24/07/2011 EastEnders Omnibus


24/07/2011

There are fireworks aplenty when Janine throws a millionaire's party for the Square's residents with a surprise for Ricky. Greg and Lauren make a shocking discovery about Tanya.


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You all right?

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Yeah.

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-Hi. So, will I be seeing you tonight at R&R?

-Yeah, we'll be there.

-Great.

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Who does she think she is?

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-Pat, where you going?

-To have a word with Princess Janine.

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Pat, don't start anything!

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What, me?

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Pat...

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Just getting into the party spirit.

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-Must have cost a bit.

-It's hired.

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I'm surprised you ain't cancelled that party. Seeing nobody's coming.

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Oh, they'll come. You don't want to miss out on all the fun, do you?

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We don't need your sort of fun. Had enough to last a lifetime.

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-Ricky could do with a good party, couldn't you?

-We're staying in tonight. With cake.

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For the kids. We all went to see Bianca yesterday for her birthday.

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-I didn't know.

-Didn't think you'd be interested. You ain't been concerned about your family lately.

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You don't know what I've got in store for you.

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If it's anything like what you had in store for Lydia, I don't want to know.

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-I loved my grandma.

-Oh, yeah? Is that why you helped her on her way?

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You don't believe that?

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My Granny Lydia was the only person that really understood me, you know.

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-Who knew me. And accepted me for what I was.

-What about me?

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-Don't let her suck you in.

-I'm talking to my brother!

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It's all right, Pat. Just leave it.

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Come on, Ricky. You don't believe that, do you?

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Come on, Ricky.

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You're all I've got left.

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I suppose innocent till proven guilty.

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So...come to the party tonight

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and I will show you what the real Janine is made of.

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I dunno. I might.

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Nice bit of bling.

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-D'you fancy a ride?

-Yeah! Thank you! Wooo!

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Come at nine. You won't regret it.

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Oh, what a racket. I can feel one of my migraines coming on.

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You know, that girl, she went off the proverbial rails, so to speak, long ago.

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I've never known pound notes bring people the happiness they think they will.

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Still, she didn't have a very good home life, you know.

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Mrs B, that ain't no excuse for knocking off your grandma.

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-I think you're going soft.

-I ain't making excuses.

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But you know me...

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I don't cast aspersions.

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I mean, we don't know one way or the other, do we?

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But what I do know is that people need a little kindness and mercy...

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Will it ever go away?

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I wouldn't be telling the truth if I said it would.

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And I don't tell lies.

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Whitney and Lauren keep saying I'll get over her.

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You don't get over emotional upheavals that easily.

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But I've found that it does help if you try to weave...

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well, there's a poem what always helps me.

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Joy and grief are woven fine, a clothing for the soul divine.

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Yeah, but I don't want to forget her, Mrs B.

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Of course you don't. She's your lawful wedded wife and you love her.

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You've got to grieve.

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Well, think that's fixed it, you know. Safe to sit on now.

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Thank you ever so much, Arthur.

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It's OK. Was nothing.

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Weren't nothing to me. I've had this set of chairs for 30 years.

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-You better get off home.

-Yeah. Haven't got much of a home left now.

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Don't suppose you have.

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It's people what make the home, isn't it?

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Not the bricks and mortar.

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What did you have for lunch?

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Same as usual.

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Must have been the sight of Janine in the car.

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Greg's dreams might've come true?

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No. I'm not.

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-You sure?

-I'm not.

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DOOR SLAMS

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Honey, I'm home.

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Hello, darling, you all right?

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Ta-da!

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No, no, no, Pat. It's all right.

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So...you didn't find anything then?

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Two ads in the paper. Table dancers.

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You on a table!

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-Something'll turn up, darling.

-I think I might have to go back to Dubai.

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There's no jobs here, Pat!

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The kids can't cope again without their mum and their dad.

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Carol can help out with the kids, can't she?

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Here I come, here I come, here I come!

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-Impressive.

-Just getting into my stride. Just getting into my stride.

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What are you trying prove with all this?

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-You're getting your hire money, what's the problem?

-I ain't got a problem.

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I ain't got ten ton of feathers and 20 crates of cava to get through on me own, have I?

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Well, worst case happens...

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she's got me to help her out, innit.

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Least you got one friend, Janine.

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Look, don't worry. They'll be queuing up round the block.

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Trust me. Look, they ain't gonna know what hit 'em.

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And your party is gonna go down in Walford's history!

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History...history...history...

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history...

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Can't stomach it.

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Why don't you just admit it was you?

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I didn't have a choice.

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Why don't you just pop round the corner then, eh? Join the Old Bill?

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You might as well.

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Oh, no, sorry, sorry you can't, can you?

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Cos you've got a criminal record!

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I thought I was doing it for her best.

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What, being grassed up by her own nan?

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Carted off back to that home?

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-Cos she likes it there, don't she? That's why she ran away.

-All kids run away.

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Not if they're happy, they don't!

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Happy? How can she be happy here with us in a squat?

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-I love her, all right?

-You love her? You love her? You don't even know her.

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She drove a motor through Beale's chippy window, that's enough to make anyone love her.

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-She's got you wrapped round, hasn't she?

-What's the matter, Ju?

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-Lola giving you a little run for your money, is she?

-Like I'm jealous of a 15-year-old.

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-You all right, Fats?

-Yeah...

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-I passed!

-Did you?!

-Yeah!

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-Did you?! That's amazing!

-What? What did you pass?

-Her theory test.

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-Maybe you should retake yours.

-Give me a break, Mr Chip shop.

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Maybe you could learn how to use 'em.

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Do you know what, it makes me feel sick, what she did to her grandmother.

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-I dunno. Did you ever meet Lydia?

-You're a happy bunch, aren't you?

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Aren't you in the party spirit?

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Oh, well, never mind. I'll just have to take my car and go into the West End.

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-Bye.

-Just such a shame to waste these, though.

-What?

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-Two tickets to Las Vegas.

-Really?

-I'm going to be raffling them tonight.

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Accommodation at a top casino. Pool. Burlesque dancers.

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There's even talk that Tom Jones is going to be performing.

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-Sunshine all day and party all night.

-How much are these raffle tickets?

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What are you getting her involved in now?

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I'm raffling tickets to Las Vegas, Pat. You should buy one.

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I can just see you there. In the Palms with all your ruffles and feathers.

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What are you playing at, Janine?

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Nothing. But if you don't fancy it you know, there's loads of other fabulous prizes for everybody.

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What about you, Fats? You up for a free drink, party all night?

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Yeah, you know what, Whit, I'm not really feeling it, you know.

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Fats!

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You're getting old before your time.

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Don't be so rude. Mind your manners, Lauren.

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Mind you, I think these young girls

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in their youthful wisdom might be right.

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Well, maybe.

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I'm sharing my luck, Pat.

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Like you told me to.

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You should buy one for Ricky.

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If you get him there tonight, I know that he's going to win something very special.

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Ricky lent you money for Lydia's funeral. He shouldn't have to buy a ticket off of you to get something.

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HONKING Everybody! The prizes will all be revealed tonight.

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CHEERING

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Roll up. Roll up. The raffle ladies are here.

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Here, Kim, Kim. How much is it for a ticket?

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You're not going to be able to hide it for long.

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Why don't you want to tell him?

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Cos I feel better now, don't I?

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Look, Greg wants a baby so much, I just don't want to get his hopes up, not till I know for sure.

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You better find out then.

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I will.

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When?

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It's natural to be nervous, innit?

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-I hate being pregnant.

-It's not like you got to go through it alone.

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-Not with wonder Greg.

-Didn't think you had much time for him.

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-I wouldn't say no.

-You wouldn't say no to any bloke.

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I would him.

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-Sorry I'm late.

-You have still got a phone then?

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Yeah, sorry. Just been a crazy day.

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Sorting out Fatboy's kamikaze work ethic. Do you want another?

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Roll up, roll up for the hottest party in town tonight.

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Yes, here in Walford.

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All the free bubbly you can get down your neck. Tunes.

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These sexy ladies shaking their booties. Guaranteed prizes.

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And of course...

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..Moi! So! Who's going to be the first, eh?

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Come to get a raffle ticket, have you?

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What's all this in aid of, Janine?

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I'm entitled to enjoy myself, aren't I?

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Why don't you have a little drink and enjoy it too?

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While your brother's at home at his wits end wondering how he's going to pay his bills?

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-Your bills.

-It's for his family.

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So what, am I expected to pay for Ricky's kids now?

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Families look after each other.

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Just like we've always looked after you.

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How do you know what I'm going to do?

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I haven't even got all the money yet.

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It's still in probate.

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So why are you wasting it all on cars and on parties?

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Come on, wouldn't you? If you were my age.

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If you had one ounce of feeling you'd be with your brother right now making plans for his future.

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And just drop everything, shall I?

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Just cancel the party. Let all this go to waste and trot on over to yours because you said so?

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Why would you rather be in a room full of people you've conned

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with some raffle ticket scam than with your own brother?

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How do you even know it's a scam?

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You are so stuck in a groove, Pat.

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But I'm not. Because I am young, and I am rich and I'm enjoying it.

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And there's nothing you can do about it.

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But if you want Ricky to benefit then use your influence to get him here.

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Then what? You going to have a personality transplant and share your millions with him?

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Ricky!

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So could you come over? Yes...that's great.

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I'll see you there. Thanks, bye.

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-Taking her to a party for free booze ain't going to do much for her.

-She's gotta learn to be strong.

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If she never goes out she's never going to meet anyone, is she?

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She never meets anyone, we're gonna be stuck with her even longer.

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Look, she needs our support. She's lonely.

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-You are coming out with us tonight.

-I got this for you. Go upstairs and pee.

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I'm not gonna do it now, am I?

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Do it when you're ready.

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Here we go.

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-No, not that one. I ain't sorted it yet.

-Well, sort it then.

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I can't show the social Lola's room with all this messing it up, can I?

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Come on, Julie.

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You, me, Lola, it's our family, innit?

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-Yeah, well, I like you and me.

-It ain't going to take away from you and me.

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You're going spend all your time making sure she doesn't get into trouble.

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What, like I did with you?

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Come on. Look, it's just tat.

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You gave me that.

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Yeah, I...I know.

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I'll get you a better one.

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-Forget it. Let's go and have a drink.

-No, no, I wanna finish the room.

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All right then. I'll go to the club on my own, shall I?

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-We'll just do this and I'll go up there with you in a bit.

-I'll see you at the party then.

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Roll up, roll up!

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Tonight's the night!

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Get your groove on.

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Come on, Vanessa, let down your hair!

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-Didn't expect to see you here.

-Neither did I. You go on ahead, I'll catch you up.

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-Max not fancy it then?

-He'll be along in a bit.

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Stuck dealing with some fussy customer who doesn't understand what out of hours means.

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If you're thinking about going on another binge, you ain't coming anywhere near our house.

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Don't worry. I wouldn't give you the satisfaction.

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Wooo!

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Here she comes. Let's hear it for Janice!

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It's overkill. We've already seen it.

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-Can we go in now?

-Looks like the entertainment's started already.

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-I am so sorry to keep you all waiting.

-Let us in then.

-OK, fine.

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Greetings, my fellow Walfordonions.

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I am so grateful to be able to give something back, you know,

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to the place I grew up.

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And to all of you beautiful people in it.

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Let's party!

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Yeah, party!

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I hope she's not a one bottle wonder.

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Let's find that guy, find that girl.

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Let's move tonight! Yeah! Loving your look, loving your look.

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Come on in, let's get on the dance floor! Get on the dance floor.

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Party, party, party!

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Party!

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-How you doing? Yeah!

-Dunno about Vegas - looks more like a knocking shop in here, ain't it?

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That's why she let you in here. Complete the picture.

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Reckon you'd fit in better.

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-And you'd know, would you?

-Didn't till I saw you.

-I'm just here to add the class.

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There's more in that glass of cava.

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-I wouldn't know.

-You wanna dance?

-Yeah.

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Come on, you two.

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Up on your feet, up on your feet.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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No, no, no... Max!

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Yes! Get moving, get moving!

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Not drinking? Not like you.

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Thought you were never going to come.

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Well, here I am.

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I think I might be pregnant.

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Whose is it?

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It shouldn't be anyone's. I've been on the pill.

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-Devious little cow.

-But I'm late.

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I'm late. And I've been ill.

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Been sick ill. Like I was with Abs.

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Greg obviously don't know you're on the pill, does he?

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It's not funny.

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Am I laughing?

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Couldn't just stay away, could they? We shouldn't have got a doorman, we should have got pest control.

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Kim's moves never fail.

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You want a line?

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We've done it!

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-We're pregnant! We're pregnant!

-Congratulations, maybe, then.

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We're gonna go and do a test. You'll be all right if we go?

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Course I am. Can look after myself. Good luck.

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One, two, three!

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You never stop trying, do you?

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You look like you need it. What's the matter?

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Your knight not so shining any more?

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-Have you nicked my drink?

-Why would I do that? It's free, you muppet.

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-Watch it! You're making me spill my drink.

-What do you think you're doing?

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-I fancied a night out.

-How did you get past the bouncer?

