20/10/2012 ‹ EastEnders Omnibus

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Rox, you seen Sy?	0:00:24	0:00:26
No, no, no! You're not supposed to see this!	0:00:26	0:00:29
Got in late, left early. Not answering his phone.	0:00:29	0:00:31
His battery's probably dead.	0:00:31	0:00:33
-Homemade banners. Quality. -Yeah, well, we need to get on.	0:00:33	0:00:35
Or he's not answering the phone cos he's embarrassed	0:00:35	0:00:38
cos he knows his stag will be nowhere near as good as ours	0:00:38	0:00:40
because his stag night is being organised by an idiot.	0:00:40	0:00:43
Oh, babes, you're wounding me(!)	0:00:43	0:00:45
-I'm not your babes. -She's still my babes. -She ain't your babes.	0:00:45	0:00:48
-Thank you, Christian. So where is it, then, this amazing stag? -It's...	0:00:48	0:00:51
-You ain't got anywhere? -Course I've got somewhere! -Where?	0:00:51	0:00:54
You think I'm showing you my hand?	0:00:54	0:00:57
-Listen, me and my man... -Me?	0:00:57	0:01:00
-We are going Over the Rainbow. -No bruv, I'm working! I can't...	0:01:00	0:01:04
-# Somewhere over...# -Fat Boy, you need to come... Fat Boy!	0:01:04	0:01:07
Right, you - go put your frock on.	0:01:08	0:01:10
Love you.	0:01:12	0:01:13
I love you. But get out.	0:01:13	0:01:16
-Bye. -See ya.	0:01:16	0:01:18
Oh.	0:01:25	0:01:26
"Important".	0:01:30	0:01:32
-Oh, it's nothing to worry about. -In big cartoon capitals.	0:01:32	0:01:35
I'll deal with it, Tam.	0:01:35	0:01:38
OK, Dad was looking for you. And Christian.	0:01:38	0:01:40
Anyone would think you're getting married.	0:01:40	0:01:42
-Sorry, why are we not open? -Got to get the place ready.	0:01:42	0:01:45
-We can't afford to shut up... -Mum said... -Mum doesn't run this place!	0:01:45	0:01:49
All right, Tam? And we said simple!	0:01:49	0:01:51
Yeah, I think that is her idea of simple.	0:01:51	0:01:54
I don't like wasting money. We need to open.	0:01:54	0:01:56
I've sent the chef home. You're allowed a night off.	0:01:56	0:02:00
You've done enough already.	0:02:00	0:02:01
Just go and enjoy your stag...	0:02:01	0:02:03
Hen...	0:02:03	0:02:04
Go and enjoy it.	0:02:04	0:02:06
DOORBELL RINGS	0:02:09	0:02:11
Still ain't too late to come?	0:02:14	0:02:16
What, a night out with you? I've seen the CCTV!	0:02:16	0:02:19
SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY	0:02:19	0:02:23
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. -What you doing? -I don't know, I don't know.	0:02:23	0:02:27
Yes. You won't even notice we're here!	0:02:28	0:02:31
Search me!	0:02:33	0:02:34
-Now THAT is the kind of fun we are looking for! -Out.	0:02:34	0:02:38
-The R&R was booked and... -I can't let Syed down, can I?	0:02:38	0:02:41
Hold on, hold on. You think...	0:02:41	0:02:43
I am going to let you hold a stag do in here?	0:02:43	0:02:47
-I tried to tell him. -Out. -How much we talking?	0:02:47	0:02:50
-Out. -Fifty quid? -Do me a favour! You can double that!	0:02:50	0:02:53
You want to stay in, do you? Out! Yes, take that.	0:02:53	0:02:55
-OK... -Off you go. Thank you. Bye bye.	0:02:55	0:02:57
HE IMITATES A KISS	0:02:57	0:02:59
Delicious!	0:02:59	0:03:01
Well, someone's burning a candle!	0:03:03	0:03:05
Well, he can burn a whole candelabra, darling!	0:03:05	0:03:09
Cos me and romance? Not getting on.	0:03:09	0:03:11
With a face like that, you surprised?	0:03:11	0:03:14
See ya later!	0:03:14	0:03:16
I thought you'd have gone?	0:03:22	0:03:24
Yeah, running late.	0:03:24	0:03:27
Roxy's idea.	0:03:27	0:03:28
Anyone would think you'd been avoiding me.	0:03:29	0:03:32
It's work. You know?	0:03:32	0:03:34
Anyway, Jane, she can't make it.	0:03:35	0:03:37
Mum's had a relapse and she don't want to leave her.	0:03:37	0:03:40
Well, Shabnam hasn't sent a card.	0:03:40	0:03:42
Sisters, eh?	0:03:43	0:03:45
Nice.	0:03:47	0:03:48
You know, it wouldn't matter to me	0:03:48	0:03:51
if we were the only two people in the room.	0:03:51	0:03:53
Tomorrow's just about me and the man I love.	0:03:54	0:03:57
Whoo! You stink.	0:04:00	0:04:02
I need to get back to the Argee Bhajee.	0:04:02	0:04:04
YOU need to get in the shower.	0:04:04	0:04:06
Cos you've got a stag do to go to.	0:04:06	0:04:09
See ya.	0:04:10	0:04:11
I'm putting AJ in with Tamwar.	0:04:18	0:04:20
I thought, night before the wedding.	0:04:20	0:04:22
Give Syed a little bit of space...	0:04:22	0:04:25
That still fits nice.	0:04:25	0:04:28
A bit of space. Yeah.	0:04:28	0:04:30
Maybe that's what he needs.	0:04:30	0:04:33
Beautiful, isn't it?	0:04:33	0:04:34
Wedding present for the two of them.	0:04:34	0:04:37
Our son. Happy.	0:04:37	0:04:39
Yeah.	0:04:41	0:04:43
What?	0:04:45	0:04:46
You was the one that said it was going to get rowdy up in here, bruv!	0:04:50	0:04:53
I say a lot of things.	0:04:53	0:04:55
Yeah, well, I don't want Mr Mitchell's lady getting mash ups,	0:04:55	0:04:58
you know, I kinda like my legs the way they are!	0:04:58	0:05:00
Hey, listen, man, come on...	0:05:00	0:05:01
What you doing? This is my venue!	0:05:01	0:05:03
Rox, come on babe, I've already taken his money!	0:05:03	0:05:05
-Well, untake the money. I've already booked. -Howdy, partner.	0:05:05	0:05:08
THEY LAUGH	0:05:08	0:05:10
-Fats! -Yeah.	0:05:10	0:05:11
We need costumes. L-plates. Inflatable sheep. Now.	0:05:11	0:05:15
All right, cool.	0:05:19	0:05:21
-Thirsty? -Yes! -Come on, then!	0:05:21	0:05:24
-You guys all right? Cool. -Nice, this, innit?	0:05:26	0:05:28
Stag do. Two stag dos. Wedding.	0:05:28	0:05:31
Yeah, yeah. Enjoy your night, babe. What you guys having?	0:05:31	0:05:34
-Bubbles, bubbles! Lots of bubbles. -All right. Lovely, coming up.	0:05:34	0:05:38
-Oi, oi! You're spoken for! -I am young, free and single still!	0:05:41	0:05:45
I, however, am not spoken for.	0:05:45	0:05:47
Yeah, well, she definitely bats for my team.	0:05:47	0:05:49
No, no, she hasn't found the right girl yet. Go get her for me.	0:05:49	0:05:52
-Go on? -Are you joking?	0:05:52	0:05:54
-Get her for me! -All right!	0:05:54	0:05:56
I ain't invited.	0:05:57	0:05:59
I'm inviting you!	0:05:59	0:06:01
You ain't invited either! Watch you drooling all over Mas?	0:06:01	0:06:05
I do not drool!	0:06:05	0:06:07
Kim pawing at Ray. Syed and Christian...	0:06:07	0:06:10
Syed does not drool either!	0:06:10	0:06:12
I mean, what's so wrong in living in sin any more?	0:06:12	0:06:15
I need entertainment!	0:06:16	0:06:19
Syed! Syed!	0:06:25	0:06:26
Hey! Love the hats.	0:06:26	0:06:28
Well, you seem to be in perfect physical health.	0:06:28	0:06:32
Babe! You remember Danny? From the Argee Bhajee?	0:06:32	0:06:36
-Me and Syed have been spending quite a lot of time together lately. -Business. -You never said.	0:06:36	0:06:40
-In fact, your fiance's been calling me all day. -It was work!	0:06:40	0:06:43
I thought this might be your local.	0:06:43	0:06:45
Come on, boys, you can have a night off.	0:06:45	0:06:47
-It's our stag do. -Yeah, you should have told me.	0:06:47	0:06:49
I'm finally making an honest man of him.	0:06:49	0:06:52
Hey!	0:06:52	0:06:54
Hello, the stags!	0:06:54	0:06:57
Hello, darling, all right?	0:06:57	0:06:59
Danny, this is Tanya. We used to work together.	0:06:59	0:07:01
That is until he realised there was more to life than groping naked bodies!	0:07:01	0:07:04
Or is there?	0:07:04	0:07:07
I'll see you in a bit, babe.	0:07:07	0:07:09
-Aye, Jim lad! -You can't be serious!	0:07:09	0:07:11
You want to walk the plank?	0:07:11	0:07:13
My father-in-law.	0:07:13	0:07:15
And his brother, the comedian. Danny - one of Sy's regulars.	0:07:15	0:07:18
-Is he? -Yeah. -This is just friends and family.	0:07:18	0:07:22
My dad's right. I'll call you.	0:07:22	0:07:23
Yeah. You're getting hitched in the morning.	0:07:23	0:07:25
You, young man, are going nowhere. This is my stag do	0:07:25	0:07:28
-and nobody leaves until they finish their drink. -Don't mind if I do!	0:07:28	0:07:31
-We're gatecrashing. -It's a pub.	0:07:31	0:07:33
It is a free country.	0:07:33	0:07:35
-Really? -I thought you and romance weren't getting on?	0:07:37	0:07:40
My favourite niece!	0:07:40	0:07:42
-Jane said I have to text photos, so... -Go on, then. Here we go.	0:07:42	0:07:45
HE GROWLS	0:07:45	0:07:47
Unleash the Fox! Unleash the Fox!	0:07:47	0:07:52
Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, what, you're not going to introduce me, man?	0:07:52	0:07:55
-Oh, you've got one, yeah? -Yeah, yeah.	0:07:56	0:07:58
Scrub up good, innit?	0:07:58	0:08:00
Cheers.	0:08:02	0:08:04
"So if you'd like to raise your glasses, please,	0:08:08	0:08:12
"filled with whatever my mother has deemed appropriate...	0:08:12	0:08:15
"ha-ha-ha..."	0:08:15	0:08:16
"To love."	0:08:20	0:08:22
ALL: No!	0:08:32	0:08:34
-Eleven-nil! -That's close! Ish.	0:08:34	0:08:36
Can you concentrate, please, Syed!	0:08:36	0:08:38
OK. Do we want the next question?	0:08:39	0:08:42
Dee, Dee, I just wanted to say sorry about the whole B&B thing.	0:08:42	0:08:45
And who would Christian have play him in a movie?	0:08:45	0:08:49
-What? It weren't you, was it? It was the bulldozer. -OK, OK, OK...	0:08:49	0:08:54
Is it John Barrowman. Is it Daniel Craig?	0:08:54	0:08:58
Or is it that blonde one out of Gladiators	0:08:58	0:09:00
that was sleeping with Ulrika Jonsson?	0:09:00	0:09:02
How am I supposed to know that?	0:09:05	0:09:07
Well, you're meant to be marrying him!	0:09:07	0:09:10
That don't count for much!	0:09:10	0:09:11
-He'll have you locked in a cellar before long. -Denise!	0:09:11	0:09:14
You know what - funny. Little bit dark. But funny. I like it.	0:09:14	0:09:17
John Barrowman.	0:09:20	0:09:22
HORN SOUNDS	0:09:22	0:09:24
That's actually disappointing. Everyone here knows. OK,	0:09:24	0:09:27
altogether - it's Daniel...	0:09:27	0:09:29
ALL: Craig!	0:09:29	0:09:31
Is that how you see me? Jazz-hands John Barrowman!	0:09:31	0:09:35
Loser!	0:09:35	0:09:36
Hello, I'm Christian. Nice to meet you.	0:09:36	0:09:39
Is that it? Is that all the fun?	0:09:39	0:09:42
Oh, the fun ain't even started yet.	0:09:42	0:09:45
Dee, you know what? Can I... would you like a drink?	0:09:45	0:09:49
-Uh, yeah. That'd be nice. -Why don't you take care of the music?	0:09:49	0:09:52
I'll entertain the lady.	0:09:52	0:09:53
Two minutes, I want to show you something.	0:09:53	0:09:56
Apparently, father of the bride gets the drinks in	0:09:57	0:10:00
-so that would be you, would it? -Yep.	0:10:00	0:10:02
-KIM: -Gets to you, though, innit?	0:10:02	0:10:03
You know, two people in love, getting married,	0:10:03	0:10:07
with their family and friends around...	0:10:07	0:10:09
Sasha'll be waiting, yeah? All right?	0:10:09	0:10:11
Yeah...	0:10:11	0:10:13
MUSIC: "Single Ladies" by Beyonce	0:10:14	0:10:16
Come on, Christian!	0:10:16	0:10:18
# All the single ladies	0:10:18	0:10:20
# All the single ladies	0:10:20	0:10:23
# You put your hands up... #	0:10:23	0:10:25
DOOR OPENS	0:10:40	0:10:42
One, two, three!	0:10:46	0:10:48
I can't have any more of this.	0:10:48	0:10:50
I've got to keep a clear head for tomorrow.	0:10:50	0:10:52
Are you kidding me? Are you going to be like this all night?	0:10:52	0:10:55
-Like what? -Refusing my drinks.	0:10:55	0:10:57
Talking about, "I'm so loved up!"	0:10:57	0:10:59
