
-Lauren, what do I do? -'About what?' | 1:25:22 | 1:25:24 | |
-Fats, he's out looking for me. -'And where are you?' | 1:25:24 | 1:25:28 | |
Hiding. | 1:25:28 | 1:25:29 | |
-Why? -'I don't know,' | 1:25:29 | 1:25:31 | |
it was the first thing I thought of doing. Lauren, we kissed, right? | 1:25:31 | 1:25:35 | |
'Me and Fats! What does that even mean?' | 1:25:35 | 1:25:37 | |
It means that you like him! | 1:25:37 | 1:25:39 | |
Yeah, it does, doesn't it? | 1:25:41 | 1:25:43 | |
Oh, you idiot! | 1:25:43 | 1:25:45 | |
-What? -No, sorry, not you, Whitney. Look, I've got to go. Good luck. | 1:25:45 | 1:25:49 | |
-What're you doing? -I'm just off to the salon, darling. | 1:26:00 | 1:26:03 | |
Mum, we heard you being sick. | 1:26:03 | 1:26:04 | |
It was nothing. It was just a wave. I'm fine now. | 1:26:04 | 1:26:07 | |
Mum, please, look, you're exhausted. | 1:26:07 | 1:26:10 | |
Will you stop telling me how I'm feeling! | 1:26:10 | 1:26:12 | |
Sorry, I'm sorry. | 1:26:12 | 1:26:14 | |
It's just that I can't seem to relax, you know? I think it would be best if I just kept busy. | 1:26:14 | 1:26:19 | |
Right, you've got Oscar all sorted, haven't you? | 1:26:19 | 1:26:21 | |
And well, besides, I feel much better today. | 1:26:21 | 1:26:24 | |
Yeah, you don't look it. | 1:26:24 | 1:26:26 | |
Please, will you just stop fussing over me every five minutes? | 1:26:27 | 1:26:30 | |
I'm YOUR mum, remember? | 1:26:33 | 1:26:35 | |
I'll see you later. | 1:26:36 | 1:26:38 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 1:26:44 | 1:26:46 | |
It ain't a Ferrari, | 1:27:03 | 1:27:04 | |
but if it's reliability you're after, then this is your motor, bruv. | 1:27:04 | 1:27:08 | |
Um... Give me one minute. Have a look. | 1:27:08 | 1:27:10 | |
Hey, I was looking for you. | 1:27:13 | 1:27:16 | |
Look, um... Can you take a lunch break? | 1:27:17 | 1:27:21 | |
Yeah. | 1:27:21 | 1:27:22 | |
Yeah, sure. | 1:27:22 | 1:27:23 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. | 1:27:23 | 1:27:25 | |
What? | 1:27:32 | 1:27:33 | |
Nothing. | 1:27:35 | 1:27:36 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 1:27:36 | 1:27:38 | |
Give us a bag of chips, will you? I'm starving. | 1:27:40 | 1:27:43 | |
-I skipped breakfast. -There's a queue, love. | 1:27:43 | 1:27:45 | |
D'you realise who you're talking to? Tell him, Ian. | 1:27:47 | 1:27:50 | |
Mandy, I'm a bit busy at the moment. | 1:27:50 | 1:27:53 | |
-He proposed last night. -Mandy! | 1:27:53 | 1:27:55 | |
Oh, I'm sorry, have I embarrassed you? | 1:27:56 | 1:27:59 | |
No, it's... Look, I'm at work. | 1:27:59 | 1:28:02 | |
Fine. | 1:28:04 | 1:28:06 | |
-Oh, the answer's no, by the way. -What?! | 1:28:06 | 1:28:08 | |
No, I won't marry you. | 1:28:08 | 1:28:10 | |
-Yeah, but you said yes. -No, I didn't. | 1:28:10 | 1:28:13 | |
Yeah, you did. | 1:28:13 | 1:28:15 | |
So, you remember the word "yes" coming out of my mouth, do you? | 1:28:15 | 1:28:19 | |
Hmm. | 1:28:19 | 1:28:20 | |
-Ian! Should I serve myself? -I'll be back in a minute. | 1:28:22 | 1:28:25 | |
-Mandy, wait, wait, wait. -You didn't even do it properly. | 1:28:25 | 1:28:28 | |
