18/04/2014 EastEnders Omnibus


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WASHING MACHINE HUMS

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-Here, where's my sugars?

-There's four in there!

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Who's put a wash on?

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Lee'll take me for a jog later. Burn it all off.

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Or we could do a bit of chairobics!

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There's sheets in there. Someone's washing sheets.

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Look at you, fretting like an old washerwoman.

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-Ain't me.

-Not me neither.

-Yours could probably walk.

-It'll be young Johnny, dreaming...

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Leave him alone, please!

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You want to - what is it the kids say?

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How am I meant to wash the bar towels if someone's washing sheets?

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"Chillax".

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THEY LAUGH

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Well, it's a good thing we don't start this open day until two!

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Maybe I need earrings.

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No! I'll find you some.

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-What?

-We've got one week, yeah? We'd better hope today works.

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-There you go. They're nice.

-Thank you.

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BARREL CLANKS

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I'll, er, take the towels to the launderette.

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See if Mrs Branning's got time this morning.

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It's that cold upstairs just now,

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you might as well have left the freezer door open.

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Don't be surprised. Just me and the old man, ain't it?

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What, all weekend? I ain't stupid, Mick.

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It's Lee.

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What about him?

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Him staying at my dad's.

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It wasn't cos he needed time to himself.

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What do you mean?

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He was going to go AWOL.

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AWOL? Why?

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He saw his mate get blown up in front of him.

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Why didn't... why didn't he say something?

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He doesn't want you to worry.

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Just like I don't want you to worry.

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I've talked to him. And he's going to stick it out.

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But if he goes back, he...

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Maybe he should leave.

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Let me go and talk to him.

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No, no. He doesn't want anyone to know.

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I'm not just anyone - I'm his mum.

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I know.

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Just trust me.

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Don't take it personally.

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Just sometimes, you know,

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I think it's hard to be truthful to the ones you love, you know.

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Right, listen up, everyone - I need you all at the restaurant for 11 o'clock this morning.

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-Nah, I've got an open day.

-I've got a photographer booked. OK? A nice big family portrait.

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Up in the restaurant ready for the reopening on Easter Monday.

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-That's so embarrassing.

-Come on, it's a great idea. All of us, on the wall.

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What if my mates come in and see it?

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-It's hardly McKlunky's, is it? Me, you, Jane...

-Jane?

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Yeah. She's my business partner.

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-It's going to look like you've got two wives!

-Cindy!

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Dad, you really can't expect me to just drop everything...

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Lucy, for once in your life just get your priorities straight, will you?

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-I'll go and get these blank contracts printed out, yeah?

-Yeah.

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You're not going to attract many students with that.

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Well, then, I'd better redo it.

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Sorry I can't make your precious photo shoot but...you know, priorities.

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Me and Lee -

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we've always been close.

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Of course, you'd have noticed if you'd have been around more.

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If you'd let me be around, I might have had a chance.

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I didn't make him come to me.

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Now, you listen to me.

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This is my family!

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Don't you dare try and turn 'em against me.

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And that's what I'm doing, is it?

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I've seen what you do.

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Little joke in their ear, little cockle in their pocket.

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I'm their grandad.

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This is what you do, isn't it? Get between family.

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Divide and rule. Just like me and Shirley.

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Shirley don't see her kids, it ain't cos of nothing I done.

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Just like it wasn't me that made Lee turn to me first.

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You ain't going to do this.

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When you was young, when you was growing up - I wasn't there for you.

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None of you.

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So maybe, I'm just...trying to put that right.

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It don't work like that.

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I just...for them... For the grandkids.

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I want to do better - to be better -

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than I was with you.

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Why can't he just be proud of me?

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Come on, Lucy - you're taking it all to heart, aren't you?

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Why does he think that he's so much more important?

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Everything I do. Every time that...

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-It ain't easy being a dad.

-Don't you dare...

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Seriously, it ain't. You know. Your kids want you, you ain't there.

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-When you are there, they don't want you.

-Even when I ran his businesses...

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-Please can we talk about something less serious?

-See, I thought you'd understand!

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And I do understand. Just David'll be back soon and...

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-This is all this is to you, isn't it?!

-Lucy, don't go. Course it ain't.

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-Stop it!

-Lucy, don't go.

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There you are. You all right?

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How's Lola?

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Yeah, she's getting there. Up and about.

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Good, good. This, er... this family photo.

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Come and have a seat.

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Yep.

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-It was what Cindy said earlier on. Got me thinking.

-What?

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Jane and Denise both being in the photo,

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it's going to look like I've got two wives.

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Dad, that was just Cindy being Cindy.

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But what if she's right? It's a business.

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And from a business point of view,

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I mean, two women. It's going to look weird.

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Dad, it's 2014. That's just what a family looks like.

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Yeah, but it's two wives - it's not like I'm from Utah or nothing, is it?!

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Jane's my business partner so I can't really...

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so I was wondering - do you think I should ask Denise to step out?

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-Oh, really, now?

-Denise...

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-You don't want me in it, do you?

-No, that's not what I was saying...

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-You'd rather have Jane in it than Denise.

-Maybe you're the one who shouldn't be there.

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-I mean, you're not related to anyone - not to me, anyway.

-Dad!

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Do you think I even want to be in your stupid photo?

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Just be you and Jane soon.

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Jane's my business partner, isn't she?

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-And she's...she's Bobby's adopted mum.

-And what am I, then?

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You're my fiancee. Come on, love, think about it - two wives?

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You ain't got one wife, Ian.

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And the way you're heading, you ain't going to!

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Is it really bad?

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You've got a cut on your head, yeah.

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I'll do something with my hair.

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Cover it.

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Wait till it stops bleeding.

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Do you want to go to hospital? Get it checked out.

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I've got my open day.

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Sorry, I shouldn't have grabbed you like that, just - you and me,

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when we're together, I can't think straight.

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How many times have you used that line?

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Quite a few. Usually works.

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You OK?

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Yeah. I'll live.

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Look, just cut Ian a bit of slack, will you?

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Dads don't always get it right.

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Oh, and it's another jammy shot from King Jam of Jammyland.

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-Bet you win Nancy's pool tournament this weekend.

-Mum!

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You even going to pretend you love us all the same?

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I'm just saying - he probably will, won't he?

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-You give him any favours...

-I don't need no favours!

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-I made you a bacon sarnie, baby.

-Cheers, Mum.

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Oh, you've not made us one, then?

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-You know where the pan is.

-How come he gets one and we...?

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Cos I don't get to spoil him often, do I?

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And when he's out there in, in... when he's out there,

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he probably misses a nice bacon sarnie.

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-That going spare?

-No.

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She'll be polishing your boots next.

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I'll make you another one. A better one.

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Have you seen her?

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-Don't stare!

-I'm not staring. Tiff used to have a teacher that was...little like that.

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-Well, why are you asking me if I've seen her?

-She does this all the time.

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Goes to every stall.

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-Looks at everything and buys nothing.

-So? Half the people round here do the same.

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Do you think she's from the council?

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-Peter, you heard anything about the markets merging?

-They said they'd know by Easter.

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Reckon she's working us out? Before she makes her mind up?

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-I'll do the talking.

-Be nice.

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All right? Buy two and I'll give you a fiver off.

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-Think I'll keep looking.

-Best quality you can get, this is. Best on the market.

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Yeah, you want tat, you can get that on Spring Lane.

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-That right, yeah?

-Yeah. Tat in every size and colour.

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-Kat...

-Most colours. All sizes, probably.

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Don't think I'm the one wearing tat, darling.

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-Was that you "doing the talking"?

-She knows something.

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-Bit lairy, wasn't she?

-Yeah.

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-Hey, you don't have to do that.

-Well, I am.

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-Why didn't you say earlier?

-I was winding your brother up.

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-Yeah, course you was(!)

-That's my job!

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And Lady Di threw up on them.

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She ain't going to be council. She showed you her ID?

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-You didn't hear her, Nan.

-Maybe she's undercover council.

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-Alfie, it's not a joke!

-All right, all right.

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So come on then, have they made their mind up yet?

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You can't keep us waiting for ever.

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-Actually, a decision has been made.

-And?

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You're not doing this.

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I've sat down on the road for this market. My dad's market.

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-Come on, Ian...

-They're not closing this market down.

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I've booked the community centre for a meeting. Six o'clock. Be there.

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Not closing the market? Who're you kidding, eh?

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He said it was Lady Di.

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But she's in with you.

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Someone's going to have to talk to him.

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You having a bubble, ain't you?

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If your dad's having...bother. In the night.

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He's not having bother. He's...

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-He IS bother.

-This ain't funny, Mick.

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I could see if Sonia could get a plastic sheet or something?

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She deals with this sort of stuff all the time.

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But I ain't very good at...

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Well, one of you's going to have to say something!

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-Fatboy says he can start Friday.

-Oh, good.

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Thought you'd be gone by now.

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Priorities.

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Really?

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So where is everyone?

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What have you done now?

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Lee...

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When you stayed at your grandad's...

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in the night... Did he wet the bed?

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No! Why?

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Are those sheets his?

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And you ain't going to say nothing to him?

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No, I thought you could. Seeing as you're so close.

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Why did you go to him? And not me?

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I didn't want to let you down.

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You could never let me down.

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Mum's been acting weird.

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You said you was going to keep it between us.

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You can talk to her. She's your mum.

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And he's your dad.

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PHONE VIBRATES

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Lola!

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I was just buying some things for me and Pops.

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-Let me get those for you.

-No, it's all right. Thanks.

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Keep the change.

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Here, let me...

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I'm quite capable. Been managing on my own long enough.

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Tina said, um...

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-Is everything OK?

-If you like sleeping in dog sick.

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No, I mean...

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You know, like, in the night? Like, er...the waterworks?

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Cos you're not well.

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And sometimes when people are not well... Let me just...

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I am perfectly fine. Thank you.

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-Do you want anything from the flat?

-Nothing I can't get myself.

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-Like underwear?

-I said nothing!

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Fine! Sleep in your dirty ones then for all I care.

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You don't want me either.

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You are my sister.

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OK? We fight. That's what families do.

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-I'm not family.

-You're mine.

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Look, you and this baby. I couldn't do what you're doing.

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I always said to myself - if I can't be a better mum than ours was...

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If I'm just going to make a mess like she did...

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-And that's what you think I'm going to do?

-No.

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I never even knew her.

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I didn't really either. But I know you can do this.

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How do you know?

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Because you're a better person. And because one of us...

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If you...have a kid, when you're ready,

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you'll be a better mum than she was too.

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Look, Cindy - the other week...

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I'm sorry. Sometimes I just...

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He feels really bad.

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I thought you didn't want anything to do with it?

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Too busy being a hotshot?

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Yes. But he's still my dad. None of us get everything right.

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Go on. Go get changed. We're going to be late.

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He's not as tough as you think, you know.

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-Just like me.

-Lee...

-Just like you.

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But I'm going back to the army.

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Because you taught me, no matter how tough -

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you do what's right.

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Um...maybe we...

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-Maybe we should do this tomorrow.

-Mr Beale, you booked me.

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I know, Maggie, I know, but...

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Thanks for trying, love.

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-I was going to do that!

-Well, I'm doing it. Or do I need your permission now?

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-Course you don't need my permission.

-Am I not doing it right?

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-Is this not how you like it?

-Don't be like this.

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-Every man I get with. Every man!

-It's not every man, Roxy.

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What is the matter? Are you jealous or what?

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-That's it, Roxy. Yes, I'm jealous(!)

-You going to "take care" of him as well, are you?

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I'm sorry. OK. I'm sorry. I know this is really hard for you.

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Really? You're sorry? So why've you been avoiding me?

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You can't take it out on me and Aleks.

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-I'm just trying to make sure you...

-We're buying a house together! We complete today.

-And?

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And if this is what it's going to be like, then I don't want it.

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Show me. Show me.

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-My face!

-Bobby, come here. Come here - stand in front of Cindy.

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-Try and hide her bump for me, will you? Sit yourself down.

-You'd better be paying me for this.

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There. Smile.

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Let's have a look.

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-Get your eyes tested.

-All right.

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-Right, if you could all please...

-Yeah, OK. Come on, Jane.

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-Come on. We agreed.

-No, I don't think Denise would like it.

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-You're not the only one.

-I tried.

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-It's a family photo.

-And you're Bobby's mum.

