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-Actually, I'll have two. -OK. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
All right, Shirl? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Not your usual brand. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
They're for Phil. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
He ain't wanted to see anyone for weeks. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Five weeks. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
And two days. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
Not that you're counting, though, right? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Can you take a break? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
-What? Now? Not more trouble? -No. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Breakfast. My treat. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
You've cooked breakfast? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
No, she burnt it. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
BEEPING Oh! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-Bunking off again? -He can go to school tomorrow, can't he? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Hold up, my birthday ain't till next week. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Tell you what, how about I buy you breakfast? My treat. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:17 | |
Thought you'd given up. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Given up? Didn't think you knew them words. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
-Oh, just get off my back, Dad, please. -Have I hit a sore spot? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Today of all days. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Lauren... | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
You ready? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
Um...yes. Just give me a minute. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Babe, come on. Traffic's going to be a nightmare. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
-This is important. -More important than your scan? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Abs has been trying to get through. We keep losing connection. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Here she is! Come sit down. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
-Hiya, Mum. Hiya, Dad. -Hello, darling. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Hello, darling. How's the trip? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
-Yeah, really...educational. -Yeah? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
Yeah. We're seeing lots of interesting places, | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
a load of old churches and houses... | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
And boys, and more boys. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Yeah, I was just calling to wish you luck. Not that you'll need it. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Course not. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Um...you're really OK, right? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
I'm fighting fit. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
Just going to get my coat, actually. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
She's really OK, isn't she? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Yeah. Course she is. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Where's Lauren? She's going too, right? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Yeah. When I can drag her away from the mirror. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
You know what your sister's like, worse than you. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-DOT: -Yes, that's right. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
That amount in that account. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Yes, that'll be all, thank you, for today. Bye-bye. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Put a bit aside, have you? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
I hope you have, cos your share of the electricity bill is due. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
That is what you should be spending your money on, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
not a new hair cut. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
It's for the wedding. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
Yes, well, it's still extravagant. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Mind you, makes you look a little less mutton dressed up as lamb. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:57 | |
Give us a break, Dot. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Tell that to the meter reader, | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
shall I? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Five stars the Sundays give this hotel. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
I give it three. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
That's being generous. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
I got some fags in my pocket. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
I'll palm them off to you later. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
You all right? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
"Yeah, how you doing, Shirl?" | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Look, I'm not having a pop. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I guessed that you needed some space. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
But that's history. This ain't. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
I've got a meeting later on with Ritchie. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
We still think the best bet is to get Ben in the witness box. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
I saw her myself yesterday. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
HE GROANS | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
She never said. What's happened? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
They've reduced my charge down to manslaughter. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Well, that's a start. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
And I'm pleading guilty. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
Hiya. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
I just wanted to say... | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Yeah, I know. Good luck. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
'Cept it's nothing to do with luck, is it? Either good news or it isn't. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
Don't know what else to say. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Nothing to say. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Like I said to Abs, I feel all right, the scan'll be all right. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
-And the results tomorrow will be all right. -Course they will. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
All that nonsense you've been spouting about missing treatments, | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-worrying about whether it'll make any difference. -I never said that. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
Been thinking it, though. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
You obviously have. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
Shall we make a move? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-Anyway... -Yep. I know. Good luck. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Don't even think about chasing after her. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
I'm not. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
She can't have it both ways. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Can't say she don't want to be part of this family | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
then suddenly decide she does. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
She's got to make a choice. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
She wants into this family or she don't. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
What? April the 1st come early or something? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Phil! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
Ritchie reckons we can do a deal. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
A what? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
If I cop a guilty plea, | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
I'm looking at eight, maybe ten, tops. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
This a wind-up or something? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
If I go to trial, I'm looking at 20, maybe even more. | 0:06:55 | 0:07:00 | |
That's not a deal. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
That's you rolling over. Giving in. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
What's happened? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
What's happened is, I've done the sums. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Ten years of this, or 20. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Who did that to you? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
Maybe even 25. I think that's what they call a no-brainer, don't you? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
So that's it. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
Visiting's over. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Thank you, sweetheart. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
-Hey! Look, it's Grandad. -Roxanne! So, how was the Caribbean? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
Well, Clacton was amazing. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
We were building sandcastles in a Force Nine. Can't beat it. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
I know what you need, what the doctor's ordered. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
I'm going to take Shenice to the park after school. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Tiff and Morgan are coming. We'll do a picnic, the full works. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
-Amy would love that. -That's what I was thinking. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-What time? I'll drop her off. -You not coming? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-No, I've got plans. -Plans, eh? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-Plans. -OK. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
What are you doing? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Don't creep up on me like that! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Dot's up to something. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
She's ain't the only one. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Her nose is out of joint because I came up with the Harley. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Now she is trying to do something for the wedding, to outdo me. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Is that all you got to think about? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Well, I'm not having it. It's my day. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Really? I thought it was Andrew's day. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Well, Andrew is my son! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
I've just seen my daughter Tanya. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
She's going for her scan today. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
It's Kimba time! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Come along. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
Dunno why I'm still doing this. With all that money sitting there... | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
No, darling, it's not just sitting there. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
It's earning interest, working. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Just like you. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
-That's it? She's gone? -Yep. And not coming back. After all she said about Mandy. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Why did she say it? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Cos she's a vicious, evil old cow. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
She weren't trying to put a move on you herself, was she? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
-She's Mandy's mum! -So? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
-No, that's mother and daughter, that's just sick, innit? -Kimba time? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
Yeah? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
-Look, she was just making mischief. -Yeah, because...? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
I don't know. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Some of the things she said, it made me think, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
you know what, here we go again. Cindy, Mel... | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-Jane? -Nah, Jane was different. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Yeah, well, I think so. And so does Bobby. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Hmm. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Yeah, Mandy's different. Don't care what her Mum said. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
-If Phil pleads guilty... -So it isn't a nightmare? I did hear him say that? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
..there won't be a trial. He'll get credit for remorse. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
-For something he didn't do. -A guilty plea means a reduced sentence. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
You're not listening, Ritchie. He shouldn't be being sentenced at all. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
Plead not guilty, he'll be in court for weeks, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
and if he's found guilty, we'll have nothing to bargain with | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
so he won't get out this side of his bus pass. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
If he pleads guilty, he'll be lucky to get out at all! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
I didn't know he'd been attacked, he never said anything to me. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
Listen to us. This is Phil Mitchell we're talking about, | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
getting attacked, holding his hands up... | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
This ain't real. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
I can try and get him moved somewhere. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Yeah? And how many times is he going to fall over on the way? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
We need to get Ben in that witness box, | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
get a brief that'll turn the screws on him and make him crumble. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
-Which is what you said before. -What? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
When you pressurised him into visiting Phil. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Put them together, Ben'll fold, no sweat, you said. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Only he didn't, did he? What if it's the same story in court? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
What if he really does turn out to be a chip off the old block? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
TEXT MESSAGE BEEPS | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
Are you allowed to use that in here? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Everyone else does. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
What if the machine blows up or something? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
All them dials suddenly start pointing north, I'll blame you. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
It's only work. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
It'll keep. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
If this is bad news... | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
-It ain't gonna be. -I know. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
-But if it is... -Tan, please. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
You could cope, couldn't you? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Ready for you now. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
See you in a bit. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
I think it's for Nick. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
So? A mother should look after her child. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
He was never a child. He was born a monster and stayed one. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:17 | |
Is this any of your business? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
