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Shouldn't leave your door open, Shirl - not round here, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Anyone can get in, can't they? Help themselves to anything. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Phil? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
I'd have had a look around, but... | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
-Ben? Jay? -Do you think someone's broken in? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
What if they're still here, Shirl? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
They're going to get their jacksies kicked in. Phil couldn't have shut the door properly. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
Yeah, he's got a lot on his mind at the moment. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
-Yeah. -All the police and all that lot. -Yeah. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Beating up young girls. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
That's not what happened. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
What you looking at? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Nothing. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
You got something on your mind an' all? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-You've got real charm about you today. -Just leave it, will ya. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
-Yeah, I do that a lot. And look where that gets us. -Meaning? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Carry on like this, you're going to be Public Enemy Number One. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
I'm bricking it, aren't I(!) | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-OK. Maybe you just don't care. -What, about a bunch of losers? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
You got four businesses on this Square. You need those losers. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
I'm supposed to go round on bended knee apologising to everyone? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
No. Just smile. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
At our Christmas party, tonight. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
What Christmas party? I said what Christmas party? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Pops? Nan got you that, didn't she? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
Yeah. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Still, won't need it where you're going. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
What is the going rate for handling stolen goods these days? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
I wasn't handling them. I mean, not in that way. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
I mean, I know it had my prints on. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
So why can't you just tell 'em who's really in the frame? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Because you don't do that, Lola. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
But Pops, this isn't fair. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
No, I know it ain't. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
And a book of second class stamps, please. Six. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Oh, no, make it twelve. Make it first class. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
So what, you writing to Santa? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Just a few cards, you know. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Well, there's no Christmas wish list for me this year. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
This Christmas everything is coming my way. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
You heard Rose said, it's written in the stars. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
My Mr Right is just about to walk through that door. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
Here Hev, you missed a good night, Friday. Rose did a Tarot reading. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Yeah. One of us is going to find true love. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
And you reckon it's you, do you? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
No. I reckon Jean. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
No, I don't think so. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Well, nothing like that ever happens to me. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Well, better keep my eyes peeled. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
See if I can see any knights on white chargers. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
-I'm so sorry. -Oh. I'm so sorry. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Let me help you. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
I'm sorry. So sorry. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
There you go. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
-'Scuse me. -Yes? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
-You left this. -Thanks. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
That's a stupid idea. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
I'm going to invite Jack and his brother. Maybe you can invite Ian. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:29 | |
All right, get Ben to ask Ian. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Then there's Denise, Patrick. Who else you upset? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
No, don't answer, silly question, let's just invite everyone | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
in the phone book shall we, that should just about cover it. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:43 | |
What else does this bloke know, eh? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
-I've done a lot things. -Just trust me. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
-This could be the end of me. The end of us. -It won't. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
All that with Lola. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
That's one of the reasons I'm doing this. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
You don't still think...? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
She just smelt trouble and chanced her arm. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
She don't know anything. Whoever's behind this, it ain't her. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
This what came earlier? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Found it on the floor. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
"Hope you get everything you deserve. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
"Happy Christmas." | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
It will be. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Once I bury whoever sent this. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
-You sure about this? -Yeah. It's Christmas, innit. It's traditional. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
-Packing the house with tat? -Cora, this ain't tat, babe. It's fun. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
What is fun? What time is it? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
All right, Tan. I was just going to come and get you. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
CHRISTMAS JINGLE PLAYS > | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
One of the market boys had it all rigged up on his stall. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-All singing all dancing, he is. Check this out. -Oh, Max! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
Go on, son! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
SANTA SHORT CIRCUITS | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
-I didn't say nothing. -Yeah, too right. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
-I've been banged up all night. -It weren't me that left your prints on the gear. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
-You're the one that messed up. -I could go down for this. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
-Might do you some good. -What? -Teach you some manners. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Right, for once in my life I don't roll over when you say so and you don't like it? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
-You ain't going to swing for this. -No, neither are you. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
-They'd throw the book at me, wouldn't they? -Yeah, me an' all. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
And I'm about to have a great-grandkid to look after. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
You know the score. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Lola can't look after herself and a baby, she needs me. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
And no, I didn't expect you to hold your hands up for it. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
But I didn't expect you to leave me roasting neither! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Hang on a second. Hang on. I didn't quite catch that. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
I'm just saying, it's just not like you, that's all. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
-It's nothing I can't handle. Or are you saying something different? -No. No. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:15 | |
Good. Now shut the door on your way out, cos there's a draught in here. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:20 | |
I don't think she was talking about me though. Do you? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
I mean, that kind of thing, true romance. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:50 | |
It doesn't happen twice, not to people like me, anyway. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
Course it does. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
-It's him. -Who? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
The bloke I was telling you about. The one I bumped into when I dropped my shopping. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
-Should book the church then. I'll buy myself a new hat(!) -He's coming over. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
-'Scuse me. -That's what you said before. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
In the Minute Mart. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
When I dropped the stamps. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
You said excuse me. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
I was wondering if you served food? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Not for another hour yet. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
I could probably rustle something up though. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
If it's no trouble. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Thank you. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
-Bit short notice, ain't it? -You doing something else? -What, apart from avoiding my new lodger? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:40 | |
-Shouldn't be a problem then? -What's this in aid of? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Why's it have to be in aid of anything? It's Christmas. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Jingle bells, goodwill to all men an' all that. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
And a way of saying sorry about the flat. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
You don't seem to want to accept our hospitality. What's bothering you? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
What, apart from you making it sound more like an execution than a knees-up, you mean? No, ta. | 0:08:55 | 0:09:00 | |
Ben. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
What was that all about? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Don't know and don't care. Phil Mitchell playing mine host. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
That's like North Korea throwing a party for the South. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Let's not be too hasty. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
-Close? -Yeah. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
As in shut up shop. Right now. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-What do you think Dad'll say? -I'm doing this for your dad. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
I'll need your help an' all. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
No, I'm going to go R&R. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
-I thought you were turning over a new leaf? -Well... -You can start now. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:31 | |
Can't he even put up a bit of tinsel? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
It does me good, keeps me occupied. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
You need to rest. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Will you stop fussing? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
I'm serious. You're going to need all your strength... | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
For heaven's sake! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Take it easy, will you? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Actually I've got a surprise for you. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Cora, give me a hand with this will you, please? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
-What with? -Well, if I tell ya, it won't be a surprise, will it? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:12 | |
Thank you. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
Jean, I reckon he's following you. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
-Stop it. -He's met you in the Minute Mart and he's asked round. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
You're getting me all in a tizz. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
He ain't following her. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Why not? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
Well look at him, he's seriously hot. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-And Jean ain't? -Course I'm not. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Jean! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
I can be warm sometimes. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
-Warm? -I reckon you're just jealous. -What? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Yeah, just cos it's not written in the stars for you to meet someone like that. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Hey look, I don't need nothing written in no stars. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
If I want a fella, I go and get the fella. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
I did see him first. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
OK. You try. And then I'll show you how it's done. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
It's all going to kick off at six, I need you to help me do the grub. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
Well, open a few bags of crisps anyway. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
What's the matter, Hev? You away with the fairies? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
You can bring George. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Or maybe you don't want to. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Maybe you don't want to be there at all, is that right? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
I didn't say that. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Is this because of Phil? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Oh, come on Hev, you're my mate. my best mate. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
-I know. -If you're thinking this, what's the rest of the Square going to think? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
So this is all about making people like him again, is it? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
I've got to get him back, Hev. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Back to what he was before all this happened. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
You don't know him, | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
not really. I know he comes across as a 'ard nut and most of the time he is | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
but someone's playing him and it's messing with his head. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
The old Phil, he would never go near a kid like Lola, let alone... | 0:11:53 | 0:11:59 | |
Anyway, that's my problem. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Which makes it my problem too. Course I'll be there. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:08 | |