One day it'll happen to you, Roxanne Mitchell.	0:10:59	0:11:02
The only good-looking bloke around here has gone, ain't he?	0:11:03	0:11:06
Yeah, well.	0:11:06	0:11:08
What happened to you, anyway?	0:11:11	0:11:13
Oh, come on, darling...	0:11:13	0:11:15
You used to be so much fun, do you know that?	0:11:15	0:11:17
-I have got such a surprise for you here... -Oi!	0:11:17	0:11:19
-Oi! Hello? This is not your night, OK? -Roxy!	0:11:19	0:11:22
This is my night! This is my best mate.	0:11:22	0:11:24
Him, all right? HIS stag night! Not yours.	0:11:24	0:11:27
If you want a massage? Help with the stress?	0:11:28	0:11:31
-You knew I was seeing him. -I didn't know you were getting married.	0:11:35	0:11:38
-I didn't expect you to find out. -You took me to your local club.	0:11:38	0:11:41
-You've been calling me all day. -Because you've got my money.	0:11:41	0:11:44
It seems to me like you want to get found out.	0:11:44	0:11:46
You know, you play with fire, Syed, you get burnt.	0:11:46	0:11:48
Nobody's playing.	0:11:48	0:11:50
Why are you marrying him?	0:11:50	0:11:52
Because I love him.	0:11:54	0:11:55
You could do so much better.	0:11:57	0:11:58
Dead-end job in a dead end restaurant.	0:11:58	0:12:01
Well, it's good enough for you to bring your mates to.	0:12:01	0:12:03
You're worth more than this, Syed.	0:12:03	0:12:05
You're young, you're good looking...	0:12:05	0:12:08
you're sexy.	0:12:08	0:12:09
Look, I need to get back.	0:12:09	0:12:12
You're tying yourself down	0:12:12	0:12:14
with some Muscle Mary old enough to be your dad.	0:12:14	0:12:17
Never been in love, have you?	0:12:17	0:12:19
How are you going to feel? 10, 20 years from now?	0:12:19	0:12:21
You don't even know him.	0:12:21	0:12:23
What do you want, Syed?	0:12:23	0:12:25
The penthouse on the Thames?	0:12:25	0:12:27
The villa in Miami?	0:12:27	0:12:29
Or do you want to be stuck in some poxy little flat in Walford	0:12:29	0:12:32
with a pensioner?	0:12:32	0:12:33
I'll have the penthouse and the husband, what will you have?	0:12:33	0:12:37
Why are you marrying him, Syed?	0:12:37	0:12:40
Look...	0:12:43	0:12:45
I need money.	0:12:45	0:12:48
-What, you selling yourself? -You couldn't afford it.	0:12:48	0:12:50
-Damaged goods? I don't think so. -An advance...on my return.	0:12:50	0:12:54
There is no return.	0:12:54	0:12:56
The deal went bust.	0:12:56	0:12:58
No, no...	0:13:00	0:13:01
No, you said it was guaranteed.	0:13:01	0:13:02
-You roll the dice, you spin the wheel... -I need that money!	0:13:02	0:13:06
There'll be another investment.	0:13:06	0:13:07
-You can have a flutter on that if you want? -With what?!	0:13:07	0:13:11
-You loved it, though, didn't you? -Stop messing me around...	0:13:11	0:13:13
-The risk, the excitement... -Just give me what's mine.	0:13:13	0:13:16
Just like earlier, when me and your hubby were in the room together.	0:13:16	0:13:19
The smell of fear.	0:13:19	0:13:21
Leave him, Syed.	0:13:22	0:13:24
No!	0:13:24	0:13:25
You can have that whenever you want.	0:13:25	0:13:27
I said no.	0:13:30	0:13:32
He said no.	0:13:36	0:13:38
# ..horny, horny	0:13:39	0:13:42
-# Horny, horny, horny... # -Give me a minute.	0:13:42	0:13:45
That's subtle.	0:13:45	0:13:47
What are you doing, mate?	0:13:47	0:13:49
MUSIC: "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate	0:13:49	0:13:51
No! How'd you know that one?	0:13:51	0:13:53
Can't beat a bit of old school, baby. Come on, come on!	0:13:53	0:13:57
# ..where you from	0:13:57	0:13:59
# You sexy thing	0:13:59	0:14:01
# I believe in miracles... #	0:14:01	0:14:05
You've changed, all right? You just can't see it.	0:14:05	0:14:07
I've grown up. You should try it.	0:14:07	0:14:09
There are other people in the world, you know. Not just Syed.	0:14:09	0:14:12
Maybe not for me!	0:14:12	0:14:13
So where is he, then?	0:14:13	0:14:14
Can't you just be happy for me?	0:14:17	0:14:18
I've spent all day doing this for you!	0:14:18	0:14:20
-He's never been good enough for you, has he? -It's not about him.	0:14:20	0:14:23
No, it's about you! Roxy Mitchell, centre of the universe.	0:14:23	0:14:26
Why can't I just have you for one little evening	0:14:26	0:14:29
-without him being there too? -Please, don't make me choose.	0:14:29	0:14:32
Christian, I love you. You're my best friend.	0:14:32	0:14:34
And I love YOU to bits.	0:14:34	0:14:36
You're pushing me out!	0:14:36	0:14:38
Roxy, please!	0:14:39	0:14:40
May we? Please?	0:14:40	0:14:43
Sure.	0:14:47	0:14:49
We were talking money.	0:14:51	0:14:53
Danny's been helping me with the books.	0:14:53	0:14:56
I saw you together.	0:14:58	0:14:59
Said you wanted to get caught.	0:15:01	0:15:03
Oi! Oi! Oi! That's enough!	0:15:04	0:15:06
You've done enough already.	0:15:06	0:15:08
Not such a nice guy after all.	0:15:08	0:15:10
Go on, get out.	0:15:10	0:15:11
Send me some wedding cake.	0:15:14	0:15:16
I just wish he could relax, you know, enjoy it. He's working so hard	0:15:24	0:15:27
You're a good man, Christian.	0:15:27	0:15:29
HE CHUCKLES	0:15:29	0:15:30
You make a pretty good man yourself there, Stud!	0:15:30	0:15:33
Huh?	0:15:33	0:15:34
-Oh! -SHE LAUGHS	0:15:34	0:15:37
Who would have thought it, huh?	0:15:42	0:15:45
You and me, here?	0:15:45	0:15:46
I know.	0:15:46	0:15:49
I've been thinking about Syed's last wedding...	0:15:50	0:15:55
Remembering.	0:15:55	0:15:56
I said some things...	0:15:58	0:15:59
..some vile things.	0:16:00	0:16:02
I seem to remember I gave as good as I got.	0:16:03	0:16:05
But it can't have been easy for you...	0:16:08	0:16:10
all of that going on and me, Masood...	0:16:10	0:16:15
Amira coming back...	0:16:15	0:16:17
-"Character forming", ain't that what they say? -Yes.	0:16:17	0:16:21
I respect you, Christian.	0:16:21	0:16:24
Standing by my son...	0:16:26	0:16:27
..bringing up someone else's child...	0:16:29	0:16:32
..fighting for the...	0:16:33	0:16:35
..fighting for the man that you love.	0:16:39	0:16:41
MOUTHS: Thank you.	0:16:45	0:16:47
-Right, now, I expect a huge bunch of flowers every Mother's Day. -Yes.	0:16:53	0:16:57
And chocolates - hand-made!	0:16:57	0:16:59
-Another man, Syed? -Please, Dad.	0:17:04	0:17:06
You were with another man!	0:17:06	0:17:07
Days before you and Christian...	0:17:10	0:17:14
You even sneaked out of your own stag night to see him!	0:17:14	0:17:16
-I didn't sneak out, Dad, I... -I saw it, Syed! I know what I saw!	0:17:16	0:17:19
Are you going to tell him?	0:17:32	0:17:34
-Any reason I shouldn't? -Are you going to tell Mum?	0:17:35	0:17:40
-Dad, I know how you must be feeling... -Oh, do you?	0:17:40	0:17:42
You know, do you? How can you possibly know how I feel?	0:17:42	0:17:45
Do you think you're ready?	0:17:54	0:17:55
-Committing to Christian... -You still think it's wrong, don't you?	0:17:58	0:18:02
-Two men getting married. -It's not marriage.	0:18:02	0:18:04
Syed, this is not about you being gay!	0:18:04	0:18:07
This is about you...	0:18:08	0:18:10
..marrying the right man.	0:18:13	0:18:15
That's what I'm doing.	0:18:15	0:18:16
You're my son.	0:18:16	0:18:18
I WANT you to be happy.	0:18:18	0:18:20
But kissing another man, Syed...	0:18:22	0:18:26
it tells me that something's wrong.	0:18:26	0:18:28
Hey! Your husband-to-be's gone missing in action.	0:18:35	0:18:39
-I'm just about to go and find him. -I've got a stripper.	0:18:39	0:18:42
What? I've found the stag! A stag.	0:18:42	0:18:45
-You are joking me, aren't you? -Come on. Grow up and deal with it.	0:18:45	0:18:50
Oh, AJ!	0:18:53	0:18:55
No, we do not have a licence!	0:18:55	0:18:57
What's he going to want to see her white bits for?	0:18:57	0:19:00
It's all I could afford at the last minute!	0:19:00	0:19:02
For adult entertainment we do not have a licence!	0:19:02	0:19:05
He really don't get the gay thing, does he?	0:19:05	0:19:07
THEY ALL CHEER	0:19:07	0:19:10
MUSIC: "Sexy And I Know It" by LMFAO	0:19:10	0:19:13
-# When I walk in the spot -Yeah -This is what I see -OK	0:19:13	0:19:17
# Everybody stops and they staring at me	0:19:17	0:19:20
# I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it	0:19:20	0:19:23
# Show it, show it, show it... #	0:19:23	0:19:26
I want you to be the man you can be.	0:19:26	0:19:29
Someone you can respect?	0:19:29	0:19:31
No, someone who can respect himself.	0:19:31	0:19:33
You'll never understand.	0:19:37	0:19:39
Well, try me.	0:19:41	0:19:44
Tell me.	0:19:45	0:19:47
The thing you have to remember, Syed, is...	0:19:52	0:19:55
love is about trust.	0:19:55	0:19:57
You can't live on a life of lies.	0:19:59	0:20:01
Trust?	0:20:04	0:20:06
You've got to tell Christian.	0:20:08	0:20:10
You think I'm going to take lectures from you about trust?	0:20:10	0:20:15
About marriage? About lies?	0:20:15	0:20:17
-Syed... -You left Mum with that man!	0:20:17	0:20:21
You went off and you jumped into bed with Jane.	0:20:22	0:20:25
Mum lied to you, you lied to her, you walked away,	0:20:25	0:20:28
you turned your back on her and you left her!	0:20:28	0:20:32
And you stand there, you DARE to stand there	0:20:32	0:20:34
and smugly lecture me about trust?	0:20:34	0:20:36
-I'm not lecturing... -You have no right!	0:20:36	0:20:38
You lost that right months ago.	0:20:39	0:20:42
Now whatever you saw, you saw nothing!	0:20:42	0:20:45
I love Christian...	0:20:47	0:20:48
..and I am marrying Christian...	0:20:49	0:20:52
..and nothing you can do can stop me.	0:20:54	0:20:56
DOOR CLOSES	0:21:06	0:21:09
CROWD CHEERS AND CLAPS	0:21:09	0:21:11
OK, that's enough. That's enough!	0:21:13	0:21:15
Just rub in the oil, baby!	0:21:15	0:21:17
Christian!	0:21:22	0:21:24
-Tell him to put his teeny-tiny top back on! -You love it!	0:21:24	0:21:27
I do not! OK, stop!	0:21:27	0:21:29
Go on, Kieran!	0:21:29	0:21:31
Oh, yeah!	0:21:31	0:21:33
CROWD CHEERS	0:21:33	0:21:34
VELCRO TEARS	0:21:39	0:21:40
SHE SCREAMS	0:21:40	0:21:42
I was just...	0:21:47	0:21:49
Oh, lighten up, Mas!	0:21:49	0:21:50
Christian!	0:21:52	0:21:53
CHEERING CONTINUES, MUFFLED	0:21:56	0:21:59
MUSIC: "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen	0:22:07	0:22:10
YOU missed the stripper!	0:22:33	0:22:35
-Did I? -Not a patch on me!	0:22:35	0:22:37
You all right? Where you been?	0:22:38	0:22:40
Oh, I've been chatting with Tanya.	0:22:40	0:22:43
Well, that's funny, ain't it? Cos she's dancing over there.	0:22:43	0:22:46
You've been with that Danny bloke, ain't you?	0:22:48	0:22:50
I told you, it's business.	0:22:50	0:22:53
Come on!	0:22:54	0:22:55
In a minute.	0:22:56	0:22:57
-What's happened? -I caught it on a door frame.	0:22:59	0:23:01
I was lugging a box in for tomorrow. It's nothing.	0:23:01	0:23:04
I love you, Clarkey.	0:23:12	0:23:13
I love you more.	0:23:15	0:23:16
MUSIC: "Domino" by Jessie J	0:23:18	0:23:20
Woo-hoo! Come on!	0:23:20	0:23:22
If you mean it...if you love him...	0:23:25	0:23:29
Yeah, I do, so deal with it.	0:23:29	0:23:30
OK, are we not beyond all this? Surely?	0:23:30	0:23:33
-I'd love someone like Christian, Dad. -Tambo!	0:23:33	0:23:36
Well, maybe a little less manly. Actually, a lot less manly	0:23:36	0:23:39
but anyway, it doesn't matter, they love each other, Dad.	0:23:39	0:23:42
They're good together. Leave them. Come on.	0:23:42	0:23:44