You didn't see how much money she was putting away. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
And if it is for Nick, he's bleeding her dry. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
It's up to her what she wants to spend her money on. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
There are better things. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Like you, you mean? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
No. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
Mind you, that Harley did cost a bit. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
But it is paid for? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
Ain't it? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Hev. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
We're going down the florist. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Incredible. I said, "Hev," and you answered without moving your lips. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:54 | |
-Sorry, Shirl. We're running late. -I need you to do something. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Got a problem with your hearing? She told you, we're late. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Is something wrong? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Yeah. Very wrong. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
TEXT MESSAGE BEEPS | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Come to gloat, have you? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Just collecting a couple of final statements. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Dotting the "i"s, crossing the "t"s. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
-Putting the final nail in the coffin. -You heard about the change of plea? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
Phil's pleading guilty to something he didn't do, whatever Ben says. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
And you know that. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
-But if you can't get him one way, then... -Any which way will do? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
Never occurred to me. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
He'll be in good company, though, if that's any comfort. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Lots of career criminals get done for all sorts in the end. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
They got Al Capone on a dodgy tax return. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Don't even think about it. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
Ben! | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Listen, your dad's been beaten up. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Shirl can't tell you herself. She can't come within a mile of you. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Ben, he's still your dad. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
Yeah? And he's still a murderer. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
-Oh! -Hello. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
-Been out for lunch? -What? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Anywhere nice? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
No. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
You do surprise me. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
-Well, you know what they say, if you've got it... -Got what? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
You know what you remind me of? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
A little squirrel. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
A squirrel? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Hoarding its nuts. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Do you know what she's going on about, Cora? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
-Got an idea, yeah. -What's that, then? -Let her tell you. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
I've just got to get off, actually. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
You ain't been snooping in my bag, have you? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Have you something to hide, then? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
-No, I have not. -I've got to go. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
You miserable old miser. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Did it go all right? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Well, machine didn't explode. So your phone must have been all right. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Never mind my phone, you OK? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
Let's ask the expert, shall we? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Old fusspot here wants to know if everything's all right? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
The consultant will talk to you tomorrow. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
She can't tell you before he does, you know that. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Tanya? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
Yes. I know. Yeah. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Cheers, mate. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
Here, Shirl, is it right what I heard about Phil? | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
Take that as a yes, then. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
You're as bad as that copper. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Do you mind? I'm particular about the company I keep, | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
I find it helps my digestion. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
Yeah, Phil can't keep anything down at the minute. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
Might be due to the rabbit punches he got to the kidneys. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
I don't want him hurt, OK? I just want justice. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Marsden's justice? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Even though he hasn't done anything, you still want to get him sent down? | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
I'd have preferred to have got him for Kevin. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
-Wasn't exactly a choirboy himself. -So this'll have to do. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
So that's it, is it? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
Black is white. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
You're going to tell the whole world an innocent man is guilty. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
Innocent? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Is that why he pleaded guilty? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
He's pleading guilty because he's being crushed. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
By you, by Ben, by Marsden, by everybody. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Inside and out. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
Shirl. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
I understand why you're doing this. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
It's cos you love him. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
And that's why I'm doing this too. I loved Kevin. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
And that's fair enough, you know, cos that's what we do. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:14 | |
We look out for our own. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
I just wanted to say thanks. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
You know, for you sticking up for me with Mum. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
Yeah, I had to pop to the cash and carry. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Oh, yeah, course you did. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
But, um, thanks anyway. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
She sounded genuine. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Yeah, so did Cindy at the start. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
I'm not trying to get my hands on your money. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Obviously I'd like a little bit extra for the wedding. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
I'm Andrew's mum. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
-If I had it, I'd give him everything. -Why? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
That's a funny thing to say. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Cos I want him to have the best day of his life. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
You can't buy his love, Rose. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
Anyway, you don't have to, cos you've got it already. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Is that what you're trying to do with your Nick? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
No. I am not. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
It's for a rainy day. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
What's the point in saving for a rainy day? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Let's just have the sunny days, Dot. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Why don't you just... leave him alone for a bit? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Don't look like I've got much choice, does it? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
He just needs time. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
He's always done it. Every woman he's been involved with, | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
he puts them on a sort of pedestal | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
and then it's not easy, is it, when they fall off? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
I won't fall off. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
Won't be on one in the first place. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Oh, come on, Lucy. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
All right, I'm not as bad as my mum was making out | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
but I'm no saint either. You know that. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
So does your dad. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
So, how can I fall anywhere? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
I'm already on the floor. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
-What if it is Phil's best chance? -Saying he's guilty when he ain't? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
-He will get out quicker. -And we just throw in the towel? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Some people would call it boxing clever. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
And some'd call it chucking him to the wolves. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Phil's a big boy. He can see off a few chancers. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
Jay's right, he won't turn into a wuss. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Come on, Billy, he's the wrong side of fifty. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
There's a lot of young bucks in that place, | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
all wanting to get a reputation. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
What better way of doing it than taking out one of the old guard? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
KNOCK AT THE DOOR We can't let that happen. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Did you see him? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
And? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
I tried, Shirl, I really did, but he didn't want to know. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
What's it going to do him, eh? Watching his dad go down? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
He's still Phil's son, no matter what. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
What happened to your hot date? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
I didn't have a hot date. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
I was supposed to have a hair appointment, actually. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Roxanne didn't get her roots done. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
-What a tragedy! -You should try getting your roots done, | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
-all the grey bits! -Thank you. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
It's not too late if you want to come with us. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
I have prepared - wait for this - | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
some beautiful, top of the range, OK...beef paste sandwiches. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
-Bleurgh! -Wait for it! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
I've got some Scotch eggs - little bit out of date. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
You know what? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
I have nothing better to do. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
-You don't have to if you don't want to. -I said, didn't I? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
-You said, "I've nothing better to do." -Exactly. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Hey, beautiful, want some crisps? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
-What do you want? -A word. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
-You can have two. Get lost. -It's about Ben. -No. It's about Phil. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
-It always is with you. -I still need a word. -It's still get lost. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
What? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-You need a glazier. -Shirley! -Don't worry, we'll pay for it. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
-What are you doing? -We need to talk. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Sit down. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
I know you don't think much of me and Phil. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
But at least when Ben was living with us, | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
he weren't under the same roof as a prossie. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
-Mandy is not... -A brass? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Say it like you mean it, Ian. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
Anyway... | 0:21:48 | 0:21:49 | |
Apart from the company you're keeping, | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
I'm hoping to find a streak of decency in you | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
to use to get through to your brother. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
So you can get him to do what you want? | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
No. Do what you did yourself. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Remember? When Phil had the heart attack? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
You could have left him to die. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Yeah, shame I didn't. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
I know you thought about it because Phil told me. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
You could've turned your back, walked away, and that would've been that. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
But you didn't, did you? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Why? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:21 | |
I wasn't thinking straight. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
No, cos you couldn't live with yourself. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Cos it would have eaten you away. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Terrified your life would become a bigger nightmare | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
even without Phil on the Square, and you knew that. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
What's going to happen in a couple of months, Ian? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
When Ben has to go to his old man's funeral. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
-When he what? -When he looks at the coffin. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
-Hold on. What is all this? -And says to himself, "I did that, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
"I put him there." What's that going to do to him? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Probably get him free drinks for life in the Vic. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
I am serious about Phil, about Ben, | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
about protecting that pathetic little prat from himself. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
If you care about him like you say, you got to listen very carefully. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
