28/09/2012 EastEnders Omnibus


28/09/2012

Struggling to keep a lid on all his deception, Syed is handed another lifeline. Phil is on a crusade to sort out the Vic, but will it be enough of a distraction from his troubles?


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PHONE RINGS

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Hello? Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm still here. Why?

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-We getting a coffee?

-Er, not here - at the club.

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Our coffee's rubbish.

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We're going to start opening daytimes for coffees and meetings,

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so it'll have to get better.

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-Good idea.

-And I'm pitching

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-a few ideas for Phil too.

-Right.

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-Well, get on it, then.

-THEY LAUGH

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What was so important that you couldn't call me over the phone?

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I got a job.

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-What do you mean, you got a job?

-Cleaning job.

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It's a new client, so we got to go get all the kit and be there first thing Wednesday.

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I don't want to clean.

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-What else you going to do?

-Come on, it'll be fun.

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How could it possibly be fun?

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All right, fine. Suit yourself. We'll go on our own.

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You are not going anywhere.

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-How did you even hear that?

-Man, I hear everything.

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Well, it ain't none of your business.

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With Billy away, I am your responsible adult,

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so it IS all my business.

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Oh, and Trish's coming over, eh?

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Well, if she can't get here on time, then I ain't waiting.

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-Oh, I think you are, young lady.

-She ain't even called.

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I don't care. You just don't let Social come to an empty house.

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So, what we're going to do, we're going to sit down right here,

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listen to some calypso music and play dominoes.

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No, no, no, no, no, I can't listen to this music any more,

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and I ain't playing them dominoes.

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That's the most boring game in the world.

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Let's get started, shall we?

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-Told!

-Shut up.

-Told!

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No, there's plenty here, Tam.

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I'll see you in a bit.

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I've only made a couple of appointments at the posh ones.

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We are on a budget, you know. Sy, please, tell her.

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-Will you figure it out, please?

-You've got no interest in the food at our wedding?

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I've got a full restaurant and no toilet paper.

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So, I'm going to focus on that.

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You OK?

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Yeah, great. Place is busier, so...

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We're just looking.

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-Morning.

-Hey, AJ.

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If they're too expensive, we're just going onto the next one.

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-We're not even tasting it.

-Good morning, Zainab.

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It's nearly three!

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Is it?! Must've slept straight through. Any tea?

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Listen, you. We're going out for a couple of hours, all right?

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I would appreciate it if you do not disrespect my home

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any further in the meantime.

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It's a sleep-in!

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It's not like I'm sneaking girls upstairs and pumping Bobby Womack to drown out the sexy noises.

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Don't mock me. You're a guest in this house.

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-Sexy noises...

-AJ!

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-We are not having cheap food.

-You're not paying the bill.

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-Christian, I am not having cheap food.

-Oh, Mum!

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Sexy noises!

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How many barrels of lager we got in the barrel store?

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Erm, I don't know. Six or seven?

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Or 12 or 14?

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Well, maybe. What does it look like?

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A tip. FATS LAUGHS

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Yeah, not great down there, man.

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So we could be running out of lager and not even know it.

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-You don't think that's a problem for a pub?

-Well, I guess it is.

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That's your job for the day.

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Excusez-moi?

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I want it immaculate.

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Count the bottles, stack the barrels and get the empties ready to go.

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Stack the...? Do you know how heavy them things are?

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-Going to have to work hard, then!

-Alfie normally does that by himself.

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Health and safety and all that.

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Alfie has done a runner, so you're stuck with moi.

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PHIL CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Right, so, I've given the machine a good clean

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-and got a few coffee suppliers coming round with samples a bit later on.

-Right.

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And I got a shift at a cafe on Broadway Market Tuesday morning.

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-Really?

-Yeah. Well, one of my mates works there,

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and according to him, he makes the best coffee in London.

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So he said he'd give me a few tips.

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-You have been busy.

-No point mucking around, is there?

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I was also thinking, right - hear me out here -

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a youth disco on in the day.

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Be the same as the evening, obviously,

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except we don't need a liquor licence.

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-You all right?

-Hey.

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-Joey.

-All right, mate.

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-You got a minute?

-Yeah, yeah, sure.

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Go on.

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Keep thinking.

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Pop-up cinema, all right? Think about it.

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Good idea.

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SHARON LAUGHS

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So, what can I do for you?

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I'm going to take you out tonight.

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-Are you now?

-Nice dinner, bottle of wine.

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And then?

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And then...we're going to read Amy a bedtime story

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and we're clean her dinner off the walls.

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Sexy, huh?

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Yeah, it's a two-for-one offer at the minute, unfortunately.

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-Bring Dennis, if you like - we'll talk dowry.

-Family time, huh?

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-Yeah, if you like.

-I'm not sure we're quite there yet, Jack.

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-Thought you were the one who said don't go too slowly.

-Yeah, I was.

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-All right, but a little family thing too much, is it?

-Maybe.

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-Thought you said you wanted too much.

-I will do, in time.

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All right, offer's always there.

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Oh, I know it is.

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-I bet you do.

-Hmm.

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-See ya.

-See ya!

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Right, so I reckon we want to show a proper cult film, yeah? Right?

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Few beanbags, and bits and bobs around the place.

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-Charge about 20 quid a head.

-It's genius, Joey.

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-So what if she doesn't show up at all?

-This one?

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Oh, too fruity!

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Are we just supposed to sit here all day?

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Well, according to my babysitter, we are, yeah.

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-Patrick?

-Hmm?

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-I need to get some cleaning gear for my new job.

-No problem.

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Oh, we can just borrow some of my mum's.

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Or...we could get some ourself.

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Set this little operation up properly.

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You know what I'm saying?

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No. I do not want to get involved in that.

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Come on, Scabs. Don't be such a nerd.

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Well, I'm happy to help with the actual cleaning,

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but I'd just rather not break the law.

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Yeah, but it's all right to take it... I asked Michael.

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Really?

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-Mmm, this one?

-Ugh!

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-What's wrong with that?

-Smells like a bloke.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Oh, finally!

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Best behaviour.

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A fiver says she don't say sorry for being late.

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-Trish!

-Hi, Patrick, is Lola in?

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She is, come right through.

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-Hi, Lola.

-All right?

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Have a seat.

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How are you?

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Good.

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Can I get you a cup of tea?

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I'm fine, thanks.

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So, you coping OK?

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Yep.

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-Bills paid?

-I'm nicking electric from upstairs!

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Yes, the bills are paid.

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Where's Lexi?

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She's right through here.

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-How is she?

-She cries a lot.

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She cries when she's hungry. That's it, she cries then,

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but most of the time, she's as good as gold.

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Her foot seems OK.

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I suppose we're lucky she's not allergic to paint.

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Plenty of cuddles?

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She's my daughter - if I had it my way, I wouldn't stop cuddling her.

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-She might need changing.

-No, I've checked.

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Perhaps not closely enough.

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I'll just have a look around while you take care of that.

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Make sure things are clean. Nappy, Lola - not a tea towel.

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Tea towel!

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Come on.

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You owe me a fiver.

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See you, gents. Cheers, Tony.

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I'll give you a bell about those tiffin boxes, yeah?

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-We haven't been this full in a while.

-Advertising's working.

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-We're advertising?

-Yeah.

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Quarter pages in the Gazette, the Advertiser...

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How did we go?

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You were here, we were pretty busy.

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-I mean the figures. How did we do?

-I haven't done the takings yet, but we're on track.

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Apparently, we're registered for weddings. Came this morning.

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-Weddings?

-Yeah.

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Afia must have done it. I don't have a clue.

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You'd think I didn't work here.

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Why on earth would we want to host weddings?

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It's a great way to show off the food.

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I might have a word with Christian about this.

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-I saw the tiffin boxes.

-What tiffin boxes?

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We're going to make deliveries to offices.

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Prepare the food here, then take it warm to people's desks.

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In tiffin boxes?!

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-Yeah.

-Like in India?

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-Mumbai, yeah.

-We're a Pakistani restaurant.

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-Like they care. The tiffin boxes are distinctive, authentic.

-To India!

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That's just a detail, Dad.

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You're going to give up thousands of pounds of business over a detail?

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-It's a very important one!

-That's why Tam's running the business.

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Cos he's got an eye to the future.

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Right. Well, OK.

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I'm very proud of you for working together.

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-So if you won't be needing me, I'll...

-Yeah, well, cheers, Dad.

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Bye.

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Can we go over the till first? Lock down the numbers?

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Christian Clarke, this is your best friend, Roxanne Mitchell.

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It is...

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It is quarter to and you're not here. Where are you?

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Can you call me, please? Thank you.

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He's stood you up. He's looking at caterers with Zainab.

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They've got appointments the whole afternoon.

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No, we're supposed to be talking stags. Amy's with her dad.

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I've been trying to get 20 minutes with Syed the whole weekend.

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Unbelievable.

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It's like they don't want to be taken out and embarrassed!

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It is like that, isn't it?

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Gays these days.

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They're not as gay

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-as they used to be!

-THEY LAUGH

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Shame to waste a babysitter. You fancy a...?

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Yes, I do.

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-Do ya?

-Mmm.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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-OK!

-THEY LAUGH

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-What, anything?

-Yes, Abi!

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How is it her business how clean your bathroom is?

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They don't even trust you to feed her.

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Abi, will you just give it a rest?

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It's just unfair. I mean, she's late, doesn't apologise,

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then asks you all those horrible questions.

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It ain't right...

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Hello?

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Hide, hide!

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-I thought Michael said this was OK.

-I lied. Hide!

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Hello?

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Lola?

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Oh, Patrick, shame on you for even thinking th...

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HE SNIFFS

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Well, you're here now, you might as well grab a couple of mops.

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Syed, there's a stub missing.

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-What?

-Look. There's 402 -

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that was 84 quid for a phone bill on the 20th, that was Thursday,

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and then 404, which was 60 quid for a window repair on the 22nd.

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So where's 403?

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Look, I'll sort it.

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It's a missing cheque. Signatures can be forged easily.

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-Someone could be clearing us out right now.

-Tam...

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-When Mum finds out, she's going to go mental.

-She's not going to!

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I'll ring the bank.

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Just let me finish this and I'll call 'em, OK?

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-OK?

-OK.

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OK.

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Oi! Bin it.

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Everything all right, Cora?

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Of course.

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Good.

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-You done?

-Are you joking? I've only moved, like, three barrels.

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-What are you doing with this lot?

-Putting it in the hallway for ten minutes

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-while I shuffle round the rest of that stuff.

-How we off for lager?

-Erm, two, I think.

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-What?

-Two, that's all I could find. I thought there was going to be more.

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Well, when you've done that, get onto the brewery.

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-What, like next month? There's a lot to do in there.

-You'll manage.

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Alfie never used to abuse us like this.

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Well, Alfie couldn't run a business to save his life.

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Now, come on, off you go, off you go. Chop, chop! Look lively.

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Phil. Sorry, mate, a quick word?

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Look, I don't know if you've heard,

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but I put in for some funding for a community-outreach scheme.

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Yeah, I'm doing it through the gym.

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I want to give the kids around here more options.

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Tell them to keep their noses clean, stay out of gangs, they'll be all right.

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OK, well, anyway...I've got a meeting next week, Monday,

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to discuss about funding...

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which means I won't be able to do the afternoon shift.

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Sorry to drop it on you like that.

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-It's fine.

-Yeah?

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-Yeah, yeah.

-Nice one, Phil. Cheers.

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Ray, by the way, I'm going to have to cut your wages by 20%,

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-starting next pay packet.

-Come on, man, you can't do that.

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Ain't got any choice, I ain't got any money.

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Free to go if you want.

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I mean, there's plenty of people out there can do pie and chips.

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Ain't rocket science, is it?

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It's just sitting there, not being used.

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It ain't like they're going to miss it.

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That is not the point, young lady.

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You love a point, don't you?

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You're putting your future at risk, you know, and Lexi's.

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All right, just calm down.

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Listen to me, man. Small crimes like this leads to bigger things.

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-It is a mop and bucket.

-I saw it with my own son, Paul.

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This is how it starts, man.

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Using things that were going to be chucked away, yeah?

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Ain't that what you're supposed to do? Recycle?

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To look after the world and the environment

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for our children and little Lexi.

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All right, all right, all right.

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He's such an old woman.

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How much?

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Thank you.

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Have they got it?

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It's only a few quid. 43.50.

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Who was it made out to?

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Cash.

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But what for?

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Cos the window guy came on Saturday morning.

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So this must've been made out on Friday.

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Well, I definitely didn't write any cheques on Friday...

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So it was me?

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I had a zillion things going on around the place on Friday.

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So if I did make it out...

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But then why wouldn't I keep the stub?

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Probably a bill.

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Meat, rice...

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I mean, I could have a ring round and figure out where it went?

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I don't even remember. I just gave it away.

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It's fine, everyone makes mistakes. You've been working really hard.

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Maybe you should take some time off.

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What?

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You know, get away from the stress of here.

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Give yourself a chance to focus on the bigger picture,

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let me take care of the day-to-day stuff.

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-What, you'd do that for me?

-Yeah, course I would.

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What about Mum?

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She doesn't need to know, does she? Look, Tam, it's your restaurant.

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You can run it how you like.

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Show me again, show me again! Higher! Come on, man!

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Wait a minute, let me try, let me try.

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No wait, no wait.

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-Give it more attitude, man.

-How you get the click back? I can't get the click...

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You know what? I'll practise - by next week, I'll have it.

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-I'll believe that when I see it!

-THEY LAUGH

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So, can I get £12.60, please?

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Oh, sorry, I'm kind of short.

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I'll fix you up tomorrow, all right?

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Oh, Patrick, man, we're not supposed to.

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It's just one round.

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Yeah, I know, but these are Phil's rules, you know?

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Look, I'm getting my pension tomorrow,

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I'll come straight here and give it to you.

0:16:500:16:53

-Patrick, man, I'm sorry...

-Look, look, son,

0:16:530:16:56

I respect your decision, I do,

0:16:560:16:58

but don't make a fool of me now, man.

0:16:580:17:01

I told the girls I'd buy them a drink.