How do you mean? | 1:28:28 | 1:28:29 | |
Well, I don't see a ring on my finger, do you? | 1:28:29 | 1:28:33 | |
Now, if you want me to be your wife, Ian, | 1:28:33 | 1:28:35 | |
you're going to have to prove it. | 1:28:35 | 1:28:37 | |
All right, fellas? | 1:28:44 | 1:28:46 | |
-Oh! -Hey, you all right? -No, my leg. | 1:28:52 | 1:28:56 | |
I know that mood, bruv. | 1:28:57 | 1:28:59 | |
Look, don't get me wrong, I'm with you all the way on this, | 1:28:59 | 1:29:02 | |
but Fats is not as tidy as you, is he? | 1:29:02 | 1:29:04 | |
I mean, do you really want to end up in front of a judge over a girl? | 1:29:04 | 1:29:07 | |
Look, don't worry about it, Pops, it's not the end of the world, we'll find somewhere else. | 1:29:07 | 1:29:11 | |
Yeah, but where will we find a chocolate fountain at such short notice? | 1:29:11 | 1:29:15 | |
All right ladies? What's up? | 1:29:15 | 1:29:16 | |
It's Poppy's 21st today. | 1:29:16 | 1:29:19 | |
She had this room booked for a party at this well exclusive club, right, | 1:29:19 | 1:29:23 | |
frequented by the creme de la creme of reality stars, football players, you name it... | 1:29:23 | 1:29:27 | |
Then some trumped-up daddy's girl goes and pays triple, | 1:29:27 | 1:29:30 | |
so she's having her 18th there, | 1:29:30 | 1:29:32 | |
which means I'm left without so much as a Big Brother reject. | 1:29:32 | 1:29:36 | |
Girls, I think I might just be your knight in shining armour. | 1:29:36 | 1:29:39 | |
Why? Do you know anyone famous? | 1:29:39 | 1:29:41 | |
No. Well, not exactly. But who needs celebrities when you got our gaffe? | 1:29:41 | 1:29:45 | |
Moon parties are legendary, right, Ant? | 1:29:45 | 1:29:47 | |
Yeah. Legendary! | 1:29:47 | 1:29:49 | |
-Can I have a chocolate fountain? -It's your party, babe. | 1:29:49 | 1:29:52 | |
You can have a chocolate unicorn if you want. | 1:29:52 | 1:29:55 | |
Are you serious about this? | 1:29:55 | 1:29:56 | |
Best idea I've had all week. | 1:29:57 | 1:29:59 | |
-Great timing. -Sit yourself down, mate. | 1:29:59 | 1:30:02 | |
Ben's just pulled a muscle. | 1:30:02 | 1:30:04 | |
-I said I'd take him through some warm-up exercises. -I just bought lunch. | 1:30:04 | 1:30:07 | |
Thought we were meant to be cutting back on expenses. | 1:30:07 | 1:30:10 | |
-You know, with the solicitor's fees. -Oh. Sorry, forgot. | 1:30:10 | 1:30:13 | |
-Well, a couple of quid won't matter, will it? -Smells good. | 1:30:13 | 1:30:17 | |
-I'm sure there's enough for everyone, ain't there, Sy? -'Course. | 1:30:17 | 1:30:20 | |
-Gaynor. Gaynor, could you do this for me, please? -Yeah, sure. | 1:30:24 | 1:30:27 | |
-Thank you. Sorry. -How you doing? -Hi. | 1:30:27 | 1:30:29 | |
DOOR OPENS | 1:30:32 | 1:30:34 | |
Greg! | 1:30:40 | 1:30:42 | |
-What are you... -I wanted to see you. | 1:30:44 | 1:30:47 | |
Really? | 1:30:47 | 1:30:49 | |
How are you? | 1:30:49 | 1:30:51 | |
I'm sorry, sorry... | 1:30:53 | 1:30:56 | |
I'm fine. This is just a bit of a shock. | 1:30:56 | 1:30:59 | |
It's really good to see you. | 1:31:01 | 1:31:03 | |
It's good to see you, too. | 1:31:05 | 1:31:07 | |