Aren't you forgetting what Phil did to Stella? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
So Ben says. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
He's saying it because it's true. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
He's saying it because he's a stupid, messed-up kid. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
No. He's a decent kid. How he's turned out like that | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
living under the same roof as Phil for I don't know how long, | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
but he has. He's telling the truth. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
What's she doing here? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
-Just having a chat. -I'm calling Marsden. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
No, it's all right. I'm going. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Send us the bill for that window. Make it quick. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Dead men don't write cheques. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
I'm just wondering if Abs is going to call again. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
What, with all those old houses and churches to look at? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Yeah. I'll try her again later, | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
just let her know everything went fine. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:53 | |
You don't think it did, do you? | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
I never said that. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
You don't have to, it's written all over your face. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
She was a new radiographer. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
The last one was more chatty and this one... | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
just more professional, wasn't she? | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Could you hold it together? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
What? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
The family, | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
if anything happens to me? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
-Babe, it won't. -There you go again. "It'll be fine, forget about it. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
"Let's have a tea, watch telly, ring a mate about a motor." | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
-I know you're scared... -No, I'm terrified, Max. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
And not just for me. For all of you. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
Why did you say all that earlier? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
What? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
"She has to choose. She's with us or she's not." Lauren's our daughter. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
-Tell her that. -Listen to yourself. You're making it worse. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
-Takes two, don't it? -You're old enough to know better. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
What am I supposed to say? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
You just talk to her, Max. Properly. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
You don't just yell at her. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:56 | |
And if she yells at you, then you talk to her some more. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
I wish you'd just said all that earlier. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
I shouldn't have to, should I? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
That's the point. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
I shouldn't have to. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
Me? I'd have just done it. And that's the trouble. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
If I'm not here to do it, who else will? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
And yes. That really terrifies me. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
Hello! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
-ALFIE: -Hold hands crossing the road. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
ROXY: Ready? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
-Make sure you hold hands. -Come on, Grandad. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
Come on, let's go. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Ready? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:53 | |
-One-nil! -And again. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
What exactly did she want? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
What do you think? She wanted you to lie down and roll over. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Wants you to hold your hands up, say, "I got it wrong," | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
and then the great Missing Link can come home. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
And you know what the best bit was? She was actually trying to say | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
that she was doing it for you. That she was thinking of you. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
Two can play at that game. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
Cos we are going to report this, right? If we're going to do it, | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
we might as well make it look good. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Or bad. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
We don't need to do that. We don't need to play their games | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
and Phil Mitchell is not coming home. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
Do you know how good that sounds? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
I know you've had your problems with him, | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
but I've been having problems with him for years. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
Yeah, well, not any more. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Say it again, sounds fantastic. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
No Phil. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
Walford, a Phil Mitchell-free zone. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
Why didn't you do anything before? I mean, it didn't take much, did it? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
I could've sorted this for you months ago, | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
a little word in the right ear. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
Sorted what? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
Phil and Stella. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:02 | |
It was the chance Marsden's been looking for. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
She was practically slobbering at the mouth. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Well, yeah, but that's because of what happened. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:12 | |
Phil and Stella. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
Wasn't it? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
No. That was a pack of lies, | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
but, come on, look at you. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
Ain't it worth it? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:22 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
(Results are 11:30, ain't they?) | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
(Yeah.) | 0:28:08 | 0:28:09 | |
(It's going to be a good day.) | 0:28:14 | 0:28:15 | |
-Ben! -What is wrong with the school bus all of a sudden? | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
He's a big boy, ain't he? | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
Not now, love. Come on, Ben. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
All right. I'll have breakfast waiting for you when you get home. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:35 | |
Yeah, well, I've got a lot on my mind at the moment. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
Oh. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:40 | |
Come on, lover boy. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
Grandad, it's my roots. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
-Go on. That's never out of a bottle, is it? -Yeah. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
Watch the road, sweetheart. Watch where you're going. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:03 | |
-Good girl. -Here you are. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
Grandad, you are a complete star. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:10 | |
Not a problem. Takes effort being as beautiful as your mum. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:13 | |
Yeah. See you later. Wave bye-bye. See you later. Come on. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:17 | |
Perhaps one of those lift and separate jobbies'd work. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
Going to have to take it in. Looks like a nightie. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
-You look beautiful, Heather. -Do I? | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
Couldn't you keep your arms straight down by your sides? | 0:29:32 | 0:29:37 | |
Cos I said to Andrew, you know, the thing about losing weight is you shouldn't eat too much. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:41 | |
And that's because I'm excited. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:44 | |
When I was young, the one thing we didn't want second hand was a wedding dress. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:48 | |
-Unlike an husband. -Oh. That doesn't matter, though, does it? | 0:29:48 | 0:29:53 | |
I mean, who needs, you know... | 0:29:53 | 0:29:57 | |
diamante beading and duchess satin. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:01 | |
Cos Blush and Bloom on the high street, you know, | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
they're charging a fortune for that one in the window. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:08 | |
I-It's only a dress, innit? | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
-But it's your wedding dress, Heather. -Yeah. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
But all I need is Andrew, Mrs Branning. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
Yeah, well, them dispenser drawers, they won't bleach themselves. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
A Lycra bodyshaper should do it. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
No, won't work. Make her look like a sausage. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:30 | |
You look lovely. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:31 | |
IAN HONKS HORN | 0:30:37 | 0:30:40 | |
You get your dad banged up and suddenly every cret wants to talk to you. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:44 | |
Is that why you've done this? | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
To your dad. To...to try and improve your street cred? | 0:30:48 | 0:30:52 | |
Ben, your dad could go to jail for a long time | 0:30:53 | 0:30:57 | |
-on the back of what you've said to the police. -Street cred. What decade are you in? | 0:30:57 | 0:31:02 | |
Years and years for something you know he didn't do. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:06 | |
What do you mean didn't do? | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
Then why was he on the top of that roof, eh? | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
Looking at the view? He's meant to be my dad, Ian. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
He's meant to want Stella dead. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
Anyway, since when did you get best mates with him? | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
-It's a lie! -And? | 0:31:20 | 0:31:21 | |
What if he gets off? | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
I mean, he won't, will he? | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
All right, what if he doesn't get off? | 0:31:28 | 0:31:32 | |
Ben, you can't just change your mind later. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:36 | |
Well, not unless you want to go back inside for perjury. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:40 | |
You thought about that? | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
And what about when you get married, | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
or you have kids, or you move house, | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
or any of those big days in your life? | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
Your dad ain't going to be there. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:52 | |
It's going to be his face that's missing from the photos. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:57 | |
Right, and what if get ill or... | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
even dies in prison? Have you thought about that? | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
Ben, you're condemning yourself to your own life sentence here. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:09 | |
Of sleepless nights. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
And the kind of guilty conscience that's going to just turn you | 0:32:11 | 0:32:15 | |
into a heartless, rotten man. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:17 | |
You're jealous, ain't you? | 0:32:20 | 0:32:23 | |
-We ain't officially open yet. -But I've got six towels and four flannels that I need to wash. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:29 | |
Yes, and I've got a private telephone call I need to make. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:34 | |
Your mum needs us together. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
These results, Lauren, they're the difference between life and... | 0:32:40 | 0:32:44 | |
Let's just go to the hospital with her, shall we? You, me, your nan. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
Together. That's all I'm saying. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:53 | |
Whatever, whatever the results are, we'll just... | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
-we'll just keep strong. -Yeah? | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
All on the same team? All there for each other? | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
Right. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
So, you never legged it, then? | 0:33:12 | 0:33:14 | |
I was never left holding her up on my own. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
What? Suddenly, I've got a use again, have I? | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
Suddenly...suddenly I'm wanted? | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
Would you just stop always having to have a dig, Lauren? | 0:33:26 | 0:33:30 | |
Will you, please? For once in your life. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
Just as long as I keep my mouth shut. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:33 | |
Just as long as I don't get in the way of all the important stuff. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:38 | |
Like you and her. Oh, and her and you, | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
because, let's face it, | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
it's only ever really been about youse two, ain't it? | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
Everybody out now, please. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:48 | |
Lauren, please. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:53 | |
Sorry. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:56 | |
Sorry. See? It's not a big word, is it? | 0:34:01 | 0:34:05 | |
Look, no-one bullies me, all right? No-one puts my head down the toilet. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:21 | |
-And no-one trips me up! -You're a good, kind lad. -You would love it... | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
You would love me to be as pathetic as you. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
Do you sleep at night, Ian? | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
I bet you torch Dad's house in your dreams, don't you? | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
Do you torture him, Ian? In your dreams. Yeah? | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
Cos you ain't got the guts to do it in real life! | 0:34:35 | 0:34:38 | |
You ain't got the guts and you're jealous. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
-What's he done to you, Ben? -I have bottle. I have bottle, all right. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:46 | |
And whatever he gives out, he knows that. He understands it, you know. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:51 | |
And even Shirl, she don't get it. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