0:17:010:17:03

If I turn round now and say I can't pay for it,

0:17:030:17:05

-they'll lose all respect for me.

-That's fine, Patrick.

-Really?!

0:17:050:17:08

He's been coming in here for years,

0:17:080:17:10

I don't think he's about to go anywhere, do you?

0:17:100:17:12

Thanks, Phil. Thanks.

0:17:120:17:13

Erm, I thought we didn't do tabs?

0:17:140:17:16

Well, we look after our regulars, don't we?

0:17:160:17:19

-Now, shouldn't you be in there?

-Yeah, yeah, of course!

0:17:190:17:21

You need to clean up your garage doors.

0:17:270:17:30

You what?

0:17:300:17:31

Ain't you seen 'em?

0:17:310:17:33

-Chubby boy!

-Yep?

0:17:340:17:36

Keep an eye on this place, will ya?

0:17:360:17:38

Chubby b...?

0:17:400:17:41

Mmm! Mmm!

0:17:440:17:47

AJ BURPS

0:17:470:17:49

-Did you just burp?

-Yep!

-THEY LAUGH

0:17:490:17:53

OK, listen. So we had one in Ibiza, right?

0:17:530:17:55

There was a group of lads from, er...Hull.

0:17:560:17:59

-Oh!

-I know.

0:17:590:18:00

Anyway, they were like, 2am, they were on it, OK?

0:18:000:18:05

-And the stripper hasn't turned up.

-Why not?

0:18:050:18:07

Because it's Ibiza,

0:18:070:18:08

and the stripper turns up, the stripper doesn't turn up,

0:18:080:18:11

it's all the same to her. Whatever.

0:18:110:18:12

But these blokes, right, are getting lai-ry...

0:18:120:18:15

..and they've dropped, like, 500 quid each on a weekend to Ibiza

0:18:170:18:21

and they want their traditional stag-night entertainment.

0:18:210:18:24

God, so what did you do?

0:18:240:18:26

-I gave it to 'em!

-SHE LAUGHS

0:18:280:18:31

What? You?

0:18:310:18:33

They were going to go into town. They were going to leave.

0:18:330:18:35

No, no, it's a sound business decision.

0:18:350:18:38

-You know, if you've got it...

-BOTH: Flaunt it!

0:18:380:18:40

THEY LAUGH

0:18:400:18:42

So, you give 'em any...specials?

0:18:440:18:49

-Bit of this, bit of that.

-Oh, yeah, any of the other?

0:18:500:18:53

Yes, for my big finish...!

0:18:530:18:55

No, come on, shut up!

0:18:570:19:00

Cheers.

0:19:010:19:02

-No burping.

-Mmm-mmm!

0:19:020:19:04

SHE BURPS

0:19:070:19:08

THEY LAUGH

0:19:080:19:10

So, what do you reckon?

0:19:260:19:28

Oh!

0:19:290:19:30

SHE LAUGHS

0:19:300:19:32

What?

0:19:330:19:35

-(It's a secret.)

-Oh.

0:19:350:19:37

Closer!

0:19:390:19:41

I have got a bottle of rum back at mine that you would not believe.

0:19:430:19:48

Interesting.

0:19:500:19:51

It's from Guadeloupe.

0:19:520:19:54

Ooh, Guadeloupe!

0:19:540:19:55

THEY LAUGH

0:19:550:19:58

Well, let's go, then.

0:19:580:19:59

-Oh!

-SHE LAUGHS

0:20:000:20:02

Say it again.

0:20:020:20:04

-Guadeloupe!

-It's fun to say, isn't it?

0:20:040:20:08

-Guadeloupe!

-Guadeloupe.

0:20:090:20:11

Oi!

0:20:170:20:19

Phil, you got time for a chat?

0:20:220:20:24

Yeah, let's go upstairs.

0:20:240:20:26

Is there nowhere else?

0:20:280:20:29

-We've seen this one a couple of times.

-Yeah, I know...

0:20:370:20:41

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Hello.

0:20:410:20:43

Of course, you all know Roxy.

0:20:430:20:46

Roxanne Mitchell, I present to you family Masood. May I?

0:20:460:20:52

-Roxanne, please, make yourself at home.

-Er, hello?

0:20:530:20:58

So, how's everyone's day been?

0:20:580:21:01

If you don't mind, we're trying to watch something here.

0:21:010:21:04

Of course, of course. Mustn't distract you...

0:21:040:21:08

-Is that Antiques Roadshow?

-Uh-huh.

0:21:080:21:11

It's an institution.

0:21:110:21:12

Oh, God bless Fiona Bruce and her sexy boots!

0:21:120:21:17

-OK, all right, Veeru, let's wrap it up.

-Certainly.

0:21:170:21:20

Roxanne, let me see you out.

0:21:200:21:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.

0:21:220:21:25

CHRISTIAN MOUTHS

0:21:260:21:28

-Night, Roxy.

-Night.

0:21:300:21:32

Right, off we go.

0:21:320:21:33

ROXY LAUGHS

0:21:340:21:36

AJ!

0:21:360:21:37

Sorry!

0:21:380:21:40

-Goodnight, Roxy.

-Goodnight!

0:21:400:21:42

Not changed much, has it?

0:21:580:22:00

Well?

0:22:010:22:03

Oh, right.

0:22:030:22:05

We're going to open in the day as a cafe,

0:22:050:22:07

and then we're looking at running a youth disco.

0:22:070:22:09

Same as the club, but we don't need to extend the liquor licence.

0:22:090:22:13

-Why don't you come back here?

-What?

0:22:130:22:16

Come back here. Manage this place for me.

0:22:160:22:18

-Forget the R&R - live upstairs, whatever you like.

-Phil!

0:22:180:22:22

What's a club, eh? It's just a place for kids to have a skinful.

0:22:220:22:25

-This place, it's in your blood.

-I'm not interested.

0:22:250:22:28

-Yes, you are.

-No, I'm not!

0:22:280:22:29

Look, it's great you're back running things, but this is not for me, I...

0:22:310:22:35

I can't be here.

0:22:350:22:36

The only reason you're running the R&R - that's down to me, ain't it?

0:22:360:22:41

-Yeah, and I'm grateful.

-And this is how you show it, is it?

0:22:410:22:44

You're no great shakes as a manager.

0:22:440:22:45

I can easily get someone else to run it, give you the boot.

0:22:450:22:48

Don't you threaten me!

0:22:480:22:50

You don't want me working for you, fine.

0:22:500:22:52

-At least have the bottle to sack me.

-You always were a snob, I forgot that.

0:22:520:22:55

-I think I'd better go.

-Sharon, wait...

0:22:550:22:58

Get your hands off me!

0:22:580:22:59

Don't you do that again, OK?

0:22:590:23:02

Sharon.

0:23:030:23:04

He could go down for murder.

0:23:060:23:07

Ben, he pleaded guilty to manslaughter,

0:23:070:23:10

but they're going for murder, and the trial date's been set.

0:23:100:23:13

That's a good thing, though, isn't it?

0:23:130:23:15

I don't know what's going on, what he's doing.

0:23:150:23:17

He could end up going down for longer. Much longer.

0:23:170:23:21

And this place...

0:23:230:23:24

..how'd you ever put it behind you, eh?

0:23:250:23:28

Who says I have?

0:23:280:23:30

(Stay.)

0:23:350:23:36

Sorry. You're on your own.

0:23:370:23:40

You all right? Want a drink?

0:23:490:23:52

-Yeah, go on then.

-Patrick, can you get Jay a drink, please?

0:23:520:23:55

Just the usual, mate, please.

0:23:550:23:58

-I thought you were going home?

-Not till eight, got ages yet.

0:23:580:24:01

Did you get your cleaning stuff?

0:24:010:24:03

-It's not funny.

-Sorry, sorry. It is a little bit funny.

0:24:040:24:08

What's up with you two?

0:24:080:24:10

You don't want to know.

0:24:100:24:12

Is that another one on tick, is it?

0:24:130:24:15

First thing tomorrow, I promise you.

0:24:150:24:16

Don't take the mick.

0:24:160:24:18

-Of course not.

-Oi!

0:24:180:24:20

-Get it off.

-What?

0:24:220:24:24

Get it off!

0:24:240:24:25

-I don't know what you're talking about.

-Get it off!

0:24:250:24:28

All right!

0:24:280:24:29

Think you can treat this place like a dump? Show some respect!

0:24:290:24:32

-All right, leave it out.

-You what?

0:24:320:24:35

-She's done what you've asked.

-Have a look.

0:24:350:24:37

-What, you part of this gang now, are you?

-Just trying to have a drink.

0:24:370:24:40

You dump one family and hook up with whichever one'll take you,

0:24:400:24:43

-is that how it works?

-Come on, Phil.

0:24:430:24:45

-Yeah, well, get out.

-What?

0:24:450:24:48

-Out!

-What for?

0:24:480:24:50

Cos I said so, that's what for. You're barred, out!

0:24:500:24:52

You've lost it, mate.

0:24:550:24:57

Anyone else got a problem with that?

0:24:580:25:01

Eh? Cos this is my pub, yeah?

0:25:010:25:03

My pub.

0:25:030:25:04

ROXY AND AJ LAUGH

0:25:200:25:24

-OK, that is it!

-No, no, no.

0:25:310:25:34

Just because we've given him his own room, Masood,

0:25:340:25:36

-does not mean he can bring that depravity into this house.

-They're just having fun.

0:25:360:25:40

Well, that's about to stop.

0:25:400:25:41

I wouldn't go in there if I was you. Anything you see, you can't...

0:25:410:25:44

..un-see. You know what I mean.

0:25:460:25:48

He's right.

0:25:480:25:50

We'll speak to him in the morning.

0:25:500:25:53

TELEVISION VOLUME INCREASES

0:26:020:26:04

Got a flat of my own now, seeing my kids regularly,

0:26:040:26:08

so it's working out OK.

0:26:080:26:09

Haven't touched a thing in six months.

0:26:100:26:13

-That's it.

-Thanks, mate.

0:26:150:26:17

Right, would anyone else like to come up?

0:26:200:26:22

Hi, everyone.

0:26:310:26:33

My name's Sharon...

0:26:340:26:35

..and I'm an addict.

0:26:370:26:38

It's possible she's going by Janine Butcher.

0:26:400:26:43

-But she could be using a pseudonym.

-Friends? Relatives?

0:26:430:26:46

Not really. There's a list, but I doubt that lot'd help her.

0:26:460:26:50

What about properties, places she'd go?

0:26:500:26:53

Very organised.

0:26:530:26:54

I want to find her.

0:26:540:26:56

I'll start looking.

0:26:570:26:58

Good. Find anything, let me know.

0:27:000:27:02

So pretty, ain't ya?

0:27:020:27:04

Well, well, well.

0:27:180:27:20

Come on. Whee! Yes.

0:27:210:27:25

Shouldn't you be at work? Oh, Tam?

0:27:300:27:33

Isn't your new chef starting today?

0:27:330:27:35

I'm taking a step back.

0:27:360:27:37

Mmm... Your idea?

0:27:380:27:41

Joint decision. Pretty standard, really.

0:27:410:27:44

One partner handles day to day operations,

0:27:440:27:46

and the other takes a broader view.

0:27:460:27:49

Ah. And what does your mother say about that?

0:27:490:27:52

I haven't really told Mum about this...

0:27:540:27:56

cos, you know, she tends to "help out".

0:27:560:27:59

-My head.

-I know. I know.

-What was in that rum?

0:28:020:28:06

Good morning! How are we today?

0:28:060:28:09

-I'm just leaving.

-Oh no, please! Don't be silly.

0:28:100:28:13

-Come and join us for some breakfast.

-No.

0:28:130:28:15

I insist on it. I'll cook you anything you like.

0:28:150:28:18

-She's got to get Amy.

-Amy? Of course! You're a mother.

0:28:180:28:22

I don't know how that slipped my mind. Off you go then.

0:28:220:28:27

Go and tell your lovely,

0:28:270:28:29

impressionable daughter how wonderful last night was.

0:28:290:28:32

See ya.

0:28:340:28:36

Bye.

0:28:360:28:37

See ya! Thank you for coming. Visit us again soon. Love you.

0:28:370:28:44

Something funny?

0:28:440:28:46

'Because I'm skint.'

0:28:500:28:52

If Lexi's going to need more nappies,

0:28:520:28:54

I'm going to need more work.

0:28:540:28:55

No more stealing, Lola.

0:28:550:28:56

It's not stealing.

0:28:560:28:58

Well, not any more. I'm going to buy some floor cleaner off Syed.

0:28:580:29:01

And what if your Youth Offenders Officer finds out about this black market cleaning?

0:29:010:29:04

Then they'll be happy.

0:29:040:29:06

I've finished my community service and got a job.

0:29:060:29:08

-Not a legitimate one, though.

-But if you helped me, I can get it done in half the time.

0:29:080:29:12

Then there's less chance of me getting caught. But until then all I need is just...

0:29:120:29:15

Sorry, sorry.

0:29:150:29:17

It's Jimmy Cliff day at my old local in Ladbroke Grove.

0:29:170:29:21

-I'll come with you, won't I?

-There you are.

0:29:210:29:23

All right, fine. You're going to regret this, Patrick.

0:29:230:29:25

I was going to cut you in

0:29:250:29:27

and I could've sorted your retirement, right there.

0:29:270:29:29

-I'll be back this afternoon.

-Huh?

-Youth Offenders Officer?

0:29:290:29:33

I will definitely be gone for that.

0:29:330:29:35

You wimp. All right, fine.

0:29:350:29:37

Come on.

0:29:370:29:39

-Where're you going? What about Lexi?

-I'll be ten minutes. Please, just ten minutes?

0:29:390:29:44

-Please? Patrick.

-All right, all right.

0:29:440:29:48

-You leave the negotiating to me, yeah?

-You winding me up?

0:29:480:29:50

Excuse me, you are an amateur at this and I am a professional. Come on.

0:29:500:29:55

So, tiny little baby, you hardly ever go out

0:29:550:29:59

and you're still pulling the birds.

0:29:590:30:01

Yeah. I saw her leaving this morning, looking very smart.