Not sure the rest of the Square'll be too keen though. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
I've thought of that. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Yeah, I told him what I thought. I reckon he got the message. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Oh yeah, really guilty conscience. Tormented he was. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
You know he's throwing a party tonight, right? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Shirley was just over the caff inviting everyone. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
-You what? -Yeah, it's nice that, innit? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
While you're banged up in some stinking rotten cell, he's over there getting into party mode. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:33 | |
How was it? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
Really good. All your own work? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
With these fair hands. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-Very professional. -Oh, you'd be surprised what I can turn them to. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
I do a sausage surprise to die for. Not here, at home. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
You do catering at home? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Oh no, only for family. And friends. Good friends. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
I like friends. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
Especially the good friends. Not the bad ones, which is silly really, | 0:13:00 | 0:13:06 | |
because the bad friends wouldn't be friends at all, would they? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
I'll just take... | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
-So, did he ask you out? -No. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:28 | |
Right then. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
My turn. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
-You want us to close? -Yeah. Only for one night. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
-Hev, go and get some booze. -What do I say to Phil when he comes for his rent? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
I'll sort him out. And tell your punters if they want to get hammered to come to ours later. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
We're having a party. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
I see. So the only way to get anyone round your place is to close this. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
You got rid of her then? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
Gave her a score, told her to go and get a drink. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Then she took a tenner more. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Babe, I only wanted a bit of peace and quiet to sort this Santa out. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
Mmm, stop her going on about my treatment. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
-It's just her way. -She's doing everyone's head in. -You know what she's like. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
Something's on her mind, she goes on and on about it, don't she? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:23 | |
Fuses, from the Minute Mart, might do the trick, mightn't they? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:28 | |
You're the opposite. Something's on your mind you don't say a word. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:33 | |
-It's you, isn't it? -What? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
-It's you? -Who? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-The ex-footballer? -What footballer? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
The good-looking one. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
I tell you what, he falls for that, give up on him anyway. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
-Shut up, I'm writing it down. -I really wasn't a footballer. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Yeah, and you're not from the Good Food Guide neither? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Actually, I rather enjoyed it. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
You can do a lot better than that around here. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
I dunno, maybe I should do my bit for the local economy and, um, show you. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
The chef here seems quite good. I take it she is the chef, the lady who just served me? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:11 | |
Chef? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Queen of the Microwave more like. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
So like I was saying... | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
So, she's not the chef, she's just helping out? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Jean's her name, yeah? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Only I'm sure I heard the landlady calling her that earlier on. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Get your coat. I reckon you've pulled. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
No she ain't, not tonight. Not in here anyway. Listen up. We're closing up. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
-What? -Terrific(!) | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
I get chucked out of Tanya's, and now I'm turfed out the boozer. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
-Why? -You've all been invited to a party across the road. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
At Phil and Shirley's. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
-The Mitchell's doing something for Christmas. About time. -And that means all of you. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:47 | |
I still don't see the point in all this. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
Hopefully you will. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
When everyone starts singing, For He's A Jolly Good Fellow? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
You're losing it. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
-Who's doing all this aggro, Phil? -I don't know. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
It's got to be someone on the Square, and they're watching you. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Most of them are coming here tonight, what better way of finding out? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
That's even more stupid than me trying to win a popularity contest. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
We sit. We watch. And we listen. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
And maybe whoever's doing this won't be able to resist planting or nicking something. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
Yeah, and maybe whoever it is doesn't bother turning up at all. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
Great(!) Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
-Oh, shut up and sort the drinks out. -I've been to funerals that are more fun than this. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
Yeah, well, if you carry on, | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
you'll be going to one sooner than you think. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
I told you they wouldn't be able to resist, didn't I? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
Lo? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-You going out? -Let's see how much he enjoys his party once I get there. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
-I've had my say about all of that. -Yeah, and he's totally ignored you. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
So now it's time for me to have my say. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
You've just come out of hospital, you're in no fit state to go spoiling for a row. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
-We just let him get away with it, yeah? -No. Just wait a minute. Lo. Just wait, wait. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:13 | |
Just sit down with me, eh? For five minutes, please? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
Thank you. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
-Now, you can help me decorate our tree. -We ain't got a tree. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
-If that's a present from Phil, you can give me the hammer. -No. No. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
It's from Father Christmas, innit. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Well, one of his little helpers anyway. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
You mean a knock-off. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
They were only going to chuck them out. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
Come on, Lo. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Christmas is coming up. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
I just thought this'd make the place look a bit nicer, you know. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:57 | |
I know it ain't exactly going to be a dream Christmas. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
No it won't. Not with all this going on. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
Right, let's make the most of it, yeah? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
-Go on, pass me some tinsel. -Yeah? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Do you think your mum's right? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Do you think we should just take him back. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
I dunno, he's growing on me. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
He's ugly though, ain't he? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-Once you look at him. -Yeah, so are you. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
I bet all these bulbs are well past their sell-by. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
There's bits of you don't work so good, you're lucky no-one's trying to take you back. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
Blimey, look who's talking. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
It's all right. You can do it you know. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Take the mick. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Yeah, I know. Cheers. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
They say, don't they. This sort of thing's harder on the relatives. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
Well, I ain't a relative. I'm your husband. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
-Not any more. -Well, I told you when I came back, I am. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
I am in here anyway. You're still my wife. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:01 | |
For richer or poorer. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Sickness and in health. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
That's what we said, innit? Remember? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
You don't think, do you, at the time? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
You make all those promises, don't expect to have to call them in. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
Yeah, I've broken a few of those promises. I know I have. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
But I ain't going to break this one, | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
I'm here and I ain't walking out on ya. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
I'm scared. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
Tan, I know. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Are you? | 0:19:37 | 0:19:38 | |
You can say it In fact, I think I'd prefer it. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Then I wouldn't feel like the only one who was being weak and pathetic. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
Yeah, I'm scared too. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
I can't believe I let you drag me along to this. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
Free booze. We've got to show him he doesn't frighten us. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Whatever game he's playing, we've got to rise above it. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:19 | |
Yeah. And free booze. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
-All right? -Yeah. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
Nice, ain't it. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
-Yeah, that's one word for it. -I can think of a few others. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-Such as? -Interesting. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
-Unexpected. -Bit of a surprise. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
That's what I thought when I had the Old Bill knocking at my door. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
-Way I heard it they were kicking the door in. -You get a lot of inside information? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
You trying to say something to me? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Just making conversation. Scotch Egg? Sausage roll? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Oh, don't mind if I do. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Go on, it won't choke you. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Thanks. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
-Go and talk to him. -What do I say? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
You ain't got to say nothing. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
It's obvious he's interested, he'll be doing all the running. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
Oh, it's all right for you. you've got a bloke. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
-And he worships the ground that you walk on. -Come on, you dozy mare. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
-Kat. -All right? Enjoy the grub? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
-Yeah, it was very nice. -Going to compliment the chef? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
So you are the actual chef then? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
You know what they say, the way to a man's heart and all that. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:31 | |
I don't believe this, talk about a pair of shrinking violets. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:36 | |
-Do you fancy her? -Kat! -What? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
It's obvious you do, so why don't you ask her out before she runs away and you completely run out of nerve. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:44 | |
I'm so, so sorry about this. I don't believe you sometimes. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
-I think you've got the wrong end of the stick. -Excuse me, | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
when it comes to this sort of thing, I'm a Mastermind on it. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
I'm really not, um... | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
-Not, um, what? -Interested. Well, not like that. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
-Why all them questions then? -Mo! -Are you messing her about? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:03 | |
-No. -Well, you was asking motormouth there about her. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
I'm a.... | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
What? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
A timewaster? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
A benefits fraud officer. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Benefits fraud? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
And you've been working while claiming benefit. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
-I have not. -Excuse me, I saw you with my own eyes. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
And your employer's just confirmed it. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
I can't stand a scrounger. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Scrounger? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
But I haven't been making any claim. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
See, told you I'd get him working. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
Can we do a deal? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
I'll be honest with you, I want you to be honest with me. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
I knew it, you do hate Santa. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Do you ever think this could be it? | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