Because, one day, one day, my dad, my dad will respect that. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
What the hell has Phil done to you? | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
He's my dad. He's my dad. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
What? Do you think he's messed with me? | 0:35:09 | 0:35:13 | |
Do you think he's hurt me, Ian? | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
Don't you dare disrespect my dad, Ian! | 0:35:16 | 0:35:20 | |
You what? | 0:35:20 | 0:35:21 | |
What's he done, right? He's taught me how to look after myself - you weren't up for it, was you? | 0:35:23 | 0:35:27 | |
Ben, you put your dad in prison. You did that! You! | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
Do you think it's easy taking some runty kid straight off a plane, do you? Eh? | 0:35:31 | 0:35:35 | |
I'm a Mitchell, all right. Just cos you can't handle that... | 0:35:35 | 0:35:39 | |
I'm a Mitchell! | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
And that's all down to him. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
Then let him rot. Let him rot, Ben. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:48 | |
I mean, can you hear yourself? | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
Can you hear this mental nonsense spouting you're out of your mouth? | 0:35:51 | 0:35:55 | |
You love him, so you put him in prison. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
You hurt him, so that it makes him proud of you. | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
Why, Ben? I just don't get it! | 0:36:00 | 0:36:02 | |
I remember a kid | 0:36:05 | 0:36:08 | |
who liked dancing, who made a mean cake. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
This kid, when got off the plane, he was shy. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
He was kind. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:17 | |
He knew right from wrong. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:20 | |
So, if your dad has bullied that out of you, then, yes... | 0:36:23 | 0:36:27 | |
..let him rot in prison because that is what he deserves, OK? | 0:36:28 | 0:36:32 | |
D'you know what, I don't know what the hell our mother'd be saying. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:38 | |
She'd be breaking her heart, right now. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
Cos she'd tell me I can't sit on information like this. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
Well, the Old Bill wouldn't believe you, anyway. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
No, I told you a secret. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
He hates me, Ian! | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
You can make it better, Ben, OK? You can. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:12 | |
-Come here. -No, no. -Come here. You can. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
Ben. Look, you can make it stop. OK? | 0:37:15 | 0:37:19 | |
You can make it stop. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
Is this telephone banking or 20 questions? | 0:37:26 | 0:37:30 | |
Yes. That is my mother's maiden name. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:33 | |
I already gave you my mother's maiden name. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
And I know my date of birth and I am relatively concrete on my favourite colour. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:41 | |
Would you like to write that down an' all? | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
No, no. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
That is the short number. I already gave you the long number. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:51 | |
Look, my mother's name is not on my own banking card | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
because it is my own banking card. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
And my name is on my banking card. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
What I want from you, before Christmas, | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
is to take some of MY money out of my OWN bank account, | 0:38:02 | 0:38:07 | |
using my OWN banking card. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
Oh. Oh, really. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
No wonder we're in a recession, hovering on a double dip. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
No! No, I can't hold. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
If I had time to hold, I could be running down to the cash point | 0:38:20 | 0:38:23 | |
and queuing up. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:25 | |
No. No. No, I don't wish to continue the transaction. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:29 | |
I shall go running down to the cash point and I shall queue up. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:33 | |
Oh. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
Max, do we have to? I know we got to keep it up for the kids, | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
but when we're on our own? Looking on the bright side all the time is knackering. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:12 | |
-Wait for the results. -I swear the next well-meaning idiot to tell me about positive thinking! | 0:39:12 | 0:39:18 | |
You got a kidney stone, you can't just positively think it through your bladder, can you? | 0:39:18 | 0:39:22 | |
You're in the middle of a heart attack, you don't just will it to stop, so... | 0:39:22 | 0:39:26 | |
Right. So, we've got special bits here, you know, | 0:39:27 | 0:39:31 | |
things that might get forgotten about or lost, if you're left in charge, | 0:39:31 | 0:39:35 | |
like dance badges and that picture Abs did of you, looking like an egg. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:39 | |
-Half hundred weight of Oscar's best stone... -Have we got time for this now? -Yes. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:43 | |
There's always been time, Max, We've just been wasting it. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:47 | |
Every birthday, there's a little letter. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
All right? And I don't want it to be miserable. All right? | 0:39:52 | 0:39:57 | |
You know what Oscar's like about ghosts and skeletons. | 0:39:57 | 0:39:59 | |
He gets all freaked out. So, don't make him open it. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:02 | |
It's just... Yeah, it's just there if... | 0:40:02 | 0:40:06 | |
It's meant to be happy, yeah? And it's there, just so that they all... | 0:40:06 | 0:40:10 | |
Right. We've got to be practical, right. We need to be ready. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:17 | |
The girls were tiny, such a short space of time, and I wished it away, didn't I? | 0:40:17 | 0:40:22 | |
On potty training and sleeping through and... | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
So, I just want to get this last bit right and... | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
You know, I want to do as much as I can while I still can. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:31 | |
I want you to be able to lay your hands on the important things, | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
like, I've got certificates, and my wedding dress. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
-Babe, you've got years ahead. -You do know where my wedding dress is? | 0:40:37 | 0:40:41 | |
Shoe boxes. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:45 | |
A shoe box ain't going to be able to do their hair, is it? | 0:40:48 | 0:40:52 | |
Or give 'em a cuddle. Kiss 'em goodnight. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
Yes, I know that! I do know that, Max! I know! | 0:40:55 | 0:40:59 | |
Oh, for God's sake! | 0:41:01 | 0:41:02 | |
See, even now, even now, I'm just doing it on my own, aren't I? | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
Will you please...? Would you please just be there for me? | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
Oh. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:17 | |
What you been doing to yourself? | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
-Has Heather left yet? -She's in there. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:24 | |
Good. Look, she's got to be kept here. It is vitally imperative. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:28 | |
Look, can we just keep this between you and me, yeah, Annie? Yeah? | 0:41:34 | 0:41:38 | |
You'll be all right. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:39 | |
You've only got to shut the salon for, what? A couple of hours? | 0:41:39 | 0:41:43 | |
I'm fine. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Oh. She's fine. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
-Keep an eye on her, Patrick -I'm fine. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
I just fancied some tea in a proper cup while my drawers were soaking. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:02 | |
-I'll make it. -I'm making it. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
Mrs Branning. I said I'd help. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:07 | |
-I'll tell you what, I'll go and dry your drawers for you. -No. You can't go, no. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:12 | |
-Oh, oh, look at my room, looks like a bomb's hit it. -I'll do it. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:17 | |
No. Is it your imminent nuptials what have rearranged my furniture? | 0:42:17 | 0:42:23 | |
-No. -No. No. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:27 | |
-Ta. Oh. -Oh, dear. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
Amy is not coming around here any more. End of. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
-Fine. I'll just cancel my biscuit order. -D'you know what? | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
I was sat in that salon chair like some skanky, old tart. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:46 | |
-Well, if the cap fits. -Cap? | 0:42:46 | 0:42:49 | |
I'm not talking about caps! Bianca, I am talking about little, metal combs | 0:42:49 | 0:42:53 | |
and tea tree shampoo and chemicals and separate towels and us lot, we're going to be picking over each other | 0:42:53 | 0:42:58 | |
like a dirty bunch of dirty apes. And I've got roots now! | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
You know what, you want to take better care of your kids. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:04 | |
-Are you telling me I don't know how to look after my kids? -Well, if the cap fits. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
-Saying I'm not a good mother? -You had a house of creepy, crawly heads | 0:43:07 | 0:43:11 | |
and you didn't even know about it. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
-That is it! Get in there. -No. I'll catch something even more disgusting. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
Don't be so silly. Just go in there. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
-We said she had eczema. -Or psoriasis. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:24 | |
I said psoriasis cos my mum gets that. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
But then he saw the eggs. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
Here, Rox. I think Amy's given all the kids nits. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
Ergh. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
Course, I could do the bathroom. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
Though, I never actually went in the bathroom. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
Oh, about time. ..Oh, yes, of course. | 0:43:44 | 0:43:48 | |
Yes. Well, I suppose, I suppose you should go now. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
Oh. Thanks, Mrs Branning. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
I'll tell you what, I'll see you in there, all right. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:24 | |
-I'll see you there. -Tan? | 0:44:24 | 0:44:26 | |
-Look in the glove box. -I have looked in the glove box. | 0:45:24 | 0:45:28 | |
We can't pay, we can't park. What happened to that little change holder I got you for Christmas? | 0:45:28 | 0:45:33 | |
I do know how the parking system operates. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
-Thanks for that. -The whole point of the change holder was to leave it in the car. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:40 | |
You got any change? | 0:45:42 | 0:45:43 | |
-I am not the owner of this vehicle. -No, no, that's right. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
You're the owner of the mouth that's doing my nut in. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
You know your trouble, Max? You don't think ahead. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:51 | |
And now, my daughter is in there waiting for her results on her own. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:55 | |
I'm doing my best, all right! I don't need some sanctimonious, old bag standing over me, | 0:45:55 | 0:46:00 | |
telling me it ain't good enough. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
Don't you think if I could magic it all better, I would? | 0:46:02 | 0:46:06 | |
If I could fix your daughter, Cora, I would. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
If I could make her better, I would. But I can't. | 0:46:08 | 0:46:11 | |
Can I, Cora? I can't! | 0:46:11 | 0:46:13 | |
Emergency bingo money. Here. Pay the meter. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:25 | |
It's rotten. All of this. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
Lauren's just a kid. You can't blame her. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:33 | |
Nobody wants to be here, it's frightening. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:36 | |
But you ain't got a choice. You got to take it on the chin. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
You got to take everything that's chucked at your family | 0:46:40 | 0:46:43 | |
and hold it together. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
Cos that's your job. And if you let Tanya down now | 0:46:45 | 0:46:50 | |
I'm going to have your crown jewels for earrings, Max. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:54 | |
PATRICK CHUCKLES | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
DOT CHUCKLES | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
You look absolutely beautiful. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:19 | |
-It's the exact one I wanted, Patrick. -Oh, fancy that. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
I've always had secret admirers since I can't remember when. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
This is her wedding dress, you fool. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
Not half a pound of liquorice from some dirty, old man, | 0:47:28 | 0:47:31 | |
like some I could mention. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:33 | |
This will be Heather's ONLY wedding day. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:35 | |
I thought she married that Minty man? | 0:47:35 | 0:47:37 | |
And this time, it's the right one. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:41 | |
Well, Heather really needed something what fitted her, | 0:47:41 | 0:47:45 | |
didn't she? | 0:47:45 | 0:47:46 | |
-You! -What? | 0:47:47 | 0:47:49 | |
Oh! Oh, Mrs Branning, thank you ever so much. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:53 | |
Yes, yes, well, well, you know. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
I mean, you do know that bleach rots drawers | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
-if they're left long in it, don't you? -Yes. Yes, I mean, | 0:47:59 | 0:48:01 | |
I'll take this off and then I'm going to get to work. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
I'm going to scrub your drawers till they sparkle! | 0:48:04 | 0:48:08 | |
You! Jim always said you're an interfering, old woman. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:12 | |
Well, it's better to give than to receive, ain't it, Patrick? | 0:48:12 | 0:48:16 | |
I'm not surprised she could buy a wedding dress outright. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:19 | |
I'll have you know that I didn't buy a wedding dress outright. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:23 | |
I am paying for it by instalments. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:25 | |
-I'm very relieved you took my advice. -I'm very relieved to hear that, Rose Elizabeth | 0:48:25 | 0:48:30 | |
cos your rent has just gone up by £10 a week. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:33 | |
I should be buying you a coffee. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:42 | |
Nah, don't be silly. You don't need to buy me a coffee, darling. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:45 | |
Good. Cos I can't afford to buy you a coffee. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:48 | |
I just mean, in a virtual world, I would not be making it for you | 0:48:48 | 0:48:51 | |