0:30:010:30:05

< Hello?

0:30:050:30:06

Hello. In here!

0:30:060:30:08

-It's not what you think. She's helping me out with something.

-I bet she is.

0:30:080:30:11

Hey! What have you got all over your face?

0:30:120:30:16

Where did you get chocolate from?

0:30:160:30:18

From here. Didn't ya?

0:30:180:30:20

Where's my chocolate?

0:30:200:30:21

Right. I've got this poxy health visitor.

0:30:210:30:24

-OK. Was she good?

-Yeah, she was great.

0:30:240:30:28

-Jack, what's she got in her hair?

-I don't know.

0:30:280:30:32

What - you didn't look?

0:30:320:30:33

Rox, I got a gym to run here, ain't I?

0:30:330:30:35

Pick her up Wednesday night, yeah?

0:30:350:30:36

Yeah, all right.

0:30:360:30:38

Come on, Ames, let's go.

0:30:380:30:39

You even get home last night? You look a state.

0:30:390:30:41

-Always really grateful for your feedback.

-Know his name, this one?

0:30:410:30:44

Oh, don't.

0:30:440:30:46

-That's our daughter you're setting an example to.

-And it's all right for you, is it?

0:30:460:30:49

To bring home dolly birds every night? You're a parent as well.

0:30:490:30:52

I take care of my responsibilities, don't I?

0:30:520:30:54

-And I don't?

-Can you look me in the eye and tell me you feel great about yourself?

0:30:540:30:58

-Yeah. See you later, Amy.

-Say bye to Daddy.

0:30:590:31:03

-£2.20 a litre.

-Are you having a laugh?

0:31:090:31:11

-That's cheap.

-I can get four litres for £6.50 down the cash and carry.

0:31:110:31:14

Yeah, no name stuff, sure.

0:31:140:31:15

Yeah, but floor cleaner's floor cleaner, ain't it?

0:31:150:31:18

-All from the same factory, just different labels. Pound a litre, then.

-You're joking.

0:31:180:31:23

-Any more than that, I might as well go get it myself.

-£1.50.

-£1 or nothing.

0:31:230:31:26

How much do you want?

0:31:280:31:30

Three boxes now, then we'll see how we get on.

0:31:300:31:33

And 10% for buying in bulk, yeah?

0:31:330:31:36

-No chance.

-Worth a try.

0:31:360:31:39

Here y'are.

0:31:390:31:41

Er, cash?

0:31:410:31:43

Later on when you drop the rest.

0:31:430:31:45

Syed...

0:31:470:31:48

You've never been down the cash and carry before, have you?

0:31:480:31:50

What did I say? Leave the negotiating to me.

0:31:500:31:52

I thought you said you was skint.

0:31:520:31:54

I am. But I'll sort that later.

0:31:540:31:56

Offloading a bit of excess?

0:31:570:31:58

Got it cheap, so why not?

0:31:580:32:00

-How much did you get?

-Few boxes.

0:32:000:32:02

Tam said he's taking a break.

0:32:020:32:04

From the day to day stuff, yeah.

0:32:040:32:06

Anyway, I've got to chat to the new chef about wedding plans.

0:32:060:32:09

Christian and I are having it at the restaurant.

0:32:090:32:12

-That's a really good idea.

-Yeah, best get on, so...

0:32:120:32:15

Right. See you, then.

0:32:150:32:18

How'd we go?

0:32:210:32:23

Yeah, not bad. Had a few people in.

0:32:230:32:24

We should put the machine outside in the mornings - do coffee for people going to the Tube.

0:32:240:32:28

Yeah. Look into that. Good margin on takeaways.

0:32:280:32:31

Also, we could, um...

0:32:310:32:34

What...?

0:32:340:32:37

That's it.

0:32:370:32:38

All right.

0:32:380:32:39

Morning! Barrel store looks good. Ever so tidy.

0:32:550:33:00

There's going to be some changes.

0:33:010:33:03

Oh, here he is.

0:33:080:33:10

Emergency?

0:33:100:33:12

I'm on my own. Thanks for your support this morning.

0:33:120:33:15

She was up till half six waiting for you, you know.

0:33:150:33:18

She didn't want to miss you.

0:33:180:33:21

Good old Basanti. Always hating on me.

0:33:210:33:23

-Well, she had a very good reason.

-You knew exactly what was going on.

0:33:230:33:27

Yeah. Still. You don't have to rub her face in it.

0:33:270:33:32

So is this it?

0:33:340:33:35

You going to spend your day in a dingy bar?

0:33:350:33:38

-Oi. First day of the coffees, give us a break.

-Too bright in the caff.

-You could help Syed.

0:33:380:33:42

You don't want me anywhere near the public.

0:33:420:33:44

He's got these boxes of cleaning products to sell. You could sell.

0:33:440:33:47

Is this the Michael thing?

0:33:470:33:49

-What Michael thing?

-I don't know.

0:33:490:33:50

Syed mentioned some deal that had fallen through.

0:33:500:33:53

-What deal?

-I don't know.

0:33:530:33:56

What deal?

0:33:560:33:57

-I don't know.

-AJ, what deal?

0:33:570:33:59

Headache... Please.

0:33:590:34:01

Right, I've got to go.

0:34:010:34:03

-So this is how it is now, is it?

-What's that?

0:34:080:34:10

You dropping Dennis off whenever you like, me baby-sitting,

0:34:100:34:13

you coming and going whenever you please.

0:34:130:34:15

That's how it works.

0:34:150:34:16

Cooking him dinners, reading him stories.

0:34:160:34:18

-Stories?

-What, you only read him one?

0:34:180:34:21

We were reading a good hour, hour and a half.

0:34:220:34:24

Yeah. Roger The Racehorse, My Trip To The Seaside.

0:34:240:34:27

A lot of heavy stuff going in that boy's head before he could go to sleep.

0:34:270:34:31

But you got there in the end. All that effort, eh?

0:34:310:34:34

Yeah. For no reward.

0:34:340:34:36

What did you have in mind then?

0:34:360:34:38

Well, just dinner.

0:34:380:34:41

-When?

-Tomorrow night.

0:34:410:34:43

You got a sec?

0:34:460:34:48

-I'm in the middle of something.

-Won't take long.

0:34:480:34:52

Thanks, Jack. Oh, Jack?

0:34:520:34:54

That proposal? I'll consider it.

0:34:540:34:57

Yeah. If it's not too much trouble.

0:34:570:34:59

I... I was out of order.

0:35:020:35:06

Go on.

0:35:070:35:08

I said some things I shouldn't have. That I didn't mean.

0:35:080:35:11

I got no excuse.

0:35:110:35:14

I'm not coming back to the Vic.

0:35:140:35:15

You sure?

0:35:150:35:17

There's too much history there. For me.

0:35:170:35:21

You're doing a good job here, you know.

0:35:210:35:23

Anything you want to do here during the day, as long as it breaks even, do whatever you want.

0:35:230:35:27

I already am.

0:35:270:35:29

Yeah, I noticed.

0:35:290:35:32

I'll er...I'll leave you to it then.

0:35:320:35:35

Any word from Ben?

0:35:350:35:37

No.

0:35:380:35:40

Phil, if you need anything, let me know. I'm here, OK? I mean it.

0:35:400:35:46

Cheers.

0:35:460:35:47

And Phil, be careful of that place.

0:35:470:35:49

You can beat it, just be careful, yeah?

0:35:510:35:53

Ah. Wedding in the restaurant is a very good idea.

0:35:560:36:00

-I know, I think it's going to be really nice.

-Less organisation, too.

0:36:000:36:03

You think that, but a venue does it all for you. You don't even have to ask for a cake knife.

0:36:030:36:08

-You haven't got a cake knife, have you?

-No.

0:36:080:36:14

Must be a nightmare with all that bleach clogging up the flat as well.

0:36:140:36:17

How d'you mean?

0:36:170:36:19

-That cleaning stuff Syed's selling.

-Nah, Sy's got a lock up. Work and home do not cross.

0:36:190:36:22

-Syed's got a lock up?

-He has indeed. Look, I've gotta get on.

0:36:220:36:25

-I'll see ya later.

-Bye.

0:36:250:36:28

'Amy? Please just come in.'

0:36:280:36:30

If you get dirt in that gum you're going to make it worse. Amy!

0:36:300:36:33

LOUD DANCE MUSIC

0:36:330:36:34

Fat Boy... Fat Boy!

0:36:350:36:38

Yo. Feeling the vibe, yeah?

0:36:380:36:41

Can you maybe hold off the heavier stuff till a bit later, yeah?

0:36:410:36:43

I can't. I've got a shift later.

0:36:430:36:45

Can you not do it at all then?

0:36:450:36:47

Come on, Rox, man, I've got a gig on Friday.

0:36:470:36:49

Amy!

0:36:490:36:50

Rox, I swear. Gimme two minutes, I'll be done.

0:36:500:36:53

Fine. Amy!

0:36:530:36:55

I know we've got a fair bit, but a woman gave me a call

0:36:580:37:00

about taking some of it so I have to tell her exactly how much there is.

0:37:000:37:04

-OK. Can I see some ID?

-Yeah, yeah. Of course.

0:37:040:37:11

Will that do?

0:37:110:37:12

-Thanks. Can you lock up when you're done?

-Yeah.

0:37:120:37:19

CLANGING

0:37:400:37:42

A little underweight. Though she was premature, wasn't she?

0:37:490:37:51

Three months.

0:37:510:37:53

-Is she feeding well?

-Yep.

-Breast milk?

-No.

0:37:530:37:56

So how are you two getting on?

0:37:580:38:00

Fine.

0:38:000:38:01

Can you pick her up for me?

0:38:020:38:04

She smile at you?

0:38:080:38:09

Sometimes.

0:38:110:38:12

She's probably ready for the next size up in nappies, I'd say.

0:38:140:38:17

Bigger nappies. Bigger nappies.

0:38:200:38:22

-Yeah. Is that it?

-That's it.

0:38:220:38:25

Lovely. Cheers. Thank you.

0:38:280:38:30

Don't forget your book.

0:38:300:38:32

He can't have shifted much from the stall last week.

0:38:380:38:42

Give him a chance. The deal's only just fallen through.

0:38:420:38:44

Something's not right.

0:38:440:38:46

I'll talk to you later, OK.

0:38:480:38:49

Mas? Talk to him.

0:38:490:38:51

I'll see you at home, AJ.

0:38:510:38:53

Hey. I've been calling you all day.

0:39:010:39:05

Yeah, I know. Sorry. I've had her to look after.

0:39:050:39:09

-Can I get you a coffee? It's really good.

-No, no. I'm not going to stay.

0:39:090:39:12

-How's your head?

-Awful.

0:39:120:39:14

Yeah, well, you were lucky to get out when you did.

0:39:140:39:16

-Zainab was just warming up.

-HE CHUCKLES

0:39:160:39:20

Last night was fun.

0:39:200:39:22

Listen, if you ever fancied it, I'm always up for a drink and a laugh.

0:39:230:39:27

And I know that you are. Hey?

0:39:270:39:30

-Guadeloupe.

-Don't, don't.

0:39:300:39:32

-Right.

-Don't.

0:39:320:39:33

Maybe it's better if we just...don't. Yeah?

0:39:330:39:36

Right.

0:39:370:39:38

I got her to look after, ain't I...?

0:39:380:39:40

-What's your name again?

-Samina.

-You new?

-To your case, yes.

0:39:450:39:48

What happened to the other lady?

0:39:480:39:50

That doesn't matter at the moment. Are you still working?

0:39:500:39:53

Yeah. When I have time.

0:39:530:39:55

-And you've been sticking to your curfew?

-Yeah, I have.

-OK, that's good.

0:39:550:39:58

-Your tag comes off next week so we don't want to jeopardise that.

-Yeah, if you're even here next week.

0:39:580:40:02

-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Lola, it's Syed.

0:40:020:40:05

Are you going to get that?

0:40:070:40:09

Um, nah. Don't worry. They'll go. This is more important.

0:40:090:40:12

-You were saying?

-Lola? I saw you go in there.

0:40:120:40:14

It's all right. Go on.

0:40:140:40:16

Sorry, I'll be two secs. Just stay there.

0:40:160:40:20

Lola, these are heavy!

0:40:200:40:21

All right, I'm coming, I'm coming!

0:40:210:40:23

Here you go. Two more boxes makes three.

0:40:270:40:29

-Yeah. Can you come back later?

-I'm here now, what's the difference?

0:40:290:40:33

-What's this, Lola?

-Nothing.

0:40:330:40:35

Sorry, I didn't realise... I'm making a delivery. Won't be long.

0:40:350:40:38

75 quid.

0:40:380:40:40

-Is that floor cleaner?

-D'you want some? I'll do you a good deal.

0:40:400:40:42

Why are you dropping it all off here?

0:40:420:40:44

Finally. Syed, can you can take that straight to the B&B, please?

0:40:440:40:48

-Sorry, what?

-Come on now, man, I can't carry all that, at my age.

0:40:480:40:54

Sorry, I ordered that for the B&B,

0:40:540:40:56

and I arranged with Syed to have it delivered here

0:40:560:40:58

so I'd be around when you visit.

0:40:580:41:02

You know, but with Tube closures and Ladbroke Grove all that way...

0:41:020:41:06

Anyhow, I'm here right now. How much I owe you, son?

0:41:060:41:10

75 quid.

0:41:100:41:11

75...

0:41:110:41:13

That's 80. Keep the change.

0:41:150:41:17

-Let's get back to it, shall we?

-Sorry, I'll be in shortly.

0:41:180:41:22

-And you are?

-My apologies. Trueman. Patrick Trueman.

0:41:220:41:25

Lola's responsible adult.

0:41:250:41:27

Samina.

0:41:270:41:29

Pleasure to meet you, me dear.

0:41:290:41:31

You go in, I'll be there. Syed, leave them outside the door of the B&B. OK?

0:41:310:41:36

Sure.

0:41:360:41:37

Everywhere today, Dad, aren't you?

0:41:460:41:50

You offloading more of that?

0:41:510:41:52

Well, it looks like it.

0:41:520:41:54

Thought you only had a few boxes left.