-Our last Christmas together? -Tan, please... | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Yeah, I do. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
Do you want out? | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
Cos it's OK, I meant what I said when you came back, | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
I'm not lumbering you with an invalid. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
What if it was me who was ill? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Same question. Would you want out? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
I don't know. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
I don't know if I could... | 0:23:52 | 0:23:57 | |
No. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
That's my answer too. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
I'm starting to enjoy this. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
I reckon I've sussed what this is all about. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
-Really? Good. Let's go home then. -I'm right behind you. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
This is some kind of St Valentine's Day Massacre. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
-Get everyone you've ever had a ruck with under one roof. -And machine gun 'em? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
No. Well, one of us anyway. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
The guilty party. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
-The one with something to hide. -What? -Phil's been getting hate mail and he don't know who's been sending it. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:45 | |
Chuck a stone. You'll hit about fifty suspects. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
So that's what this is all about? Try and smoke one out? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
Yeah. It's like one of them Agatha Christie novels, ain't it? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
Actually, I was thinking of someone else. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
I can't believe you've done this to me. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
I wasn't ripping you off. Not really. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
I was just using your name. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
We'll tell that to the judge! Don't bang her up, just put her name on the cell door! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
-No-one's getting banged up. -Did you see the look on that snout's face? | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
I wouldn't trust him. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
You was pushing Jean into his arms five minutes ago. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Now look what you've done. Jean! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
Right, let's cut to the chase. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
I'm not apologising for it, Phil. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
You've given enough people grief in the past and loved every minute of it. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
So, seeing you get wound up, it's like all my Christmases have come at once. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
But what happened with Lola, that's not right. She's just a kid. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:43 | |
So it's me who's been sending you all those letters. I'm the one who's responsible. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
Nah, no, hold up. This has got nothing to do with him. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
It was me. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
No. No, Jack. Falling on your sword for your brother. Very noble, | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
but I'd never forgive myself. Phil, I'm Spartacus. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
No, no, no, no, come on, I'm Spartacus. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
No, Phil, don't listen to them. I'm Spartacus. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
You're hysterical. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
I saw a programme about him once. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
He got crucified didn't he? | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
Look, they'll just get Nan to pay it back on the drip that's all. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
It's my name on the benefits book. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
She will not let you take the rap. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
Then again this is Nan we're talking about, she might, | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
but we won't let her. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:32 | |
-Everyone thinks I'm a cheat. -No, they don't. -You heard Cora. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
I'll explain it to them. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
How can I carry on living here, Kat? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
When everyone's going to think that of me? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Right, come on Jean. Come on. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
-How? -Get that down you. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
Well I'm relieved. Well, wouldn't you be? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:55 | |
I thought it was going to be a straight fight back there, me and Jean. | 0:26:55 | 0:27:00 | |
Is that it? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
What? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Jean has just been totally humiliated | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
in front of her whole family. and her neighbours on the Square. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
She's just found out she's going to be prosecuted for benefit fraud | 0:27:09 | 0:27:14 | |
and all you can say is, I'm relieved? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
-Well, I am. -You are so shallow sometimes. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Look, I ain't shallow, yeah. I've got depths, yeah. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
Deep depths. Moby Dick couldn't get to the bottom of my depths. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
He wouldn't want to! | 0:27:27 | 0:27:28 | |
Ah, somebody's sent me a present. Come to Mama. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:33 | |
-There's plenty of grub left. -Yeah, course there is. Everyone's gone home, ain't they. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:45 | |
It was a nice idea, Shirl. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:46 | |
No, it wasn't, it was a bad one. A very bad one. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
HEATHER CHOKING > | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
Shirl! | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
Phil. Phil, get Hev's inhaler out of her bag. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
What a day I'm having. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
Worst party ever, now my best mate's choking on a scotch egg! | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
Get it up. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
What are "repossession proceedings"? | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
You shouldn't read other people's letters. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
It means if Nanna Pat don't pay the loan company by Friday, | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
we're out on the streets. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
-Liam! -It's true, though, innit, Nan? | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
-I should've throttled her. -That would've been one for the scrapbook. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
Dunno why I let you stop me. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:50 | |
Because throttling guests, as a rule, doesn't make a party go with a swing. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:54 | |
-They say, "Look for someone with a motive." She definitely had a motive. -Phil! | 0:28:54 | 0:28:58 | |
-What? -All the people you've hacked off over the years, everybody had a motive. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
But they didn't have these in their handbag. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
Let me do this one more time... | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
Heather is a bear with a very little brain. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
She was put on this earth to suffer. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:12 | |
She doesn't do revenge, she moans. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:14 | |
The idea that she'd have the nous to go to a printer's | 0:29:14 | 0:29:17 | |
and get all these fancy letters and labels, | 0:29:17 | 0:29:19 | |
when she could be at home sucking on a cheese sandwich, | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
watching Britain's Next Top Model, is ludicrous. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:24 | |
So according to you, there's some criminal mastermind | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
going round deliberately planting all this evidence - to do what, hmm? Make me paranoid? | 0:29:27 | 0:29:31 | |
Well, someone's definitely playing you. So far, they're doing a good job. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:35 | |
-Should've let me have a quiet word with her. -Two minutes ago, you wanted to throttle her. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
-Then we wouldn't be having this conversation. -Last night you agreed she was set up - | 0:29:39 | 0:29:43 | |
what's changed since now and then? | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
-It's doing my head in - that's what's changed! -Let me go and speak to her. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:49 | |
-She won't tell the truth! -She might give us a clue to who's behind it. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
Well, why didn't we do that last night, eh? | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
Because the chances are, whoever's doing this | 0:29:55 | 0:29:58 | |
was here last night and that's exactly what they wanted. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
Just take a deep breath. Think of your blood pressure. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
Phil, don't do anything. Let me go talk to Heather. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:24 | |
I'll sort it out. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
The car? | 0:30:33 | 0:30:34 | |
A certain young lady was sick on my back seat last night. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:38 | |
Talking about you, young lady. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
Yeah! It stinks in there, so if you could work your magic, Heather, | 0:30:40 | 0:30:44 | |
that'd be much appreciated. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
-Yeah, all right, yeah. -Cheers. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
Bye, Amy. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:49 | |
Come on. This ain't the deal, is it? | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
Eh? | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
Ain't going to get any toast if you don't eat any of this. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
No? For Daddy? Should Daddy do it? Yeah? | 0:31:00 | 0:31:04 | |
Then you do it, yeah? | 0:31:05 | 0:31:06 | |
-Is that Heather? -Ah! | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
Sorry. You all right? | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
Andrew! What you doing here? | 0:31:40 | 0:31:43 | |
-Don't worry - you're safe. I've just popped to see me mum. She in? -Er... | 0:31:43 | 0:31:47 | |
That's never your car, is it? | 0:31:47 | 0:31:49 | |
Oh. No, no, It's the bloke I clean for. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:54 | |
His daughter was sick in it last night. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
Lovely. | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
I'll let you get on. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:03 | |
Ahh! | 0:32:14 | 0:32:16 | |
-Hold tight. Your mum showed me a picture of you. -Who are you? | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
-Fat Boy. -What'd you say? | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
-Me Fat Boy, you Andrew, right? -Is she in or what? | 0:32:21 | 0:32:24 | |
She's in, but she's on her way out. Those presents for me, then, yeah? | 0:32:24 | 0:32:28 | |
All right, cool. Well, Mrs B's in the living room so if you want to go through, that's cool. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:34 | |
I might see you la... Maybe not, OK. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:37 | |
Ah! Yo, Hev! | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
You are looking too good, too early, girl! Loving your work! | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
FAT BOY CHUCKLES | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
Wha'?! Check you, Little Miss Fabulous! | 0:32:49 | 0:32:53 | |
You are looking good, girl, looking...good. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
Heather! | 0:33:03 | 0:33:04 | |
Ow! | 0:33:04 | 0:33:05 | |
Can I have a quiet word? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
-DOT: -'It's lovely to see you, but why didn't you telephone,' | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
let us know you was coming? Rose and me, we're off to Oxford Street to look at the lights. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
-Rose! -She's upstairs, then? | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
Yeah, I'll get her for you. Rose! | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
You'll never guess who's here... | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
SHIRLEY: If you know anything, Hev, it's best to get it out now. > | 0:33:30 | 0:33:33 | |
Cos you really don't want to have this conversation with Phil. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
I haven't got a clue what you're talking about, Shirl! > | 0:33:36 | 0:33:40 | |
If you know anything, it's better to tell me now than later. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
-I'm not admitting to nothing, cos I ain't done nothing. -Who put them there - the envelope fairy? | 0:33:43 | 0:33:47 | |
-They were found in your bag! -Is there a problem? | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
Well, well, well, look who it is - Humpty Dumpty. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
-What you doing here? -Do you really need to use that tone of voice? | 0:33:53 | 0:33:57 | |
-Andrew, leave it, please. -No, good manners cost nothing. | 0:33:57 | 0:34:00 | |
YOU talk to me about manners? | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
-Hev? -It's fine. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
You should be grateful it's me talking to you, and not Phil. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
-What was all that about? -HEATHER SIGHS | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
-Andrew! -We'll talk later, yeah? | 0:34:16 | 0:34:19 | |
She's got it wrong. I ain't done nothing. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
I'm sure you ain't. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:23 | |
But I do need to talk to you about other stuff, as well. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
Andrew... | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
Thank you. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
What was she on about? | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
-Nothing, honestly. I'm fine. -She mentioned Phil. Did he put her up to it? | 0:34:41 | 0:34:46 | |
No, just a misunderstanding, that's all. Please, Mr Branning. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
-If they carry on hassling you, you let me know, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
-Where's Amy? -Finishing off her breakfast. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
Hold on! You left a three-year-old on her own with that thug? | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
You want to talk about thugs? Go and have a word with your cousin. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:04 | |
I've got plans. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
Well, change 'em. Come to Oxford Street with us. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
-That'd be all right, wouldn't it, Dot? -Of course it would. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