We'll move the sofa into the yard, make way for a serious mosh pit. | 1:31:07 | 1:31:11 | |
-Dance area? -Yeah, yeah. -I can bring those fairy lights from round my mirror... | 1:31:11 | 1:31:15 | |
The pink ones? Oh, they are lovely. | 1:31:15 | 1:31:18 | |
What about some music? We'll need some tunes, you know, | 1:31:18 | 1:31:21 | |
-like a DJ or something to like lay them down? -Fats... | 1:31:21 | 1:31:24 | |
-..you're known to spin the odd disc, right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 1:31:25 | 1:31:28 | |
Party tonight, round ours. You're both invited. | 1:31:28 | 1:31:32 | |
So, are you two like a couple, then, or...? | 1:31:32 | 1:31:34 | |
Yeah, yeah. This is my boyfriend. | 1:31:34 | 1:31:36 | |
Well, good luck to you. | 1:31:36 | 1:31:38 | |
-What does that mean? -Nothing. | 1:31:38 | 1:31:40 | |
-Ah, well, I think it's well sweet. -Yeah, you guys are adorable. | 1:31:40 | 1:31:44 | |
Anyway, party tonight round ours. You coming or not? | 1:31:44 | 1:31:47 | |
Or are you one of them boring couples that sits in watching DVDs? | 1:31:47 | 1:31:50 | |
-No. We'll come. Won't we, Fats? -Yeah, yeah, why not? -Great. Great. | 1:31:50 | 1:31:56 | |
All right, well we're going to grab a drink, all right? | 1:31:56 | 1:31:59 | |
Bye. | 1:31:59 | 1:32:00 | |
So, do you really want to be my lady, then? | 1:32:04 | 1:32:08 | |
Yeah. | 1:32:08 | 1:32:09 | |
Wow. Hoorah! Um... | 1:32:12 | 1:32:16 | |
-Is that you off? -Yeah. See you later. Quiet one tonight, yeah? | 1:32:16 | 1:32:20 | |
You fancy a cup of tea, Ben? | 1:32:20 | 1:32:22 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 1:32:22 | 1:32:23 | |
What's your favourite film? | 1:32:25 | 1:32:26 | |
Oh, I don't know. There're so many. | 1:32:26 | 1:32:31 | |
I guess... | 1:32:31 | 1:32:32 | |
Well, when I was your age, Stand By Me. | 1:32:32 | 1:32:35 | |
What's it about? | 1:32:35 | 1:32:37 | |
Well, it's about this kid who feels trapped by his family. | 1:32:37 | 1:32:41 | |
Dad's a criminal waster and everyone thinks he's going to turn out the same way. | 1:32:41 | 1:32:46 | |
I guess at the time, I could relate to that. What's yours? | 1:32:46 | 1:32:50 | |
Don't really watch films at my house. Just sport and video games. | 1:32:52 | 1:32:57 | |
Dad reckons it's a waste of time. | 1:32:59 | 1:33:00 | |
I tell you what, why don't you borrow one of mine? | 1:33:00 | 1:33:03 | |
Mind you, I think Jane took my copy of Stand By Me and never returned it. | 1:33:05 | 1:33:08 | |
-Sisters, eh? -Thanks. | 1:33:08 | 1:33:11 | |
So, you're, like, together? | 1:33:11 | 1:33:13 | |
I know it's a bit quick, but it just feels right, somehow. | 1:33:13 | 1:33:16 | |
And we've been mates for a while and I don't want to muck it up. | 1:33:16 | 1:33:20 | |
Yeah? Then don't. | 1:33:20 | 1:33:22 | |
Oh. How straightforward everything is in Lauren's world(!) | 1:33:22 | 1:33:25 | |
Listen, are you going to come to this party with me later? | 1:33:25 | 1:33:28 | |
I need a mate there, with Tyler thinking he's all man. | 1:33:28 | 1:33:32 | |
Yeah. | 1:33:32 | 1:33:34 | |
