28/06/2014 ‹ EastEnders Omnibus

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MUSIC ON RADIO: "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves	0:00:25	0:00:28
VOLUME INCREASES	0:00:30	0:00:32
# Mm, yeah	0:00:32	0:00:34
# I used to think maybe you loved me	0:00:35	0:00:38
# Now, baby, I'm sure	0:00:38	0:00:40
# And I just can't wait till the day	0:00:43	0:00:46
# When you knock on my door... #	0:00:46	0:00:50
-DEAN: -Leave her.	0:01:08	0:01:09
We can't just leave her there!	0:01:09	0:01:11
-She's woke up in worse places than that - trust me. -Dean, she's your mum.	0:01:11	0:01:14
Those flowers for me?	0:01:15	0:01:17
Yeah. In your dreams.	0:01:17	0:01:19
Should come and get your hair cut when we're open.	0:01:19	0:01:21
-Sorry? You saying there's something wrong with my hair? -No.	0:01:21	0:01:24
I'm saying I'm good and you should try me.	0:01:24	0:01:26
Shirl!	0:01:31	0:01:32
You done the bathroom yet?	0:01:44	0:01:46
-VACUUM STOPS -Do I look like I do bathrooms?	0:01:47	0:01:49
All right. I'll do it next.	0:01:50	0:01:52
I want this place looking perfect for when Sharon gets home.	0:01:52	0:01:55
I found her sleeping in the garden.	0:02:00	0:02:03
Shirley?	0:02:03	0:02:04
Oh...they're for you.	0:02:13	0:02:15
You're a free woman now you're off licence.	0:02:15	0:02:17
And despite everything you've done...	0:02:17	0:02:20
-Oh, they're beautiful. Thank you. -Before you have a go at me	0:02:20	0:02:22
-cos you said "no celebrating", I just thought... -No. Oi, listen.	0:02:22	0:02:25
They're gorgeous. Thank you.	0:02:25	0:02:27
-Has something happened? -No.	0:02:32	0:02:34
It's ironic, innit?	0:02:36	0:02:38
You get your freedom and Phil throws his away.	0:02:38	0:02:42
What do you mean?	0:02:42	0:02:44
He's asked Sharon to marry him.	0:02:44	0:02:46
When?	0:02:46	0:02:48
-Last week, at the hospital. -He never said!	0:02:48	0:02:51
Why would he tell you? You're not that important.	0:02:51	0:02:54
-Listen, Shirley, I understand that you're hurting. -No. -I know...	0:02:54	0:02:58
You don't understand nothing!	0:02:58	0:03:00
Well done. More great relationship advice from you there(!)	0:03:08	0:03:13
Listen, she's just hurt, all right? I think it's great.	0:03:13	0:03:16
-It's great - a bit of happiness in the family. -And since when were you Team Sharon?	0:03:16	0:03:20
I just think it's a bit of stability.	0:03:20	0:03:22
All right. Look, Ron, do you want to come to the Albert with me,	0:03:25	0:03:27
give me a hand? Cos I said I'd reopen this evening.	0:03:27	0:03:29
-I can't. I've got things to do. -Like what?	0:03:29	0:03:32
Lovely. There you go, sweetheart. That's a tenner. And I owe you £1.	0:03:42	0:03:46
Lovely. Take care, darling.	0:03:46	0:03:48
All hail the polyester!	0:03:48	0:03:50
All right, mush. Burning the candle, are you?	0:03:50	0:03:53
-Airport run. -Oh, right. -I've been up since the crack of sparrows.	0:03:55	0:03:57
Again? Seriously, they're going to name an airport after you, aren't they?	0:03:57	0:04:01
-PHONE RINGS -Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.	0:04:01	0:04:03
Hello, sweetheart. You missing me already, are you?	0:04:05	0:04:07
Kat. Whoa, whoa, darling, slow down.	0:04:09	0:04:12
OK, it's all right.	0:04:13	0:04:15
I'm on my way, I'm on my way. OK.	0:04:15	0:04:17
It's all right. It's OK. I'm on my way. It's all right. Fine.	0:04:17	0:04:20
-KAT YELLS -Kat? -Alfie!	0:04:27	0:04:29
-SHE GROANS It's all pain. -W-Where?	0:04:29	0:04:32
-Inside here. Where do you think? -OK, well, what kind of pain?	0:04:32	0:04:35
-Just pain. -OK, you need to breathe.	0:04:35	0:04:37
-What do you think I'm doing? -Just stop talking and breathe!	0:04:37	0:04:40
-The babies are coming. -They can't come - you've got weeks to go yet!	0:04:40	0:04:44
-They don't know that, do they?! They're coming. Now! -OK, OK! Stop talking.	0:04:44	0:04:47
Stop shouting. OK. Don't go away, I'll be straight back.	0:04:47	0:04:50
SHE GROANS	0:04:50	0:04:52
Hello?	0:04:52	0:04:53
Ah! You got anything to tell me?	0:04:55	0:04:58
-No. -Am I just supposed to wait for an invite, then?	0:04:59	0:05:02
-I think it's brilliant. Congratulations. -Thanks.	0:05:04	0:05:07
Shirley told me.	0:05:07	0:05:09
I'm, er... I'm late.	0:05:09	0:05:11
It is for good this time?	0:05:11	0:05:12
Yeah, course it's for good.	0:05:12	0:05:14
-I'm just going to pick up Sharon, so... -How is she?	0:05:14	0:05:17
She's a bit shaken but...	0:05:17	0:05:19
-At least she's got something good to look forward to, eh? -Yeah.	0:05:19	0:05:22
I'd better get going.	0:05:22	0:05:24
Shirley was...	0:05:24	0:05:26
She was sleeping in the gardens.	0:05:26	0:05:28
She's, er...	0:05:28	0:05:29
She's a mess. She's taken it hard.	0:05:29	0:05:32
You can't let the past hold you back. You're moving on.	0:05:32	0:05:36
I think it's good. We're all moving on.	0:05:37	0:05:39
-Listen, I can't find a clean nightie. -Bottom drawer.	0:05:49	0:05:52
I've looked in the bottom drawer, top drawer, wardrobe. Nothing's sorted! I can't get nothing.	0:05:52	0:05:56
-Nothing's ready. -Stop. -No, you can't have 'em here. No, Alfie, stop.	0:05:56	0:05:59
-The pain's stopped. It's stopped. The pain's stopped. -Really?	0:05:59	0:06:03
-Yeah, it's stopped. -You sure?	0:06:04	0:06:07
OK. OK, all right, y-y-you need to come and sit down.	0:06:07	0:06:12
-You OK? You're sure it's stopped? -Yeah. -All right.	0:06:12	0:06:15
There you go. Sure?	0:06:17	0:06:19
SHE SIGHS	0:06:21	0:06:23
-I was so scared. I really thought it was happening! -Yeah, me too.	0:06:23	0:06:27
Knowing you, it was probably just trapped wind, you know?	0:06:27	0:06:31
That's not funny.	0:06:31	0:06:32
No, no, it's not funny.	0:06:32	0:06:34
Well, at least we're ready.	0:06:34	0:06:36
Oi!	0:06:45	0:06:46
Oi! Watch it!	0:06:51	0:06:52
Oi!	0:06:54	0:06:56
TV PLAYS	0:07:05	0:07:07
Oi. Do you want to help me downstairs?	0:07:09	0:07:11
Nah, you're all right. Mum said I'm off the rota.	0:07:11	0:07:13
Why you suddenly hiding away?	0:07:17	0:07:19
I ain't hiding away.	0:07:19	0:07:21
Looks like it.	0:07:21	0:07:23
I thought you was OK about this whole thing.	0:07:23	0:07:25
-Can I just watch my programme, please? -Why are you playing up now?	0:07:25	0:07:29
-I ain't playing up! -You are. You're being a total victim!	0:07:29	0:07:32
I, er... I bought you some of them doughnut croissant things, sausage.	0:07:32	0:07:35
Tell me you have not been out already buying him cakes?	0:07:35	0:07:38
They ain't cakes and they ain't croissants.	0:07:38	0:07:41
Oh, they look wicked, Mum!	0:07:41	0:07:43
Yeah, here's this girl on the market. Oh, d'you want a tissue?	0:07:43	0:07:45
-He's not a baby, Mum. Why... -No-one said he's a baby!	0:07:45	0:07:48
-"I just bought you them doughnut croissanty..." -Bottles, Nancy. Now.	0:07:48	0:07:51
Why are you letting her do this?	0:07:51	0:07:54
What's wrong with you?	0:07:54	0:07:55
HE SIGHS	0:08:00	0:08:01
-Bit of cream on top, no-one'll notice. -It's Morgan's birthday.	0:08:11	0:08:15
He DEFINITELY won't notice.	0:08:15	0:08:16
My mum had promised to make a cake but, er...	0:08:16	0:08:19
she's got her final chemo today,	0:08:19	0:08:21
so I baked one instead and now it's ruined, so...	0:08:21	0:08:24
I just wanted to go with her today and give her some support.	0:08:27	0:08:30
Let me sort it.	0:08:30	0:08:32
-I wasn't angling on that. -No, I didn't think you were.	0:08:32	0:08:34
Look, it's quiet in there today, all right?	0:08:37	0:08:40
You go with your mum, yeah?	0:08:40	0:08:42
I'll bake a new cake, pass it off as yours.	0:08:42	0:08:45
You can bake?	0:08:45	0:08:47
Me and Mary Berry...	0:08:47	0:08:48
Don't worry, I'll make sure it's a little bit wonky. No-one'll notice.	0:08:48	0:08:52
Thank you.	0:08:52	0:08:53
It's all right. What are friends for?	0:08:55	0:08:56
Are we all right now?	0:08:58	0:09:00
Baking you a cake, ain't I?	0:09:03	0:09:05
You and Tosh? Are you good?	0:09:06	0:09:08
Yeah. We're good.	0:09:09	0:09:10
Busy making babies.	0:09:12	0:09:14
-Well, trying to. -Are you?	0:09:14	0:09:16
That's good.	0:09:17	0:09:19
That's really good.	0:09:19	0:09:20
Is it?	0:09:20	0:09:21
I made a right mess of it last time.	0:09:23	0:09:25
-Got a daughter who despises me. -Yeah, but you two together... be good.	0:09:25	0:09:29
Yeah.	0:09:29	0:09:30
But what if I get it wrong again?	0:09:33	0:09:35
What if you don't?	0:09:35	0:09:37
Pretty sure there's no dress code for this place.	0:09:53	0:09:55
They're not going to care if you're wearing heels or not.	0:09:55	0:09:58
If you haven't got anything helpful to say...	0:09:59	0:10:01
I don't even know what you're doing, really.	0:10:09	0:10:11
Just a meeting today.	0:10:12	0:10:14
But eventually, we order some swimmers.	0:10:14	0:10:17
They sort out the fast ones, the Michael Phelpses,	0:10:17	0:10:20
and then they get out the...	0:10:20	0:10:21
Oh! Too much information!	0:10:21	0:10:23
Go with the blue one.	0:10:26	0:10:27
While you can still fit into it.	0:10:27	0:10:29
Hey.	0:10:43	0:10:45
So you got my text?	0:10:45	0:10:46
I was here anyway. Visiting Dot.	0:10:46	0:10:48
-Yeah, course you were. -I was!	0:10:48	0:10:51
Oh, you think after this long of not replying to my calls,	0:10:51	0:10:53
one text and I'll come running?	0:10:53	0:10:55
I kept meaning to call.	0:10:55	0:10:56
Anyone'd think you'd been avoiding me.	0:10:56	0:10:58
I've just been really busy.	0:10:58	0:11:01
-Dot'll be wondering where her biscuits have got to. -Listen, er,	0:11:01	0:11:04
so...do you fancy going for a drink later?	0:11:04	0:11:07
At the Vic? About four-ish?	0:11:07	0:11:09
Shall I leave my answer on your voicemail?	0:11:09	0:11:12
I have not been avoiding you!	0:11:12	0:11:13
I just... I just thought we could have a catch up.	0:11:13	0:11:16
There you go.	0:11:28	0:11:29
-I tried to make it frothy but... -It's fine.	0:11:29	0:11:31
I'll have to get one of those little battery whisk things.	0:11:31	0:11:34
-NANCY SCOFFS -A battery whisk?	0:11:34	0:11:36
Of course. For the little prince.	0:11:36	0:11:38
It's just a frothy coffee, Nancy.	0:11:38	0:11:40
Want to help me practise my karaoke later?	0:11:40	0:11:42
Thought I'd try a new track for tomorrow.	0:11:42	0:11:45
KNOCK AT DOOR Who's that?	0:11:45	0:11:47
-Oi. You are really milking it today, ain't you? -I ain't milking it.	0:11:50	0:11:54
-Has something happened? -No, nothing's happened.	0:11:57	0:12:00
-Mum... -What? -You can't do this to him.	0:12:05	0:12:07
-Do what? -Use the whole thing at the Albert to turn him into your little baby again.	0:12:07	0:12:11
-No-one's turning anyone into a baby. -He's doing really well. Every time he tries to grow up...	0:12:11	0:12:15
-He's been in shock! -Shock? -It's only just sinking in!	0:12:15	0:12:17
Have you any idea how terrifying it was for your brother - stuck in that bar, thugs rampaging?	0:12:17	0:12:22
How's he supposed to get over it if you keep treating him like a baby?	0:12:22	0:12:25
We're not open yet, darling.	0:12:27	0:12:29
-I just need to have a quick word with Mick. -Er...	0:12:29	0:12:31
-All right, Mick? -Hello, mate.	0:12:32	0:12:34
I'm, er, trying to do a sponsored swim.	0:12:34	0:12:37
Bit overdressed for it, ain't ya?	0:12:37	0:12:40
Oh, no... It's for Janet's school.	0:12:40	0:12:42
Aw, bless. Put us down for a fiver, yeah?	0:12:42	0:12:45
No, no, a cockle.	0:12:45	0:12:47
Yeah, um...the thing is, I...	0:12:47	0:12:49
I can't actually swim.	0:12:49	0:12:51
It's all the dads, see.	0:12:52	0:12:53
Supposed to do a thousand lengths between us.	0:12:53	0:12:55
Obviously I won't be doing it, because I can't.	0:12:55	0:12:58
But Janet, she's told everyone, so I was just thinking...	0:12:58	0:13:00
-Johnny'll do it. He loves swimming. -No, I don't.	0:13:00	0:13:03