in Bianca Butcher's mugs, while I babysit her kids. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:55 | |
Oh, you mean... You're talking about the virtual world. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:58 | |
Well, see you, I'm far too busy. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:00 | |
Yeah, yeah, headlining Vegas, ah-ha. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:04 | |
Taking care of my harem and sailing around the world in the Blue Moon yacht. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:08 | |
Making sure I get back here on time to let the brewers in | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
and stop Jean flogging her radishes. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:14 | |
Don't get me started. What does she call it now? The Crunch Lunch. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
Yes. Summer alternative to sausage surprise, apparently. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:22 | |
That's the thing, right - you go away and you got to come back. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:26 | |
Well, not if you've got a sick reli, you don't. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:29 | |
-How is she? How's Kat? -She's good. She's good. She's still being bossy and shouting, | 0:49:29 | 0:49:33 | |
nothing changes there. She's going to stick around, keep an eye on Charlie. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:37 | |
-I'm sorry. -That's all right. It's fine. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:41 | |
Mind you, once she finds out she's got a bit of stiff competition | 0:49:41 | 0:49:45 | |
from my temporary landlady, who I think's gorgeous. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:49 | |
-You got a new landlady? -Hmm, yeah. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:52 | |
-And she's gorgeous? -Yeah, she's lovely, she's a cracker. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
-It's your job if you want it. -What? -It's yours. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:05 | |
-Are you serious? -Course! -Are you serious? Alfie! -Course. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
-Alfie, I'd love it. -All right. -Thank you. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
-You'll be helping me out big time. Hold on. -Oh, yeah. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:15 | |
-But I really want us to start as we mean to go on, all right? -OK. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:18 | |
So, erm, will you come upstairs with me, Rox? | 0:50:18 | 0:50:22 | |
Pardon? | 0:50:23 | 0:50:24 | |
Cos, well, Tiffany's got a hairdressers in one of the bedrooms. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:29 | |
No, no! The hat looks lovely, the hat will work behind the bar, | 0:50:29 | 0:50:33 | |
I promise you, it's beautiful. It's just the roots we need to work on, I can see the nits jumping. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:37 | |
-What you talking about my roots for? -Look at the nits, they're jumping. -Touch it then. -No, no. Upstairs. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:42 | |
-You want to put my hat on. -Oh, look at the nits, they're all dancing. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:45 | |
There's another one coming up, Tiff! One with nits. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:49 | |
Don't be scared. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:10 | |
I'm not scared. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:12 | |
I'm meant to be in double biology. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:16 | |
It's all right, I've emailed the school. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:19 | |
I can't remember her voice. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
Mum. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:24 | |
You said, "What would she say?" | 0:51:26 | 0:51:27 | |
I don't know what she'd say. I can't remember her any more. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:34 | |
She'd say you're doing a good thing. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:38 | |
All right. Telling the truth, that's the right thing to do. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:42 | |
How about we grab some lunch after? | 0:51:46 | 0:51:49 | |
-Seeing as Marsden can't see us till three o'clock. -Do you think he'll cry? | 0:51:49 | 0:51:55 | |
Do you think he'll hug me? | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
He'll hug me, won't he? Or cry. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
But he'll definitely hug me. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
Erm... | 0:52:03 | 0:52:04 | |
..I don't know. | 0:52:06 | 0:52:08 | |
Yeah. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:10 | |
Do you think he's had his head flushed? | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
You know he's been beaten up, don't you? | 0:52:14 | 0:52:17 | |
D'you think... D'you think he'll tell me he loves me? | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
He'll probably say anything in a minute, won't he? | 0:52:24 | 0:52:28 | |
Yeah, no, but you're right. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:31 | |
-I'm doing the right thing. -Yeah. -And he will realise that, won't he? | 0:52:33 | 0:52:37 | |
I mean, biology and natural law and all that. I mean, | 0:52:37 | 0:52:41 | |
the son takes over from the father. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
He has to get his head round that, Ian. He has to. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
Ben. You're nervous, OK. This is just the nerves. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:51 | |
If he cries, we leave. If he cries, he's blown it. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:53 | |
I won't sit here and watch my old man cry. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:55 | |
It's OK. It's OK to be scared. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:58 | |
KEYS RATTLE | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
I'm not scared. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:09 | |
-I didn't expect you to come. You didn't have to come. -No big deal. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:41 | |
You're a good girl. She's a good girl, ain't she? | 0:53:43 | 0:53:46 | |
-Yeah. -Horrible, scary places, eh? | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
I'd happily have legged it at the door myself. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:52 | |
I'll get us a cup of coffee. Got any change? | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
-Your old man cleaned me out. -I'm for ever re-filling that change holder. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:59 | |
-Sorry. -OK. -OK. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:07 | |
It don't mean I'm happy about the binge drinking. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:11 | |
Actually, you're not right. We've always cared about you kids | 0:54:12 | 0:54:15 | |
-as much as we have about each other. -You could've just stopped at sorry. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:19 | |
Isn't your appointment at half 11? | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
We're just waiting for the oncologist to be free. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
She can still have a hot drink, can't she? | 0:54:24 | 0:54:27 | |
I mean, even if it has... | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
-..you know... -Cora. -Spread. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:35 | |
You mean, if the disease has spread, if the tumour's still there. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:40 | |
All I'm trying to say is, | 0:54:40 | 0:54:43 | |
-they're not going to take her in right now, are they? -I haven't got an overnight bag. | 0:54:43 | 0:54:48 | |
I will be there. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
I will. I'll be there. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:11 | |
I'm not ready. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:18 | |
Tanya? | 0:55:27 | 0:55:28 | |
Come on. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:41 | |
Ben! Ben, wait! | 0:56:05 | 0:56:07 | |
PAGES SHUFFLING | 0:56:15 | 0:56:16 | |
I can't take this. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:27 | |
Sit down. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:29 | |
Sit down! | 0:56:33 | 0:56:35 | |
I'll tell you a story. | 0:56:47 | 0:56:48 | |
So what, you come to gloat, is that it? | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
-What, no... -Bringing Ben here? What sort of lowlife move's that, eh? | 0:56:54 | 0:56:57 | |
-Phil, I'm actually here to try and help... -I've always thought that he'd be better off living with you. | 0:56:57 | 0:57:02 | |
Well, congratulations, you're welcome to the little runt. | 0:57:02 | 0:57:04 | |
-Will you just listen to me? -Listen? | 0:57:04 | 0:57:06 | |
-What, to a weasel like you? -Ben's your son! | 0:57:06 | 0:57:09 | |
Not any more he ain't. | 0:57:09 | 0:57:12 | |
What? | 0:57:12 | 0:57:13 | |
You've never let him be who he is. | 0:57:16 | 0:57:18 | |
Ben is a sweet kid, all right, | 0:57:20 | 0:57:22 | |
and you're always trying to toughen him up. | 0:57:22 | 0:57:24 | |
Making him do boxing when he wants to do ballet. | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
Phil, you're making him ashamed of who he is. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:29 | |
-Then there's this business with Stella... -Oi, just watch yourself! | 0:57:29 | 0:57:33 | |
All right? | 0:57:33 | 0:57:34 | |
You don't scare me. | 0:57:34 | 0:57:35 | |
Oh, is that right? | 0:57:35 | 0:57:37 | |
No, you're the one who's scared | 0:57:39 | 0:57:42 | |
because in here the name Phil Mitchell doesn't mean anything, does it? | 0:57:42 | 0:57:46 | |
Look at you, you're a sad, pathetic old man. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:49 | |
Well, at least I've been a man | 0:57:49 | 0:57:51 | |
cos you wouldn't know about that, would you? | 0:57:51 | 0:57:54 | |
Cos all you've ever been is a snivelling little weasel. | 0:57:54 | 0:57:56 | |
An idiot, just like that brother of yours. | 0:57:56 | 0:57:58 | |
Well, I tell you what, I hope you both live happily ever after. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:01 | |
Now, we done here? | 0:58:03 | 0:58:04 | |
Yeah, we're done. | 0:58:07 | 0:58:08 | |
Lace fingerless gloves... | 0:58:25 | 0:58:27 | |
little black mini skirt, leather, | 0:58:27 | 0:58:31 | |
all topped off with a bright orange perm... | 0:58:31 | 0:58:35 | |
and suddenly this flash of orange comes tearing out of the chemist. | 0:58:35 | 0:58:41 | |
Tracy, her best mate, legging it behind her. | 0:58:41 | 0:58:45 | |
The security guard's a big fella and he comes huffing and puffing... | 0:58:45 | 0:58:52 | |
-So, they were nicking stuff? -No. | 0:58:52 | 0:58:55 | |
She was working in a charity shop. | 0:58:55 | 0:58:57 | |
So, anyway, she realises the security guard | 0:58:59 | 0:59:03 | |
hasn't got a chance in hell of catching up with her, | 0:59:03 | 0:59:08 | |
so she jumps on this bench, | 0:59:08 | 0:59:10 | |
lifts up her top and flashes him right there in broad day light. | 0:59:10 | 0:59:16 | |
Look on her face, cocky little... | 0:59:18 | 0:59:21 | |
That's until she clapped eyes on me. | 0:59:23 | 0:59:26 | |
I gave her a wink just to let her know what she was in for later. | 0:59:26 | 0:59:30 | |
Should have seen her jaw drop. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:34 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:59:36 | 0:59:37 | |
WOMAN LAUGHS | 0:59:41 | 0:59:42 | |
It's true though! | 0:59:42 | 0:59:45 | |
I know, she's a piece of work, ain't she? | 0:59:47 | 0:59:50 | |
What it must be like to have that sort of confidence. | 0:59:51 | 0:59:55 | |
See, I wouldn't exactly be holding Kim up as a role model, Jean. | 0:59:55 | 0:59:59 | |
Still, they might get past that slapping stage | 0:59:59 | 1:00:01 | |
and actually go on one of those "date" things. | 1:00:01 | 1:00:03 | |
Has she been all right recently? | 1:00:03 | 1:00:05 | |
All right? Well, I wouldn't exactly describe Kim as, "all right". Annoying...yes, | 1:00:05 | 1:00:09 | |
-infuriating...yes, inconsiderate... -All right, never mind. | 1:00:09 | 1:00:12 | |
You see, the thing is, I've had plenty of steaks before, | 1:00:12 | 1:00:15 | |
so why would this one be any different? | 1:00:15 | 1:00:17 | |
Because the way I cook it, you'll think you died and gone to heaven. | 1:00:17 | 1:00:20 | |
Heaven ain't really my bag, babe. | 1:00:20 | 1:00:22 | |
Besides, I had a packet of Nik Naks earlier. | 1:00:22 | 1:00:24 | |
That's why I'm going to have to start from the very beginning with you. Hm? | 1:00:24 | 1:00:28 | |
Top to toe service. | 1:00:28 | 1:00:29 | |
What, full body treatment? | 1:00:29 | 1:00:32 | |
If that's all right with you? | 1:00:32 | 1:00:34 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 1:00:34 | 1:00:35 | |
-Can I have a word with you? -What now? | 1:00:35 | 1:00:37 | |
-Yeah. -Hey! -Slow down! | 1:00:37 | 1:00:40 | |
What?! | 1:00:41 | 1:00:42 | |
He actually had hair? | 1:00:42 | 1:00:44 | |
For about 45 minutes. | 1:00:44 | 1:00:46 | |
Constantly playing with it... | 1:00:46 | 1:00:49 | |
Mum? | 1:00:53 | 1:00:54 | |
Well? | 1:00:57 | 1:00:59 | |
-It's clear. -What? Really? | 1:01:01 | 1:01:05 | |
It's gone. | 1:01:06 | 1:01:08 | |
Atta girl. | 1:01:14 | 1:01:16 | |
And Mrs Branning, she's bought me the most amazing wedding dress in the ENTIRE world. | 1:01:23 | 1:01:27 | |
It's lovely isn't it, Shirl? | 1:01:27 | 1:01:29 | |
So, hen do, kick off at five o'clock, yeah? | 1:01:30 | 1:01:33 | |
-Anything else you need to tell me? -Just final checks, Shirl. | 1:01:33 | 1:01:36 | |
Eh, eh. | 1:01:37 | 1:01:39 | |
Man, I have been polishing up my speech, gleaming it is! | 1:01:39 | 1:01:42 | |
Andrew you're in for a treat, son! | 1:01:42 | 1:01:45 | |
Our Heather looks a picture in that dress, you know. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:48 | |
It was very kind of Aunty Dot. | 1:01:48 | 1:01:50 | |
Actually it was my idea. | 1:01:50 | 1:01:52 | |
-I'm ever so grateful really. -Is that it? | 1:01:52 | 1:01:55 | |
Oh, no, it's bad luck, innit? You know, you seeing the box? | 1:01:55 | 1:01:59 | |
I've jinxed myself, haven't I? I have, haven't I? | 1:01:59 | 1:02:02 | |
It's only a dress, Heather, it hasn't got magical properties, | 1:02:02 | 1:02:05 | |
-it's not going to turn you into a supermodel. -Mum! | 1:02:05 | 1:02:08 | |
What?! I didn't mean anything by it, did I, Patrick? | 1:02:08 | 1:02:12 | |
Sorry, I've got to fly. I've got to go, actually. | 1:02:14 | 1:02:16 | |
You ain't got a spare parachute, have you, Patrick? | 1:02:16 | 1:02:19 | |
Oh, you're not going, are you? | 1:02:19 | 1:02:20 | |
You know, the dress, Hev, it's great. It's really, really great. | 1:02:20 | 1:02:22 | |
Shirl. Shirl... | 1:02:22 | 1:02:25 | |
..you and me, we'll be best mates for ever, yeah? | 1:02:27 | 1:02:31 | |
No matter what happens. | 1:02:31 | 1:02:33 | |
Course. | 1:02:33 | 1:02:34 | |
That is fantastic news. | 1:02:38 | 1:02:40 | |
Yeah, well, look you make sure you give her my love, won't you? | 1:02:41 | 1:02:45 | |
All right mate. | 1:02:45 | 1:02:46 | |
What's happened? | 1:02:46 | 1:02:48 | |
-Nothing. -Come on. | 1:02:48 | 1:02:50 | |
-You're not too old to put across my knee. What's happened? -That was Max. | 1:02:50 | 1:02:53 | |
Tanya got her scan results back. | 1:02:53 | 1:02:55 | |
-And? -All clear. | 1:02:55 | 1:02:57 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:02:57 | 1:02:59 | |
-That's great news! -Yeah. | 1:02:59 | 1:03:00 | |
Here, I know, that calls for a get together. | 1:03:00 | 1:03:02 | |
-Well no, I don't think Tan would be up for that. -Oh, yes, come on. | 1:03:02 | 1:03:06 | |
-Oh, come on. -Come on! | 1:03:06 | 1:03:07 | |
You'll have to come back to the kitchen later, | 1:03:10 | 1:03:12 | |
give me some feedback. | 1:03:12 | 1:03:13 | |
-I've lost my appetite, sorry. -Hey, what's happened? I thought you liked red meat? | 1:03:13 | 1:03:17 | |
Look, just let me past, OK? | 1:03:17 | 1:03:19 | |
What's wrong? What's happened? | 1:03:19 | 1:03:21 | |
You want your feedback? | 1:03:21 | 1:03:22 | |
It's grey, flaccid and I'm not interested. | 1:03:22 | 1:03:26 | |
Kimberly! | 1:03:26 | 1:03:27 | |
I'm sorry, ignore her, she's probably just having a bad day. | 1:03:30 | 1:03:33 | |
I wouldn't take it personally. | 1:03:33 | 1:03:36 | |
Thanks a lot, ladies, I don't need a sympathy committee. | 1:03:36 | 1:03:40 | |
Is that what they call playing hard to get? | 1:03:40 | 1:03:44 | |
Ben, I've just been talking to your dad who's in prison | 1:04:02 | 1:04:06 | |
because of a lie you told and you're here baking cakes?! | 1:04:06 | 1:04:11 | |
-What's going on? -Didn't rise properly anyway. -Ben... | 1:04:11 | 1:04:15 | |
Look, I'm sure they're fine. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:20 | |
I thought I could remember how to make 'em but I couldn't! | 1:04:20 | 1:04:23 | |
Tell you what, I reckon if we cut off the burnt bit | 1:04:23 | 1:04:25 | |
and put a bit of icing on top they'd be gorgeous. | 1:04:25 | 1:04:28 | |
