27/12/2011 EastEnders Omnibus


27/12/2011

After Zainab finally stands up to Yusef, he seeks revenge, throwing the entire square in danger. Denise opens a mysterious present revealing a secret about one of the residents.


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That woman can't have sprung from nowhere.

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-Well, there's nothing here, Masood.

-The surgery?

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No, he's resigned, he's cleared out his office.

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What are we going to do?

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Stay calm.

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Look, we will find Kamil. You've got time.

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You can't go anywhere till your passport arrives.

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Zainab?

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Zee?

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What's happened?

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I don't know.

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What are you doing?

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Couldn't sleep...I was thirsty.

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Should have taken your pills.

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Come on, I'll get them for you.

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# Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way.

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# Oh, what fun it is to ride In Phil Mitchell's beat-up Jag. #

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Don't rhyme.

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It's not even light yet.

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-Yeah, well, you didn't get any shut-eye, did you?

-Shh, shh...

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KEYS RATTLE

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-What's happened?

-This has got to end.

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-Oh, sorry.

-Sorry.

-Sorry.

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-Lucky old Bianca, eh? Bet she's been dreaming about coming home to this.

-I've just got out of bed.

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Make an effort, eh? We don't want anything, or anyone, to spoil this Christmas, do we?

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-Where's me mum?

-Oh, she's gone over to Sonia's.

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-Nice of her to tell me. Where's the kids?

-In bed.

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What?

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Bi. What's the matter, darling?

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Last year, they was up at the crack of dawn, they were that excited!

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You know how quickly kids grow up these days!

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Sleep half their lives away if they had half a chance, wouldn't they?

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Not if I've got anything to do with it.

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-It's Christmas Eve!

-'Look, I'm sorry, love.'

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When you're a kid, it's all Santa Claus and twinkly lights,

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then, bam, you wake up and you're 40 and it's bills, divorce and Christmas Day on your tod.

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Look, I better go. Cheers.

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So, where's your meter, then, love?

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Christian! You came!

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-Come on, come in, come in!

-Yeah, well, I couldn't have my sister spending Christmas all on her own.

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-You speak for yourself.

-Oi, watch out...

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These are a very important navigational tool this time of year.

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Come here.

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Give us a kiss.

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Did you have fun at Tiff's?

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Was it good, yeah?

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Hello, Jean. Did you sleep well?

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-Much better, thanks.

-That's a good sign, ain't it, Alfie? Here, Shenice, get up.

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-Let Jean sit down.

-She hasn't finished her breakfast yet.

-Sorry. Sorry, sweetheart.

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-I don't mind.

-No, it's all right, you stay put. Here, Jean, sit over here.

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THEY PLAY ONCE IN ROYAL DAVID'S CITY

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You seen her yet?

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Not to talk to.

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Can I do anything?

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-There is something... keep an eye on Jane?

-Yeah, course.

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Passports.

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Good luck!

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Excuse me, excuse me. You've got a package for Dr Khan?

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-Yeah, I need ID, mate.

-He said I could collect it, we're family.

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Zainab, can you bring my wallet, please?

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Your passport is here.

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Can I help?

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Thank you.

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Perfect timing.

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We can all fly out tomorrow after all.

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Tamwar, Afia, can I speak to you for a moment, please?

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I'd better keep hold of it. Wouldn't want it to get lost again.

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-I'll be careful, I promise.

-Please don't, Zainab.

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-Sorry.

-And you must stop apologising all the time.

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I'm sor...

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Is Kamil coming?

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What a funny question.

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Of course.

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Which airline is it?

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I can't remember now. Why do you ask?

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I just wondered what time the flight was so I can book the taxi.

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Don't worry about that. I'll sort everything.

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-You summoned?

-I've got a very big surprise for you all.

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-I know it's last minute, but I was waiting for Zainab's passport to arrive.

-What, Dad?

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I've booked us all flights to Pakistan tomorrow.

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Syed and Amira too. It'll be great, all the family together.

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Oh, right. Thanks, Dad.

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Yeah, really generous.

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-Oh, no, that's mine. Sorry.

-Says who?

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Here you are. £3.33...

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-Nope, £3.34, Will that do you?

-Sorry, love.

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That's life. Here you are. Cheers, darling.

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-Come on, Kat, my kids have really had a tough year.

-What about mine? Don't they count?

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-But I can't afford to buy it in the shops.

-Can't afford to buy this one by the looks of it.

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Oh, here you are, there's two quid.

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-Bianca. Still scrabbling around on the floor looking for coppers, I see.

-Janine.

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Money never could buy class.

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Be nice! I'm about to give you some cash.

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Oh, well, up yours.

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Charming! Well, I'll see you tomorrow.

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Oh, did Pat not tell you? Yeah, we've got this agreement, so I'll be round for lunch.

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This may come as a shock, but Christmas is when you're meant to be there for your family.

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Oh, well...

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-I don't know what you mean.

-Ergh. Bianca!

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Here y'are.

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Want to join forces?

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Roxy's gone shopping. I said you'd join her.

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You can't chuck me out on Christmas Eve.

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I've got presents to wrap and a whacking great big turkey to stuff.

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Well, get a pre-stuffed one, then. Here you are.

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And get another tree while you're at it, yeah?

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-What are you gonna do?

-Best you don't know.

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Well, then you're gonna have to bundle me outside the door.

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I am gonna prove that it's him.

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-Jack?

-Yeah.

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How?

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Well, my little pen pal ain't going be able to resist gloating after last night, is he?

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-What, you're gonna stake him out?

-Hmm.

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-Sweet! Can I stay?

-No, Ben...

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-Please, Dad. I just wanna help.

-No. You heard me!

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It's all right, he can stay. He can stay.

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-Right, you promise me one thing? That...

-Sorry, I can't do that...

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Bye.

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Oi! Watch out, you!

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Amira, Sy.

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Happy Christmas.

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-What're you doing here?

-I've been in the Canaries, thanks for asking, darling.

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Anyway, I'm lying on the beach and I suddenly get this image.

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All four of us, opening our presents together in bed.

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-Shame, we're moving out.

-Yeah, Jane said.

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Back to Mum and Dad's. How cosy.

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Let's get out of here.

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-Christian, I...

-Sy.

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Coming.

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It'll only be for an hour or so. Please, Dad...

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Look, it's your fault we're not prepared.

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I've already said no.

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Fine, I'll just have to ask Masood.

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What would only be for an hour?

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Tam needs to talk Rahul through the accounts so he can cover us while we're away,

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but we're fully booked for lunch, so...

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-Well, I could do it?

-No, you don't need the stress.

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-I don't mind.

-It's just showing people to their tables.

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Well, it's settled then.

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No. I'll do it.

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Well, whatever. Look, just please... Can you come now?

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Won't be long. You stay in the warm.

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Your jacket.

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Thank you.

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Come on, get a move on.

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Where are we going?

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You'll see.

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Come on!

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Why're you so slow, Nana Pat?

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Steady on. Steady.

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Steady.

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I'm not sure I can do surprises today.

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Jean, go and have a lie down, yeah?

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Ready?

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Here we go, don't look. Come on.

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No looking, no looking!

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Right... Da-da!

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Da-da!

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What's the big deal?

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What's the big deal? You're kidding me, right?

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-It's gonna be the funnest, bestest Christmas party this side of Bethnal Green.

-Yes.

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Me and Kat should know, we've been to a few, haven't we?

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Not that I can remember 'em all! This is gonna top 'em all.

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Right, so we have got pin the nose on the reindeer.

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Is that you in there, Patrick?

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And Christmas bingo.

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Bingo's for old people.

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Well, there's none of them here, so it can't be, can it?

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And we've got Christmas musical chairs.

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What's that?

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Well, you know, musical chairs? But just with Christmas music.

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And that's not just it. Here you are.

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Oh, look at them, Ricky, they're just your colour.

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Can't believe it's Christmas Eve already.

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Yeah.

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Just another day, really, innit?

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Don't know why everyone makes such a fuss about it.

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What?

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Well, it weren't that long ago you'd be up all night,

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too excited to sleep.

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-Was I?

-Yeah.

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Mind you, I was the same.

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You?

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You was excited about Christmas?

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Yeah, I was a kid once an' all, you know.

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It's hard to imagine, that's all.

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Don't feel that different up there.

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So, come on, what was your favourite present?

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That's easy. Boxing gloves.

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Can still smell the leather.

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Do you wanna know what mine was?

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That dance mat. D'you remember it?

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Remember it? You used to wake us up every morning clopping about on it!

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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# I'm dreaming

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# Of a white Christmas. #

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-You sure no-one saw you?

-Are you OK?

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-Last night, I was worried about you...

-I'm fine.

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Look. What you said, right, it got me thinking.

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He has to have left a trail somewhere. And if not in the house, then in his car.

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How'd you get the key?

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I took it from his jacket pocket.

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-We don't have a choice. We're flying out tomorrow.

-Christmas day!

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Look, why don't I go to the airport, wait for you and Kamil there?

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No, no, no...

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-There are hundreds of people there. He can't do anything!

-It's not that.

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He hasn't told me where we're flying out from, what time.

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I've checked, there's at least eight flights going to Karachi.

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OK. OK, look, Where's the car?

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It's outside. Masood, I'm coming with you.

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-No, it's too risky...

-Please. OK, come on.

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Pizza, no pineapple and a DVD... any preference?

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Oh, just get anything... but don't get a rom com...

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don't want your mascara all down your shirt.

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I'm fine, I told you, me and Mas are just on a temporary break purely for, um...

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Practical reasons.

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Oh, come here, I'm only kidding...

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his son might be a robot in human form but I'm sure Mas adores you.

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Hello?

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Amira sent you back?

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No, actually, I said I was going to buy some milk.

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What did you do that for?

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I thought you might need some help.

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We moved some of your stuff...

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Really?

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All right.

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-What you doing here?

-Got bored.

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What, no bites?

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Not unless you count the Salvation Army.

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-Anyway, it don't matter. You want to buy me a drink?

-You're cold.

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You need to come forward. That's it, you're warm.

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You're warm, you're warm, getting warmer, getting warmer.

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Ow!

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-Adorable in't he, eh?

-Who's next? Shenice?

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-Why don't you get someone to buy you a shandy.

-Cheers.

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Must be hard, you know.

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I mean, a year's a long time for kids.

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They probably see me as more of a mum now.

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Pakistan? You've got to be joking.

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No. I've set up a business over there.

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What business?

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Me and Amira.

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It's memorabilia, we're going to trade in the run up

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to the Olympics then take it from there.

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-Husband and wife team, eh?

-It's not like that. We're just business partners,

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Janine's involved too.

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It feels good, you know,

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like something's finally starting.

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Yeah...

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your life back in the closet.

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This is just for show.

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-That's what being in the closet means, Sy.

-It's different, I know who I am.

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Yeah? A greasy business man in a cheap suit?

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At least I'm doing something, not stuck in that dead-end job at the salon.

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-Didn't bother you a couple of months ago.

-I've got ambition back.

