26/02/2012 EastEnders Omnibus


26/02/2012

Derek puts his sinister plan to target Roxy into action - but what will Jack think about his brother's machinations? A guilty Whitney attempts to put things right with Fat Boy.


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-You are my kind of breakfast.

-Never been called breakfast before.

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Breakfast, lunch. Dinner.

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Don't worry, he's gone out.

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Fatboy doesn't get up this early. Not when he's not working.

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Yeah, it's awkward, ain't it?

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This is our fault. We've got to make it OK.

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OK.

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Janine!

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So, single guy, loads of time on my hands. Loads of energy.

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I told you it wouldn't last.

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-So, I was wondering about another club night?

-Ha-ha.

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Another consignment tomorrow, yeah?

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-Yeah, I'll sort you out next week, though, yeah?

-Cash, now.

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-How is she?

-Yeah, she's good.

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Jack, we got to go, really, we're in a bit of a hurry.

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-I'll walk with you.

-Give him five minutes, eh?

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Can you not just keep your fat nose out of anything?

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-Oi. You mess with my brother, you mess with me.

-Derek.

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Except I'm not messing with him, am I? He knows his days.

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And today ain't one of them.

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You want to come for a walk with Auntie Shirley? Yeah?

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Oh, don't do that, you'll give her nightmares.

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Look, I gave you a club night and you spent most of it

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giving a shout out to, what was it?

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Oh, "My girl, Whitney, you're so peng."

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Come on, man, it was banging in there.

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Yeah. With people that didn't spend a penny.

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Apart from on the toilet floor. It's dog eat dog.

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Yeah, and Fats is hungry.

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I've seen more appetite on an anorexic hamster with a broken leg.

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What do you want, Janine?

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Coffee, please, and maybe some service with a smile.

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Come on, Lady J, all right. Give me one more shot.

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Give me one more night. Have I told you how nice your hair looks today?

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No. Blud.

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Go on, Janine.

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Listen, you need to learn to grab your chance when you can.

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Ask Tyler.

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-Fats.

-We're cool, innit. You cool? You cool? I'm cool.

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-I'm cool, you cool?

-Cool.

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Everybody's cool, then, innit? Great. So, great.

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So, I go to Sonia's and you're with Fatboy.

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And I come back, and now you're with the letch.

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Awkward. Keep the change.

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Just don't.

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Are you forgetting what he did to Michael?

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No, listen, I got rent to pay, bills to pay, OK.

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Need to save every penny we can.

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And give all those pennies to Derek? The man's dangerous.

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He must be making what? Six quid a bottle.

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And he's selling it to you for two quid cheaper than kosher.

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Know what I'm going to do?

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I'm going to find out where he gets them from. Deal directly.

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Just cut out the middle man.

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-Then you're on your own, son.

-Thank you, Paddy.

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I hope you know what you're doing.

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Course I know what I'm doing, I'm Alfie Moon, ain't I?

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You and Peroxide back there. Shirley, smirking away.

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You got any idea what this is going to cost?

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Don't act like you ain't bothered, Jack.

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You want to do your fighting, do it in the ring.

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I ain't going to let them two destroy my family.

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Get a screwdriver to this lot, look at the state of it.

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OK.

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Open.

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Um, is that it?

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You wanted to stay in this business. This is how it goes.

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Do you want a day's work?

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What? Shifting this lot? It's a piece of pie.

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-We haven't got enough money for staff.

-Since when?

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Since my ex-wife started bleeding me dry.

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Let the Fats put a little love into it and you can watch these babies fly.

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-Yes!

-No, Christian's away working his socks off,

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I'm here doing every hour I can.

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-You're hired.

-You're fired.

-Syed!

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You know what, times are hard, don't play on my emotions, please.

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I've got a meeting with the shipping people.

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Um, so who's going to look after the stall?

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I'm not the one that dumped the poor boy.

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The day after Valentine's.

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Yeah, well, you need a good DJ.

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Billy!

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Everyone loves his tunes, you know?

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Excuse me, pregnant woman. Trip hazard.

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OK, I'm shifting them.

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Do you know how many cocktails I sold that night? Champagne? None.

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Toilets broken? Two. Shall I do it again?

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Hmm. No.

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You really are showing your age, Janine.

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I mean, for someone who runs a club you ain't half out of touch.

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Guilty conscience. Ouch.

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What I'm trying to say is you've got a pile of cheap vodka here, right?

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Look at clubs out in Romford, fiver on the door, pound a drink.

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You do that here, you'll have kids queuing round the block.

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Just trust me. You do the sums.

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She said she'd do lunchtime.

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Well, she wants to do the stall.

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In those heels?

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OK, maybe "wants to" is pushing it a bit.

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So, it's a good job our gorgeous Maitre D' is back.

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Sorry, is that gorgeous in the hideously deformed, elephant man sense?

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No. Just gorgeous.

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I can't even carry anything that heavy.

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Well, your dad said a mate from the mosque has a son looking for work.

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We can't afford that.

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Kind of got no choice.

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Husband and wife running a business.

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You'd have thought we'd have looked at our parents and learned but...

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Amira. Amira working the market.

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Please.

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Show me what to do.

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Just looking, just looking. Well, this, this is lovely.

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Usually 30, but seeing as it's you, I'll do it for a tenner.

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I'll put it here, yeah, stuff it in your bag, do whatever.

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I'll turn around, I'm not looking.

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-It's only a tenner, tenner.

-OK, then.

-Yeah. Thank you.

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You'll love it, you'll absolutely love it.

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-There you go.

-Thank you.

-Cheers, have a lovely day.

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Take care, bye-bye.

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Amazing. I'll give you a cut of the profits.

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-Deal. Boom.

-Yes.

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Just look at him, sniffing round her. I know how boys' minds work.

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Yeah, cos yours are such ladies' men, right?

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Eating my food, playing my Ludo. He doesn't fool me.

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It's her that doesn't understand.

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She's only ever had to fight homosexuals off before.

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Syed was not a homosexual back then.

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-Oh, maybe she'll turn Anthony too.

-Ah.

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I thought she had no money for staff.

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-He's probably not gay enough, darling.

-Denise!

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Fats!

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One chance. Don't blow it.

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Lady J, you are not going to regret this, you know that.

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Well, you know, every loser deserves a break. You're on tonight.

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# I'm on tonight, on tonight on tonight. #

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Um...

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I mean, it's good to just be friends, isn't it?

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-He's just helping out on the stall.

-The thing about young men...

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-She's worried he'll try and ravish you over them T-shirts.

-Denise.

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Or he'll just jump you, get you pregnant.

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Ruin your life, ruin his own.

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Only joking. Got any oil for hinges?

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Yes, it's round the corner, bottom shelf.

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When he was at the Vic, it was a different girl every morning.

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I don't think Amira needs to hear that.

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Or was that Tyler?

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They were both swanning around with just their skimpy pants on.

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I was trying to have a private conversation here.

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Look, there is nothing going on. He's not old enough.

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He's not rich enough. He's not Muslim enough. OK?

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Roxy! Rox! Listen.

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About what I said earlier. What I said last week.

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Well, I only did what any mother would do.

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Course you did. And I respect you for that.

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Course you do, Derek. What d'you want?

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Look, Jack's still got his access days, I'm still Amy's uncle.

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Why don't we bury the hatchet, eh? For her sake.

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-I'm busy.

-She said she's busy.

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Get your hands off me!

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Look. It's the club. The CCTV camera's gone on the blink.

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Oh, really? Oh, and that is my problem because why?

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I'm an old boy, I don't know how that stuff works.

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Aw, Derek, am I supposed to feel sorry for you?

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-Look, Phil said that you and Ronnie had it installed, eh?

-Yeah.

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-And seeing that I'm running the place for him...

-I said no.

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Woah, some people would call that stalking.

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Haven't you got prisons to visit?

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I am talking tunes, all right.

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Some big boy beats, and some bad boy bassline. Plus cheap drinks.

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Oh, I understood that bit.

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And there's going to be boys there, all with multipacks and that.

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-Not that I'm drinking.

-And who wants a boy? I want a man.

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You ask and the Fatboy will provide.

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Just make sure you're both there.

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Tell me that is not what I think it is?

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-Whitney, tell me that you're not?

-It's cool. Just chill out.

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-No! Whitney!

-I hope you washed him down first.

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All right, all right, let's just get back to the main event, yeah?

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Big up to Janine, props to her, innit? She changed her mind.

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-That's wicked.

-Yeah, I knew you'd persuade her.

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What?

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Is it National Society of Protection of Fatboy day

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-or something?

-Fats, listen to me, I'm sorry.

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I told her cos you deserve it.

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I stand on my own two feet now.

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She was just helping you out, Fats.

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You know what? This is long.

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Forget tonight, all right. Forget it all, man.

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This is long, yeah. Get out my way, I ain't nobody's joke.

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Oh, you're back early.

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I understand Anthony's getting a cut of our profits?

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-If it's the money...

-It's about a business partner not pulling her weight.

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-Woah, don't talk to her like that.

-Sorry?

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-Why do you always embarrass me?

-Why do you have to be a princess?

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Either you're in this business or you're out.

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-Great.

-You can do this, all right.

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I don't see why I should.

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How about you do it to prove him wrong?

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There you are. Customer.

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Just looking, just looking.

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Anthony says you're cutting Derek out of the booze scheme.

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I say a lot of things.

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Yeah, well, I'm in. Give us a beer, will you?

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I liked Eddie more than Eddie liked me.

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And I liked Norman more than Norman liked me.

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Men are like cardigans. You've got to try a lot on.

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Not that you need a man. Or a cardigan.

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Mama Jean.

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Or a frog or a pebble.

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Or a fish...in the sea.

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It's out there somewhere. Love. Not the cardigan.

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You saw him. He's gutted.

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Maybe we should back off a little bit.

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Can't we just go somewhere and curl up till it all goes away?

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Sounds like my kind of afternoon.

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Hey. You don't have to thank me.

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I'm sure there's a bench in Heaven with my name on it.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, Fatboy's been banging on about it.

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He's really excited, it's going to be great.

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-Well, it better had be.

-It will be.

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Tyler, he's our mate. He's our mate, they all are.

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So, you and me, we have to sort this out.

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-We have to.

-OK.

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The thing is, Billy, Derek's got a lot of mates.

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-And I'm not in the loop.

-Phil'd know. He's got contacts.

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-He is a nasty piece of work.

-Yeah, Paddy.

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I'd love to see him get what's coming to him. But I don't want to see you in a box.

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I appreciate that, but it's not your battle.

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Anything to wipe that smile off Derek's face.

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You're cutting Derek out?

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You working here now?

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While Kat's away. Leopard print's upstairs, get it on.

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Hold on, I said Derek. Are you?

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-Well, no, not actually cutting him out.

-Why not? Why?

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What he doesn't know won't hurt him. Which is a shame cos right now...

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I'm going to find out who his contact is.

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Are you? Yeah? How?

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No. So, it's a good job I'm here, isn't it?

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Lauren.

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Lauren, wait.

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Two seconds.

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Look, it just happened so fast.

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-I don't know, I just didn't have a chance to tell you.

-Hmm.

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-But it's different, it feels right.

-Yeah, and you trust him, do you?

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Course I do. He was just waiting for the right girl.

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You do know that Fatboy loves you?

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Yeah, I know. And I love him too. I do.

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Just as a mate. That's the whole reason I'm doing this.

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Yeah, it's a bit obvious.

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You're just doing exactly what Mercy did to him.

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I know it's wrong. I know it's wrong.

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But I can't love two people at the same time.

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I can't lie, Lauren.

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You don't half know how to make things complicated.

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Come here.

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You got five minutes.

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-Right, text everyone you know.

-Everyone?

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Everyone. And you, can you design some sort of flyer?

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-Just make it, make it good.

-That's not much of a brief, is it?

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Happy Mondays. No, Manic Mondays.

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-Manic Mondays.

-Yeah.

-Put it online.

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Right, it's a fiver on the door, pound a drink.

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-Where you going?

-I've got to go distract Fats.

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To get his laptop thingamajiggy over there. You coming?

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-Yeah, definitely.

-See you in a bit.

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-So, you Whitney's new boyfriend now?

-That's a bit personal.

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-Well, it's very hard to keep up.

-No, you don't. Sit down.

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Right, you just got to jiggle it about a bit,

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stick it with a bit of gum, yeah?

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Are you looking at my bum?

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-I'm not very good with heights.

-Cos don't.

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Had a fall once. Nearly broke my neck.

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Awful what can happen.

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That was a lot of vodka you were unloading earlier.

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Why? D'you want a case? I've heard you like a drink.

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You still get it off that guy in Leyton that Phil used to use?

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-What's it to you?

-Just wondering.

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No, I know a man. And he's not from Leyton.

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If that's what you want to know.

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-How's that?

-PHONE RINGS

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Oh, hold up.

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Hello, mate. Yeah, all off-loaded.

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Yeah, same again next week.

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I'll let you know.

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-Well, thank you very much. You can go now.

-So, this guy...

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You said five minutes, I've taken up more of your time already.

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You can go now.

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You're just like your brother, aren't you? You got no manners.