Oi, oi! Cheeky!	0:23:53	0:23:55
Hey, hey, hey, bruvver, bruvver!	0:23:55	0:23:56
-She don't get down like that, all right? -It ain't me.	0:23:56	0:23:59
-It's the music, bruv. -I know, I hear you, I hear you,	0:23:59	0:24:01
but she doesn't get down like that, all right? OK?	0:24:01	0:24:05
Yeah, she's got better taste. You good?	0:24:05	0:24:08
Oi! Leave him! What you doing?	0:24:08	0:24:10
Yo, yo, get out, man! Get out!	0:24:10	0:24:13
SHE SCREAMS	0:24:13	0:24:15
Oi! You and your crew, man!	0:24:15	0:24:17
It is way past your bedtime, mate.	0:24:17	0:24:19
Step! Step, bruv!	0:24:21	0:24:23
And you, floppy hair! Who does he think he is? Andy Murray?	0:24:23	0:24:26
You all right?	0:24:29	0:24:30
Yeah, I'm just a bit wet. You?	0:24:30	0:24:32
Yeah, I've had worse, man. This is nothing, this is cool.	0:24:32	0:24:35
Listen, can I get you both a drink?	0:24:35	0:24:37
No, I'm just going to get off. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?	0:24:37	0:24:40
Hey, hey, hey, listen!	0:24:40	0:24:42
Look, do you want me to, you know, walk you home?	0:24:42	0:24:46
Just in case they're outside.	0:24:46	0:24:48
Yeah? OK.	0:24:48	0:24:50
Do you know when you first told me that you loved him?	0:25:05	0:25:08
Was at Amira's wedding - your wedding.	0:25:11	0:25:13
And I told you...to ignore it.	0:25:16	0:25:19
I told you that if you chose to walk this path...	0:25:21	0:25:25
that you would walk it alone.	0:25:25	0:25:26
Syed, I was wrong.	0:25:29	0:25:31
I said that all of this would fade to nothing...	0:25:34	0:25:38
..and it hasn't.	0:25:39	0:25:40
Cos what you have...	0:25:43	0:25:45
it's real, Syed, and it's strong.	0:25:45	0:25:47
So you get married...	0:25:49	0:25:50
..because in my eyes it is marriage.	0:25:52	0:25:54
You get married with my blessing.	0:25:54	0:25:57
Thank you.	0:25:59	0:26:01
I've got a present for you.	0:26:04	0:26:06
I wish you and Christian	0:26:20	0:26:23
everything you've ever dreamed of.	0:26:23	0:26:25
HE WINCES	0:26:44	0:26:45
Let me put some ice on that.	0:26:45	0:26:47
You don't...?	0:26:54	0:26:56
You ain't just a...?	0:26:56	0:26:58
Last night of freedom!	0:27:33	0:27:35
Good luck, mate.	0:27:35	0:27:37
Let's have a look.	0:27:45	0:27:47
Oh!	0:27:48	0:27:49
Hey.	0:27:52	0:27:53
Next time I see you, it's going to be our wedding day.	0:27:56	0:27:59
I love you so much...	0:28:01	0:28:03
..husband-to-be!	0:28:04	0:28:05
You get some beauty sleep.	0:28:10	0:28:12
Stop!	0:28:17	0:28:19
Please.	0:28:22	0:28:24
I can't do this.	0:28:30	0:28:31
I can't marry you.	0:28:35	0:28:37
BIRDSONG OUTSIDE	0:28:44	0:28:46
No, you don't.	0:29:22	0:29:23
-(WHISPERS) -OK, come on...	0:29:30	0:29:32
Go, go, go!	0:29:32	0:29:34
Ah! So you finally dragged yourself out of your pit, then?	0:29:34	0:29:38
Yeah, I didn't...	0:29:38	0:29:40
Wow! Didn't realise the time there.	0:29:40	0:29:43
-Yeah, well, full English on the table. -Lovely.	0:29:43	0:29:46
-Orange juice, paracetamol. The works. -That's lovely.	0:29:46	0:29:49
Quickly...	0:29:51	0:29:53
-Quick, quick! -Wait. Wait, listen.	0:29:54	0:29:57
-Last night, yeah... -Just go, yeah?	0:29:57	0:29:59
No, look...	0:29:59	0:30:00
-Yes? -It was good, right?	0:30:00	0:30:01
I mean, we were good, right? I mean,	0:30:01	0:30:04
it wasn't just that you was drunk?	0:30:04	0:30:06
No. No. I wasn't drunk.	0:30:06	0:30:07
-No? -No.	0:30:07	0:30:09
But it was a mistake. And it'll never happen again.	0:30:09	0:30:13
FRONT DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES	0:30:20	0:30:24
There's nothing more to say.	0:30:24	0:30:26
There's nothing more to say?	0:30:29	0:30:31
You sneaking out on the morning of our wedding with your bags packed	0:30:33	0:30:36
and there's nothing more to say?	0:30:36	0:30:38
Look, Sy, last night,	0:30:42	0:30:45
this morning, I meant it.	0:30:45	0:30:47
-Christian... -I forgive you.	0:30:49	0:30:51
I know that, but...	0:30:53	0:30:54
No buts.	0:30:54	0:30:56
-It's only money. -Tam's money, his college fund.	0:30:56	0:30:59
The money for Kamil. I invested it all with that guy.	0:30:59	0:31:01
Yeah. Because you were trying to help.	0:31:01	0:31:04
No, I've done it all before.	0:31:04	0:31:07
They have a dream - I mess it up. It's what I do.	0:31:07	0:31:09
-No, Sy, you don't. -The worst thing is, they don't know a thing about it	0:31:09	0:31:13
because I haven't got the guts to tell them.	0:31:13	0:31:15
And we will sort it, together.	0:31:15	0:31:18
You and me.	0:31:18	0:31:20
Now I don't ever, ever,	0:31:20	0:31:22
want you to go through something like this again on your own.	0:31:22	0:31:25
So whatever happens, whatever it is you've done...	0:31:25	0:31:30
you just tell me.	0:31:30	0:31:32
OK?	0:31:34	0:31:35
Big day for you.	0:31:55	0:31:57
Eldest son getting married.	0:31:57	0:31:59
It's not a marriage. I wish people would stop calling it a marriage.	0:31:59	0:32:04
It's a marriage in his heart.	0:32:04	0:32:06
Look at us, Mas.	0:32:07	0:32:08
When we were kids, would you have thought this is where we'd be today?	0:32:10	0:32:16
Thought you were staying here last night?	0:32:17	0:32:19
-Tell Zainab I'll be five minutes. -I'll wait.	0:32:25	0:32:28
Oi, hey! Come on, go.	0:32:28	0:32:30
You're cutting it a bit fine, aren't you?	0:32:37	0:32:41
The wedding's off.	0:32:41	0:32:43
Door was open.	0:32:44	0:32:45
-Sy, please don't do this. -Is one of you going to tell me...?	0:32:48	0:32:51
There's NOTHING to tell.	0:32:51	0:32:54
Christian, please?	0:32:54	0:32:56
He's going to find out sometime.	0:32:57	0:32:58
I already know.	0:32:58	0:33:01
-Christian's right. -Look, Dad... -Syed.	0:33:03	0:33:06
It's not worth ending a relationship just because of a kiss.	0:33:06	0:33:10
What kiss?	0:33:15	0:33:17
I ain't feeling too well.	0:33:20	0:33:22
So you're a bit hungover! Come on, Zainab's your friend.	0:33:22	0:33:26
Ain't like you got so many you can afford to let them down, is it?	0:33:26	0:33:30
-Cheers. I'm feeling better already. -Aw! Everyone loves a wedding.	0:33:30	0:33:35
Won't be the same without my sis.	0:33:35	0:33:37
And since when did you go all shy and retiring?	0:33:37	0:33:40
Anyhow, you and me don't show, they won't have any guests at all!	0:33:40	0:33:43
-What have you said to him? -Just go, Dad.	0:33:46	0:33:48
-What argument?! -Everyone argues! It's private!	0:33:48	0:33:50
-I am talking to Christian! -You and Mum always argue.	0:33:50	0:33:53
To the point where we cancel our wedding?	0:33:53	0:33:54
To the point you walk out on your marriage.	0:33:54	0:33:57
-I don't know how this became about me... -Couldn't wait, could you?	0:33:57	0:34:00
But your mum and your brother are over there	0:34:00	0:34:02
making sure that everything looks perfect for your big day!	0:34:02	0:34:05
Now whatever's happened, whatever's going on, sort it out!	0:34:05	0:34:08
Thank you.	0:34:19	0:34:20
For not saying anything about the money.	0:34:22	0:34:25
What kiss?	0:34:29	0:34:31
I thought if he could double my money,	0:34:42	0:34:45
-I could put back what I'd borrowed... -Double your money?	0:34:45	0:34:48
You kissed a guy!	0:34:49	0:34:51
Another guy	0:34:51	0:34:53
a couple of days before you're supposed to be marrying me	0:34:53	0:34:56
and you think it's all right because you did it for money?	0:34:56	0:34:59
-I didn't do it for money! -For what, then? You fancy him?	0:34:59	0:35:02
You were...	0:35:02	0:35:03
-Everything was about the wedding! -Pardon me for being excited!	0:35:03	0:35:06
-And Yasmin... -She's our daughter, Sy!	0:35:06	0:35:09
-Yours and mine. -I know that, but... -What? You jealous?	0:35:09	0:35:11
-No! -Jealous I'm spending more time with her, not looking after you?	0:35:11	0:35:14
At least she tells me what she wants!	0:35:14	0:35:17
-Doesn't leave me second-guessing her all the time. -Danny was there and...	0:35:17	0:35:20
And what? And I wasn't?!	0:35:20	0:35:23
And so you tell your dad and you don't tell me?	0:35:36	0:35:39
-He saw us. -This just gets better, don't it?	0:35:40	0:35:44
And if he hadn't?	0:35:48	0:35:49
Would you have told me?	0:35:52	0:35:54
-I didn't want to hurt you. -Yeah, well,	0:35:54	0:35:57
you should have thought of that	0:35:57	0:35:59
before you shoved your tongue down somebody else's throat!	0:35:59	0:36:03
You and me...	0:36:14	0:36:16
What we have...	0:36:18	0:36:20
..it's special.	0:36:23	0:36:24
Now, I know you feel that.	0:36:26	0:36:28
And so whatever's happened...	0:36:31	0:36:33
-..has happened. -Christian...	0:36:34	0:36:36
I will not let something like this ruin everything we fought for.	0:36:36	0:36:41
-Yes, I know that, but... -No buts, all right?	0:36:41	0:36:45
It was just a kiss.	0:36:45	0:36:48
A kiss. I mean, I kissed someone, remember?	0:36:48	0:36:51
-New Year's Eve? I kissed the piper. -That was different. -It wasn't.	0:36:51	0:36:55
OK? It was heat of the moment.	0:36:56	0:36:58
Things happen.	0:36:59	0:37:01
You forgave me.	0:37:02	0:37:04
And I forgive you.	0:37:06	0:37:07
It was just a kiss.	0:37:12	0:37:14
No, it wasn't.	0:37:16	0:37:19
Yes, but I need to know where to put them.	0:37:19	0:37:21
Jean, why don't you just leave the flowers with us, OK?	0:37:21	0:37:24
My job is flower arranger!	0:37:24	0:37:26
I told Christian I'd be flower arranger,	0:37:26	0:37:27
Christian has paid me to be flower arranger	0:37:27	0:37:30
so arrange the flowers I shall do!	0:37:30	0:37:33
What, you did it at ours? In our bed?	0:37:33	0:37:35
-No! -Oh, well, that makes it all right, don't it?	0:37:35	0:37:37
Look, we never...	0:37:37	0:37:39
We didn't...	0:37:39	0:37:40
It was only a kiss.	0:37:42	0:37:44
What I meant was...	0:37:47	0:37:48
..in my head,	0:37:50	0:37:52
in my heart, it was more.	0:37:52	0:37:54
So you mean, the two of you, you never...	0:38:01	0:38:03
So what is it? You got feelings for him?	0:38:08	0:38:10
-No. -Well, what, then, Sy?	0:38:10	0:38:13
What do you mean, "It was more than a kiss? It's in my heart"?	0:38:13	0:38:16
I mean the fact that it happened. I can't pretend it didn't	0:38:16	0:38:20
and you stand there and forgive me like it's nothing,	0:38:20	0:38:22
like it's not important, but it is important. It's not nothing!	0:38:22	0:38:26
I shouldn't even be looking at anyone else.	0:38:26	0:38:28
You're the only guy I've ever been with.	0:38:32	0:38:35
Don't be so ridiculous.	0:38:35	0:38:36
You've had one-night stands. You told me so.	0:38:38	0:38:40
Properly been with.	0:38:40	0:38:42
You've had other boyfriends.	0:38:42	0:38:44
You know this is what you want.	0:38:46	0:38:48
-And you don't? -I'm too young to get married.	0:38:48	0:38:50
Never said that last time, did you?	0:38:52	0:38:54
I got it wrong the last time. I don't want to get it wrong again.	0:38:54	0:38:57
And that's what I am now, is it?	0:38:59	0:39:02
"Getting it wrong"?	0:39:02	0:39:03
I wanted to be someone!	0:39:03	0:39:06
I'm sick of walking around here like I'm nothing.	0:39:06	0:39:08
Everyone looking at me like I'm no-one.	0:39:08	0:39:11
And that's what do you think I do, is it?	0:39:11	0:39:13
I thought the business, the stall, taking over the restaurant,	0:39:13	0:39:16
I thought I could show people I'm not no-one	0:39:16	0:39:19