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-Cost yer.

-You can't stay here.

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What you gonna do, eh? Gonna grass me up to the Old Bill again, are you?

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-Well, not on my turf. Get yourself in there and sort yourselves out.

-Watch it, oi!

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-Is it prize time yet? I'm feeling really lucky.

-Well, good things come to those who wait.

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But this is too long, man.

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I'll be too mashed to find out what I've won.

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I didn't want you to end up like me, Lola. I wanted you to learn the consequences of your actions.

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That's why I called them. I panicked. It's no fun having a tag or a curfew.

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Getting that itch to nick just for the dirty, petty thrill of it all.

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-What did you nick?

-Nothing as big as a car.

-Billy's done some pretty good stuff, though, ain't he?

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Yeah, and he's had a tough life. He hasn't always kept it together.

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-He's wicked.

-You say that now but you live with someone day in day out...

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What? Living together?

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Yes. That's what we're trying to sort out.

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Me and Pops is gonna have a right laugh.

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Billy's kids ain't with him, Lola, because he couldn't cope with it.

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-His life's a lot better now I'm in it.

-Be even better now he's got me.

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She keeps leaving me messages.

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-Saying she's got something for me.

-Delete 'em.

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She's my sister, Pat.

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-I'm surprised you can still call her that.

-I'm going to go down there.

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So she can use you as part of some twisted game she's playing?

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She ain't all bad. You ain't perfect.

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You can't leave Carol sitting with the kids.

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She'll be all right. They're asleep.

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-Unless you want to go back?

-No, I haven't finished me drink yet.

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-I thought you was never going to get here!

-Came as quick as I could.

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As much as I like you, Rainie, it ain't free.

0:22:100:22:14

What is your problem?!

0:22:140:22:15

Have a bit?

0:22:150:22:17

Have a bit?! If I find you or your drugs in here again,

0:22:170:22:23

you'll be having a bit with the Walford Old Bill. Now, get out.

0:22:230:22:26

-Go on then. Do it.

-I can't.

0:22:300:22:35

-I can't look.

-Come on, give it here. Go on. I can do it.

0:22:350:22:38

Darling, I'm so sorry.

0:22:500:22:52

Thought he could flog gear in the club. Do what you like with him.

0:22:570:23:01

We did it. Thanks, Shirley.

0:23:030:23:07

I did it for Phil's club. Not for you.

0:23:070:23:10

He smelt you a mile off, didn't he?

0:23:100:23:13

Don't you dare show your skanky face round here again, or you won't have one left.

0:23:130:23:17

You got it?

0:23:170:23:18

-All right?

-Yeah.

0:23:350:23:37

Well, I hope you're going to give it a lick of paint first.

0:23:370:23:43

Ladies! Ladies! Gather round.

0:23:470:23:52

Where you going? Don't you want to see who's won?

0:23:520:23:54

Nah, I'm going. Good luck, babe.

0:23:540:23:57

Have you all got your tickets ready?

0:24:070:24:10

-Yeah!

-Is everybody excited?!

-Yeah!

0:24:100:24:14

OK, let's get this show on the road.

0:24:140:24:16

First ticket is pink number 4! Pink number 4?

0:24:160:24:21

It's me, it's me!

0:24:210:24:22

Congratulations! You win the runners-up prize.

0:24:250:24:27

That is the number for the best escort agency in the whole of Walford.

0:24:270:24:31

LAUGHTER

0:24:310:24:32

-Advertising your new business, are you?

-Hardly.

0:24:320:24:36

This is a green ticket. And the number - 51!

0:24:390:24:43

51, 51!

0:24:430:24:46

Brilliant. A hundred pounds.

0:24:480:24:50

Let's have a look. It's another pink ticket, everybody.

0:24:530:24:56

Lauren. Come on.

0:25:140:25:16

-Come on, your dad's going to be wondering where you are.

-Let him.

0:25:180:25:24

Now we're going to find out

0:25:390:25:40

who has got the winning ticket for this wonderful once in a lifetime trip.

0:25:400:25:45

Viva Las Vegas!

0:25:450:25:47

OK. It's green. And the number is 100.

0:25:490:25:52

Anybody?

0:25:530:25:55

Oh, that's strange. 100. No one?

0:25:550:25:58

Oh! Oh...

0:25:580:26:00

Better check this one out.

0:26:000:26:02

Let's have a little look...

0:26:020:26:03

Oh! Would you believe it?!

0:26:030:26:06

What a fix!

0:26:060:26:08

Stroll on, will ya, Janine, stroll on.

0:26:080:26:10

But the thing is I actually have two tickets here.

0:26:100:26:14

And the question is who would I like to take away with me?

0:26:140:26:19

And the answer is...

0:26:190:26:21

no-one.

0:26:220:26:24

That's out of order.

0:26:250:26:26

Oh, what did you expect? Come on, Janine wins every time.

0:26:260:26:31

And so does her brother! Quick, stop him.

0:26:340:26:36

Ricky - that's for you.

0:26:420:26:45

Check it for razor blades, Ricky.

0:26:450:26:47

No! That's money... Stop!

0:26:540:26:57

Ricky, wait! Ricky!

0:27:020:27:04

Quick, follow him.

0:27:060:27:08

Quickly, drive!

0:27:090:27:11

Ricky! Ricky, please!

0:27:130:27:15

I'm leaving Walford for good.

0:27:150:27:18

Yeah? Well, I ain't stopping you.

0:27:180:27:20

I wanted you to have these before I left. I'm going around the world.

0:27:200:27:24

You ain't going anywhere.

0:27:240:27:26

-I'm contesting the will, Janine.

-So you'll be lucky to get as far as Margate.

0:27:260:27:29

Right, young lady, let's get you to school.

0:27:360:27:39

I want Dad to take me.

0:27:400:27:42

I've got stuff to do...

0:27:450:27:47

You go with Nanna Pat, eh? Be a good girl.

0:27:470:27:49

Come on, that'll be there when you get home.

0:27:490:27:52

-She's no better than she should be, is she?

-What?

0:27:560:28:00

That's what Nanna Carol said.

0:28:000:28:02

What does it mean?

0:28:020:28:04

Nothing you need bother your head about.

0:28:040:28:06

Now come on, I haven't got all day.

0:28:060:28:09

-When I go back to school in Year Four, can I have a new bag and a new uniform?

-We'll see.

0:28:090:28:14

Why do you always say "we'll see"? Is it to shut me up?

0:28:140:28:17

If it is, it's not working, is it?!

0:28:170:28:20

Stop dragging your feet, Tiff, you'll scuff your shoes.

0:28:200:28:23

Holy sunlight, Batman...

0:28:310:28:34

Good morning. I brought you some breakfast.

0:28:340:28:37

Mrs B...

0:28:370:28:39

-what am I doing here?

-Sleeping it off, as Jim used to call it.

0:28:390:28:42

Now, he always wanted hair of the dog,

0:28:420:28:46

but I'm afraid that you'll have to make do with toast and marmalade.

0:28:460:28:49

HE GROANS

0:28:490:28:51

Mrs B, what did I do last night?

0:28:510:28:53

All I know is that you come banging at the door in the middle of the night

0:28:530:28:57

-when all decent people are fast asleep.

-Oh, my days...

0:28:570:29:01

And then you come in, and started crying about Mercy.

0:29:010:29:05

And you got rather attached to this here sofa and so I thought it best, you know, just to leave you on it.

0:29:050:29:12

I'm so sorry, Mrs B.

0:29:120:29:15

What for?

0:29:150:29:17

Missing your wife?

0:29:170:29:19

Come on.

0:29:190:29:21

This toast is getting cold

0:29:210:29:23

and I for one am ready for the cup what cheers. I'll be mother.

0:29:230:29:29

-No time, babe. I've got a cut and blow in five minutes.

-It's important.

-I'm not saying it isn't.

0:29:290:29:33

But just cos you're not working today doesn't mean we can all drop everything. We'll talk later.

0:29:330:29:38

-Anything else?

-No, just the change.

0:29:380:29:40

Come on, then, Carol... do you miss me? I mean, it can't be a bed of roses

0:29:400:29:44

working for Phil Mitchell.

0:29:440:29:46

Phil...you... a boss is a boss.

0:29:460:29:48

At least Shirley and Phil don't make me count the spoons

0:29:480:29:51

at the end of every day.

0:29:510:29:53

More fool them.

0:29:530:29:54

-Honeymoon over, is it?

-That was over day after the wedding.

0:29:580:30:01

No, we're all right, mate. We're great... She's just avoiding something.

0:30:010:30:06

Women say WE do that, but I tell you what,

0:30:060:30:08

they are much better at putting things off than we are.

0:30:080:30:10

If we say we'll do something, we do get round to it eventually.

0:30:100:30:13

But if they want to put something off... they can just put it off forever.

0:30:130:30:17

Come on, then...what's she avoiding?

0:30:200:30:22

It's nothing...

0:30:230:30:25

Come on...

0:30:250:30:27

my best man duties go far beyond the wedding.

0:30:270:30:30

if you need someone to talk to, I'm your man.

0:30:300:30:33

We've...

0:30:350:30:37

we've been trying for a baby.

0:30:370:30:38

-Right.

-Um...

0:30:380:30:41

We're doing everything it says to do in the books, but...

0:30:420:30:45

it's not working.

0:30:450:30:48

-Well, they do say as you get older it gets harder.

-I'm not old.

0:30:480:30:51

No. But Tanya is.

0:30:510:30:53

-Think about it, she won't see the right side of 40 again, will she?

-She's 36!

0:30:530:30:57

-Is she?

-Yeah.

-Oh. Oh, sorry mate. Would've thought being in the beauty line she'd have been in better nick.

0:30:570:31:03

What are you on about?! She's gorgeous!

0:31:030:31:06

You've only been married five minutes.

0:31:060:31:08

Just enjoy the "trying to get preggers" bit.

0:31:080:31:10

-Yeah.

-Cos once she's pregnant,

0:31:120:31:14

she'll swell up to the size of a house,

0:31:140:31:17

her hormones'll be up and down like a yo-yo, and you'll be running for cover.

0:31:170:31:21

All right, Pat. How's Tiff?

0:31:280:31:30

Oh! That girl needs stability. After everything that's happened to them kids over the last year,

0:31:300:31:35

I'm surprised any of them have a smile on their face.

0:31:350:31:37

Was that a dig at me for going to Dubai?

0:31:370:31:40

No, love, course not. You did what you had to do.

0:31:400:31:43

But now you're back let's just keep everything normal, eh?

0:31:430:31:46

It's my job to provide, I've gotta go where the money is.

0:31:460:31:48

Plenty cars round here need fixing.

0:31:480:31:51

No, Pat, there ain't.

0:31:510:31:53

-She needs her dad.

-And she also needs

0:31:530:31:56

stuff for school -

0:31:560:31:57

new shoes... And Liam... he needs braces.

0:31:570:32:00

-There's a waiting list for dentists on the NHS...

-Hey, hey, we manage.

-Do we?

0:32:000:32:06

Oh, you've dropped something...

0:32:060:32:07

Are you going back to Dubai?

0:32:110:32:13

What choice have I got? What with Uncle Norman contesting the will, Janine can't give me any money.

0:32:130:32:19

I've got responsibilities, Pat.

0:32:190:32:23

This ticket's for today...

0:32:230:32:25

I've booked a cab for lunchtime.

0:32:270:32:28

-What about the kids?

-I talked to them last night.

0:32:280:32:32

And told them you're leaving?

0:32:320:32:34

Yeah...

0:32:340:32:36

I said I was going on a trip.

0:32:360:32:38

-I didn't say how long for or when I would be back.

-You left that for me and Carol to do.

0:32:380:32:42

I'm trying to do what's best for them, Pat!

0:32:420:32:44

Come on, don't make me feel any more guilty than I already do.

0:32:440:32:48

When I saw he wasn't in his room and the settee hadn't been slept on, I was very worried.

0:32:510:32:55

You needn't have been worried because he was on my sofa.

0:32:550:32:59

Arthur! You've got a visitor.

0:32:590:33:02

Oh, hello, Auntie O.

0:33:040:33:06

I've been out of my mind, imagining all sorts!

0:33:060:33:09

-I had a few too many drinks last night. I'm sorry.

-You should have telephoned me, Arthur.

0:33:090:33:14

I'm so sorry, Mrs O...

0:33:140:33:15

What are you doing under there?

0:33:150:33:17

He's having a look at my sink.

0:33:170:33:19

The water's been running very slow these past few days, and Arthur very kindly offered to take a look at it.

0:33:190:33:24

I didn't know what to think - out all night

0:33:240:33:29

and missing Mercy like he does.

0:33:290:33:31

I have an active imagination. I get something in my head and I can't get it out.

0:33:310:33:35

And all the time he was on my sofa...

0:33:350:33:37

I'll put the kettle on, shall I? We'll have nice cup of tea. Do take a seat.

0:33:370:33:41

-Nearly done, Mrs B.

-Oh, good.

0:33:410:33:45

Now, don't give your head a bang.

0:33:450:33:47

He's suffering from a hangover...

0:33:470:33:49

I wouldn't normally have any sympathy, but under the circumstances...

