30/10/2011 EastEnders Omnibus


30/10/2011

A scheming Ben exposes Syed's lies about Amira to an incredulous Christian. Michael helps Janine throw a party to launch her new business. Lola and Ben bond in an unexpected way.


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DOOR SHUTS

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-YOU shouldn't be up.

-Sorry?

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Never mind. I'm here now. Soon have you on your feet.

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-I'm on my feet!

-Come on, Pat. Sit...

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-Norman...

-Sit. Sit.

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Now, two things. One - the loan paperwork.

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I need you to sign it. It's all sorted,

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with the house as security. Just sign on the dotted line

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and kiss your worries goodbye.

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-Nobody knows about this, right?

-Scout's honour.

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-And what's the other thing?

-Ah! I bought a pack of cards.

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-You make that sound like a good thing.

-Gin, canasta, snap...

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the world is full of possibilities. I'm here to look after you.

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Why? I had an angina attack. I took a pill. It passed.

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What about next time?

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Oh, you're a right little ray of sunshine, ain't you?

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Tea?

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There you go. Coffee. Strong and brown. Just how you like it.

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See how I didn't make the obvious joke there? See that?

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How comes you're so lively? You drank exactly the same as me.

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Yeah, but that's cos I am blessed.

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And I can hold my drink. You knock me down, I get straight back up. You understand me?

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-Like the Terminator.

-Yeah, but with better jokes, all right?

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-So, listen, don't worry about this weekend.

-I weren't.

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-No...because

-I

-have plans.

-Yeah, what plans?

-Big ones, all right.

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They're the only ones you get with me, all right?

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I shall see you later. All right?

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Oh, sorry, are you all right?

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-Yeah...

-A tenner.

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-She's got her eye on that ring.

-She knows how much it costs.

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Clever girl!

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-Listen, I should probably...

-Stay a bit longer?

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I said I'd be back. I don't want Christian to, well, you know...

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-I thought he knew.

-He does.

-You told him? About seeing Yasmin?

-Yeah.

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-How did he take it?

-We're spending the afternoon together.

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-You know, a bit of shopping, something to eat, maybe a film...

-Just the two of you. Nice.

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We've been under a lot of pressure recently.

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We need some time to ourselves.

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-Pressure?

-Stuff.

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Me, you mean.

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You should've seen her when she first saw you.

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I've never seen her so excited.

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Maybe a few minutes longer, eh?

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Hey, Yasmin...

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Moose!

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Here, don't take this the wrong way, but I've seen healthier corpses.

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There we go. Slice each and half and half on the beans. Get stuck in.

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-You've got more than me.

-Oh what, you counting them now, are you?

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-Can I have a sausage?

-No.

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Look, even with the money I get from Janine, I can't afford to pay our electricity bill, all right?

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I'm not going to spend the rest of what I've got on a sausage.

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-But I'm hungry.

-And what about William and Janet, eh?

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How can they come and stay if I haven't got any hot water?

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I can't be giving them cold baths in the middle of winter.

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-So it's a no on the sausage?

-Yes. It's a no on the sausage

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Excuse me.

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Sorry, could you pass me the sugar, please? Thank you.

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-Oh, thank you.

-(What are you doing?)

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I didn't ask for that.

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No, but if you don't eat something,

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that tea's going to come straight back up again.

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And I don't fancy putting me rubber gloves on. Just eat it. Then go home and sleep it off.

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Maybe.

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Are you worried about your Mum?

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She's seen a lot worse with Rainie.

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-Right, yeah.

-Look, this isn't a doss house.

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-If you're going to carry on doing it, then get better at it.

-What, the drinking?

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No, the hangover.

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-All right?

-All right.

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Thanks.

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You ran out on me.

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You not used to it?

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Doesn't happen that often.

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-Is that right?

-I was...surprised.

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No, you weren't.

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We should probably keep this to ourselves.

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Yeah, I think so, don't you?

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No need for, say, Whitney to find out about it.

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-Whitney?

-Say.

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Oh, right.

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-So, you're, er...still into her, then?

-Me? No, course not.

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But you know what she's like.

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-It's for her sake.

-Yeah. For her sake.

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-Where're the kids?

-I gave them a fiver. Told them to get some buns.

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I thought you'd like the house to yourself.

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I don't need to be wrapped in cotton wool. Look...

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thanks very much for sorting out the loan,

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but I don't need you taking over.

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I just want everything to get back to normal, OK?

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-I just wanted to help.

-You can do that by leaving me alone.

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Um...

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Yeah, um...

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'So, I'll call you in a day or two.'

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OK. But just don't leave a message. You know, Dad's watching me.

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-We'll do this again though, right?

-Yasmin would love that.

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OK, then.

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OK.

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Hands off the shiny jewellery, all right?

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It'll be designer bags next.

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Hopefully.

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-Bye, then.

-Bye.

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YASMIN CRIES

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Syed! Help!

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-It's Yasmin! She swallowed my ring!

-What?

-My ring. It's gone.

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-Did you drop it...

-She swallowed it, I'm sure.

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Please, can we go back to yours, make sure she's OK?

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-She needs to go to hospital.

-What?

-Take her to A&E.

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PHONE RINGS

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Sy?

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Now? You're kidding, aren't you?

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Can't you fit him in for a massage a little bit later on?

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Well, if his back's out, I suppose you better go...

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-What sort of person stabs someone?

-The sort with a knife.

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-I wonder what made them do that?

-I've heard it don't take much.

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You know, look at someone the wrong way, say the wrong thing and...

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-Amazing.

-Not from where I'm standing, it isn't.

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PHONE RINGS

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-What?

-No Tanya?

-No, she's got 'flu. I'm covering.

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Only, I left my keys here the other day.

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She said she left them under the till.

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Leave them outside, will ya? Does it look like we've got room in here?

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No, sorry, nothing.

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Don't worry. I'll ask Tanya when I see her. Thanks. Bye.

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-Perfect. Good at this, ain't ya?

-Sign there.

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And next time we make an order...

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-I'm going to make sure it's you doing the delivery, yeah?

-Thanks.

-See ya.

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Oi!

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Oh!

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Oh, no. Not again.

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SHE GASPS

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You OK?

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Can you open these for me, love? I can't do it.

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That's cos they're childproof.

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That'll...be it.

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Ta.

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Always a pleasure to help such an important member of the community.

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-You can't help yourself, can you?

-Come on. Let's get you home.

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Give me a minute, please.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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-Did you like the film, then?

-Stand By Me?

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-Yeah, well, you said you liked it.

-Tell you the truth, Ben - it's a while since I've seen it.

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Well, maybe we could watch it later.

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-Ben...

-It's just I've never seen it and...

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I'm doing something with Sy this afternoon, all right?

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Look, Ben, if you need somebody to talk to...

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You know, problems, questions you might have.

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-You know I'm always here.

-Yeah.

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But I've got a life with Sy, and I can't just... I've got to keep things balanced.

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-Understand?

-Yeah, I'm not stupid.

-I know you're not stupid.

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Sy's working this morning, so we're making it up this afternoon.

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That is all.

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-OK.

-Another time then, yeah?

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-Yeah.

-All right.

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Is that why I saw him in the park?

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Sorry?

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-I saw him in the park earlier.

-No. You can't have done, Ben.

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Yeah, with Amira.

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Thank you.

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Pat?

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-I think she had a funny turn.

-She all right?

-Just gave her a bit of a fright, I think.

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-She's probably overdoing it.

-I can hear, you know.

-Luke!

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-Luke, can you mind my stall, please?

-Yeah, course.

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I'm taking her home.

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Thanks for this.

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Sometimes I do the right thing.

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Sometimes.

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-I'll see you. See you later.

-Ta, darling.

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-In your own time.

-Sorry.

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-Mr Masood?

-Yes.

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Um... Do you need to talk to my...? She's gone to get some drinks.

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Been snacking on your mum's jewellery, eh?

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Definitely NOT one of your five-a-day.

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I'll need to take her for an x-ray,

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but a few questions before we do, yeah.

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-OK.

-When she swallowed the object, did she cough?

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-Any signs of choking?

-I didn't see.

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You seem very quiet.

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-Is she always like this?

-I...

-Has she eaten since this happened?

-Yes.

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Ah, good. And did she take as much as she normally does?

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Has she been in hospital before? Any other health problems?

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-Is your daughter normally healthy?

-Yes. She's perfectly healthy.

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Just can't help putting things in her mouth, eh?

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-I have twins - they were the same.

-Poor you.

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Oh yeah, saw something shiny and bang. Straight in.

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-The only solution was a magnet on a piece of string.

-Really?

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No, I'm joking. Good...

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Well, we'll go and take a quick look at her and then we'll get her off to x-ray, OK?

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-He's a good-looking boy.

-Who's that?

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Tyler Moon.

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Anyone getting involved with Tyler Moon needs their head examined.

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-I thought you were with Fatboy.

-Yeah, I am.

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Then why were you looking at Tyler like that?

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No, I wasn't!

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If you're with Fatboy, fine.

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If you want to be with Tyler, do something about it.

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It's great having a choice.

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But then you have to make a decision.

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Half pint? It's me...

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Towels! Beautiful towels.

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Give your body the treat it deserves. Softer than a baby's bum.

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Hello. I've got face towels, hand towels, body towels.

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-Look, they're two for a tenner, I'm giving them away...

-I'll take two.

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Congratulations! You've just got yourself the same towels used by Cheryl Cole

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and Simon Cowell.

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Well, not at the same time though, mind... See ya.

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HORN HONKS

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All right.

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How's Pat?

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Yeah, she's fine, thanks.

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Good. Good.

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That was a really nice thing you did.

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Sh! Don't tell anyone. Don't want to spoil my reputation.

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Listen... You're probably busy later...

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-Hello, sweetheart, I hope you are strapped in.

-What?

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-Yeah, cos Air Fats is ready for takeoff.

-What?

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Yeah, tonight I'm going to show Whitney what it means when Fats is your man.

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-That right?

-I've got the keys to heaven. The latest Fatmobile on the forecourt.

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Drive into a nice bit of the country, bit of Epping Forest,

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-just me, you and the stars, babe.

-Lucky you.

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It's no more than she deserves, eh, bruv?

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-All right, man, take it easy. Ain't that right, sweetheart?

-Yeah.

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-Listen, I've got to go.

-What? Oh, right then, cool.

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I'll check you later. All right, babe.

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PHONE VIBRATES

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Hi.

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-Thank you.

-What for?

-Being here.

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Don't be daft.

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Growing up, I never really knew my Dad.

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I mean, he was around, but he was never there, does that make sense?

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Yeah.

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He used to buy me things, he was good at that.

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Gave me toys, gave me treats, gave me everything...

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..except the one thing I wanted.

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I know what it's like to have a father and know, inside,

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he doesn't care.

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Which is why it's so important for Yasmin that you're around.

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-She doesn't really know who I am, does she?

-Are you kidding?

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That beany reindeer thing you gave her - it's her favourite.

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It's a moose.

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Right. But...she's never without it.

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-She knows you're somehow part of her life...

-Amira.

-..and if for any reason you weren't around...

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I know what you're doing.

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-You know, all this blurb about your Dad?

-Blurb?

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You're pressuring me.

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I'm not.

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-It's serious, Syed.

-I'm taking it seriously.

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Is that why you haven't told Christian yet?

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You lied to him on the phone. He doesn't know you're with me, does he?

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He just needs a bit of time, that's all. Doesn't he deserve that?

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And Yasmin needs a father. Doesn't she deserve that?

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All clear.

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She didn't swallow anything as far as I can tell. So YOU can go home.

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-Oh, really? I could've sworn...

-That's great news. Thank you.

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I must've dropped it in the park, after all.

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What would you do?

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-I think you're better off with Fatboy.

-But I really like Tyler.

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-He's full of it, Whit.

-Not when you get to know him.

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There's nothing to know. Take a walk through his deepest thoughts,

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-you wouldn't even get your ankles wet.

-Why are you so down on him?

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I'm not.

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What's he done to you?

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All right, then, Whit, just do what you want. Really, I don't care.

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-What aren't you telling me?

-Whit...

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Come on, you're hiding something?

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Last night. We, um... We were just...

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I don't believe it.

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-It meant nothing, Whit, seriously.

-Behind my back?

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-Behind my back, when you knew how I felt.

-I'm sorry.

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-You couldn't wait to get him in your bed, could you?

-It wasn't like that.

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Does it make you feel good, does it, throwing yourself at him?

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Actually, he made the first move.

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And it weren't me who started it, so...

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That makes it all right, does it?

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All right, what about if I give you SOME of the money that I've made?

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How about you give me ALL the money that you made?

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Well, I'd not have enough to do something about my roots which I'll need when I come and work for you.