-Cool. -Whit? | 1:33:34 | 1:33:36 | |
I'm really happy for you. | 1:33:37 | 1:33:39 | |
Right, so d'you want a cup of tea, or maybe some coffee or something? | 1:33:48 | 1:33:51 | |
No, I'm fine, actually. | 1:33:51 | 1:33:53 | |
Max not around? | 1:33:53 | 1:33:55 | |
-No, I haven't seen him since. -I don't know why I asked. | 1:33:55 | 1:33:58 | |
You look tired, Tan. | 1:34:00 | 1:34:02 | |
Yeah, it's hard work, innit, being a single mum. | 1:34:02 | 1:34:05 | |
Sorry. | 1:34:06 | 1:34:08 | |
Didn't mean to sound self-pitying. | 1:34:08 | 1:34:10 | |
Obviously, I realise it's all my fault... | 1:34:10 | 1:34:12 | |
Lauren called me. | 1:34:12 | 1:34:13 | |
You spoke to her? | 1:34:14 | 1:34:16 | |
Yeah, she... | 1:34:16 | 1:34:18 | |
she was really worried about you. | 1:34:18 | 1:34:20 | |
Right. | 1:34:22 | 1:34:23 | |
So, this is some sort of mercy mission, is it? | 1:34:25 | 1:34:27 | |
-What? -I can't believe she told you. | 1:34:27 | 1:34:30 | |
It's not a crime to be lonely, is it? I've missed you too. | 1:34:30 | 1:34:33 | |
Unless there's something else? | 1:34:36 | 1:34:38 | |
Tan? | 1:34:40 | 1:34:41 | |
Go on. | 1:34:43 | 1:34:44 | |
I've not been very well, Greg. | 1:34:50 | 1:34:51 | |
Yeah, well it's been going around, hasn't it? | 1:34:51 | 1:34:54 | |
It's worse than that. | 1:34:55 | 1:34:57 | |
What? Like cancer or something? | 1:34:57 | 1:34:59 | |
Right, that's it. I'm not asking again. | 1:35:06 | 1:35:10 | |
-'Scuse me? -Cos I'm sick of it. | 1:35:10 | 1:35:12 | |
I'm sick of being treated like some stray dog | 1:35:12 | 1:35:15 | |
you stroke one day and kick the next. | 1:35:15 | 1:35:17 | |
Oh, grow up, will you? I've got more important things to worry about than your teenage ego. | 1:35:17 | 1:35:22 | |
Life ain't just holding hands and kissing behind bike sheds, | 1:35:22 | 1:35:25 | |
some of us actually have real problems... | 1:35:25 | 1:35:29 | |
Oh. | 1:35:29 | 1:35:30 | |
Pat? | 1:35:30 | 1:35:31 | |
-Pat? -Mm. | 1:35:32 | 1:35:34 | |
Pat, Pat, what is it? | 1:35:34 | 1:35:36 | |
So are you...? What, you having chemotherapy? | 1:35:36 | 1:35:40 | |
Yeah, on Mondays. And then radiotherapy on weekdays. | 1:35:40 | 1:35:45 | |
I'm a bigger junkie than Rainie at the moment. | 1:35:45 | 1:35:47 | |
It's all right. I am still the same person. | 1:35:49 | 1:35:53 | |
I haven't had a complete sense-of-humour bypass. | 1:35:53 | 1:35:55 | |
How long? | 1:35:55 | 1:35:58 | |
I mean... | 1:35:58 | 1:36:00 | |
-will you...? -Die? | 1:36:00 | 1:36:01 | |
-No. I didn't mean... -Don't know. There's always a chance. | 1:36:01 | 1:36:04 | |
They don't really go into all that, it's... | 1:36:04 | 1:36:08 | |
I haven't actually asked them. | 1:36:08 | 1:36:11 | |
I suppose the treatment's more focused on... | 1:36:11 | 1:36:14 | |
-checking whether it's spread, scans and things. -Aren't you scared? | 1:36:14 | 1:36:18 | |
I'm terrified. | 1:36:22 | 1:36:24 | |
But, you know, some days are bearable. | 1:36:29 | 1:36:31 | |
The other week I met this woman, Siobhan, | 1:36:31 | 1:36:34 | |