0:33:490:33:54

HE SHOUTS OUT

0:33:540:33:56

-What?

-Mrs B!

0:33:560:33:58

I'll talk to Norman, get him not to contest the will.

0:33:580:34:01

And then go begging to Janine? No, Pat. I'm taking this contract.

0:34:010:34:05

It's for six months. Think of the kids!

0:34:050:34:07

What do you think I'm thinking of? Me? You think I'm running away?

0:34:070:34:10

Taking the easy way out?

0:34:100:34:12

No, no, no, that's not what I said.

0:34:120:34:14

Ricky, you're a good boy. You always have been.

0:34:140:34:17

Let me talk to Norman. Please.

0:34:170:34:20

-I want to help.

-I know you do.

0:34:200:34:23

I've still got to go and pack...

0:34:230:34:25

Hello, Norman. It's Pat...

0:34:500:34:51

You all right?

0:34:510:34:54

No...!

0:34:560:34:58

Where are you now?

0:34:590:35:01

Where?!

0:35:020:35:04

-We used to have a rhyme for this, what was it?

-Don't ask me.

0:35:040:35:07

Handstands was my thing.

0:35:070:35:09

"Bow to the King, curtsey to the Queen, show your knickers to the football team..." Then you tip up...

0:35:090:35:14

Talk of showing your knickers to the football team...

0:35:140:35:18

Is she cheating? She always cheated at games.

0:35:180:35:20

You're such a liar. Your go...

0:35:200:35:22

-Cheers.

-We were having a roller skating race once,

0:35:220:35:25

she knew I'd beat her so she nicked my skate.

0:35:250:35:27

-No, I didn't nick that one.

-Oh, what, it just magically appeared on top of the wardrobe, did it?

0:35:270:35:32

-You big kid!

-You all right?

0:35:350:35:37

See ya.

0:35:370:35:39

-Oi, oi...

-What?

0:35:400:35:42

What's all that about then?

0:35:420:35:45

Just saying hello.

0:35:460:35:48

That weren't just a hello. That was like, a chat, a grin... proper friendly.

0:35:480:35:51

So?

0:35:510:35:53

So... is there something going on?

0:35:530:35:55

What?

0:35:550:35:56

So a man and a woman can't live on the same square and exchange pleasantries now?

0:35:560:36:01

Ian Beale doesn't do pleasant unless there's something in it for him.

0:36:010:36:05

-And you were sat with him in the pub the other day...

-There's a law against it now, is there?

0:36:050:36:10

Your go.

0:36:120:36:13

Denise and Ian sitting in a tree...

0:36:170:36:19

BOTH: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

0:36:190:36:23

That's very funny. Very mature.

0:36:230:36:25

-There you are...

-Pat!

0:36:290:36:31

-How are you?

-I'll live.

-What have they said?

0:36:310:36:35

I've not been seen yet. Been sat here best part of three hours.

0:36:350:36:38

-Are you in pain?

-I was...

0:36:400:36:43

It's like something out of a cartoon, isn't it?

0:36:450:36:47

-Walking into a garden rake!

-I thought you said you stood on it.

0:36:470:36:51

Same difference.

0:36:510:36:52

Nurses think it's a joke. They keep walking past and grinning.

0:36:520:36:55

They'll be grinning the other side of their faces when I've had a word.

0:36:550:36:59

I'm low priority.

0:36:590:37:01

It's all par for the course. It's what I'm used to.

0:37:010:37:04

-Don't be daft.

-No...it's true.

0:37:040:37:06

-And not just accidents. I'm very unlucky.

-We all are.

0:37:060:37:10

Some more than others.

0:37:100:37:12

Would you be surprised to know that I've been married five times?

0:37:120:37:15

Five? Last I heard you'd been married twice.

0:37:150:37:19

Well, the toll is now five.

0:37:190:37:22

Widowed twice, and divorced three times.

0:37:220:37:25

All before the first anniversary.

0:37:250:37:26

If that's not bad luck, I don't know what is.

0:37:260:37:30

-It's been two months now, Rainie. You've had plenty of time.

-Jobs don't grow on trees.

0:37:330:37:37

-I ain't exactly got the best CV.

-You've always got an excuse.

0:37:370:37:41

I'm telling you, one more week and that's it, you can go back to Mum's. Sponge off of her.

0:37:410:37:45

-Hello.

-You smell of beer.

0:37:450:37:47

I can have a drink on my day off. Listen,

0:37:470:37:49

How about we get Oscar over at Max's later on.

0:37:490:37:53

It's been a while since it was just the two of us...

0:37:530:37:56

Darling, I'm sorry, I've been rushed off my feet...

0:37:560:38:00

-I was looking forward to an early night. To sleep.

-You considered IVF?

0:38:000:38:03

-What?

-Rainie...

0:38:030:38:05

I've just seen what lover boy's looking at online...

0:38:050:38:08

-Fertility problems? I thought it was so rosy in your perfect world(!)

-I've got three kids, Greg!

0:38:080:38:13

How can I have fertility problems?

0:38:130:38:15

Thanks, Rainie. Look, I can't stop thinking about it! Yesterday I was hoping...

0:38:150:38:19

Yes, I know, darling, but getting all stressed and worked up about it isn't going to help, is it?

0:38:190:38:24

Maybe you're shooting blanks.

0:38:270:38:30

If she'd wanted him to inherit anything, then she would have said so in her will.

0:38:300:38:35

You're the solicitor, just tell him

0:38:350:38:38

that he can't contest it! Argh!

0:38:380:38:40

-Things not going your way?

-That was a private conversation.

0:38:400:38:43

Nothing's private with you, Janine.

0:38:430:38:46

Anyway, I heard about your party...

0:38:460:38:49

-What about it?

-Ruined.

0:38:490:38:51

It's got nothing to do with you.

0:38:510:38:55

If you were in any way important to me, I might have invited you.

0:38:550:38:59

But I didn't, so just get the message -

0:38:590:39:01

-you're not getting a penny.

-Sorry?

0:39:010:39:03

Anyone has any good fortune round here and suddenly everybody's got their hand out.

0:39:030:39:07

-MOBILE RINGS

-How you and Ricky are related, I'll never know.

0:39:070:39:11

-What?

-Janine, don't hang up.

0:39:130:39:17

If I get Norman to change his mind about the will...

0:39:170:39:20

you'll see Ricky right, won't you?

0:39:200:39:22

-Yes.

-You're not just saying that?

0:39:220:39:26

No, Pat, look, I promise. I swear. Where are you?

0:39:260:39:31

I've gotta go.

0:39:310:39:34

No need to amputate.

0:39:380:39:40

So what did they do?

0:39:400:39:43

Sniggered mainly. And gave me a tetanus jab.

0:39:430:39:45

I suppose I should get home.

0:39:450:39:48

Chances are I'll be back here tomorrow with a saucepan lodged on my head.

0:39:480:39:52

Who was that on the phone?

0:39:520:39:54

Sorry... I'm a nosey so and so.

0:39:540:39:56

Actually, it was Janine...

0:39:560:39:59

..about the will...

0:40:010:40:03

Oh, yeah... My dear late mother's last will and testament.

0:40:030:40:08

Norman...

0:40:080:40:09

there's...

0:40:090:40:11

something I've got to ask you.

0:40:110:40:15

Oh, I see...that's why you're here.

0:40:150:40:20

I suppose she sent you, did she? You here to change my mind about contesting the will?

0:40:200:40:23

I'm not here for Janine. It's Ricky and the kids.

0:40:230:40:26

She was MY mother, Pat.

0:40:260:40:29

Anything she had should come to me.

0:40:290:40:31

I'm entitled to compensation for the way she treated me all those years.

0:40:310:40:36

D'you know,

0:40:360:40:38

I spent my entire life trying to win her approval,

0:40:380:40:41

and all I got was the sharp side of her tongue...or a back hander.

0:40:410:40:45

I know you shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but...

0:40:450:40:48

that woman was a right cow.

0:40:480:40:49

She never wanted a son. I think it was as simple as that.

0:40:490:40:53

She doted on June.

0:40:530:40:56

June was everything. I was just...

0:40:560:40:58

I was just treated as something she tolerated.

0:40:580:41:04

An inconvenience.

0:41:040:41:05

No... I'm sorry, Pat,

0:41:050:41:07

that money will put right a lot of past hurts.

0:41:070:41:11

Norman, Norman, I know you're entitled to that money but...

0:41:110:41:15

Yesterday, you were telling me to contest the will.

0:41:150:41:19

-Yes, but...

-No, no, no, no. No buts.

0:41:190:41:23

I'm sorry, Pat, but I'm entitled to that money.

0:41:230:41:27

-Norman, if you'd just...

-No, my mind is made up.

0:41:270:41:30

Hi...

0:41:390:41:41

All right.

0:41:420:41:43

I just thought I'd say hi.

0:41:430:41:45

Or I should leave you alone.

0:41:470:41:49

-No...you're all right.

-Yeah, but you're working.

-No, I'm not.

0:41:490:41:53

I've...I've just bought it.

0:41:550:41:59

-You've just bought a motorbike?

-Yeah. Fella come in, said he'd lost his job...

0:41:590:42:03

he didn't really want to sell it, but, I got a good price, you know.

0:42:030:42:07

-Have you been for a ride?

-No, it needs fixing up first.

0:42:070:42:10

It's the first proper thing I've ever owned.

0:42:100:42:14

It's all mine.

0:42:140:42:16

This is just like the bike in New Moon where Jacob teaches Bella how to ride.

0:42:160:42:20

And then she gets thrown off.

0:42:200:42:22

Yeah, and he takes his top off.

0:42:220:42:24

I've missed you.

0:42:270:42:29

Yeah...missed you too.

0:42:310:42:33

My dad would go mental if I was to go on a motorbike.

0:42:360:42:40

I've always wanted to travel.

0:42:420:42:45

See the Nile and the Sydney Opera House.

0:42:450:42:48

You'd blow it all on a holiday?

0:42:480:42:50

Oh, and Ricky wouldn't blow it?

0:42:500:42:53

Not to mention Janine.

0:42:530:42:55

I don't CARE what Janine would do with that money!

0:42:550:42:57

Oh, God, I bet your mother is laughing her head off right now -

0:42:590:43:03

she's getting exactly what she wanted - everybody at each other's throats.

0:43:030:43:07

If Ricky doesn't get some of that money, he's taking

0:43:090:43:12

a job in Dubai for six months!

0:43:120:43:15

No, no, he won't have to, I'll give him a bit of a hand out.

0:43:150:43:19

-Happy?

-It'll be too late!

0:43:190:43:22

If you contest the will, Janine will fight to the death.

0:43:220:43:26

That's months of court hearings, and Ricky needs the money now!

0:43:260:43:29

Forget it...

0:43:320:43:34

they're not really your family, anyway.

0:43:340:43:36

More mine than yours.

0:43:360:43:38

Frank still means a lot to you,

0:43:410:43:43

don't he?

0:43:430:43:44

Just cos somebody dies doesn't mean the feelings go away.

0:43:450:43:48

I owe Frank...

0:43:520:43:54

..he's the one who gave me the capitol to start up

0:43:550:43:58

-my radio repair shop.

-Your what?

0:43:580:44:01

It didn't last long... just a couple of years.

0:44:010:44:04

But he believed in me.

0:44:040:44:06

I've gone this long without seeing the Nile.

0:44:080:44:12

-You don't mean...?

-If I kept my mother's money, it'd only be cursed.

0:44:130:44:18

Frank was my best friend all those years ago.

0:44:200:44:24

I can't stand in the way of it helping his son.

0:44:240:44:27

Really?

0:44:280:44:30

Easy come, easy go.

0:44:300:44:32

Like I say, Lady Luck was never a pal of mine.

0:44:320:44:35

You're a very, very kind hearted man, Norman.

0:44:370:44:42

I can see what them five wives saw in you.

0:44:420:44:44

Listen, um...

0:44:480:44:50

-..how do you fancy meeting up in the week, for a drink or something?

-Lovely.

0:44:510:44:56

As friends, mind - don't want any crossed wires, do we?

0:44:560:45:00

So what do you say?

0:45:000:45:03

I'd say my luck was finally changing.

0:45:030:45:06

It's just that it's my busy period here...

0:45:090:45:11

Right, and there's no answer? All right, yeah, I'm on my way.

0:45:110:45:15

That's the school. Tiff's not very well,

0:45:150:45:18

-I have to pick her up. I'll try not to be too long.

-OK, Carol.

0:45:180:45:22

I'm not happy about this, Arthur.

0:45:220:45:24

I know. But everywhere I look in the flat, I just see Mercy.

0:45:260:45:29

It's the same for me. Don't you think I'm missing her too?

0:45:290:45:32

Yeah, but Mrs B's offered and...I think she's lonely.

0:45:320:45:36

I think she needs someone to look after, you know what I mean?

0:45:360:45:41

I'm very fond of you, Arthur... don't be a stranger.

0:45:410:45:45

What, me? Auntie O... Listen, all right?

0:45:450:45:50

Don't tell her I told you this, but Mrs B's chicken pie ain't got nothing on your Jollof rice.