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Please, Mum?

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Yeah! Come on, in the middle, business partner! That's it.

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And big smile, everyone...

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Can I get a cup of tea to go, please?

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-Don't worry about the tea.

-No, you don't.

-I don't know anything.

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-Oh, come on, Tam.

-No. Ever since my little sit-in, I've not exactly been in the loop.

-OK.

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This guy just came in, works in the dentists on Spring Lane.

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And he said he heard on the grapevine...

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-..they were all told this morning.

-And?

-Right. That's it. Where's Aleks?

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I... I went to...

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You went to my gaff?

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Yeah - I didn't like the thought of...

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Of what?

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You stole my keys and you went to my gaff.

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-I want you to be comfortable.

-You do not go to my gaff.

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You do not touch my things.

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I'm sorry. I just thought...

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I'm sorry.

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-Your dad very kindly went and got me some clean pyjamas.

-Did he?

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PLASTIC SHEET ON BED CRINKLES

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-Get my coat, Lee.

-Dad...

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-I need to go home.

-If you're having trouble...

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-Happy now, are you? Humiliated me enough?

-Grandad, leave him.

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He's only trying to help. We're all just trying to help.

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-Take me home.

-Let him get a cab.

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No - I'll drive him. I want to.

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-Go on, go through.

-Cheers.

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Hi.

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How are you?

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She's good. She's glad to be home.

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And Lexi?

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Yeah. She's OK.

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We're going to go to the park later.

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I was wondering if you wanted to come for some dinner tonight maybe?

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No, it's all right. Pops is going to treat me to some wings, ain't ya?

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No, all of you.

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Us. We can order - we can order anything you want.

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That sounds good, don't it? Eh?

0:23:070:23:10

We'll be there.

0:23:110:23:13

So how comes they all know and we don't?

0:23:250:23:27

Tonight. Six o'clock. Community Centre.

0:23:270:23:30

No, now, Aleks.

0:23:300:23:31

It's not fair, is it?

0:23:310:23:32

I'm not going to tell you without the other traders as well.

0:23:320:23:35

That's why we put the word around.

0:23:350:23:37

Guys, this hasn't been much fun for any of us, yeah?

0:23:410:23:44

Oh, my heart's bleeding.

0:23:440:23:45

All right.

0:23:480:23:50

The council have decided that... Spring Lane is the bigger site.

0:23:520:23:55

And?

0:23:550:23:57

And I have convinced them to move the market to Bridge Street.

0:23:570:24:00

JOYFUL EXCLAMTIONS

0:24:020:24:04

Let me... let me help you in, yeah.

0:24:150:24:18

I can manage on my own. Plenty of practice.

0:24:180:24:21

Not so short-sighted now, am I?

0:24:280:24:31

Look, I will call the opticians, all right? Thank you.

0:24:310:24:35

And thank you for sorting everything out.

0:24:350:24:37

And for putting my business before yours.

0:24:370:24:39

I knew you'd see sense in the end.

0:24:390:24:41

It's not like you're making any money at the moment. But you will.

0:24:410:24:44

You've just got a lot to learn. A lot.

0:24:440:24:47

-You ready?

-Well, I'm sure you'll teach me.

0:24:470:24:49

-Dad.

-You all right, Lauren?

0:24:510:24:53

Knows all about business, does he?

0:24:540:24:57

That's just your dad, ain't it?

0:24:570:25:00

Well, there's one rule that he's forgotten - watch your back.

0:25:000:25:03

They've already got a flower stall.

0:25:150:25:17

It's a good job I like a challenge.

0:25:170:25:19

People stick with what they know. They'll still come to Pam's Flowers.

0:25:190:25:23

I always come up roses. What about you, though?

0:25:230:25:27

New road, compulsory purchase thing,

0:25:270:25:31

you haven't got your undertakers any more, Les.

0:25:310:25:34

-I'm starting again.

-You didn't? How could you afford Turpin Road?

0:25:360:25:41

Cost us an arm and a leg, but a bit of compensation on the way.

0:25:410:25:45

We're moving! Moving to Turpin Road.

0:25:450:25:48

All right, Aleks. Listen, our little arrangement still stands, yeah?

0:26:020:26:06

Sure. I want double.

0:26:060:26:09

MUSIC: "Our House" by Madness

0:26:090:26:13

-Dance on our graves, why don't you?

-Told you she weren't a councillor.

0:26:220:26:26

Sorry, I'm Bianca. Who are you?

0:26:260:26:29

-Donna. Never been to Spring Lane?

-It's lovely.

0:26:290:26:31

You was sizing us up this morning, weren't you?

0:26:310:26:34

I had to check out the best slots.

0:26:340:26:36

-That's all right. I'm sure you'll find somewhere.

-That's the spirit!

0:26:360:26:39

Round the corner, under the bridge.

0:26:390:26:41

Kat! Sorry, Donna, what is it you sell?

0:26:410:26:43

Womenswear.

0:26:430:26:45

-But we sell...

-Not for much longer.

0:26:450:26:47

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:26:520:26:54

Leave it, Mick.

0:26:540:26:56

FRANTIC KNOCKING

0:26:580:27:00

KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:27:060:27:08

I'm not interested.

0:27:080:27:10

I'm tired and it's late.

0:27:120:27:14

KNOCKING

0:27:150:27:17

Dean!

0:27:470:27:49

You have to hide me, Grandad.

0:27:490:27:50

What have you done this time?

0:27:520:27:55

Why do you always think that I've done something?

0:27:550:27:58

What are you doing? Measuring me up for double glazing?

0:27:580:28:02

HE SCOFFS

0:28:020:28:04

-There's just this guy.

-Police?

0:28:040:28:06

-He's not police.

-Well, you don't look like you're expecting him

0:28:060:28:09

to deliver you flowers.

0:28:090:28:11

You're going to give yourself a heart attack.

0:28:110:28:13

I'll pop the kettle on, yeah?

0:28:130:28:15

Milk in last, not like your cousin Lee does.

0:28:150:28:19

And then you can tell me who's after you.

0:28:190:28:21

You want to be silly and have a fight over it,

0:28:240:28:26

-we'll give you a fight over it.

-There's room for everyone.

0:28:260:28:29

Come on, Linda's got the right idea.

0:28:290:28:30

Do you think I'm scared of your cheap tat?

0:28:300:28:32

-Oh, cheap tat, is it?

-Look at you two.

0:28:320:28:34

-Wouldn't know good clothes if they hit you in the face.

-Oh, shut up.

0:28:340:28:38

-Maybe we should push the boat out and get some booze.

-Yeah.

0:28:380:28:41

They're students. We can just get some wine and lager and stuff.

0:28:410:28:43

Dad, we can still borrow your car, yeah?

0:28:430:28:45

Yeah. It's an open day, not a party.

0:28:450:28:47

Few free drinks while they're looking around the flats...

0:28:470:28:50

Then we get them to sign.

0:28:500:28:52

That's going to cost a pretty penny, innit?

0:28:520:28:55

Not as much as you think.

0:28:550:28:57

Looking for romance, yeah?

0:29:050:29:08

Give it a break, will you?

0:29:080:29:09

You can't keep your eyes off them.

0:29:090:29:11

I am NOT interested.

0:29:110:29:13

-There you go. Watch your speed.

-Good luck!

0:29:350:29:37

-It ain't about luck.

-You'll be fine. Break a leg.

0:29:370:29:40

Well...don't.

0:29:400:29:41

What if I can't do this?

0:29:440:29:46

Just go for the boys, they're easy. Flirt until they sign.

0:29:460:29:48

-Right, and how's she going to do that?

-Dad!

0:29:480:29:51

Go on, get me to sign for a flat, if it's so easy.

0:29:510:29:54

What? Eurgh! No! She ain't going to flirt with you, is she?

0:29:540:29:57

-Suited and booted again?

-I'm going to be late.

0:30:060:30:08

So, it's my last week's leave before I go off and see the world again.

0:30:080:30:12

I'm busy. Got a whole block of student flats to rent.

0:30:120:30:14

You're breaking my heart. What about a drink later?

0:30:140:30:16

-Oi, didn't you hear her? She's busy.

-Who are you, her dad?

0:30:160:30:19

-Very funny. Who's the joker?

-Johnny's brother.

0:30:190:30:21

-You all right?

-You all right?

0:30:210:30:23

So?

0:30:230:30:24

Not interested.

0:30:240:30:26

Smile says different.

0:30:260:30:28

-It was you, wasn't it?

-Let's go.

0:30:310:30:33

You stole my credit card to pay for all that booze!

0:30:330:30:35

Well, maybe I'm not the only one with a lot to learn.

0:30:350:30:38

Everyone will get a pitch.

0:30:470:30:49

Yeah, but where? We want ours.

0:30:490:30:51

I've been Spring Lane 15 years.

0:30:510:30:53

-And that will be taken into account.

-What're you talking about?

0:30:530:30:56

SHOUTING

0:30:560:30:59

Oh, sorry. Oh!

0:31:010:31:03

-You all right?

-You're all sweaty!

0:31:030:31:05

This? This ain't nothing.

0:31:050:31:06

Oh, is it spray-on?

0:31:060:31:08

If you want to work up a sweat...

0:31:080:31:11

Wow! You're full of yourself, ain't you?

0:31:110:31:13

-Just a bit of banter.

-Well, my boyfriend works in that pub.

0:31:130:31:16

Oh, yeah?

0:31:160:31:17

Yeah, and he gets a bit jealous.

0:31:170:31:20

And he was in the army. So...

0:31:200:31:22

-Best behave myself then, eh?

-Yeah.

0:31:220:31:24

SHOUTING CONTINUES

0:31:280:31:30

I can't tell you any more. I'm sorry.

0:31:300:31:32

Wow, someone's popular today, aren't they?

0:31:320:31:35

I had to tell them about the merger of the markets.

0:31:350:31:37

Rather you than me. Listen, come for dinner tonight, yeah?

0:31:370:31:40

We're celebrating Lola coming out of hospital.

0:31:400:31:42

I don't think your sister would like that.

0:31:420:31:43

Well, it was my sister's idea.

0:31:430:31:45

So what've you nicked from him?

0:31:500:31:52

I haven't nicked anything.

0:31:520:31:54

You come into my gaff, great big bag on you...

0:31:540:31:57

Happy?

0:32:070:32:08

So you nicked his socks?

0:32:080:32:10

I haven't nicked anything!

0:32:100:32:12

Then you nicked his girl.

0:32:120:32:14

How many times have I told you...

0:32:150:32:17

It's not his girl.

0:32:170:32:19

He's Annie's brother.

0:32:190:32:20

You move in, she starts getting headaches, you go elsewhere,

0:32:210:32:26

she finds you with your drawers down.

0:32:260:32:27

She found a load of text messages.

0:32:270:32:29

Ain't nobody ever shown you where the "delete" button is?

0:32:290:32:32

When she starts getting headaches,

0:32:320:32:34

never ever stop bothering her for it.

0:32:340:32:36

Moment you stop bothering, she knows you've got your away kit on.

0:32:360:32:39

I sold her a line over the messages.

0:32:390:32:41

But she walked in on us.

0:32:410:32:44

And you don't dump on your own doorstep!

0:32:440:32:46

You'll be telling me next it's her best mate.

0:32:470:32:50

I've been in hospital, you know? I'm supposed to be resting.

0:32:550:32:58

It's a good job I turned up.

0:32:580:32:59

I've been at Mick's. With your mother.

0:33:010:33:03

That's why you're back then? Florence Nightingale's on the vodka?

0:33:030:33:07

You ought to go and see her. She'd like that.

0:33:080:33:12

Just here for a few days, yeah?

0:33:150:33:17

And don't go bringing no girls back.

0:33:170:33:19

Goes for you too.

0:33:200:33:22

-Right, do you want to take that?

-Yep.

0:33:270:33:29

-All right?

-Yeah.

0:33:300:33:33

Since when were students actually on time?

0:33:400:33:43

You ready for this?

0:33:440:33:46

-As I'll ever be.

-Fine.

0:33:460:33:48

Can I get a tea, please?

0:33:500:33:51

All right, Whit.

0:33:530:33:54

Anyone sitting there? Or is that your pretend boyfriend?

0:33:550:33:58

He's a prat, ain't he?

0:34:000:34:02

He's a good-looking prat.