So you spoke to him then? | 1:04:32 | 1:04:34 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 1:04:34 | 1:04:35 | |
He said he was sorry you couldn't stay. | 1:04:37 | 1:04:41 | |
-He said that? -Yeah. | 1:04:41 | 1:04:44 | |
What else did he say? | 1:04:45 | 1:04:46 | |
Look, Ben, you're going to have to trust me on this, OK? | 1:04:48 | 1:04:52 | |
As a dad who's had a son turn against him | 1:04:52 | 1:04:55 | |
and do something so awful that you think you're never going to forgive them, OK? | 1:04:55 | 1:05:01 | |
But no matter what happens, all right, there's... | 1:05:01 | 1:05:03 | |
there's this bond, like a thread, linking you together and... | 1:05:03 | 1:05:08 | |
..it just stops you running away. DOORBELL RINGS | 1:05:09 | 1:05:13 | |
That's all right, just leave it, will ya? Ben? | 1:05:13 | 1:05:16 | |
-Ben, did you hear me? Just leave it. -What if it was never there? That thread? | 1:05:16 | 1:05:19 | |
What if me and Dad aren't like other people? | 1:05:19 | 1:05:21 | |
Look, he will forgive you, OK? It's just going to take time. | 1:05:21 | 1:05:27 | |
So you told him the truth then? | 1:05:27 | 1:05:30 | |
No. | 1:05:30 | 1:05:31 | |
Look, I didn't think it was my place to, all right? But you can. | 1:05:32 | 1:05:35 | |
I mean, Ben you can fix this before it goes too far. | 1:05:35 | 1:05:38 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 1:05:38 | 1:05:40 | |
Hello? | 1:05:40 | 1:05:42 | |
I saw you arrive, so I knew you were in. | 1:05:43 | 1:05:46 | |
What happened to the door? | 1:05:46 | 1:05:48 | |
Oh, Max, Max, Max, congratulations, mate! | 1:05:50 | 1:05:53 | |
Cheers, Derek. | 1:05:53 | 1:05:54 | |
-Great news, eh? -What you doing here? | 1:05:54 | 1:05:56 | |
He was with me when you called, so, couldn't stop him, could I? | 1:05:56 | 1:05:59 | |
Couldn't stop me? You shouldn't want to. What you like? | 1:05:59 | 1:06:02 | |
Good news like this. | 1:06:02 | 1:06:03 | |
-We ain't going to stay long. -Where is she then? Where is she? | 1:06:03 | 1:06:06 | |
Ah! There you are, sweetheart. | 1:06:06 | 1:06:08 | |
Hope you don't mind us popping round like this? | 1:06:08 | 1:06:11 | |
Nah, course she don't, course she don't. Oh, well done, you, eh? | 1:06:11 | 1:06:14 | |
Ain't that great? Really good. The all clear, eh? | 1:06:14 | 1:06:18 | |
Well, it's not really the all clear, it's just that scan was clear, | 1:06:18 | 1:06:22 | |
-so it's different, but... -Well, still good though, eh? Yeah. | 1:06:22 | 1:06:25 | |
Probably why you're looking so peaky, eh? You should go and put some slap on! | 1:06:25 | 1:06:28 | |
You're going to feel the pain of my slap if you don't button it. | 1:06:28 | 1:06:33 | |
-So, where's the champagne then? -Yes. | 1:06:33 | 1:06:35 | |
-Yeah, come on, Max, you better nip to the shop and get some, eh? -You all right? | 1:06:35 | 1:06:39 | |
All right, darling? | 1:06:39 | 1:06:41 | |
-I'll ask them to go, if you want? I don't mind. -No, it's all right. | 1:06:43 | 1:06:47 | |
We're celebrating aren't we, eh? | 1:06:47 | 1:06:49 | |
Right, I better dust off those glasses. | 1:06:52 | 1:06:55 | |
I don't want to talk to you right now, Andrew. | 1:07:00 | 1:07:02 | |
Erm, it's me, Mrs Cotton. | 1:07:02 | 1:07:05 | |
Look, I just want to say sorry for what Andrew said, you know, | 1:07:05 | 1:07:10 | |
I mean, he didn't mean it. | 1:07:10 | 1:07:11 | |
He's just being a bit protective of me | 1:07:11 | 1:07:13 | |
and then he gets himself a bit worked up and it's... | 1:07:13 | 1:07:16 | |
You don't have to tell me about Andrew. | 1:07:16 | 1:07:19 | |
We might fight like cat and dog, | 1:07:19 | 1:07:21 | |
-doesn't mean he doesn't love his mum. -No, no, I know that... | 1:07:21 | 1:07:24 | |
I gave birth to that boy, | 1:07:24 | 1:07:26 | |
NO-ONE understands him better than me. | 1:07:26 | 1:07:28 | |
Yeah, well, that's probably why you argue I mean, you're too close. | 1:07:28 | 1:07:32 | |
TOO close? Rubbish! | 1:07:32 | 1:07:35 | |
It's what we've been through together, it's what's HAPPENED. | 1:07:35 | 1:07:39 | |
You'd be very surprised, Heather, my love. | 1:07:39 | 1:07:43 | |
Sorry, what d'you mean? | 1:07:43 | 1:07:45 | |
Just that he's my boy. | 1:07:46 | 1:07:48 | |
We've got a special relationship, just like you and George. | 1:07:48 | 1:07:51 | |
Yeah. No, I mean... | 1:07:51 | 1:07:53 | |
what would I be surprised about? | 1:07:53 | 1:07:55 | |
Mrs Cotton? | 1:07:58 | 1:08:00 | |
DOOR OPENING | 1:08:00 | 1:08:01 | |
What you said now? | 1:08:09 | 1:08:11 | |
This is it, Ben. This is your chance. | 1:08:11 | 1:08:13 | |
You tell her you made a mistake and that's it. OK, it's over. | 1:08:13 | 1:08:16 | |
No. | 1:08:16 | 1:08:18 | |
All right, either you do it, or I will. | 1:08:19 | 1:08:22 | |
What, like you did to Dad? | 1:08:22 | 1:08:24 | |
I mean it. | 1:08:24 | 1:08:26 | |
Here you go. | 1:08:30 | 1:08:32 | |
Oh, thanks. | 1:08:32 | 1:08:33 | |
So, Ben, I hear you were at the prison earlier... | 1:08:34 | 1:08:37 | |
..is everything OK? | 1:08:39 | 1:08:40 | |
Shirley hasn't been bothering you again, has she? | 1:08:42 | 1:08:45 | |
Are you sure? You seem a little quiet. | 1:08:47 | 1:08:49 | |
No, Shirley hasn't been anywhere near us, | 1:08:50 | 1:08:53 | |
but there is something Ben wants to say to you. | 1:08:53 | 1:08:55 | |
Well? | 1:08:57 | 1:08:59 | |
Ben? | 1:09:02 | 1:09:04 | |
-He's obviously a little bit scared... -I ain't scared, all right. | 1:09:05 | 1:09:08 | |
It's only natural. | 1:09:08 | 1:09:10 | |
What you've done, Ben, it takes guts. | 1:09:10 | 1:09:13 | |
Your father is a very dangerous man. | 1:09:14 | 1:09:17 | |
Look, can I have a quick word with Ben in the kitchen? | 1:09:17 | 1:09:20 | |
No, it's all right, you can do it here. I don't mind. | 1:09:20 | 1:09:24 | |
Would you like a cup cake? I baked them myself. | 1:09:28 | 1:09:31 | |
-What? -D'you know, there is playing hard to get | 1:09:42 | 1:09:45 | |
and there's being down right rude, Kimberly. | 1:09:45 | 1:09:48 | |
-I thought you liked Ray? -Look, it's just not the right time. | 1:09:48 | 1:09:51 | |
-Why? -Look, it just ain't. It's a physical thing. | 1:09:51 | 1:09:55 | |
What? | 1:09:55 | 1:09:57 | |
Oh, oh, I see. Well, so what? | 1:09:57 | 1:09:59 | |
-You don't have to jump into bed straight away. Might do you good to wait. -No, it's not that. | 1:09:59 | 1:10:04 | |
Then what is it then? | 1:10:04 | 1:10:05 | |
I've got flaming nits, innit? | 1:10:07 | 1:10:10 | |
That Roxy Mitchell, she has got a lot to answer for, believe me. | 1:10:10 | 1:10:14 | |
You see, now that's exactly why I don't want Ray to find out. | 1:10:14 | 1:10:18 | |
Whatever it is, just, please, tell me. | 1:10:27 | 1:10:29 | |
-Fine, then I will. -No. | 1:10:30 | 1:10:33 | |
He used to wet the bed, right up until he was 20. | 1:10:36 | 1:10:41 | |
-He was so embarrassed. -Ohh. | 1:10:41 | 1:10:44 | |
Why couldn't you tell me that? | 1:10:45 | 1:10:47 | |
Erm... | 1:10:48 | 1:10:50 | |
It's just something I'd rather forget. | 1:10:50 | 1:10:52 | |
Don't see why Mum dragged it up after all these years. | 1:10:53 | 1:10:56 | |
-You're getting married, shouldn't have any secrets. -It's not a secret! | 1:10:56 | 1:11:00 | |
It's just not something I want shouted from the roof tops. | 1:11:00 | 1:11:03 | |
Yeah, but it's me, Andrew, you know? | 1:11:03 | 1:11:06 | |
I mean, you can trust me with anything. | 1:11:06 | 1:11:10 | |
Like I trust you completely. | 1:11:10 | 1:11:12 | |
Yeah. | 1:11:14 | 1:11:15 | |
Look, it's just a few more days | 1:11:17 | 1:11:18 | |
and then Phil Mitchell will be going down for a very long time, | 1:11:18 | 1:11:21 | |
and you can make sure that kid's raised right. | 1:11:21 | 1:11:24 | |
You were right about the icing. | 1:11:27 | 1:11:30 | |
Make a good team, you and me, don't we? | 1:11:30 | 1:11:32 | |
What d'you say that for? | 1:11:37 | 1:11:39 | |
To save your bacon. | 1:11:40 | 1:11:41 | |
Bit of gratitude wouldn't go amiss. | 1:11:41 | 1:11:43 | |
Gratitude?! You just made me lie to my future wife. | 1:11:43 | 1:11:46 | |
Like you haven't before? | 1:11:46 | 1:11:48 | |
Not telling and lying are two completely different things. | 1:11:49 | 1:11:53 | |
Are they indeed? | 1:11:53 | 1:11:55 | |
-Are we off then? Cos we need to pick up George. -Yeah. | 1:11:59 | 1:12:02 | |
Bye, Rose. | 1:12:02 | 1:12:04 | |
You've done really well, Tanya. | 1:12:08 | 1:12:10 | |
Thanks. I'm not sure I actually did anything. | 1:12:10 | 1:12:12 | |
You showed guts! You fought that cancer every step of the way. | 1:12:12 | 1:12:16 | |
Oh, hello, Dot. | 1:12:16 | 1:12:17 | |
Found Dot on the doorstep. | 1:12:17 | 1:12:18 | |
Well, Derek phoned me, I hope you don't mind? | 1:12:18 | 1:12:21 | |
-Course not, more the merrier! -I'll get some glasses. | 1:12:21 | 1:12:23 | |
Dot, I'll take your coat. | 1:12:23 | 1:12:25 | |
Spoke to Abi, she's well chuffed. She's going to call you later. | 1:12:25 | 1:12:28 | |
Great. | 1:12:28 | 1:12:30 | |
Oh, it's wonderful news, Tanya. | 1:12:30 | 1:12:34 | |
I prayed to Jesus and he answered. | 1:12:34 | 1:12:37 | |
Oh, thank you, Dot. | 1:12:37 | 1:12:38 | |
-Shame he didn't answer our prayers for Siobhan, isn't it? -Siobhan? | 1:12:38 | 1:12:41 | |
Don't worry about it, have a seat. | 1:12:41 | 1:12:44 | |
Oh, ta. | 1:12:44 | 1:12:46 | |
Listen, mate, I'm sorry about all of that. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:52 | |
It's all right. | 1:12:52 | 1:12:54 | |
Our family, it's like the flaming mafia. | 1:12:54 | 1:12:57 | |
Look, I just wanted to say... | 1:12:58 | 1:13:01 | |
..well, you know... | 1:13:03 | 1:13:04 | |
..you know, put it there. | 1:13:05 | 1:13:07 | |
Cheers. | 1:13:12 | 1:13:13 | |
Oi, it's all right. | 1:13:16 | 1:13:18 | |
All right. | 1:13:20 | 1:13:22 | |
But, you know, she doesn't mean to blow so hot and cold, | 1:13:23 | 1:13:26 | |
trust me there are there are reasons, you know, valid reasons, | 1:13:26 | 1:13:31 | |
-which really aren't as bad as they sound... -What reasons? | 1:13:31 | 1:13:35 | |
Well, it's really not my place to say | 1:13:35 | 1:13:37 | |
and my sister's right hook is pretty formidable, which you may remember! | 1:13:37 | 1:13:40 | |
You know, I'm sorry, Denise, | 1:13:40 | 1:13:42 | |
but I'm starting to think that life's interesting enough | 1:13:42 | 1:13:44 | |
without adding Kim to the mix. | 1:13:44 | 1:13:46 | |
She's got nits...all right? | 1:13:46 | 1:13:49 | |
Excuse me, everyone. I think it's time for a few words, don't you? | 1:13:53 | 1:13:57 | |
-Tan, make a speech? Come on, make a speech. -Eh? Oh, no... -Come on, Del. | 1:13:57 | 1:13:59 | |
I suppose you'll leave it down to me then, eh? | 1:13:59 | 1:14:03 | |
What, is that embarrassing, is it, Max? | 1:14:03 | 1:14:06 | |
Well, maybe Jack should make the speech | 1:14:06 | 1:14:08 | |
-he's your number one priority at the moment. -Leave off! | 1:14:08 | 1:14:10 | |
-Well, you know what I mean? -Get on with it. | 1:14:10 | 1:14:12 | |
Well, well, if you're sure? | 1:14:12 | 1:14:14 | |
Cos, you know, a man might feel like he's not particularly welcome, | 1:14:14 | 1:14:17 | |
when all he wants is for his family to be well and happy. | 1:14:17 | 1:14:19 | |
I'd like to hear what Derek has got to say. | 1:14:19 | 1:14:21 | |
-Thank you, Dorothy. -So, that weren't the speech? | 1:14:21 | 1:14:24 | |
-Come on. -If you're going to be like that I'm not going to make one! -THEY LAUGH | 1:14:24 | 1:14:28 | |
-All right, all right, all right, OK. Well, unaccustomed as I am... -THEY GROAN | 1:14:28 | 1:14:33 | |
I'm only joking! | 1:14:33 | 1:14:35 | |
Let me just say this, right. | 1:14:37 | 1:14:38 | |
It's at times like this when you really realise how lucky you are. | 1:14:38 | 1:14:43 | |
You know, Tanya's taken a big step forward. | 1:14:44 | 1:14:47 | |
-Salut. Salut. -TANYA MOUTHS | 1:14:47 | 1:14:50 | |
And I've been lucky enough to be the oldest sibling. | 1:14:50 | 1:14:53 | |
To watch these three come into the world... | 1:14:53 | 1:14:55 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 1:14:55 | 1:14:57 | |
Hey, put it on. | 1:14:57 | 1:15:00 | |
-Why? -Just put on the headgear, babe. | 1:15:01 | 1:15:03 | |
I mean, we're going to need grade five level protection. | 1:15:03 | 1:15:06 | |
-Is this a joke? -If only. | 1:15:06 | 1:15:08 | |
-The little creepy crawlies in that lovely barnet of yours. -Denise? | 1:15:09 | 1:15:13 | |
I want to kill her! She had no right shouting my bus... | 1:15:13 | 1:15:16 | |
What are you doing? | 1:15:16 | 1:15:17 | |
This is not even a fashion garment. | 1:15:17 | 1:15:19 | |
I look silly. | 1:15:19 | 1:15:20 | |
You look hot. | 1:15:20 | 1:15:22 | |
-Do I? -Mmm-hmm. | 1:15:23 | 1:15:25 | |
I suppose you've either got it or you ain't, innit? | 1:15:26 | 1:15:30 | |
You're damn right. | 1:15:31 | 1:15:32 | |
-Oh, no, no, no. No. -What? | 1:15:32 | 1:15:34 | |
I say live dangerously, Raymondo. | 1:15:39 | 1:15:43 | |
All right. | 1:15:43 | 1:15:44 | |
Ooh! Halle-flippin-lujah! | 1:15:44 | 1:15:47 | |
-We're going to have words me and you, later... -Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 1:15:47 | 1:15:51 | |
So, we going then? | 1:15:51 | 1:15:53 | |
You're really checking me out, innit? | 1:15:59 | 1:16:02 | |
I was looking for nits actually. | 1:16:02 | 1:16:05 | |
-You mention that again and I will... -What? | 1:16:05 | 1:16:09 | |
I dunno, I might hurt you. | 1:16:09 | 1:16:11 | |
Promises, promises. | 1:16:11 | 1:16:12 | |
Yeah, knock off your kneecap and put you in a head lock! | 1:16:12 | 1:16:15 | |
That's if I don't get you first. | 1:16:15 | 1:16:17 | |
You know what? I like a woman who can hold her liquor. | 1:16:17 | 1:16:20 | |
It's a sign of class. | 1:16:20 | 1:16:22 | |
Sign of something. | 1:16:22 | 1:16:23 | |
I mean, you take these young girls today, eh? | 1:16:23 | 1:16:25 | |
You know, staggering all over the streets, throwing up? | 1:16:25 | 1:16:29 | |
Oh, disgusting! | 1:16:29 | 1:16:32 | |
I bet when you were young you used to go out all night, | 1:16:32 | 1:16:35 | |
come home in the morning, not a hair out of place. | 1:16:35 | 1:16:37 | |
See, a different generation. | 1:16:37 | 1:16:39 | |
What generation's that then, Derek? | 1:16:39 | 1:16:42 | |
-Well the same as mine, I assume. -Schmoozer. | 1:16:42 | 1:16:45 | |
I like a strong woman, Cora. | 1:16:47 | 1:16:48 | |
-Cheers. -L'chaim. | 1:16:50 | 1:16:52 | |
Derek still banging on in there, is he? | 1:16:54 | 1:16:56 | |
Erm, what's wrong, Mum? | 1:16:56 | 1:16:58 | |
Nothing. No. | 1:16:58 | 1:16:59 | |
Is it Carol and Dot? | 1:17:00 | 1:17:02 | |
Cos you know what people can be like, | 1:17:02 | 1:17:04 | |
the C word just makes them say silly stuff. | 1:17:04 | 1:17:06 | |
No, it's not them, it's... | 1:17:06 | 1:17:08 | |
It's nothing, honestly. | 1:17:08 | 1:17:10 | |
I'm just being a silly old cow. | 1:17:10 | 1:17:13 | |
Right, just tell me. | 1:17:14 | 1:17:16 | |
Oh, I was so convinced that I'd be walking out of that room with a death sentence hanging over me. | 1:17:20 | 1:17:25 | |
So I should be over the moon, shouldn't I? | 1:17:27 | 1:17:29 | |
So why am I feeling so frightened? | 1:17:31 | 1:17:34 | |
The scan was clear, Mum. | 1:17:34 | 1:17:37 | |
Hm. | 1:17:37 | 1:17:39 | |
For now. Could come back though, couldn't it? Next month, next year? | 1:17:39 | 1:17:42 | |
It could just be waiting for me to get comfortable and happy | 1:17:42 | 1:17:45 | |
-and then it could just... -No, just don't, Mum. | 1:17:45 | 1:17:48 | |
The doctors will do checks, they'll make sure that that doesn't happen. | 1:17:48 | 1:17:52 | |
You can't go through life dreading the worst | 1:17:52 | 1:17:55 | |
cos otherwise it's just going to, it's just going to always be there | 1:17:55 | 1:17:58 | |
it's going to be in there. | 1:17:58 | 1:18:00 | |
It's gone, Mum. It's gone. | 1:18:00 | 1:18:03 | |
(Why?) | 1:18:04 | 1:18:05 | |
-Why me, not Siobhan, or...? -I don't know... | 1:18:05 | 1:18:09 | |
but isn't that, like, double the reason | 1:18:09 | 1:18:11 | |
not to live your life feeling sorry for yourself? | 1:18:11 | 1:18:14 | |
I mean, I'm sure Siobhan would have a few words to say about that. | 1:18:14 | 1:18:18 | |
Yeah, just a few. | 1:18:18 | 1:18:20 | |
D'you, er, d'you want to hear a funny story? | 1:18:20 | 1:18:23 | |
Yeah. | 1:18:23 | 1:18:24 | |
OK, so there's this girl, she's about 13, gobby as hell, | 1:18:24 | 1:18:29 | |
we won't dwell on the bright orange perm... | 1:18:29 | 1:18:33 | |
So, one night, her and her mate Tracy thought it'd be hilarious | 1:18:34 | 1:18:38 | |
to re-enact The Exorcist for her little sister Rainie. | 1:18:38 | 1:18:42 | |
They waited till she thought everyone had gone out | 1:18:42 | 1:18:44 | |
and they started moving stuff about. | 1:18:44 | 1:18:46 | |
Well...Rainie got so worked up she started screaming her head off. | 1:18:46 | 1:18:51 | |
Five minutes later the police turned up | 1:18:51 | 1:18:53 | |
to find the girl with the bright orange perm | 1:18:53 | 1:18:57 | |
holding a pack of peas to an eye that her sister'd just punched. | 1:18:57 | 1:19:01 | |
They were not amused. | 1:19:01 | 1:19:03 | |
-No? -No. | 1:19:03 | 1:19:05 | |
"Time wasting is a very serious offence, Miss Cross," apparently. | 1:19:05 | 1:19:08 | |
THEY LAUGH | 1:19:08 | 1:19:09 | |
I love you so much. | 1:19:14 | 1:19:15 | |
I love you too, Mum. | 1:19:16 | 1:19:17 | |
Come here my beautiful baby. | 1:19:19 | 1:19:21 | |
You got room for one more? | 1:19:28 | 1:19:30 | |