and I tried. I really tried.	0:39:19	0:39:22
Then things started falling apart	0:39:23	0:39:25
and I thought, "Maybe that's who I am."	0:39:25	0:39:26
And then someone came along	0:39:26	0:39:30
-and made me feel like I could be someone! -I can't listen to this.	0:39:30	0:39:33
Only he didn't.	0:39:33	0:39:35
And I don't.	0:39:36	0:39:38
And I can't marry you, Christian.	0:39:40	0:39:42
How can I promise myself to you when I don't even know who I am?	0:39:47	0:39:50
I'm scared too, you know.	0:39:55	0:39:57
You're not scared of anything.	0:39:57	0:39:59
You want to bet?	0:40:01	0:40:03
You walk through life like it's so easy.	0:40:03	0:40:05
You tell people what you think of them.	0:40:05	0:40:08
You face them down when they say what they think of you.	0:40:08	0:40:11
I'm not like that.	0:40:11	0:40:14
Doesn't mean I'm not scared, though. And as you graciously pointed out,	0:40:15	0:40:19
I've had more men than you've had hot dinners.	0:40:19	0:40:22
-I didn't say that. -I have, though, ain't I?	0:40:22	0:40:24
Spent my life falling in love...	0:40:24	0:40:27
Well, thinking I've fallen in love, getting hurt...	0:40:27	0:40:30
Falling for the wrong men for all the wrong reasons.	0:40:31	0:40:34
But with you, it's different.	0:40:38	0:40:39
And that scares me.	0:40:42	0:40:44
It scares me I won't be good enough,	0:40:45	0:40:48
that I'll let you down.	0:40:48	0:40:50
But being scared, Sy,	0:40:53	0:40:54
that is no reason not to go through with this.	0:40:54	0:40:58
I mean, if you weren't scared...	0:40:59	0:41:01
..if we weren't scared...	0:41:02	0:41:04
I've lost you before.	0:41:08	0:41:09
Lost you twice.	0:41:11	0:41:12
I can't do that again.	0:41:14	0:41:16
But I won't be Amira.	0:41:19	0:41:21
Now, if you're marrying me because you are too scared to back out,	0:41:22	0:41:25
then you say so now.	0:41:25	0:41:27
You only went through with your last wedding	0:41:27	0:41:29
because you thought it was the right thing to do	0:41:29	0:41:31
because everybody wanted you to.	0:41:31	0:41:34
I can't have you do that again.	0:41:36	0:41:39
Not to yourself.	0:41:39	0:41:41
And certainly not to me.	0:41:42	0:41:45
Now, we might not have money, but that doesn't matter.	0:41:47	0:41:50
-When my family find out... -We'll sort it.	0:41:50	0:41:52
Together.	0:41:53	0:41:55
You and me.	0:41:56	0:41:58
I'll speak to Roxy. She'll know someone you can borrow from.	0:41:58	0:42:01
-I thought the two of you were... -Sy, it really doesn't matter.	0:42:01	0:42:04
She's my best mate. She won't let me down.	0:42:04	0:42:07
Now, I need to go.	0:42:09	0:42:11
Get changed. Everybody's waiting.	0:42:13	0:42:15
And I'll be waiting there too.	0:42:17	0:42:19
Now, I don't know much about anything,	0:42:21	0:42:24
but I do know that life is way too short for games.	0:42:24	0:42:28
So you marry me	0:42:30	0:42:33
cos you love me.	0:42:33	0:42:34
Or not at all.	0:42:38	0:42:40
You're late.	0:42:46	0:42:48
Yeah, sorry. I was, um...busy.	0:42:48	0:42:51
Getting dressed and that.	0:42:51	0:42:54
-What have you come as? Half a panda? -No. Um, ain't Denise here?	0:42:54	0:42:57
-No, Denise is not here. -She'll be along soon.	0:42:57	0:43:00
Kim is not here. Amy and Roxy are not here.	0:43:00	0:43:02
Syed and Christian are not even here!	0:43:02	0:43:04
-Mr and Mrs Masood? -What?!	0:43:04	0:43:07
-Well... -Not quite.	0:43:07	0:43:09
I'm the registrar.	0:43:09	0:43:10
Oh, yes, yes, lovely to meet you.	0:43:10	0:43:12
Please, yes, come inside, let me get you a drink.	0:43:12	0:43:15
I've got another ceremony to get to, actually. Shall we start?	0:43:15	0:43:18
Oh, well...why don't we have a few more minutes?	0:43:18	0:43:21
Aren't you going to be late?	0:43:25	0:43:27
-Is everything OK? -You better not be wearing that.	0:43:27	0:43:31
-Like you want me there. -Like I'd do this without you.	0:43:32	0:43:36
-I'm sorry. -Me too. -You didn't do anything!	0:43:48	0:43:51
Yeah, well, we're like an old married couple, me and you.	0:43:51	0:43:54
Do you know what? I'm just... I'm like a 34-year-old single mum	0:43:54	0:43:58
and sometimes it just gets a bit hard. That's all.	0:43:58	0:44:00
Well, you can cry into your pillow tomorrow	0:44:00	0:44:03
-because right now, we have a wedding to attend. -Are you sure?	0:44:03	0:44:07
Get hitched without a bridesmaid?	0:44:07	0:44:09
She's with Jack.	0:44:09	0:44:11
Well, we'd best go get her, then, hadn't we? Come on.	0:44:11	0:44:14
Are you really sure you don't mind?	0:44:15	0:44:17
Come here.	0:44:19	0:44:20
It's the party that counts. Right?	0:44:22	0:44:24
OK, well, as soon as the cover for the chippy turns up, I'll be there.	0:44:24	0:44:28
-No worries. -Good luck.	0:44:28	0:44:31
-I need a favour. -No, no, no, please don't ask me to read	0:44:34	0:44:37
-cos I'll cry. I will. -It's nothing like that.	0:44:37	0:44:40
I need help. I need to borrow some cash.	0:44:40	0:44:43
For what?	0:44:43	0:44:44
Trust me?	0:44:46	0:44:47
OK. I'll do what I can.	0:44:49	0:44:52
Come on, then. Going to be late for my own wedding.	0:44:52	0:44:55
BHANGRA MUSIC PLAYS	0:44:55	0:44:57
Can you put some decent music on, please?	0:45:02	0:45:06
You, you behave yourself today.	0:45:06	0:45:08
And YOU, you're a princess.	0:45:08	0:45:10
Move, Kamil.	0:45:11	0:45:12
MUSIC: "Your Song" by Elton John	0:45:12	0:45:16
Uh...you look...nice.	0:45:16	0:45:18
Got to go with the flow, innit?	0:45:18	0:45:21
-What, your alarm clock not working? -It's lovely to see you too, Zainab.	0:45:21	0:45:26
I am amazed that you dared to show your face today.	0:45:26	0:45:30
-Dirty dancing with strangers. -KIM LAUGHS	0:45:30	0:45:33
Um...how you doing, Denise? You look really nice.	0:45:35	0:45:38
"Nice"? He speaks English now?	0:45:38	0:45:41
Look at your eye!	0:45:42	0:45:45
Oh, this? This is nothing, man. It's cool.	0:45:45	0:45:47
He got that for you, you know, Dee. I hope you thanked him properly.	0:45:47	0:45:50
-You are looking mighty fine. Eh? -Don't you start.	0:45:57	0:46:00
So we're not the last, then?	0:46:00	0:46:03
Anything else you'd like to remind me of? Huh?	0:46:03	0:46:05
What do we need? We need a bridesmaid. We need a witness.	0:46:05	0:46:08
We need a bridegroom. Or two.	0:46:08	0:46:10
-That's good. You're not worried at all, then? -Of course not.	0:46:10	0:46:13
Nothing to worry about.	0:46:13	0:46:14
Masood was, in fact, just going to go get them.	0:46:14	0:46:17
-It's only just gone 12. -Do I have to do everything myself?	0:46:17	0:46:21
Looking for me?	0:46:21	0:46:23
-Yes! You're late. -I know. Sorry.	0:46:23	0:46:26
Don't you look beautiful?	0:46:26	0:46:28
Have you got some flowers she can hold?	0:46:28	0:46:30
-She's shown her dress to a bar of chocolate. -I can stand in.	0:46:30	0:46:33
No, thank you. Tamwar! Get some flowers for Amy!	0:46:33	0:46:35
So now all we need is Syed.	0:46:39	0:46:41
THUNDER AND RAIN	0:46:47	0:46:50
MUSIC: "Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones	0:46:58	0:47:01
Either he's got something wrong with his eye	0:47:13	0:47:16
-or he's got the hots for you. -Don't be stupid.	0:47:16	0:47:20
Why's it stupid? You're a good-looking woman.	0:47:20	0:47:23
-For your age. -Thank you.	0:47:23	0:47:26
She is, though, innit, chuckle chops?	0:47:27	0:47:30
-What, Dee? -Yeah!	0:47:30	0:47:31
Um...	0:47:31	0:47:33
Yeah...Dee's hotter than summer in St Lucia, you know.	0:47:33	0:47:37
Hmm! See? The boy thinks you're hot.	0:47:37	0:47:41
-Hey, hey, hey! Less of the boy. -I know a man when I see one.	0:47:41	0:47:44
-St Lucia? -It's a hot country.	0:47:49	0:47:52
He's not answering.	0:47:53	0:47:56
I've really got to go to my next ceremony.	0:47:56	0:47:58
-You're worse than a traffic warden, you! -Zee! -It's OK.	0:47:58	0:48:03
He's not coming.	0:48:03	0:48:04
-What do you mean, he's not coming? -He's, um...	0:48:04	0:48:07
It doesn't matter now. All that matters is that he's...	0:48:08	0:48:11
Ladies and gentlemen...	0:48:25	0:48:27
MUSIC: "Stand By Me" by Ben E King	0:48:28	0:48:33
# When the night has come	0:48:43	0:48:47
# And the land is dark	0:48:49	0:48:51
# And the moon is the only light we'll see	0:48:51	0:48:57
# No, I won't be afraid	0:48:59	0:49:03
# Oh, I won't be afraid	0:49:03	0:49:07
# Just as long as you stand	0:49:07	0:49:11
# Stand by me	0:49:11	0:49:13
# So darlin', darlin'	0:49:14	0:49:16
# Stand by me	0:49:16	0:49:19
# Oh, stand by me	0:49:19	0:49:23
# Oh, stand	0:49:23	0:49:25
# Stand by me	0:49:26	0:49:29
# Stand by me	0:49:29	0:49:31
# If the sky that we look upon	0:49:31	0:49:35
# Should tumble and fall	0:49:37	0:49:40
# Or the mountain should crumble to the sea	0:49:40	0:49:45
# I won't cry	0:49:48	0:49:50
# I won't cry	0:49:50	0:49:51
# No, I won't shed a tear	0:49:51	0:49:56
# Just as long as you stand	0:49:56	0:50:00
# Stand by me... #	0:50:00	0:50:02
Oh, no! Stupid, stupid, stupid!	0:50:10	0:50:13
I will cherish you, tenderly care for you,	0:50:13	0:50:17
uphold you always and honour you.	0:50:17	0:50:21
I'll always give you my best	0:50:21	0:50:22
and I'll ask no more of you than you can give.	0:50:22	0:50:26
I'll be a good dad... SYED MOUTHS	0:50:29	0:50:32
..to our little girl.	0:50:32	0:50:35
I'll be there for her, to listen...	0:50:35	0:50:38
..help guide her towards her dreams.	0:50:40	0:50:42
I pledge to live my life openly and honestly with you.	0:50:44	0:50:50
To be right here by your side	0:50:51	0:50:55
on this journey, wherever it may lead.	0:50:55	0:50:58
Because you are the heart of my everything.	0:51:01	0:51:04
My everyday,	0:51:05	0:51:07
my always.	0:51:07	0:51:10
And I love you more than all the stars in the heavens.	0:51:10	0:51:14
Syed. Would you like to make the vows that you have chosen?	0:51:15	0:51:19
Tam?	0:51:22	0:51:24
Thank you.	0:51:26	0:51:27
I give you this ring, Christian...	0:51:31	0:51:34
..as a symbol of my everlasting commitment.	0:51:35	0:51:39
I hope that you will wear it with happiness and pride,	0:51:42	0:51:46
for now and always.	0:51:46	0:51:48
You are my partner...	0:51:51	0:51:53
..my friend...	0:51:55	0:51:56
..my rock	0:51:57	0:51:59
and my island.	0:51:59	0:52:00
But above all,	0:52:04	0:52:06
more than all this and everything else...	0:52:06	0:52:08
..you are the one I love.	0:52:10	0:52:13
Christian and Syed,	0:52:15	0:52:17
you have made commitments to each other	0:52:17	0:52:21
in the presence of family, friends and witnesses	0:52:21	0:52:25
and in so doing, you have made promises	0:52:25	0:52:28
to live your lives together.	0:52:28	0:52:31
I now ask that you and your witnesses	0:52:31	0:52:33
-come and sign the schedule. -Yes, please!	0:52:33	0:52:36
LAUGHTER	0:52:36	0:52:38
MUSIC: "Fields of Gold" by Sting	0:52:43	0:52:47
Ladies first.	0:52:52	0:52:53
LAUGHTER	0:52:53	0:52:56
Sorry.	0:52:59	0:53:00
Syed and Christian,	0:53:11	0:53:12
it gives me great pleasure to announce	0:53:12	0:53:15
that you are now joined in legal partnership.	0:53:15	0:53:18
CHEERING	0:53:18	0:53:22
Confetti! Hurrah!	0:53:22	0:53:24
THUNDER RUMBLES	0:53:43	0:53:48
-Go to Bobie's. -See you soon!	0:53:50	0:53:53
So, congratulations!	0:53:53	0:53:56
Thank you!	0:53:56	0:53:58