0:34:020:34:04

When I was in the army, there were blokes in there that used to

0:34:040:34:07

pretend they had girls back home.

0:34:070:34:09

Never known of girls back home pretending

0:34:090:34:11

they had blokes in the army.

0:34:110:34:13

Look, I know you've got more reason than most.

0:34:150:34:18

But remember what I said.

0:34:180:34:20

People who put up walls sometimes get stuck behind 'em.

0:34:200:34:24

Yeah.

0:34:270:34:28

It was his decision.

0:34:410:34:43

Yeah, Lady Di's been sick... in the living room.

0:34:430:34:45

-What?

-We should go and help him.

0:34:450:34:48

-He's fine.

-He could have taken it different.

0:34:480:34:51

-He's our dad.

-He shouldn't've been here in the first place.

0:34:510:34:54

-He's old, Auntie Shirley.

-He hasn't lost his marbles, has he?

0:34:540:34:56

-He can't walk, and he's on his own.

-He's had plenty of practice.

0:34:560:34:59

Cheeky beggar.

0:35:220:35:24

Can I have a tea to go and can I have an iced bun as well, please?

0:35:260:35:30

Someone's perked up.

0:35:300:35:31

You worried about me, are you?

0:35:310:35:33

I was more worried about Phil's car.

0:35:330:35:35

Are yous two talking now or...?

0:35:360:35:38

Yeah. It was nothing.

0:35:380:35:41

-Yeah. We're fine.

-Good, cos I've got a favour.

0:35:410:35:43

Ronnie's asked me to go round for dinner, and...

0:35:430:35:46

Dinners are a little bit awkward between me

0:35:460:35:49

and her and Peter can't come. Could you come?

0:35:490:35:51

Look, I'm really sorry, Lola, but I've got this essay.

0:35:510:35:54

Abi, you're a genius, come on, it would only take you five minutes!

0:35:540:35:57

Free pizza?

0:35:590:36:00

-Well, I could go.

-Yeah.

0:36:000:36:03

Well, I knew it wasn't socks.

0:36:080:36:11

I'm storing them for a friend.

0:36:110:36:12

Who you're playing hide and seek with?

0:36:120:36:15

OK. He is Annie's brother.

0:36:160:36:17

He's just got a different idea of what 50-50 is.

0:36:170:36:19

That why she kicked you out?

0:36:190:36:20

Come on, Grandad!

0:36:200:36:22

You blag your way into my home when I'm at death's door...

0:36:220:36:25

You're not at death's door!

0:36:250:36:26

You use my washing machine to fence stolen goods?

0:36:260:36:29

Look...

0:36:290:36:31

And you don't offer me a cut?

0:36:310:36:33

Well, they're not going to sell themselves, are they?

0:36:350:36:38

-She stole my credit card!

-Better call the police then.

0:36:410:36:44

-I'm not getting the police involved.

-If she's stealing from you.

0:36:440:36:47

All right, "used her initiative."

0:36:470:36:49

Oh, so you're proud of her now?

0:36:490:36:50

Course! I'm proud of her like you're proud of Libby.

0:36:500:36:53

Only Libby worked for her success.

0:36:530:36:55

And Lucy's worked for hers!

0:36:550:36:57

I thought she stole it?

0:36:570:36:58

Shall we say she...borrowed it.

0:36:580:37:00

With a business guru like you for a dad I'm sure she'll be a huge success.

0:37:000:37:04

She's got a long way to go until she's half as successful as me.

0:37:040:37:07

They've only gone and signed two flats already!

0:37:090:37:11

-What, in an hour?

-Yeah. She's going to be unbearable now, ain't she?

0:37:110:37:14

Long way to go, ain't she?

0:37:140:37:16

Two flats in an hour is not a success.

0:37:170:37:20

What? Cos she hasn't got a restaurant, which hasn't even opened yet?

0:37:200:37:23

And which you've poured a small fortune into.

0:37:230:37:25

Yeah, but hold on a minute, you two, with the markets merging...

0:37:250:37:28

Oh, yes, which we're all very grateful for.

0:37:280:37:30

No. Our opening, right, is going to be massive.

0:37:300:37:33

Tell you what, it's going to be bigger than massive.

0:37:330:37:35

It's going to be massively massive.

0:37:350:37:37

Yes. I'm sure it will be.

0:37:370:37:38

Now you've got your new family photograph.

0:37:380:37:41

And obviously the whole open plan thing is great for parties.

0:37:450:37:48

And you'd have a room each.

0:37:480:37:52

Which would be perfect if you're - you know - entertaining.

0:37:520:37:54

Walford Common's just there.

0:37:540:37:56

You could have a barbecue, have a few girls over.

0:37:560:37:59

Grab another drink and I'll show you where to sign.

0:37:590:38:01

So, it's not going to stay empty for long - have a think about it.

0:38:100:38:14

Here's my card. Give me a call.

0:38:140:38:16

Free any time.

0:38:160:38:18

Being a bit full-on, ain't ya?

0:38:280:38:31

What, you've never flirted to get a sale?

0:38:310:38:33

-You all right?

-What're you doing here?

0:38:330:38:35

I can't believe how quickly they're going.

0:38:350:38:37

It's London, ain't it?

0:38:370:38:38

Yeah, and razor sharp agents!

0:38:380:38:40

See, Lucy trusted me.

0:38:400:38:41

Unlike you. Turning up here cos you heard I had alcohol.

0:38:410:38:44

No. I just come to give my little girl a bit of support.

0:38:440:38:47

Well, she's working.

0:38:470:38:48

I'm going to go see if anyone's looking lost.

0:38:500:38:53

Guy at the petrol station's usually good for stuff.

0:39:020:39:05

You get rid of that half of that... KNOCK AT DOOR

0:39:050:39:08

Lost you, did he?

0:39:080:39:10

Don't.

0:39:100:39:12

BANGING CONTINUES You damage my paintwork...!

0:39:120:39:14

Give him two minutes. He'll get bored.

0:39:140:39:16

Two minutes I won't have a door.

0:39:160:39:18

KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:39:180:39:19

Look. I'm an old man. What's he going to do?

0:39:190:39:22

Grandad...

0:39:220:39:23

BANGING CONTINUES

0:39:250:39:26

I've got a panic button, you know?

0:39:260:39:28

Two minutes, this place'll be crawling with police.

0:39:280:39:30

-That was quick.

-Mr Carter?

0:39:310:39:34

We've a warrant to search your premises.

0:39:340:39:36

Search my premises? Who's been talking? Hey! Where're you going?

0:39:360:39:39

Won't take a moment, sir.

0:39:390:39:40

Just a minute, what is all this?

0:39:400:39:42

Oh, the window... It's smoking. Filthy habit.

0:39:440:39:48

I try and blow it out of the window,

0:39:480:39:51

but when the wind is in the no...

0:39:510:39:53

Anything you want to tell me, sir?

0:39:530:39:55

-What are you playing at?

-What are you talking about? I ain't playing at nothing!

0:40:090:40:12

-You don't come to my work!

-Lucy, you was the one kissing me

0:40:120:40:16

in the kitchen last week with Lauren next door.

0:40:160:40:19

Don't you feel bad, Max? She's my best friend.

0:40:190:40:21

She's your daughter!

0:40:210:40:23

No, she don't know nothing, does she?

0:40:230:40:24

You heard her. If she knew...

0:40:240:40:26

But she don't know, does she? And she ain't going to find out.

0:40:260:40:30

I don't know why I'm doing this.

0:40:300:40:32

Cos you like it. That's why.

0:40:320:40:34

Lucy, I'm a mess.

0:40:340:40:36

You're a mess. That's why it works.

0:40:360:40:38

I understand you. Better than Lauren does, or your dad.

0:40:380:40:43

Lucy, look - everyone's happier, ain't they?

0:40:450:40:47

-Since we started seeing each other.

-We're not seeing each other!

0:40:470:40:50

All right. Since we started this. Whatever this is.

0:40:500:40:54

I'm not miserable, me and the girls are getting on.

0:40:540:40:56

You - you're flying at work. It works, Lucy.

0:40:560:40:59

You know it does.

0:40:590:41:00

I'm sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have come here.

0:41:030:41:05

But it's a buzz, ain't it?

0:41:050:41:08

You love it as much as I do.

0:41:080:41:09

Your heart starts pumping.

0:41:110:41:13

Makes you feel alive.

0:41:160:41:17

How's life at the council?

0:41:290:41:31

You coming for pool on the weekend? Twonk!

0:41:310:41:34

Oh! Really. Listen,

0:41:340:41:35

I was wondering, who is the best person to speak to at the Gazette?

0:41:350:41:39

Really?

0:41:400:41:41

Can I get you a drink? How about a nice cold beer?

0:41:430:41:45

Bet you missed a nice cold beer, didn't you? Bottle or a pint?

0:41:450:41:48

Dad told you, didn't he?

0:41:480:41:50

Told me what?

0:41:500:41:51

Thought it was Johnny you always worried about?

0:41:560:41:59

That's not true! I mean - it is.

0:41:590:42:01

But I worry about you an' all.

0:42:010:42:03

I worry about all my kids. That's what mums do.

0:42:030:42:05

You don't have to.

0:42:050:42:08

I, um...I get it.

0:42:080:42:10

Why you told them and not me.

0:42:100:42:13

I didn't want to...

0:42:140:42:15

Lee, it's OK, but...

0:42:150:42:17

I want you to know that I wouldn't have looked at you any different.

0:42:170:42:21

And if you want to get out,

0:42:210:42:24

I'll love you just the same.

0:42:240:42:26

I would never turn my back on you.

0:42:260:42:29

Whatever happens, I'm here.

0:42:290:42:31

It's my last week's leave. I just want to have fun.

0:42:310:42:33

All right, babe.

0:42:330:42:35

You're going to get him, ain't you?

0:42:370:42:39

No...I'm just going to go and check he's settled in OK.

0:42:400:42:44

He don't need you, Mick.

0:42:440:42:46

He don't need any of us. He never has.

0:42:460:42:49

I don't think you've been listening. I was broken into...

0:42:570:43:00

And you reported it, sir?

0:43:000:43:02

I've been in hospital! With a broken ankle!

0:43:020:43:05

I'm sorry I didn't pop back to check my kitchen cupboards for you.

0:43:050:43:09

There was no food in them when I left.

0:43:090:43:11

I don't know if you've ever tried living on a pension?

0:43:110:43:14

She looks so beautiful.

0:43:210:43:23

Yeah. She's really clingy today.

0:43:230:43:25

Hardly surprising, is it?

0:43:250:43:27

No. I bet she's missed her mummy, hasn't she?

0:43:270:43:30

Hey, Rox said it could be months before you move.

0:43:300:43:34

Yeah. These things happen, don't they?

0:43:340:43:36

I can't believe you're being so calm about it!

0:43:360:43:39

There's always going be a bed for you at my place.

0:43:390:43:41

Drinks. Who wants more drinks?

0:43:420:43:45

I'll give Ronnie a hand.

0:43:450:43:46

Me and you - we're all right, ain't we?

0:43:520:43:54

Yeah. Course we are.

0:43:540:43:56

Last week, before...

0:43:560:43:58

Yeah. I know.

0:43:580:44:00

I wasn't trying to...

0:44:000:44:02

-Well, I meant it.

-OK.

0:44:020:44:04

Thank you. Thank you.

0:44:080:44:10

One more!

0:44:150:44:17

I'm telling you, my feet are killing me, but we done it!

0:44:170:44:21

Thank you. I mean it.

0:44:240:44:25

You are a proper mate.

0:44:250:44:27

Why don't you go home?

0:44:280:44:30

No, I didn't mean...

0:44:320:44:33

I'm saying, as your joint boss you can go.

0:44:330:44:36

Take the car. I'll tidy up this mess.

0:44:360:44:38

-You did a good job.

-You sure?

0:44:390:44:41

Go, before I change my mind.

0:44:410:44:43

All right.

0:44:430:44:44

-Thank you. See ya!

-See ya.

0:44:450:44:49

I bumped into Terry earlier.

0:45:320:45:34

-What's he want?

-Just to see how we are.

0:45:350:45:37

Yeah, well, he should stop getting involved, shouldn't he?

0:45:370:45:40

Not just him though, is it?

0:45:400:45:42

All this stuff that's going on - it doesn't just affect you.

0:45:420:45:45

-It affects me an' all.