0:45:500:45:57

Can I borrow that? Thanks.

0:46:020:46:04

Thought it was you.

0:46:040:46:06

-Oh! You stalking me?

-No, I was going to come knock for you,

0:46:060:46:09

-see if you fancied a game of hide and seek.

-Very funny.

0:46:090:46:12

Having some lunch?

0:46:120:46:14

Yeah, thinking about it.

0:46:140:46:16

I'm taking a break, if you fancy some company.

0:46:160:46:19

Yeah. Look, the thing is, Ian...

0:46:190:46:22

people, they're starting to talk about us.

0:46:220:46:24

-So?

-I don't like being talked about.

0:46:240:46:27

Denise...do you fancy me?

0:46:270:46:29

No. Sorry.

0:46:290:46:32

You misunderstand. I know you don't fancy me. I wouldn't WANT you to.

0:46:320:46:36

I mean, you're my mate.

0:46:360:46:38

I think of you like I do Alfie...

0:46:380:46:40

-or Greg.

-Oh.

-You're one of the guys.

0:46:400:46:43

And mates hang out, they have something to eat together.

0:46:430:46:47

I can assure you,

0:46:470:46:48

there is nothing sexual about you. I don't fancy you

0:46:480:46:52

in the slightest.

0:46:520:46:54

Holly's got her nose pierced and it looks great.

0:46:570:46:59

-I didn't think you liked Holly any more.

-I do now.

0:46:590:47:03

-So, what's been going on with you?

-Nothing.

0:47:030:47:05

Just bought the bike.

0:47:060:47:08

So...

0:47:100:47:11

..d'you wanna get back together?

0:47:130:47:15

Do you?

0:47:170:47:19

-If you want.

-OK, then.

0:47:190:47:21

Come here...

0:47:250:47:27

I saw Lola kiss you the other day.

0:47:310:47:33

It didn't mean anything.

0:47:350:47:37

What do you think of her?

0:47:370:47:39

She's all right. She's a laugh.

0:47:390:47:41

Not the type of girl you'd have as a girlfriend, though.

0:47:410:47:44

-Isn't she?

-Course not.

0:47:440:47:46

Jay...

0:47:480:47:50

do you think we should...?

0:47:500:47:51

What?

0:47:510:47:53

Well, I've hated not being with you.

0:47:530:47:56

And I love you...

0:47:560:47:57

Yeah?

0:47:570:47:59

I'm ready.

0:48:010:48:02

Oh...well, let's see how it goes, eh?

0:48:060:48:09

No, cos...

0:48:090:48:12

I want to be with you forever.

0:48:120:48:13

And I want us to do it.

0:48:130:48:15

Don't you want to do it?

0:48:170:48:19

Yeah...course I do.

0:48:190:48:20

OK...when?

0:48:220:48:24

Umm...

0:48:250:48:26

tomorrow?

0:48:260:48:28

Have you got...things?

0:48:320:48:33

I'll have to get one.

0:48:330:48:35

Or I could do it, if you'd rather.

0:48:350:48:38

Yeah? All right. Great.

0:48:380:48:40

Well?

0:48:480:48:50

Norman has decided not to contest the will.

0:48:510:48:54

Yes!

0:48:540:48:57

I won't ask what you had to do to make him change his mind. Although,

0:48:570:49:01

-it's been so long, you must have got some enjoyment out of it.

-Shut up, Janine!

0:49:010:49:05

If you must know, it wasn't Norman's idea to contest the will in the first place.

0:49:050:49:09

Now, why doesn't that come as a complete surprise?

0:49:090:49:12

-You old poisonous bitch.

-He's Lydia's son. He's got more right to that money than you.

0:49:120:49:17

No, no, this has got nothing to do with Norman. This is about

0:49:170:49:20

you not bearing to see me have anything.

0:49:200:49:22

If Norman won he would have shared the money between you and Ricky. That would have been fair.

0:49:220:49:26

Fair?

0:49:260:49:28

And where does fairness come into this, hmm?

0:49:280:49:32

Was it fair that my mum died?

0:49:320:49:35

Was it fair that you broke her heart by jumping into bed with my dad?

0:49:350:49:38

And was it fair that you turned my dad against me? Was it?

0:49:380:49:42

I see Lydia's taught you well. History rewritten...

0:49:420:49:46

that's money well spent(!)

0:49:460:49:47

Yes. MY money.

0:49:470:49:49

Look...I know there's bad feeling between us,

0:49:520:49:56

but I don't want anything to affect Ricky.

0:49:560:49:59

Course you don't. Can I ask you something?

0:49:590:50:03

Go on.

0:50:030:50:05

OK,

0:50:070:50:08

let's turn the clock back. You just got together with my dad -

0:50:080:50:12

or should I say got BACK together with my dad -

0:50:120:50:14

he introduced you to the kids. We've got Clare, Diane, Ricky...

0:50:140:50:18

and Janine.

0:50:180:50:20

Was it at that point that you thought, "Little brat, not going to bother with her",

0:50:200:50:26

or did that come later?

0:50:260:50:28

I've always been there for you, Janine. You can't say I haven't.

0:50:280:50:32

But you prefer Ricky. Let's not pretend that you don't.

0:50:320:50:36

He needs me more than you do.

0:50:380:50:40

He always has.

0:50:400:50:43

Has he?

0:50:430:50:45

And what about me?

0:50:460:50:47

I needed a mum...

0:50:490:50:51

I needed love.

0:50:510:50:53

Dad!

0:50:550:50:57

Hey! What are you doing here?

0:50:590:51:01

Skiving, by the looks of things.

0:51:010:51:03

-I've had to fetch her from school cos she said she was ill.

-I am ill!

0:51:030:51:07

She perked up soon as she got out the gates.

0:51:070:51:10

-I've had to leave Marie on her own.

-Tiff, you have to go back to school, darling.

0:51:100:51:14

-She's been signed off sick for the rest of the day.

-Can't you take her to the cafe?

0:51:140:51:19

No, Ricky, I can't.

0:51:190:51:21

You'll have to have her. Or ask Pat.

0:51:210:51:23

No! I want to stay with Dad! I want to stay with him until he goes!

0:51:230:51:28

-Goes? Where you going?

-I'm...

0:51:280:51:30

Ricky?

0:51:300:51:31

I'm...

0:51:330:51:34

I'm going back to Dubai.

0:51:340:51:36

Dubai? You said you were going on a trip!

0:51:360:51:39

-Yeah, I am, darling...

-No!

0:51:390:51:41

PAT: 'I've never pretended I'm perfect.'

0:51:410:51:43

But I've tried with you, Janine, I really have.

0:51:430:51:47

Well, maybe you just didn't try hard enough.

0:51:470:51:51

But there's still time...

0:51:510:51:53

-What do you mean?

-Well,

0:51:530:51:55

I'll give Ricky some of the money...

0:51:550:51:58

..if...you...

0:52:000:52:03

-beg me.

-You what?

0:52:030:52:05

Go on... How much do you really want your precious Ricky

0:52:050:52:08

-to have the money?

-I'm not begging you.

0:52:080:52:11

Fine. Then he won't have a penny.

0:52:110:52:14

Hang on.

0:52:140:52:16

-How much we talking about here?

-Thousands...tens of thousands. I'll will sign the cheque

0:52:160:52:21

as soon as the money's in my account.

0:52:210:52:24

Come on, Pattie...

0:52:250:52:27

how much does my precious brother really mean to you?

0:52:270:52:31

-Ricky!

-Dad!

-Ricky, you can't just go and leave the kids!

-Dad!

0:52:360:52:40

Janine, stop!

0:52:400:52:42

All right,

0:52:420:52:45

if you want me to beg, I'll beg!

0:52:450:52:47

I'm begging you, please...

0:52:480:52:51

I'll get down on my hands and knees!

0:52:510:52:54

What you doing? What's going on?

0:52:540:52:56

-Nothing...

-Was you making her beg?

0:52:560:52:58

Come on, it was only a joke.

0:52:580:53:00

Don't play the innocent with me, Janine.

0:53:000:53:03

Fine, all right.

0:53:030:53:04

She was begging, OK? Begging for me

0:53:040:53:07

to share the money with you, which I was going to do anyway, but you know Pat and her grand gestures.

0:53:070:53:11

Is this true, Pat?

0:53:110:53:12

Norman's not contesting the will. But that's not important, the important thing is

0:53:120:53:18

-you don't have to go to Dubai! Janine's giving you money!

-No. I don't want her money.

0:53:180:53:22

-Yeah, all right.

-I don't want anything from you! How could you let Pat do that?

0:53:220:53:26

-Come on, I was only kidding!

-TAXI HORN

0:53:260:53:28

-All right, mate, I'm coming!

-You don't need to go, Ricky!

0:53:280:53:31

-Where's he going?

-Dubai! For six months.

0:53:310:53:34

Ricky, come on, send the taxi away.

0:53:340:53:36

-I was thinking of £100,000. Would that be enough?

-You make me sick!

0:53:360:53:39

-I'd rather work till my hands bleed than take anything from you.

-Ricky, don't be stupid!

0:53:390:53:43

You think Bianca would take her money? Do you?

0:53:430:53:46

And have her lording it up over us, how we spend every penny? You know what,

0:53:460:53:50

I might not have much, Pat, but at least I've got my pride!

0:53:500:53:54

You never even had any pride.

0:53:540:53:55

Yeah? Well, maybe it's about time I did.

0:53:550:53:58

-Stop him! Talk to him!

-What can I do?

0:53:580:54:00

Do I have to do everything myself?

0:54:000:54:03

Ricky...

0:54:030:54:05

-What you doing? Ricky?

-Ricky! Ricky, think!

0:54:050:54:09

Think of the kids! Think of the start in life that money'll give them!

0:54:090:54:12

My kids don't need money.

0:54:150:54:16

They just need love, and me and Bianca

0:54:160:54:19

-can give them that in bucket loads.

-This ain't right.

-Ricky,

0:54:190:54:23

-you're being an idiot.

-I don't want you to go!

0:54:230:54:26

I know, darling.

0:54:260:54:28

I'll be back by Christmas.

0:54:280:54:30

No! Please, Daddy... I'll be good! I'll go to school every day!

0:54:300:54:34

Come on, Tiff...

0:54:340:54:37

-come on, darling.

-Get off me! I hate you!

-Come on,

0:54:370:54:40

-don't talk to Nanna Carol like that...

-I hate all of you!

0:54:400:54:43

You happy now?

0:54:440:54:46

Pat, can you just tell Liam and Morgan I said goodbye...

0:54:480:54:51

I...

0:54:510:54:54

I've gotta go...

0:54:540:54:55

-Don't worry, I'll look after the kids.

-Ricky...

-Heathrow, mate.

0:54:570:55:00

Ricky, your dad would be proud of you.

0:55:000:55:03

That's it. We're over! As far as I'm concerned, you don't exist any more!

0:55:070:55:11

And I hope that money kills you!

0:55:110:55:14

I can't just drop everything can I?

0:55:220:55:24

-Oh, Mum.

-All right, darling. What about the girls' dinner?...

0:55:260:55:29

-Lauren, you in for dinner tonight?

-No. But I was thinking...maybe we could have a chat later.

0:55:300:55:38

All right then but what about Oscar?

0:55:390:55:42

I'm sure Bob the Builder can look after him.

0:55:420:55:44

-I'll see you at the flat in an hour.

-OK.

0:55:470:55:49

Are you going to help me pack this stall up or what?

0:55:590:56:01

Oh, all right, Ryan.

0:56:010:56:03

Yeah, all right. What are you doing?

0:56:030:56:06

Nothing really, just hanging.

0:56:060:56:08

Do you fancy joining us for a drink later?

0:56:080:56:10

No, no, I've got better things to do, ain't I? Like go to work.

0:56:100:56:15

"Nothing, just hanging, you know."

0:56:160:56:19

Just shut it, Whitney.

0:56:190:56:21

Oh, come on, Lauren, don't be like that.

0:56:210:56:23

It's not my fault he's not interested.

0:56:230:56:25

-Who says he's not interested?

-Well, he was hardly into you.

0:56:250:56:29

Yeah. No, you're right. He's not interested at all.

0:56:290:56:31

That's probably why he kissed me at Janine's party.

0:56:310:56:34

He kissed you?

0:56:340:56:36

Well, it was more I kissed him, I suppose.

0:56:360:56:39

No, Lauren! It's behind my back.

0:56:390:56:41

And you know with Ricky gone I don't need this right now.

0:56:410:56:44

Where are you going?

0:56:460:56:47

-Just meet me at The Vic in an hour.

-Are you all right?

-Yeah, course.

0:56:470:56:52

Plenty more fish in the sea.

0:56:520:56:53

-All right.

-Jog on, mate.

0:56:550:56:57

All right?

0:57:200:57:22

She's ready for her first spin if you fancy it.

0:57:220:57:25

-No. It's OK. I've brought you a tea.

-Oh, thanks.

0:57:250:57:30

-I've spoken to Phil about tonight.

-You what?

-I didn't tell him we was gonna, you know...

0:57:300:57:37

I just said I need to do some work on my bike.