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Send Amy my love.

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No.

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Roxy.

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And nice bum.

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-It's not what you think.

-What?

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-I don't know what you think.

-What do I think?

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-That I'm only after her for one thing.

-My sister ain't...

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Will you go upstairs and stop earwigging?

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It's not like that. Not with Whitney.

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I know your game. Different bird every week.

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-I'm not playing games.

-If you do I'll play football with your head.

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-I have to pick up the pieces.

-There's not going to be pieces.

-If there are...

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-You got me to mess with.

-Tiff, go upstairs.

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-I told you I like her.

-You'll have to do more than that.

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Like really, really like her.

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But do you love her?

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Yeah. Yeah, I do.

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All right, Tam?

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-How you doing?

-Hmm.

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Unless you're after 15 kilos of mango chutney, I'm kind of busy.

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No, see, we need you to distract Fatboy.

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Just put on In The Night Garden.

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No, seriously, you need to keep him here.

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Why don't I like the sound of that?

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Because...

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because we split up, and now I'm with Tyler,

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-and he's really upset about it.

-There's no dust on you.

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Please, Tam. Please, just trust me, OK?

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Fatboy. Can you just give me a hand?

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Yeah, man, course. No worries, man.

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Please.

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It's all about the cheekbones, bruv.

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I need to get me some cheekbones.

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I still can't believe you and Whitney. I didn't see it coming.

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Yeah, well, the thing about relationships, is that...

0:20:290:20:32

-She fancies him.

-Is that there ain't no sat nav, you know.

0:20:320:20:35

-Not one that works.

-Definitely fancies him.

0:20:350:20:37

And how is a brother supposed to know where he's going

0:20:370:20:40

if women have jacked all the sat navs?

0:20:400:20:43

I mean, I practically fancy him. I'm not even the gay one.

0:20:430:20:46

Hey, this is about me here, right. Not about you.

0:20:460:20:48

You're fine you don't need no sat nav. You're married.

0:20:480:20:51

Destination is here.

0:20:510:20:53

-So, when could you start?

-Afia, can I have a word?

0:20:530:20:56

-This is Ali.

-Wrong word.

0:20:560:20:59

It's not just your decision.

0:20:590:21:03

Your dad found him. He's great.

0:21:030:21:05

-Why? Just cos he's got cheekbones.

-What?

0:21:050:21:08

Your colleague was just telling me that...

0:21:080:21:11

What? She's not my colleague. She's my wife.

0:21:110:21:14

OK? The job's gone.

0:21:140:21:15

-We need waiters.

-Yeah, Fatboy's starting this evening.

0:21:150:21:20

Yeah.

0:21:200:21:22

Here every day. Tell your friends.

0:21:240:21:26

Well, I'm impressed.

0:21:290:21:31

Well, even princesses have their uses.

0:21:310:21:34

Put it there, girl. Boom.

0:21:430:21:44

I know. It's a long time since anyone's believed

0:21:440:21:47

I could do something.

0:21:470:21:49

You're going to ruin this now, ain't you, with a but or something?

0:21:490:21:52

Yeah?

0:21:520:21:53

There you go. Oh, no, no, no, don't go for that.

0:22:130:22:16

Go for the lamb. You want to kiss her afterwards. Trust me.

0:22:160:22:19

It's like Batman and Robin in your mouth. Kapow!

0:22:190:22:22

Fats, why don't you go home early?

0:22:220:22:24

-Wow. Fired three times in one day?

-No, no, you're not fired.

0:22:240:22:27

Just have the rest of the night off.

0:22:270:22:30

Afia.

0:22:310:22:32

We're supposed to be keeping an eye on him.

0:22:350:22:37

Do you want us to have any business left?

0:22:370:22:39

-He's not good-looking enough for you, is that it?

-What?

0:22:390:22:42

You want an excuse to get Cheekbones back.

0:22:420:22:44

You know what, Tam. I'm not even going to answer that.

0:22:440:22:47

Cos you can't. Cos I'm right.

0:22:470:22:51

Look, you said people, I gave you people.

0:23:060:23:08

These are people you've been out with.

0:23:080:23:10

This is a room full of gorgeous girls.

0:23:100:23:12

Yes, and the only gorgeous girl I've got my eye on is you.

0:23:120:23:16

All right?

0:23:160:23:17

-What if he hates it, eh?

-Look, how can he?

0:23:200:23:23

Right, there's only one way to find out.

0:23:240:23:27

The bloke Phil used to use has moved to Portugal.

0:23:310:23:33

And Derek is giving me nothing. Not a whisper.

0:23:330:23:36

I think we should drop the whole idea.

0:23:360:23:37

Like I said. Let it go.

0:23:370:23:39

Well, well, well, now, ain't this cosy?

0:23:420:23:45

You're having a laugh, ain't you?

0:23:480:23:50

I've been looking for you everywhere.

0:24:090:24:11

Come on.

0:24:230:24:25

So, you're working here now, are you?

0:24:250:24:27

-Alfie needed help.

-And my daughter's where?

0:24:270:24:29

-You might want to calm down.

-Amy is fine.

0:24:290:24:32

What, sat above a pub with some homeless chav watching DVDs?

0:24:320:24:35

Oi! You don't know her. Take that back.

0:24:350:24:37

Come on, Jack. Let's play nice.

0:24:370:24:39

-No, it's quality parenting.

-Roxy did help me out this morning.

0:24:390:24:42

If I hadn't seen her coming out the beauty salon,

0:24:420:24:45

-I'd have been in a right bind.

-Coming out the salon?

0:24:450:24:47

-Yeah, and what? What is it to you?

-So you take my daughter off me

0:24:470:24:51

so you can dump her with strangers and get your nails done?

0:24:510:24:54

Get off her back, will you?

0:24:540:24:55

Jack. Jack, you dropped the case, remember?

0:24:550:24:58

You forced my hand. You said you wanted to be a good mum.

0:24:580:25:01

You are palming Amy off all over the place.

0:25:010:25:03

-Why don't you just stay out of it?

-And now you're working here.

0:25:030:25:06

-Yes, to provide for her.

-Yeah, how's she going to bring herself up?

0:25:060:25:10

Jack. Jack, please, please listen to me, all right. Just let it go.

0:25:100:25:14

You're going to see her tomorrow. Please let it go.

0:25:140:25:17

Come on, Jack, eh?

0:25:170:25:19

D'you know what, you,

0:25:230:25:25

if you'd just stayed out of it we'd all be all right.

0:25:250:25:28

-Oi, oi, Rox.

-Woah, Roxy. Calm down.

0:25:280:25:29

You know what the Brannings are like, eh. We've got long memories.

0:25:290:25:34

All right? OK?

0:25:340:25:36

Come on. You OK, yeah?

0:25:420:25:44

All right.

0:25:450:25:46

What you smiling about?

0:25:460:25:49

Is that Derek's phone?

0:25:510:25:52

-You done all this for me?

-No hard feelings, eh?

0:26:100:26:13

All set up ready to go, man.

0:26:140:26:17

Wait, you done all this for me?

0:26:180:26:20

OK, my R&R massive! What going on?

0:26:310:26:34

-I love you, Whitney Dean.

-You'd better had.

0:26:340:26:37

It's your boy, DJ Fatboy Fats.

0:26:420:26:45

Bringing you the finest and biggest beats here in Walford.

0:26:450:26:48

This one's for you, Manic Monday crew!

0:26:480:26:51

CHEERING

0:26:510:26:53

3:34 this afternoon. One received call.

0:27:000:27:05

Must have fallen out of his pocket.

0:27:070:27:08

Mitchell to the core. So, you reckon he'll deliver straight here?

0:27:080:27:13

Do him. And make sure it hurts.

0:27:130:27:15

Every time you see her that's what it's going to be like.

0:27:170:27:21

Let me take care of it.

0:27:210:27:22

As long as she's around, it's going to be like that.

0:27:240:27:27

Then, let me take care of it.

0:27:270:27:29

-Ain't funny.

-And I ain't laughing.

0:27:350:27:39

Accidents happen.

0:27:430:27:44

It's my daughter, all right. It's going to be my way.

0:27:490:27:52

It ain't going to be silly money, mate. I don't want her topped. Just a little warning.

0:28:240:28:29

How about that other bloke you used to use?

0:28:310:28:35

Oh, is he? How long did he get?

0:28:350:28:37

Well, like my old dad used to say,

0:28:390:28:41

"If you want something done properly, do it yourself". Speak to you later.

0:28:410:28:45

HE CHUCKLES

0:29:020:29:04

-That is what I like to see - a young man working.

-My ears are ringing

0:29:040:29:08

with all the moaning going on. I told them, I just play the tunes, I'm not the boss.

0:29:080:29:12

Don't stop him! Not now he's finally got started.

0:29:120:29:16

Your number one moaner?

0:29:190:29:21

Just wind her up and watch her go.

0:29:210:29:23

Well, you better not miss anything at all. That is one fearsome woman.

0:29:230:29:27

You don't have to tell me, I used to live with the three of them.

0:29:270:29:30

-See you.

-See you, man.

0:29:300:29:33

All right, Cora, love?

0:29:360:29:38

I can't find mine anywhere. I've been looking for it all over the place.

0:29:410:29:45

As long as you didn't call Australia. Right, I'm off.

0:29:450:29:49

-Where you going?

-I got Amy for the afternoon.

0:29:490:29:52

Oh, Roxy being nice for once, is she? What's she after?

0:29:520:29:58

Let's not go there, eh?

0:29:580:30:00

Oh, let's not say nothing nasty about Roxy. It's pathetic, Jack.

0:30:000:30:04

Here you are, the little girl's father,

0:30:040:30:06

grateful for a few hours with her.

0:30:060:30:09

-You should show her who's boss.

-It's none of your business, is it? Just keep your nose out.

0:30:090:30:13

-And stay away from Roxy.

-I never had you down as a doormat, mate.

0:30:130:30:17

It's like all them Mitchells, wiping their dirty feet on us.

0:30:170:30:21

Andy! Hello, mate!

0:30:240:30:27

-How you doing?

-How are you? I thought you were still in the nick.

0:30:270:30:30

You can talk. Back door deliveries, no invoices, keep it shtum.

0:30:300:30:34

Should've known you'd be in the mix, eh?

0:30:340:30:36

Here, you might be just the man I need. Fancy a little one-off job?

0:30:360:30:40

For old time's sake?

0:30:400:30:43

Oh! I was so absorbed, I didn't hear you.

0:30:480:30:51

Going deaf? It's all right, I'll make my own tea.

0:30:510:30:55

-I would've thought you'd have had enough tea in that shop of yours.

-Don't get time for a break.

-Hmmm?

0:30:550:31:01

All right, stop the pantomime.

0:31:010:31:05

Sorry?

0:31:050:31:07

I can see you've had another letter. From Snugglepuss.

0:31:070:31:13

Sorry, didn't mean to make you jealous.

0:31:130:31:15

You've got to be joking! I read the last one.

0:31:150:31:20

I like a man who knows where to stick his apostrophes.

0:31:200:31:24

-That was just one letter, written in a rush.

-If you say so.

0:31:240:31:27

-He's got a way with words. Romantic.

-If you say so.

0:31:270:31:31

"You're my first thought in the morning

0:31:310:31:33

"and my last thought at night.

0:31:330:31:36

"Your lovely photo keeps me warm in my lonely bed.

0:31:360:31:40

"I dream of the things we are going to do with each other..."

0:31:400:31:44

TO each other, that's what he means.

0:31:440:31:46

"I think of you all day long and through the night..."

0:31:460:31:49

-Well, I never!

-Oh, Dot, I'm just reading...

-Yes, I heard.

0:31:490:31:53

-Where is it?

-Where's what?

-Your megaphone.

0:31:530:31:56

She's had another letter from her man friend. She reckons he's romantic.

0:31:560:32:00

Romantic? There's another word for that -

0:32:000:32:02

pornographic and in my kitchen!

0:32:020:32:04

He's just being affectionate.

0:32:040:32:06

Who is? Has he got a name?

0:32:060:32:08

He DOES have a name and it's a very nice one.

0:32:080:32:14

She needs saving from herself.

0:32:140:32:16

But fools despise wisdom and instruction.

0:32:160:32:20

-That's Proverbs - chapter 1, verse 7.

-Get away.

0:32:200:32:24

-All right, Alfie?

-Oh, thanks for that, sweetheart. I was away with the fairies, then.

0:32:330:32:39

One dark-haired, cheeky-grinned fairy in particular?

0:32:390:32:42

Yes. Yes, of course. And little Tommy.

0:32:420:32:45

Have you spoken to them today?

0:32:450:32:47

Yeah, there's no change. Sadly, Charlie's still the same.

0:32:470:32:51

He'll turn the corner and they'll be back, soon as. You'll see.

0:32:510:32:55

Thanks, darling.

0:32:550:32:56

You all right, Derek?

0:32:580:33:00

Alfie, we're on.

0:33:000:33:03

-Is she ready?

-Sorry?

0:33:060:33:07

-Amy.

-Good one, Jack. You can't just turn up out of the blue.

0:33:070:33:11

-I'm taking her to soft play.

-Says who?