-I can be here when you get back. -You used to love the lights when you were little. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:17 | |
Remember when I used to take you? Tell him, Dot. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
-Tell he's gotta come. -Be nice for your mother if you came, Andrew. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:24 | |
There's things I need to do and... people I need to see. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:28 | |
-Perhaps we could go and see the lights another day. -It's up to you, Rose. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:32 | |
Sorry. Sorry, Ma. As I told you before, I'm busy, all right? | 0:35:33 | 0:35:38 | |
You ARE staying for Christmas? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
I was just dropping 'em off. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
Well, you needn't have bothered. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
I'll let you have my keys. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
So as you can...pop in and out. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
It would be nice for your mother | 0:35:52 | 0:35:54 | |
if you could bring yourself to be here when she gets back. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:58 | |
-Thanks, Aunty Dot. -See you? | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
Here we go, then, Rose. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:04 | |
Carol! Kids! Come here a minute. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
-Why? What is it? -Not till the kids get here. Come on, kids, hurry up! | 0:36:13 | 0:36:17 | |
Come on! | 0:36:17 | 0:36:18 | |
Sit down, sit down. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
I just switched me phone on. And I've got a message. Listen to this. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
RICKY: 'Hello, Pat, it's me. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
'Change of plan. I'm on my way to the airport. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
'Bit of luck, I'll be with you some time tomorrow. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
'I'll tell you everything then. Love to everyone. I'll see ya then.' | 0:36:34 | 0:36:38 | |
Tomorrow? When was the message? | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
Oh. Just after 11 last night. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:44 | |
-Does this mean we're not going to lose the house? -Yes, darling, | 0:36:44 | 0:36:47 | |
that is exactly what it means. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:36:49 | 0:36:51 | |
-She's been set up. -And who's the most likely person to have done that, eh? | 0:37:01 | 0:37:05 | |
-Exactly. -No, you just want to stir it because of Amy. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
Listen, you didn't see Jack. You didn't see his face. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
When you were out there having a go at Heather, he was on his doorstep, lapping it up. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:16 | |
-I should've stuck to me instincts. -So what you going to do about it? | 0:37:16 | 0:37:19 | |
Mandy? | 0:37:33 | 0:37:35 | |
Ricky! | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
So, you going to get us another one, then? | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
I'm trying to save money. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
-LAUREN YAWNS -What's that for? | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
Saving money is for losers. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
Lauren, my family is in big trouble at the moment, OK? | 0:37:51 | 0:37:54 | |
Yeah, trouble? You don't know the meaning of the word. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:58 | |
What's that mean? | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
Just forget it, yeah? | 0:38:01 | 0:38:03 | |
Actually, I'm not sure this is a good idea. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
What's the problem? | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
-Can we go somewhere else? -Yeah. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
I mean, it stinks of air freshener but it's better than... Well... | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
Nah, it's good as new that, Hev. Here, go on - take that on top. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:25 | |
Oh. No, honestly, Mr Branning... | 0:38:25 | 0:38:26 | |
-It's a nasty job. Go on, take it. -Oh. Thanks very much. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:30 | |
-Leave that stuff. I'll take it in. -Oh! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
-Thanks, Mr Branning. See ya. -Hev... | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
..what was all that with Shirley? | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
I dunno. You know, I ain't done nothing. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:42 | |
Heather? | 0:38:48 | 0:38:49 | |
Oh. Hello again. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
I was thinking about having a spot of lunch over the pub. We could, er, have that chat | 0:38:51 | 0:38:56 | |
and you could tell me what all that agg' was about. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
I would, but, er, I've got other jobs to do | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
and I've got to take my little boy to the doctor's. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:04 | |
He was up half the night coughing. | 0:39:04 | 0:39:06 | |
Look, I know I upset you back in Southend... | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
I-it doesn't matter. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
It does matter. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:12 | |
Cos I've thought about you an awful lot these last few months. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
Been going over the things that I said and done. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
Honestly, Andrew. It's... | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
Look... | 0:39:20 | 0:39:21 | |
I need to convince you, that is not the real Andrew. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
It's all right, really. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
Maybe we could, er... | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
We could see each other... some other time. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
Yeah. Maybe. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:34 | |
-How's she going these days? -Sorry? What? | 0:39:43 | 0:39:46 | |
-The motor. Behaving herself? -What's that got to do with you? -Just professional interest. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:50 | |
Yeah, well, the car's fine. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
-I got something through the post this morning. -Give it a rest, Phil. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
N-O spells no. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
The difference is, I've got a record - you ain't. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
There are these things called ethics, Mo, though | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
I appreciate it's a term you're not familiar with. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
If they do YOU, it's a caution at most. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
Me? I could be looking at 18 months. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
Which will give you plenty of time to consider your crimes and repent. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:21 | |
Alfie, speak to her? | 0:40:21 | 0:40:22 | |
Look, I know what people are saying about me out there, thanks to you. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
Mo, I gotta respect Jean's principles, all right? | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
-You're talking about principles? What about the microwaves? -Oi, gobby! D'you want to keep it down?! | 0:40:29 | 0:40:34 | |
Oi! Whoa, whoa! Can I smell garlic? | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
-You most certainly can! -What's happened to the sausage surprise everyone's come to know and love? | 0:40:38 | 0:40:43 | |
It's a different recipe. Today's special is Surprise de Saucisse! | 0:40:43 | 0:40:49 | |
It's French. D'you want a taste? | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
Yeah, yeah, why not? Yeah, I'll have a little... | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
Have a little from the sides. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
Mm! | 0:41:03 | 0:41:04 | |
-Bit garlicky, isn't it? -You don't like it, do you? Say if you don't. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
No! I love it! Punters are going to love it. Really nice. Smashing, that. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:13 | |
Alfie! | 0:41:15 | 0:41:16 | |
Will you tell Minnie Mouse here to stop being such a self-righteous | 0:41:18 | 0:41:22 | |
-you-know-what and do the decent thing? -Woah, calm down, all right? | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
Listen to me, Alfie has a plan. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
The words "benefit" and "fraud" are banned. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:30 | |
(We'll go softly-softly, yeah? Let her come to you, all right.) | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
(OK? Go on, calm down.) | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
Push Jean too hard, she's going to dig her heels in. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
You got to make it sound like it's come from her - like it's her decision. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:46 | |
-Can't we send 'em both to prison? -Yeah, OK. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Nan for benefit fraud and Jean for food poisoning. What d'you reckon? | 0:41:50 | 0:41:54 | |
-I think we're done here, Alf. -Oi, hold on. Where you going? Come on, moolah! | 0:41:56 | 0:42:00 | |
Lovely. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:04 | |
Ha-hey! Mwah! | 0:42:04 | 0:42:08 | |
It's a grey, 5 Series, registration... | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
..717 JBR. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
Well, I wouldn't be asking you if it was easy, would I? | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
Anyway, you owe me one. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
Blimey. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:28 | |
He loves me. Apparently. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:32 | |
I don't get it. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:34 | |
Well, no-one really gets it. Not even sure I get it myself. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:38 | |
But it kind of works. | 0:42:38 | 0:42:40 | |
So you happy? | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
Here, you ever bump into any of the old gang? Like Aiden? | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
-Or Sam or that? -I asked you if you was happy. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
I want to talk about you. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
So where is it you been again? | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
Oh, Dubai. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
-Dubai. -Yeah. -Wherever that is. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
So, who was it you didn't want to see in the cafe, then? | 0:42:58 | 0:43:02 | |
There? | 0:43:05 | 0:43:06 | |
Up a bit. Up a bit more. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:10 | |
Up a bit. Bit more! | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
THE KIDS LAUGH | 0:43:13 | 0:43:15 | |
Oi, Tiffany! | 0:43:15 | 0:43:16 | |
Right, I've been doing some sums. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
Now, assuming that Ricky's bonus is what he thought it was going to be, | 0:43:19 | 0:43:23 | |
we're going to have enough to keep the loan company off our backs | 0:43:23 | 0:43:26 | |
and still have something for a half-decent Christmas. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:29 | |
I think that calls for a celebration, don't you? | 0:43:29 | 0:43:32 | |
-Carol, do us a favour, love? -Yep? | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
Nip over to the shop and get a bottle of fizz for us | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
and pop for the kids. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:40 | |
I'll give Whitney a call as well, shall I? | 0:43:40 | 0:43:42 | |
-Yeah! We want everybody here! Don't we? -Wahey! | 0:43:42 | 0:43:46 | |
Who's the thug? | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
Dot Branning's nephew. Need I say more? | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
It's like sausage surprise, but with a twist. | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
-Yeah, the twist in your stomach after you've eaten it. -Ha! Funny(!) | 0:43:59 | 0:44:03 | |
-MOBILE RINGS -It's Carol. What's she want? | 0:44:03 | 0:44:05 | |
She'll just be after you for something. Turn it off. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:10 | |
You ordering or what? | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
Yeah. Babe, I ain't got enough money. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
It's no problem. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
What? | 0:44:20 | 0:44:21 | |
Just leave it to me, yeah? | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
We'll have two of them Sausage Surprises. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
That's 8.60, darling. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
-OK. Give us two seconds, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:31 | |
There you go. All right? | 0:44:31 | 0:44:32 | |
Fats. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:37 | |
-Hey, babe, all right? -Yeah, you? | 0:44:37 | 0:44:39 | |
Yeah, come here. Listen, I'm not stopping. I'm looking for Jack. Have you seen him? | 0:44:39 | 0:44:43 | |
What do you want with Jack? | 0:44:43 | 0:44:44 | |
Listen, I can't say. But I got to go. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:46 | |
-See you in a minute. -Fats? -Yes, babe? | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
Where's my birthday present? | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
It's been nearly a week now. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:53 | |
Listen, I know. I know, I know, I know, | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
and I promise it's going to be worth the wait. OK? | 0:44:56 | 0:45:00 | |
One thing... | 0:45:00 | 0:45:01 | |
Yes, mate, all right, easy... | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
-Heather. -What about her? | 0:45:03 | 0:45:05 | |
I know she's got a little boy. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:07 | |
Has the father shown his face lately? | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
Nah, mate. He left ages ago. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:10 | |
Is there any other boyfriend? | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
Listen, go for it, all right, bruv? | 0:45:13 | 0:45:17 | |
There you go. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
Thank you! Mwah! | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
She's just made a right monkey of you there. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:26 | |
Oi, oi. See Whitney checking you out? | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
She had her chance. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
-This is all right. Should've tried some. -It stinks, I can smell the garlic from here. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:42 | |
I forgot - garlic and crucifixes don't go down too well with you lot, do they? | 0:45:42 | 0:45:46 | |
Why are you so cheerful all of a sudden? | 0:45:46 | 0:45:50 | |
-Alfie? -Yeah. -My compliments to the chef. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
Hey, you hear that? Phil likes the grub. | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
No-one's going to want to kiss me for a week | 0:45:55 | 0:45:58 | |
I'm going to go and tell Jean. | 0:45:58 | 0:45:59 | |
Is this something to do with Heather? | 0:45:59 | 0:46:02 | |
Nothing to do with Heather. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:03 | |
So what is it then? Cos you're definitely up to something. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:07 | |
Excuse me for butting in. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:09 | |
Do I know you? | 0:46:09 | 0:46:11 | |
No, but I know your girlfriend. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:13 | |
And her manners leave a lot to be desired. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
Put her on a leash, yeah? | 0:46:16 | 0:46:18 | |
-Phil Mitchell said that? -Yeah! Don't believe me, go and ask him yourself. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:26 | |