-Mummy'll get his armbands out. -Nancy!	0:13:03	0:13:06
I just thought, you know, pub landlord -	0:13:06	0:13:07
bound to get loads of sponsors, ain't ya?	0:13:07	0:13:10
You know what it is, Bill... I ain't got the time. Honestly.	0:13:10	0:13:13
It's not for six weeks. It'd only be a couple of hours.	0:13:13	0:13:16
Bill, on my life, honestly, I can't, do you know what I mean?	0:13:16	0:13:19
OK. Thanks anyway.	0:13:19	0:13:22
PHONE RINGS	0:13:22	0:13:25
Hello?	0:13:29	0:13:30
Yeah. Yeah, I've decided.	0:13:32	0:13:33
Yeah, might as well give it another try.	0:13:35	0:13:37
No, no, I ain't told 'em. They don't need to know.	0:13:38	0:13:41
Yeah.	0:13:43	0:13:44
Taxi for the future Mrs Mitchell?	0:14:02	0:14:05
Don't you think that maybe I should stay one more day?	0:14:05	0:14:08
Hey, hey, hey.	0:14:08	0:14:10
Doctor's after your bed.	0:14:10	0:14:11
-Well, I know, Phil, but... -Sharon.	0:14:11	0:14:13
You can do this.	0:14:13	0:14:14
Anyway...	0:14:14	0:14:16
you won't be able to show this rock off...	0:14:16	0:14:19
if you stay in here any longer.	0:14:19	0:14:21
It's gorgeous.	0:14:24	0:14:26
Time to come home.	0:14:30	0:14:31
Shirl...Ian wouldn't like you doing that in here.	0:14:37	0:14:40
If you had your time over, with Dean...	0:14:49	0:14:52
Phil's engaged.	0:14:52	0:14:54
As in...?	0:14:54	0:14:55
Engaged. To a shoulder pad.	0:14:55	0:14:57
She doing your nut in?	0:15:26	0:15:28
What, Nancy?	0:15:28	0:15:29
Your mum.	0:15:29	0:15:31
Nah. Nah, she's fine.	0:15:31	0:15:32
And you?	0:15:35	0:15:36
You know, sometimes...	0:15:39	0:15:41
..things can hit you when you least expect it.	0:15:43	0:15:45
Yeah, I... I know.	0:15:45	0:15:47
It's OK to admit you're scared.	0:15:50	0:15:52
It would've shook me up at your age.	0:15:54	0:15:55
Thanks.	0:15:57	0:15:58
Get back on that bike.	0:16:01	0:16:02
Face your fears.	0:16:05	0:16:06
What, like you just did with Billy?	0:16:08	0:16:09
Bumped into your sister earlier. We're going for a drink later.	0:16:28	0:16:31
Well, good luck with that.	0:16:31	0:16:33
Is she, er...	0:16:33	0:16:34
Is she seeing anyone else?	0:16:34	0:16:35
Come on! I'm the last person that knows what goes on in her life.	0:16:35	0:16:38
Although she did seem like she was on the happy pills this morning.	0:16:38	0:16:41
I'm standing there, looking at her, thinking, "This is for real.	0:16:41	0:16:46
-She gave birth to a trump! -Shut up! I'm talking about in the future.	0:16:46	0:16:49
Two babies. Two little babies that are going to be mine.	0:16:49	0:16:51
I've made one sale today - I need 30 times that!	0:16:51	0:16:54
Hey, boys. Listen, fancy helping us out with this sponsored swim?	0:16:54	0:16:57
Janet's school. I'm just trying to get a group together.	0:16:57	0:16:59
-I don't like swimming. -Plays havoc with his hair.	0:16:59	0:17:02
All right, fellas. Come down for a cut or a shave - whatever.	0:17:05	0:17:08
Opening tomorrow. Having a few drinks.	0:17:08	0:17:09
Don't have to be much, a couple of lengths - whatever you can manage.	0:17:09	0:17:12
-I can't. I've got to focus on Kat and the babies. Got to fill up the piggy bank, ain't I? -Oh, come on!	0:17:12	0:17:17
Jay. Sponsored swim?	0:17:17	0:17:19
Nah, wouldn't be fair on the other blokes.	0:17:19	0:17:21
-Looks like you've got to do it on your own, Bill. -Yeah, well, I would do, wouldn't I?	0:17:22	0:17:26
-But I can't swim. -What?! -How old are you?	0:17:26	0:17:29
All right, forget I asked.	0:17:29	0:17:31
Forget I asked!	0:17:31	0:17:32
Here, Alf.	0:17:39	0:17:40
Look, every dad worries about money.	0:17:40	0:17:43
I remember when Nikki was pregnant with Rosie,	0:17:43	0:17:46
I was out in the cab 24/7.	0:17:46	0:17:48
In fact, when she went into labour,	0:17:48	0:17:50
I left three Italians in the back with the meter running.	0:17:50	0:17:53
So, you not working today then? Done?	0:17:53	0:17:56
Course I'm finished. I've been up since four.	0:17:56	0:17:58
Go back, lovely hot bath, a bit of Eggheads...	0:17:58	0:18:02
So the cab's just sitting there doing nothing?	0:18:04	0:18:07
-No, Alfie... -Oh, listen, Terry, when the market finishes, yeah?	0:18:07	0:18:10
Do you know how illegal that is?	0:18:10	0:18:12
Come on, you'll be helping a mate out. Come on, please!	0:18:12	0:18:14
It's not your licence to lose, is it?	0:18:14	0:18:16
I'm Alfie Moon. I'm not going to get caught, am I? Come on, eh?	0:18:16	0:18:21
FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING	0:18:21	0:18:23
Nance, don't...!	0:18:30	0:18:32
SHE CACKLES	0:18:32	0:18:33
Ooh, nice pecs!	0:18:34	0:18:36
It's fashion.	0:18:36	0:18:37
Oh, fashion! For men without any clothes?	0:18:37	0:18:41
Oi, you don't need to hide this, you know.	0:18:42	0:18:45
I know, I know...	0:18:45	0:18:46
Sometimes it just ain't worth the aggro.	0:18:46	0:18:48
You can't let what happened last week set you back.	0:18:50	0:18:52
Like, you've got to stop worrying about what Mum thinks.	0:18:52	0:18:56
If you want to read these magazines, you read them.	0:18:56	0:18:59
I'm sure she'll still buy you little cakes.	0:18:59	0:19:02
Here y'are.	0:19:02	0:19:03
Oh, someone's been busy.	0:19:22	0:19:25
Well, I want you to be able to rest, don't I?	0:19:25	0:19:28
KNOCK AT DOOR	0:19:28	0:19:29
-Hiya. I saw the car. -Linda.	0:19:29	0:19:32
These are for you.	0:19:32	0:19:34
-Thank you. -How are you? How's...	0:19:34	0:19:37
-Now's not really a good time. -No, no, of course.	0:19:37	0:19:39
-I'm getting there. Thanks. -Good, good. Little steps and that.	0:19:39	0:19:42
Maybe you can come back tomorrow, yeah?	0:19:42	0:19:44
-Can I do anything? Get anything? -No. No, no, we're fine.	0:19:44	0:19:47
Food. How about food? I could bring you over a casserole.	0:19:47	0:19:50
I've got food in.	0:19:50	0:19:51
She's got you well-trained, ain't she?	0:19:51	0:19:53
I'm having one of my karaokes tomorrow night if you fancy it?	0:19:53	0:19:56
The Vic will be a World Cup-free zone for once.	0:19:56	0:19:58
-Get you out the house, cheer you up a bit. -Linda... -Linda, please.	0:19:58	0:20:02
Look, Sharon...	0:20:03	0:20:06
I'm really sorry.	0:20:06	0:20:08
-About what I said. About Johnny being the hero and that. -It's OK.	0:20:08	0:20:12
He's devastated.	0:20:13	0:20:15
I thought he was OK but...	0:20:15	0:20:18
I don't have to tell you, do I? The shock and that.	0:20:18	0:20:20
Well, um... if there is anything you just say, all right?	0:20:21	0:20:25
Will do. Thank you.	0:20:25	0:20:26
Right, let's get you upstairs to bed.	0:20:31	0:20:33
Never seen it look this tidy. You didn't have to.	0:20:33	0:20:36
No mess. No worries.	0:20:37	0:20:40
No dramas.	0:20:41	0:20:42
-All right. All right, all right, I'll do it! -Yeah?	0:20:46	0:20:50
Someone round here's got to be man enough to.	0:20:50	0:20:52
Hear that? Deano's going to swim for you.	0:20:52	0:20:54
I like your hair.	0:20:54	0:20:57
Mick, I still need more.	0:20:57	0:20:59
Don't worry. We'll find you some proper swimmers.	0:20:59	0:21:01
Ones who can do more than doggy paddle.	0:21:01	0:21:03
Listen, I'd lap you any day of the week.	0:21:03	0:21:05
You wouldn't get near me!	0:21:05	0:21:07
I'd be back in the changing room before you'd done a length!	0:21:07	0:21:09
Boys, it's not really a competition though.	0:21:09	0:21:11
It's all right to be afraid though, Mick.	0:21:11	0:21:14
Can't say I blame you. Not with me in the pool.	0:21:14	0:21:16
It's always the ones who do all the talk, ain't it, eh? You know what I mean?	0:21:16	0:21:19
Can you swim for me?	0:21:19	0:21:21
Nah, you don't want to ask him, Janet. We want to win this thing.	0:21:22	0:21:25
-Bill, put my name down. -Yeah? -Yeah.	0:21:31	0:21:33
I'll see you at the finish line.	0:21:33	0:21:35
That was a lovely thing to do.	0:21:38	0:21:40
But what's going to happen when they find out you can't swim either?	0:21:40	0:21:44
Oi.	0:21:48	0:21:49
Was you ever going to tell us about failing your uni exams?	0:21:51	0:21:54
I thought I'd paint Amy's room. Brighten it up a bit.	0:22:05	0:22:09
He doesn't love her.	0:22:10	0:22:11
You've got to accept that he's made his choice.	0:22:13	0:22:15
Why?	0:22:15	0:22:17
Because...	0:22:20	0:22:22
..we all need this to work.	0:22:24	0:22:25
No. I mean, why is he asking her to marry him now?	0:22:27	0:22:30
What do you think, why do you think	0:22:32	0:22:34
he's asking her to marry him right now?	0:22:34	0:22:36
Because sometimes when bad things happen that's what you do...	0:22:36	0:22:39
-He's making a mistake. -How do you know that?	0:22:39	0:22:42
-Because I know him. -But I know him too. -Do you?	0:22:42	0:22:44
Do you really know him?	0:22:46	0:22:47
Know everything about him? Everything he's done?	0:22:47	0:22:50
Look, I always thought it would be you.	0:22:50	0:22:52
Phil and Shirley.	0:22:54	0:22:55
But he has made his choice now. So you've got to move on.	0:22:57	0:23:01
He gets a happily ever after?	0:23:04	0:23:07
Why not me?	0:23:07	0:23:09
Why not you?	0:23:09	0:23:10
He said you'd taken it hard.	0:23:13	0:23:14
Did he now?	0:23:16	0:23:18
He said you were a mess.	0:23:19	0:23:20
I told him things that I didn't tell anyone.	0:23:22	0:23:25
If you don't let this go...	0:23:27	0:23:29
..you're going to end up really lonely.	0:23:30	0:23:33
Shirley.	0:23:40	0:23:42
Shirley!	0:23:42	0:23:43
I thought you was calling for me.	0:23:45	0:23:47
-I didn't realise the time. -You've forgotten, haven't you?	0:23:47	0:23:50
Well, I'm baking a cake.	0:23:50	0:23:52
And that's more important than...	0:23:52	0:23:54
No. And Shirl come in and...	0:23:54	0:23:56
It's just five minutes.	0:23:56	0:23:58
Is it ready?	0:23:58	0:24:00
Is it for her?	0:24:02	0:24:03
Well, Sonia had an accident.	0:24:03	0:24:05
Sorry.	0:24:16	0:24:17
-Just leave him! -Stay out of it.	0:24:25	0:24:27
-You're going to spoil everything! -I'm not going to spoil anything!	0:24:27	0:24:30
Look, I just want, for once, everything...	0:24:30	0:24:33
This isn't about you, Ronnie!	0:24:33	0:24:35
Please.	0:24:37	0:24:39
Please, Shirley.	0:24:39	0:24:40
And Roxy's OK, looking after The Albert?	0:24:44	0:24:46
Yeah. She's got it sorted.	0:24:46	0:24:48
I should be better next week, so I can go back in...	0:24:48	0:24:51
Listen, Roxy can manage. All right.	0:24:51	0:24:53
Now, if you need anything, yeah - anything at all...	0:24:53	0:24:56
No, I'm fine. Just a bit tired.	0:24:56	0:24:58
Listen, I'm here for you, Sharon. OK?	0:24:59	0:25:02
BANGING AT DOOR	0:25:02	0:25:04
RONNIE: Shirley!	0:25:04	0:25:05
Always someone else. Someone you put first.	0:25:07	0:25:11
Who have I got?	0:25:13	0:25:14
Who's my family here?	0:25:15	0:25:17
I love you, Tina. I'm the only one that really loves you.	0:25:19	0:25:23
And all I get back is little bits of time, other people's leftovers.	0:25:23	0:25:27
-That's not true. -Isn't it?	0:25:27	0:25:29
You wanted me to come with you to the clinic, I'm here.	0:25:29	0:25:32
Because you want to be?	0:25:32	0:25:33
I can't make you want this.	0:25:34	0:25:36
No matter how hard I try.	0:25:36	0:25:38
If it's not something you want, then it's not something	0:25:39	0:25:42
that we should do.	0:25:42	0:25:43
Not together.	0:25:44	0:25:45
Come with me now if you're committed.	0:25:49	0:25:52
100%.	0:25:52	0:25:54
Anything less than that	0:25:55	0:25:58
and I don't want you there at all.	0:25:58	0:25:59
-Taken it hard, have I? -(Sharon is upstairs.)	0:26:06	0:26:08
-I tried to stop her. -I'm a mess, am I?	0:26:08	0:26:10
She's jumping at shadows as it is.	0:26:10	0:26:12
-Yes, you are. You're a drunken, angry mess. -Ronnie...	0:26:12	0:26:14
He wants to marry her so let him marry her.	0:26:14	0:26:16
-Just leave it, will ya? Leave it. -She can't stand to see you happy!	0:26:16	0:26:20