and we just had... Well, we just had a right old giggle | 1:36:34 | 1:36:37 | |
for literally 20 minutes, I forgot all about it. | 1:36:37 | 1:36:40 | |
A bit of a bummer when I remembered, but you've got to take the ups when you can. | 1:36:41 | 1:36:45 | |
Sorry, I'm really going on, aren't I? It's just that it's... | 1:36:45 | 1:36:51 | |
SHE SIGHS | 1:36:51 | 1:36:53 | |
It's bizarre, talking to someone I know about it. | 1:36:53 | 1:36:56 | |
It's a relief, actually. | 1:36:58 | 1:37:00 | |
Normally, it's me and Lauren, and she's just... | 1:37:02 | 1:37:05 | |
Oh, she has been amazing, but I do worry that... | 1:37:05 | 1:37:07 | |
that I'm burdening her, you know? | 1:37:07 | 1:37:10 | |
You all right? You look a bit pale. | 1:37:14 | 1:37:16 | |
Yeah, yeah, fine. Just... | 1:37:16 | 1:37:19 | |
I just remembered my car's on a meter. | 1:37:19 | 1:37:21 | |
I see. | 1:37:22 | 1:37:23 | |
No, honestly. I'll come back, I just need to... | 1:37:23 | 1:37:26 | |
Yeah, yeah, it's all right. | 1:37:26 | 1:37:27 | |
You don't have to explain, I understand. | 1:37:27 | 1:37:29 | |
-It's a lot to get your head round, innit? -Yeah. | 1:37:29 | 1:37:32 | |
Yeah. | 1:37:33 | 1:37:34 | |
I mean, I can understand you feeling funny cos... | 1:37:37 | 1:37:41 | |
it's big, right? | 1:37:41 | 1:37:43 | |
There's you thinking you were going to come round here and, what? | 1:37:44 | 1:37:47 | |
Didn't realise you'd be talking to a sick woman, did you? | 1:37:47 | 1:37:50 | |
It's probably a bit creepy. | 1:37:50 | 1:37:51 | |
Right, well you better go then, Greg, | 1:37:55 | 1:37:57 | |
before I get really morbid, start talking about things like death, | 1:37:57 | 1:38:00 | |
or worse still, expecting YOU to. | 1:38:00 | 1:38:02 | |
-Listen, it's obviously not helping me... -Bye, Greg. | 1:38:02 | 1:38:06 | |
Greg? | 1:38:25 | 1:38:26 | |
What happened? Did she tell you? | 1:38:27 | 1:38:30 | |
She pushed you away, didn't she? | 1:38:32 | 1:38:34 | |
I was scared she'd do that. She didn't mean it. | 1:38:34 | 1:38:38 | |
She has these mood swings and she lashes out, but it's only cos she's frightened. | 1:38:38 | 1:38:42 | |
You've just got to keep trying, Greg. | 1:38:42 | 1:38:45 | |
What is it? | 1:38:47 | 1:38:48 | |
Sorry, Lauren, I don't think I can do this right now. | 1:38:48 | 1:38:50 | |
What? | 1:38:50 | 1:38:52 | |
It's all just too much. | 1:38:52 | 1:38:54 | |
I'm really sorry... I just... I can't. | 1:38:55 | 1:38:59 | |
-You mean, you're scared? -Yeah. | 1:39:02 | 1:39:04 | |
Oh, right, well, join the club, Greg. Cos imagine how Mum feels! | 1:39:05 | 1:39:09 | |
Imagine what's going through her head right now! | 1:39:09 | 1:39:13 | |
I feel it, too. | 1:39:13 | 1:39:16 | |
The number of times I've wanted to run away and hide | 1:39:16 | 1:39:18 | |
and pretend that it's not happening, but I can't because she needs me! | 1:39:18 | 1:39:22 | |
Please, Greg. | 1:39:24 | 1:39:26 | |
You're still her husband. Doesn't that count for something? | 1:39:26 | 1:39:30 | |
If you ever loved her, then please don't go! | 1:39:30 | 1:39:34 | |
She needs you! | 1:39:35 | 1:39:38 | |