Alfie, talk to her, will you? Nothing I say gets through. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:31 | |
Mo, listen - for the very last time, OK? Alfie has a plan. | 0:46:31 | 0:46:35 | |
Softly-softly, all right? | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
And there's herbs in it, too. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:43 | |
-Can you taste the herbs? -Whatever it is, it's nice. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:46 | |
You like it, then? | 0:46:46 | 0:46:48 | |
Yes, Jean, I like it. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
It's not too garlicky? | 0:46:51 | 0:46:52 | |
I need all the garlic I can get right now. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:56 | |
CAN you taste the herbs? | 0:46:57 | 0:46:58 | |
I've just said, didn't I? | 0:46:58 | 0:47:01 | |
You don't really like it, do you? | 0:47:01 | 0:47:02 | |
For God's sake. Here we go... | 0:47:02 | 0:47:04 | |
-Here you are... -Oh, no, no! I wasn't fishing! | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
Hasn't she had enough free hand-outs? | 0:47:07 | 0:47:10 | |
Thanks, Shirley(!) Yeah, thanks a bunch(!) | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
-Right, who's going to get the next round in, then? -Lauren... | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
I think it's Tyler's turn. Two spritzers, please, Tyler. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:25 | |
I've had enough, so... | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
All right. In that case, I'll just have a large V&T. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:30 | |
Get your own V&T. Mine's a pint while you're at it. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
-Sorry? -I can see what you're trying to do. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:35 | |
OK, in that case, Anthony... | 0:47:35 | 0:47:38 | |
Stay there, Anthony. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:40 | |
She can get her own drink and she can get two for us while she's at it. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:44 | |
Well, well. Congratulations. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:46 | |
What? | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
I said to myself, "Whoever says no first wins first prize." | 0:47:48 | 0:47:52 | |
And you win. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:55 | |
Win what? | 0:47:55 | 0:47:57 | |
-"Alfie's got a plan", eh? -Softly-softly, yeah. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:10 | |
Well, softly-softly's getting us nowhere-nowhere. Leave it to me. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:14 | |
-Whoa! What are you going to do? -Just go, yeah? | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
-Jean... -Whatever you're about to say won't make the slightest difference. | 0:48:27 | 0:48:31 | |
I've made my position perfectly clear... | 0:48:31 | 0:48:34 | |
-MOBILE CHIMES -Who's that?! | 0:48:34 | 0:48:36 | |
No-one ever texts me! | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
It's from Stacey! Stacey's sent me a text! | 0:48:43 | 0:48:47 | |
Shh! Keep your voice down. | 0:48:47 | 0:48:48 | |
What's she saying? | 0:48:48 | 0:48:50 | |
That she loves me. | 0:48:52 | 0:48:53 | |
Oh, isn't that lovely of her? | 0:48:55 | 0:48:57 | |
Oh! | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
What should I text back? | 0:48:59 | 0:49:00 | |
That you love her, too. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
And that Nan's going to spend Christmas in prison... | 0:49:04 | 0:49:07 | |
Listen, Jean, you know that we've all got previous, | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
so we can't take the rap for this. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
And believe me, we would if we could. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
The worst that can happen to you is a slap on the wrist | 0:49:17 | 0:49:21 | |
and to pay all the money back. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:23 | |
Stacey would be really, really proud of you. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:28 | |
'You are joking me?' | 0:49:30 | 0:49:31 | |
No. I can't even go back - I'm on a list. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:35 | |
Oh, sorry, but I think it's hysterical. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:39 | |
Thing is, everyone's counting on me. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:42 | |
-Like who? -Pat, the family, everybody. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:46 | |
Thing was, I was due this massive end-of-contract bonus, | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
but now that's all gone. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:51 | |
I even had to pay me own air fare back. I'm brassic. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:54 | |
Ooh. What's Bianca going to say? | 0:49:56 | 0:49:58 | |
Like I ain't thought about that? | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
What am I going to tell the kids when they find there's not even money for Christmas presents? | 0:50:00 | 0:50:05 | |
Tell you what, might've been easier if they'd locked me up | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
and thrown away the key. Least I wouldn't have to face them. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
Oh, no! I'm pleased to see you at the very least. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:14 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:50:14 | 0:50:16 | |
Here, I've been shopping. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:18 | |
Got you an early Christmas present. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:21 | |
Ricky? | 0:50:24 | 0:50:26 | |
Mandy'll explain. | 0:50:26 | 0:50:27 | |
-I better go and face the music. -All right. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:31 | |
Have fun. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:33 | |
-See ya. -Ta. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
Nice(!) | 0:50:38 | 0:50:39 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:50:39 | 0:50:41 | |
KEY RATTLES IN DOOR | 0:50:46 | 0:50:48 | |
Anybody in? | 0:50:48 | 0:50:49 | |
-In here. -Oh, you did stay after all. | 0:50:49 | 0:50:53 | |
Yeah, stupid to come all this way and not spend time with my mum. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:56 | |
You're only saying that cos you feel guilty. | 0:50:56 | 0:50:59 | |
How was Oxford Street? | 0:50:59 | 0:51:00 | |
Oh, all adverts. Nothing to do with Christmas at all. | 0:51:00 | 0:51:03 | |
Hark at old Ebenezer. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:05 | |
Jesus was born in a stable, Rose, not a toy shop. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
Let's not fight, please. Come on. We're family. And it's Christmas. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:12 | |
Oh, as if you care. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
Actually, I've changed my mind. I'm going to stick around for a while. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:18 | |
If that's all right with you. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:20 | |
So what's brought this on? | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
I love me Mum and I want to be with her | 0:51:22 | 0:51:25 | |
and my new Auntie Dot at Christmas. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:27 | |
I mean, what's wrong with that? | 0:51:27 | 0:51:30 | |
Oh, Andrew! | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
Happy Christmas, Mum. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
It's Dad! Everyone! Dad's here! | 0:51:36 | 0:51:38 | |
Quick, quick in the kitchen. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
Dad's home. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:43 | |
MUSIC: "Welcome Home" by Peters And Lee | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
-Quick! Quick! -Sorry. -Quick! | 0:51:48 | 0:51:50 | |
-You got the fizz? -Yeah. Where's Whit? | 0:51:53 | 0:51:55 | |
-I've left messages on her answer phone. She's not answering. -Oh well. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
Shhh, shhh, shhh. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
-TOOT! -Shh! -Hey! He's coming. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
Hello? | 0:52:04 | 0:52:05 | |
# Welcome home | 0:52:10 | 0:52:14 | |
# Welcome | 0:52:16 | 0:52:18 | |
# Come on in... # | 0:52:20 | 0:52:22 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:52:24 | 0:52:28 | |
Shush, shush, shush, shush! | 0:52:33 | 0:52:35 | |
What is it, Ricky? | 0:52:35 | 0:52:37 | |
We are going to lose the house, aren't we? | 0:52:40 | 0:52:42 | |
-Jack! Where you been, man? -My car's gone. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
I know, I've been looking for you. I tried to tell you. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
-Some geezer came along and towed it away. -What geezer? | 0:52:57 | 0:52:59 | |
-I don't know. Couldn't see him. -Could it have been Phil? -Why? | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
-Answer my question. Could it have been Phil? -Doubt it. He's in the pub. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:06 | |
Oh, is he now? | 0:53:08 | 0:53:10 | |
Oi. Oi... Oi, you pair, d'you want a bucket a water over you? | 0:53:26 | 0:53:31 | |
What's the matter? Calm down, will you? Or get a room, please! | 0:53:31 | 0:53:36 | |
-Want to go back to my place? -Yeah. Why not? | 0:53:36 | 0:53:39 | |
Lauren... Lauren? | 0:53:39 | 0:53:43 | |
One second... | 0:53:43 | 0:53:44 | |
What? | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
How much have you had, babe? | 0:53:47 | 0:53:49 | |
Why? You jealous? | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
You can't do this. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:52 | |
My mum's got cancer. I can do what I want. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:56 | |
What you done with it? | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
-Done with what? -My motor. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
I've only been gone an hour and now it's gone. Someone's nicked it. | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
I think that someone's you. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:17 | |
-Well, I've been here all lunchtime. Shirl'll tell you. -It's true. | 0:54:17 | 0:54:21 | |
It's him or one of his monkeys. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:23 | |
-Alfie... -Hmm? -How long have I been here? | 0:54:23 | 0:54:25 | |
I dunno. What, about, 12-ish? | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
Where's my apology? | 0:54:30 | 0:54:31 | |
I'm calling the police. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
I'm waiting. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:36 | |
This ain't over. | 0:54:37 | 0:54:39 | |
-Alfie. -Hm? -Come here. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:43 | |
Yeah, I'll be with you in a sec. Hold on, darling. | 0:54:43 | 0:54:46 | |
Right, so you know what you're going to say, yeah? | 0:54:46 | 0:54:49 | |
Why can't I say I'm doing it for Stacey? | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
Because it'll make him happy. Please? | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
What? | 0:54:58 | 0:54:59 | |
In the spirit of Christmas, Alfie, | 0:55:01 | 0:55:03 | |
I have decided to sacrifice my integrity | 0:55:03 | 0:55:07 | |
for the sake of this family and... | 0:55:07 | 0:55:10 | |
hand myself in. | 0:55:10 | 0:55:12 | |
Come here. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
I love you, Jean. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:21 | |
No, not tomorrow, today. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:29 | |
You just tell 'em it's ex-detective inspector Branning calling, yeah? | 0:55:29 | 0:55:33 | |
-Jack! -What? | 0:55:33 | 0:55:35 | |
-You're not going to like this, man. -Why? | 0:55:35 | 0:55:37 | |
Let me show you, all right? Come, come. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
PHIL CHUCKLES | 0:55:44 | 0:55:47 | |
What's so funny? What've you done? | 0:55:47 | 0:55:50 | |
So I was sitting at my desk, yeah? | 0:55:53 | 0:55:55 | |
And then I heard this big, massive crash. | 0:55:55 | 0:55:57 | |
So then I came out to have a look and then there it was. | 0:55:57 | 0:56:00 | |
And then I saw some big truck driving off as well. | 0:56:02 | 0:56:04 | |
Did you get a number plate? | 0:56:07 | 0:56:08 | |
No, no. Couldn't see it, it was all muddy and that. Like it was deliberate. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:13 | |
I'm going to kill him. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:15 | |
Kill who? Jack... | 0:56:15 | 0:56:16 | |
What, do you think you're funny? | 0:56:20 | 0:56:22 | |
Now, you stay away from me, and you stay away from my family. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:25 | |
Cos next time it won't just be the car that goes in the crusher. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:29 | |
Do you understand? | 0:56:29 | 0:56:31 | |
Yeah, of course I understand. | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
You think I'd have asked if I wasn't desperate? | 0:56:36 | 0:56:40 | |
Well, you keep your hands off them young barmen, Peggy. | 0:56:42 | 0:56:46 | |
Sorry love, I got to go, bye. | 0:56:46 | 0:56:48 | |
Just phoning Peggy to get her secret Victoria sponge recipe. | 0:56:51 | 0:56:55 | |
You're baking a cake? | 0:56:55 | 0:56:57 | |
I can't sit here twiddling me thumbs, can I? | 0:56:57 | 0:57:00 | |
I've tried everyone, Pat. | 0:57:00 | 0:57:03 | |
I've really screwed up, ain't I? | 0:57:03 | 0:57:05 | |
You went to the middle of the desert to provide for your family. | 0:57:07 | 0:57:10 | |
The last thing you are is a failure. | 0:57:10 | 0:57:13 | |
There's people there that have paid off mortgages, student loans. | 0:57:13 | 0:57:17 | |
I've come back worse off! | 0:57:17 | 0:57:19 | |
I'd better go and tell Bianca. | 0:57:22 | 0:57:24 | |
Um, thing is - she doesn't... | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
She doesn't know about us losing this place. | 0:57:27 | 0:57:30 | |
I thought we could sort it out before she had to. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:32 | |
Come tomorrow, she may be the only one with a roof over her head. | 0:57:34 | 0:57:37 | |
That ain't going to happen. All right? I'm going to get a job. | 0:57:37 | 0:57:40 | |
I promise. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:42 | |
All right. | 0:58:03 | 0:58:05 | |
Can't wait to see Amy later, | 0:58:05 | 0:58:07 | |
even if I am going to have a social worker breathing down my neck. | 0:58:07 | 0:58:11 | |
But I got her those dinosaur things she likes for lunch. | 0:58:11 | 0:58:15 | |
In a bit? | 0:58:17 | 0:58:19 | |
All right, Jack? | 0:58:22 | 0:58:24 | |
Whoa! Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. | 0:58:25 | 0:58:29 | |
-And let him get away with it? -What did I teach you? | 0:58:29 | 0:58:31 | |
Take your time and do it properly. Eh? | 0:58:31 | 0:58:35 | |
He ain't going nowhere. | 0:58:35 | 0:58:37 | |
I really, really, really want to zig-a-zig-ah. | 0:58:44 | 0:58:52 | |
Do you know, I am the same age as Baby Spice? | 0:58:52 | 0:58:56 | |
You know what? She was always my favourite. | 0:58:56 | 0:58:58 | |
They don't call her Baby Spice now, though, do they? | 0:59:00 | 0:59:03 | |
I always preferred Sporty myself. | 0:59:03 | 0:59:06 | |
All right, Jane? | 0:59:06 | 0:59:08 | |
We're going to take Bobby to the dentist. If you want to come along? | 0:59:08 | 0:59:11 | |
No, no, you go. Mum, dad, dentist. | 0:59:11 | 0:59:15 | |
That's like a normal family, ain't it? | 0:59:15 | 0:59:18 | |
No, no, no, you come along, | 0:59:18 | 0:59:19 | |
and then we'll come back for some "continental breakfast", yeah? | 0:59:19 | 0:59:23 | |
Well, I'm going out. | 0:59:23 | 0:59:26 | |
I'll come with you. | 0:59:26 | 0:59:28 | |
I don't know where I'm going yet, hun. | 0:59:28 | 0:59:31 | |
-Anyway, I better go sort this out, eh? -Sure. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:35 | |
-Nice to see you, Jane. -Yeah. | 0:59:35 | 0:59:38 | |
I'm sure these breakfasts are getting smaller. | 0:59:50 | 0:59:53 | |
They'll probably blame it on the recession. | 0:59:53 | 0:59:55 | |
Skinny sausages and shrunk bacon. | 0:59:55 | 0:59:58 | |
I'm having another one. | 1:00:01 | 1:00:02 | |
Before they start serving it in a thimble. Can I get you one, Billy? | 1:00:02 | 1:00:06 | |
No, I better not. | 1:00:06 | 1:00:08 | |
Oh, I see. | 1:00:08 | 1:00:10 | |
I thought Phil Mitchell was your cousin, not your dad. | 1:00:10 | 1:00:12 | |
But if he's told you to... | 1:00:12 | 1:00:14 | |
Hey, hey, wait... | 1:00:14 | 1:00:16 | |
Phil don't tell me what to do. | 1:00:16 | 1:00:17 | |
Go on, I'll have another one. Cheers. | 1:00:19 | 1:00:21 | |
Phil! | 1:00:25 | 1:00:27 | |