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What?!

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Just think about it. You could do the whole legal thing -

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statements, evidence all of that. It's just a waste of time.

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-She has got a point, Rox.

-Or you could give me a job,

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which helps me, helps you, helps the economy.

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Well, everyone wins, don't they?

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-It's kind of like doing community service.

-Only with a wage.

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-Well yeah.

-You've got to admit, she is pretty good.

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She's better than good. OK. All right, fine, I'll talk to Tanya.

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You're not that good.

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Tyler! Tyler Moon! You get out here now and you show your face.

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Usually a couple of rings on the doorbell does the job.

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I actually thought that underneath it all you were different.

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-Trust me, I'm a one-off, babe.

-Shut up, Tyler, all right?

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Lauren, she told me everything.

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You're all the same, aren't you?

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You come on to me and when that don't work, you come on to my best mate.

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-Why shouldn't I?

-What?

-You were with Fatboy. What am I meant to do?

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I trusted you, how stupid was that?

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-You're all the same, you just line us up.

-Whit?

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Doesn't matter what's above the neck? All that matters is what's working down below. Is that how it works?

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-Whit, Whit...

-Is that how it works, Tyler?!

-Come on, babe, come on.

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Come on. That's enough. It's all right.

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Next time, I'll know the answers.

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I realise it wasn't blurb.

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Not all of it. Losing a pretty ring like that.

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It's a shame you'll never wear it again.

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Maybe I'll find an exact replica.

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Maybe you will.

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Mrs B, she's gone to visit Jim, so, uh...

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She's not going to be back for hours.

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Well, it looks like we've hit a bit of turbulence,

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so if you could return your seats to the upright position, Air Fats will soon be ready for takeoff...

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-Fatboy?

-Yeah.

-Shut up.

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Yeah.

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Maybe I'm mad or something.

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You know, cos I really thought that...

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I dunno. Maybe it's me.

0:23:150:23:19

-Maybe I'm the problem.

-No, you're not.

-No, I am! Come on, think about it.

0:23:190:23:23

There's people out there, right, with boyfriends, and husbands,

0:23:230:23:26

and they're perfectly happy, ain't they?

0:23:260:23:29

But you look at me and every bloke...

0:23:290:23:31

Every guy that looks at me just thinks...

0:23:310:23:34

Do you know what? You don't want me here.

0:23:400:23:43

-I'm sorry, I've spoilt everything.

-You haven't spoilt nothing.

0:23:430:23:46

I can go round, blaming them all, but what if...

0:23:460:23:49

What if the way they treat me... is what I deserve? Hm?

0:23:490:23:54

What if...

0:23:560:23:57

-What if it is all my fault?

-You know what? I hate those guys.

0:23:570:24:02

They're all players and they're all liars and every single one of them have let you down.

0:24:020:24:07

You know why I hate them? It's cos I'm never going to be like that.

0:24:070:24:10

But you're so used to seeing the doo-doo that...you're never going to see it.

0:24:100:24:15

-See what?

-It doesn't matter what happens, all right?

0:24:150:24:20

Or who you see.

0:24:200:24:22

For the rest of your life, no-one's going to care about you as much as I care about you right now.

0:24:240:24:29

-You've been gone for ages.

-Yeah.

-Must've really needed some work.

0:24:520:24:59

I told you, his back was out. He had muscles like boulders.

0:24:590:25:02

-Amira must've been bored stiff.

-What d'you mean?

0:25:020:25:07

Well, it's Ben. He said he saw you and Amira.

0:25:070:25:10

-Well, that's ridiculous.

-Well, that's what he said, Sy.

0:25:100:25:13

-He said he saw you and Amira in the park.

-No, it was a client.

0:25:130:25:18

-I saw her this morning.

-In the park?

0:25:180:25:20

Yeah, she wanted me to meet some friends of hers. Potential clients.

0:25:200:25:24

You want to watch him, Christian.

0:25:240:25:27

You can't always believe everything he says.

0:25:270:25:30

You're right. Look...

0:25:330:25:35

I'm sorry.

0:25:350:25:36

-Shall I get some take-away?

-I thought you'd never ask.

0:25:390:25:42

You get the plates.

0:25:420:25:43

233 against 8. You are making this easy for me.

0:25:490:25:53

-I'm a qualified bookkeeper. Did you know that?

-No, I didn't.

0:25:530:25:57

I ran the Vic. Cab firm, car lot...

0:25:580:26:03

Even had the bookies for a while.

0:26:030:26:05

I made them all work.

0:26:050:26:07

Men have come and gone.

0:26:100:26:12

People I loved have died and I've just carried on.

0:26:120:26:15

I never felt that there was something that I set my mind to,

0:26:150:26:19

that I really wanted...

0:26:190:26:21

..a job, or a bloke that I couldn't have.

0:26:230:26:27

-Now I can't even go round the corner for teabags.

-Oh, Pat, you will.

0:26:290:26:33

-Is this what they call slowing down?

-It might be.

0:26:350:26:38

It's pants, isn't it?

0:26:400:26:42

-Big pants.

-Sometimes, you just have to make a decision.

-Sorry?

0:26:420:26:49

Oh, shut up, keep dealing.

0:26:490:26:51

Right, there we go.

0:26:510:26:56

Are you OK?

0:27:010:27:02

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

0:27:060:27:08

Kung pao chicken, crispy shredded beef, rice not noodles,

0:27:240:27:28

and pak choi in oyster sauce.

0:27:280:27:30

-Oh, not garlic?

-I was thinking of later!

0:27:300:27:33

-I tell you, I thought my arms were going to drop off today.

-Yeah?

0:27:390:27:43

Yeah. My fingers were cramping like you would not believe.

0:27:430:27:47

-Really?

-Yeah. Still, home now. No harm done.

0:27:500:27:56

Yeah. No harm done.

0:27:560:27:59

I just need you to be here, really.

0:28:060:28:08

Syed's got the week off and the girls are on a day course.

0:28:080:28:11

Good job it's half-term, then, and you've got me.

0:28:110:28:13

Yeah. Look, I'm going to be in and out all day,

0:28:130:28:16

-and Gaynor is just upstairs.

-I won't need her.

-Good.

0:28:160:28:21

So, I want you to answer the phone, take messages,

0:28:210:28:24

-and when someone pays, smile.

-And so on.

0:28:240:28:26

Help them on with their coats and stuff, OK?

0:28:260:28:28

If someone comes in for a manicure, tell them to come back tomorrow

0:28:280:28:32

unless Gaynor can squeeze them in.

0:28:320:28:33

-And so on, yeah?

-Booty's, good morning.

0:28:330:28:36

I'm sorry, there's no-one to take your call at the moment,

0:28:380:28:41

but please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you.

0:28:410:28:44

-You're not going out, are you?

-I'm running late.

0:28:580:29:01

I thought we could have breakfast.

0:29:010:29:03

I'd love to, but I'm due in town at ten.

0:29:030:29:05

-All right, lunch, then?

-Sorry.

0:29:050:29:09

Solicitor's office again, to see Ish.

0:29:090:29:12

Don't know how long it'll take.

0:29:120:29:13

-Is he still giving us mates rates?

-Keeping an eye on the costs.

0:29:130:29:16

Sy, just forget I said that.

0:29:160:29:19

Been broke before.

0:29:190:29:22

You seeing Yasmin is more than money in the bank.

0:29:220:29:25

-Christian.

-Yeah?

0:29:310:29:32

I'll cook tonight, shall I?

0:29:360:29:38

Yeah, sure. Whatever.

0:29:380:29:41

Don't suppose you've heard from Amira at all?

0:29:430:29:46

We're playing it cool till the legal stuff's done, you know that.

0:29:460:29:49

See you.

0:29:490:29:51

-All right?

-Yeah, thanks, Patrick. You're a lifesaver.

0:29:540:29:59

It's what I do, all day, every day. Don't thank me.

0:29:590:30:02

New tights? Going somewhere special?

0:30:020:30:04

Job interview with Janine. We haven't got the greatest history.

0:30:040:30:07

I'm a cleaner with her. I didn't know she was looking for anyone else.

0:30:070:30:11

No, in the office.

0:30:110:30:13

She's got Billy for that.

0:30:130:30:14

Maybe she's looking for someone a bit more...upmarket.

0:30:140:30:18

He's lovely but, you know, Billy!

0:30:180:30:22

Yeah, well, me and Billy, we're like the A Team, right?

0:30:220:30:26

I didn't... I didn't mean...

0:30:260:30:29

-You are the most...

-No, you're the most.

0:30:380:30:40

-No, you're the most.

-No, you're the most.

0:30:400:30:43

You ever felt like this before?

0:30:460:30:48

-I don't know what you're feeling.

-No, not that, man!

0:30:480:30:51

Talking about, like, you know, inside, sort of thing.

0:30:510:30:54

You're well funny.

0:30:540:30:56

I'm talking about, like, the bubbles. Can't you feel the bubbles?

0:30:560:30:59

I put my "Back in five minutes" sign on the counter

0:31:020:31:04

cos I couldn't bear to think of you

0:31:040:31:07

putting the tins on the wrong shelves again.

0:31:070:31:10

Hey, Mrs B, how's it going? How's it hanging?

0:31:100:31:13

-You all right?

-It ain't. Nothing's hanging off me.

0:31:130:31:17

What are you doing?

0:31:170:31:19

Nothing. We're just chilling.

0:31:190:31:21

I'm disappointed in you, Arthur.

0:31:210:31:23

I thought you had more respect for me.

0:31:230:31:26

For my beliefs and this sweet, young girl here.

0:31:260:31:29

No, Mrs B. It's not like that.

0:31:290:31:32

-Have they been...?

-Rose! I'm going to work.

0:31:320:31:36

After my shift, I don't want to come back to Sodom and Gomorrah.

0:31:360:31:41

Oh, out of my way, Rose.

0:31:410:31:43

You always know when it's half-term -

0:31:470:31:50

you can't stock the shelves with biscuits quick enough.

0:31:500:31:53

Liam'll get through a whole packet in a half hour if you let him.

0:31:530:31:56

-Then don't let him.

-Long time since you've had a kid around, isn't it?

0:31:560:32:00

"Dipped in chocolate"?

0:32:010:32:02

Huh! They'd have to be dipped in gold for that price.

0:32:020:32:07

Oh, dear. I can't sell them now. They're broken.

0:32:070:32:11

You broke them yourself!

0:32:110:32:14

-No, I didn't.

-Patrick, I saw you!

0:32:140:32:17

Oh, Patrick, I was just trying to remember if Liam liked those,

0:32:170:32:23

not counting how many pennies I had.

0:32:230:32:26

Well, I know that.

0:32:260:32:28

Listen, you're a good friend, if I get desperate, I'll tell you.

0:32:280:32:31

-It's a deal, then.

-Yeah.

0:32:310:32:34

Listen, how you feeling? I heard you wasn't well.

0:32:340:32:39

Oh, yeah, I'm feeling fine. More than fine, in fact.

0:32:390:32:42

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

0:32:420:32:43

Sometimes things just go right.

0:32:430:32:45

-I had this great financial tip, just when I needed it most.

-Good.

0:32:450:32:49

So, you needn't have broken them on my account.

0:32:490:32:53

As long as you're feeling OK.

0:32:530:32:55

So, what am I going to do with these broken biscuits now?

0:32:550:32:58

-Dunk them in your tea?

-Oh, I'll have them.

0:32:580:33:03

Half of you and half of me, how weird is that?

0:33:090:33:12

The best of Amira and Syed!

0:33:120:33:15

Tragic if she got the worst of us, eh?

0:33:150:33:17

-Worried and sulky and so uncool from you.

-What?!

0:33:170:33:20

Vain, silly and spoilt from you. And careless with her jewellery.

0:33:200:33:25

Draped in designer gear, with 420 pairs of shoes under her bed.

0:33:250:33:28

You are in such trouble!

0:33:280:33:30

BABY CRIES

0:33:300:33:34

The answer to your question.

0:33:340:33:37

Reasonable contact with my daughter. That's all.

0:33:370:33:41

Try selling that to my dad.

0:33:410:33:44

Why does everything have to be so difficult?

0:33:440:33:47

Have you told that man yet?

0:33:470:33:48

Christian? No.

0:33:500:33:53

Not much of a relationship, if you can't be honest with him.

0:33:530:33:57

-Don't.

-I'm not having a go.

0:33:570:34:00

I understand.

0:34:000:34:01

I mean, I bet it's really difficult telling him anything.

0:34:010:34:04

Christian and I are fine. Or at least, we will be.

0:34:040:34:07

Only I can sort that out.

0:34:070:34:09

I don't want to talk about him any more.

0:34:090:34:12

Let's just have some fun.