-I -need you. | 1:39:38 | 1:39:40 | |
Take care. | 1:39:43 | 1:39:45 | |
"Take care"? | 1:39:47 | 1:39:48 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 1:39:49 | 1:39:51 | |
ENGINE REVS | 1:39:51 | 1:39:53 | |
"Take care"?! | 1:39:54 | 1:39:55 | |
You can go to hell, Greg! JUST GO TO HELL! | 1:39:55 | 1:39:58 | |
You COWARD! | 1:40:00 | 1:40:02 | |
-DOOR SLAMS -Lauren? | 1:40:15 | 1:40:17 | |
It's OK, Mum. We don't need him. | 1:40:34 | 1:40:37 | |
TANYA SOBS | 1:40:39 | 1:40:42 | |
Are you going to tell me what's up? | 1:40:50 | 1:40:52 | |
Ooh, you stubborn old mare! | 1:40:54 | 1:40:57 | |
It was that call from my son, Simon. | 1:40:58 | 1:41:00 | |
He's got himself in deep water, he's going to lose his house. | 1:41:02 | 1:41:06 | |
So I went to see my brokers, | 1:41:06 | 1:41:08 | |
try and get a loan, but I'm too old, apparently. | 1:41:08 | 1:41:12 | |
They're right, aren't they? | 1:41:15 | 1:41:17 | |
I'm just a useless, decrepit old woman... | 1:41:17 | 1:41:20 | |
How much? | 1:41:20 | 1:41:21 | |
-What? -How much does he need? | 1:41:21 | 1:41:24 | |
No, Norman, I can't let you do that. | 1:41:24 | 1:41:26 | |
Rather see your son and grandchildren go homeless? | 1:41:26 | 1:41:29 | |
How much? | 1:41:29 | 1:41:31 | |
50 grand. | 1:41:33 | 1:41:35 | |
Leave with it me. | 1:41:37 | 1:41:39 | |
Oh, hello. Be back in a sec, mate. | 1:41:43 | 1:41:46 | |
I'm going to go and speak to the girls. | 1:41:54 | 1:41:57 | |
All right, babe. | 1:41:57 | 1:41:58 | |
You all right? | 1:42:00 | 1:42:01 | |
Yeah. | 1:42:01 | 1:42:03 | |
So, erm, look... | 1:42:03 | 1:42:05 | |
Listen, mate, erm... | 1:42:07 | 1:42:09 | |
-are we cool? -Oh, mate, yeah, we're cool. Yeah, we're cool. -Yeah? | 1:42:09 | 1:42:12 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 1:42:12 | 1:42:13 | |
-All right. -Just... -Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool. | 1:42:13 | 1:42:17 | |
Forward. Forward, forward, forward. | 1:42:22 | 1:42:25 | |
Stop. | 1:42:25 | 1:42:26 | |
Go on, open them. | 1:42:27 | 1:42:28 | |
Well? | 1:42:30 | 1:42:32 | |
Yeah. | 1:42:32 | 1:42:34 | |
A night in your front room. | 1:42:34 | 1:42:36 | |
That's supposed to get me to marry you, is it? | 1:42:36 | 1:42:40 | |
I've gone to a lot of effort. I mean, it's romantic. | 1:42:40 | 1:42:42 | |
What is, Ian? | 1:42:42 | 1:42:44 | |
Hiding me away, so nobody sees us together? | 1:42:44 | 1:42:48 | |
Yes, I used to be a lap dancer. | 1:42:48 | 1:42:51 | |
I'm not ashamed of that, even if you are. | 1:42:51 | 1:42:54 | |
Where're you going? | 1:42:54 | 1:42:56 | |
There's a party on the Square. | 1:42:56 | 1:42:58 | |
What, that kids' thing? Oh, come on, Mandy, you're far too... | 1:42:58 | 1:43:01 | |
Oh, I do not give a flying fig. | 1:43:01 | 1:43:04 | |
DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS | 1:43:05 | 1:43:07 | |
Nice bath? | 1:43:10 | 1:43:12 | |
Come here. | 1:43:16 | 1:43:17 | |
LOUD MUSIC AND CHEERING | 1:43:42 | 1:43:45 | |
-Oh, that is lovely, innit? -Lovely! | 1:43:52 | 1:43:54 | |
INAUDIBLE | 1:43:58 | 1:43:59 | |
Ta. | 1:44:15 | 1:44:17 | |