-I bet Mummy's proud.

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It's not about that, it's about...

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It's about self-respect.

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But that's all meaningless, Sy,

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if you can't be honest about what's in here.

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Hurry up, Masood.

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There's nothing here.

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-Fine, let's just go then.

-No!

-It's hopeless.

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I will no stand by and let that man kidnap my family.

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I'll kill him if I have to.

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Come on, hurry up, then, Masood.

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There's got to be something here.

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This is it.

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Boarding passes.

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Heathrow seven o'clock tomorrow. I can stop him.

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Zainab?

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Zainab?

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Zainab, what's wrong?

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Zainab? Don't you see this is good news, I can wait for you there,

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I can stop him.

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Maybe you shouldn't.

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Maybe this is just how it's meant to be.

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What d'you mean?

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I did this, Masood.

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I married him.

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I should be the one to suffer.

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Don't say that.

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Our children are so happy, Masood.

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Syed's eyes are shining brighter than ever, Tamwar has Afia.

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If I do what Yusef wants... everyone stays happy.

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Oh, is that what you call it?

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-You don't deserve any happiness, do you?

-What does it matter?

-He hits you, Zainab.

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I would give my life for my children to be safe.

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In a heartbeat, Masood.

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Just let us go.

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I can't.

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I can't.

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No.

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No, no, no, Zainab, this not an option. You're not a victim.

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I don't know who I am any more.

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It's because of him. You've let him get into your head.

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That's exactly what he wants.

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Please, Zainab, don't let him, please.

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I can't, it's too risky, Masood, I just can't.

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SALVATION ARMY PLAY COME ALL YE FAITHFUL

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Oh, last thing...

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-..don't burn the place down.

-I'll do my best.

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Thanks for your help.

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Dinner at seven, don't be late.

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Think I'm looking forward to life back in Walford

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without the family rather than our holiday with them.

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Me too.

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-We're bad people aren't we?

-Evil.

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-Love you.

-You too.

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Rahul?

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Thought it only fair to mention,

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your job's safe, but my cousin Tariq will be taking over the manager's position.

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-But they're only going away for two weeks?

-Ah, well, there's been a change of plan...

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keep it to yourself but we'll all be staying in Pakistan indefinitely.

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-Darling, great laugh with those games. What a great idea.

-Alfie?

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Yes, sweetheart?

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Am I forgiven, then?

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Syed?

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Hi.

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What're you doing in there?

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Oh, well, you know Sy. Couldn't wait to open his present.

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We were just talking.

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He's playing games, isn't he?

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-Trying to manipulate you.

-Taken a look in the mirror lately, love?

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Please.

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Tell me you can see what's going on here?

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We're just business partners.

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It's thanks to her I've got my life back on track.

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Open your eyes, will you?

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She thinks all she has to do is get you back to Pakistan

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and you'll forget all about fancying blokes and live happily ever after.

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If anyone's trying to control me, it's you, OK?

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I'm not going to Pakistan for Amira or for my mum,

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or even to get over you, I'm going for me.

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Come on.

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Bad luck.

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For you maybe.

0:21:350:21:37

Think he's yours?

0:21:380:21:41

Those rings you're wearing, might as well be out of a cracker.

0:21:410:21:44

What did I say?

0:21:540:21:56

Just because Bianca's home don't think she can do everything.

0:21:560:21:59

-I'm wearing these stupid wings, ain't I?

-I mean it, Ricky.

0:21:590:22:02

You don't know how hard it is, that first week on the outside.

0:22:020:22:07

Let alone after everything she's just uncovered.

0:22:070:22:10

-It's not my fault the kids ain't interested. What can I do?

-Anything, bribe them.

0:22:100:22:14

Don't you think you owe it to her?

0:22:140:22:18

Can you believe, they were trying to do

0:22:220:22:24

the old pin the nose on the reindeer?

0:22:240:22:26

-Vodka tonic, Alfie, please. Make it a double.

-OK.

-Yeah, stick another one in there.

0:22:260:22:31

Thought I saw you. How's tricks?

0:22:310:22:33

Don't even ask, Denise.

0:22:330:22:35

Alfie!

0:22:360:22:38

Your cheek's cold.

0:22:580:23:01

So's yours.

0:23:010:23:02

I've been outside.

0:23:020:23:03

Me too,

0:23:030:23:05

I took the bin out.

0:23:050:23:07

I told Afia we'd eat at seven, is that OK?

0:23:070:23:09

Yes, that's fine.

0:23:090:23:11

Come on Shenice!

0:23:220:23:23

-Can't believe you're making me do this.

-I'm serious,

0:23:230:23:27

it's either this or you can give Nana Pat a foot massage.

0:23:270:23:30

Oi, you can pack that in!

0:23:300:23:32

Come on!

0:23:330:23:35

Sit down quick, someone sit down!

0:23:370:23:39

Yeah, she's clinched it!

0:23:390:23:41

Does this make up for me missing the talent show?

0:23:410:23:43

-Yeah.

-Yeah? Good girl, come here.

0:23:430:23:45

-What time are you expecting me tomorrow, then?

-What for?

0:23:490:23:52

Lunch, of course.

0:23:520:23:53

Well...I dunno...

0:23:530:23:55

-Sorry, Janine, it's not going to happen.

-Um, you owe me.

0:23:550:23:59

Money, yes. But there's nothing in the contract says you get

0:23:590:24:03

to sharpen your tongue at my table.

0:24:030:24:05

Nothing changes, does it, Janine, eh?

0:24:050:24:07

All the money in the world and you're still Billy No-Mates.

0:24:070:24:10

Well, everybody, I think it's about time the adults had a bit of fun, so drinks are on the house.

0:24:100:24:15

CHEERING

0:24:150:24:18

Merry Christmas, everyone!

0:24:180:24:20

Merry Christmas!

0:24:200:24:21

Finally, I've been standing under this for the past half hour, you know.

0:24:210:24:25

CHEERING

0:24:370:24:40

Thought you'd taken the bin out?

0:24:490:24:51

I did. It's all the rubbish from the packing.

0:24:520:24:56

Allow me.

0:25:020:25:03

Thank you.

0:25:030:25:04

Got you right where she wants you, eh?

0:25:460:25:49

Taking out the rubbish while she...carries on.

0:25:510:25:56

We were never going to measure up, were we?

0:25:560:25:57

I mean, the great Zainab-Masood love affair.

0:25:570:26:02

I don't even know why I bothered trying.

0:26:020:26:04

What do you mean?

0:26:060:26:09

I saw them.

0:26:090:26:10

BIN CLANGS

0:26:170:26:19

It's lovely. Go on, Shenice, have a bit.

0:26:380:26:42

Ooh, look at the chocolate on that.

0:26:430:26:45

Do you like it?

0:26:470:26:48

-Hello, darling.

-Do you want to go to your Aunty Jean?

0:26:480:26:52

I'll take that.

0:26:520:26:53

-Hello.

-Do you want to try a bit?

0:26:560:26:57

Yeah, I'll try some. Looks lovely.

0:26:570:27:00

One more night...then we can forget all about Walford.

0:28:270:28:31

One...more night.

0:28:370:28:40

HE SNORES

0:28:530:28:57

Merry Christmas!

0:28:570:28:59

Merry Christmas!

0:28:590:29:01

-Let's see what Santa got us.

-You're so slow, Morgan.

0:29:010:29:03

No, I'm not.

0:29:030:29:05

-This one's mine cos it says Tiffany!

-This one's mine!

0:29:050:29:08

Merry Christmas.

0:29:100:29:12

I hope we haven't forgotten anything.

0:29:120:29:15

Well, does it really matter?

0:29:150:29:17

No.

0:29:170:29:18

No. No hassle. No black envelopes from gutless stalkers.

0:29:180:29:22

No fat friends pouring brandy cream down our throat.

0:29:220:29:26

Today, is going to be a family day, Shirley, yeah?

0:29:260:29:30

-Merry Christmas.

-Merry Christmas.

0:29:310:29:34

-Happy Christmas!

-Yes, happy open house.

0:29:360:29:39

Yeah, and party!

0:29:390:29:41

My beautiful girls.

0:29:410:29:43

-Oh, I can't wait. Now, have you sorted the music out?

-Yes.

0:29:430:29:46

I've got the drink, as well. The drinks will be flowing!

0:29:460:29:49

I was the skateboarding champion of East London.

0:29:490:29:52

Watch how good I am! Right, out the way!

0:29:520:29:55

Oh, hello!

0:29:550:29:57

THEY LAUGH

0:29:570:29:58

You're up early, ain't you?

0:29:580:30:00

Merry Christmas, buddy. You all right?

0:30:000:30:03

-Merry Christmas.

-Merry Christmas.

0:30:030:30:06

Oh, Janine, been helping Santa out(?)

0:30:060:30:09

It's a commercial rip-off, Kat. Today's just like any other day.

0:30:090:30:13

-Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, Merry Christmas, Scrooge!

0:30:130:30:15

Come on, then. Right, you're cooking breakfast.

0:30:150:30:18

We'll just do Christmas a bit later, yeah?

0:30:450:30:48

Come on, then. We'll do it later, yeah?

0:30:540:30:56

I tell you, I saw you kissing.

0:31:090:31:11

And the first thing you do is write her a note?

0:31:110:31:14

She's... She's scared of him.

0:31:170:31:20

Well, she's an idiot. I'm an idiot. Us middle-aged women, eh?

0:31:200:31:24

You'd think we'd be old enough to pick the right one by now. What can you do?

0:31:240:31:28

-I'm... Jane, I'm...

-What, Zainab can't just walk out the door?

-No.

0:31:280:31:31

Yusef...

0:31:320:31:34

I don't care. I do not care, OK?

0:31:340:31:37

The man is a lunatic, Jane!

0:31:370:31:39

I will not lose my whole family on Christmas Day.

0:31:410:31:45

I will not let that man just walk away with my son on Christmas Day.

0:31:450:31:49

I seriously won't be able to go out in Karachi without a chaperone?

0:31:510:31:54

That's not sexist, Afia, it's sensible.

0:31:540:31:58

-Kamil has a better chance of following a map.

-Oi!

0:31:580:32:02

-When's Bushra bringing him back?

-Laila's meeting us at the airport.

0:32:020:32:06

Laila?

0:32:060:32:08

You must get round to calling her, Zainab. Really...

0:32:090:32:12

Sorry, who is Laila? Cos I don't know any Lailas.

0:32:120:32:15

-Mum, why have you let him send my brother to live with a stranger?

-And breathe.

0:32:150:32:19

-No, Mum.

-He's going to be scared, Yusef, OK?

0:32:190:32:21

Laila's not a stranger. Please. We know Laila. Your wife knows Laila.

0:32:210:32:25

-I do?

-Your mother's dear friend, Salma. Her niece, Laila.

0:32:250:32:28

You played together.

0:32:280:32:29

Look, when Bushra was no longer available it made sense.

0:32:290:32:32

-I didn't realise I had to run every decision by you.

-That Laila.