0:57:370:57:39

I told him I needed to do some work on my bike

0:57:410:57:44

so that we could have that place to ourselves.

0:57:440:57:46

All right.

0:57:480:57:49

Look. Abs.

0:57:500:57:52

I know that it isn't The Ritz, all right? But, you know, I'll make it nice for us. I promise ya.

0:57:550:58:01

Did you get the, er...?

0:58:030:58:04

Oh, that's all taken care of.

0:58:050:58:07

So I'll see you later then?

0:58:090:58:10

Right, that's the kids dropped off at Dot's.

0:58:310:58:35

Do you want to use the bathroom first?

0:58:350:58:36

-I can't be bothered.

-Oh!

0:58:360:58:38

Well, let's hope that Norman stands down wind of you then.

0:58:400:58:44

How could she do that to me?

0:58:440:58:46

To her own brother? To them kids?

0:58:460:58:48

This is Janine that we're talking about, eh? What do you expect?

0:58:490:58:54

You know your problem, Pat, you're too soft.

0:58:560:58:58

Well, nobody could accuse you of that.

0:59:000:59:02

Look, why don't you put your glad rags on and go on this date with Norman. You can join me and Eddie.

0:59:020:59:07

It's not a date. Besides, I'm not in the mood.

0:59:070:59:11

Fine. So you're just going to mope around here and let Janine win, are you?

0:59:110:59:15

She already has.

0:59:150:59:17

Ricky's off half way round the world. And them kids are left without a mum and a dad yet again.

0:59:170:59:22

Yeah, but they've got two nans.

0:59:220:59:24

Mm, and the first thing we do is palm them off on Dot.

0:59:240:59:28

Those kids are more resilient than you think.

0:59:280:59:30

It's Liam I'm worried about.

0:59:320:59:34

Boys his age need their dads around them.

0:59:340:59:36

Trust me, I know.

0:59:360:59:38

Look, I am more than capable of sorting Liam out. Anyway, Ricky's not gone forever.

0:59:380:59:42

And Bianca'll be back before Christmas.

0:59:420:59:45

In the meantime, we can't put our lives on hold.

0:59:450:59:48

So. Are you going on this date or what?

0:59:480:59:52

It's not a date.

0:59:520:59:55

What do you think?

0:59:570:59:59

I think they're gross.

0:59:591:00:02

And luckily, that's what the woman who sold them to me for fifty quid thought.

1:00:021:00:06

They're worth about 200.

1:00:061:00:10

300 on a good day.

1:00:101:00:11

So you see, Liam. One man's tat is another man's treasure.

1:00:131:00:18

Milk or dark digestives?

1:00:211:00:23

-You choose.

-Milk it is.

1:00:231:00:26

-Who's that?

-It's Lauren and her latest drama.

1:00:341:00:37

-Yes, love.

-Oh, hello, darling.

-Oh, I can't stay. Gotta go.

1:00:501:00:54

All right.

1:00:541:00:55

Kids, eh? Who'd have them.

1:00:561:00:57

Me.

1:00:571:00:59

CASH REGISTER BEEPS

1:00:591:01:01

Come on, Jay. Go on, son.

1:01:011:01:05

-What is it with the birds round here?

-I wouldn't know. I've got a girlfriend.

-Oh, is it.

1:01:061:01:11

Don't stop you looking, does it?

1:01:111:01:13

-Yeah, it does me, yeah.

-Oh, right.

1:01:131:01:16

She must be pretty special then to stop you straying.

1:01:161:01:20

-Yeah, she is.

-She must be keeping you sweet between the sheets.

1:01:201:01:22

She is putting out, ain't she?

1:01:261:01:28

It's not like I don't want to do it.

1:01:301:01:32

-Too girly.

-Yeah, cos I feel...

1:01:321:01:34

I feel like, ready.

1:01:341:01:37

That's just gross.

1:01:371:01:39

Yeah, so you think I should then, right?

1:01:391:01:41

What do you think?

1:01:421:01:44

Oh, yeah, that's nice. What, you got a hot date later, have you?

1:01:441:01:48

What about you? You meeting up with Jay later?

1:01:481:01:51

SHE SIGHS

1:01:511:01:52

You sister and her moods. Honestly, I can't keep up.

1:01:561:01:58

What was that all about in the Minute Mart earlier?

1:01:591:02:02

-Mum, I...

-Sorry, darling...

1:02:051:02:08

-You were saying?

-I'm going to Bernadette's later.

1:02:111:02:15

Oh, right. Oh, lovely, that'll be good.

1:02:151:02:18

-OK, well, I'll see you later then.

-Yeah.

1:02:181:02:21

-I want it to be special for Abi, you know.

-Yeah, of course.

1:02:241:02:27

-So any tips, from one slightly more experienced bloke to another?

-Er...

1:02:281:02:33

Just think of it like a boxing match.

1:02:331:02:35

Plenty of sparring before you go in for the knockout punch.

1:02:371:02:40

And of course - always wear the right protection.

1:02:411:02:43

Oh, no, Abi's taking care of that.

1:02:431:02:45

No. No my friend. Always go prepared.

1:02:451:02:47

No matter what they say.

1:02:471:02:49

Oh, you not going out after all?

1:02:551:02:58

-Yeah, I am actually.

-Oh, right.

1:02:581:03:00

Decided to dress down, did you?

1:03:001:03:02

-Well, you know what suits you best, don't you?

-What you doing all dressed up then?

1:03:021:03:06

Got to keep Greg on his toes, haven't I?

1:03:061:03:08

-Eh. Do you want to take me for a ride on your bike?

-Sorry, I can't. I got plans.

1:03:191:03:23

-Let me guess. With "Scabbie".

-Oi!

1:03:231:03:25

-Gonna take Hannah Montana for a spin, are you?

-Actually, me and Abi have got other plans for tonight.

1:03:251:03:30

-What she gonna do, let you touch her bra strap?

-A bit more than that, if you must know.

1:03:301:03:34

Yeah, well when she bottles it, just give me a call, eh?

1:03:341:03:37

SOFT MUSIC PLAYS

1:03:421:03:45

Oh, what's all this?

1:03:451:03:47

I just thought we could make the most of having the house to ourselves for a bit.

1:03:471:03:51

What's with the jacket?

1:03:511:03:53

I was just going to nip out and get us some wine.

1:03:531:03:55

It's all taken care of, darling.

1:03:551:03:57

-Great.

-Come on.

1:03:571:04:00

All right. Have fun.

1:04:001:04:02

No, Anthony, I'll deal with it, all right?

1:04:191:04:22

-What's up, Edward?

-Your brother.

-What's he done now?

1:04:221:04:26

It's more what he hasn't done.

1:04:261:04:29

Let's just say we're in the market for some new premises and quick.

1:04:291:04:34

So when are we going back to Upton Park then?

1:04:341:04:38

-I thought we could look for some premises around here.

-I don't know what you see in this dump.

1:04:381:04:42

But then again...

1:04:451:04:46

Looking lovely as always. You don't look too bad, Carol, yourself.

1:04:511:04:55

PAT LAUGHS

1:04:551:04:56

I think Carol's a bit too old for a chaperone, Pat.

1:04:561:04:59

And you're not too old for a slap.

1:04:591:05:00

Promises.

1:05:001:05:02

I said Pat could join us.

1:05:021:05:04

She's got a date with Norman.

1:05:041:05:06

-It's not a date.

-It is a date.

1:05:061:05:08

-It ain't!

-Stand by your bets.

1:05:081:05:10

-Norman. This is Carol.

-Carol.

1:05:101:05:13

-Nice to meet you.

-And Eddie.

1:05:131:05:15

-Nice to meet you.

-I said we'd join them for a drink.

1:05:151:05:17

-I hope that's OK.

-A double date.

1:05:171:05:19

-It's like being a teenager all over again.

-Right, what will it be?

1:05:191:05:23

And no offence, mate, but you're just not my type.

1:05:231:05:25

I mean, don't get me wrong, you're fit and everything, yeah, but

1:05:251:05:27

there's plenty of other girls out there would be flattered or whatever

1:05:271:05:31

-but you just don't do it for me.

-This is a wind up, innit?

1:05:311:05:34

-No. I mean, my mate Lauren might be interested in you.

-What, that moody Emo chick?

1:05:341:05:38

-Yeah.

-No offence but she ain't really my type.

1:05:381:05:42

-Why? Why, because she's got more than one brain cell?

-No, too much of a nice girl.

1:05:421:05:46

I like my girls with a bit more edge, know what I mean?

1:05:461:05:50

Lauren.

1:05:521:05:53

-All right?

-All right.

1:05:531:05:55

-You look nice.

-Thank you.

1:05:551:05:57

You all set for your special night? Jay told me all about it.

1:06:031:06:06

Still. It's no big deal, really, is it?

1:06:061:06:09

Just try not to cry, eh?

1:06:091:06:11

And why would I do that?

1:06:111:06:12

You really haven't got a clue, have you?

1:06:121:06:15

What's the matter? Not feeling up to it?

1:06:171:06:18

Maybe you should just go home and play with your Barbie dolls. I'm sure Jay won't mind waiting.

1:06:181:06:23

SOFT MUSIC PLAYS

1:06:451:06:47

So I've been thinking. How about we go and see mum and dad at the weekend

1:07:111:07:14

and let them know our plans for their first grandchild?

1:07:141:07:16

-You all right, babe?

-Hm?

1:07:191:07:20

Yeah, fine.

1:07:201:07:22

So what do you reckon?

1:07:221:07:24

Family outing and all that?

1:07:251:07:27

-This weekend?

-Yes. Yeah, sounds good that.

1:07:271:07:29

-Sounds great.

-Fab.

1:07:291:07:31

What's with the dress?

1:07:391:07:41

It's the new me.

1:07:411:07:43

-What was wrong with the old you?

-No-one noticed her, Whitney.

1:07:431:07:47

Well, in that dress and them boots, can't miss you.

1:07:471:07:50

I know, it's very Kate Moss!

1:07:501:07:52

Ooh, don't look now, Kate, but your plan's working.

1:07:531:07:55

Do you remember that knockdown "classic sports car"

1:07:551:07:58

that Frank bought that time?

1:07:581:08:00

Yeah, it turned out to be a ringer.

1:08:001:08:02

Yeah, but then he found a load of jewellery in the glove box.

1:08:021:08:05

Worth twice what he paid for the car!

1:08:051:08:08

Frank always was a lucky one. With money and the ladies.

1:08:081:08:11

I always remember him being skint and browbeaten.

1:08:111:08:13

Give me the choice and I'd take luck in love over money any day.

1:08:131:08:17

That's just as well as Janine's swanning around with your inheritance.

1:08:171:08:20

You know, I could still try and contest the will. If you want me to.

1:08:201:08:24

No. No, if that money means that much to her, then she can have it.

1:08:271:08:32

-We'll get by without it.

-Yes, we'll just feed four kids off of thin air.

1:08:321:08:36

It must be a great comfort to you, Pat, having such a ray of sunshine as a house mate.

1:08:361:08:40

That's good, that!

1:08:401:08:41

-Got some customers need serving.

-Yeah, all right. I'm coming.

1:08:431:08:47

Couldn't give us a hand behind here, could you? I mean we're rushed off our feet.

1:08:471:08:51

-Tracey's got a migraine.

-Me?

1:08:511:08:53

-Yeah you.

-Are you sure I won't scare off the customers?

1:08:531:08:56

-Possibly.

-I'll give you a hand if you like. It's more my territory.

1:08:561:09:00

No, it's all right. I can cope. I mean, how hard can it be? You managed it.

1:09:001:09:03

Remember.

1:09:041:09:05

Service with a smile.

1:09:051:09:09

MOTORBIKE REVS

1:09:091:09:12

-Right, just go now, will you?

-Come on. Let's go for a ride. You know you want to.

1:09:121:09:16

No. Just go now. Abi'll be back in a minute.

1:09:171:09:20

I wouldn't count on it.

1:09:201:09:22

I saw her earlier. Looked like she'd bottled it.

1:09:221:09:25

-Did you say something to her?

-No. Course not.

1:09:261:09:30

What, you didn't actually think she'd go through with it, did you? She's just a scared little girl.

1:09:301:09:34

-No, Abi's all right.

-Too scared to ride your bike.

1:09:341:09:36

Too scared to do anything.

1:09:361:09:38

-I should go and find her.

-Why go looking when you can just stay here and get exactly what you want.

1:09:381:09:46

Why's your phone switched off?

1:09:481:09:50

Abs, you ain't see your mum anywhere, have you?

1:09:531:09:55

Ooh! Hello to you too.

1:10:001:10:01

-You all right, Abs?

-Yeah, great.

1:10:011:10:04

Right.

1:10:081:10:09

Come on. Tell me what's up.

1:10:091:10:12

-And I had a screen test once to be Tom Cruise's body double.

-Oh, yeah...

1:10:161:10:20

-Yeah, but I was too tall, weren't I?

-I'm gonna get a drink.

1:10:201:10:23

-No, no, OK, come on, let's move on. Spot of clubbing.

-It's a bit early for that, innit?

1:10:231:10:29

Carol ain't gonna serve me in here, is she? And why stay and watch

1:10:291:10:34

my aunt and your grandma slobbering over two old blokes?