0:34:120:34:13

No-one can make me laugh like you. Go on. Make me laugh.

0:34:130:34:17

You're mad.

0:34:170:34:19

If you don't make me laugh, you have to buy me a pair of heels.

0:34:190:34:22

That's the rules.

0:34:220:34:24

THEY LAUGH

0:34:250:34:27

-Oh, look. Billy, look.

-Looks good.

0:34:340:34:37

Does it look classy? It does, doesn't it?

0:34:370:34:39

-It does look sophisticated?

-Yeah, looks great.

0:34:390:34:42

It looks like a proper grown-up office, doesn't it?

0:34:420:34:45

It's the business. Your business looks the business.

0:34:450:34:49

Thanks, Billy. This is it!

0:34:510:34:54

This is the start of my life. This is it, day one.

0:34:540:34:56

And you'll be able to say that I was there when it all began.

0:34:560:35:00

-Oh, that looks lovely.

-I know!

0:35:000:35:03

I'd better give Patrick a hand.

0:35:030:35:05

Yeah, I should be getting on.

0:35:050:35:07

I just want to soak it in for one more minute.

0:35:070:35:09

Thank you, Granny. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

0:35:090:35:15

I didn't know you were into drugs.

0:35:150:35:18

-Sorry?

-Butcher's Joints.

0:35:180:35:21

Oh, ha-ha (!) Excuse me while I hold my sides.

0:35:210:35:24

What about vegetarians? Not exactly going to attract them, is it?

0:35:240:35:28

When I'm on my hands and knees, scraping the bottom of the barrel,

0:35:280:35:32

I'll be sure to come to you for marketing advice.

0:35:320:35:34

She's on form today.

0:35:340:35:37

Nothing personal, brother. That's just the way she is.

0:35:370:35:40

Oh, it's fine. I just hope someone's there to pick her up when she falls.

0:35:400:35:45

Because she will fall, one day.

0:35:450:35:47

You sounded like you meant that.

0:35:470:35:49

Been there, done that, got the County Court summons.

0:35:490:35:53

All right?

0:36:040:36:05

How long have you been there?

0:36:070:36:09

Do you ever jog with someone?

0:36:090:36:11

What, like clients?

0:36:110:36:13

Look, Ben, I'm sorry. Just having a bad day.

0:36:170:36:19

-What you told me yesterday...

-What, Syed and that woman?

0:36:210:36:24

-Thanks for trying to help.

-So, you know it's true, then?

0:36:240:36:28

I don't know anything, OK, and I don't want to.

0:36:280:36:30

But I appreciate the concern.

0:36:300:36:32

Now, I better get off, see if I can beat the rain.

0:36:320:36:36

I can come with you if you want.

0:36:360:36:38

Ben, this is my job. I take it seriously.

0:36:380:36:41

I'm not just going to mess about.

0:36:410:36:42

Tell you what, we'll start you off with my warm-up circuit, all right?

0:36:440:36:49

-Half-mile jog.

-Nice ones, ain't they?

0:36:490:36:52

-Same as yours.

-So they are.

0:36:520:36:57

We could take her to the park.

0:37:000:37:03

I checked out the swings and there's one for babies.

0:37:030:37:06

Not quite a shopping trip to the West End.

0:37:060:37:09

Maybe we'll bump into someone I know and I'll be able to show her off.

0:37:090:37:12

-As long as it's not my dad.

-Or my boyfriend.

0:37:120:37:15

It's not easy, this.

0:37:150:37:17

You can't expect me to be best friends with your man.

0:37:170:37:20

-It would be so much better if you didn't hate him.

-Better for you?

0:37:200:37:24

-And for Yasmin.

-I don't know about that.

0:37:240:37:27

Syed, I don't want it to be like this, but you hurt me so much.

0:37:290:37:33

-I know.

-I wish I could just sort of be cool about Christian.

0:37:330:37:39

-But that's impossible?

-For now.

0:37:390:37:43

So, maybe, one day?

0:37:430:37:47

Maybe.

0:37:470:37:48

When she's 43.

0:37:490:37:51

So, the sky wouldn't turn black

0:37:530:37:55

and the lake wouldn't actually boil over

0:37:550:37:58

if she were to meet him in the park one day?

0:37:580:38:01

Well, the lake might steam a bit.

0:38:010:38:05

Come on, boy wonder!

0:38:110:38:14

Take a break. Sit down.

0:38:170:38:19

That's fatal. You got to keep going.

0:38:190:38:21

I've got a stitch.

0:38:210:38:23

Come on!

0:38:230:38:24

Yeah, property management of all sorts.

0:38:360:38:39

Right, well, I've just bought number three Albert Square,

0:38:390:38:43

so, if you're looking for any short or long term lets,

0:38:430:38:46

then, this should be your first port of call.

0:38:460:38:49

All right, Hev?

0:38:510:38:52

I've come for the keys for Minty's old place -

0:38:520:38:55

got to give it a clean up.

0:38:550:38:56

-All right if I look around?

-Well, I don't... Hev.

0:38:560:39:00

Absolutely fine! Great, I look forward to seeing you at the launch.

0:39:000:39:05

See you then. Bye. Heather!

0:39:050:39:08

-Morning. I've come to clean up your new property.

-No, no, no.

0:39:080:39:12

I need you here now. Please make a start on the glasses.

0:39:120:39:15

And then I need you to do the windows and the floors.

0:39:150:39:19

Billy, have you got a suit, by the way?

0:39:190:39:21

-You know I have, I just thought...

-Wear it tomorrow.

0:39:210:39:24

-I hope you'll get it dry cleaned.

-Yeah, course I will.

-Yes?

0:39:240:39:27

I've come to see my pops.

0:39:270:39:29

Right. Well, Billy, two minutes, because there's lots to do

0:39:290:39:32

and no time to waste and please, can you just move this jungle?

0:39:320:39:36

Yeah, course.

0:39:360:39:37

Stupid cow.

0:39:370:39:39

-Do you want to come to the cafe for lunch?

-No, better not.

0:39:410:39:44

I'll just see you tonight, yeah?

0:39:440:39:46

Do you want me to take your suit to the dry cleaners?

0:39:460:39:49

I'll just sponge it down later on.

0:39:490:39:51

Here, look. Get yourself something to eat, yeah?

0:39:510:39:55

Am I on a diet now or something?

0:39:550:39:56

Sorry, babe, that's all I've got.

0:39:560:39:58

-Go and get yourself a sandwich. See you later.

-See you.

0:39:580:40:02

I'm not sure I'm going to like this cos I get a bit height sick.

0:40:080:40:11

-Go!

-Oh, it's moving!

-That's you.

0:40:110:40:14

-Shouldn't I have one of them Norwegian jumpers on?

-Balance!

0:40:140:40:18

-What?

-Balance! Balance!

-All right, no need to shout!

0:40:180:40:21

Right, get ready to jump, now. All right, jump!

0:40:210:40:25

-Just a bit too soon!

-That is rubbish.

0:40:250:40:30

You're rubbish. Worse than Tiff.

0:40:300:40:32

Where are the cocktails on the balcony with Roger Moore?

0:40:320:40:36

That's what I'd want if I went skiing.

0:40:360:40:38

-Liam, it's all yours.

-Finally!

-Manners, young man.

0:40:380:40:41

He's been very patient.

0:40:410:40:43

-I did say he could have it for the half-term.

-All week?

0:40:430:40:46

I'll do you a swap.

0:40:460:40:48

You can have this thing for a week, if I get a day with Nana Pat.

0:40:480:40:52

Not a good deal, Norm. She's not worth it.

0:40:520:40:55

Oi!

0:40:550:40:57

Well, that's him happy.

0:40:570:40:59

And now you, Mrs Evans.

0:40:590:41:01

Fancy tempting me with a nice cup of tea?

0:41:010:41:03

So long as that's all you're tempted to.

0:41:030:41:07

If you're coming to the nursing home with me this afternoon, poor Jim,

0:41:180:41:22

-he don't want to hear no more of your silly tales.

-He loves it!

0:41:220:41:26

A woman taking her teeth out and stuffing them down her brassiere

0:41:260:41:30

in order to chew a toffee!

0:41:300:41:31

-I had never heard nothing like it in my life!

-It was a dental plate.

0:41:310:41:35

That makes it all right, does it?

0:41:350:41:37

Who's the funeral tea for?

0:41:400:41:42

-So, why aren't you at the salon?

-I got dogs to do the barking.

0:41:440:41:47

Anyway, I'm in mourning cos my lovely R&R mural is gone.

0:41:470:41:51

Has nasty Janine painted all over your sunbeams?

0:41:510:41:54

She's wrecking my life, she is!

0:41:540:41:56

Anyway, tell me, what's the news on the unfaithful boyfriend?

0:41:560:42:00

Shh! Be with you in a minute, yeah?

0:42:000:42:04

Hasn't told me he's seeing her.

0:42:040:42:05

All he's got to say is, "Sorry I didn't mention it, but I'm seeing my kid."

0:42:050:42:09

And he will! He needs a bit more time.

0:42:090:42:12

Yeah, course, once he's left you dangling so long

0:42:120:42:14

your life's all used up and no-one wants you any more.

0:42:140:42:18

-All right, I'll see you later.

-Bye.

0:42:180:42:20

# Grass stains on my brand new white trainers

0:42:230:42:25

# On my brand new white trainers

0:42:250:42:28

# I know a few guys hate us They're as compelling

0:42:280:42:30

# As Neighbours, so laters

0:42:300:42:32

# It's blaters we've got our own style... #

0:42:320:42:35

Rose, could you give us two minutes, please?

0:42:380:42:42

Oh, fine. I'll get us a top up, shall I?

0:42:420:42:45

Mrs B, I need to talk to you. About Whitney. About me and Whitney.

0:42:510:42:55

If this is about this morning...

0:42:550:42:57

Mrs B, you know I'd never disrespect you.

0:42:570:43:00

-Is it an apology?

-Yeah, it is!

-Accepted.

0:43:000:43:04

I got to go out soon. You ought to be getting back.

0:43:040:43:07

The thing is, Mrs B, it's like...

0:43:070:43:10

I need some wisdom, don't I, you know?

0:43:100:43:13

Some wisdom from the time, of the ages and stuff.

0:43:130:43:15

It's not like I'm asking her if it's all right

0:43:150:43:17

if we get married or anything, you know I mean?

0:43:170:43:20

Well, it's just as well. A refusal often offends.

0:43:200:43:24

I didn't say anything cos I didn't think he'd believe me.

0:43:270:43:32

Just go to the gym and wait till he's not so busy or something.

0:43:320:43:35

What if he does something? What if he says something?

0:43:350:43:38

Ben, what exactly is it you think he should know?

0:43:380:43:41

-I can't say. Not without telling him first.

-You can't do that.

0:43:410:43:46

You can't just leave me hanging like that. Come on.

0:43:460:43:49

I wish I was better at this sort of thing.

0:43:490:43:51

Oh, Ben! Sit down, sit down.

0:43:510:43:54

Listen, it is me, it's Roxy, yeah?

0:43:540:43:57

Tell me. I'm his only mate. I should know.

0:43:570:44:00

Syed and Amira.

0:44:000:44:03

-Oh, that.

-I just saw them.

-Well, no surprises there, then.

0:44:030:44:07

At Joanna's Cafe, off the high street.

0:44:070:44:11

-I think they're having an affair.

-You're so funny!

0:44:110:44:14

No, Ben, you've got that wrong.

0:44:140:44:15

I saw them kissing.

0:44:150:44:18

-That sort of stuff.

-Kissing?

0:44:180:44:20

Yeah, and holding hands and laughing.

0:44:200:44:24

-You better be sure about this?

-Yeah.

0:44:240:44:28

Cheers.

0:44:310:44:32

-Why aren't you at work?

-Gaynor asked me to get her a coffee.

0:44:340:44:38

Lola, look, do you need me?

0:44:380:44:40

-No, no, I'm fine.

-I'll pop in later, yeah?

-Yeah.

0:44:400:44:43

OK. See you later, then.

0:44:430:44:46

-Roxy!

-What?

-Can I have a sub?

0:44:460:44:49

-No, you can't.

-Till pay day.

-You've only been here five minutes.

0:44:490:44:52

-My pops needs...

-No, no, Lola, no.

0:44:520:44:55

Coffee, please.

0:44:550:44:58

What you so happy about?

0:45:010:45:03

-Don't know.

-Will you lend me a tenner?

0:45:030:45:06

Jog on.

0:45:060:45:09

I don't understand what you're aksing...

0:45:110:45:13

I mean, ASKING of me, Arthur.

0:45:130:45:15

That's what I mean!

0:45:150:45:17

-I can't talk. I don't know what to say.

-Who to?

-Whitney!