-Come on, out. -You don't tell me what to do.	0:26:20	0:26:22
Listen, go home, get some sleep!	0:26:22	0:26:24
You want to know what this mess is about?	0:26:24	0:26:26
-You want to know what's really twisted? -Out.	0:26:26	0:26:28
You want to know what this engagement is really about?	0:26:28	0:26:30
Look, he loves her.	0:26:30	0:26:32
He's the one that paid the blokes!	0:26:32	0:26:34
What blokes?	0:26:36	0:26:38
You never stop, do you?	0:26:38	0:26:39
The two blokes that smashed Sharon's face in. He paid them.	0:26:39	0:26:44
-You're lying. -Am I?	0:26:44	0:26:46
-You said it yourself, she's jealous. -He told me.	0:26:48	0:26:52
Just drop it, Shirley. Yeah? Drop it.	0:26:52	0:26:54
He told me it was all his fault.	0:26:54	0:26:58
That he ordered it.	0:26:58	0:27:00
And why would he tell you?	0:27:00	0:27:01
Because of this.	0:27:03	0:27:04
Because he hurt her.	0:27:05	0:27:07
That's why he's marrying her.	0:27:08	0:27:10
Why are you doing this, eh?	0:27:10	0:27:11
Because that's what drunken messes do!	0:27:11	0:27:14
Is that it?	0:27:15	0:27:17
Is that what happened?	0:27:19	0:27:20
-Get out. -Make me.	0:27:27	0:27:29
Get.	0:27:30	0:27:32
Out.	0:27:32	0:27:33
We're doing this together.	0:27:57	0:27:59
It got out of hand, all right?	0:28:07	0:28:08
So you got some guys to beat up your girlfriend.	0:28:08	0:28:11
-No, I'm sorry, your fiancee. -They weren't meant to beat her up.	0:28:11	0:28:14
What were they meant to do? Smudge her lipstick?	0:28:14	0:28:16
-She wasn't listening, OK? -About what?	0:28:16	0:28:18
About the bar. I said we needed security,	0:28:18	0:28:20
-she said we didn't... -And you thought you'd show her that she did?	0:28:20	0:28:24
You couldn't stand the fact that she didn't need you, could you?	0:28:24	0:28:27
You couldn't stand the fact that she was managing on her own!	0:28:27	0:28:30
They weren't meant to touch her.	0:28:30	0:28:32
What were they supposed to do, scare her half to death?	0:28:32	0:28:35
You said yourself, she's jumping at shadows.	0:28:35	0:28:37
-If I could turn the clocks back, I would... -Would you really, Phil? -Yes!	0:28:37	0:28:40
Cos she's a scared little woman now, isn't she,	0:28:40	0:28:43
and she needs her big, strong man.	0:28:43	0:28:45
She's got a bit of bruising and scarring,	0:28:45	0:28:47
but hey, I guess they'll go down in time for the wedding photos!	0:28:47	0:28:49
Keep your voice down. Please, keep your voice down.	0:28:49	0:28:52
You don't know what love is.	0:28:52	0:28:54
Oh, and you do, do you?	0:28:54	0:28:56
No.	0:28:56	0:28:57
No, I don't.	0:28:59	0:29:00
I thought things could be different.	0:29:10	0:29:12
I'm pregnant, Phil.	0:29:16	0:29:17
I'm pregnant.	0:29:23	0:29:24
How?	0:29:28	0:29:29
How do you think?	0:29:29	0:29:31
-I mean, who? -It's not important.	0:29:31	0:29:33
-You didn't come back up. -Sorry.	0:29:37	0:29:39
All that banging and voices...	0:29:39	0:29:41
-Yeah, we didn't mean to wake you... -Tell her, Phil.	0:29:41	0:29:44
-Not now. -Tell me what?	0:29:44	0:29:46
Shirley's not going to keep quiet.	0:29:46	0:29:48
You going to give me a go?	0:30:04	0:30:06
Ha! That's like asking a woman to change her husband.	0:30:06	0:30:09
The things these fingers can do.	0:30:09	0:30:11
50p a length.	0:30:12	0:30:14
Well, you don't have to.	0:30:14	0:30:15
It won't make a dent in my pension, will it? You can't swim.	0:30:15	0:30:18
Yeah, all right, I can learn.	0:30:18	0:30:20
Six weeks? Just tell Billy you didn't realise what the date was.	0:30:20	0:30:24
It's for a charity, ain't it?	0:30:24	0:30:26
Facing your fears... it's very admirable, Mick.	0:30:26	0:30:29
Just, just... just get me some sponsors.	0:30:29	0:30:33
All right?	0:30:33	0:30:34
So that's what today's been about, you playing baby so that...	0:30:41	0:30:44
It ain't your business.	0:30:44	0:30:45
Johnny, you can't just pretend...	0:30:49	0:30:50
It's my letter, Nance. In my bag.	0:30:50	0:30:52
Right, listen, you going to be in later?	0:30:57	0:30:59
Cos me and Aleks are doing a dinner. Ron!	0:30:59	0:31:02
Ronnie!	0:31:02	0:31:04
What are you doing? Oi!	0:31:19	0:31:21
Oh-h!	0:31:21	0:31:22
I never even got near a uni.	0:31:28	0:31:30
No. You couldn't read the application forms.	0:31:30	0:31:33
-All right, you got the brains. I clearly got the looks. -Oh, yeah.	0:31:33	0:31:37
I could re-sit the modules.	0:31:39	0:31:41
Are... Are any of them on comic books?	0:31:41	0:31:44
Do you think I would have failed them if they were?	0:31:44	0:31:48
Yeah...	0:31:48	0:31:49
I've really let them down, ain't I?	0:31:49	0:31:52
Don't be a muppet.	0:31:52	0:31:53
Just one more disappointment.	0:31:53	0:31:55
So what actually happened?	0:31:56	0:31:58
It's not important.	0:32:00	0:32:02
-Was it... was it all the stuff to do with Mum? -Nah.	0:32:03	0:32:06
Nah, it was just me.	0:32:08	0:32:09
-What does Shirley know? -You know what the doctor said...	0:32:09	0:32:12
-Well, what's she on about? I don't get it. -Shirley...	0:32:12	0:32:15
Shirley knows.	0:32:17	0:32:18
About the engagement.	0:32:20	0:32:22
-She's not happy. -Well, it's not her business, is it?	0:32:22	0:32:24
Ronnie reckons that maybe we ought to tell everyone,	0:32:24	0:32:27
before Shirley does. Make an announcement.	0:32:27	0:32:30
What, like a party?	0:32:30	0:32:31
I'm not sure I want that.	0:32:32	0:32:34
That's what I said to Ronnie, that's what we was arguing about.	0:32:34	0:32:36
You know, I... I said it's our engagement, we'll do it our way.	0:32:36	0:32:41
Yeah.	0:32:41	0:32:43
Ahh. Everything sweet?	0:32:48	0:32:51
Yeah. Yeah.	0:32:51	0:32:52
Dad, J...	0:32:53	0:32:54
No, no. Everything's fine.	0:32:54	0:32:56
Is it that thing me and you were talking about?	0:32:56	0:32:58
-Nah. -You sure? -Yeah.	0:32:58	0:33:00
-Where you going? -Just going to go and see a supplier.	0:33:01	0:33:04
You've got to tell them.	0:33:07	0:33:08
-What, that I'm a failure? -They're not going to think that.	0:33:08	0:33:11
"One of my kids! At university!"	0:33:11	0:33:13
Her only triumph was a page three stunner so...	0:33:13	0:33:17
They're definitely going to find out eventually.	0:33:19	0:33:21
Not if I re-sit.	0:33:23	0:33:24
And what if you fail the re-sits?	0:33:24	0:33:26
Then you have to retake the whole year.	0:33:26	0:33:28
I doubt they'd notice.	0:33:28	0:33:29
Mum's been so busy thinking my head's messed up from	0:33:29	0:33:32
The Albert, I think she's forgot my results are going to come through.	0:33:32	0:33:36
I know you think you're clever, mate,	0:33:37	0:33:39
but they're obviously going to notice at some point.	0:33:39	0:33:42
You know, you can be just as bad as Mum. Stop interfering.	0:33:44	0:33:47
KNOCK AT DOOR	0:33:56	0:33:58
Ronnie here?	0:33:59	0:34:01
-Well, good luck to you. -Is she through here?	0:34:01	0:34:03
She's upstairs. Has something happened, Phil?	0:34:03	0:34:06
Phil!	0:34:06	0:34:08
Phil what's going on?	0:34:08	0:34:10
She comes home, she goes upstairs, now you come round...	0:34:10	0:34:12
What, is no-one talking today?	0:34:12	0:34:14
It's me.	0:34:15	0:34:16
She won't answer it, Phil. I've tried.	0:34:16	0:34:18
Don't ever do that again.	0:34:28	0:34:30
She thinks we was arguing about the engagement party.	0:34:30	0:34:33
So if she asks...	0:34:33	0:34:34
Ronnie, I need to know you ain't going to say nothing.	0:34:34	0:34:36
Not to Sharon, not to Roxy, not to anyone...	0:34:36	0:34:40
SHE SOBS	0:34:40	0:34:42
Argh! Honestly, I've had it with her!	0:34:48	0:34:51
If she wants dinner, she can cook it herself.	0:34:51	0:34:54
Has she always been, er, you know...	0:34:54	0:34:56
What, a few sandwiches short of a picnic? Yes.	0:34:56	0:34:59
I thought we were over all of this.	0:35:00	0:35:02
Look, stop, all right, forget it. You're taking me out for lunch.	0:35:02	0:35:06
Let's go. Come on!	0:35:06	0:35:07
-Who's the dad? -SHE SIGHS	0:35:11	0:35:13
What does it matter? He's not in my life right now.	0:35:13	0:35:15
-Don't you think you should tell him? -I'm not keeping it.	0:35:15	0:35:18
You know, I woke up this morning and I...	0:35:27	0:35:29
I felt happy. Like, really happy.	0:35:31	0:35:33
I've been trying for days to convince myself that everything would be OK.	0:35:35	0:35:38
And then for a day...	0:35:38	0:35:40
No, not even a day, just for a couple of hours I...	0:35:40	0:35:45
I actually believed it was going to work.	0:35:45	0:35:48
Me, here, with a baby. Ha!	0:35:50	0:35:52
I bought some paint, I was going to decorate the spare room.	0:35:52	0:35:55
I mean, how stupid is that?	0:35:55	0:35:57
You had good news. I had good news.	0:35:59	0:36:01
I mean, the birds weren't actually singing, but...	0:36:01	0:36:04
Shirley was right.	0:36:06	0:36:08
People like us, we don't actually get a happy ending.	0:36:08	0:36:11
Shirley is a mess.	0:36:11	0:36:12
What was I thinking?	0:36:12	0:36:14
Well, maybe you're right.	0:36:17	0:36:19
Maybe this is your chance.	0:36:19	0:36:20
You paid a group of men to beat up your fiancee.	0:36:21	0:36:26
-That's got nothing to do with this. -It's got everything to do with it!	0:36:26	0:36:31
This place. This family. It's toxic.	0:36:31	0:36:34
I had one little bit of hope and you just stamped all over it.	0:36:34	0:36:39
-I'm not the one who killed a geezer and had him crushed in the boot of a car, am I? -Thanks, Phil.	0:36:39	0:36:43
Yeah, well, you don't get to play the saint, Ronnie.	0:36:43	0:36:47
-Maybe it's me. -I never said that.	0:36:47	0:36:49
Every time I get pregnant,	0:36:51	0:36:54
every time I have a child.	0:36:54	0:36:55
-Look what happened to Danielle. -That wasn't your fault, was it?	0:36:57	0:37:00
Would you stop for a and listen to yourself?	0:37:00	0:37:03
You cut me off when I moved in with Jack!	0:37:05	0:37:08
When there was even the smallest possibility of me having a baby.	0:37:08	0:37:12
You'd only just got out, hadn't you?	0:37:12	0:37:14
And what have I done since then to redeem myself?	0:37:14	0:37:16
What have I done?	0:37:16	0:37:17
You really think I deserve to be a mum?	0:37:18	0:37:20
-You're sure the test is right? -SHE SCOFFS	0:37:25	0:37:27
You think I'm crazy, don't you?	0:37:29	0:37:31
This is what my life is like.	0:37:34	0:37:36
You've got to be sure.	0:37:36	0:37:38
You've got to have backup.	0:37:39	0:37:40
What do you mean?	0:37:42	0:37:43
You've got to be sure that you're safe.	0:37:50	0:37:52
You heard them, you were there.	0:37:56	0:37:58
You can't make this better.	0:37:59	0:38:01
Please.	0:38:02	0:38:03
Come here.	0:38:06	0:38:08
-Where did you get it? -You don't want to know.	0:38:15	0:38:18
You've got a gun.	0:38:18	0:38:19
I got it for protection.	0:38:19	0:38:22
After Carl's mum. I've got Roxy.	0:38:22	0:38:25
I've got Amy. I'm not going to risk any...	0:38:25	0:38:27
I've never used it.	0:38:28	0:38:30
It's in your house, next to your bed.	0:38:30	0:38:32
Tell me you've never had a gun.	0:38:32	0:38:33
Look at me, Phil.	0:38:37	0:38:38
I'm wearing my dad's ring.	0:38:41	0:38:43
I'm sleeping with a gun next to my bed.	0:38:45	0:38:47
This place scares me.	0:38:48	0:38:49
I scare me.	0:38:52	0:38:53
Sometimes I don't... I don't think I know who you are any more.	0:38:54	0:38:58
I'm a Mitchell, Phil.	0:39:02	0:39:03
I'm a Mitchell.	0:39:06	0:39:07
A thousand quid.	0:39:15	0:39:17
Yeah, but we knew that.	0:39:18	0:39:20
And they said it might not be that much.	0:39:20	0:39:22
She said it might be more!	0:39:22	0:39:24
And it probably won't even work the first time.	0:39:24	0:39:26
Yeah, but it might.	0:39:26	0:39:27
A thousand quid every time we want to have a shot at it?	0:39:27	0:39:30
And a 15% chance of it actually working?	0:39:30	0:39:32
I just wanted to know what it felt like.	0:39:34	0:39:36
To carry a child, you know. Have a kid.	0:39:37	0:39:40