-I know.

0:45:450:45:47

Do you think I'm always going to put up walls with guys?

0:45:470:45:50

You've got good reason to. It won't be like that forever.

0:45:500:45:54

No? Look at you.

0:45:540:45:56

This really ain't the right time.

0:45:560:45:58

That's kind of my point.

0:45:580:46:00

-Whit, I don't want a fella.

-Why don't you feel you're missing out?

0:46:000:46:03

I've got to go. I've got to pick the kids up.

0:46:030:46:05

See you later, yeah.

0:46:050:46:07

Drinking alone?

0:46:090:46:11

Not any more.

0:46:110:46:13

I'm covering Nancy's shift, so...

0:46:130:46:15

This your boyfriend then?

0:46:150:46:17

Ignore this idiot. He was flirting with me earlier.

0:46:170:46:19

Think your "boyfriend" bats for the other team, love.

0:46:190:46:22

You not met my brother? Lee.

0:46:220:46:24

Lee, we playing or not?

0:46:240:46:25

-Lance Corporal Carter. Nice to meet you.

-Yeah.

0:46:250:46:28

Erm... Boyfriend?

0:46:320:46:35

It was a joke.

0:46:350:46:37

I said you were the one in the army.

0:46:370:46:40

-Ah! Ohhh!

-Yeah.

0:46:400:46:41

Mick?

0:46:450:46:46

Mick!

0:46:480:46:50

It's the police.

0:46:510:46:52

So while I've got you all here - I've got a little surprise.

0:46:540:46:58

-For my sister.

-Oh?

0:46:590:47:02

Ronnie!

0:47:070:47:08

Had you going, didn't I?

0:47:080:47:10

-You are evil!

-We hope you'll be really happy there!

-Thank you.

0:47:100:47:13

Be a bit weird though,

0:47:150:47:16

moving back into your dad's old place after everything...

0:47:160:47:19

-Billy. Billy!

-I didn't mean...

0:47:190:47:21

It's all right. Anyway. To new starts.

0:47:210:47:24

New starts. ALL: New starts.

0:47:240:47:27

-Handling stolen goods?

-It'll never stick.

0:47:330:47:35

-So what were they?

-What were what?

0:47:350:47:37

Come on, you're not in the nick now. The goods.

0:47:370:47:40

-Stuff.

-What sort of stuff?

0:47:400:47:42

Just stuff. My stuff.

0:47:420:47:43

And were they?

0:47:440:47:46

Were they what?

0:47:460:47:48

Chored?

0:47:500:47:51

You going to drop me off or what?

0:47:510:47:53

Why don't you come back to ours?

0:47:570:47:58

I don't think so.

0:48:010:48:02

I, er...

0:48:040:48:05

Lady Di misses ya.

0:48:070:48:08

HE CHUCKLES

0:48:080:48:10

I...I know...that, um,

0:48:150:48:18

you was right and I was wrong and...

0:48:180:48:20

..I'm...I'm sorry I doubted ya.

0:48:220:48:24

Whatever trouble you're in, whatever you've done...

0:48:270:48:30

..it's none of my business.

0:48:320:48:33

So...why don't you...

0:48:330:48:35

..come home?

0:48:370:48:38

So, did you let them all?

0:48:510:48:53

Yeah. Most of them.

0:48:530:48:56

Half of them.

0:48:560:48:58

Well, most of them or half of them isn't all of them, is it?

0:48:580:49:00

Well done.

0:49:030:49:05

Thanks. Oh, and, um...

0:49:050:49:07

..thanks for that.

0:49:090:49:11

I'll invoice you when I get my credit card bill. Plus interest.

0:49:140:49:18

No takers?

0:49:230:49:24

Plenty.

0:49:260:49:27

Then why the face? Get bored of the pretty one?

0:49:280:49:31

You want cheering up?

0:49:350:49:37

No. You're all right.

0:49:370:49:38

Hey listen, me and you last week...

0:49:390:49:42

Look, I am too messed up for you.

0:49:420:49:45

No, you ain't. You want messed up?

0:49:450:49:47

I'll give you messed up.

0:49:470:49:49

Come on, support our boys in uniform and all that.

0:49:510:49:54

You're the fittest girl I've seen in years.

0:49:540:49:57

Since the girl you said that to yesterday?

0:49:570:49:59

Yeah, she knocked me back an' all.

0:49:590:50:01

You really don't know how beautiful you are, do you?

0:50:050:50:08

Well, look, if you change your mind, I'll be in the Vic.

0:50:110:50:13

You know Billy didn't mean it like that, don't you?

0:50:360:50:38

It's OK. I've moved on.

0:50:380:50:41

-Yeah?

-Mm-hm.

-From everything?

0:50:410:50:44

If people want to talk, let them.

0:50:450:50:47

Well, bagsy choosing first room.

0:50:490:50:51

Listen, shall we give them something to talk about?

0:50:510:50:54

Amy's away this weekend, isn't she?

0:50:560:50:59

So why don't we have the biggest house-warming party

0:50:590:51:02

you've ever seen?

0:51:020:51:03

And then we move in.

0:51:030:51:06

-OK.

-Definitely?

-Yeah!

-OK.

0:51:060:51:08

THEY LAUGH

0:51:080:51:10

You're like a yo-yo.

0:51:150:51:16

Have to get a revolving door soon.

0:51:160:51:18

-He's had a bit of agg' with the Old Bill.

-What? Incredible.

0:51:180:51:22

-What's this? Jailbreak?

-A little misunderstanding.

0:51:220:51:24

-What have you done?

-He ain't done nothing.

0:51:240:51:26

So what's he doing back here?

0:51:260:51:28

Your brother very kindly asked me to stay.

0:51:280:51:30

-Has he now?

-Yes, he has.

0:51:300:51:32

And it seemed churlish not to accept.

0:51:320:51:34

I'll have a bottle of stout, please, Tina.

0:51:340:51:37

Not too much head on it.

0:51:370:51:38

I think we got off on the wrong foot.

0:51:420:51:44

-Imaginary boyfriend?

-I did think you were hitting on me.

0:51:440:51:48

Maybe I was.

0:51:480:51:49

Can I buy you a drink?

0:51:510:51:52

Walford Gazette are coming Thursday.

0:52:030:52:05

Article on polygamy?

0:52:050:52:07

No, it's about the restaurant.

0:52:070:52:08

I'd really like you to do it with me.

0:52:100:52:13

Please?

0:52:130:52:14

Sure.

0:52:150:52:16

So what's all this, then? These your photos?

0:52:160:52:19

-Yeah.

-You going to get 'em to use one?

0:52:190:52:21

Um...

0:52:220:52:24

They're just...proofs.

0:52:240:52:26

About what I said earlier - I shouldn't have let you.

0:52:500:52:54

All right, but you did.

0:52:570:52:58

I don't want this any more.

0:52:590:53:01

I don't.

0:53:030:53:05

Max, this is wrong. This is so wrong.

0:53:060:53:09

I've got a chance, OK? Something good.

0:53:100:53:13

Someone who could...be right.

0:53:140:53:17

So who is it, then?

0:53:180:53:20

Doesn't matter.

0:53:210:53:22

Could be Mr Right And it don't matter?

0:53:230:53:25

You don't know him.

0:53:250:53:28

Got to be lover boy from last week, ain't it?

0:53:280:53:30

-It's got nothing do with you.

-I think it has, Lucy.

0:53:300:53:32

-If you're dumping me for a one-night stand...

-Wasn't a one-night stand.

0:53:320:53:36

-Right. So you're seeing him again?

-No.

0:53:370:53:39

Right. So let me work it out. One plus none equals...

0:53:390:53:42

-Oh, yes...

-All right, it was a one-night stand.

0:53:420:53:45

But it doesn't have to be. It could be something more.

0:53:450:53:48

I know it's this...Carter lad.

0:53:490:53:51

What's his name? Lee?

0:53:520:53:54

He's a little boy. What's he going to do? Use you.

0:53:550:53:57

What, like you do?

0:53:570:53:59

Because I don't see what I get from this.

0:54:000:54:02

I don't want to sneak around behind people's backs.

0:54:020:54:04

I don't want to be with someone that I can't be with in public.

0:54:040:54:08

I want someone who wants me...

0:54:080:54:10

..someone who looks at me and thinks I'm special.

0:54:120:54:14

I've got that chance, Max. So I'm going to take it.

0:54:170:54:20

I know you're there. Saw you when I come in.

0:54:350:54:38

Talking to yourself again?

0:54:400:54:42

Sign of madness.

0:54:420:54:44

With any luck, you should be able to lock me away soon.

0:54:440:54:47

Don't expect her to tuck you in later.

0:54:560:54:58

You owe me a favour. A big one.

0:54:580:55:01

I did tell you not to answer the door.

0:55:010:55:03

And I'll be calling it in soon.

0:55:030:55:05

POP MUSIC PLAYS ON JUKEBOX

0:55:120:55:15

E-MAIL ALERT ON PHONE

0:55:480:55:50

HE HUMS

0:56:120:56:15

Wow!

0:56:470:56:48

You don't think it's too much?

0:56:480:56:50

You look beautiful.

0:56:500:56:52

Thank you.

0:56:520:56:54

I just popped in to say good luck for the interview.

0:56:540:56:56

-Oh, well, it's only the local rag.

-Yeah, well, erm...

0:56:560:57:00

I'm very proud of you.

0:57:000:57:03

Why don't you come by after your round,

0:57:030:57:05

if you're...not doing anything else.

0:57:050:57:07

Yeah?

0:57:070:57:09

Morning! I didn't invite you over so you could stuff your face.

0:57:110:57:15

Billy didn't have anything in.

0:57:150:57:17

There's a surprise. Now are you going to be on the stall all day?

0:57:170:57:19

Yeah. Is that why you wanted to see me?

0:57:190:57:22

Yeah. The guy from the Walford Gazette will want to talk to you. And you, Luce.

0:57:220:57:25

-I can't. I'm up to my eyes today.

-It won't take you long.

0:57:250:57:28

Sorry. I'm at the flats all day.

0:57:280:57:30

You're going to be there, aren't you, love?

0:57:340:57:37

If you still want me... not sure why though.

0:57:370:57:39

Of course I do! You're my fiancee - nice to have the support of at least some of my family.

0:57:390:57:43

Cindy's going to be there. I'm showing her the ropes on the stall

0:57:430:57:46

-so she can help out.

-Do you have to do that today?

0:57:460:57:49

Come on, it's not going to be that easy to explain away a teenage pregnancy, is it?

0:57:490:57:53

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:57:530:57:54

Don't all rush.

0:57:540:57:55

-Need your autograph.

-Yeah.

0:57:590:58:01

There you go, I know what that is.

0:58:030:58:04

HE CHUCKLES

0:58:040:58:06

Here, hang on a minute, have a look...

0:58:060:58:08

I tell you what, she has done a cracking job...

0:58:100:58:14

Look at that.

0:58:140:58:16

You've got jam on your tie.

0:58:160:58:17

I'm not wearing a tie.

0:58:170:58:18

No, the other one.

0:58:180:58:20

Oh. Cheers, mate.

0:58:200:58:22

The secret is to mash the sardines in with the jam.

0:58:280:58:31

I'm actually going to vom...

0:58:310:58:32

Just... Just ignore him.

0:58:320:58:35

So what I was thinking is,

0:58:370:58:39

first I'll introduce the players,

0:58:390:58:41

and then I'll make something up about them, like...

0:58:410:58:45

"Max versus Phil,

0:58:450:58:46

"let's hope they don't mistake their heads for the balls."

0:58:460:58:49

-Ha-ha! Nice!

-Yeah?

-Like it.

0:58:490:58:50

Why would they?

0:58:500:58:52

Because they're both bald.

0:58:520:58:53

Well, that's not funny.

0:58:530:58:55

What would you know about funny, Gramps?

0:58:550:58:57

Only funny thing about you is that ridiculous sandwich you're making.

0:58:570:59:00

It's the universe lining things up, John Boy.

0:59:000:59:02

All the girls you deflect have got to go somewhere.

0:59:020:59:04

You only kissed her cos Lucy never showed up.

0:59:040:59:06

Oh! You're not still banging on about Whitney, are you?

0:59:060:59:09

I just don't want to see her hurt.

0:59:090:59:10

-It was only a snog, stop being a woman.