-Roxy. We agreed, two o'clock.

0:33:110:33:14

-Well, she never said nothing.

-Amy! Come on, Daddy's here.

0:33:140:33:18

-She's not here, Jack. She's gone out with Roxy.

-When? Where they gone?

0:33:180:33:22

-When they due back?

-I don't know.

0:33:220:33:24

What do you want me to do? Whistle them out of thin air?

0:33:240:33:28

I'm getting sick of all of this.

0:33:280:33:31

We should be doing what's best for Amy, not scoring points against each other.

0:33:310:33:36

-Known Derek long?

-So, have you come far, then?

-No.

-Right.

0:33:400:33:46

-Thanks for the tea.

-Any time. Kettle's always on.

0:33:540:33:57

Bianca knows she was horrible to you yesterday.

0:34:030:34:06

But she is going to make it up to you.

0:34:060:34:08

I told her if she didn't, I'd never baby-sit again.

0:34:080:34:12

Be nice.

0:34:120:34:14

-All right, Fats?

-Yeah, cool.

0:34:160:34:19

Do you want to sit down?

0:34:190:34:23

-So, did last night go well?

-Yeah, it was bubbling.

-You had a good time, then?

0:34:260:34:30

Yeah, man, defo. It was heavy, it was heavy.

0:34:300:34:32

-I bet you were well happy.

-Yeah, man. Yeah.

0:34:320:34:36

Well, anyway, we better get off cos Bianca did say three.

0:34:440:34:48

Oh. So, you going to get the third degree, then, yeah?

0:34:480:34:52

-I had that yesterday.

-Oh.

0:34:520:34:54

-We were just going to, erm...

-Tea with the kids.

0:34:540:34:57

Tiff and Morgan?

0:34:570:34:59

Oh, man, they are going to eat you up and spit you out, man. Good luck.

0:34:590:35:04

-All right?

-All right.

0:35:100:35:12

Cheer up, mate.

0:35:180:35:20

I'm all right, man.

0:35:220:35:23

-Must be tough, eh?

-It's OK, man. It's OK.

0:35:260:35:29

You know, it's a big day. Whit's showing him off to the family.

0:35:290:35:35

-Oh, yeah?

-Yeah. You know, kind of makes them...

0:35:350:35:38

-Like an item.

-Yeah.

0:35:380:35:40

Like... Like family.

0:35:400:35:43

That's important, isn't it?

0:35:430:35:45

Aye, aye. Thought you were playing daddies today?

0:35:560:36:00

No, in a bit. I might even pick her up tomorrow.

0:36:000:36:02

-Slam the door in your face, did she?

-No, nothing like that.

0:36:020:36:06

Yeah. Yes, she did. I'm telling you, they're having a laugh.

0:36:060:36:10

-They're showing you who's boss.

-Jack! Jack!

0:36:100:36:13

-This should be interesting.

-Thought you'd forgotten.

0:36:130:36:16

I'm so sorry. It's my fault. I thought we'd be back ages ago.

0:36:160:36:20

-It's all right, it's all right.

-Only a wasted afternoon.

0:36:200:36:23

-No. Still got an hour, ain't we, sweetheart?

-Jack, I'm sorry, OK?

0:36:230:36:27

It's all right. Say goodbye.

0:36:270:36:30

-Bye, gorgeous! Bye, baby!

-Bye.

-Have fun!

0:36:300:36:33

He's too soft.

0:36:350:36:36

He's a good dad.

0:36:380:36:40

Dads should be strong.

0:36:400:36:41

See you.

0:36:440:36:45

Will you just relax? I said everything I needed to say yesterday.

0:36:450:36:50

-Pancakes!

-Pancakes!

-Yay! Pancakes!

0:36:530:36:56

-I'm not making pancakes.

-Miss said everyone had to make pancakes today.

0:36:560:36:59

-Well, Miss can come and make them herself.

-B!

0:36:590:37:02

-Nana Pat made them last year.

-Yeah, when you were in prison.

0:37:020:37:05

All right. Well, I'll go and buy a box of mix.

0:37:070:37:10

I can make pancakes.

0:37:100:37:13

Yeah, don't need no mix. Eggs, flour, bit of milk.

0:37:130:37:15

Old man's speciality.

0:37:150:37:17

-What's he doing here?

-He's come to...

-Make pancakes.

0:37:170:37:20

Yeah! Isn't that nice of him?

0:37:200:37:22

-Where's Fatboy?

-Well, she dumped him, didn't she?

0:37:220:37:25

Now, they're in love!

0:37:250:37:27

THEY RETCH

0:37:270:37:29

THEY LAUGH

0:37:290:37:31

Now, look, if you're going to do the business properly on your own,

0:37:310:37:34

you've got to know your product.

0:37:340:37:37

It looks all right. Nice and clear.

0:37:370:37:40

Whoa, bit of the good stuff, that.

0:37:400:37:44

-It's all right, isn't it?

-Nothing wrong with that.

0:37:440:37:47

Time to man up.

0:37:500:37:51

-Come on, you've got to make a call.

-Oh, I don't know, sweetheart. I mean, Derek's a Branning...

0:37:510:37:57

Derek is nothing! He's nothing. He's all mouth and no trousers.

0:37:570:38:00

-He is making a packet off of you whilst you do all the hard work.

-Yes, I know but...

0:38:000:38:04

Never mind the buts, OK?

0:38:040:38:06

He is creaming off the profits, whilst you take all the risks,

0:38:060:38:10

whilst you do all the hard work. I bet he didn't unload no crates, did he?

0:38:100:38:14

If it all goes wrong, he'll disappear and who'll get done?

0:38:140:38:18

-You are.

-You didn't see the bloke who was delivering the stuff, Rox.

0:38:180:38:21

Looked a right psycho, didn't he, Alfie?

0:38:210:38:23

-You're scared of your own shadows.

-No. These are real, dead hard people.

-Oh, whatever.

0:38:230:38:29

-Have you blocked your number?

-Course I have. Shut up!

0:38:290:38:32

Straight to voicemail.

0:38:390:38:41

It's all right, you needn't think I'm giving up.

0:38:430:38:46

Thin is best for eating, but thick is best for tossing.

0:38:460:38:50

-I want a go! I want a go!

-Do a thick one first, then.

0:38:500:38:53

-I'm going first.

-No, I am!

-Oi, you can both have a go.

0:38:530:38:57

30p for a mingey little thing like that. Good job it's only once a year.

0:38:570:39:01

-Right, stand back. Stand back.

-Go on, then.

-One, two, three!

0:39:010:39:04

THEY CHEER

0:39:040:39:07

-He's good, ain't he, Mum?

-Yes, he's a very good pancake maker.

0:39:070:39:11

-Right, my turn. Give us a go.

-Mum!

-I want a go.

0:39:110:39:14

Out the way, you kids, it's my go, Whitney.

0:39:140:39:17

Wa-hay! Wa-hay!

0:39:170:39:20

You must have something to hide

0:39:200:39:21

if you won't tell us the name of this here Snugglepuss.

0:39:210:39:24

Why should I? You're not my mother, Dorothy.

0:39:240:39:27

Don't you "Dorothy" me. You're a guest in a Christian household

0:39:270:39:30

-and you will respect my wishes.

-So rude.

0:39:300:39:33

You're very stubborn and foolish, Rose Elizabeth.

0:39:330:39:36

-I'm not listening!

-Are you going to tell us who he is?

0:39:360:39:41

Actually, no, I'm not.

0:39:410:39:45

-(Look in her bag.)

-I will not!

0:39:450:39:49

-Pass it over here. Give it to me.

-You see, one goes astray and the rest of us follow,

0:39:490:39:54

like sheep. We have all gone astray.

0:39:540:39:58

-Jean, you seen Alfie?

-He's in the barrel store sorting a delivery.

0:40:030:40:07

Alfie's here. How are you, buddy? Jean, sort Billy out a whiskey.

0:40:070:40:10

-I think he's earned it.

-I wish I knew what you two were up to.

0:40:100:40:13

-It's nothing. What is it?

-No, it's all right, don't worry.

-Come on. What is it?

0:40:130:40:18

-Well, it's Amira. Well, it's me and Amira.

-You and Amira?

0:40:180:40:20

-Cat and the cream.

-I thought I'd introduce her to the family, starting with you.

0:40:200:40:25

-Oh, that's nice!

-Why? He knows her already, don't he?

0:40:250:40:29

-He means properly.

-Not now, obviously, with Kat away.

-That's fine.

0:40:290:40:33

It's just what you need. It's just what the doctor ordered. I'll cook a nice dinner.

0:40:330:40:37

-I only meant a drink.

-No, a proper sit-down, nice dinner.

0:40:370:40:40

-Well, I'll have to call...

-One of my roasts. They're famous.

0:40:400:40:44

-That might be...

-You know it has to be "Alhal" meat. You can't give them pork and that.

0:40:440:40:48

I'm not an idiot, Billy. You give her a call.

0:40:480:40:50

I'll go down to the butchers cos it needs to be in the oven now to slow roast. Eight?

0:40:500:40:54

-7.30?

-No, make it eight. I need to get Shenice to bed.

-Eight, it is!

0:40:540:40:58

Sorry, I only meant a drink. You know what she's like with her ideas.

0:40:580:41:01

No, no, no, she does that. Actually, I think dinner tonight...

0:41:010:41:05

Yeah, job on. Yeah, sounds nice, that.

0:41:050:41:08

Derek, stop turning the place over.

0:41:130:41:15

-You're not going to find the phone, we've looked.

-It's got to be here somewhere.

0:41:150:41:20

Amy get safely back with her mother, did she?

0:41:280:41:31

Roxy's working. She's with Shirley.

0:41:310:41:33

It's pillar to post for that poor little girl, isn't it?

0:41:330:41:36

Del, don't start, all right? Cos I'm finding all this family stuff a bit odd,

0:41:360:41:40

coming from you.

0:41:400:41:41

I'm coming on too strong, ain't I?

0:41:480:41:52

I'm sorry. It's only that you're my little brother and all I want to do is...

0:41:520:41:56

Get your coat on. I want to show you something.

0:42:020:42:05

What? Derek, I've just got in.

0:42:050:42:07

Get you coat on. Come on, do as you're told.

0:42:070:42:11

HE SIGHS

0:42:110:42:13

What's the matter with you? Someone scare you?

0:42:160:42:19

If you ever hear me talking about having a kid, kill me.

0:42:190:42:22

Can I get a pint, please?

0:42:220:42:23

-You got a new bird?

-Whit, yeah.

-Anthony and Amira are coming for dinner. You two should come.

0:42:230:42:28

I don't know. Me and Anthony ain't getting on.

0:42:280:42:30

Then, this is your chance to make peace.

0:42:300:42:33

You do not want to miss the world famous Jean's Pan Asian Roast.

0:42:330:42:37

Once in a lifetime, young man.

0:42:370:42:39

-Scotch, no ice.

-Here, Mikey, you're a Moon with a new bird.

0:42:390:42:43

We're having a family get-together, tonight, if you fancy.

0:42:430:42:47

Alfie, Anthony and Amira, Tyler and Whitney and you and me.

0:42:470:42:51

That's a full table already.

0:42:510:42:53

-You've already invited everyone else. We're an afterthought?

-So, you won't be coming?

0:42:530:42:57

-No, you're all right, Jean.

-No, we'll be there.

0:42:570:43:01

It sounds like you're going to have a really good night tonight and I wish I was coming.

0:43:010:43:05

Hey, what's the problem?

0:43:080:43:11

-Janine.

-Right.

0:43:110:43:14

-Oh, go on. It'll do her good.

-You leave him alone.

0:43:190:43:22

He's come round here for his dinner, not to be pushed around.

0:43:220:43:25

-That all right, Arthur?

-It's dynamite, Mrs B.

0:43:250:43:28

She can always say no. It could be your good deed for the day.

0:43:280:43:32

All right. Well, I suppose so.

0:43:340:43:37

Rose! I'm going to the Queen Vic. You don't want to come, do you?

0:43:370:43:44

How could she refuse such a gracious request?

0:43:440:43:47

Go and ask her properly. Nicely.

0:43:470:43:49

I hope you ain't getting her out the house so you can go on with your poking and prying.

0:43:520:43:58

I'll do her bedroom.

0:43:580:44:01

Under protest.

0:44:010:44:03

-You see that little girl over there? The one with the furry collar?

-Yeah.

0:44:090:44:13

She...

0:44:150:44:17

She's my daughter.

0:44:200:44:23

-My kid. Chrissy.

-You having a laugh?

0:44:230:44:27

Derek?

0:44:270:44:29

-Why weren't we told about this?

-What's there to tell?

0:44:310:44:34

I could go over there now and she wouldn't know me from Adam.

0:44:340:44:39

That's what could happen to you and Amy, Jack,

0:44:390:44:41

if you don't do something fast.

0:44:410:44:43

I trusted her mother and she froze me out.

0:44:430:44:46

She never brought her to see me when I was inside once. Not once.

0:44:460:44:51

That's why I come here and...

0:44:530:44:56

Well, now, Arthur.

0:45:140:45:16

Last night wasn't a disaster,

0:45:160:45:18

-despite the fact that you and your pals organised it.