Yeah, and you will. All right, we will.	0:39:40	0:39:42
Other people, they just go out, get drunk, wake up pregnant.	0:39:42	0:39:46
Like, what's-her-name... yours and Sonia's little project. Cindy.	0:39:47	0:39:51
Kids having kids.	0:39:51	0:39:52
Oh, let's face it.	0:39:54	0:39:57
We ain't going to have a baby.	0:39:57	0:39:58
When I was in prison, I promised myself, never again.	0:40:03	0:40:06
I finished with Jack cos he was putting pressure on me	0:40:07	0:40:11
to have a baby and I just couldn't even think about it.	0:40:11	0:40:14
I thought I'll make sure I can't get pregnant.	0:40:16	0:40:19
I'll go to a doctor and I'll get sterilised.	0:40:19	0:40:22
But I didn't.	0:40:24	0:40:25
Because somewhere, somewhere deep inside...	0:40:26	0:40:30
And then this.	0:40:33	0:40:35
A piece of plastic.	0:40:37	0:40:38
One little word.	0:40:40	0:40:41
And everything that was the right way up...	0:40:42	0:40:45
..is now upside down.	0:40:46	0:40:47
And is this what you want?	0:40:49	0:40:50
I don't know what I want.	0:40:53	0:40:54
Listen, I...	0:40:57	0:41:00
I better get going.	0:41:00	0:41:01
Sharon's not in a good way at the moment.	0:41:03	0:41:05
You know, Ben's gone.	0:41:12	0:41:14
I don't know if I'll ever see him again.	0:41:14	0:41:18
Louise is...	0:41:18	0:41:19
When life gives you chances, Ronnie, you've got to take them.	0:41:22	0:41:25
However hard, however painful.	0:41:26	0:41:29
You've got to take them.	0:41:32	0:41:33
Nobody blames you.	0:42:56	0:42:57
I keep telling you, you know, fists and fighting,	0:42:58	0:43:01
that's always been the other two.	0:43:01	0:43:03
-But you, you're the brains of the outfit. -Mum...	0:43:03	0:43:05
My boy.	0:43:05	0:43:07
At university.	0:43:07	0:43:08
-Sometimes I look at you... -Please.	0:43:10	0:43:11
..and I feel so proud, I could burst.	0:43:11	0:43:14
Any day now.	0:43:15	0:43:17
Exam results due!	0:43:17	0:43:18
Yeah, any day now.	0:43:19	0:43:21
I'm going away.	0:43:43	0:43:44
I'm going away from here, from London.	0:43:47	0:43:50
Because as long as I'm here, everything that's happened,	0:43:50	0:43:54
everything I've done, it's always going to be here.	0:43:54	0:43:56
You don't have to do that.	0:43:56	0:43:58
Yes, I do, Phil. This is my chance. You said it yourself.	0:43:58	0:44:02
This is my chance to get everything right.	0:44:02	0:44:04
So I'm going to sort myself out. I'm going to put everything behind me.	0:44:06	0:44:10
Because there's not just me to think about now, is there?	0:44:10	0:44:14
You're keeping it?	0:44:15	0:44:16
Everything happens for a reason.	0:44:17	0:44:20
And maybe this is mine.	0:44:20	0:44:22
I'm having this baby.	0:44:22	0:44:24
And this time I'm going to protect it with my life.	0:44:24	0:44:27
And you're not going to tell a single soul about it.	0:44:28	0:44:31
Not even Roxy?	0:44:31	0:44:32
Keep my secret and I'll keep yours.	0:44:32	0:44:34
Thank you.	0:44:37	0:44:38
-Here y'are. -No!	0:44:40	0:44:41
Look, I've got money.	0:44:41	0:44:43
I want you to take it, OK?	0:44:44	0:44:45
There's one more thing.	0:44:47	0:44:48
Just dump this for me, please.	0:44:50	0:44:54
If Sharon sees that...	0:44:54	0:44:55
Well, just put it in the canal, just get rid of it for me, please, Phil.	0:44:55	0:44:59
Hey.	0:45:02	0:45:03
I didn't go to After School club. I came back with Tiff and Morgan.	0:45:03	0:45:07
-Aw. Couldn't wait to see your mummy, eh? -Is she upstairs?	0:45:07	0:45:11
Let's see if she's awake, shall we?	0:45:11	0:45:13
Take that with you, yeah?	0:45:18	0:45:20
OK, I will.	0:45:20	0:45:22
Good luck.	0:45:23	0:45:25
I'm not the only one needs to change, Phil.	0:45:25	0:45:28
So, all ready for the big opening?	0:46:16	0:46:18
Painting's all done. Woodwork's nearly finished.	0:46:18	0:46:21
"Stan's". Who'd have thought it?	0:46:21	0:46:23
Yeah, about that. It's Blades.	0:46:23	0:46:25
Turns out there's a kebab shop round the corner named Stan's.	0:46:25	0:46:29
So...you going to sponsor me for lapping your boy?	0:46:29	0:46:32
Yeah, dream on, babe.	0:46:32	0:46:33
-Dad, look. Look how many sponsors we got you. -Wow.	0:46:36	0:46:40
-Good, innit? -That's brilliant, thank you.	0:46:40	0:46:43
Now you've just got to learn how to swim.	0:46:43	0:46:45
Face your fears and all that.	0:46:45	0:46:47
There you go, sausage. I've given you two little straws.	0:46:47	0:46:50
Come on, I'm not a baby!	0:46:50	0:46:51
Guys...can we talk?	0:46:52	0:46:55
-ON LAPTOP: -Whatever you do...don't touch the hands!	0:47:06	0:47:10
Is it worth a million pounds?	0:47:10	0:47:12
Two million.	0:47:12	0:47:13
You all right for five minutes?	0:47:15	0:47:17
-What now? -Yeah, I've just got to do something.	0:47:17	0:47:20
Well, can't it wait?	0:47:20	0:47:21
And then I'll sort out some dinner, yeah?	0:47:21	0:47:24
Can we have chips?	0:47:24	0:47:25
Just this once.	0:47:27	0:47:28
I'll pick some up.	0:47:29	0:47:31
And...take care of your mum, yeah?	0:47:31	0:47:33
-Well, come on then. -Let the boy speak.	0:47:44	0:47:46
Erm...	0:47:46	0:47:48
It's...my exams.	0:47:49	0:47:51
-You've heard? -I failed.	0:47:51	0:47:53
Not all of them. Just some of them.	0:47:53	0:47:55
I can re-sit over the summer, which means	0:47:55	0:47:57
I won't even lose out on a year.	0:47:57	0:47:59
But...you were doing so well.	0:48:01	0:48:03
What happened?	0:48:04	0:48:06
I don't know. I just got behind.	0:48:06	0:48:07
With everything going on, the moving...	0:48:07	0:48:09
This is our fault, isn't it?	0:48:09	0:48:11
No, no, it's mine. I'm just saying... I failed.	0:48:11	0:48:14
I'm sorry that I let you down.	0:48:14	0:48:16
You ain't let us down.	0:48:16	0:48:18
These tutors, they don't know what they're on about.	0:48:18	0:48:20
My tutor's great. It's...	0:48:20	0:48:22
Look, I'll sort it. I'll pass, I promise.	0:48:23	0:48:26
I know you will. We trust you.	0:48:26	0:48:28
Well, thank you for telling us.	0:48:31	0:48:34
Come here.	0:48:34	0:48:36
Ron.	0:48:46	0:48:47
Ronnie!	0:48:50	0:48:51
What?	0:48:51	0:48:53
So I saw Shirley again. With Tina.	0:48:55	0:48:58
You know how she and her girlfriend, they want to try for a baby,	0:49:00	0:49:03
so how unfair is this - apparently the...	0:49:03	0:49:06
-What are you doing? -I'm going away.	0:49:06	0:49:09
-Where? Why? -It's not important.	0:49:09	0:49:12
Sorry, you're up and leaving and it's not important?	0:49:12	0:49:14
-Please, Roxy. I have to... -Hold on a minute. What's so urgent?	0:49:14	0:49:17
Ron!	0:49:17	0:49:18
What was all that stuff with Phil?	0:49:18	0:49:20
-Is this about the fight we had? -No.	0:49:20	0:49:23
Because you know I'm over that, Ron, I'm always...	0:49:23	0:49:25
Listen to me. It's not you.	0:49:25	0:49:28
It's got nothing to do with you.	0:49:28	0:49:31
KNOCK ON DOOR	0:49:31	0:49:32
-Leave it. -No.	0:49:32	0:49:34
I thought we were going for a drink?	0:49:38	0:49:40
Um, I'm sorry. I just forgot.	0:49:40	0:49:43
If you're seeing someone else, just say. I'm not bothered.	0:49:43	0:49:47
Look, sorry, we're just in the middle of something here.	0:49:47	0:49:49
That's it.	0:49:49	0:49:51
OK, I'm really sorry.	0:49:52	0:49:53
All right, sound. See you around.	0:49:56	0:49:58
I got your message.	0:50:20	0:50:21
So is that it? Are you seeing someone else?	0:50:26	0:50:29
No.	0:50:29	0:50:30
So what? Tell me.	0:50:30	0:50:31
You were right. I'm a mess.	0:50:34	0:50:36
So I'm going to go away and I'm going to sort out a few things.	0:50:36	0:50:40
Big things. Important things.	0:50:40	0:50:42
All right. And when you've sorted those things out?	0:50:44	0:50:46
-When I've sorted those things out, I'll come home. -Will you?	0:50:46	0:50:50
Yes, I promise.	0:50:50	0:50:51
Ronnie!	0:50:53	0:50:54
Hi, sweetie. Are you going to look after your mummy for me?	0:50:54	0:50:58
Only if you get me sweeties.	0:50:58	0:51:00
-Amy! -Sweeties? I'm going to go away for a bit, OK?	0:51:00	0:51:03
-Can you get me a present? -Yes, I will get you a present.	0:51:03	0:51:06
I'm going to get you the biggest,	0:51:06	0:51:08
bestest present in the whole wide world.	0:51:08	0:51:10
Bye, Aleks.	0:51:11	0:51:13
Look after her for me, won't you?	0:51:13	0:51:16
-(Be careful of him, Roxy.) -Ronnie!	0:51:24	0:51:26
I'm serious. Be careful of him.	0:51:30	0:51:33
I don't trust him.	0:51:33	0:51:34
You can have my room if you want to change.	0:51:46	0:51:48
I know you've had your eye on it.	0:51:49	0:51:51
I love you.	0:51:55	0:51:57
Come here.	0:51:58	0:51:59
I love you too.	0:52:04	0:52:06
And don't you ever forget it.	0:52:06	0:52:08
-You can't leave me alone, can you? -Listen, you've got to stop this.	0:52:51	0:52:54
She's been back five minutes and you're creeping out the house.	0:52:54	0:52:58
-Forgot, you like it rough, don't you? -You've got to stay away.	0:52:59	0:53:02
I'm not the one sending secret messages.	0:53:02	0:53:04
I love Sharon. And I'm marrying her. End of.	0:53:04	0:53:08
-But it's not, is it? -What you said last week...	0:53:08	0:53:10
You thought it too. I told you how I felt, Phil,	0:53:10	0:53:12
-and I saw it in your eyes. -You're wrong.	0:53:12	0:53:15
Nice wedding. Nice reception, little honeymoon.	0:53:15	0:53:19
And you'll be spending the rest of your life looking over your shoulder.	0:53:19	0:53:22
Cos when I want to, I'll tell her what you did.	0:53:22	0:53:24
Yeah, except I'm not the only one with a little secret, am I, eh?	0:53:24	0:53:28
One word, one word in Mick's ear...	0:53:28	0:53:30
-You wouldn't dare. -Wouldn't I? Well, you just try me.	0:53:30	0:53:33
And I want my money back as well, my ten grand.	0:53:33	0:53:35
I haven't got it, have I? It's all invested in Dean's salon.	0:53:35	0:53:38
-And don't punish him. Punish me. -Not my problem.	0:53:38	0:53:41
Now I want my money back.	0:53:41	0:53:43
And I want you to stay away from Sharon.	0:53:43	0:53:46
And I want you to keep your mouth shut.	0:53:47	0:53:50
I don't really want a drink.	0:54:05	0:54:06
Well, I'm cheering you up.	0:54:06	0:54:07
Just when you thought it was safe.	0:54:10	0:54:12
I brought you a bit. Morgan loved the cake.	0:54:14	0:54:17
Oh, I'm really pleased it went well.	0:54:17	0:54:19
But keep the cake, yeah?	0:54:19	0:54:21
Why? I just wanted to say thank you for making it.	0:54:21	0:54:24
Yeah, um...	0:54:24	0:54:25
It's... Tosh and me...	0:54:26	0:54:28
This is important, all right?	0:54:30	0:54:32
Just keep the cake, please.	0:54:32	0:54:34
You and me are going to have this baby.	0:54:47	0:54:50
Whatever it takes. All right?	0:54:50	0:54:52
-Yeah, you were right. -As usual.	0:55:00	0:55:04
I thought you'd explode.	0:55:06	0:55:07
Why, cos that's what I do?	0:55:07	0:55:10
The boy's disappointed himself enough already.	0:55:10	0:55:12
-He doesn't need us in his ear hole. -I know.	0:55:12	0:55:14
So we agree. We step back.	0:55:14	0:55:17
-Let the boy prove he can sort it, yes? -Mm-hm.	0:55:17	0:55:20
Taxi!	0:55:38	0:55:39
Oh...	0:55:41	0:55:43
Wait!	0:55:43	0:55:44
DRIVER BEEPS HORN	0:55:48	0:55:49
Thanks for stopping.	0:55:57	0:56:00
Can I go to King's Cross, please?	0:56:00	0:56:01
Alfie?!	0:56:05	0:56:06
Ronnie, please don't say nothing, it's not my cab.	0:56:06	0:56:09
I'm just doing a few shifts, trying to make a few quid before the babies arrive.	0:56:09	0:56:13
Don't say nothing, please.	0:56:13	0:56:15
I said King's Cross.	0:56:16	0:56:18
(Everything's going to be OK.)	0:56:40	0:56:42
Hello?	0:56:48	0:56:49
HE SIGHS ANGRILY	0:57:33	0:57:34
Why don't you take a break?	0:57:35	0:57:37
I've got to revise, ain't I, Mum?	0:57:37	0:57:38
I just hate seeing you stressed like this, sausage.	0:57:38	0:57:41
PHONE RINGS	0:57:42	0:57:43
Hello?	0:57:46	0:57:48
Oh, hello.	0:57:48	0:57:49
Er, yes.	0:57:50	0:57:51
No.	0:57:53	0:57:54