-Oi, that's mine!

0:59:100:59:14

-Not any more.

-Here, Johnny, put the kettle on, will you?

0:59:140:59:17

Four sugars and I'll have my painkillers.

0:59:170:59:19

-I think they're in the cupboard...

-No, no, no, he can do it himself.

0:59:190:59:22

If he's well enough to get arrested,

0:59:220:59:23

you're well enough to put a kettle on.

0:59:230:59:25

-It's no bother.

-See, the boy don't mind.

0:59:250:59:27

And full-fat, mind - I don't want any of that skimmed rubbish.

0:59:270:59:30

Listen, they're not here to run about after you.

0:59:300:59:33

It's a cup of tea, Dad. Do you want one?

0:59:330:59:35

No. I'll do my own cup of tea.

0:59:350:59:38

Here, Nancy wants your help with this pool thing she's running.

0:59:380:59:41

-No, I don't.

-All right. Have you sorted out your seedings and pairings yet?

0:59:410:59:45

You don't want too many walkovers cos people get too bored.

0:59:450:59:48

-It's all right if you can't get your head around it, I'll help.

-I said I don't need your help.

0:59:480:59:52

-All right. I'm just saying I'm good at this stuff, that's all.

-Course he is.

0:59:520:59:55

Your heart's in the right place but everyone knows pool's a man's game.

0:59:550:59:59

Ooh, sexism and sardines -

0:59:591:00:01

the perfect breakfast!

1:00:011:00:02

Come on, shock me. How many women have entered this tournament?

1:00:021:00:07

I said full-fat, you great jessie!

1:00:081:00:11

Great.

1:00:141:00:16

It's annoying that tomorrow's a Bank Holiday.

1:00:181:00:20

Yeah, well, we can still offload the rest.

1:00:201:00:22

Look how many we've got rid of already.

1:00:221:00:24

We'll just smash it all day tomorrow and then party at Roxy's.

1:00:241:00:27

PHONE RINGS

1:00:271:00:30

It's all right, you can answer it.

1:00:311:00:33

No, it's not important.

1:00:331:00:35

It might be a sale.

1:00:351:00:37

It's not work.

1:00:391:00:40

Lucy, is there anything that you want to talk about?

1:00:451:00:47

No.

1:00:491:00:51

Take it easy, you'll blunt the arrows.

1:00:591:01:02

You know, you just want to take your foot off the pedal, kick back.

1:01:101:01:16

It's not in me to relax. You know that.

1:01:171:01:20

What is it Nan used to call you?

1:01:211:01:22

Tasmanian Devil.

1:01:231:01:25

Yeah. Tasmanian Devil, that's it...

1:01:271:01:29

It's going to be all right.

1:01:351:01:36

Yeah, course it will.

1:01:381:01:39

Lightning don't strike twice, right?

1:01:401:01:42

Anyway, I'm going to go for a jog. I'll catch you later.

1:01:461:01:50

What you doing?! Barging about!

1:01:501:01:53

Idiot.

1:01:531:01:54

You've got to make allowances.

1:01:541:01:56

What? Cos he's in the Army or cos he's a plonker?

1:01:561:01:58

Just give him a little bit of slack.

1:01:581:02:00

And don't listen to the old man either.

1:02:001:02:02

What, sexist Stan? It's water off a duck's back.

1:02:021:02:05

I know you're excited about the tournament, but just don't worry.

1:02:051:02:08

It's going to be a success.

1:02:081:02:09

Go on.

1:02:111:02:12

Love you.

1:02:141:02:16

Love you!

1:02:161:02:17

What, you're playing Whoopi Goldberg's part?

1:02:171:02:20

Understudy, but I might go on tonight

1:02:201:02:23

cos we've been lurching about

1:02:231:02:25

and I'm one of the few that don't get seasick.

1:02:251:02:28

Last night, Mother Superior vomited all over the front row.

1:02:281:02:33

Mate, I couldn't even cover for her

1:02:331:02:36

because every Wednesday and Saturdays I do my jazz medley.

1:02:361:02:39

-You're singing jazz?!

-They can't get enough of me, you know.

1:02:391:02:43

And we're doing a big Easter gig this week.

1:02:431:02:45

So, you missing me?

1:02:471:02:48

Yeah. Yeah, I miss having someone to talk to, yeah.

1:02:481:02:52

How's Patrick?

1:02:521:02:54

Hey, tell him we've got eight different types of rum on board.

1:02:541:02:58

Well, he's in Trinidad.

1:02:581:02:59

You lie! We're going there next week!

1:02:591:03:02

-I'm going to hunt him down dressed like this!

-DENISE LAUGHS

1:03:021:03:05

It sounds like you're having a great time.

1:03:051:03:08

Things have... Well, they've been a bit tense here.

1:03:081:03:12

Mate, I never knew how much fun you can have

1:03:121:03:15

being tossed about on a boat.

1:03:151:03:17

And Mr Fox-Hubbard? Is the honeymoon period over?

1:03:171:03:22

Oh, no... He adores me.

1:03:221:03:26

I don't have to lift a finger.

1:03:261:03:27

Well, you never did.

1:03:271:03:28

And he is very attentive, if you know what I mean...

1:03:281:03:33

No, I suppose you don't, innit? Cos you're with Ian.

1:03:331:03:36

Denise, all I can say to you is... bless you, my child.

1:03:361:03:39

Actually Ian's showing me off to the press later.

1:03:421:03:44

And tomorrow we're going to Oxford to see Libby.

1:03:441:03:48

He can't do enough for me.

1:03:481:03:50

Oh. Nice.

1:03:501:03:52

Who hasn't washed up their breakfast?

1:03:561:03:58

Jam and sardines.

1:03:581:04:00

I can't stand at that sink with my ankle.

1:04:001:04:02

-Yes, you can.

-What are you, a doctor all of a sudden?

1:04:021:04:05

I can't put any weight on it, it's agony.

1:04:051:04:07

Right, well, you can dry then.

1:04:071:04:09

Always ready to help.

1:04:111:04:13

Never let it be said that I'm a burden...

1:04:131:04:14

and you can put that on my gravestone.

1:04:141:04:17

Who says you're going to get one?

1:04:171:04:19

No-one's going to want to know where you're buried.

1:04:191:04:22

Oh, very nice! What a lovely thing to say to a man who's got one foot in the grave.

1:04:221:04:25

Nance, I was having a think, and I reckon you should...

1:04:251:04:28

No, I know exactly what I'm doing!

1:04:281:04:29

-I don't need you taking over.

-OK, I'm just trying to help.

1:04:291:04:32

No, you're not. You're doing your usual - trying to push me out of something I want to do!

1:04:321:04:35

-What's that meant to mean?

-You know exactly what I mean.

1:04:351:04:38

You're trying to come up with something to prove to everyone how great you are.

1:04:381:04:41

The pool is my thing, ain't it, Dad?

1:04:411:04:43

-Course it is, baby.

-I've done all the pairings, all the seedings,

1:04:431:04:46

I've done all the promotion and it's going to be really good

1:04:461:04:49

-and it'll bring a load of customers in, so...

-All right, keep your hair on.

1:04:491:04:52

-Sounds like she's trying to prove she's as good as you are, lad.

-I am as good as him!

1:04:521:04:55

OK, put your money where your mouth is. Why not enter yourself in the tournament?

1:04:551:04:59

I've already told you - I can't, I'm running it.

1:04:591:05:01

-You can do both, can't you?

-Yeah, go on, I dare you.

1:05:011:05:04

Fine. If you can deal with being thrashed by a girl!

1:05:041:05:07

Go on, then, Nance. Now that's fighting talk...

1:05:071:05:09

DISH SMASHES

1:05:091:05:11

Whoops! Butterfingers.

1:05:111:05:13

230 quid for this!

1:05:131:05:14

It is perfect for our decor.

1:05:141:05:16

Yeah, but for 230 quid I want it in silver!

1:05:161:05:19

Ian, it's not just your money any more.

1:05:191:05:22

I know, but it's 230 quid...

1:05:221:05:23

Ian! I'm not having you moaning about costs

1:05:231:05:25

and taking the shine off this for me.

1:05:251:05:28

-Why is there a dead body outside my restaurant?

-OUR restaurant.

1:05:281:05:31

-Look, are you sure you're all right?

-Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

1:05:381:05:42

I don't know, it seems like you've just got a lot on your mind.

1:05:421:05:44

No, I'm fine.

1:05:441:05:46

Right, you find out about those council tenants

1:05:461:05:48

and I'll head over to the flat and chase up those leads.

1:05:481:05:50

Yeah, all right, I shouldn't be too long.

1:05:501:05:53

Cindy, pass me the bananas.

1:05:531:05:55

-Come here, come here.

-What are you doing? Get off of me!

1:05:571:06:00

-What do you think you're playing at?

-What are you talking about?

1:06:031:06:06

This!

1:06:061:06:08

-Lucy, you ain't going to blackmail me. Do you understand me?

-Who took that?

1:06:091:06:13

-That's exactly what I want to know. So, go on, who have you been talking to?

-No-one.

1:06:131:06:16

I swear.

1:06:181:06:19

Do you really think I want people knowing about us?

1:06:191:06:22

So where did it come from?

1:06:241:06:26

Just an e-mail.

1:06:261:06:28

Didn't recognise the address.

1:06:281:06:30

So someone's spying on us?

1:06:301:06:31

I'm trying to look on the bright side. But this isn't Spring Lane.

1:06:371:06:40

No, it isn't Spring Lane.

1:06:401:06:41

And it's not going to be Spring Lane once they flatten it.

1:06:411:06:44

Now, come on, what's our motto?

1:06:441:06:48

Come on, say it.

1:06:481:06:50

-Oh, Birdie!

-Say it.

1:06:501:06:52

Life's too short.

1:06:521:06:54

Exactly.

1:06:541:06:56

Come on, the people round here are all very friendly.

1:06:561:07:00

Here, is that your death wagon?!

1:07:001:07:01

Oh! Some respect for the departed, please.

1:07:011:07:04

You'll have to shift it. I can't have a dead body outside my restaurant!

1:07:041:07:07

We're on our way to a funeral.

1:07:071:07:09

You'll have to get that car to back up.

1:07:091:07:10

HORN TOOTS

1:07:101:07:12

Oi, Beale! Has this got anything to do with you?

1:07:121:07:15

You're going to have to reverse.

1:07:191:07:21

I ain't backing up for you.

1:07:211:07:22

I can't reverse now, can I? Now move that hearse! Come on.

1:07:221:07:25

He can't reverse, he's got a coffin in the back.

1:07:251:07:27

-If I have to get out of here you'll be needing a coffin - now move it!

-Why me? Why is it always me?!

1:07:271:07:31

Pam Coker.

1:07:311:07:34

-Jane Beale.

-We've bought the lease on the charity shop.

1:07:351:07:38

It's a nice area, isn't it?

1:07:381:07:40

HORNS TOOT

1:07:401:07:41

Just give him five minutes to offload the sign. I've got a reporter coming round...

1:07:411:07:46

-I've warned you!

-All right, I'll get them to move.

1:07:461:07:49

You're going to have to move, you're causing a jam! Come on. Move it, mate.

1:07:491:07:52

There's a man who lets things get to him.

1:07:521:07:55

-That way. All right! Go on.

-That never ends well, does it, Les?

1:07:551:07:58

No, Birdie, it doesn't.

1:07:581:08:01

You don't think it was Lauren, do you?

1:08:021:08:04

No, no, she would have said something.

1:08:041:08:06

You know what she's like, she can't hold back.

1:08:061:08:08

-So, you with that Carter boy now, or what?

-No.

1:08:111:08:13

You can still talk to me.

1:08:131:08:15

Don't.

1:08:211:08:22

I know you say it's over. I can't just switch off how I feel, can I?

1:08:241:08:27

Look, you're going to have to.

1:08:291:08:31

Right, so you think you're some sort of big woman now, do you?

1:08:321:08:35

Well, you ain't.

1:08:351:08:37

Busy day?

1:08:461:08:49

She must have just got caught up with something.

1:08:501:08:53

I need a good old massage later, how are you fixed?

1:09:071:09:10

-To massage your legs?!

-Whatever you want.

1:09:101:09:13

I don't know. I've got to look after Bianca's mum today,

1:09:131:09:17

-she's not very well.

-I'm sorry.