0:41:540:41:56

That's what this is, it's a few boxes.

0:41:560:41:58

Syed. You can tell me if there's anything's wrong.

0:42:000:42:03

I can help you.

0:42:030:42:05

Dad, there is nothing wrong.

0:42:050:42:07

Now, I've got to deliver these, and they're heavy. All right?

0:42:070:42:11

Peaches. Seven...seven kilograms.

0:42:160:42:21

Yeah. They're roomy. Bigger ones.

0:42:230:42:27

-Get the blue brand.

-Why?

-Cos they're softer in the gusset. Got less leakage.

0:42:270:42:32

"Softer in the gusset." That's an interesting phrase.

0:42:320:42:35

It's made me feel moist and husky. Say it again.

0:42:350:42:37

Softer in the gusset.

0:42:370:42:38

Amy, Amy, leave it alone, you'll make it worse.

0:42:380:42:42

-You need ice for that.

-Huh?

0:42:420:42:44

Cos you freeze it off and then you can just comb it out.

0:42:440:42:48

How do you know that and I don't?

0:42:480:42:50

Cos I'm gay.

0:42:500:42:52

Yeah, you are.

0:42:520:42:54

Yes, he is.

0:42:550:42:56

Hi. Just got to grab some stuff for Syed.

0:42:580:43:03

-Just checking you're OK for cleaning stuff.

-I think we are, yeah.

0:43:270:43:30

Could do you a good deal.

0:43:300:43:32

Probably all right, mate.

0:43:330:43:34

Let me know if you change your mind. Yeah?

0:43:340:43:37

Syed. Come and have a coffee with me.

0:43:370:43:39

-I'm OK.

-Don't be silly. Two more lattes, Joey.

0:43:390:43:42

-You all right?

-Yeah. Just a bit busy.

0:43:420:43:45

-Doesn't that restaurant run itself?

-If you want to lose money, yeah.

0:43:450:43:48

-But we're expanding, I'm trying some new stuff, so...

-Sounds exciting.

0:43:480:43:52

It IS exciting. It's a really exciting time for all of us.

0:43:520:43:56

Still enjoying it?

0:43:560:43:57

Yeah. I mean, teething problems.

0:43:570:43:59

But we got a new chef, couple of tough nights. But other than that, I love it.

0:43:590:44:03

-Hey, you figured out that cleaning product thing?

-What?

0:44:030:44:07

Oh. I don't know, just making conversation.

0:44:080:44:11

Masood said you had cleaning stuff to get rid of or something.

0:44:110:44:14

Yeah, I did.

0:44:140:44:16

Sorted, yeah?

0:44:160:44:18

Yeah.

0:44:180:44:20

Look, Uncle AJ, I'm sorry. I'm really busy.

0:44:200:44:23

Sorry, boss, sorry, sorry. There was a lemonade spillage downstairs.

0:44:260:44:29

Had to get it all before it got all sticky and that.

0:44:290:44:31

I want to redecorate up here.

0:44:310:44:34

What? As in, like, completely?

0:44:350:44:38

Yep.

0:44:380:44:40

And in here. I want it all gone. Everything. Especially that thing.

0:44:400:44:45

Oh!

0:44:470:44:48

Look, this is Kat and Alfie's home.

0:44:490:44:52

What will they say when they come back?

0:44:540:44:56

I don't care.

0:45:000:45:01

HE DIALS NUMBER ON MOBILE

0:45:280:45:29

Yeah, Boris? Syed Masood.

0:45:350:45:38

Listen, I've changed my mind.

0:45:400:45:43

You can have that stock at the price we talked about

0:45:430:45:45

if you can come and get it today.

0:45:450:45:47

But we agreed. I'm taking a hiding on this as it is.

0:45:490:45:52

All right, get here as fast as you can. And bring a cheque.

0:45:570:46:02

Whoa, look at this, Amy. It's coming out. It's all coming out.

0:46:050:46:09

How clever is Michael, eh? Dinner wasn't bad either, was it?

0:46:090:46:13

-Yep, that's my signature dish. Oriental noodles.

-How fascinating.

0:46:130:46:17

So tell me, Michael - how exactly did you make it?

0:46:170:46:19

Oh, I'm not going to give away my secrets.

0:46:190:46:22

20 minutes, 180?

0:46:220:46:24

Yeah. Yeah. We do what we can, don't we?

0:46:240:46:27

Yeah. We do. Right, would you like a story?

0:46:270:46:31

Go get a book from your bag. Go on, off you go, gorgeous.

0:46:310:46:34

-How cute is that child?

-I know.

0:46:370:46:39

-That is the first proper dinner I've had in a month.

-No?

0:46:390:46:44

Last Saturday night - not proud of this -

0:46:440:46:47

last Saturday night I had two of those dirty old garlic breads

0:46:470:46:50

out of the Minute Mart.

0:46:500:46:52

With what?

0:46:520:46:53

-Half a bottle of Scotch.

-Ha!

0:46:530:46:56

OK. Well, I made cupcakes for a thing at her daycare.

0:46:560:47:00

See, that's baking. That is the benchmark of quality parenting. I don't have baking skills.

0:47:000:47:05

But next day my lunch was leftover icing. It was rock solid.

0:47:050:47:08

I had to, like, chisel it off the edge of the bowl with a knife.

0:47:080:47:11

-You scumbag. How was it?

-Amazing.

0:47:110:47:14

D'you ever wonder...

0:47:160:47:17

..if you've just made a pig's ear out of everything?

0:47:190:47:22

Are you joking? Hello?

0:47:220:47:24

Today, Michael - OK, one day, just one day in my life -

0:47:240:47:28

I have had Jack and that Mrs Masood woman, right,

0:47:280:47:33

call me a bad mother, a slapper and a filthy mess.

0:47:330:47:38

I know. You're thinking what I'm thinking.

0:47:380:47:40

It's the filthy mess bit, isn't it? Cos I look all right, don't I?

0:47:400:47:44

And, hold on a minute - I live with Fat Boy.

0:47:440:47:47

-Oh!

-Yeah.

-How did it happen?

-I don't know.

0:47:470:47:49

What happened to us? What happened to us?

0:47:490:47:52

Because I look back, and I look at the decisions I've made,

0:47:540:47:57

and I thought they were the right ones.

0:47:570:47:59

So I'm either really rubbish at making decisions,

0:47:590:48:01

or I've just got bad luck.

0:48:010:48:05

I probably think a bit of both.

0:48:050:48:07

Have you heard from Janine?

0:48:110:48:13

No, no.

0:48:130:48:16

That's another cracking idea.

0:48:170:48:19

Well, nothing we can do about it now. We got little people to look after, haven't we?

0:48:190:48:23

I got you something.

0:48:230:48:24

-What? What?

-Nothing.

0:48:240:48:25

Just to say thanks for helping out.

0:48:250:48:28

-Hand it over then.

-Ready?

0:48:280:48:30

Oh, dessert! Yes, nice one.

0:48:300:48:32

BABY CRIES

0:48:320:48:34

I'll get it, I'll get it. I'll go.

0:48:340:48:36

-Sure?

-Yeah.

0:48:360:48:37

Least I can do after you slaved away in the kitchen all day.

0:48:370:48:40

Fine woman, Rox.

0:48:410:48:43

Coming. Hold on.

0:48:430:48:45

What's this?

0:48:520:48:53

Just running my eye over the books.

0:48:530:48:55

Syed did that last week.

0:48:550:48:56

Well, can't hurt for someone else to take a look.

0:48:560:48:59

Dinner's here!

0:49:000:49:01

We can talk about this later. OK?

0:49:010:49:03

Tell you, Parvez has gone to town.

0:49:050:49:07

Oh, my goodness.

0:49:070:49:09

I think it's basically the entire menu. He wants us to know every dish backwards.

0:49:090:49:13

-Is this what we have to expect for the wedding?

-Don't start, Mum.

0:49:130:49:17

I thought we'd do something better than the restaurant.

0:49:170:49:19

We can't afford better than the restaurant. You saw the catering quotes. Tamwar!

0:49:190:49:24

-What are the books doing here?

-Just wanted to have a look at them.

0:49:250:49:29

I can manage that.

0:49:290:49:30

It's no problem.

0:49:300:49:32

If you can follow them.

0:49:340:49:36

Well, there's a lot of expenses at the moment.

0:49:360:49:39

It's probably not an accurate reflection of the business

0:49:390:49:42

in the long term.

0:49:420:49:43

That's what I'm worried about.

0:49:430:49:45

Come on. We can talk about this after dinner. Let's go.

0:49:450:49:49

Tamwar!

0:49:490:49:50

You know what, Sharon?

0:50:120:50:14

I reckon this whole coffee thing's going to be all right.

0:50:140:50:16

Here.

0:50:160:50:18

What...?

0:50:190:50:20

Just hang onto them. Please.

0:50:200:50:21

-You all right?

-Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

0:50:230:50:26

You know what, Syed - much better than the old chef.

0:50:380:50:42

He was a bit past it, I think.

0:50:420:50:43

Never had any complaints.

0:50:430:50:45

Superb little lamb chops.

0:50:450:50:47

There was nothing wrong with him, just a bit traditional.

0:50:470:50:50

Parvez is more modern, more in the direction we're going.

0:50:500:50:53

How much is it going to cost, this direction?

0:50:530:50:56

That's your problem, Dad. You've got no vision.

0:50:570:50:59

Making any money yet?

0:51:000:51:02

We will. Trust me.

0:51:030:51:05

Trust you. See, that's got me into trouble in the past.

0:51:060:51:09

-Masood.

-What about the cleaning products?

0:51:090:51:11

-What about them?

-All the cleaning products you're trying to sell. Must have cost a fortune.

0:51:110:51:15

What do you mean, "trying" to sell? He's already sold them.

0:51:150:51:18

Oh, right. Did he?

0:51:180:51:19

How would you know I haven't sold them?

0:51:190:51:21

Well, unless, of course, you'd seen them.

0:51:210:51:25

But how would you have seen them without breaking into my lock up?

0:51:250:51:28

I was just checking, that's all.

0:51:380:51:40

You didn't trust your own son?

0:51:410:51:42

Because he lied to me. Thousands of pounds' worth,

0:51:420:51:46

stacked up to the ceiling. And paid for out of what?

0:51:460:51:50

You said you'd get rid of them - and they're just sitting there, unsold.

0:51:500:51:54

Well, that's not strictly true.

0:51:560:51:59

That's a cleaning company in Angel. Taken the lot.

0:52:000:52:03

That's just the deposit. We'll make three grand in all.

0:52:040:52:08

Which I will put back into the restaurant.

0:52:080:52:10

There you go.

0:52:100:52:11

What do you think I've done now, Dad? Made it up?

0:52:150:52:19

Forged the cheque? Do you want to come with me now?

0:52:190:52:21

-We can go to Boris, we can meet him in Angel.

-Don't be silly.

0:52:210:52:24

Dad, why don't you check the books? Go on.

0:52:240:52:28

You won't find anything.

0:52:280:52:30

-You will.

-Tamwar.

0:52:310:52:33

There's a cheque missing.

0:52:330:52:35

I wrote it, I don't know when, or who to.

0:52:350:52:38

And I'm on top of it.

0:52:380:52:40

That's why I didn't want you to check the books. Because I knew you'd find that.

0:52:400:52:45

Are you happy now?

0:52:460:52:48

-I think you need to apologise to your son, Masood.

-Don't worry, Mum.

0:52:530:52:56

No, I think you need to apologise to him.

0:52:560:52:59

I'm sorry, Syed.

0:53:070:53:09

I'll never doubt you again.

0:53:120:53:14

So, is he staying?

0:53:330:53:35

I don't know.

0:53:370:53:39

Just woke up and there he was.

0:53:390:53:40

Who's the card for?

0:53:520:53:55

My, er...

0:53:550:53:57

My pen pal on death row.

0:53:570:53:58

-Right.

-Mm.

0:53:590:54:01

Yeah, no-one understands him but me.

0:54:010:54:04

So what are you up to today?

0:54:040:54:06

Nothing.

0:54:060:54:07

Morning. I'm looking for Mr Tamwar Masood?

0:54:120:54:15

Why?

0:54:160:54:18

Adam Beecroft, on behalf of Arcourt Lending.

0:54:190:54:23

I'm Mr Masood.

0:54:250:54:27

Perhaps we could have a quick chat?

0:54:270:54:29

About your last three payments? We seem to be missing them.

0:54:290:54:31

Now's not a good time.

0:54:310:54:33

-It'll only take 20 minutes or so.

-I can't right now.

0:54:330:54:37

-I'll be back in the area about two, three maybe. Around then suit?

-Syed?

0:54:370:54:41

It's just a sales thing I arranged.

0:54:410:54:43

What are you doing in first thing?

0:54:430:54:45

I'm sure you can find some use for me. After two's good.

0:54:450:54:49

I'll be back some time around then.

0:54:490:54:50

-ALICE LAUGHS

-He didn't!

-He did, he did!

0:54:550:54:58

All right?

0:55:000:55:01

What's he doing here?

0:55:020:55:04

Dad's got me and him tickets for the dogs today.

0:55:040:55:06

Yeah, special treat. Booked ages ago.

0:55:060:55:08

If I'd known you were doing something for Alice's day off...

0:55:080:55:11

Maybe we can go and see Mum this weekend?

0:55:110:55:14

It's Mum's birthday today.

0:55:140:55:16

I'm sorry, Dad.

0:55:160:55:18

It's all right.

0:55:180:55:20

Er, You're working today.

0:55:200:55:21

No, I'm not. I'm down to work this morning.

0:55:210:55:23

No. Youth Disco this afternoon? You said you'd look after it.

0:55:230:55:27

Please tell me you've started.

0:55:270:55:28

I am so sorry, Sharon, I completely forgot.

0:55:280:55:32

I can't cancel it now, Joey.

0:55:320:55:34

Look, I tell you what, decorate the club. Round the kids up.

0:55:340:55:38

Do a good job and I'll let you off the evening shift, OK?

0:55:380:55:41

We can go see Mum this evening instead. She knows you care, Joe.