-Did I cry enough? -Yeah.	0:53:58	0:54:00
Can you believe it? I'm married!	0:54:00	0:54:02
Do you know what? I hope you know what you've taken on.	0:54:02	0:54:05
Don't put it like that!	0:54:05	0:54:06
Uh...	0:54:10	0:54:11
Do you want a little something in that? Hair of the dog? Woof?	0:54:11	0:54:16
Meow! Now you're talking my language!	0:54:16	0:54:19
Or we could take this somewhere quieter?	0:54:19	0:54:22
Do you know, I think my stomach, it's gone again.	0:54:24	0:54:26
Playing hard to get. She does it all the time.	0:54:26	0:54:29
I'll be back at home.	0:54:29	0:54:30
Fats, we've got a problem. I can't find my speech.	0:54:34	0:54:37
Chill out, Tamwar, the Asian star!	0:54:37	0:54:40
-You know it. -I don't. That's the thing, I'll forget it	0:54:40	0:54:43
and I've left it at home, so...	0:54:43	0:54:45
Um...	0:54:45	0:54:47
-Give me the keys. -Huh?	0:54:47	0:54:49
-SPOON CLINKS ON GLASS -I'll go and get it.	0:54:49	0:54:52
-Give me your keys. -Thanks.	0:54:52	0:54:54
MASOOD CLEARS HIS THROAT	0:54:54	0:54:56
As father of the groom,	0:54:56	0:54:57
or one of the grooms...	0:54:57	0:54:59
LAUGHTER	0:54:59	0:55:01
-..I'd like to say a few words. -Just a few. -Thank you, darling.	0:55:01	0:55:04
Uh...	0:55:04	0:55:07
I've said a few things in the past...	0:55:10	0:55:14
..some horrible things.	0:55:16	0:55:17
Some of them in this very room.	0:55:20	0:55:22
I'm not proud of them. And I want to say I'm sorry.	0:55:25	0:55:30
What I am proud of	0:55:33	0:55:35
is my son,	0:55:35	0:55:37
for walking through life with his head held high...	0:55:37	0:55:40
..for being who he is,	0:55:42	0:55:44
finding someone to love, and standing by him.	0:55:44	0:55:47
I had three sons until today and now I've got four.	0:55:50	0:55:54
I couldn't be happier.	0:55:55	0:55:57
Don't set me off!	0:55:57	0:55:59
I don't tell you very often. In fact, I never tell you at all.	0:56:04	0:56:08
-But... -CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE	0:56:08	0:56:12
I respect you.	0:56:12	0:56:13
I support you.	0:56:15	0:56:18
-And I love you. -HAMMERING AT DOOR	0:56:18	0:56:20
I have a court order for possession.	0:56:23	0:56:25
-What are you doing? -We're in the middle of a civil partnership!	0:56:25	0:56:28
You can't just barge in here!	0:56:28	0:56:30
You've got four months of mortgage arrears.	0:56:30	0:56:32
-Oi! What you doing? -I need to ask you all to leave.	0:56:32	0:56:36
What have you done?	0:56:37	0:56:39
-I haven't done anything! -Then what are they doing here?	0:56:39	0:56:42
Tamwar! What have you done?	0:56:42	0:56:44
Everything we've worked for - it's ruined.	0:56:54	0:56:57
Your brother's wedding, it's ruined.	0:56:57	0:56:59
How could you do it, Tamwar?	0:56:59	0:57:01
I don't know.	0:57:01	0:57:03
-OK, come on, you can come out now, it's all right. -Sy...	0:57:03	0:57:07
How much? How much do we owe?	0:57:08	0:57:11
Er... 12,000 - mortgage arrears.	0:57:11	0:57:15
12K? Man, that's a lot of money!	0:57:15	0:57:17
It says here you've had the letters.	0:57:17	0:57:20
I've not read any letters.	0:57:23	0:57:25
You stupid, stupid boy!	0:57:29	0:57:32
Whoa, whoa. Easy!	0:57:32	0:57:33
Sy?	0:57:34	0:57:36
You are useless!	0:57:36	0:57:38
Gutless!	0:57:38	0:57:41
All you had to do was tell us, Tamwar.	0:57:41	0:57:43
What...what are we expected to do now?	0:57:43	0:57:46
Just tell me, what are we expected to do?	0:57:48	0:57:51
-FAT BOY: -"So if you'd like to raise your glasses...	0:57:51	0:57:54
"with whatever my mother has deemed appropriate..."	0:57:54	0:57:58
HE LAUGHS	0:57:58	0:57:59
Aww. "..to love."	0:57:59	0:58:01
Ah, Tam.	0:58:03	0:58:04
-AMERICAN ACCENT: -"Hey. Hey, Denise.	0:58:53	0:58:56
"How you doing?"	0:58:56	0:58:58
No, no, no, come on.	0:58:58	0:58:59
HE CLEARS THROAT	0:58:59	0:59:01
"Hey, Denise. How you doing?"	0:59:01	0:59:03
Oh, come on!	0:59:03	0:59:04
"Hey, Denise. How you doing?"	0:59:05	0:59:09
Mmm, yeah, I like that one.	0:59:11	0:59:13
You stop touching that, all right?	0:59:13	0:59:15
If you damage any of my property, you will hear from me!	0:59:15	0:59:18
You - explain yourself.	0:59:18	0:59:20
I can't, Mum. I can't, OK? It's not me. I've not done anything wrong.	0:59:20	0:59:23
-So this is their mistake, right? -I don't know. -You paid, yes?	0:59:23	0:59:26
-Listen, he has paid. You have paid the mortgage? -That's not what I said.	0:59:26	0:59:30
Right, in that case, you stop. You stop doing that.	0:59:30	0:59:33
And you! Listen, tell your man to stop doing that.	0:59:33	0:59:35
He has paid the mortgage.	0:59:35	0:59:36
Come on, show them. Show them. Where? In here.	0:59:38	0:59:41
12K. That's a hell of a lot of...	0:59:41	0:59:45
Tamwar, show me!	0:59:47	0:59:49
Where's Syed?	0:59:51	0:59:52
-Look, take Yas for me. -Christian... -Not now, Rox.	0:59:55	0:59:59
4K.	1:00:01	1:00:03
Hey, 4K, and they go away for today.	1:00:03	1:00:06
-What? -Give you some breathing space, bruv.	1:00:06	1:00:10
Show good willing to the bank manager, get down to the Citizens Advice...	1:00:10	1:00:14
a long lie down in a darkened room - whatever.	1:00:14	1:00:17
Erm...yeah.	1:00:17	1:00:19
OK, yeah.	1:00:19	1:00:21
This is our family business in crisis.	1:00:21	1:00:25
If this business goes down, we all go down.	1:00:25	1:00:27
That's enough, Zainab! We're going to be all right, OK?	1:00:27	1:00:29
I don't want them to take everything away that we've worked for, Masood,	1:00:29	1:00:33
for some administrative error.	1:00:33	1:00:35
-And when I find it, you will swing. -Can you get your hands on 4K, cash?	1:00:35	1:00:39
Huh?	1:00:43	1:00:44
So it's a win-win.	1:00:44	1:00:47
Er...	1:00:47	1:00:49
You get dinner on us down the road. Kim?	1:00:49	1:00:53
Well, if you ask nice, I can show you the way to the caff.	1:00:53	1:00:58
Lads!	1:00:58	1:01:00
-Kim, Kim, Kim. I'll meet you there, yeah? -Yeah.	1:01:00	1:01:03
Ah!	1:01:03	1:01:05
Kids!	1:01:07	1:01:08
You have got one hour to empty your piggy bank.	1:01:08	1:01:12
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...	1:01:12	1:01:16
-Christian... -He's scared, all right? He's panicking.	1:01:18	1:01:21
He's left you on your wedding day. What is more important than you and him on your wedding day?	1:01:21	1:01:25
-It's his family. They're going to lose... -So he runs away?	1:01:25	1:01:28
He runs away when everybody needs him most? What is he so scared of?	1:01:28	1:01:31
He did this to them, didn't he?	1:01:34	1:01:36
This is why you wanted my cash.	1:01:37	1:01:39
-Look, he didn't mean to, all right? It was wrong choices, bad investments. -Listen to yourself!	1:01:39	1:01:43
-Please listen to yourself. -You've never really liked him!	1:01:43	1:01:46
No. No, not really. Not much.	1:01:46	1:01:48
But I love you.	1:01:50	1:01:51
And he's supposed to love them	1:01:53	1:01:55
and he's just dropped them right in it.	1:01:55	1:01:57
He get you a wedding present yet?	1:01:59	1:02:01
-Nice tattoo on your forehead saying "doormat"? -Oh, that's just lovely(!)	1:02:01	1:02:05
You want to be very, very careful, Christian, that you're not next.	1:02:05	1:02:08
We're done. Huh?	1:02:08	1:02:11
-We're done here. -No, Christian, wait! Christian, hold on a min...	1:02:11	1:02:15
KIM: Look Amy, it's Mummy. Hey, Mummy!	1:02:15	1:02:17
Ooh, it's Mummy.	1:02:17	1:02:19
-Hey! -How you doing?	1:02:19	1:02:21
-You missed us? -Come on, baby, come on. -Yeah, well, she's here now.	1:02:21	1:02:24
Come on, guys, let me show you where to fill up.	1:02:24	1:02:28
These are hungry boys. KIM CHUCKLES	1:02:28	1:02:31
DOOR OPENS	1:02:58	1:03:00
Pure class, that, Sy(!)	1:03:03	1:03:04
-Christian... -What's the plan for the honeymoon?	1:03:06	1:03:09
Get to Paris and rip off some old granny?	1:03:09	1:03:11
HE MUTTERS	1:03:13	1:03:15
Suss it out, suss it out, suss it out.	1:03:15	1:03:18
Hello. Hello. What am I going to do with these table flowers?	1:03:18	1:03:21
Yeah, but what am I going to do with these table flowers? They're table flowers!	1:03:21	1:03:25
She ain't going to want no table flowers. What she going to do?	1:03:25	1:03:28
No. Low it, low it, low it.	1:03:28	1:03:30
What she going to do with some fat boy? You know,	1:03:30	1:03:33
she's a big woman. She's a big woman.	1:03:33	1:03:35
But you are a man. You're a man.	1:03:35	1:03:38
You're a man. So go and knock on the door like a man.	1:03:38	1:03:40
Go knock on the door like a man. Go knock on the door like a man...	1:03:40	1:03:44
A flower is a flower. A flower's a flower.	1:03:44	1:03:46
A flower's a flower. A flower's a flower.	1:03:46	1:03:48
OK.	1:03:48	1:03:50
Let's do it in one minute. I'll do it in one minute.	1:03:52	1:03:54
I can do it in one minute. I just...	1:03:54	1:03:57
It's OK. It's going to be OK.	1:04:20	1:04:22
I just check the balance, make sure the money's in the kids' account,	1:04:22	1:04:26
then I get down the high street and I draw the lot out. The lot.	1:04:26	1:04:29
-You can stall them in the cafe, can't you, if you have to? -If you lend me the price of a cuppa.	1:04:29	1:04:33
Thank you.	1:04:33	1:04:35
Shut up.	1:04:35	1:04:36
Thank God for Zainab.	1:04:38	1:04:40
Ain't every day you hear that being said.	1:04:40	1:04:42
Well, she's the one that insisted - saving for the kids' future, putting the child benefit away.	1:04:42	1:04:46
Especially after Kamil and Tam's college fund.	1:04:49	1:04:52
However strapped, she insisted.	1:04:54	1:04:56
I mean, there's got to be more than 4K in this account. And...	1:04:56	1:04:59
No. It doesn't add up.	1:05:07	1:05:10
-Tamwar, it just doesn't add up. -No. I...	1:05:10	1:05:13
No, Tamwar!	1:05:13	1:05:15
You know, it's all well and good being marginally academic	1:05:15	1:05:19
and having a GCSE in maths.	1:05:19	1:05:20
But that doesn't mean that you don't have to concentrate.	1:05:20	1:05:23
-Do you want to know where it all goes wrong for you, huh? -Not particularly, no.	1:05:23	1:05:26
Because you've had this fundamental personality flaw	1:05:26	1:05:29
-from when you were Kamil's age. -Tell me anyway.	1:05:29	1:05:31
You don't stick with things! You don't pay attention to the details -	1:05:31	1:05:35
to the little things.	1:05:35	1:05:37
You want to know why Afia got on that moped of hers, hmm,	1:05:39	1:05:43
and rode off into the sunset?	1:05:43	1:05:45
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings, Tamwar?	1:05:45	1:05:48
Because you have just spoilt your brother's wedding.	1:05:48	1:05:51
You need to think about the rest of us for a change.	1:05:51	1:05:54
Your father, racing around Walford right now,	1:05:54	1:05:58
chasing after some harebrained scheme that AJ has come up with.	1:05:58	1:06:02
Tamwar...	1:06:06	1:06:08
think, all right? I just need you to think.	1:06:08	1:06:11
Where did you record the mortgage payments?	1:06:13	1:06:18
I didn't.	1:06:20	1:06:21
Then what is the point in being slightly above average intelligence	1:06:23	1:06:28
if you can't even get the principles right?	1:06:28	1:06:30
There are two columns. Do you see here? Two columns.	1:06:30	1:06:33
What goes in, what comes out. It is not rocket science.	1:06:33	1:06:36
It is basic office principle.	1:06:36	1:06:40