0:45:170:45:21

Why is it so complicated?

0:45:210:45:23

Oh, you mean your feelings for her?

0:45:230:45:26

Well, yeah, no, we kind of did the whole feelings thing this morning,

0:45:260:45:30

but she didn't really get it. Only thing is, what if I'm wrong?

0:45:300:45:34

-I mean, how do I know if we kind of like, if we're like...

-Smitten?

0:45:340:45:37

Yeah! You know, how am I supposed to know if she's my soul mate?

0:45:370:45:41

Well, you just do.

0:45:410:45:45

Do you want to spend the rest of your days with her?

0:45:450:45:49

I wish. My heart don't doubt it one bit, Mrs B.

0:45:490:45:52

I've got to tell her, I just don't know how.

0:45:520:45:54

I don't want to get this wrong. I'd rather cut off my own head.

0:45:540:45:58

That's a little extreme, Arthur. Not to say, impossible.

0:45:580:46:01

But I've done the whole kind of, sweep off her feet thing.

0:46:010:46:05

Whitney's so cool. How's a guy supposed to know?

0:46:050:46:09

-He could try asking, for starters.

-So much for privacy, Rose.

0:46:090:46:13

-Thank you.

-Oh, man.

-You big wuss.

0:46:130:46:15

Come on, we're good together. You don't have to say no more.

0:46:150:46:18

-Well, there you are.

-I think that's her blessing.

0:46:180:46:21

No, it ain't. Now, you two,

0:46:210:46:24

-you've got to be good to one another.

-We will.

0:46:240:46:27

We're definitely going to be good to one another other. Hey, baby!

0:46:270:46:30

But not like that.

0:46:300:46:32

Not under your roof, Mrs B. No way.

0:46:320:46:34

Let's get out of here. All right.

0:46:340:46:37

Oh, dear.

0:46:400:46:41

Feet off.

0:46:490:46:50

-Where's Norman?

-Putting his coat on.

-Not going, is he?

0:46:520:46:56

-Darling, he don't live here.

-Wish he did.

0:46:560:46:59

So that you can play that game all day every day, yeah?

0:46:590:47:02

No. It's just nice, isn't it? Him being around.

0:47:020:47:06

-Is it?

-Nan!

-What?

0:47:060:47:10

You know it is. Everyone likes him but you.

0:47:100:47:14

I like him.

0:47:140:47:16

Yeah, when you're not being mean.

0:47:160:47:18

-Thanks.

-Right, well, that's me.

0:47:280:47:32

-Do you have to go?

-Sorry?

0:47:320:47:36

You could stay for the evening, if you like.

0:47:360:47:39

-Well, I could.

-Or maybe longer?

0:47:390:47:43

Till late?

0:47:440:47:46

Or early.

0:47:480:47:49

Really?

0:47:490:47:51

It's time I stopped fighting it.

0:47:510:47:54

Oh, Pat.

0:47:570:47:58

Hiya, any chance of having my nails done?

0:48:100:48:13

Sorry, we're short staffed and booked through.

0:48:130:48:15

Right, thanks.

0:48:150:48:17

-What did you want doing?

-A French manicure.

0:48:170:48:20

-Now?

-Well, yeah.

0:48:200:48:23

It's your lucky day! Someone's just called to cancel.

0:48:230:48:26

She's only caught her fingers in a shredder, ain't she?

0:48:260:48:28

She won't be needing a manicure any time soon.

0:48:280:48:31

Well, not till her fingers grow back, eh? Take a seat.

0:48:310:48:35

-She wouldn't give her your job, would she?

-Don't know.

0:48:510:48:54

Looks classy for a smack head, though.

0:48:540:48:57

So do you.

0:48:570:48:59

But you work hard, don't you?

0:48:590:49:01

When did that ever mean anything, Hev?

0:49:010:49:03

I can give you references.

0:49:030:49:06

I'm reliable. Trustworthy. Honest.

0:49:070:49:11

OK. And personal? Come on, cards on the table. Drug use.

0:49:130:49:18

I'm clean. I'm totally clean.

0:49:180:49:21

And I'm sober, I'm serious, I'm hard-working,

0:49:210:49:24

-I'm committed, I'm...

-Any sign of a little slip,

0:49:240:49:29

and you'll be out. Do you understand?

0:49:290:49:31

There won't be any slip ups.

0:49:310:49:33

Whatever you need, whatever you want, I'll be there.

0:49:330:49:36

I could be your receptionist.

0:49:360:49:38

Or your assistant, PA, clerk, administrator,

0:49:380:49:43

-book-keeper. I'm very, very versatile.

-Good!

0:49:430:49:46

That's settled, then. Heather, can you show Rainie the cleaning cupboard?

0:49:460:49:51

-Me?

-Yes.

-Yeah.

0:49:510:49:53

And you can give her a few pointers, too.

0:49:530:49:57

-Two hours a day, minimum wage.

-But...

0:49:570:50:00

Take it or leave it.

0:50:000:50:02

Well...

0:50:020:50:03

..if you put it like that, I'll take it.

0:50:070:50:10

Good. Heather can show you what to do.

0:50:100:50:13

You could start with the vacuum cleaner.

0:50:150:50:18

Not going to wear those shoes, are you?

0:50:180:50:21

Christian!

0:50:290:50:31

See you later, lads. What do you want?

0:50:310:50:33

-Christian.

-What's the matter?

0:50:350:50:37

Come on. You'll see.

0:50:380:50:41

There we go, one down. Don't worry, the next hand will be better.

0:50:440:50:48

You are joking!

0:50:480:50:49

Suppose I said half price?

0:50:490:50:51

Is everything all right?

0:50:570:50:58

Nothing to worry about, Gaynor. Just another happy customer.

0:50:580:51:03

We'll have to get Daddy some L plates.

0:51:120:51:14

Come on, I just need a bit of practice.

0:51:140:51:17

This?

0:51:170:51:19

-This is what you wanted to show me?

-I wanted you to see for yourself.

0:51:190:51:22

This is about me and Sy. We could've sorted this.

0:51:220:51:25

-What are you doing here?

-Looking for you.

-Please, Rox.

0:51:250:51:28

You've done enough.

0:51:280:51:30

-I can't believe you followed me.

-I didn't. I wouldn't.

0:51:330:51:37

Syed, I told you I don't want to speak to him.

0:51:370:51:39

Don't worry, love, you're not going to get the chance.

0:51:390:51:43

I didn't plan any of this. I wanted you to tell me yourself.

0:51:430:51:46

I would have. I tried this morning.

0:51:460:51:47

I gave you so many chances. Why couldn't you just talk to me?

0:51:470:51:52

I didn't know how.

0:51:520:51:53

-Syed, I need to go.

-Just wait a minute!

0:51:530:51:57

So, you've known all along?

0:51:570:52:00

Since yesterday. Photo popped up on your phone.

0:52:000:52:04

Then, there was Ben -

0:52:040:52:07

telling the truth. I should've realised myself, really.

0:52:070:52:11

-All the trips into town, excuses.

-I'm no good with the heavy stuff.

0:52:110:52:14

And that's it? You didn't tell me because you couldn't face me?

0:52:140:52:18

-I wanted to.

-Oh, Sy, just change the record, will you?

0:52:180:52:22

-You're such a coward.

-I don't want to do this now.

0:52:220:52:24

-Amira, just go.

-No! You, hang on! You and him.

0:52:240:52:28

Have you even discussed getting a divorce?

0:52:280:52:31

-Is any of this true?

-None of your business.

0:52:310:52:33

Syed, call me.

0:52:330:52:35

Roxy, what the hell did you think you were doing?

0:52:360:52:39

Don't you dare try and hang this on her. This is you.

0:52:390:52:42

-You're the guilty one here.

-She was coming round.

0:52:420:52:46

Why should I believe anything you say?

0:52:460:52:47

-When all you've done is lie.

-I was that close.

0:52:470:52:50

I keep defending you.

0:52:500:52:52

Every time you'd go into town to see Ish...

0:52:520:52:54

..that was all make-belief, as well.

0:52:560:52:58

You've not been to see him or any other solicitor, have you?

0:52:580:53:02

I'm sorry. I meant to tell you.

0:53:020:53:04

Lying is always easier than telling the truth.

0:53:040:53:06

-If that's what you think.

-It's not what I think.

0:53:060:53:08

It's what I know.

0:53:080:53:10

You don't need me. You've got your little fan club, here.

0:53:110:53:15

So, please can you make sure that these are all hand delivered?

0:53:390:53:44

-What, tonight?

-No, Billy, next week. Yes, tonight.

0:53:440:53:47

-No, he finishes at five.

-What are you? The talking clock?

0:53:470:53:51

See you tomorrow.

0:53:510:53:53

Can you make sure you lock up properly?

0:53:530:53:55

I'll be here to supervise Rainie's first day.

0:53:550:53:57

Oh, please. What, lessons in dusting?

0:53:570:53:59

Can you just make sure that you're here

0:53:590:54:01

to do all the washing up after the launch party.

0:54:010:54:04

Night.

0:54:040:54:06

Do you know what? I thought I was going to be Rainie's supervisor.

0:54:090:54:12

I thought I was executive director.

0:54:120:54:15

Here, look, come on, this'll cheer you up.

0:54:150:54:17

The bloke down the market was locking up,

0:54:170:54:20

so, I got you this shirt and tie for half price,

0:54:200:54:22

and I got another fiver knocked off.

0:54:220:54:24

-Blimey.

-Yeah, hardly cost me nothing.

0:54:240:54:26

Where did you get all this "nothing" from?

0:54:260:54:29

Tips. Every time we help the old girls on with their coats,

0:54:290:54:32

they give us an extra couple of quid.

0:54:320:54:34

-Yeah, but you share that out with Gaynor?

-Who?

0:54:340:54:37

Yes, of course I do. You're going to look so smart.

0:54:370:54:40

Everyone's going to think you're the boss

0:54:400:54:42

and Cruella de Vil is the tea girl.

0:54:420:54:44

I wish you hadn't followed me.

0:54:590:55:02

I was going to tell you tonight,

0:55:020:55:05

and I really had started to persuade her.

0:55:050:55:08

So, the silent treatment's going to help, is it?

0:55:090:55:12

I'm going out, so don't wait up, yeah?

0:55:120:55:14

You're letting Roxy ruin everything.

0:55:140:55:16

No, Sy. We did that all on our own.

0:55:160:55:18

Not just once, but over and over again.

0:55:180:55:22

-How many chances was I supposed to give you, eh?

-Don't go out.

0:55:220:55:26

-Let's just get this sorted.

-It's sorted.

0:55:260:55:28

In my mind, it's sorted.

0:55:280:55:32

It's me or the baby.

0:55:320:55:35

Good morning!

0:55:470:55:49

It would be good if I didn't have to go to work.

0:55:490:55:52

-No, thanks, I don't have the time.

-Not for you.

0:55:520:55:54

Morning, Norman.

0:55:580:55:59

Morning, Carol.

0:55:590:56:01

That's why you're so cheerful.

0:56:030:56:06

You never?

0:56:060:56:07

Didn't we?

0:56:070:56:09

Pops! Oi.

0:56:160:56:18

-You should be on your way to work. You don't get any lie-ins for half term any more, y'know.

-Yes, I know.

0:56:180:56:24

I just want to see what you look like. Come here.

0:56:240:56:27

What you going to do next? Wet your hankie, wipe me face?

0:56:270:56:32

Right. Looking mean.

0:56:320:56:33

It's my hard stare, innit?

0:56:330:56:35

-See ya later, pops. Knock 'em dead.

-I will. I'll see you later.

0:56:350:56:40

See you later.

0:56:400:56:42

-Shh.

-What's the matter? Can't take it? Getting old?

0:56:430:56:47

Where you off to, then? Going to stalk Syed?

0:56:470:56:50

Dunno what I'm doing, Rox.

0:56:500:56:52

All I know is I'm sick of the lies and sick of worrying about him...

0:56:520:56:56

-But you love him.

-Yeah.

0:56:560:56:58

That never changes.

0:56:580:57:00

I wish it did...

0:57:000:57:03

-And fix your hair, it looks a mess.

-All right, thank you.

0:57:030:57:06

-This should really be a happy time, shouldn't it?

-Life's never that simple.

0:57:060:57:12

Fact is, Sy, you've got a daughter.

0:57:120:57:13

-I've got a niece. You're a dad!

-DOORBELL

0:57:130:57:16

I'll get it.

0:57:160:57:18

Yeah, I know that, Tambo.

0:57:180:57:20

Yeah, and dads fix things, Sy, they don't sit around feeling sorry for themselves.

0:57:200:57:24

Dad's going to fix this family, is he? Even though his wife and son are somewhere in Pakistan

0:57:240:57:28

-and no-one has any idea when they'll be back?