0:32:320:32:36

That's what happens when you call everyone Auntie.

0:32:360:32:39

So, all goodbyes done by four o'clock and then back here for taxis.

0:32:390:32:43

If that meets with your approval, Tamwar.

0:32:430:32:45

Tambo, we'll see you in the Square later.

0:32:450:32:47

Go.

0:32:580:33:00

Go.

0:33:020:33:03

Go and say goodbye to Masood.

0:33:050:33:07

Kiss him. Tear his clothes off.

0:33:070:33:11

I'm sorry, Yusef.

0:33:110:33:12

That's what you want. That's what you do, isn't it?

0:33:120:33:16

And then, you take the consequences.

0:33:300:33:32

Oh, have some backbone, woman.

0:33:400:33:43

Be a little bit honest, can you?

0:33:430:33:45

A little bit brave.

0:33:450:33:47

No.

0:33:530:33:55

I won't go.

0:33:550:33:57

I won't go with you.

0:33:590:34:00

I won't go with you to Pakistan.

0:34:020:34:04

Here, let's have a look.

0:34:050:34:07

You said you didn't want nothing.

0:34:120:34:14

No, there ain't nothing I want.

0:34:140:34:16

Right. Well, I didn't get you nothing.

0:34:160:34:19

Right.

0:34:210:34:22

-Merry Christmas.

-Merry Christmas.

0:34:300:34:32

Every past Christmas I can remember,

0:34:330:34:36

a whole bunch of relatives that you don't even like

0:34:360:34:39

-and certainly don't want to spend any time with.

-Yeah.

0:34:390:34:42

-Tatty crackers...

-Oh, crackers.

-Paper chains...

0:34:420:34:46

Go on, yeah, yeah, crackers.

0:34:460:34:48

And that fight over who's going to sit on the kitchen stool

0:34:480:34:51

-and who got the pouffe.

-Know that one.

0:34:510:34:53

My Dad...

0:34:530:34:55

For years, Ricky ate his Christmas dinner with his chin on the table.

0:34:560:35:00

There is not one single thing that I miss about those Christmases when I was a kid.

0:35:000:35:05

No? Sure? Except the magic, maybe?

0:35:050:35:09

That warm glow?

0:35:090:35:11

Feeling loved?

0:35:110:35:12

I wanted socks. I'm happy with socks and a fairy but...

0:35:200:35:25

-Can you put the head back on?

-Can I have my birthday on Christmas Day?

0:35:250:35:29

-Liam got a West Ham T-shirt.

-Why don't we put that train track together?

0:35:290:35:32

-Why's Whitney crying?

-I'm sorry, all right?

0:35:320:35:35

-I only got a train track.

-Sorry I didn't come back loaded,

0:35:350:35:37

-but all the bankers were on the other wing.

-Will you all stop complaining!

0:35:370:35:41

Sherry! Nice, big sherry. Who wants one?

0:35:450:35:48

I ain't complaining.

0:35:480:35:50

I am. I only got a train track and I wanted a bike.

0:35:500:35:53

He ain't hit me for a week in case the elves saw.

0:35:530:35:55

I just thought us all being together would do it, you know?

0:35:550:35:59

Right, get your gob around that.

0:35:590:36:01

For God's sake. Not you and all, Whit.

0:36:030:36:05

They're from Ryan.

0:36:050:36:07

They're really nice. I said he wouldn't forget you.

0:36:070:36:10

That's what you've got to learn -

0:36:100:36:12

it's the thought that counts, not the price of your presents.

0:36:120:36:16

When I was little, we were lucky to get an apple and an orange.

0:36:160:36:19

-Why?

-No-one liked her much.

0:36:190:36:21

THEY LAUGH I'm glad you're home, Mum.

0:36:210:36:25

-I'm glad you're home and all.

-Are you? I was starting to wonder.

0:36:250:36:29

-Come on.

-Come on, Morgan.

0:36:290:36:32

Relax, you're paying.

0:36:380:36:39

The trouble I had trying to max out your credit card.

0:36:390:36:43

I don't want to go.

0:37:020:37:03

When we get to Pakistan, Zainab, things will be easier, clearer.

0:37:030:37:07

You're not listening.

0:37:070:37:09

You know, Tamwar was right.

0:37:090:37:12

-Sending Kamil away was very harsh. Most mothers wouldn't let it happen.

-I didn't do that.

0:37:120:37:17

You didn't bring him home, did you?

0:37:170:37:19

I love my baby, Yusef.

0:37:190:37:20

And I know you'd do anything for him.

0:37:200:37:23

I believe you.

0:37:230:37:24

I know you won't leave him alone.

0:37:260:37:28

Such a small child...

0:37:340:37:36

..such a big airport,

0:37:380:37:40

such a great, big place, Pakistan.

0:37:400:37:45

-I love every single present.

-Yeah?

0:38:050:38:09

Oh, come on, Janine. This is obscene.

0:38:150:38:18

All this stuff that we got, this stuff! It's Christmas Day.

0:38:180:38:22

Do you know what we need?

0:38:220:38:24

Poor people.

0:38:240:38:26

Charity, Michael? Please, come on. We're eating.

0:38:260:38:31

Come on, none of this don't mean anything.

0:38:310:38:34

Unless you can gloat about it.

0:38:340:38:37

Don't let them boil over.

0:38:430:38:45

You got too much skin on them carrots

0:38:460:38:49

and don't forget the parsnips.

0:38:490:38:51

How many times in ten minutes can one woman say the word "parsnip"?

0:38:510:38:54

Apparently 14.

0:38:540:38:56

Shirley, look. Parsnips. I have not forgot the parsnips.

0:38:560:38:59

-Yeah, but are you going to put the parsnips in the oven today?

-Oh, Shirley, Shirley.

0:38:590:39:04

I am a grown woman. And actually, I have handled the odd root vegetable.

0:39:040:39:08

THEY LAUGH

0:39:080:39:10

-I'm a mother. I'm a mother, actually.

-Not so you'd notice, eh?

0:39:100:39:14

That's 1-1.

0:39:150:39:16

-No. No, no, no. It's Christmas.

-Yeah, yeah, it's Christmas.

0:39:160:39:21

We are going to have good fun, aren't we?

0:39:210:39:24

Cos we do. We do have a laugh, don't we?

0:39:240:39:26

Yeah, too right. Look at me. Oh, my sides, my sides(!)

0:39:260:39:29

Don't forget the parsnips!

0:39:290:39:31

-SHE SCREAMS

-Yes, and I won't pretend that I'm counting down the minutes

0:39:310:39:36

till I can pick up my Amy.

0:39:360:39:38

And you, right? You don't come over all Miss Bossy with me

0:39:380:39:42

because your old man didn't buy you a present.

0:39:420:39:44

2-1, Jay.

0:39:440:39:47

Put the parsnips in the oven!

0:39:480:39:51

Happy face, Shirley. Happy face.

0:39:510:39:54

No?

0:39:570:39:59

OK. Listen. You keep at it with the Wicked Witch Of The West routine

0:39:590:40:03

and it's not just going to be Heather and your kids missing,

0:40:030:40:06

but you are going to be eating these rotten Christmas parsnips

0:40:060:40:10

on your tod!

0:40:100:40:12

THEY LAUGH

0:40:210:40:25

I'll put them in the oven now, OK?

0:40:250:40:27

Course, we could always have pizza.

0:40:430:40:44

It's years since I saw Laila. I was just a little girl.

0:40:460:40:49

-I know this looks like overreacting.

-Just give me the address, Afia.

0:40:490:40:53

But he does have the right to see Kamil.

0:40:530:40:55

So why doesn't he just ask my Dad for it?

0:40:550:40:57

-Because your Dad's a raving head case.

-You what?

0:40:570:41:00

When he says head case...

0:41:000:41:01

What would you call snatching my son against my wishes?

0:41:010:41:04

How dare you, Masood?

0:41:040:41:06

OK. All right, time out. Festive cheer.

0:41:060:41:08

No, it's not my dad's fault your marriage failed and you don't know where your kid is.

0:41:080:41:13

Head case? Why don't you look in the mirror?

0:41:130:41:16

Steady on.

0:41:160:41:17

Just, please, tell me where my son is, Afia.

0:41:170:41:21

I was just a little girl.

0:41:210:41:23

I don't remember Laila's address.

0:41:250:41:27

Oi.

0:41:280:41:30

Oh, you idiot! Go away. Just go away.

0:41:300:41:34

I've got something for you.

0:41:340:41:36

A bunch of wilted flowers you got from the garage?

0:41:360:41:38

Happy Christmas and all that? Go stick them up your Khyber.

0:41:380:41:41

I never said I forked out cash on you, did I?

0:41:410:41:44

If I could just ask Jack...

0:41:510:41:53

Excuse me, mate. Let me get this straight.

0:41:530:41:55

You got no leads, you got no addresses

0:41:550:41:57

and you got no names, yeah?

0:41:570:41:59

-No, we do have a name.

-Yes, thank you, love. Thank you.

0:41:590:42:02

So, you thought... I mean, obvious move. You thought,

0:42:020:42:05

I can't find my son, so I know what I'll do - I'll go round the ex-cop's house,

0:42:050:42:09

and smash the granny out of his front door on Christmas Day.

0:42:090:42:12

Jack might be able to suggest something.

0:42:120:42:14

That's all you're after - a suggestion?

0:42:140:42:16

Well, I suggest that if you've lost your little boy,

0:42:160:42:19

you should've hung on to him in the first place, shouldn't you, eh?

0:42:190:42:23

Merry Christmas.

0:42:230:42:24

Sweetheart.

0:42:250:42:27

Phil said you wouldn't say sorry.

0:42:390:42:42

He said you never say sorry.

0:42:420:42:44

Mrs Branning understands.

0:42:460:42:48

She says it's tradition for the women round here

0:42:500:42:54

and that Phil's probably chosen someone just like his mother.

0:42:540:42:57

That's what she says.

0:42:590:43:01

Who else you been bad mouthing me to?

0:43:010:43:03

She said I had to make a choice.

0:43:060:43:10

To hold on to those who are important...

0:43:130:43:17

..or to hang out for one little word.

0:43:210:43:24

So...

0:43:300:43:31

..it doesn't matter, Shirl.

0:43:330:43:35

It doesn't matter that you thought that I'd send hate mail

0:43:360:43:40

or hurt the Mitchells cos I didn't do it.

0:43:400:43:43

And you...

0:43:460:43:48

..George...

0:43:490:43:50

..maybe Andrew, one day.

0:43:510:43:53

I mean, you're my family, aren't you?

0:43:530:43:56

I don't want to spend a Christmas Day without my family.

0:43:580:44:01

So...

0:44:070:44:08

..you don't have to be sorry.

0:44:100:44:12

You don't have to say sorry, even.

0:44:130:44:17

I won't mind any more, OK?

0:44:190:44:23

I didn't do it, Shirl.

0:44:230:44:25

OK.

0:44:270:44:28

I'm sorry, Hev.