Well... | 1:19:30 | 1:19:31 | |
Is Derek still banging on in there? | 1:19:33 | 1:19:35 | |
Yeah. | 1:19:35 | 1:19:37 | |
Still hogging the sofa. | 1:19:37 | 1:19:39 | |
I've just put Oscar upstairs. | 1:19:39 | 1:19:40 | |
He's going to play on his own for a bit. | 1:19:40 | 1:19:43 | |
-What? -What? | 1:19:45 | 1:19:47 | |
Just stay here, right? Stay here. | 1:19:48 | 1:19:51 | |
Just a few more sleeps and then you, and me, and Andrew, | 1:19:55 | 1:20:01 | |
we're going to be a proper little family! | 1:20:01 | 1:20:03 | |
How lucky are we, eh? How lucky are we? | 1:20:03 | 1:20:08 | |
D'you know what? | 1:20:08 | 1:20:09 | |
We've found someone really good and really kind, | 1:20:09 | 1:20:12 | |
who's going to take care of us and make sure that we're safe. | 1:20:12 | 1:20:17 | |
It's just like a dream, innit, eh? Yeah? | 1:20:18 | 1:20:22 | |
Oh, you scared me! | 1:20:22 | 1:20:25 | |
Did you hear all that? | 1:20:25 | 1:20:26 | |
-I picked up the rings. -Oh! Oh, Andrew! | 1:20:27 | 1:20:30 | |
Oh, George, oh, George. Look! Look at the rings! | 1:20:30 | 1:20:33 | |
-Oh, look at those. -Heather. | 1:20:33 | 1:20:36 | |
-Heather. -That's Mummy's, you see... | 1:20:36 | 1:20:39 | |
Heather! There's something I need to tell you. | 1:20:39 | 1:20:43 | |
I was telling you... | 1:20:43 | 1:20:46 | |
-Look, she's got a knife! Tan? -Oi! -THEY SHOUT | 1:20:46 | 1:20:50 | |
Tan, what you doing? That's our sofa! | 1:20:50 | 1:20:52 | |
No, it's not! This... | 1:20:52 | 1:20:54 | |
THIS, this is my prison. | 1:20:54 | 1:20:56 | |
This is where I've been sat for all them months, | 1:20:56 | 1:20:59 | |
feeling sorry for myself, too knackered to get dressed, | 1:20:59 | 1:21:01 | |
thinking, "This is it, this is the end." Well, not any more... | 1:21:01 | 1:21:03 | |
-Rock and roll, Mum! -This is a perfectly good sofa, you know. | 1:21:03 | 1:21:06 | |
You can give it to charity if you didn't want it. | 1:21:06 | 1:21:09 | |
Yes, sorry about that, Dot. | 1:21:09 | 1:21:11 | |
It was just, erm, just something I had to do. | 1:21:11 | 1:21:15 | |
Well, don't just stand there. Come on, you lot, get involved, eh? | 1:21:16 | 1:21:20 | |
-Come on! Come on, I never liked it anyway. -THEY SCREAM | 1:21:20 | 1:21:24 | |
Go girl! | 1:21:24 | 1:21:25 | |
THEY LAUGH | 1:21:25 | 1:21:27 | |
It's snowing! | 1:21:30 | 1:21:32 | |
Is it me? Is it us? | 1:21:35 | 1:21:38 | |
Are you having second thoughts? | 1:21:38 | 1:21:41 | |
No, course I ain't. | 1:21:41 | 1:21:42 | |
Then what? | 1:21:42 | 1:21:44 | |
Look...I don't want you to be scared, I'm still me. | 1:21:44 | 1:21:49 | |
I'm still your Andrew. | 1:21:49 | 1:21:51 | |
-You're already married, aren't you? -No. | 1:21:54 | 1:21:57 | |
Look, Heather, just listen to me. | 1:21:57 | 1:21:59 | |
18 months ago I came out of prison for committing GBH. | 1:22:01 | 1:22:07 | |
Now, look I know that sounds really bad | 1:22:07 | 1:22:09 | |
and I'm not proud of myself... | 1:22:09 | 1:22:11 | |
GBH? | 1:22:11 | 1:22:12 | |
Grievous Bodily Harm? | 1:22:14 | 1:22:17 | |
-You nearly killed someone? -No, it wasn't that bad. | 1:22:17 | 1:22:20 | |
-How bad was it exactly? -I don't know... | 1:22:20 | 1:22:23 | |
Oh, yes, you do know. What did you do to him? | 1:22:23 | 1:22:27 | |
All right, fine, I fractured his skull. | 1:22:27 | 1:22:30 | |
He had ten stitches in his cheek, had to have four teeth out. | 1:22:30 | 1:22:34 | |
Ended up in intensive care for a couple of weeks. | 1:22:34 | 1:22:37 | |
-Is that enough detail for you? -I knew it. | 1:22:37 | 1:22:40 | |
I knew it. | 1:22:40 | 1:22:42 | |
I looked in the mirror wearing that wedding dress this morning | 1:22:42 | 1:22:45 | |
and I thought, "This ain't real." | 1:22:45 | 1:22:47 | |
-Just didn't want you to find out the wrong way. -Just waiting for something to go wrong. | 1:22:47 | 1:22:51 | |
Heather Trott she never gets that happy ever after, does she? | 1:22:51 | 1:22:54 | |
Nothing's changed, Heather, nothing! | 1:22:54 | 1:22:56 | |
Everything's changed! | 1:22:59 | 1:23:01 | |
MUSIC: "Que Sera Sera" by Doris Day | 1:23:06 | 1:23:08 | |
Time to pin the tail on the donkey! Here you are, Rose. | 1:23:12 | 1:23:15 | |
Here we go. One, two, three... | 1:23:15 | 1:23:18 | |
Now, don't worry. You'll all get a turn! | 1:23:20 | 1:23:23 | |
Don't blame me. It's Hev's idea. | 1:23:24 | 1:23:27 | |
I wanted strippers. | 1:23:27 | 1:23:28 | |
-Booze. -Fairy wings. -And what do we get? | 1:23:28 | 1:23:31 | |
A night in with the Last of The Summer Wine? Do me a favour. | 1:23:31 | 1:23:35 | |
Nearly time for the roulade! | 1:23:35 | 1:23:37 | |
Hev, can I have a word? | 1:23:37 | 1:23:39 | |
I've got the club on standby. | 1:23:43 | 1:23:45 | |
What are we doing here eating Battenberg with the blue rinse brigade? | 1:23:45 | 1:23:49 | |
Mrs Branning, she offered, and I just want a quiet night, Shirl. | 1:23:49 | 1:23:52 | |
We've been planning this for weeks. | 1:23:52 | 1:23:55 | |
It's your last big blow-out before you become Mrs Cotton. | 1:23:55 | 1:23:58 | |
Has something happened? | 1:23:58 | 1:24:00 | |
No. It's nothing. | 1:24:00 | 1:24:02 | |
Where's my bag? Have either of you seen me handbag? | 1:24:02 | 1:24:06 | |
It's on the stairs. | 1:24:06 | 1:24:07 | |
So it is! | 1:24:09 | 1:24:10 | |
I know I shouldn't say nothing... | 1:24:12 | 1:24:15 | |
but I've got a lovely surprise for you, Heather Trott. | 1:24:15 | 1:24:19 | |
Don't make me poke you, Hev. | 1:24:20 | 1:24:22 | |
I don't think I can marry him, Shirl. | 1:24:24 | 1:24:26 | |
Patrick, you seen anything of Heather? | 1:24:33 | 1:24:35 | |
Not since this morning. Why? | 1:24:35 | 1:24:37 | |
How did she seem to you? | 1:24:37 | 1:24:39 | |
A bit distracted maybe. But that's only to be expected. | 1:24:39 | 1:24:42 | |
-Just that we had a bit of a barney last night. -Lovers' tiff, I bet! | 1:24:42 | 1:24:47 | |
I should go and talk to her, really. | 1:24:47 | 1:24:49 | |
The girl is on her hen night, man. Let her enjoy herself now, man. | 1:24:49 | 1:24:53 | |
Why aren't you out celebrating your last night of freedom? | 1:24:53 | 1:24:56 | |
Stags ain't really my thing. | 1:24:56 | 1:24:58 | |
Oh, come on now, man, you should be out there gathering ammunition. | 1:24:58 | 1:25:02 | |
Comparing war wounds! | 1:25:02 | 1:25:04 | |
I don't really know anyone round here, | 1:25:04 | 1:25:07 | |
apart from Heather and my mum. | 1:25:07 | 1:25:10 | |
Hey, Billy, what're you doing later? | 1:25:13 | 1:25:16 | |
I'm not fighting with you, Shirl. | 1:25:22 | 1:25:24 | |
Look, if he's been inside once the chances are he's going to go back there. | 1:25:24 | 1:25:28 | |
Is that the type of life you want for George, eh? | 1:25:28 | 1:25:31 | |
Sitting there waiting for a visiting order? | 1:25:31 | 1:25:33 | |
Then you get a 30-minute conversation with some screw staring over your shoulder. | 1:25:33 | 1:25:37 | |
Get your chops around this, girls! | 1:25:37 | 1:25:39 | |
You'll have to excuse my sister's turban, Hev. | 1:25:39 | 1:25:44 | |
-She's had a little infestation... -Old Hollywood chic. | 1:25:44 | 1:25:47 | |
I always like to keep ahead of the trend. Unlike Old Mother Hubbard here. | 1:25:47 | 1:25:51 | |
Look, I know this isn't the ideal situation, | 1:25:56 | 1:25:58 | |
but er... today's Hev's day, innit? | 1:25:58 | 1:26:01 | |
Even though we've not seen eye to eye. | 1:26:01 | 1:26:04 | |
Suppose I can forgive you for one day... | 1:26:06 | 1:26:09 | |
for stitching up my old man. | 1:26:09 | 1:26:11 | |
-'Ere you are. -Cheers. | 1:26:15 | 1:26:18 | |
MUSIC: "Bachelor Boy" by Cliff Richard | 1:26:21 | 1:26:24 | |
OK, ladies. We've got a VIP area waiting for us at the R&R. | 1:26:24 | 1:26:29 | |
Well, what about my roulade? | 1:26:29 | 1:26:32 | |
Let the youngsters have their fun, Dot. | 1:26:32 | 1:26:34 | |
You don't mind if we tag along, do you girls? | 1:26:34 | 1:26:37 | |
Well, it is Heather's special occasion. | 1:26:37 | 1:26:40 | |
-I don't want to let you down. -It's hard to believe that you'll be a Cotton this time next week. | 1:26:40 | 1:26:45 | |
Strictly speaking you'll be a Taylor. Cos hers was a bigamous marriage. | 1:26:45 | 1:26:49 | |
Oh, change the record. | 1:26:49 | 1:26:50 | |
Unlike her wedding do, yours will be a dignified affair. | 1:26:50 | 1:26:53 | |
Married in cerise, according to all accounts. | 1:26:53 | 1:26:57 | |
Well - what can you expect from a scarlet woman? | 1:26:57 | 1:27:00 | |
D'you want me to go ahead, tell them the wedding's off? | 1:27:05 | 1:27:08 | |
Why would you do that? | 1:27:08 | 1:27:10 | |
You're not still seriously thinking about marrying that pudding? | 1:27:10 | 1:27:14 | |
-Mrs Branning has gone to a lot of trouble. -Hev! | 1:27:14 | 1:27:16 | |
I can't think about this, Shirl. Not now! | 1:27:16 | 1:27:19 | |
Could you tell me where I'd find 45 Albert Square? | 1:27:25 | 1:27:28 | |
Yeah, it's the house on the corner, mate. | 1:27:28 | 1:27:31 | |
Heather...! | 1:27:31 | 1:27:34 | |
-Just let me explain, yeah? -Stay away from her. | 1:27:35 | 1:27:39 | |
-It's none of your business. -Hev IS my business! | 1:27:39 | 1:27:41 | |
Just the man I'm looking for. I'm taking you over to the Vic. | 1:27:41 | 1:27:44 | |
-Now's not a good time, Patrick. -That wasn't a request, you know. | 1:27:44 | 1:27:48 | |
I'm giving Heather away, aren't I? | 1:27:48 | 1:27:49 | |
The last thing you want to do | 1:27:49 | 1:27:51 | |
is to upset the father of the bride. Now, come on. | 1:27:51 | 1:27:54 | |
Come on, come on. | 1:27:56 | 1:27:58 | |
No, no, no! No, you can't come in here! | 1:28:01 | 1:28:05 | |
I'm cooking, aren't I? So... | 1:28:05 | 1:28:08 | |
..pour yourself a nice big glass of red and put your feet up. | 1:28:10 | 1:28:13 | |
Yeah, but I'm covering for Lucy at the chippy. | 1:28:13 | 1:28:15 | |
Well... I've bought all the stuff and everything. | 1:28:15 | 1:28:19 | |
I'm trying to do something nice for us, Ian. | 1:28:19 | 1:28:21 | |
-I can heat it up later, can't I? -D'you know what? | 1:28:21 | 1:28:24 | |
You can make your own dinner. I'm going out. | 1:28:24 | 1:28:27 | |
-Where? -With my mates. -Who? | 1:28:27 | 1:28:31 | |
It's Fat Heather's hen do, innit? The more the merrier, I say. | 1:28:31 | 1:28:34 | |
Excuse me. | 1:28:34 | 1:28:36 | |
-What are you doing? -Uh, nothing. | 1:28:40 | 1:28:42 | |
Don't look like nothing. What was it? | 1:28:42 | 1:28:44 | |
I write one to Mum every year. I know it's stupid. I know. | 1:28:48 | 1:28:51 | |
Nah, it's not. | 1:28:54 | 1:28:55 | |
MUSIC: "Searchin' (I Gotta Find A Man)" by Hazell Dean | 1:28:57 | 1:29:00 | |
You holding out for a better offer? | 1:29:00 | 1:29:03 | |
-She's waiting for a text from Ray, isn't she? -Ahh... | 1:29:03 | 1:29:05 | |
Can you believe it, Walford's own little party girl's all lurved up. | 1:29:05 | 1:29:09 | |
I ain't lurved up, yeah? | 1:29:09 | 1:29:11 | |
We've only been on one date. Innit, Dee? | 1:29:11 | 1:29:13 | |
Yes, which was spent wearing an helmet. | 1:29:13 | 1:29:17 | |
Look, he's just a bit of fun. I'm not even sure if I like him. | 1:29:17 | 1:29:20 | |
TEXT ALERT | 1:29:20 | 1:29:21 | |
So what, you ain't going to answer that? | 1:29:21 | 1:29:23 | |
I'm out with the girls. Men are off limits. | 1:29:23 | 1:29:26 | |
-So you don't mind if I delete it, then? -Go ahead, I'm not interested. | 1:29:26 | 1:29:31 | |
SHE GASPS | 1:29:31 | 1:29:32 | |
Was that Ray? | 1:29:35 | 1:29:36 | |
McKlunky's. A bucket of chicken's four quid, apparently. | 1:29:36 | 1:29:40 | |
Something tells me you're the first person to ask for a sherry in here. | 1:29:42 | 1:29:45 | |
Well, I thought, just the one - you know, wouldn't do no harm. | 1:29:45 | 1:29:49 | |
You know, seeing as it's a celebration. | 1:29:49 | 1:29:52 | |
This takes me right back. | 1:29:52 | 1:29:54 | |
A quick pit stop for a Babycham, then dancing the night away at the Royal. | 1:29:54 | 1:30:00 | |
That's the old place in Tottenham, innit? | 1:30:00 | 1:30:03 | |
I broke many a heart on the dance floor. | 1:30:03 | 1:30:05 | |
I never had no time for gallivanting, you know - | 1:30:05 | 1:30:07 | |
cos my Nick, he was a very demanding baby. | 1:30:07 | 1:30:11 | |
Had terrible trouble with his ears. | 1:30:11 | 1:30:15 | |
My problem is I was too much like our mother. | 1:30:15 | 1:30:17 | |
Men just took one look at me | 1:30:17 | 1:30:20 | |
and let's face it, they knew exactly what they were getting. | 1:30:20 | 1:30:23 | |
I will never feel like a lady, and I never have done. | 1:30:25 | 1:30:28 | |
I think my half-sister's had one too many gin and its. | 1:30:28 | 1:30:32 | |
C'mon - let's get you a glass of water. | 1:30:32 | 1:30:35 | |
Mrs Branning, I'm ever so pleased you came. | 1:30:35 | 1:30:38 | |
Don't you think it's time you called me Dorothy? Seeing as you're almost family. | 1:30:38 | 1:30:43 | |
-Yes, Mrs Branning. -I've got a little something for you. | 1:30:43 | 1:30:46 | |
-What is it? -Oh - just a little something to see you on your way. | 1:30:46 | 1:30:52 | |
Oh, no, Mrs Branning, this is much too much. | 1:30:55 | 1:30:58 | |
Take it. With my blessing. | 1:30:58 | 1:31:00 | |
Yeah, but you've already got me my wedding dress... | 1:31:00 | 1:31:03 | |
I won't take no for an answer. | 1:31:03 | 1:31:05 | |
-He'll make a good husband, you know? -How can you be sure of that, eh? | 1:31:07 | 1:31:10 | |
Cos he's got goodness in him. | 1:31:10 | 1:31:12 | |
And it's up to you to help him find it. | 1:31:14 | 1:31:16 | |
Alfie, you going to come and join us for a drink, | 1:31:20 | 1:31:22 | |
celebrate this boy's last night of freedom? | 1:31:22 | 1:31:25 | |
Sorry, Paddy, bit busy, mate. | 1:31:25 | 1:31:26 | |
Ray, what about you? | 1:31:26 | 1:31:28 | |
Listen, mate, I'm at a crucial stage with a souffle right now, Patrick. | 1:31:28 | 1:31:32 | |
You know I'd, er...I'd never do anything to hurt Heather, don't you? | 1:31:34 | 1:31:38 | |
Where's that come from? | 1:31:38 | 1:31:40 | |
She found out I've been inside. | 1:31:40 | 1:31:43 | |
Doesn't that shock you? | 1:31:44 | 1:31:46 | |
Your past is your business. | 1:31:47 | 1:31:48 | |
It's Shirley though, innit? | 1:31:49 | 1:31:52 | |
She'd do anything to try and split us up. | 1:31:52 | 1:31:54 | |
What you've got to realise, son, is that you're marrying two women. | 1:31:54 | 1:31:58 | |
You should hear the way she speaks to her sometimes though, Patrick. | 1:31:58 | 1:32:03 | |
I wouldn't talk like that to a dog. | 1:32:03 | 1:32:04 | |
It's funny, you know? | 1:32:04 | 1:32:07 | |
You'd think Shirley was the one calling all the shots. | 1:32:07 | 1:32:10 | |
But let me tell you something - | 1:32:10 | 1:32:12 | |
she'd be hopeless without Heather, you know? | 1:32:12 | 1:32:14 | |
It's true, innit? | 1:32:16 | 1:32:18 | |
I'm marrying Shirley, ain't I? | 1:32:18 | 1:32:20 | |
Here he is. The condemned man! | 1:32:22 | 1:32:24 | |
You call this a stag? Here you are, stick that on. | 1:32:24 | 1:32:28 | |
ALL CHEER AND LAUGH | 1:32:28 | 1:32:30 | |
What is it? | 1:32:30 | 1:32:31 | |
I told you! I told you! | 1:32:32 | 1:32:33 | |
-Right, get the shots in, Alfie. -Yeah, he'll have a shandy. | 1:32:36 | 1:32:39 | |
Come on, Tracey, get your kit off. ALL CHEER | 1:32:39 | 1:32:42 | |
-You didn't have to do this, you know? -No, don't be soppy. | 1:32:43 | 1:32:46 | |
-We look after our own round here, don't we, Paddy? -Yeah, man! | 1:32:46 | 1:32:49 | |
Right, well, the first round's on me. | 1:32:49 | 1:32:51 | |
-Hiya. -All right? | 1:33:00 | 1:33:02 | |
Ooh, Arthur! | 1:33:23 | 1:33:25 | |
Ooh, look at you. You're all buttoned up wrong. | 1:33:25 | 1:33:29 | |
He's a DJ, you know? | 1:33:29 | 1:33:31 | |
-Mrs B, I need to start my set. -Why don't you come over on Sunday, | 1:33:31 | 1:33:35 | |
and I'll make you one of my special steak and kidney puddings? | 1:33:35 | 1:33:38 | |
-Yeah, I really should go... -Well, I'll be right at the front, | 1:33:38 | 1:33:41 | |
-and I'll be clapping. -Great, great. | 1:33:41 | 1:33:44 | |
(Just kill me. Just kill me now.) | 1:33:44 | 1:33:46 | |
You've stolen my little boy. | 1:33:46 | 1:33:47 | |
D'you know what, Rose? I think you've had enough. | 1:33:47 | 1:33:51 | |
He may not be the sharpest tool in the box, | 1:33:51 | 1:33:54 | |
but he's got a big heart. He gets it from me. | 1:33:54 | 1:33:57 | |
Why don't I just take you home, Mrs Cotton, yeah? | 1:33:57 | 1:34:00 | |
Now... He likes a bit of chicken. | 1:34:00 | 1:34:02 | |
-Right. -He likes it roast... -Yeah. -..he likes it fried... | 1:34:02 | 1:34:05 | |
but he does NOT like it grilled. | 1:34:05 | 1:34:08 | |
-I think it's time to go home. Behave yourself. -I've only just started! | 1:34:08 | 1:34:12 | |
SHE YELLS DRUNKENLY | 1:34:14 | 1:34:15 | |
Rose, be careful, come on... | 1:34:17 | 1:34:20 | |
I've still got it, Kim, haven't I? | 1:34:20 | 1:34:23 | |
Oh, hello, darling... | 1:34:23 | 1:34:25 | |
-Rose, come on. -Oh! | 1:34:25 | 1:34:28 | |
It's my birthday! | 1:34:28 | 1:34:29 | |
Put it in a cab. | 1:34:31 | 1:34:32 | |
Come on, then. Now - you've been round the houses a few times. | 1:34:32 | 1:34:36 | |
What advice have you got for our Hev? | 1:34:36 | 1:34:38 | |
Yeah. | 1:34:38 | 1:34:40 | |
Never...NEVER go to sleep on a row. | 1:34:40 | 1:34:42 | |
Fight it out and then make it up. | 1:34:42 | 1:34:45 | |
That's how you keep the passion alive. | 1:34:45 | 1:34:49 | |
At least it was with me. | 1:34:49 | 1:34:52 | |