-I will fix my family, yeah.

0:57:280:57:32

-Sorry, Dad. I didn't mean...

-And wherever Kamil is, I know his mother's looking after him.

0:57:320:57:37

-So I try not to worry.

-I'll get you some tea.

0:57:370:57:41

-I wasn't having a go.

-S'all right.

-I know! Why don't we have lunch?

0:57:410:57:45

We don't have to be at the restaurant till later in the afternoon. I'll call Amira.

0:57:450:57:49

Stop. I just...I can't do this.

0:57:510:57:54

Of course you can, with me by your side.

0:57:540:57:55

-Please, let's just get out of here, OK?

-You need to calm down.

0:57:550:57:59

Take deep breaths. Here, swallow these.

0:57:590:58:03

-I need some water.

-No, you don't. Take it.

0:58:030:58:06

To be so afraid of facing my own children.

0:58:130:58:15

It's Masood we should be concerned about, not the children.

0:58:150:58:19

I wish we'd never come back.

0:58:190:58:21

The sooner we face everyone, the sooner we can finish

0:58:210:58:24

with all of this and then we can start our new life in Pakistan.

0:58:240:58:28

Yes?

0:58:280:58:30

-Amira!

-What?

0:58:340:58:38

-That's Amira! Syed's wife.

-What would she be doing in Walford?

0:58:380:58:41

Don't be silly.

0:58:410:58:43

-No, that is her. I'm sure.

-Come on.

0:58:430:58:45

I'll take you to the cafe. You need a drink to calm down.

0:58:450:58:48

We don't want your family to see you like this.

0:58:480:58:51

You'd think someone would be here by now.

0:58:590:59:02

Too early. They'll be here, don't you worry.

0:59:020:59:05

And that's your amazing business brain clicking into action, is it?

0:59:050:59:08

"Don't you worry". What are you wearing?

0:59:080:59:12

New shirt and tie.

0:59:120:59:14

From his granddaughter. It's nice, innit?

0:59:140:59:15

-I'm off.

-Where are you going?

0:59:170:59:19

I'm going to make it happen, Billy.

0:59:190:59:21

Because that is what successful business people do.

0:59:210:59:23

What if they all start turning up?

0:59:230:59:26

Oh... Use your initiative.

0:59:260:59:28

Right...

0:59:280:59:30

I will.

0:59:300:59:31

Oh, yes...

0:59:340:59:37

You look like a happy fella.

0:59:370:59:40

I've loved Pat all my life...

0:59:400:59:42

From afar, of course.

0:59:420:59:45

Can't quite believe it's finally happened for me.

0:59:450:59:47

-Sorry.

-Don't be.

0:59:490:59:52

Nice to see a fella find his soulmate.

0:59:520:59:54

-All we need to do now is fix you up with the woman of your dreams.

-No, no, I've done with all that.

0:59:541:00:00

Just give me my rum, music, and I'm a happy man.

1:00:001:00:03

-Bit of sunshine'd be nice, though, eh?

-That too, yes, man. Sunshine.

1:00:031:00:07

Blue sky, and a gentle breeze down my back...

1:00:071:00:10

You know, I might book a trip to the Caribbean.

1:00:101:00:14

You won the lottery?

1:00:141:00:16

-Did a bit of business. Commission.

-What kind of business?

1:00:161:00:20

You own property, right? If you ever need money quick, you come to me and I'll see you right.

1:00:201:00:25

How can you manage that?

1:00:251:00:26

I pass all your details to the right person.

1:00:261:00:29

Then, when the deal goes through, I'm in for some nice commission.

1:00:291:00:32

-I'm splitting this one down the middle with Pat, of course.

-What kind of deal is this?

1:00:321:00:37

Personal loan. All above board and honest. No questions asked.

1:00:371:00:41

-Satisfaction guaranteed.

-Norman?

1:00:411:00:44

Another coffee, please.

1:00:441:00:45

-One tea.

-Thank you.

1:00:561:00:58

What about yours?

1:00:581:01:00

I've something to do at the surgery.

1:01:001:01:02

You're not going to leave me, are you?

1:01:021:01:04

-Five minutes.

-You all right?

1:01:041:01:07

Yes. Thank you. Just tired, you know.

1:01:071:01:09

-Well, it's a long journey, isn't it?

-Yeah.

1:01:091:01:12

You see? Everyone knows your business, and no-one's going to make it easy for you.

1:01:121:01:17

-What, you think that was a...?

-A criticism, yes.

1:01:171:01:20

What else? You sit tight. Don't move.

1:01:201:01:22

I won't be long.

1:01:221:01:24

No, no, Pat.

1:01:291:01:31

I'm coming round straight away.

1:01:311:01:33

I'm just letting Daddy know we're here.

1:01:351:01:37

Doctor Khan.

1:01:431:01:45

What do you think you're doing here?

1:01:451:01:47

We're trying to sort things out, me and Syed.

1:01:471:01:50

But there is no you and Syed.

1:01:501:01:52

But I'm texting him right now.

1:01:521:01:56

Why didn't you return my solicitor's phone calls?

1:01:561:02:00

It was very kind of you, but really it's something me and Syed can sort out.

1:02:001:02:05

Let me explain. They don't want you here.

1:02:051:02:08

But... Syed and I are talking, he's met Yasmin.

1:02:081:02:12

You really don't know how miserable your life will be, or hers,

1:02:121:02:16

if you don't take my advice. OK?

1:02:161:02:19

Good. So our business is done.

1:02:211:02:24

You only took them days off cos Dr Khan wasn't here.

1:02:331:02:37

It was my right! I was owed it.

1:02:371:02:39

I told you not to bring them files home but you never listen.

1:02:391:02:42

It's so busy at the surgery all the time. The telephone's going...

1:02:421:02:47

Oh, why did Dr Khan have to come home today?

1:02:471:02:49

-You're like the foolish virgin, you are, you ain't got no oil in your lamp.

-Oh, very Christian.

1:02:491:02:54

You just stand there, don't worry about helping me, will you?

1:02:541:02:59

Did I say I wouldn't help you?

1:02:591:03:01

Now, you get them into piles and we'll take 'em over the surgery

1:03:011:03:06

and I shall file 'em and I shall bring order to chaos.

1:03:061:03:12

Come on, chop-chop, faster.

1:03:121:03:14

I'm not that bothered, it's just you did say you'd come.

1:03:141:03:17

-I said I'd try.

-OK. Fine. No big deal. It's up to you.

1:03:171:03:22

-I'm due in town anyway.

-Yeah, good. Great. Off you go.

1:03:221:03:26

Hang on, I'm sorry. What can I do? If I could I would.

1:03:261:03:28

Anyway, I've got clients waiting. I've got deals to be done...

1:03:281:03:32

-Good luck.

-I won't need it.

1:03:321:03:35

-There you go.

-Cheers, Bill.

1:03:501:03:52

To celebrate your umpteenth engagement.

1:03:521:03:54

Who knows, registry office might finally give me a discount, I might even get it right this time.

1:03:541:03:59

-Whoa! Do you mind?

-No. Billy, what are all these losers doing here?

1:03:591:04:03

I used me initiative, didn't I? Get the place buzzing.

1:04:031:04:06

-Yeah, because Ian's really likely to buy a penthouse, isn't he?

-I might.

1:04:061:04:11

Ian...I was wondering if you've done our rent contract?

1:04:111:04:15

You haven't moved into his fleapit, have you? He'll have done you over the second he saw you.

1:04:151:04:20

She's joking.

1:04:201:04:22

Billy. Get...rid.

1:04:221:04:26

I can't do that!

1:04:261:04:28

Excuse me!

1:04:281:04:30

Please can I have your attention?

1:04:301:04:32

My idiot caretaker seems to have made a bit of an idiot mistake.

1:04:321:04:36

He ain't a caretaker.

1:04:361:04:38

If you could please get your snout out of the trough,

1:04:381:04:41

and leave. Thank you.

1:04:411:04:44

Everyone's laughing at you.

1:04:441:04:46

Tragic, eh? You're the local joke, you are.

1:04:461:04:49

Well, not quite as funny as your old granddad in a disgusting shirt

1:04:491:04:54

and a 50p tie.

1:04:541:04:56

Um, Pat, yesterday you were talking about some financial advisor.

1:05:021:05:08

Tell me about it now, man.

1:05:081:05:10

There's nothing to tell. I had a problem, now I haven't.

1:05:101:05:13

And the answer to this problem. It was Norman, wasn't it?

1:05:131:05:16

Well, Pat, tell me you didn't fall for it.

1:05:161:05:21

Tell me you didn't take out a loan against this house.

1:05:211:05:24

My son, Simon, needed money.

1:05:241:05:27

-I knew it!

-But it's a good deal. They're not loan sharks.

1:05:271:05:30

He told me, for every idiot he introduces to this scam, he makes a whole heap of money!

1:05:301:05:36

Which he's splitting with me. It's not a scam. And I'm not an idiot.

1:05:361:05:39

But an instant loan, no questions asked? Come on, it's got to be fishy.

1:05:391:05:43

-You don't know that.

-Pat, listen to me - all these instant loan places,

1:05:431:05:48

as soon as you miss a payment, as soon as you default, they cash in.

1:05:481:05:54

I bet you took his word for it and signed on the dotted line.

1:05:541:05:58

There you go again, mistaking me for some a gullible old fool.

1:05:581:06:03

Bye, Patrick.

1:06:031:06:04

-Pat...

-Bye!

1:06:041:06:06

He's nearly asleep.

1:06:171:06:20

Be a shame to wake him.

1:06:201:06:22

Are you ready?

1:06:221:06:24

No.

1:06:251:06:27

Remember, you have me.

1:06:271:06:30

I'll look after you.

1:06:301:06:32

I'm sure Kamil won't mind if his little niece shares this.

1:06:371:06:41

-Hello...

-Mum!

-Dad!

1:06:411:06:45

Hello, darling.

1:06:451:06:48

So you're back, finally.

1:06:501:06:53

-Yes.

-Why didn't you phone?

-We tried to.

1:06:531:06:55

-Phone lines aren't always reliable.

-And we tried to call.

1:06:551:06:59

-We tried both your mobiles every day.

-I'd lost mine...

-Sorry, time just sped by,

1:06:591:07:02

reception was terrible, you know how it is.

1:07:021:07:05

We were really worried about you. Are you OK? Where's Kamil?

1:07:051:07:08

He's sleeping. I'll take him up to his room shortly.

1:07:081:07:12

We thought you'd, like, fallen off the edge of the world or something.

1:07:121:07:14

-I'm so sorry.

-You don't have to apologise, Zainab.

1:07:141:07:17

You know your mother wasn't well, she needed a break.

1:07:171:07:21

Well, how is everyone?

1:07:231:07:25

Everything all right?

1:07:251:07:27

We've got loads to tell you.

1:07:301:07:32

OK, well, tell me.

1:07:321:07:34

Have you needed me?

1:07:371:07:39

Is everyone well?

1:07:391:07:41

Tell her.

1:07:411:07:43

Amira had a baby.

1:07:471:07:48

I'm a dad.

1:07:501:07:52

What?!

1:07:531:07:55

You've got a granddaughter.

1:07:551:07:57

So much for a private enterprise.

1:08:081:08:10

Not one single, solitary, solvent...

1:08:101:08:14

Sucker?

1:08:141:08:16

Thank you. So that's your entire input for the day, is it?

1:08:161:08:19

-It's not my fault your contacts didn't come.

-No?

1:08:191:08:21

Did you actually send the invitations out, Billy?

1:08:211:08:24

WOLF-WHISTLE

1:08:241:08:26

What's going on?

1:08:271:08:29

-I don't get it.

-It's nothing to do with me.

1:08:371:08:40

But it's obviously working.

1:08:441:08:47

Hi.

1:08:471:08:48

Hiya. Come through.

1:08:481:08:50

John!

1:08:501:08:51

Lovely to see you. Hi, come in.

1:08:511:08:54

Mariott Holdings. Show time, Billy! Smile.

1:08:541:08:57

Me, a grandmother!

1:09:051:09:06

I can't believe it.

1:09:061:09:08

Oh, Yusef, isn't it amazing?

1:09:081:09:11

She really is lovely, Mum.

1:09:131:09:15

I can't wait to see her. So, when can I see her?

1:09:151:09:18

Amira's bringing her over for lunch. So, not long now.

1:09:181:09:21

-So, how was the holiday.

-Oh, who cares?

1:09:211:09:23

A holiday is a holiday. Where's my grandchild?

1:09:231:09:26

Have a look under you bed, Tiff, I dunno where it is.

1:09:291:09:32

You and Norman can have your tea after everyone else, give you some peace and quiet.