0:44:340:44:36

SHE SOBS

0:44:360:44:39

We're the only normal people, is what I'm saying, OK?

0:44:490:44:52

Your dad's a nutter, my dad's a nutter,

0:44:520:44:55

so, statistically, we're the only points of sanity

0:44:550:44:59

in a very mental world.

0:44:590:45:02

-I need a wee.

-See? Nothing wrong with being truthful.

0:45:030:45:06

Which is one of the qualities I admire about you.

0:45:060:45:09

I really don't remember Laila's address.

0:45:100:45:13

Honestly, I can't remember it.

0:45:130:45:14

OK, let's go and say bye to Fats, we'll have one of Dot's mince pies.

0:45:140:45:18

Let's not argue, OK?

0:45:180:45:20

Just wrack your brain while you're there.

0:45:200:45:23

It's got to be breaking Dad's heart not to say bye to Kamil.

0:45:230:45:26

Who's arguing? I mean, I didn't start it, so...

0:45:290:45:32

No, course you didn't, my little chicken korma.

0:45:320:45:34

Perish the thought.

0:45:340:45:36

-Go on, open mine.

-OK, look at this one, this is for you.

0:45:360:45:40

-What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?

-Mine, mine, mine!

0:45:400:45:43

-You're so wicked! You're so wicked.

-Open this one, man.

0:45:430:45:46

-This is my one, now.

-How come you get all the big ones?

0:45:460:45:50

HORN HONKS

0:45:500:45:52

Coming through!

0:45:560:45:58

Hey, look. Two feet!

0:46:000:46:02

Alfie, can you stop playing and be a grown up?

0:46:020:46:05

-It's not even your present.

-I'm good at this! I'm coming. Wait for me, hold on.

0:46:050:46:10

Why can't it be?

0:46:110:46:12

Because bailiff's don't bring stuff in, they take it out.

0:46:120:46:16

It's a bike!

0:46:160:46:18

Bike! Bike! Bike!

0:46:190:46:22

She just sort of remembered. It might not be right

0:46:230:46:26

cos we were arguing and Afia was having a wee...

0:46:260:46:29

-The details don't matter.

-Finborough Street.

0:46:290:46:32

Dad, we leave here at four o'clock.

0:46:320:46:35

HE WHISTLES

0:46:350:46:38

Anyone got an eye on the time?

0:46:410:46:43

-I don't get why we have to have your brothers round here, anyway?

-Urgh!

0:46:430:46:47

Why is there a nail in the stuffing?

0:46:470:46:49

Because I asked for Shellac and you bought me stick on which fall off.

0:46:490:46:52

Get them out, will you?

0:46:520:46:54

Well, I asked for music and you got me One Direction.

0:46:540:46:57

You love them.

0:46:570:46:58

No, you love them.

0:46:580:47:00

Lauren, Operation Turkey, yeah? Phase two.

0:47:000:47:04

Dad said fish them out, Abi. Go on.

0:47:040:47:06

Oh, my God, Lauren.

0:47:060:47:08

-I am actually setting here. With glitter.

-No, sitting on your lard bum.

0:47:080:47:12

Just because your jeggings make your thighs look like sausages.

0:47:120:47:16

Oi! Take that back, Wobble Woman.

0:47:160:47:19

You want the truth? You've both got fat bums.

0:47:190:47:22

-BOTH: What?!

-Can we both pull our weight, please?

0:47:220:47:25

Awww, did Daddy buy you a forklift?

0:47:250:47:27

Abi, no plastic, no glue and no food poisoning, all right?

0:47:270:47:33

Unless it's your Nan.

0:47:330:47:34

I just don't get why SHE has to make such a massive deal, that is all.

0:47:350:47:39

Because this might be Mum's last Christmas ever, Abi. That's why.

0:47:390:47:42

We'd better make sure it's a good one, then, eh?

0:48:030:48:06

You cooking that or giving it a makeover?

0:48:110:48:14

It's a long flight...

0:48:140:48:17

..and this is such a good day.

0:48:200:48:22

Don't spoil it now.

0:48:250:48:26

I don't want to see you sad.

0:48:300:48:32

Sleep.

0:48:350:48:36

Kamil.

0:48:370:48:39

Thank you!

0:48:390:48:41

-It's definitely on this side.

-What?

0:48:410:48:43

-It's definitely on this side.

-Right, there's no-one in there.

0:48:430:48:47

-And you will be better than you are, yes?

-Yes.

0:48:470:48:50

Come on!

0:49:270:49:28

Hello, sorry to bother you. I know it's Christmas Day, but...

0:49:350:49:40

Tiff, look at my bike!

0:50:090:50:11

INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION

0:50:130:50:15

Woah!

0:50:230:50:24

Oh, look at her little face!

0:50:240:50:27

Oh, this'll be nice for the office(!)

0:50:270:50:29

See it's your class that I've always admired, Janine.

0:50:290:50:33

You really shouldn't have bothered.

0:50:330:50:35

I've gone three miles!

0:50:350:50:38

No, she means it. You shouldn't have bothered.

0:50:380:50:42

-Technically she didn't, so...

-Well, you're all very welcome.

0:50:420:50:45

You can always go on a diet, Pat.

0:50:450:50:47

Bianca, you can always sell that online

0:50:470:50:50

and just buy yourself something fake.

0:50:500:50:52

Thank you.

0:50:520:50:53

Oh, I get it! She wants to be invited to dinner!

0:50:590:51:02

-Yeah! Can she, please?

-Yeah, come on, Janine.

0:51:020:51:06

Well, maybe if it's going to make you lot feel better.

0:51:060:51:09

Ah, bless you, Janine(!)

0:51:090:51:11

You trying to buy your way back into your own family, are you?

0:51:110:51:15

-No.

-Good, cos nobody's inviting you.

0:51:150:51:18

Come here, Tiff.

0:51:180:51:19

You know, Christmas is all about giving,

0:51:190:51:22

and I just love it.

0:51:220:51:25

I mean, we should do this every year in the future.

0:51:250:51:29

Definitely. Thank you, poor old woman.

0:51:290:51:32

It's been a pleasure patronising you.

0:51:320:51:35

Well, what've you got? Let's have a look then.

0:51:390:51:42

Actually, they look quite nice!

0:51:420:51:44

-Laila? Are you Laila?

-Yes?

0:51:460:51:49

Ah! Jane!

0:51:490:51:51

Look, I'm Masood. I'm Kamil's dad. I want my son, now.

0:51:510:51:55

But you're dead. Yusef said that you're dead.

0:51:550:51:59

(YELLS) Do I look dead to you?! I want my son, now!

0:51:590:52:03

-Kamil!

-Dada!

0:52:040:52:06

Move!

0:52:060:52:08

Mind, mind! Make room!

0:52:090:52:11

CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

0:52:110:52:15

-So he give you fifty quid?

-Yep, each.

-Bargain!

0:52:150:52:19

Yeah, well I only came for the dinner.

0:52:190:52:21

Well, I ain't had time to go down the shops, have I?

0:52:210:52:24

Right, where's the carving knife? Billy!

0:52:240:52:27

You're going soft, you are.

0:52:270:52:29

No, no. I am having a Merry Christmas with my whole family, son.

0:52:290:52:33

Cos nothing and no-one stops me.

0:52:330:52:36

So what's Heather getting for all the grief then, eh?

0:52:360:52:39

Job for life and a grand in used fivers?

0:52:390:52:41

Oh, no. Ain't nothing I want. Got everything here.

0:52:410:52:45

I don't do female bouncers. But if you fancy it, call round the club.

0:52:450:52:49

I might do that.

0:52:490:52:50

-Billy!

-Parsnips.

-This turkey ain't going to carve itself.

0:52:520:52:55

Not that anyone I know actually likes parsnips.

0:52:550:52:58

Christmas Day wouldn't be Christmas Day without parsnips.

0:52:580:53:01

-Would it, Shirl?

-Dig in!

0:53:010:53:03

I'll have some parsnips.

0:53:030:53:05

What did they actually fall out over?

0:53:050:53:07

-Oh, I don't know. Envelopes.

-Envelopes?

0:53:070:53:09

-It's on the draining board!

-Where?

-I've never had a nice parsnip.

0:53:090:53:13

Whoever's hassling Dad

0:53:130:53:14

tried to set up Hev with a load of black envelopes in her bag.

0:53:140:53:18

OK, OK, OK.

0:53:200:53:23

SHE SQUEALS

0:53:230:53:26

Get on with it, will you?

0:53:260:53:27

Ah!

0:53:270:53:29

SHE SCREAMS

0:53:290:53:32

She gave me half the cash and a 10% voucher.

0:53:320:53:36

-You know me so well!

-Yeah, I do.

0:53:380:53:40

-Look, look, look!

-Oh, yeah.

-Woo!

0:53:400:53:45

Rrr!

0:53:450:53:47

Oh, thank you so much!

0:53:470:53:49

Hey! I put in an order for a lovely dark, tall stranger.

0:53:510:53:54

Is he down here? What is he? Self assemble or blow up?

0:53:540:53:58

No, no. I'm sitting down right here!

0:53:580:54:02

-Oh, look. That ain't fair, is it?

-Oh, what's that?

-Hey, D!

0:54:030:54:07

Who do you know that's called Santa? Hm?

0:54:070:54:09

Who?

0:54:090:54:12

We ain't all ten years old, Kim.

0:54:120:54:15

-Give it!

-Well, maybe it's not yours then.

0:54:150:54:17

-Probably a mistake.

-Will you just... Patrick, will you tell her?

0:54:170:54:21

That's my present!

0:54:210:54:23

LAUGHTER

0:54:230:54:25

Oh, children, children, children!

0:54:280:54:31

DOOR CLICKS SOFTLY

0:54:420:54:44

Ah!

0:55:000:55:01

You overstepped the line! How many chances do you expect?

0:55:490:55:52

-It's like being married to a child!

-Let me go, please!

0:55:520:55:57

All these years. All these lessons! And still you learn nothing?!

0:55:570:56:01

Do I need to show the scars?

0:56:010:56:03

Do you like the smell of burning?

0:56:030:56:06

You know what you drive me to! What does it take, Zainab?

0:56:060:56:10

A lit match in your face?

0:56:100:56:11

I know that a husband does not torture his wife!

0:56:110:56:15

I know he doesn't beat her down, I know he doesn't hurt her!

0:56:150:56:18

-Take her baby and pretend it's her fault!

-Torture?!

0:56:180:56:21

That I tried to save you from that pathetic excuse of a man?!!

0:56:210:56:25

You think this is torture?!

0:56:250:56:28

You stupid, ugly, middle-aged woman!

0:56:280:56:30

Wait till I get you back to Pakistan.

0:56:300:56:34

I would rather die than go with you to Pakistan!

0:56:340:56:37

Then that is your choice.

0:56:370:56:40

-Ah!

-Is that your choice?

0:56:480:56:50

-Ah!

-SHE SOBS

0:56:530:56:55

Yes.

0:57:090:57:11

Ah!