My brother thinks I should let it go, you playing demolition man. | 1:00:29 | 1:00:33 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. | 1:00:33 | 1:00:34 | |
I had a word with a few of my old workmates an' all. | 1:00:34 | 1:00:37 | |
We agreed, there's no point, cos there's no evidence. | 1:00:37 | 1:00:39 | |
-Least you learnt something from the job. -They're always on the other end of the phone. | 1:00:39 | 1:00:43 | |
Know what us police are like, once you're in, you're never out. | 1:00:43 | 1:00:46 | |
Not even when they're as bent as you? | 1:00:46 | 1:00:48 | |
It's weird, the lengths they'll go to to protect their own. | 1:00:48 | 1:00:51 | |
You're still claiming it weren't you that set up them raids, eh? | 1:00:51 | 1:00:54 | |
Sounding paranoid there, Phil. See someone about that. | 1:00:54 | 1:00:56 | |
You'll never beat me. No-one will. | 1:00:56 | 1:00:59 | |
You really hate it when you can't control things, don't you? | 1:00:59 | 1:01:03 | |
How was I supposed to know he'd got PE? | 1:01:11 | 1:01:13 | |
And typical Ian, I'm the one that gets sent back to pick up the kit. | 1:01:13 | 1:01:17 | |
Er, there we go. | 1:01:17 | 1:01:20 | |
Shorts and a T-shirt. | 1:01:20 | 1:01:22 | |
He really likes you, y'know. | 1:01:24 | 1:01:25 | |
-Said you taught him the words to an N-Dubz song. -Ian? | 1:01:25 | 1:01:29 | |
Bobby! | 1:01:29 | 1:01:30 | |
Oh, yeah. | 1:01:30 | 1:01:32 | |
Y'know, we're in the same boat, you and me. | 1:01:34 | 1:01:38 | |
New relationships with men with, erm... | 1:01:39 | 1:01:41 | |
Bad hair? | 1:01:41 | 1:01:43 | |
Baggage. Ex-wives, stepkids, some other woman's wallpaper. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:51 | |
Just don't see me as an obstacle. | 1:01:52 | 1:01:54 | |
I think it took me getting with Mas to realise that, | 1:01:54 | 1:01:57 | |
for the last few years... | 1:01:57 | 1:01:59 | |
me and Ian never made each other truly happy. But you do. | 1:01:59 | 1:02:03 | |
And that's an amazing thing! | 1:02:03 | 1:02:05 | |
I try. | 1:02:06 | 1:02:07 | |
You're already part of the family. | 1:02:07 | 1:02:09 | |
I'm Beale past, and you're Beale future. | 1:02:10 | 1:02:14 | |
Bless. | 1:02:14 | 1:02:16 | |
Right, well you'd better get Bobcat his trainers | 1:02:18 | 1:02:20 | |
before they make him play hockey barefoot. | 1:02:20 | 1:02:23 | |
Ricky! | 1:02:37 | 1:02:39 | |
DOOR OPENS | 1:02:39 | 1:02:41 | |
Hi. Come in, come in. | 1:02:41 | 1:02:44 | |
Oh, you're early. Social worker's not even here yet. | 1:02:46 | 1:02:49 | |
-Where's Amy? -It's cancelled. | 1:02:51 | 1:02:54 | |
I told the social worker I'm sick. | 1:02:54 | 1:02:56 | |
Amy's with a mate from playgroup. | 1:02:56 | 1:02:57 | |
So you lied to them and now I don't get to see my little girl? | 1:02:57 | 1:03:00 | |
And I'm supposed to just deal with that, am I? | 1:03:00 | 1:03:03 | |
-Why are you doing this to me? -She's better off not seeing you, ain't she? | 1:03:03 | 1:03:07 | |
I'm her mother, OK. That is disgusting! | 1:03:07 | 1:03:09 | |
Yeah? And Phil Mitchell is your cousin. | 1:03:09 | 1:03:11 | |
Yeah? When he replaces my car, then you can see Amy. | 1:03:11 | 1:03:15 | |
Jack! | 1:03:15 | 1:03:16 | |
Oi, hold on a minute. | 1:03:16 | 1:03:18 | |
Jack, you can't punish Amy for something Phil's done! | 1:03:18 | 1:03:21 | |
You tell him my daughter's one more thing he can't control. | 1:03:21 | 1:03:25 | |
Two teas, please, Marie. | 1:03:28 | 1:03:30 | |
So what's this amazing birthday present Whit's waited so long for? | 1:03:30 | 1:03:34 | |
Oh, bruvver, there's been so much hype, man, I can't crash and burn. | 1:03:34 | 1:03:37 | |
-It's got to be special. -Like you. You're very special. | 1:03:37 | 1:03:40 | |
Ha ha(!) Nah nah, it's got to be unique. It's got to be... | 1:03:40 | 1:03:43 | |
Mind-blowing? | 1:03:43 | 1:03:44 | |
Right. Check this out. | 1:03:44 | 1:03:46 | |
Huh? Huh-huh-huh? | 1:03:46 | 1:03:48 | |
What? Plan B, yeah? | 1:03:50 | 1:03:52 | |
Yeah. Just don't go too extra, bruv. | 1:03:52 | 1:03:54 | |
SHE SIGHS | 1:04:10 | 1:04:12 | |
Told you I had an husband. | 1:04:24 | 1:04:27 | |
How was Dubai then? | 1:04:27 | 1:04:29 | |
Been working ain't you? In Dubai? | 1:04:29 | 1:04:31 | |
Look at your tan! | 1:04:31 | 1:04:33 | |
Check out his tan. Look! Looks like Peter Andre! | 1:04:33 | 1:04:37 | |
If I wasn't in this goldfish bowl, | 1:04:37 | 1:04:40 | |
I'd jump over there and give you a right old snog! | 1:04:40 | 1:04:42 | |
-Bianca... -What?! | 1:04:42 | 1:04:44 | |
You are my husband. You look well fit. | 1:04:44 | 1:04:48 | |
She works in the salon, except she's useless. | 1:04:49 | 1:04:53 | |
I mean, would you really let someone with a barnet like that loose on yours? | 1:04:53 | 1:04:57 | |
Hope you ain't been perving over them belly-dancing girls, have you? | 1:04:57 | 1:05:01 | |
So have you seen the kids? | 1:05:01 | 1:05:04 | |
Listen, I've got something to tell you... | 1:05:04 | 1:05:06 | |
about Dubai. | 1:05:06 | 1:05:09 | |
I got arrested. | 1:05:09 | 1:05:10 | |
No! You, arrested?! For what?! | 1:05:10 | 1:05:14 | |
I went to a public beach when it was closed. | 1:05:14 | 1:05:17 | |
And they nicked you for that?! | 1:05:17 | 1:05:18 | |
-They'd have to build another four floors on this place. -And...indecency. -Eh? | 1:05:18 | 1:05:23 | |
Indecency. | 1:05:23 | 1:05:25 | |
What, like flashing? Your bits? | 1:05:26 | 1:05:29 | |
-In Dubai?! -I went swimming. | 1:05:29 | 1:05:32 | |
What, did you wee in the water? | 1:05:32 | 1:05:34 | |
I was naked, all right? | 1:05:34 | 1:05:36 | |
Skinny dipping? You, who won't take your jeans off on the beach?! | 1:05:36 | 1:05:40 | |
-That's not all... -Life in the old dog yet, eh, Ricky?! | 1:05:40 | 1:05:43 | |
-You wasn't with another girl? You said, "That's not all..." -I got sacked... | 1:05:43 | 1:05:47 | |
then fined, and then deported. | 1:05:47 | 1:05:49 | |
They took all the cash I'd saved. I just managed to get enough for the air fare home. | 1:05:49 | 1:05:54 | |
It's all gone. | 1:05:54 | 1:05:56 | |
Can no-one have a private conversation in here? | 1:05:58 | 1:06:01 | |
It's not just that. | 1:06:01 | 1:06:03 | |
The bailiffs are coming tomorrow, | 1:06:03 | 1:06:06 | |
they're probably going to kick Pat out the house. | 1:06:06 | 1:06:08 | |
She got in a right mess over these loans, she was relying on the Dubai cash to help her out a bit. | 1:06:08 | 1:06:14 | |
Five months my kids have been without a dad. And for what?! | 1:06:15 | 1:06:19 | |
-You're useless! You're a big, useless... -Do you know how long they've been without a mum? | 1:06:19 | 1:06:23 | |
Do you know what damage you've caused them kids? | 1:06:23 | 1:06:26 | |
I love my kids! It was being a good mum that's landed me in here. | 1:06:26 | 1:06:30 | |
No, it's being a hot-headed nutter that's got you in here! | 1:06:30 | 1:06:34 | |
I just hope they get over it. | 1:06:34 | 1:06:36 | |
Them kids you love are about to lose their house, | 1:06:36 | 1:06:39 | |
while you're banging on about barnets and Peter Andre. | 1:06:39 | 1:06:42 | |
I never knew. | 1:06:42 | 1:06:44 | |
Because you don't listen! | 1:06:44 | 1:06:46 | |
You're stubborn. | 1:06:46 | 1:06:48 | |
Your temper, your mouth. | 1:06:48 | 1:06:50 | |
You're selfish. | 1:06:50 | 1:06:52 | |
-Ricky! -That's why I went to Dubai in the first place, | 1:06:52 | 1:06:55 | |
because you screwed up. | 1:06:55 | 1:06:56 | |
-You just do what you want, just like you always do. -And why's that? | 1:06:56 | 1:07:00 | |
Cos it's like being married to a dishcloth sometimes! | 1:07:00 | 1:07:03 | |
"What shall we get Morgan for his birthday? When's dinner?" | 1:07:03 | 1:07:06 | |
Who's going to deal with the scumbag that slept with my mum and kid, eh?! | 1:07:06 | 1:07:10 | |
I'm loud, stubborn and angry cos I've had to be! | 1:07:10 | 1:07:13 | |
This girl in Dubai... | 1:07:17 | 1:07:20 | |
the one I went swimming with... | 1:07:20 | 1:07:22 | |
-But you just said... -No, nothing happened. But, y'know, it could've. | 1:07:22 | 1:07:25 | |
And you know how that made me feel? | 1:07:25 | 1:07:28 | |
Just like the old Ricky Butcher. | 1:07:28 | 1:07:30 | |
Before housing benefits, before chicken nuggets, | 1:07:30 | 1:07:34 | |
before prison waiting rooms. | 1:07:34 | 1:07:36 | |
Before me? | 1:07:36 | 1:07:38 | |
When do you ever tell me you love me? | 1:07:38 | 1:07:40 | |
-All the time! -Only when your back's up against the wall. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:43 | |
Do you think normal people walk about saying, "I adore you," all the time? | 1:07:43 | 1:07:47 | |
Me and Sam did. | 1:07:47 | 1:07:48 | |
SHE GASPS | 1:07:48 | 1:07:50 | |
Are you trying to hurt me, Ricky? | 1:07:50 | 1:07:51 | |
I ain't saying I blame you for this mess we've got in. It's both of us. | 1:07:51 | 1:07:55 | |
I don't know what to do. | 1:07:58 | 1:08:00 | |
Or if it's worth trying. | 1:08:00 | 1:08:02 | |
I hate you, do you know that? | 1:08:06 | 1:08:08 | |
I hate you! Get him out of here! And do you know what? | 1:08:08 | 1:08:13 | |
The old Ricky Butcher is just as much of a muppet as the new one! | 1:08:13 | 1:08:16 | |
Get him out! | 1:08:16 | 1:08:18 | |
And I want a divorce! | 1:08:18 | 1:08:19 | |
What's your favourite? | 1:08:25 | 1:08:28 | |
Now that I keep somewhere special. | 1:08:28 | 1:08:32 | |
There. | 1:08:37 | 1:08:39 | |
Wow. | 1:08:39 | 1:08:41 | |
Is it from Granddad Frank? | 1:08:41 | 1:08:42 | |
Dad misses him as well, don't he? | 1:08:44 | 1:08:48 | |
Yeah, I expect he does. | 1:08:48 | 1:08:50 | |
Do you think he would've come to my concert if he weren't dead? | 1:08:51 | 1:08:55 | |
Oh, I think he'd have clapped louder than anybody else, | 1:08:55 | 1:09:00 | |
and then he'd have cried like a baby. | 1:09:00 | 1:09:02 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 1:09:02 | 1:09:03 | |
He sounds crazy. | 1:09:03 | 1:09:05 | |
He was! | 1:09:05 | 1:09:07 | |
Well, he'd have to be to buy me these. | 1:09:07 | 1:09:09 | |
Look! | 1:09:09 | 1:09:11 | |
Nine pence off a bucket and spade stall in Clacton. | 1:09:14 | 1:09:19 | |
Blimey. You only have to look at a bit of old costume jewellery, | 1:09:20 | 1:09:23 | |
and you go back 50-odd years, live the moment all over again. | 1:09:23 | 1:09:29 | |
Do me a favour, do you think you can fix this? | 1:09:35 | 1:09:38 | |
I've tried to wash it, and I've spilt red wine on it. | 1:09:38 | 1:09:41 | |
It's one of Amy's favourites. | 1:09:41 | 1:09:43 | |
Hev? | 1:09:43 | 1:09:45 | |
Oh. | 1:09:45 | 1:09:46 | |
PHONE RINGS | 1:09:50 | 1:09:53 | |
-Oh, you come to do your washing? -No. | 1:09:53 | 1:09:56 | |
Hey, I was just thinking about you. | 1:09:56 | 1:09:58 | |
-You're not going to believe what Jack's doing. -Course not. | 1:09:58 | 1:10:01 | |
You're going back to Southend, so why would you want to do your washing? | 1:10:01 | 1:10:05 | |
You've come to say goodbye, then? | 1:10:06 | 1:10:08 | |
You seem quite keen to get me back there. | 1:10:08 | 1:10:10 | |
It's where you live, innit? | 1:10:10 | 1:10:12 | |
Well, I never thought I'd have potato dinosaurs in my shopping basket. | 1:10:34 | 1:10:38 | |
Morgan bites bits out and pretends he's discovered a new species. | 1:10:38 | 1:10:43 | |
Wow. Kids are amazing, aren't they? | 1:10:43 | 1:10:46 | |
You being sarcastic? | 1:10:46 | 1:10:47 | |
I'd stick to the blackcurrant if I were you. | 1:10:47 | 1:10:50 | |
You don't want Bobby going to school with a hangover, do you? | 1:10:50 | 1:10:53 | |
Or is it a romantic night in with you, Ian and that naughty nightie? | 1:10:53 | 1:10:57 | |
Oh, is that why they sent you back from Dubai? | 1:10:57 | 1:10:59 | |
Crimes to comedy? | 1:10:59 | 1:11:01 | |
So...why did you come back then? | 1:11:01 | 1:11:04 | |
After all that time? | 1:11:04 | 1:11:06 | |
-You look exactly the same. -So do you. | 1:11:08 | 1:11:11 | |
Well, if I kinda close one eye, squint a bit, | 1:11:11 | 1:11:14 | |
and imagine a greasy ponytail. | 1:11:14 | 1:11:16 | |
So, what you doing now? | 1:11:16 | 1:11:18 | |
I am catching up with an old friend. | 1:11:18 | 1:11:22 | |
Me? | 1:11:22 | 1:11:23 | |
Yes, you! | 1:11:23 | 1:11:25 | |
Andrew! | 1:11:27 | 1:11:28 | |
I was, er, just getting my tools out the van. | 1:11:28 | 1:11:32 | |
I didn't want you to go back to Southend without... | 1:11:32 | 1:11:35 | |
Oh! | 1:11:35 | 1:11:36 | |
HE EXHALES | 1:11:43 | 1:11:45 | |
I, erm... | 1:11:45 | 1:11:47 | |
wouldn't want to leave expensive tools in the back of the van, | 1:11:47 | 1:11:51 | |
not if it's going to be parked up for a while. | 1:11:51 | 1:11:54 | |
Parked up? | 1:11:54 | 1:11:55 | |
I'm staying around. | 1:11:55 | 1:11:57 | |
Oh, wow. | 1:11:57 | 1:11:59 | |
I must be a really good kisser. | 1:11:59 | 1:12:02 | |
Actually, I'd already decided. | 1:12:02 | 1:12:04 | |
But...no complaints from this corner. | 1:12:04 | 1:12:07 | |
-You OK? -Yeah. | 1:12:13 | 1:12:15 | |
I felt 'em! | 1:12:15 | 1:12:17 | |
Butterflies! | 1:12:18 | 1:12:21 | |
HE BURPS | 1:12:21 | 1:12:23 | |
Nice(!) | 1:12:23 | 1:12:25 | |
You can take the boy out of Walford, eh...? | 1:12:25 | 1:12:27 | |
But he'll keep coming back. | 1:12:28 | 1:12:31 | |
So, why Ian Beale then? | 1:12:31 | 1:12:33 | |
Why are you with Bianca? | 1:12:33 | 1:12:35 | |
What about when you have to, y'know? | 1:12:35 | 1:12:38 | |
-I mean, do you... -Ricky! | 1:12:38 | 1:12:40 | |
Some people need more than sex to have a good relationship. | 1:12:40 | 1:12:44 | |
What, you?! Yeah, right! | 1:12:44 | 1:12:46 | |
I'm surprised I got out alive last time. | 1:12:46 | 1:12:48 | |
That was years ago. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:51 | |
Can we talk about something else please? | 1:12:51 | 1:12:54 | |
Yeah. | 1:12:54 | 1:12:55 | |
But you didn't answer my question about Ian Beale. | 1:12:55 | 1:12:58 | |
OK, well, I like knowing if it's going to end, | 1:12:58 | 1:13:02 | |
it's going to be me that ends it. | 1:13:02 | 1:13:04 | |
I've never had that before. | 1:13:04 | 1:13:06 | |
You was always the one who started stuff. | 1:13:06 | 1:13:08 | |
Do you remember when you talked me into getting off my face, | 1:13:08 | 1:13:11 | |
then you just sat there and laughed at me for ages at the state I was in? | 1:13:11 | 1:13:15 | |
I never forced you! | 1:13:15 | 1:13:17 | |
Listen, you were always the one who started it. | 1:13:17 | 1:13:20 | |
Wait there! Don't drink no more. | 1:13:24 | 1:13:26 | |
I've got plans for you, Butcher. | 1:13:27 | 1:13:30 | |
Come on, take 'em off. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:38 | |
Oh. But I like listening to all your stories about your jewels. | 1:13:38 | 1:13:42 | |
Well, that's all they are, stories. | 1:13:42 | 1:13:45 | |
This is just a...load of old tin. | 1:13:45 | 1:13:48 | |
Hardly fill the fridge with what this lot's worth. | 1:13:48 | 1:13:52 | |
Thought you said they were special? | 1:13:52 | 1:13:54 | |
Tiffany, promise me something... don't get soft when you get old. | 1:13:55 | 1:14:00 | |
You're not old! You still wear lipstick and get drunk. | 1:14:00 | 1:14:04 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 1:14:05 | 1:14:07 | |
-Tiffany Butcher! You...! -What? | 1:14:08 | 1:14:12 | |
Listen, how do you fancy going to Clacton tomorrow? All the family? | 1:14:16 | 1:14:21 | |
-And get the day off school? -Get out of this place and make some new memories! | 1:14:21 | 1:14:25 | |
Yes! | 1:14:25 | 1:14:26 | |
Lauren, just ring me back or text me, even. | 1:14:28 | 1:14:32 | |
And just let me know you're OK. | 1:14:32 | 1:14:34 | |
Please, cos I'm getting really worried now. | 1:14:34 | 1:14:37 | |
Hey, just the lady! | 1:14:38 | 1:14:41 | |
All right, that'll do. Great, lovely jubbly. | 1:14:41 | 1:14:44 | |
Right, come on, you, come on, got to get up. Come with me. | 1:14:44 | 1:14:47 | |
-Put the phone away. -What?! -Put the phone away. | 1:14:47 | 1:14:49 | |
Right, now, close your eyes. | 1:14:49 | 1:14:51 | |
Right, let's do this! | 1:14:51 | 1:14:53 | |
OK, all right. Watch out. There's a little tree to your right there. | 1:14:54 | 1:14:58 | |
Yeah, that's it. Watch it, all right! | 1:14:58 | 1:15:00 | |
All right, all right, little curb, little curb, little curb. | 1:15:00 | 1:15:03 | |
All right, and turn. And ready... | 1:15:03 | 1:15:05 | |
One, two three...ta-da! | 1:15:05 | 1:15:07 | |
What is it? | 1:15:07 | 1:15:09 | |
Wh...?! You know, bonnet, engine, zim-zimmer, baby! | 1:15:09 | 1:15:12 | |
I've got the keys to your zimmer, all right? It's a car! | 1:15:12 | 1:15:15 | |
It's a car, from me to you, for your birthday! It's a car! | 1:15:15 | 1:15:20 | |
See? Don't let no-one say your man doesn't treat you like a queen, right, sweetheart? | 1:15:21 | 1:15:25 | |
-Fats, you know I don't drive. -I'll teach you, OK? | 1:15:27 | 1:15:31 | |
We'll go down to Brighton or something, tunes blaring... | 1:15:31 | 1:15:35 | |
Oh, and yeah, Mikey done that off the stall. | 1:15:35 | 1:15:39 | |
-You big softy. -What can I say bruv? Whit, she's my girl. | 1:15:40 | 1:15:45 | |
-She's my lady. She's mine, all mine. -No, I ain't your girl! | 1:15:45 | 1:15:48 | |
What?! | 1:15:48 | 1:15:50 | |
Did I miss something here? | 1:15:51 | 1:15:54 | |
I've got some news. Can I come in? | 1:16:00 | 1:16:01 | |