1:10:341:10:38

So you up for clubbing?

1:10:381:10:40

Is the Pope Catholic?

1:10:401:10:41

Right.

1:10:411:10:43

There you go. Three lagers, one pint...

1:10:431:10:46

And two gin and tonic's and a white wine spritzer. Now, that will be...

1:10:461:10:50

£19.80, please.

1:10:501:10:52

Cheers.

1:10:521:10:54

BOTH: Eh!

1:10:551:10:57

-Gin and tonic please, Carol.

-Yes.

1:10:571:10:58

HE MOUTHS

1:10:591:11:01

I need to change the barrel. Be back in a minute.

1:11:021:11:05

All right. See, nothing to it.

1:11:051:11:07

So how am I doing?

1:11:071:11:10

Not bad. For a novice.

1:11:101:11:13

You two make a good team.

1:11:131:11:14

And I thought it'd be worth something. Like you said, one man's tat is another man's treasure.

1:11:161:11:21

Yeah, well, sometimes, Liam, one man's tat is another man's tat.

1:11:211:11:27

Where did you get it from?

1:11:271:11:29

I should be going.

1:11:301:11:32

Liam...

1:11:331:11:34

Everything all right?

1:11:361:11:38

-Are you really sure you want to go through with this?

-Yeah.

1:11:411:11:44

I love him.

1:11:461:11:48

You're still so young, Abs.

1:11:501:11:51

Well, how old were you when you done it?

1:11:521:11:55

Yeah, well, I'm not exactly the world's best role model, am I?

1:11:561:12:00

And the first time you done it, was it with someone special?

1:12:001:12:03

No. No, not exactly. No.

1:12:071:12:11

So then I'm lucky, right?

1:12:111:12:13

You talked to your mum about this?

1:12:171:12:19

She barely notices me these days.

1:12:211:12:22

So, erm, will you buy the condoms for me?

1:12:281:12:33

I thought we were going to Shoreditch.

1:12:381:12:40

Yeah, why waste time going there when we've got a perfectly good club right here?

1:12:401:12:44

-She's quite the party animal.

-Yeah, I don't think it's for your benefit.

1:12:441:12:48

-So, what do you think of my new look then?

-What new look's that then?

1:12:501:12:55

I saw you looking at me earlier.

1:12:581:12:59

I know that you like me.

1:13:011:13:03

So why pretend that you don't?

1:13:041:13:06

Lauren. Go home.

1:13:061:13:08

Oh, what is wrong with you?

1:13:101:13:11

You're pathetic!

1:13:141:13:15

Fine. I'll just go have some fun with Tyler, then.

1:13:151:13:19

-Where is Tyler?

-He's gone, babe.

1:13:211:13:24

Lauren, maybe it's time you just called it a night.

1:13:241:13:27

Whit, take her home, will you?

1:13:271:13:29

-Come on.

-Get off me.

1:13:291:13:31

Liam, it's like they say.

1:13:431:13:46

Life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

1:13:461:13:49

-I prefer cola.

-Well, anytime you're missing your dad, you can always come round and have a cola with me.

1:13:491:13:55

What about school?

1:13:571:14:00

I think it's best if we keep that between us.

1:14:001:14:03

What exactly are you planning on keeping between the two of you?

1:14:051:14:08

-Have you been bunking off?

-Go easy on him, Carol.

1:14:161:14:18

It says that you've not been to school for three days.

1:14:181:14:21

Why haven't you been to school, Liam?

1:14:211:14:23

Where have you been instead?

1:14:231:14:25

Liam?

1:14:261:14:27

-He's been with me.

-What?

-I've been teaching him about antiques.

1:14:291:14:33

-Oh, right, so antiques is on the national curriculum now, is it?

-He just needed some time out.

1:14:331:14:38

-It's school. The place that we're legally obliged to send our kids to.

-Well, school never did me much good.

1:14:381:14:42

-Clearly.

-What's that supposed to mean?

1:14:421:14:45

Well, maybe if you'd gone to school a little bit more, you'd have learnt right from wrong.

1:14:451:14:49

Do you think I want Liam turning into some drifting, morally-bankrupt chancer?

1:14:491:14:53

Now you're just being rude.

1:14:531:14:55

What's the matter, truth hurt, does it?

1:14:551:14:57

Well, let's see, shall we?

1:14:571:14:58

You are a narrow minded, repressed, control freak.

1:14:581:15:02

Yeah, I'd say the truth definitely hurts.

1:15:041:15:08

You stay away from Liam. And you stay away from me, all right?

1:15:081:15:11

Come on, out.

1:15:111:15:12

Is everything all right?

1:15:201:15:21

Everything's fine. Just stay and enjoy your drink.

1:15:211:15:24

You all right?

1:15:291:15:31

Quite a piece of work your mate, isn't she?

1:15:311:15:33

Look, I'm really sorry about that.

1:15:331:15:34

-You all right?

-Me?

1:15:341:15:37

I'm invincible.

1:15:371:15:39

Oh, is that right?

1:15:391:15:41

Careful, you're beginning to sound like you care.

1:15:411:15:43

Well, I just don't like to see people taken advantage of, that's all.

1:15:431:15:45

Chip?

1:15:481:15:49

He's all yours.

1:16:141:16:16

What was that about?

1:16:231:16:25

Nothing happened, all right.

1:16:251:16:26

She just threw herself at me and I just knocked her back.

1:16:261:16:29

Nothing happened. I swear to you.

1:16:301:16:31

Oh, right, so I suppose you didn't tell her about us then either?

1:16:311:16:34

She was winding me up and I just wanted to shut her up.

1:16:351:16:37

What, by bragging about what we're going to do?

1:16:371:16:39

No. By explaining to her that I wasn't interested.

1:16:391:16:43

-Why not? She's pretty.

-She's not as pretty as you.

1:16:431:16:48

-Yeah well, she obviously has a lot more experience.

-Doesn't matter.

1:16:491:16:53

-Doesn't it?

-No.

1:16:531:16:55

I love you.

1:16:551:16:57

I love you too.

1:16:571:16:59

-Give us a hand, son.

-Right, who's next?

1:17:111:17:13

-That'd be me.

-Excuse me!

1:17:131:17:15

Have you got ID?

1:17:151:17:17

You're joking, right?

1:17:171:17:18

You're lucky I don't bar you.

1:17:181:17:20

OK, tell you what, why don't you take me upstairs, get me a drink and I'll make...

1:17:201:17:24

-Lauren, what was all that? What do you think you're doing?

-Oh, look, it's Daddy dearest.

1:17:271:17:32

Are you drunk?

1:17:331:17:34

So what if I am?

1:17:351:17:37

Service, please!

1:17:371:17:39

You shouldn't be drinking.

1:17:391:17:41

Oh, what, is this you taking the moral high ground?

1:17:411:17:44

-Now that is funny.

-That's enough. Don't be cheeky with me.

1:17:441:17:48

You're a hypocrite.

1:17:481:17:50

You lie. And you cheat. And you ruin people's lives.

1:17:501:17:55

So take a good look at me, Dad, because this is what you've created.

1:17:551:17:58

That's enough. That's enough! Go home, Lauren. Do you hear me? Go home!

1:17:581:18:01

What's the matter?

1:18:041:18:06

Don't you want anyone to know your dirty little secret?

1:18:061:18:11

Well, maybe I'll just fill everyone in then, yeah...

1:18:141:18:17

Get off! Put me down!

1:18:171:18:20

Dad! Can you put me down?

1:18:211:18:23

Well, there's never a dull moment round here, is there?

1:18:231:18:27

You should see it when it really kicks off.

1:18:271:18:29

Another drink?

1:18:311:18:33

Oh, I better not.

1:18:341:18:36

-I should get back and check that Liam's OK.

-Of course.

1:18:361:18:39

-Pat?

-Yeah?

1:18:391:18:41

Will I...

1:18:411:18:43

-Will I see you again?

-Why not?

1:18:431:18:46

Pop in, if you're passing.

1:18:461:18:47

What was that all about?

1:18:541:18:55

Search me. Funny lot round here.

1:18:551:18:57

Amen to that. So, like you said, I think we're better off out of here.

1:18:571:19:02

Now let's not be too hasty. I think I could get used to it.

1:19:021:19:05

Well, don't get too used to it.

1:19:051:19:06

We're moving back to Upton Park.

1:19:061:19:08

-But I...

-It makes sense.

1:19:081:19:10

That's where our trade is.

1:19:101:19:12

We're never gonna find a premises round here quick enough.

1:19:121:19:15

'There are all sorts of things we can do'

1:19:151:19:17

to significantly aid conception.

1:19:171:19:19

If this is your idea of getting me in the mood, it's not working.

1:19:191:19:21

Oh, darling, I'm sorry if it's all a bit full on for you. It's just...

1:19:211:19:25

the idea of having a baby with you is the most amazing idea in the world.

1:19:251:19:29

Listen, darling, just stop worrying, all right? Relax.

1:19:311:19:35

-All right, Dad. I can walk.

-Look at the state of ya!

1:19:381:19:40

Let's see what your mum's got to say.

1:19:421:19:44

Tan?

1:19:441:19:45

-Oh, sorry, I weren't interrupting anything, was I?

-What's happening?

1:19:521:19:56

It's just your daughter's drunk. She's throwing herself at any man in Walford.

1:19:561:20:00

-And he's exaggerating, as usual.

-Right. Lauren, get to your room.

1:20:001:20:03

-I'm not a child, Mum.

-Is that it?

1:20:031:20:05

-What do you think that's gonna do?

-Just calm down.

-Was I talking to you?

1:20:051:20:08

-Max!

-Why are you letting her go out dressed like that?

1:20:081:20:10

It won't be happening again in a hurry cos you, you're grounded.

1:20:101:20:14

What? You can't do that.

1:20:141:20:15

Er, I think you'll find I can. And I just did. So get upstairs and sober up.

1:20:151:20:19

Come on, Lauren, I'll give you a hand up to your room. Come on.

1:20:191:20:22

I'm fine, I can walk, thank you very much.

1:20:251:20:27

Wait, my bag, my bag.

1:20:271:20:29

-This must be a proud moment for you.

-Lauren, come on.

1:20:291:20:32

-Leave it, I'll deal with in in the morning.

-Sorry, you can talk.

1:20:341:20:37

Last time I looked she was your daughter and all.

1:20:371:20:39

You're a joke. You know that? You want another kid. You can't even look after the ones you've got.

1:20:391:20:44

I'm so sorry. I couldn't get away.

1:20:461:20:48

Did you get the, erm?

1:21:201:21:21

I couldn't get them.

1:21:241:21:25

I'm really sorry. I went into the shop but...

1:21:251:21:28

-I'm really sorry.

-All right, don't worry.

1:21:281:21:32

I've got one.

1:21:321:21:33

-I can't.

-Oh, you what?

1:21:421:21:45

I'm really sorry. I can't, Jay. I'm not ready.

1:21:461:21:48

-But you said you was.

-I know. I know.

1:21:481:21:50

And I thought I was. But I can't.

1:21:501:21:52

I don't believe this.

1:21:521:21:54

Please don't be angry.

1:21:541:21:56

Jay, say something.

1:22:051:22:07

-Well, is it me?

-What?

-Don't you fancy me or something?

1:22:081:22:11

No. No, of course not. How could you even think that?

1:22:111:22:14

Cos it ain't the first time you've done it to me, is it?

1:22:141:22:17

I mean, if you keep messing me about. Maybe it's time you grew up.

1:22:171:22:20

-If it means that much to you, why don't you give Lola a call?

-Yeah, well maybe I will.

1:22:201:22:24

-Look, I didn't mean it.

-Oh, forget it.

1:22:271:22:28

You're dumped!

1:22:311:22:33

PHONE RINGS

1:22:441:22:46

-Now is not a good time.

-Babe, I need to see you...

1:22:491:22:52

That's a great motor, yeah. Take it for a spin.

1:22:521:22:54

You won't be disappointed.

1:22:541:22:55

All right, see you then. Bye.

1:22:551:22:58

Clocking on already?

1:22:581:23:00

Well, money never sleeps, does it?

1:23:001:23:02

Not even 40 winks.

1:23:021:23:03

You know what they say. All work and no play makes Max...

1:23:031:23:06

A rich man.

1:23:061:23:08

See you later.

1:23:081:23:10

Oscar's hidden the remote again, has he? You're a right little Houdini! Come here.

1:23:171:23:22

-The keys for the salon, actually. Can't find them anywhere.

-Is that right?

1:23:221:23:25

Cor! Your mum!

1:23:251:23:27

Honestly, eh? Doesn't know when it's under her nose sometimes.

1:23:271:23:31

Thank you.

1:23:311:23:32

Everything all right?

1:23:331:23:34

Yeah. Oscar and me are having a little morning off, aren't we?

1:23:341:23:38

We're going to eat some ice cream, go to the park for a kickabout.

1:23:381:23:40

Eat even more ice cream.

1:23:401:23:42

Things couldn't be better, could they, eh?

1:23:421:23:44

-No.

-Right. Come on, Abs! Shake a leg, it's quarter past!