Tyler, leave me alone. | 1:44:26 | 1:44:27 | |
-I can't stop thinking about you. -Well, I'm with Fats. | 1:44:27 | 1:44:31 | |
-To get my attention, make me jealous. I get it. -No. | 1:44:31 | 1:44:34 | |
-It's obvious you and him ain't got that spark. -You're wrong. | 1:44:34 | 1:44:38 | |
-You're mates, that's all. -Yeah, and that's how I know it's right. | 1:44:38 | 1:44:42 | |
I mean, he's funny, he's kind, | 1:44:42 | 1:44:45 | |
he's loyal, he's not going to let me down. | 1:44:45 | 1:44:47 | |
-So he's safe. -He's what I need. | 1:44:47 | 1:44:50 | |
Look, I don't expect you to get that. | 1:44:53 | 1:44:56 | |
But then that's kind of the point. | 1:44:58 | 1:45:01 | |
SHE SIGHS | 1:46:01 | 1:46:03 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 1:46:27 | 1:46:30 | |
Lauren! | 1:47:16 | 1:47:17 | |
Oi. I thought this was supposed to be your party? | 1:47:32 | 1:47:36 | |
-So? -So, why are you sitting in here, sulking? | 1:47:36 | 1:47:39 | |
Go and join your girly mates and have a girly dance. | 1:47:39 | 1:47:42 | |
Why don't you just shut your big, sexist gob and pour me one of them? | 1:47:42 | 1:47:48 | |
It's obvious, he fancies you rotten. | 1:47:58 | 1:48:00 | |
Oh, don't be stupid, I'm ancient to a kid like Ben. | 1:48:00 | 1:48:03 | |
Besides, Jane's like his surrogate aunty, so that would make me his uncle. | 1:48:03 | 1:48:06 | |
Now you're just making it sound weird. | 1:48:06 | 1:48:09 | |
-All right? -All right. -I'll head home. Catch me up? | 1:48:09 | 1:48:14 | |
I'm glad I bumped into you, actually. Er, well, I got something for you. | 1:48:15 | 1:48:20 | |
Ben, you really shouldn't have. | 1:48:24 | 1:48:26 | |
Don't worry. Saw it in the market, going cheap. And, well... | 1:48:26 | 1:48:30 | |
Well, you keep it. | 1:48:30 | 1:48:31 | |
I bought two copies. | 1:48:32 | 1:48:34 | |
Right. | 1:48:35 | 1:48:37 | |
-Well, I better be getting off. -Yeah. | 1:48:39 | 1:48:42 | |
-Oi, you've had more than me! -Yeah, you started before me! | 1:48:46 | 1:48:49 | |
Hardly had any before greedy guts got here. | 1:48:49 | 1:48:51 | |
Oi, it is rude to insult a lady! | 1:48:51 | 1:48:55 | |
A lady? | 1:48:55 | 1:48:57 | |
Where's she, then? | 1:48:57 | 1:48:58 | |
Ha, ha. | 1:48:58 | 1:48:59 | |
-Oi, you! -Yeah? | 1:49:01 | 1:49:03 | |
OK, hand it over. | 1:49:03 | 1:49:05 | |
-Get off me! -All right, I was just messing. | 1:49:05 | 1:49:08 | |
What you doing? What you doing? | 1:49:13 | 1:49:16 | |
I've had enough. | 1:49:17 | 1:49:18 | |
# No teasing | 1:49:20 | 1:49:21 | |
# I need you to get up up on the dance floor | 1:49:21 | 1:49:25 | |
# Give that man what he asking for | 1:49:25 | 1:49:27 | |
# Cos I feel like busting loose and I feel like touching you | 1:49:27 | 1:49:31 | |
# And can't nobody stop the juice | 1:49:32 | 1:49:34 | |
# So baby | 1:49:34 | 1:49:36 | |
# It's getting hot in here | 1:49:36 | 1:49:38 | |
# So take off all your clothes | 1:49:38 | 1:49:40 | |
# I am gettin so hot | 1:49:40 | 1:49:42 | |
# I wanna take my clothes off | 1:49:42 | 1:49:44 | |
# It's getting hot in here | 1:49:44 | 1:49:47 | |
# So take off all your clothes | 1:49:47 | 1:49:49 | |
# I am gettin so hot | 1:49:49 | 1:49:51 | |
# I wanna take my clothes off... # | 1:49:51 | 1:49:52 | |
Here. Stick this on. | 1:49:52 | 1:49:53 | |