-All right, girls? -DOT: -Your attention, please! | 1:34:52 | 1:34:54 | |
Sorry I'm late, Hev. | 1:34:54 | 1:34:55 | |
You know what Ian's like when he's on one. | 1:34:55 | 1:34:58 | |
Mrs B, what're you doing? | 1:34:58 | 1:35:01 | |
You probably most of you know me. I'm Dorothy Branning, Mrs... | 1:35:01 | 1:35:04 | |
Chairwoman of the Walford Neighbourhood Watch... | 1:35:04 | 1:35:07 | |
-Let me handle this. -I'm perfectly capable of public speaking. | 1:35:07 | 1:35:11 | |
The Reverend Stevens is always praising me | 1:35:11 | 1:35:14 | |
-on account of me gospel readings. -Yeah, but one minute... | 1:35:14 | 1:35:17 | |
Yo, yo, yo, listen, ladies and gentlemen, OK, | 1:35:17 | 1:35:19 | |
cos my main girl MC Dotty B wants to say a few words, d'you get me? | 1:35:19 | 1:35:24 | |
Yeah? ALL: Yeah! | 1:35:24 | 1:35:27 | |
All right! Thanks... | 1:35:27 | 1:35:29 | |
Well... I expect most of you know | 1:35:29 | 1:35:31 | |
that Heather Trott is getting married. | 1:35:31 | 1:35:33 | |
-MAN: -Get on with it! | 1:35:33 | 1:35:35 | |
Good manners cost nothing, young man. | 1:35:35 | 1:35:39 | |
Now, I'd like to take this opportunity | 1:35:39 | 1:35:42 | |
of asking you all to join me in raising a glass | 1:35:42 | 1:35:46 | |
to wish both of them a very happy marriage. To Heather Trott! | 1:35:46 | 1:35:52 | |
ALL: To Heather! | 1:35:52 | 1:35:54 | |
Tip number one, never tell her she looks tired. Number two, | 1:36:00 | 1:36:02 | |
never stare at Holly Willoughby more than ten seconds, all right? | 1:36:02 | 1:36:06 | |
And the third one, always tell her she's right. | 1:36:06 | 1:36:10 | |
You want to know the way to a woman's heart? | 1:36:11 | 1:36:14 | |
It's all...in the hip action. | 1:36:14 | 1:36:16 | |
Yeah, man. As soon as she know you can dance... | 1:36:16 | 1:36:19 | |
the rest takes care of itself. | 1:36:19 | 1:36:21 | |
So what about you and Rose then, eh? | 1:36:21 | 1:36:23 | |
We're just friends, man. Nothing else. | 1:36:23 | 1:36:25 | |
Oh really, yeah? | 1:36:25 | 1:36:27 | |
Well, friends...with benefits. | 1:36:27 | 1:36:29 | |
You dirty dog. Raymondo, you must have tips to share? | 1:36:29 | 1:36:32 | |
All right. A woman loves a man who knows his way around the kitchen. | 1:36:32 | 1:36:36 | |
Right, so is it true, then, that food's like a aphro... | 1:36:36 | 1:36:39 | |
-Aphrodisiac. -..disiac? | 1:36:39 | 1:36:41 | |
I've got two words for you, boys. | 1:36:41 | 1:36:44 | |
-Pine nuts. -Oh, shut up! | 1:36:44 | 1:36:46 | |
No, seriously, it works every time, man. | 1:36:46 | 1:36:49 | |
I've got one... | 1:36:49 | 1:36:50 | |
All right. Never tell your missus that her sister is a sort, right. | 1:36:50 | 1:36:57 | |
because Abi, she can really throw a punch, right? | 1:36:57 | 1:37:00 | |
-Ian. Come and join us. -Nah, you're all right. | 1:37:00 | 1:37:03 | |
We're giving Andrew some tips on how to be a good husband. | 1:37:03 | 1:37:06 | |
And no-one's had more go's than you. | 1:37:06 | 1:37:09 | |
You want my advice? Stay clear of blondes. | 1:37:09 | 1:37:11 | |
Funny, innit? Eight months ago I never even knew Heather. | 1:37:14 | 1:37:17 | |
Now, I couldn't be without her. | 1:37:17 | 1:37:19 | |
-Pass me a bucket. -No, don't say that... | 1:37:19 | 1:37:21 | |
Got yourself a right cracker there, Andrew. | 1:37:22 | 1:37:24 | |
He's a bit of a player. You want to talk to Jean about that(?) | 1:37:24 | 1:37:28 | |
Oh, shut up, will ya! She's not Page Three material... | 1:37:28 | 1:37:31 | |
Oi! Watch it! | 1:37:31 | 1:37:32 | |
No, what I mean is, she's got a heart of gold, ain't she? | 1:37:32 | 1:37:35 | |
Will you gentleman excuse me? I'm going to try the missus again. | 1:37:35 | 1:37:39 | |
-Andrew... -There ain't going to be no aggro or anything. | 1:37:39 | 1:37:41 | |
I just want to talk to her. | 1:37:41 | 1:37:43 | |
Oi..! Where're you sneaking off to? | 1:37:45 | 1:37:50 | |
It's Andrew. | 1:37:50 | 1:37:52 | |
Tonight is about spending time with your mates. | 1:37:52 | 1:37:54 | |
I know it is. | 1:37:54 | 1:37:56 | |
Well, it ain't like I'm going to see you much, is it, after next week? | 1:37:56 | 1:37:59 | |
-What are you talking about? -It's not gonna be the same. Hev and Shirl. | 1:37:59 | 1:38:03 | |
It's all going to change. | 1:38:03 | 1:38:05 | |
There's always going to be Hev and Shirl. | 1:38:05 | 1:38:07 | |
I know I'm a stroppy cow, but you do know that you're my best mate? | 1:38:07 | 1:38:11 | |
-Course I do. -And I don't want a bloke coming in between us. | 1:38:11 | 1:38:14 | |
-That ain't going to happen. -So just for tonight, forget about Andrew. | 1:38:14 | 1:38:17 | |
MUSIC: "Respectable" by Mel and Kim | 1:38:17 | 1:38:20 | |
Here, do you remember this? 1987. Me and you down the Hippodrome, eh? | 1:38:20 | 1:38:24 | |
I can still remember the moves, you know? | 1:38:24 | 1:38:26 | |
-No! Can you? -Yeah. | 1:38:26 | 1:38:29 | |
-Shall we have a go? -No, you go first. -No, you go first. Go on. | 1:38:29 | 1:38:33 | |
Let's do it together. Go, go, go... | 1:38:33 | 1:38:35 | |
Can I get a glass of champagne, please? | 1:38:35 | 1:38:38 | |
Oh, you can put it on Heather's tab. | 1:38:38 | 1:38:40 | |
# Take or leave us only please believe us | 1:38:47 | 1:38:51 | |
# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable) | 1:38:51 | 1:38:55 | |
# Like us, hate us but you'll never change us | 1:38:55 | 1:38:59 | |
# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable)... # | 1:38:59 | 1:39:04 | |
-I love you, Heather Trott. -I love you too, Shirl. | 1:39:04 | 1:39:08 | |
-I love you more. -I love you more. | 1:39:08 | 1:39:11 | |
If you had your time again, would you change anything? | 1:39:11 | 1:39:15 | |
Suffering produces endurance, | 1:39:15 | 1:39:16 | |
endurance produces character and character produces hope. | 1:39:16 | 1:39:20 | |
Look at them, they're all so young. | 1:39:20 | 1:39:23 | |
They've got no idea of the disappointments that lie ahead. | 1:39:23 | 1:39:28 | |
# Tay, tay, tay, tay T-t-t-t-t-tay, tay | 1:39:28 | 1:39:29 | |
# Take or leave us only please believe us | 1:39:29 | 1:39:33 | |
# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable)... # | 1:39:33 | 1:39:37 | |
Heather Trott? | 1:39:37 | 1:39:39 | |
-Oh, here we go. Come on, get it over and done with. -Hev... | 1:39:39 | 1:39:43 | |
Oh... It was only the once, I promise. | 1:39:45 | 1:39:48 | |
I mean, I didn't have time to separate my papers from my plastics. | 1:39:48 | 1:39:52 | |
I'm really sorry, Officer... | 1:39:52 | 1:39:54 | |
MUSIC: "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer | 1:39:54 | 1:39:56 | |
Oh, Shirl! | 1:39:56 | 1:39:58 | |
Ooh, yeah... | 1:39:59 | 1:40:01 | |
WOMEN CHEER LASCIVIOUSLY | 1:40:01 | 1:40:02 | |
MUSIC: "Three Times A Lady" by The Commodores | 1:40:05 | 1:40:08 | |
# ..And I love you | 1:40:08 | 1:40:13 | |
# Yes, you're once, twice | 1:40:13 | 1:40:18 | |
# Three times a lady | 1:40:19 | 1:40:24 | |
# And I love you | 1:40:25 | 1:40:34 | |
# I love you... # | 1:40:35 | 1:40:41 | |
You seen much of Ben? | 1:40:44 | 1:40:45 | |
He ain't exactly popular in my house, is he? | 1:40:45 | 1:40:49 | |
Listen, does he ever talk about the young offenders' place? | 1:40:49 | 1:40:52 | |
Yeah, a bit. Why? Weren't exactly top dog in there, was he? | 1:40:52 | 1:40:57 | |
All right - and if he went back in? | 1:40:57 | 1:40:59 | |
It'd kill him. | 1:40:59 | 1:41:01 | |
Heather still ain't answering her phone. | 1:41:02 | 1:41:05 | |
Oh, God, let the girl enjoy herself now, man. | 1:41:05 | 1:41:07 | |
With Shirley there? Picking away at her... Sticking ideas in her head. | 1:41:07 | 1:41:11 | |
I ain't going to let her ruin it for me, Patrick. | 1:41:11 | 1:41:14 | |
Oi, oi. Trouble in paradise? | 1:41:16 | 1:41:18 | |
Yeah, it feels like it. | 1:41:18 | 1:41:21 | |
Ben told me it's Phil's plea hearing next week. | 1:41:21 | 1:41:23 | |
Good news travels fast. | 1:41:23 | 1:41:25 | |
I don't take pleasure from this. | 1:41:25 | 1:41:27 | |
Now, I find that hard to believe. | 1:41:27 | 1:41:28 | |
So, have you decided what you're going to do if... | 1:41:28 | 1:41:31 | |
It won't come to that. | 1:41:31 | 1:41:33 | |
You sound confident. | 1:41:33 | 1:41:35 | |
It's all I've got. I've lost everything else. | 1:41:35 | 1:41:39 | |
Come on. Let's show this bride how much she CAN blush. | 1:41:39 | 1:41:43 | |
Heather... | 1:41:50 | 1:41:51 | |
-Oh. -What're you doing? | 1:41:51 | 1:41:54 | |
Do you mind? We're trying to have some fun here. | 1:41:54 | 1:41:56 | |
-We're going home. -Get your hands off. | 1:41:56 | 1:41:58 | |
-Keep out of this. -What, you going knock six bells out of ME? | 1:41:58 | 1:42:01 | |
-No, Shirl, that's enough. -You know he's done time. | 1:42:01 | 1:42:03 | |
Yeah - Andy Pandy here's got a little bit of a temper. | 1:42:03 | 1:42:07 | |
You don't know what you're talking about. | 1:42:07 | 1:42:09 | |
How long do you reckon, before he starts knocking you about? | 1:42:09 | 1:42:12 | |
Andrew's a good boy. | 1:42:12 | 1:42:13 | |
I don't mean to be rude, | 1:42:13 | 1:42:14 | |
but you ain't exactly a great judge of character, are you? | 1:42:14 | 1:42:18 | |
A bad day at work, a belly full of beer... | 1:42:18 | 1:42:21 | |
You say one word out of line, he'll be giving you back-handers! | 1:42:21 | 1:42:24 | |
-That's enough. -This ain't your business. | 1:42:24 | 1:42:26 | |
-He's Dot's nephew, that makes it my business. -I know what I'm talking about, Hev. | 1:42:26 | 1:42:31 | |
You know what? I think it's best if you just go. | 1:42:31 | 1:42:33 | |
Yeah, go. Back to Southend. | 1:42:33 | 1:42:37 | |
Cos nobody wants you here. Least of all Hev. | 1:42:37 | 1:42:41 | |
Not so tough without an audience, are you? | 1:42:54 | 1:42:56 | |
You've had it in for me since I got here, haven't you? | 1:42:56 | 1:42:59 | |
You're not good enough for Hev. | 1:42:59 | 1:43:01 | |
If anyone's a bully around here it's you. | 1:43:01 | 1:43:03 | |
The way you talk down to her. | 1:43:03 | 1:43:06 | |
Lift her up, then dump her whenever you feel like it. | 1:43:06 | 1:43:09 | |
We all know what this is really about though, don't we? | 1:43:09 | 1:43:12 | |
-Enlighten me. -With Phil facing life, Heather getting hitched... | 1:43:12 | 1:43:17 | |
there's going to be no-one left for you. | 1:43:17 | 1:43:19 | |
You're going to be all on your own, Shirley. And you hate it. | 1:43:19 | 1:43:25 | |
You think if Hev had the choice she'd choose you? | 1:43:25 | 1:43:29 | |
I've seen her face. She sees what we all see. | 1:43:29 | 1:43:33 | |
-And what's that? -A vicious thug! | 1:43:33 | 1:43:36 | |
Since I first saw you, I knew there was something wrong. | 1:43:36 | 1:43:39 | |
I thought you were simple, I didn't put you down as the tough guy. | 1:43:39 | 1:43:42 | |
-You better shut that mouth. -Do it for me? | 1:43:42 | 1:43:44 | |
Come on, Andrew! Show us what you've really got. | 1:43:44 | 1:43:48 | |
If you was a geezer, I tell ya... | 1:43:48 | 1:43:49 | |
Now do you see? | 1:43:54 | 1:43:56 | |
MUSIC: "You Make Me Feel So Young" by Frank Sinatra | 1:44:03 | 1:44:06 | |
# You and I | 1:44:06 | 1:44:09 | |
# Are just like a couple of tots | 1:44:09 | 1:44:14 | |
# Runnin' across the meadow | 1:44:14 | 1:44:17 | |
# Pickin' up lots of forget-me-nots | 1:44:17 | 1:44:21 | |
# You make me feel so young | 1:44:21 | 1:44:25 | |
# You make me feel there are songs to be sung | 1:44:25 | 1:44:29 | |
# Bells to be rung... # | 1:44:29 | 1:44:31 | |
Heather, wait... She got to me, didn't she? | 1:44:31 | 1:44:34 | |
So I've got a bit of a temper. | 1:44:34 | 1:44:36 | |
That doesn't mean I'd ever raise my hand to you, does it? | 1:44:36 | 1:44:41 | |
Who was it? | 1:44:41 | 1:44:42 | |
It doesn't matter. | 1:44:42 | 1:44:44 | |
Shirl's right. I can't trust you. | 1:44:44 | 1:44:46 | |
It was my mum's ex. | 1:44:46 | 1:44:48 | |
He used to be a bit handy with his fists. | 1:44:48 | 1:44:50 | |
He put her in hospital twice. | 1:44:53 | 1:44:55 | |
I couldn't just sit back and let him treat her like that, could I? | 1:44:55 | 1:44:58 | |
She's my mum. | 1:44:58 | 1:45:00 | |
But...I've got Shirl in one ear and Rose in the other... | 1:45:01 | 1:45:07 | |
What's Mum said? | 1:45:07 | 1:45:09 | |
Doesn't matter. | 1:45:09 | 1:45:11 | |
D'you know what, I can't do this. | 1:45:12 | 1:45:14 | |
Where're you going? | 1:45:14 | 1:45:16 | |
D'you think it's easy living round here? | 1:45:16 | 1:45:18 | |
Everyone poking their noses in. | 1:45:18 | 1:45:21 | |
Interfering in our business. This is our life, Heather! | 1:45:21 | 1:45:24 | |
It's got nothing to do with Shirley or my mum. | 1:45:24 | 1:45:27 | |
This is about me, you and George. | 1:45:27 | 1:45:30 | |
That's all I give a monkey's about. | 1:45:30 | 1:45:33 | |
We either do this, or finish it now. | 1:45:35 | 1:45:38 | |
Cos I can't live like this. | 1:45:40 | 1:45:41 | |
So which is it to be? | 1:45:44 | 1:45:46 | |
Yeah, I thought so. | 1:45:50 | 1:45:52 | |
You know it's Phil's hearing next week, don't you? | 1:45:56 | 1:45:59 | |
Spit it out, Billy. | 1:45:59 | 1:46:00 | |
Well...nothing TO say, is there? | 1:46:00 | 1:46:03 | |
Between Ben and Marsden they've stitched him up good and proper. | 1:46:03 | 1:46:06 | |
What, you think it was easy for that boy to stand up to his father? | 1:46:06 | 1:46:10 | |
It's family, Patrick. You don't grass. | 1:46:10 | 1:46:13 | |
I don't envy him at all, coming up against that every day. | 1:46:13 | 1:46:16 | |
I'll tell you what, Patrick, you don't know the half of it. | 1:46:16 | 1:46:21 | |
Listen, remember all that trouble you had with your lad, Paul? | 1:46:21 | 1:46:24 | |
Is there anything you wish you'd done differently? | 1:46:24 | 1:46:28 | |
Hindsight plays tricks on the mind. | 1:46:28 | 1:46:30 | |
All you can do is look forward, son. | 1:46:30 | 1:46:33 | |
Yeah, I know. But if you could change one thing? | 1:46:33 | 1:46:36 | |
I would have turned him in. | 1:46:39 | 1:46:41 | |
Soon as I knew he was involved in drugs, I would've called the police. | 1:46:41 | 1:46:45 | |
And have him hate you for it? | 1:46:45 | 1:46:47 | |
I'd rather that than to see him throw his life away. | 1:46:47 | 1:46:51 | |
I mean - all that boy ever needed was a fresh start. | 1:46:51 | 1:46:55 | |
Wipe the slate clean. | 1:46:55 | 1:46:57 | |
But he never got that chance, did he? | 1:46:59 | 1:47:02 | |
It was too late. | 1:47:02 | 1:47:04 | |
Mum...? | 1:47:10 | 1:47:12 | |
That's Heather's dress. | 1:47:18 | 1:47:20 | |
I never got to wear white, did I? | 1:47:20 | 1:47:22 | |
Get it off. | 1:47:23 | 1:47:26 | |
The feel of silk against my skin. It's like I'm 16 again. | 1:47:26 | 1:47:29 | |
I won't tell you again. | 1:47:29 | 1:47:30 | |
No harm done, is there? | 1:47:30 | 1:47:32 | |
No harm done?! This is twisted, Mum, even for you. | 1:47:33 | 1:47:37 | |
Just get it off, will you? Get it off! | 1:47:37 | 1:47:40 | |
SHE SHRIEKS Now look what you've done! | 1:47:40 | 1:47:43 | |
My nerves couldn't stand another shock like that tonight... | 1:47:43 | 1:47:46 | |
Rose Elizabeth! | 1:47:49 | 1:47:52 | |
It's times like this I wish I had a camera. | 1:47:53 | 1:47:56 | |
Are you coming in? | 1:48:05 | 1:48:07 | |
No, I'll catch you up in a bit. | 1:48:07 | 1:48:09 | |
-I've just got to go check on the chippy. -All right. | 1:48:09 | 1:48:12 | |
Why hasn't he texted me, Dee? | 1:48:16 | 1:48:17 | |
I don't know why he hasn't texted you! | 1:48:17 | 1:48:19 | |
Perhaps he's run out of credit or something. | 1:48:19 | 1:48:21 | |
-He hates me, innit? -He doesn't hate you. | 1:48:21 | 1:48:24 | |
Yeah, but the thing is, yeah - nits like clean hair, innit? | 1:48:25 | 1:48:29 | |
But he don't care, does he? No. | 1:48:29 | 1:48:31 | |
He thinks I'm a tramp, innit? | 1:48:31 | 1:48:34 | |
I never liked him. | 1:48:34 | 1:48:36 | |
-DENISE SIGHS -Oh Kim, don't be daft. | 1:48:36 | 1:48:38 | |
TEXT ALERT Can't be bothered with it. | 1:48:38 | 1:48:42 | |
Ah! You see - patience, it was never your strong point, Kimberley Fox. | 1:48:43 | 1:48:50 | |
Well, come on, then. Don't keep us all in suspense... | 1:48:51 | 1:48:55 | |
Really? | 1:48:57 | 1:48:59 | |
After all that fuss tonight... I forgot to give you this. | 1:49:06 | 1:49:11 | |
If you don't like it, you can take it back. | 1:49:15 | 1:49:18 | |
I love it. | 1:49:20 | 1:49:22 | |
How about, me and you jump in a cab and go down to Stratford? | 1:49:24 | 1:49:27 | |
I know a nice little bar there, rammed full of Polish builders. | 1:49:27 | 1:49:31 | |
They'll all be fighting over you. | 1:49:31 | 1:49:33 | |
HEATHER SIGHS | 1:49:33 | 1:49:34 | |
Come on, Hev. He's not the only bloke out there. | 1:49:36 | 1:49:40 | |
I don't want another bloke, Shirl. | 1:49:40 | 1:49:42 | |
You know, all my life I've had people telling me what to do. | 1:49:44 | 1:49:48 | |
You, Mummy... | 1:49:48 | 1:49:50 | |
Well, it stops now. | 1:49:50 | 1:49:52 | |
I love him. | 1:49:54 | 1:49:55 | |
And if you can't accept that, then... | 1:49:57 | 1:49:59 | |
-you're going to have to find another best mate. -Heather... | 1:49:59 | 1:50:02 | |
No, Hev... | 1:50:09 | 1:50:12 | |
You walk away now and we're finished. | 1:50:12 | 1:50:14 | |
Mr Beale. To what do I owe the pleasure? | 1:50:34 | 1:50:38 | |
It's, um...it's Ben. | 1:50:38 | 1:50:40 | |
What about him? | 1:50:40 | 1:50:42 | |
He lied. | 1:50:43 | 1:50:44 | |
Phil's innocent. | 1:50:47 | 1:50:49 | |
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