How - how?! - can someone forget to pay the mortgage?	1:06:43	1:06:47
What kind of imbecile	1:06:47	1:06:49
-doesn't remember to pay the business mortgage? -Syed!	1:06:49	1:06:52
Educated guess, Mum.	1:06:55	1:06:57
A-level in maths, physics, chemistry, biology -	1:06:57	1:07:00
oh, further maths.	1:07:00	1:07:02
So I'd say Syed, what with you putting him in charge of...	1:07:02	1:07:05
What was it? Fixing my business?	1:07:05	1:07:06
HE MUTTERS	1:07:18	1:07:20
Just go, just go. Just be strong, just be strong. Big man, big man.	1:07:27	1:07:31
Just leave it, just leave it.	1:07:36	1:07:39
-DENISE: -Can I help you?	1:07:39	1:07:41
Er, erm...	1:07:43	1:07:46
Hey. I...	1:07:46	1:07:49
Amy! Amy, stop biting the nice man's legs!	1:07:49	1:07:52
Stop. I'm so sorry! I'm sorry.	1:07:52	1:07:53
-Not until you know him better. -SHE CHUCKLES	1:07:53	1:07:56
I always say you can't judge a book by its cover.	1:07:59	1:08:02
-And bailiffs earn a mint, innit? -Oi, you're spoken for. -I know.	1:08:02	1:08:06
-I know. This is bantering. -Yeah.	1:08:06	1:08:08
-I'm just having a little bit of banter, innit. -Banter. Banter?	1:08:08	1:08:11
Don't much fancy the look of yours.	1:08:11	1:08:14
Bad call.	1:08:14	1:08:16
Ooh! Someone's hungry.	1:08:16	1:08:20
So I just wanted to come ov...	1:08:20	1:08:23
Cos I... Cos what I wanted to do - I wanted to say, er, that...	1:08:23	1:08:28
D-Denise...	1:08:28	1:08:29
I hope you get better soon.	1:08:30	1:08:32
With a...erm...	1:08:32	1:08:35
table decoration.	1:08:35	1:08:37
Yeah, you know, a beautiful flower is a beautiful flower.	1:08:39	1:08:43
What I mean is, you and the flow...	1:08:44	1:08:48
-like the both of you... -Yeah, yeah. Yeah.	1:08:48	1:08:50
-Yeah, I did get it. -Cool. -That's...very subtle.	1:08:50	1:08:55
-Well... -So, yeah.	1:08:58	1:08:59
I guess I'll just take that...	1:08:59	1:09:01
..and go and pop it on a table.	1:09:03	1:09:05
Oh...	1:09:07	1:09:08
Oh, sorry. Yeah, sorry.	1:09:08	1:09:10
You know, I know, you know.	1:09:10	1:09:12
Like, I understand.	1:09:12	1:09:15
I mean, cos, like, you know, why would you,	1:09:15	1:09:18
in the cold light of day and that? But, er... I just wanted to say...	1:09:18	1:09:22
..I think you're amazing.	1:09:24	1:09:25
-There... -Yeah? Mm-hm? Yeah? There...	1:09:31	1:09:34
Yeah?	1:09:34	1:09:36
There is...er...a lot of tables	1:09:36	1:09:39
in the B&B.	1:09:39	1:09:41
So I guess it might be better on a windowsill, or...	1:09:43	1:09:47
You can come and help me look for a place for it...	1:09:49	1:09:52
if you like.	1:09:52	1:09:53
# Let's get it on. #	1:10:00	1:10:02
I made a dreadful mistake.	1:10:06	1:10:08
-Dreadful mistake. I'm so, so sorry, Tamwar. -You said.	1:10:08	1:10:12
There's a plan, OK? I'll call him.	1:10:16	1:10:19
Where your brother's concerned, there's always a plan, isn't there?	1:10:19	1:10:22
Though why he wouldn't just tell us about it, I don't know, but...	1:10:25	1:10:28
Oh! Oh, maybe he's getting all the paperwork together, yeah?	1:10:30	1:10:34
So that he can talk us through the strategy.	1:10:34	1:10:37
I tell you, that boy's entrepreneurial spirit,	1:10:39	1:10:42
it causes such unnecessary grief.	1:10:42	1:10:45
Yeah.	1:10:45	1:10:47
OK, er... you call your father. I'll...	1:10:47	1:10:50
You know, I'd pick Syed as my favourite as well, if I was his mum.	1:10:50	1:10:53
What did you say?	1:10:56	1:10:57
Syed is not my favourite.	1:10:59	1:11:02
I...I don't have favourites.	1:11:02	1:11:04
Tamwar... No, no, no...	1:11:04	1:11:06
SHE STUTTERS	1:11:08	1:11:09
Some children are just...	1:11:09	1:11:13
less capable. N-not so independent.	1:11:13	1:11:16
They're less able to fend for themselves and some...	1:11:16	1:11:22
Are better looking and more fun and you like them more.	1:11:22	1:11:25
No! Tamwar...	1:11:25	1:11:27
-What? -No.	1:11:27	1:11:28
It's all good. There's nothing to discuss, Mum. I'm an adult.	1:11:28	1:11:32
I'm not comparing birthday presents.	1:11:32	1:11:34
Just call Syed.	1:11:34	1:11:36
Listen to me. Hey...	1:11:36	1:11:38
I do love you.	1:11:40	1:11:42
Then stop expecting me to fall over.	1:11:46	1:11:49
Please.	1:11:49	1:11:50
You don't have to pick me up every time.	1:11:54	1:11:56
You don't have to go up the school and sort things out.	1:11:56	1:12:00
OK? The popular gang weren't leaving me out. I was just a geek,	1:12:02	1:12:05
with glasses and a plaster.	1:12:05	1:12:08
And...	1:12:08	1:12:10
I left myself out every playtime,	1:12:10	1:12:12
messing about on a calculator, pretending to be a doctor.	1:12:12	1:12:15
I'm never going to grow floppy hair in my eyes and charm you, Mum.	1:12:18	1:12:22
-That's just how it is. -No. No, that is not fair! -Yeah.	1:12:22	1:12:24
No! We love you for who you are, Tamwar.	1:12:24	1:12:28
We love you both equally, yeah? Your father and I, we love you.	1:12:28	1:12:32
We gave you the restaurant.	1:12:32	1:12:34
We didn't give it to Syed. We didn't expect you to fail.	1:12:34	1:12:36
Tamwar, we gave the restaurant to you.	1:12:36	1:12:40
Yeah.	1:12:40	1:12:41
And thank you, but I didn't want it. I never wanted it.	1:12:41	1:12:45
This was your and Dad's dream.	1:12:45	1:12:47
I want to go to university.	1:12:47	1:12:50
And not Oxford, OK? Just some normal university where I can go...	1:12:50	1:12:55
muck about on a calculator,	1:12:55	1:12:58
brew up the cure to cancer -	1:12:58	1:12:59
whatever it was I was supposed to have done when I finished school.	1:12:59	1:13:03
You don't have to back me if you don't want to, OK?	1:13:05	1:13:08
But I have to go to university now, Mum.	1:13:10	1:13:14
OK?	1:13:14	1:13:15
OK. Tamwar...	1:13:15	1:13:18
Wait!	1:13:18	1:13:19
Syed? SHE GROANS	1:13:36	1:13:39
Syed, can you call me when you get this, please, OK? Call me.	1:13:41	1:13:44
Come on! Zainab would never clear out the children's savings account.	1:13:49	1:13:55
University fees are her favourite soapbox. There's got to be some logical explanation.	1:13:55	1:13:59
-HE SIGHS -Nothing.	1:13:59	1:14:01
Oh, try the, er...kitchen drawers.	1:14:01	1:14:05
Hello. Yes. Yes, I am STILL here...	1:14:06	1:14:10
No, I said I'm still here.	1:14:12	1:14:14
Yeah. Yeah. My wife and I...	1:14:14	1:14:17
No, because I don't have the account number, I've just got the card.	1:14:18	1:14:22
Yes. OK, yeah, the regular payments are in child...	1:14:22	1:14:26
Child benefits.	1:14:28	1:14:30
The regular payments are in child bene...	1:14:30	1:14:34
Child... Listen, Kevin! Look, I know Kevin isn't your real name	1:14:34	1:14:37
but I'm up against the clock here.	1:14:37	1:14:40
Someone's taken our money.	1:14:40	1:14:42
YES! Yes, fraud.	1:14:42	1:14:45
I want to speak to the manager or whatever you call them in Mumbai.	1:14:45	1:14:48
I said whatever you...	1:14:48	1:14:50
Look, I've just got to speak to a manager now!	1:14:50	1:14:52
I want to report a robbery!	1:14:52	1:14:54
Cleared out.	1:14:57	1:14:58
Well, thi...	1:15:03	1:15:04
This can't be... I... There's...	1:15:04	1:15:07
There's got to be a logical...	1:15:08	1:15:10
Yeah, well, there's some expensive handbags out there.	1:15:10	1:15:12
It wasn't me. You don't think it was...me?	1:15:16	1:15:20
No.	1:15:23	1:15:24
Well, then, ask her what she's spent it on.	1:15:24	1:15:27
You know, and I'll clear out the booze, empty the restaurant fridge.	1:15:27	1:15:31
We can still raise the money. We can still turn this around, Mas.	1:15:31	1:15:35
Masood, we need to get back to the Argee Bhajee.	1:15:36	1:15:38
-She's doing it again. -So ask her. You know, have it out.	1:15:38	1:15:42
Civilised conversation over a cup of coffee,	1:15:42	1:15:44
whatever it is you grown-ups do,	1:15:44	1:15:47
but in half an hour...in twen...	1:15:47	1:15:49
in 15 minutes, those bailiffs are walking back into your restaurant	1:15:49	1:15:53
and they are taking the lot. Tick-tock.	1:15:53	1:15:55
Better or worse than the bathroom? What do you think?	1:16:08	1:16:12
It's looking good.	1:16:13	1:16:15
Nah. No, I don't think so.	1:16:17	1:16:20
Erm...	1:16:21	1:16:23
Ah.	1:16:23	1:16:25
Nah.	1:16:28	1:16:30
Maybe...	1:16:32	1:16:35
back down in the dining room,	1:16:35	1:16:38
or...er...	1:16:38	1:16:40
closer to the bed.	1:16:40	1:16:42
Y-yeah, yeah. Er...	1:16:44	1:16:46
Yeah, c-closer to the bed. I think that's a...	1:16:46	1:16:50
It's a good idea, and....	1:16:50	1:16:52
And, er...	1:16:52	1:16:54
-Yeah, I mean, you know, but to see it properly you've got to see it from every angle. -Yeah. Yeah.	1:16:54	1:16:58
-Mm. -Yeah.	1:16:59	1:17:01
So...you shut the curtains	1:17:02	1:17:05
and, er, maybe we can check it out.	1:17:05	1:17:08
-Yeah? -Yeah.	1:17:10	1:17:12
-You knew this was coming. -Look, we go away.	1:17:22	1:17:25
You must have known about it for days - weeks, even.	1:17:25	1:17:27
On our honeymoon, Christian.	1:17:27	1:17:28
It's what you want. It's what you've planned and organised	1:17:28	1:17:31
-and spent the past God knows how long going on about. -You what?	1:17:31	1:17:34
-And when we get back... -Going on?	1:17:34	1:17:36
When we get back and the dust has settled, I will explain it then.	1:17:36	1:17:39
You mean when the Argee Bhajee's boarded up	1:17:39	1:17:41
and Tam's taken it in the neck?	1:17:41	1:17:43
-And your parents, when they can't pay the mortgage on their house? -We will work it out then.	1:17:43	1:17:46
-No. -Christian, this is my family. -Yeah, well, they're mine now.	1:17:46	1:17:50
Look, I am not running this past you. We've booked a holiday.	1:17:50	1:17:54
It is non-refundable. We go on our honeymoon now.	1:17:54	1:17:56
Oh, grow up, Syed! We're supposed to be over there now.	1:17:56	1:18:01
Laughing, dancing, happy.	1:18:01	1:18:05
Now, I can cope with the fact that you have ruined my wedding day...	1:18:05	1:18:09
and I can live with the fact	1:18:09	1:18:10
that you are a failed and useless businessman	1:18:10	1:18:13
-that goes behind my back... -This is how it's going to be, is it?	1:18:13	1:18:17
Every time we argue, you bring up a stupid kiss?	1:18:17	1:18:19
..but I cannot live with a coward!	1:18:19	1:18:22
So you go and you leave this mess that you've made,	1:18:24	1:18:28
you go on that honeymoon now...	1:18:28	1:18:30
..and you go on your own.	1:18:34	1:18:36
THEY CHUCKLE	1:19:41	1:19:43
Right, lads, let's go.	1:19:43	1:19:46
Is that the time already? Oh, what a shame!	1:19:46	1:19:49
Game over.	1:20:13	1:20:14
No-one can say we didn't push it to the wire, people.	1:20:16	1:20:19
Asians running an Indian - who wants to live that cliche, eh?	1:20:20	1:20:24
Here you go.	1:20:42	1:20:43
Come on, sweetheart.	1:20:43	1:20:44
Thanks.	1:20:46	1:20:48
She wanted her daddy.	1:20:48	1:20:50
Come on, Amy.	1:20:51	1:20:53
Christian, listen to me. I've checked, all right?	1:20:53	1:20:57
I can get my hands on a couple of grand.	1:20:57	1:20:59
I tell you what - you go and play.	1:20:59	1:21:02
Yeah, go on, you go with Yasmin.	1:21:02	1:21:03
-Go in Yasmin's room and play. -Good girl.	1:21:03	1:21:05
There you go, sweetheart. In you go.	1:21:05	1:21:09
I'll see you in a minute.	1:21:09	1:21:11
All right, look, there is...	1:21:11	1:21:14