-Yeah, it was popping off.

0:45:180:45:22

-I heard the drinks were one step away from antifreeze.

-Two steps. Same deal next week?

0:45:220:45:28

-What? Manic Mondays?

-Yeah, make it a regular thing.

0:45:280:45:30

-Yeah, all right. That sounds heavy.

-I went to work this morning,

0:45:300:45:34

there was sick all over the streets. Revolting.

0:45:340:45:37

Oh, well, what can I say? It's a sick society.

0:45:370:45:40

Did I just hear that right? I got a regular gig! Ha-ha-ha!

0:45:420:45:46

-Let's do this!

-Fandabidozi!

0:45:460:45:49

Cora! Cora! If I'm going to search her bedroom,

0:45:530:45:57

I need someone on the door keeping cavey.

0:45:570:46:00

-I've only just started in here.

-Well, I'll slide the bolt.

0:46:000:46:03

What you going to do when she comes back and finds it bolted?

0:46:060:46:09

-Well, I'll say I heard someone in the garden.

-Good, good.

0:46:090:46:12

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practise to deceive.

0:46:120:46:16

-Get on with it, girl!

-All right.

0:46:160:46:19

-Ta-da!

-Wow, good girl! Look at this!

0:46:190:46:24

-I hope it'll be all right.

-Yes, it's a proper bit of lamb, this. It's halal, by the way.

0:46:240:46:30

Right. First for Miss Whitney. Let's get some on there like that.

0:46:300:46:36

-Oh, thanks, Alfie.

-A few little spuds, as well.

0:46:360:46:39

-Oh, look at that, eh? How's that?

-Oh, well, the proof of the pudding and all that.

0:46:390:46:43

What you talking about? You're the best cook in London, darling. Make no mistake.

0:46:430:46:49

And now for the delectable Amira. Here we go. Let's get some spuds.

0:46:490:46:52

Oh, no, thank you. That's way too much. Just half of that and no potatoes.

0:46:520:46:56

-You're joking?

-We were always told it was manners not to make a fuss.

0:46:560:47:00

-Since when did you know anything about manners?

-Behave.

0:47:000:47:03

-What about the fat?

-Oh, no. Thank you.

0:47:030:47:06

My princess has got the appetite of a little bird.

0:47:060:47:10

Hey! You all right, Rox? Everything all right downstairs?

0:47:100:47:13

Fine. Patrick's just turned up for his shift. That all right?

0:47:130:47:16

-Yeah. Fancy coming up and joining us?

-Really?

0:47:160:47:19

-Want a drink?

-Yeah, I don't see why not.

0:47:190:47:22

-Tracey can manage without me, can't she?

-Lovely.

0:47:220:47:24

Right, spuds for you, Janine?

0:47:240:47:26

No, not for me. Cholesterol and hips and all that.

0:47:260:47:29

-What is it with you women? This is great food.

-It's just about moderation.

0:47:290:47:33

It's just about having no life.

0:47:330:47:35

-That's a nice necklace, Amira. Did you get it out of a cracker?

-It was a gift.

0:47:350:47:39

-From herself to herself.

-No, it was actually from a really good...

0:47:390:47:43

Jean, this food is lovely. Let's get it on the plates, Alfie!

0:47:430:47:46

-Remember your manners, mate.

-I'm starving here, ain't I?

0:47:460:47:49

Tell you what, why don't we just get for the Moon family one big trough?

0:47:490:47:54

OK. Right, who doesn't want spuds? Put your hands up.

0:47:540:47:59

-Why didn't you tell us?

-Oh, I don't know. Ashamed, I suppose.

0:47:590:48:04

I look at the relationships that you and Max have got with your kids.

0:48:040:48:07

Yeah, of sorts.

0:48:070:48:09

At least they know who their dads are.

0:48:090:48:11

I suppose you're right.

0:48:110:48:13

But listen, it ain't too late for you and Chrissy.

0:48:130:48:16

She's had enough upset in her little life.

0:48:160:48:20

Enough let downs. Wouldn't be fair.

0:48:200:48:24

That's why I get so upset about you and Amy, I suppose.

0:48:270:48:30

What a mess.

0:48:330:48:34

It don't have to be, Jack.

0:48:360:48:39

You don't have to go through this on your own. You've got me here.

0:48:390:48:42

I'll always have your back.

0:48:420:48:45

Always.

0:48:450:48:47

Hey, Rose, when I finish, I'll walk you home.

0:48:540:48:57

-We're going to go get some chips if you're up for it?

-Yeah, man.

0:48:570:49:00

I'll have a bottle a rum to wash them down, too.

0:49:000:49:03

Rum and chips. How exotic!

0:49:030:49:05

Don't worry, old girl, we know how to treat a lady.

0:49:050:49:10

-Quiet in here tonight, isn't it?

-Not upstairs, it isn't.

0:49:100:49:13

Oi. Derek's got a message.

0:49:130:49:16

Well, it's winding down upstairs now. Nearly over.

0:49:160:49:19

-What?

-Derek's got a message.

-What?

-Roxy, that's phone hacking!

0:49:190:49:23

Stop it!

0:49:230:49:25

MESSAGE: 'Derek. It's Tone. My driver left half the order at the warehouse.

0:49:250:49:29

'Can't get the staff. We'll get it to you tomorrow at one. Any probs, give us a bell.'

0:49:290:49:33

What a result! Half the order!

0:49:360:49:39

It's half the order! Now, all we've got to do is...

0:49:390:49:41

-Don't do that!

-What you doing? Rox!

0:49:410:49:44

-I've deleted it.

-Oh, brilliant(!)

0:49:440:49:46

We don't need to bother Derek with the details, do we?

0:49:460:49:49

We will just take the stuff off their hands

0:49:490:49:52

and explain to the very nice man that he's dealing with us now.

0:49:520:49:55

And it'll be, "Derek? Derek who?"

0:49:550:49:58

-Erm, aren't you forgetting someone?

-Amira, you haven't had one.

-Thank you.

0:50:080:50:12

OK, as lovely as this has been, some of us have got to be up

0:50:120:50:17

bright and early for breakfast meetings.

0:50:170:50:19

I miss early mornings. Models booking beauty treatments before shooting,

0:50:190:50:23

-the car picking me up at dawn.

-It's all worth it for the joy of being a mum, isn't it?

0:50:230:50:28

-And not being a slave to the pay packet has its consolations.

-Yeah.

0:50:280:50:31

If only I could think of some. Not that I don't love working here cos I do.

0:50:310:50:37

-If you can afford a necklace like that, you don't have to worry about pay packets.

-I wish. It was a gift.

0:50:370:50:42

You're making out he gave it to you? You trying to make my girlfriend jealous?

0:50:420:50:46

Tell you what, why don't we retire to the kitchen?

0:50:460:50:49

Do the washing up, leave the ladies here to gossip. Come on, let's go.

0:50:490:50:52

Andy? It's me. You up for a meet?

0:51:000:51:03

Yeah, that little job I mentioned.

0:51:050:51:07

All right, where are you? Right, stay there. I'll be five minutes.

0:51:070:51:12

That necklace was our stock, half mine.

0:51:170:51:19

-He's told me she bought it off him, but he's given it to her.

-Leave it!

-No, you lied!

0:51:190:51:23

Only way you could get her to look at you? She's a gold digger.

0:51:230:51:27

-You're a liar.

-Enough! You take Amira home, you do the clearing up.

-No, I'm sick...!

0:51:270:51:31

Woah, come on, now! Let's not end another perfect evening with another Moon dust up.

0:51:310:51:37

-Relax, now.

-Right, you - take Amira home.

0:51:370:51:40

Move on, let it go.

0:51:400:51:41

-Just make sure she gets the message.

-Which is?

0:51:480:51:52

The kid's a Branning and it belongs with its father.

0:51:520:51:55

-What, you doing it for free?

-I just don't want to end up back inside

0:52:110:52:15

before they've even swept out my cell.

0:52:150:52:17

I'll think about it. I'll let you know.

0:52:190:52:23

I've been waiting for this moment all evening.

0:52:270:52:31

-Er, Anthony, no. I'm sorry, no.

-What's wrong?

0:52:420:52:45

-You know I want to.

-Then, why not?

-It means so much to me.

0:52:450:52:48

It means the world to me, too.

0:52:480:52:50

-But to me, Anthony. To me, in my position...

-I know.

0:52:510:52:57

I'm sorry.

0:52:570:53:00

Your family and mine, we're just so different.

0:53:030:53:05

Look, tonight was a mistake.

0:53:090:53:11

-I should've never taken you.

-It's not tonight. It's not just your family. It's everything.

0:53:110:53:17

We're just so different.

0:53:170:53:19

Are you finishing with me? Cos that'd be mad.

0:53:210:53:24

-We haven't even got started yet.

-No, no.

0:53:240:53:27

It's not that. I just... I like you. I like hanging out with you but...

0:53:290:53:33

..what we have is so difficult.

0:53:350:53:38

I just don't want it to go wrong.

0:53:390:53:41

And it won't. I promise.

0:53:410:53:44

Not here, babe.

0:53:510:53:52

Not now.

0:53:530:53:57

You are terrible! You are terrible! I'm telling you.

0:54:020:54:06

I didn't even know you could drink that much!

0:54:060:54:08

THEY GIGGLE

0:54:080:54:12

Oh! Oh! They're here. Here they are.

0:54:120:54:17

What are you looking so po-faced about?

0:54:170:54:21

My letters! You've been rummaging through my drawers,

0:54:210:54:24

you naughty, chapel-going person, you.

0:54:240:54:27

I ain't chapel, I'm church. Look at the state of her!

0:54:270:54:30

We were vacuuming and the nozzle knocked the top off your shoe box.

0:54:300:54:33

You're a fibber!

0:54:330:54:36

Look at that nose! Longer, longer, longer.

0:54:360:54:40

-How much has she had, Patrick?

-I think you better be going.

0:54:400:54:44

-I think so, I think so.

-Colin Bredell.

0:54:440:54:47

-Who?

-Colin Bredell!

-Your Mr Snugglepuss.

0:54:470:54:51

Now, we know why you didn't want to tell us his real name.

0:54:510:54:55

So, you got me bang to rights!

0:54:550:54:57

My darling Snugglepuss is serving a life sentence in prison.

0:54:570:55:02

She's given her heart to a cold-blooded murderer.

0:55:020:55:06

He's never said why he's in that awful place.

0:55:060:55:08

He's serving life! What else could he have done?

0:55:080:55:12

Hardly pinched a pint of milk off a doorstep.

0:55:120:55:14

D'you know what? Spring's coming, I can feel it...

0:55:470:55:50

Leave it out, it's freezing...

0:55:500:55:53

Max will kill you if he catches you sneaking behind his back with Abi.

0:55:530:55:56

Not if he don't find out, he won't.

0:55:560:55:59

See?

0:56:040:56:05

You've been reading too many wedding magazines.

0:56:050:56:08

Love is in the air, I'm telling you.

0:56:080:56:10

You made the right choice.

0:56:100:56:12

So, not running booze around town today?

0:56:120:56:14

No. I'm getting the blame for a couple of cases not getting delivered to you, yesterday.

0:56:140:56:19

Oh, yeah?

0:56:190:56:21

First I've heard of it. When was I supposed to get 'em?

0:56:220:56:26

Dunno. I've told them to sling their hook.

0:56:260:56:28

Amateurs.

0:56:280:56:30

Here she comes.

0:56:300:56:31

Right. Hope this pays the rent.

0:56:440:56:47

And don't forget, nothing in front of the little girl, yeah?

0:56:490:56:52

-Abs, get a move on, will you? Your mum'll kill you if you're late.

-Yeah, I'm ready now.

0:57:090:57:13

Right, the delivery is on for lunch time. You still up for it, yeah?

0:57:160:57:20

Absolutely!

0:57:200:57:21

OK, good.

0:57:210:57:22

Billy, you up for it?

0:57:230:57:25

What if Derek shows up?

0:57:250:57:26

He won't. Anyway, I'm the one that's actually taking the delivery.

0:57:260:57:30

All you have to do is be ready to bring the booze back here. Simple.

0:57:300:57:33

Huh?

0:57:350:57:36

Yeah.

0:57:360:57:37

Right.

0:57:370:57:39

-I just had to unload the truck on my own.

-I did the last one on my own. I'm having a day off.

0:57:390:57:43

You can't.

0:57:430:57:45

-Watch me.

-What are you doing?

-Checking my e-mails.

0:57:450:57:47

-Buying more expensive jewellery for your princess?

-No!

-Hotel reservations!

0:57:470:57:51

I want to book a room for me and Amira.

0:57:510:57:54

She turned her nose up at this place? That's what this is about!

0:57:540:57:58

No, I want to treat her, and I want some privacy.

0:57:580:58:00

I don't know who's the bigger mug - you for forking out on a hotel, or me for doing all the work to buy it!

0:58:000:58:05

Yeah! Sorry, Rose -

0:58:110:58:14

you need to be a lot smarter to get one over a razor-sharp man like me!

0:58:140:58:17

Arthur's going to the supermarket for me. Does anybody need anything?