Oh, that would be perfect.	0:57:56	0:57:58
Oh, thank you.	0:57:59	0:58:01
Yes.	0:58:01	0:58:02
Bye for now. Yeah, bye.	0:58:02	0:58:04
What you doing your posh phone voice for?	0:58:06	0:58:08
I'm not. It was just, er, one of the suppliers, that's all.	0:58:08	0:58:11
This thing tonight, you know,	0:58:12	0:58:14
-Dean's drinks for his opening... -Oh, not now, Mick!	0:58:14	0:58:17
No, listen, it's just a few jars, you know,	0:58:17	0:58:20
for Shirley to say well done.	0:58:20	0:58:22
Yeah, I know! I didn't say anything, did I?	0:58:22	0:58:24
The karaoke all set up, is it?	0:58:24	0:58:26
Can't wait to have a go.	0:58:26	0:58:27
What? I never get to go up on that thing.	0:58:28	0:58:31
You know, I always miss out. My public miss out!	0:58:31	0:58:35
Yeah, I'll make a start on it, then.	0:58:35	0:58:37
-What? -Nothing, sausage.	0:58:41	0:58:43
What... That's no good to me, then!	0:58:46	0:58:49
All right, well, forget it. I'll sort it.	0:58:49	0:58:51
-You comfortable? -I dunno what you're so nervous about.	0:58:54	0:58:57
I'm not nervous. The drinks delivery's gone AWOL.	0:58:57	0:58:59
-Is your mother coming? -Dunno. Ain't spoke to her.	0:58:59	0:59:01
Oi, listen, listen.	0:59:09	0:59:12
Get your excuses at the ready.	0:59:13	0:59:15
It's very, very important your mother	0:59:15	0:59:18
doesn't get anywhere near this.	0:59:18	0:59:20
She'll clear out the pub.	0:59:20	0:59:22
No, only dogs can hear her anyway. It'll be fine.	0:59:22	0:59:24
Mick, can I have a word please?	0:59:24	0:59:27
Just gimme a minute, baby.	0:59:27	0:59:29
-What's the matter? -You couldn't lend me some money, could you? -What for?	0:59:34	0:59:39
The mobile phone company took two direct debits out	0:59:39	0:59:41
-and I was already overdrawn. -All right, all right, all right.	0:59:41	0:59:44
-That's all I got. It's about a bull's-eye. All right. -Thank you.	0:59:44	0:59:48
Mick, could you lend me a couple of crates of beer?	0:59:48	0:59:50
My delivery's not shown up.	0:59:50	0:59:52
What do I look like - some sort of human cash machine?	0:59:52	0:59:54
-Let me just... I'll go have a look, see what I got. -Cheers, mate.	0:59:54	0:59:58
All right if I pop over later on for the opening?	0:59:58	1:00:00
-Fancy a free drink? -No. Best behaviour, I promise.	1:00:00	1:00:04
Kick-off's at 3.30.	1:00:05	1:00:07
HORN TOOTS	1:00:16	1:00:17
-Hey, Tel! -Where've you been? You've been gone ages.	1:00:22	1:00:25
I've gotta have this in the shop in 20 minutes, gotta have a service.	1:00:25	1:00:28
-I just had a fare out to Surrey, didn't I? -Look, Alfie...	1:00:28	1:00:31
Listen, mate, this little run-around has been a right godsend.	1:00:31	1:00:33
It's like a safety net. Put some food on the table.	1:00:33	1:00:36
Look, mate, I ain't slept a wink.	1:00:36	1:00:37
Ooh. Who's the lucky lady?	1:00:37	1:00:40
Listen, Tel, mate, I get it.	1:00:40	1:00:43
But I kept within the speed limits. I did everything proper, you know.	1:00:43	1:00:46
I know, I know, but, Alf, we can't risk this, mate.	1:00:46	1:00:48
-Look, if we get caught... -But that's just it, if we get caught.	1:00:48	1:00:51
-We won't get caught, Tel. -But Alfie, if we get caught... -Terry, please...	1:00:51	1:00:54
I lose me licence and I could get the cab seized.	1:00:54	1:00:56
Flipping 'eck - looks amazing.	1:01:00	1:01:02
-He hasn't done badly for his first venture, has he? -Thanks a bunch.	1:01:02	1:01:05
All right, Mr Hot Shot, how many are you expecting?	1:01:05	1:01:08
We're only open for a few hours, test it out and that.	1:01:08	1:01:10
Right. That's me done.	1:01:10	1:01:12
You're not staying?	1:01:12	1:01:13
I'm not exactly the kind of clientele you're looking for, am I?	1:01:13	1:01:16
Be nice to your mother when she turns up.	1:01:16	1:01:19
And don't forget the drinks later.	1:01:19	1:01:22
-See you later, Dad. -See you.	1:01:22	1:01:24
Shirley's so excited for you. Seriously, she is.	1:01:26	1:01:28
That's nice. Listen, that was the temp agency on the phone.	1:01:28	1:01:31
Supposed to have some girls come down to serve drinks	1:01:31	1:01:33
-but they let me down... -Mate, I'd love to. But I've really gotta work.	1:01:33	1:01:37
-Yeah. No. Sure. No worries. -You're bricking it, ain't you?	1:01:37	1:01:39
-No. Course not. -It's all right.	1:01:39	1:01:41
This place is a big deal, it's OK to be nervous.	1:01:41	1:01:43
I've just...never owned anything before	1:01:43	1:01:45
and I just feel like everything's going wrong.	1:01:45	1:01:47
You know, like it's bad omens or something.	1:01:47	1:01:50
It's going to be brilliant.	1:01:50	1:01:52
All right? And there's no such thing as bad omens.	1:01:52	1:01:54
CRASH!	1:01:54	1:01:55
All right. But I can't stay long. All right? Where's the broom?	1:01:58	1:02:03
Butterfingers!	1:02:03	1:02:04
Mick, guess what?	1:02:16	1:02:17
That woman from Janet's school just sponsored you for 20 quid.	1:02:17	1:02:20
Oh, well done, Bill. That's great.	1:02:20	1:02:23
Hey, Lind. Just got another 20 quid for his swim.	1:02:23	1:02:26
-Oh, it's all adding up. -Yeah, yeah. Certainly is.	1:02:26	1:02:29
-I'll see you later. -See you later.	1:02:29	1:02:30
-Why are you dressed like that? -Like what? I'm off shopping.	1:02:33	1:02:36
You going to the pool?	1:02:37	1:02:39
Yeah, yeah, might do.	1:02:39	1:02:41
Fingers crossed for two lengths today, eh?	1:02:41	1:02:43
Yeah. Do you know what? It's going well.	1:02:43	1:02:46
So proud of you.	1:02:46	1:02:47
Make sure you take a break, sausage.	1:02:47	1:02:50
Nance, keep your eye on bar for a minute, please.	1:02:52	1:02:56
What? No!	1:02:56	1:02:57
Me and Johnny was going to go up Blades in a minute.	1:02:57	1:03:00
-Trace, do you mind? -Sure. -Thank you.	1:03:00	1:03:04
I've got that there, and I've got some change here, you see.	1:03:04	1:03:07
The rent needs to be paid in full and on time.	1:03:07	1:03:09
-I really can't be seen to make exceptions. -It's just...	1:03:09	1:03:13
-Give it to me next week, OK? -Cheers. Thank you.	1:03:15	1:03:19
We'll add 50 quid interest.	1:03:19	1:03:21
Oi.	1:03:23	1:03:24
Do you need a sub?	1:03:24	1:03:25
What? No, no, no. I'm fine, thanks. Don't be silly. I'm good.	1:03:25	1:03:28
I'm good.	1:03:28	1:03:30
I just came by to say...	1:03:30	1:03:32
-I'm sorry. -What're you talking about, sorry?	1:03:32	1:03:34
Come on. It's all sparkling water under the bridge.	1:03:34	1:03:37
Hello, ladies, can I interest you in some lovely summer dresses,	1:03:37	1:03:40
direct from the stores in the West End.	1:03:40	1:03:42
Seriously, they'll look great on you, ladies. Couple of blondes.	1:03:42	1:03:45
Look, the cab's in the shop at the moment,	1:03:45	1:03:48
so I thought I'd give you a hand on the stall?	1:03:48	1:03:50
Give me a hand on the stall? Gotta have the patter for this.	1:03:50	1:03:52
-That right? -Yeah, that's right.	1:03:52	1:03:54
You're stuck in a cab all day with your glass petition,	1:03:54	1:03:56
belting out the greatest hits of Kylie.	1:03:56	1:03:58
This is about bringing the punters in, you gotta make a splash,	1:03:58	1:04:01
that's what you've gotta do...	1:04:01	1:04:03
Make a splash? Interesting.	1:04:03	1:04:04
You know, Rosie's got a really good dressing-up box back at the flat.	1:04:04	1:04:07
What are you talking about?	1:04:07	1:04:09
Sweetheart, can I interest you in a lovely dress?	1:04:09	1:04:11
It'll look great on you. Proper polyester, direct from the West End.	1:04:11	1:04:14
What I'm talking about is making a splash.	1:04:14	1:04:16
-How're you getting on? -That's all the beers done.	1:04:20	1:04:22
-Just the soft drinks to go now. -What time you gotta get back?	1:04:22	1:04:25
-What? -I don't want to go, do I?	1:04:26	1:04:28
I want to stay and watch it open properly and be all proud for you,	1:04:28	1:04:32
but I can't, can I? Cos I've got to go to work and I can't call in sick.	1:04:32	1:04:35
All right, I will! Risk it for a biscuit, you monkey.	1:04:35	1:04:40
All right? Johnny's after a perm and a blue rinse.	1:04:40	1:04:44
-You two are early. -I told you. Can we go now? I've got some work to do.	1:04:44	1:04:47
All right, Grandma(!)	1:04:47	1:04:48
Where's Shirley?	1:04:48	1:04:49
I don't care if she's here or not.	1:04:51	1:04:53
She'll come.	1:04:53	1:04:55
It's all I could get.	1:04:59	1:05:00
Not my problem.	1:05:00	1:05:01
Phil, I can't give you what I haven't got.	1:05:02	1:05:05
Lot of nice kit in Dean's new place, ain't there?	1:05:05	1:05:09
Please. I'm sorry I blabbed to Ronnie, all right? I really am,	1:05:09	1:05:13
but...that salon, it means everything to him.	1:05:13	1:05:16
Then you'll get the money or else.	1:05:16	1:05:18
£1,000, first payment today.	1:05:20	1:05:23
Phil, don't, please. He's my son.	1:05:25	1:05:28
They both are.	1:05:30	1:05:32
Thanks for taking the time out to meet me, Mr Thompson.	1:05:46	1:05:49
Not at all. I didn't realise I was just meeting you, though?	1:05:49	1:05:53
Oh, unfortunately, Mick - that's my husband - he's busy.	1:05:53	1:05:57
-We run our own business, you see. -I was referring to Johnny actually.	1:05:57	1:06:01
Oh, of course.	1:06:01	1:06:03
Er, the thing is, um - Johnny is intelligent	1:06:03	1:06:07
and passionate	1:06:07	1:06:09
and bright.	1:06:09	1:06:11
So bright. But he's not very...	1:06:11	1:06:13
forthcoming sometimes.	1:06:13	1:06:15
I'm not quite sure I follow?	1:06:16	1:06:18
He's never failed an exam in his life.	1:06:18	1:06:20
He's never at failed anything.	1:06:20	1:06:22
Even at primary school he was top of his class -	1:06:22	1:06:25
he knew his times tables before anyone else.	1:06:25	1:06:27
Everybody's always said it - he's going places.	1:06:27	1:06:30
He's certainly a bright young man...	1:06:30	1:06:32
Exactly.	1:06:32	1:06:33
So I can't help thinking there must've been some sort of mistake.	1:06:33	1:06:36
-Mistake? -I don't want to point the finger	1:06:36	1:06:39
but you hear about exams being mis-marked all the time, don't you?	1:06:39	1:06:43
There may have been, in the past,	1:06:43	1:06:47
cases where exams have been marked incorrectly.	1:06:47	1:06:49
-However... -So you admit it, then?	1:06:49	1:06:51
However, I can assure you	1:06:51	1:06:54
that I did not mark Johnny's exam papers incorrectly.	1:06:54	1:06:57
Furthermore, I cannot and will not discuss	1:06:57	1:07:00
a student's academic performance	1:07:00	1:07:02
with anyone other than the student in question.	1:07:02	1:07:04
I'm his mother.	1:07:04	1:07:06
Sorry.	1:07:06	1:07:07
Fine. Fine.	1:07:08	1:07:10
But on the university website there's this section	1:07:11	1:07:14
that outlines "extenuating and mitigating circumstances"...	1:07:14	1:07:19
Mrs Carter, I don't think you quite understand...	1:07:19	1:07:21
No, no, I understand perfectly.	1:07:21	1:07:23
Just because I ain't got a degree don't mean I'm stupid.	1:07:23	1:07:26
I came here to talk about Johnny - not to be insulted.	1:07:27	1:07:30
OK. Fine. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cause offence.	1:07:30	1:07:33
Please. I'm happy to listen to your concerns.	1:07:34	1:07:38
SHE SIGHS	1:07:38	1:07:39
HE GASPS	1:08:30	1:08:31
There you go, darling.	1:08:54	1:08:55
You'll be the belle of the ball in that.	1:08:55	1:08:58
Hey, you have got the patter! Get in there, Terry.	1:08:58	1:09:00
-Nice one. -Told you.	1:09:00	1:09:02
Your wig's getting a bit wet, though.	1:09:02	1:09:04
Excuse me. Do you have a licence?	1:09:04	1:09:06
No. I'm just helping a mate out, ain't I?	1:09:06	1:09:08
You are not insured to work on this market.	1:09:08	1:09:10
Like he said, he's only giving me a hand.	1:09:10	1:09:11
No biggie. He's just helping.	1:09:11	1:09:13
-You need to officially register him as your assistant. -What?	1:09:13	1:09:16
You need to submit proper documentation.	1:09:16	1:09:17