0:55:420:55:46

But does she know YOU care, Alice? You're not even talking to her.

0:55:460:55:49

This was the one day she was supposed to feel special.

0:55:490:55:52

That's a rotten shame, isn't it(?)

0:55:520:55:54

-Don't talk about my mum like that.

-No, I wasn't. I...

0:55:540:55:57

Right, I'll tell you what we'll do.

0:55:590:56:01

You do the kiddies' disco.

0:56:010:56:03

I'll pick you up afterwards, zoom you down to your mother's.

0:56:030:56:06

You have a nice visit, give me a ring.

0:56:060:56:08

I'll come and pick you up and zoom you back.

0:56:080:56:11

We'll get the bus.

0:56:120:56:14

The offer was there, Joe. Don't pretend it wasn't.

0:56:140:56:16

We'll get no time if we get the bus.

0:56:160:56:18

It's only your mother I'm thinking of.

0:56:180:56:21

Please, Joey. It's only a lift. We can play I-spy.

0:56:210:56:24

All right. OK. Pick us up after work.

0:56:280:56:32

-You never said it was your mum's birthday.

-Hm.

0:56:330:56:35

Well, that's that, then.

0:56:350:56:38

-Is Michael here?

-Yeah, he said he'd be back in a minute.

0:56:380:56:41

Would you do me a favour and make sure he gets them?

0:56:410:56:44

-What, in case he thinks Nigella dropped by?

-Very funny,

0:56:440:56:46

It's just a little joke we had from, like, a mates' night in.

0:56:460:56:49

-OK.

-Hold on, excuse me,

0:56:490:56:51

is it not possible for me to spend a night with a bloke as mates?

0:56:510:56:54

What are you? 13?

0:56:540:56:56

No, no, I believe you, babe.

0:56:560:56:58

-Good.

-Nothing happened.

0:56:580:56:59

But those lame tasty treats say he's got you right where he wants you.

0:56:590:57:03

Come on, Lauren, I have to fill the place. 4pm. You'd be helping me out.

0:57:080:57:11

It's an under-18s disco. Not even Abi's that tragic.

0:57:110:57:14

-Can I have a cup of tea?

-Luce, you're coming, ain't you?

0:57:140:57:17

I'll see what I feel like.

0:57:170:57:18

Since when did you care what people think?

0:57:180:57:20

-Yeah, but I'll know what I've done.

-You've sunk lower.

0:57:200:57:23

-I definitely haven't.

-Lauren, I have seen the photos. The emo days.

0:57:230:57:26

OK. Well, if some kid pings my bra strap,

0:57:260:57:29

that's it, I'm burning myself alive.

0:57:290:57:31

Right, Vic first? Or shall we just neck some vodka

0:57:310:57:33

-then cry for no reason for old time's sake?

-You are coming then?

0:57:330:57:36

I haven't decided yet.

0:57:360:57:38

OK, one condition. I'll go, but we've all got to go out after.

0:57:380:57:42

I can't. I'm visiting Mum, aren't I?

0:57:430:57:45

No! You're meeting Mama Joey!

0:57:450:57:49

OK, tell her that the niece she's never met says hi.

0:57:490:57:51

Oh, sorry, I just...

0:57:540:57:56

I assumed that you'd be going, too.

0:57:560:57:58

Why? I'm not after anything serious.

0:57:580:58:01

What are you feeding Phil for?

0:58:070:58:09

It's only a couple of rashers and a bit of egg and...

0:58:090:58:12

Yeah, but if you feed him, he'll stay.

0:58:120:58:14

PHIL GARGLES

0:58:140:58:16

Oh, a fry-up. Lovely.

0:58:180:58:19

-No! It's not for you.

-Hey, Greedy Jeanie! Give Phil some food!

0:58:190:58:22

The decorator's coming to give us a quote.

0:58:240:58:28

Well, I know you've got loads on,

0:58:280:58:29

-so, I mean, if you want to leave that to me, that's fine.

-No.

0:58:290:58:32

OK.

0:58:320:58:34

-Ketchup?

-Yes.

0:58:360:58:39

Thank you.

0:58:390:58:41

So what's this sales meeting about?

0:58:420:58:45

Advertising space.

0:58:460:58:49

We spent the advertising budget.

0:58:490:58:50

-Yeah, I know.

-So why are we meeting him?

0:58:500:58:52

I'm just hearing him out, Tam.

0:58:520:58:54

Hello?

0:58:540:58:55

Ah!

0:58:550:58:57

Look who just sprinted his postal round

0:58:570:58:59

just so he could spend a precious day

0:58:590:59:02

working with the son he so loves and respects.

0:59:020:59:05

Course, I begged AJ to spend the day with me

0:59:050:59:07

but, you know, he just loves family time.

0:59:070:59:11

Yeah, it's like...crack to me.

0:59:110:59:12

SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:59:140:59:15

There's no better fun than spontaneous fun.

0:59:160:59:19

OK, listen up.

0:59:220:59:23

You need to cherish any moment that you have with each other,

0:59:230:59:27

cos you never know when death might strike. Right?

0:59:270:59:30

OK, so have a nice day, I love you, bye!

0:59:330:59:37

DOOR SLAMS

0:59:390:59:41

So, er...

0:59:420:59:43

..let's do as the lady says. Let's have some spontaneous fun!

0:59:450:59:49

MUSIC: "Bonkers" by Dizzee Rascal

0:59:490:59:51

-Boo!

-Who is it?

0:59:510:59:53

It means so much to him that you're letting him drive us.

0:59:530:59:56

-Thank you. thank you.

-Yes, well, I'm doing it for Mum, all right?

0:59:560:59:59

Even if I can't get time off, promise me you'll still go, yeah?

0:59:591:00:03

Well...I know how much it means to you to get the time off

1:00:031:00:07

so you've got two little helpers to make sure this is a success.

1:00:071:00:10

Listen to that!

1:00:101:00:11

-That's just talking, that is. And I can't understand a word he says.

-No.

1:00:111:00:16

Come on, Joe, it's not for my sake, it's for your mother's.

1:00:181:00:22

The quicker you get done here, the quicker we can get down there.

1:00:221:00:25

You don't want her spending her birthday on her own, do you?

1:00:251:00:28

I can't go if you're not there, Joey. You know how bad things are.

1:00:281:00:31

All right. Stick these up.

1:00:351:00:38

Oh, wagwan super-sexy buff ting. Finally reeling Michael in, yeah?

1:00:431:00:46

And going with the hot new dress. I like it, I like it.

1:00:461:00:49

People are talking about me?

1:00:491:00:50

No. No, no.

1:00:501:00:52

-No. No, no way.

-Good.

1:00:521:00:55

Not recently.

1:00:551:00:57

-So they're talking about me?

-No more than usual.

1:00:571:01:00

I've only heard about you and AJ, not Michael, so...

1:01:001:01:02

-Oh, just... This is great!

-Hey! Roxy, Roxy.

1:01:021:01:06

-What?

-Roxy, listen. Just...

1:01:061:01:09

Don't let Michael take advantage, all right? I'll see you at home.

1:01:091:01:13

SHE SIGHS

1:01:151:01:16

-Look at Tamwar, he's melting into a little puddle.

-Sorry, what?

1:01:201:01:24

Syed, what is the matter with you?

1:01:241:01:26

-Nothing.

-FYI. Suits at 12 o'clock.

1:01:261:01:28

Forget Brick Lane. This is where it's at. East End, family run. Lovely.

1:01:281:01:32

Table for three, please.

1:01:321:01:34

Aw, bless them, they're keeping it real

1:01:341:01:36

with the little people who paid for their incompetence.

1:01:361:01:39

I might do something incompetent in their food.

1:01:391:01:43

Like, what is it? Like... Ow!

1:01:431:01:45

Can you two stop mucking around?!

1:01:451:01:47

All right, we were only joking.

1:01:471:01:49

-Are your pants too tight?

-We've synchronised cycles.

1:01:491:01:52

-I know it's not snappy time.

-This isn't going to work.

1:01:521:01:55

The hand of death could strike at any time!

1:01:551:01:57

-Hai!

-Just go home!

1:01:571:01:59

I'll tell Mum we had a lovely day.

1:01:591:02:01

Sorry, gents, I'll be with you in a minute, yeah?

1:02:041:02:06

MUSIC: "Read All About It" by Professor Green and Emeli Sande

1:02:091:02:12

I feel the best way forward from here

1:02:131:02:15

is for you to look like you're helping.

1:02:151:02:17

Oh, no. These are the kind of things that need a woman's touch.

1:02:171:02:20

You're not going to impress him by sitting around all day.

1:02:201:02:23

Dad,

1:02:251:02:27

don't get your hopes up too much, yeah?

1:02:271:02:29

It's all right, sweetheart.

1:02:291:02:31

I've got a secret weapon.

1:02:321:02:33

Now, I was going to save these for the drive later...

1:02:351:02:38

For old time's sake.

1:02:401:02:42

We got through bags of these on that trip to Southend.

1:02:421:02:46

Was that the imaginary trip, Derek, or...?

1:02:461:02:49

Come on, Joe, you remember.

1:02:491:02:51

You sitting on my lap, steering.

1:02:511:02:55

-Me working the pedals.

-Did you?

-No.

1:02:551:02:57

I tell you what, sweetheart,

1:03:021:03:03

why don't you go and get your glad rags on, eh?

1:03:031:03:06

Have fun.

1:03:111:03:12

I know there's things

1:03:161:03:17

you don't like to admit in front of your sister, Joe.

1:03:171:03:20

But you do remember.

1:03:201:03:22

I had a Triumph stag. Eh?

1:03:221:03:24

You was proud as punch when you saw it.

1:03:241:03:27

It was yellow.

1:03:291:03:30

That's right!

1:03:311:03:33

It was a pretty cool car, weren't it? It was like a...

1:03:341:03:37

What was that comic I used to read? Like the superhero's car.

1:03:371:03:41

Driving down the front, beeping at the girls.

1:03:421:03:45

Your mum laughing...

1:03:451:03:48

We did use to laugh, me and your mum.

1:03:481:03:50

We had fun that day.

1:03:501:03:52

It was all right, yeah.

1:03:571:03:58

Never...

1:04:001:04:02

Never got the chance to drive the old Triumph Stag for real, though, did I?

1:04:021:04:06

Only the lucky few do.

1:04:061:04:07

Shame, innit?

1:04:101:04:12

I mean, I always wanted to.

1:04:121:04:13

Could be fun, eh?

1:04:151:04:16

You leave it to your old man.

1:04:241:04:27

Kamil let lose on a trading floor

1:04:331:04:35

would literally lose less money than these lot, and he's two.

1:04:351:04:39

-And they never tip.

-The merger's been agreed,

1:04:391:04:41

just not announced. I'd say, conservatively speaking, 30% on the first day.

1:04:411:04:45

Just throw what you can at it, all right?

1:04:451:04:48

Here you go.

1:04:491:04:51

That's for Professor Kamil's MENSA membership.

1:04:511:04:54

Thank you, it was lovely.

1:04:541:04:57

-Look, I can handle this.

-I've got some good ideas.

1:04:591:05:02

Tam, we know you're smart. You're not a negotiator.

1:05:021:05:05

Adam...

1:05:051:05:07

Hi, wooden spoon, I've been expecting you.

1:05:071:05:10

You so want to meet his mum.

1:05:101:05:12

No, I don't.

1:05:121:05:14

-Mm, you do.

-No, I don't.

1:05:141:05:16

Well, it would've been nice to have been asked, though, wouldn't it?

1:05:161:05:20

Look, I like him more than he likes me.

1:05:221:05:24

So can we just skip to the part where you pass out and shut up?

1:05:241:05:27

Oh, sor-ry!

1:05:271:05:30

Well, I was only saying that if you want things to be more serious,

1:05:301:05:33

then why don't you just tell him?

1:05:331:05:35

Please, Lauren, I'm not one of those needy, pathetic girls.

1:05:351:05:38

Right, well, how's he meant to know?

1:05:381:05:40

I don't want him to know.

1:05:421:05:44

Right, so you're just waiting for Joey to wake up one morning

1:05:441:05:47

and decide that he wants more?

1:05:471:05:49

Yeah.

1:05:511:05:52

Look, you are giving Joey

1:05:531:05:56

all the benefits with, like, none of the hassle.

1:05:561:05:58

Why on earth would he want more?

1:05:581:06:01

Missing the mortgage payment, it was an oversight.

1:06:031:06:05

The last three?

1:06:051:06:07

It's in our interest to find a solution.

1:06:081:06:11

Let's say we extend the deadline.

1:06:111:06:15

Thank you. Thank you very much.

1:06:151:06:18

The mortgage balance in ten days?

1:06:181:06:20

What, ten days? I can't find nine grand in ten days!

1:06:201:06:25

OK, we can arrange a chat about a new debt repayment plan.

1:06:251:06:29

No. No, look, I'll shift some funds around.

1:06:291:06:32

I'd rather we drew up a plan together.

1:06:321:06:34

What do you know about running a business, eh?

1:06:341:06:37

Look, this is how it works.

1:06:371:06:39

You invest money, you wait for a return.

1:06:391:06:41

Don't you understand the basic principles?

1:06:411:06:44

Who's bankrupting their family? You or me?

1:06:441:06:46

Nine grand. Ten days.

1:06:471:06:50

Cheers, mate. I'll get back to you on the colours, yeah?

1:06:531:06:57

Quote done, then?

1:06:581:07:00

So I, um, picked these up.

1:07:001:07:03

So that you could take them home.

1:07:031:07:05

You know, you can chose all the colours you want. From...home.

1:07:061:07:10

No.

1:07:101:07:12

Dad dropped back home all excited.

1:07:151:07:18

He told you to work on me, didn't he?

1:07:181:07:20

Why do you always think he's up to something?

1:07:201:07:22

Because I know him, Al.

1:07:221:07:24

-Well, you're right, he is up to something.

-Hmm?

1:07:241:07:26

He's gone up to Dagenham to sort out some big surprise for you.

1:07:261:07:29

Really?

1:07:291:07:31

If you're leading him on to hurt him, I'll be so angry at you, Joey.