0:58:170:58:22

A man.

0:58:220:58:23

Oh, Rose, do you have to be so...carnal?

0:58:230:58:26

If it's on the cards, yeah.

0:58:260:58:28

-You already got a man - Snugglepuss!

-Yeah, but he's in prison.

0:58:280:58:31

And he don't know what I'm up to out here, does he?

0:58:310:58:34

Just as well he's inside, considering those letters you wrote him.

0:58:340:58:38

He must be pacing up and down in his cell, desperate for a response.

0:58:380:58:41

Well, he's a lucky man. I'm about to satisfy his desires.

0:58:410:58:45

Where's the writing paper, Dot?

0:58:450:58:48

No good will come from corresponding with a hardened criminal.

0:58:480:58:51

That's what I told her.

0:58:510:58:53

-She's making a fool of herself.

-It's only a bit of harmless fun.

0:58:530:58:56

Stoking the desires of a convicted murderer.

0:58:560:58:59

You're playing with fire, you mark my words!

0:58:590:59:02

Hi, do you want to just stick them down there.

0:59:170:59:19

I'm just opening up, yeah?

0:59:190:59:20

-Cheers.

-Cheers, see you later.

0:59:360:59:37

"Every night I lay awake..."

0:59:580:59:59

Porridge...

0:59:591:00:00

"..knowing that you are in your lonely cell..."

1:00:001:00:03

Semolina...

1:00:031:00:04

"..thinking of me..."

1:00:041:00:06

Pearl barley...

1:00:061:00:07

"My whole body aches..."

1:00:071:00:09

Soap powder...

1:00:091:00:10

"..imagining what it would be like if we could be together in each other's arms..."

1:00:101:00:14

-Disinfectant...

-"Feeling your skin against mine..."

1:00:141:00:19

-That is enough!

-"Yours for ever...

1:00:191:00:22

"..Fluffles."

1:00:231:00:26

I will not have this shameful wickedness in my house!

1:00:261:00:30

Come on, I'll buy you a drink.

1:00:301:00:32

Any more of this behaviour and you're out. Do you understand me?

1:00:321:00:36

-Have you got a stamp?

-No, I do not!

-Come on, before you're homeless.

1:00:361:00:40

Right, is that everything on the list, Mrs B?

1:00:401:00:43

Yes, thank you, Arthur. Everything on the list.

1:00:431:00:46

Oh, Arthur, you couldn't post this for me, could you, darling?

1:00:461:00:51

Do what you like.

1:00:511:00:53

Ta. Thanks...

1:00:531:00:55

-All right.

-There is one more thing I need.

1:00:551:00:57

Get that pen and paper.

1:00:571:01:00

We shall have to help the Lord with his work.

1:01:011:01:05

Now, write.

1:01:061:01:07

Dear...

1:01:071:01:08

What's his name?

1:01:081:01:10

Snugglepuss?

1:01:101:01:11

Dear Sir.

1:01:111:01:13

OK.

1:01:131:01:14

Oi, we are like the Bonnie and Clyde of dodgy vodka.

1:01:141:01:18

-Who am I, then?

-The other one. We'd look great in that clobber, wouldn't we?

-Yes!

1:01:181:01:22

Bonnie and Clyde's gang all got shot, didn't they?

1:01:221:01:24

Yeah... We'll be all right as long as we're careful.

1:01:241:01:27

When Derek finds out he's been ripped off...

1:01:271:01:29

We just keep our heads down, and keep schtum.

1:01:291:01:32

Why don't we just sell it on the cheap?

1:01:321:01:34

-My mate Dan will take it off our hands.

-No, no, no!

1:01:341:01:36

Half the fun is making Derek pay for his own booze. I can't wait!

1:01:361:01:40

Not with that grin on your face! I'll put the kettle on and we'll start steaming these labels off.

1:01:401:01:45

I've gotta get back to work. Janine'll be looking for me.

1:01:451:01:48

It's only a half hour.

1:01:481:01:49

You two are being so cautious, come on!

1:01:491:01:52

-We want to get away with this in one piece! I'm going to start steaming. OK, Bonnie?

-Yes, Clyde.

1:01:521:01:56

-Right.

-Come on.

1:01:561:01:58

Now, where was I?

1:02:001:02:03

"As much as I..." No, no.

1:02:031:02:07

So... "Although I enjoyed our corresponding..."

1:02:071:02:11

Yep.

1:02:111:02:13

"..now is the time to concentrate

1:02:131:02:17

"on the path of repentance instead."

1:02:171:02:21

That's a bit harsh. He needs something to take his mind off doing time.

1:02:211:02:24

"So I urge you to put aside

1:02:241:02:28

"all temptations of the flesh...

1:02:281:02:32

"both in word and in deed...

1:02:321:02:36

"For, as the Bible says, 'When lust hath conceived,

1:02:391:02:44

"it bringeth forth sin,

1:02:441:02:47

" 'and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.' "

1:02:471:02:51

That's James Chapter One, Verse 15.

1:02:531:02:56

Mrs B, you can't say that!

1:02:561:02:58

-Why not?

-This is some big heavy trip you're putting on the guy.

1:02:581:03:02

Well, it's for his own good.

1:03:031:03:05

"So, I wish you the very best of luck with your repenting.

1:03:061:03:10

"Yours faithfully...

1:03:111:03:13

"..Rose Elizabeth Taylor."

1:03:141:03:17

I wonder if she's gone and used the name Cotton.

1:03:181:03:22

Rose Elizabeth Cotton.

1:03:231:03:26

Don't she go by the name of Fluffles?

1:03:261:03:29

Not no more she don't!

1:03:291:03:30

This nonsense ends now.

1:03:301:03:33

It's only me! I've got to go into work.

1:03:341:03:37

Janine wants me to clean out one of her investments.

1:03:371:03:40

Her what?

1:03:401:03:41

Investments.

1:03:411:03:42

Oh.

1:03:421:03:44

Have you posted my letter yet?

1:03:441:03:46

He's on his way.

1:03:461:03:48

-I'm on my way.

-Good boy.

1:03:481:03:50

Hello. What can I get you?

1:03:511:03:53

Nothing, thanks. Can I use your phone?

1:03:531:03:57

I can't get this new mobile to work.

1:03:571:04:00

Yep, you can.

1:04:011:04:02

Here you go.

1:04:041:04:05

I suppose that happens when you start getting old, don't it?

1:04:051:04:09

-Don't worry about me - I'm in great shape. It's yourself you've got to worry about.

-Meaning?

1:04:091:04:13

Well, there's a lot of bugs around - working with the public, you're exposed to them all.

1:04:131:04:19

-Yeah...

-Rox, come here!

1:04:191:04:20

What?!

1:04:201:04:22

-What are you winding him up for?

-It's funny.

1:04:221:04:24

You're a bad influence.

1:04:241:04:25

-You love it.

-Will you help Billy steam those labels off? Go, go!

1:04:251:04:28

-Oh, Alfie!

-Go, go.

1:04:281:04:30

Andy, what's the delay, mate?

1:04:321:04:35

You know, she's in the Vic, giving it the large?

1:04:351:04:38

Listen, I'll phone you later. Just get the job done, yeah?!

1:04:381:04:42

I need you to give our house a really good clean.

1:04:421:04:45

I'm sorry, I haven't got time.

1:04:451:04:46

But only someone with your experience could do this job.

1:04:461:04:50

Alfie, have you seen Billy?

1:04:501:04:51

Well, I've heard I'm still due a few cases.

1:04:511:04:54

When? What delivery?

1:04:551:04:57

Love! How about you do it for love?

1:04:571:05:00

-Love?

-Yeah, I mean, you know what it's like to be happy and in love.

1:05:011:05:06

I mean, I want me and Amira to be as happy as you and Andrew.

1:05:061:05:11

Oh, OK, then. For love. But if Janine calls, I'll have to go.

1:05:111:05:14

Thank you. You're a lifesaver!

1:05:141:05:16

The club's shut, you muppet! How could I take another delivery?

1:05:161:05:20

Alfie, you ain't had anyone in here offering you booze, have you?

1:05:251:05:29

No. No, Derek we normally do it the other way round, you know...

1:05:291:05:32

I'll see you later.

1:05:341:05:36

Yeah, see you later.

1:05:361:05:37

You're such a downer head - what's wrong?

1:05:421:05:44

I'm meant to be getting an injection today.

1:05:441:05:46

What for?

1:05:461:05:47

HPV.

1:05:471:05:49

I had that years ago. There's nothing to it. You scared of needles?

1:05:491:05:52

It's not the needle!

1:05:521:05:53

So you and Jay are actually going to do it, at last!

1:05:531:05:56

No! But that's exactly what my Dad'll think

1:05:561:05:59

if I ask him to sign the consent form.

1:05:591:06:01

So, this is about your signature?! Have you got the form?

1:06:011:06:05

Yeah, why?

1:06:051:06:07

Because I am an expert at forging signatures.

1:06:071:06:10

What's your dad's signature like?

1:06:101:06:12

Well, er, he signs my homework diary.

1:06:121:06:15

Look, it's not a cheque for a million quid, yeah?

1:06:201:06:23

It's a signature to stop you from getting cervical cancer, OK?

1:06:231:06:27

Now cheer up, will you? Stop being so miserable.

1:06:281:06:31

Give it back! Give me back my nose!

1:06:321:06:34

Give me back my nose! Thank you! I got it, you cheeky monkey!

1:06:341:06:39

Why is she still walking about?!

1:06:501:06:52

I can't get her on her own.

1:06:521:06:53

Just be patient.

1:06:531:06:55

It's a cute kid, eh?

1:06:571:06:59

Yeah.

1:07:001:07:02

Do you know what? Forget it, job's off.

1:07:031:07:06

Do I have to give you the cash back?

1:07:071:07:09

No, I've got another job for you.

1:07:141:07:16

That vodka you left in the warehouse yesterday.

1:07:161:07:19

Well, apparently it's been re-delivered this morning.

1:07:191:07:23

Now it's magically disappeared. I want to know who's got it.

1:07:231:07:26

There's your culprit right there.

1:07:261:07:28

I saw her hanging around outside the club, waiting for a van.

1:07:281:07:31

Well, well, well! Never trust a Mitchell.

1:07:351:07:38

Hi, Abi, have you got your form?

1:07:441:07:47

-Yep.

-Thank you.

1:07:471:07:48

No need to be nervous, Abi.

1:08:031:08:05

Oh, I'm fine, honestly. I'm not scared of needles or nothing.

1:08:051:08:09

Just give me a minute...

1:08:101:08:13

You are a miracle worker!

1:08:251:08:27

It's just elbow grease and cleaning products. It ain't complicated.

1:08:271:08:32

-We do try to keep it clean, but it gets messy so quickly.

-Yeah, I know what you mean.

1:08:321:08:36

Maybe you could do with some scented candles.

1:08:361:08:38

Make it more romantic?

1:08:381:08:41

No, to get rid of that chip-pan and sweaty socks smell.

1:08:411:08:44

That's Tyler, that is.

1:08:441:08:46

You two had a fall out?

1:08:481:08:50

He's just been bang out of order, recently.

1:08:501:08:53

Shame.

1:08:531:08:54

-You two, you know, you should really make up.

-You should talk to him, not me.

1:08:551:08:59

Things can go on for far too long.

1:08:591:09:01

Families, they can fall out for years over nothing.

1:09:011:09:04

It's easier said than done, innit?

1:09:041:09:06

You know, you've both got so much going for you.

1:09:061:09:10

I mean, you're young,

1:09:111:09:13

you've got yourselves two lovely ladies, both of you.

1:09:131:09:16

That's the thing. I'd rather spend time with her than arguing with that muppet.

1:09:171:09:21

She seems lovely.

1:09:211:09:22

She is. She's beautiful. She's a goddess.

1:09:221:09:25

Wow. You been spending more of my hard earned cash, have you?

1:09:291:09:33

-I'd better go. Janine's going to kill me.

-Thanks, Hev.

-You're welcome.

1:09:331:09:36

-You're a life-saver.

-Bye.

-See you later.

-Bye.

1:09:361:09:38

So, how much did that cost?

1:09:381:09:40

She, um...did it as a favour, actually.

1:09:401:09:43

Come to your senses over that whole hotel night thing, then?

1:09:431:09:46

Maybe I hadn't thought it through properly.

1:09:461:09:49

Yeah, well, maybe we've both been a bit...

1:09:531:09:56

Distracted.

1:09:561:09:58

Yeah, distracted.

1:09:581:10:01

-It's women, ain't it?

-Women.

1:10:011:10:03

Look at you, all smiley and loved-up!

1:10:041:10:07

Yeah, she's special, man. What about you and Amira?

1:10:071:10:10

She for real?

1:10:101:10:12

Yeah. I really do like her, Ty. But we're just taking it easy.

1:10:121:10:16

We haven't, you know.

1:10:161:10:19

Nor have me and Whit.

1:10:191:10:20

-Then no wonder we're so uptight, eh?!

-Tell me about it!

1:10:201:10:23

But it's best not to rush, bruv. I learnt that from Whit.

1:10:231:10:27

I don't want to put no pressure on her. That's how I mucked up before.