1:23:441:23:49

Keep it down. My head is banging.

1:23:491:23:51

I'm not surprised, state you were in last night.

1:23:511:23:53

-You're 17!

-Steady on, Tan.

1:23:531:23:55

And you can forget about that trip to Ayia Napa.

1:23:551:23:57

-What?

-You know what.

1:23:591:24:01

Like it's any of your business whether I'm on the pill or not.

1:24:031:24:06

I don't keep things from your mum. That's not how we operate, is it?

1:24:061:24:10

She's had enough of that from your old man.

1:24:101:24:11

Oi, cloth ears! That's three nights you owe me.

1:24:151:24:17

I heard you the first time.

1:24:171:24:19

How much?! What, per square foot? Right, cheers.

1:24:271:24:32

SCREAMS

1:24:351:24:37

What are you doing?!

1:24:371:24:38

I'm helping you out. I mean, being that hot must be illegal.

1:24:381:24:41

Moron!

1:24:411:24:44

-Why aren't you dressed and ready for school?

-I'm not feeling well.

1:24:491:24:52

Right, well, it is the last day of school, I suppose.

1:24:521:24:55

And you. You are not to go anywhere, do you understand?

1:24:591:25:03

-It's my turn to open the stall.

-Well, that's just tough, innit?

1:25:031:25:07

You watch her like a hawk.

1:25:071:25:09

Honestly, right, Tyler thinks he's God's gift.

1:25:121:25:14

-Lucky Jules weren't there.

-Well lucky. He'd have filled him in.

1:25:141:25:17

He is such a gent.

1:25:171:25:19

Men like ours are hard to find, Jode.

1:25:191:25:21

I'm teaching Jules how to foot-massage.

1:25:211:25:23

I don't even have to tell Darren my pizza toppings any more.

1:25:231:25:26

It's a two-way street, though.

1:25:261:25:28

It is a two-way street. I said to Darren,

1:25:281:25:30

romance is like a tandem.

1:25:301:25:32

-A tandem?

-A tandem, Poppy. It's more fun if you both pedal.

1:25:321:25:35

Mum and Max are always doing little things for each other.

1:25:351:25:38

It's the little things, right, Mum?

1:25:381:25:40

Going to be late.

1:25:401:25:41

So anyway, did I tell you what he did when I was walking down?

1:25:451:25:47

You could have dropped them pills anywhere. No point in 'fessing up.

1:25:471:25:50

-I know my husband.

-What do you want to do, call the whole thing off?

1:25:501:25:53

Just say the word.

1:25:531:25:55

-Thank you.

-Coffee, please.

1:25:551:25:57

That's not what I'm saying, is it?

1:25:571:25:59

It's just, I can't talk to anyone else about it.

1:25:591:26:02

We can always talk at the flat.

1:26:021:26:04

-My appointment book's heaving.

-You know, we ain't christened the shower yet.

1:26:061:26:10

Half-twelve. Tube station.

1:26:141:26:15

How much? What, for an hour? No, thanks!

1:26:171:26:21

-Delicious.

-I only clear the plates.

1:26:241:26:26

Carol, I'm having a get-together tonight.

1:26:281:26:32

Nothing formal.

1:26:321:26:34

Raise a glass to see us off.

1:26:341:26:35

Sorry. I got kids to look after.

1:26:351:26:38

Ricky's in Dubai. But then Liam would have told you all about that.

1:26:381:26:41

Here, Carol, is Tiff free later?

1:26:411:26:44

I'm having a little birthday bash for Bobby.

1:26:441:26:46

-I'll bring her over. Thanks.

-Oh, great.

1:26:461:26:48

I needed to bolster the numbers.

1:26:481:26:49

Here, Mo, have you got any idea how much they want to hire a clown for the afternoon?

1:26:491:26:53

Dunno.

1:26:531:26:55

Max, how much do you pay Darren these days?

1:26:551:26:57

It's a joke, 150 big ones. Daylight robbery.

1:26:571:27:00

-Ian! Sorry, meant to drop this off yesterday. It's just a little present and card for Bobby.

-Thanks.

1:27:001:27:05

Presents are a bit thin on the ground this year.

1:27:051:27:08

Are they? Well, make sure you make a fuss of him.

1:27:081:27:11

That's all they want, really.

1:27:111:27:12

I promised him a party, but I don't know what eight-year-olds are into.

1:27:121:27:16

I can do you the complete package. All stress-free for £100.

1:27:161:27:20

-Where are you going to rustle up a birthday party out of thin air?

-I ain't. But I know a man who can.

1:27:201:27:26

I'm making a bacon sarnie, you want one?

1:27:371:27:39

Are you trying to make me hurl?

1:27:391:27:42

No-one forced vodka down your neck, Lauren. It was your own decision.

1:27:421:27:46

You just have to live with it.

1:27:461:27:48

-What is it with you and this phone?

-Hey!

1:27:481:27:50

Just face it, Abi, Jay ain't going to call!

1:27:501:27:52

He's probably lost interest.

1:27:521:27:55

For your information Lauren, I dumped him.

1:27:551:27:58

You all right?

1:28:081:28:09

Come here.

1:28:141:28:15

All right, Rat Face? Mad Dog in?

1:28:421:28:44

OPERA MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY

1:28:511:28:54

I'm after a complete birthday party experience.

1:29:041:29:08

How much?

1:29:081:29:09

£50.

1:29:091:29:11

Rat Face!

1:29:111:29:12

Dig out them disco lights.

1:29:141:29:17

Fat Elvis let you down?

1:29:181:29:20

-He's on holiday.

-Anywhere nice?

-Wandsworth.

1:29:201:29:24

Six months, credit card fraud.

1:29:241:29:27

MUSIC RISES

1:29:271:29:29

Turn it down! Do you want the council poking their nose in?

1:29:291:29:34

Got some counterfeit vodka. Could light your barbecue with it.

1:29:371:29:41

-Slip it in the punch, they'll never know.

-It ain't a knees-up.

1:29:411:29:45

It's for an eight-year-old.

1:29:451:29:47

I got just the thing.

1:29:471:29:49

-Nice drop, that one.

-Yeah, it's Greg's favourite.

1:29:521:29:54

-I remember, we used to drink enough of them at the book club to sink the Ark Royal.

-We did.

1:29:541:29:58

Great minds think alike.

1:29:581:30:00

The Merlot. I'm treating Max to lunch. Thought I'd go the whole hog.

1:30:001:30:05

Sorry, I think I've got the last one here.

1:30:051:30:07

-Ah, well, never mind.

-You know what, you have it.

1:30:071:30:11

-Really?

-Yeah. Greg's more of a lager man anyway.

1:30:111:30:15

Max, it's me, when you get this, give me a call.

1:30:201:30:23

We're going to have to cancel.

1:30:231:30:25

Mum, how come you ain't at the salon?

1:30:251:30:26

Dumb and dumber are tearing their hair out.

1:30:261:30:28

What part of "grounded" don't you understand?

1:30:281:30:30

I came to see you!

1:30:321:30:34

Yeah, all right. Every time you open your mouth, it's another lie.

1:30:341:30:37

Yeah?

1:30:371:30:38

Must be in the genes.

1:30:401:30:42

Where did you...?

1:30:421:30:43

Come with me.

1:30:441:30:45

-Abs, will you just give us a minute, please?

-Fine.

1:30:561:30:59

Just pretend that I'm not here.

1:30:591:31:01

Does Greg know?

1:31:051:31:06

Lauren!

1:31:081:31:10

Relax. I told him they were mine.

1:31:101:31:14

Thank you. Thank you.

1:31:161:31:17

-He thinks you're trying for a baby, Mum!

-I'm just...

1:31:181:31:21

I'm just trying to buy myself time.

1:31:211:31:23

You can't just rush into a decision like this. Not at my age.

1:31:231:31:26

Rush into what?

1:31:261:31:28

Marriage is a minefield, Lauren.

1:31:281:31:30

You get pregnant. Everything changes.

1:31:301:31:32

-A bloke looks elsewhere...

-What? Like you did?

1:31:321:31:34

I told you. What happened with me and your dad -

1:31:341:31:37

it was a mistake, all right? It was a stupid mistake and it's just, it's in the past now.

1:31:371:31:41

-I don't get it. Greg worships the ground you walk on.

-I know that.

1:31:411:31:45

-Yeah, and you keep lying to his face.

-It's not a "no", all right.

1:31:451:31:48

-It's just a "not yet".

-I don't believe you. You're making a mug of him. Again!

-Fine!

1:31:481:31:53

You're so cocksure, Lauren. You go and tell him. Go and make his life a misery.

1:31:531:31:57

-You're doing that all on your own, Mum.

-Life does not fit into neat little boxes, Lauren.

1:31:571:32:01

I don't want to hurt him, all right?

1:32:071:32:08

That's the last thing I want to do.

1:32:081:32:12

You sound like dad, you know that?

1:32:121:32:14

I know that I've brought you up to tell the truth.

1:32:181:32:21

You and Abs. To be open and honest.

1:32:211:32:25

Cos most of the time that is the right way.

1:32:281:32:30

Most of the time.

1:32:321:32:34

-You do love him, don't you?

-Who?

1:32:361:32:39

Greg! Who did you think I meant?

1:32:411:32:42

I married him, didn't I? I mean, of course.

1:32:441:32:47

Greg is kind. He's reliable.

1:32:471:32:49

He's considerate.

1:32:491:32:52

He thinks the world of you three.

1:32:521:32:53

What more do you want, Mum?

1:32:551:32:57

I just want to take things at my own pace, Lauren.

1:32:591:33:02

You understand that, don't you?

1:33:021:33:04

Fine. Whatever.

1:33:061:33:08

I'll see you later, yeah?

1:33:081:33:10

-You're still grounded.

-I think this makes us quits, don't you?

1:33:121:33:17

-Oh, hi.

-Hiya. You all right?

1:33:231:33:25

-You smell nice.

-Thank you. Yeah, I just had a quick shower.

1:33:251:33:29

Air conditioning's bust. It's like a sauna in that office.

1:33:291:33:32

You saved me a phone call. It should be nearly ready.

1:33:321:33:34

What's that?

1:33:341:33:36

Ta-da.

1:33:391:33:41

-The very man. You could quite possibly save my life.

-What's up?

1:33:451:33:49

Fuse box has gone. They can't get anybody out till five...

1:33:491:33:52

I can't, sorry. It's a legal thing. Qualified sparkies only.

1:33:521:33:56

-What?

-Ian, why don't you have the party over at the B&B, if you like?

1:33:561:34:00

-You sure?

-Well, I'd have to change my plans but...

1:34:001:34:03

-Oh, that is fantast...

-Oh, ye of little faith!

1:34:031:34:08

Ta-da!

1:34:081:34:10

D'you know what, I never thought I'd say this - Mo Harris, you are a superstar. That's brill!

1:34:101:34:15

Where on earth did you get it?

1:34:151:34:17

Walford Town Football Club mothballed the mascot after he punched the ref.

1:34:171:34:21

Might not fit you, though.

1:34:211:34:23

-That didn't even touch the sides.

-Cos it was so good.

1:34:291:34:33

I hope you're in the mood for dessert.

1:34:331:34:34

Babe, I can't. Got an auction, ain't I? Plaistow, two o'clock.

1:34:341:34:38

-Another one?

-Well, the new regs are coming out in September,

1:34:381:34:41

the leasing company's flogging the old stock.

1:34:411:34:43

We never spend any time together any more. It's like I'm invisible.

1:34:431:34:46

-Things are going to calm down. I promise.

-When?

-I don't know, V. Soon.

1:34:461:34:50

Maybe we could go away. Warm up for the honeymoon.

1:34:501:34:52

What do you want me to do?

1:34:521:34:53

Take a couple of bunches off the money tree?

1:34:531:34:56

You were claiming you were Rockefeller this morning.

1:34:561:34:58

All right, Tan.

1:35:001:35:02

Yeah, I just wanted a quick word about Lauren.

1:35:041:35:10

Right, what's she been up to?

1:35:101:35:12

I don't know why she don't just move back in.

1:35:121:35:14

-Cut out the middle man.

-Sorry?

1:35:141:35:16

Lauren's never going to respect you if you come running back to Max every five minutes.

1:35:161:35:20

D'you know what? We can do this later.

1:35:201:35:22

Tan...

1:35:221:35:24

-So why did you go and say that?

-What?

1:35:291:35:31

I'm always last in the queue.

1:35:311:35:33

-You wonder why with a gob like that.

-Excuse me!

1:35:331:35:36

You realise you're a traitor to the sisterhood?

1:35:401:35:43

Oh, will you give him a break?

1:35:431:35:45

It's hard being a single parent.

1:35:451:35:47

Yeah, and who's fault is that?

1:35:471:35:48

Jane was a friend of yours, in case you forgot.

1:35:481:35:51

And Jane will understand.

1:35:511:35:52

Look, I...

1:35:521:35:54

I just want Bobby to have a really lovely birthday.

1:35:541:35:59

I've always had a soft spot for him.

1:35:591:36:01

He's cute.

1:36:011:36:02

Um... Where shall I put these?

1:36:021:36:06

You want me to answer that?