There is Amy's account and all that, but I have to give notice, so...	1:21:14	1:21:18
So the thing is...	1:21:19	1:21:22
I will lend it to them.	1:21:22	1:21:24
I know the Masoods aren't my family, but...	1:21:24	1:21:26
..you are, and...	1:21:28	1:21:29
You can't afford to be dishing out loans.	1:21:29	1:21:33
They can have it. They can have it if that's what they want.	1:21:33	1:21:36
Look, I know it's none of my business.	1:21:38	1:21:41
-I was just trying to look out for you. -I know.	1:21:41	1:21:44
I know I need to back off, so I'm going to back off, OK?	1:21:44	1:21:48
I'll back off.	1:21:48	1:21:49
-Syed's your husband now, and... -He's left me.	1:21:49	1:21:52
He's left me, Rox.	1:21:54	1:21:55
SHE SOBS	1:22:09	1:22:12
Dignity.	1:22:14	1:22:15
Dignity, please, Zainab.	1:22:18	1:22:20
Yes.	1:22:20	1:22:21
And when we get through this...	1:22:24	1:22:28
when the bailiffs are done and Syed is home from his honeymoon...	1:22:28	1:22:32
we can try and work out what went so very, very wrong here.	1:22:32	1:22:37
And you...	1:22:40	1:22:41
..you...	1:22:43	1:22:45
..you, Zainab...	1:22:46	1:22:48
you can tell us	1:22:48	1:22:49
what you've done with all the cash from the kids' savings account.	1:22:49	1:22:53
Tamwar's college fund?	1:22:55	1:22:57
KNOCK AT DOOR	1:22:58	1:23:00
Because I am sure there's a reasonable explanation...	1:23:03	1:23:06
BAILIFF: Open up.	1:23:06	1:23:08
You heard the man.	1:23:09	1:23:10
And I am sure...you wouldn't do it again, Zainab.	1:23:15	1:23:20
You wouldn't lie	1:23:22	1:23:25
behind my back AGAIN,	1:23:25	1:23:27
secrets AGAIN...	1:23:27	1:23:31
-Masood... -I mean, it hasn't even been a year, has it? -KNOCK AT DOOR	1:23:31	1:23:35
Gents...	1:23:35	1:23:36
Can we talk about this later?	1:23:36	1:23:38
It hasn't even been a year since you cheated on me!	1:23:38	1:23:42
HAS IT?	1:23:44	1:23:46
I mean, it has got to be something very important	1:23:49	1:23:52
to throw away your own kids' future.	1:23:52	1:23:55
Something vital, is it?	1:24:00	1:24:01
Or is it someone?	1:24:03	1:24:05
-I'm sorry. -Who is it, Zainab?	1:24:05	1:24:08
Me.	1:24:08	1:24:09
Me.	1:24:16	1:24:18
Thank God. Thank God.	1:24:18	1:24:21
Always at the last minute, always your phone on silent.	1:24:21	1:24:24
You see, Masood, I wasn't keeping any "secrets" from you.	1:24:24	1:24:28
And I certainly did not "take" our children's savings.	1:24:28	1:24:31
I merely entrusted them to our eldest son.	1:24:31	1:24:35
-Mum... -No, no, no.	1:24:35	1:24:36
You like that word so much, Masood? Trust?	1:24:36	1:24:38
You need to go and look it up.	1:24:38	1:24:40
So go on, tell him.	1:24:41	1:24:43
It'll all make sense. I know it will, OK. And then you can tell them.	1:24:43	1:24:46
And then they, they can leave.	1:24:46	1:24:49
It was me.	1:24:49	1:24:50
This is...	1:24:54	1:24:55
Mum, I didn't pay the mortgage.	1:24:59	1:25:02
OK. Shall we make a start in the kitchen, lads?	1:25:09	1:25:12
But there's a plan, right, Syed?	1:25:16	1:25:18
There must be a reason, right..?	1:25:18	1:25:21
I wrote that cheque.	1:25:23	1:25:24
I invested 10k in cleaning products on the back of a handshake	1:25:28	1:25:31
and I sold them at a loss.	1:25:31	1:25:32
Oh, my...	1:25:32	1:25:34
Trust?	1:25:44	1:25:46
But I'm holding my hands up, all right, Dad?	1:25:47	1:25:50
No excuses.	1:25:53	1:25:55
But I've learnt my lesson, I swear,	1:25:57	1:25:59
and if you just give me a chance, I can prove it.	1:25:59	1:26:01
We can... We can buy this place back.	1:26:01	1:26:04
You know, I can repay every penny. I can earn your respect back.	1:26:04	1:26:07
Dad, I know that the buck stops with me.	1:26:09	1:26:12
Mum, I...	1:26:19	1:26:20
Noise, Syed.	1:26:20	1:26:22
All you are making is noise,	1:26:22	1:26:24
and I cannot understand a single word you are saying to me.	1:26:24	1:26:28
Look, Dad, it's 50 quid.	1:26:31	1:26:33
Look, it's not...	1:26:36	1:26:37
It's the last of my overdraft from the cash machine.	1:26:40	1:26:43
And the euros, for the honeymoon.	1:26:45	1:26:49
Dad?	1:26:53	1:26:54
Trust?	1:27:03	1:27:05
Come on, come on. It's only money. It's only a business.	1:27:21	1:27:24
Five minutes ago you were up against the clock	1:27:24	1:27:27
and counting frozen chickens!	1:27:27	1:27:28
Five minutes ago I didn't know your son was a bigger idiot than me,	1:27:28	1:27:33
and the divine Zainab blown the family fortunes and fibbed about it.	1:27:33	1:27:36
She didn't tell me!	1:27:36	1:27:37
So, so serious!	1:27:37	1:27:41
It's like snakes and ladders with you, Mas.	1:27:41	1:27:46
So you've slid down all the snakes, the dice is under the sofa.	1:27:46	1:27:51
So you lost this one. No biggie. No-one died, did they?	1:27:51	1:27:54
Uh?	1:27:54	1:27:56
Ah!	1:27:57	1:27:59
I knew he'd be like this.	1:28:04	1:28:06
I knew he would react like this.	1:28:06	1:28:07
What did you expect, Syed? A pat on the back?	1:28:07	1:28:10
You were supposed to be helping us.	1:28:10	1:28:13
-Well, he's royally screwed us over now, Mum. -No!	1:28:13	1:28:16
No, I did not default on the mortgage payments	1:28:16	1:28:19
in the first place, Tamwar. You did.	1:28:19	1:28:20
I did not run this restaurant into the ground, did I?	1:28:20	1:28:23
Did I?	1:28:23	1:28:24
You know, this is my wedding day.	1:28:26	1:28:28
What a farce.	1:28:30	1:28:31
Ma, we both know why you didn't ask Dad to try and fix help this...	1:28:35	1:28:40
Don't you dare twist this round on Dad!	1:28:40	1:28:41
Oh, no. It's not Dad. It's never our precious father.	1:28:41	1:28:44
Do you hear him having a go at you about the mess	1:28:44	1:28:46
you left the restaurant in before I even got here?	1:28:46	1:28:49
Nothing. Not one word.	1:28:49	1:28:52
Because he's different with you, Tam.	1:28:52	1:28:55
Yeah, he is. Because he gets you. Because he wants to know you.	1:28:55	1:28:58
I mean, do you know how many times he's...?	1:28:58	1:29:01
He doesn't even like me, Mum.	1:29:08	1:29:10
Syed...	1:29:10	1:29:11
It's OK. It's OK.	1:29:14	1:29:16
I'm so sorry.	1:29:17	1:29:20
I know. I know.	1:29:20	1:29:23
The bailiff van ain't gone yet, though, has it?	1:29:29	1:29:31
So I thought, you know, maybe here would be better.	1:29:31	1:29:34
I can always take him back to the B&B	1:29:34	1:29:36
if you need to have a little discuss, you know.	1:29:36	1:29:38
It's not a problem, cos I love kids, you know.	1:29:38	1:29:41
Bless Rakil.	1:29:43	1:29:44
-Kamil. -Kamil, yeah.	1:29:44	1:29:46
And all his little questions, questions, questions.	1:29:46	1:29:49
Too many questions.	1:29:49	1:29:51
So you didn't raise the cash then, no?	1:29:51	1:29:55
The bailiffs are going to take everything you got?	1:29:56	1:29:58
Tough call, Masood. Tough call.	1:29:58	1:30:00
Hey, mate of mine - one minute she's getting her teeth whitened	1:30:02	1:30:05
and a Christmas mini-break to Tenerife. Lost her job.	1:30:05	1:30:07
Next minute, I couldn't believe it, she's on antidepressants	1:30:07	1:30:11
a key to a bedsit, acne breaking out, roots showing...	1:30:11	1:30:13
Thank you for bringing Kamil home.	1:30:13	1:30:15
It's OK.	1:30:15	1:30:17
Now that is the face of a woman on the edge.	1:30:17	1:30:21
I really don't think that is any of your business...	1:30:22	1:30:24
No, no. Listen, I can always put the kettle for you, you know.	1:30:24	1:30:27
Cos I know you two probably need	1:30:27	1:30:29
to sit down and talk through the trauma.	1:30:29	1:30:31
I'm glad you're here.	1:30:31	1:30:32
Yeah?	1:30:32	1:30:33
Save me packing a suitcase.	1:30:33	1:30:35
I really don't think you should overreact like this, Masood.	1:30:39	1:30:43
You know, you can put on your own kettle, yeah?	1:30:48	1:30:50
Sorry.	1:30:50	1:30:52
I want you out.	1:30:56	1:30:59
Ssh!	1:31:09	1:31:10
Do not speak a word of all this.	1:31:20	1:31:22
-Fat Boy! -All right. -Ain't you got a grown-up name I can use?	1:31:25	1:31:27
All right, I promise I won't speak a word of it, all right?	1:31:27	1:31:30
-All right. -OK.	1:31:30	1:31:31
-All right. -All right.	1:31:32	1:31:33
DOOR OPENS	1:31:33	1:31:35
-Back door. -What?	1:31:35	1:31:36
The back door.	1:31:36	1:31:38
Let's just tell her.	1:31:38	1:31:39
Just go!	1:31:39	1:31:40
Listen, you feeling better? You're definitely looking better, baby.	1:31:40	1:31:43
So come here. Just call me the Love Doctor, yeah?	1:31:43	1:31:46
-Too much? -Get lost. -All right, cool.	1:31:46	1:31:48
Dee!	1:31:49	1:31:50
Oh, my days.	1:31:52	1:31:55
Why's your top on inside out?	1:31:55	1:31:58
Girl, you will not believe what just happened.	1:32:00	1:32:03
And she's like, "You stupid, stupid boy," and she's hitting him	1:32:36	1:32:39
and he's cowering, and I'm thinking,	1:32:39	1:32:41
"You know what? You need to fight back, kid,"	1:32:41	1:32:43
cos Tam ain't stupid, you know, and 12,000 quid?	1:32:43	1:32:45
That's a hell of a lot of money.	1:32:45	1:32:47
You don't lose that money down the back of a drawer, do you? No.	1:32:47	1:32:50
So then Mas, he's all sprawled out on the floor,	1:32:50	1:32:52
so I dashed some water on him.	1:32:52	1:32:53
Kim.	1:32:53	1:32:55
All right, I didn't, but I should have done, though.	1:32:55	1:32:57
Because he's sitting in the chair with his head in his hands	1:32:57	1:33:00
and I'm thinking, "Any minute now, he's going to have a heart attack	1:33:00	1:33:03
"and I'll have to give him mouth to mouth."	1:33:03	1:33:05
What is wrong with just being honest?	1:33:05	1:33:07
That's what he's trying to do, Masood.	1:33:07	1:33:09
You have cleaned us out, Syed!	1:33:09	1:33:11
And, once again, your mother has thrown all sanity,	1:33:14	1:33:18
all sanity out of the window!	1:33:18	1:33:20
From the moment you were born, you have been a wedge between us...	1:33:26	1:33:30
-Masood! -And I don't even blame you. I don't.	1:33:30	1:33:32
You were just a whiney, obnoxious child, full of your own self-worth.	1:33:32	1:33:37
Well, say what you think, Dad.	1:33:37	1:33:38
When did it ever matter what I think?	1:33:38	1:33:41
You have driven us to the breadline	1:33:41	1:33:43
and she has backed you all the way!	1:33:43	1:33:45
I don't even understand what it is about you!	1:33:48	1:33:50
Why you? Why?	1:33:52	1:33:53
Why him, Zainab? Of all our children.	1:33:53	1:33:56
Why didn't you talk to ME?	1:33:59	1:34:01
Why didn't you ask me?	1:34:03	1:34:04
What, am I not intelligent enough	1:34:07	1:34:09
to understand your next hare-brained, half-baked scheme?	1:34:09	1:34:12
-Because I didn't know! -Because you didn't know!	1:34:12	1:34:15
Right.	1:34:15	1:34:17
Why put blind faith in the least capable?	1:34:19	1:34:21
Do you know why I did all this, Dad?	1:34:21	1:34:23
For years I have tried to work it out, Syed.	1:34:23	1:34:25
Do you know why I did all this..?	1:34:25	1:34:26
From the moment you were born, you wedged yourself in that bed	1:34:26	1:34:29
between us, and then kicked me in the back!	1:34:29	1:34:32
Because I want to be a success!	1:34:32	1:34:35
Because I wanted to make you proud, you blind old man!	1:34:35	1:34:39
Well, get out!	1:34:39	1:34:40
Get out!	1:34:42	1:34:44
You get out from ruining my marriage	1:34:47	1:34:49
and go and make your own husband miserable!	1:34:49	1:34:52