1:09:171:09:20

Yeah.

1:09:201:09:21

She's meant to have chemo this week, but she's just not well enough.

1:09:211:09:24

That's rough.

1:09:241:09:25

I am really worried about her, to be honest.

1:09:251:09:28

She's normally the strong one,

1:09:281:09:32

but she ain't taking it very well.

1:09:321:09:33

She's the closest thing I've got to a gran.

1:09:351:09:38

Come here.

1:09:411:09:42

Listen, I might be able to get away later.

1:09:521:09:55

That's if your legs can last that long.

1:09:571:09:59

Oh, yeah, I think they can.

1:10:011:10:02

We're completely family-focused.

1:10:191:10:21

Simple, classic dishes.

1:10:211:10:23

-Healthy options, zero trans fats.

-Bun-less burgers, if that's your thing.

1:10:231:10:26

Even got sweet-potato fries.

1:10:261:10:28

-But no compromise on taste.

-On taste!

1:10:281:10:29

Anyone would think they were married.

1:10:291:10:32

Let me introduce you to everyone. This is Jake, my sous-chef.

1:10:331:10:36

Nice to meet you.

1:10:361:10:38

And these are your staff, are they?

1:10:381:10:39

No, no, this is Denise, my fiancee,

1:10:391:10:42

soon to be a new addition to the Beale empire.

1:10:421:10:44

And this is my boyfriend, Masood.

1:10:441:10:47

I thought you were married.

1:10:471:10:48

-BOTH:

-We were.

1:10:481:10:49

Yeah, and now we're...

1:10:491:10:51

..just business partners.

1:10:511:10:52

-We've...

-..both moved on.

-Yeah.

1:10:521:10:56

How about we show you the kitchen, Jake?

1:10:561:10:59

Yeah, this way.

1:10:591:11:00

Well, Ian's in his element.

1:11:041:11:06

This is exciting.

1:11:061:11:07

Yeah, it is.

1:11:071:11:08

You know, I've got a really good feeling about this.

1:11:081:11:11

Have you?

1:11:111:11:12

Well, the furniture's nice.

1:11:171:11:19

Denise.

1:11:201:11:22

Yes.

1:11:311:11:33

What's that for?

1:11:371:11:39

Thanks for being here.

1:11:391:11:40

I ain't done anything.

1:11:401:11:42

Oi, where you going with them?

1:11:511:11:53

Grandad said he wanted a beer.

1:11:531:11:54

No, if he wants beer he can come downstairs and buy 'em.

1:11:541:11:57

Put 'em back.

1:11:571:11:58

Although it's called Beale's and they work together

1:11:591:12:02

they're not married.

1:12:021:12:03

Well, they used to be, but they're divorced now.

1:12:031:12:05

Are you listening?

1:12:051:12:07

Always.

1:12:071:12:09

-Hello, stranger.

-Hi. I thought you might be with Whit.

1:12:151:12:18

I saw you kissing yesterday.

1:12:191:12:21

Oh, that was just a kiss.

1:12:231:12:26

It's all right...you're single.

1:12:261:12:28

You're not jealous then?

1:12:281:12:29

No, I'm happy for her.

1:12:291:12:31

I mean, it's been a while since a decent guy took any interest.

1:12:311:12:35

Is that right?

1:12:351:12:36

Yeah. And I'm pretty certain that she's stopped charging for sex,

1:12:361:12:39

so that's good for you.

1:12:391:12:40

It'll be good if we can salvage some of that wooden panelling from the old shop.

1:12:471:12:51

There's something very welcoming about mahogany.

1:12:511:12:54

There's room in that bedroom for more wardrobe space.

1:12:551:12:58

You hardly wear the dresses you've got.

1:12:581:13:00

I do. You can't say I don't.

1:13:001:13:03

I rotate. You never notice.

1:13:031:13:06

What am I wearing now? Don't...

1:13:071:13:10

Don't you look.

1:13:101:13:11

Black floral blouse, black jacket, black slacks.

1:13:111:13:14

-Lucky guess.

-Yeah.

1:13:161:13:18

Mr Coker, isn't it?

1:13:201:13:21

I just wondered if you and your good lady would like a bottle of wine,

1:13:211:13:25

on the house, of course, it's just I've got a little favour to ask.

1:13:251:13:30

-I'm off.

-Where? Where?!

1:13:301:13:33

A favour?

1:13:331:13:35

And, Peter, how old are you?

1:13:371:13:39

I'm 20.

1:13:391:13:40

What's it like, working for your dad?

1:13:401:13:42

It's great. It's really good.

1:13:421:13:45

It's a shame my daughter couldn't be here as well.

1:13:451:13:47

She's 20, setting up her own business, she'll be the real success story of the family.

1:13:471:13:51

We'll all be working for the great Lucy one day.

1:13:511:13:54

-What's your name?

-Like I said, it's unfortunate Lucy couldn't be here,

1:13:541:13:57

but obviously she's busy with work. She really wanted to talk to you.

1:13:571:14:00

Yeah, she's really busy floating around the Square.

1:14:001:14:02

Right, that's it with the stall,

1:14:021:14:03

how about, as it's lunchtime, we move on to the chippie?

1:14:031:14:06

Do you like fish and chips, yeah?

1:14:061:14:08

Why do you let him put you down like that?

1:14:111:14:13

He wasn't putting me down.

1:14:131:14:15

She nicks his credit card,

1:14:151:14:17

she complains about him every chance she gets,

1:14:171:14:20

and still she's golden girl.

1:14:201:14:22

No, it's not like that.

1:14:221:14:23

Do you want to be treated like second-best all your life?

1:14:231:14:26

Didn't mean anything, kissing Whitney.

1:14:341:14:38

What, like kissing me?

1:14:381:14:39

Is that what you do? Go round kissing every girl?

1:14:391:14:42

Pretty much.

1:14:441:14:45

You know you shouldn't take any notice of me.

1:14:531:14:56

PHONE RINGS

1:14:561:15:00

You got your dad on your case?

1:15:051:15:07

Only when he wants something.

1:15:071:15:09

He doesn't usually take an interest.

1:15:091:15:11

You should go away for a bit. Like me.

1:15:141:15:16

I go away for months, come back, and they're all over me.

1:15:161:15:20

Can't go wrong. You should try it.

1:15:201:15:22

What, just disappear?

1:15:241:15:25

Don't tempt me.

1:15:281:15:30

So, do you like it in the army?

1:15:341:15:36

Yeah, and no.

1:15:381:15:39

I miss my family a lot.

1:15:411:15:43

And the downside to coming back is I have to start all over again.

1:15:461:15:50

You going to see Whit again?

1:15:561:15:59

I don't know... Am I?

1:15:591:16:03

Who the hell are you?

1:16:221:16:23

Les Coker, your son asked me to pop up and see you.

1:16:231:16:27

-Why?

-Well, it can be lonely... surrounded by family,

1:16:271:16:31

but feeling isolated and cut off.

1:16:311:16:34

I'm not cut off, I've got me wheelchair.

1:16:341:16:36

Your son thought you'd like to talk to me.

1:16:361:16:38

You're not from the Social, are you? Cos I'm not going into no home.

1:16:381:16:41

No, I'm an undertaker.

1:16:411:16:43

Undertaker?!

1:16:431:16:44

I know it's not easy, approaching the end...

1:16:441:16:47

Have you thought much about your funeral?

1:16:471:16:50

What's Mick been saying to you? Cos I ain't near the end!

1:16:501:16:53

You're very lucky to have such a loving son.

1:16:531:16:56

He said, and I quote,

1:16:561:16:57

"When it comes to burying my dad,

1:16:571:17:01

"money's no object."

1:17:011:17:02

Oh, well, you can tell him from me, I'll see him in a coffin first!

1:17:021:17:06

Sending you up here, preying on an old man!

1:17:061:17:09

I've years left in me! Years!

1:17:091:17:11

Go on, clear off out! Bleedin' vulture!

1:17:111:17:14

Oi, oi, you said you had one foot in the grave!

1:17:141:17:16

Is that what you had in mind?

1:17:161:17:18

You're my new hero.

1:17:181:17:20

Shirley would have paid to see that.

1:17:201:17:23

Now, how about a nice Scotch?

1:17:231:17:24

A large malt. Oh, and if I could just leave you my card...

1:17:241:17:27

just in case you ever do have need of my services.

1:17:271:17:30

Listen, I don't suppose I can buy that coffin before he bowls over.

1:17:301:17:33

-I spoke to Kim earlier.

-Yeah? Her new husband thrown her overboard yet?

1:17:361:17:39

She's having the time of her life.

1:17:391:17:42

Yeah? When's she coming back?

1:17:421:17:44

Didn't think I'd miss her so much, you know.

1:17:441:17:47

You can take people for granted, can't you?

1:17:471:17:50

I know I've taken you for granted. I know, and I'm sorry.

1:17:501:17:53

No, no, Ian. You're just a very busy man, that's all.

1:17:531:17:56

You looking forward to seeing Libby tomorrow?

1:17:591:18:01

Yeah, really looking forward.

1:18:011:18:03

You are still all right to come, aren't you?

1:18:051:18:07

Yeah, of course. You support me, I support you.

1:18:071:18:11

Ian, no, it's not about support. She's my daughter,

1:18:111:18:13

and when we're married she'll be part of your family.

1:18:131:18:16

Yeah, I tell you what, that reporter talking about the stall

1:18:161:18:19

got me thinking about my gran and my dad...

1:18:191:18:21

Peter and Lucy, they're going to have kids,

1:18:211:18:24

and then they'll have kids,

1:18:241:18:25

and pretty soon I'll be the old man sat in the corner

1:18:251:18:28

-wondering where his life went.

-It's a good life, Ian.

1:18:281:18:32

I think me dad would be proud.

1:18:341:18:36

-Come on, shouldn't you be getting back to the Minute Mart?

-Hang on.

1:18:361:18:39

You should be reflective more often. It suits you.

1:18:431:18:47

That went well.

1:18:491:18:51

It did, didn't it?

1:18:511:18:54

Well, it looked like it.

1:18:541:18:56

And I managed to get more than two words in, which is surprising

1:18:561:18:59

considering Ian turned it into a piece all about his empire.

1:18:591:19:01

Well... That's Ian.

1:19:011:19:04

Thank you.

1:19:071:19:08

There's not many men that would be OK

1:19:081:19:09

about their girlfriends going into business with their ex-husbands.

1:19:091:19:13

Well, you just remember that

1:19:131:19:14

when you're opening your chain of restaurants.

1:19:141:19:16

Chain of restaurants!

1:19:161:19:18

-As if.

-Oh, it'll happen.

1:19:181:19:19

I just hope you don't end up ditching your postman

1:19:191:19:22

when you're flying high.

1:19:221:19:23

You don't really think that, do you?

1:19:251:19:28

HE LAUGHS

1:19:281:19:30

Course not.

1:19:301:19:31

Anyway, it's going to take up a lot of your time, isn't it?

1:19:311:19:36

I'll still make time for you.

1:19:361:19:37

We don't open till Monday, so why don't we do something nice tomorrow?

1:19:391:19:42

What have you got in mind?

1:19:421:19:44

We could go away, we could go down the coast,

1:19:441:19:46

paddle in the sea, wear kiss-me-quick hats.

1:19:461:19:48

You don't have to take me to the coast to kiss me.

1:19:481:19:51

-PHONE RINGS

-Oh...

1:19:511:19:53

Sorry.

1:19:531:19:54

Oh, yeah, I've got to take this.

1:19:551:19:57

Hello. Yes, this is Jane Beale.

1:19:571:20:00

Cindy!

1:20:011:20:03

What was that in front of the journalist?

1:20:031:20:05

-What?

-Just keep your remarks to yourself.

1:20:051:20:07

It's not right, the way you mug Peter off.

1:20:071:20:10

Lucy gets away with murder!

1:20:101:20:12

No, I'm tired of this, OK? I've been really good to you.

1:20:121:20:15

I've taken you in, I feed you, I deal with you...

1:20:151:20:18

getting pregnant, and still you stir the pot.

1:20:181:20:21

Luckily for me, no-one's interested in what you've got to say.

1:20:211:20:24

So you don't want to know about Lucy's police record then?

1:20:241:20:27

Oh, didn't know about that, did you?

1:20:281:20:31

Why are you so jealous of Lucy?