0:57:130:57:15

-Hopefully I'll see you in a couple of weeks.

-Tam!

0:57:160:57:20

-ALL:

-Merry Christmas!

0:57:350:57:38

Laila. Bring me Kamil.

0:57:550:57:57

Woo! There you go!

0:58:140:58:17

We did it! Phew!

0:58:170:58:21

Zainab? Zainab! I've got him!

0:58:210:58:23

I've got Kamil!

0:58:230:58:25

Thank you, God. Thank you, God.

0:58:360:58:39

Allah ka shukrar. Thank you, God.

0:58:390:58:41

Good boy. Come on.

0:58:460:58:49

HAMMERING ON DOOR

0:58:520:58:55

Zainab!!

0:58:550:58:56

I will not disobey you. I will not disrespect you.

0:58:560:59:01

You will not shame me. Say it! Say it!

0:59:040:59:06

Ah!

0:59:060:59:07

Masood has Kamil!

0:59:070:59:09

I'm too late.

0:59:090:59:12

Yusef!

0:59:120:59:15

Masood has Kamil!

0:59:150:59:18

WILD LAUGHTER

0:59:180:59:20

So, come on, Yusef! Hit me now!

0:59:200:59:24

Hit me now! Let's see what kind of man you really are.

0:59:240:59:29

Because now...

0:59:310:59:32

Now you'll have to bow down in Mosque.

0:59:320:59:36

You will have to answer to God!

0:59:360:59:39

You sad, pathetic, revolting...

0:59:390:59:43

Get off me! Get off me!

0:59:430:59:45

Shame? You dare use that word to me? You talk about shame?

0:59:460:59:50

When you can do this?

0:59:500:59:52

This, to your own wife!?

0:59:520:59:54

Look at me. Look at me, Yusef!

0:59:560:59:58

Look what you've done to me.

0:59:581:00:00

You've destroyed my life!

1:00:011:00:04

Why, Yusef? Why?!

1:00:041:00:07

You are an evil, deranged man.

1:00:071:00:11

You're sick!

1:00:111:00:14

You're a sick, sick, sick man!

1:00:141:00:18

SCREAMING: I hate you! You're a sick man!

1:00:181:00:20

Yes...

1:00:291:00:30

Yes, you're right.

1:00:331:00:35

I'll go.

1:00:391:00:40

Go on, Hev!

1:00:481:00:51

-LAUGHTER

-Whoa!

1:00:511:00:54

Come on, mate!

1:00:591:01:00

Who's next, who's next? Phil?

1:01:001:01:02

Come on.

1:01:021:01:04

Come on then. What have I got to be scared of, eh?

1:01:041:01:07

-I'll wipe the floor with you, son.

-Yeah, right!

1:01:071:01:11

-LAUGHTER

-Faster!

1:01:111:01:14

'No more stolen cars, no more cut and shuts.

1:01:211:01:23

'What do you want to do, get somebody else killed?

1:01:231:01:26

'Do you seriously think I'm going to risk that again, eh?

1:01:261:01:30

-'Well, you gave them to Kevin.

-Yeah.'

1:01:301:01:32

Oh, my...

1:01:321:01:33

'Yeah, look how he ended up.'

1:01:331:01:35

This is a joke, innit?

1:01:351:01:37

'..thought maybe I could shift a few.

1:01:371:01:39

'Just till I've found my feet, got things ticking over.

1:01:391:01:42

'Do you seriously think I'm going to risk that again, eh?

1:01:421:01:45

'No more stolen cars, no more cut and shuts.

1:01:451:01:47

'What do you want to do, get somebody else killed?

1:01:471:01:50

'Get somebody else killed?'

1:01:501:01:52

Phil Mitchell killed Kevin.

1:01:521:01:54

Let's hope we get some better gags this time, OK?

1:02:081:02:10

Ready? One, two, three. Go!

1:02:101:02:12

-CHEERING

-Tommy, what did you get?

1:02:121:02:15

Right, who's got the first gag then? Who's got the first joke?

1:02:151:02:19

-Right, what do you call two robbers?

-I don't know. What do you say?

1:02:191:02:22

A pair of knickers!

1:02:221:02:23

-LAUGHTER

-What les in a pram and wobbles...?

-Hide them under your mash.

1:02:231:02:29

No-one'll know.

1:02:311:02:33

..I'll tell you who it is.

1:02:331:02:35

It's baby Tommy! Good one, Tommy!

1:02:351:02:39

THEY SHOUT

1:02:391:02:41

-CHEERING

-Hang on, hang on, hang on.

1:02:521:02:56

You're a cheat!

1:02:561:02:58

LAUGHTER

1:02:581:03:01

Call the Police.

1:03:011:03:02

Mas, they've gone.

1:03:021:03:05

Jane.

1:03:051:03:07

Christian'll be waiting.

1:03:141:03:16

Jane...

1:03:221:03:24

Merry Christmas.

1:03:251:03:27

Merry Christmas, Masood.

1:03:291:03:31

Mummy?

1:03:321:03:34

HE HUMS

1:03:561:03:58

It's you, isn't it?

1:04:051:04:07

Afia, do we really have to get involved in some minor marital

1:04:081:04:11

between your fascist father and my hysterical mum?

1:04:111:04:15

I mean, you know, normal? We're just trying to keep it normal, OK?

1:04:151:04:18

He's my dad, Tam.

1:04:181:04:20

He's the one that took me shopping.

1:04:221:04:25

He's the one that helped me with my homework.

1:04:251:04:27

And I could never,

1:04:271:04:30

never betray him.

1:04:301:04:33

And he told me it was all in the past, so...

1:04:331:04:36

What...what did he say?

1:04:381:04:40

What if there's something wrong with him?

1:04:431:04:47

He wouldn't do it again.

1:04:511:04:53

He would NOT do it again.

1:04:551:04:57

Do what? What, Afia? Afia, do what?

1:04:571:05:01

I'm starting to get a bit freaked out here. What?

1:05:011:05:04

He set fire to your mum.

1:05:091:05:11

Nobody knew about those envelopes in Hev's bag.

1:05:141:05:17

Except me,

1:05:181:05:20

your Dad

1:05:201:05:22

and Heather...

1:05:221:05:23

..and the person that put them there.

1:05:251:05:29

Answer the question, Ben.

1:05:301:05:33

Zainab Mas...Khan.

1:05:331:05:35

Zainab Khan.

1:05:391:05:40

No.

1:05:411:05:43

Please!

1:05:431:05:45

Look, I just need to know if she's checked in.

1:05:451:05:49

Because she's in danger.

1:05:491:05:50

I don't care where you go.

1:06:011:06:04

I don't care what you do.

1:06:041:06:06

Yes.

1:06:071:06:08

But you will be gone

1:06:101:06:13

when I come back, to my home.

1:06:131:06:15

MY home, with MY baby.

1:06:171:06:21

Yes.

1:06:231:06:24

Please don't just leave.

1:06:301:06:33

Please!

1:06:331:06:36

Please. If you really want it over.

1:06:361:06:39

You see I didn't get to say goodbye and it still haunts me...

1:06:431:06:47

Goodbye, Yusef.

1:06:471:06:50

She was the love of my life, Zainab.

1:06:501:06:52

I'm not sick.

1:06:551:06:58

I'm not ill. I am just so very sad.

1:06:581:07:02

I've done it wrong again.

1:07:051:07:07

And I'm going to be on my own again.

1:07:091:07:12

-And I'm so scared.

-You have a daughter.

1:07:151:07:19

You were the first time I truly smiled in such a long time...

1:07:231:07:28

The empty space. The empty bed...

1:07:281:07:31

And then there you were.

1:07:341:07:36

It was like that first day, wasn't it?

1:07:391:07:40

-Both of us so shy, you remember?

-No.

-No, you do...

1:07:421:07:50

Please, please, don't leave me again. Please.

1:07:531:07:56

No. No...

1:07:561:08:03

You do not beat me to stop yourself from feeling sad, Yusef...

1:08:061:08:13

I will not give you my family

1:08:161:08:18

because you did not build one of your own.

1:08:181:08:21

I will not share my bed with you because I am better than nothing.

1:08:211:08:25

Because you're lonely? Because you're lonely?!

1:08:271:08:31

I know that is your choice now.

1:08:331:08:36

And I will not let you take Masood's life because you don't like yours.

1:08:391:08:46

You can't stop me.

1:08:521:08:53

It's Christmas. What were you thinking?

1:09:011:09:05

It's Christmas, you messed up ungrateful little boy.

1:09:051:09:09

And it's the first time in months I've seen your dad smile.

1:09:091:09:12

The first time that he ain't looking over his shoulder,

1:09:121:09:15

or jumping every time the letter box goes.

1:09:151:09:18

And you'd do that to him. Why did you do it?

1:09:181:09:22

-I'm sorry.

-No. No, I don't want to know. I don't want to hear it.

1:09:241:09:28

I don't even want to look at your face.

1:09:281:09:31

Tell it to your dad, Ben.

1:09:311:09:33

No, no, Shirl. I'm sorry, all right.

1:09:331:09:35

I don't know why, but it's stopped, hasn't it?

1:09:351:09:38

I don't want him hitting me.

1:09:401:09:41

And then he'll throw me out, it's Christmas and I'll be on my own.

1:09:431:09:47

It's just... I wouldn't hit him back.

1:09:491:09:53

I wouldn't hit my dad, but I wanted to hit him back!

1:09:531:09:57

Your dad has never hurt you.

1:10:011:10:02

I want you to pack.

1:10:071:10:09

Once Christmas is over, I want YOU to go on a very long holiday.

1:10:091:10:13

And I don't even want a postcard from you.

1:10:131:10:15

Shirl, it's stopped.

1:10:151:10:17

Who would do this? Christmas Day?

1:10:361:10:39

We need to... I've got a list...

1:10:401:10:45

-Mince pies...

-We're still not having open house!

1:10:471:10:51

-Oh, yes.

-What?

1:10:511:10:53

We know he's a dangerous man.

1:10:531:10:55

There's no harm in taking time, thinking this through.

1:10:551:10:58

-Patrick, are you serious?

-Yeah.

1:11:011:11:03

-You really want to go ahead with this?

-Yeah.

1:11:031:11:07

You sit up with Abi then, darling. Go on.

1:11:101:11:13

Right, that's it, everyone, sitting up.

1:11:131:11:16

Don't matter where.

1:11:161:11:18

Course it don't matter where we sit, eh?

1:11:181:11:20

But, Derek, if you're head of the family,

1:11:201:11:22

you sit at the head of the table, don't you?

1:11:221:11:26

-What you talking about? It's my house.

-It's tradition, Max.

1:11:261:11:29

Like the Queen and cranberry sauce.

1:11:291:11:32

Oh! I'll get it.

1:11:321:11:34

Nan, no-one cares where they sit except Oscar.

1:11:341:11:38

-You see what I mean, Derek?

-Yeah, well...

1:11:381:11:41

That's what's wrong with this country.

1:11:411:11:44

-No respect for tradition.