What?	1:35:00	1:35:02
What are you doing?	1:35:03	1:35:05
I have had enough.	1:35:05	1:35:07
Someone has to put a stop to it.	1:35:09	1:35:11
Dancing his stupid dance.	1:35:11	1:35:13
Watching Syed play you...	1:35:13	1:35:15
I have had enough.	1:35:20	1:35:21
Kim. Who was leaving with the suitcase? Masood or Zainab?	1:35:25	1:35:30
Kim!	1:35:30	1:35:31
Was Mas packing a suitcase for him or for Zainab?	1:35:31	1:35:34
Denise. I do not know that.	1:35:34	1:35:36
And it's not really our business though, is it?	1:35:36	1:35:38
Yay, it's time to parteeeee! Tam, I've got your speech, bro.	1:35:40	1:35:44
Where's the cake? Where's the happy couple?	1:35:44	1:35:46
And why are those blokes outside?	1:35:46	1:35:48
Hey. Excuse, me. Hey.	1:35:49	1:35:51
Oi, you don't drink. That is not Muslim.	1:35:51	1:35:53
Bailiffs. Outside. Tea break.	1:35:55	1:35:57
It's a parallel universe.	1:35:59	1:36:01
Ah!	1:36:06	1:36:07
It's a sarong.	1:36:09	1:36:10
Oh, yes, it is. Louder.	1:36:10	1:36:13
It's a sarong.	1:36:13	1:36:15
Yes, it is.	1:36:15	1:36:16
Does Victoria Beckham know, huh, that you've actually	1:36:16	1:36:19
been raiding her husband's 1998 summer wardrobe?	1:36:19	1:36:21
Christian, please.	1:36:21	1:36:25
Put it on. Put it on.	1:36:25	1:36:27
Men can wear skirts, you know.	1:36:27	1:36:29
Yeah. Bet you got a pair of matching sandals in here somewhere,	1:36:29	1:36:31
ain't you?	1:36:31	1:36:33
Oh, yes.	1:36:33	1:36:34
It's a very practical item, actually.	1:36:34	1:36:36
Did you get Syed one, as well?	1:36:36	1:36:37
I bet you got him one different colour, same pattern. Bet you.	1:36:37	1:36:41
Christian!	1:36:41	1:36:42
Wow! You are a closet	1:36:46	1:36:48
"matching-jumper-wearing heterosexual man", Christian Clarke.	1:36:48	1:36:52
Clarke-Masood. I was thinking double-barrelled.	1:36:54	1:36:57
It's pretentious anyway.	1:36:59	1:37:01
Very.	1:37:01	1:37:03
We need ice cream.	1:37:03	1:37:05
Three tubs. I'll go to the shop, you get the spoons, OK?	1:37:05	1:37:09
I am not enough, am I?	1:37:26	1:37:29
There is just not enough of me!	1:37:31	1:37:34
I'm all right if there's a Syed add-on to take all the devotion.	1:37:37	1:37:40
Someone larger than life and twice as mental as Yusef.	1:37:40	1:37:44
But a postman?	1:37:46	1:37:48
A teaching assistant?	1:37:48	1:37:50
An easy life? No.	1:37:50	1:37:52
You want a knight in shining armour. I do know...	1:37:52	1:37:56
I know exactly why you favour Syed.	1:37:56	1:37:58
You are both aspirational snobs.	1:38:00	1:38:04
For all your moral indignation, you are a liar!	1:38:06	1:38:11
And you and Syed are two of a kind	1:38:14	1:38:17
and I do not trust you.	1:38:17	1:38:20
You don't trust me?	1:38:21	1:38:23
So Jane - she was a figment of my imagination, yeah?	1:38:24	1:38:28
-You know, we have both made mistakes, Masood... -Yeah.	1:38:29	1:38:34
Oh, yeah.	1:38:34	1:38:36
And I have tried.	1:38:36	1:38:38
I have tried so hard.	1:38:40	1:38:42
I've tried to be better, I have tried to be bigger.	1:38:42	1:38:46
Get over it, for the sake of our other three children,	1:38:46	1:38:49
for the sake of that little boy upstairs	1:38:49	1:38:50
who you messed around for almost a year until he didn't know	1:38:50	1:38:54
where he lived or who to call Daddy.	1:38:54	1:38:57
Yeah.	1:39:01	1:39:02
Keep my mouth shut.	1:39:03	1:39:05
Stick it out. Us together.	1:39:05	1:39:07
For the sake of Kamil.	1:39:09	1:39:10
At least until he's 18, because surely after all that	1:39:11	1:39:16
I will rate somewhere.	1:39:16	1:39:18
Surely somewhere in there,	1:39:22	1:39:25
there will be some level of respect.	1:39:25	1:39:29
For me, Zainab.	1:39:33	1:39:34
For me.	1:39:40	1:39:41
Where?	1:39:47	1:39:48
LULLABY PLAYS IN BACKGROUND	1:39:50	1:39:53
Sweet dreams.	1:40:00	1:40:01
I did it.	1:40:15	1:40:17
I said it. I told them everything.	1:40:19	1:40:20
I'm sorry.	1:40:25	1:40:27
Dad hates me.	1:40:32	1:40:34
They were never going to be laughing about it, Sy.	1:40:35	1:40:37
Come here.	1:40:41	1:40:43
Come on.	1:40:43	1:40:45
Come on.	1:40:45	1:40:46
I am too old to keep blaming them.	1:40:50	1:40:53
Ssh.	1:40:53	1:40:54
I'm a liar.	1:40:57	1:40:58
He said I was a liar.	1:41:00	1:41:02
A cheat. Making excuses, he said.	1:41:04	1:41:07
Getting in between them.	1:41:09	1:41:11
In their way.	1:41:13	1:41:15
All that work you put in and I just ruin it.	1:41:20	1:41:22
Who'd want to get landed, eh?	1:41:26	1:41:28
Hey.	1:41:28	1:41:30
I do.	1:41:30	1:41:32
I do.	1:41:34	1:41:36
I don't know what to do now.	1:41:43	1:41:45
Sy, your parents will be all right.	1:41:46	1:41:49
They always are.	1:41:49	1:41:50
But they're not the only ones landed in it now, are they?	1:41:50	1:41:54
Hmm?	1:41:54	1:41:56
Time to stop thinking about yourself, handsome.	1:41:57	1:42:00
Where has being good ever got me?	1:42:06	1:42:08
No. The question is,	1:42:09	1:42:12
is that if you go bad, where you going to go next?	1:42:12	1:42:15
Straight down them Jahannam gates, bruv.	1:42:17	1:42:20
Yeah, yeah. That's right, I can speak Muslim.	1:42:20	1:42:22
I done a week in RE in Year 8, bruv.	1:42:22	1:42:26
Lightweight.	1:42:26	1:42:27
I lied.	1:42:30	1:42:31
It's a family tradition.	1:42:31	1:42:32
I don't like being second best!	1:42:32	1:42:35
I mean, of course I compare birthday presents.	1:42:35	1:42:38
What, did she think I wouldn't notice	1:42:38	1:42:40
when Syed got a mountain bike, I got a fountain pen?	1:42:40	1:42:43
I don't like being an after-thought.	1:42:44	1:42:46
I don't like picking up the pieces and holding the fort.	1:42:46	1:42:49
I'm not even my own wife's favourite. Do you know how that feels?	1:42:52	1:42:55
You'll change your mind when the dust has settled, won't you?	1:42:57	1:43:00
Maybe I could take on some extra shifts.	1:43:04	1:43:06
Perhaps this is a blessing in disguise, Masood, you know?	1:43:11	1:43:15
Everything out in the open.	1:43:16	1:43:19
Maybe taking on the Argee Bhajee wasn't such a good idea.	1:43:21	1:43:25
I mean, the recession isn't just a word on the news, is it?	1:43:25	1:43:29
We knew full well that the restaurant was in trouble	1:43:31	1:43:34
even before we missed a couple of the mortgage repayments, and...	1:43:34	1:43:38
Masood, look. See?	1:43:52	1:43:55
This could mean a new start, you know.	1:43:55	1:44:00
We could turn things round with this.	1:44:00	1:44:04
The family can pull together.	1:44:04	1:44:06
And with our new son-in-law,	1:44:06	1:44:08
things could be better tomorrow.	1:44:08	1:44:11
We're a family, Masood, OK?	1:44:16	1:44:20
We're a family, and that means that we are bound together	1:44:20	1:44:23
and I don't mean with bills or direct debits or debt.	1:44:23	1:44:29
How can I leave?	1:44:33	1:44:35
So much history, so much effort. How can I leave?	1:44:38	1:44:41
You don't want to do this to Kamil, do you,	1:44:45	1:44:48
huh?	1:44:48	1:44:49
No, see. I don't. I don't.	1:44:51	1:44:55
So, tomorrow...	1:44:58	1:45:00
Tomorrow, after you've patched things up with Syed, you know...	1:45:00	1:45:04
..maybe things can be back to normal again, can't they?	1:45:06	1:45:10
I'll make a plan. I will do a budget. I will...	1:45:14	1:45:18
I don't work very well without you.	1:45:24	1:45:27
Masood...	1:45:30	1:45:32
Together.	1:45:40	1:45:42
Tomorrow.	1:45:42	1:45:43
We will be OK, won't we, huh?	1:45:44	1:45:47
No.	1:45:52	1:45:54
Yes, yes.	1:46:00	1:46:02
Oh, here's to the happy couple.	1:46:04	1:46:06
Yeah, yeah, cake's in the van, mate.	1:46:06	1:46:08
Yeah, and I've eaten your canapes.	1:46:08	1:46:11
I thought about what you said.	1:46:16	1:46:18
Good. He said you would...	1:46:18	1:46:21
and I...	1:46:21	1:46:23
Congratulations. I didn't get to say anything earlier.	1:46:25	1:46:28
Well, I just hope you two are happy.	1:46:31	1:46:34
I mean, this is my brother so it's not likely.	1:46:34	1:46:37
Just don't give him any money. Don't give him any responsibility	1:46:37	1:46:40
and if he really hacks you off...	1:46:40	1:46:42
Ah!	1:46:42	1:46:43
Say it.	1:46:47	1:46:48
-Say it! -I'm an idiot! I'm a stupid ugly idiot!	1:46:49	1:46:52
I mean, it doesn't make a difference but it makes you feel a lot better.	1:46:57	1:47:01
They're getting it on.	1:47:03	1:47:05
They are most probably getting it on right now.	1:47:05	1:47:07
You know, the best bit of falling out is making up.	1:47:08	1:47:11
They've had the bailiffs in, Kim,	1:47:11	1:47:14
they haven't had an argument over the cushion covers.	1:47:14	1:47:17
Well, not everybody's a celibate nun, Denise.	1:47:17	1:47:20
Come on, bruv, I mean where's your sense of romance?	1:47:20	1:47:23
I am on a schedule.	1:47:23	1:47:25
You only get one wedding day.	1:47:25	1:47:27
Or two. Three. Four max, you know.	1:47:27	1:47:30
-Come on, please. -Five minutes, the power goes.	1:47:34	1:47:37
You are a good man. You know what,	1:47:37	1:47:40
five minutes. Hey, we have light!	1:47:40	1:47:43
Five minutes, that's all I need, man. Sounds good to me.	1:47:43	1:47:46
Here we go, here we go.	1:47:46	1:47:47
MUSIC: "Let There be Love" by Nat King Cole	1:47:47	1:47:50
And can I just ask our happy couple on their very special day,	1:47:50	1:47:55
and I know it's late, but late is better than never,	1:47:55	1:47:58
to please take the dance floor.	1:47:58	1:48:01
Weird place, Walford.	1:48:18	1:48:20
# Let there be you	1:48:20	1:48:22
# Let there be me	1:48:24	1:48:26
# Let there be oysters	1:48:26	1:48:29
You dancing?	1:48:29	1:48:30
You asking?	1:48:30	1:48:32
I'm asking.	1:48:32	1:48:34
Then I'm...	1:48:34	1:48:35
Oh, what a shame! The power, the power's gone.	1:48:35	1:48:38
You know what, if you grab your jackets and your coats,	1:48:38	1:48:41
and, you know, and make your way out.	1:48:41	1:48:45
Bad luck, bruv. Sorry.	1:48:45	1:48:46
-They're fine. -That's what I said.	1:48:48	1:48:50
Yeah, they'll be fine.	1:48:50	1:48:52
Yeah, course they will.	1:48:52	1:48:53
I mean, it's like a once every six months thing.	1:48:53	1:48:55
This is up there.	1:48:55	1:48:57
Basically, once every six months there's a big argument,	1:48:57	1:48:59
Dad gets hacked off, there's some door slamming, some shouting,	1:48:59	1:49:03
then Mum makes his favourite curry	1:49:03	1:49:04
and Dad goes back to doing what he's told.	1:49:04	1:49:06
CHEERING	1:49:20	1:49:25
-Good luck. -Take care.	1:49:29	1:49:30
Well, who's up for the pub?	1:49:39	1:49:42
Suppose it ain't too early.	1:49:42	1:49:44
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm good to go anytime.	1:49:44	1:49:48
There you go.	1:49:48	1:49:50
Thanks.	1:49:50	1:49:51
You know what, I'm spoken for,	1:49:51	1:49:53
but if I wasn't, you would have some serious competition.	1:49:53	1:49:58
Mum? Dad? They're all going to the pub for the wedding.	1:50:40	1:50:44
Remember that?	1:50:46	1:50:48
There was a wedding today.	1:50:48	1:50:49
Syed reckons he can get the money back after the honeymoon.	1:50:52	1:50:55
OK.	1:50:57	1:50:58
If you two want to go together,	1:51:02	1:51:05
I don't mind looking after Kamil.	1:51:05	1:51:06
Mum?	1:51:09	1:51:10
Where's Mum?	1:51:30	1:51:32
She's gone.	1:51:48	1:51:50
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