1:20:311:20:33

I'm not jealous! She got arrested for shoplifting in Devon.

1:20:331:20:37

You're lying!

1:20:371:20:40

Because she'd tell you(?)

1:20:401:20:41

You don't know the first thing about Lucy.

1:20:411:20:43

You don't even know what she keeps in her jewellery box.

1:20:431:20:46

Oh, hi.

1:21:161:21:18

Hi.

1:21:181:21:19

-Is Lee around?

-He went out. You should text him.

1:21:191:21:22

I haven't got his number.

1:21:221:21:24

Why don't you stay for a drink and I'll dig it out for you?

1:21:251:21:28

OK.

1:21:301:21:31

What are you having?

1:21:351:21:36

Whatever you're having.

1:21:361:21:37

Hello?

1:21:431:21:45

Dad?

1:21:461:21:48

Drink?

1:21:531:21:55

Surprise me.

1:21:551:21:56

-Nice.

-Yeah. I'd make a better job running it than my dad ever will, though.

1:21:581:22:02

Full of big ideas, then?

1:22:021:22:03

Not just ideas.

1:22:031:22:06

I am actually going to make a success of my life.

1:22:061:22:08

Yeah, I can tell. You seem a lot older than you are.

1:22:081:22:11

-Really?

-Yeah.

1:22:111:22:13

Come here.

1:22:151:22:17

Your dad's an idiot if he's not proud of you, you know that?

1:22:391:22:42

Hang on.

1:22:481:22:49

Just wait!

1:22:491:22:51

Sorry, can't help myself.

1:22:511:22:53

You're so beautiful.

1:22:591:23:01

Am I?

1:23:031:23:04

Oi, oi...

1:23:081:23:10

Hey, shush.

1:23:121:23:14

LUCY SOBS

1:23:141:23:16

Ian?

1:23:241:23:26

Ian, are you in?

1:23:261:23:28

Look, I've had a call from a florist who can do us a really good deal...

1:23:281:23:32

-What are you doing?

-I need to see what's inside.

1:23:341:23:36

Oh, Ian, you can't do that, it's Lucy's.

1:23:361:23:39

MUSIC PLAYS

1:23:391:23:41

CAR HORN

1:24:091:24:13

CAR HORN

1:24:151:24:18

That's going to be Terry to take us to the station.

1:24:231:24:25

What you doing? Aren't you going smart?

1:24:251:24:27

There's been a radiator leak at the restaurant.

1:24:271:24:29

-Can't Jane deal with that?

-She's going away with Masood.

1:24:291:24:31

And you're going away with me.

1:24:311:24:33

Yeah, but we can see Libby any time, can't we?

1:24:331:24:36

Right. I'll just have to make your excuses.

1:24:401:24:44

I thought Ian was coming?

1:24:531:24:56

Nope.

1:24:561:24:57

Can you imagine if it was HIS daughter at Oxford?

1:24:571:25:00

Have you spoken to her?

1:25:171:25:20

No. Not yet.

1:25:201:25:22

What's Denise said?

1:25:221:25:23

I haven't told her. I didn't want to ruin her trip to Oxford.

1:25:231:25:26

Look, go and get her up. We'll take her for breakfast.

1:25:261:25:29

Don't worry. We'll sort this out.

1:25:291:25:31

Lucy?

1:25:381:25:39

Lucy!

1:25:411:25:42

Right, where is she? Did she sleep here last night?

1:25:451:25:50

Maybe she was up early for work.

1:25:501:25:52

-Are you covering for her?

-No.

-Jane!

1:25:521:25:55

-I'm not, I swear.

-Come on, Cindy, please.

1:25:551:25:57

This is important. She didn't sleep here last night. So where is she?

1:25:571:26:01

There she is.

1:26:251:26:26

PHONE VIBRATES

1:26:301:26:35

He probably just went out on the pull.

1:26:471:26:50

I know, I'm just worried, you know.

1:26:501:26:52

Yeah, yeah. I'm trying not to think about that.

1:26:521:26:54

Lucy, give me a call when you get this message.

1:26:571:27:00

Ian.

1:27:001:27:03

-She will have stayed at a friend's house.

-Yes, taking God knows what!

1:27:031:27:07

She doesn't need you charging around involving her whole family.

1:27:071:27:10

Now, go to work, get things done, and she will turn up.

1:27:101:27:13

You're not coming with...?

1:27:171:27:19

No, we're supposed to be setting off.

1:27:191:27:21

Just for a bit.

1:27:211:27:23

Dedication! And it's a bank holiday.

1:27:241:27:28

Yeah, all right, cheeky.

1:27:281:27:29

We do have a business to run too, you know.

1:27:291:27:31

What are you doing? Come on!

1:27:431:27:45

So bossy! All right, all right.

1:27:451:27:49

OK, open!

1:27:491:27:52

Banoffee pie and cheesecake for breakfast?

1:27:521:27:54

Not every day you wake up in a restaurant, is it?

1:27:541:27:57

Ian, man, this chief won't let me sign for the delivery!

1:27:571:28:01

It's not about that.

1:28:011:28:02

Oh...my...days!

1:28:061:28:09

Cake?

1:28:091:28:11

No wonder I don't get my post on time.

1:28:211:28:23

You've been staring at that luggage for ages.

1:28:231:28:25

It's Good Friday, Billy. I'm on holiday. Supposedly.

1:28:251:28:29

Besides, you only get catalogues.

1:28:291:28:31

Hey, hey, hey! Get back here!

1:28:321:28:35

Watch it!

1:28:441:28:46

What have you done to my cushions?

1:28:461:28:48

What are you on about?

1:28:481:28:49

Nothing six months of therapy won't fix!

1:28:491:28:51

All right! This is a development!

1:28:511:28:54

Yeah. My dad just caught us.

1:28:541:28:56

Oh, no way!

1:28:571:28:59

What's this about Dad?

1:28:591:29:00

Er, nothing.

1:29:001:29:02

See you at Roxy's party later.

1:29:021:29:04

We were supposed to make an early start.

1:29:181:29:21

I know. I'm sorry.

1:29:211:29:23

It's just...

1:29:231:29:26

You know Ian's family isn't always your problem, don't you?

1:29:261:29:30

-Someone had a sleepover?

-Yeah, you could say that.

1:29:371:29:41

Oh, right. Yeah, I saw Lucy tearing through the market.

1:29:411:29:45

He's going in a few days -

1:29:451:29:46

if you're worried about her falling for a soldier.

1:29:461:29:48

Lads I can deal with, all right?

1:29:481:29:52

-I found something in her room.

-What?

1:29:521:29:54

-Is...?

-Yes.

1:29:571:29:59

You mustn't tell anyone.

1:29:591:30:01

No. No, no, no, of course not.

1:30:011:30:03

Ian's so worried. I don't know. Maybe it's serious.

1:30:031:30:06

Maybe it's nothing.

1:30:061:30:08

But he's not very well equipped to find out, is he?

1:30:081:30:12

Just let me talk to her first, all right? You're too wound up. Wait.

1:30:121:30:15

You say they're not my problem, Mas,

1:30:171:30:19

but those kids are all my babies, really.

1:30:191:30:22

And how does Denise feel about that?

1:30:221:30:24

BELLS CHIME

1:30:301:30:34

Come here.

1:31:131:31:15

He's told you, hasn't he?

1:31:281:31:30

-Look, it's not like you haven't had sex before.

-No...

1:31:311:31:34

Luce, forget that.

1:31:341:31:36

-Is everything OK? Dad, I've got this.

-Oh, my gosh. Please!

1:31:361:31:39

Like, I know I shouldn't have done it in the restaurant,

1:31:391:31:42

-but there's 500 people in this house.

-It's not about Lee!

1:31:421:31:45

We know about the drugs, Lucy.

1:31:451:31:47

The drugs?

1:31:491:31:51

Lucy!

1:31:591:32:00

I guess it was hers, then.

1:32:031:32:04

-Did you know about this?

-No, Dad, I didn't.

1:32:081:32:11

Well handled, by the way.

1:32:111:32:12

We'll go away soon, I promise.

1:32:211:32:23

Let's just get these inside, shall we?

1:32:231:32:26

Oh. Weren't expecting you yet.

1:33:031:33:04

You all right?

1:33:041:33:08

Did your dad catch up with you about that Lee?

1:33:081:33:11

Wait till Whitney does. You do know she snogged him?

1:33:111:33:13

Yeah, well, you win some, you lose some.

1:33:131:33:16

What's he like, then?

1:33:171:33:20

Can we just get on with the work?

1:33:201:33:21

Thanks, sweetheart. I reckon you're in for a decent turnout tonight.

1:33:261:33:29

Better had be. Unless Sharon's wedged a table in the Albert.

1:33:291:33:32

Oh, babe, was you having a tournament and all?

1:33:321:33:34

-Now, now, Mother.

-You couldn't top this up with a bit of...

1:33:341:33:37

No. No booze in the AM, all right? You're bad enough sober.

1:33:371:33:40

When my ankle's better...

1:33:401:33:42

You won't need to be here any more, will you, Grandad?

1:33:421:33:46

You was all over Whitney five minutes ago. Now, Lucy, I'm a bit...

1:33:461:33:49

Leave off, will you. I got enough on my plate with her old man walking in on us.

1:33:491:33:52

-Do what?

-Yeah. Him and Lucy got caught by her old man.

1:33:521:33:55

-You grass!

-You rotter!

-Lee! He's our neighbour!

1:33:551:33:58

Yeah. Be your father-in-law before you know it.

1:33:581:34:01

That man is not becoming a relation of mine.

1:34:011:34:03

Wouldn't be so bad - she's a lovely girl.

1:34:031:34:06

What's her name again?

1:34:061:34:07

All right, settle down, everyone, please! We've got a pool tournament to set up.

1:34:071:34:11

And, Lee, do yourself a favour. Try not to cop for any tidy blondes on the table before it starts.

1:34:111:34:15

Nancy's just cleaned it.

1:34:151:34:16

Can I have a word?

1:34:181:34:20

In private.

1:34:201:34:22

Er, there's no-one upstairs.

1:34:221:34:24

THEY HUM CHOPIN'S FUNERAL MARCH

1:34:261:34:30

-Do you reckon he...

-Yes, Mick. I do.

1:34:321:34:34

Do you want a cup of tea?

1:34:421:34:44

Look, this morning.

1:34:481:34:49

I get how it might have come across disrespectful...

1:34:491:34:52

-in your restaurant, with your daughter.

-The tidy blonde?

1:34:521:34:55

-That was just banter.

-If you respect someone...

1:34:571:34:59

All I told them was that you walked in and how bad I felt.

1:34:591:35:02

-Which I do.

-Yeah. She deserves better.

1:35:021:35:04

Yeah. She does. She's an amazing girl.

1:35:041:35:08

You have no idea.

1:35:081:35:10

If I find out it was you who gave her cocaine...

1:35:101:35:13

Coke?

1:35:131:35:15

Mate, mate, I ain't into all that.

1:35:161:35:18

-Naked? Lucy Beale? Boom.

-Mate, I'm telling you, man...

1:35:241:35:27

Wait, wait, wait, swear on Biggie's memory.

1:35:271:35:29

On Biggie, all right? She was naked!

1:35:291:35:31

She must have been cold, though,

1:35:311:35:33

cos the central heating goes off at night.

1:35:331:35:36

-Tam?

-Tam, Tam. Tam?

1:35:361:35:38

He's just told us he's seen woman-flesh.

1:35:381:35:43

-Like, naked.

-And you're worried about central heating?

1:35:431:35:45

Anyway, listen, Ian must've gone psycho, though! What did he say?

1:35:451:35:48

Bruv, I don't know. I tell you what I won't forget, though.

1:35:481:35:51

I'll never forget her putting that dress back on, man. Oh, my days!

1:35:511:35:54

Yo, watch it, man! What's his beef?

1:35:541:35:57

I can't believe he came up with all them hobbits and goblins

1:35:571:36:01

lying under that tree.

1:36:011:36:02

Yeah. Being lazy pays.

1:36:021:36:04

You shouldn't have been so hard on Chelsea all those years.

1:36:041:36:07

If she had a movie franchise, you'd have a point!

1:36:071:36:09

She made it to Spain.

1:36:091:36:11

Yeah. Turned out all right.

1:36:111:36:15

Somehow.