1:36:061:36:07

Give 'em here.

1:36:091:36:11

Ta. Go careful.

1:36:111:36:13

What is this?

1:36:171:36:18

Well, I thought they could play pass-the-parcel.

1:36:201:36:22

How are they supposed to get into that? Blowtorch?

1:36:221:36:25

Jane was so good at this stuff.

1:36:271:36:29

Oh, darling, look, I'm sure I've got some Christmas stuff upstairs.

1:36:291:36:33

-I don't know how to thank you for all this.

-Well, you can just buy us lunch in the Vic sometime.

1:36:331:36:38

Preferably when Jean's not around.

1:36:381:36:41

I think I can stretch to that.

1:36:411:36:43

-I don't think so. No, cancer's not on my list of things to do.

-All right! All right.

1:37:481:37:53

Rainie, what have I said to you about smoking in the house?

1:37:531:37:58

Look at the state of it. Abi. Abi, what do you think you're wearing?

1:37:581:38:02

-Oh, right, so you notice me now.

-Is that my top?

-I would've asked, it's just that you're never around.

1:38:021:38:06

-Jay might like it, but I'm not happy with you going out dressed like some tart.

-All right, leave off her.

1:38:061:38:11

-Don't you speak to me like that.

-Or what exactly?

1:38:111:38:13

Just give 'em a break, will ya? They're sensible girls.

1:38:131:38:17

-Abi's careful, ain't you?

-What do you mean "careful"?

1:38:171:38:19

Abi?

1:38:221:38:23

We didn't do anything, all right?

1:38:261:38:28

Jay and I broke up. The packet's not even opened. You can check if you like.

1:38:281:38:32

-Right, so you knew my daughter was buying condoms and you never told me?

-She didn't buy them!

1:38:321:38:37

I weren't happy about it. Course I weren't. But she needs to be safe.

1:38:401:38:44

So you're giving my daughter sexual advice now, are you?

1:38:441:38:46

-It's not like you're around for them.

-What?

1:38:461:38:47

What with your business and Greg and all that. These two need you, Tan.

1:38:471:38:52

All right, I know I'm not perfect, Rai, but I try.

1:38:521:38:56

I try really hard. I'm a mum.

1:38:561:38:57

I'm a wife. I run a business. A very successful business, actually.

1:38:571:39:00

What have you ever achieved, eh?

1:39:001:39:02

-Mum...

-Nothing. Nothing. Cos you're weak. You're weak, Rainie.

1:39:021:39:05

You will never amount to anything.

1:39:051:39:07

I'm just trying to help.

1:39:071:39:10

You're nothing but a sponge, Rainie.

1:39:101:39:12

You're a leech. Maybe they should give you a certificate for that.

1:39:121:39:14

Oi, you! I saw you.

1:39:211:39:25

You hit jackpot with that dealer the other night.

1:39:251:39:27

So?

1:39:291:39:30

You want a freebie, is that it?

1:39:321:39:34

I mean it. Clear off.

1:39:371:39:39

What happened to the auction? Did she cancel?

1:39:441:39:47

-Sorry?

-Who are HVB Property Services?

1:39:501:39:53

It's none of your business. It's my account.

1:39:581:40:01

No wonder we can't afford a holiday

1:40:011:40:02

-when you've got some dolly bird shacked up.

-I ain't even going to grace that with an answer.

1:40:021:40:06

-What am I supposed to think? You haven't touched me in weeks.

-Hi!

1:40:061:40:10

-Oh-oh. Domestic alert.

-Is everything all right?

-No, not really.

1:40:101:40:16

Your mum thinks I'm having an affair.

1:40:161:40:19

-Well, how else do you explain the rent?

-Cos it ain't rent.

1:40:191:40:22

-Now I'm confused.

-Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

1:40:221:40:25

My mate Johnny owns the property company.

1:40:261:40:28

He's had to sell the family silver just to stay afloat.

1:40:281:40:30

What's that got to do with anything?

1:40:301:40:32

Who are you - Cagney and Lacey?

1:40:321:40:34

He sold me his motor. Reported it nicked

1:40:341:40:36

-so he could claim on the insurance.

-So you're dealing in bent cars now.

1:40:361:40:39

It's a one-off.

1:40:391:40:40

All I'm doing is sticking the payments through his books

1:40:401:40:43

so his insurance company don't smell a rat.

1:40:431:40:45

All that for a friend?

1:40:471:40:49

Now, that's what I call loyalty.

1:40:491:40:51

Well, you know... you try telling her that.

1:40:511:40:54

CHILDREN SHOUT

1:40:571:40:58

Here you are.

1:41:101:41:11

-Your sister seems to be thawing out a bit.

-Oh, ignore her.

1:41:121:41:15

She don't like big surprises.

1:41:151:41:17

Quite partial to surprises.

1:41:171:41:20

Always keen to try new experiences.

1:41:201:41:22

Come on, then. Listen up! Listen up! Who's for musical chairs?

1:41:241:41:28

CHILDREN SCREAM

1:41:281:41:29

If it was up to me, I'd just kick her out.

1:41:291:41:32

It's about time Rainie stood on her own two feet.

1:41:321:41:36

That doesn't change the fact that she's right, does it?

1:41:361:41:40

Babe, she's just pushing your buttons.

1:41:401:41:43

She's a wind-up merchant, ain't she?

1:41:431:41:45

I should go.

1:41:481:41:50

Why?

1:41:501:41:52

You know, Vanessa's at the salon with Jodie.

1:41:531:41:55

She's going to be ages.

1:41:571:41:58

We got the whole place to ourselves.

1:42:001:42:02

I can't, Max. I can't do this any more.

1:42:051:42:08

What do you mean you can't? What are you saying?

1:42:081:42:10

It's just it's this lying.

1:42:101:42:12

Constantly. It's bad enough Greg and Vanessa.

1:42:121:42:14

-But these are our children.

-Yeah, and we're there for 'em. Always.

1:42:141:42:18

But Tan, the kids are going to grow up, aren't they? College. Husbands.

1:42:191:42:24

They're going to fly the nest. Gone.

1:42:241:42:27

And then what?

1:42:281:42:30

-I can't think about that right now.

-You should.

1:42:311:42:33

Who do you want keeping you warm? Me or him?

1:42:371:42:39

Isn't this what you want for the rest of your days?

1:42:491:42:51

What are you doing? Get off!

1:43:121:43:15

Get off! Help! Help! Help! Help!

1:43:151:43:19

-BANG!

-Oi!

1:43:191:43:21

You all right, love? You all right?

1:43:251:43:28

Come on, can you get up?

1:43:281:43:31

# Happy birthday to you. #

1:43:381:43:42

CHEERING

1:43:421:43:44

Go on, then, make a wish.

1:43:441:43:46

I wish Mum was coming home.

1:43:471:43:49

Make another wish, mate.

1:43:511:43:53

Come on!

1:43:541:43:56

-Come on, Bobby, blow. Come on!

-Blow! Blow! That's it.

1:43:561:44:00

CHEERING

1:44:001:44:01

Poor kid. It's hard enough at our age.

1:44:031:44:05

You know what they say. Life's for the living. You just gotta know when to move on.

1:44:051:44:10

Yeah, but it's not that easy, is it?

1:44:101:44:12

Taking the plunge.

1:44:121:44:14

I will if you will.

1:44:161:44:17

You know, if you asked me a year ago if I'd be where I am now,

1:44:171:44:20

then you could've knocked me down with a feather.

1:44:201:44:23

Exactly. Sometimes you just can't see what's

1:44:231:44:26

in front of your face, can you?

1:44:261:44:28

-What are you doing?

-Well... I thought...

1:44:291:44:33

No. No! Time to go home, everybody. Come on, go and get your party bags.

1:44:331:44:38

In there. That's it. Come on! Time to go home!

1:44:381:44:41

Chop chop. Lovely.

1:44:411:44:43

Off you go.

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Party's over.

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It was fun. It's like old times, innit?

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Our marital bed.

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Yeah, I don't think much to the wallpaper, actually.

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That's because you've always had impeccable taste.

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PHONE RINGS

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It's V.

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Go on, then.

1:45:211:45:22

Hello.

1:45:281:45:29

Well, I'm with Jack, why?

1:45:311:45:32

All right, well, stay there. I'll be right over.

1:45:371:45:39

Max?

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Oi...

1:45:501:45:51

-There you are, darling.

-Thank you.

1:45:551:45:57

Are you all right? What happened?

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-Some lowlife stole her handbag.

-Can I please just go home now?

1:45:591:46:03

No, no. You're not going anywhere till this is fixed.

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Your round.

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Last of the big spenders, eh?

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Just don't tell the tax man.

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Or the council.

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I ain't paid a penny in rent on that lock-up since day one.

1:46:171:46:21

What happened, babe? Are you all right?

1:46:221:46:25

-OK? I'll take over now, cheers, mate.

-All right, thanks.

1:46:281:46:31

-Thank you.

-It's a pleasure.

1:46:311:46:35

Are you all right?

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I called you five times.

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My phone, it was on silent.

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Jack, he'd been to see Ronnie. He wanted to off-load.

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It don't matter.

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All that matters is you.

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Come on, let's go home.

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And I was told this was a nice neighbourhood.

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-Not met Mad Dog, then?

-Dodgy, is he?

1:47:001:47:05

Mo's hardly the greatest referee.

1:47:051:47:07

Anyone who squats in a lock-up, you know, is not exactly Mother Teresa.

1:47:071:47:11

Is that right?

1:47:111:47:14

One phone call to the council and he'd be out, I expect.

1:47:141:47:17

And you're telling me this because...?

1:47:171:47:20

Just making conversation. I don't know what you're smiling at me for.

1:47:201:47:24

You're still in the doghouse as far as I'm concerned.

1:47:241:47:26

All I did was lend Liam a friendly ear. Is that a crime?

1:47:261:47:30

-I just want an apology.

-Yeah?

1:47:301:47:33

Snap.

1:47:331:47:35

How's your head?

1:47:421:47:43

I should thank him.

1:47:431:47:46

Knocked some sense into me.

1:47:461:47:48

Sorry for doubting you.

1:47:511:47:53

Don't matter.

1:47:561:47:58

All matters is that you're OK.

1:47:591:48:02

Do you fancy an early night?

1:48:121:48:14

Your the one that's supposed to have a headache, aren't you?

1:48:161:48:19

I'll run you a bath.

1:48:221:48:24

Oi.

1:48:591:49:01

What? What do you want?

1:49:011:49:03

-Well?

-Do I have to spell it out to you?

1:49:031:49:07

Hurry up, bath's getting cold.

1:49:251:49:27

Do you want a cup of tea?

1:49:271:49:29

V, do you want a cup of tea?

1:49:311:49:34

We need to talk.

1:49:401:49:41

-Um...

-About Max.

-Why?

1:49:411:49:46

Why do you think?

1:49:461:49:49

You better come through.

1:49:501:49:52

What's happened to your face?

1:49:561:49:58

Oh, I got mugged. But it's fine.

1:49:581:50:01

Listen. Given the choice, you're probably the last person I'd come to talk to about this,

1:50:011:50:06

but I know you've been through it too.

1:50:061:50:09

Max is cheating on me.

1:50:131:50:15

Found this in the lounge.

1:50:171:50:20

It's not my colour. Or Jodie's.

1:50:201:50:24

-There it is!

-What, it's yours?

1:50:241:50:27

Yes! Yeah. Well, it WAS mine till Lauren pinched it.

1:50:271:50:30

Honestly, I have to nail things down in this house.

1:50:301:50:32

You've obviously got the wrong end of the stick.

1:50:361:50:38

-You sound like Max.

-Do I?

1:50:391:50:43

Did he do that to you?

1:50:431:50:45

Make you feel like you're going mad?

1:50:461:50:49

It's not me, is it?

1:50:491:50:50

Please tell me it's not just me.

1:50:501:50:53

Maybe... Maybe sometimes.

1:50:531:50:55

I swore I wouldn't do this.

1:50:551:50:57

Vanessa, listen to me. He's not cheating on you.

1:50:591:51:03

-You sound so sure.

-The bloke's been asking me about ideas for the wedding.

1:51:031:51:07

Talk about insensitive.

1:51:071:51:09

Max?

1:51:091:51:11

Yeah, if he'd have put as much effort into our marriage

1:51:111:51:15

as he has into thinking about your big day,

1:51:151:51:20

then we wouldn't be stood here now.

1:51:201:51:23

I'm so sorry.

1:51:261:51:28

It's just...Harry.

1:51:281:51:31

Once bitten, and all that.

1:51:311:51:35

Yeah, I know.

1:51:351:51:37

You got nothing to worry about.

1:51:381:51:41

Thank you.

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There are fireworks aplenty when Janine throws a millionaire's party for the Square's residents with a special surprise for Ricky. Greg and Lauren make a shocking discovery about Tanya, while a suspicious Vanessa resolves to deal with her growing doubts about Max. Lola causes mischief during Abi and Jay's romantic evening, Carol rumbles Liam's secret and Eddie receives a worrying call. Dot takes in a new lodger and Ian makes a fool of himself at Bobby's birthday bash.


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