1:10:271:10:30

Special ladies, special measures, right?

1:10:301:10:33

I, um...

1:10:331:10:35

I haven't actually cancelled that hotel reservation.

1:10:361:10:40

I want you and Whit to have it, on me.

1:10:401:10:42

Special measures, all that.

1:10:441:10:46

Look, I appreciate it, man, but save your money.

1:10:461:10:49

Come on. It can't be easy having Fatboy round the house.

1:10:491:10:53

It'll help to get out for the night.

1:10:531:10:55

Yeah, I suppose so...

1:10:551:10:56

Look, at least ask Whit, all right?

1:10:561:10:59

Yeah? See ya.

1:11:001:11:03

-See you later.

-See ya later.

1:11:031:11:05

Cheers.

1:11:131:11:15

Dad, what are you doing here?

1:11:151:11:16

Can we have a minute alone?

1:11:161:11:18

I had a call from the nurse.

1:11:251:11:28

She said you were nervous.

1:11:281:11:29

I felt like a bit of a numpty, cos I didn't know what she was talking about.

1:11:291:11:33

Weird, considering I signed the form.

1:11:331:11:35

Babe, I don't understand. Why didn't you just ask me?

1:11:401:11:43

Abs, why didn't you just mention this to me or your mum?

1:11:451:11:47

Would you want to talk to Mum about anything to do with cancer?

1:11:471:11:51

Well, you could have just asked me.

1:11:511:11:53

-Yeah, right.

-Abs, I'm always around, all right? If you want to talk to me.

1:11:531:11:57

What, about sexually transmitted viruses?!

1:11:571:11:59

Point taken.

1:12:001:12:02

Well, there's no time like the present, is there?

1:12:071:12:11

So, does this mean that you're thinking about...

1:12:111:12:13

This is exactly why I didn't ask you!

1:12:131:12:15

-It's just a natural part of life, innit?

-What is?

1:12:151:12:18

-Sex.

-Urgh!

1:12:181:12:19

No, it's nice.

1:12:201:12:22

-Oh, Dad!

-It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

-I'm embarrassed!

1:12:221:12:25

When people love each other, like me and your mum...

1:12:251:12:27

-I don't want this conversation!

-You think I do?!

1:12:271:12:30

This is so embarrassing!

1:12:301:12:32

You've got to talk to someone about this.

1:12:341:12:36

No, I really don't.

1:12:361:12:37

-You really do. You're going to talk to your mum tonight.

-No way.

1:12:371:12:40

It's me or her. You choose.

1:12:401:12:42

Stop being a wuss, will you? Get the injection.

1:12:461:12:49

You all right, Derek?

1:12:551:12:57

Hello.

1:12:571:12:58

Now. Let me see.

1:12:581:13:02

What do I fancy?

1:13:021:13:03

Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?

1:13:031:13:06

That is because property of mine went missing this morning,

1:13:061:13:10

but now I know who stole it,

1:13:101:13:11

and I've got a feeling I'm going to get it back real soon.

1:13:111:13:15

I know, vodka!

1:13:151:13:17

Six cases, please.

1:13:171:13:20

-OK, listen, Derek...

-Alfie, no! It's nothing to do with Alfie, OK?

1:13:201:13:24

-So, it is to do with you?

-Yeah.

1:13:241:13:27

No.

1:13:271:13:29

Someone just pulled up and they gave me a load of vodka. What can I say, Derek?

1:13:301:13:34

You've got some front, blondie.

1:13:341:13:36

I'll tell you what's going to happen.

1:13:361:13:38

I'm gonna be waiting in the club.

1:13:381:13:41

Do NOT make me come back and get it.

1:13:411:13:44

You understand?

1:13:441:13:46

Oi! Derek!

1:13:461:13:48

Me and Ant are cool now. In fact, we're more than cool - he's done something amazing.

1:13:591:14:04

He ain't cleaned the bathroom!

1:14:041:14:06

Seriously.

1:14:061:14:07

He's given us...

1:14:071:14:08

Not that I've asked for it, but a present. We ain't got to take it.

1:14:081:14:12

I'm easy either way, but it might be a waste...

1:14:121:14:15

All right, spit it out!

1:14:151:14:17

He's booked us a night in a posh hotel...

1:14:171:14:21

tonight.

1:14:211:14:22

So...

1:14:261:14:27

Same room, same bed, then?

1:14:281:14:30

Yeah, but like I say...

1:14:301:14:33

-What we doing sitting here? Let's pack!

-You'll come?

-Unless you want to finish this coffee!

1:14:391:14:43

-Absolutely not!

-Well.

1:14:431:14:45

ANTHONY CLEARS THROAT

1:14:471:14:49

Thank you!

1:14:511:14:53

Amira.

1:14:541:14:55

What have you been up to?

1:14:571:14:59

Just doing my good deed for the day.

1:14:591:15:02

Oh, and who did their good deed in here?

1:15:031:15:05

Well...me.

1:15:051:15:06

I wanted this place to be spotless for you,

1:15:061:15:09

so I have been working hard, you know.

1:15:091:15:11

Plus, we've got the place to ourselves.

1:15:111:15:14

Oh, OK, but the thing is, I can't stay long

1:15:151:15:19

because Syed can only look after Yasmin for like an hour or so.

1:15:191:15:22

Listen, this, er...

1:15:221:15:23

This isn't about getting you by yourself, or trying things on.

1:15:251:15:28

Good.

1:15:291:15:31

Cos I don't want to rush things, all right?

1:15:311:15:33

I don't want you to feel uncomfortable.

1:15:331:15:36

Because you do... You mean a lot to me.

1:15:361:15:39

You're special.

1:15:391:15:40

From now on, I'm going to make sure that's how you feel.

1:15:401:15:43

I'm going to give you everything you deserve, all right?

1:15:431:15:46

Special measures.

1:15:461:15:49

That's for being really sweet.

1:15:591:16:01

She won't pull anything like that again.

1:16:151:16:17

Well, that's that sorted, then.

1:16:191:16:22

I mean it.

1:16:221:16:24

Nothing happens to Roxy. Understand?

1:16:241:16:26

If that's what you really want, who am I to argue?

1:16:281:16:31

Yeah, it's me.

1:16:501:16:52

When the kid's in bed,

1:16:531:16:56

I want you to steam in, grab the Mitchell bird,

1:16:561:16:59

take her somewhere quiet,

1:16:591:17:01

and make sure she regrets ever crossing me.

1:17:011:17:04

Your dad told me about you having the HPV injection.

1:17:201:17:23

It's all right - I can understand why you wouldn't want to mention it.

1:17:241:17:28

But I'm glad you've had it.

1:17:301:17:32

I'd hate you to go through anything like this.

1:17:321:17:34

I'm sorry.

1:17:341:17:35

No, don't be.

1:17:351:17:37

I know it's been...

1:17:371:17:39

-Well, it must have been hard for you.

-You've had enough to deal with.

1:17:401:17:44

No, I should've been thinking about you, too.

1:17:441:17:46

Mum, it's OK, really.

1:17:461:17:49

You've just got on with things, haven't you?

1:17:511:17:54

Quietly grown up without any of us noticing.

1:17:541:17:57

-I love you.

-I know you do.

1:18:001:18:03

So, how are things going with Jay?

1:18:131:18:16

-Yeah, good.

-Yeah?

1:18:161:18:17

You know, if you want to talk about anything -

1:18:201:18:22

-if you and Jay are thinking about taking things to... To another...

-Mum...

1:18:221:18:27

I know, I'm just saying.

1:18:281:18:30

If you want to talk, you know where I am.

1:18:301:18:32

Well, I really like Jay,

1:18:321:18:34

and we have a laugh.

1:18:341:18:36

He's really sweet, but it's not about sex.

1:18:361:18:39

-I've told him I'm not ready and he's fine with that.

-Right.

1:18:391:18:43

Yeah, well,

1:18:451:18:47

when you do find the right person,

1:18:471:18:49

and you feel safe -

1:18:491:18:52

cos that's important -

1:18:521:18:54

it's a really special thing.

1:18:541:18:56

So, you'll come and talk to me, won't you?

1:19:001:19:03

Yeah. You're so grown up.

1:19:031:19:06

I'm so proud of you.

1:19:081:19:10

Ladies.

1:19:361:19:38

Derek Branning's a bit of all right, ain't he?

1:19:381:19:41

Behave yourself.

1:19:411:19:42

I like a bit of danger.

1:19:421:19:43

Yeah, Snugglepuss - mass murderer?

1:19:431:19:46

We don't know that - he might have only killed once.

1:19:461:19:49

That's a relief(!)

1:19:491:19:50

You're just jealous,

1:19:501:19:53

cos he's lying there awake at night

1:19:531:19:55

with his rippling, prison press-up muscles, thinking of me.

1:19:551:20:00

You are a desperate old tart.

1:20:001:20:03

Less of the "old"!

1:20:031:20:05

Mrs B, do you want me to put the rest of this stuff away?

1:20:101:20:13

No, thank you, Arthur, I can manage the rest myself.

1:20:131:20:17

OK.

1:20:171:20:18

Here, Arthur, you've got me the wrong bathroom cleaner.

1:20:351:20:39

I don't buy this one.

1:20:391:20:41

Oh, never mind.

1:20:421:20:43

It ain't the end of the world, I can always swap it for something else.

1:20:431:20:48

No, it's not that, it's, um...

1:20:481:20:51

I read the other letter. You know, the one that Rose wrote.

1:20:511:20:54

You should be ashamed of yourself, reading that smut.

1:20:541:20:57

-You know what I said about sin and lechery!

-We've got a problem.

1:20:571:21:00

Well, I stand by what I've done.

1:21:001:21:01

Rose didn't put her real name or address.

1:21:011:21:05

She put a fake name and a PO Box address.

1:21:051:21:08

What are you talking about?

1:21:081:21:10

Well, thanks to us, when that murderer opens our letter,

1:21:101:21:13

he's gonna find out Rose's real name and where she lives!

1:21:131:21:16

Oh...

1:21:161:21:17

Did you get your vodka back?

1:21:231:21:25

Yeah, yeah, it was all there,

1:21:251:21:26

only that silly cow had tried to steam the labels off.

1:21:261:21:29

So, it's over with?

1:21:301:21:33

Derek?

1:21:331:21:35

It's over with, yeah?

1:21:351:21:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:21:361:21:38

-ROXY:

-I'll get it!

1:21:421:21:45

-What are you doing?

-Shush!

1:21:541:21:57

-Shirl!

-Shush!

1:21:581:22:00

Please, just don't, all right?

1:22:001:22:01

Be quiet. Here.

1:22:011:22:04

Here!

1:22:041:22:06

Take it! Take it!

1:22:061:22:08

I'm not mentioning any names, but somebody is not very happy with you.

1:22:111:22:15

You do what you want with that. I don't want anything to do with the Mitchells.

1:22:171:22:20

Shirley.

1:22:221:22:23

Is this what I think it is?

1:22:281:22:30

It's Derek Branning.

1:22:321:22:34

No. No, Shirl, Jack wouldn't do that. He wouldn't let that happen.

1:22:351:22:39

Well, who else is it, then?

1:22:391:22:41

You know Derek.

1:22:431:22:46

He's going to find out what happens if you cross the Mitchells.

1:22:461:22:49

-Here you go, babe, lovely cup of splosh.

-Thank you.

1:22:581:23:02

What you up to?

1:23:021:23:04

Honestly, the state of these books.

1:23:041:23:06

I don't know how the salon's been surviving without me.

1:23:061:23:08

It's like they've been giving treatments away.

1:23:081:23:11

-And how did your chat with Abi go?

-Yeah, it was fine.

1:23:111:23:15

So, everything's all right, yeah?

1:23:151:23:17

She knows we're here if she needs to talk to us.

1:23:181:23:21

Yeah.

1:23:211:23:22

There are some things a girl doesn't want to talk to her dad about.

1:23:221:23:26

I miss you.

1:23:291:23:31

I'm right here.

1:23:451:23:47

-Right, you are taking the day off.

-What?

1:23:511:23:54

Me and you, we're going to go AWOL for the day.

1:23:541:23:57

-What do you want?

-I found this. Thought Amy might want it.

1:23:571:24:01

Well, I'll see she gets it.

1:24:011:24:03

-Was there anything else?

-Yeah, I thought I might be able to see her.

1:24:031:24:09

That might be a bit difficult, cos she's not here.

1:24:091:24:13

-Well, where is she then?

-At Billy and Lola's.

1:24:131:24:15

Yeah? And what's she doing there?

1:24:151:24:19

Roxy didn't come home last night.

1:24:191:24:22

I'm a bit worried, to be honest.

1:24:221:24:25

And now, she wants me to take her to some posh restaurant and I am skint.

1:24:251:24:29

Yeah, that's what you get for punching above your weight and getting involved with a princess.

1:24:291:24:33

It's a bit like Lady And The Tramp really, innit, eh?

1:24:331:24:36

She's a lady and you're a tramp. Ha-ha-ha.

1:24:361:24:38

And you, Alfredo Moon, are a genius.

1:24:381:24:41

-Come here.

-What you doing?