1:09:341:09:38

-I dunno what we're doing.

-You're not going out again, are you?

1:09:381:09:41

You're s'posed to be taking it easy.

1:09:411:09:43

Yeah.

1:09:431:09:44

What's the matter, Pat? You all right?

1:09:461:09:48

Nothing. Just leave me alone.

1:09:481:09:50

Oh. Charming(!)

1:09:501:09:53

Sometimes you just want your own company.

1:09:531:09:55

That's a nice thought when you've just met a new fella.

1:09:551:09:58

Please, Carol!

1:09:581:10:00

OK, all right.

1:10:001:10:01

Tell you what, that Norman needs a medal

1:10:011:10:04

if he's going to take you on.

1:10:041:10:06

Oh...

1:10:111:10:12

Sorry.

1:10:161:10:17

All right, Tam?

1:10:171:10:19

Sorry, Christian. I was, um...

1:10:191:10:21

Sorry. Sorry.

1:10:211:10:24

-Stop apologising, will ya?

-No. I mean, yeah.

1:10:241:10:28

They're just... They're just in case... Um...

1:10:281:10:31

Yasmin. You can say her name, you know. I'm not going to turn into the Hulk.

1:10:311:10:35

Right. Yeah, it's just a family meal.

1:10:351:10:38

-Dinner. Well, it's lunch. So I just got some cake.

-Good.

1:10:381:10:41

-Everyone's together.

-Mum's back.

1:10:411:10:44

-Yeah.

-Right.

-And she's not seen Yasmin yet.

1:10:441:10:47

So we're all excited to see her with...

1:10:471:10:50

-I better get back.

-Tam...

1:10:501:10:52

this might sound like a stupid question, but...

1:10:521:10:55

Syed is...all right?

1:10:551:10:58

He's happy. Yeah. I think he wishes you were there.

1:10:581:11:02

J for James.

1:11:091:11:11

Comes after I for Incompetence.

1:11:111:11:14

I do know my alphabet, thank you, Dot.

1:11:141:11:16

And here is Jones. That comes after...

1:11:161:11:18

Oh, my word.

1:11:201:11:22

-What?

-These test results have been lying here for two weeks.

1:11:221:11:25

You never did nothing with them.

1:11:251:11:26

Give them to me.

1:11:261:11:28

The locum never even saw them.

1:11:281:11:30

-Dr Khan'll see it tomorrow.

-It's too late.

1:11:301:11:33

Alan Jones.

1:11:331:11:35

Oh, he's a lovely man. He's a member of my church.

1:11:351:11:38

His funeral...is tomorrow.

1:11:381:11:41

Hey.

1:11:471:11:48

Hey.

1:11:491:11:51

Battery was down again.

1:11:511:11:52

Maybe you should get a new one.

1:11:541:11:56

It'd help if I plugged it in sometime.

1:11:561:11:58

So good night with Roxy?

1:12:061:12:09

Yeah, exhausting.

1:12:091:12:10

-Hard work, having fun.

-She seems to manage it.

1:12:111:12:15

Yeah. She does.

1:12:151:12:16

-TOGETHER:

-Look, Sy.

-Look, Christian.

1:12:171:12:20

Sy, you've got a daughter.

1:12:241:12:26

I can't begin to imagine what that feels like.

1:12:261:12:30

I saw Tam earlier and...

1:12:311:12:33

..he seemed so happy.

1:12:341:12:36

You know, all the family together.

1:12:381:12:40

Got me thinking, that must be a part of what you're feeling right now.

1:12:401:12:45

I know I've treated you really badly...

1:12:451:12:47

I'm not going to ruin what you've got.

1:12:471:12:51

I'm not going to keep trying to make you choose.

1:12:511:12:54

I miss you.

1:12:551:12:56

I'm taking a step back.

1:12:561:12:58

-Christian, no.

-So...

1:12:581:13:00

you go and spend the day with your little girl.

1:13:001:13:04

And then you come home to me.

1:13:041:13:06

Thank you.

1:13:171:13:18

You see these people on TV and think "I wouldn't fall for that."

1:13:201:13:24

-Pat...

-But I did, didn't I? With a little help from a friend.

1:13:241:13:28

All you have to do is keep up the re-payments. It'll be fine.

1:13:281:13:32

And if I miss one, I've had it.

1:13:321:13:35

They don't care about my repayments.

1:13:351:13:37

They're going to get their money back by selling this house!

1:13:371:13:40

My house!

1:13:401:13:42

You needed cash for your son. I was trying to help.

1:13:421:13:44

Some help! You're just like Frank, aren't you? Just like him!

1:13:441:13:49

-No, no, Pat.

-Except he wasn't a well-meaning moron.

1:13:491:13:51

You're over-reacting!

1:13:511:13:52

At least some of his schemes stood a chance of success.

1:13:521:13:56

-This one, forget it!

-I'll bring your share of the commission. That'll make you feel better.

1:13:561:14:01

Write a cheque and post it.

1:14:011:14:03

I'll give you my share.

1:14:031:14:04

Please, Pat, don't do this to me, please.

1:14:041:14:07

-You know how I feel about you.

-But this isn't about YOU, is it?!

1:14:071:14:11

I don't care if it's one-sided.

1:14:111:14:14

I don't mind if you don't feel the same way.

1:14:141:14:16

I'm sorry, but I mind.

1:14:161:14:19

Pat.

1:14:191:14:21

Please. Please, Pat.

1:14:211:14:23

You're weak, and I don't need a weak man.

1:14:241:14:28

Goodbye.

1:14:301:14:31

I never want to see your face again.

1:14:321:14:34

SHE SIGHS

1:14:571:14:59

That's the sunset on Karachi beach...

1:14:591:15:03

How do you feel about Amira now?

1:15:031:15:05

-Are you getting on?

-Yeah.

1:15:051:15:08

She's a good mother.

1:15:081:15:10

Almost as good as mine.

1:15:101:15:12

Thank you.

1:15:141:15:15

SHE CLEARS THROAT

1:15:171:15:18

And how does Amira feel about me now?

1:15:181:15:21

How should she feel? What do you mean?

1:15:211:15:24

What if she's realised I knew about you and Christian but still let you marry?

1:15:241:15:28

Mum. I'm not going to tell her that.

1:15:281:15:31

Has she forgiven you?

1:15:321:15:34

As much as she can. It's Christian she can't forgive. She won't have anything to do with him.

1:15:341:15:39

MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

1:15:391:15:41

That's a shame.

1:15:411:15:43

It's Amira.

1:15:431:15:44

Dad, it's a happy occasion, yeah?

1:15:471:15:49

What, forget about all the worries of the last two weeks?

1:15:491:15:53

OK.

1:15:531:15:54

< Dad's here.

1:15:541:15:56

Masood.

1:16:041:16:06

How are you?

1:16:071:16:09

Zainab.

1:16:101:16:12

Mas.

1:16:121:16:14

Dhadeema.

1:16:151:16:16

Hello, Dhadaaji.

1:16:201:16:21

How's Kamil?

1:16:251:16:26

Um, he's fine.

1:16:261:16:28

He's sleeping in the bed. You can go see him if you...

1:16:281:16:31

-When he wakes up.

-OK.

1:16:311:16:33

I'm sorry that I... took him without saying anything.

1:16:351:16:38

Well...I knew you'd be back.

1:16:401:16:42

Someone had to step in and look after Zainab.

1:16:421:16:45

I was worried about her.

1:16:451:16:47

Well, you look much better now.

1:16:481:16:50

I feel much better. Thank you.

1:16:501:16:53

< Time to meet Miss Yasmin Masood!

1:16:531:16:57

Amira.

1:16:571:16:58

-Oh, my darling!

-Time to see your grandma, little one...

1:17:011:17:05

Oh, my Yasmin.

1:17:051:17:08

What a jewel.

1:17:081:17:10

Oh, she's so beautiful, Mas.

1:17:101:17:11

Yeah, I know.

1:17:111:17:14

Oh, come here.

1:17:141:17:16

You should be in there celebrating.

1:17:331:17:36

I'm thirsty.

1:17:371:17:38

After all, your daughter is Yasmin's auntie.

1:17:401:17:43

You should be there, part of our family's great happiness.

1:17:431:17:47

Thank you. I will.

1:17:491:17:50

Or is it too painful for you to see me and my family together?

1:17:511:17:56

There are...

1:17:591:18:01

some ties that we have...

1:18:011:18:04

Zainab and I, that...

1:18:041:18:07

that can never be broken.

1:18:071:18:09

Bonds so strong that they'll last forever.

1:18:101:18:14

Yasmin's just the latest,

1:18:161:18:18

maybe even the strongest, do you think?

1:18:181:18:20

Right.

1:18:391:18:41

There you go.

1:18:411:18:42

Ta.

1:18:421:18:43

The kids are all having their dinner.

1:18:461:18:48

I'm really sorry, you know. You two were really good together.

1:18:491:18:54

We were.

1:18:541:18:55

-So...why?

-Doesn't matter.

1:18:551:18:58

-Yes, it does. Come on, you can tell me.

-Nothing to tell.

1:18:581:19:02

No fool like an old fool.

1:19:051:19:07

-TELEVISION:

-'It's a little yellowish, I'd have said,

1:19:091:19:13

'which does influence bidders. That might deter a few people...'

1:19:131:19:18

I'll just see them to the taxi, Yusef.

1:19:181:19:20

Oh, my jacket. I'll just be a second.

1:19:201:19:22

Here we are.

1:19:281:19:29

Thanks.

1:19:291:19:31

A wonderful day for the family.

1:19:311:19:33

I hope you didn't mind me not taking your advice.

1:19:331:19:36

Please. It was wrong advice.

1:19:361:19:37

I thought the family were going to be hostile

1:19:371:19:40

but as it turned out, they were fine.

1:19:401:19:41

So...let's agree to forget our earlier conversation.

1:19:411:19:45

OK.

1:19:451:19:47

-I'm very glad. For you and for Yasmin.

-Thank you.

1:19:471:19:50

And as my daughter is Yasmin's auntie,

1:19:501:19:53

I hope you'll both come to see me as a sort of step-uncle.

1:19:531:19:56

I'm sure we will.

1:19:561:19:59

-Bye.

-Bye-bye.

1:20:031:20:05

-That was a nice day, and a pleasant girl.

-Yeah.

1:20:121:20:16

I don't think she picked up on your family's tensions.

1:20:161:20:19

Tensions? I thought everyone was very kind.

1:20:191:20:22

Yes, they put on a good show for Amira.

1:20:221:20:24

Apart from Masood, who was struggling to mask his anger.

1:20:241:20:27

Oh, right.

1:20:271:20:29

Now then, we should plan another get-together. Tell the family about Karachi.

1:20:291:20:33

-Yusef...

-The sooner the better. Let them get used to the idea, start planning.

1:20:331:20:37

Yusef.

1:20:371:20:38

I'm sorry, I...

1:20:381:20:40

I can't.

1:20:401:20:42

I can't possibly go to Karachi. Not now.

1:20:421:20:46

I have a grandchild.

1:20:461:20:47

Everything has changed.

1:20:471:20:50

She can come out and visit us.

1:20:501:20:52

Well, no. It's made me realise that...

1:20:521:20:55

Afia, God-willing, soon will also have a baby.

1:20:551:20:58

She can bring it up in Pakistan.

1:20:581:21:00

I'm offering a fresh start, for all of us.

1:21:001:21:04

Yes, but it's not all of us, is it?

1:21:041:21:06

I mean...what about Masood?

1:21:061:21:09

He's the Dhadaaji.

1:21:091:21:11

It was a lovely dream, Yusef, but...

1:21:121:21:15

I'm very sorry. I can't.

1:21:151:21:17

THEY TALK AND LAUGH QUIETLY

1:21:261:21:28

It's sort of grown up, isn't it, having our own place?

1:21:331:21:37

Yeah. Grown up.

1:21:371:21:38

What is it Roxy calls us? Girls about town.

1:21:381:21:41

Ladies...I've just been into the flat.

1:21:411:21:44

-In OUR flat?

-You're not allowed to do that.

1:21:441:21:46

-Yeah, check everything's all right. I got to tell you, the bathroom looks fantastic.

-Oh, thanks, Ian.

1:21:461:21:51

Amazing what a bit of TLC'll do.

1:21:511:21:53

Definitely worth an extra tenner.

1:21:531:21:56

-Oh, lovely.

-On the rent.

1:21:561:21:58

BOTH: You can't!

1:21:581:21:59

You were the ones that reminded me about the contract.

1:21:591:22:02

You are still getting a bargain.

1:22:021:22:04

Hey there, sexy.

1:22:061:22:08

Ah.

1:22:081:22:09

-How did you get on?