1:07:311:07:35

I'm not leading him on, Al, all right?

1:07:351:07:37

MUSIC: "Morning Star" by N-Dubz

1:07:371:07:41

I'll just go for a little wee-wee, then.

1:07:481:07:51

I'm going with you to your mum's. I want to meet her.

1:07:561:07:59

You...

1:08:011:08:02

You are so...

1:08:041:08:06

Joey!

1:08:071:08:09

Come on then, you finished? Want to go back on?

1:08:091:08:11

No? OK.

1:08:111:08:13

You don't want to go back on at all?

1:08:141:08:15

All right?

1:08:151:08:17

Thanks for the cakes. They were nice.

1:08:171:08:20

They were brightly coloured, weren't they?

1:08:201:08:23

It was just a joke.

1:08:231:08:24

-OK.

-She kept you up all night again, didn't she?

1:08:251:08:28

Yeah. Yeah, she did.

1:08:281:08:31

How do people do it?

1:08:311:08:33

Can you come over?

1:08:341:08:37

-No.

-Why?

1:08:371:08:38

-No. No, it's not a good idea.

-Why?

1:08:381:08:41

Cos people are talking about you and me.

1:08:421:08:44

And this bothers you?

1:08:441:08:46

So that's settled, then.

1:08:491:08:51

You're going with your mum's psycho ex but you won't go with me?

1:08:511:08:54

Oh, come on, you know it's not...

1:08:541:08:56

No! No, don't tell me - they're family problems.

1:08:561:09:01

What, and you don't think I have family problems?

1:09:011:09:03

And the George Street flat, and the caff.

1:09:031:09:05

But do I shut you out? No, OK? I don't.

1:09:051:09:08

So let's just...talk about it.

1:09:101:09:13

Let's talk about us.

1:09:151:09:17

Of course I was going to invite you, Luce.

1:09:251:09:29

But, you know, you've got so many problems.

1:09:291:09:33

I ain't going to drag you down with mine, am I?

1:09:331:09:36

You deserve somebody

1:09:371:09:40

who's going to treat you like the special girl you are.

1:09:401:09:44

ALICE GIGGLES

1:09:561:09:57

I swear, if that foetus winks at me one more time,

1:09:571:10:00

I'm calling child protection. On myself.

1:10:001:10:03

Ugh. How embarrassing.

1:10:061:10:08

Oh, yes, yes. Cos we looked SO cool before he turned up, didn't we(?)

1:10:081:10:12

All right, sweetheart? Hi, Lauren.

1:10:121:10:14

Look, I'm telling you, mate,

1:10:141:10:16

a bloke is going to be parking a stolen vehicle outside the R&R club

1:10:161:10:20

in about a half hour.

1:10:201:10:21

Yeah, well, he's got form and he said he's going to do it, so...

1:10:211:10:26

That's all I'm going to say, mate, all right? Bye.

1:10:261:10:30

Well, I just promised Alice a twirl.

1:10:321:10:34

And then, sir, your carriage awaits.

1:10:341:10:36

Nice one, Derek.

1:10:361:10:38

Well, do help yourself to a coca colada, won't you?

1:10:381:10:40

Scarlett says she wants her daddy.

1:10:471:10:49

Did she really?

1:10:511:10:52

Yeah.

1:10:521:10:54

Michael, are you using me?

1:10:551:10:57

Yeah, you know.

1:10:581:10:59

We had our little, "There, there, don't cry" bonding thing

1:10:591:11:03

and now you think I'm your nanny, don't you?

1:11:031:11:05

Where's that come from? Let me get this right.

1:11:051:11:07

You think I'm using you for sex and as a nanny simultaneously?

1:11:071:11:12

That sounds really wrong.

1:11:121:11:15

-Yeah, it does.

-I just...

1:11:151:11:17

I dunno, people are just making me paranoid.

1:11:171:11:20

Well, just because you're paranoid

1:11:201:11:22

doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

1:11:221:11:25

That was a joke!

1:11:251:11:26

DOOR OPENS

1:11:361:11:37

Did I leave something on the table?

1:11:371:11:40

DOOR SLAMS

1:11:401:11:41

No, I didn't find anything.

1:11:421:11:44

Any chance I can have a whiskey?

1:11:451:11:47

We're closed.

1:11:471:11:49

Come on, I'm gasping.

1:11:491:11:51

That looks stressful.

1:12:001:12:01

You've no idea.

1:12:041:12:05

Do you want to run it by me?

1:12:051:12:07

Come on. Who am I going to tell?

1:12:081:12:10

MUSIC: "Young" by Tulisa

1:12:181:12:20

Joey! Ian's got Denny

1:12:221:12:24

-so I can take over now. Go see your mum, yeah?

-Thanks.

1:12:241:12:28

-I'm losing the will to live.

-It's not that bad.

1:12:301:12:34

Can you listen to yourself, please?

1:12:341:12:36

A bit of good wholesome fun would do you good.

1:12:361:12:39

-You want to take a leaf out of your cousin's book.

-Right, ready?

1:12:391:12:42

Here, Joe, tell Alice about our trip to Southend.

1:12:421:12:45

-No.

-See?

1:12:451:12:46

You do remember some good stuff!

1:12:461:12:48

Tell you what,

1:12:481:12:50

why don't you buy yourself a Shirley Temple on me?

1:12:501:12:52

-Joey!

-Hm?

1:12:551:12:56

What happened with Lucy? I need to know before I face her.

1:12:581:13:02

Lucy wants to meet my mother.

1:13:021:13:03

Yeah. See, I think that might have been my advice.

1:13:031:13:05

-It's all right. She decided to take it, didn't she?

-Can we talk?

1:13:051:13:08

Not now.

1:13:081:13:10

Evening, officer. You all right?

1:13:171:13:19

Oh, that reminds me, I've got something for you, Joe.

1:13:201:13:23

Oh, what's the matter? Don't you like it?

1:13:251:13:28

Sharon needs me to stay on.

1:13:331:13:35

What? Since when?

1:13:351:13:38

Dad's gone to all the trouble, Joey. It's just a ride in the car.

1:13:401:13:44

-I knew you'd do this.

-No, it's all right, sweetheart.

1:13:441:13:47

You don't have to go.

1:13:471:13:49

-It's Mum's birthday.

-Well, yeah.

-At least one of us should be there.

1:13:491:13:53

They can't blame you for one bad deal. It happens.

1:14:001:14:02

Yeah, well, I only just got back in the family.

1:14:021:14:06

Not because of what happened with the business.

1:14:061:14:09

It's...other stuff.

1:14:091:14:11

Me... It's personal stuff.

1:14:121:14:15

I know, it should be so easy to be someone they can be proud of.

1:14:171:14:21

And I'm a good dad. I work hard.

1:14:211:14:25

I'm right here, in the family, every day.

1:14:251:14:28

I don't even like what I do.

1:14:281:14:31

Well, sometimes you've got to take a chance on what makes you happy.

1:14:311:14:34

Oh, yeah. Well, I've tried that.

1:14:341:14:36

I lost everything.

1:14:361:14:39

I nearly died just to be happy.

1:14:391:14:40

Who are you doing this for?

1:14:421:14:44

My mum and dad have worked away their lives for me.

1:14:451:14:48

It sounds like you've told them the truth

1:14:481:14:50

about bigger things in the past.

1:14:501:14:52

Hasn't stopped them loving you, has it?

1:14:521:14:55

Some people aren't that lucky.

1:14:551:14:57

I know.

1:14:571:14:59

Tell them the truth about this.

1:15:021:15:04

What's the worst that can happen?

1:15:041:15:05

DOOR OPENS, CLOSES

1:15:081:15:11

I was just, um...

1:15:171:15:19

just getting some clingfilm for Jean.

1:15:191:15:21

Mum was always good at this stuff.

1:15:241:15:26

Um...

1:15:301:15:32

Maybe a nice beige.

1:15:331:15:35

No.

1:15:351:15:37

-Maybe a nice white?

-No!

-OK...

1:15:371:15:39

Maybe...maybe you should get off home and sleep on it? Or...

1:15:421:15:46

or we wait until Alfie and Kat come back and can see what they say?

1:15:461:15:50

I ain't going anywhere till the decorating's done.

1:15:501:15:54

I don't understand, what's happened?

1:15:581:16:00

-Don't worry, Ma. I'm going to fix it.

-Fix what, Syed?

1:16:001:16:03

Syed? Spit it out.

1:16:041:16:06

Tamwar's tried so hard...

1:16:131:16:15

..but the debt's worse than we thought.

1:16:171:16:20

Why couldn't he just have got into Oxford?

1:16:221:16:25

And become a successful academic

1:16:251:16:26

so we could all stop pretending he's any kind of business man?

1:16:261:16:29

Why is his wife still not by his side? She had the business brains.

1:16:291:16:32

He must never find out how bad this is.

1:16:351:16:37

It would destroy him.

1:16:371:16:39

I don't believe it.

1:17:111:17:12

Me!

1:17:141:17:15

I don't believe it.

1:17:171:17:19

I've raised a...

1:17:201:17:21

a grass.

1:17:211:17:24

You raised nobody, Derek.

1:17:241:17:26

You really don't get it, do you, eh?

1:17:261:17:29

I'm smarter than you!

1:17:291:17:32

And I look someone in the eye when I do them harm.

1:17:321:17:36

I don't particularly care what a wife beater thinks of me.

1:17:361:17:39

You loved the bones of me once!

1:17:391:17:40

What, after one week in Southend with my...?

1:17:401:17:42

What goes on in that sick head?

1:17:421:17:45

You were sitting here on my lap. We were laughing.

1:17:451:17:47

-It's not real! It never happened!

-Let me tell you something!

-Go on!

1:17:471:17:51

Let me tell you something!

1:17:511:17:52

It takes dedication to hate someone, son.

1:17:551:17:58

You think it's clever for a young bloke with a beautiful girlfriend

1:18:011:18:06

to spend his days plotting and planning stupid little schemes?

1:18:061:18:10

You think it's clever for a young man to miss his mother's birthday?

1:18:111:18:15

I'm only going to tell you this because you're my son.

1:18:181:18:22

If you can't fill your head with anything but hating me,

1:18:221:18:27

you are going to end up a very disturbed, lonely little man.

1:18:271:18:32

Putting your foot down to Joey went well, then?

1:18:451:18:48

Yep.

1:18:481:18:50

You're sure he didn't mind you going all Beyonce on him?

1:18:501:18:54

Why? What did he say?

1:18:541:18:57

Nothing.

1:18:571:18:59

-A pint, please, mate.

-Sure.

1:18:591:19:01

He just wants you to back off a bit.

1:19:021:19:04

Hard day?

1:19:061:19:08

-Yeah, well, it's Mum's birthday today, so...

-Oh, nice.

1:19:081:19:12

I hope you spoilt her rotten.

1:19:121:19:14

Look, I don't want to meet your mum, OK?

1:19:191:19:21

I don't want the commitment.

1:19:211:19:24

Let's just keep things cas, yeah?

1:19:241:19:26

Drink?

1:19:271:19:28

I'm busy.

1:19:301:19:32

Look, she really likes you, you know.

1:19:391:19:43

Don't muck her about.

1:19:431:19:44

I won't.

1:19:451:19:46

I'm...

1:19:461:19:48

I'm not like that, Lauren.

1:19:481:19:50

OK.

1:19:511:19:53

MUSIC: "Try a Little Tenderness"

1:19:561:20:00

The nest egg

1:20:101:20:12

that I put aside...

1:20:121:20:14

It's £1,000 for Tamwar.

1:20:141:20:16

£5,000 for Kamil.

1:20:161:20:18

-It's all in the savings account.

-No way.

-They need never know.

1:20:181:20:22

-Mum, listen to me...

-Syed, if the business goes under, we all go under.

1:20:221:20:26

I can't work my way through that again.

1:20:261:20:29

Please.

1:20:321:20:34

Syed, take it.

1:20:371:20:38

FAINT SHOUTS AND THUDS

1:21:001:21:03

SHOUTS CONTINUE

1:21:061:21:08

WIND HOWLS

1:21:141:21:18

DOOR UNLOCKS

1:21:551:21:57

Hey! We thought we'd let you sleep.

1:22:061:22:08

I had to drop Amy at nursery anyway.

1:22:081:22:11

We went to the shops to get eggs for brekky breakfast, didn't we?

1:22:111:22:14

Yes, we did. Oh, you were low on foil. So I got you some,

1:22:141:22:16

but they didn't have any. So I got you clingfilm, actually.

1:22:161:22:20

Who's the postcard from?

1:22:211:22:23

-Amira.

-Ahh!

1:22:231:22:25

-Mummy.

-Yes, Mummy. Mummy's in Rome. Paris first, now Rome.

1:22:251:22:29

-Glamorous Mummy, travelling the world.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

1:22:291:22:32

She says she misses you very much and can't wait to see you.

1:22:321:22:35

-Babe, we should try Rome for our honeymoon.

-Yeah.

1:22:351:22:37

Hey, where you going? Slow down.

1:22:371:22:39

-You don't open up for hours yet.

-I know, but...

-No buts.

1:22:391:22:42

It's a local curry house, not some multinational conglom...thingy.

1:22:421:22:47

-Conglomerate.

-Whatever.

1:22:471:22:49

It's not "whatever" though, is it? It's me trying to provide for my family.

1:22:491:22:52

Don't shout.

1:22:521:22:53

I'm not shout...

1:22:531:22:55

I'm not shouting. I'm sorry.

1:22:571:23:00

I just didn't sleep much.

1:23:011:23:02

I'm not surprised.

1:23:021:23:04

You're going to have to slow down, Sy.

1:23:051:23:08

I can't slow down.

1:23:081:23:09

-I used to be good at this.

-And you still are.

1:23:111:23:14

But providing for your family isn't just about money.

1:23:141:23:17

This is the good life.

1:23:171:23:19

Try enjoying it.

1:23:211:23:22

Please don't guilt-trip me.

1:23:231:23:25

I'm not guilt-tripping you, I is truth-tripping you.

1:23:251:23:28

CHRISTIAN CHUCKLES

1:23:281:23:31

Look, it was Tam's fault the business went down, not yours.