Please. | 1:49:53 | 1:49:55 | |
MUSIC FADES | 1:50:00 | 1:50:02 | |
# It's hip to be square | 1:50:02 | 1:50:05 | |
# It's hip to be square | 1:50:05 | 1:50:07 | |
# I like my bands in business suits | 1:50:10 | 1:50:13 | |
# I watch them on TV... # | 1:50:13 | 1:50:15 | |
I can't dance! | 1:50:16 | 1:50:18 | |
Good. Come on. | 1:50:18 | 1:50:21 | |
# They tell me that it's good for me | 1:50:23 | 1:50:27 | |
# But I don't even care | 1:50:27 | 1:50:29 | |
# I know that it's crazy | 1:50:30 | 1:50:32 | |
# I know that it's nowhere | 1:50:32 | 1:50:33 | |
# But there is no denying that | 1:50:33 | 1:50:36 | |
# It's hip to be a square | 1:50:36 | 1:50:38 | |
# It's hip to be a square | 1:50:40 | 1:50:42 | |
# It's hip to be a square... # | 1:50:42 | 1:50:44 | |
Whoo-hoo! | 1:50:44 | 1:50:46 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 1:50:46 | 1:50:50 | |
Lauren? | 1:51:21 | 1:51:23 | |
Lauren, is that you? | 1:51:23 | 1:51:25 | |
Lauren? | 1:51:26 | 1:51:27 | |
Lauren? | 1:51:36 | 1:51:38 | |
# Happy birthday to you | 1:51:43 | 1:51:47 | |
# Happy birthday to you | 1:51:47 | 1:51:52 | |
# Happy birthday dear Poppy... # | 1:51:52 | 1:51:56 | |
Poppity Poppity Pops! | 1:51:56 | 1:51:58 | |
# Happy birthday to you! # | 1:51:58 | 1:52:02 | |
-Hip hip... -Hooray! -Hip hip... -Hooray! | 1:52:02 | 1:52:06 | |
-HIP HIP... -Hooray! -All right, let's get this party started! | 1:52:06 | 1:52:13 | |
# If you wanna get with me | 1:52:13 | 1:52:15 | |
# There's some things you gotta know | 1:52:15 | 1:52:17 | |
# I like my beats fast and my bass down low | 1:52:17 | 1:52:21 | |
# Ba-ba-bass, bass, bass down low | 1:52:21 | 1:52:23 | |
# Ba-ba-bass down low | 1:52:23 | 1:52:25 | |
# I-I-I like my beats fast and my bass down low | 1:52:25 | 1:52:30 | |
# Ba-bass down low | 1:52:30 | 1:52:32 | |
# Ba-ba-bass, bass, bass down low... # | 1:52:32 | 1:52:34 | |
I'm not in the mood for a lecture, all right? | 1:52:34 | 1:52:37 | |
# One, two, three, OK | 1:52:39 | 1:52:41 | |
# Can I get a little Goose in my OJ? | 1:52:41 | 1:52:43 | |
# Every day feel like my birthday | 1:52:43 | 1:52:46 | |
# And we sip champagne when we thirsty | 1:52:46 | 1:52:48 | |
# Straight buzzin' Robotussin | 1:52:48 | 1:52:50 | |
# Wanna get ya mitts in my oven? | 1:52:50 | 1:52:51 | |
# Wanna get a lick of this lovin'? | 1:52:51 | 1:52:53 | |
# G-g-g-get a lick of this lovin' | 1:52:53 | 1:52:55 | |
# Yeah, I like it loud | 1:52:55 | 1:52:59 | |
# And I'll make you shout | 1:52:59 | 1:53:00 | |
# Give you that Black Eyed Peas | 1:53:00 | 1:53:02 | |
# You know that Boom Boom Pow | 1:53:02 | 1:53:04 | |
# If you wanna get with me There's some things you gotta know | 1:53:04 | 1:53:08 | |
# I like my beats fast And my bass down low | 1:53:08 | 1:53:12 | |
# Ba-ba-bass, bass Bass down low... # | 1:53:12 | 1:53:14 | |
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