-No, I don't want to hear it. -Trust me, you do. | 1:16:01 | 1:16:04 | |
I'm not in the mood, all right? Just tell me here. | 1:16:04 | 1:16:07 | |
OK. I just spoke to Ronnie and she's filed for divorce. | 1:16:09 | 1:16:14 | |
That's my punishment for cancelling Amy's contact? | 1:16:19 | 1:16:22 | |
-Come on, as if she'd do that. -You lying about it, I meant. | 1:16:22 | 1:16:25 | |
I'm sorry but you'll get your solicitor's letter tomorrow. | 1:16:25 | 1:16:28 | |
Now, can I come in, please? | 1:16:28 | 1:16:30 | |
All right. So, what did she say? Exactly. Roxy! | 1:16:31 | 1:16:35 | |
Jack, I know what'll take your mind off this divorce. What if we...? | 1:16:35 | 1:16:40 | |
You and me, we could go and get Amy | 1:16:40 | 1:16:43 | |
and take her to see Santa, yeah? Or just feed the ducks. | 1:16:43 | 1:16:45 | |
You know she loves that. | 1:16:45 | 1:16:47 | |
Jack. I do know how you're feeling and I can help you, | 1:16:47 | 1:16:52 | |
there's no need for all this... | 1:16:52 | 1:16:54 | |
Just go. Just go, will you? | 1:16:54 | 1:16:57 | |
-You all right? -I was just about to go. | 1:17:09 | 1:17:12 | |
Yeah, yeah. Course you were! | 1:17:12 | 1:17:14 | |
Very nice, by the way. | 1:17:14 | 1:17:16 | |
Come on. | 1:17:16 | 1:17:17 | |
Look, I know Bianca does my nut in but... | 1:17:19 | 1:17:22 | |
Oh, no, no. Ricky, relax. | 1:17:22 | 1:17:24 | |
It's not your body I'm after, it's your youth. | 1:17:24 | 1:17:28 | |
Are you mad? | 1:17:28 | 1:17:29 | |
Well, you already know the answer to that one! Come on. | 1:17:29 | 1:17:34 | |
-Red let me in. -Shouldn't have bothered. | 1:17:39 | 1:17:42 | |
Your fella breaks his backside to get you a present | 1:17:46 | 1:17:49 | |
most girls would wet themselves over. | 1:17:49 | 1:17:51 | |
What do you do? | 1:17:51 | 1:17:52 | |
Fling a massive strop. | 1:17:52 | 1:17:54 | |
You know nothing about nothing. | 1:17:54 | 1:17:56 | |
I'll tell you what I do know. | 1:17:56 | 1:17:58 | |
Some girls don't deserve to be treated nice. | 1:17:58 | 1:18:01 | |
You've got no right coming round here | 1:18:01 | 1:18:03 | |
and talking to me like that! | 1:18:03 | 1:18:05 | |
-You've no right to mug my mate off. -He wants to own me! I don't want that. | 1:18:05 | 1:18:08 | |
He just bought you a car. | 1:18:08 | 1:18:10 | |
Yeah, and he put a label on it so now everyone thinks I belong to him. | 1:18:10 | 1:18:14 | |
I don't belong to anyone. Why don't you just get out? | 1:18:14 | 1:18:16 | |
You carry on. | 1:18:16 | 1:18:18 | |
Carry on blaming every decent bloke for what that toe-rag did to you. | 1:18:18 | 1:18:22 | |
Yeah, cos you know what's going on in my head, do you? | 1:18:22 | 1:18:26 | |
Course you do. | 1:18:26 | 1:18:27 | |
What was it you said to me before? That I needed therapy? | 1:18:27 | 1:18:30 | |
You thought you'd come round, save me a few quid and do it yourself? | 1:18:30 | 1:18:34 | |
All I'm saying is not every bloke is on some mission to screw you up. | 1:18:34 | 1:18:38 | |
-I know Fatboy would never hurt me. -Then, stop acting like a victim. | 1:18:38 | 1:18:41 | |
Or let some other girl have him cos they will, you know. | 1:18:41 | 1:18:46 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 1:18:52 | 1:18:57 | |
Still wish you were in Dubai? | 1:19:04 | 1:19:06 | |
You know what? No matter what happens - | 1:19:11 | 1:19:15 | |
wives, husbands, chippies and prisons, | 1:19:15 | 1:19:19 | |
they'll never take these times away from us! Never. | 1:19:19 | 1:19:23 | |
Ricky? | 1:19:25 | 1:19:26 | |
Ricky? | 1:19:28 | 1:19:30 | |
I can't breathe! | 1:19:30 | 1:19:32 | |
Phil, I want you to tell Jack you'll stop all this nonsense, OK? | 1:19:32 | 1:19:36 | |
Phil, the divorce is making him worse. | 1:19:36 | 1:19:40 | |
I was going to offer you a pint. Billy's having one. | 1:19:40 | 1:19:43 | |
-Billy ain't got the sense he was born with. -Phil. | 1:19:43 | 1:19:46 | |
-I think you might be right there. -Oi! | 1:19:46 | 1:19:48 | |
There's not many blokes'd take the rap when their cousin fits them up. | 1:19:48 | 1:19:51 | |
We're sorting out some family stuff here. | 1:19:51 | 1:19:54 | |
Big on family, ain't you, Phil, eh? | 1:19:54 | 1:19:56 | |
-Loyalty. United we stand. -You what? | 1:19:56 | 1:19:58 | |
Phil, please, ignore him, OK? I'm trying to talk to you here. | 1:19:58 | 1:20:02 | |
Big man behaviour that, fitting up your own cousin. | 1:20:02 | 1:20:05 | |
Proper top boy stuff. | 1:20:05 | 1:20:07 | |
Do you ever keep your mouth shut, eh? | 1:20:07 | 1:20:09 | |
Weak. | 1:20:09 | 1:20:11 | |
Very, very weak. | 1:20:11 | 1:20:12 | |
He didn't exactly fit me up, Del. | 1:20:12 | 1:20:14 | |
I thought you and I could share some common ground, similar values. | 1:20:14 | 1:20:17 | |
Phil Mitchell ain't the man I thought he was. | 1:20:17 | 1:20:20 | |
And why would I care what you think, eh? | 1:20:20 | 1:20:22 | |
And don't smile at me. | 1:20:24 | 1:20:26 | |
You didn't tell me this was going to be a party. | 1:20:28 | 1:20:31 | |
I had hoped that you two could shake hands, | 1:20:31 | 1:20:35 | |
but what I've learnt about Mr Mitchell's integrity, Jack, | 1:20:35 | 1:20:38 | |
I think we should just go. | 1:20:38 | 1:20:41 | |
Now that my ties with that family are finally cut, | 1:20:41 | 1:20:43 | |
I think you're right. | 1:20:43 | 1:20:44 | |
Hello, hi. Amy...? | 1:20:44 | 1:20:46 | |
See, you and him? That'd be a fair fight. | 1:20:51 | 1:20:53 | |
But it ain't just him any more. | 1:20:53 | 1:20:56 | |
You take on my brother, you take on me. | 1:20:56 | 1:20:59 | |
You enjoy yourself. | 1:21:02 | 1:21:04 | |
Cos that's the last laugh you're going to have for a very long time. | 1:21:04 | 1:21:09 | |
Maybe if a girl's ex tried to pimp her out, | 1:21:24 | 1:21:27 | |
it might make her freak if she thinks the next one's trying to buy her. | 1:21:27 | 1:21:31 | |
Hold tight, bruv, hold tight. What you on about? | 1:21:31 | 1:21:34 | |
Are you trying to say, like, I'm one of those nasty guys? | 1:21:34 | 1:21:37 | |
You trying to say I'm like that guy...? | 1:21:37 | 1:21:39 | |
-Hi. -I thought I was having a heart attack. | 1:21:51 | 1:21:54 | |
-But you didn't mention anything about...? -Oh, yeah. She said it was quite common, | 1:21:54 | 1:21:58 | |
you know, for middle-aged men popping pills in allotment sheds! | 1:21:58 | 1:22:03 | |
Thanks, again. | 1:22:04 | 1:22:05 | |
I'll know what to do next time. | 1:22:05 | 1:22:07 | |
Breathe in and out a paper bag, yeah? | 1:22:07 | 1:22:10 | |
No, it's drugs advice information. | 1:22:10 | 1:22:12 | |
Though we normally hand them out to patients quite a lot younger than you. | 1:22:12 | 1:22:18 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 1:22:18 | 1:22:20 | |
Oh, come on, Mandy, pick up. | 1:22:22 | 1:22:24 | |
Bobby wants you to help him with his homework - | 1:22:24 | 1:22:27 | |
history of the Christmas pudding. | 1:22:27 | 1:22:28 | |
-With pictures. -Can't it wait? -More important stuff to do? | 1:22:28 | 1:22:31 | |
Not jealous, are you, Jane? | 1:22:31 | 1:22:33 | |
I'm very happy you've found love, Ian. | 1:22:33 | 1:22:37 | |
And I'm happy you've found Masood. It's obvious we've both moved on. | 1:22:37 | 1:22:42 | |
If we're so happy, why don't we go for a drink? Tomorrow. | 1:22:42 | 1:22:45 | |
Even better. Let's have a meal. The four of us. | 1:22:45 | 1:22:49 | |
I'll cook. You can come over. | 1:22:49 | 1:22:51 | |
Great! | 1:22:51 | 1:22:53 | |
Great! | 1:22:53 | 1:22:55 | |
Oh, no! | 1:22:57 | 1:22:58 | |
This is the best present ever. | 1:23:04 | 1:23:06 | |
Sometimes... | 1:23:10 | 1:23:12 | |
..in my head, this mad stuff takes over. | 1:23:13 | 1:23:17 | |
It's like I forget what's normal. | 1:23:19 | 1:23:22 | |
It's OK. | 1:23:23 | 1:23:24 | |
I mean, I understand. | 1:23:25 | 1:23:27 | |
It's all forgotten, babe, OK? | 1:23:28 | 1:23:30 | |
Right! You know what this means, don't you? | 1:23:33 | 1:23:36 | |
It means that Fats is rolling shotgun, OK? | 1:23:36 | 1:23:40 | |
There you go, sweetheart. | 1:23:47 | 1:23:49 | |
Right. OK, let's do this! | 1:24:05 | 1:24:08 | |
Lovely jubbly. All right, that was great. | 1:24:09 | 1:24:12 | |
Mate, no. Not that one yet. You don't... | 1:24:12 | 1:24:15 | |
I'm sorry. | 1:24:15 | 1:24:16 | |
You're not a muppet. | 1:24:19 | 1:24:21 | |
You're my Ricky. I love you. | 1:24:23 | 1:24:26 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 1:24:30 | 1:24:32 | |
Oh, come on, at least we had a laugh. | 1:24:33 | 1:24:36 | |
A laugh? You nearly killed me! | 1:24:36 | 1:24:38 | |
Some stuck-up nurse thinking I'm Britain's oldest raver. | 1:24:40 | 1:24:43 | |
-You're hilarious. -Ain't I just? | 1:24:43 | 1:24:46 | |
Stupid Ricky Butcher, what a fool. | 1:24:46 | 1:24:49 | |
I'm just a laughing stock, ain't I? Just a joke. | 1:24:50 | 1:24:54 | |
How did it end up like this? | 1:24:54 | 1:24:56 | |
You ain't a joke, Ricky. Not to me. | 1:24:56 | 1:24:59 | |
Can we go on the rides? Can we? | 1:25:24 | 1:25:26 | |
Yeah. Course you can. Suppose you want some money, don't ya? | 1:25:26 | 1:25:30 | |
-There you go. -Yeah! | 1:25:30 | 1:25:32 | |
-You're very quiet. -Am I? | 1:25:33 | 1:25:36 | |
You still thinking about your row with Bianca? | 1:25:36 | 1:25:39 | |
-Yeah. -Forget it. Forget about the lot of it. | 1:25:39 | 1:25:41 | |
That's why we're here, ain't it? | 1:25:41 | 1:25:43 | |
It'll take more than a day in Clacton to make me forget the bailiffs knocking on the door. | 1:25:43 | 1:25:48 | |
# It's the right time | 1:26:07 | 1:26:09 | |
# It's the bright time to rock the night away... # | 1:26:09 | 1:26:14 | |
It's a black ladies' two-piece business suit. | 1:26:14 | 1:26:17 | |
There can't be many of them back there! | 1:26:17 | 1:26:20 | |
# ..A swell time to go riding in a one-horse sleigh... # | 1:26:20 | 1:26:23 | |
Don't I pay you to clean, | 1:26:23 | 1:26:24 | |
and not show off your varicose veins? | 1:26:24 | 1:26:26 | |
My cleaning shift has finished | 1:26:26 | 1:26:28 | |
and I am not due at the surgery till 12 o'clock. | 1:26:28 | 1:26:33 | |
-Not that it's going to be much fun now Dr Khan is leaving. -Is this it? | 1:26:33 | 1:26:36 | |
Oh, yes, at last. It took you a whole five minutes. | 1:26:36 | 1:26:41 | |
It'll take a lot longer next time | 1:26:41 | 1:26:42 | |
if you don't keep a civil tongue in your head. That'll be £7.50. | 1:26:42 | 1:26:45 | |
And it went like this, then like that. | 1:26:45 | 1:26:48 | |
Oh, Dot, I've remembered the whole routine. | 1:26:48 | 1:26:51 | |
The only thing you'll get me doing at Christmas is the hokey cokey, | 1:26:51 | 1:26:54 | |
and I have difficulty remembering whether it's in, out or shake it all about. | 1:26:54 | 1:26:58 | |
Ta. Did you go and see 'em off? | 1:26:58 | 1:27:00 | |
Who? | 1:27:00 | 1:27:02 | |
Well, Pat and Ricky and everyone. They've gone for the day to Clacton. | 1:27:02 | 1:27:05 | |
Oh, Clacton. | 1:27:05 | 1:27:07 | |
Getting your knees brown, eating winkles with a pin. | 1:27:07 | 1:27:10 | |
No, I didn't know that they'd gone. | 1:27:10 | 1:27:13 | |
I thought with you being one of the family and everything... | 1:27:13 | 1:27:16 | |
Mind you, Whitney ain't gone, on account of her college work. | 1:27:16 | 1:27:19 | |
Thank you very much for reminding me, once again, | 1:27:19 | 1:27:21 | |
that I'm not part of that family. | 1:27:21 | 1:27:24 | |
Bit late for your Christmas card list. | 1:27:33 | 1:27:36 | |
I'm just trying to work things out, be practical. | 1:27:36 | 1:27:41 | |
"Carol - Jack's"? | 1:27:43 | 1:27:45 | |
I thought you could move in with him when I lose the house. | 1:27:45 | 1:27:48 | |
For starters, I'm not moving in with him. Give me that. | 1:27:48 | 1:27:53 | |
We came away to take our mind off things, remember? | 1:27:53 | 1:27:57 | |
Another couple of years, they'll realise there's not much to laugh about. | 1:27:57 | 1:28:01 | |
Remember them days? | 1:28:01 | 1:28:02 | |
When you didn't have a care, life was just a blank piece of paper... | 1:28:05 | 1:28:09 | |
It all started for me here, you know. | 1:28:09 | 1:28:12 | |
What? Clacton? | 1:28:12 | 1:28:13 | |
Mm. Holiday camp. Miss Butlins 1958. | 1:28:13 | 1:28:17 | |
It's where I first met Frank. | 1:28:19 | 1:28:21 | |
Every time I come here, it brings it all back. | 1:28:23 | 1:28:26 | |
It always smells the same, sounds the same, | 1:28:28 | 1:28:31 | |
even if it don't look the same. | 1:28:31 | 1:28:33 | |
I only have to close my eyes | 1:28:36 | 1:28:39 | |
and I'm...16 again. | 1:28:39 | 1:28:43 | |
Wiggling along the prom, | 1:28:43 | 1:28:44 | |
thinking I'm the bee's knees! | 1:28:44 | 1:28:47 | |
And the boys all wolf whistling at me two-piece! | 1:28:47 | 1:28:50 | |
So that's why we're here? So you can get nostalgic. | 1:28:50 | 1:28:53 | |
No. No, we're here to forget, like I said. | 1:28:53 | 1:28:57 | |
But sometimes forgetting one thing, | 1:28:57 | 1:29:00 | |
you end up remembering a load of other stuff. | 1:29:00 | 1:29:03 | |
They're not in. | 1:29:23 | 1:29:25 | |
They're all on a fun-filled trip to Clacton. | 1:29:25 | 1:29:29 | |
Oh, right. Ricky gone as well, then, has he? | 1:29:29 | 1:29:33 | |
Oh yeah, yeah, the whole clan. Apparently. | 1:29:33 | 1:29:36 | |
SHE SPEAKS IN HINDI | 1:29:53 | 1:29:56 | |
You'll never believe what she said. | 1:30:06 | 1:30:09 | |
-Are you doing this on purpose? -Sorry? | 1:30:09 | 1:30:11 | |
You know I have to finish this surgery work for my replacement. | 1:30:11 | 1:30:15 | |
-Give me the phone. -What for? -This is important. | 1:30:15 | 1:30:18 | |
I don't know why I agreed to it. | 1:30:33 | 1:30:36 | |
The last thing I want to do is be nice to Mandy across a table. | 1:30:36 | 1:30:39 | |
-Should I just tell Ian we can't come? -If you want. | 1:30:39 | 1:30:43 | |
Sorry. Here's me rattling on about some stupid dinner party | 1:30:45 | 1:30:48 | |
when you're worried about Kamil. | 1:30:48 | 1:30:50 | |
I'll always be worried about Kamil. | 1:30:50 | 1:30:53 | |
But not today. | 1:30:53 | 1:30:55 | |
I'll fight. I'll make Zainab change her mind. | 1:30:55 | 1:30:58 | |
-But not today. Today is about this. -What's that for? | 1:30:58 | 1:31:03 | |
Oh, it's a surprise. For you. | 1:31:03 | 1:31:06 | |
-I love surprises! -Well, that s good to know. | 1:31:06 | 1:31:09 | |
So long as they're a good surprise. Ian was one for surprises. | 1:31:09 | 1:31:11 | |
But they often turned out to be, well...not good. | 1:31:11 | 1:31:14 | |
Oh, well, this one is good. We're going on a picnic. | 1:31:14 | 1:31:18 | |
-In December? -Oh, it's the perfect month for it! | 1:31:18 | 1:31:21 | |
-And what will you get if you get cold? -A chesty cough? | 1:31:21 | 1:31:25 | |
-No. A cuddle. -Brrrr! I've just come over all chilly. | 1:31:25 | 1:31:31 | |
-Can we play on the beach? -Yeah, come on, then. | 1:31:36 | 1:31:40 | |
-Liam, come on. -I'll play with them. Not you. | 1:31:42 | 1:31:45 | |
-Oi, Liam. -He's the reason we're being chucked out onto the streets! | 1:31:45 | 1:31:49 | |
No, he ain't. I think you'll find that's me. | 1:31:49 | 1:31:52 | |
He was supposed to come back with money, but he never. Cos he's useless! | 1:31:52 | 1:31:57 | |
Right, come on, then. | 1:31:58 | 1:32:00 | |
I'll race you to the beach! | 1:32:00 | 1:32:01 | |
Come on, then. | 1:32:01 | 1:32:03 | |
He's just being mouthy. Just being a kid. | 1:32:03 | 1:32:06 | |
-Ricky knows that. -It's not taking your mind off it, is it? | 1:32:06 | 1:32:10 | |
Bianca will be out soon, she'll sort out Ricky and the kids. | 1:32:10 | 1:32:13 | |
-You shouldn't have to worry about them. -Neither should you. -Me? | 1:32:13 | 1:32:18 | |
-It's what I do. I'll go to my grave worrying about someone or other. -What do I do? | 1:32:18 | 1:32:22 | |
Sit around counting earrings? | 1:32:22 | 1:32:25 | |
D'you know, it's at times like this | 1:32:25 | 1:32:28 | |
I could do with a man around to lean on. | 1:32:28 | 1:32:30 | |
I know that's not the right-on thing to say. | 1:32:30 | 1:32:32 | |
Because we're strong, independent women. | 1:32:32 | 1:32:35 | |
We don't need men. | 1:32:35 | 1:32:37 | |
Well, I'm sorry, sometimes I do. | 1:32:37 | 1:32:40 | |
I'd give anything to have Frank or Roy around right now. | 1:32:41 | 1:32:45 | |
Listen to me! It's this place! | 1:32:46 | 1:32:50 | |
Everywhere I look I see ghosts. | 1:32:50 | 1:32:52 | |
I should have put more vinegar on these chips! | 1:32:54 | 1:32:56 | |
I wonder what culinary hell we'll be put through tonight. | 1:33:03 | 1:33:06 | |
-I thought Ian was a good cook. -Oh, the food will be delicious. | 1:33:06 | 1:33:10 | |
It's the smug sauce he'll be serving with it that'll turn your stomach. | 1:33:10 | 1:33:14 | |
Sorry. I keep talking about Ian, don't I? | 1:33:14 | 1:33:17 | |
You know, when they rescue people who've been held captive, | 1:33:17 | 1:33:20 | |
they get them to talk about their kidnappers. It helps. | 1:33:20 | 1:33:25 | |
I don't feel so bad now! | 1:33:25 | 1:33:26 | |
We're bound to talk about our exes. | 1:33:26 | 1:33:30 | |
I know you don't want to talk about it today, | 1:33:30 | 1:33:35 | |
but Zainab can't take Kamil out of the country | 1:33:35 | 1:33:38 | |