1:23:311:23:33

All right? it's not worth killing yourself over. It's his mess.

1:23:331:23:37

-What we going to do now? Huh?

-Horse.

1:23:391:23:41

-ROXY:

-Michael?

1:23:441:23:46

Michael, do you want your eggs poached or scrambled?

1:23:481:23:51

Michael!

1:23:531:23:54

Um...excuse me. There's a, um...

1:24:081:24:11

There's a delivery guy downstairs and he wants your signature.

1:24:111:24:14

Why can't you sign for it?

1:24:141:24:16

Well, he said he wants the manager's signature,

1:24:161:24:18

because of duplicate copies or something? I don't know.

1:24:181:24:20

I ain't the manager, am I?

1:24:201:24:22

-Well,

-I

-ain't the manager.

1:24:221:24:23

But if you're open to discussion on a promotion, then I'm sure we can make this happen.

1:24:231:24:27

Or not.

1:24:271:24:28

You know...

1:24:341:24:35

You know, I would go with the rouge, you know.

1:24:371:24:40

You know, it's classy. It's the word of amor, as they say in Spain.

1:24:401:24:43

And you know what, Philly Boy?

1:24:431:24:44

You... You are a ladies man. Just like Fats, you know.

1:24:441:24:48

Do you mind if I call you Phil...ly...Boy?

1:24:481:24:50

OK.

1:24:501:24:51

Er...Mr Mitchell?

1:24:591:25:00

You still here?

1:25:001:25:01

Um, remember I said I have to leave a bit earlier today

1:25:011:25:04

to do the gig tonight?

1:25:041:25:06

I just wanted you to know that you're welcome to come...

1:25:061:25:08

and obviously you get a free ticket, innit.

1:25:081:25:10

All you got to do is just ask, yeah?

1:25:101:25:12

HE EXHALES

1:25:151:25:17

-QUIETLY:

-Mr Mitchell?

1:25:191:25:20

WHAT?!

1:25:201:25:21

The delivery guy. Downstairs. He's a little bit angry. Just...

1:25:211:25:24

HE SIGHS

1:25:241:25:25

Yeah, he's great. He's great. He's got a killer left-jab on him.

1:25:281:25:31

You should definitely have a look at him.

1:25:311:25:33

All right.

1:25:331:25:35

Listen, I've got to go - there's someone on the other line.

1:25:351:25:37

Yep, cheers then.

1:25:371:25:39

Michael Moon.

1:25:391:25:41

Right.

1:25:441:25:45

So what does that mean? What are you saying?

1:25:461:25:49

-ROXY WHISPERS:

-Michael?

1:25:491:25:50

-I tell you what, why don't you just...

-Michael!

1:25:501:25:53

..do what you can do, yeah? And just get back to me.

1:25:531:25:56

All right, thanks. Cheers.

1:25:561:25:58

I took a guess. I went with scrambled.

1:25:581:26:00

-I'm not hungry.

-Dippy eggs and soldiers?

1:26:011:26:03

-I'm not hungry.

-Nobody's too old for dippy eggs...

1:26:031:26:05

SHUT UP! I'm not hungry!

1:26:051:26:07

SHE SCOFFS

1:26:071:26:09

So what was that? Is that a joke, I don't get the punchline?

1:26:101:26:13

No, you're the punchline, Rox!

1:26:131:26:14

I don't want you coming into my house and making me eggs!

1:26:141:26:17

I don't want you buying me foil!

1:26:171:26:19

Sorry if I've done something to offend you, Michael.

1:26:211:26:24

I would appreciate it if you told me now.

1:26:241:26:26

All right. GET OUT!

1:26:261:26:29

Do you know what, it is like one step forward

1:26:341:26:36

and 20 steps back with you, Michael!

1:26:361:26:39

MICHAEL! OI!

1:26:391:26:41

-Fine. Make your own eggs.

-SHE SIGHS

1:26:431:26:46

DOOR SLAMS

1:26:571:26:59

-Roxy?

-No, Phil, not now.

1:27:171:27:19

Just one minute. Just come here, will you?

1:27:191:27:21

You don't fancy giving me a hand with this lot, do you?

1:27:231:27:26

No, funnily enough, I don't.

1:27:261:27:27

Jean signed for it. It's all been double-ordered.

1:27:271:27:30

-I ain't your skivvy, all right?

-I'm not asking you to be.

1:27:301:27:33

I mean... You've got the experience, ain't you?

1:27:331:27:36

-You know how this place works, how the orders work.

-What are you saying?

1:27:361:27:39

I'm asking you to come work for me...

1:27:391:27:41

I'm asking you to come and run this place.

1:27:411:27:43

What about Kat and Alfie?

1:27:431:27:45

Well, I don't see them, do you?

1:27:451:27:47

Er, excuse me... I saw...

1:27:521:27:54

-Come back. I saw that.

-What?

1:27:541:27:57

Open it.

1:27:571:27:58

No.

1:27:581:27:59

It's not a question, Abi. Open the bag.

1:27:591:28:01

What's that?

1:28:071:28:09

What do you mean?

1:28:091:28:11

I thought you were stealing your dad's whisky.

1:28:111:28:13

I'm not Lauren, and I'm helping Lola.

1:28:131:28:16

You're helping...? Helping her what?

1:28:161:28:18

-Clean. Problem?

-Yeah, there is a PROBLEM, actually.

1:28:181:28:21

My problem is that you should be concentrating on your schoolwork...

1:28:211:28:24

Well, I have a free period, so you can chill out.

1:28:241:28:27

No, I won't "chill out", dude.

1:28:271:28:28

-Oh, you are so embarrassing.

-Abi!

1:28:281:28:30

Abi, free periods were designed for you to catch up with your schoolwork, all right?

1:28:301:28:34

They're not for you to go hanging around with...ASBO Annie

1:28:341:28:37

and whatever other waifs and strays her kind associate with.

1:28:371:28:40

"Her kind"? You are such a snob!

1:28:401:28:42

I'm not a snob. I resent that.

1:28:421:28:45

Abi!

1:28:461:28:48

Abi. Don't you walk away from me, young lady.

1:28:481:28:51

Dad, Mum's being a proper snob.

1:28:511:28:53

Max!

1:28:531:28:55

Oi, any time you feel like chipping in?

1:28:551:28:58

Abs, yeah, listen to your mum, will you?

1:28:591:29:01

Right, ready?

1:29:041:29:05

Listen to me. I am loaning you that money, OK?

1:29:051:29:07

and you will return it to me once it turns a healthy profit.

1:29:071:29:10

-And what if I can't turn a profit?

-Syed, then...

1:29:101:29:12

Hello.

1:29:121:29:14

I thought you'd be at work.

1:29:141:29:16

I had holiday to take. You staying?

1:29:161:29:18

-Your mother's got samosas in the kitchen.

-No, no, no, he was just going.

1:29:181:29:21

Came to check on his mother. Bathroom won't clean itself.

1:29:211:29:25

Fun holiday(!)

1:29:251:29:27

Mm.

1:29:271:29:28

When I finish here, I am going to the bank.

1:29:301:29:32

-No.

-And then I am giving you that money.

1:29:321:29:35

This is as much about protecting Tamwar as it is about you. Agreed?

1:29:351:29:39

Ma...

1:29:391:29:40

Roberts, you heard of him? Coach Roberts.

1:29:411:29:44

He's got a chain of barbers over the East End. No?

1:29:441:29:47

Well, anyway, 5K he's offering.

1:29:471:29:49

For merchandising, for logos. You know, ringside stuff.

1:29:491:29:51

Right. And what does he want?

1:29:511:29:53

Kudos, I suppose. He always bangs on about family, this geezer.

1:29:531:29:56

-He made good, wants to give back.

-Why are we getting involved now?

1:29:561:29:59

"Why now?" Why not now?

1:29:591:30:00

What do you want me to do about it?

1:30:001:30:02

-I want you to schmooze him.

-Oh...

1:30:021:30:04

I want you to put on that famous Branning charm.

1:30:041:30:06

-Go on, like you're laying on that bit of fluff you got.

-Yeah?

1:30:061:30:09

Well, you say that to Sharon's face, go on, I'll give you the 5K myself.

1:30:091:30:12

You all right, Jack? You all right, Michael?

1:30:121:30:14

You all right, mate? Hello.

1:30:141:30:15

-Cup of tea and an orange juice, please.

-Yeah.

1:30:151:30:18

-You seen the left foot on him?

-Yeah?

1:30:181:30:20

Yeah, he's like Ramos, Iniesta and Messi all rolled into one, ain't ya?

1:30:201:30:23

-Oi, where's your patriotism?

-I lost that after Italia '90.

1:30:231:30:26

That's when you lost your barnet, weren't it? So why ain't he at school?

1:30:261:30:29

Well, he's "ill". Ain't you, eh? Not well.

1:30:291:30:32

"Ill"? Yeah, not too ill to play football though.

1:30:321:30:35

-See ya.

-See ya.

1:30:361:30:37

See ya later.

1:30:371:30:39

Abs, what are you doing here?

1:30:411:30:43

I thought you were meant to be studying?

1:30:431:30:46

This is part of studying. It's a...social outreach programme.

1:30:461:30:49

You lying to me?

1:30:511:30:52

No.

1:30:521:30:53

"Social outreach programme"?

1:30:591:31:03

Nice one.

1:31:031:31:05

-So gullible.

-Come on, hurry up.

1:31:051:31:07

We've got the B&B to do before lunch. Come on.

1:31:071:31:09

I can't believe you were looked over.

1:31:101:31:12

I can't believe YOU were looked over.

1:31:121:31:14

No, nobody knows this place better than you.

1:31:141:31:17

You know what? Supposedly she starts on Monday

1:31:171:31:19

and she's already on the payroll. I know!

1:31:191:31:21

You're the decorators, can't you bring the paint?

1:31:211:31:25

Well, I don't know, do I?

1:31:251:31:27

Oh, yeah, thanks a lot(!) Thanks. I'll do that.

1:31:281:31:31

HE SIGHS

1:31:341:31:35

I'm going out. Um...

1:31:431:31:45

If there's any problems, ring Roxy. Not me.

1:31:451:31:48

-Hello, Mum.

-Argh!

1:31:511:31:53

Are you trying to give me a heart attack or something?!

1:31:531:31:55

I didn't mean to scare you, but I do want to run something by you.

1:31:551:31:58

-I can't. I need to get to the bank.

-It's about Sy.

1:31:581:32:00

Has he changed his mind about your partnership?

1:32:001:32:03

No. But he is totally stressed out.

1:32:031:32:06

I don't know, I just thought things are so good between all of us,

1:32:061:32:09

it would be nice for us to get together, help take his mind off things.

1:32:091:32:12

And what exactly would this get-together entail?

1:32:121:32:14

Just a small, intimate gathering.

1:32:141:32:17

Break some bread, you know?

1:32:171:32:18

"Break some bread"? Is that some kind of gay metaphor?

1:32:181:32:22

No, it is not a "gay metaphor". Is Masood free or not?

1:32:221:32:26

Masood is free when I tell him he is free.

1:32:261:32:28

Secrets to a successful marriage - take note.

1:32:281:32:31

-Is that a yes?

-Er...

1:32:311:32:33

Right, we need four of the beers.

1:32:341:32:37

Two ciders.

1:32:371:32:39

And one crate of...

1:32:391:32:40

No, TWO crates of Prosecco.

1:32:411:32:44

And coffee mornings - I think we're going to have to knock them on the head.

1:32:441:32:47

Joey!

1:32:471:32:49

Oh, you're not Joey.

1:32:511:32:54

I, er... I need your help. It's important.

1:32:541:32:56

What's happened?

1:32:561:32:58

Like I said, I need your help.

1:33:001:33:01

Look, I'm a bit busy right now.

1:33:011:33:03

Phil, wait.

1:33:051:33:06

You're going to owe me for this one.

1:33:071:33:09

HE CHUCKLES

1:33:101:33:11

Thank you. There you go.

1:33:131:33:14

Cheers.

1:33:141:33:16

Right, order 78.

1:33:161:33:18

Yeah, that's me.

1:33:181:33:19

Hi.

1:33:191:33:21

-Back again?

-Back again.

1:33:211:33:23

Food that good, was it?

1:33:231:33:24

The food was OK.

1:33:241:33:26

Right. Well, enjoy.

1:33:261:33:27

Actually, now I'm here, do you mind if I eat in?

1:33:281:33:31

-Sure, yeah. I'll plate it up for you.

-You do that.

1:33:311:33:33

Sorry?

1:33:331:33:34

I said, you do that.

1:33:341:33:36

Right. Well, take a seat.

1:33:361:33:39

Yeah. We'll put Ollie in with Ethan.

1:33:441:33:47

Give him a couple of rounds,

1:33:481:33:49

then we'll rotate him with the other boys.

1:33:491:33:52

Then we'll get Coach Roberts in here, ply him with Scotch.

1:33:521:33:55

-Job's a good 'un.

-Yeah, whatever.

1:33:551:33:57

A bit of enthusiasm wouldn't go amiss, Jack.

1:34:011:34:04

Everything all right?

1:34:041:34:05

Why?

1:34:071:34:08

Well, I just bumped into Roxy on the way here.

1:34:091:34:12

How is she?

1:34:121:34:13

I think you know how she is.

1:34:131:34:15

Now, do you want to tell me what's going on?

1:34:161:34:18

-Jenny.

-Mr Moon.

1:34:181:34:21

How are you? Come in, please.

1:34:211:34:22

-Jack Branning. Nice to meet you.

-Hi.

1:34:251:34:26

So I take it that's my cue to leave then, yeah?

1:34:281:34:31

Nice meeting you. Speak to you in a bit.

1:34:331:34:35

-You all right?

-Yeah.

1:34:381:34:40

Let me show you...

1:34:421:34:43

-See you again soon, yeah?

-Thank you. Bye.

1:34:441:34:47

Get you a whisky?

1:34:581:34:59

Take a seat.

1:34:591:35:00

-Sorry if I bored you yesterday.

-Ah, you didn't bore me.

1:35:111:35:14

-In fact, you made me feel better about my own life.