-Oh, here we go, see.

1:11:441:11:46

First religion, then politics, the royal family.

1:11:461:11:49

Christmas is not Christmas without a heated debate, is it, Mum?

1:11:491:11:52

Amy. Away from the window. Come and sit here.

1:11:521:11:55

-I blame the Government.

-Yeah, course you do.

1:11:551:11:58

-DOORBELL

-Lauren, get your nan some water.

1:11:581:12:00

Get a gag while you're there.

1:12:001:12:01

My mum has married him. I let her. I lived in the same house as him.

1:12:011:12:05

I promised my dad...

1:12:051:12:06

We're going on holiday, Afia, to Pakistan,

1:12:061:12:08

with a man who sets fire to people when things don't go his way.

1:12:081:12:12

You kept that a secret from me?

1:12:121:12:13

-My daughter wants a puppet.

-My daughter wants her dinner.

-I promised.

1:12:191:12:23

-I'll give it to her.

-Jack, you promised!

-I've changed my mind.

1:12:231:12:26

-Zainab knows though...

-Just stop talking.

1:12:471:12:49

-She chose to be with him.

-Stop explaining everything as well.

1:12:491:12:53

She's a grown woman. A strong woman!

1:12:531:12:55

Afia, just stop with the excuses. Stop wasting time, OK?

1:12:551:12:58

It's about the truth.

1:12:581:12:59

What happened about telling the truth?

1:12:591:13:02

If you want to walk away with any credibility,

1:13:021:13:04

do what you could have done a few weeks ago and call the police.

1:13:041:13:07

Dad... Yeah, Dad, just meet me at the house, OK.

1:13:091:13:12

Meet me at the house. Mum's in trouble.

1:13:121:13:15

Just meet me at the house.

1:13:151:13:16

Your smirking, smug little Masood, he was always an irrelevance.

1:13:191:13:23

And doesn't he know it?

1:13:241:13:27

Maybe the postman knew it was only a matter of time

1:13:301:13:33

before you looked at me and realised.

1:13:331:13:35

And then you did.

1:13:371:13:39

A little bit of guidance and you realised.

1:13:411:13:45

How does that make me sick? Really, Zainab?

1:13:491:13:53

I know I am the doctor,

1:13:551:13:56

but you cannot be so squeamish, Zainab.

1:13:561:13:59

It might hurt.

1:14:011:14:02

But when a tumour is growing, you remove it.

1:14:041:14:08

For the good of the whole.

1:14:081:14:10

Oh, come on, please.

1:14:111:14:13

I've always been able to talk to you, honestly.

1:14:151:14:19

You and me.

1:14:191:14:20

And when the tragedy of the accident is over...

1:14:231:14:27

..you'll understand.

1:14:301:14:32

I'll help you.

1:14:341:14:36

-HIGH-PITCHED:

-Where is Amy, the Christmas princess?

1:14:361:14:40

Where is she? There she is. Hello, Amy!

1:14:401:14:44

Amy!

1:14:441:14:46

-ROXY GIGGLES

-# Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way

1:14:461:14:52

# Oh, what fun it is to ride On a one-horse open sleigh, hey!

1:14:521:14:58

# Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way... #

1:14:581:15:02

When you wake up, it'll all be over.

1:15:051:15:09

Fear can be conquered when you're not on your own.

1:15:121:15:15

You and me, we will sit in the sunshine, that is the plan.

1:15:181:15:24

We will tell this to our grandchildren.

1:15:261:15:29

How it was always going to be.

1:15:291:15:30

You and me, Zainab, in the sunshine.

1:15:341:15:38

Mum? Mum?!

1:15:431:15:46

Dad!

1:15:461:15:48

-Dad!

-Mum!

-Dad, what are you doing?

1:15:531:15:56

Get away from her. Get off of her!

1:15:561:15:58

Get the kids out of here. Call the police.

1:15:581:16:01

Mum, what has he done to you?

1:16:011:16:02

Dad, call the police.

1:16:021:16:04

-I'll call them.

-No!

1:16:041:16:06

Wise. They'll hardly be interested in a little postman's domestic.

1:16:061:16:12

-No!

-Dad!

1:16:161:16:17

Now call them.

1:16:211:16:22

Sometimes people, their bodies get a bit poorly, you know,

1:16:251:16:28

like a limp or whatever.

1:16:281:16:30

Well, sometimes their minds do as well.

1:16:301:16:32

Her mind's limping?

1:16:321:16:35

Well, yeah, sometimes.

1:16:371:16:39

But, you know, Jean, right, she misses her daughter.

1:16:401:16:43

And she misses her granddaughter.

1:16:431:16:45

You understand that, don't you, eh?

1:16:451:16:47

Can she still dance with a limp?

1:16:491:16:52

What?

1:16:521:16:54

She don't want turkey. And she doesn't want her pudding.

1:16:541:16:57

And if she don't get that puppet, she ain't going to come home. So, go on then.

1:16:571:17:04

Hello, baby girl! Hello, baby.

1:17:071:17:09

Keys to the flat.

1:17:141:17:16

-I ain't having her hanging out with that inbred cousin of yours. All right?

-OK.

1:17:161:17:21

Merry Christmas, baby girl. Merry Christmas.

1:17:211:17:26

We're just outside.

1:17:491:17:51

He's got ten minutes and the police are coming to lock him up.

1:17:511:17:55

We're just outside.

1:17:551:17:56

You need me.

1:18:101:18:12

Who else is going to find you when you get lost in Karachi?

1:18:151:18:19

And pay off your overdraft and make you beans on toast

1:18:191:18:22

when your homework gets too much.

1:18:221:18:24

People are complicated. Life gets complicated.

1:18:271:18:31

But you've got to understand, I will always be there for you.

1:18:311:18:34

This is just one small moment in our lives.

1:18:341:18:37

And we will not let Masood triumph. This is not an end, Afia.

1:18:371:18:41

Yes, it is.

1:18:471:18:48

CAR ALARM BLARES

1:19:401:19:42

-KAT:

-'I'd do Christmas every day if I had a dishwasher.

1:19:471:19:51

-'Those kids this morning.

-JEAN: Don't say anything,

1:19:511:19:54

'but I'm going to get Alfie a skateboard for his birthday.

1:19:541:19:58

'How lucky am I?

1:19:591:20:01

-'When I was a little girl, I never dreamed...

-Really?

1:20:011:20:05

'What, all this? I don't think so.

1:20:051:20:07

'My dad had me down for a room in King's Cross

1:20:071:20:10

'with a steady line of punters.

1:20:101:20:12

'Don't tell Alfie, but if it wasn't for him

1:20:121:20:15

'I reckon I'd be there an' all.

1:20:151:20:16

'We're all hanging out for a hero, Kat.

1:20:161:20:18

'And mine's sitting in there. It's lucky, ain't it?

1:20:181:20:24

'To find someone that you love so much.'

1:20:241:20:27

Right, who's up for a cold beer?

1:20:271:20:29

'I keep at it and I reckon one day he'll feel like it back.'

1:20:341:20:39

And he could, couldn't he? He could get it back, yeah?

1:20:391:20:44

You don't think Alfie loves you?

1:20:441:20:48

No. Does he hell.

1:20:481:20:53

-Why, eh? Why d'you do it?

-You did it!

1:20:581:21:01

You did it! You evil murdering filth!

1:21:011:21:05

And I've got you taped.

1:21:051:21:09

-Yeah, I have heard you.

-Take her home, Patrick.

1:21:091:21:12

It was meant to be a present.

1:21:131:21:15

I thought someone had sent me a Christmas present.

1:21:161:21:19

And I promise you on my life, Phil Mitchell,

1:21:211:21:27

the next time we speak, it will be through a lawyer.

1:21:271:21:31

Cos you WILL be under arrest.

1:21:311:21:34

I heard you admit it, Phil Mitchell!

1:21:351:21:39

Oh. Oh, Shirley,

1:21:421:21:44

Kevin. Kevin. It was...

1:21:461:21:49

It was Phil's fault. Phil knew.

1:21:491:21:53

And he good as drove that car that killed him.

1:21:531:21:57

Take her home, Patrick, and shut her up.

1:21:571:22:01

PHIL: 'All roads lead to you.

1:22:221:22:23

'If I wanted to screw you up, there's better ways than a memory stick through Denise's letter box.'

1:22:231:22:27

-Get the evidence back...

-Yeah, what?

1:22:271:22:30

-I'll have you, that's what.

-Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.

1:22:301:22:32

This isn't the Christmas spirit, is it?

1:22:321:22:35

No. No. No. No. No.

1:22:351:22:36

No, I object to this kind of behaviour

1:22:361:22:39

because it is disrespectful to the baby Jesus on his birthday.

1:22:391:22:42

You may not know it, mate,

1:22:421:22:44

but we've got a sick woman in this house, and kiddies.

1:22:441:22:47

And an old man who's waiting for a visit.

1:22:471:22:50

Now, this being the season of goodwill...

1:22:501:22:53

We don't want to get blood on the carpet, do we?

1:22:531:22:56

You better keep your doors locked then.

1:23:021:23:05

Peace be with you, my good man.

1:23:051:23:07

Season's whatsits and all that!

1:23:071:23:10

Well, let's have that Christmas pudding, eh?

1:23:121:23:16

Eh? Come on, girls.

1:23:161:23:19

Ben!

1:23:221:23:25

You lying little toerag. You hate him that much?

1:23:251:23:29

You hate him that much?

1:23:291:23:31

What's going on in that thick skull of yours, eh?

1:23:331:23:35

How far will you go to make his life a misery?

1:23:351:23:38

Your dad...he could go down for this, you idiot.

1:23:391:23:43

It's been a long time coming, Shirl.

1:23:441:23:47

I know you can't help having a limp, but I'm not an angel, I'm Shenice.

1:23:551:24:00

-And now Kat hasn't seen my show.

-No.

1:24:001:24:04

So do you want the job or what?

1:24:041:24:06

Are there many other applicants?

1:24:061:24:08

-Can you knit?

-I can knit.

1:24:081:24:11

Sign the contract. You've passed.

1:24:111:24:13

Oh. Oh, I'm so pleased.

1:24:131:24:15

Cos it suits both of us really, doesn't it?

1:24:151:24:17

Cos I do have a bit of previous experience...

1:24:171:24:20

-Jean! Jean!

-We can bake cakes together.

1:24:201:24:23

I'll get knitting needles, Stacey broke my last ones, she never got the hang of casting.

1:24:231:24:27

Jean! Jean, you do realise that you'll never be my real nanny, don't you?

1:24:271:24:33

Yes. Yes, I do realise that.

1:24:331:24:36

But then every little girl needs a nanny for Christmas, doesn't she?

1:24:361:24:40

Will you be my Nanny Christmas?

1:24:421:24:43

I'll be your Nanny Christmas.

1:24:431:24:47

Sign here.

1:24:471:24:49

# ..To you and your kin

1:24:511:24:53

# We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year... #

1:24:531:24:55

Merry Christmas.