-Thank you.

-What's the matter with you?

1:24:411:24:44

I bumped into an old mate. You know what it's like

1:24:441:24:47

-when an opportunity lands in your lap.

-No, I told you I'd handle it.

1:24:471:24:49

Oh, really? I must have misunderstood.

1:24:491:24:53

Right.

1:24:531:24:54

Now, you call whoever you used. Now!

1:24:561:24:59

He's probably lying low, Jack. You know how these things work.

1:24:591:25:03

Cos you've done them yourself, haven't you, eh? Worse, in fact.

1:25:031:25:07

Detective Inspector.

1:25:071:25:08

Yeah, I've done it to people who deserved it, lowlife scum.

1:25:081:25:11

Oh. And what? Peroxide Blondie doesn't?

1:25:111:25:14

Come on, Jack, she's been treating you like dirt. Shouting the odds.

1:25:141:25:18

-Someone had to show her she couldn't get away with it.

-Not like this.

1:25:181:25:21

Well, then how, eh?

1:25:211:25:23

We talk about it, all right? We work things through.

1:25:231:25:25

Oh, what? Over a nice cup of tea? And where would that have left you?

1:25:251:25:28

Eh? Dangling at Roxy's every whim, whenever she felt like it.

1:25:281:25:33

What would Amy think of you then? Probably like my Chrissy does.

1:25:331:25:37

As some weak fool who couldn't even be bothered to fight for her.

1:25:371:25:41

At least this way, you get to see her.

1:25:411:25:43

-No, I don't. Cos Roxy's missing.

-What?

1:25:431:25:46

I mean, what do you think, Patrick?

1:25:461:25:49

What are you still doing here? You should be at the launderette.

1:25:491:25:52

Ooh. Ooh, I say, that's...

1:25:521:25:56

Yes, you'll look lovely in that.

1:25:561:25:59

-It's very modest.

-Well, I mean, it was a bargain.

1:25:591:26:02

It was only £20 on the Internet.

1:26:021:26:05

-The lady got jilted so it's never been worn.

-Oh, I say.

1:26:051:26:10

-Oh, you don't think it's bad luck, do you?

-Nah, nah, nah.

1:26:101:26:13

One woman's loss is another woman's gain.

1:26:131:26:17

What are you doing here?

1:26:171:26:18

It's unlucky for the groom to see the wedding dress

1:26:181:26:21

-before the big day.

-Oh, we don't believe in all that stuff.

1:26:211:26:24

No, Mrs Branning's right. You'll jinx the wedding. Now, go back in there. PHONE RINGS

1:26:241:26:27

Here, out of my way.

1:26:271:26:30

Hello? Yes, Dorothy Branning.

1:26:311:26:34

-Hey, you all right, Jack.

-Alfie, you ain't seen Roxy, have you?

1:26:371:26:40

No, mate, no. But she's bringing Amy over for her tea later.

1:26:401:26:43

Oh, sorry, mate. Me and my big mouth.

1:26:431:26:47

Things must be really tough after the court hearing and all that.

1:26:471:26:50

But, you know what they say, things can only get better.

1:26:501:26:52

Is everything all right?

1:26:521:26:54

Yeah, everything's fine. If you see her, let me know, yeah?

1:26:541:26:58

Yeah, yeah, sure.

1:26:581:27:00

Max.

1:27:021:27:04

You ain't seen Roxy, have you?

1:27:051:27:07

Er, no. Why?

1:27:071:27:08

-Made you a cup of tea.

-Thanks.

1:27:131:27:15

Oh, look, what you doing?

1:27:151:27:17

I'm going to go and stay with Aunt Sal, all right?

1:27:171:27:19

Nothing can be that bad.

1:27:191:27:20

Shirl, I'm not safe here. Amy's not safe.

1:27:201:27:24

There's nothing to be scared of.

1:27:241:27:26

They tried their worst and they failed.

1:27:261:27:29

It's over now.

1:27:291:27:30

-So, what were you thinking, Jack?

-It weren't my idea. It was Derek's.

1:27:341:27:38

And you know what he's like once he gets an idea in his head.

1:27:381:27:41

So, what you going to do?

1:27:431:27:44

I'm just going to have to keep looking for Roxy, ain't I?

1:27:441:27:47

Hope she turns up in one piece.

1:27:471:27:49

Look, you couldn't help us out, could you?

1:27:491:27:52

No, sorry, Jack, I sort of promised Tanya I'd spend the day with her.

1:27:521:27:55

Things all right with you two, ain't they?

1:27:551:27:58

Uh, yeah. Getting there, yeah.

1:27:581:28:00

Well, at least one of us is happy.

1:28:001:28:03

How could I let it come to this, Max?

1:28:031:28:06

I mean, if I lose Amy completely cos of this.

1:28:061:28:07

Oi, this ain't down to you, is it?

1:28:071:28:09

I just don't want her growing up not knowing who I am.

1:28:091:28:15

I don't want to end up like Derek and his Chrissy.

1:28:151:28:17

Well, who's Chrissy?

1:28:171:28:19

-I just wanted it to be perfect.

-And it will be.

1:28:191:28:22

Yeah, I mean, it's just old wives' tale.

1:28:221:28:25

That was the lady who's doing the catering.

1:28:251:28:29

She fell down the stairs this morning

1:28:291:28:31

and she broke her arm in three places, so she's incapacitated.

1:28:311:28:38

-It's just a coincidence, innit.

-And her friend

1:28:381:28:40

who was doing the cake,

1:28:401:28:42

she's had a family bereavement, she's flown off to Australia.

1:28:421:28:46

Then, um. Then, we need to get new caterers and get a new cake,

1:28:481:28:53

ain't that right, then?

1:28:531:28:54

Yeah. Well, I mean, I know it ain't traditional,

1:28:541:28:58

but I could always do a couple of my Battenburgs.

1:28:581:29:00

I could jam them together and fancy them up with a bit of icing.

1:29:001:29:04

Smashing, Auntie Dot.

1:29:041:29:06

Yeah, and I could rustle up some of my jerk chicken, all right.

1:29:061:29:08

That's the spirit. Nothing too spicy, though.

1:29:081:29:12

You know Heather can't abide spicy food, ain't that right, Heather?

1:29:121:29:16

Me neither. Come on, Patrick, no time like the present.

1:29:161:29:21

Come on, chop, chop.

1:29:211:29:23

See, crisis averted.

1:29:251:29:27

Now, all you've got to do, turn up, say your vows

1:29:271:29:30

and we live happily ever after.

1:29:301:29:32

That's the point.

1:29:321:29:35

People like us don't have fairy-tale endings.

1:29:351:29:38

Little Bo Peep found her way home yet, has she?

1:29:451:29:48

No. Did you get hold of whoever you used?

1:29:481:29:51

Like I said, probably lying low.

1:29:511:29:55

And it don't bother you that Roxy could be lying in a ditch somewhere?

1:29:561:30:00

-Well, that would be unfortunate.

-Hmm.

1:30:001:30:02

But that means the ends justify the means, yeah?

1:30:021:30:06

And you did all this

1:30:061:30:07

cos you wanted to make sure I got to see Amy, right?

1:30:071:30:09

-Course. Why else?

-I don't know.

1:30:111:30:14

It's got nothing to do with you wanting to hurt Roxy.

1:30:141:30:18

You know, pay her back for helping David Wicks stitch you up.

1:30:181:30:22

Leave off, Jack. You know me, I'm not one to bear a grudge.

1:30:221:30:25

No. No, course not.

1:30:251:30:27

Because this was all about you wanting me not to turn out

1:30:271:30:30

-like you and Chrissy, that's right, innit?

-Right.

1:30:301:30:34

You ain't got a daughter called Chrissy.

1:30:341:30:36

-I was just trying to help.

-No, you played me!

1:30:401:30:43

-You were going soft.

-You don't get it, do you?

1:30:431:30:46

What you do to Roxy, you do to Amy. My daughter.

1:30:461:30:49

This is the way we do things, Jack.

1:30:491:30:51

No. It's the way you do things, all right. I'm not you.

1:30:511:30:54

Oh, you can try and convince yourself as much as you like

1:30:541:30:57

of that, Jackie boy.

1:30:571:30:58

But deep down inside you are just like me. Eh?

1:30:581:31:00

We are cut from the same cloth, mate.

1:31:001:31:03

-Hearts as dark as pitch.

-No, we're not.

1:31:031:31:06

Oh, you should be thanking me, eh.

1:31:061:31:08

You should be buying me a large brandy

1:31:081:31:10

and lighting me a Double Corona.

1:31:101:31:12

Not standing there like some whining, little girl.

1:31:121:31:15

This is not the way I wanted it!

1:31:151:31:17

That's it, Jackie boy. Come on, stick it on me, eh?

1:31:171:31:20

That's what you want to do, innit? Come on.

1:31:201:31:23

I told you, Jack.

1:31:251:31:26

Cut from the same cloth.

1:31:261:31:28

Hearts as dark as pitch.

1:31:291:31:32

-Lunch is served.

-Eggy bread(!)

1:31:431:31:45

French toast, if you don't mind.

1:31:451:31:47

Do you remember that time you made a whole loaf of it?

1:31:471:31:50

We stayed in bed all day, didn't we?

1:31:501:31:52

We worked our way through it.

1:31:521:31:55

After lunch, I've got a nice treat for you.

1:31:591:32:03

You hate that film.

1:32:061:32:07

Yeah. But you love it.

1:32:071:32:10

Enjoy.

1:32:131:32:15

So, happiness is only for skinny, rich people

1:32:151:32:18

on the covers of glossy magazines?

1:32:181:32:20

No, no, that's not what I meant.

1:32:201:32:22

Well, maybe it is.

1:32:221:32:25

Maybe I'm just waiting for something to go wrong.

1:32:251:32:27

I mean nothing ever goes right for me.

1:32:271:32:29

You just don't get it, do you?

1:32:291:32:32

You're everything I've ever dreamed of.

1:32:321:32:34

-Then why aren't you as excited about the wedding as I am?

-I am.

1:32:361:32:41

Well, you didn't seem excited when your mum got us those Harleys.

1:32:411:32:43

Well, I would've been if Shirley hadn't muscled in.

1:32:431:32:45

Yeah, but Shirl's my best mate.

1:32:451:32:47

-And I'm your future husband.

-It's not a competition.

1:32:471:32:50

Well, it feels like it sometimes.

1:32:501:32:52

And I always seem to come off second best.

1:32:521:32:54

I love you, Andrew, but Shirl's always going to be part of my life

1:32:561:33:02

and you're just going to have to accept that.

1:33:021:33:04

Oh, what? Twice in one day, this is beginning to be a habit.

1:33:061:33:10

-Is Roxy back?

-No.

-Well, have you heard from her?

1:33:101:33:12

What's the matter, Jack? You look worried.

1:33:121:33:14

-Have you heard from her?

-Something you're not telling me?

1:33:141:33:17

-She could be in some trouble.

-What sort of trouble?

1:33:171:33:19

Look, it weren't my idea, all right. This wasn't my idea.

1:33:191:33:22

-Oh, you knew.

-Told you he was in on it.

1:33:221:33:27

Do you think that's funny? Making me think something's happened to her.

1:33:271:33:30

Nearly as funny as you trying to get her hurt in the first place.

1:33:301:33:32

-This has got nothing to do with you.

-It's got everything to do with me.

1:33:321:33:35

No, no, no, stop it. Stop it.

1:33:351:33:37

Shirl, it's all right, I'll deal with this, OK?

1:33:371:33:40

Come on, then. What?

1:33:401:33:43

Roxy, I'm sorry.

1:33:431:33:44

Jack, just shut up. Shut...

1:33:441:33:47

Argh.

1:33:521:33:54

Ah, ooooh.

1:33:571:33:59

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

1:34:051:34:08

"Cos, after all, tomorrow is another day."

1:34:081:34:11

I reckon he did though, you know. Give a damn.

1:34:121:34:15

Yeah. Just a bit. Oh, that is a long film.

1:34:151:34:20

-Is it your neck?

-Mmm.

1:34:231:34:24

Come here. Come here.

1:34:271:34:30

-Where is it? There?

-Yeah.

1:34:351:34:37

-How's that? All right?

-Yeah, it's nice.

1:34:391:34:42

Bit better, yeah?

1:34:461:34:48

-Argh.

-Just stay still, will you?

1:34:541:34:56

-I think you broke it.

-Good. Good.

1:34:561:35:00

So, come on then, huh? What was the plan? What were you going to do?

1:35:001:35:03

Were you going to just scare me? Or were you going to hurt me?

1:35:031:35:07

Or cripple me? Or worse? What?

1:35:071:35:10

Come on. I want to know what a lucky escape I've had.

1:35:101:35:15

-I could be dead right now.

-Well, you took my daughter, didn't you?

1:35:151:35:18

So that makes it all right, does it?

1:35:181:35:20

And I didn't take your daughter away. You threw in the towel, Jack.

1:35:201:35:24

And why did you do that? Why? Hmm?

1:35:241:35:26

-Cos there's no justice in this world any more, is there?

-Oh, is that right?

1:35:261:35:31

So you think Amy should be with you, do you?