I need his ID and a £35 fee.	1:09:17	1:09:20
-Were you bullied at school or something, mate? -Terry, stop, stop.	1:09:20	1:09:23
We can do it the proper way or you can get a written warning.	1:09:23	1:09:25
It's up to you.	1:09:25	1:09:26
Ronnie's going to be OK, isn't she?	1:09:35	1:09:37
You said yourself she text you this morning. She's a big girl,	1:09:37	1:09:39
-she'll come back when she's ready. -Yeah. I know. I know.	1:09:39	1:09:42
That finished?	1:09:42	1:09:44
You on your own?	1:09:44	1:09:45
Don't ask.	1:09:45	1:09:46
This is where you've been hiding from me?	1:09:48	1:09:51
-That's my cue. -Sorry, I didn't mean to...	1:09:51	1:09:53
Aleks, I'm busy. I've got a meeting with Sharon.	1:09:55	1:09:57
Too busy to reply to my text messages?	1:09:58	1:10:00
If I'm going to be managing The Albert until Sharon gets better,	1:10:00	1:10:03
then you need to appreciate that I'm busy.	1:10:03	1:10:05
I'll go, let you work.	1:10:05	1:10:07
Ronnie said...she doesn't trust you.	1:10:08	1:10:11
-That again? -I don't know.	1:10:13	1:10:15
Look, the way we started, might not have been the most normal.	1:10:15	1:10:19
But what's normal these days anyway?	1:10:19	1:10:21
You need to make up your mind whether you want to trust me or not.	1:10:22	1:10:25
Please, once you have, let me know. OK.	1:10:26	1:10:29
-Quick, take one before I drop 'em. -Johnny wants two.	1:10:41	1:10:44
Oh, you enabler.	1:10:44	1:10:45
Here he is. I told you it would be brilliant.	1:10:45	1:10:48
Shirley not here yet?	1:10:48	1:10:49
No. Want me to call her?	1:10:49	1:10:51
No, you're all right.	1:10:51	1:10:52
All right. Bit of hush. Yeah? This won't take long.	1:10:54	1:10:57
Look, I just wanted to say - thanks to everyone for coming	1:10:57	1:11:01
and welcome to Blades.	1:11:01	1:11:02
CHEERING	1:11:02	1:11:03
We open properly tomorrow, er, so tell your friends.	1:11:05	1:11:09
In the meantime, get yourself a drink and enjoy yourselves.	1:11:09	1:11:12
Right, Nance, I've really got to go.	1:11:15	1:11:17
You're doing my nut in.	1:11:17	1:11:18
Mate, I've gotta shoot off. Revision.	1:11:19	1:11:22
-Looks seriously impressive. -It's coming together, yeah.	1:11:22	1:11:25
You must be well chuffed.	1:11:25	1:11:27
-Thanks for being here. -That's OK.	1:11:27	1:11:29
SPEAKS HIS OWN LANGUAGE	1:11:38	1:11:39
-It's about Tel helping out... -Get out. Get out!	1:11:45	1:11:49
All right, all right! OK. I'm going.	1:11:49	1:11:51
KARAOKE PLAYS "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"	1:12:00	1:12:03
PHONE RINGS	1:12:05	1:12:06
It's my tutor.	1:12:09	1:12:10
Answer it, then.	1:12:10	1:12:11
Where've you been? You've been gone ages.	1:12:15	1:12:17
I'll go up next, shall I? Finally!	1:12:17	1:12:19
Mum, I think there's something wrong with one of the barrel pumps.	1:12:19	1:12:22
-Let your dad deal with it. -No, no, no. He's gone out.	1:12:22	1:12:24
-It's really important. -Oh! -Honest.	1:12:24	1:12:26
That was my tutor. Said you went and saw him.	1:12:27	1:12:31
Yeah. I did.	1:12:31	1:12:32
-Wow! -Are you serious?	1:12:32	1:12:34
What? Sometimes they mess up on the marking, don't they?	1:12:34	1:12:37
I was only looking out for you.	1:12:37	1:12:39
Turns out he was a right arrogant so-and-so anyway,	1:12:39	1:12:42
weren't worth the trouble in the end.	1:12:42	1:12:44
APPLAUSE, KARAOKE PLAYS "Candle In The Wind"	1:12:44	1:12:46
Oh, I love this one.	1:12:46	1:12:48
Why don't you have a go, then?	1:12:49	1:12:51
What are you doing? Are you mental?	1:12:52	1:12:54
-# Goodbye, England's rose... # -Stop her. Johnny? Johnny!	1:12:54	1:12:56
OUT-OF-TUNE: # May you ever grow in our hearts	1:12:56	1:12:59
# You were the grace that placed itself	1:12:59	1:13:02
# Where lives were torn apart	1:13:02	1:13:06
# You called out to our country	1:13:06	1:13:09
# And you whispered to those in pain	1:13:11	1:13:14
# Now you belong to heaven	1:13:14	1:13:17
# And the stars spell out your name... #	1:13:17	1:13:21
What did I say to you?	1:13:21	1:13:22
-I told you to keep her away at all costs. -Johnny...	1:13:22	1:13:25
# And it seems to me	1:13:25	1:13:26
# You lived your life	1:13:26	1:13:27
# Like a candle in the wind	1:13:27	1:13:31
# Never fading with the sunset	1:13:31	1:13:34
# When the rain set in... #	1:13:34	1:13:36
That's it, go on baby! Go on, girl! Go on!	1:13:36	1:13:39
# And your footsteps will always fall here	1:13:39	1:13:42
-# On England's greenest hills... # -Rubbish!	1:13:42	1:13:44
# Your candle's burned out long before	1:13:46	1:13:50
# The legend ever did. #	1:13:52	1:13:55
SCATTERED APPLAUSE	1:13:56	1:13:58
Come here. Hey?	1:13:58	1:14:01
-Who's that? -One second.	1:14:06	1:14:08
Decided to turn up, then?	1:14:11	1:14:13
-You could at least try and look impressed. -I am.	1:14:15	1:14:18
Honest, it's brilliant.	1:14:18	1:14:20
Look, Dean, I need to tell you...	1:14:22	1:14:23
What you've achieved here, it's really, really impressive...	1:14:25	1:14:28
..and I want you to know that I'm really proud of you.	1:14:30	1:14:32
Yeah?	1:14:32	1:14:33
More than you'll ever know.	1:14:35	1:14:36
Been going well. Told people they can have half price cuts	1:14:37	1:14:40
if they've booked early.	1:14:40	1:14:41
And they've been booking up,	1:14:41	1:14:42
so it's going good. It's going really good.	1:14:42	1:14:44
You'd better get back to meeting and greeting.	1:14:48	1:14:50
Don't get plastered, will you, Shirl?	1:14:57	1:14:59
What's happened?	1:15:02	1:15:04
Talk about a tough crowd. Can you believe that lot?	1:15:09	1:15:13
Miserable gits.	1:15:13	1:15:14
I mean, I know I'm no Sam Bailey, but I can hold a tune, at least, can't I?	1:15:14	1:15:17
-Can't I? -No, Mum, you can't.	1:15:20	1:15:22
Yes, I can!	1:15:22	1:15:25
What about at Christmas when I do my Bernadette Peters?	1:15:25	1:15:27
Yeah, that's in the house, just us.	1:15:27	1:15:30
What, I can't sing? Is that what you're saying?	1:15:31	1:15:33
So what, you sent me up there to humiliate me?	1:15:35	1:15:39
Yeah.	1:15:40	1:15:41
Yeah, that's exactly what I did.	1:15:42	1:15:44
-Cheers, lads. -You make all that today?	1:15:50	1:15:53
I wish. It's an advance from Stan to get started.	1:15:53	1:15:56
Right. Are we going to go back to the Vic and celebrate properly?	1:15:56	1:15:59
Yeah.	1:15:59	1:16:00
Just give me a minute.	1:16:00	1:16:02
Why would you deliberately send me up there to embarrass me?	1:16:04	1:16:07
Do you have any idea how much you've embarrassed me?	1:16:07	1:16:09
He's my tutor, Mum. You had no right.	1:16:09	1:16:12
That's what this is about?	1:16:12	1:16:14
Well, I'm sorry but I'd have done the same	1:16:14	1:16:15
for Nancy, for Lee, for any of you.	1:16:15	1:16:17
I've got to sit in lectures with that man for the next two years.	1:16:17	1:16:20
Now you're talking nonsense.	1:16:20	1:16:21
-You don't get it, do you? You never get it. -Get what?	1:16:21	1:16:24
I only failed two of my modules, which I will resit and I'll pass.	1:16:24	1:16:27
Me, not you. Why couldn't you once, for once, just leave it?!	1:16:27	1:16:30
-And what if he had marked it wrong? -But he didn't, did he?!	1:16:30	1:16:33
And even if he did, it ain't your place to get involved.	1:16:33	1:16:35
Of course it's my place!	1:16:35	1:16:37
Oi, Dad wants you downstairs.	1:16:37	1:16:38
-Not now, Nancy. -It's MY degree. It's MY life.	1:16:38	1:16:41
So, please, please just stay out of it.	1:16:41	1:16:43
-Johnny, calm down, man. -No, she needs to know.	1:16:43	1:16:45
I'm so sick of us all tiptoeing around her all the time.	1:16:45	1:16:47
You're the adult but you act like a child and we all have to play along.	1:16:47	1:16:50
-That's not true. -Of course it is.	1:16:50	1:16:52
Why do you think we've never let you up on the karaoke before?	1:16:52	1:16:54
Because you can't sing. You can't do it. You're that bad.	1:16:54	1:16:57
None of us could say anything, which is beyond ridiculous.	1:16:57	1:16:59
-We got punters down there. -Did you know she went and saw my tutor?	1:16:59	1:17:02
-Told him he didn't know how to do his job? -That is not what I said.	1:17:02	1:17:05
-Why are you saying anything at all?! -Oi, oi, calm down.	1:17:05	1:17:08
What you did to me was hurtful.	1:17:08	1:17:09
-What I did for you, I was trying to help. Help my boy. -I ain't a boy!	1:17:09	1:17:12
-Well, you're not a man! -That's enough!	1:17:12	1:17:13
The pair of you. That's enough.	1:17:13	1:17:15
I'm your mum. It's my job to worry and care...	1:17:15	1:17:18
-Then stop, then! Just stop! -Johnny, I'm warning you...	1:17:18	1:17:21
Johnny, please just leave it.	1:17:21	1:17:23
You're warning me? You're warning me? Why don't you warn her?	1:17:23	1:17:26
Why don't you warn that stupid bitch!	1:17:26	1:17:28
You need to get out of my sight right now, son.	1:17:30	1:17:32
No, it's fine, Roxy.	1:17:44	1:17:47
As far as I can remember	1:17:47	1:17:48
all the paperwork's in the third drawer down. OK?	1:17:48	1:17:52
Right. Cheers.	1:17:53	1:17:55
Everything all right?	1:17:55	1:17:56
Yeah, yeah, fine.	1:17:57	1:17:59
You lost something?	1:17:59	1:18:00
No, no. Just, er, Ronnie had some stuff in this bag and, er...	1:18:01	1:18:08
She must have packed it in her suitcase.	1:18:08	1:18:10
Hope you're hungry.	1:18:12	1:18:14
They'll say anything at that age.	1:18:20	1:18:22
You remember what you was like. You was double trappy.	1:18:22	1:18:26
We're all downstairs with Dean.	1:18:27	1:18:30
Is everything all right?	1:18:30	1:18:31
I'll see you downstairs, then, yeah.	1:18:33	1:18:35
He hates me, Mick.	1:18:39	1:18:40
He doesn't hate you.	1:18:42	1:18:43
-Yes? -I just want to say that I do trust you.	1:18:58	1:19:00
OK? I do. And I want to fight for this.	1:19:03	1:19:06
Right answer.	1:19:08	1:19:09
Give me a minute, will you?	1:19:12	1:19:14
Oh, here it comes.	1:19:17	1:19:18
Gentlemen. Alfie, could I have a word?	1:19:18	1:19:21
Go on.	1:19:21	1:19:22
-About what you saw... -I didn't see anything.	1:19:25	1:19:27
Great. In that case, I didn't see anything either.	1:19:27	1:19:31
No interest on your late fees. No written warning. Deal?	1:19:31	1:19:33
Whatever the boys want.	1:19:37	1:19:38
Here we are.	1:19:40	1:19:42
Thanks, Shirl.	1:19:42	1:19:43
Get stuck in.	1:19:43	1:19:45
PHONE RINGS	1:19:45	1:19:46
Where is everyone?	1:19:46	1:19:47
Flamin' PPI.	1:19:54	1:19:57
Right, you, come and give your mum a hug	1:19:57	1:19:59
cos I'm really proud you today.	1:19:59	1:20:02
Well, go on, then.	1:20:02	1:20:03
Right. Let's get drinking.	1:20:16	1:20:18
Long as you don't try and get me up on that karaoke.	1:20:18	1:20:21
You all right?	1:20:30	1:20:31
I can't believe I just said that. It just...	1:20:31	1:20:35
came out.	1:20:35	1:20:36
You went too far,	1:20:37	1:20:39
but I think a lot of what you had to say was really valid	1:20:39	1:20:42
and she needs to stop treating you like a baby,	1:20:42	1:20:45
so now she knows. I think that's a good thing.	1:20:45	1:20:48
This is good, is it?	1:20:49	1:20:50
Obviously not... Where are you going?	1:20:50	1:20:52
Just leave me to it, yeah, Nance?	1:20:52	1:20:54
MAN SINGS "Ring Of Fire"	1:21:00	1:21:02
-What do you think of him? -Out of tune.	1:21:09	1:21:12
No! Aleks.	1:21:12	1:21:14
Oh, him. Slug in a suit.	1:21:14	1:21:17
That's what I think of him.	1:21:18	1:21:20
Why do you ask?	1:21:20	1:21:21
Oh, no reason. I just don't trust him.	1:21:21	1:21:24
Look at him.	1:21:24	1:21:26
I did ask Ian earlier for a raise,	1:21:26	1:21:28
but it was, like, really busy in the caff	1:21:28	1:21:30
so we didn't get much time to talk, So I'll ask him again tomorrow.	1:21:30	1:21:33
Don't worry. He's going to say yeah. I've got a feeling.	1:21:33	1:21:37
You laughing about Linda?	1:21:37	1:21:39
The whole pub. Tumbleweed.	1:21:39	1:21:42