1:36:151:36:17

Both of you.

1:36:171:36:18

Shame Ian couldn't make it.

1:36:211:36:24

So how are things at home?

1:36:241:36:26

Oh, you know...

1:36:261:36:29

You must be busy with the wedding.

1:36:291:36:32

Come on, there must be some news.

1:36:321:36:34

It's middle age. You know, things don't change that much.

1:36:341:36:37

It all just...stretches out.

1:36:371:36:40

Anyway, what about your news? How's the Master's going?

1:36:401:36:43

Yeah, really well.

1:36:431:36:45

Ah. That sounds like there's a "but" at the end of that.

1:36:451:36:48

But...

1:36:481:36:50

I want to show you something.

1:36:501:36:52

Come on.

1:36:521:36:54

That's like the 15th one he's sent.

1:37:001:37:02

You going to tell me what's happening?

1:37:021:37:04

DOOR SHUTS

1:37:041:37:06

What you doing back?

1:37:061:37:08

Just looking for some car keys.

1:37:081:37:11

Can't get in the hatchback.

1:37:111:37:13

-Probably for the best.

-Yeah, very funny.

1:37:131:37:15

Nearly as old as your phone - which I don't even know why you're using.

1:37:151:37:19

Tell you what, do me a favour, Lauren -

1:37:191:37:21

make me a cup of tea, will you?

1:37:211:37:22

Do you want one?

1:37:221:37:24

No, no. I'll make it.

1:37:241:37:26

It's all right, Lauren'll do it.

1:37:261:37:28

-You're a guest here, ain't you?

-Hardly.

1:37:281:37:31

Your car key.

1:37:331:37:34

-I left them in the kitchen.

-PHONE RINGS

1:37:361:37:40

What's happening? You seeing that Carter boy now, are you?

1:37:401:37:43

-It's got nothing to do with you.

-It's Lee.

1:37:431:37:45

-Thought you might want to take this one?

-Oh, thanks.

1:37:451:37:48

Hello?

1:37:501:37:51

He did what?

1:37:551:37:56

Research Assistant.

1:38:351:38:36

Ah! Oh, sorry.

1:38:361:38:37

Come here, let me get a quick little picture! Just a quick...

1:38:391:38:42

OK, OK.

1:38:421:38:44

Get in there.

1:38:441:38:45

Got it.

1:38:471:38:48

Oh!

1:38:501:38:51

Wow.

1:39:051:39:06

You! What are you like, keeping secrets from me.

1:39:081:39:11

You're one to talk, Mum.

1:39:111:39:12

What's that supposed to mean?

1:39:121:39:15

You tell me.

1:39:151:39:17

Seems like pretty much every topic of conversation is off-limits.

1:39:171:39:20

You can't talk about Ian, the wedding, home.

1:39:201:39:23

Well...

1:39:241:39:26

Right. Er, home.

1:39:261:39:28

Home's lovely!

1:39:291:39:30

Oh, Bobby. He's so cute.

1:39:321:39:34

And then there's the twins, there's Peter and Lucy.

1:39:371:39:40

And, erm, do you know, I think you can always...

1:39:401:39:43

You can tell a person from the kids.

1:39:431:39:45

And then there's all the businesses, so...

1:39:481:39:51

I'll never get bored.

1:39:511:39:52

-Oh, the house.

-You've said the house.

1:39:571:40:01

And...

1:40:021:40:03

And...

1:40:071:40:09

-I don't want to marry him.

-Mum...

1:40:131:40:16

And I don't know what to do, because everyone's said, all along...

1:40:161:40:20

and I... I don't know what to do.

1:40:201:40:22

-Mum, please. Come here.

-I'm sorry.

1:40:221:40:24

-Come here.

-I'm sorry.

1:40:241:40:26

I'm sorry.

1:40:281:40:29

Lucy?

1:40:421:40:43

-How dare you!

-Me?

1:40:431:40:46

Going to the Vic and accusing Lee!

1:40:461:40:47

I was just trying to...

1:40:471:40:48

What? Humiliate me? You know what, you might as well go hand out flyers

1:40:481:40:52

saying "Lucy does coke! Lucy's a screw up!"

1:40:521:40:54

You wouldn't take my calls. I had to try and do something.

1:40:541:40:57

What has it got to do with you?

1:40:571:40:58

Oh, Luce, please. Love, let's not fight over this, OK?

1:40:581:41:02

Luce, come on, please, just talk to me.

1:41:051:41:08

No, I didn't come here to talk.

1:41:081:41:11

I came to get it back.

1:41:111:41:13

The coke. It is mine.

1:41:131:41:16

So give it back.

1:41:161:41:17

Welcome to the Vic pool tournament!

1:41:191:41:20

-Are you sure Lee's...?

-Engineers' champ. Boy's a shark.

1:41:201:41:24

20 on Winston, was it?

1:41:241:41:26

All right, Phil? You fancy a flutter?

1:41:261:41:29

Anything I should know first?

1:41:291:41:31

Buy you a drink?

1:41:341:41:36

I'm looking for Phil, not a relationship.

1:41:361:41:39

Relationship? You'll be lucky.

1:41:391:41:41

Nah, let's go to this party, man.

1:41:431:41:45

-No, we've got to wait for Whitney and Lucy.

-So? Oh...

1:41:451:41:48

-Wow.

-She's a pool fan, ain't she?

1:41:501:41:53

That's got nothing to do with pool.

1:41:531:41:57

Look at you!

1:41:571:41:58

Thanks. I'm going to Roxy's party later, so...

1:41:581:42:01

Is your brother here? Is he around?

1:42:011:42:04

-Yeah. About that...

-What?

1:42:041:42:07

Right, listen, I'm just going to put it out there. Last night...

1:42:071:42:13

Lucy and Lee, sort of...they...

1:42:131:42:18

-Are you joking?

-Sorry.

1:42:181:42:20

It's always her, innit?

1:42:211:42:24

Look at me. I'm an idiot.

1:42:251:42:27

I really hate her!

1:42:271:42:30

It is my property! I paid for it.

1:42:301:42:32

I had to try and do something.

1:42:321:42:34

What, you just crept into my room and broke into my jewellery box?

1:42:341:42:38

And I think I was vindicated.

1:42:381:42:39

I am not a kid any more.

1:42:391:42:41

Do I not have a right for privacy?

1:42:411:42:43

No. Not under my roof.

1:42:431:42:45

Fine, then. That makes my decision easier. I'll move out.

1:42:451:42:49

That's not the solution, is it?

1:42:491:42:52

I can't live with you any more. I can't be around you!

1:42:521:42:56

You criticise me, you judge me,

1:42:561:42:58

and now - what, you just go through my things?

1:42:581:43:01

I feel like you hate me.

1:43:041:43:06

That's not true!

1:43:061:43:08

OK, well, tell me the last time that you said something nice to me.

1:43:081:43:12

Maybe I don't tell you enough, all right?

1:43:151:43:20

But I tell Jane and Denise. You're the best thing I ever did!

1:43:201:43:24

I tell them all the time. I mean, just ask them.

1:43:241:43:28

Lucy, I can't believe I made you, all right.

1:43:281:43:31

You're beautiful, you're clever, you're independent.

1:43:311:43:36

I mean, maybe that's why I push you so hard,

1:43:361:43:39

because I know what you can be.

1:43:391:43:41

And you're the one who kept this family together

1:43:431:43:47

when I was on the streets, all right? And that's not forgotten.

1:43:471:43:50

Why don't you ever tell me?

1:43:541:43:56

Luce, come here. Come here.

1:43:591:44:01

-I'm such a mess.

-No, come on.

1:44:011:44:05

You're not a mess. Look, it's me, all right?

1:44:061:44:10

I'm the idiot. OK?

1:44:101:44:12

-I mean, look at me this morning. I was SO embarrassed!

-Really?

1:44:121:44:17

Yeah. All I could do was talk about cushions!

1:44:171:44:20

Lucy, I love you, OK?

1:44:241:44:26

I mean, Peter...he's a good lad, he does what he's told,

1:44:261:44:30

he'll work in the market and on the stall

1:44:301:44:32

and maybe one day the caff, but...

1:44:321:44:34

you and me together, I mean...

1:44:341:44:37

we could take this family on.

1:44:371:44:39

We're special.

1:44:401:44:42

What?

1:44:431:44:45

Look, all right. I guess what I'm trying to say is...

1:44:451:44:50

You're the one.

1:44:501:44:52

You always HAVE been the one.

1:44:521:44:54

Peter!

1:45:041:45:06

Do you want to know why I take coke?

1:45:161:45:19

It is to block out

1:45:211:45:22

whatever thoughtless thing you said to me last.

1:45:221:45:25

Peter!

1:45:381:45:39

Peter!

1:45:441:45:46

Ah, the missing puzzle piece!

1:46:021:46:04

Is Peter in there?

1:46:041:46:05

Nah, sorry, Luce, ain't seen him.

1:46:051:46:09

Luce! Luce!

1:46:091:46:11

Lucy?

1:46:141:46:15

Oi, Luce?

1:46:201:46:21

Ah, have you two had a fight, have you?

1:46:231:46:27

Lucy, are you OK?

1:46:271:46:29

Why don't you just come in and we'll just sort it out in there?

1:46:291:46:32

Aren't you supposed to be at the flats?

1:46:321:46:34

Yeah, yeah. I had three cancellations, so...

1:46:341:46:38

Why are you trying to cause an argument?

1:46:381:46:40

Just come in.

1:46:421:46:43

Yeah, OK.

1:46:481:46:49

I'm just going to... leave Peter a message.

1:46:491:46:51

You OK?

1:47:181:47:19

Do I look like it?

1:47:191:47:20

-Why don't you get in the motor?

-No.

-Go on, we'll go to a hotel.

1:47:231:47:27

-I'll cheer you up.

-What, so we can just lie there

1:47:271:47:31

and think up what we're going to tell our families?

1:47:311:47:34

What about all the fun we're going to have?

1:47:341:47:37

You know, I don't want to end up like you.

1:47:371:47:41

I don't want to not know the difference

1:47:411:47:43

between fun and desperation.

1:47:431:47:44

Bit harsh.

1:47:461:47:47

Do you not want to be able to look your daughter in the eye again?

1:47:491:47:52

Come here. What do you know about my daughter?

1:47:571:48:02

-Cos I can look her in the eye just fine.

-Get off of me.

1:48:021:48:06

I want to start being a better person. From now on.

1:48:061:48:10

-Get in!

-And we're off!

1:48:211:48:24

We're going to make a killing here.

1:48:241:48:26

-That's if your boy turns up, Stan.

-Yeah.

1:48:261:48:29

Here, Nance, do you fancy this party later?

1:48:351:48:38

Yeah, when the last ball gets sunk, I'm all over it.

1:48:381:48:40

-Where's Lee? We're up next.

-Probably writing Lucy love letters.

-No more jokes. Ian might be lurking about.

1:48:401:48:45

-I'm not sure about that girl.

-Oh, there's a surprise.

-She upset your Whitney.

1:48:451:48:49

Honestly, Mum. Lucy... She's all right.

1:48:491:48:51

Ooh, that's a nause, innit?

1:48:511:48:53

TEXT ALERT

1:49:341:49:37

'Hi, it's Libby. Please leave a message.'

1:50:481:50:51

Libby. It's me.

1:50:511:50:54

I'm going to end it with Ian.

1:50:581:51:00

Tomorrow.

1:51:021:51:03

Thank you.

1:51:071:51:08

SHE EXHALES

1:51:231:51:26

PHONE RINGS

1:51:371:51:41

'Hi, this is Lucy. Please leave a message.

1:51:431:51:46

'Lucy, are you coming back tonight?

1:51:461:51:48

'I know I messed up. Please don't be mad.

1:51:481:51:51

'Text me.'

1:51:511:51:53

PHONE RINGS

1:51:541:51:57

'Hi, this is Lucy. Please leave a message.

1:51:581:52:02

'Lucy, it's Lee. You not coming to this party?

1:52:021:52:05

'I fancy another cheesecake breakfast! Only messing.

1:52:051:52:08

'Anyway, I hope you sort stuff out with your dad, yeah?'

1:52:081:52:12

PHONE RINGS

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'Hi, this is Lucy. Please leave a message.

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'Lucy. It's me. It's Dad.

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'Um... I'm... I'm sorry.'

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