-without you agreeing, surely? -I still don't think they'll go. | 1:33:38 | 1:33:42 | |
But if they do, I'll have to follow. You know that, don't you? | 1:33:42 | 1:33:47 | |
I mean, clearly I'm not going to give up. | 1:33:47 | 1:33:49 | |
-Yeah, I know. -I'm sorry. | 1:33:49 | 1:33:53 | |
I just wanted to do something nice for you and I just made you sad. | 1:33:54 | 1:33:58 | |
You make me so happy, you do. | 1:33:58 | 1:34:01 | |
It's just...now I've got you, I don't want to let you go. | 1:34:01 | 1:34:09 | |
Come on, Morgan! | 1:34:18 | 1:34:19 | |
Sea air. Meant to be good for you. | 1:34:25 | 1:34:28 | |
Mind you, I'd rather have the air in a pub right now. | 1:34:28 | 1:34:32 | |
Oh, Liam, give him a bit of slack. | 1:34:32 | 1:34:35 | |
He's blaming himself enough as it is. | 1:34:35 | 1:34:37 | |
-Why can't we be a normal family, eh? -Normal? Where's the fun in that? | 1:34:37 | 1:34:41 | |
Why don't you go down there and join in? | 1:34:46 | 1:34:48 | |
-Don't want to. -Fair enough, you're the one missing out. | 1:34:49 | 1:34:53 | |
Here, kids, you going to go in the sea? | 1:34:57 | 1:35:01 | |
It's freezing! | 1:35:01 | 1:35:03 | |
You'll go for a paddle, won't you, Tiff? | 1:35:03 | 1:35:06 | |
Yeah! | 1:35:06 | 1:35:07 | |
If they get a cold before Christmas, it's your fault. | 1:35:08 | 1:35:12 | |
Oh, come on, don't you tell me you've never kicked your shoes off | 1:35:12 | 1:35:16 | |
and splashed about with some boy. I know I have! | 1:35:16 | 1:35:18 | |
I'd give anything to be down there, feeling the sand between my toes. | 1:35:18 | 1:35:23 | |
Go on, what's stopping you? | 1:35:23 | 1:35:26 | |
They don't want an old bird spoiling their fun. | 1:35:26 | 1:35:30 | |
Age sneaks up on you, you know. | 1:35:32 | 1:35:35 | |
But I tell you something - in here, you're always a kid. | 1:35:35 | 1:35:40 | |
Come on, Liam, let's get some ice creams. | 1:35:42 | 1:35:45 | |
You two still on for tonight? | 1:36:02 | 1:36:04 | |
Looking forward to it! | 1:36:04 | 1:36:06 | |
-Yusef, no! Yusef, please! -Yes. I want him to hear the good news from us. | 1:36:09 | 1:36:13 | |
-Masood. -What? | 1:36:13 | 1:36:14 | |
Just so you know, we've managed to speed things up | 1:36:14 | 1:36:16 | |
-and we're leaving for Pakistan in a couple of weeks. -Two weeks! | 1:36:16 | 1:36:20 | |
Come on, we've got an appointment. | 1:36:20 | 1:36:22 | |
How can you do this, Zainab? Taking Kamil to another country? | 1:36:22 | 1:36:25 | |
This is a private matter. Nothing to do with you. | 1:36:25 | 1:36:28 | |
-Don't speak to her like that! -It's got everything to do with me! | 1:36:28 | 1:36:30 | |
I can see how much it's hurting Masood, when he's done nothing. | 1:36:30 | 1:36:34 | |
Nothing? And I suppose you've done nothing as well? | 1:36:34 | 1:36:38 | |
-It started with you two sneaking off together. -Change the record! | 1:36:38 | 1:36:41 | |
We were friends, that's all. But you can't understand that - | 1:36:41 | 1:36:43 | |
you don't have any friends! | 1:36:43 | 1:36:45 | |
-I've got plenty, thank you! -Really? Where are they? | 1:36:45 | 1:36:48 | |
Where are they? You lock yourself away for days, | 1:36:48 | 1:36:51 | |
-and when you do step out of the house, you're in his shadow! -Zainab. | 1:36:51 | 1:36:54 | |
I'm not going to let you take my son. | 1:36:54 | 1:36:56 | |
-Masood has rights. Kamil has rights! -What about Bobby? | 1:36:56 | 1:36:59 | |
-Didn't stop you abandoning him! -I never! He's always been to see me. | 1:36:59 | 1:37:03 | |
-Come away. -Jane, let's go. | 1:37:03 | 1:37:05 | |
Children need their parents! Mother and father. | 1:37:05 | 1:37:08 | |
Kamil has got Yusef, then! | 1:37:08 | 1:37:10 | |
He has me! | 1:37:10 | 1:37:12 | |
People are watching. Come on, Zainab. | 1:37:12 | 1:37:15 | |
-Masood, take Jane away. -You don't tell me what to do. | 1:37:15 | 1:37:17 | |
I do when it concerns my wife. Come on, Zainab. | 1:37:17 | 1:37:20 | |
You're ruining lives! | 1:37:20 | 1:37:21 | |
You'd know all about that, Jane! | 1:37:21 | 1:37:24 | |
-What do you think you're doing? -Telling her she's in the wrong! | 1:37:24 | 1:37:27 | |
-I'm standing up for you! -You're making matters worse! | 1:37:27 | 1:37:30 | |
Waves come in. Waves go out. | 1:37:36 | 1:37:38 | |
Yeah. | 1:37:40 | 1:37:42 | |
Be nice if they washed our troubles away as easy, wouldn't it? | 1:37:44 | 1:37:47 | |
Don't worry about Bianca. | 1:37:49 | 1:37:50 | |
Her being in prison, there's bound to be the odd fight. | 1:37:50 | 1:37:53 | |
But it don't mean anything. We all know she's mad about you. | 1:37:53 | 1:37:58 | |
Just like you're mad about her. | 1:37:58 | 1:38:01 | |
-Pat, I... -What? | 1:38:01 | 1:38:04 | |
I'd give anything to pay that debt off for you. | 1:38:08 | 1:38:11 | |
Oh, that would only keep them at bay for a little while, darling. | 1:38:11 | 1:38:15 | |
But it's all right, I've had an idea. | 1:38:15 | 1:38:19 | |
I know what I've got to do. | 1:38:19 | 1:38:22 | |
You're a good boy, Ricky. | 1:38:24 | 1:38:26 | |
And you're a good mum. | 1:38:27 | 1:38:28 | |
Well, if you can't help your kids... | 1:38:30 | 1:38:32 | |
I don't mean just David and Simon. | 1:38:32 | 1:38:35 | |
You've been a good mum to me too. | 1:38:35 | 1:38:38 | |
And, you know, I know I don't say it often enough, but...thanks. | 1:38:40 | 1:38:45 | |
Come on. Let's get back to reality. | 1:38:54 | 1:38:58 | |
I'm so sorry I lost it. | 1:39:08 | 1:39:09 | |
I just hate the way Zainab's controlling your life! | 1:39:09 | 1:39:12 | |
Oh, the last thing I need right now is to spend the evening | 1:39:12 | 1:39:15 | |
with Ian and his trophy girlfriend! | 1:39:15 | 1:39:17 | |
Come here. | 1:39:17 | 1:39:19 | |
I'm not going to let that man ruin my life any more. | 1:39:24 | 1:39:27 | |
I'm going to phone my solicitor this afternoon. | 1:39:27 | 1:39:30 | |
I'll fight for my son. MY son. | 1:39:30 | 1:39:33 | |
But tonight, one of our exes is holding out the hand of friendship, | 1:39:35 | 1:39:39 | |
and I think we should take it. | 1:39:39 | 1:39:41 | |
We should eat his food and laugh at his jokes. | 1:39:41 | 1:39:45 | |
They're never funny. | 1:39:45 | 1:39:47 | |
We can hold hands under the table. | 1:39:48 | 1:39:51 | |
That sounds nice. | 1:39:53 | 1:39:55 | |
-My wife does not scream in the street! -You're blaming me?! | 1:40:03 | 1:40:07 | |
-She attacked me! -My wife is dignified! She walks away! | 1:40:07 | 1:40:10 | |
-I'm just meant to ignore that? -Yes! I told you to stop! | 1:40:10 | 1:40:13 | |
I told you, and you carried on in front of that man! | 1:40:13 | 1:40:15 | |
Well, I'm sorry, but if someone is going to attack me, | 1:40:15 | 1:40:18 | |
-I can't just turn my back on them. -Yes, you can! | 1:40:18 | 1:40:21 | |
Well, you shouldn't have broken the news to Masood like that. | 1:40:21 | 1:40:24 | |
You're blaming me? | 1:40:24 | 1:40:25 | |
No, I'm... I am just saying that Masood was bound to be upset. | 1:40:25 | 1:40:31 | |
-He loves Kamil. -That man is going to be breathing down our necks forever. | 1:40:31 | 1:40:35 | |
What do you expect? Because we're taking him away from him. | 1:40:35 | 1:40:38 | |
He doesn't want ME back. He wants Kamil. | 1:40:38 | 1:40:41 | |
-Then give the boy to him! -What? -If that's what it takes for us to be free of Masood, | 1:40:41 | 1:40:45 | |
it's a small price to pay! Offload the boy and then we can be free. | 1:40:45 | 1:40:48 | |
He'll only ever be an outcast to me anyway. | 1:40:48 | 1:40:51 | |
Oh, Yusef, I'm so sorry! Yusef, I'm really, really sorry! | 1:40:55 | 1:40:58 | |
You made me do this. You made me hit you! | 1:41:03 | 1:41:06 | |
Is that what you want? Is that what you're used to? | 1:41:06 | 1:41:10 | |
If you raise your hand to me again, Zainab, | 1:41:10 | 1:41:12 | |
-I will take Kamil and I will get rid of him myself! -No! | 1:41:12 | 1:41:15 | |
And Tamwar too. | 1:41:15 | 1:41:16 | |
If you bring him into this, I won't be responsible for my actions. | 1:41:16 | 1:41:21 | |
-You understand me? -Yes! Yes, I'm sorry! -Do you understand me? | 1:41:22 | 1:41:26 | |
Yusef, Yusef, please, no! Yusef! | 1:41:26 | 1:41:28 | |
Why couldn't we have stayed in Clacton for ever? | 1:41:42 | 1:41:45 | |
Cos this is where we live. | 1:41:45 | 1:41:47 | |
Will all our stuff be chucked outside? | 1:41:47 | 1:41:50 | |
-What? -That's what I heard you say to Nana Pat. | 1:41:50 | 1:41:53 | |
When we get back, the men will have been and all our stuff will be dumped outside. | 1:41:53 | 1:41:57 | |
No, love, it won't be like that. | 1:41:57 | 1:41:59 | |
I don't mind. We've been homeless before, | 1:41:59 | 1:42:01 | |
but Dad wasn't with us then, so it'll be better this time. | 1:42:01 | 1:42:05 | |
Yeah, cos he does a great job of looking after us, don't he(?) | 1:42:05 | 1:42:08 | |
-Liam! -What? Another great Christmas this is going to be(!) | 1:42:08 | 1:42:12 | |
Go on, love, you go ahead. | 1:42:17 | 1:42:19 | |
I've got somebody I need to see. | 1:42:19 | 1:42:21 | |
-Who? -I am entitled to a private life, aren't I? | 1:42:21 | 1:42:24 | |
Go on. They'll want their teas. | 1:42:24 | 1:42:26 | |
There, you see, that was a funny joke. | 1:42:40 | 1:42:43 | |
You know what? Jane never used to find my jokes funny. | 1:42:43 | 1:42:46 | |
Oh, I found the more I drank, the funnier they became. | 1:42:46 | 1:42:49 | |
Top me up, please. | 1:42:49 | 1:42:51 | |
You know, this is gorgeous, Ian, it really is. | 1:42:53 | 1:42:55 | |
One of the great things about Ian, Mandy, is you'll never have to cook, | 1:42:55 | 1:42:58 | |
which for me was massive - you know, cooking all day in the cafe. | 1:42:58 | 1:43:02 | |
Yeah. My mum's cafe, the one you sold to Phil. | 1:43:02 | 1:43:04 | |
It's all water under the bridge now, Ian. | 1:43:04 | 1:43:08 | |
I mean, come on, look at us, sat around the same table. | 1:43:08 | 1:43:12 | |
Being adults. | 1:43:12 | 1:43:14 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's really good, especially for Bobby. | 1:43:14 | 1:43:19 | |
Absolutely. And you two are happy. | 1:43:19 | 1:43:22 | |
Engaged and everything. | 1:43:22 | 1:43:25 | |
And me and Masood, well... | 1:43:25 | 1:43:27 | |
-We're just enjoying really getting to know each other, aren't we? -Oh, yeah. | 1:43:27 | 1:43:33 | |
It's all worked out for the best, hasn't it? | 1:43:33 | 1:43:36 | |
You've got the sensitive man you can talk to | 1:43:36 | 1:43:38 | |
and I've got the girl of my dreams. | 1:43:38 | 1:43:41 | |
-What? -(Hand.) | 1:43:43 | 1:43:46 | |
-Hello, Patty. -Janine. | 1:44:01 | 1:44:06 | |
D'you know, I think we must have had a really bad reception, | 1:44:06 | 1:44:09 | |
cos I could swear when we spoke on the phone | 1:44:09 | 1:44:11 | |
that you asked for my help. | 1:44:11 | 1:44:12 | |
You know I wouldn't be here if I had any other option. | 1:44:12 | 1:44:16 | |
You don't even try to disguise your contempt for me, do you? | 1:44:17 | 1:44:20 | |
-I don't need a row. -Well, you NEED something. | 1:44:20 | 1:44:24 | |
How was Clacton? | 1:44:25 | 1:44:28 | |
It was a last-minute thing, you know, treat for the kids. | 1:44:28 | 1:44:30 | |
Oh, fun and frolics for all the family. | 1:44:30 | 1:44:32 | |
Very clever, the way you always manage to remind me I'm an outsider. | 1:44:32 | 1:44:35 | |
-Don't be daft. -You know what I really, really love about you, Pat? | 1:44:35 | 1:44:39 | |
The way that I'm dead to you one minute, | 1:44:39 | 1:44:43 | |
and the next, you're crawling like a little snake, | 1:44:43 | 1:44:47 | |
asking for my help. | 1:44:47 | 1:44:48 | |
So what is it this time? | 1:44:48 | 1:44:50 | |
Tiffany needs a new pair of shoes? | 1:44:50 | 1:44:52 | |
Or maybe little Morgan needs a crust of bread? | 1:44:52 | 1:44:55 | |
I took out a loan on the house to help my son Simon, | 1:44:55 | 1:44:58 | |
and now I've had this letter. | 1:44:58 | 1:45:02 | |
They say they'll repossess the house if I don't pay the money back. | 1:45:05 | 1:45:09 | |
We're expecting the bailiffs any minute. | 1:45:09 | 1:45:11 | |
How much? | 1:45:14 | 1:45:16 | |
Um... Fif...Fifty grand. | 1:45:16 | 1:45:21 | |
It's that simple? | 1:45:34 | 1:45:36 | |
You wouldn't ask me if you weren't desperate. | 1:45:36 | 1:45:41 | |
-I don't know what to say. -You don't need to say anything. | 1:45:45 | 1:45:48 | |
It was a chicken. It was a china chicken to keep eggs in. | 1:45:54 | 1:45:59 | |
-Happy Christmas, Jane(!) -It was a collectable piece! | 1:45:59 | 1:46:02 | |
And then the next year it was a set of oven mitts and matching apron. | 1:46:02 | 1:46:06 | |
-Like I didn't have enough aprons! -That was a joke present! | 1:46:06 | 1:46:09 | |
D'you know what? You are just remembering what you want to remember. | 1:46:09 | 1:46:13 | |
I've had some corkers in my time. | 1:46:13 | 1:46:16 | |
Let's see - black eyes, stolen handbags. | 1:46:16 | 1:46:18 | |
-Oh no, no, wait - I did have a guy once that gave me a puppy. -Ahh. | 1:46:18 | 1:46:23 | |
Ate my selection box and puked in my face. | 1:46:23 | 1:46:27 | |
Yeah, well, there won't be any more rubbish presents. | 1:46:27 | 1:46:30 | |
-Not now you're with me. -Oh, please. | 1:46:30 | 1:46:33 | |
Make the most of it, Mandy, because once he's got that wedding ring | 1:46:33 | 1:46:36 | |
on your finger, you'll see the real Ian. | 1:46:36 | 1:46:37 | |
Why don't you have some water? You don't want a headache in the morning. | 1:46:37 | 1:46:42 | |
Oh. Did you see that, Mandy? | 1:46:42 | 1:46:43 | |
He cares about me. He really does. | 1:46:43 | 1:46:46 | |
Isn't he lovely? Onwards and upwards, no question. | 1:46:46 | 1:46:50 | |
Yeah. He lives in a B&B. | 1:46:50 | 1:46:52 | |
He could live in the gutter for all I care, | 1:46:52 | 1:46:55 | |
cos he makes me happy. | 1:46:55 | 1:46:58 | |
And you do, Masood, you make me really, really happy. | 1:46:58 | 1:47:00 | |
-That's nice. -And I know you always will. | 1:47:00 | 1:47:03 | |
You know, I was thinking last night. | 1:47:04 | 1:47:07 | |
Working out where we'll all be in ten years' time, you know. | 1:47:07 | 1:47:09 | |
Me and Mas. Well, I was thinking we'll have a successful business. | 1:47:09 | 1:47:14 | |
Asian fusion restaurant. | 1:47:14 | 1:47:16 | |
and a little house not so far away. | 1:47:16 | 1:47:19 | |
Not too big but with a little garden for Bobby and Kamil to play in. | 1:47:19 | 1:47:22 | |
And we'll travel the world and have lovely holidays. | 1:47:22 | 1:47:27 | |
Starting with our honeymoon. | 1:47:27 | 1:47:29 | |
You... You've really thought about this, haven't you? | 1:47:30 | 1:47:34 | |
But you can't get married, can you? Well, you're both from different religions. | 1:47:34 | 1:47:39 | |
I know that sort of stuff doesn't bother you, but it does you. | 1:47:39 | 1:47:43 | |
-So I'll convert. -Yeah, right! | 1:47:44 | 1:47:47 | |
Yeah, that's what I'll do. | 1:47:49 | 1:47:51 | |
I'll become a Muslim. | 1:47:51 | 1:47:53 | |
DRAINS GLASS AND SLAMS ON TABLE | 1:47:53 | 1:47:57 | |
Where are you going? | 1:48:41 | 1:48:42 | |
-I need some milk. -There's no need to take Kamil. It's cold out. | 1:48:51 | 1:48:55 | |
Give him to me. | 1:48:57 | 1:48:59 | |
Give him to me, Zainab. | 1:49:00 | 1:49:01 | |
Don't be long. | 1:49:14 | 1:49:15 | |
Uh...I forgot the money. | 1:49:26 | 1:49:28 | |
I'll have some paperwork drawn up first thing. | 1:50:27 | 1:50:30 | |
-Paperwork? -Well, I need some security, Pat. You must realise that. | 1:50:30 | 1:50:33 | |
In case you miss a repayment. | 1:50:33 | 1:50:35 | |
-What sort of security? -Uh, your house, of course. | 1:50:35 | 1:50:40 | |
I mean, we all need a little bit of security sometimes, don't we? | 1:50:40 | 1:50:44 | |
Night-night. Sleep tight. | 1:50:44 | 1:50:47 | |
Well, it's been... it's been fun. | 1:51:29 | 1:51:32 | |
Yeah, yeah. We should return the favour. | 1:51:32 | 1:51:34 | |
Yeah. I mean, no rush, though. | 1:51:34 | 1:51:37 | |
-No. No. -You're not going, are you? | 1:51:37 | 1:51:40 | |
-I've got some champagne. -Bubbles. | 1:51:40 | 1:51:43 | |
We should go. | 1:51:43 | 1:51:44 | |
Why have we got champagne? | 1:51:44 | 1:51:46 | |
Because I've got an announcement to make. | 1:51:46 | 1:51:49 | |
-What kind of announcement? -The best kind. Now I was gonna tell you later on, | 1:51:50 | 1:51:56 | |
but I thought, well, we're amongst friends, aren't we? | 1:51:56 | 1:52:00 | |
I had a call earlier on, from the registrar. He's had a cancellation and I've taken it. | 1:52:00 | 1:52:05 | |
So we can get married. Surprise! | 1:52:06 | 1:52:09 | |
-When? -Monday. | 1:52:13 | 1:52:16 | |
Well, we know that we want to marry each other. | 1:52:16 | 1:52:20 | |
And this is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. | 1:52:20 | 1:52:23 | |
See, Jane, you're not the only one with a life plan. | 1:52:23 | 1:52:27 | |
-You weren't gone long. -Where's Kamil? | 1:52:38 | 1:52:43 | |
Playing. | 1:52:43 | 1:52:44 | |
What you need is coffee, and lots of it. | 1:52:56 | 1:52:59 | |
-Do Muslims drink coffee? -Only if it's halal. | 1:53:01 | 1:53:06 | |
Did you see the look on Mandy's face? | 1:53:11 | 1:53:16 | |
Like a turkey realising it's Christmas. | 1:53:16 | 1:53:19 | |
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