What did she sing?	1:21:42	1:21:44
Candle In The Wind.	1:21:44	1:21:45
The Diana one.	1:21:47	1:21:48
I won't be a sec.	1:21:50	1:21:51
You're looking remarkably well.	1:21:55	1:21:57
That purely medicinal?	1:21:57	1:21:59
I think it was just one of those 24-hour things.	1:21:59	1:22:01
It ended up just being an eight hour thing in the end.	1:22:01	1:22:04
-Really? Do I look like an idiot? -No.	1:22:04	1:22:06
-Then don't treat me like one. -I'm really sorry.	1:22:06	1:22:09
If you are much as one second late tomorrow...	1:22:09	1:22:11
I won't be. I promise.	1:22:11	1:22:13
What?	1:22:13	1:22:14
You didn't even go to work today?	1:22:15	1:22:17
Remember when they were little, in their pushchairs?	1:22:22	1:22:25
We'd take 'em to the park.	1:22:25	1:22:27
Remember Nancy got her big head stuck in the railings?	1:22:30	1:22:34
Still...at least they needed you.	1:22:37	1:22:40
What he said -	1:22:43	1:22:44
it was just heat of the moment, you know he didn't mean it.	1:22:44	1:22:49
He did, Mick. He meant it.	1:22:52	1:22:55
I don't know how we get back from this.	1:22:58	1:23:00
Put it back.	1:23:30	1:23:31
All of it.	1:23:34	1:23:35
It was just a loan. I was going to put it back.	1:23:36	1:23:38
You just can't help yourself.	1:23:41	1:23:43
It's Phil's money in this place.	1:23:50	1:23:53
I borrowed it from him, then it went to Stan, then to you,	1:23:53	1:23:55
and now Phil, he wants all the cash back...	1:23:55	1:23:57
..starting with £1,000 today. I didn't know what to do.	1:23:58	1:24:01
What are you talking about?	1:24:01	1:24:03
When I told him I didn't have it - Dean, he really scared me.	1:24:03	1:24:06
Good.	1:24:10	1:24:11
Now leave.	1:24:13	1:24:14
You don't understand!	1:24:14	1:24:15
Just...leave.	1:24:15	1:24:18
DOOR OPENS	1:25:46	1:25:48
Have you seen Johnny?	1:25:49	1:25:50
No. Why?	1:25:51	1:25:53
There's a load of stuff gone from his room and his phone's off.	1:25:54	1:25:57
I think he's gone.	1:25:57	1:25:59
I said he wouldn't be back.	1:26:36	1:26:38
He's going to keep his nut down, hoping it all blows over.	1:26:38	1:26:41
Will you please, please, just come back to bed?!	1:26:41	1:26:44
I keep going over and over what he called me.	1:26:44	1:26:46
HE GROWLS IN FRUSTRATION	1:26:46	1:26:48
Just... Just...	1:26:48	1:26:49
He'll be back.	1:26:50	1:26:52
And we'll all say sorry...	1:26:52	1:26:54
ME say sorry?!	1:26:54	1:26:56
Ahhh!	1:26:58	1:26:59
SHARON SCREAMS	1:27:17	1:27:18
Sharon, it's all right. Sharon, Sharon, Sharon...	1:27:18	1:27:21
I brought you something.	1:27:22	1:27:24
This should save you the bother of smashing my place up.	1:27:24	1:27:28
From now on, you deal with me, and only me...	1:27:28	1:27:31
Modern technology - all your breakfast in a can.	1:27:38	1:27:41
Clever, innit, the way they get those sausages in.	1:27:41	1:27:43
-Urgh! -Why not? All comes out the same way in the end...	1:27:43	1:27:46
How can you eat? Can you not see I'm mid-crisis?!	1:27:46	1:27:49
You could help - or is that beyond you?	1:27:49	1:27:52
Johnny finally answered his phone.	1:27:53	1:27:55
-Where is he? -Didn't say.	1:27:55	1:27:57
When's he coming back?	1:27:57	1:27:59
I don't know if he is, Mum.	1:27:59	1:28:00
-You both went too far. -I was helping him.	1:28:01	1:28:04
By still wiping his bottom for him?	1:28:04	1:28:06
I care about my children - is that so wrong?	1:28:06	1:28:07
No, what's wrong is that you can't even see what you've done.	1:28:07	1:28:10
He called me a bitch.	1:28:10	1:28:11
Yeah, he snapped. And who can blame him?	1:28:11	1:28:14
So now you're siding with him?	1:28:14	1:28:15
And I can see exactly what you've done wrong,	1:28:15	1:28:17
because it's what you always, always do.	1:28:17	1:28:20
I'm trying, Phil.	1:28:26	1:28:28
You want your secret out, do you?	1:28:29	1:28:32
Mick!	1:28:32	1:28:33
I'm trying to get the rest of it.	1:28:33	1:28:35
Dean gave me some of the money.	1:28:35	1:28:38
My boy sorted you out?	1:28:38	1:28:40
Your boy?	1:28:40	1:28:42
Your boy broke into my house.	1:28:42	1:28:44
Now, you don't want trouble,	1:28:44	1:28:46
I suggest you get your boy on a leash -	1:28:46	1:28:48
and you...can get me the rest of my money.	1:28:48	1:28:50
And what about the way Nancy spoke to me this morning?	1:28:56	1:28:59
You need to sort this, Mick.	1:28:59	1:29:00
Well? What you going to do?	1:29:00	1:29:02
Johnny'll be back to face the music.	1:29:02	1:29:04
Not her music.	1:29:04	1:29:05
Dad, got some post.	1:29:05	1:29:07
Hopefully from a clinic in Switzerland	1:29:07	1:29:09
-booking you a one-way ticket. -Mick? -What do you want me to say to you	1:29:09	1:29:12
that I haven't said a million times last night or today?	1:29:12	1:29:15
-Where are you going? -Out. -Where? -Of earshot.	1:29:15	1:29:18
Where I can't hear you all arguing and expecting me to solve it.	1:29:18	1:29:22
Can I please not come home to a tear-up - please!	1:29:22	1:29:25
Ha! May we ask what emergency service that's supposed to be?	1:29:31	1:29:35
A "supporting my girl" service?	1:29:35	1:29:38
I said it was a casual pre-Pride get-together at the Welly.	1:29:38	1:29:42
Not fancy dress.	1:29:42	1:29:43
Be careful of her today.	1:29:43	1:29:46
Johnny's still not back.	1:29:46	1:29:48
Nancy's sulking.	1:29:48	1:29:49
And don't mention the karaoke.	1:29:49	1:29:51
Can't you sort it?	1:29:54	1:29:56
Johnny will come back. It's his first Pride -	1:29:56	1:29:59
-we said we'd take him. -Well, Johnny ain't coming home at all	1:29:59	1:30:02
-unless she apologises to him. -Don't start all that again!	1:30:02	1:30:04
Right, that's enough!	1:30:04	1:30:06
There's no point in rowing about Johnny	1:30:06	1:30:08
when he's perfectly capable of speaking for himself.	1:30:08	1:30:10
Come on. I'm going to take you to him.	1:30:10	1:30:13
You look lovely.	1:30:25	1:30:27
Very classy.	1:30:27	1:30:28
Would you like a glass of champagne? No charge.	1:30:28	1:30:32
Champagne?	1:30:34	1:30:36
Yeah. Mick won't miss one bottle.	1:30:36	1:30:39
Of course you didn't pay for it.	1:30:39	1:30:41
I've just seen Phil.	1:30:41	1:30:43
He said that you broke into his house.	1:30:43	1:30:45
-Please don't go back there, not even for me. -For you?	1:30:45	1:30:49
Hi, I've got an appointment.	1:30:49	1:30:51
One second.	1:30:51	1:30:52
Come over the Vic later on, yeah? I'll slip you another drink.	1:30:52	1:30:56
Celebrate this place properly.	1:30:56	1:30:57
How can I help you?	1:31:03	1:31:04
I cannot believe he's here, Stan! Your flamin' flat?	1:31:13	1:31:15
He's the one that wanted to run. I just gave him somewhere to run to.	1:31:15	1:31:18
Ready? Now swim.	1:31:26	1:31:29
Swim, swim, swim.	1:31:29	1:31:33
You all right, Mick?	1:31:58	1:32:00
Lee stayed here behind my back, Johnny...	1:32:07	1:32:10
Why not just ask Nancy - make it a hat-trick?	1:32:10	1:32:12
You all right?	1:32:12	1:32:14
Before you start, you can blame me.	1:32:14	1:32:15
-I thought I said not to tell her. -And you also called her a bitch. She wants you to say you're sorry.	1:32:15	1:32:20
I shouldn't have called you that.	1:32:20	1:32:22
Right, now you've made your little point,	1:32:22	1:32:25
we're going home.	1:32:25	1:32:26
Well, I ain't sorry about anything else I said or did.	1:32:26	1:32:29
She is actually quite upset, Johnny.	1:32:29	1:32:32
About me making a laughing stock out of her?	1:32:32	1:32:35
Just like what you did to me.	1:32:35	1:32:36
Beer?	1:32:38	1:32:40
-He don't want a beer. -No, he wants an apology,	1:32:40	1:32:41
but he knows it'll be black as Newgate's knocker outside before he gets one,	1:32:41	1:32:45
-so he might as well have a beer. -Johnny, you're coming with me. Now.	1:32:45	1:32:48
In the fridge, are they? The beers?	1:32:48	1:32:50
We're leaving. Now.	1:32:50	1:32:51
Yeah!	1:32:51	1:32:53
What? Made a mess with your own kids	1:32:53	1:32:55
and now you're trying to take mine? Is that it?	1:32:55	1:32:57
HE SIGHS	1:32:58	1:33:00
Come with me.	1:33:00	1:33:02
Please?	1:33:04	1:33:06
SHOWER RUNS	1:33:12	1:33:13
All right?	1:33:16	1:33:18
You walking back?	1:33:20	1:33:22
No, I'm going to just...	1:33:23	1:33:26
stay here for a bit.	1:33:26	1:33:28
Linda's on one.	1:33:28	1:33:29
To be honest, it's just nice not having her in my ear-hole.	1:33:30	1:33:33
Playing family peacekeeper?	1:33:35	1:33:36
Do you know what it's like living in my house sometimes?	1:33:39	1:33:42
Remember the film The Terminator?	1:33:42	1:33:45
You know the bit where, like, his head's half hanging off	1:33:45	1:33:48
cos he's been having all these tear-ups,	1:33:48	1:33:50
and he's dragging himself up the stairs...	1:33:50	1:33:52
You just want to go AWOL for a bit?	1:33:52	1:33:53
Yeah, yeah.	1:33:53	1:33:56
That's the great thing about this place.	1:33:58	1:34:00
When you're under the water...	1:34:00	1:34:03
all your responsibilities, everything,	1:34:03	1:34:06
they just go away.	1:34:06	1:34:08
Yeah, I know, yeah.	1:34:08	1:34:11
They do adult classes here on a Sunday morning.	1:34:15	1:34:18
Beginners, if you need?	1:34:20	1:34:22
It's pathetic.	1:34:25	1:34:28
I'm a grown man	1:34:28	1:34:30
and I can't swim	1:34:30	1:34:32
and I'm petrified of water.	1:34:32	1:34:34
It's not pathetic.	1:34:34	1:34:36
You just didn't learn as a kid.	1:34:36	1:34:38
I've taught all my kids here.	1:34:42	1:34:45
The boys, they learned really quickly,	1:34:45	1:34:48
but Lucy, she was a nightmare.	1:34:48	1:34:51
I could try and teach you, if you like.	1:34:55	1:34:59
You're not going to let me say no, are you?	1:35:02	1:35:04
Don't tell me how to run that family.	1:35:08	1:35:10
I've been holding it together since I was 15.	1:35:10	1:35:12
I know.	1:35:12	1:35:13
And you just expect me to forget what Johnny said to me?	1:35:13	1:35:16
I'm not asking you to forget.	1:35:16	1:35:19
I'm asking you to remember.	1:35:19	1:35:21
By bringing me here?	1:35:22	1:35:23
You're not alone.	1:35:37	1:35:39
This place is always full of adult learners.	1:35:39	1:35:42
You can always spot them.	1:35:42	1:35:44
They're the ones that are clinging on to the side with one arm	1:35:44	1:35:46
and they've got one foot on the ground.	1:35:46	1:35:48
But once they're in there, they're fine.	1:35:48	1:35:51
And you will be, at that swimathon.	1:35:51	1:35:52
Yeah, yeah.	1:35:54	1:35:56
Or I'll embarrass my whole family.	1:35:57	1:36:00
Don't think they'll be too impressed	1:36:00	1:36:02
with me standing at the side of a poxy swimming pool	1:36:02	1:36:05
that I don't even want to get in.	1:36:05	1:36:07
Facing up to something you're terrified of and doing it -	1:36:09	1:36:13
that's impressive.	1:36:13	1:36:14
Come on then, Terminator.	1:36:17	1:36:20
We going in?	1:36:20	1:36:21
Well, come in. Don't be scared of your childhood home.	1:36:32	1:36:37
What's left of it.	1:36:37	1:36:38
Knocking 'em all down round here.	1:36:40	1:36:41
Gentrification, I believe they call it.	1:36:43	1:36:45
Like we need improving.	1:36:45	1:36:47
You never mention this place, do you?	1:36:50	1:36:53
You and your mum and dad, and this pub.	1:36:54	1:36:57
Perfect family.	1:36:57	1:36:59
Perfect?	1:36:59	1:37:02
John and Elaine.	1:37:02	1:37:04
All in love behind this bar.	1:37:04	1:37:06
Good pub, this was.	1:37:08	1:37:10
Remember you as a kid.	1:37:12	1:37:14
Legs like two strings of cotton in your school uniform.	1:37:14	1:37:18
Thought none of us had noticed, you and Mick,	1:37:20	1:37:23
sitting in the corner there, heads together.	1:37:23	1:37:26
I can't be here.	1:37:29	1:37:30
Can't be reminded of what it was like to be a kid?	1:37:30	1:37:33
You think I can forget my dad dying?	1:37:35	1:37:37
I can't.	1:37:45	1:37:46
You can.	1:37:46	1:37:47
I can't.	1:37:47	1:37:50
I sound like Orville!	1:37:50	1:37:51