-Oh, you have no idea how well it went.

1:22:101:22:14

-The weirdest thing happened.

-Yeah?

1:22:141:22:16

My God, Michael, you're a genius!

1:22:161:22:19

You are...

1:22:191:22:20

..a weird freakshow?

1:22:201:22:23

MOBILE PHONE BEEPS So good...

1:22:231:22:25

It's Jack, I got to go and be a mummy. See you soon, sweetie.

1:22:251:22:28

See you, darling. Ta-ta.

1:22:281:22:30

There you go.

1:22:311:22:33

And what is that? HE LAUGHS

1:22:341:22:36

It's the invoice.

1:22:371:22:39

The bags, the mouse pads, the pens. Cost money, don't they?

1:22:391:22:42

Ain't cheap.

1:22:421:22:44

Two sad, single men. Both out in the cold, eh?

1:22:481:22:51

Sorry?

1:22:511:22:53

Syed playing happy families, back with his baby and his wife.

1:22:531:22:56

All of a bit sudden for me, this instant family.

1:22:571:23:00

I wonder why she's come back now, after a year?

1:23:001:23:03

-Because she wants Yasmin to know her father.

-Sure we'd all like that.

1:23:031:23:07

When you're a doctor,

1:23:071:23:08

you see so much of the bleak side of humanity.

1:23:081:23:11

The exploitation and the deceit.

1:23:111:23:14

Ignore me.

1:23:171:23:18

And why would she lie,

1:23:181:23:20

now that there's DNA testing to remove any doubt?

1:23:201:23:24

-There is no doubt. Syed's the father.

-Good. Good.

1:23:241:23:29

DISTANT SOFT THUD

1:23:441:23:45

-I'd thought you'd left?

-Breakfast.

1:23:551:23:58

-Soldiers?

-You don't like soldiers?

1:24:021:24:06

Not that kind.

1:24:061:24:08

Well, if you don't like them, don't eat them.

1:24:081:24:10

Aren't you staying?

1:24:101:24:13

No.

1:24:131:24:14

Well, that's very romantic(!) Thank you. Have a good day.

1:24:141:24:18

That came for you.

1:24:291:24:31

That was quick.

1:24:311:24:33

Had it made for Yasmin.

1:24:331:24:36

Young Man And The Snake.

1:24:381:24:40

How apt.

1:24:401:24:42

What do you think?

1:24:421:24:43

Well, I think...

1:24:461:24:49

I won't be reading her much from that.

1:24:491:24:52

We'll get books in English, too.

1:24:521:24:54

-When things settle down a bit.

-Sure.

1:24:541:24:57

Say ball. Ball.

1:24:591:25:02

Ball.

1:25:021:25:03

So, I was thinking just a candle and a cake.

1:25:081:25:11

It's her first birthday, we have to celebrate it properly!

1:25:111:25:15

My granddaughter deserves the best.

1:25:151:25:17

Well, there is this Princess Palace, where they dress the babies up as princesses and take their photos.

1:25:181:25:23

Or we could just celebrate it here. Monday.

1:25:231:25:27

Come on, I'll cook, I'll organise everything. You won't have to do a thing, just turn up.

1:25:271:25:31

OK, but let's keep it small.

1:25:311:25:34

Yasmin might get upset by any strangers.

1:25:341:25:36

-Absolutely. Strictly family. No outsiders.

-Sounds perfect.

1:25:381:25:43

Thank you, Zainab.

1:25:431:25:45

You are still my daughter-in-law and I will do everything I can to help you.

1:25:461:25:51

Now, what are you doing for the rest of today?

1:25:511:25:53

-That one's five.

-Cheers.

-All right, thank you.

1:25:551:25:59

-All the magazines.

-Even the gossip ones?

1:26:041:26:07

-Even the gossip ones, Poppy.

-Oh, agreed.

-Two hot waters.

1:26:071:26:11

-Thank you.

-Ta.

1:26:111:26:12

And the expensive Chardonnay.

1:26:131:26:15

-The one with the medal on the label?

-The one with the medal on the label.

1:26:151:26:19

Right, agreed.

1:26:191:26:22

Half-head highlights, instead of full?

1:26:221:26:24

Do you remember what happened last time I got half-head?

1:26:241:26:26

-Afghan hound.

-Afghan hound, Poppy.

1:26:261:26:28

-Not agreed?

-Definitely not agreed. We are beauty professionals. Appearance is everything.

1:26:281:26:33

-It's not easy saving money when you have to look good.

-No, Poppy, it's not.

1:26:331:26:38

-What do you think?

-What?

1:26:561:26:58

It's a little morbid for a doctor's surgery.

1:26:581:27:01

I phoned in sick, so I could go to the funeral.

1:27:011:27:04

See if I could find out why Mr Jones died.

1:27:041:27:08

If it was my fault.

1:27:081:27:10

-You can't go to the funeral.

-Why not?

1:27:101:27:13

Because it is for family and church members only.

1:27:131:27:17

Perhaps I could go as your plus-one.

1:27:171:27:19

When a man's body is being committed to the earth in hope of eternal life, there is no plus-one.

1:27:191:27:26

Perhaps you could ask around and see if you hear anything.

1:27:261:27:29

Certainly not.

1:27:291:27:31

Well, if you do hear anything, at least you could let me know.

1:27:311:27:34

-Still not enough.

-What?!

1:27:461:27:48

Even without treats, holidays and no new clothes until after Christmas?

1:27:481:27:53

Right, well...maybe if we say to Mr Beale that we can't pay the rent now cos it's too high...

1:27:531:28:01

he'll understand

1:28:011:28:02

-Or we could think of something else.

-Think of something else.

1:28:021:28:05

If you girls need a place to crash, there's a spare room at ours.

1:28:051:28:08

-That would be great...

-No, thanks.

-Don't worry, I'll give the place a proper clean.

1:28:081:28:13

How would it look if Darren came back and I was living with you?

1:28:131:28:16

-It'd be fine. We're only sharing a house.

-No, Anthony, not fine.

1:28:161:28:20

Darren went with Lauren Branning cos of you and me and what he thought he saw.

1:28:201:28:24

-I'm not being funny, Jode, but saw what?

-Us at the hospital.

1:28:241:28:28

So, no, Anthony, not fine.

1:28:281:28:31

I've got to go to work.

1:28:311:28:33

She's a little bit stressed.

1:28:351:28:37

You all right?

1:28:501:28:52

Didn't know you were shaving.

1:28:521:28:54

-It's not for me.

-Who's it for, your boyfriend?

1:28:541:28:57

Grow up.

1:28:591:29:00

Want to try walking around people, not through them.

1:29:011:29:04

Nice manners. What, did they teach you that in juvie?

1:29:041:29:08

Knock-knock.

1:29:191:29:20

I've got you coffee.

1:29:341:29:36

Well, can't a boss be nice to her staff?

1:29:361:29:39

I didn't know how you take it so I got you one without sugar

1:29:391:29:42

and I know someone's got a sweet tooth so three sugars and some buns.

1:29:421:29:47

Oh!

1:29:471:29:48

Enjoy.

1:29:481:29:50

-Erm, was there any more post?

-No, no. Just bills.

1:29:531:29:57

-She is up to something.

-Maybe she's just being nice.

1:30:031:30:06

Why would Janine be nice?

1:30:061:30:08

Cos she's rich and happy and got a new boyfriend.

1:30:081:30:11

I don't trust that Michael an' all. Not after what he did with Roxy.

1:30:111:30:14

-Well, maybe it's all right this time. You know, maybe that's what love does to you.

-What?!

1:30:141:30:19

Heather, would you mind... popping over to my place later?

1:30:191:30:25

Just to give it a bit of a quick clean. Not much. Just the dishes,

1:30:251:30:29

a hoover, maybe some windows... and the loo.

1:30:291:30:34

-What about my other jobs?

-You've got to do those too, obviously.

1:30:341:30:39

Told ya!

1:30:391:30:40

Yeah, I know, it's really short notice

1:30:411:30:44

but is there any way you could do Monday at ten, instead?

1:30:441:30:49

You can? I'll see you then.

1:30:491:30:51

Sorry about earlier. My head, it's just...all over the place.

1:30:561:31:01

But I've cancelled my appointments for the rest of the day, so...

1:31:031:31:07

if you want me, I'm yours for the next 24 hours.

1:31:071:31:11

There's an offer I can't refuse.

1:31:111:31:13

So, a whole 24 hours together.

1:31:151:31:20

DOORBELL RINGS

1:31:201:31:22

-Ignore it, please.

-We can't.

1:31:221:31:26

-I'll get rid of them.

-Promise?

-Yeah.

1:31:261:31:28

-Mum.

-Syed. Good news...

1:31:321:31:36

Really?

1:31:361:31:37

Amira has brought Yasmin over. So, I thought we could spend some time together. What do you think?

1:31:371:31:42

What, now?

1:31:421:31:43

Yes, now. You do want to spend time with your child?

1:31:431:31:46

Mum, I have been spending time with her.

1:31:461:31:48

You've missed the first year of her life, Syed!

1:31:481:31:50

It's all right. You go on. It's more important.

1:31:531:31:57

SHE READS BOOK TITLE

1:32:001:32:02

I had it made specially for Yasmin.

1:32:041:32:07

You know that this was your favourite story.

1:32:071:32:09

When you were little, I had to read it to you every night or you wouldn't go to sleep.

1:32:091:32:13

If I missed even the tiniest bit, you'd make me start all over again.

1:32:131:32:17

-(Go on. Ask her.

-OK.)

1:32:211:32:24

Yes?

1:32:241:32:26

-Er, you know you're in charge and make all the important decisions now...

-What do you want?

1:32:261:32:30

We were wondering if we could have extra shifts.

1:32:301:32:33

-Or maybe work late evenings.

-Extra shifts and late evenings, sounds good...

1:32:331:32:37

Considering how we're rushed off our feet(!)

1:32:371:32:40

-You're being sarcastic?

-Yes, I am being sarcastic.

1:32:411:32:45

We'd even do Lola's work.

1:32:501:32:53

What do you two want extra work for?

1:32:531:32:55

Ian's raised our rent.

1:32:551:32:57

What a surprise(!) Has he fixed your dodgy toilet yet?

1:32:571:33:00

No. We told him it kept blocking and he gave us this thing.

1:33:001:33:03

And the window doesn't shut properly.

1:33:031:33:05

-OK, so refuse the rent increase.

-Can we do that?

1:33:051:33:09

Tell him you're really unhappy with the flat

1:33:091:33:12

and you're not prepared to pay a penny extra until it's all fixed.

1:33:121:33:15

-Great.

-Thanks.

-That's brilliant.

1:33:151:33:18

Zainab phoned me with the good news.

1:33:221:33:25

Her and Syed are spending the day with Amira and his baby daughter.

1:33:251:33:28

I'm really not in the mood.

1:33:281:33:30

I don't blame you for being angry.

1:33:311:33:34

In fact I think you've handled this all very well.

1:33:341:33:36

Better than I would.

1:33:361:33:38

If someone threatened my relationship,

1:33:391:33:41

tried to come between me and the person I love, I'd fight back.

1:33:411:33:46

There's not an awful lot I can do.

1:33:481:33:51

If it was me...

1:33:511:33:53

I'd start by seeing if Amira was telling the truth.

1:33:531:33:56

Could I have a coffee, please?

1:34:021:34:05

-What are you doing here?

-Erm, Janine asked me to clean up.

1:34:131:34:18

All right?

1:34:291:34:31

What do you want?

1:34:321:34:33

-Just brought you this.

-That supposed to make up for everything, is it?

1:34:331:34:37

-I was just trying to help.

-No, I don't think you were, mate.

1:34:371:34:40

And stop buying me stuff.

1:34:401:34:42

I thought you'd like it.

1:34:421:34:44

I'm 39, Ben, and you're 15.

1:34:441:34:46

-It's inappropriate.

-It's just aftershave.

1:34:461:34:49

Get over yourself!

1:34:491:34:51

So we're clear?

1:34:561:34:57

Yeah. I-I-I won't tell anyone I saw you here.

1:34:581:35:01

Especially...?

1:35:031:35:05

-Especially Janine.

-Yeah. Well done.

1:35:051:35:08

You going to do some cleaning, then?

1:35:111:35:14

Yeah...yeah.

1:35:141:35:17

You all right?

1:35:251:35:26

You dropped this in the bin outside the gym.

1:35:281:35:31

-Isn't Mr Universe is a bit old for you?

-Don't you think you should mind your own business?

1:35:331:35:38

But when you're 20, he's going to be all old and wrinkly.

1:35:381:35:41

You'll have to take him in a wheelchair to the bingo hall.

1:35:411:35:44

Look, I've got something to cheer you up.

1:35:461:35:49

Look.