1:35:311:35:34

You think you're a fit parent?

1:35:341:35:37

Do you think you're a good role model? A good person?

1:35:371:35:41

-Well, do you think I'm a bad person?

-No. Cos...

1:35:411:35:44

Because paying someone to have me hurt

1:35:441:35:46

is the act of a really decent human being, Jack.

1:35:461:35:49

That wasn't me, was it?

1:35:491:35:50

No. It wasn't.

1:35:521:35:54

No, it was your big brother.

1:35:541:35:57

That sick, twisted man that you let live with you.

1:35:571:36:00

You let him stay in your flat. You let him stay in your life.

1:36:001:36:02

-I'm not Derek, am I?

-No. But you're just as bad as him

1:36:021:36:04

so don't try and make out you're any different.

1:36:041:36:07

I tried to stop it.

1:36:091:36:11

I tried looking for you. I came to tell Shirley the truth.

1:36:111:36:14

The truth?

1:36:141:36:15

You're... You are like a broken record, Jack.

1:36:171:36:20

You're stuck in denial.

1:36:211:36:22

I tell you what, yeah, you keep singing that same old tune.

1:36:221:36:25

Go on, go for it. Because I tell you what,

1:36:251:36:27

nothing is going to take away from the real truth.

1:36:271:36:29

And that is, and look at me, yeah?

1:36:291:36:31

There is no good left in you any more.

1:36:311:36:35

That's not true.

1:36:371:36:38

What happened to you, hmm?

1:36:421:36:45

JACK SIGHS

1:36:461:36:49

I think you'd better go.

1:36:491:36:50

-Can I see Amy first?

-Are you actually insane?

1:36:521:36:56

You are not capable of being around her right now.

1:36:561:36:59

God knows what you will do.

1:36:591:37:01

What? You think I'd hurt her?

1:37:031:37:05

-You think I'd hurt my own daughter?

-Ask Penny.

1:37:051:37:08

I hope you're not thinking of lighting that up in here.

1:37:191:37:23

Perish the thought. One has to stay within the law, doesn't one?

1:37:251:37:30

Drink?

1:37:301:37:32

Why not? Seeing as you're paying.

1:37:321:37:34

Tracey, darling.

1:37:361:37:38

A double brandy for the lady.

1:37:391:37:41

To new beginnings.

1:37:501:37:52

And old enemies.

1:37:531:37:55

I like a woman who can handle her drink. Same again?

1:38:021:38:06

I'd love to. Only I've got to get back.

1:38:061:38:09

I promised Roxy a takeaway.

1:38:091:38:12

Oh, by the way,

1:38:141:38:16

Andy...sends his regards.

1:38:181:38:21

Him and Phil, they go back a long way.

1:38:221:38:26

So, no matter how connected you think you are,

1:38:261:38:30

Phil will always be top dog around here.

1:38:301:38:33

And when he finds out you've crossed the line,

1:38:331:38:36

he ain't going to be very happy.

1:38:361:38:39

Enjoy your drink.

1:38:391:38:41

Hev!

1:38:591:39:00

I borrowed it off Tamwar.

1:39:021:39:03

What for?

1:39:051:39:06

Well, if you're going to ride the Harley at our wedding,

1:39:061:39:09

I reckon you need a few lessons first.

1:39:091:39:10

-Oh.

-Listen, I know we may not exactly be perfect.

1:39:111:39:17

But our wedding day's going to be.

1:39:171:39:19

And so is the rest of our life together.

1:39:191:39:22

Just, erm, one condition.

1:39:221:39:25

I get you all to myself on our honeymoon.

1:39:261:39:28

Yeah.

1:39:281:39:30

I've got something for you.

1:39:301:39:32

Here you are.

1:39:341:39:36

Put that on, I'll take you for a spin.

1:39:361:39:38

Jump on the back, go on. That's it.

1:39:411:39:45

-You ready?

-Yeah.

1:39:451:39:46

Ooh.

1:39:471:39:48

Woo. Ha-ha. Woo, woo. Ooh!

1:39:501:39:53

Shirl!

1:39:531:39:55

You go, Thelma!

1:39:551:39:58

Woo. Woo!

1:39:581:40:00

Woo-hoo! Woo!

1:40:041:40:05

I have booked us a table at the most exclusive restaurant in all of town.

1:40:091:40:15

Great.

1:40:151:40:16

It's this way.

1:40:171:40:19

Come here, come on.

1:40:211:40:23

-Really?

-Really.

1:40:251:40:27

-You ready?

-Yes.

-Sure?

-Hmm-mm.

1:40:271:40:31

Voila.

1:40:331:40:34

-Oh, Anthony.

-Let me take your jacket for you.

1:40:401:40:43

Come on, then, up the step.

1:40:501:40:51

Hey.

1:40:571:40:58

Hello, darling.

1:40:581:41:00

I love you, baby. I really love you.

1:41:041:41:08

Jack, listen, about what I said earlier, I...

1:41:091:41:12

No, you were right.

1:41:141:41:16

I'm not fit to be around her.

1:41:171:41:19

Love you.

1:41:211:41:22

Jack! Jack!

1:41:291:41:32

# Ba-da bom-bom. #

1:41:431:41:45

-Dinner is served, my lady.

-Ooh, what is it? Salmon? Foie gras? Oysters?

1:41:451:41:52

No, it's better than that. There you go.

1:41:521:41:57

Voila!

1:41:571:41:59

-Hmm.

-ITALIAN ACCENT: Now, that is just a-like Mamma Moon used to make.

1:41:591:42:03

-I didn't know your mum was Italian.

-Yeah. She's, you know, from Naples.

1:42:031:42:07

Via Romford.

1:42:071:42:10

And the finishing touch.

1:42:101:42:11

MUSIC: "That's Amore" by Dean Martin

1:42:151:42:17

I'm sorry it's not Bella Notte but...

1:42:171:42:19

Bella wotty?

1:42:191:42:21

You know. Bella Notte. The Beautiful Night.

1:42:211:42:24

Come on, you know, in Lady And The Tramp

1:42:241:42:27

when they're sitting there eating spaghetti and meatballs.

1:42:271:42:30

I've never seen it.

1:42:301:42:32

-You've never seen Lady And The Tramp?

-Uh-huh.

1:42:321:42:36

Well, we'll have to fix that then, won't we?

1:42:361:42:39

I've had enough of the Brannings to last me a lifetime.

1:42:401:42:43

Rox, Rox, calm down, darling. I'll stick the kettle on, all right.

1:42:431:42:46

What happened? Derek Branning still going on about his vodka?

1:42:461:42:50

-You know what, I don't even know.

-So, what is it then?

1:42:501:42:53

ROXY SIGHS

1:42:531:42:54

-Can I ask you a question?

-Yeah, course you can.

1:42:571:42:59

Do you miss Tommy?

1:42:591:43:01

Yeah, course I do. Like you wouldn't believe.

1:43:021:43:05

And of course Kat.

1:43:051:43:07

You wouldn't walk out on him, would you?

1:43:081:43:10

No. No, no, I'm Super Alfie, aren't I? Impervious to pain.

1:43:101:43:15

I just...

1:43:171:43:19

I really want an end to all this fighting, I really do.

1:43:191:43:21

Hey. Hey, come on, you. It's all right, come on.

1:43:211:43:26

Come on.

1:43:261:43:28

You can do this, all right? You know you're strong, yeah?

1:43:281:43:32

Look at me.

1:43:321:43:33

Yes, you can.

1:43:361:43:38

THEY GIGGLE

1:43:401:43:43

Thank you.

1:43:431:43:44

When did life get like this? When?

1:43:441:43:48

You know, it was like yesterday, it was me and Ronnie down there,

1:43:481:43:50

behind that bar, having fun.

1:43:501:43:53

Who, who, came along and, I don't know,

1:43:531:43:55

took away all the fun out of my life?

1:43:551:43:57

And now, I haven't even got her to talk to

1:43:571:43:58

because I have to get a visiting order first.

1:43:581:44:01

Listen, Rox, why don't you go home and just have a few hours off?

1:44:011:44:05

-No. No, no, no, I've got a shift.

-No, don't worry about that.

1:44:071:44:09

I'll make sure Amy gets fed and I'll bring her over to you, OK?

1:44:091:44:12

-Really?

-Yes, really.

1:44:121:44:14

Go home, fill a bath, put some of that bubbly stuff in,

1:44:141:44:16

scented candles, bit of nice music. Go on, you go and relax, all right?

1:44:161:44:19

-Thank you.

-You keep your chin up. You deserve it, OK? Go on, then.

1:44:191:44:23

I'll see you later.

1:44:231:44:24

-OK. You know where I am if you need me.

-All right.

1:44:241:44:27

OK, take care.

1:44:271:44:29

Babe, it's fine, all right, you don't have to do this.

1:44:541:44:57

Sorry. I'm sorry. I can't.

1:45:161:45:20

I'm sorry.

1:45:211:45:22

Well, just, you know, I just wish you'd make your mind up.

1:45:251:45:27

Right, well, thanks. Thanks for being so understanding.

1:45:271:45:30

Oh, I've been understanding, ain't I? That's why I said....

1:45:301:45:32

you didn't have to do that.

1:45:321:45:33

Do you know what it's like,

1:45:331:45:35

not being able to touch the person you love?

1:45:351:45:39

Yeah, I do, funnily enough.

1:45:391:45:40

Right.

1:45:421:45:43

I suppose you'll just do what you normally do - find it somewhere else.

1:45:461:45:49

You think I'll cheat on you now?

1:45:491:45:51

Why not? You could barely keep it in your trousers

1:45:511:45:53

when we were having sex, God knows how you're managing now.

1:45:531:45:55

-Tan, this ain't about me, babe.

-No. Course not, no.

1:45:551:45:58

This is all my fault, innit?

1:45:581:46:00

KNOCKING ON DOOR

1:46:001:46:02

No, leave it, Max. Leave it.

1:46:051:46:08

Look, if it's bad timing, I'll...

1:46:151:46:17

No, no, no, come in.

1:46:171:46:19

Something I can do for you?

1:46:431:46:45

Yeah, close.

1:46:471:46:49

But no cigar.

1:46:511:46:52

You're a ballsy little cow, ain't you? Hmm?

1:46:591:47:02

You are so lucky I'm on licence.

1:47:051:47:08

Roxy's right.

1:47:221:47:23

Yeah, maybe Amy's better off without me.

1:47:251:47:27

Roxy ain't an expert on being a good parent, is she?

1:47:271:47:30

So, is this it?

1:47:321:47:34

What? You're just going to drink yourself into oblivion.

1:47:341:47:37

You're going to waste your life away, feeling sorry for yourself.

1:47:371:47:40

Cos then you'll have to explain to Amy why you turned your back on her.

1:47:401:47:43

Yeah, well that'll be a hell of a lot easier

1:47:431:47:45

than having to explain to my daughter

1:47:451:47:46

why she's sitting in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

1:47:461:47:50

I pulled Penny into my world back then, all right?

1:47:501:47:53

She paid the price for it. I'm not doing the same to Amy.

1:47:531:47:55

You ain't that bloke, you're better than that.

1:47:551:47:57

Nah. No, I'm a lot worse now, ain't I?

1:47:571:47:59

At least, back then, there was some twisted logic to what I was doing.

1:48:001:48:04

Now, I just hurt people for the fun of it.

1:48:041:48:06

Roxy was right.

1:48:101:48:12

I'm just no good, Max.

1:48:131:48:14

Just no good.

1:48:161:48:17

Come here, come here.

1:48:211:48:23

JACK SOBS

1:48:251:48:27

Oh, that was so adorable.

1:48:321:48:34

If totally unhygienic.

1:48:351:48:37

-I could get used to this staying-in lark.

-Yeah?

-Mmm.

1:48:521:48:56

And thank you...

1:48:561:48:58

..for being such a gentleman.

1:48:591:49:01

KNOCKING ON DOOR

1:49:091:49:10

All right!

1:49:131:49:15

Oh, what do you want? Like I couldn't guess.

1:49:151:49:18

Jack is in pieces because of you.

1:49:201:49:24

What's this? The Branning Brothers closing ranks?

1:49:241:49:27

Well, I ain't going to stand by and watch you make a mug of him, all right?

1:49:271:49:30

Is that right?

1:49:301:49:31

Well, I tell you what, Max, I've already seen off the good

1:49:311:49:34

and the bad today, so what does that make you, the ugly?

1:49:341:49:36

-Right, so you think this is a joke?

-No, I think you are a joke.

1:49:361:49:40

Bullying me. Threatening me.

1:49:401:49:41

I am not going to be some doormat for you to wipe your feet all over

1:49:411:49:44

whenever you want. So, you stand there and you huff and you puff all you like.

1:49:441:49:47

Jack has made his choice.

1:49:471:49:50

What's the matter?

1:49:541:49:56

You seem a bit distracted. You seen something you like?

1:49:561:49:59

You think I'd look twice, cheap little tart like you.

1:49:591:50:06

It's what you like though, innit? Hmm?

1:50:061:50:09

Forbidden fruit.

1:50:091:50:10

You can see yourself out.

1:50:121:50:14

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