1:24:551:24:57

Happy new year.

1:24:571:25:00

# We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas

1:25:001:25:04

# We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! #

1:25:041:25:11

THEY CHEER

1:25:111:25:13

Oh, oh, oh. Charge your glasses everyone, for a toast.

1:25:131:25:19

-My family. Salut.

-Family!

1:25:221:25:27

The police have just left.

1:25:571:26:00

I can get my things. I'll sleep downstairs,

1:26:001:26:04

just until they track Yusef down.

1:26:041:26:08

Thank you.

1:26:081:26:11

Hello, Baba.

1:26:111:26:13

You need some peace.

1:26:171:26:19

-Ssh, come on.

-Mummy. Mummy.

1:26:191:26:21

No.

1:26:251:26:26

Masood.

1:26:281:26:31

Masood. I am so, so sorry.

1:26:361:26:42

And...

1:26:461:26:48

..I love you.

1:26:491:26:52

Say that again.

1:26:581:26:59

I love you.

1:27:021:27:03

No, no.

1:27:031:27:05

The bit about you being really sorry.

1:27:051:27:08

Masood...

1:27:111:27:15

-SOBS:

-I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1:27:151:27:19

# So here it is merry Christmas Everybody's having fun... #

1:27:211:27:28

It's Christmas!

1:27:281:27:31

# Look to the future now

1:27:311:27:35

# It's only just begun... #

1:27:351:27:39

PEOPLE CHAT AND LAUGH

1:27:511:27:53

Masood!

1:28:101:28:12

Where have you been hiding? Come on.

1:28:151:28:17

-SHE PURRS

-Come on in.

1:28:171:28:19

Put down your jacket, yeah? Orange juice?

1:28:191:28:23

Masood! Merry Christmas.

1:28:231:28:28

Yes, it is, isn't it?

1:28:281:28:31

I ordered you a cab.

1:29:091:29:11

Blue flashing lights and everything.

1:29:111:29:13

MUSIC FADES BUT IS STILL AUDIBLE

1:29:251:29:28

BABY CRIES

1:29:331:29:36

Ssh-ssh-ssh-ssh-ssh.

1:29:361:29:38

Yasmin, come on. Ssh, darling.

1:29:381:29:41

Syed, can you take her out for a walk or something, please?

1:29:411:29:45

Mum needs some peace.

1:29:451:29:47

I dealt with her last time.

1:29:471:29:50

-If you're sure you'll be all right...

-I am going to be fine.

1:29:501:29:53

She needs some air, OK?

1:29:531:29:55

Tamwar, can you phone the police again?

1:30:031:30:06

Dad's gone.

1:30:061:30:09

It's over.

1:30:091:30:10

MUSIC, CHEERFUL CONVERSATION AND LAUGHTER

1:30:151:30:18

Auntie Kim, yeah? Auntie Kim? Me and you?

1:30:261:30:28

Denise, have you got any mince pies?

1:30:391:30:42

Has Santa got elves(?)

1:30:421:30:43

Hey, baby!

1:30:461:30:48

Two turtle doves!

1:30:481:30:50

Come on, my speciality.

1:30:501:30:51

Yes, please, yes, please.

1:30:511:30:53

You can shout if you want.

1:31:061:31:08

Don't mind, do you, while you wait for your lift?

1:31:121:31:15

Going to go and look after Zainab.

1:31:151:31:17

Losing her twice!

1:31:191:31:21

To the same man!

1:31:231:31:24

Who said I'd lost her?

1:31:291:31:30

How long did that marriage last?

1:31:321:31:34

Two weeks? Three?

1:31:341:31:36

She's still my wife.

1:31:361:31:37

Not even as long as your first pathetic marriage!

1:31:391:31:43

You can try and humiliate me all you like.

1:31:441:31:47

And I will.

1:31:491:31:51

Because that's what you can't stand, isn't it?

1:31:531:31:56

People talking about you.

1:31:571:31:58

Everyone knowing you've lost.

1:31:591:32:01

And you know all about humiliation.

1:32:041:32:07

What kind of man carries on living next door to the wife who's left him?

1:32:091:32:14

Knowing she's there...

1:32:151:32:17

..just a couple of feet away...

1:32:181:32:20

..lying in another man's arms.

1:32:211:32:24

My children are waiting.

1:32:271:32:28

My three sons.

1:32:331:32:34

Oh, and your only daughter, too.

1:32:371:32:41

I'm sure you've got one final little message to give to her.

1:32:431:32:47

I can always pass it on.

1:32:471:32:48

You really do hate me, don't you?

1:32:541:32:57

I don't hate you.

1:33:011:33:02

I pity you.

1:33:051:33:06

Because despite everything you've done...

1:33:091:33:11

..she chose me.

1:33:141:33:15

He said he'd come round and take these tonight,

1:33:191:33:21

then he wants another eight boxes of fireworks

1:33:211:33:24

and five more boxes of vodka.

1:33:241:33:25

Man, I thought they would have been gone by now!

1:33:251:33:28

New Year's is only a week away.

1:33:281:33:30

I know, but the longer you store them,

1:33:301:33:32

the more rent you get on your cupboard.

1:33:321:33:34

Working on a bank holiday? That is triple pay, you know.

1:33:341:33:38

ANTHONY CHUCKLES

1:33:381:33:39

You think I'm going to just hand it over? The thing that's gonna bring down Phil Mitchell?

1:33:411:33:45

You ain't bringing anyone down.

1:33:451:33:47

I'm keeping it safe until I can hand it over to the police.

1:33:471:33:51

Listen, this ain't a game!

1:33:511:33:52

Cut and shuts! Kevin died driving cut and shuts!

1:33:521:33:57

-I tried to stop him.

-You sold him them!

1:33:571:33:59

All I did was find him a supplier. I thought they were nicked.

1:33:591:34:03

It ripped my heart out!

1:34:031:34:05

-You think I meant this to happen?

-Shirley, she said it was an accident.

1:34:051:34:08

The pair of you looked me in the eyes and you lied.

1:34:081:34:12

It was just a mistake, all right? Just a big, stupid mistake.

1:34:121:34:15

Well, I've had it with lying men.

1:34:151:34:17

Listen, give me that recording. Give me the recording!

1:34:171:34:20

This time, people are going to get the truth.

1:34:201:34:22

Thought you was getting the mince pies?

1:34:231:34:26

-I'm guessing he didn't come down the chimney?

-Phil, what you doing here?

1:34:261:34:30

Out.

1:34:301:34:32

Where is Masood?

1:34:371:34:39

He'll be back soon, him and Syed.

1:34:391:34:41

I didn't know what to do.

1:34:551:34:56

He's my dad.

1:34:571:34:58

He set fire to my mum.

1:35:001:35:02

He was only a child.

1:35:021:35:04

Oh, right, and she wasn't?

1:35:041:35:06

I thought...if your mum could live with it, if she...

1:35:061:35:08

if she can forgive him, then...

1:35:081:35:10

Afia, you lied to me.

1:35:101:35:11

Please, Tam.

1:35:111:35:12

I'm your husband!

1:35:121:35:15

You lied to me.

1:35:151:35:17

DOOR SLAMS SHUT

1:35:211:35:23

Come on, hurry up.

1:35:331:35:35

Come on.

1:35:361:35:37

-Is this all?

-Yeah.

1:35:401:35:41

Hey, we're playing pass the parcel.

1:35:431:35:45

In a minute, please, Kim.

1:35:451:35:47

And you're the parcel! Come on, sweet cheeks. Come on!

1:35:471:35:50

Whatever it is, Pops, I'm not interested.

1:35:521:35:55

Come on, let's get you in there shuffling. Come on.

1:35:551:35:57

Oh, it's like herding cats with a bent teaspoon in there!

1:35:591:36:02

I'm going for a walk.

1:36:021:36:04

You think I'm going to let you out of my sight after today?

1:36:041:36:08

Listen, he's not going to ruin our Christmas, all right?

1:36:081:36:13

Come on.

1:36:151:36:16

Come on, it's Christmas!

1:36:161:36:18

So what are your family going to do this time?

1:36:231:36:26

All those years ago...

1:36:261:36:27

Bringing more shame on their precious reputation?

1:36:281:36:32

It wasn't my family.

1:36:321:36:34

It was me.

1:36:341:36:35

I poured the oil.

1:36:411:36:42

I lit the flame.

1:36:421:36:45

Then I stood there...

1:36:471:36:48

..and watched her burn.

1:36:491:36:52

She shamed me. She shamed my family.

1:37:141:37:16

Yeah, well, it didn't turn out how you expected. You failed!

1:37:161:37:21

I should have worked this one out, shouldn't I?

1:38:021:38:05

Bet you had a right giggle, didn't you, Ben?

1:38:051:38:07

Watching me and your dad running scared of our own shadows?

1:38:071:38:10

-You're not going to tell him, are you?

-What have I ever done to you?

1:38:101:38:13

What have I ever done that is so bad?

1:38:131:38:17

And Hev.

1:38:171:38:19

She's supposed to be your friend and you put her in the frame.

1:38:191:38:23

Hasn't she suffered enough?

1:38:231:38:25

Hey, hey!

1:38:571:38:59

-I thought you were getting me some mistletoe, bruv?

-Yeah right, whatever!

1:38:591:39:04

Did someone say "party?"

1:39:051:39:07

CHEERING

1:39:071:39:09

You must have some of the special rum punch.

1:39:101:39:12

You're reading my mind, Paddy. Reading my mind!

1:39:121:39:15

Oi!

1:39:151:39:16

You all right?

1:39:171:39:19

Yeah.

1:39:191:39:20

You OK?

1:39:201:39:22

You?

1:39:231:39:24

Yeah, yeah, why wouldn't I be? It's Christmas!

1:39:241:39:27

How can you be so cruel?

1:40:011:40:03

I had a good teacher.

1:40:061:40:07

-He's really trying.

-Yeah, but it's never enough, is it?

1:40:071:40:10

Do you think he likes having a gay son?

1:40:141:40:16

He walked out on me!

1:40:191:40:20

I wanted to talk to him.

1:40:221:40:23

I wanted to tell him.

1:40:251:40:27

And he walked out.

1:40:281:40:30

-He still loves you, Ben.

-No.

1:40:301:40:32

That man doesn't love anyone.

1:40:331:40:35

Oh, I get this! I get what this is all about.

1:40:361:40:40

-Poor little Ben still thinks his daddy doesn't love him?

-No, no.

1:40:411:40:44

-I don't care what he thinks.

-No, just because he doesn't tell you!

1:40:451:40:48

-Just because he doesn't smother you with hugs and kisses!

-No.

1:40:481:40:53

I don't want the hugs.

1:40:531:40:54

-I don't want the kisses.

-Then what do you want, Ben?

1:40:561:41:00

I've got to stand up for myself.

1:41:001:41:02

Got to be a proper man, ain't I?

1:41:031:41:06

By tearing him apart?

1:41:061:41:09

He's gone after her, ain't he?

1:41:151:41:17

He's gone after Denise!