1:35:491:35:50

-Where d'you half inch them from?

-Why does everyone think I'm a thief?

1:35:521:35:56

I didn't nick them, I got them from a friend.

1:35:561:35:58

He might have nicked them, though.

1:35:581:36:01

Come on, then.

1:36:011:36:03

Coming?

1:36:041:36:05

PHONE RINGS

1:36:171:36:19

Why don't you two take Yasmin for a walk?

1:36:301:36:32

Help get her off to sleep.

1:36:321:36:34

-Well, aren't you coming?

-I've got to check on Kamil.

1:36:341:36:37

Make sure Tamwar hasn't fed him his bodyweight in chocolate.

1:36:371:36:40

Yeah, well, I'll see you at the flat later, OK?

1:36:401:36:43

-I'm done now, so I'm heading off.

-I thought you were ill.

1:36:481:36:53

-Well, I felt better, so I thought I'd just come in and do a few things.

-Well, I'll see you tomorrow.

1:36:531:36:58

-Was there anything else?

-No, nothing.

1:37:011:37:04

Well, actually, I was wondering if you'd heard anything about how Alan Jones died?

1:37:071:37:12

You know I'm bound by patient-doctor confidentiality?

1:37:121:37:15

-Even when they're dead?

-Yes. Even after they're dead.

1:37:151:37:19

-Have you got a minute?

-Of course, come in.

1:37:191:37:22

I wouldn't worry about Mr Jones.

1:37:271:37:29

I need to know if Amira's lying about Yasmin.

1:37:311:37:34

I want a DNA test.

1:37:361:37:37

OK, let's go.

1:37:481:37:49

What do you think about a new dress for the party?

1:37:511:37:53

-Yeah, it'd be nice to get Yasmin something new.

-No, for me.

1:37:531:37:56

It's Yasmin's first birthday, I want to look my best.

1:37:561:37:58

I wouldn't worry, it's only family.

1:37:581:38:00

It's a slippery slope from thinking "it's just family" to popping to the shops in a tracksuit.

1:38:001:38:05

There's no danger of that happening.

1:38:051:38:07

Half price mani/pedis! I should get that for the party.

1:38:071:38:11

Why don't you go now? I'll look after Yasmin.

1:38:111:38:13

She'll be fine. If there's a problem, I know where you are.

1:38:131:38:16

-You sure you don't mind?

-Of course not. Go on.

1:38:161:38:19

See you soon, darling.

1:38:191:38:21

-All right?

-Hiya.

1:38:251:38:28

Syed can never find out about this.

1:38:291:38:31

-Absolutely.

-I mean it. I've been there before with Roxy and Sean, and it ended in tears.

1:38:321:38:38

This is strictly between us.

1:38:381:38:39

You can't lose here.

1:38:391:38:42

If it turns out Yasmin is Syed's daughter,

1:38:421:38:45

then no-one need know we ever did this.

1:38:451:38:48

And if she's not...

1:38:481:38:50

then Syed's the victim of a terrible lie

1:38:501:38:52

and he'll thank you for uncovering the truth.

1:38:521:38:55

-I'll be in touch.

-I'll have everything ready.

1:38:591:39:02

The window still isn't fixed. And when we put on the television,

1:39:061:39:11

-kettle, hairdryer...

-And the straighteners.

1:39:111:39:13

..and the straighteners, the fuses keep tripping.

1:39:131:39:16

-If we can't have the hairdryer AND straighteners on...

-We look a mess.

1:39:161:39:19

-And we can't look a mess cos we're beauty professionals.

-Don't put the television on, then.

1:39:191:39:23

-That's not the point.

-I tell you what, if there is one, do you think you could get to it?

1:39:231:39:28

Er...cos of all these things, we don't think it's fair that... you've put up the rent.

1:39:281:39:34

And we're not going to pay it.

1:39:341:39:36

Right, well I can see you're obviously not happy with the flat.

1:39:381:39:42

-No, we're not.

-And I would hate to keep you in that hovel

1:39:421:39:46

for a moment longer than you want to so, er...

1:39:461:39:49

..there you are, there's your deposit back.

1:39:511:39:54

You...want us to move out?

1:39:541:39:56

Yeah. Today would be good.

1:39:561:39:59

Actually, I tell you what, make it this afternoon.

1:39:591:40:02

It's boiling, thanks.

1:40:041:40:05

Wait a second, Dorothy.

1:40:111:40:14

Oh! Hello, Reverend.

1:40:141:40:16

-Excuse me.

-What do you think you're doing here?

1:40:161:40:19

I'm paying my respects to Doctor Khan's patient.

1:40:191:40:22

You get the drinks and I'll get the seats.

1:40:221:40:24

Here, what do you think you're doing? Come back, Rose!

1:40:241:40:28

So, what's your excuse, then?

1:40:281:40:31

Can't go home, can I? In case I ruin Syed's happy family vibe with my flamboyant homosexuality.

1:40:311:40:37

Aw, I thought you were supposed to be the butch one.

1:40:371:40:39

Don't worry, he'll soon see through Amira.

1:40:391:40:43

I knew Mr Jones from the surgery. Such a nice man.

1:40:441:40:49

His death must have been a shock.

1:40:491:40:52

It was. He was so full of life. Right up to the very end.

1:40:521:40:56

Are you all right?

1:40:591:41:00

If there's anything on your mind, you can always tell me.

1:41:001:41:05

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.

1:41:121:41:15

Anything goes missing, just blame the care-home kid.

1:41:171:41:20

She's bound to be the tea leaf. It's almost worth it to see Billy's face when he thinks I'm in trouble.

1:41:201:41:25

-Just in case someone calls the Social Services.

-Poor Bill.

1:41:251:41:28

Yeah, well, it ain't easy being a grandparent, is it?

1:41:281:41:31

-You should ask Christian.

-Look, I get it, he's old.

1:41:311:41:34

How did you know I was, er...?

1:41:361:41:39

-No offence, but it's kind of obvious.

-Yeah, right(!)

1:41:391:41:41

Yes. Yes!

1:41:411:41:43

-And you shoot like you're gay.

-Now you sound like my dad.

1:41:431:41:46

-Why do you care what he thinks, anyway?

-Well, I don't. It's just...

1:41:461:41:51

I mean, I wasn't expecting a party or nothing, just didn't think he'd be this bad.

1:41:511:41:56

I found the one thing he's scared of. A gay son.

1:41:561:42:00

It ain't too late to change. How many girls have you slept with?

1:42:001:42:03

-I don't know.

-Come on, you must have some idea. 50? 10? 1?

1:42:041:42:08

If you ain't slept with any girls, how do know for sure you're gay?

1:42:091:42:13

If you ain't slept with any girls, how do you know you ain't?

1:42:131:42:17

-What you doing?!

-Just having a laugh.

1:42:171:42:19

-I thought we were friends.

-We are. Just being friendly.

1:42:191:42:24

Enjoying some baby-free time?

1:42:321:42:34

It's not about me enjoying myself. It's about Syed getting to know Yasmin.

1:42:341:42:38

-He really loves spending time with her, don't you think?

-Yeah, he does.

1:42:381:42:41

After all, he has only one daughter,

1:42:411:42:44

whereas London is filled with men like you.

1:42:441:42:47

I was supposed to call him in for his test results. And I forgot.

1:42:501:42:56

Twice.

1:42:561:42:57

I'm responsible.

1:42:571:42:59

I killed Mr Jones.

1:42:591:43:03

I'm a murderer.

1:43:031:43:05

I'd say it was more death by misadventure, than murder.

1:43:051:43:08

No, it's not funny.

1:43:081:43:10

-I could go to jail.

-I doubt that.

1:43:101:43:13

-Alan died from a bee sting, anaphylactic shock.

-Oh!

1:43:141:43:20

Oh, oh, that's brilliant news!

1:43:201:43:24

-Not brilliant that he died. I don't mean that.

-I know what you mean.

1:43:241:43:28

A marriage made in heaven.

1:43:311:43:33

-What did you say?

-He said your sister's pulled.

1:43:331:43:36

DOOR OPENS

1:43:381:43:40

Ah, Amira?

1:43:401:43:41

OK.

1:43:441:43:45

-What are you doing back?

-I live here.

1:43:481:43:51

You know you're not supposed to be near Yasmin, don't you?

1:43:511:43:54

-Syed, can you tell him, please?

-No.

1:43:541:43:56

We're going out in a few minutes, anyway. I told Amira we'd meet her in the park.

1:43:561:44:00

Can I hold her?

1:44:001:44:01

No. Syed!

1:44:021:44:05

It's OK, it's just for a couple of minutes.

1:44:051:44:08

-Can you mind her head, please?

-Hey!

1:44:081:44:11

She's gorgeous.

1:44:131:44:14

All right, we said we'd go to the park, Syed. Please, let's make a move, OK?

1:44:161:44:22

Hey, little one. Come on.

1:44:251:44:28

Let's go.

1:44:291:44:30

See you.

1:44:331:44:35

-Well, you really are gay, ain't you?

-I warned you.

1:44:571:45:02

We could always try it one more time. Maybe I could change your mind.

1:45:021:45:07

-Relax, I'm just joking. Maybe we should just be mates.

-Yeah.

1:45:071:45:12

Right, I'm starving. You hungry?

1:45:121:45:14

Got to be something in this fridge.

1:45:141:45:17

I got to tell you something.

1:45:171:45:19

Do you remember Duncan, you know, and how you fancied him?

1:45:201:45:25

You didn't?

1:45:251:45:26

-Oh, my... He's way out your league.

-Yeah, just a bit.

1:45:261:45:30

Sympathy snog?

1:45:301:45:32

-So you're not angry?

-As if.

1:45:321:45:35

MUSIC: "The A Team" by Ed Sheeran

1:45:391:45:42

Hi, Michael, it's just me again.

1:46:191:46:22

I was wondering if you wanted to go out later,

1:46:221:46:26

maybe just for something to eat.

1:46:261:46:29

Seeing as we missed breakfast.

1:46:291:46:31

Er, anyway, just... give me a call back. Bye.

1:46:311:46:36

Can I come in?

1:46:461:46:47

Yes.

1:46:481:46:49

I've got what you need.

1:46:561:46:58

You've made the right decision.

1:46:581:47:00

So it wasn't me that killed Mr Jones, after all.

1:47:081:47:12

Keep your voice down, Rose!

1:47:121:47:13

He suffocated.

1:47:131:47:15

Reverend Stevens said it's death by a humble bumble.

1:47:151:47:19

SHE GIGGLES

1:47:191:47:21

Don't you think it's time you went home?

1:47:211:47:23

I'm just beginning to enjoy myself.

1:47:231:47:25

Enjoy yourself? A funeral ain't a place to enjoy yourself.

1:47:251:47:28

-You know what I mean.

-Yes, getting drunk and throwing yourself at the vicar.

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I shan't be able to show my face at that church on account of your carrying on.

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Well, it was you who said I should raise my standards in men.

1:47:351:47:40

You can't get much higher than a man of God.

1:47:401:47:44

Oh, what blasphemy!

1:47:441:47:46

Gin and Italian vermouth with a cherry, for the lady.

1:47:461:47:49

-And can I get you a drink, Mrs Branning?

-Oh, no, thank you, Vicar.

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No, you know me, I never touch alcohol,

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except for medicinal purposes.

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And I think there's been enough drink flowing round here today.

1:47:571:48:01

Is that offer of a room still open?

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Well, only if that's what you want?

1:48:091:48:11

It's only one friend helping out another, innit? I'm sure you'd do same for me.

1:48:131:48:16

Someone get the drinks in.

1:48:181:48:20

That's a good idea. Why don't you get these lovely ladies a couple of glasses of wine?

1:48:201:48:24

Hi, Michael, it's me. I'm not sure if you're avoiding me.

1:48:291:48:33

It would be nice if actually returned one of my messages...

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Happy birthday.

1:48:571:48:59

How did you know it was today?

1:48:591:49:01

-If you like someone, you want to know all about them.

-D'you know, I'm beginning to think

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there's a romantic heart beating underneath this apron of yours.

1:49:051:49:09

Mmm, don't tell anyone. I've an extremely...

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bad reputation to uphold.

1:49:121:49:14

Now, sit while I tend to your every need.

1:49:171:49:21

-Oh, my every need?

-Oh, yeah.

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Before you get too excited, it's only a takeaway.

1:49:381:49:42

-What's all this in aid of?

-I wanted to make up for cancelling today.

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Look, Sy, just forget it.

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No...you did something really nice for me, it's the least I can do.

1:49:481:49:54

-I know all fathers say it, but isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

-Course she is.

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I don't want to tempt fate but, right now, it feels like I've got everything I could ever want.

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You and Yasmin.

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