-Charming(!)

1:35:141:35:17

No, seriously.

1:35:171:35:19

Nice to meet someone with drive and ambition.

1:35:191:35:21

Ah, the long road to success?

1:35:211:35:23

Feel like I've broken down on the M1.

1:35:231:35:26

Well, if your car breaks down, fix it.

1:35:261:35:28

If you can't fix it, hitch-hike.

1:35:281:35:30

Come for a drink with me.

1:35:321:35:34

I-I'm working.

1:35:411:35:42

Tonight?

1:35:421:35:44

I don't normally have to ask twice.

1:35:491:35:51

But first time for everything.

1:35:531:35:55

Guess who?

1:36:051:36:06

-CHRISTIAN LAUGHS

-Easy tiger!

1:36:061:36:08

What are you doing here?

1:36:081:36:10

Well, that is charming, innit?

1:36:101:36:11

I'm here to say you have the night off.

1:36:111:36:13

Your rather dashing boyfriend is whisking you away for a little surprise.

1:36:131:36:17

You didn't book those tickets, did you?

1:36:171:36:19

-No, you said you didn't want to go.

-I don't!

1:36:191:36:22

Besides which, I'm working tonight.

1:36:221:36:25

I'm Danny. I'm a regular.

1:36:261:36:28

-Good food, eh?

-Yeah, well, the service is better.

1:36:281:36:31

Yeah, well not tonight, stud, because you are mine.

1:36:311:36:34

Before you start panicking, I've already arranged cover,

1:36:341:36:37

so you can just chill, OK?

1:36:371:36:40

Happy?

1:36:401:36:42

I bet he is.

1:36:421:36:43

See you, Danny.

1:36:461:36:48

JACK CLEARS HIS THROAT

1:36:551:36:57

No, thanks.

1:36:571:36:58

So, do you want to tell me who that fit blonde was?

1:37:001:37:02

She's just some bird doing a bit of business for me, that's all.

1:37:041:37:07

What, for the gym?

1:37:071:37:09

No.

1:37:091:37:11

Listen, you want to get here. You need to get here now.

1:37:221:37:25

I don't know, just something ain't right.

1:37:261:37:29

-All right, keep 'em closed.

-Christian, I'm going to trip over.

1:37:301:37:33

Ready? Ta-da!

1:37:331:37:35

-Hey, what are you doing here?

-Oh, nice to see you too, son(!)

1:37:361:37:40

No, I mean... Actually, that is what I mean. What are you doing here?

1:37:401:37:43

Christian thought it would be nice for all of us to spend time together.

1:37:431:37:47

I've got Ludo!

1:37:471:37:49

All right, sit down. Food's in the oven.

1:37:491:37:51

Where's Yas?

1:37:511:37:52

Oh, AJ'S got her and Kamil, we've got the night off.

1:37:521:37:55

Whether he still has them at the end of the night is another matter.

1:37:551:37:58

-That reminds me, I wanted to show you Yasmin's room.

-Yes.

1:37:581:38:01

-Syed, take this.

-Mum, what are you doing?

1:38:011:38:04

-Syed, now please.

-I told you, I don't want it.

1:38:041:38:07

-Syed, just take it!

-Mum, no.

1:38:071:38:09

-Nice, isn't it?

-Yeah, it's great!

1:38:091:38:10

So what can I do to help?

1:38:101:38:12

-Zee, come and have a look at this.

-OK.

1:38:121:38:15

Sy, we have waited a hell of a long time for your parents

1:38:201:38:23

to even feel comfortable enough to be in this house for dinner.

1:38:231:38:26

Yet here they are.

1:38:261:38:28

So, please, make an effort.

1:38:281:38:30

-I'm fine.

-Well, tell your face that, eh?

1:38:301:38:33

-What you doing here?

-I called her.

1:38:401:38:42

-Why don't you turn around and do one?

-OK, I told you.

1:38:421:38:45

-What do you think you're playing at?

-Where's Scarlett?

-In the office.

1:38:451:38:48

-You've left her in the office?!

-Yeah, I left her in the office.

1:38:481:38:51

What's it got to do with you? She's a baby.

1:38:511:38:53

Look, he's here, he's here.

1:38:531:38:55

Coach Roberts? Hello.

1:38:551:38:57

-All right, son?

-Yeah great. Legend.

1:38:571:38:59

-Jack Branning, my business partner.

-Nice to meet you.

1:38:591:39:02

Nice place you've got.

1:39:021:39:03

Yeah, and these are two of our brightest prospects

1:39:031:39:05

-Ain't they, Jack?

-Yeah, they are. Yeah.

1:39:051:39:07

So why don't you do me a favour and jog on. Very good.

1:39:071:39:12

Why don't I give you a guided tour?

1:39:121:39:13

Babe, give it a break, will you? You're giving me an earache.

1:39:181:39:21

Why? Cos I don't want my daughter hanging out with the wrong crowd?

1:39:211:39:24

What do you want me to do? Go over to her and tell her she can't go out?

1:39:241:39:27

Well, yeah, if that's what it takes.

1:39:271:39:30

I want you to do SOMETHING.

1:39:301:39:31

-Abi, say goodnight.

-What?

1:39:391:39:41

You're going to have dinner with me and your mum.

1:39:411:39:44

-We're only talking.

-Yeah, chill out, man.

1:39:441:39:46

If I want your input, I'll ask for it.

1:39:461:39:48

-I'm not hungry.

-It weren't a question.

1:39:481:39:50

-Dad!

-Come on.

-Get off me! You're embarrassing me.

1:39:501:39:53

Mum, tell him.

1:39:531:39:54

Sorry, darling.

1:39:541:39:55

Come on, sit down.

1:39:551:39:57

Have a bit of respect, will you? For me and your mum.

1:39:571:40:00

Well, they're my friends.

1:40:001:40:01

Yeah, you want to start looking for some new ones, don't you?

1:40:011:40:04

This is so unfair. I didn't do anything.

1:40:041:40:07

"Social outreach programme"? You think I was born yesterday?

1:40:071:40:10

Oh, hello. You look like you've been having fun.

1:40:121:40:14

Oh, don't you start.

1:40:141:40:16

I've spent the best part of the day looking at 50 shades of white.

1:40:161:40:19

Right, I think I owe you a drink.

1:40:191:40:20

Nah, I best get back to Denny. Ian's baby-sitting.

1:40:201:40:23

Have one. It's on the house.

1:40:231:40:25

-No, I shouldn't.

-Oh, go on.

-But I will.

1:40:251:40:27

Do you want a hand taking this lot upstairs first?

1:40:271:40:30

No, there's more in the motor. I'll get Max to give me a hand.

1:40:301:40:32

Nice of me to offer(!)

1:40:321:40:33

Right, well, I need the little girls' room.

1:40:331:40:36

So G&T, please. Double.

1:40:361:40:38

I know what you're doing.

1:40:431:40:44

Done it before myself.

1:40:441:40:46

Oh, I'm sure it'll look lovely,

1:40:461:40:48

fresh coat of paint and all that, you know.

1:40:481:40:50

But it doesn't hide the fact, does it?

1:40:501:40:52

What fact?

1:40:521:40:54

That you're on your own. Just like me.

1:40:541:40:57

This kid here, this Ethan - he's got a great jab on him.

1:41:041:41:07

And that's what we want to do, you know?

1:41:071:41:08

We want to get a bit of money and bring young talent in...

1:41:081:41:12

so we want to get you on the firm if you'd be interested.

1:41:121:41:14

Yeah, definitely. That's something we can talk about, yeah.

1:41:141:41:18

Very sharp.

1:41:191:41:21

Excuse me.

1:41:211:41:22

What you doing? Oi, what you doing?

1:41:231:41:25

-Seriously, what is your problem?

-You are.

1:41:251:41:28

Yeah, I kind of guessed that. Do you mind telling me why?

1:41:281:41:30

Don't take my kid from under my nose, twice in a day.

1:41:301:41:32

Is that what this is about?

1:41:321:41:33

Cos I took Scarlett to the shops? Get a grip!

1:41:331:41:36

Runs in the family, don't it?

1:41:361:41:38

You... Pathetic.

1:41:411:41:42

Don't turn your back on me! Oi! Oi! I'm talking to you.

1:41:441:41:47

-Ssh!

-Michael...

1:41:471:41:49

..do you want to calm down?

1:41:501:41:52

SCARLETT CRIES

1:41:551:41:57

Do you know what?

1:42:001:42:02

I am an absolute sucker for a happy ending.

1:42:021:42:05

Ugh. Sentimental tripe. That's what that was.

1:42:051:42:09

What about the bit with the boy playing the drums?

1:42:091:42:12

That was powerful stuff.

1:42:121:42:14

Boy playing the drums? That was not powerful!

1:42:141:42:16

That was drums and boy. Bang, bang.

1:42:161:42:19

Masood...

1:42:191:42:21

have you been crying?

1:42:211:42:23

No, of course I haven't been crying.

1:42:231:42:25

Oh, you're such a girl.

1:42:251:42:26

Just pass the tissues, will you?

1:42:261:42:28

Yes, of course, baby diddums.

1:42:281:42:30

We j'adore that movie, don't we?

1:42:311:42:33

-Yeah.

-Well, one OK-ish scene.

1:42:331:42:35

Which one?

1:42:351:42:36

You know, when she goes up to the bedroom and she's all like,

1:42:361:42:39

"Oh, I need to cry. No, I'm not going to cry. Oh, I need to cry.

1:42:391:42:42

"No, no I'm a really strong woman."

1:42:421:42:44

Oh! Cry already!

1:42:441:42:45

-That's our favourite scene. Isn't it, babe?

-Yeah.

1:42:451:42:47

OK...

1:42:471:42:48

who's for Ludo?

1:42:481:42:50

-Me!

-Yes, me!

1:42:501:42:51

Actually, I'm pretty tired.

1:42:511:42:54

Well, OK then. We don't have to.

1:42:541:42:55

What about another movie?

1:42:551:42:57

-I'll just go to bed.

-Actually, Zee, we should be getting home.

1:42:571:43:00

-What?! I'm having fun.

-It's getting late.

1:43:001:43:02

It's not getting late, Masood.

1:43:021:43:04

OK, fine. You cry-baby.

1:43:041:43:07

I'll show you out.

1:43:081:43:10

-What is wrong with you?

-Nothing.

1:43:101:43:12

Come on, Zee.

1:43:121:43:13

Listen, thanks for coming over, yeah? We had a really good time.

1:43:131:43:16

Thank you for having us. Mwah!

1:43:161:43:18

-Didn't we, Sy?

-Yeah.

1:43:181:43:20

-What was all that about?

-I don't know.

1:43:231:43:25

Why are we being ushered out?

1:43:251:43:27

-Is it because of what I said about the film?

-No.

1:43:271:43:29

That boy can be so sensitive sometimes.

1:43:291:43:31

OK. Thank you for the lovely evening. Goodnight.

1:43:311:43:33

Listen, you tell him, Christian. Sort him out.

1:43:331:43:35

-Goodnight.

-Goodnight.

1:43:351:43:37

What?

1:43:441:43:45

I thought you had everything you ever wanted.

1:43:451:43:48

Can't you at least pretend to be happy.

1:43:481:43:51

I am.

1:43:511:43:52

I'm going to bed.

1:43:531:43:55

Make sure you lock up when you're done.

1:44:201:44:24

You sure you're going to be all right with him?

1:44:241:44:26

Yeah, I'll be fine, thanks. Go on, go.

1:44:261:44:28

What do you want?

1:44:381:44:39

Well, believe it or not, Michael, I'm actually worried about you.

1:44:411:44:46

How touching(!)

1:44:461:44:48

OK. All right. Fine. See you later.

1:44:491:44:52

Eight days.

1:44:541:44:55

She left the country eight days ago.

1:44:591:45:02

I don't know where she's gone.

1:45:021:45:04

They found her car at Heathrow.

1:45:071:45:09

She...left these.

1:45:121:45:15

The rings.

1:45:151:45:16

But that's not all she's left, is it?

1:45:191:45:22

Look...

1:45:241:45:25

Me... I understand me.

1:45:261:45:30

You know, I know... I know about me.

1:45:311:45:33

But how can you do that? How can you leave someone like that?

1:45:351:45:39

What kind of person does that?

1:45:391:45:41

Look...

1:45:461:45:47

Michael, listen, I'm...

1:45:471:45:50

I don't know.

1:45:501:45:52

It's OK. You...

1:45:521:45:54

You're not the first person in the world to be a single parent, are you?

1:45:541:45:58

I guess at least you know now.

1:46:001:46:02

You know for certain she's gone and she's not coming back, is she?

1:46:031:46:06

Hm?

1:46:061:46:07

Michael.

1:46:091:46:10

You're not alone with this, OK?

1:46:111:46:14

Oi, you've got me.

1:46:141:46:16

You've got family. You've got people who really want to help you.

1:46:171:46:21

And you...have got Scarlett, Michael.

1:46:231:46:26

Today.

1:46:311:46:33

Today, you...

1:46:331:46:34

You took...my baby away.

1:46:361:46:39

And you didn't... And...

1:46:401:46:42

And then you brought her back.

1:46:431:46:45

I know and I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

1:46:451:46:49

Yeah, you don't understand. I didn't care.

1:46:491:46:52

I was relieved.

1:46:551:46:56

I was relieved that she'd gone.

1:46:581:47:00

And I was DISAPPOINTED...

1:47:021:47:04

..when you brought her back.

1:47:061:47:09

Ooh! That's hardcore. I'm a monster.

1:47:091:47:12

Michael.

1:47:191:47:21

Michael, you get up NOW and you hold her. Get up.

1:47:211:47:25

Get up.

1:47:251:47:27

Michael.

1:47:271:47:29

Get up.

1:47:291:47:30

-What?

-Take her.

1:47:571:47:58

-SCARLETT CRIES

-Michael?

-Just take her.

-Michael!

1:47:581:48:00

Michael, what are you doing?

1:48:001:48:02

Michael? Michael!

1:48:021:48:05

CRYING CONTINUES

1:48:051:48:06

Michael!

1:48:061:48:07

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