1:41:201:41:22

Phil! Phil!

1:41:321:41:33

Don't tell him, please!

1:41:331:41:35

What's your dad done? Get everybody out.

1:41:381:41:42

Now!

1:41:431:41:46

Right, everyone, you need to get out. There's a fire.

1:42:001:42:02

-Nobody's interested in your sick jokes, mate. You're a liar.

-This ain't a joke.

1:42:021:42:06

-You are a liar!

-There's a fire!

1:42:061:42:08

THEY JEER AND LAUGH

1:42:081:42:10

Out! Everybody out! Kim, phone the fire brigade.

1:42:151:42:18

See what I mean? Let's go, let's go, let's go. Get out!

1:42:181:42:21

FIRE ALARM BLARES

1:42:211:42:22

You heard the man. Come on, out!

1:42:221:42:25

Get your jackets. Get out!

1:42:311:42:33

20 Albert Square.

1:42:361:42:37

E20.

1:42:371:42:40

If this was Phil...

1:42:401:42:42

Masood! Masood!

1:42:421:42:45

-What happened?

-I found him here.

1:42:471:42:51

-Get him up! Get out!

-Out the way!

-Get up!

1:42:511:42:54

-Who did this? Who started it?

-Yusef.

1:42:561:42:59

You're going to have to get up, Mas. I said, "Up!"

1:43:011:43:05

-Where's Zainab?

-She's not here.

1:43:061:43:09

-Paddy, you've taken in too much smoke. Outside!

-It's all right.

1:43:241:43:27

Jane, where's Mas?

1:43:371:43:39

-Mas?

-He was in there!

1:43:391:43:42

Patrick! Masood was in there!

1:43:421:43:44

He's all right. He's alive.

1:43:441:43:46

-Are you OK?

-Yeah.

1:43:461:43:48

-So then where's Yusef?

-This was Yusef?

1:43:481:43:50

-So where's Tamwar?

-I don't know.

1:43:501:43:53

Go and find him, then! You don't know what your father's capable of!

1:43:531:43:56

-Why isn't he coming out?

-He's with Shirley and Christian.

1:44:021:44:06

MASOOD COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

1:44:371:44:39

PHONE RINGS

1:44:391:44:41

Syed?

1:44:461:44:47

Zee! Are you OK?

1:44:481:44:50

It's over.

1:44:521:44:55

It's all out.

1:44:551:44:56

It's all all right.

1:44:571:44:59

Everything's all right. I'll be with you soon.

1:44:591:45:01

Zee...

1:45:131:45:14

Oh, Mas. You're OK!

1:45:141:45:16

You're OK!

1:45:161:45:18

THEY APPLAUD

1:45:201:45:21

Christian! Christian!

1:45:231:45:25

Do you want to go home?

1:45:361:45:39

We should take this party back to the Vic, eh?

1:45:391:45:42

What do you reckon, Alfie?

1:45:421:45:44

-Listen guys, it's getting a bit cold out here. Why don't I take the kids into the Vic, yeah?

-Thank you.

1:45:451:45:50

-Come on, it's all right.

-Come on, little man.

1:45:501:45:52

Come on, beautiful. Come to Uncle Alfie. That's it.

1:45:521:45:55

Everybody, make your way over to the Vic, yeah?

1:45:551:45:58

Come and join me. Yeah, come on.

1:45:581:46:00

Thank you...

1:46:111:46:14

for saving his life.

1:46:141:46:15

Come on, hero. Let me get you a drink.

1:46:151:46:18

Zee, go on. Get yourself in out of the cold.

1:46:211:46:23

I'm going to go back and wait for the fire brigade. I am OK!

1:46:231:46:26

Please?

1:46:261:46:28

Mum! Mum, come on. He'll find us.

1:46:281:46:30

So where's your dad?

1:46:391:46:41

Oh, Kim, I've told you, I'm...

1:47:161:47:18

I want that recording.

1:47:201:47:22

You just can't stand anyone else holding the cards, can you?

1:47:221:47:26

-They'll send me down, won't they?

-I hope they do!

1:47:261:47:28

What, and leave Ben without a dad, eh?

1:47:281:47:31

That kid, he's only just come home. He's a mess, ain't he?

1:47:311:47:34

This is my chance to do something right.

1:47:341:47:37

Ain't enough people suffered?

1:47:501:47:52

Ain't it time to put a stop to all this?

1:47:531:47:55

HE COUGHS

1:47:581:48:00

HE PANTS

1:48:031:48:05

SCREAMING

1:48:321:48:33

INDISTINCT SHOUTING

1:48:331:48:35

It's not safe.

1:48:351:48:36

SCREAMING

1:48:361:48:39

Mum!

1:48:391:48:40

Mum! Stop!

1:48:401:48:42

Oh, Syed! SHE WAILS

1:48:421:48:44

SHE SOBS

1:48:441:48:46

GLASS SMASHES

1:48:501:48:51

HE COUGHS

1:48:531:48:55

HE GROANS

1:48:571:48:59

FIRE CRACKLES

1:49:171:49:19

HE CRIES OUT

1:49:261:49:27

GLASS SMASHES

1:49:321:49:34

Tam.

1:49:441:49:46

Tam!

1:49:491:49:50

SHE SOBS

1:49:581:50:00

-Someone get him out!

-What's happened?

1:50:021:50:05

I don't get it. The fire brigade should be here by now.

1:50:051:50:08

SHE SOBS

1:50:121:50:14

Dee's in there.

1:50:141:50:16

CONFUSED CHATTER

1:50:161:50:18

Syed, Syed, go and get him. Do something.

1:50:191:50:22

-Mum...

-SHE SOBS

1:50:221:50:24

SCREAMING

1:50:281:50:30

SHE SCREAMS

1:50:331:50:34

Someone help us!

1:50:341:50:35

INDISTINCT SHOUTING

1:50:381:50:41

SHE YELLS

1:50:411:50:43

Poor little Masood.

1:50:461:50:49

How tragic.

1:50:491:50:50

SHE WAILS

1:50:501:50:52

Afia's inside.

1:50:551:50:56

Afia.

1:51:031:51:04

Afia!

1:51:041:51:06

Afia!

1:51:101:51:12

-Afia?

-Afia's in there?

1:51:121:51:14

Afia...

1:51:181:51:19

Where's my daughter?

1:51:191:51:21

-Wait, no! Wait... Tamwar, come here.

-Tambo! Tambo!

1:51:231:51:27

SHE SCREAMS Tamwar!

1:51:271:51:29

INDISTINCT PANICKED SHOUTING

1:51:291:51:31

Afia!

1:51:371:51:39

Afia!

1:51:421:51:44

Phil?

1:51:441:51:45

SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE

1:51:451:51:47

GLASS SMASHES

1:51:471:51:49

SHE COUGHS

1:51:491:51:50

I told you to wait!

1:51:501:51:52

The fire exit... The fire exit.

1:51:521:51:55

-MASOOD COUGHS

-She's not here.

1:52:001:52:02

Yusef...

1:52:021:52:03

-Yusef, listen to me.

-Afia!

1:52:031:52:06

Afia?!

1:52:061:52:07

-Yusef!

-CRACKING

1:52:071:52:09

-We've got to go. We've got to get out.

-Afia! Not without Afia.

1:52:111:52:15

SIREN WAILS

1:52:151:52:17

There are people in there.

1:52:241:52:26

Please... Please!

1:52:261:52:27

-My son, my husband.

-Everyone back.

1:52:271:52:30

-There are people in there!

-My sister's in there.

1:52:301:52:32

My dad's in there too.

1:52:321:52:34

-Can you send someone in there?

-Not until we know it's safe.

1:52:341:52:37

What? I... Please!

1:52:371:52:39

All right!

1:52:391:52:40

SIRENS WAIL

1:52:421:52:45

-We're going to have to go down.

-No!

-Come on.

1:52:451:52:47

GLASS SMASHES

1:52:501:52:51

I-I can't.

1:52:511:52:53

Get under here.

1:52:531:52:55

Come on, get under here.

1:52:551:52:57

SHE SOBS

1:53:091:53:11

Here you are, look!

1:53:121:53:14

-Dee!

-PHIL COUGHS

1:53:171:53:20

SHE MOUTHS

1:53:201:53:22

Paramedic!

1:53:251:53:26

Afia! Afia!

1:53:291:53:31

Yusef, I'm not going to let you die.

1:53:311:53:33

Afia!

1:53:331:53:35

Yusef.

1:53:371:53:39

No!

1:53:391:53:40

Phil? Phil!

1:53:451:53:46

Phil!

1:53:461:53:47

-Is he...is he burnt badly?

-No, it's his heart, innit.

1:53:471:53:50

INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIOS

1:53:501:53:53

I've killed him, ain't I?

1:53:591:54:01

Well, if you have...

1:54:011:54:03

Phil has just saved your life.

1:54:101:54:12

Get out of here.

1:54:121:54:13

So, you remember that.

1:54:131:54:16

This ends now.

1:54:261:54:30

SHE COUGHS

1:54:461:54:48

Go, go, go.

1:54:481:54:50

I'd like to report a murder.

1:55:041:55:07

-COUGHING

-Look!

-Look at that!

1:55:191:55:22

CROWD GASPS

1:55:221:55:24

Well done, boys...

1:55:241:55:26

Well done, boys.

1:55:261:55:27

Paramedic!

1:55:281:55:30

-Where's Masood? Where is he?

-I'm sorry.

1:55:311:55:35

-I'm here.

-Masood!

1:55:351:55:37

-MASOOD COUGHS

-Stand back.

1:55:371:55:39

Zainab.

1:55:401:55:41

You're alive.

1:55:461:55:47

-Dad.

-HE COUGHS

1:55:541:55:57

Afia.

1:56:061:56:07

HE COUGHS

1:56:071:56:09

Your dad.

1:56:091:56:11

He thinks you're in there.

1:56:111:56:12

Did you see him?

1:56:121:56:15

And Tam? Did you see Tam?

1:56:151:56:18

No!

1:56:271:56:30

No-o!

1:56:301:56:32

No!

1:56:321:56:34

SHE SCREAMS

1:56:341:56:36

Afia!

1:56:361:56:39

Dad!

1:56:391:56:41

-Dad!

-Afia?

1:56:411:56:45

Dad!

1:56:451:56:46

Da-a-a-d!

1:56:461:56:50

-Dad!

-SHE WAILS

1:56:501:56:52

Dad!

1:56:541:56:56

Dad...

1:56:561:56:58

-Dad!

-CRACKING

1:56:591:57:02

SHE SCREAMS

1:57:061:57:08

No!

1:57:081:57:11

CRIES OF PAIN

1:57:111:57:13

HE CRIES OUT IN PAIN

1:57:171:57:20

Paramedic!

1:57:201:57:21

ZAINAB SOBS

1:57:211:57:23

Paramedic!

1:57:231:57:25

No-o!

1:57:281:57:30

No!

1:57:301:57:31

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1:57:541:57:58

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1:57:581:58:01

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