It's easy, all right?	1:37:54	1:37:55
All you've got to do is put your head in the water - breathe out. OK?	1:37:55	1:37:59
That way the water can't come in.	1:37:59	1:38:00
Yeah? Give it a go.	1:38:00	1:38:02
Go on, you can do it.	1:38:03	1:38:05
There you go.	1:38:16	1:38:17
Heart attack, wasn't it? He wouldn't have known.	1:38:26	1:38:28
He knew.	1:38:30	1:38:32
Just his time.	1:38:32	1:38:33
He was staring straight at me for help.	1:38:34	1:38:37
-I couldn't save him. -You were a kid. -I was 15.	1:38:38	1:38:42
Oh, Linda.	1:38:45	1:38:46
Tell me you haven't spend all these years thinking it was your fault.	1:38:47	1:38:51
I didn't know what to do.	1:38:51	1:38:54
You screamed. We heard you. Came out.	1:38:54	1:38:57
-You were there? -You did everything right.	1:38:57	1:39:00
Got the ambulance called, in seconds -	1:39:01	1:39:04
seconds, Linda.	1:39:04	1:39:05
You were there for him.	1:39:05	1:39:07
No, I weren't.	1:39:07	1:39:09
They made me let go of his hand.	1:39:10	1:39:13
The next time I saw him, he was dead.	1:39:13	1:39:16
I made you let go.	1:39:16	1:39:17
You had to, so they could take him to hospital,	1:39:17	1:39:22
try and save him.	1:39:22	1:39:23
You did all you could.	1:39:23	1:39:27
You really think I did the right thing for him?	1:39:28	1:39:31
HE GASPS	1:39:39	1:39:40
HE COUGHS	1:39:40	1:39:42
Told you to keep your mouth shut.	1:39:46	1:39:48
You'd have thought I'd have learned that by now, living in my gaff.	1:39:49	1:39:52
I don't know why I'm making Linda out to be a monster.	1:39:54	1:39:57
She's not really. I...	1:39:57	1:39:58
I love her. She's...	1:39:58	1:40:00
She's Braveheart in curlers.	1:40:01	1:40:03
She's not that strong underneath it all.	1:40:05	1:40:09
None of us are.	1:40:09	1:40:11
We just pretend to be for our families, don't we?	1:40:11	1:40:13
That's what I'm doing all the time at the moment.	1:40:15	1:40:17
Right, come on, you - turn around.	1:40:20	1:40:22
Time for the big one.	1:40:25	1:40:26
I admired you. I really did.	1:40:36	1:40:39
Coming back from the hospital.	1:40:39	1:40:42
Leading your mum behind the bar.	1:40:42	1:40:45
And you all just staring at us.	1:40:45	1:40:47
Wondering when you'd get your next drink.	1:40:47	1:40:49
Wondering how you did it.	1:40:49	1:40:51
You, at the funeral,	1:40:52	1:40:55
holding on to her as she crumbled.	1:40:55	1:40:57
You were a good kid, Linda.	1:40:57	1:41:00
I was glad my Mick would come to you.	1:41:00	1:41:01
You look after family. That's what you're supposed to do.	1:41:01	1:41:04
Family. And not three months later,	1:41:04	1:41:08
you announcing you were pregnant.	1:41:08	1:41:10
You saying I tricked him? Mick wanted a family.	1:41:12	1:41:14
Almost as much as you.	1:41:14	1:41:16
I'd die for my kids.	1:41:16	1:41:18
Or is it that you wouldn't want to live without them?	1:41:18	1:41:21
You have no idea what it's like to actually love your children.	1:41:21	1:41:24
I know you're clipping Johnny's wings. Why? So he'll stay?	1:41:24	1:41:29
Won't fly the nest?	1:41:30	1:41:31
Or you won't be left alone like me?	1:41:33	1:41:35
You drove your kids away!	1:41:35	1:41:36
-Now we're getting somewhere. -You pushed 'em. -Like you pull yours?	1:41:36	1:41:39
I'm nothing like you! We're not the same.	1:41:39	1:41:41
Johnny needs me.	1:41:41	1:41:42
He's 19. He's a man.	1:41:42	1:41:44
He's fragile. He nearly died.	1:41:44	1:41:46
When he was a baby. He's not a baby now!	1:41:46	1:41:48
I saved that boy!	1:41:48	1:41:49
You asked me why I never mention my dad's name? But I do.	1:41:49	1:41:52
Every time I say Johnny's name.	1:41:52	1:41:54
I gave him my dad's name but this time I stopped it happening,	1:41:54	1:41:57
I held his hand and I knew.	1:41:57	1:41:59
I thought, this time I am not letting this person go.	1:41:59	1:42:02
This time I'm going to watch his every breath and he won't die, he won't leave me.	1:42:02	1:42:06
But he will. You're making that kid hate you, Linda.	1:42:09	1:42:14
I hear you give free consultations.	1:42:38	1:42:40
I want a consultation.	1:42:42	1:42:44
Wait at the back for us, babe.	1:42:44	1:42:46
You're not exactly surprising me, Phil.	1:42:51	1:42:53
I bet this cost a bit. You insured?	1:42:54	1:42:58
I paid what I needed to. To keep this place safe.	1:42:58	1:43:01
You keep making them payments.	1:43:04	1:43:07
Cos I'd hate for something to happen to this place.	1:43:07	1:43:10
And you stay away from my family.	1:43:10	1:43:12
It's all coming down here.	1:43:22	1:43:24
That letter I got earlier was from the council.	1:43:24	1:43:27
All highfalutin language but they're tearing the place apart.	1:43:28	1:43:32
Good riddance.	1:43:33	1:43:35
It's years since it felt like home.	1:43:35	1:43:37
Sorry if I was a bit harsh with you.	1:43:39	1:43:42
But...I wanted you to see before it was too late.	1:43:42	1:43:45
DOOR SHUTS	1:43:58	1:43:59
How did we get here, Johnny?	1:44:02	1:44:03
I grew up.	1:44:05	1:44:07
I'm a man.	1:44:07	1:44:08
I'm sorry. I need to say sorry.	1:44:10	1:44:14
Thank you.	1:44:15	1:44:16
Tell me what I've done wrong.	1:44:18	1:44:20
And I'll listen this time, I promise. Go on.	1:44:20	1:44:24
I just...	1:44:28	1:44:30
I feel like you won't let me grow up.	1:44:32	1:44:35
You won't let me go.	1:44:36	1:44:39
You're either... You're either following me around or going behind my back.	1:44:39	1:44:44
You know, either way you're controlling everything I do.	1:44:46	1:44:49
I do that?	1:44:49	1:44:50
Yeah, I do that.	1:44:52	1:44:53
I don't want to fight you. I want to have a life.	1:44:55	1:44:59
Oh, Johnny... I know I do it. I smother you. I cling.	1:45:01	1:45:06
I just can't help it.	1:45:06	1:45:09
I worry that if I let go, even for a second,	1:45:09	1:45:14
I'm going to lose you.	1:45:14	1:45:15
I'm sorry we came to this, baby.	1:45:19	1:45:21
No... No, not "baby".	1:45:24	1:45:27
You're my son.	1:45:30	1:45:31
My brilliant, grown-up son.	1:45:35	1:45:41
Just tell me you don't hate me.	1:45:43	1:45:46
Mum... I don't hate you. I love you, Mum.	1:45:46	1:45:49
But you want to leave me? Leave home?	1:45:50	1:45:53
No... no.	1:45:53	1:45:54
Problem with old age, you can't eavesdrop like you used to.	1:45:59	1:46:03
Sh. They're doing OK.	1:46:03	1:46:05
Stan?	1:46:05	1:46:07
You should start packing this place up.	1:46:10	1:46:13
Council haven't given me a new home yet.	1:46:13	1:46:15
You've got one with us. For good.	1:46:15	1:46:17
If you want it.	1:46:17	1:46:19
You'll have me?	1:46:21	1:46:22
Well, take me a little while to pack.	1:46:24	1:46:26
Got a lot of valuables.	1:46:26	1:46:27
Have you thought this through, Mum? There's a lot of novelty china in here.	1:46:27	1:46:31
-Heirlooms. -Heirlooms?	1:46:31	1:46:34
And some decent furniture. Get that living room kitted out.	1:46:34	1:46:38
That sofa of yours does hell for my back.	1:46:38	1:46:40
You ready? You don't need that.	1:46:44	1:46:47
Let go. You can do it.	1:46:47	1:46:51
Really?	1:46:51	1:46:52
Yeah, just remember what I told you.	1:46:52	1:46:54
Yeah? You'll be all right, don't worry. I'll be right behind you.	1:46:55	1:46:58
OK. I can do this. I can do this.	1:47:00	1:47:03
Go on. That's it, that's it.	1:47:07	1:47:10
Reach out with your arms. Kick your legs. Kick your legs.	1:47:10	1:47:12
That's it. Kick. That's it, Mick!	1:47:12	1:47:15
So what's this treat, then? Where you taking me?	1:47:21	1:47:24
The fact that we're in Soho would be a bit of a give away.	1:47:24	1:47:27
Sorry, mate, can you just stop here for a second? Thanks.	1:47:27	1:47:30
PULSATING MUSIC AND CONVERSATION	1:47:33	1:47:35
This Pride thing tomorrow? Do you want to go?	1:47:38	1:47:42
Yeah, I guess.	1:47:42	1:47:43
Well, Tina and Tosh were meeting some people here.	1:47:43	1:47:46
It's a pre-Pride party.	1:47:46	1:47:48
You might meet someone. Someone nice.	1:47:49	1:47:52
You pimping him out now, Mum?	1:47:53	1:47:55
Did I do the wrong thing?	1:47:56	1:47:58
No. Can't stop being you, can you, Mum?	1:47:58	1:48:01
Run, Johnny. Be free.	1:48:03	1:48:04
Be gay!	1:48:04	1:48:05
Go on, if you're going. Can't keep this taxi meter running forever.	1:48:07	1:48:11
Mum.	1:48:25	1:48:26
This ain't like your wildlife documentaries.	1:48:29	1:48:31
I don't think we're supposed to sit and watch. Shall we go?	1:48:31	1:48:35
Walford, please, mate.	1:48:36	1:48:37
Know what, it's actually really hard to sink.	1:48:56	1:49:00
If you relax, you float.	1:49:00	1:49:03
So what you saying, I'm full of hot air?	1:49:03	1:49:05
No, I'm saying I knew you could do it.	1:49:05	1:49:08
Thanks.	1:49:08	1:49:09
Anyway, back into the breach. Do you know what, you're right.	1:49:09	1:49:12
It's good to...escape. Go AWOL from life for a bit.	1:49:12	1:49:16
Same again tomorrow?	1:49:16	1:49:19
Yeah. Why not?	1:49:19	1:49:20
Oi. Well done.	1:49:35	1:49:36
So peace has been declared?	1:49:37	1:49:39
Yep. She fixed it. He's coming back.	1:49:39	1:49:41
You did it?	1:49:41	1:49:42
That's what we grown-ups do, ain't it? Fix things.	1:49:42	1:49:45
Proud of you.	1:49:50	1:49:52
I thought you and me were straight? You paid Phil off for me?	1:50:04	1:50:07
For you? Do you honestly think I was protecting you?	1:50:07	1:50:10
I was protecting my business. I was protecting me.	1:50:10	1:50:13
No-one else ever does.	1:50:13	1:50:16
I do, Dean.	1:50:16	1:50:17
Dean! Dean, I was doing it to help you. Believe me.	1:50:26	1:50:29
Do you know what? I did believe you.	1:50:29	1:50:31
I'm so stupid that when you hugged me,	1:50:31	1:50:33
-I actually thought it meant something. -What's happened?	1:50:33	1:50:36
I'll tell you what's happened. She stole off me. For Phil! I'm just asking why.	1:50:36	1:50:39
-I had to. -But why? Give me one good reason!	1:50:39	1:50:43
Has he got something over on you?	1:50:43	1:50:45
Just tell me and we can forget it.	1:50:45	1:50:47
-Dean! -Oh, Shirley, don't chase after him.	1:50:50	1:50:52
You're giving me family advice now, are you?	1:50:52	1:50:55
-When all your kids hate you and they want to leave? -That's not true.	1:50:55	1:50:58
If you run after him, and tell him what to do, he'll hate you for it. Just leave him be.	1:50:58	1:51:01
Let me talk to him, let me fix it for you.	1:51:01	1:51:04
Let her go, Shirl.	1:51:04	1:51:06
Believe it or not, she's on a roll at the moment.	1:51:06	1:51:08
Come back in the boozer. Come on.	1:51:08	1:51:10
I weren't flirting!	1:51:20	1:51:21
Really?	1:51:21	1:51:23
I always do the splits when I'm drunk.	1:51:23	1:51:24
Tosh...	1:51:27	1:51:28
I'd better go. You coming?	1:51:31	1:51:34
Um... No. I'm going to stay.	1:51:34	1:51:37
HE CRIES	1:51:55	1:51:56
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES	1:51:56	1:51:58
She's crying over you an' all. Can't you talk to her?	1:52:20	1:52:25
I don't care what she has to say any more.	1:52:26	1:52:28
It's hard being a parent, you know.	1:52:31	1:52:33
Have you come to fight for her?	1:52:35	1:52:37
Cos she ain't worth it.	1:52:39	1:52:41
Cheers.	1:52:50	1:52:51
I'm Johnny, by the way.	1:52:52	1:52:54
Gianluca.	1:52:54	1:52:55
Um... John...?	1:52:55	1:52:59
Just call me Luca.	1:52:59	1:53:00
Is this your first Pride?	1:53:02	1:53:04
Yeah.	1:53:04	1:53:05
Mine too. Came to London just to see it.	1:53:05	1:53:07
You going tomorrow?	1:53:08	1:53:10
Um... Yeah... maybe we could see it together?	1:53:10	1:53:14
Yeah? Er... Cheers.	1:53:16	1:53:20
CHEERING	1:53:25	1:53:26
She loves you.	1:53:40	1:53:41
No, she doesn't.	1:53:41	1:53:43
Of course she loves you. We get it wrong sometimes.	1:53:43	1:53:46
But she's your mum.	1:53:46	1:53:48
I just feel like I can't trust anyone ever again.	1:53:48	1:53:52
HE SOBS	1:53:53	1:53:54
It's OK.	1:54:02	1:54:03

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